>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JAVIER BARDEM,
DAVEED DIGGS MUSICAL GUEST, ROBERT GLASPER. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1585 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR
HOST, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WELCOME! THANK YOU!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I APPRECIATE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS IN THE NEWS
APPARENTLY HE'S BEEN TRASHING FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS BEHIND HIS BACK, CALLING HIM A
A DULL GUY WHO HAS NO CHANCE OF BEATING HIM IN A POTENTIAL 2024 MATCH UP.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TRUMP WAS LIKE, "I HAVE TO INSULT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK
'CAUSE I CAN'T TWEET IT TO HIS FACE." [ LAUGHTER ]
I FEEL LIKE TRUMP IS SLIPPING. A FEW YEARS AGO HE WOULD HAVE HAD LIKE TEN NICKNAMES FOR THIS
GUY BY NOW IT'S LIKE, "RON DULL-SANTIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK THE INSULTS BACKFIRED 'CAUSE JUST HEARING TRUMP'S NAME JUMP STARTED BIDEN'S
APPROVAL RATING BACK UP TO 50 -- IN THE 50s [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S IN THE 50s NOW. YEAH I THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY A NICE
CHANGE, 'CAUSE USUALLY WHEN TWO FLORIDA GUYS GET INTO A FIGHT, THEY'RE DRUNK AND SHIRTLESS.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT DeSANTIS DOESN'T SEEM PHASED
HE SAID THAT HE'S GOING TO HANDLE THE INSULT JUST LIKE COVID AND COMPLETELY IGNORE IT
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SPEAKING OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT, THIS WEEKEND HE HELD
HIS FIRST RALLY OF THE YEAR. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO SAY
DEPARTMENT STORE SHELVES, THEY'RE EMPTY.
YOU HAD AN EXCUSE NOT TO BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS. YOU SAY TO YOUR LOVED ONE,
"DARLING, I'M SORRY. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH, BUT I JUST CAN'T
THERE'S NO MERCHANDISE IN TIFFANY. I WANTED TO BUY YOU THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL RING, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY RINGS ANYMORE NOBODY HAS ANYTHING.
WE NEVER EVEN HEARD THE TERM SUPPLY CHANGE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SUPPLY CHANGE. WELL, A YEAR OFF, AND HE'S STILL GOT IT
I THINK HE'S STILL GOT IT. I THINK HE'S STILL GOT IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT
WE'VE NEVER HEARD THE TERM "SUPPLY CHANGE." >> Steve: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THINGS BEING
EXPENSIVE 'CAUSE OF INFLAMMATION [ LAUGHTER ]
TRUMP KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT CONCERNS WORKING FAMILIES, THE RING INVENTORY AT TIFFANY'S.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, AS IF WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH ENOUGH RIGHT NOW,
DOCTORS ARE WARNING PEOPLE AGAINST A NEW TIKTOK TREND CALLED "SLEEPY CHICKEN," WHERE
PEOPLE COOK CHICKEN IN NyQUIL. >> Questlove: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES. >> Questlove: NO >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: THERE'S ACTUALLY ANOTHER NAME FOR CHICKEN THAT
MAKES YOU SLEEPY IT'S CALLED TURKEY [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST EAT TURKEY. THAT'S RIGHT DOCTORS ARE WARNING PEOPLE
AGAINST COOKING CHICKEN IN COLD MEDICINE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, THE RECIPE IS WILD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RECIPE IT SAYS, "ADD OIL TO PAN
THEN ADD CHICKEN THEN SAUTE IN BOTTLE OF NyQUIL [ LAUGHTER ]
AFTER THAT, COOK CHICKEN THROUGH, TRANSFER TO PLATE, AND THEN ENJOY
AFTER THAT, WAKE UP FACEDOWN IN PLATE FOUR HOURS LATER [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT, STUMBLE INTO GARAGE, DRIVE CAR STRAIGHT THROUGH GARAGE DOOR.
THEN, DRIVE TO TACO BELL ON WRONG SIDE OF ROAD GOING THREE MILES PER HOUR
AFTER THAT, REMOVE SHIRT, DEMAND EGGPLANT PARM AND A A TWINKIE.
THEN GET ARRESTED. [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, USE ONE PHONE CALL ON THE
ONLY NUMBER YOU REMEMBER, THE HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN AS A KID. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN SPEND NIGHT IN JAIL, JOIN GANG FOR PROTECTION. AFTER THAT, GET NECK TATTOO OF
PRISON NICKNAME, SIZZURP CHICKEN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"THEN GAIN FREEDOM BUT LOSE JOB AS HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL AND FINALLY, REFRIGERATE
LEFTOVERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, I MEAN, IT'S A TRICKY
RECIPE JUST STAY AWAY FROM IT HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS
A NORWEGIAN CRUISE SHIP CANCELLED ITS TRIP MID-VOYAGE DUE TO COVID
[ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW A BUNCH OF PASSENGERS ARE STUCK AT SEA
NORWEGIAN TOLD PASSENGERS, "THERE'S NO REASON TO PANIC. THERE'S PLENTY OF NyQUIL
CHICKEN FOR EVERYONE." [ LAUGHTER ] PASSENGERS ARE FURIOUS
THEY'RE LIKE, "WHEN I BOOKED THIS CRUISE DURING A COVID SURGE, WHO KNEW THIS COULD
HAPPEN?" [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE'S JUST STRANDED AND
ANGRY. THERE'S GOT TO BE A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR THE CRUISE SHIP
COMIC. "SO, WHERE ARE YOU FOLKS BEING HELD FROM?
[ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT OVER THE WEEKEND ON THE SATURDAY EDITION OF "THE
TODAY SHOW," ONE METEOROLOGIST HAD A COUGH COMING ON, AND SHE DID HER BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH
IT
HAVE LUCKED OUT WITH DRY
CONDITIONS AND MILD CONDITIONS OUT TOWARDS THE ROCKIES. AND, OF COURSE, WE'RE SEEING
THE WINTER STORM THAT'S GOING TO IMPACT THE EAST COAST [ COUGHING ]
LET'S GO AHEAD AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE FORECAST. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOMARA GETTING A LITTLE BIT OF WATER, AND SHE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE IN JUST A BIT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> Steve: OH, POOR THING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE SOUNDS LIKE THE CAPTAIN OF A NORWEGIAN CRUISE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AT FIRST IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS JUST OVERCOME WITH THE EMOTION
AT THE SIGHT OF A COLD FRONT AND THEN I -- "I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T DO THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] COULD WE JUST WATCH THAT AGAIN JUST BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
WINTER STORM THAT'S GOING TO
IMPACT THE EAST COAST. [ COUGHING ] LET'S GO AHEAD AND TAKE A LOOK
AT THE FORECAST. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS
I SAW THAT, ONCE AGAIN, NETFLIX INCREASED ITS MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION PRICES.
[ AUDIENCE BOOS APPARENTLY NETFLIX'S PLAN IS TO TAKE SO MUCH OF OUR MONEY THAT
WE'LL HAVE TO ENTER A REAL LIFE SQUID GAME [ LAUGHTER ]
NETFLIX SAYS THAT YOU CAN EITHER PAY THE INCREASE OR ENJOY NOT KNOWING WHAT ANYONE'S
TALKING ABOUT FOR THE NEXT 70 YEARS [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN FINALLY, I HEARD THAT THERE'S A NEW PUSH HERE IN NEW YORK CITY TO PUSH TRASH
CONTAINERS ON THE STREETS SO THAT THERE AREN'T GIANT MOUNTAINS OF TRASH BAGS ON THE
SIDEWALKS. IT'S LIKE A DEVELOPER CAME IN AND SAID, "I GOT IT.
RAT CONDOMINIUMS." [ LAUGHTER ] IT SHOULD BE GREAT
THIS WAY, INSTEAD OF HAVING TO LOOK AT UGLY PILES OF TRASH, WE'LL GET TO SEE ALL THESE
BEAUTIFUL DUMPSTERS. GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY
I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THE HOLIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS AS DESI ARNAZ IN THE
NEW FILM "BEING THE RICARDOS." GOSH, HE'S UNBELIEVABLE IN THIS
SO IS NICOLE THE WHOLE MOVIE'S GREAT. BUT, ANYWAYS, IT'S IN THEATERS
RIGHT NOW. "BEING THE RICARDOS. AND IT'S ALSO ON PRIME VIDEO
JAVIER BARDEM IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, SEASON THREE OF HIS SHOW
"SNOWPIERCER" PREMIERES JANUARY 24th ON TNT. DAVEED DIGGS IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE DAVEED AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
ROBERT GLASPER FEATURING RHAPSODY, BJ THE CHICAGO KID, AMIR SULAIMAN, AND DJ
JAZZY JEFF >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: TONIGHT. IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT GUYS, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD
ABOUT THIS BUT I READ THAT LATELY AMAZON HAS BEEN TRYING TO CRACKDOWN ON
FAKE PRODUCT REVIEWS WELL, LUCKILY YOU CAN USUALLY TELL WHEN A REVIEW IS FAKE
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "AMAZON REVIEWS. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AMAZON REVIEWS *
>> Jimmy: SO, FOR EACH PRODUCT, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE FAKE REVIEW AND THEN THE REAL
REVIEW >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY
FIRST UP, HERE'S AN AVOCADO SLICER FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "THE EASIEST
WAY TO CUT AVOCADOS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE REAL REVIEW SAYS, "BY THE
TIME I FIGURED OUT HOW THE HELL THIS WORKS, THE AVOCADO WAS BROWN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: HOLDING IT WRONG
>> Steve: CUT IT >> Jimmy: "YOU HOLD IT BY THE BLADE.
>> Steve: "SQUEEZE THE BLADE HARD." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NEXT UP, HERE'S A YETI TUMBLER THE FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "KEEPS
DRINKS COLD FOR HOURS. REAL REVIEW SAYS, "THIS IS WHY YOUR SOCCER MOM FRIEND IS
SLURRING HER WORDS BY THE SECOND HALF OF THE GAME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HERE'S A DISPOSABLE COVERALL SUIT FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "I WEAR ONE
OF THESE ANY TIME I WORK WITH CHEMICALS. REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I WEAR ONE
OF THESE ANY TIME I GO TO FLORIDA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID
NEXT UP, HERE'S A RING LIGHT FOR SHOOTING VIDEOS. YEAH, THE FAKE REVIEW SAYS,
"MAKES MY VIDEOS LOOK SUPER PROFESSIONAL." THE REAL REVIEW SAYS, "MAKES IT
EVEN MORE SAD THAT MY TIKTOK ONLY GOT SIX VIEWS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
TOOK ME AN HOUR. >> Steve: COME ON. I LOOK GREAT
>> Jimmy: IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO DO THAT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NEXT UP, HERE'S A SET OF DOG BOOTS. FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "MY DOG LOVES
WEARING THESE ON THE BEACH." REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I TRIED PUTTING THESE ON MY DOG AND HE
SOMEHOW GAVE ME THE MIDDLE FINGER WITH HIS PAW. >> Steve: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, HERE'S A TACO SLEEPING BAG.
FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "COMFORTABLE AND FUN. REAL REVIEW SATS, "IT BREAKS
THE SECOND YOU FOLD IT SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE SOFT SHELL.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NOW YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, HERE'S
A POTTY PUTTER TOILET TIME GOLF GAME [ LAUGHTER ]
FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "THE PERFECT FATHER'S DAY GIFT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I LOVE PLAYING GOLF ON THIS, BUT MY CADDIES KEEP QUITTING.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YELLOW BALL. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, HERE'S
A THANOS BATHING SUIT. [ LAUGHTER ] FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "I LOVE
MARVEL, SO THIS WAS A GREAT BUY. REAL REVIEW SAYS, "I WISH I
COULD SNAP MY FINGERS TO MAKE MY KIDS UNSEE THIS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, HERE'S A WYZE SMART SCALE. FAKE REVIEW SAYS, "IT'S GREAT
TO BE ABLE TO TRACK MY PROGRESS ON MY PHONE. REAL REVIEW SAYS, "NOW I HAVE
TWO DEVICES THAT MUST BE WRONG. THERE YOU --
[ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S ALL FOR "AMAZON REVIEWS.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME."
