1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,579 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:17,517 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,888 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JOHN GOODMAN 4 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:26,693 CECILY STRONG, MUSICAL GUEST JORDAN DAVIS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:34,834 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1584 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:39,105 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:47,247 * 8 00:00:47,247 --> 00:01:01,227 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 9 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:05,598 TALKING ABOUT. HOT CROWD. THAT IS A HOT CROWD RIGHT 10 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:09,069 THERE. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 11 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:17,077 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, LET'S KICK THINGS 12 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,580 OFF WITH SOME GOOD NEWS. ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, FACE MASKS ACTUALLY MAKE PEOPLE LOOK 13 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:26,086 MORE ATTRACTIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] SO WHEN I SAY THIS IS A HOT 14 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,788 CROWD, I REALLY MEAN IT. [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN THIS IS A HOT CROWD 15 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:32,325 THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE WITH A A MASK, AND YOU GET THE BONUS 16 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:36,763 OF DOING A SEXY LITTLE STRIPTEASE ON YOUR FACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:43,203 * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON. 18 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,105 TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED A $27 BILLION PROGRAM TO REPAIR AND REPLACE BRIDGES ACROSS THE 19 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:51,511 COUNTRY. SO IF YOUR CITY IS CELEBRATING RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY 20 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:56,883 AND TERRIFIED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN BIDEN'S STAFF FOUND HIM 21 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:58,651 LOOKING AT PICTURES OF BRIDGES THEY WERE LIKE, DON'T DO IT, SIR, YOU CAN'T TRUST THE POLL 22 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:04,624 NUMBERS. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS 23 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,393 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SAID THAT THEY MIGHT NOT LET THEIR NOMINEES TAKE PART IN FUTURE 24 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:12,599 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES INSTEAD, THEY WANT CANDIDATES TO KNOCK EACH OTHER OFF GIANT 25 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:18,071 RUBBER BALLS LIKE THE GAME SHOW "WIPEOUT." [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,607 THAT WOULD BE TOO BAD, IF WE GET TO SCRAP THE DEBATES I'LL MISS WATCHING 90 MINUTES 27 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,709 OF CHRIS WALLACE SAYING, "GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, 28 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:27,247 GENTLEMEN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, IT'S A SHAME. 29 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,582 I MEAN, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO GET HIGH LEVEL POLITICAL DISCOURSE LIKE THIS? 30 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:29,616 TO GET HIGH LEVEL POLITICAL DISCOURSE LIKE THIS? 31 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:33,286 >> NUMBER ONE. >> CHRIS, WAIT 32 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:37,757 >> NUMBER TWO. >> CHRIS >> NUMBER THREE. 33 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:41,261 >> THEY SAID IT WOULD TAKE -- NO, YOU WERE ON NUMBER TWO >> NO. 34 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,363 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LISTEN TO THIS APPARENTLY WALGREENS AND CVS 35 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,965 ARE SHUTTING DOWN SOME OF THEIR PHARMACIES ON WEEKENDS DUE TO STAFFING SHORTAGES 36 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,669 YEAH, IT'S NOT GOOD. NOW WHEN YOU GO TO CVS, THERE'S A SELF-BOOSTER STATION 37 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:53,940 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST A NEEDLE STICKING OUT OF THE BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE. 38 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:57,644 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU PUT YOUR ARMS IN -- PUT YOUR ARMS IN TWO SLEEVES NOW 39 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,379 YOU CAN TELL CVS VALUES THE PHARMACISTS THEY DO HAVE, BECAUSE THEY KEEP THEM LOCKED 40 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:08,154 IN THE SAME PLASTIC CASE AS THE RAZOR BLADES AND SUDAFED [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,123 HEY, THE NFL PLAYOFFS START TOMORROW, AND I HEARD THAT THE BILLS/PATRIOTS GAME IN BUFFALO 42 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:17,764 COULD BE ONE OF THE COLDEST PLAYOFF GAMES EVER WITH A WIND CHILL OF MINUS 15 DEGREES. 43 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,900 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] YOU'LL KNOW IT IS COLD WHEN THE PLAYERS HUDDLE UP AND JUST STAY 44 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:25,405 THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, ESPN HOST AND FORMER 45 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,273 NFL LINEBACKER BART SCOTT SAID THE BEST THING FOR PLAYERS TO DO BEFORE A COLD WEATHER 46 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:33,513 GAME - THIS IS REAL -- IS TO TAKE VIAGRA TO GET THEIR -- 47 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:40,086 [ LAUGHTER ] TO GET THEIR BLOOD PUMPING [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,788 IF YOU GO INTO THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER THE GAME, IT LOOKS LIKE THE WAND SHOP FROM 49 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:45,525 HARRY POTTER JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:53,500 * >> Steve: ABRACADABRA. [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,368 >> Jimmy: BUT REMEMBER, IF THE GAME LASTS FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR 52 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:58,538 DOCTOR ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:02,375 BUT THIS IS -- THANK YOU BUT THIS IS TRUE THE WIND CHILL IN BUFFALO COULD 54 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,779 BE MINUS 15. IT'S GOING TO BE FREEZING. CHECK OUT THE SIGNS THAT FANS 55 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,148 ARE BRINGING TO THE GAME THIS FIRST ONE SAYS, "WAIT, THIS IS ALSO ON TV 56 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:12,185 WHAT THE F AM I DOING HERE?" [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT ONE SAYS, "TEMPERATURE 57 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:18,324 MINUS 15 DEGREES ME, PLUS 15 BEERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,293 AND FINALLY THIS ONE SAYS, "IF YOU DUMP GATORADE ON THE COACH HE WILL DIE. 59 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:27,500 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THOSE. WELL, EVERYONE IS REALLY 60 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:31,438 EXCITED ABOUT THIS TODAY THE FIFTH "SCREAM" MOVIE HIT THEATERS 61 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,139 YUP, THE FRANCHISE FEATURES THE MOST TERRIFYING VILLAIN, SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS CALLS 62 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:41,081 INSTEAD OF JUST TEXTING. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ THAT DUE TO 63 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:45,552 A SHORTAGE OF PLAYSTATION 5s, SONY IS JUST GOING TO JUST MAKE MORE PLAYSTATION 4s. 64 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:52,158 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LIKE THE GUY AT SUBWAY SAYING, "WE RAN OUT OF NEW HAM 65 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:57,330 SO I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU OLD HAM. [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:02,168 BUT IF YOU HAVE KIDS, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. YOU PUT THE PS4 IN A PS3 BOX 67 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,570 THAT WAY THEY WILL BE DISAPPOINTED, BUT ALSO HAPPILY SURPRISED. 