1 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,408 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:09,776 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:20,553 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JAVIER BARDEM, 4 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:26,159 DAVEED DIGGS MUSICAL GUEST, ROBERT GLASPER. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:32,465 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1585 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR 6 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:36,036 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:38,505 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:38,505 --> 00:01:00,560 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,064 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WELCOME! THANK YOU! 10 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,933 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:11,404 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I APPRECIATE IT. 12 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:16,409 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS IN THE NEWS 13 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,211 APPARENTLY HE'S BEEN TRASHING FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS BEHIND HIS BACK, CALLING HIM A 14 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:26,252 A DULL GUY WHO HAS NO CHANCE OF BEATING HIM IN A POTENTIAL 2024 MATCH UP. 15 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,856 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TRUMP WAS LIKE, "I HAVE TO INSULT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK 16 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:36,329 'CAUSE I CAN'T TWEET IT TO HIS FACE." [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:38,631 I FEEL LIKE TRUMP IS SLIPPING. A FEW YEARS AGO HE WOULD HAVE HAD LIKE TEN NICKNAMES FOR THIS 18 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:43,003 GUY BY NOW IT'S LIKE, "RON DULL-SANTIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:45,271 I THINK THE INSULTS BACKFIRED 'CAUSE JUST HEARING TRUMP'S NAME JUMP STARTED BIDEN'S 20 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:49,976 APPROVAL RATING BACK UP TO 50 -- IN THE 50s [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,379 IT'S IN THE 50s NOW. YEAH I THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY A NICE 22 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:57,317 CHANGE, 'CAUSE USUALLY WHEN TWO FLORIDA GUYS GET INTO A FIGHT, THEY'RE DRUNK AND SHIRTLESS. 23 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,920 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT DeSANTIS DOESN'T SEEM PHASED 24 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,622 HE SAID THAT HE'S GOING TO HANDLE THE INSULT JUST LIKE COVID AND COMPLETELY IGNORE IT 25 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:13,066 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SPEAKING OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT, THIS WEEKEND HE HELD 26 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,201 HIS FIRST RALLY OF THE YEAR. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO SAY 27 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:15,235 LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO SAY 28 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,571 DEPARTMENT STORE SHELVES, THEY'RE EMPTY. 29 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:25,111 YOU HAD AN EXCUSE NOT TO BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS. YOU SAY TO YOUR LOVED ONE, 30 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,213 "DARLING, I'M SORRY. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH, BUT I JUST CAN'T 31 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:31,685 THERE'S NO MERCHANDISE IN TIFFANY. I WANTED TO BUY YOU THE MOST 32 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,187 BEAUTIFUL RING, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY RINGS ANYMORE NOBODY HAS ANYTHING. 33 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:37,457 WE NEVER EVEN HEARD THE TERM SUPPLY CHANGE. [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:46,433 >> Jimmy: SUPPLY CHANGE. WELL, A YEAR OFF, AND HE'S STILL GOT IT 35 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:53,206 I THINK HE'S STILL GOT IT. I THINK HE'S STILL GOT IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 36 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:56,176 HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT 37 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,778 WE'VE NEVER HEARD THE TERM "SUPPLY CHANGE." >> Steve: YEAH 38 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,414 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THINGS BEING 39 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:08,088 EXPENSIVE 'CAUSE OF INFLAMMATION [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:12,225 TRUMP KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT CONCERNS WORKING FAMILIES, THE RING INVENTORY AT TIFFANY'S. 41 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:15,161 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, AS IF WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH ENOUGH RIGHT NOW, 42 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,863 DOCTORS ARE WARNING PEOPLE AGAINST A NEW TIKTOK TREND CALLED "SLEEPY CHICKEN," WHERE 43 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:28,942 PEOPLE COOK CHICKEN IN NyQUIL. >> Questlove: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,378 >> Jimmy: YES. >> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: YEAH 45 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:35,315 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: THERE'S ACTUALLY ANOTHER NAME FOR CHICKEN THAT 46 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:39,085 MAKES YOU SLEEPY IT'S CALLED TURKEY [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:41,521 JUST EAT TURKEY. THAT'S RIGHT DOCTORS ARE WARNING PEOPLE 48 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:46,226 AGAINST COOKING CHICKEN IN COLD MEDICINE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,629 I MEAN, THE RECIPE IS WILD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RECIPE IT SAYS, "ADD OIL TO PAN 50 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:55,635 THEN ADD CHICKEN THEN SAUTE IN BOTTLE OF NyQUIL [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,905 AFTER THAT, COOK CHICKEN THROUGH, TRANSFER TO PLATE, AND THEN ENJOY 52 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:04,711 AFTER THAT, WAKE UP FACEDOWN IN PLATE FOUR HOURS LATER [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:08,415 NEXT, STUMBLE INTO GARAGE, DRIVE CAR STRAIGHT THROUGH GARAGE DOOR. 54 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,051 THEN, DRIVE TO TACO BELL ON WRONG SIDE OF ROAD GOING THREE MILES PER HOUR 55 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:17,290 AFTER THAT, REMOVE SHIRT, DEMAND EGGPLANT PARM AND A A TWINKIE. 56 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:21,194 THEN GET ARRESTED. [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, USE ONE PHONE CALL ON THE 57 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:26,232 ONLY NUMBER YOU REMEMBER, THE HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN AS A KID. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:30,837 THEN SPEND NIGHT IN JAIL, JOIN GANG FOR PROTECTION. AFTER THAT, GET NECK TATTOO OF 59 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:40,547 PRISON NICKNAME, SIZZURP CHICKEN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 60 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:45,151 "THEN GAIN FREEDOM BUT LOSE JOB AS HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL AND FINALLY, REFRIGERATE 61 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:48,421 LEFTOVERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, I MEAN, IT'S A TRICKY 62 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:53,093 RECIPE JUST STAY AWAY FROM IT HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS 63 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:58,498 A NORWEGIAN CRUISE SHIP CANCELLED ITS TRIP MID-VOYAGE DUE TO COVID 64 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:02,736 [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW A BUNCH OF PASSENGERS ARE STUCK AT SEA 65 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:06,139 NORWEGIAN TOLD PASSENGERS, "THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC. THERE'S PLENTY OF NyQUIL 66 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:11,177 CHICKEN FOR EVERYONE." [ LAUGHTER ] PASSENGERS ARE FURIOUS 67 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:13,246 THEY'RE LIKE, "WHEN I BOOKED THIS CRUISE DURING A COVID SURGE, WHO KNEW THIS COULD 68 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:16,883 HAPPEN?" [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE'S JUST STRANDED AND 69 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:20,887 ANGRY. THERE'S GOT TO BE A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR THE CRUISE SHIP 70 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:30,196 COMIC. "SO, WHERE ARE YOU FOLKS BEING HELD FROM? 71 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,932 [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT OVER THE WEEKEND ON THE SATURDAY EDITION OF "THE 72 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,768 TODAY SHOW," ONE METEOROLOGIST HAD A COUGH COMING ON, AND SHE DID HER BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH 73 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:38,338 DID HER BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH IT 74 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,107 HAVE LUCKED OUT WITH DRY 75 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:44,511 CONDITIONS AND MILD CONDITIONS OUT TOWARDS THE ROCKIES. AND, OF COURSE, WE'RE SEEING 76 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:49,649 THE WINTER STORM THAT'S GOING TO IMPACT THE EAST COAST [ COUGHING ] 77 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:57,390 LET'S GO AHEAD AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE FORECAST. [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,126 SOMARA GETTING A LITTLE BIT OF WATER, AND SHE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE IN JUST A BIT. 79 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:07,801 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> Steve: OH, POOR THING 80 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:15,108 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE SOUNDS LIKE THE CAPTAIN OF A NORWEGIAN CRUISE. 