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. NOW, WE ALL LOVE OUR PETS.
AND EVERY PET OWNER THINKS THAT THEIR PET IS THE BEST. AND I WANTED TO SEE IF THAT'S
TRUE SO, IT'S TIME FOR WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME
HERE WE GO
BETTER THEN ME
BETTER THAN ME * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST PET
HELLO. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM HELLO. >> HI, JIMMY
MY NAME IS CHRISTA MY HUSBAND, MICHAEL, IS BEHIND ME
HE IS OUR RING MASTER. >> Jimmy: HI, MICHAEL. >> AND THIS IS ROO
>> Jimmy: ROO, WELCOME TO THE SHOW THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE CHRISTA, WHY IS -- IS IT ROO IS THAT THE DOG'S NAME, ROO?
>> THAT'S HER NAME, ROO. >> Jimmy: HER NAME HI, ROO.
YOU'RE VERY CUTE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SHE'S IGNORING ME RIGHT NOW.
SHE'S GIVING ME FULL SIDE EYE. LOOK, THAT'S RIGHT AW, NO
>> SHE'S CONCENTRATING FULLY ON WHAT SHE'S GOING TO SHOW YOU, RIHGT NOW, ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ROO. WHAT DOES ROO DO WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME
>> ROO IS BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE SHE CAN KEEP BALLOONS UP IN THE AIR USING ONLY HER
NOSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS SO GOOD. WOW.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH.
I COULD WATCH IT ALL DAY LONG! OH, MY GOSH! GOOD JOB, ROO!
OH, MY GOSH IT'S LIKE WE CAN'T STOP IT! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
LOOK AT ROO! [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD, I COULD WATCH ALL
DAY. THANK YOU. GREAT JOB.
THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW YOU'RE AWESOME
I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU VERY HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: LET'S MEET OUR NEXT PET.
HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS ROY PORTNER FROM
ABINGTON, PENNSYLVANIA RIGHT OUTSIDE OF PHILADELPHIA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUTSIDE PHILLY WE LOVE IT
THANK YOU. ROY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW NOW, WHO DO YOU HAVE THERE WITH
YOU? >> I HAVE MARCUS >> Jimmy: HI, MARCUS
HI, MARCUS AND WHAT DOES MARCUS DO? WHY IS HE BETTER THAN ME
>> MARCUS IS BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE HE CAN HOWL THE "WEREWOLVES OF LONDON" BY
WARREN ZEVON >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF MY JAMS
I LOVE WARREN ZEVON. "WEREWOLVES OF LONDON. SO THAT SONG COMES ON AND HE
HOWLS TO IT? >> YES SIR EVERYDAY, AFTER I'M DONE
WORKING, I'M READY TO WALK HIM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT I GOT TO
HERE THIS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO FOR IT
* >> Jimmy: YES! MY DUDE!
YES! YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* MARCUS, ON HIS OWN TERMS THANK YOU!
GREAT JOB. GREAT JOB, MARCUS! THANK YOU FOR THAT
ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR LAST PET. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND
WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M BRADLEY FRIESEN FROM VANCOUVER, CANADA.
>> Jimmy: OH, VANCOUVER. BEAUTIFUL. WE LOVE VANCOUVER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WHAT IS YOUR DOG'S NAME? >> THIS IS MISTER BENTLEY.
>> Jimmy: OH, MISTER BENTLEY MISTER BENTLEY -- WHY IS MISTER BENTLEY BETTER THAN ME
>> WELL, I'VE SEEN SOME OF YOUR DANCE BATTLES, AND YOU'RE NOT THE BEST MOON WALKER
AND THAT'S ONE OF BENTLEY'S SPECIALTIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, I'VE DONE THE MOON WALK A BUNCH OF TIMES, ONE OF MY GO-TO DANCES.
BUT MISTER BENTLEY CAN MOON WALK I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN A
A DOG MOON WALK? >> ARE YOU READY GO GET IT.
GET YOUR BALL. YEAH, HE'S GOT TO GO GET HIS STICK.
GET. YOU GET IT READY.
GET IT YOU GET IT *
[ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE IT
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, A MOON WALKING DOG THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE
SHOW GOOD JOB, MR. BENTLEY, GOOD JOB.
AND GREAT JOB TO ALL OUR TALENTED PETS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IF YOU HAVE A PET YOU THINK IS BETTER THAN ME, I WANT TO SEE IT
GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/WHYISYOURPETBETT TO SUBMIT A VIDEO OF YOUR PET.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE BACK WITH JAVIER BARDEM EVERYONE
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR WINNER STARRING ALONGSIDE NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE ACCLAIMED
FILM, "BEING THE RICARDOS," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND ON PRIME VIDEO.
HERE'S JAVIER BARDEM, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT.E YES THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
BUDDY. IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU THANK YOU FOR -- WELCOME --
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: HAPPY NEW YEAR THANK YOU FOR COMING ON.
I APPRECIATE YOU DOING THIS. I -- NOT MAYBE A MONTH AGO YOUR LOVELY WIFE, PENELOPE CRUZ, WAS
ON OUR PROGRAM AND WE TALKED TO HER. AND WE -- AND I ASKED HER
ABOUT -- I'VE SEEN VIDEO OF YOU ON STAGE WITH BONO AT A U2 CONCERT WEARING A PURPLE
BOA. AND I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOUR VERSION OF THE STORY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> MY VERSION OF THE STORY IS VERY SIMPLE.