68 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:08,341 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A TORTOISE THAT LIVES ON A BRITISH ISLAND HAS 69 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:14,381 BEEN DECLARED THE OLDEST EVER AT 190 YEARS OLD [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 70 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,949 THE TORTOISE IS SO OLD, HE TAKES VIAGRA JUST TO GET HIS NECK OUT OF HIS SHELL. 71 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,451 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 72 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:19,052 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 73 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:20,854 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:37,070 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:40,674 >> Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT SHOW. HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYBODY. WHAT A GREAT SHOW WE HAVE FOR 76 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,243 YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES," WHICH AIRS ON 77 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:47,080 SUNDAYS ON HBO IT'S SO FUNNY. HE IS A LEGEND 78 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,582 JOHN GOODMAN IS HERE >> Steve: AH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 79 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,652 >> Jimmy: I LOVE JOHN GOODMAN. >> Steve: I LOVE JOHN GOODMAN. >> Jimmy: "THE CONNORS," 80 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:57,457 EVERYTHING PLUS, YOU KNOW HER FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 81 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:59,225 RIGHT NOW SHE IS MAKING HER NEW YORK STAGE DEBUT IN THE PLAY "THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF 82 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:04,464 INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE." CECILY STRONG IS JOINING US. 83 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:08,068 >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CECILY 84 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:12,439 >> Steve: BRILLIANT. >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE GOOD MUSIC? >> Steve: I LOVE GOOD MUSIC. 85 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:16,042 >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE GOOD MUSIC? WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC. JORDAN DAVIS IS HERE TONIGHT 86 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:24,250 "BUY DIRT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JORDAN DAVIS, FANTASTIC. 87 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,520 LATER IN THE SHOW WE HAVE ALSO A BRAND-NEW THANK YOU NOTES. >> Steve: OH 88 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,856 >> Jimmy: IN THE SHOW, YEAH. GUYS, RIGHT NOW, OF COURSE, IT IS FRIDAY. 89 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:32,559 IT'S TIME TO COUNT DOWN THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS 90 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:36,196 >> Steve: OH GREAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO NUMBER THREE, WE HAVE "HEAT 91 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:40,867 WAVES" BY GLASS ANIMALS. THAT'S A GREAT SONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 92 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:44,237 AT NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE "STAY" BY THE KID LAROI AND JUSTIN BIEBER. 93 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:49,476 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: AND HOLDING STEADY AT 94 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,478 NUMBER ONE IT IS "EASY ON ME" BY ADELE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 95 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:57,684 THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS. >> Steve: THAT'S THE TOP OF THE CHARTS 96 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,886 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOW IT IS TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE SONGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS 97 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,489 >> Steve: OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 98 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:07,527 FIRST UP AT NUMBER 96. WE HAVE THE "CHA CHA SLIDE: COVID EDITION. 99 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:12,565 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS BY DJ SELF-TEST. >> Steve: DJ SELF-TEST 100 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:17,137 >> Jimmy: 96 I GUESS IT'S THE NEW VERSION OF THE SONG "CHA CHA SLIDE" EXCEPT 101 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:21,307 THIS TIME THE LYRICS ARE ACTUALLY JUST INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE A COVID SELF-TEST 102 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:25,245 >> Steve: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK IT OUT 103 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:28,748 * * LET'S TEST IT OUT TAKE A SWA 104 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:34,320 STICK IT UP THERE Y'AL LEFT NOSTRIL NOW * * FIVE TWISTS THIS TIME 105 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:38,892 RIGHT NOSTRIL NO GO UP REAL DEE TAKE IT OUT * 106 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:43,930 * PUT IT IN THE TUB FREEZE EVERYBODY WAIT 15 * 107 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:50,270 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANYWAYS, YEAH. 108 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,339 >> Steve: WOW. 96 >> Jimmy: YEAH 109 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:56,876 COMING IN AT 97th. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT "MEME" BY 110 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,579 NICKELBACK APPARENTLY - [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:03,016 >> Steve: "MEME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, APPARENTLY THE BAND RELEASED A NEW VERSION OF 112 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,685 THEIR SONG "PHOTOGRAPH," BUT THEY WANTED TO UPDATE IT >> Steve: OH, I SEE. 113 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,754 >> Jimmy: TO CONNECT TO A YOUNGER AUDIENCE >> Steve: SO THEY CALL IT 114 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:10,390 "MEME. >> Jimmy: MADE IT ABOUT MEMES. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO IT. 115 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:15,628 * * LOOK AT THIS AWESOME MEME MAKES ME LAUGH UNTIL 116 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:21,434 I FREAKING SCREA IT'S A STILL FROM THE SHOW * * SPONGEBOB 117 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:26,039 IT SAYS THAT FEELING WHE YOU'RE AT YOUR JOB * * 118 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:30,176 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT SONG. GREAT SONG 119 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,846 GREAT MEME >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: UP NEXT AT NUMBER 98 120 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:40,220 IS "EASY ON ME" BY TAZ >> Steve: TAZ? >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY IT'S 121 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:43,823 A COVER OF THE -- ADELE'S HIT SONG, THE NUMBER ONE SONG, "EASY ON ME. 122 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,459 AND THIS IS ALL THE WAY, ALMOST AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS. THIS IS "EASY ON ME," IT'S 123 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:49,863 TALKING ABOUT THE "LOONEY TUNES" CHARACTER, THE TASMANIAN DEVIL. 124 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,333 >> Steve: OH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE 125 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,435 DID MUSIC. >> Steve: YEAH, APPARENTLY >> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK IT OUT 126 00:08:55,435 --> 00:09:02,409 * [ TAZ GROWLING AND SPITTING * 127 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:16,423 [ TAZ GROWLING AND SPITTING * [ TAZ GROWLING AND SPITTING 128 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:20,226 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S GOOD. 129 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,762 WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 130 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,466 BEAUTIFUL. * [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,302 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. AT NUMBER -- [ LAUGHTER ] 132 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,838 >> Steve: THAT WAS TAZ >> Jimmy: THAT WAS TAZ HE GOES BY TAZ 133 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:37,043 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: UP NEXT AT NUMBER 99 >> Steve: OH 134 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,913 >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT "WORDLE" BY POST-MALONE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 135 