81 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,911 [ LAUGHTER ] AT FIRST IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS JUST OVERCOME WITH THE EMOTION 82 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:22,549 AT THE SIGHT OF A COLD FRONT AND THEN I -- "I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T DO THIS. 83 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:26,586 [ LAUGHTER ] COULD WE JUST WATCH THAT AGAIN JUST BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY? 84 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,087 JUST BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY? [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,725 WINTER STORM THAT'S GOING TO 86 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,794 IMPACT THE EAST COAST. [ COUGHING ] LET'S GO AHEAD AND TAKE A LOOK 87 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:48,074 AT THE FORECAST. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS 88 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:53,246 I SAW THAT, ONCE AGAIN, NETFLIX INCREASED ITS MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION PRICES. 89 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:58,852 [ AUDIENCE BOOS APPARENTLY NETFLIX'S PLAN IS TO TAKE SO MUCH OF OUR MONEY THAT 90 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:03,523 WE'LL HAVE TO ENTER A REAL LIFE SQUID GAME [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,291 NETFLIX SAYS THAT YOU CAN EITHER PAY THE INCREASE OR ENJOY NOT KNOWING WHAT ANYONE'S 92 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:10,096 TALKING ABOUT FOR THE NEXT 70 YEARS [ LAUGHTER ] 93 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,731 THEN FINALLY, I HEARD THAT THERE'S A NEW PUSH HERE IN NEW YORK CITY TO PUSH TRASH 94 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,400 CONTAINERS ON THE STREETS SO THAT THERE AREN'T GIANT MOUNTAINS OF TRASH BAGS ON THE 95 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:21,808 SIDEWALKS. IT'S LIKE A DEVELOPER CAME IN AND SAID, "I GOT IT. 96 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:27,147 RAT CONDOMINIUMS." [ LAUGHTER ] IT SHOULD BE GREAT 97 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,115 THIS WAY, INSTEAD OF HAVING TO LOOK AT UGLY PILES OF TRASH, WE'LL GET TO SEE ALL THESE 98 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:33,086 BEAUTIFUL DUMPSTERS. GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 99 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:33,119 GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 100 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:56,242 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:56,242 --> 00:08:00,046 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY 102 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:03,450 I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THE HOLIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,752 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS AS DESI ARNAZ IN THE 104 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:11,091 NEW FILM "BEING THE RICARDOS." GOSH, HE'S UNBELIEVABLE IN THIS 105 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:14,694 SO IS NICOLE THE WHOLE MOVIE'S GREAT. BUT, ANYWAYS, IT'S IN THEATERS 106 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:17,430 RIGHT NOW. "BEING THE RICARDOS. AND IT'S ALSO ON PRIME VIDEO 107 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:23,603 JAVIER BARDEM IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, SEASON THREE OF HIS SHOW 108 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:30,777 "SNOWPIERCER" PREMIERES JANUARY 24th ON TNT. DAVEED DIGGS IS HERE 109 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:38,084 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE DAVEED AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 110 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,853 ROBERT GLASPER FEATURING RHAPSODY, BJ THE CHICAGO KID, AMIR SULAIMAN, AND DJ 111 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:46,960 JAZZY JEFF >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 112 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,764 >> Jimmy: TONIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD 113 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,867 ABOUT THIS BUT I READ THAT LATELY AMAZON HAS BEEN TRYING TO CRACKDOWN ON 114 00:08:53,867 --> 00:09:00,006 FAKE PRODUCT REVIEWS WELL, LUCKILY YOU CAN USUALLY TELL WHEN A REVIEW IS FAKE 115 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,842 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "AMAZON REVIEWS. HERE WE GO 116 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:02,876 IT'S TIME FOR "AMAZON REVIEWS. HERE WE GO 117 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:10,016 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AMAZON REVIEWS * 118 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,018 >> Jimmy: SO, FOR EACH PRODUCT, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE FAKE REVIEW AND THEN THE REAL 119 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:15,689 REVIEW >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY 120 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,457 FIRST UP, HERE'S AN AVOCADO SLICER FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "THE EASIEST 121 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:22,028 WAY TO CUT AVOCADOS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE REAL REVIEW SAYS, "BY THE 122 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,864 TIME I FIGURED OUT HOW THE HELL THIS WORKS, THE AVOCADO WAS BROWN. 123 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:28,368 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: HOLDING IT WRONG 124 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,037 >> Steve: CUT IT >> Jimmy: "YOU HOLD IT BY THE BLADE. 125 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,506 >> Steve: "SQUEEZE THE BLADE HARD." [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,576 >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, HERE'S A YETI TUMBLER THE FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "KEEPS 127 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,846 DRINKS COLD FOR HOURS. REAL REVIEW SAYS, "THIS IS WHY YOUR SOCCER MOM FRIEND IS 128 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:47,053 SLURRING HER WORDS BY THE SECOND HALF OF THE GAME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 129 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:51,057 HERE'S A DISPOSABLE COVERALL SUIT FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "I WEAR ONE 130 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:54,160 OF THESE ANY TIME I WORK WITH CHEMICALS. REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I WEAR ONE 131 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,897 OF THESE ANY TIME I GO TO FLORIDA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 132 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:01,935 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID 133 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,338 NEXT UP, HERE'S A RING LIGHT FOR SHOOTING VIDEOS. YEAH, THE FAKE REVIEW SAYS, 134 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,808 "MAKES MY VIDEOS LOOK SUPER PROFESSIONAL." THE REAL REVIEW SAYS, "MAKES IT 135 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:13,179 EVEN MORE SAD THAT MY TIKTOK ONLY GOT SIX VIEWS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 136 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:16,249 TOOK ME AN HOUR. >> Steve: COME ON. I LOOK GREAT 137 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,085 >> Jimmy: IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO DO THAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 138 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,388 NEXT UP, HERE'S A SET OF DOG BOOTS. FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "MY DOG LOVES 139 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:26,326 WEARING THESE ON THE BEACH." REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I TRIED PUTTING THESE ON MY DOG AND HE 140 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:31,664 SOMEHOW GAVE ME THE MIDDLE FINGER WITH HIS PAW. >> Steve: WOW. 141 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:38,104 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, HERE'S A TACO SLEEPING BAG. 142 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,774 FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "COMFORTABLE AND FUN. REAL REVIEW SATS, "IT BREAKS 143 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:46,546 THE SECOND YOU FOLD IT SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE SOFT SHELL. 144 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,948 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NOW YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, HERE'S 145 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:53,319 A POTTY PUTTER TOILET TIME GOLF GAME [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:57,891 FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "THE PERFECT FATHER'S DAY GIFT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 147 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,960 REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I LOVE PLAYING GOLF ON THIS, BUT MY CADDIES KEEP QUITTING. 148 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:06,099 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YELLOW BALL. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, HERE'S 149 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,502 A THANOS BATHING SUIT. [ LAUGHTER ] FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "I LOVE 150 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:14,641 MARVEL, SO THIS WAS A GREAT BUY. REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I WISH I 151 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:21,748 COULD SNAP MY FINGERS TO MAKE MY KIDS UNSEE THIS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 152 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,951 AND FINALLY, HERE'S A WYZE SMART SCALE. FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "IT'S GREAT 153 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:28,388 TO BE ABLE TO TRACK MY PROGRESS ON MY PHONE. REAL REVIEW SAYS, "NOW I HAVE 154 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,892 TWO DEVICES THAT MUST BE WRONG. THERE YOU -- 155 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,495 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S ALL FOR "AMAZON REVIEWS. 156 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,464 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME." 157 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:57,517 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 158 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,687 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. NOW, WE ALL LOVE OUR PETS. 159 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,723 AND EVERY PET OWNER THINKS THAT THEIR PET IS THE BEST. AND I WANTED TO SEE IF THAT'S 160 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,227 TRUE SO, IT'S TIME FOR WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME 161 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:07,727 PET BETTER THAN ME HERE WE GO 162 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,264 BETTER THEN ME 163 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:16,536 BETTER THAN ME * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST PET 164 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,938 HELLO. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 165 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:23,176 YOU FROM HELLO. >> HI, JIMMY 166 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:27,113 MY NAME IS CHRISTA MY HUSBAND, MICHAEL, IS BEHIND ME 167 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,983 HE IS OUR RING MASTER. >> Jimmy: HI, MICHAEL. >> AND THIS IS ROO 168 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,951 >> Jimmy: ROO, WELCOME TO THE SHOW THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 169 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:36,756 HERE CHRISTA, WHY IS -- IS IT ROO IS THAT THE DOG'S NAME, ROO? 170 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,693 >> THAT'S HER NAME, ROO. >> Jimmy: HER NAME HI, ROO. 171 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,862 YOU'RE VERY CUTE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SHE'S IGNORING ME RIGHT NOW. 172 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:47,901 SHE'S GIVING ME FULL SIDE EYE. LOOK, THAT'S RIGHT AW, NO 173 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,203 >> SHE'S CONCENTRATING FULLY ON WHAT SHE'S GOING TO SHOW YOU, RIHGT NOW, ACTUALLY. 174 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,807 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ROO. WHAT DOES ROO DO WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME 175 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,343 >> ROO IS BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE SHE CAN KEEP BALLOONS UP IN THE AIR USING ONLY HER 176 00:12:56,343 --> 00:13:02,449 NOSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 177 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:10,623 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS SO GOOD. WOW. 178 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:17,731 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH. 179 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:22,102 I COULD WATCH IT ALL DAY LONG! OH, MY GOSH! GOOD JOB, ROO! 180 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,605 OH, MY GOSH IT'S LIKE WE CAN'T STOP IT! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 181 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:29,476 LOOK AT ROO! [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD, I COULD WATCH ALL 182 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,277 DAY. THANK YOU. GREAT JOB. 183 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:34,581 THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW YOU'RE AWESOME 184 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,883 I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 185 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,518 >> THANK YOU VERY HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: LET'S MEET OUR NEXT PET. 186 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,320 HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS ROY PORTNER FROM 187 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:47,127 ABINGTON, PENNSYLVANIA RIGHT OUTSIDE OF PHILADELPHIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 188 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,996 * >> Jimmy: OUTSIDE PHILLY WE LOVE IT 189 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,265 THANK YOU. ROY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW NOW, WHO DO YOU HAVE THERE WITH 190 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:56,536 YOU? >> I HAVE MARCUS >> Jimmy: HI, MARCUS 191 00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:04,511 HI, MARCUS AND WHAT DOES MARCUS DO? WHY IS HE BETTER THAN ME 192 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,279 >> MARCUS IS BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE HE CAN HOWL THE "WEREWOLVES OF LONDON" BY 193 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:12,619 WARREN ZEVON >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF MY JAMS 194 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,689 I LOVE WARREN ZEVON. "WEREWOLVES OF LONDON. SO THAT SONG COMES ON AND HE 195 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,058 HOWLS TO IT? >> YES SIR EVERYDAY, AFTER I'M DONE 196 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:22,328 WORKING, I'M READY TO WALK HIM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT I GOT TO 197 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,531 HERE THIS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO FOR IT 198 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:36,209 * >> Jimmy: YES! MY DUDE! 199 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:40,480 YES! YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 200 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:46,386 * MARCUS, ON HIS OWN TERMS THANK YOU! 201 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:50,323 GREAT JOB. GREAT JOB, MARCUS! THANK YOU FOR THAT 202 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:54,594 ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR LAST PET. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 203 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:59,632 WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M BRADLEY FRIESEN FROM VANCOUVER, CANADA. 204 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:03,103 >> Jimmy: OH, VANCOUVER. BEAUTIFUL. WE LOVE VANCOUVER. 205 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,840 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WHAT IS YOUR DOG'S NAME? >> THIS IS MISTER BENTLEY. 206 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:12,512 >> Jimmy: OH, MISTER BENTLEY MISTER BENTLEY -- WHY IS MISTER BENTLEY BETTER THAN ME 207 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:16,683 >> WELL, I'VE SEEN SOME OF YOUR DANCE BATTLES, AND YOU'RE NOT THE BEST MOON WALKER 208 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,953 AND THAT'S ONE OF BENTLEY'S SPECIALTIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:25,091 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, I'VE DONE THE MOON WALK A BUNCH OF TIMES, ONE OF MY GO-TO DANCES. 210 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,394 BUT MISTER BENTLEY CAN MOON WALK I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN A 211 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,330 A DOG MOON WALK? >> ARE YOU READY GO GET IT. 212 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:34,367 GET YOUR BALL. YEAH, HE'S GOT TO GO GET HIS STICK. 213 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,103 GET. YOU GET IT READY. 214 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:50,650 GET IT YOU GET IT * 215 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:56,790 [ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE IT 216 00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,393 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, A MOON WALKING DOG THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE 217 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:08,168 SHOW GOOD JOB, MR. BENTLEY, GOOD JOB. 218 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,638 AND GREAT JOB TO ALL OUR TALENTED PETS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 219 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,940 IF YOU HAVE A PET YOU THINK IS BETTER THAN ME, I WANT TO SEE IT 220 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:18,044 GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/WHYISYOURPETBETT TO SUBMIT A VIDEO OF YOUR PET. 221 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,381 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE BACK WITH JAVIER BARDEM EVERYONE 222 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:37,497 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 223 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,632 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR WINNER STARRING ALONGSIDE NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE ACCLAIMED 224 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:46,339 FILM, "BEING THE RICARDOS," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND ON PRIME VIDEO. 225 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,142 PRIME VIDEO. HERE'S JAVIER BARDEM, EVERYONE 226 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:50,610 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 227 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,212 * >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT.E YES THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, 228 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:56,416 BUDDY. IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU THANK YOU FOR -- WELCOME -- 229 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,718 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: HAPPY NEW YEAR THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. 230 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,621 I APPRECIATE YOU DOING THIS. I -- NOT MAYBE A MONTH AGO YOUR LOVELY WIFE, PENELOPE CRUZ, WAS 231 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:08,028 ON OUR PROGRAM AND WE TALKED TO HER. AND WE -- AND I ASKED HER 232 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,729 ABOUT -- I'VE SEEN VIDEO OF YOU ON STAGE WITH BONO AT A U2 CONCERT WEARING A PURPLE 233 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:20,040 BOA. AND I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOUR VERSION OF THE STORY 234 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,209 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> MY VERSION OF THE STORY IS VERY SIMPLE. 235 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,712 BONO ASKED US, "HEY GUYS, WE WERE PLAYING IN BARCELONA AND WE WERE BRINGING, LIKE, TEN 236 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,516 PEOPLE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET ON STAGE? 237 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,152 AND I SAID, "YES." SHE SAID, "NO," AT THE SAME TIME 238 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,454 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I SAID TO BONO, "BONO, THE ONLY THING THAT I WANTED TO 239 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,523 TELL YOU IS THAT IF I GET THEM ON STAGE, SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT, MAY NOT LIKE THAT. 240 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:43,530 MAY GO LIKE, "HEY, WHAT'S SOME GUY DOING THERE? HE SAYS, "OKAY, DO WHATEVER YOU 241 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:47,367 HAVE TO DO." SO I PUT A HAT ON. I PUT ON A PURPLE BOA. 242 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:51,271 I DO MY MOST EROTIC MOVEMENTS AS I COULD IMAGINE [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,674 BECAUSE THE SONG WAS "MYSTERIOUS WAYS." [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,643 AND THEN, OF COURSE, THE SONG FINISHES AND THEN I TOOK THE HAT OFF AND THE WHOLE STADIUM 245 00:17:56,643 --> 00:18:02,549 WAS LIKE, "BOO!" [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I SAID, "I TOLD YOU, 246 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,485 MY FRIEND. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I ACTUALLY KNOW PEOPLE LOVED 247 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,221 IT BECAUSE IT WENT VIRAL. EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT. 248 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,090 WE ACTUALLY HAVE A VIDEO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT JAVIER BARDEM AND BONO 249 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,458 JAVIER BARDEM AND BONO LOOK AT THIS 250 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:14,694 [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,763 >> Jimmy: HOW AWESOME IS THIS GUY? >> LOOK AT THAT. 252 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,065 * IT'S ALL RIGH IT'S ALL RIGHT IT'S ALL RIGHT 253 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,535 SHE MOVES IN * * MYSTERIOUS WAYS * >> Jimmy: YES! 254 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:26,906 [ APPLAUSE ] PEOPLE WERE HOLDING -- THAT MEANS NUMBER ONE 255 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,875 THAT'S THE FINGER YOU WANT I SAW PEOPLE WERE GOING LIKE THAT 256 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,745 THAT'S A GOOD THING. [ LAUGHTER ] WE ALSO TALKED ABOUT YOU GUYS 257 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:37,751 WENT TO A FEW PARTIES AT PRINCE'S HOUSE >> YEAH. 258 00:18:37,751 --> 00:18:41,554 >> Jimmy: AND I -- WE LOVE PRINCE HERE AND ALWAYS LOVED HEARING PRINCE STORIES 259 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:46,059 BUT HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THE -- DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST PARTY YOU WENT TO AT HIS HOUSE 260 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,795 >> YEAH. WELL, IT WAS THE NIGHT I WON THE OSCAR. 261 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,097 IT WAS 2008. AND THEN I WENT TO HIS HOUSE BECAUSE PRINCE WAS A GOOD 262 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:58,605 FRIEND OF HER -- HIM AND THEN I SAID, "IT'S JAVIER BARDEM PLUS 17. 263 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,574 BECAUSE I BROUGHT 17 PEOPLE WITH ME TO THE OSCARS. WHICH I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IN 264 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:08,782 THE WORLD TODAY COULD FIT 10 -- 17 PEOPLE IN THE THEATER SO WE WENT ON THEN 265 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:13,586 IF HE WAS SO JEALOUS -- LIKE, HE LED ALL THE 7 -- ALL THE 18 TO COMING TO THE PARTY. 266 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,122 >> Jimmy: WOW! >> WHAT A SWEETHEART >> Jimmy: BUT YOU ALSO, THERE'S 267 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:20,493 A STORY I HEARD THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE REASONS WHY HE WAS LATE TO ONE OF HIS CONCERTS 268 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:25,198 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. THAT WASN'T LONG DONE. 269 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,568 AGAIN, BUT PENELOPE KNEW HIM VERY WELL. HE INVITED US. 270 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,838 PENEOPE, JORDI MOLLA WHICH IS A FRIEND OF OURS, ANOTHER ACTOR, TO HAVE DINNER BEFORE 271 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,775 THE SHOW AND THEN WE WERE HAVING DINNER AND WE TOOK DESSERT AND WE WERE 272 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:41,681 HAVING A DRINK, TWO DRINKS AND WE WERE LIKE, "NOBODY'S COMING HERE TO PICK US UP. 273 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,418 SO I STEP OUT OF THE ROOM AND I SAID, "HEY, WE ARE HERE. "AH, ARE YOU FINISHED? 274 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,154 "YES." THEN PRINCE CAME AND SAID, "ARE YOU DONE?" 275 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:52,192 "YES." SO HE TOLD US TO GO TO THE SEATS. 276 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,562 WE WERE ACCOMPANIED TO OUR SEATS. AND THEN THE SHOW STARTED. 277 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,231 AND THEN THE SHOW STARTED AND WE WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. THEY'VE BEEN WAITING AN HOUR 278 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:04,637 FOR US TO FINSISH THE DINNER!" SO THAT'S MY HOLLYWOOD STAR STORY. 279 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,040 >> Jimmy: WOW! >> I MADE PEOPLE WAIT FOR AN HOUR 280 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,443 >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE -- >> I'M SORRY >> Jimmy: YOU -- 281 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,612 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S REALLY -- SUCCESS HAS REALLY GONE TO YOUR HEAD 282 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,981 OH, MY GOSH. YEAH THAT'S HILARIOUS THAT HE SAID 283 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,884 WE -- >> I DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR TO GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW. 284 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,820 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH I WAS AT -- WHAT HAPPENED TO ME 285 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,557 ONCE, I WAS AT A CONCERT WITH BILLY JOEL AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN 286 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:28,028 I WENT BACK TO SAY "HI" TO BILLY WITH MY MOM AND DAD BEFORE THE SHOW. 287 00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:32,399 AND WE WERE TALKING TO BILLY AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S, AGAIN, A SUPER NICE GUY 288 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,268 AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT DOO-WOP. AND I GO, "YEAH, I LOVE 289 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,903 DOO-WOP. MY DAD USED TO SING IN THE STREETS. 290 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,305 AND BILLY WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH? WHAT'D YOU SING? WE JUST STARTED SINGING 291 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,608 LIKE -- * AS WE STROLL * WE JUST STARTED DO -- 292 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:46,413 HARMONIZING. WE MUST HAVE SANG TEN SONGS. [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,816 AND THEN -- OR SO WE WERE LIKE, FIVE -- AT LEAST FIVE SONGS. AND THEN WE'RE LIKE, "DUDE, 294 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:53,086 IT'S, LIKE, 9:00 P.M." [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS GOING ON 295 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,622 IT'S THE ONLY TIME I'VE THINK HE'S EVER BEEN LATE. SO I'M LIKE, "SO AGAIN, I'M 296 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,958 SORRY TO EVERYONE OUT THERE. THAT WAS MY FAULT. [ LAUGHTER ] 297 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,262 YEAH BUT I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT. >> IT'S JUST THE PASSION 298 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,764 >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST PASSION. YEAH, THAT'S ALL IT IS I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS 299 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:09,569 BECAUSE I'VE SEEN ALL OF YOUR MOVIES AND -- >> I'M SORRY FOR YOU 300 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,972 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I'M SO LUCKY BUT A LOT OF THEM I WOULD SAY 301 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:17,444 ARE NOT KID FRIENDLY MOST OF THEM BUT YOU HAVE KIDS. 302 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:21,381 AND I GO, "WELL, NOW IT'S TIME TO START DOING SOME THINGS YOUR KIDS CAN SEE." 303 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:25,852 YOU'RE IN THE LIVE REMAKE, THE LIVE ADAPTATION OF "THE LITTLE MERMAID. 304 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:30,990 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ABSOLUETLY. AND HERE'S THE BREAKING NEWS 305 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,960 I'M PLAYING ARIEL. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WOW! 306 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,929 OH, MY GOSH! [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHERE'S THE CHEERS. 307 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:38,998 I DIDN'T HEAR THE CHEERS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 308 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,369 ARIEL. BUT THIS IS -- >> DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY. 309 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,405 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN >> Jimmy: NO, BUT -- >> THAT WILL BE A HORRIBLE 310 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,842 NIGHTMARE FOR THE KIDS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THE THING IS, ONCE I 311 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:50,677 HEARD ABOUT THE STORY THAT ROB MARSHALL, WHICH IS A PERSON THAT I ADORE AND I PROFOUNDLY 312 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:55,515 DEEP LOVE AS A PERSON, AS A DIRECTOR >> Jimmy: OH, ROB MARSHALL, 313 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:59,319 AMAZING DIRECTOR >> WHEN I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO THE MOVIE, I TEXTED HIM AND 314 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,054 SAID, "LISTEN, I'M SURE YOU HAVE ALREADY THE CAST OF KING TRITON, BUT IF THERE IS 315 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:09,929 ROOM FOR A TRITON WITH AN ACCENT, I'M HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] 316 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,665 AND HE SAID, "THAT'S FUNNY I'M IN THE GROCERY STORE WITH JOHN AND WE ARE GOING TO TEXT 317 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,770 YOU IF YOU WERE EVER INTERESTED." IT WAS RIGHT IN THE MOMENT, I'M 318 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,672 LIKE, AT THE TIME, MY 6-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, I SAID, "I MAY BE IN THE -- IN 'THE LITTLE 319 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:24,778 MERMAID.'" AND SHE WAS, LIKE, ALMOST CRYING 320 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:29,149 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] AND I SAID, I'M NOT PLAYING ARIEL, LUNA. 321 00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:32,318 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. >> AND SHE SAID, "NO, YOU'RE 322 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,688 PLAYING TRITON, RIGHT? BUT YES. SHE WAS SO TAKEN BY IT THAT I 323 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:41,094 FORGOT -- OF COURSE, THAT'S THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR A MOVIE, FOR YOUR DAUGHTER 324 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:44,564 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I KNOW YOU -- YOU JUST RECENTLY GOT -- 325 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,332 YOUR SON IS A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER >> YES 326 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:49,202 >> Jimmy: HE'S TEN >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU GOT TO TAKE 327 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,571 HIM TO SEE A MOVIE WITH YOU IN IT YOU TOOK HIM TO SEE "DUNE. 328 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:54,307 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE IN THAT AND TO WATCH YOUR KID WATCH 329 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:59,145 YOU, WHAT -- I MEAN, THAT'S SO -- >> IT WAS -- IT WAS THE FIRST 330 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:03,049 TIME I BROUGHT A KID, MY KID TO SEE A MOVIE OF MINE. THANK GOD THE THEATER WAS 331 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,419 PACKED THAT WAS BEFORE THE, YOU KNOW, OMICRON HIT SO HARD IN 332 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:14,294 EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO WE HAD A POPCORN 333 00:23:14,294 --> 00:23:16,496 WE HAD A SODA. AND THEN HE WAS LIKE, "DAD, YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOVIE. 334 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:20,633 I SAID, "HOLD ON, HOLD ON. WAIT, WAIT." [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,470 I SAW HIM DO THAT, THOUGH. >> Jimmy: BUT, OF COURSE HE'S A KID 336 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:26,973 >> AND THEN HE LOVED THE MOVIE, BUT HE'S LIKE, " WHERE ARE YOU, DAD? 337 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,541 I SAID, "SHH." PEOPLE SHOULDN'T NEED -- NO, SHOULDN'T KNOW THAT I'M HERE 338 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,477 BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT, THEY CAN SCREAM AT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 339 00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:34,180 SO WE WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE AND FINALLY, I SHOW UP AND HE GAVE A "WOW, LOVED IT. 340 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:40,653 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME. AND I WAS SO DEEPLY HONORED AND PROUD OF WHAT I DO 341 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:45,792 >> Jimmy: PROUD PAPA, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE MOMENT RIGHT THERE. 342 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,560 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ACCLAIMED NEW FILM, "BEING THE RICARDOS," THAT YOU STAR IN 343 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,862 WITH NICOLE KIDMAN WHEN WE COME BACK MORE WITH JAVIER BARDEM. 344 00:23:48,862 --> 00:24:10,517 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 345 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,252 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE TALKING TO THE ONE AND 346 00:24:12,252 --> 00:24:18,058 ONLY, JAVIER BARDEM, WHO STARS IN "BEING THE RICARDOS." I WANT TO GET INTO THAT. 347 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:20,226 I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS THE -- "BEING THE RICARDOS." 348 00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,195 BUT, BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT THAT, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS, BECAUSE YOU ALSO STAR IN A NEW 349 00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:29,102 MOVIE FROM SPAIN CALLED "THE GOOD BOSS. >> YES 350 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:31,604 >> Jimmy: WHICH RECEIVED, I WANT TO SAY, A RECORD BREAKING 20 NOMINATIONS FOR SPAIN'S 351 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:35,208 EQUIVALENT OF THE OSCARS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT'S SPAIN'S ENTRY FOR THE 352 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:40,580 INTERNATIONAL FILM OSCAR CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 353 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,083 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I'M -- I'M VERY HAPPY TO -- REPRESENTING MY COUNTRY WITH 354 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:47,120 THIS AMAZING -- THIS AMAZING DUTY LET'S SEE WHERE IT GETS. 355 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,322 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT "BEING THE RICARDOS," I'M 356 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:53,126 WATCHING THIS, BECAUSE I'M A A FAN, OBVIOUSLY, OF LUCILLE BALL, "I LOVE LUCY." 357 00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:54,928 AND I GO, "OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SEE, YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY, NICOLE NAILS --" I DON'T KNOW 358 00:24:54,928 --> 00:25:00,800 IF SHE'S GONNA DO AN IMPRESSION OR WHAT. SHE DIDN'T 359 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:05,171 SHE JUST IS LUCILLE. SHE'S AMAZING. IT'S NOT AN IMPRESSION 360 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,674 IT'S JUST AMAZING ACTING AND THEN YOU COME IN AND KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK AS 361 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:11,277 DESI ARNAZ >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M -- I'VE SEEN 362 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,247 EVERY EPISODE. I KNOW THE WAY HE ACTS, THE WAY HE TALKS, THE WAY HE SINGS 363 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:16,049 I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY CONGAS AND GUITAR AND SING 364 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:21,788 AND -- >> NO, OF COURSE NOT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING 365 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:24,824 BUT I -- I LIED. AND I SAID TO THE DIRECTOR I KNEW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING. 366 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:27,227 [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AS EVERY ACTOR SHOULD DO 367 00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:32,165 WE FIRST LIE, GET THE CONTRACT, GET -- GET US SIGNED AND ONCE WE ARE SIGNED, THEN WE 368 00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:36,102 COPE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED 369 00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:39,472 >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- >> THE GOOD THING IS THAT AARON THROUGH ZOOM, HE KNEW EXACTLY 370 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:43,209 THAT I WAS LYING WHEN HE ASKED ME, "DO YOU SING?" "OF COURSE." 371 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,712 "DO YOU PLAY GUITAR? "OH, MY GOD, I WAS BORN WITH A A GUITAR." 372 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,914 [ LAUGHTER ] "DO YOU PLAY CONGAS? "CONGAS? 373 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,417 I GOT ONE HERE DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?" [ LAUGHTER ] 374 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:52,585 "DO YOU DANCE? "JESUS, STOP ME. I CAN'T -- I CAN'T STOP DANCING 375 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,788 ALL DAY LONG." [ LAUGHTER ] "DO YOU SPEAK WITH A CUBAN 376 00:25:54,788 --> 00:25:56,523 ACCENT?" "EVERY TIME. >> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY 377 00:25:56,523 --> 00:25:58,091 CONVINCING >> "YOU SPEAK WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT?" 378 00:25:58,091 --> 00:26:00,460 "OH, YEAH. I SPEAK ENGLISH PERFECTLY. AND THEN HIS GLASSES WERE 379 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:04,731 LIKE -- LIKE, STEAMING UP. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY AARON'S? 380 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:07,801 >> LIKE, THE STEAM WAS GOING OUT AND SAYING, "JESUS, HE'S SUCH A LIAR. 381 00:26:07,801 --> 00:26:11,404 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT SHE WAS SO NICE TO REALLY GO WITH A LIE. 382 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:14,674 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND GIVE ME A CHANCE. >> Jimmy: IT TURNED OUT SO 383 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:17,644 GREAT. WHAT A GOOD GAMBLE ON A LIE. AND, MAN, YOU WERE JUST SO 384 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:23,750 CONVINCING AND IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS -- IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S -- I DON'T KNOW 385 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:28,154 HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE "BEING THE RICARDOS"? >> IT'S THE STORY ABOUT TWO 386 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:32,826 GREAT GENIUSES OF COMEDY GENIUS THAT REALLY CREATED A A DIFFERENT WORLD AND SHAPED 387 00:26:32,826 --> 00:26:41,134 THE WORLD OF COMEDY AND TV COMEDY, TV PROGRAMS, COMEDY PROGRAMS AS WE KNOW TODAY. 388 00:26:41,134 --> 00:26:43,069 AND ALSO, THE LOVE STORY BETWEEN A WOMAN AND A MAN AND HOW MUCH THEY HAVE TO COPE WITH 389 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:50,977 ONE ANOTHER AND TRUST EACH OTHER AND REALLY TRY TO MAKE IT 390 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,580 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> TO MAKE IT THROUGH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 391 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:55,348 EVERYONE A CLIP. YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT HERE'S JAVIER BARDEM AS 392 00:26:55,348 --> 00:26:58,084 DESI ARNAZ IN "BEING THE RICARDOS." TAKE A LOOK. 393 00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:58,084 RICARDOS." TAKE A LOOK. 394 00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:28,148 * * 395 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:33,053 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! 396 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:36,790 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT YES! JAVIER BARDEM, EVERYBODY 397 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:40,060 "BEING THE RICARDOS" IS IN THEATERS AND ON PRIME VIDEO. DAVEED DIGGS JOINS US AFTER THE 398 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:43,563 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 399 00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,732 THANK YOU, JAVIER! THANK YOU, THANK YOU >> THANK YOU, JIMMY! 400 00:27:45,732 --> 00:28:05,018 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU -- * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 401 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:10,090 A TONY AND GRAMMY-WINNING PERFORMER WHO STARS IN THE TNT SHOW, "SNOWPIERCER." 402 00:28:10,090 --> 00:28:14,594 SEASON THREE PREMIERES JANUARY 24th AT 9 P.M. PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, 403 00:28:14,594 --> 00:28:17,030 PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, DAVEED DIGGS 404 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:26,840 * 405 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:44,758 * >> Jimmy: DAVEED, GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD 406 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:48,361 >> WHAT UP >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS SHOW UP YOU ALWAYS LOOK FANTASTIC. 407 00:28:48,361 --> 00:28:50,663 >> IT'S ALWAYS FOR YOU, MAN. WE KNOW. WE COMING ON JIMMY'S SHOW, WE 408 00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:53,166 GONE SHOW OUT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT YEAH 409 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,068 WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR DOING THE ZOOM INTERVIEWS TOO, AS 410 00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:58,972 WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR US >> I LOVED IT. 411 00:28:58,972 --> 00:29:01,274 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY, ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, MONDAY -- NEXT MONDAY, YOU HAVE THE NEW SEASON 412 00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:09,249 OF "SNOWPIERCER" PREMIERES RIGHT? >> THAT'S TRUE 413 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:14,054 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DAY >> TRUE. 414 00:29:14,054 --> 00:29:15,522 >> Jimmy: "SNOWPIERCER" PREMIERES NEXT MONDAY. BUT IT'S ALSO YOUR 40th 415 00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:18,024 BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 416 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:21,261 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY >> THANK YOU 417 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,030 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS 418 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:27,167 FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I KNOW IT'S ODD TO MAKE