BONO ASKED US, "HEY GUYS, WE WERE PLAYING IN BARCELONA AND WE WERE BRINGING, LIKE, TEN
PEOPLE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET ON STAGE?
AND I SAID, "YES." SHE SAID, "NO," AT THE SAME TIME
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I SAID TO BONO, "BONO, THE ONLY THING THAT I WANTED TO
TELL YOU IS THAT IF I GET THEM ON STAGE, SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT, MAY NOT LIKE THAT.
MAY GO LIKE, "HEY, WHAT'S SOME GUY DOING THERE? HE SAYS, "OKAY, DO WHATEVER YOU
HAVE TO DO." SO I PUT A HAT ON. I PUT ON A PURPLE BOA.
I DO MY MOST EROTIC MOVEMENTS AS I COULD IMAGINE [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE THE SONG WAS "MYSTERIOUS WAYS." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN, OF COURSE, THE SONG FINISHES AND THEN I TOOK THE HAT OFF AND THE WHOLE STADIUM
WAS LIKE, "BOO!" [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I SAID, "I TOLD YOU,
MY FRIEND. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I ACTUALLY KNOW PEOPLE LOVED
IT BECAUSE IT WENT VIRAL. EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT.
WE ACTUALLY HAVE A VIDEO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT JAVIER BARDEM AND BONO
LOOK AT THIS
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW AWESOME IS THIS GUY? >> LOOK AT THAT.
* IT'S ALL RIGH IT'S ALL RIGHT IT'S ALL RIGHT
SHE MOVES IN * * MYSTERIOUS WAYS * >> Jimmy: YES!
[ APPLAUSE ] PEOPLE WERE HOLDING -- THAT MEANS NUMBER ONE
THAT'S THE FINGER YOU WANT I SAW PEOPLE WERE GOING LIKE THAT
THAT'S A GOOD THING. [ LAUGHTER ] WE ALSO TALKED ABOUT YOU GUYS
WENT TO A FEW PARTIES AT PRINCE'S HOUSE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND I -- WE LOVE PRINCE HERE AND ALWAYS LOVED HEARING PRINCE STORIES
BUT HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THE -- DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST PARTY YOU WENT TO AT HIS HOUSE
>> YEAH. WELL, IT WAS THE NIGHT I WON THE OSCAR.
IT WAS 2008. AND THEN I WENT TO HIS HOUSE BECAUSE PRINCE WAS A GOOD
FRIEND OF HER -- HIM AND THEN I SAID, "IT'S JAVIER BARDEM PLUS 17.
BECAUSE I BROUGHT 17 PEOPLE WITH ME TO THE OSCARS. WHICH I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IN
THE WORLD TODAY COULD FIT 10 -- 17 PEOPLE IN THE THEATER SO WE WENT ON THEN
IF HE WAS SO JEALOUS -- LIKE, HE LED ALL THE 7 -- ALL THE 18 TO COMING TO THE PARTY.
>> Jimmy: WOW! >> WHAT A SWEETHEART >> Jimmy: BUT YOU ALSO, THERE'S
A STORY I HEARD THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE REASONS WHY HE WAS LATE TO ONE OF HIS CONCERTS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. THAT WASN'T LONG DONE.
AGAIN, BUT PENELOPE KNEW HIM VERY WELL. HE INVITED US.
PENEOPE, JORDI MOLLA WHICH IS A FRIEND OF OURS, ANOTHER ACTOR, TO HAVE DINNER BEFORE
THE SHOW AND THEN WE WERE HAVING DINNER AND WE TOOK DESSERT AND WE WERE
HAVING A DRINK, TWO DRINKS AND WE WERE LIKE, "NOBODY'S COMING HERE TO PICK US UP.
SO I STEP OUT OF THE ROOM AND I SAID, "HEY, WE ARE HERE. "AH, ARE YOU FINISHED?
"YES." THEN PRINCE CAME AND SAID, "ARE YOU DONE?"
"YES." SO HE TOLD US TO GO TO THE SEATS.
WE WERE ACCOMPANIED TO OUR SEATS. AND THEN THE SHOW STARTED.
AND THEN THE SHOW STARTED AND WE WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. THEY'VE BEEN WAITING AN HOUR
FOR US TO FINSISH THE DINNER!" SO THAT'S MY HOLLYWOOD STAR STORY.
>> Jimmy: WOW! >> I MADE PEOPLE WAIT FOR AN HOUR
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY ARE -- >> I'M SORRY >> Jimmy: YOU --
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S REALLY -- SUCCESS HAS REALLY GONE TO YOUR HEAD
OH, MY GOSH. YEAH THAT'S HILARIOUS THAT HE SAID
WE -- >> I DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR TO GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH I WAS AT -- WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
ONCE, I WAS AT A CONCERT WITH BILLY JOEL AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
I WENT BACK TO SAY "HI" TO BILLY WITH MY MOM AND DAD BEFORE THE SHOW.
AND WE WERE TALKING TO BILLY AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S, AGAIN, A SUPER NICE GUY
AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT DOO-WOP. AND I GO, "YEAH, I LOVE
DOO-WOP. MY DAD USED TO SING IN THE STREETS.
AND BILLY WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH? WHAT'D YOU SING? WE JUST STARTED SINGING
LIKE -- * AS WE STROLL * WE JUST STARTED DO --
HARMONIZING. WE MUST HAVE SANG TEN SONGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN -- OR SO WE WERE LIKE, FIVE -- AT LEAST FIVE SONGS. AND THEN WE'RE LIKE, "DUDE,
IT'S, LIKE, 9:00 P.M." [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS GOING ON
IT'S THE ONLY TIME I'VE THINK HE'S EVER BEEN LATE. SO I'M LIKE, "SO AGAIN, I'M
SORRY TO EVERYONE OUT THERE. THAT WAS MY FAULT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH BUT I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT. >> IT'S JUST THE PASSION
>> Jimmy: IT'S JUST PASSION. YEAH, THAT'S ALL IT IS I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THIS
BECAUSE I'VE SEEN ALL OF YOUR MOVIES AND -- >> I'M SORRY FOR YOU
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I'M SO LUCKY BUT A LOT OF THEM I WOULD SAY
ARE NOT KID FRIENDLY MOST OF THEM BUT YOU HAVE KIDS.