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,148 >> Steve: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: IT'S AN UPDATED VERSION OF HIS HIT SONG 136 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,750 "CIRCLES" THAT HE RERECORDED ALL ABOUT EVERYONE'S NEW FAVORITE WORD GAME, THAT 137 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,153 EVERYONE'S PLAYING, WORDLE >> Steve: WORDLE >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S TAKE A 138 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,656 A LISTEN * * FIND THE SQUARE 139 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:55,862 THEY GO GREEN AND GRAY IT'S THE FIRST THING I DO EVERY DAY * 140 00:09:55,862 --> 00:10:02,202 * STILL IN BED WITH A NEW GAME OF WORDLE GONNA PLAY GONNA PLA 141 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:06,806 I GOT IT IN TWO * * >> Jimmy: WOW. 142 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:10,210 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOT IT IN TWO. >> Steve: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 143 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:15,782 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RARE. >> Steve: A TOUGH ONE TODAY. >> Jimmy: IT WAS A TOUGH ONE 144 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,951 DO THEY GET HARDER AS THE WEEK GOES ON? >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE 145 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:22,222 I'VE ONLY PLAYED IT A WEEK >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO BUT YEAH, THAT WAS A ROUGH ONE 146 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,458 >> Steve: THAT WAS A ROUGH ONE IT WAS LIKE, OH, I SEE >> Jimmy: I'M NOT SAYING WHAT 147 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,095 IT IS. BUT I'M GOING TO SAY FOUR TRIES I GOT, IT TOOK ME. 148 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:30,964 >> Steve: FOUR >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Questlove: REALLY 149 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,034 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> Questlove: I GOT TWO LETTERS ALREADY. 150 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,202 >> Steve: MAN. >> Jimmy: IT'S A TOUGH ONE I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 151 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:40,373 FOUR IS WHAT I GOT >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO IT 152 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,410 ON >> Steve: FIVE >> Jimmy: FIVE 153 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,914 I GUESS THAT MEANS I'M SMARTER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT IS JUST HARD TO BE THIS 154 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:52,485 SMART. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW 155 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,789 HARD IT IS TO BE ME. >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE THIS SMART 156 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,258 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I GUESS IT IS HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE 157 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,260 >> Steve: YEAH NOT FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: NO, FOR ME IT IS 158 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,329 LIKE - [ BLOWS RASPBERRIES >> Steve: WHATEVER, RIGHT? 159 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:08,234 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FINALLY, COMING IN AT 160 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:11,204 THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE CHART, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE SONG "I'M BLUE" 161 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,808 DA-BA-DEE. IT'S CATCHY, RIGHT STICKS TO YOUR HEAD. 162 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:20,447 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THIS VERSION IS A VERSION OF THE STRONG THAT NEVER GETS TO 163 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:25,518 THE CHORUS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S "BLUE," BUT THEY NEVER 164 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,121 GET -- WELL, LET'S JUST TAKE A A LISTEN SO YOU CAN HEAR * 165 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:32,826 * YO LISTEN U HERE'S A STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GUY 166 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:37,630 THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD * * HIS HOUSE IS BLUE AND ALSO HIS 167 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:41,368 COMPUTER IS BLUE AND HE HAS * * A BLUE REFRIGERATOR 168 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:47,273 FULL OF BLUE FOO AND HIS WIFE IS BLUE AND SO IS HIS TOOTHBRUSH * 169 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:51,978 * WHICH HE USES T BRUSH HIS TEET WHICH DID I MENTIO 170 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:56,116 THEY ARE BLUE * * AND HE KNOW HIS TEETH ARE CLEA 171 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:59,619 WHEN THEY'RE EXTRA BLU I FORGET * * DID I MENTION THA 172 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:03,757 HIS WIFE IS BLUE ALSO HE OWNS A BLUE VESPA * 173 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:08,795 * THAT HE DRIVE TO THE BLUE POST OFFIC SO HE CAN MAIL BLUE PACKAGES 174 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:13,933 TO HIS BLUE RELATIVES * * WHOSE FEE ARE ALSO BLUE * 175 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,670 * >> Jimmy: OKAY JUST STOP, STOP, STOP. 176 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,305 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ON LIKE THAT FOR 45 MINUTES 177 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,808 >> Steve: 45-MINUTE SONG >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST HEARD? 178 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,977 >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? >> Jimmy: TAZ WENT UP IN THE CHART. 179 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,413 >> Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET'S HEAR IT AGAIN. 180 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,581 * YEAH, THERE YOU GO * 181 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,116 [ TAZ GROWLING AND SPITTING THAT'S ALL FOR "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS." 182 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,851 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THANK YOU NOTES, EVERYBODY 183 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:54,341 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 184 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:58,278 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ROOTS. THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 185 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,580 WELCOME BACK AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 186 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:04,517 TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 187 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,687 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME E-MAILS, AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU 188 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,857 NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT 189 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:14,794 BEHIND - I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY, AND SO I THOUGHT IF YOU 190 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,097 GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. 191 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:21,568 IS THAT COOL WITH YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE THAT. 192 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,537 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU WRITING NOTE MUSIC, PLEASE * 193 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:30,210 WOW. >> Steve: OH, HE BLINKED >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT -- YEAH 194 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,846 >> Steve: THAT'S TO SHOW HE'S NOT WAX. [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,348 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HE'S NOT WAXED. >> Steve: HE'S NOT MADE OF WAX 196 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,517 >> Jimmy: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT - 197 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,719 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT -- >> Steve: FOUR SHOWS - 198 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,454 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING THAT HE WASN'T MANSCAPING 199 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,190 >> Steve: OH, NO, HE'S MANSCAPED. HE IS TOTALLY MANSCAPED. 200 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,126 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S GOT THE WHOLE THING, A RAZOR KIT -- YOU DON'T WANT 201 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:52,932 TO KNOW ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SEE HE POSTED "VAXED AND WAXED." 202 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,902 >> Steve: "VAXED AND WAXED" IS HIS INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 203 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,971 I DIDN'T OPEN THE PHOTO. >> Steve: YEAH, DON'T. DON'T LOOK IT UP ON THE 204 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:07,147 INTERNET EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] * 205 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,715 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THE WHITE HOUSE, FOR SENDING EVERYONE HIGH-QUALITY MASKS 206 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:13,820 THAT MOST PEOPLE WILL STILL WEAR ON THEIR CHIN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 207 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:21,695 * THANK YOU, COACHELLA POSTER, FOR LOOKING LIKE A MUSICAL 208 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:27,801 EYESIGHT EXAM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HARRY -- 209 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:35,141 HARRY STYLES HARRY STYLES [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:41,715 >> Steve: CAN'T TELL >> Jimmy: NO, I CAN'T TELL WHO'S ON EARLIER IN THE DAY. 211 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:46,186 DEATH BY VOGUING, IS THAT A BAND >> Steve: YEAH 212 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,122 EVERYBODY'S EQUAL. * >> Jimmy: WHAT 213 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,224 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AT COACHELLA, EVERYBODY'S EQUAL. 214 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,462 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> Steve: YEAH, ALL THE SAME, 9.5. 215 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,431 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL EQUAL? >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SO THEY GET PAID, 216 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,267 DEATH BY VOGUE GETS THE SAME PAYCHECK AS HARRY STYLES >> Steve: OH, NO, NO, NO 217 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:06,406 >> Jimmy: OH, HELL NO. >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,909 ALL RIGHT, BACK TO WORK. >> Jimmy: BACK TO WORK NO MORE GOOFING AROUND 219 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,078 >> Steve: YEAH, QUIT GOOFING AROUND JUST GET BACK TO WORK. 220 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,947 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: I SAID QUIT GOOFING AROUND - 221 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,116 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: AND GET BACK TO WORK, YEAH 222 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,551 >> Jimmy: BACK TO WORK >> Steve: GOT TO BE DONE >> Jimmy: WORK 223 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,286 >> Steve: WHAT WORK AND WORK 224 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:26,192 AND WORK >> Jimmy: AND WORK -- YEAH * 225 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,495 * DUH DUH DUH BUH DUH DU AND WORK 226 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,463 AND WORK * * COME ON NOW AND - WORK * 227 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:37,437 * WORK COME ON NO WORKIN GET YOU CAR WASHED TODAY * 228 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:50,784 * * DON'T HAVE TO PAY WORKING AT THE CAR WAS 229 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:55,388 WORKING AT THE CARWASH YEAH * * 230 00:15:55,388 --> 00:16:02,262 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A JAM, MAN. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE A BANGER 231 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:07,734 * THANK YOU, "ABCDEFU," FOR BEING A GREAT BREAKUP SONG, AND ALSO 232 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:11,771 THE REASON THE PRESCHOOL CALLED TO SCHEDULE A PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCE 233 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:23,783 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, DENTIST APPOINTMENT, 234 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:27,520 FOR BEGINNING WITH A QUICK Q AND A WHERE ALL MY ANSWERS ARE LIES 235 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:33,059 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HEY, YOU'VE BEEN FLOSSING 236 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,095 >> Jimmy: FLOSS? YEAH, TWICE A DAY I FLOSS. >> Steve: FOUR OR FIVE TIMES A 237 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,063 A DAY. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MAN? 238 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,432 I CAN'T STOP FLOSSING. LOVE THAT STUFF. >> Steve: THEY CALL ME 239 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,735 MR. FLOSS. >> Jimmy: SO FUN TO FLOSS. >> Steve: I LOVE IT. 240 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:44,270 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> Steve: SIX TIMES A DAY -- >> Jimmy: THEY CALL ME 241 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,873 MR. FLOSS AT WORK. [ LAUGHTER ] * 242 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,641 THANK YOU, SOY SAUCE PACKETS, FOR GUARANTEEING I GET THREE DROPS ON MY FOOD AND 500 DROPS 243 00:16:48,641 --> 00:17:04,791 ON MY SHIRT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 244 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:09,529 THANK YOU, ZINC LOZENGES YOU MAY NOT SHORTEN MY COLD, BUT AT LEAST YOU MAKE MY MOUTH 245 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:16,169 FEEL LIKE I SUCKED ON A ROLL OF DIRTY NICKELS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 246 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:22,275 YOU THINK IT'S HELPING ME? * THANK YOU, SALAD SPINNERS, FOR 247 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:27,047 BEING A TEACUP RIDE FOR LETTUCE. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 248 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,716 THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOHN GOODMAN 249 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:53,073 OH, HOW FUN! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 250 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,642 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES," 251 00:17:55,642 --> 00:18:01,548 WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON HBO 252 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,350 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME JOHN GOODMAN 253 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:11,391 * >> Jimmy: OH, YES. FINALLY. 254 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,660 I LOVE THIS. THIS IS -- >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. 255 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,096 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. THIS IS FANTASTIC. JOHN GOODMAN, THANK YOU FOR 256 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,466 BEING HERE AND THANKS FOR BEING ON THE SHOW. IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU. 257 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:25,472 THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. IS THAT YOUR LIVING ROOM IS THAT WHERE YOU ARE? 258 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,440 >> THAT'S ONE OF MY LIVING ROOMS, JIMMY, OUT HERE IN CALIFORNIA 259 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,510 >> Jimmy: IT'S GORGEOUS. >> IT IS WHAT WE PURPOSE AS A DINING ROOM AND AMAZON 260 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:36,750 CATCH-ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON 261 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,352 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE GOODMAN HOUSEHOLD? >> WELL, WE GOT A -- GOT A 262 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:43,623 A WEDDING COMING UP. MY DAUGHTER IS GETTING MARRIED IN MARCH 263 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,825 >> Jimmy: NO WAY WOW! [ APPLAUSE ] 264 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,195 >> A LOT OF PLANNING INVOLVED. A LOT OF PLANNING. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS 265 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:52,499 CONGRATS >> MY IDEA OF PLANNING A A WEDDING IS FINDING A HUGE, 266 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,367 EMPTY GARBAGE BARREL, DUMPING ABOUT TEN CASES OF BEER IN THERE AND THROWING SOME ICE ON 267 00:18:54,367 --> 00:19:00,040 TOP. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT MY WIFE WANTS NAPKINS AND 268 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:05,045 STUFF LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: OH, GEEZ >> SO I'M LETTING HER DO IT. 269 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:06,813 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU DOING -- ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A SPEECH OR DO THAT FATHER OF THE BRIDE 270 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:11,384 STUFF? >> I'M SURE I WILL HAVE TO >> Jimmy: YEAH 271 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:17,090 >> I'LL FIND -- I'LL SCRIPT SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE HALFWAY 272 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:20,694 THROUGH JANUARY, JOHN. DID YOU MAKE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION AT ALL? 273 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:22,529 >> I -- I KIND OF GAVE 'EM UP BY NOW, BUT OVER THE COURSE OF THE LAST TWO YEARS, I HAVEN'T 274 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:33,039 BEEN EXERCISING AND I CAN'T USE COVID FOR AN EXCUSE ANYMORE. SO MY WIFE FOR CHRISTMAS BOUGHT 275 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:38,611 ME A ROWING MACHINE. >> Jimmy: YES! >> YEAH, IT LOOKS SWELL. 276 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,649 IT'S GOT A TV ON IT AND EVERYTHING I CAN WORK ON THAT AND WATCH TV 277 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:50,090 AT THE SAME TIME >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU DONE IT YET HAVE YOU TRIED IT OUT YET? 278 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:54,227 >> I GOT IT OUT OF THE BOX [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, NO, I DID, I DID IT THIS 279 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,864 MORNING. IT WAS A GUY TEACHING YOU HOW TO WORK A ROWING MACHINE WITH 280 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:02,535 A TV ON IT, AND THAT WAS ABOUT 13 MINUTES OF TALKING, TWO MINUTES OF EXERCISE. 281 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:08,675 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M READY >> Jimmy: JOHN, I HAVE SAID 282 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:13,580 THIS BEFORE. YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTORS, AND I SAY THIS, THAT IF 283 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:19,052 YOU SEE JOHN GOODMAN'S NAME ON A POSTER, THAT MEANS YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT, A GREAT MOVIE, 284 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,021 A GREAT PROJECT. ANYTHING I SEE, I GO, JOHN GOODMAN'S IN IT 285 00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:23,223 I LOVE IT. THAT'S IT. AND IT IS ALWAYS A FANTASTIC 286 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,726 PERFORMANCE. BUT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, JOHN GOODMAN, DO YOU HAVE 287 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:33,033 A FAVORITE JOHN GOODMAN PERFORMANCE? >> I -- USUALLY THE MOVIES THAT 288 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:36,670 I HAVE THE MOST FUN ON ARE THE ONES THAT STIFF AT THE BOX OFFICE 289 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:42,108 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> SO I LIKE -- I GUESS "BIG LEBOWSKI." 290 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,845 EVERYBODY LIKES THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 291 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:50,417 >> HAD A LOT OF FUN. >> Jimmy: THE "BIG LEBOWSKI," WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT, IT WAS 292 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,952 NOT REALLY -- IT WAS MIXED REVIEWS. IT WASN'T THAT BIG OF A HIT, 293 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:58,725 WAS IT >> I GUESS I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER WHEN IT 294 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:03,229 CAME OUT BUT I USUALLY DON'T READ REVIEWS BECAUSE THEY HURT MY FEELINGS REAL BAD 295 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:07,834 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. SMART, SMART >> I DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT WAS 296 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,569 RECEIVED AND I DIDN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO, YOU KNOW, THE ENTERTAINMENT JOURNALISM, SO 297 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:14,074 I -- I KNEW WE DID SOMETHING GOOD IT JUST FELT GREAT, AND I KNEW 298 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:21,147 WE HAD A TERRIFIC SCRIPT SO I WASN'T TOO WORRIED ABOUT IT. SO IT LIVES ON 299 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:24,918 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHEN DID YOU REALIZE IT WAS LIKE -- BECAUSE NOW IT'S LIKE 300 00:21:24,918 --> 00:21:34,361 PEOPLE -- THEY DRESS UP AS YOU AND THEY -- I MEAN, PEOPLE REENACT, THERE'S FESTIVALS NOW 301 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,296 >> YEAH, I REALIZED IT WAS POPULAR WHEN I HAD GUYS DRESSED LIKE ME SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE 302 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:42,102 WITH CRAP FOR ME TO SIGN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WE HAVE 303 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:47,474 CECILY STRONG ON THE SHOW AFTER YOU. I KNOW, I KNOW, WE LOVE HER. 304 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:52,612 AND I READ THIS SOMEWHERE AND I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME 305 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:57,017 DID YOU ONCE AUDITION FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? JOHN GOODMAN 306 00:21:57,017 --> 00:22:02,055 JOHN GOODMAN, YOU DID? >> IN 1980 >> Jimmy: WOW. 307 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,691 >> YEAH. NOT THAT I HAD ANY MATERIAL TO SHOW OR ANYTHING GOOD TO DO, I 308 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:12,966 JUST KNEW THEY'D HIRE ME JUST FOR MY -- BECAUSE I'M A NICE GUY. 309 00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:17,537 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. AND BOY, YOU - 310 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,506 >> IT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER DONE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. 311 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,241 I WROTE SOMETHING ABOUT 15 MINUTES BEFORE I WENT OVER THERE AND, OH, GOD, IT WAS 312 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:28,381 AWFUL. >> Jimmy: STILL THINK ABOUT -- YEAH, I KNOW 313 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,083 ISN'T IT WEIRD YOU STILL THINK ABOUT THOSE AWFUL THINGS WHY DID I -- IT WAS SO 314 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,953 EMBARRASSING YEAH BUT YOU DIDN'T GET CAST BUT YOU 315 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,856 WENT ON TO HOST 13 TIMES, BUDDY. COME ON, ONE OF THE BEST HOSTS 316 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:44,097 IN THE HISTORY OF THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT USED TO BE THE FAVORITE 317 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:49,102 THING I WOULD DO EVERY YEAR, WOULD BE "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. THEY ALWAYS MADE ME FEEL AT 318 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:55,141 HOME AND YOU'RE WITH A BUNCH OF SMART AND FUNNY PEOPLE AND IT JUST FEELS GREAT 319 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,810 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE DONE A BUNCH OF FUN THINGS, GREAT THINGS, THAT'S WHERE I FIRST 320 00:22:56,810 --> 00:23:00,947 MET YOU. DO YOU REMEMBER WE DID ONE ONCE, IT WAS YOU WERE HOSTING 321 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:05,118 AND TOM PETTY WAS MUSICAL GUEST. AND -- I THINK T. SEAN SHANNON 322 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:09,356 WROTE IT OR MAYBE SMIGEL I'M TRYING TO THINK. BUT THE MONOLOGUE, YOU CAME OUT 323 00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:11,057 AND THEN I ASKED THOSE QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE, YOU KNOW, THAT BIT, WHERE YOU 324 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:16,129 GO, I DON'T HAVE ANY QUESTIONS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I JUST THINK IT IS SO 325 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:20,734 FUNNY. AND BEFORE WE START -- BEFORE WE START THE SHOW, "DOES ANYONE 326 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:24,204 HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?" AND SOMEONE STOOD UP -- BUT SOMEONE STOOD UP AND THEY GO, 327 00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:30,410 "I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU, IS TONIGHT'S SHOW A REPEAT. AND YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, THIS IS 328 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,847 A NEW SHOW, IT IS "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND WE'RE LIVE RIGHT NOW. 329 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:38,084 IT IS NOT A REPEAT." YOU KNOW, I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS SHOW BEFORE 330 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,354 IT'S YOU AND TOM PETTY YEAH AND THEN, I STOOD UP AND I WAS 331 00:23:41,354 --> 00:23:43,456 LIKE "YEAH, I'VE SEEN THE SHOW, IT'S VERY GOOD IT IS A FUNNY ONE. 332 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:49,162 AND YOU'RE LIKE -- AND WE WENT IN - >> THAT WAS ADAM McKAY 333 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:52,766 >> Jimmy: WAS THAT ADAM McKAY? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. 334 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:55,735 McKAY. I LOVE THAT. OH, MY GOSH. 335 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:59,773 LOOK AT HIM NOW, HE'S CRUSHING IT WITH THE MOVIES >> ABSOLUTELY, MAN 336 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:03,810 >> Jimmy: HE'S BRILLIANT >> HE USED TO WRITE SOME GREAT BITS TO BOMB IN. 337 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:08,515 WILL FERRELL WOULD GET TOGETHER AND WRITE SOMETHING AND IF THEY SNIFFED THAT IT WAS BOMBING, 338 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:14,754 WILL WOULD JUST PUSH THE THROTTLE FOR IT AND GO FOR IT. >> Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY 339 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,289 >> WE'RE GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY IN HERE AND TAKE THEM WITH US. 340 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,391 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH DO YOU REMEMBER LIKE -- EVEN 341 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:20,326 LIKE I REMEMBER WILL DOING A A BIT THAT WAS NOT WORKING AND THE CAST WERE NOT EVEN IN THE 342 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:25,231 SKETCH WOULD JUST GO OUT TO THE FLOOR TO WATCH HIM BOMB -- BECAUSE IT 343 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:31,371 WAS SO ENTERTAINING AND SO FUNNY TO WATCH LIKE, OH MY GOSH, THIS IS 344 00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:35,308 TANKING, NO ONE IS LAUGHING, IT IS TERRIBLE. AND HE WAS LIKE, "IT WAS JUST 345 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:39,579 SO FUN TO WATCH. AND HE WOULD DO IT, HE WOULD TAKE HIS EXTRA TIME AND REALLY 346 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:42,515 MILK IT. >> THE KID'S AN ARTIST [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,217 >> Jimmy: HE IS AN ARTIST. JOHN, WHEN WE COME BACK, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THE 348 00:24:44,217 --> 00:24:46,986 CONNORS" AND "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES. MORE WITH JOHN GOODMAN AFTER 349 00:24:46,986 --> 00:25:06,840 THE BREAK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 350 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,442 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE TALKING TO THE ONE, THE ONLY JOHN GOODMAN RIGHT HERE 351 00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:14,381 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE HOPEFULLY YOU CAN FEEL THE LOVE 352 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:19,052 HOPEFULLY YOU CAN FEEL THE LOVE THROUGH ZOOM YOU STAR IN NOT ONLY ONE BUT 353 00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:22,956 TWO TV SHOWS RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE "THE CONNORS" OVER AT ABC, WHICH AIRS WEDNESDAYS AT 354 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:26,726 9:00 HOW IS EVERYTHING OVER AT "THE CONNORS. 355 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,795 >> EVERYTHING IS GREAT ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS, LECY GORANSON, WHO PLAYS BECKY 356 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,563 IN THE SHOW HAS WRITTEN THE SCRIPT THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO NEXT WEEK, SO THAT'S GOING TO 357 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:41,808 BE GREAT IT'S PRETTY TIGHT AND WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN 358 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,877 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ISN'T THAT COOL TO SEE THE WAY IT JUST -- THE OPPORTUNITIES YOU GET, YOU 359 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:47,147 KNOW, BECAUSE -- GOSH, SHE WAS A CHILD WHEN SHE FIRST STARTED ON THE SHOW. 360 00:25:47,147 --> 00:25:54,087 >> YEAH, SHE IS STILL CHILDISH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK YOU 361 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:57,657 HAVE TO BE TO BE IN THIS BUSINESS, RIGHT, YEAH. AND THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE 362 00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:03,229 RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES. THIS IS THE SECOND SEASON ON HBO. 363 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:06,833 DANNY McBRIDE, REALLY FUNNY GUY. WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS SEASON? 364 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,135 >> UH, THEY'RE -- THEY'RE TRYING TO MERGE WITH ANOTHER MEGA CHURCH. 365 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:15,375 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I HAVE AN OLD FRIEND WHO SHOWS UP FROM MY DAYS WHEN I 366 00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:19,412 WAS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT, BUT IT IS GREAT TO FIND OUT. 367 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:23,516 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> I GET KIND OF A GIRLFRIEND, 368 00:26:23,516 --> 00:26:27,053 BUT THERE'S ALL KINDS OF STUFF HAPPENING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, THE 369 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:33,626 FIRST EPISODE THIS SEASON, YOUR CHARACTER GETS TO DO A FIGHT IN A PARKING LOT. 370 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:36,663 BUT THEN I HEARD THAT YOU GOT INJURED DOING THAT FIGHT IS THAT TRUE 371 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:39,399 >> I WAS TRYING TO BE STUNT BOY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 372 00:26:39,399 --> 00:26:44,104 >> I'M NOT 69 YEARS OLD, I'M 23, AND I'LL DO THIS ALL NIGHT IF I HAVE TO 373 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:49,809 I'LL PROVE -- I'LL PROVE MY WORTH. BUT, YEAH, IT WAS -- IT WAS 374 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:55,081 LATE IN THE NIGHT AND I WAS TOO TIRED TO ACTUALLY BE DOING THIS STUFF. 375 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:58,852 SO I SLIPPED IN THE GRAVEL AND FLEW HEAD FIRST INTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK 376 00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:02,789 AND THAT EXPRESSION, YOU GET YOUR BELL RUNG THAT'S THE LOUDEST THING I HAVE 377 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:07,394 EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE WAS THE BACK OF THAT TRUCK HITTING MY HEAD 378 00:27:07,394 --> 00:27:09,696 BUT EVERYTHING TURNED OUT OKAY >> Jimmy: WOW. DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE 379 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:13,066 HOSPITAL >> YEAH, I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL 380 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,868 THEY GAVE ME A BUNCH OF SCREENS. THEY COULDN'T TELL IF I'VE GOT 381 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:18,438 A CONCUSSION, OR HAD A A CONCUSSION, SO I GUESS I'M OKAY 382 00:27:18,438 --> 00:27:22,275 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID THEY USE THAT TAKE 383 00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:24,878 >> THEY COULDN'T TELL IF I HAD A CONCUSSION, SO I GUESS I'M OKAY 384 00:27:24,878 --> 00:27:31,451 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS A PROFESSIONAL, A PROFESSIONAL 385 00:27:31,451 --> 00:27:36,589 DOING PROFESSIONAL COMEDY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS. 386 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:39,959 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS JOHN GOODMAN IN "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES. 387 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,228 RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 388 00:27:44,164 --> 00:27:44,798 >> I JUST WANT TO SEE AN OLD 389 00:27:44,798 --> 00:27:50,670 FRIEND >> THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE SENTIMENTAL I'M LEANING. 390 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:53,640 NOSTALGIC. AND I CAN'T HELP BUT THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU AND I WORKED 391 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:59,312 TOGETHER >> YOU WANT MONEY. YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO 392 00:27:59,312 --> 00:28:02,582 BLACKMAIL ME, SELL THE STORY LET'S NOT WASTE TIME HERE. >> WHY ALL NERVOUS ELI 393 00:28:02,582 --> 00:28:07,520 WHY YOU BEING ALL -- WEIRD >> YOU FOLLOWING ME, THAT'S WEIRD. 394 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,890 WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE TRYING TO PULL HERE, I DON'T GOT TIME FOR IT 395 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:16,496 >> COME ON, ELI. CAN'T OLD FRIENDS RECONNECT? OH, MAN. 396 00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:23,136 >> I'M BUSY. TAKE CARE. >> Jimmy: COME ON. 397 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:28,708 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A STUD RIGHT THERE. THAT'S JOHN GOODMAN, EVERYBODY 398 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:32,345 "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON HBO CECILY STRONG JOINS US AFTER 399 00:28:32,345 --> 00:28:36,916 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:28:36,916 --> 00:29:00,807 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU 401 00:29:00,807 --> 00:29:04,010 KNOW FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." SHE IS MAKING HER NEW YORK 402 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:08,114 STAGE DEBUT IN THE PLAY, "THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE," WHICH IS 403 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:12,385 RUNNING NOW THROUGH FEBRUARY 6th AT THE SHED EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 404 00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:14,320 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME CECILY STRONG! 405 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 406 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:21,661 >> Jimmy: HI, BUD! >> HI. HI, JIMMY. 407 00:29:21,661 --> 00:29:23,863 >> Jimmy: CECILY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU 408 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:31,504 >> OH, THANK YOU LOVE BEING BACK VIRTUAL. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT I GUESS 409 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:35,442 YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA, EXTRA, EXTRA CAREFUL. >> YES, I'M LIVING A VERY 410 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:40,580 MONASTIC LIFESTYLE RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH >> A FANTASTIC, MONASTIC 411 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:45,285 LIFESTYLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE YOU ON "SATURDAY NIGHT 412 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:49,889 LIVE" OBVIOUSLY AND I HAVE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO WORK WITH YOU, TOO, BUT THIS IS KIND OF AN 413 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:53,059 INSANE THING YOU GET TO PLAY -- >> OH. 414 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:56,663 >> Jimmy: HOW MANY CHARACTERS DO YOU PLAY IN THIS? >> I THINK I PLAY 11 AT MY LAST 415 00:29:56,663 --> 00:30:02,869 COUNT, BUT I'M -- THERE'S OTHER CHARACTERS THAT I'M TALKING TO THAT I'M NOT PLAYING, BUT, YES, 416 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:06,272 IT'S - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT'S PRETTY NUTS. 417 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:11,945 I FEEL LIKE I'VE GONE A LITTLE BIT NUTS I THINK EVEN -- SOMEHOW IN A 418 00:30:11,945 --> 00:30:19,719 A MASK I CAN STILL -- PEOPLE STILL KNOW I'M TALKING TO MYSELF WALKING AROUND. 419 00:30:19,719 --> 00:30:21,788 >> Jimmy: JUST PRACTICING YOUR LINES? >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 420 00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:24,324 >> Jimmy: HOW DID -- >> AND I WAS SURPRISED THAT I WAS GETTING LOOKS EVEN WITH THE 421 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:30,663 MASK I GUESS YOU CAN -- >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT COMPARE 422 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:38,972 TO "SNL" >> OH, IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY DIFFERENT 423 00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:41,374 JUST, NUMBER ONE, WE DON'T HAVE CUE CARDS, IT TURNS OUT. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 424 00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:43,443 >> THEY MAKE YOU MEMORIZE. >> Jimmy: WHAT OTHER PLACES 425 00:30:43,443 --> 00:30:47,580 >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T HAVE CUE CARDS? >> I THOUGHT THAT WAS IN MY 426 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:54,688 CONTRACT, BUT TURNS OUT. >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT IT WAS JEANINE PIRRO -- WHEN YOU 427 00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:58,425 PLAYED JEANINE PIRRO VERY FUNNY ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THAT KIND OF GOT YOU THIS ROLE, IS 428 00:30:58,425 --> 00:31:00,126 THAT TRUE? >> YEAH, SHE INSISTED. [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:05,532 WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY IF JEANINE ACTUALLY DID NO, OUR DIRECTOR ACTUALLY SAW 430 00:31:05,532 --> 00:31:11,638 THE FINALE FROM LAST SEASON, AND I GUESS, YOU KNOW, SHE SAW ME WALKING -- GETTING INTO A 431 00:31:11,638 --> 00:31:20,280 A BOX OF WINE AND SHE WENT LIKE, "THAT PERSONS CREEPY ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS ON." 432 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,550 >> Jimmy: THE ORIGINAL -- THE ORIGINAL SHOW STARRED LILY TOMLIN AND JANE WAGNER WAS 433 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:29,456 THE WRITER >> YES >> Jimmy: THEY'RE PRODUCING 434 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:32,092 THIS OR EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS ON THIS >> YES, THEY ARE, AND -- 435 00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:38,298 THEY'RE IN L.A., SO I'VE ONLY GOTTEN TO REALLY TALK WITH THEM ON THE PHONE AND ZOOM WITH 436 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:45,939 THEM, AND WE DID A "NEW YORK TIMES" ARTICLE AND AFTER -- I THINK WE GOT ABOUT AN HOUR WITH 437 00:31:45,939 --> 00:31:51,444 THEM AND DAVID'S -- AFTERWARDS, LEE, MY DIRECTOR, AND I TURNED TO EACH OTHER AND SOBBED JUST 438 00:31:51,444 --> 00:31:56,116 AS IT WAS SO -- IT'S JUST AMAZING THAT THEY'RE TRUSTING US AND THEY'RE JUST SO FUNNY IN 439 00:31:56,116 --> 00:32:03,056 PERSON AND THEN THIS IS VERY TELLING -- JANE'S STORY. 440 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:06,960 BUT THEY WERE ---- YOU KNOW, THEY WERE LIKE, "YEAH, CALL US ON OPENING." 441 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,163 SO RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW, LEE AND I HAVE THE PHONE IN OUR HAND AND WE CALL AND JANE SAID 442 00:32:10,163 --> 00:32:15,068 "HI," AND WE WENT, "HI." AND THEN SHE WENT, "WHO IS THIS?" 443 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:18,438 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD BIT. >> YEAH. 444 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:23,076 IF IT WAS A BIT. WE'LL NEVER KNOW >> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY WAY TO 445 00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:30,350 SET THIS UP? >> IT'S A -- WE'RE REDOING LILY'S SHOW, BUT REALLY IT'S 446 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:32,285 KIND OF -- IT'S EXPLORING HUMAN CONNECTION BASICALLY, YOU KNOW, AT A TIME WHEN WE HAVEN'T 447 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,087 REALLY GOTTEN TO HAVE IT, AND ESPECIALLY AFTER THEATERS HAVE REALLY BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR TWO 448 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:45,198 YEARS, IT'S ALSO PART OF THE SHOW IT CELEBRATES BEING IN THE 449 00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:51,438 THEATER TOGETHER IN THIS MOMENT, AND IT'S BEEN SO SPECIAL EVERY NIGHT. 450 00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:54,607 IT'S SUCH A SURPRISING SHOW AND, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME SOME 451 00:32:54,607 --> 00:33:01,815 PEOPLE ARE CRYING AND IT'S A A VERY SURREAL, LOVELY EXPERIENCE 452 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:05,318 >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU -- >> AND I HAVE, YOU KNOW, AN 453 00:33:05,318 --> 00:33:07,620 UMBRELLA HAT ON MY HEAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN IS IT TOUGH FOR YOU 454 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:12,092 TO -- OR I THINK YOU STUDIED THEATER, I MEAN, BEFORE YOU GOT INTO COMEDY. 455 00:33:12,092 --> 00:33:16,796 BUT -- >> YES, I'M A -- I STUDIED IT. I'M A VERY SERIOUS THESPIAN. 456 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:21,935 YOU KNOW, I THINK I MISSED A A STEP I SHOULD HAVE DONE, LIKE, 457 00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:28,608 A REGULAR ENSEMBLE PLAY. I WENT -- I JUMPED BACK IN AT A ONE-WOMAN SHOW PLAYING 458 00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:32,879 11 CHARACTERS. >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT, SEE 459 00:33:32,879 --> 00:33:36,916 DON'T DO ANYTHING EASY, BUDDY. JUST GO IN AND JUST CRUSH IT >> NO, NO, NO, YEAH, YOU'VE GOT 460 00:33:36,916 --> 00:33:42,589 TO SHOW PEOPLE YOU'RE NUTS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OR YOU ARE, NOT YOUR NUTS 461 00:33:42,589 --> 00:33:45,291 I GUESS YOU COULD -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T SHOW -- 462 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:46,860 THANK YOU. NO, THANK YOU. >> DON'T SHOW PEOPLE YOUR 463 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:49,095 NUTS - [ RIM SHOT ] -- UNLESS THEY'VE INVITED YOU 464 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:53,433 TO >> Jimmy: NO, YOU ARE -- DON'T SHOW -- YEAH 465 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:55,268 CAN YOU BELIEVE, CECILY, THAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING "SNL" FOR TEN SEASONS? 466 00:33:55,268 --> 00:33:58,772 >> NO. I MEAN IT FEELS LIKE 30 YEARS SOMETIMES AND THEN -- BUT IT'S 467 00:33:58,772 --> 00:34:09,916 ALWAYS SURPRISING. I MEAN THE PAST TWO YEARS IT'S BEEN SO UP IN THE AIR. 468 00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:14,287 SO I'M STILL -- IT STILL FEELS NEW AND FRESH AND -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE CRUSHING IT 469 00:34:14,287 --> 00:34:17,057 >> I'M STILL LEARNING AND THE ONLY THING I THINK I HAVE DOWN IS CUE CARDS, SORT OF. 470 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:20,160 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY -- YOU ACTUALLY 471 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,798 ARE VERY GOOD AT CUE CARDS >> YEAH, I MEAN I SHOULD BE USING CUE CARDS IN THE SHOW, 472 00:34:24,798 --> 00:34:31,137 BUT I DON'T KNOW, ARTISTIC DECISION OF THE DIRECTOR [ LAUGHTER ] 473 00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:35,075 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOUR MOM AND DAD WERE AT YOUR "SNL" AUDITION, IS THAT TRUE 474 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:39,546 >> YES, IT WAS MY DAD AND MY STEPMOM WERE THERE AT I.O., AT THE SHOWCASE, AND THEY WERE 475 00:34:39,546 --> 00:34:42,749 SITTING IN FRONT OF LORNE, BUT THEY WERE -- THEY KNEW HE WAS THERE AND SO THEY WERE SO 476 00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:48,521 NERVOUS. I SAW THEM AFTER AND THEY LOOKED -- THEY WERE SO PALE. 477 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:52,125 IT'S LIKE THEY'D SEEN A GHOST AND IT WAS LIKE, "WOW, WAS I -- WAS IT THAT BAD? 478 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:56,096 [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU COULD HAVE -- YOU COULD HAVE LAUGHED," BUT THEN I 479 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:57,797 REALIZED IT WAS BETTER THAT -- THERE WAS, LIKE, ANOTHER GIRL THERE WHO WAS CLEARLY, YOU 480 00:34:57,797 --> 00:35:08,508 KNOW, TRYING TO HELP OUT HER FRIEND THAT WAS AUDITIONING. IT WAS LIKE SHE WAS IN SOME 481 00:35:08,508 --> 00:35:13,446 POLKA DOT DRESS OR SOMETHING, LIKE -- REALLY LAUGHING SO HARD 482 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:16,649 >> Jimmy: LAUGHING AT EVERY OTHER BIT, YEAH. >> IT WAS LIKE -- YEAH, ONE OF 483 00:35:16,649 --> 00:35:18,284 THOSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE THOSE THEATER SHOWS WHERE THE AUDIENCE -- YOU'RE IN THE 484 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:25,358 AUDIENCE -- IS IN THE PLAY, WHATEVER IT IS >> Jimmy: YEAH 485 00:35:25,358 --> 00:35:30,597 WHEN DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WERE -- THAT COMEDY WAS YOUR THING? 486 00:35:30,597 --> 00:35:34,434 >> YOU KNOW, I WAS ALWAYS MAKING MY FAMILY LAUGH AT LEAST. 487 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:37,637 YOU KNOW, ONE OF MY FIRST -- I HAD TWO REALLY GREAT IMPRESSIONS SINCE A LITTLE KID 488 00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:41,908 AND ONE WAS THE SHRUNKEN HEAD MAN FROM "BEETLEJUICE," AND THEN I ALSO LIKED THE ALIEN 489 00:35:41,908 --> 00:35:51,584 THAT POPPED OUT OF THE GUY'S STOMACH IN "SPACEBALLS." [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:54,220 I SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT FOR MY "SNL" AUDITION >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY 491 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,956 SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT ONE, OH, MY GOSH, YEAH. I THINK THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY 492 00:35:56,956 --> 00:36:00,226 WELL THE WAY THEY ARE RIGHT NOW, BUDDY [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,661 CECILY, I LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ON 494 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:07,033 STAGE, BUT ALSO IN PERSON HERE BACK AT THE SHOW CONGRATS ON ALL OF THIS. 495 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:09,069 I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANKS, JIMMY 496 00:36:09,069 --> 00:36:12,138 >> Jimmy: CECILY STRONG, EVERYBODY. >> THANK YOU 497 00:36:12,138 --> 00:36:13,606 >> Jimmy: SEE HER IN "THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENCE LIFE IN THE 498 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:17,610 UNIVERSE," RUNNING NOW THROUGH FEBRUARY 6th AT THE SHED WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 499 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:21,414 A PERFORMANCE FROM JORDAN DAVIS STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 500 00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:39,799 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE HIT 501 00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:44,237 TITLE TRACK TO HIS NEWEST E.P. "BUY DIRT," HERE IS JORDAN DAVIS 502 00:36:44,237 --> 00:36:44,270 "BUY DIRT," HERE IS JORDAN DAVIS 503 00:36:45,338 --> 00:36:52,812 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE * 504 00:36:52,812 --> 00:36:56,416 * A FEW DAY BEFORE HE TURNED 8 HE WAS SITTIN' OUT BAC 505 00:36:56,416 --> 00:37:00,787 IN A ROCKER * * HE SAID WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO LATELY 506 00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:06,159 I TOLD HIM CHASING A DOLLA AND IN BETWEEN * * SIPS OF COFFE 507 00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:12,065 HE POURED THIS WISDOM OU SAID IF YOU WANT MY TWO CENTS ON MAKING * 508 00:37:12,065 --> 00:37:16,436 * A DOLLAR COUN BUY DIRT FIND THE ONE 509 00:37:16,436 --> 00:37:21,041 YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT * * GET A RIN LET YOUR KNEE HIT THE GROUND 510 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:24,411 DO WHAT YOU LOVE BUT CALL IT WORK * * AND THROW A LITTLE MONE 511 00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:28,448 IN THE PLATE AT CHURCH SEND YOUR PRAYERS UP AND YOUR ROOTS DOWN DEEP * 512 00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:33,386 * ADD A FEW LIMBS TO YOUR FAMILY TRE AND WATCH THEIR PENCIL MARKS 513 00:37:33,386 --> 00:37:38,858 AND THE GRASS * * IN THE YARD ALL GROW UP 'CAUSE THE TRUTH ABOUT IT IS 514 00:37:38,858 --> 00:37:49,069 IT ALL GOES BY REAL QUIC YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS * * BUT YOU CAN BUY DIRT * 515 00:37:49,069 --> 00:37:56,076 [ APPLAUSE ] * BEFORE YOU GET CAUGHT ON THAT LADDER 516 00:37:56,076 --> 00:37:59,512 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT * * FIND YOU A FE 517 00:37:59,512 --> 00:38:04,417 THINGS THAT MATTER THAT YOU CAN PUT A FENCE AROUND * 518 00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:08,788 * AND THEN HE LAID IT OUT BUY DIRT FIND THE ONE 519 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:13,059 YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT * * GET A RIN LET YOUR KNEE HIT THE GROUND 520 00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:17,030 DO WHAT YOU LOVE BUT CALL IT WORK * * AND THROW A LITTLE MONE 521 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,934 IN THE PLATE AT CHURCH SEND YOUR PRAYERS UP AND YOUR ROOTS DOWN DEEP * 522 00:38:20,934 --> 00:38:25,505 * AND ADD A FEW LIMBS TO YOUR FAMILY TRE AND WATCH THEIR PENCIL MARKS 523 00:38:25,505 --> 00:38:32,946 AND THE GRASS IN THE YARD * * ALL GROW UP 'CAUSE THE TRUTH ABOUT IT IS 524 00:38:32,946 --> 00:38:42,555 IT ALL GOES BY REAL QUIC YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS * * BUT YOU CAN BUY DIRT * 525 00:38:42,555 --> 00:38:53,933 * * * AND THANK THE 526 00:38:53,933 --> 00:38:57,337 GOOD LORD FOR IT 'CAUSE HE AIN'T MAKIN' ANY MORE OF IT * 527 00:38:57,337 --> 00:39:01,608 * AND BUY DIR FIND THE ONE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 528 00:39:01,608 --> 00:39:04,444 GET A RING * * LET YOUR KNEE HIT THE GROUND 529 00:39:04,444 --> 00:39:08,148 DO WHAT YOU LOVE BUT CALL IT WORK * * AND THROW A LITTLE MONE 530 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:12,085 IN THE PLATE AT CHURCH SEND YOUR PRAYERS UP AND YOUR ROOTS DOWN DEEP * 531 00:39:12,085 --> 00:39:16,790 * ADD A FEW LIMBS TO YOUR FAMILY TRE AND WATCH THEIR PENCIL MARKS 532 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:23,897 AND THE GRASS IN THE YARD * * ALL GROW UP 'CAUSE THE TRUTH ABOUT IT IS 533 00:39:23,897 --> 00:39:35,709 IT ALL GOES BY REAL QUIC YOU CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS * * BUT YOU CAN BUY DIR 534 00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:48,254 YOU CAN BUY DIRT * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 535 00:39:48,254 --> 00:39:52,525 >> Jimmy: JORDAN DAVIS "BUY DIRT" IS OUT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:39:52,525 --> 00:39:57,664 MY THANKS TO JOHN GOODMAN, CECILY STRONG. JORDAN DAVIS, ONCE AGAIN 537 00:39:57,664 --> 00:40:01,167 AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 538 00:40:01,167 --> 00:40:04,671 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.