PLANS. >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 419 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:32,072 I MEAN, WE'RE IN PRE-PRODUCTION FOR "BLINDSPOTTING" SEASON TWO WHICH IS A SHOW THAT I WRITE ON 420 00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:35,709 STARZ. ANY "BLINDSPOTTING" PEOPLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 421 00:29:35,709 --> 00:29:38,144 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT >> YEAH, SO WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE UP SCOUTING IN THE 422 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:42,148 BAY, WHICH IS GREAT FOR ME I GET TO BE HOME AND SEE MY FAMILY 423 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:45,652 YEAH, SO THAT WILL BE NICE I DON'T KNOW I'M TRYING TO SNEAK MY WAY INTO 424 00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:48,822 A WARRIORS GAME, BUT WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES. [ LAUGHTER ] 425 00:29:48,822 --> 00:29:51,057 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M FROM OAKLAND, 426 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:53,360 CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: AH, OAKLAND. >> THE SHOW IS SET IN OAKLAND, 427 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,463 SO WE'RE SCOUTING LOCATIONS UP THERE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW -- THIS IS FOR 428 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,232 YOUR 39th BIRTHDAY YOU HAD A CAKE AND -- YOUR FRIENDS GOT -- I JUST DON'T 429 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:08,041 REMEMBER -- WHAT IS THIS PHOTO FROM, BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER THIS PHOTOSHOOT. 430 00:30:08,041 --> 00:30:14,381 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. >> YES 431 00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:17,450 DID SOME DIGGING THAT'S -- I BELIEVE THAT IS FROM A SHORT FILM THAT I DID 432 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:23,890 NOT LONG AFTER COLLEGE I BELIEVE IT IS CALLED - >> Jimmy: I BELIEVE -- IT'S SO 433 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:26,092 FUNNY. >> I BELIEVE IT IS CALLED "ROCK HARD, THE RISE AND FALL OF 434 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:31,364 SEXUAL DETERGENT." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M PLAYING AN I.T. GUY 435 00:30:31,364 --> 00:30:34,934 TURNED ROCK STAR >> Jimmy: WOW. YEAH 436 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:37,671 >> WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH MY LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:40,740 >> Jimmy: AND WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS AND WHO WAS -- 438 00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:45,779 >> THAT IS MY FRIEND -- YEAH, RAFAEL CASAL ONE OF MY BIG CO-CONSPIRATORS. 439 00:30:45,779 --> 00:30:49,916 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> YEAH. AND OUR FRIEND, KIM. 440 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:56,022 HER SISTER HAS A BAKERY, AND THEY MAKE INCREDIBLE CAKES AND THAT SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE 441 00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:58,224 >> Jimmy: WELL, GIVE A QUICK SHOUT OUT. DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE 442 00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:01,628 CAKE SHOP? >> YES, SWEET NOTHINGS SWEET NOTHINGS CAKE SHOP 443 00:31:01,628 --> 00:31:03,129 >> Jimmy: SWEET NOTHINGS CAKE SHOP SHOUT OUT. 444 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:06,533 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> GO GET YOUR CAKES >> Jimmy: GO GET SOME CAKE 445 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:10,570 THEY PUT YOUR PICTURE ON A A CAKE >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE GOOD 446 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:12,505 FRIENDS. YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE A FEW YEARS AGO, I THINK WE TALKED ABOUT 447 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:14,908 THIS BUT RECENTLY, "ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST" DID A WHOLE SPREAD AND 448 00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:20,513 PHOTOSHOOT OF YOUR HOME. BEAUTIFUL. >> YEAH. 449 00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:23,683 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU SAID THAT YOU ONLY TAKE CREDIT FOR ONE THING ONLY 450 00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:30,256 >> YEAH -- YEAH, THE WALLPAPER IN OUR DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM IS MY CHOICE. 451 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:34,627 EMMY RAVER-LAMPMAN MADE ALL THE REST OF THE CHOICES. SHE'S A GENIUS 452 00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:37,564 I MADE THIS ONE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, CAN WE JUST -- THIS IS A WIDE SHOT. 453 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:40,967 THIS IS A WIDE SHOT OF THE WALLPAPER. >> IT'S A VERY BAY AREA 454 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:45,238 SPECIFIC WALLPAPER IT'S ALL -- IT'S ALL, LIKE, PARTICULAR OAKLAND OR EAST BAY 455 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:50,477 LANDMARKS, REALLY. SO, YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, E-40'S ON THERE. 456 00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:55,949 MAC DRE IS ON THERE. HUMPTY IS ON THERE THE BAY BRIDGE IS ON THERE 457 00:31:55,949 --> 00:31:59,886 JOE MONTANA IS ON THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT ALSO HAS LOCAL NEWS 458 00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:03,156 ANCHOR, DENNIS RICHMOND, IS ON THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:32:03,156 --> 00:32:05,191 WHICH IS LIKE A REAL -- YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY MUCH MY AGE, AND FROM THE BAY, TO KNOW WHO 460 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:10,363 KTVU NEWS ANCHOR DENNIS RICHMOND IS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 461 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:12,766 IT'S A REAL DEEP CUT >> Jimmy: THIS IS DENNIS RICHMOND, I DON'T KNOW 462 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,734 WHO -- I DON'T KNOW. BUT HE - >> YEAH. 463 00:32:14,734 --> 00:32:19,773 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE'S ON MY BATHROOM WALL >> Jimmy: THAT IS ON YOUR 464 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:23,476 BATHROOM WALL. >> YEAH. AND WE MAY BE RELATED. 465 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:26,346 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? LOOK AT HIM. 466 00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:28,848 >> Jimmy: HE'S A STUD, YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO BE LIKE THAT. 467 00:32:28,848 --> 00:32:30,917 >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? I WANT TO ASK HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING WITH CLIPPING TOO. 468 00:32:30,917 --> 00:32:33,420 >> GOOD. YEAH, WE'RE GOOD WE'RE RECORDING NEW MUSIC, 469 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:36,990 WHICH IS EXCITING. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE? >> IT'S SUPER WEIRD TO, LIKE, 470 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:40,660 RECORD REMOTELY DURING ALL THE -- YOU KNOW, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS SCARY AND STUFF 471 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:43,897 SO, IT'S BEEN NICE WE ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOT TO GET TOGETHER IN A STUDIO, AND START 472 00:32:43,897 --> 00:32:48,535 MAKING SOME NEW STUFF. SO, THAT'S BEEN -- THAT'S BEEN GREAT. 473 00:32:48,535 --> 00:32:50,937 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT AND I'VE GOT TO SAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DO -- YOU DO SO 474 00:32:50,937 --> 00:32:55,842 MANY THINGS, BUT IT'S ALL QUALITY. IT'S ALL WELL-DONE, BUDDY. 475 00:32:55,842 --> 00:32:58,912 SO CONGRATS ON THAT. >> A MAN OF YOUR DISCERNING TASTE. 476 00:32:58,912 --> 00:33:01,314 >> Jimmy: I DO ALWAYS IS. SO, YEAH 477 00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:07,087 BEST TO THE GANG, CLIPPING "SNOWPIERCER." THIS NEXT -- SEASON THREE? 478 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:09,222 >> YEAH, SEASON THREE IS COMING OUT. WE'RE SHOOTING SEASON FOUR -- 479 00:33:09,222 --> 00:33:12,559 LIKE, WE START SHOOTING SEASON FOUR SOON. THIS IS -- DO Y'ALL WATCH IT 480 00:33:12,559 --> 00:33:16,930 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SNOWPIERCER" IS GOOD 481 00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:19,666 IT IS FANTASTIC. >> IT'S A LITTLE SCARY FOR ME. I CAN'T, I CAN'T 482 00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:23,837 BUT, YEAH, NO, IT'S BEEN A WILD RIDE, YOU KNOW THAT WAS MY FIRST -- IT WAS 483 00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:28,641 REALLY LIKE MY FIRST TV CONTRACT I SIGNED. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING 484 00:33:28,641 --> 00:33:30,810 I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, TV? WHAT'S THAT? AND NOW WE'RE LIKE, THREE 485 00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:33,780 SEASONS LATER. >> Jimmy: REALLY BECAUSE YOU DID "HAMILTON --" 486 00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:35,615 >> DID "HAMILTON," AND PRETTY SOON AFTER THAT, LIKE, I WAS -- LIKE, I THINK IT WAS MAYBE THE 487 00:33:35,615 --> 00:33:37,717 FIRST THING I AUDITIONED FOR AFTER "HAMILTON. AND THEN, LIKE - 488 00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:39,252 >> Jimmy: I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, BUT EVERY EPISODE IT'S A MOVIE. 