AND I GO, "WELL, NOW IT'S TIME TO START DOING SOME THINGS YOUR KIDS CAN SEE."
YOU'RE IN THE LIVE REMAKE, THE LIVE ADAPTATION OF "THE LITTLE MERMAID.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ABSOLUETLY. AND HERE'S THE BREAKING NEWS
I'M PLAYING ARIEL. [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WOW!
OH, MY GOSH! [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHERE'S THE CHEERS.
I DIDN'T HEAR THE CHEERS >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ARIEL. BUT THIS IS -- >> DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY.
THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN >> Jimmy: NO, BUT -- >> THAT WILL BE A HORRIBLE
NIGHTMARE FOR THE KIDS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THE THING IS, ONCE I
HEARD ABOUT THE STORY THAT ROB MARSHALL, WHICH IS A PERSON THAT I ADORE AND I PROFOUNDLY
DEEP LOVE AS A PERSON, AS A DIRECTOR >> Jimmy: OH, ROB MARSHALL,
AMAZING DIRECTOR >> WHEN I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO THE MOVIE, I TEXTED HIM AND
SAID, "LISTEN, I'M SURE YOU HAVE ALREADY THE CAST OF KING TRITON, BUT IF THERE IS
ROOM FOR A TRITON WITH AN ACCENT, I'M HERE." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE SAID, "THAT'S FUNNY I'M IN THE GROCERY STORE WITH JOHN AND WE ARE GOING TO TEXT
YOU IF YOU WERE EVER INTERESTED." IT WAS RIGHT IN THE MOMENT, I'M
LIKE, AT THE TIME, MY 6-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, I SAID, "I MAY BE IN THE -- IN 'THE LITTLE
MERMAID.'" AND SHE WAS, LIKE, ALMOST CRYING
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] AND I SAID, I'M NOT PLAYING ARIEL, LUNA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. >> AND SHE SAID, "NO, YOU'RE
PLAYING TRITON, RIGHT? BUT YES. SHE WAS SO TAKEN BY IT THAT I
FORGOT -- OF COURSE, THAT'S THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO FOR A MOVIE, FOR YOUR DAUGHTER
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I KNOW YOU -- YOU JUST RECENTLY GOT --
YOUR SON IS A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER >> YES
>> Jimmy: HE'S TEN >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU GOT TO TAKE
HIM TO SEE A MOVIE WITH YOU IN IT YOU TOOK HIM TO SEE "DUNE.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE IN THAT AND TO WATCH YOUR KID WATCH
YOU, WHAT -- I MEAN, THAT'S SO -- >> IT WAS -- IT WAS THE FIRST
TIME I BROUGHT A KID, MY KID TO SEE A MOVIE OF MINE. THANK GOD THE THEATER WAS
PACKED THAT WAS BEFORE THE, YOU KNOW, OMICRON HIT SO HARD IN
EVERYWHERE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO WE HAD A POPCORN
WE HAD A SODA. AND THEN HE WAS LIKE, "DAD, YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOVIE.
I SAID, "HOLD ON, HOLD ON. WAIT, WAIT." [ LAUGHTER ]
I SAW HIM DO THAT, THOUGH. >> Jimmy: BUT, OF COURSE HE'S A KID
>> AND THEN HE LOVED THE MOVIE, BUT HE'S LIKE, " WHERE ARE YOU, DAD?
I SAID, "SHH." PEOPLE SHOULDN'T NEED -- NO, SHOULDN'T KNOW THAT I'M HERE
BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT, THEY CAN SCREAM AT ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
SO WE WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE AND FINALLY, I SHOW UP AND HE GAVE A "WOW, LOVED IT.
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME. AND I WAS SO DEEPLY HONORED AND PROUD OF WHAT I DO
>> Jimmy: PROUD PAPA, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE MOMENT RIGHT THERE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ACCLAIMED NEW FILM, "BEING THE RICARDOS," THAT YOU STAR IN
WITH NICOLE KIDMAN WHEN WE COME BACK MORE WITH JAVIER BARDEM.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE TALKING TO THE ONE AND
ONLY, JAVIER BARDEM, WHO STARS IN "BEING THE RICARDOS." I WANT TO GET INTO THAT.
I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS THE -- "BEING THE RICARDOS."
BUT, BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT THAT, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS, BECAUSE YOU ALSO STAR IN A NEW
MOVIE FROM SPAIN CALLED "THE GOOD BOSS. >> YES
>> Jimmy: WHICH RECEIVED, I WANT TO SAY, A RECORD BREAKING 20 NOMINATIONS FOR SPAIN'S
EQUIVALENT OF THE OSCARS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IT'S SPAIN'S ENTRY FOR THE
INTERNATIONAL FILM OSCAR CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I'M -- I'M VERY HAPPY TO -- REPRESENTING MY COUNTRY WITH
THIS AMAZING -- THIS AMAZING DUTY LET'S SEE WHERE IT GETS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT "BEING THE RICARDOS," I'M
WATCHING THIS, BECAUSE I'M A A FAN, OBVIOUSLY, OF LUCILLE BALL, "I LOVE LUCY."
AND I GO, "OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SEE, YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY, NICOLE NAILS --" I DON'T KNOW
IF SHE'S GONNA DO AN IMPRESSION OR WHAT. SHE DIDN'T
SHE JUST IS LUCILLE. SHE'S AMAZING. IT'S NOT AN IMPRESSION
IT'S JUST AMAZING ACTING AND THEN YOU COME IN AND KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK AS
DESI ARNAZ >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M -- I'VE SEEN
EVERY EPISODE. I KNOW THE WAY HE ACTS, THE WAY HE TALKS, THE WAY HE SINGS
I MEAN, DID YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY CONGAS AND GUITAR AND SING
AND -- >> NO, OF COURSE NOT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING
BUT I -- I LIED. AND I SAID TO THE DIRECTOR I KNEW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AS EVERY ACTOR SHOULD DO
WE FIRST LIE, GET THE CONTRACT, GET -- GET US SIGNED AND ONCE WE ARE SIGNED, THEN WE
COPE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
>> Jimmy: I MEAN -- >> THE GOOD THING IS THAT AARON THROUGH ZOOM, HE KNEW EXACTLY
THAT I WAS LYING WHEN HE ASKED ME, "DO YOU SING?" "OF COURSE."
"DO YOU PLAY GUITAR? "OH, MY GOD, I WAS BORN WITH A A GUITAR."
[ LAUGHTER ] "DO YOU PLAY CONGAS? "CONGAS?
I GOT ONE HERE DO YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?" [ LAUGHTER ]
"DO YOU DANCE? "JESUS, STOP ME. I CAN'T -- I CAN'T STOP DANCING
ALL DAY LONG." [ LAUGHTER ] "DO YOU SPEAK WITH A CUBAN
ACCENT?" "EVERY TIME. >> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY
CONVINCING >> "YOU SPEAK WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT?"
"OH, YEAH. I SPEAK ENGLISH PERFECTLY. AND THEN HIS GLASSES WERE
LIKE -- LIKE, STEAMING UP. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY AARON'S?
>> LIKE, THE STEAM WAS GOING OUT AND SAYING, "JESUS, HE'S SUCH A LIAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT SHE WAS SO NICE TO REALLY GO WITH A LIE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND GIVE ME A CHANCE. >> Jimmy: IT TURNED OUT SO
GREAT. WHAT A GOOD GAMBLE ON A LIE. AND, MAN, YOU WERE JUST SO
CONVINCING AND IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS -- IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S -- I DON'T KNOW
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE "BEING THE RICARDOS"? >> IT'S THE STORY ABOUT TWO
GREAT GENIUSES OF COMEDY GENIUS THAT REALLY CREATED A A DIFFERENT WORLD AND SHAPED
THE WORLD OF COMEDY AND TV COMEDY, TV PROGRAMS, COMEDY PROGRAMS AS WE KNOW TODAY.
AND ALSO, THE LOVE STORY BETWEEN A WOMAN AND A MAN AND HOW MUCH THEY HAVE TO COPE WITH
ONE ANOTHER AND TRUST EACH OTHER AND REALLY TRY TO MAKE IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> TO MAKE IT THROUGH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT HERE'S JAVIER BARDEM AS
DESI ARNAZ IN "BEING THE RICARDOS." TAKE A LOOK.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES!
THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT YES! JAVIER BARDEM, EVERYBODY
"BEING THE RICARDOS" IS IN THEATERS AND ON PRIME VIDEO. DAVEED DIGGS JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
THANK YOU, JAVIER! THANK YOU, THANK YOU >> THANK YOU, JIMMY!
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU -- * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A TONY AND GRAMMY-WINNING PERFORMER WHO STARS IN THE TNT SHOW, "SNOWPIERCER."
SEASON THREE PREMIERES JANUARY 24th AT 9 P.M. PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL,
DAVEED DIGGS
*
>> Jimmy: DAVEED, GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD
>> WHAT UP >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS SHOW UP YOU ALWAYS LOOK FANTASTIC.
>> IT'S ALWAYS FOR YOU, MAN. WE KNOW. WE COMING ON JIMMY'S SHOW, WE
GONE SHOW OUT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT YEAH
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR DOING THE ZOOM INTERVIEWS TOO, AS
WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR US >> I LOVED IT.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY, ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, MONDAY -- NEXT MONDAY, YOU HAVE THE NEW SEASON
OF "SNOWPIERCER" PREMIERES RIGHT? >> THAT'S TRUE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DAY >> TRUE.
>> Jimmy: "SNOWPIERCER" PREMIERES NEXT MONDAY. BUT IT'S ALSO YOUR 40th
BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY >> THANK YOU
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I KNOW IT'S ODD TO MAKE PLANS. >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, WE'RE IN PRE-PRODUCTION FOR "BLINDSPOTTING" SEASON TWO WHICH IS A SHOW THAT I WRITE ON
STARZ. ANY "BLINDSPOTTING" PEOPLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT >> YEAH, SO WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE UP SCOUTING IN THE
BAY, WHICH IS GREAT FOR ME I GET TO BE HOME AND SEE MY FAMILY
YEAH, SO THAT WILL BE NICE I DON'T KNOW I'M TRYING TO SNEAK MY WAY INTO
A WARRIORS GAME, BUT WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> I'M FROM OAKLAND,
CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: AH, OAKLAND. >> THE SHOW IS SET IN OAKLAND,
SO WE'RE SCOUTING LOCATIONS UP THERE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW -- THIS IS FOR
YOUR 39th BIRTHDAY YOU HAD A CAKE AND -- YOUR FRIENDS GOT -- I JUST DON'T
REMEMBER -- WHAT IS THIS PHOTO FROM, BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER THIS PHOTOSHOOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. >> YES
DID SOME DIGGING THAT'S -- I BELIEVE THAT IS FROM A SHORT FILM THAT I DID
NOT LONG AFTER COLLEGE I BELIEVE IT IS CALLED - >> Jimmy: I BELIEVE -- IT'S SO
FUNNY. >> I BELIEVE IT IS CALLED "ROCK HARD, THE RISE AND FALL OF
SEXUAL DETERGENT." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M PLAYING AN I.T. GUY
TURNED ROCK STAR >> Jimmy: WOW. YEAH
>> WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH MY LIFE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS AND WHO WAS --
>> THAT IS MY FRIEND -- YEAH, RAFAEL CASAL ONE OF MY BIG CO-CONSPIRATORS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> YEAH. AND OUR FRIEND, KIM.
HER SISTER HAS A BAKERY, AND THEY MAKE INCREDIBLE CAKES AND THAT SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE
>> Jimmy: WELL, GIVE A QUICK SHOUT OUT. DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE
CAKE SHOP? >> YES, SWEET NOTHINGS SWEET NOTHINGS CAKE SHOP
>> Jimmy: SWEET NOTHINGS CAKE SHOP SHOUT OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> GO GET YOUR CAKES >> Jimmy: GO GET SOME CAKE
THEY PUT YOUR PICTURE ON A A CAKE >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE GOOD
FRIENDS. YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE A FEW YEARS AGO, I THINK WE TALKED ABOUT
THIS BUT RECENTLY, "ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST" DID A WHOLE SPREAD AND
PHOTOSHOOT OF YOUR HOME. BEAUTIFUL. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU SAID THAT YOU ONLY TAKE CREDIT FOR ONE THING ONLY
>> YEAH -- YEAH, THE WALLPAPER IN OUR DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM IS MY CHOICE.
EMMY RAVER-LAMPMAN MADE ALL THE REST OF THE CHOICES. SHE'S A GENIUS
I MADE THIS ONE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, CAN WE JUST -- THIS IS A WIDE SHOT.
THIS IS A WIDE SHOT OF THE WALLPAPER. >> IT'S A VERY BAY AREA
SPECIFIC WALLPAPER IT'S ALL -- IT'S ALL, LIKE, PARTICULAR OAKLAND OR EAST BAY
LANDMARKS, REALLY. SO, YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, E-40'S ON THERE.
MAC DRE IS ON THERE. HUMPTY IS ON THERE THE BAY BRIDGE IS ON THERE
JOE MONTANA IS ON THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT ALSO HAS LOCAL NEWS
ANCHOR, DENNIS RICHMOND, IS ON THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHICH IS LIKE A REAL -- YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY MUCH MY AGE, AND FROM THE BAY, TO KNOW WHO
KTVU NEWS ANCHOR DENNIS RICHMOND IS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A REAL DEEP CUT >> Jimmy: THIS IS DENNIS RICHMOND, I DON'T KNOW
WHO -- I DON'T KNOW. BUT HE - >> YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE'S ON MY BATHROOM WALL >> Jimmy: THAT IS ON YOUR
BATHROOM WALL. >> YEAH. AND WE MAY BE RELATED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? LOOK AT HIM.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A STUD, YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO BE LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT? I WANT TO ASK HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING WITH CLIPPING TOO.
>> GOOD. YEAH, WE'RE GOOD WE'RE RECORDING NEW MUSIC,
WHICH IS EXCITING. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE? >> IT'S SUPER WEIRD TO, LIKE,
RECORD REMOTELY DURING ALL THE -- YOU KNOW, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS SCARY AND STUFF
SO, IT'S BEEN NICE WE ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOT TO GET TOGETHER IN A STUDIO, AND START
MAKING SOME NEW STUFF. SO, THAT'S BEEN -- THAT'S BEEN GREAT.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT AND I'VE GOT TO SAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DO -- YOU DO SO
MANY THINGS, BUT IT'S ALL QUALITY. IT'S ALL WELL-DONE, BUDDY.
SO CONGRATS ON THAT. >> A MAN OF YOUR DISCERNING TASTE.
>> Jimmy: I DO ALWAYS IS. SO, YEAH
BEST TO THE GANG, CLIPPING "SNOWPIERCER." THIS NEXT -- SEASON THREE?
>> YEAH, SEASON THREE IS COMING OUT. WE'RE SHOOTING SEASON FOUR --
LIKE, WE START SHOOTING SEASON FOUR SOON. THIS IS -- DO Y'ALL WATCH IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SNOWPIERCER" IS GOOD
IT IS FANTASTIC. >> IT'S A LITTLE SCARY FOR ME. I CAN'T, I CAN'T
BUT, YEAH, NO, IT'S BEEN A WILD RIDE, YOU KNOW THAT WAS MY FIRST -- IT WAS
REALLY LIKE MY FIRST TV CONTRACT I SIGNED. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, TV? WHAT'S THAT? AND NOW WE'RE LIKE, THREE
SEASONS LATER. >> Jimmy: REALLY BECAUSE YOU DID "HAMILTON --"
>> DID "HAMILTON," AND PRETTY SOON AFTER THAT, LIKE, I WAS -- LIKE, I THINK IT WAS MAYBE THE
FIRST THING I AUDITIONED FOR AFTER "HAMILTON. AND THEN, LIKE -
>> Jimmy: I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE, BUT EVERY EPISODE IT'S A MOVIE.
YOU'RE MAKING, LIKE, TINY MOVIES I MEAN, ACTUALLY GIANT MOVIES.
HOUR-LONG MOVIES >> IT IS, LIKE, REALLY INTENSE AND ACTION PACKED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS SEASON? >> OH, MAN
THE -- I MEAN, IF YOU REMEMBER LAST SEASON WE, YOU KNOW, WILFORD'S BACK, AND WE
SEPARATED THE TRAINS AND NOW, LIKE, I'M ON A PIRATE TRAIN.
AND IT'S, LIKE, HOT INSTEAD OF COLD IT'S A WHOLE THING
LOOK, IT'S A BIG - >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG SHOW. >> IT'S A BIG THING.
A LOT HAPPENS, ALL THE TIME. WE'RE ALWAYS THROWING AXES AND FIGHTING DEATH
>> Jimmy: YEAH JENNIFER CONNELLY. >> JENNIFER CONNELLEY.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S FANTASTIC. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S DAVEED DIGGS IN
"SNOWPIERCER." TAKE A LOOK.
>> I'M GOING OUT THERE >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. I'M GOING.
>> NEITHER OF YOU ARE GOING ANYWHERE >> WE CAN'T STAY HERE.
BEN. BEN, DO YOU COPY >> WE ARE NOT LEAVING HIM.
>> LAYTON, IF WE DON'T GET ROLLING RIGHT NOW, WE WILL MELT DOWN
>> HOW LONG DO YOU NEED? >> EIGHT MINUTES TO GET UP TO SPEED, 10 TO 12 MINUTES TO RUN
A DISCHARGE SEQUENCE >> GREAT, GO >> WHOA, WHOA, AND LEAVE YOU
OUTSIDE? >> THE BREACH SUITS HAVE 30 MINUTES
YOU GO, YOU COME BACK FOR ME >> WE'RE STAYING HERE. >> YEAH, LIKE HELL I AM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DAVEED DIGGS SEASON THREE OF "SNOWPIERCER"
PREMIERES NEXT MONDAY, JANUARY 24th, 9:00 P.M. ON TNT AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM
ROBERT GLASPER COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "IN TUNE" AND "BLACK SUPERHERO" FROM HIS
NEW ALBUM "BLACK RADIO III," PLEASE WELCOME ROBERT GLASPER AND SPECIAL GUEST RAPSODY, BJ
THE CHICAGO KID, AMIR SULAIMAN & DJ JAZZY JEFF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
* * WE DON'T PLAY MUSIC WE PRAY MUSI
DON'T YOU SE THE KICK DRUM * * THE THUMP AS THE HEAR
THE CRASHING CYMBALS AS SYMBOLS OF SHIELDS *
* NO CAPTAIN AMERIC NO CAP IN AMERIC IF YOU'RE BLAC
IN A FINGER SNAP * * FADE TO BLACK IN AMERIC SO WE DON'T PLAY MUSIC
WE PRAY MUSI THOSE SAME NOOSES * * HANG USELES
RAISE THE DEAD LIK JESUS DI WE DON'T PLAY MUSIC *
* WE PRAY MUSIC VIVID LUCID DREAMS LET LOOSE IN THE
PURE HEARTS WITH * * DIVINE ACOUSTIC WE LAY BLUEPRINT
AT THE BLUE NOTE WE COME FROM A * * PEOPLE TRANSMUTED
TRANSFORMED BY SON UNTIL THE MUSICIAN ARE TRANSLUCENT *
* AND YOU SEE THROUGH THI AND BEAR WITNESS TO THE ONENESS
THAT FROM NOTHINGNESS * * BROUGHT FORTH ALL OF EXISTENCE
SO WE DON'T PLAY MUSIC LA-HE LA-HALO * * LOW
WE DON'T PLAY MUSI SO DON'T PLAY WITH US * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * YEA EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD
EVERY CITY EVERY GHETT YEAH * * NEED A BLACK SUPERHER
YEAH YEA EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD EVERY CITY EVERY GHETTO *
* GHETTO GHETTO GHETT NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO OUR OWN KIND TOO
NIP FROM US * * MONEY STILL REA IN GOD WE TRUS
AND TRUTHFULLY WE ENVY SO TELL ME WHY WE ENVIOUS * * AND WHY OUR OWN KIN
ENVY U POP SAID IT'S HARD BUT WE GOTTA KEEP *
* OUR HEAD UP KEEP GOIN' EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW WE FED U
IT'S HELLA TENSION * * CAUSE WE AIN'T CAREFU WHERE WE ALL PAY ATTENTION
I NEED ALL MY REAL SOLDIERS ON THE FRONT LINE * * FIGHTING FOR THE RIGH
THING JUST ONE TIM SO UNSTOPPABLE TOGETHE AT THE SAME TIME *
* WITH THE SAME MIN SAID WE'RE BORN TO B HIGH AND ALWAYS ABOV
WHAT'S BENEATH US * * SO EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD EVERY CITY EVERY GHETT
YEAH YEAH YEAH WE NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO * * YEA
WHOA EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD EVERY CITY EVERY GHETTO *
* MAKE SOME NOISE FOR RHAPSODY Y'ALL NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO
SUPER WOMAN I'M THAT * * BLACK WIDOW I'M THA MILES MORALES THIS I
WHAT MORALE IS WHEN YOU BLACK * * SUPERHEROES TO THE BABY'S
THAT CRY FOR THEY DA WHEN THEY BROKE NO CAS MADE THEIR MONEY STRETCH *
* INCREDIBLY LONG A STACK TO ALL THE BLACK PANTHER FACING COURT LIKE SHAQ
TO THE HOMIES THAT MADE IT * * WITH FLAIR AND FLAS GAVE BACK TO THE HOO
NIPPING DOG THEY PASSED ON ENRICHMENT * * D'ANGELO ENRICHMENT
SUPER BLACK UH DON'T YOU CROSS THEM MLK AND MALCOLM *
* SUITED CHECK THE OUTFIT EVEN IN THE OUTSKIRT WE DON'T TRUST THIS COUNTR
SWING LIKE A BATMAN * * BLACK JACKIE ROBINSON BIRD IT'S A PLAN
IT'S A RIMMED OUT CADILLAC ALL MY SUPERHEROES BLACK * * LIKE THAT
YEAH ALL MY SUPER COME ON *
* EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOO EVERY CITY EVERY GHETT PUT THEM HANDS UP ONE TIME
YEAH * * WE NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO YEAH
EVERY BLOCK EVERY HOOD * * EVERY CITY EVERY GHETTO
GHETTO YEAH NEED A BLACK SUPERHERO *
* * HERO HERO HER YEAH
SUPERHERO *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ROBERT GLASPER
YOU DON'T MESS AROUND. YOU DON'T MESS AROUND. "BLACK RADIO III" IS OUT
FEBRUARY 25th. MY THANKS TO JAVIER BARDEM, DAVEED DIGGS, ROBERT GLASPER,
RHAPSODY, BJ THE CHICAGO KID, AMIR SULAIMAN, DJ JAZZY JEFF THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE