1 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,178 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:19,719 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:23,456 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - RICKY GERVAIS. 4 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:27,594 MAUDE APATOW MUSICAL GUESTS, KAYTRANADA, FEATURING H.E.R. 5 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:36,069 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1586 Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:41,007 Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:52,185 * 8 00:00:52,185 --> 00:01:02,696 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AH, THANK YOU VERY 9 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:06,299 MUCH WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME! 10 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:09,469 WELCOME, WELCOME, PLEASE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:12,105 YOU'RE HERE! YOU'RE WATCHING, YOU MADE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:15,275 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELL, GUYS, AS THE COUNTRY CONTINUES TO DEAL WITH THE 13 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,110 PANDEMIC, THE DIRECTOR OF THE CDC JUST SAID SHE'S AIMING TO IMPROVE THE AGENCY'S COVID 14 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:25,985 MESSAGING. THEN IN HER NEXT INTERVIEW, SHE SAID THE CDC IS NOT AIMING TO 15 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:31,124 IMPROVE THEIR MESSAGING. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IN THE CDC'S DEFENSE, 16 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:36,129 IT'S HARD TO GET ANY MESSAGE OUT WHEN EVERY AD ON TV IS FOR CAESARS SPORTSBOOK 17 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:38,164 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE CDC WANTS TO COMMUNICATE MORE CLEARLY, SO 18 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:43,236 GOING FORWARD THEIR PRESS RELEASES WILL NO LONGER BE IN THE WINGDINGS FONT 19 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:52,879 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE NEWS, I READ THAT NEIL GORSUCH IS THE ONLY 20 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,914 SUPREME COURT JUSTICE WHO WON'T WEAR A MASK TO HELP PROTECT HIS COLLEAGUE, SONIA SOTOMAYOR, WHO 21 00:01:54,914 --> 00:02:03,456 HAS DIABETES [ AUDIENCE BOOS YOU KNOW GORSUCH IS THE GUY WHO 22 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:09,596 TOUCHES EVERY BAGEL BEFORE PICKING ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:13,400 YOU GUYS REMEMBER NEIL GORSUCH HE USED TO WORK FOR THE LAW FIRM, ROGAN, HOGAN AND 24 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,704 FACEBOOK [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW A NEWS ANCHOR IN 25 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,539 MEXICO WHO LOOKED LIKE HE FINALLY HIT HIS BREAKING POINT WITH PEOPLE WHO WON'T GET 26 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:22,676 VACCINATED CHECK THIS OUT 27 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:51,571 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 28 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:55,275 Jimmy: YES! YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW DR. FAUCI FEELS ON THE INSIDE. 29 00:02:55,275 --> 00:03:00,347 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD THAT TODAY FORMER NEW YORK CITY MAYOR 30 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:04,351 BILL de BLASIO ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK. 31 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:11,691 HE THEN -- [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:16,830 HE THEN WAITED OVER TEN MINUTES FOR SOMEONE TO SAY, "AW. [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,866 YEP, de BLASIO WON'T RUN FOR GOVERNOR HE SAID HE WANTS TO SPEND MORE 34 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:23,169 TIME AT HOME BEING BOOED BY HIS FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:25,338 DID HE REALLY HAVE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I MEAN, HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE 36 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,408 ANNOUNCED THAT HE WON'T BE PERFORMING AT THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW. 37 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:31,578 IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, WE KNOW. SOME BUSINESS NEWS HERE, APPARENTLY AIRLINES ARE DEALING 38 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:36,716 WITH THE ONGOING PILOT SHORTAGE BY RAISING PAY AND LOWERING THE REQUIREMENTS 39 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:42,489 [ LAUGHTER ] PASSENGERS SAID, "THAT'S NICE. AND "WAIT, WHAT? 40 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:45,892 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS PROBABLY EXPLAINS WHY MY LAST PILOT WAS WEARING A 41 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:50,363 A PETSMART UNIFORM [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S NOT VERY REASSURING 42 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:53,967 WHEN YOUR PILOT IS THE SAME GUY WHO DROVE YOUR UBER TO THE AIRPORT. 43 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,804 [ LAUGHTER ] "ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO HERE WE GO 44 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:01,207 COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW INSTEAD OF NEEDING YEARS OF 45 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:03,943 EXPERIENCE, PILOTS JUST HAVE TO COMPLETE A CAPTCHA THAT PROVES THAT THEY'RE HUMAN 46 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:07,547 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THEY'LL HIRE ANYONE RIGHT NOW. 47 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,349 NOW. HERE'S THE NEWEST UNITED PILOT 48 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,722 [ BLEEP 49 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:21,061 [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THAT'S A BIT MUCH. GEEZ 50 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,896 WELL, SPEAKING OF FLYING, A MAN WENT VIRAL ON TIKTOK WHEN HE SHARED HIS EXPERIENCE AS THE 51 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:29,936 ONLY PASSENGER ON AN EIGHT-HOUR INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT SOMEHOW WE HAVE A PILOT AND 52 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:35,075 PASSENGER SHORTAGE I DON'T KNOW OF COURSE, THEY WOULDN'T LET 53 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:38,078 HIM BOARD UNTIL HIS ZONE WAS CALLED [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:47,420 "GROUP TWO SORRY, SIR YOU'RE GROUP FOUR. 55 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:52,258 GROUP TWO, ONE MORE TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S WEIRD WHEN THE PILOT'S 56 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:56,396 LIKE, "OH, WE WILL NOW BE MAKING OUR APPROACH, TOM." [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:56,396 --> 00:05:00,433 HEY, THIS IS ALSO GOING VIRAL. SOMEONE POSTED A VIDEO OF A FEDEX DRIVER WHO DIDN'T 58 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:03,436 EXACTLY DELIVER THEIR PACKAGE WITH CARE. WATCH THIS 59 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:03,470 WITH CARE. WATCH THIS 60 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,616 Jimmy: HIS BOSS CALLED HIM AND SAID, "JUST A LITTLE MORE 61 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:19,452 PRACTICE AND YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT SLOWING DOWN THE TRUCK. 62 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:23,056 [ LAUGHTER ] RESPECT FOR THAT AIM THOUGH, HUH? 63 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,325 Steve: YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD AIM, MAN Jimmy: FINALLY, A WOMAN IN 64 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:30,497 CANADA WAS DRIVING ON A FROZEN RIVER WHEN THE ICE BROKE AND HER CAR STARTED TO SINK. 65 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,133 AND INSTEAD OF PANICKING, SHE TOOK A SELFIE. TAKE A LOOK. 66 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:40,073 [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, WHEN THE RIVER SAW THAT IT WAS A YELLOW SUBARU, IT 67 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:45,478 SPIT THE CAR RIGHT BACK OUT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 68 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,314 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:05:48,314 --> 00:06:08,201 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 70 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,937 Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT! THE THIRD AND FINAL SEASON OF 71 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,039 HIS SERIES "AFTER LIFE" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX RICKY GERVAIS IS JOINING US! 72 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:20,580 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, ONE OF OUR FAVORITES YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE SERIES 73 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:24,617 "EUPHORIA," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO AND HBO MAX MAUDE APATOW IS HERE 74 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:30,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: BABY MAUDE Jimmy: AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM 75 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:38,398 KAYTRANADA, FEATURING H.E.R. THAT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 76 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,801 KAYTRANADA AND H.E.R GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS" 77 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:41,835 GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS" 78 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:53,246 HASHTAGS * Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING 79 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,081 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC 80 00:06:55,081 --> 00:07:00,920 SO, THIS WEEK I SENT OUT A A HASHTAG, DESCRIBE A MOVIE BADLY. 81 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,824 AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TAKE A A MOVIE AND JUST GIVE IT A A FUNNY OR WEIRD SUMMARY 82 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:07,027 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 83 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:11,531 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE THAT AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE 84 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,366 SOME OF MY FAVORITE DESCRIBE A A MOVIE BADLY RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS 85 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:20,373 HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @HIGHNECKENT 86 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,709 Steve: HIGH NECK? Jimmy: HIGH NECK -- YOU THINK HE'S LIKE AN EARS, NOSE 87 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,611 AND THROAT DOCTOR? [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: MAYBE. 88 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:28,381 I HOPE SO. Jimmy: HE SAYS, "'TITANIC.' A 3 HOUR AND 15 MINUTE 89 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:35,655 COMMERCIAL FOR AIRLINES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM 90 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:40,927 @THREWREDBUTTER. HE SAYS, "'THE SANTA CLAUSE. DIVORCED DAD MURDERS BELOVED 91 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:49,336 CHILDREN'S ICON. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM 92 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:53,073 @TARADUBLINROCKS SHE SAID "'GREASE. "PEOPLE IN THEIR 30s PLAYING 93 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:58,745 TEENAGERS IN THE '50s, SINGING A BUNCH OF SONGS WRITTEN IN THE '70s." 94 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:03,016 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS CORRECT! Steve: THAT'S NOT EVEN 95 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,185 BADLY. THAT'S PERFECTLY Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUALLY 96 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,487 PERFECT. YEAH, EXACTLY. THIS ONE'S FROM 97 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:11,624 @RYANBARTHOLOMEE HE SAYS, "'NO TIME TO DIE. WELL, I GUESS THERE WAS 98 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:18,531 A LITTLE TIME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: SPOILER ALERT. 99 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:22,669 Jimmy: AND THIS IS FROM OH WHELM Steve: OH, WHELM. 100 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,739 Jimmy: WHELM? LIKE OVERWHELMED, MAYBE? Jimmy: NO, O-H. 101 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,675 OH WELM. Steve: OH, WHELM, LIKE "OH, WELL --" 102 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,477 Jimmy: MAYBE THEY THINK OH, WELL -- YEAH, THEY ADDED -- THEY CHANGED IT UP AND THEY 103 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:35,048 ADDED AN "M" TO IT Steve: IT'S CLASSY. Jimmy: YEAH 104 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,650 IT IS, RIGHT Steve: YEAH OH, WHELM. 105 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:42,789 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO Jimmy: ARE YOU NOT EDUCATED I WENT TO -- 106 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:48,595 Steve: AN EDUCATED UNIVERSITY Jimmy: YEAH 107 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,163 I WENT TO THE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION, THE UNIVERSITY OF THE COLLEGE OF EDUCATION 108 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:55,669 Steve: YEAH Jimmy: OH, WHELM. [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:58,071 OH, WHELM, HE SAYS, "'BACK TO THE FUTURE.' AT NO POINT DO WE WONDER WHY A 110 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:01,374 A DISGRACED PHYSICIST AND A 16-YEAR-OLD KID ARE BEST FRIENDS. 111 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:07,480 Steve: HEY. "MARTY!" Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 112 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:12,285 @NICKDIGS. HE SAYS "'A QUIET PLACE. NOT-SO-CHILL ALIEN GETS UPSET 113 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:17,757 WHEN HUMAN TALKS DURING MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YES. 114 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:24,230 EXACTLY RIGHT. THIS ONE'S FROM @JESSIDIPETTE. SHE SAYS "'JAWS,' A TWO-NOTE 115 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:33,606 SONG SCARES PEOPLE ON A TINY BOAT." [ APPLAUSE ] 116 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,575 DID YOU EVER HEAR THAT JOKE, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A SHARK LOVES YOU? 117 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:48,822 Steve: HOW? [ HUMMING [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:52,525 Steve: OH, MY GOSH! Jimmy: HERE'S YOUR THING. Steve: WOW! 119 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,061 Questlove: I LIKE IT. Jimmy: THANK YOU. Steve: WOW, NICE! 120 00:09:55,061 --> 00:10:00,567 WOW, WAIT A SECOND I GOT TO TAKE THAT ONE IN. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, MY BRAIN IS 121 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:06,306 OVER -- OH WELM' Questlove: GOTTA LET THAT MARINADE, MAN. 122 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,274 THAT WAS GENIUS. Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM -- THANK YOU. 123 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,111 THIS IS FROM @MARISAROSIE22. SHE SAYS "'NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.' 124 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,879 A WISECRACKING BOILER TECHNICIAN TEACHES HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TO BELIEVE IN THEIR 125 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:21,721 DREAMS." IT SOUNDS HEARTWARMING [ APPLAUSE ] 126 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:25,191 THIS ONE IS FUNNY. IT'S FROM @GHOST7. THEY SAY "'CONTAGION,' NOW 127 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:32,632 AVAILABLE AS A 360 3D LIVE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 128 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:38,538 THAT'S FUNNY THIS ONE'S JUST -- YOU GOT TO READ THIS ONE. 129 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:48,048 THIS IS FROM @FATHERKASEY. SHE SAYS, "'SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME.' WILLEM DAFOE IS DA FOE. 130 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:52,852 Steve: RIGHT. HE'S NOT DA FRIEND Jimmy: NO, HE'S NOT DA 131 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:57,991 FRIEND LAST ONE'S FROM @ROCKINSEAN84. HE SAYS "'THE NEVER-ENDING 132 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,961 STORY' ENDS IN 94 MINUTES. THERE YOU HAVE IT RIGHT THERE. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW 133 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,697 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 134 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,099 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE SETTLING SOME OF THE BIGGEST 135 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:29,656 DEBATES WITH RICKY GERVAIS STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * 136 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,124 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! IT IS TIME TO SETTLE SOME OF 137 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:35,895 THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTANT DEBATES OF ALL TIME, BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP 138 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:39,299 SEASON THREE OF HIS SHOW, "AFTER LIFE," IS AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX 139 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:43,503 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, RICKY GERVAIS! 140 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,607 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WOW! 141 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,243 WOW, ONE OF MY FAVORITES, RICKY! RICKY, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 142 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:54,147 ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? Jimmy: YEAH 143 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,683 YOU DON'T LIKE PLAYING THE GAMES ON OUR SHOW AS MUCH. THE PRESSURE IS ON, ISN'T 144 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,619 IT Jimmy: NO, NO PRESSURE. THIS GAME YOU'RE GONNA LOVE. 145 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:02,188 THIS ONE IS CALLED "RICKY GERVAIS SETTLES IT. 146 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:10,764 RICKY SETTLES IT * [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YOU'RE THE ONLY 147 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,832 PERSON THAT CAN PLAY THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] WE'VE PUT YOUR NAME IN THE 148 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,235 TITLE OF THE GAME. YEAH YEAH, IT'S GREAT. 149 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,872 I LOVE THAT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, FIRST UP, READY? 150 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:23,243 SHOULD YOU -- SHOULD YOU TAKE VIDEOS DURING CONCERTS NO. 151 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,745 JUST WATCH THE -- YOU'RE GOING TO SEE SOMEONE LIVE, WATCH IT LIVE 152 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:31,751 Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. GOOD MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 153 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:37,157 OH -- OH, MY GOODNESS. WHO WAS THE BEST JAMES BOND? WELL, MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS 154 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:44,097 SEAN CONNERY Jimmy: YEAH I DON'T -- I'M NOT A BIG FAN 155 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:48,101 OF BOND. I'VE ONLY WATCHED A COUPLE I LIKE SEAN CONNERY BECAUSE I 156 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,670 DON'T KNOW WHY I LIKED HIM IN "THE ROCK" AS WELL 157 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,839 YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S ALL OF THAT PUTTING ON SUITS AND DRY MARTINIS 158 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:56,343 I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN A SUIT. I DON'T DESPISE IT I LOOK -- I LOOK RUBBISH IN 159 00:12:56,343 --> 00:13:02,682 EVERYTHING, SO, YOU KNOW, I LOOK GOOD IN A TRACK SUIT AND SOME T-SHIRT OR SOMETHING. 160 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,318 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU CAN'T RELATE I CAN'T RELATE. 161 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,487 Jimmy: YOU CAN'T RELATE THAT, CAN YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,422 YEAH. NO, NO Jimmy: NEXT QUESTION, TEXT 163 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:14,260 OR CALL? DEPENDS Jimmy: WELL, HOW ABOUT, 164 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:19,099 LIKE, THOSE AUDIO TEXTS? NO, I CAN'T -- NO, BECAUSE I LEAVE IT ON AND THEN I'LL START 165 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:23,069 FLAGGING THE PERSON OFF AND I'LL -- [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:27,707 AND THEN THEY GET -- THEY JUST GET A MESSAGE OF ME GOING, "OH, HE'S A [ BLEEP ] IDIOT." 167 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,343 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M VERY NERVOUS ABOUT THIS AND -- AND MICROPHONES AND 168 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:37,450 STUFF. Jimmy: OH, GOD! MAYBE TEXT THEM. 169 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,086 TEXTS FOR US BOTH Jimmy: RICKY, WHAT IS SCARIER? 170 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:45,992 SPACE OR THE OCEAN WELL, IT DEPENDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,728 IF YOU'RE -- IF YOU'RE IN A BOAT, SPACE WOULD BE A LOT SCARIER, WOULDN'T IT 172 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:52,866 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEREAS IF YOU'RE IN A ROW, THEN SPACE COULD BE REALLY 173 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:59,239 SCARY. IF YOU'RE SHOOTING THROUGH SPACE AT 500 MILES A SECOND 174 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:07,080 WITH NO OXYGEN, THEN -- Jimmy: YEAH, SPACE IS SCARY I THINK SPACE IN GENERAL IS 175 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:12,552 A BIT SCARY BECAUSE IT'S - YEAH, IT'S, LIKE, YOU KNOW, MILES AND MILES OF NOTHING 176 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:16,690 AT LEAST IN THE OCEAN, YOU THINK YOU MIGHT SEE A LIGHTHOUSE OR -- OR A DOLPHIN 177 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:20,427 MIGHT SAVE YOU, BUT LIKE, YOU ONLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:25,765 YOU NEVER KNOW, YOU -- FLIPPER MIGHT COME ALONG Jimmy: YEAH, FLIPPER. 179 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,600 BUT WHAT IF YOU -- WHAT IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR FLIPPER AND IT GOES LONG, YOU GO -- AND YOU 180 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:33,106 GO, "BRILLIANT, SAVE ME. BUT YOU'VE -- YOU'VE MET THE ONE MEAN DOLPHIN 181 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,810 YOU MET, LIKE, THE -- THE CHARLES MANSON OF DOLPHINS [ LAUGHTER ] 182 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,345 AND HE JUST GOES, "NO, YOU'VE PICKED THE WRONG DOLPHIN, BUDDY. 183 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,747 Jimmy: YEAH I THINK SPACE IS SCARIER. [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,249 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S NOT -- NOT WITH THOSE TYPES OF DOLPHINS. 185 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:47,520 [ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS? WHO WAS THE BEST BEATLE? 186 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,124 WELL, I'M GONNA SAY ONE OF THE ONES THAT ARE ALIVE IN CASE THEY'RE WATCHING 187 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:56,830 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: COME ON, DUDE. YOU CAN BE HONEST WITH ME! 188 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,866 WELL, PAUL McCARTNEY. I SAW THAT DOCUMENTARY AND HE SEEMED TO BE, SORT OF, RUNNING 189 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:05,038 THE SHOW Jimmy: YEAH SO, I MEAN, LISTEN, THEY'RE 190 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:10,110 ALL GREAT, BUT -- Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, PAUL McCARTNEY, 191 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,546 BECAUSE HE DID THE FROG SONG I LIKE THAT FROG SONG HE DID [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,250 Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT SONG TOO YEAH, I LIKE THAT SONG 193 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,420 I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I HAVE IT ALL RIGHT, IF YOU HAD TO BE A CANNIBAL, WHO WOULD YOU EAT? 194 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:26,059 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I'M VEGAN, SO IT'S EVEN WORSE FOR ME. 195 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:30,597 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOD 196 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,565 SO I WOULDN'T - Jimmy: WHY NOT PAUL McCARTNEY 197 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,803 HE'S VEGAN WHAT -- WOULD IT MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IF YOU EAT SOMEONE 198 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,805 WHO'S VEGAN? YOU'RE STILL EATING MEAT, AREN'T YOU 199 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,707 [ LAUGHTER ] HE -- THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU VEGAN BECAUSE YOU'RE EATING AN 200 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:48,314 ANIMAL THAT'S VEGAN. Jimmy: BUT YOU WOULDN'T EAT PAUL McCARTNEY, EVEN IF YOU HAD 201 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,283 THE CHANCE WELL, I WOULD RATHER NOT EAT ANYONE 202 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,452 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT PAUL, HE'S A LEGEND. 203 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,754 HE'S ONE OF THE BEST -- HE'S THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME 204 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:58,124 I KNOW THAT HE'S NOT -- Jimmy: AND YOU -- 205 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,093 I LOVE THAT THAT'S HOW YOU PAY TRIBUTE TO YOUR -- YOUR HEROES, IS IT 206 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,062 Jimmy: YEAH YOU GO, "OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE SO GOOD, I COULD EAT 207 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,730 A FINGER." [ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO -- WHERE WOULD YOU 208 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,100 START? [ APPLAUSE ] WHERE WOULD YOU START? 209 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:11,805 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ASK ME -- THAT'S ALL WHERE I WANT TO GO WITH IT 210 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,441 I JUST WANT TO BE FED TO THE LIONS IN LONDON'S ZOO. JUST THROW ME IN NAKED WHEN I'M 211 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,276 DEAD [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN JUST WATCH PEOPLE GO, 212 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:23,283 "IS THAT THE BLOKE FROM 'THE OFFICE'? DID HE JUST GET EATEN BY LIONS 213 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:30,824 Jimmy: LAST ONE, LAST QUESTION BRITISH OR AMERICAN "OFFICE" 214 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:34,461 WELL, I THOUGHT THE BRITISH "OFFICE" WAS THE BEST. BUT MY ACCOUNTANT ASSURES ME 215 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:38,698 THAT IT'S THE AMERICAN VERSION [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S THE EXACT 216 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:43,169 ANSWER YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. MY THANKS TO RICKY GERVAIS 217 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,938 WE'RE TALKING TO RICKY MORE AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 218 00:16:44,938 --> 00:17:05,125 THANK YOU, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 219 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,194 Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TWO-TIME EMMY-WINNER STARRING IN THE THIRD AND FINAL SEASON 220 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:14,067 OF HIS POPULAR SERIES, "AFTER LIFE," WHICH IS ON NETFLIX NOW HERE'S THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING 221 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:20,106 RICKY GERVAIS! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 222 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:24,144 LOOK AT RICKY GERVAIS! COME ON! HELLO 223 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,647 Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, BUDDY YOU LOOK HAPPY WELL, YEAH, I'M DRINKING 224 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:32,352 BEER IT'S LIGHT BEER, ISN'T IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,054 Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT IT IS. ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW 226 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:39,659 YEAR THIS IS -- HERE WE ARE IN JANUARY 2022 227 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,697 YEAH -- YEAH, I'M REALLY EXCITED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN 228 00:17:43,697 --> 00:17:45,498 WHY? WELL YEAH. Jimmy: I KNOW -- LAST TIME 229 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:50,904 WE TALKED ABOUT YOU GETTING INTO SHAPE AND YOU SAID THAT - YEAH. 230 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:54,741 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SAID YOU'RE KIND OF NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE WELL, I AM. 231 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,477 I DECIDED TO -- I DID TRY TO GET IN -- SO I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY BODY 232 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,346 AND TRADITIONALLY, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MEANT TO SORT OF GAIN MUSCLE AND LOSE FAT, BUT I WENT 233 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:08,521 THE OTHER WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'VE -- I'VE MANAGED TO BULK 234 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:12,559 UP BUT WITH PUTTING ON EIGHT POUNDS OF PURE FAT AROUND MY MIDDLE 235 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:16,596 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS WORRIED I WAS GETTING TOO SVELTE AND TOO HANDSOME, AND I 236 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:21,101 WAS WORRIED IT WOULD INTERFERE WITH MY COMEDY, SO I WENT THAT WAY. 237 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,837 Jimmy: SMART. SO YEAH, I'M LOOKING GREAT, I'M IN GREAT SHAPE, THE SHAPE 238 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:29,042 BEING A SPHERE [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I'M IN GREAT SHAPE, YEAH 239 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,911 Jimmy: I HEARD THIS, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE OR RECENT, BUT DID YOU THROW YOUR BACK 240 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:38,585 OUT? YEAH, IT HAPPENS ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR 241 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:42,288 THIS TIME IT WAS TYING UP MY SHOELACE IT'S RIDICULOUS. 242 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:46,659 SO I GO DOWN, AND I FEEL SOMETHING GO AND THAT'S IT IT'S FROM AN OLD INJURY THAT I 243 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:52,665 DID ABOUT 30, 35 YEARS AGO ME AND JANE, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 244 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:57,937 WE SAVED UP FOR A LITTLE HOLIDAY. WE HAD A WEEK IN ITALY, OKAY 245 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:01,107 SO WE HAD A HOTEL, BUT IT HAD A TENNIS COURT, AND I LOVE TENNIS 246 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,777 AND THE FIRST DAY, I WAS PLAYING THIS SORT OF COACH THERE, AND I WAS SORT OF 247 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:12,352 SHOWING OFF, RIGHT TO SHOW -- I WAS TRYING TO WIN, RIGHT? 248 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:16,823 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I DID IT -- Jimmy: THE TENNIS PRO 249 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,125 -- AND MY BACK WENT, AND I PULLED MY VERTEBRAE APPARENTLY AND I WAS SCREAMING IN AGONY 250 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:24,064 THERE WAS A CROWD LOOKING, "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY?" THEY COULDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH. 251 00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:30,270 THEY TOOK ME TO THE ROOM, RIGHT? I LAID ON THE FLOOR OF THE 252 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,138 HOTEL, RIGHT AND I WAS ON THE FLOOR IN AGONY FOR LIKE -- I'LL SAY THREE 253 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,440 DAYS AT ONE POINT, ONE OF THE STAFF -- SHE WASN'T A DOCTOR OR 254 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,076 NURSE. I THINK SHE WAS JUST ON RECEPTION. 255 00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:40,680 SHE CAME UP AND INJECTED ME WITH SOMETHING JUST STUCK A NEEDLE IN MY ASS. 256 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,749 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT I WAS IN SUCH PAIN, I WENT, "YEAH, WHATEVER. 257 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,185 RIGHT? AND THEN, SO -- I WAS SLEEPING -- I WASN'T 258 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:50,824 SLEEPING - BUT I WAS -- AND THEN FOR LIKE THREE DAYS I WAS DRINKING BEER 259 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:55,862 OUT OF THE MINI BAR. SO DRINKING A BOTTLE OF BEER, AND THEN I COULDN'T GET TO THE 260 00:19:55,862 --> 00:20:00,467 TOILET, SO I WAS WEEING IN THE EMPTY BOTTLE, RIGHT? AND JANE WAS SORT OF EMPTYING 261 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:04,504 THOSE OUT AND BRINGING ME A NEW ONE. AND AT ONE POINT JANE PICKED UP 262 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:09,542 ONE BOTTLE AND SAID, "CAN I LEAVE THAT FOR A WHILE IT'S STILL WARM. 263 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,379 [ LAUGHTER ] SO THAT WAS -- Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S 264 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:16,850 STILL WITH YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S STILL WITH YOU 265 00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:20,086 UNBELIEVABLE NO. Jimmy: RICKY, DO YOU 266 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:23,957 CONSIDER YOURSELF A HYPOCHONDRIAC? YES 267 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,893 NO, I AM ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE I'VE GOT. 268 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,828 ALONG WITH ALL MY OTHER ILLNESSES, I'M ALSO A HYPOCHONDRIAC, SO THAT JUST 269 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:32,365 ADDS TO IT YEAH, I AM AND THE THING -- I DON'T WORRY 270 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:38,371 ABOUT STUFF UNTIL I WAKE UP AND I COULD HAVE -- LIKE, I'D FIND A SPOT, LIKE, OR A SORE THROAT 271 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,907 AND THE FIRST THING I DO IS GOOGLE IT, RIGHT AND THE FIRST FIVE THINGS, I 272 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,377 GO, "OH, THAT'S FINE, THAT'S FINE." THEN I PUSH MY LUCK AND I 273 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,047 SCROLL TOO MUCH AND IT'S LIKE SOME RARE DISEASE THAT YOU DEFINITELY DIE OF, AND I THINK 274 00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:51,818 I'VE GOT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'LL SAY TO JANE -- SHE'S 275 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:55,555 GOES, "GO TO THE DOCTOR," AND THAT MAKES IT WORSE. AND I DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR 276 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,724 I JUST HAVE ALL OF THESE AILMENTS, THAT I JUST -- I TRY AND -- I JUST WANT TO GET 277 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:02,429 BETTER OR YOU KNOW -- IT'S TOO MUCH -- I'M TOO BUSY 278 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:07,233 IT'S A BORING HOUR, ISN'T IT, GOING TO THE DOCTOR, AN APPOINTMENT. 279 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,070 IF THERE WAS A DOCTOR IN MY BASEMENT, I'D BE DOWN THERE EVERY DAY. 280 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,605 [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD BE GOING, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? 281 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:16,109 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? IS THAT BAD, RIGHT?" BUT, YEAH -- 282 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,379 Jimmy: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GOT IT FROM? I DON'T KNOW. 283 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:27,153 MY NAN WAS LIKE THIS FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS OF HER LIFE, MY NAN WOULD SAY THINGS 284 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:30,423 LIKE, "OH, I'M NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD." YOU KNOW, AND, "OH, I WON'T SEE 285 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:36,096 THIS CHRISTMAS." BUT THEN ONE YEAR SHE WAS RIGHT, SO -- 286 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:38,832 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SO, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 287 00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:43,770 A KID, MY GRAN WAS -- WE WERE WATCHING ON THE NEWS, THERE WAS A PRISON RIOT IN LONDON. 288 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:49,009 Jimmy: MM-HM. AND ALL OF THE PRISONERS WERE ON THE ROOF, AND THEY WERE 289 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:50,944 SMASHING IT UP AND SETTING FIRE TO IT AND THROWING TILES DOWN AT THE GUARDS AND THEY COULDN'T 290 00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:56,316 DO ANYTHING. AND IT WAS ON THE NEWS, WE WERE WATCHING IT. 291 00:21:56,316 --> 00:22:03,556 AND MY GRAN WENT, "OH, THEY SHOULD BE LOCKED UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:08,228 Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A PRISON RIOT, THEY ARE LOCKED UP THAT'S FANTASTIC 293 00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:12,599 SHE'S VERY FUNNY I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW, "AFTER LIFE. 294 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:19,606 THIS IS THE THIRD AND FINAL SEASON, AND I LOVED THE LAST TWO SEASONS. 295 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:24,844 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SHOW. THANK YOU Jimmy: IT'S HEARTWARMING. 296 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:29,082 IT'S THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX. YEAH, IT'S CRAZY, I MEAN -- 297 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:31,751 Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- EVERY YEAR IT JUST GOT 298 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,453 BIGGER AND BIGGER AND -- I MEAN, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF NETFLIX, THE PEOPLE ARE JOINING 299 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:43,430 THE PARTY ALL THE TIME BUT THE MAIN THING ABOUT IT WAS THE EMOTIONAL RESPONSE, LIKE 300 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,098 PEOPLE WOULD COME UP TO ME AFTER THE FIRST SEASON, PEOPLE WOULD COME UP TO ME ON THE 301 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:53,273 STREET AND SAY, "OH, I LOST MY BROTHER THE WEEK BEFORE. "I LOST MY PARTNER," "I LOST MY 302 00:22:53,273 --> 00:22:54,941 MOTHER." AND YOU SORT OF REALIZED THAT EVERYONE WAS GRIEVING, SO I 303 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:59,612 THOUGHT I SHOULD TREAT THAT WITH RESPECT AND THAT'S WHY HE DOESN'T JUST SNAP OUT OF IT. 304 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:05,518 I MEAN, IT'S A DARK SUBJECT, IT'S A DARK, SAD SUBJECT BUT PEOPLE - 305 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:11,091 I THINK THEY LIKE SEEING SOMETHING OF THEMSELVES ON TV THEY HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE, EVEN 306 00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:15,261 IF IT'S THE BAD BIT. AND PEOPLE WOULD SAY TO ME, "OH, THAT WAS ME 307 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:18,865 THAT WAS ME AFTER I LOST MY WIFE," OR SOMETHING. AND I JUST -- IT'S BEEN LOVELY, 308 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:23,770 THE RESPONSE AND IT SORT OF CREATED A LITTLE CLUB AS WELL, LIKE ON TWITTER, 309 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,640 PEOPLE HELPING EACH OTHER AND TELLING THEIR OWN STORIES. AND THAT'S BEEN THE BEST THING 310 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:32,946 ABOUT IT FOR ME. I SHOULD SAY, IT'S A COMEDY. IT'S VERY OUT THERE AND FUNNY. 311 00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:37,083 IT'S JUST ABOUT A GUY WHO -- WHO'S LOST HIS WIFE AND HE'S TRYING TO COPE, AND ONE OF HIS 312 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:42,188 MAIN COPING MECHANISMS IS THAT HE'S ANGRY AND SAYS ANYTHING HE WANTS, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CARE 313 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:47,594 ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES BECAUSE AT THE BEGINNING, HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LIVING. 314 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,429 SO THAT'S THE FUNNY BIT, HE JUST, YOU KNOW, HE BUMPS INTO PEOPLE AND JUST SAYS WHAT HE 315 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:54,367 THINKS OF THEM Jimmy: IS IT -- I MEAN, IT'S VERY, LIKE YOU SAID, IT'S 316 00:23:54,367 --> 00:24:00,940 A DARK SUBJECT, BUT IT'S ALSO VERY -- THERE'S A HOPEFUL MESSAGE TO THIS. 317 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:06,046 I THINK IT'S UPLIFTING, AND I THINK THAT'S THE BIG THEME IT ASKS THE BIG QUESTION, "IF 318 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:11,885 YOU LOSE EVERYTHING, IS LIFE STILL WORTH LIVING?" AND THE ANSWER IS YES. 319 00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,720 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO. AND HE TRIES EVERYTHING, AND IT 320 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:19,526 DOESN'T WORK HE TRIES DRINKS, DRUGS, VIOLENCE, INSULTS. 321 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:24,864 AND WHAT HE REALIZES IS THAT THE REAL SUPERPOWER IS KINDNESS, AND THAT'S WHERE HE 322 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:31,871 FINDS HIMSELF. Jimmy: HIS PURPOSE. HE CAN HELP OTHERS, YOU 323 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,907 KNOW, AND HE STICKS AROUND -- EVEN THOUGH HE'S IN PAIN, HE THINKS HE CAN MAKE THE WORLD A 324 00:24:33,907 --> 00:24:38,945 A SLIGHTLY BETTER PLACE, SO THAT'S THE BIG MESSAGE, YEAH Jimmy: I THINK I READ 325 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:46,519 SOMEWHERE THAT THEY JUST DONATED A BUNCH OF BENCHES AROUND - 326 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:51,758 OH, YEAH. THEY PUT THESE SORT OF -- ONE OF THE BIG SORT OF ICONIC 327 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,460 SCENES IN "AFTER LIFE" IS I MEET AN OLDER WOMAN IN THE GRAVEYARD, AND SHE'S GRIEVING, 328 00:24:53,460 --> 00:25:01,267 AND WE BECOME FRIENDS. AND IT'S ABOUT THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS, BECAUSE THEY'RE IN 329 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:05,105 THE SAME BOAT AND SHE'S LOST HER HUSBAND. AND SHE REALLY -- SHE REALLY 330 00:25:05,105 --> 00:25:12,445 HELPS HIM. AND SO THESE BENCHES, CALLED BENCHES OF HOPE, BECAUSE IT'S 331 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:14,280 A LINE FROM THE SHOW, "HOPE IS EVERYTHING," AND THEY'VE DOTTED THEM AROUND THE COUNTRY SO 332 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:20,954 PEOPLE CAN GO AND SIT AND THINK ABOUT STUFF. AND, YEAH, IT'S SPONSORED BY A 333 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:23,456 A CHARITY AS WELL. Jimmy: I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO COOL 334 00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:26,760 [ APPLAUSE ] KEEP GOING, BUDDY. WE LOVE YOU. 335 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,796 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S RICKY GERVAIS IN THE NEW SEASON OF "AFTER LIFE. 336 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,297 SEASON OF "AFTER LIFE. TAKE A LOOK. 337 00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:38,438 [ LAUGHTER ] 338 00:25:38,438 --> 00:25:45,545 OH, MY GOSH OH, MY GOSH! LIFE IS STILL WORTH LIVING 339 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:49,082 OH, MY GOD THAT'S NOT FUNNY, ACTUALLY. THAT COULD HAVE -- 340 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:53,420 WELL, I DISAGREE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT IS FUNNY. 341 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:56,589 RICKY GERVAIS, EVERYBODY SEASON THREE OF "AFTER LIFE" IS ON NETFLIX NOW 342 00:25:56,589 --> 00:26:00,193 MAUDE APATOW JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 343 00:26:00,193 --> 00:26:18,912 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 344 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:20,613 A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE SERIES, "EUPHORIA," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS 345 00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:29,089 AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME MAUDE APATOW! 346 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:29,122 MAX. PLEASE WELCOME MAUDE APATOW! 347 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:40,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 348 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:50,276 * Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 349 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:53,546 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME OH, MY GOD THIS IS SO SCARY 350 00:26:53,546 --> 00:26:55,315 Jimmy: THAT'S -- IT'S FEELS GREAT, DOESN'T IT? IT FEELS GOOD. 351 00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:57,817 AND, YEAH OH, MY GOSH, I'M SO HAPPY. Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU. 352 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:00,286 THEY WING IT YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THANK YOU FOR COMING ON TO THE 353 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,022 SHOW THANK YOU Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS. 354 00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:03,623 I THINK THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE -- YOU WERE WITH YOUR DAD 355 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:09,195 YOUR DAD WAS ON OUR SHOW YES, AND THAT WAS A VERY EMBARRASSING NIGHT FOR ME. 356 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:13,266 Jimmy: WHY WAS THAT EMBARRASSING WELL, I HAD JUST GOTTEN OFF 357 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:17,037 THE FLIGHT TO SEE MY DAD AND I CAME HERE AND I WAS, LIKE, LOOKED DISGUSTING. 358 00:27:17,037 --> 00:27:19,906 AND I -- I WAS JUST, KIND OF, HIDING IN THE DRESSING ROOM AND MY DAD'S FRIEND WAS LIKE, "OH, 359 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:24,277 DO YOU WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND, LIKE, CHECK OUT THE 'SNL' FLOOR? 360 00:27:24,277 --> 00:27:27,447 AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "SURE, LIKE, I HOPE I DON'T RUN INTO ANYONE, WHATEVER." 361 00:27:27,447 --> 00:27:30,383 HARRY STYLES WAS HOSTING AND I KNEW THAT, BUT I -- [ CHEERS ] 362 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:33,353 I WAS LIKE, "THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO SEE HIM, RIGHT? AND THEN, THE FIRST THING -- 363 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:38,591 LIKE, I WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND HE WAS RIGHT THERE AND I LITERALLY, LIKE, COULD NOT -- 364 00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:44,497 LIKE, I WENT INTO SHOCK. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. 365 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:48,768 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I -- YEAH, I JUST WENT INTO A PANIC AND THEN I GOT 366 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:54,140 BACK DOWN TO THE DRESSING ROOM AND STARTED HYSTERICALLY CRYING BECAUSE I WAS SO OVERWHELMED 367 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,910 AND JUST NOT EXPECTING THAT. AND THEN YOU KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, AND I WAS SO HUMILIATED 368 00:27:56,910 --> 00:28:02,015 AND I HEAR LIKE, "HEY, JUDD, IT'S JIMMY." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO, NO, 369 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:05,151 NO." [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I -- YEAH, SO THEN I 370 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:09,756 JUST TURNED AND FACED THE WALL [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, THINKING, LIKE, "MAYBE IF 371 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:15,028 I TURN AROUND, YOU WON'T NOTICE I WAS THERE. Jimmy: RECOGNIZE YOU. 372 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:19,366 BUT THE ROOM WAS REALLY SMALL. Jimmy: YEAH 373 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:24,704 SO, YEAH, AND THEN -- AND THEN YOU SAW THAT I WAS CRYING Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE, "HEY. 374 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:26,172 AND I WAS REALLY HUMILIATED BY THAT FOR LIKE -- AND I STILL AM 375 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:29,409 LIKE, I'M TELLING IT I'M LIKE, "WHY AM I TELLING THIS?" 376 00:28:29,409 --> 00:28:31,378 Jimmy: OH, NO, I DIDN'T -- THAT'S NORMALLY THE REACTION I GET WHEN I SAY "HI" TO PEOPLE 377 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,780 BACKSTAGE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WEREN'T CRYING TONIGHT, I 378 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,548 WILL SAY THAT. BACKSTAGE, YOU WERE NOT CRYING YEAH. 379 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,317 Jimmy: BUT WHY WERE YOU NERVOUS FOR HARRY? JUST -- DIDN'T YOU INTERVIEW 380 00:28:37,317 --> 00:28:41,321 HIM OR INTERVIEW ONE DIRECTION YEAH, I DID INTERVIEW ONE DIRECTION WHEN I WAS 14. 381 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:44,924 [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: NOW WHAT WAS THIS -- HOW DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO DO 382 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,260 THAT I DON'T EVEN -- I HAD A A POPULAR TWITTER PAGE WHEN I 383 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:52,298 WAS, LIKE, 13. Jimmy: UH-HUH AND I DECIDED I WANTED TO 384 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,167 BECOME A CHILD JOURNALIST AND THEY ASKED ME TO INTERVIEW ONE DIRECTION ON THEIR FIRST TRIP 385 00:28:54,167 --> 00:29:01,441 TO AMERICA Jimmy: WOW. AND SO THAT MUST BE 386 00:29:01,441 --> 00:29:05,478 NERVE-RACKING. YEAH, IT WAS, LIKE, THE SCARIEST THING IN MY LIFE. 387 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,313 Jimmy: YEAH, AND I KNOW YOU WERE FREAKING OUT BEFORE YOU -- RIGHT BEFORE YOU WERE GOING TO 388 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:15,021 INTERVIEW THEM AND YOU WERE -- YOU WERE UPSET, BUT YOUR DAD VIDEOTAPED YOU. 389 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:17,857 YEAH. Jimmy: WELL, WE TALKED TO YOUR DAD 390 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:21,361 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE HAVE A VIDEO. IF YOU DON'T MIND US SHOWING 391 00:29:21,361 --> 00:29:26,266 THIS, THIS IS 14-YEAR-OLD MAUDE APATOW PREPARING TO INTERVIEW ONE DIRECTION. 392 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,301 [ DRUM ROLL HERE WE GO 393 00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:37,744 IN TEN MINUTES, YOU'LL BE IN THE ROOM WITH ONE DIRECTION. LET'S GO 394 00:29:37,744 --> 00:29:43,083 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT I COULDN'T EVEN SAY WORDS 395 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,318 LIKE THEY'RE JUST -- THEY WEREN'T COMING OUT Jimmy: WE HAVE A PICTURE OF 396 00:29:45,318 --> 00:29:52,058 YOU TWO MINUTES BEFORE YOU WERE INTERVIEWING THEM. LOOK AT YOU. 397 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:56,429 YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL. I MEAN -- [ LAUGHTER ] 398 00:29:56,429 --> 00:30:00,900 OH, MY GOSH. YEAH, THAT WAS YOU -- THAT WAS YOU, BUT THEN THIS IS YOU 399 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:04,137 ACTUALLY INTERVIEWING THE BOYS AND YOU DID A GREAT JOB. I DON'T KNOW IF I DID SUCH 400 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:08,008 A GREAT JOB, HONESTLY. Jimmy: OH, REALLY WAS IT BAD 401 00:30:08,008 --> 00:30:12,379 I DON'T THINK IT -- IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 402 00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,914 Jimmy: DID YOU EVER LISTEN TO IT AGAIN OR PLAY IT BACK? NO! 403 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:18,284 Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. NO, NO, NO GOD NO, NO, NO, NO. 404 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:21,254 Jimmy: WELL, SHORTLY AFTER THAT, YOU GOT TO SEE ONE DIRECTION IN CONCERT 405 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:25,725 YOUR DAD TOLD US THIS. I DID, YES. Jimmy: AND -- AND THAT MUST 406 00:30:25,725 --> 00:30:27,794 HAVE BEEN FUN. IT PROBABLY WENT -- YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T NERVOUS THEN? 407 00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:35,235 NO, IT WAS WORSE THEN Jimmy: SO WE HAVE A VIDEO OF YOU RIGHT AFTER THE CONCERT. 408 00:30:35,235 --> 00:30:40,273 [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU SAW THE CONCERT, YOU HAD A GREAT TIME 409 00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:42,008 YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEN THIS IS AFTER THE CONCERT WITH YOUR 410 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:43,977 FAMILY AND YOUR SISTER YES Jimmy: AND HERE'S -- YEAH, 411 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:44,611 Jimmy: AND HERE'S -- YEAH, TAKE A LOOK. 412 00:30:52,452 --> 00:30:58,958 YOU'RE MAUDE, YOU'RE FINE 413 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:02,896 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: "MAUDE, YOU'RE FINE. OH, MY GOD. 414 00:31:02,896 --> 00:31:07,100 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU HAVE GOOD PARENTS TO -- TO SEND THAT VIDEO TO US, 415 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:11,638 SO THANK YOU TO -- WE APPRECIATE THAT HOW IS THE FAMILY? 416 00:31:11,638 --> 00:31:14,374 EVERYONE GOOD? YEAH, EVERYONE'S GREAT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE 417 00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,775 FANS PLEASE SAY "HI" TO EVERYONE OVER THERE 418 00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:17,544 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "EUPHORIA. THIS IS -- 419 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:24,851 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MASSIVE, MASSIVE, MASSIVE HIT ON HBO THIS SEASON 420 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:29,456 BIGGER THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. AND EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT, 421 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:36,296 LIKE, BROKE RATINGS RECORDS, ALL OF THIS STUFF. BUT IT'S -- IT'S MORE FINDING 422 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:39,199 THE BACKSTORIES OF A LOT OF THE CHARACTERS ON THIS ONE WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FOR YOUR 423 00:31:39,199 --> 00:31:44,337 CHARACTER, FOR ALEXIS? I THINK YOU'LL SEE A LOT MORE OF MY CHARACTER THIS 424 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:46,272 SEASON Jimmy: UH-HUH I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EVEN 425 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:49,242 SAY ANYTHING, I'M GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:52,579 Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW BUT IT'S ALL GUYS, ALL EXCITING AND I THINK PEOPLE ARE 427 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,280 GOING TO BE SURPRISED. I THINK LIKE -- PEOPLE THINK MY CHARACTER IS, SORT OF, THIS 428 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:59,853 SHY, LIKE, SWEET ONE, BUT I THINK SHE MIGHT BE JUST AS CRAZY AS EVERYONE ELSE 429 00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:03,056 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. NO, YOU'RE TOO -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 430 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:05,625 NO, SHE'S NOT [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 431 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:08,061 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD HANDLE THAT YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT 432 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:13,733 BACKSTAGE THAT EVERY SHOT IS VERY TECHNICAL ON THAT SHOW. IT IS VERY TECHNICAL. 433 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:15,669 SO THEY'LL, LIKE, DO THESE LONG SHOTS WHERE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY EDITS SO THEY'LL HAVE US, LIKE, 434 00:32:15,669 --> 00:32:22,475 WALKING THROUGH THE SCHOOL HALLWAYS, AND IT WILL BE LIKE TWO MINUTES WITHOUT ANY CUTS 435 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:29,449 SO IF YOU MESS UP, THE WHOLE SHOT IS DESTROYED AND I ALWAYS MESS IT UP 436 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:32,152 SO THEN -- YEAH, BASICALLY -- Jimmy: SO IF YOU MESS UP, YOU HAVE TO DO -- EVERYONE HAS 437 00:32:32,152 --> 00:32:35,088 TO REDO THIS AND THEY -- AND IT BECAME LIKE A RUNNING JOKE THAT I 438 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:38,425 WOULD ALWAYS MISS MY MARK. [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THEY WOULD THROW, LIKE, 439 00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:39,926 A TINY LITTLE PIECE OF TAPE ON THE GROUND AND YOU CAN'T LOOK AT IT 440 00:32:39,926 --> 00:32:43,463 BECAUSE THEN IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND IT Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS TRUE 441 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,432 SO YOU JUST HAVE TO, LIKE, ZONE AND FIND THE MARK AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "SO THEY'LL DO THE 442 00:32:45,432 --> 00:32:51,438 TRACKING SHOT" AND THEN YOU GOT TO BE LIKE, "HEY!" YOU KNOW, WHATEVER 443 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:54,607 EXACTLY Jimmy: AND THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, OVER HERE." 444 00:32:54,607 --> 00:32:56,943 AND YOU GO, "OH, YEAH. "HEY!" I'M ALWAYS LIKE TEN INCHES 445 00:32:56,943 --> 00:32:58,545 OFF OF THE MARK. Jimmy: JUST A LITTLE BIT OFF. 446 00:32:58,545 --> 00:33:00,447 BUT THEN THEY WERE LIKE -- THEY STARTED PUTTING, LIKE, SANDBAGS AND BOXES SO I WOULD 447 00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:04,784 LIKE -- LIKE, KNOCK INTO IT. AND IT -- Jimmy: JUST AS I WALK INTO 448 00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:09,389 A WALL TO HIT YOUR MARK? YEAH, IT STILL DIDN'T WORK. Jimmy: YEAH, I HAD A -- I 449 00:33:09,389 --> 00:33:13,860 HAD ONE LINE IN "BAND OF BROTHERS." IT'S A MINI SERIES ON HBO. 450 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:18,064 AND TOM HANKS WAS DIRECTING. I HAD TO DRIVE A WORLD WAR II JEEP AND THEN SAY, LIKE, "HEY, 451 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:23,236 BOYS, I'M GETTING THE AMMO" OR SOMETHING. AND I GO, "GREAT, LET'S DO IT. 452 00:33:23,236 --> 00:33:25,972 AND THEY GO, "YOU GOT TO WAIT FOR IT BE NIGHTTIME. I GO, "NIGHTTIME?" 453 00:33:25,972 --> 00:33:29,275 AND -- AND THEN GO, "WE'RE GOING TO GET THE EXTRAS. AND THEY HAVE 200 EXTRAS." 454 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:33,380 AS WE DRIVE THROUGH ALL OF THESE SOLDIERS TRYING TO FIND MY MARK WHERE I'M DRIVING A CAR 455 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:36,082 TO MY MARK OH, NO. NOT THAT 456 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,851 Jimmy: AND THEN SAY, "I'M BRINGING AMMO. AND I WAS -- AND I WAS MAYBE, 457 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,854 LIKE, A MILE OFF THE MARK. [ LAUGHTER ] SO I -- I DROVE IN AND THEN 458 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:43,356 IT'S PARKED. I GO, "WE GOT AMMO, BOYS WE GOT IT. 459 00:33:43,356 --> 00:33:46,092 AND THEN -- THEN TOM WAS WAY OVER THERE [ LAUGHTER ] 460 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,294 I WAS LIKE, "WHERE IS EVERYBODY? LIKE, "DUDE, YOU'RE WAY OFF THE 461 00:33:48,294 --> 00:33:53,299 MARK, BUDDY. CAN WE REPLACE HIM RIGHT NOW HE'S SO BAD. 462 00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:55,835 BUT YOU WERE PHENOMENAL IN THIS AND EVERYONE IS BUZZING AND 463 00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:58,004 TALKING ABOUT YOU. CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL OF THE SUCCESS. 464 00:33:58,004 --> 00:34:02,275 THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 465 00:34:02,275 --> 00:34:04,778 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S MAUDE APATOW IN "EUPHORIA. 466 00:34:04,778 --> 00:34:05,745 "EUPHORIA. TAKE A LOOK. 467 00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:10,250 I'M GOOD. 468 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:14,721 I'M -- HI, I'M FAYE. I'M LEXI. 469 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:24,230 ARE YOU GUYS -- YEAH, NO, SHE'S JUST STAYING WITH ME FOR A BIT, BUT -- BUT 470 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:31,905 SHE'S COOL THOUGH. WHAT BRINGS YOU OUT HERE ANYWAY 471 00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:37,344 OH, I JUST CAME TO GET A DRINK. OKAY, WELL, WE GOT PLENTY OF 472 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:45,218 THOSE. DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING 473 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:54,294 NO, I', OKAY. OH, THAT'S THE MALT LIQUOR. YEAH, I KNOW. 474 00:34:54,294 --> 00:35:02,602 Jimmy: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MAUDE APATOW, EVERYBODY! 475 00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:06,339 "EUPHORIA" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 476 00:35:06,339 --> 00:35:28,928 "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 477 00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:32,665 Jimmy: PERFORMING THE TITLE TRACK FROM HIS NEW EP, "INTIMIDATED" FEATURING H.E.R., 478 00:35:32,665 --> 00:35:35,135 "INTIMIDATED" FEATURING H.E.R., GIVE IT UP FOR KAYTRANADA! 479 00:35:41,341 --> 00:35:56,156 * 480 00:35:56,156 --> 00:36:07,634 * OPEN WATE JUST WHAT YOU WANTED SO DON'T LEAVE ME DROWNING 481 00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:17,043 DON'T LET ME DOWN * * DON'T DON'T HOLD IT BACK LIKE THAT 482 00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:24,584 JUST PULL ME CLOSER, BAB OH, NO, DON'T * * LET'S MAKE THE MOST O 483 00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:31,358 THIS BEFORE IT'S OVE OVER, DON' TIME * 484 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:36,396 * DON'T WANNA WASTE THE FEE LIKE WE COULD MAKE IT REAL DON'T RUN AWAY WHE 485 00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:41,735 YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME * * SIGNS TOO BUSY READING MINDS 486 00:36:41,735 --> 00:36:47,207 ALREADY MADE IT HERE DON'T OVERTHINK WHEN * * YOU COULD BE LOVIN' M 487 00:36:47,207 --> 00:37:14,034 GET ME STARTED BEFORE THIS STARTED * * I COULD BE GIVING 488 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:21,541 SOMEONE ALL OF M TOTALL TOTALLY, OH * 489 00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:28,848 * DON'T DON'T HOLD IT BACK LIKE THAT JUST PULL ME CLOSER, BAB 490 00:37:28,848 --> 00:37:36,623 SO * * BETTER MAKE THE MOS OF THIS BEFORE IT'S OVER 491 00:37:36,623 --> 00:37:40,894 OVER, SO TIME * * DON'T WANNA WASTE THE FEE 492 00:37:40,894 --> 00:37:46,666 LIKE WE COULD MAKE IT REAL DON'T RUN AWAY WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME * 493 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:53,239 * SIGNS TOO BUSY READING MINDS ALREADY MADE IT HERE * 494 00:37:53,239 --> 00:38:02,849 * DON'T OVERTHINK WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME WHEN 495 00:38:02,849 --> 00:38:14,027 YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME * * WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME 496 00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:22,535 PLAY IT SAFE CAS I DON'T FEEL THE SAME * * OH, END OF THE DA 497 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:27,774 WON'T FACE I YOU TOO AFRAID TO SAY THAT YOU'RE TOO INTIMIDATED * 498 00:38:27,774 --> 00:38:36,750 * WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME WHEN 499 00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:53,366 YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME * * WHE YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME 500 00:38:53,366 --> 00:39:04,844 WHEN YOU COULD BE LOVIN' ME * 501 00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:17,624 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: KAYTRANADA, H.E.R., "INTIMIDATED" IS OUT NOW 502 00:39:17,624 --> 00:39:41,915 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 503 00:39:41,915 --> 00:39:49,689 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO RICKY GERVAIS, MAUDE APATOW. KAYTRANADA, H.E.R. 504 00:39:49,689 --> 00:39:52,959 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 505 00:39:52,959 --> 00:39:56,062 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 506 00:39:56,062 --> 00:39:56,062 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU! *