Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - RICKY GERVAIS.
MAUDE APATOW MUSICAL GUESTS, KAYTRANADA, FEATURING H.E.R.
AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1586 Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AH, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME!
WELCOME, WELCOME, PLEASE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU'RE HERE! YOU'RE WATCHING, YOU MADE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELL, GUYS, AS THE COUNTRY CONTINUES TO DEAL WITH THE
PANDEMIC, THE DIRECTOR OF THE CDC JUST SAID SHE'S AIMING TO IMPROVE THE AGENCY'S COVID
MESSAGING. THEN IN HER NEXT INTERVIEW, SHE SAID THE CDC IS NOT AIMING TO
IMPROVE THEIR MESSAGING. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IN THE CDC'S DEFENSE,
IT'S HARD TO GET ANY MESSAGE OUT WHEN EVERY AD ON TV IS FOR CAESARS SPORTSBOOK
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE CDC WANTS TO COMMUNICATE MORE CLEARLY, SO
GOING FORWARD THEIR PRESS RELEASES WILL NO LONGER BE IN THE WINGDINGS FONT
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE NEWS, I READ THAT NEIL GORSUCH IS THE ONLY
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE WHO WON'T WEAR A MASK TO HELP PROTECT HIS COLLEAGUE, SONIA SOTOMAYOR, WHO
HAS DIABETES [ AUDIENCE BOOS YOU KNOW GORSUCH IS THE GUY WHO
TOUCHES EVERY BAGEL BEFORE PICKING ONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU GUYS REMEMBER NEIL GORSUCH HE USED TO WORK FOR THE LAW FIRM, ROGAN, HOGAN AND
FACEBOOK [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW A NEWS ANCHOR IN
MEXICO WHO LOOKED LIKE HE FINALLY HIT HIS BREAKING POINT WITH PEOPLE WHO WON'T GET
VACCINATED CHECK THIS OUT
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: YES! YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW DR. FAUCI FEELS ON THE INSIDE.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD THAT TODAY FORMER NEW YORK CITY MAYOR
BILL de BLASIO ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK.
HE THEN -- [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ]
HE THEN WAITED OVER TEN MINUTES FOR SOMEONE TO SAY, "AW. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, de BLASIO WON'T RUN FOR GOVERNOR HE SAID HE WANTS TO SPEND MORE
TIME AT HOME BEING BOOED BY HIS FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ]
DID HE REALLY HAVE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I MEAN, HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE
ANNOUNCED THAT HE WON'T BE PERFORMING AT THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW.
IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, WE KNOW. SOME BUSINESS NEWS HERE, APPARENTLY AIRLINES ARE DEALING
WITH THE ONGOING PILOT SHORTAGE BY RAISING PAY AND LOWERING THE REQUIREMENTS
[ LAUGHTER ] PASSENGERS SAID, "THAT'S NICE. AND "WAIT, WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS PROBABLY EXPLAINS WHY MY LAST PILOT WAS WEARING A
A PETSMART UNIFORM [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S NOT VERY REASSURING
WHEN YOUR PILOT IS THE SAME GUY WHO DROVE YOUR UBER TO THE AIRPORT.
[ LAUGHTER ] "ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO HERE WE GO
COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW INSTEAD OF NEEDING YEARS OF
EXPERIENCE, PILOTS JUST HAVE TO COMPLETE A CAPTCHA THAT PROVES THAT THEY'RE HUMAN
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE RIGHT NOW.
HERE'S THE NEWEST UNITED PILOT
[ BLEEP
[ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THAT'S A BIT MUCH. GEEZ
WELL, SPEAKING OF FLYING, A MAN WENT VIRAL ON TIKTOK WHEN HE SHARED HIS EXPERIENCE AS THE
ONLY PASSENGER ON AN EIGHT-HOUR INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT SOMEHOW WE HAVE A PILOT AND
PASSENGER SHORTAGE I DON'T KNOW OF COURSE, THEY WOULDN'T LET
HIM BOARD UNTIL HIS ZONE WAS CALLED [ LAUGHTER ]
"GROUP TWO SORRY, SIR YOU'RE GROUP FOUR.
GROUP TWO, ONE MORE TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S WEIRD WHEN THE PILOT'S
LIKE, "OH, WE WILL NOW BE MAKING OUR APPROACH, TOM." [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, THIS IS ALSO GOING VIRAL. SOMEONE POSTED A VIDEO OF A FEDEX DRIVER WHO DIDN'T
EXACTLY DELIVER THEIR PACKAGE WITH CARE. WATCH THIS
Jimmy: HIS BOSS CALLED HIM AND SAID, "JUST A LITTLE MORE
PRACTICE AND YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT SLOWING DOWN THE TRUCK.
[ LAUGHTER ] RESPECT FOR THAT AIM THOUGH, HUH?
Steve: YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD AIM, MAN Jimmy: FINALLY, A WOMAN IN
CANADA WAS DRIVING ON A FROZEN RIVER WHEN THE ICE BROKE AND HER CAR STARTED TO SINK.
AND INSTEAD OF PANICKING, SHE TOOK A SELFIE. TAKE A LOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, WHEN THE RIVER SAW THAT IT WAS A YELLOW SUBARU, IT
SPIT THE CAR RIGHT BACK OUT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT! THE THIRD AND FINAL SEASON OF
HIS SERIES "AFTER LIFE" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX RICKY GERVAIS IS JOINING US!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, ONE OF OUR FAVORITES YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE SERIES
"EUPHORIA," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO AND HBO MAX MAUDE APATOW IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: BABY MAUDE Jimmy: AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM
KAYTRANADA, FEATURING H.E.R. THAT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
KAYTRANADA AND H.E.R GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS"
HASHTAGS * Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC
SO, THIS WEEK I SENT OUT A A HASHTAG, DESCRIBE A MOVIE BADLY.
AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TAKE A A MOVIE AND JUST GIVE IT A A FUNNY OR WEIRD SUMMARY
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE THAT AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE
SOME OF MY FAVORITE DESCRIBE A A MOVIE BADLY RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS
HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @HIGHNECKENT
Steve: HIGH NECK? Jimmy: HIGH NECK -- YOU THINK HE'S LIKE AN EARS, NOSE
AND THROAT DOCTOR? [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: MAYBE.
I HOPE SO. Jimmy: HE SAYS, "'TITANIC.' A 3 HOUR AND 15 MINUTE
COMMERCIAL FOR AIRLINES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM
@THREWREDBUTTER. HE SAYS, "'THE SANTA CLAUSE. DIVORCED DAD MURDERS BELOVED
CHILDREN'S ICON. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM
@TARADUBLINROCKS SHE SAID "'GREASE. "PEOPLE IN THEIR 30s PLAYING
TEENAGERS IN THE '50s, SINGING A BUNCH OF SONGS WRITTEN IN THE '70s."
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS CORRECT! Steve: THAT'S NOT EVEN
BADLY. THAT'S PERFECTLY Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUALLY
PERFECT. YEAH, EXACTLY. THIS ONE'S FROM
@RYANBARTHOLOMEE HE SAYS, "'NO TIME TO DIE. WELL, I GUESS THERE WAS
A LITTLE TIME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: SPOILER ALERT.
Jimmy: AND THIS IS FROM OH WHELM Steve: OH, WHELM.
Jimmy: WHELM? LIKE OVERWHELMED, MAYBE? Jimmy: NO, O-H.
OH WELM. Steve: OH, WHELM, LIKE "OH, WELL --"
Jimmy: MAYBE THEY THINK OH, WELL -- YEAH, THEY ADDED -- THEY CHANGED IT UP AND THEY
ADDED AN "M" TO IT Steve: IT'S CLASSY. Jimmy: YEAH
IT IS, RIGHT Steve: YEAH OH, WHELM.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO Jimmy: ARE YOU NOT EDUCATED I WENT TO --
Steve: AN EDUCATED UNIVERSITY Jimmy: YEAH
I WENT TO THE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, THE UNIVERSITY OF THE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION
Steve: YEAH Jimmy: OH, WHELM. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, WHELM, HE SAYS, "'BACK TO THE FUTURE.' AT NO POINT DO WE WONDER WHY A
A DISGRACED PHYSICIST AND A 16-YEAR-OLD KID ARE BEST FRIENDS.
Steve: HEY. "MARTY!" Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM
@NICKDIGS. HE SAYS "'A QUIET PLACE. NOT-SO-CHILL ALIEN GETS UPSET
WHEN HUMAN TALKS DURING MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YES.
EXACTLY RIGHT. THIS ONE'S FROM @JESSIDIPETTE. SHE SAYS "'JAWS,' A TWO-NOTE
SONG SCARES PEOPLE ON A TINY BOAT." [ APPLAUSE ]
DID YOU EVER HEAR THAT JOKE, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A SHARK LOVES YOU?
Steve: HOW? [ HUMMING [ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: OH, MY GOSH! Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR THING. Steve: WOW!
Questlove: I LIKE IT. Jimmy: THANK YOU. Steve: WOW, NICE!
WOW, WAIT A SECOND I GOT TO TAKE THAT ONE IN. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, MY BRAIN IS
OVER -- OH WELM' Questlove: GOTTA LET THAT MARINADE, MAN.
THAT WAS GENIUS. Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM -- THANK YOU.
THIS IS FROM @MARISAROSIE22. SHE SAYS "'NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.'
A WISECRACKING BOILER TECHNICIAN TEACHES HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TO BELIEVE IN THEIR
DREAMS." IT SOUNDS HEARTWARMING [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS ONE IS FUNNY. IT'S FROM @GHOST7. THEY SAY "'CONTAGION,' NOW
AVAILABLE AS A 360 3D LIVE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S FUNNY THIS ONE'S JUST -- YOU GOT TO READ THIS ONE.
THIS IS FROM @FATHERKASEY. SHE SAYS, "'SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME.' WILLEM DAFOE IS DA FOE.
Steve: RIGHT. HE'S NOT DA FRIEND Jimmy: NO, HE'S NOT DA
FRIEND LAST ONE'S FROM @ROCKINSEAN84. HE SAYS "'THE NEVER-ENDING
STORY' ENDS IN 94 MINUTES. THERE YOU HAVE IT RIGHT THERE. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE SETTLING SOME OF THE BIGGEST
DEBATES WITH RICKY GERVAIS STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. *
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! IT IS TIME TO SETTLE SOME OF
THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DEBATES OF ALL TIME, BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP
SEASON THREE OF HIS SHOW, "AFTER LIFE," IS AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX
PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, RICKY GERVAIS!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WOW!
WOW, ONE OF MY FAVORITES, RICKY! RICKY, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? Jimmy: YEAH
YOU DON'T LIKE PLAYING THE GAMES ON OUR SHOW AS MUCH. THE PRESSURE IS ON, ISN'T
IT Jimmy: NO, NO PRESSURE. THIS GAME YOU'RE GONNA LOVE.
THIS ONE IS CALLED "RICKY GERVAIS SETTLES IT.
RICKY SETTLES IT * [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YOU'RE THE ONLY
PERSON THAT CAN PLAY THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] WE'VE PUT YOUR NAME IN THE
TITLE OF THE GAME. YEAH YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
I LOVE THAT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, FIRST UP, READY?
SHOULD YOU -- SHOULD YOU TAKE VIDEOS DURING CONCERTS NO.
JUST WATCH THE -- YOU'RE GOING TO SEE SOMEONE LIVE, WATCH IT LIVE
Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. GOOD MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH -- OH, MY GOODNESS. WHO WAS THE BEST JAMES BOND? WELL, MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS
SEAN CONNERY Jimmy: YEAH I DON'T -- I'M NOT A BIG FAN
OF BOND. I'VE ONLY WATCHED A COUPLE I LIKE SEAN CONNERY BECAUSE I
DON'T KNOW WHY I LIKED HIM IN "THE ROCK" AS WELL
YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S ALL OF THAT PUTTING ON SUITS AND DRY MARTINIS
I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT. I DON'T DESPISE IT I LOOK -- I LOOK RUBBISH IN
EVERYTHING, SO, YOU KNOW, I LOOK GOOD IN A TRACK SUIT AND SOME T-SHIRT OR SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU CAN'T RELATE I CAN'T RELATE.
Jimmy: YOU CAN'T RELATE THAT, CAN YOU? [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH. NO, NO Jimmy: NEXT QUESTION, TEXT
OR CALL? DEPENDS Jimmy: WELL, HOW ABOUT,
LIKE, THOSE AUDIO TEXTS? NO, I CAN'T -- NO, BECAUSE I LEAVE IT ON AND THEN I'LL START
FLAGGING THE PERSON OFF AND I'LL -- [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN THEY GET -- THEY JUST GET A MESSAGE OF ME GOING, "OH, HE'S A [ BLEEP ] IDIOT."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M VERY NERVOUS ABOUT THIS AND -- AND MICROPHONES AND
STUFF. Jimmy: OH, GOD! MAYBE TEXT THEM.
TEXTS FOR US BOTH Jimmy: RICKY, WHAT IS SCARIER?
SPACE OR THE OCEAN WELL, IT DEPENDS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IF YOU'RE -- IF YOU'RE IN A BOAT, SPACE WOULD BE A LOT SCARIER, WOULDN'T IT
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEREAS IF YOU'RE IN A ROW, THEN SPACE COULD BE REALLY
SCARY. IF YOU'RE SHOOTING THROUGH SPACE AT 500 MILES A SECOND
WITH NO OXYGEN, THEN -- Jimmy: YEAH, SPACE IS SCARY I THINK SPACE IN GENERAL IS
A BIT SCARY BECAUSE IT'S - YEAH, IT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, MILES AND MILES OF NOTHING
AT LEAST IN THE OCEAN, YOU THINK YOU MIGHT SEE A LIGHTHOUSE OR -- OR A DOLPHIN
MIGHT SAVE YOU, BUT LIKE, YOU ONLY -- [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU -- FLIPPER MIGHT COME ALONG Jimmy: YEAH, FLIPPER.
BUT WHAT IF YOU -- WHAT IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR FLIPPER AND IT GOES LONG, YOU GO -- AND YOU
GO, "BRILLIANT, SAVE ME. BUT YOU'VE -- YOU'VE MET THE ONE MEAN DOLPHIN
YOU MET, LIKE, THE -- THE CHARLES MANSON OF DOLPHINS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE JUST GOES, "NO, YOU'VE PICKED THE WRONG DOLPHIN, BUDDY.
Jimmy: YEAH I THINK SPACE IS SCARIER. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S NOT -- NOT WITH THOSE TYPES OF DOLPHINS.
[ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS? WHO WAS THE BEST BEATLE?
WELL, I'M GONNA SAY ONE OF THE ONES THAT ARE ALIVE IN CASE THEY'RE WATCHING
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: COME ON, DUDE. YOU CAN BE HONEST WITH ME!
WELL, PAUL McCARTNEY. I SAW THAT DOCUMENTARY AND HE SEEMED TO BE, SORT OF, RUNNING
THE SHOW Jimmy: YEAH SO, I MEAN, LISTEN, THEY'RE
ALL GREAT, BUT -- Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, PAUL McCARTNEY,
BECAUSE HE DID THE FROG SONG I LIKE THAT FROG SONG HE DID [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT SONG TOO YEAH, I LIKE THAT SONG
I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I HAVE IT ALL RIGHT, IF YOU HAD TO BE A CANNIBAL, WHO WOULD YOU EAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I'M VEGAN, SO IT'S EVEN WORSE FOR ME.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOD
SO I WOULDN'T - Jimmy: WHY NOT PAUL McCARTNEY
HE'S VEGAN WHAT -- WOULD IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IF YOU EAT SOMEONE
WHO'S VEGAN? YOU'RE STILL EATING MEAT, AREN'T YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] HE -- THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU VEGAN BECAUSE YOU'RE EATING AN
ANIMAL THAT'S VEGAN. Jimmy: BUT YOU WOULDN'T EAT PAUL McCARTNEY, EVEN IF YOU HAD
THE CHANCE WELL, I WOULD RATHER NOT EAT ANYONE
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT PAUL, HE'S A LEGEND.
HE'S ONE OF THE BEST -- HE'S THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME
I KNOW THAT HE'S NOT -- Jimmy: AND YOU --
I LOVE THAT THAT'S HOW YOU PAY TRIBUTE TO YOUR -- YOUR HEROES, IS IT
Jimmy: YEAH YOU GO, "OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE SO GOOD, I COULD EAT
A FINGER." [ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO -- WHERE WOULD YOU
START? [ APPLAUSE ] WHERE WOULD YOU START?
Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ASK ME -- THAT'S ALL WHERE I WANT TO GO WITH IT
I JUST WANT TO BE FED TO THE LIONS IN LONDON'S ZOO. JUST THROW ME IN NAKED WHEN I'M
DEAD [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN JUST WATCH PEOPLE GO,
"IS THAT THE BLOKE FROM 'THE OFFICE'? DID HE JUST GET EATEN BY LIONS
Jimmy: LAST ONE, LAST QUESTION BRITISH OR AMERICAN "OFFICE"
WELL, I THOUGHT THE BRITISH "OFFICE" WAS THE BEST. BUT MY ACCOUNTANT ASSURES ME
THAT IT'S THE AMERICAN VERSION [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S THE EXACT
ANSWER YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. MY THANKS TO RICKY GERVAIS
WE'RE TALKING TO RICKY MORE AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
THANK YOU, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TWO-TIME EMMY-WINNER STARRING IN THE THIRD AND FINAL SEASON
OF HIS POPULAR SERIES, "AFTER LIFE," WHICH IS ON NETFLIX NOW HERE'S THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING
RICKY GERVAIS! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LOOK AT RICKY GERVAIS! COME ON! HELLO
Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, BUDDY YOU LOOK HAPPY WELL, YEAH, I'M DRINKING
BEER IT'S LIGHT BEER, ISN'T IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT IT IS. ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW
YEAR THIS IS -- HERE WE ARE IN JANUARY 2022
YEAH -- YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHY? WELL YEAH. Jimmy: I KNOW -- LAST TIME
WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GETTING INTO SHAPE AND YOU SAID THAT - YEAH.
Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SAID YOU'RE KIND OF NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE WELL, I AM.
I DECIDED TO -- I DID TRY TO GET IN -- SO I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY BODY
AND TRADITIONALLY, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MEANT TO SORT OF GAIN MUSCLE AND LOSE FAT, BUT I WENT
THE OTHER WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'VE -- I'VE MANAGED TO BULK
UP BUT WITH PUTTING ON EIGHT POUNDS OF PURE FAT AROUND MY MIDDLE
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS WORRIED I WAS GETTING TOO SVELTE AND TOO HANDSOME, AND I
WAS WORRIED IT WOULD INTERFERE WITH MY COMEDY, SO I WENT THAT WAY.
Jimmy: SMART. SO YEAH, I'M LOOKING GREAT, I'M IN GREAT SHAPE, THE SHAPE
BEING A SPHERE [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I'M IN GREAT SHAPE, YEAH
Jimmy: I HEARD THIS, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE OR RECENT, BUT DID YOU THROW YOUR BACK
OUT? YEAH, IT HAPPENS ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR
THIS TIME IT WAS TYING UP MY SHOELACE IT'S RIDICULOUS.
SO I GO DOWN, AND I FEEL SOMETHING GO AND THAT'S IT IT'S FROM AN OLD INJURY THAT I
DID ABOUT 30, 35 YEARS AGO ME AND JANE, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
WE SAVED UP FOR A LITTLE HOLIDAY. WE HAD A WEEK IN ITALY, OKAY
SO WE HAD A HOTEL, BUT IT HAD A TENNIS COURT, AND I LOVE TENNIS
AND THE FIRST DAY, I WAS PLAYING THIS SORT OF COACH THERE, AND I WAS SORT OF
SHOWING OFF, RIGHT TO SHOW -- I WAS TRYING TO WIN, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I DID IT -- Jimmy: THE TENNIS PRO
-- AND MY BACK WENT, AND I PULLED MY VERTEBRAE APPARENTLY AND I WAS SCREAMING IN AGONY
THERE WAS A CROWD LOOKING, "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY?" THEY COULDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.
THEY TOOK ME TO THE ROOM, RIGHT? I LAID ON THE FLOOR OF THE
HOTEL, RIGHT AND I WAS ON THE FLOOR IN AGONY FOR LIKE -- I'LL SAY THREE
DAYS AT ONE POINT, ONE OF THE STAFF -- SHE WASN'T A DOCTOR OR
NURSE. I THINK SHE WAS JUST ON RECEPTION.
SHE CAME UP AND INJECTED ME WITH SOMETHING JUST STUCK A NEEDLE IN MY ASS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT I WAS IN SUCH PAIN, I WENT, "YEAH, WHATEVER.
RIGHT? AND THEN, SO -- I WAS SLEEPING -- I WASN'T
SLEEPING - BUT I WAS -- AND THEN FOR LIKE THREE DAYS I WAS DRINKING BEER
OUT OF THE MINI BAR. SO DRINKING A BOTTLE OF BEER, AND THEN I COULDN'T GET TO THE
TOILET, SO I WAS WEEING IN THE EMPTY BOTTLE, RIGHT? AND JANE WAS SORT OF EMPTYING
THOSE OUT AND BRINGING ME A NEW ONE. AND AT ONE POINT JANE PICKED UP
ONE BOTTLE AND SAID, "CAN I LEAVE THAT FOR A WHILE IT'S STILL WARM.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO THAT WAS -- Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S
STILL WITH YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S STILL WITH YOU
UNBELIEVABLE NO. Jimmy: RICKY, DO YOU
CONSIDER YOURSELF A HYPOCHONDRIAC? YES
NO, I AM ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE I'VE GOT.
ALONG WITH ALL MY OTHER ILLNESSES, I'M ALSO A HYPOCHONDRIAC, SO THAT JUST
ADDS TO IT YEAH, I AM AND THE THING -- I DON'T WORRY
ABOUT STUFF UNTIL I WAKE UP AND I COULD HAVE -- LIKE, I'D FIND A SPOT, LIKE, OR A SORE THROAT
AND THE FIRST THING I DO IS GOOGLE IT, RIGHT AND THE FIRST FIVE THINGS, I
GO, "OH, THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE." THEN I PUSH MY LUCK AND I
SCROLL TOO MUCH AND IT'S LIKE SOME RARE DISEASE THAT YOU DEFINITELY DIE OF, AND I THINK
I'VE GOT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'LL SAY TO JANE -- SHE'S
GOES, "GO TO THE DOCTOR," AND THAT MAKES IT WORSE. AND I DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR
I JUST HAVE ALL OF THESE AILMENTS, THAT I JUST -- I TRY AND -- I JUST WANT TO GET
BETTER OR YOU KNOW -- IT'S TOO MUCH -- I'M TOO BUSY
IT'S A BORING HOUR, ISN'T IT, GOING TO THE DOCTOR, AN APPOINTMENT.
IF THERE WAS A DOCTOR IN MY BASEMENT, I'D BE DOWN THERE EVERY DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD BE GOING, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? IS THAT BAD, RIGHT?" BUT, YEAH --
Jimmy: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GOT IT FROM? I DON'T KNOW.
MY NAN WAS LIKE THIS FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS OF HER LIFE, MY NAN WOULD SAY THINGS
LIKE, "OH, I'M NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD." YOU KNOW, AND, "OH, I WON'T SEE
THIS CHRISTMAS." BUT THEN ONE YEAR SHE WAS RIGHT, SO --
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SO, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
A KID, MY GRAN WAS -- WE WERE WATCHING ON THE NEWS, THERE WAS A PRISON RIOT IN LONDON.
Jimmy: MM-HM. AND ALL OF THE PRISONERS WERE ON THE ROOF, AND THEY WERE
SMASHING IT UP AND SETTING FIRE TO IT AND THROWING TILES DOWN AT THE GUARDS AND THEY COULDN'T
DO ANYTHING. AND IT WAS ON THE NEWS, WE WERE WATCHING IT.
AND MY GRAN WENT, "OH, THEY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A PRISON RIOT, THEY ARE LOCKED UP THAT'S FANTASTIC
SHE'S VERY FUNNY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW, "AFTER LIFE.
THIS IS THE THIRD AND FINAL SEASON, AND I LOVED THE LAST TWO SEASONS.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SHOW. THANK YOU Jimmy: IT'S HEARTWARMING.
IT'S THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX. YEAH, IT'S CRAZY, I MEAN --
Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- EVERY YEAR IT JUST GOT
BIGGER AND BIGGER AND -- I MEAN, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF NETFLIX, THE PEOPLE ARE JOINING
THE PARTY ALL THE TIME BUT THE MAIN THING ABOUT IT WAS THE EMOTIONAL RESPONSE, LIKE
PEOPLE WOULD COME UP TO ME AFTER THE FIRST SEASON, PEOPLE WOULD COME UP TO ME ON THE
STREET AND SAY, "OH, I LOST MY BROTHER THE WEEK BEFORE. "I LOST MY PARTNER," "I LOST MY
MOTHER." AND YOU SORT OF REALIZED THAT EVERYONE WAS GRIEVING, SO I
THOUGHT I SHOULD TREAT THAT WITH RESPECT AND THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T JUST SNAP OUT OF IT.
I MEAN, IT'S A DARK SUBJECT, IT'S A DARK, SAD SUBJECT BUT PEOPLE -
I THINK THEY LIKE SEEING SOMETHING OF THEMSELVES ON TV THEY HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE, EVEN
IF IT'S THE BAD BIT. AND PEOPLE WOULD SAY TO ME, "OH, THAT WAS ME
THAT WAS ME AFTER I LOST MY WIFE," OR SOMETHING. AND I JUST -- IT'S BEEN LOVELY,
THE RESPONSE AND IT SORT OF CREATED A LITTLE CLUB AS WELL, LIKE ON TWITTER,
PEOPLE HELPING EACH OTHER AND TELLING THEIR OWN STORIES. AND THAT'S BEEN THE BEST THING
ABOUT IT FOR ME. I SHOULD SAY, IT'S A COMEDY. IT'S VERY OUT THERE AND FUNNY.
IT'S JUST ABOUT A GUY WHO -- WHO'S LOST HIS WIFE AND HE'S TRYING TO COPE, AND ONE OF HIS
MAIN COPING MECHANISMS IS THAT HE'S ANGRY AND SAYS ANYTHING HE WANTS, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES BECAUSE AT THE BEGINNING, HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LIVING.
SO THAT'S THE FUNNY BIT, HE JUST, YOU KNOW, HE BUMPS INTO PEOPLE AND JUST SAYS WHAT HE
THINKS OF THEM Jimmy: IS IT -- I MEAN, IT'S VERY, LIKE YOU SAID, IT'S
A DARK SUBJECT, BUT IT'S ALSO VERY -- THERE'S A HOPEFUL MESSAGE TO THIS.
I THINK IT'S UPLIFTING, AND I THINK THAT'S THE BIG THEME IT ASKS THE BIG QUESTION, "IF
YOU LOSE EVERYTHING, IS LIFE STILL WORTH LIVING?" AND THE ANSWER IS YES.
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO. AND HE TRIES EVERYTHING, AND IT
DOESN'T WORK HE TRIES DRINKS, DRUGS, VIOLENCE, INSULTS.
AND WHAT HE REALIZES IS THAT THE REAL SUPERPOWER IS KINDNESS, AND THAT'S WHERE HE
FINDS HIMSELF. Jimmy: HIS PURPOSE. HE CAN HELP OTHERS, YOU
KNOW, AND HE STICKS AROUND -- EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN PAIN, HE THINKS HE CAN MAKE THE WORLD A
A SLIGHTLY BETTER PLACE, SO THAT'S THE BIG MESSAGE, YEAH Jimmy: I THINK I READ
SOMEWHERE THAT THEY JUST DONATED A BUNCH OF BENCHES AROUND -
OH, YEAH. THEY PUT THESE SORT OF -- ONE OF THE BIG SORT OF ICONIC
SCENES IN "AFTER LIFE" IS I MEET AN OLDER WOMAN IN THE GRAVEYARD, AND SHE'S GRIEVING,
AND WE BECOME FRIENDS. AND IT'S ABOUT THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS, BECAUSE THEY'RE IN
THE SAME BOAT AND SHE'S LOST HER HUSBAND. AND SHE REALLY -- SHE REALLY
HELPS HIM. AND SO THESE BENCHES, CALLED BENCHES OF HOPE, BECAUSE IT'S
A LINE FROM THE SHOW, "HOPE IS EVERYTHING," AND THEY'VE DOTTED THEM AROUND THE COUNTRY SO
PEOPLE CAN GO AND SIT AND THINK ABOUT STUFF. AND, YEAH, IT'S SPONSORED BY A
A CHARITY AS WELL. Jimmy: I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO COOL
[ APPLAUSE ] KEEP GOING, BUDDY. WE LOVE YOU.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S RICKY GERVAIS IN THE NEW SEASON OF "AFTER LIFE.
TAKE A LOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOSH OH, MY GOSH! LIFE IS STILL WORTH LIVING
OH, MY GOD THAT'S NOT FUNNY, ACTUALLY. THAT COULD HAVE --
WELL, I DISAGREE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT IS FUNNY.
RICKY GERVAIS, EVERYBODY SEASON THREE OF "AFTER LIFE" IS ON NETFLIX NOW
MAUDE APATOW JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE SERIES, "EUPHORIA," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS
AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME MAUDE APATOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME OH, MY GOD THIS IS SO SCARY
Jimmy: THAT'S -- IT'S FEELS GREAT, DOESN'T IT? IT FEELS GOOD.
AND, YEAH OH, MY GOSH, I'M SO HAPPY. Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU.
THEY WING IT YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THANK YOU FOR COMING ON TO THE
SHOW THANK YOU Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS.
I THINK THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE -- YOU WERE WITH YOUR DAD
YOUR DAD WAS ON OUR SHOW YES, AND THAT WAS A VERY EMBARRASSING NIGHT FOR ME.
Jimmy: WHY WAS THAT EMBARRASSING WELL, I HAD JUST GOTTEN OFF
THE FLIGHT TO SEE MY DAD AND I CAME HERE AND I WAS, LIKE, LOOKED DISGUSTING.
AND I -- I WAS JUST, KIND OF, HIDING IN THE DRESSING ROOM AND MY DAD'S FRIEND WAS LIKE, "OH,
DO YOU WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND, LIKE, CHECK OUT THE 'SNL' FLOOR?
AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "SURE, LIKE, I HOPE I DON'T RUN INTO ANYONE, WHATEVER."
HARRY STYLES WAS HOSTING AND I KNEW THAT, BUT I -- [ CHEERS ]
I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO SEE HIM, RIGHT? AND THEN, THE FIRST THING --
LIKE, I WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND HE WAS RIGHT THERE AND I LITERALLY, LIKE, COULD NOT --
LIKE, I WENT INTO SHOCK. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I -- YEAH, I JUST WENT INTO A PANIC AND THEN I GOT
BACK DOWN TO THE DRESSING ROOM AND STARTED HYSTERICALLY CRYING BECAUSE I WAS SO OVERWHELMED
AND JUST NOT EXPECTING THAT. AND THEN YOU KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, AND I WAS SO HUMILIATED
AND I HEAR LIKE, "HEY, JUDD, IT'S JIMMY." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO, NO,
NO." [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I -- YEAH, SO THEN I
JUST TURNED AND FACED THE WALL [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, THINKING, LIKE, "MAYBE IF
I TURN AROUND, YOU WON'T NOTICE I WAS THERE. Jimmy: RECOGNIZE YOU.
BUT THE ROOM WAS REALLY SMALL. Jimmy: YEAH
SO, YEAH, AND THEN -- AND THEN YOU SAW THAT I WAS CRYING Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE, "HEY.
AND I WAS REALLY HUMILIATED BY THAT FOR LIKE -- AND I STILL AM
LIKE, I'M TELLING IT I'M LIKE, "WHY AM I TELLING THIS?"
Jimmy: OH, NO, I DIDN'T -- THAT'S NORMALLY THE REACTION I GET WHEN I SAY "HI" TO PEOPLE
BACKSTAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WEREN'T CRYING TONIGHT, I
WILL SAY THAT. BACKSTAGE, YOU WERE NOT CRYING YEAH.
Jimmy: BUT WHY WERE YOU NERVOUS FOR HARRY? JUST -- DIDN'T YOU INTERVIEW
HIM OR INTERVIEW ONE DIRECTION YEAH, I DID INTERVIEW ONE DIRECTION WHEN I WAS 14.
[ CHEERS ] Jimmy: NOW WHAT WAS THIS -- HOW DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO DO
THAT I DON'T EVEN -- I HAD A A POPULAR TWITTER PAGE WHEN I
WAS, LIKE, 13. Jimmy: UH-HUH AND I DECIDED I WANTED TO
BECOME A CHILD JOURNALIST AND THEY ASKED ME TO INTERVIEW ONE DIRECTION ON THEIR FIRST TRIP
TO AMERICA Jimmy: WOW. AND SO THAT MUST BE
NERVE-RACKING. YEAH, IT WAS, LIKE, THE SCARIEST THING IN MY LIFE.
Jimmy: YEAH, AND I KNOW YOU WERE FREAKING OUT BEFORE YOU -- RIGHT BEFORE YOU WERE GOING TO
INTERVIEW THEM AND YOU WERE -- YOU WERE UPSET, BUT YOUR DAD VIDEOTAPED YOU.
YEAH. Jimmy: WELL, WE TALKED TO YOUR DAD
[ LAUGHTER ] AND WE HAVE A VIDEO. IF YOU DON'T MIND US SHOWING
THIS, THIS IS 14-YEAR-OLD MAUDE APATOW PREPARING TO INTERVIEW ONE DIRECTION.
[ DRUM ROLL HERE WE GO
IN TEN MINUTES, YOU'LL BE IN THE ROOM WITH ONE DIRECTION. LET'S GO
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT I COULDN'T EVEN SAY WORDS
LIKE THEY'RE JUST -- THEY WEREN'T COMING OUT Jimmy: WE HAVE A PICTURE OF
YOU TWO MINUTES BEFORE YOU WERE INTERVIEWING THEM. LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL. I MEAN -- [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOSH. YEAH, THAT WAS YOU -- THAT WAS YOU, BUT THEN THIS IS YOU
ACTUALLY INTERVIEWING THE BOYS AND YOU DID A GREAT JOB. I DON'T KNOW IF I DID SUCH
A GREAT JOB, HONESTLY. Jimmy: OH, REALLY WAS IT BAD
I DON'T THINK IT -- IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: DID YOU EVER LISTEN TO IT AGAIN OR PLAY IT BACK? NO!
Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. NO, NO, NO GOD NO, NO, NO, NO.
Jimmy: WELL, SHORTLY AFTER THAT, YOU GOT TO SEE ONE DIRECTION IN CONCERT
YOUR DAD TOLD US THIS. I DID, YES. Jimmy: AND -- AND THAT MUST
HAVE BEEN FUN. IT PROBABLY WENT -- YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T NERVOUS THEN?
NO, IT WAS WORSE THEN Jimmy: SO WE HAVE A VIDEO OF YOU RIGHT AFTER THE CONCERT.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU SAW THE CONCERT, YOU HAD A GREAT TIME
YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEN THIS IS AFTER THE CONCERT WITH YOUR
FAMILY AND YOUR SISTER YES Jimmy: AND HERE'S -- YEAH,
TAKE A LOOK.
YOU'RE MAUDE, YOU'RE FINE
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "MAUDE, YOU'RE FINE. OH, MY GOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU HAVE GOOD PARENTS TO -- TO SEND THAT VIDEO TO US,
SO THANK YOU TO -- WE APPRECIATE THAT HOW IS THE FAMILY?
EVERYONE GOOD? YEAH, EVERYONE'S GREAT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
FANS PLEASE SAY "HI" TO EVERYONE OVER THERE
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "EUPHORIA. THIS IS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MASSIVE, MASSIVE, MASSIVE HIT ON HBO THIS SEASON
BIGGER THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. AND EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT,
LIKE, BROKE RATINGS RECORDS, ALL OF THIS STUFF. BUT IT'S -- IT'S MORE FINDING
THE BACKSTORIES OF A LOT OF THE CHARACTERS ON THIS ONE WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FOR YOUR
CHARACTER, FOR ALEXIS? I THINK YOU'LL SEE A LOT MORE OF MY CHARACTER THIS
SEASON Jimmy: UH-HUH I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN
SAY ANYTHING, I'M GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW BUT IT'S ALL GUYS, ALL EXCITING AND I THINK PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO BE SURPRISED. I THINK LIKE -- PEOPLE THINK MY CHARACTER IS, SORT OF, THIS
SHY, LIKE, SWEET ONE, BUT I THINK SHE MIGHT BE JUST AS CRAZY AS EVERYONE ELSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. NO, YOU'RE TOO -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
NO, SHE'S NOT [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD HANDLE THAT YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT
BACKSTAGE THAT EVERY SHOT IS VERY TECHNICAL ON THAT SHOW. IT IS VERY TECHNICAL.
SO THEY'LL, LIKE, DO THESE LONG SHOTS WHERE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY EDITS SO THEY'LL HAVE US, LIKE,
WALKING THROUGH THE SCHOOL HALLWAYS, AND IT WILL BE LIKE TWO MINUTES WITHOUT ANY CUTS
SO IF YOU MESS UP, THE WHOLE SHOT IS DESTROYED AND I ALWAYS MESS IT UP
SO THEN -- YEAH, BASICALLY -- Jimmy: SO IF YOU MESS UP, YOU HAVE TO DO -- EVERYONE HAS
TO REDO THIS AND THEY -- AND IT BECAME LIKE A RUNNING JOKE THAT I
WOULD ALWAYS MISS MY MARK. [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THEY WOULD THROW, LIKE,
A TINY LITTLE PIECE OF TAPE ON THE GROUND AND YOU CAN'T LOOK AT IT
BECAUSE THEN IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND IT Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS TRUE
SO YOU JUST HAVE TO, LIKE, ZONE AND FIND THE MARK AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "SO THEY'LL DO THE
TRACKING SHOT" AND THEN YOU GOT TO BE LIKE, "HEY!" YOU KNOW, WHATEVER
EXACTLY Jimmy: AND THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, OVER HERE."
AND YOU GO, "OH, YEAH. "HEY!" I'M ALWAYS LIKE TEN INCHES
OFF OF THE MARK. Jimmy: JUST A LITTLE BIT OFF.
BUT THEN THEY WERE LIKE -- THEY STARTED PUTTING, LIKE, SANDBAGS AND BOXES SO I WOULD
LIKE -- LIKE, KNOCK INTO IT. AND IT -- Jimmy: JUST AS I WALK INTO
A WALL TO HIT YOUR MARK? YEAH, IT STILL DIDN'T WORK. Jimmy: YEAH, I HAD A -- I
HAD ONE LINE IN "BAND OF BROTHERS." IT'S A MINI SERIES ON HBO.
AND TOM HANKS WAS DIRECTING. I HAD TO DRIVE A WORLD WAR II JEEP AND THEN SAY, LIKE, "HEY,
BOYS, I'M GETTING THE AMMO" OR SOMETHING. AND I GO, "GREAT, LET'S DO IT.
AND THEY GO, "YOU GOT TO WAIT FOR IT BE NIGHTTIME. I GO, "NIGHTTIME?"
AND -- AND THEN GO, "WE'RE GOING TO GET THE EXTRAS. AND THEY HAVE 200 EXTRAS."
AS WE DRIVE THROUGH ALL OF THESE SOLDIERS TRYING TO FIND MY MARK WHERE I'M DRIVING A CAR
TO MY MARK OH, NO. NOT THAT
Jimmy: AND THEN SAY, "I'M BRINGING AMMO. AND I WAS -- AND I WAS MAYBE,
LIKE, A MILE OFF THE MARK. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I -- I DROVE IN AND THEN
IT'S PARKED. I GO, "WE GOT AMMO, BOYS WE GOT IT.
AND THEN -- THEN TOM WAS WAY OVER THERE [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS LIKE, "WHERE IS EVERYBODY? LIKE, "DUDE, YOU'RE WAY OFF THE
MARK, BUDDY. CAN WE REPLACE HIM RIGHT NOW HE'S SO BAD.
BUT YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN THIS AND EVERYONE IS BUZZING AND
TALKING ABOUT YOU. CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL OF THE SUCCESS.
THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S MAUDE APATOW IN "EUPHORIA.
TAKE A LOOK.
I'M GOOD.
I'M -- HI, I'M FAYE. I'M LEXI.
ARE YOU GUYS -- YEAH, NO, SHE'S JUST STAYING WITH ME FOR A BIT, BUT -- BUT
SHE'S COOL THOUGH. WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT HERE ANYWAY
OH, I JUST CAME TO GET A DRINK. OKAY, WELL, WE GOT PLENTY OF
THOSE. DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING
NO, I', OKAY. OH, THAT'S THE MALT LIQUOR. YEAH, I KNOW.
Jimmy: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAUDE APATOW, EVERYBODY!
"EUPHORIA" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: PERFORMING THE TITLE TRACK FROM HIS NEW EP, "INTIMIDATED" FEATURING H.E.R.,
GIVE IT UP FOR KAYTRANADA!
*
* OPEN WATE JUST WHAT YOU WANTED SO DON'T LEAVE ME DROWNING
DON'T LET ME DOWN * * DON'T DON'T HOLD IT BACK LIKE THAT
JUST PULL ME CLOSER, BAB OH, NO, DON'T * * LET'S MAKE THE MOST O
THIS BEFORE IT'S OVE OVER, DON' TIME *
* DON'T WANNA WASTE THE FEE LIKE WE COULD MAKE IT REAL DON'T RUN AWAY WHE
YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME * * SIGNS TOO BUSY READING MINDS
ALREADY MADE IT HERE DON'T OVERTHINK WHEN * * YOU COULD BE LOVIN' M
GET ME STARTED BEFORE THIS STARTED * * I COULD BE GIVING
SOMEONE ALL OF M TOTALL TOTALLY, OH *
* DON'T DON'T HOLD IT BACK LIKE THAT JUST PULL ME CLOSER, BAB
SO * * BETTER MAKE THE MOS OF THIS BEFORE IT'S OVER
OVER, SO TIME * * DON'T WANNA WASTE THE FEE
LIKE WE COULD MAKE IT REAL DON'T RUN AWAY WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME *
* SIGNS TOO BUSY READING MINDS ALREADY MADE IT HERE *
* DON'T OVERTHINK WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME WHEN
YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME * * WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME
PLAY IT SAFE CAS I DON'T FEEL THE SAME * * OH, END OF THE DA
WON'T FACE I YOU TOO AFRAID TO SAY THAT YOU'RE TOO INTIMIDATED *
* WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME WHEN
YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME * * WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME
WHEN YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: KAYTRANADA, H.E.R., "INTIMIDATED" IS OUT NOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO RICKY GERVAIS, MAUDE APATOW. KAYTRANADA, H.E.R.
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU! *