489 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:43,623 YOU'RE MAKING, LIKE, TINY MOVIES I MEAN, ACTUALLY GIANT MOVIES. 490 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:50,730 HOUR-LONG MOVIES >> IT IS, LIKE, REALLY INTENSE AND ACTION PACKED. 491 00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:53,566 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS SEASON? >> OH, MAN 492 00:33:53,566 --> 00:33:55,235 THE -- I MEAN, IF YOU REMEMBER LAST SEASON WE, YOU KNOW, WILFORD'S BACK, AND WE 493 00:33:55,235 --> 00:34:03,076 SEPARATED THE TRAINS AND NOW, LIKE, I'M ON A PIRATE TRAIN. 494 00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:06,446 AND IT'S, LIKE, HOT INSTEAD OF COLD IT'S A WHOLE THING 495 00:34:06,446 --> 00:34:09,949 LOOK, IT'S A BIG - >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG SHOW. >> IT'S A BIG THING. 496 00:34:09,949 --> 00:34:15,522 A LOT HAPPENS, ALL THE TIME. WE'RE ALWAYS THROWING AXES AND FIGHTING DEATH 497 00:34:15,522 --> 00:34:18,825 >> Jimmy: YEAH JENNIFER CONNELLY. >> JENNIFER CONNELLEY. 498 00:34:18,825 --> 00:34:21,528 >> Jimmy: SHE'S FANTASTIC. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S DAVEED DIGGS IN 499 00:34:21,528 --> 00:34:23,263 "SNOWPIERCER." TAKE A LOOK. 500 00:34:26,766 --> 00:34:29,969 >> I'M GOING OUT THERE >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. I'M GOING. 501 00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:31,938 >> NEITHER OF YOU ARE GOING ANYWHERE >> WE CAN'T STAY HERE. 502 00:34:31,938 --> 00:34:35,742 BEN. BEN, DO YOU COPY >> WE ARE NOT LEAVING HIM. 503 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:38,378 >> LAYTON, IF WE DON'T GET ROLLING RIGHT NOW, WE WILL MELT DOWN 504 00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:41,114 >> HOW LONG DO YOU NEED? >> EIGHT MINUTES TO GET UP TO SPEED, 10 TO 12 MINUTES TO RUN 505 00:34:41,114 --> 00:34:45,285 A DISCHARGE SEQUENCE >> GREAT, GO >> WHOA, WHOA, AND LEAVE YOU 506 00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:47,654 OUTSIDE? >> THE BREACH SUITS HAVE 30 MINUTES 507 00:34:47,654 --> 00:34:50,957 YOU GO, YOU COME BACK FOR ME >> WE'RE STAYING HERE. >> YEAH, LIKE HELL I AM. 508 00:34:50,957 --> 00:34:55,095 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DAVEED DIGGS SEASON THREE OF "SNOWPIERCER" 509 00:34:55,095 --> 00:35:02,535 PREMIERES NEXT MONDAY, JANUARY 24th, 9:00 P.M. ON TNT AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY. 510 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,604 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM 511 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:08,041 ROBERT GLASPER COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 512 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:28,461 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "IN TUNE" AND "BLACK SUPERHERO" FROM HIS 513 00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:30,330 NEW ALBUM "BLACK RADIO III," PLEASE WELCOME ROBERT GLASPER AND SPECIAL GUEST RAPSODY, BJ 514 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:41,908 THE CHICAGO KID, AMIR SULAIMAN & DJ JAZZY JEFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 515 00:35:41,908 --> 00:36:02,028 * * WE DON'T PLAY MUSIC WE PRAY MUSI 516 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:05,632 DON'T YOU SE THE KICK DRUM * * THE THUMP AS THE HEAR 517 00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:10,036 THE CRASHING CYMBALS AS SYMBOLS OF SHIELDS * 518 00:36:10,036 --> 00:36:14,607 * NO CAPTAIN AMERIC NO CAP IN AMERIC IF YOU'RE BLAC 519 00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:18,745 IN A FINGER SNAP * * FADE TO BLACK IN AMERIC SO WE DON'T PLAY MUSIC 520 00:36:18,745 --> 00:36:23,350 WE PRAY MUSI THOSE SAME NOOSES * * HANG USELES 521 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:28,154 RAISE THE DEAD LIK JESUS DI WE DON'T PLAY MUSIC * 522 00:36:28,154 --> 00:36:33,093 * WE PRAY MUSIC VIVID LUCID DREAMS LET LOOSE IN THE 523 00:36:33,093 --> 00:36:37,664 PURE HEARTS WITH * * DIVINE ACOUSTIC WE LAY BLUEPRINT 524 00:36:37,664 --> 00:36:41,835 AT THE BLUE NOTE WE COME FROM A * * PEOPLE TRANSMUTED 525 00:36:41,835 --> 00:36:48,074 TRANSFORMED BY SON UNTIL THE MUSICIAN ARE TRANSLUCENT * 526 00:36:48,074 --> 00:36:52,312 * AND YOU SEE THROUGH THI AND BEAR WITNESS TO THE ONENESS 527 00:36:52,312 --> 00:36:55,915 THAT FROM NOTHINGNESS * * BROUGHT FORTH ALL OF EXISTENCE 528 00:36:55,915 --> 00:37:00,420 SO WE DON'T PLAY MUSIC LA-HE LA-HALO * * LOW 529 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:09,462 WE DON'T PLAY MUSI SO DON'T PLAY WITH US * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 530 00:37:09,462 --> 00:37:18,672 * * YEA EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD 531 00:37:18,672 --> 00:37:25,311 EVERY CITY EVERY GHETT YEAH * * NEED A BLACK SUPERHER 532 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:30,250 YEAH YEA EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD EVERY CITY EVERY GHETTO * 533 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:35,922 * GHETTO GHETTO GHETT NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO OUR OWN KIND TOO 534 00:37:35,922 --> 00:37:38,758 NIP FROM US * * MONEY STILL REA IN GOD WE TRUS 535 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:42,929 AND TRUTHFULLY WE ENVY SO TELL ME WHY WE ENVIOUS * * AND WHY OUR OWN KIN 536 00:37:42,929 --> 00:37:46,766 ENVY U POP SAID IT'S HARD BUT WE GOTTA KEEP * 537 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:50,236 * OUR HEAD UP KEEP GOIN' EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW WE FED U 538 00:37:50,236 --> 00:37:54,741 IT'S HELLA TENSION * * CAUSE WE AIN'T CAREFU WHERE WE ALL PAY ATTENTION 539 00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:59,879 I NEED ALL MY REAL SOLDIERS ON THE FRONT LINE * * FIGHTING FOR THE RIGH 540 00:37:59,879 --> 00:38:02,615 THING JUST ONE TIM SO UNSTOPPABLE TOGETHE AT THE SAME TIME * 541 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:10,023 * WITH THE SAME MIN SAID WE'RE BORN TO B HIGH AND ALWAYS ABOV 542 00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:16,062 WHAT'S BENEATH US * * SO EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD EVERY CITY EVERY GHETT 543 00:38:16,062 --> 00:38:23,036 YEAH YEAH YEAH WE NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO * * YEA 544 00:38:23,036 --> 00:38:27,741 WHOA EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD EVERY CITY EVERY GHETTO * 545 00:38:27,741 --> 00:38:32,112 * MAKE SOME NOISE FOR RHAPSODY Y'ALL NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO 546 00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:35,615 SUPER WOMAN I'M THAT * * BLACK WIDOW I'M THA MILES MORALES THIS I 547 00:38:35,615 --> 00:38:39,219 WHAT MORALE IS WHEN YOU BLACK * * SUPERHEROES TO THE BABY'S 548 00:38:39,219 --> 00:38:42,722 THAT CRY FOR THEY DA WHEN THEY BROKE NO CAS MADE THEIR MONEY STRETCH * 549 00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:46,426 * INCREDIBLY LONG A STACK TO ALL THE BLACK PANTHER FACING COURT LIKE SHAQ 550 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:50,163 TO THE HOMIES THAT MADE IT * * WITH FLAIR AND FLAS GAVE BACK TO THE HOO 551 00:38:50,163 --> 00:38:53,767 NIPPING DOG THEY PASSED ON ENRICHMENT * * D'ANGELO ENRICHMENT 552 00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:58,138 SUPER BLACK UH DON'T YOU CROSS THEM MLK AND MALCOLM * 553 00:38:58,138 --> 00:39:01,841 * SUITED CHECK THE OUTFIT EVEN IN THE OUTSKIRT WE DON'T TRUST THIS COUNTR 554 00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:05,445 SWING LIKE A BATMAN * * BLACK JACKIE ROBINSON BIRD IT'S A PLAN 555 00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:08,848 IT'S A RIMMED OUT CADILLAC ALL MY SUPERHEROES BLACK * * LIKE THAT 556 00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:11,484 YEAH ALL MY SUPER COME ON * 557 00:39:11,484 --> 00:39:14,020 * EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOO EVERY CITY EVERY GHETT PUT THEM HANDS UP ONE TIME 558 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:16,156 YEAH * * WE NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO YEAH 559 00:39:16,156 --> 00:39:18,692 YEAH EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD * * EVERY CITY EVERY GHETTO 560 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:22,195 GHETTO YEAH NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO * 561 00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:25,799 * * HERO HERO HER YEAH 562 00:39:25,799 --> 00:39:33,606 YEAH SUPERHERO * 563 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:58,798 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 564 00:39:58,798 --> 00:40:03,837 >> Jimmy: COME ON. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ROBERT GLASPER 565 00:40:03,837 --> 00:40:09,142 YOU DON'T MESS AROUND. YOU DON'T MESS AROUND. "BLACK RADIO III" IS OUT 566 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:12,345 FEBRUARY 25th. MY THANKS TO JAVIER BARDEM, DAVEED DIGGS, ROBERT GLASPER, 567 00:40:12,345 --> 00:40:22,522 RHAPSODY, BJ THE CHICAGO KID, AMIR SULAIMAN, DJ JAZZY JEFF THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 568 00:40:22,522 --> 00:40:25,592 PHILADELPHIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 569 00:40:25,592 --> 00:40:27,560 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 570 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:27,560 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE