1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,611 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:17,484 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:21,421 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WILLEM DAFOE 4 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:26,760 ARIANA DeBOSE. MUSICAL GUESTS THE LUMINEERS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:34,668 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1583 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:38,571 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:45,779 * 8 00:00:45,779 --> 00:01:00,460 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:06,700 COME ON. THAT'S A GREAT CROWD THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 10 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,836 I LOVE YOU, HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOOD TO HEAR THAT 11 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:12,772 ISN'T IT GREAT TO HEAR ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY, HAVE A GOOD 12 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:15,809 TIME WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW. 13 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,611 YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING. THANK YOU. 14 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:22,182 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, BIG NEWS FROM WASHINGTON TODAY AS PRESIDENT 15 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:29,656 BIDEN FINALLY DELIVERED A MAJOR UPDATE ON HIS ADMINISTRATION'S COVID RESPONSE 16 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:32,926 YEAH, JUST LIKE MOST PHONE UPDATES, BIDEN KEPT HITTING "IGNORE" UNTIL HE HAD NO 17 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,296 CHOICE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. 18 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,198 LET'S JUST UPDATE. GIVE ME KILIMANJARO. WHATEVER IT'S CALLED." 19 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,266 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN ANNOUNCED THE U.S. WILL SOON MAKE 20 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:44,204 HIGH-QUALITY MASKS AVAILABLE TO ALL AMERICANS. AND TO BE SURE THAT EVERYONE 21 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:47,707 WEARS THEM, HERE ARE THE NEW MASKS. IT'S SPIDEY, YEAH. 22 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:50,810 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SPIDEY WE'LL ALL DO THAT. 23 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:55,548 THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE ALL GETTING MASKS. LAST YEAR WE GOT 1,200 BUCKS, 24 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:59,319 THIS YEAR -- [ LAUGHTER ] CLOTH AND A RUBBER BAND. 25 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:03,056 YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT [ LAUGHTER ] THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS N95 MASKS 26 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:07,761 ARE THE MOST PROTECTIVE. WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE I ASSUME THE BE-DAZZLED ONES I 27 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:11,097 BOUGHT ON ETSY WERE 100% COVID PROOF. [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:16,136 I WASHED IT A COUPLE TIMES YEAH, THE N95 MASKS SHOULD BE HELPFUL. 29 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,638 UNFORTUNATELY, OUT OF HABIT, WHENEVER SOMEBODY SAYS, "N95," BIDEN CALLS IT OUT, "BINGO." 30 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:25,779 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE JOKE OF THE WEEK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 31 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:33,453 THAT'S THE JOKE OF THE WEEK. THAT'S THE ONE WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. 32 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,188 I READ THAT RESEARCHERS IN FINLAND CREATED A NASAL SPRAY THAT THEY SAY CAN PROTECT YOU 33 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:41,828 FROM ALL COVID VARIANTS FOR EIGHT HOURS. [ CHEERS ] 34 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,830 WHEN ASKED ABOUT BREATHING THROUGH YOUR MOUTH, THE COMPANY WAS LIKE, "EHH." 35 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:48,601 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DIDN'T THINK OF THAT, YEAH 36 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:51,171 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "OH, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE." 37 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,841 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS BIG NEWS TODAY, BUCKINGHAM PALACE 38 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:59,612 ANNOUNCED THAT QUEEN ELIZABETH HAS STRIPPED PRINCE ANDREW OF ALL HIS ROYAL AFFILIATIONS 39 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:03,950 [ CHEERS ] THAT'S RIGHT, SHE STRIPPED PRINCE ANDREW, MAKING HER FAR 40 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:08,455 AND AWAY THE OLDEST WOMAN TO EVER STRIP PRINCE ANDREW [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 41 00:03:08,455 --> 00:03:11,658 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT MIGHT BE -- >> Steve: THAT MIGHT BE -- 42 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:14,160 >> Jimmy: THAT MIGHT BE THE JOKE OF THE WEEK >> Steve: THAT MIGHT BE THE 43 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,363 JOKE * JOKE OF THE WEEK WEEK WEEK 44 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,632 WEEK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GO, GO, GO, GO, GO 45 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:27,474 GO, JOKE [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 46 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,476 FINALLY, A CITY IN CALIFORNIA WANTS TO USE GREEN LASERS TO TRY AND DRIVE AWAY THOUSANDS OF 47 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:34,080 CROWS THAT HAVE BECOME PUBLIC NUISANCE BUT THE LASERS WILL BACKFIRE 48 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:38,251 WHEN THOUSANDS OF CROWS ARE REPLACED BY THOUSANDS OF CATS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 49 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:39,719 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP, FOR THE ROOTS EVERYBODY 50 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:39,753 GIVE IT UP, FOR THE ROOTS EVERYBODY 51 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:54,100 * * 52 00:03:54,100 --> 00:04:00,040 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 53 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,709 HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "NIGHTMARE ALLEY," AND YOU CAN ALSO SEE HIM IN "SPIDERMAN: NO 54 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:09,883 WAY HOME." WILLEM DAFOE IS JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 55 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:14,421 HE'S AMAZING PLUS, SHE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH 56 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:20,326 MUSICAL GUEST BLEACHERS. >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: LOVE BOTH OF THOSE 57 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,063 AND FROM THE NEW MOVIE "WEST SIDE STORY," ARIANA DeBOSE IS HERE 58 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:31,137 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND DO YOU LIKE GOOD MUSIC >> Steve: I LOVE GOOD MUSIC. 59 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:35,608 >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE GOOD MUSIC. >> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE GOOD MUSIC? 60 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,744 >> Steve: I LOVE GOOD MUSIC. >> Jimmy: WELL, GUESS WHO'S HERE TONIGHT 61 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,347 >> Steve: WHOM >> Jimmy: THE LUMINEERS ARE HERE 62 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,315 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HEY! HO 63 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:45,085 >> Jimmy: BRAND NEW LUMINEERS. [ CHEERS ] "BRIGHTSIDE" IS THE NAME OF THE 64 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:49,155 ALBUM. I LOVE THE LUMINEERS, TOO. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO 65 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:52,258 "HASHTAGS" LATER IN THE SHOW GUYS, AND I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS 66 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:55,762 PLEASE DON'T SPOIL THIS. OKAY BUT, IF ANYONE PLAYED WORDLE, 67 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:58,531 TODAY, DON'T TELL ME WHAT IT IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 68 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:02,702 DON'T TELL -- YOU DID PLAY DON'T TELL ME. I WANT TO PLAY WORDLE RIGHT 69 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,671 NOW. >> Steve: RIGHT NOW? >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO IT? 70 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,639 >> Questlove: NO, I DIDN'T DO IT THIS MORNING. >> Jimmy: ME NEITHER 71 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,908 DID YOU DO IT? >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU DID 72 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:10,310 IT ALL RIGHT, OKAY, SO HIGGINS YOU CAN'T PLAY 73 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,080 >> Steve: Z. NO >> Jimmy: YOU RUINED IT. 74 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,050 SO, YOU KNOW THE GAME WORDLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT, IT'S SOME 75 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:21,921 WEBSITE YOU GOT TO GO TO WORDLE.UK OR SOMETHING YOU GUESS THE FIRST FIVE 76 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:25,959 LETTERS, RIGHT AND IF YOU'RE CLOSE, IT GIVES YOU A YELLOW SQUARE. 77 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:29,896 IF YOU'RE COMPLETELY CORRECT, THEY GIVE YOU A GREEN SQUARE >> Questlove: RIGHT. 78 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,565 >> Jimmy: I THINK WE CAN PLAY TOGETHER >> Questlove: OKAY 79 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:36,836 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> Questlove: LET'S DO THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,139 >> Jimmy: SO IS MY SCREEN -- MY SCREEN WILL GO UP THIS IS MY SCREEN, SO I CAN 81 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:42,075 MOVE THE MOUSE THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE. OKAY 82 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,910 >> Steve: ROLL THE DICE, MOVE YOUR MICE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 83 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:48,481 GO WHAT'S OUR FIRST WORD? WHAT DO YOU GO WITH, QUEST 84 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:52,118 >> Questlove: I DID TITLE YESTERDAY AND GOT IT IN THREE GUESSES. 85 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:56,289 >> Jimmy: TITLE. I USUALLY GO WITH LOVED. >> Questlove: SEE, YOU'RE 86 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,858 CONFIDENT A "V" IS GOING TO BE IN THIS WORD >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S 87 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:04,698 INTERESTING. >> Steve: I ALWAYS DO ARISE. >> Jimmy: ARISE -- 88 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,134 >> Steve: OR ADIEU >> Questlove: YEAH >> Steve: BECAUSE THAT'S GOT A 89 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,904 A LOT OF VOWELS IN IT. >> Jimmy: ADIEU? >> Steve: MH-HMM 90 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:14,107 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: NICE >> Steve: ADIEU. 91 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,942 >> Jimmy: ADIEU? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS THAT A WORD 92 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,712 >> Questlove: YEAH, ADIEU. >> Jimmy: I KNOW ADO, A-D-O, BUT ADIEU? 93 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:22,215 >> Steve: YEAH, LIKE - >> Questlove: A-D-I -- >> Jimmy: I BID -- 94 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,718 >> Steve: I BID YOU A FOND ADIEU. >> Jimmy: FOND ADIEU 95 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,954 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I'M SORRY, FONDUE. 96 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,890 >> Jimmy: FONDUE WOULD BE A WORD [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,294 THAT'S TOO MANY LETTERS. SO IT'S FIVE LETTERS ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S -- WHAT ARE 98 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,897 YOU THINKING TITLE, LOVED, OR ADIEU >> Questlove: I LIKE HIS ARISE 99 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,166 BETTER >> Steve: DO ARISE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING 100 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,635 TO DO ARISE. >> Questlove: R, S, A BUNCH OF VOWELS 101 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:45,972 WE SHOULD BE GOOD. >> Jimmy: ARISE. THIS IS OUR FIRST WORD 102 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:50,844 OH OOH! [ CHEERS ] 103 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:54,647 ALL RIGHT. YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:58,084 ALL RIGHT SO IT'S A -- WE GOT "A" IS DEFINITE. THAT'S A GUARANTEED LETTER 105 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,286 >> Steve: THAT'S EXACTLY THE RIGHT PLACE. >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S EXACTLY 106 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,188 RIGHT, AND E IS SOMEWHERE IN THERE. >> Questlove: WOW, NO R, I, S 107 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:06,026 IN IT? >> Jimmy: NO >> Questlove: WOW. 108 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,361 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT SO NOW --SO IT'S "A" DEFINITELY. AND THERE'S AN "E" IN THERE 109 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:15,535 SOMEWHERE. SO IT'S "A" BLANK "E" I'M ASSUMING 110 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:20,273 A -- H -- NO - ACHOO? [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,775 >> Questlove: I THOUGHT THE SAME THING >> Jimmy: WHAT 112 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,910 >> Questlove: I THOUGHT THE SAME THING >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? 113 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,712 >> Steve: BUT THERE'S NO "E" IN ACHOO. >> Jimmy: THE "E" IS IN -- 114 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:28,815 THAT'S TRUE. THERE'S NO "E" IN ACHOO. ALL? 115 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,584 ALL? APP? AT 116 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:38,591 AN AN SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A-N-E? 117 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:42,629 >> Questlove: AWAKE? >> Jimmy: AWAKE? >> Steve: NO, CAUSE THE "E'S" 118 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:46,733 THE WRONG SPOT >> Jimmy: HIGGINS YOU CAN'T -- >> Steve: I'M JUST SAYING THE 119 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:50,470 RULES. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE CLOSE. I'M SAYING THE RULE. 120 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,739 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DON'T WANT TO GUESS THAT, BECAUSE THE "E" WOULD BLOW THE 121 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:53,773 "E." >> Jimmy: WORDS USUALLY END WITH D 122 00:07:53,773 --> 00:08:06,152 >> AHEAD >> Jimmy: AHEAD. LET'S TRY THAT 123 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,789 AHEAD. [ IMITATING BUZZER ] >> Questlove: OH 124 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:13,026 SO IT'S DEFINITELY THE SECOND TO LAST LETTER >> Steve: YEAH 125 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,095 >> Questlove: THE "E" IS DEFINITELY SECOND TO LAST LETTER 126 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,764 >> Jimmy: YES THAT'S CORRECT IT HAS TO BE SO, THE "E" IS DEFINITELY THE 127 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,733 SECOND, SO - >> Questlove: WITH NO "R," AND NO "D," ADDED? 128 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:25,905 WOW, THAT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: NO "D" IN THERE EITHER, AHEAD. 129 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:30,210 SO IT'S, A, BLANK, BLANK, E, BLANK. E-R? 130 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:33,847 ADHERE >> Steve: NOPE WE GOT A "R" RIGHT THERE IN 131 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,617 ARISE -- I'M JUST SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] THE RULES OF THE GAME, I'M NOT 132 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:40,420 CHEATING >> Jimmy: I ALMOST WANT HIGGINS' MICROPHONE TO BE 133 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:43,390 TURNED OFF, JUST BECAUSE - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: NO HE'S RIGHT. 134 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,924 >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR, NO ONE SPOILED IT >> Questlove: HE'S RIGHT 135 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:47,660 HE'S RIGHT >> Jimmy: I KNOW HE'S RIGHT. HE'S RIGHT, HE'S - 136 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:54,801 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, AD -- AD -- >> Questlove: WHAT COULD FOLLOW 137 00:08:54,801 --> 00:09:00,674 AN "E" THAT'S NOT S, R, OR D A "P?" >> T 138 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:04,077 >> Jimmy: T? E.T. >> Steve: PHONE HOME 139 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:07,180 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT'S E-T. IT'S E - 140 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:13,286 >> N >> Jimmy: N? OH, AGAIN? 141 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,255 >> Questlove: AH >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: OKAY 142 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,023 SORRY. HEY, SORRY [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,492 GOSH OH, MY GOSH. I'M JUST SUGGESTING SOMETHING, 144 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,696 WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, QUEST, WHAT DO YOU 145 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:26,433 THINK? >> Questlove: AH, DAMN, THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE. 146 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:29,035 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, LET'S -- >> Questlove: I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE AWARE, BUT IT'S 147 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:36,042 NOT. >> Jimmy: AWAKE. NO THE E'S GOT TO BE BEFORE, 148 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:42,048 IT'S IN THE MIDDLE >> ANNEX >> Jimmy: ANNEX? 149 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:46,886 JEEZ, THAT'S REALLY TRICKY I MEAN, WHAT DAY IS TODAY? THURSDAY 150 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,822 SHOULD IT BE THIS HARD >> Steve: NO, IT WAS A HARD ONE. 151 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:52,592 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS TOO HARD QUEST, MAYBE IF YOU STOP 152 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:59,899 PLAYING THE DRUMS, AND JUST FOCUS. >> ANNEX 153 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:03,970 >> ANNEX >> Steve: GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME 154 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,473 COME ON. >> Jimmy: ANNEX? >> Steve: JUDAS PREIST 155 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,275 >> Jimmy: ANNEX? ON A THURSDAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 156 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,778 OF COURSE NOT. ANNEX. THAT'S A SUNDAY WORD 157 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,613 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL 158 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,016 IT'S COOL. I MEAN - >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT COOL. 159 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,818 I'M SO UPSET >> Questlove: WE'RE PROGRESSING RIGHT NOW. 160 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:22,288 WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY DON'T FREAK OUT. 161 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:31,364 [ LAUGHTER ] >> ASKED >> Jimmy: ASKED? 162 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:37,671 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING OUT I GOT TO ZONE OUT. SO YOU GOT -- LOOK AT THOSE 163 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:40,874 LETTERS LEFT SO - F? 164 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:45,111 F? I MEAN, NOW I'M LOOKING FOR SPOILERS 165 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:48,882 >> ALLEY >> Jimmy: ALLEY? YEAH THAT FEELS LIKE A 166 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:54,354 A THURSDAY ALLEY. [ DRUM ROLL 167 00:10:54,354 --> 00:11:02,896 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OOH! >> Steve: OH 168 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,532 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HA-HA-HA [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,167 >> Questlove: NO, NO, NO, THERE'S AN S IN IT >> Jimmy: ASHEY? 170 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,737 >> Questlove: NO, NO, NO >> Jimmy: ABBEY? >> YEAH. 171 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:14,074 >> Jimmy: YEAH, "DOWNTON ABBEY," I FEEL THAT WAY. IT'S ENGLAND -- THIS THING IS, 172 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:18,445 LIKE, UK WORDLE.UK. I THINK IT'S ABBEY 173 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,548 >> Questlove: REALLY OKAY >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T THINK IT'S 174 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:25,852 ABBEY? >> Questlove: IT COULD BE. ISN'T THAT A PROPER NOUN 175 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:32,826 ARE PROPER NOUNS ALLOWED >> Jimmy: ABBEY? >> Steve: NO, IT'S ALLOWED 176 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,196 >> Jimmy: LET'S TRY ABBEY. YOU GUYS AGREE ABBEY? 177 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:40,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, I THINK IT'S REALLY ALLOWED 178 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:46,139 [ DRUM ROLL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 179 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:52,979 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHOO-HOO YEAH 180 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,949 WHOO-HOO THANK YOU! THANK YOU, EVERYBODY 181 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,884 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" COME ON BACK, YEAH 182 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:23,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FUN, THAT 183 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:27,313 WAS FUN. WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 184 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,382 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 185 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:36,423 * * HASHTAG HASHTAG * 186 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:41,161 * >> Jimmy: NOW WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 187 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:45,231 A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE 188 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:49,436 HASHTAG #MYWORSTCAR. [ LAUGHTER ] ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE STORIES 189 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,006 ABOUT THE WORST CAR YOU'VE EVER HAD. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS 190 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:56,676 A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 191 00:12:56,676 --> 00:13:01,181 WHAT WAS YOUR WORST CAR? >> Steve: I HAD SO MANY WORST CARS 192 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,517 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, MY GRANDPA HAD A CAR THAT HAD A HOLE THAT I COULD SEE THE -- I COULD SEE 193 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,319 THROUGH. >> Steve: SEE THE FLOOR? >> Jimmy: YEAH 194 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,288 I COULD SEE THE STREET, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MY FRIEND HAD THAT 195 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,658 AND WE DROVE OVER A PUDDLE AND WATER SHOT UP LIKE A FIREHOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,760 ONE CAR I HAD THE BRAKES WENT OUT. I WAS GOING, "OH, WOW, THE 197 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,962 BRAKES ARE OUT THAT'S WEIRD." DOWNSHIFTED IT, PARKED, AND 198 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,332 WENT - [ PANTING >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 199 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:24,237 MY DAD HAD A CAR -- THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR WE EVER HAD IS -- BEAUTIFUL CAR, VELOUR INTERIOR 200 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:28,141 >> Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS VELOUR 201 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:33,079 >> Jimmy: NOT TOO HOT IN THE SUMMER, NOT TOO COLD IN THE WINTER, KIND OF COZY, YEAH 202 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,982 AND HE WAS CLEANING OUT THE ENGINE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT OR SOMETHING 203 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,418 >> Steve: YEAH, WITH THAT GUNK SPRAY? >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S CALLED 204 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,321 GUNK SPRAY, YEAH ALSO, WHAT IS HE DOING HE SHOULDN'T DO THAT 205 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,957 >> Steve: DO YOU JUST SPRAY IT IN THE CARBURETOR, TRY TO GET IT TO START? 206 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,226 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HE SHOULDN'T DO THAT. >> Steve: WHAT HAPPENED? 207 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,461 >> Jimmy: HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FIX CARS. WHAT IS HE DOING 208 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,264 SO ANYWAYS, HE DID THAT, AND IT LIT FIRE, RIGHT? [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 209 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,100 AND SO IT'S LIKE -- HE FREAKED OUT, DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO HE CLOSED THE HOOD THINKING 210 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,804 THAT WOULD PUT THE FIRE OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN IT JUST KEPT -- IT GOT 211 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,173 BIGGER [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN HE WAS TRYING TO OPEN 212 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,843 THE HOOD IT'S ONE OF THOSE LATCHES WHERE YOU'VE GOT TO KIND OF PULL THE 213 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,645 BUTTON AND - [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S BURNING HIS FINGERS 214 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,181 TRYING TO OPEN THE HOOD, AND THEN HE'S LIKE, "I CAN'T." AND THE NEIGHBOR'S LIKE, "YOU 215 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,216 NEED HELP, JIM?" AND HE'S LIKE, "MY CAR'S GOING TO BLOW UP," AND THEY'RE LIKE, 216 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,187 "WHAT? OH, MY GOD!" [ LAUGHTER ] 217 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,690 SO THEY RAN INSIDE AND THEN MY DAD TOLD US THE CAR IS GOING TO BLOW UP. 218 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,926 MY MOM MADE US LAY ON THE FLOOR. [ LAUGHTER ] 219 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,862 SHE THOUGHT THE WINDOWS WERE GOING TO BREAK >> Steve: SHE'S SEEN THE MOVIE, 220 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,098 YEAH >> Jimmy: THEY CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, YEAH, HE TOTALED 221 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,901 HIS CAR. >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 222 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,104 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE LAST GOOD CAR WE EVER HAD ANYWAYS, HERE YOU GO 223 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,474 THESE ARE GOING TO BE WORSE. HERE WE GO MY WORST CAR 224 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:39,245 THIS ONE'S FROM @KYLEDICE23. HE SAYS, "I HAD A CAR THAT HAD NO TURN SIGNALS, SO I WOULD 225 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:43,450 WAVE OUT MY WINDOW FOR A LEFT TURN AND SHAKE A BROOM OUT OF MY RIGHT WINDOW FOR A RIGHT 226 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,087 TURN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WOW. 227 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:50,290 THAT'S ROUGH THAT'S ROUGH >> Steve: HOLD ON. 228 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:54,394 STOP I MADE A MISTAKE >> Jimmy: HAZARDS, HAZARDS, 229 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,429 HAZARDS, HAZARDS [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS FROM 230 00:14:56,429 --> 00:15:02,235 @JAKEWILLIAMSART HE SAYS, "THE DRIVER'S SEAT WAS STUCK IN THE RECLINE POSITION. 231 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:06,506 I HAD TO FLEX NOT TO LEAN BACK WHENEVER I ACCELERATED I GOT ABS THAT YEAR. 232 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:13,646 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: LOW RI - >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 233 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:21,187 @BULLSONPARADE78 HE SAYS, "MY FIRST CAR HAD A A FOLGER'S CAN UNDER THE HOOD 234 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,922 WITH HOSES GOING IN AND OUT. I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT DID. 235 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,091 I PAINTED IT BLACK AND ACTED LIKE IT BELONGED THERE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 236 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,094 YEAH, JUST DON'T TOUCH IT! >> Steve: DON'T MESS WITH IT >> Jimmy: IT WORKS, DON'T MESS, 237 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,063 DUDE IT WORKS, RIGHT? >> Steve: IT WORKS 238 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:37,070 >> Jimmy: GO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT THIS ONE'S FROM @PDB435. 239 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,572 HE SAYS, "I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED A COKE ON MY CAR'S GPS FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS, IT 240 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,475 SOUNDED LIKE I WAS GETTING DIRECTIONS FROM A DEMONIC HELEN MIRREN." 241 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:48,915 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MAKE A RIGHT TURN!" >> Steve: "GRR, TURN LEFT. 242 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:52,986 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @NICKLEWIS37 243 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:58,291 HE SAYS, "I HAD A A 1992 CHEVY BLAZER. ONE TIME WHILE TURNING RIGHT, 244 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:04,664 THE DOOR FELL OFF AND MY FRIEND FELL OUT OF THE CAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 245 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,566 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: COMING BACK AROUND FOR YOU BUDDY. 246 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,235 I'LL COME BACK AROUND. YOU OKAY >> Steve: GET THE BROOM. 247 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,071 >> Jimmy: TUCK AND ROLL, BUDDY KEEP THE BROOM [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:14,140 KEEP THE BROOM >> Steve: KEEP THE SWEEP - >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 249 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:20,280 @LMITTZ6012. HE SAYS, "MY CAR IN HIGH SCHOOL HAD A BUSTED STEERING WHEEL, SO 250 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:27,053 MY DAD REPLACED IT WITH A GIANT BLOCK OF FOAM. [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,089 >> Steve: STEERING WHEEL >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @XOCAROLYN 252 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:33,293 SHE SAYS, "MY BROTHER BROKE THE KEY IN THE DOOR SO WE WOULD HAVE TO CLIMB IN THE TRUNK AND 253 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:41,267 CRAWL THROUGH THE MIDDLE SEAT TO UNLOCK THE BACK DOOR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 254 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,337 I REMEMBER MY FRIEND DENNIS ONCE GOT -- WE GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT 255 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:49,109 EVERYONE WAS FINE, BUT HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A CAR AND SO WE ALL JUMPED IN THE CAR. 256 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,177 AND HE HAD THREE PEOPLE IN HIS TRUNK? [ LAUGHTER ] 257 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,114 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WELL, MAYBE ONE PERSON 258 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:57,183 IT WAS ONE PERSON IN THE TRUNK BUT IT WAS THE QUARTERBACK FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM. 259 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,853 >> Steve: IN THE TRUNK >> Jimmy: IN THE TRUNK >> Steve: SURE 260 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,122 >> Jimmy: AND THEN LIKE SIX PEOPLE IN HIS CAR. >> Steve: YEAH 261 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:05,458 >> Jimmy: AND HE HIT A A TELEPHONE POLE [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 262 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:11,464 EVERYONE'S FINE, EXCEPT -- YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS. THE TELEPHONE POLE CRACKED, 263 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:16,202 FELL, AND THE WIRES PULLED THE SIDING OFF THE SIDE OF A HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 264 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:20,240 SO THE SIDING OF A HUMAN BEING'S HOUSE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,244 CAME DOWN. AND HE ILLEGALLY HAD THE QUARTERBACK IN THE TRUNK 266 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,147 BUT WE DIDN'T -- WE DIDN'T TELL THE POLICE THAT THAT HAPPENED. [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,617 EVERYONE'S FINE. IT'S LIKE -- YEAH. >> Steve: IT'S A NEW 268 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,053 FOOTBALL - >> Jimmy: WHO'S GOT SHOTGUN? I GOT TRUNK. 269 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,688 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, COOL >> Steve: I'LL TAKE SIDING 270 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:36,523 I GOT SIDING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM 271 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:41,528 @MRMADEMEDIA HE SAYS, "I HAD A PONTIAC 3000 THE GUY WHO SOLD IT TO ME GAVE 272 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,763 ME A SCREWDRIVER AND SAID, 'THAT'S THE KEY. GOOD LUCK.'" [ LAUGHTER AND 273 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,166 APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU GO HE'S BEING HONEST. 274 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,668 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS 275 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:53,073 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 276 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,775 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WILLEM DAFOE, EVERYBODY. 277 00:17:55,775 --> 00:18:18,131 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 278 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,033 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A 4-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE STARRING IN THE ACCLAIMED NEW FILM 279 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:25,805 "NIGHTMARE ALLEY," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW AND ALSO IN THE GIANT -- 280 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:30,310 PROBABLY THE BIGGEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME, "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME." 281 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,812 HOME." HERE'S WILLEM DAFOE! 282 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,615 * 283 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,050 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 284 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,718 HEY BUDDY. >> HEY JIMMY >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE 285 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,653 YOU, BUDDY >> HOW ARE YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 286 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,789 BEING ON THE SHOW. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL 287 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:55,468 DOOR BEHIND YOU. >> YEAH, MY PLEASURE >> Jimmy: YEAH 288 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,070 DO YOU LIVE IN ROME? >> I LIVE IN ROME AND I ALSO LIVE IN NEW YORK 289 00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:05,278 I MARRIED AN ITALIAN SO I LIVE BOTH PLACES. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE 290 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:09,849 PASTA? DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE PASTA >> YOU KNOW, I LIKE THE 291 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:13,853 SIMPLEEST KIND SPAGHETTI AGLIO OLIO E PEPERONCINO. 292 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,222 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN. YES A -- [ APPLAUSE ] 293 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:20,260 THAT IS SO GOOD. ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO -- I WANT COME SEE YOUR PLACE. 294 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,762 >> THAT WOULD BE MY LAST MEAL. PEOPLE ASK ME THAT QUESTION A LOT. 295 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,865 "WHAT WOULD BE YOUR LAST MEAL? THAT WOULD BE IT >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE IT 296 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,400 WOW. IS THERE A PLACE THAT YOU GET IT FROM? 297 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:33,039 THAT YOU KNOW? >> WHERE ELSE, MY KITCHEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 298 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,476 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. YOU KNOW, YOU'VE HAD SUCH A GREAT CAREER 299 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,279 I WAS LOOKING AT SOME STUFF ON THE INTERNET ALL THE STUFF ABOUT YOU. 300 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:43,283 YOU'VE BEEN IN OVER 100 MOVIES THE NEW YORK TIMES, THEY NAMED YOU ONE OF THE 25 GREATEST 301 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:53,126 ACTORS OF THE 21st CENTURY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT TOO SHABBY 302 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:59,833 >> IT'S FANTASTIC. >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY >> NO, IT'S NICE 303 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:04,604 I -- HOMETOWN PAPER, YOU KNOW, IT'S WHEN NEW YORK TIMES SAYS SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOU, YOU 304 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,675 DO PAY ATTENTION >> Jimmy: I AGREE. I'VE BEEN ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE 305 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,878 OF THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DO YOU THINK? 306 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:16,216 WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THAT LIST AND YOU GO, "WELL, YEAH. 307 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,853 YOU'RE LIKE A YOUNG KID GOING, "I COULD TRY ACTING. AND NOW YOU'RE ONE THE GREATEST 308 00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:22,689 ACTORS EVER. >> YOU KNOW, IT'S ENCOURAGEMENT. 309 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,892 WHAT CAN YOU SAY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT JUST -- YOU KNOW 310 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:30,363 IT'S SOMETIMES A LITTLE UNCERTAIN, YOU KNOW, BEING AN ACTOR. 311 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,165 AND IT JUST GIVES YOU ENERGY AND TELLS YOU TO KEEP ON GOING AND LETS YOU KNOW SOMEONE'S OUT 312 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:37,737 THERE WATCHING >> Jimmy: YEAH A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE 313 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,707 WATCHING YOU, BUDDY. I ALSO SAW YOU GOT A HOLLYWOOD STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME, WHICH 314 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:46,813 I ASSUME YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ALREADY. BUT THAT'S KIND OF AWESOME 315 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:54,120 THAT'S KIND OF COOL, RIGHT >> YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S -- I REMEMBER WHEN FIRST TIME I WENT 316 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:58,892 TO L.A., I'M BRINGING MY KID THERE. AND HE LOVED MOVIES. 317 00:20:58,892 --> 00:21:01,661 AND I WOULD TAKE HIM AND SHOW HIM THE STARS ON THE WALK OF FAME 318 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,930 AND THEN TO BE PART OF THAT IS - YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S NOT 319 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:11,905 SOMETHING I WAS THINKING ABOUT BUT IT'S -- I'M VERY HAPPY THAT THEY INVITED ME THERE, SO -- 320 00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:14,541 >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHO -- WHAT OTHER STARS ARE NEXT TO YOU? 321 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,776 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE CONCERNING FOR ME I WOULD -- 322 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,579 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD, RIGHT? 323 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:23,083 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T WANT TO GIVE ME THE STAR IT 324 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:28,254 WOULD BUM EVERYBODY ELSE OUT LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIES FIRST OF ALL, "NIGHTMARE 325 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:33,893 ALLEY. WOW, IS IT A GREAT FILM AND JUST - 326 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,796 CREEPY IS THE PROBABLY BEST WAY I CAN PUT IT >> THIS IS VERY MUCH KIND OF A 327 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:41,568 A NEW NOIR >> Jimmy: YES, IT IS NOIR. >> IT'S KIND OF A RETHINKING OF 328 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:50,777 THE CLASSIC -- CLASSIC FILM OF THE SAME TITLE I PLAY THE HEAD OF A CARNIVAL. 329 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,980 I RUN A GEEK SHOW. >> Jimmy: YEP. >> KIND OF A DARK FIGURE 330 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:58,885 BUT A FUN FIGURE TO PLAY PRAGMATIC. TAKES CARE OF HIS PEOPLE 331 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,654 KNOWS WHO'S HE IS, BUT MAYBE NOT -- YOU DON'T WANT HIM AS YOUR NEIGHBOR. 332 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:07,060 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HENCE THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF -- THE HOLLYWOOD STAR. 333 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,229 YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE BLOCK TO YOURSELF HOW'S BRADLEY COOPER, IS HE 334 00:22:09,229 --> 00:22:16,636 DOING OKAY IT'S OUR OLD BUDDY >> HE'S A GOOD EGG 335 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,471 I MEAN, HE'S GOT A GOOD WORK ETHIC, AND HE LIVES AND BREATHES MOVIES. 336 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:23,209 HE LOVES MOVIES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOES. >> THEY HAD SHOT HALF OF THE 337 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:26,079 MOVIE BEFORE - THEY HAD TO TAKE A BREAK FOR COVID. 338 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:31,751 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND BY TIME I CAME IN, I'M IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE MOVIE 339 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:36,089 THE FIRST PART OF THE MOVIE. AND GUILLERMO AND HIM HAD SUCH A SHORT HAND, THAT IS WAS 340 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:39,092 REALLY FUN TO WORK WITH THE TWO OF THEM. MOST OF MY STUFF IS WITH 341 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:43,930 BRADLEY. YOU KNOW, WE WERE INVENTING STUFF. 342 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,599 WE WERE PLAYING AROUND WITH STUFF. SOMETIMES THAT STUFF DOESN'T 343 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:50,503 MAKE IT IN THE MOVIE BUT YOU KIND OF FEEL LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 344 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:55,675 >> THAT INFORMS WHAT IS IN THE MOVIE AND KIND OF SENDS THE SCENES ON THEIR WAY. 345 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,911 >> Jimmy: YEAH HE CAME ON OUR SHOW ONCE AND WE STARTED LAUGHING AND WE 346 00:22:57,911 --> 00:23:03,650 PROBABLY LAUGHED FOR 25 MINUTES STRAIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:07,387 COULDN'T USE ANY OF IT WE JUST COULDN'T STOP -- >> SOUNDS LIKE A REAL FUN SHOW, 348 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,422 JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYONE ELSE WAS 349 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,791 BUMMED, YEAH IT WAS LIKE -- YEAH. SO, YOU DO THIS BEAUTIFUL 350 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:18,098 MOVIE. I'LL SAY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE IT REALLY IS JUST A GORGEOUS FILM 351 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:22,135 AND THEN YOU DO ANOTHER WELL-SHOT MOVIE. BUT MORE OF A POP HIT. 352 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:28,675 YOU DO "SPIDER-MAN." AND IT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 353 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:33,179 IT'S ALREADY MADE OVER LIKE $1 BILLION OR SOMETHING. >> UH-HUH. 354 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:38,351 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IN THEATERS ONLY THOUGH 355 00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:43,123 RIGHT? >> YEAH, BUT SO IS "NIGHTMARE ALLEY" RIGHT NOW 356 00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:49,462 AND THEY'RE TWO MOVIES THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE IN THEATERS JUST BECAUSE, WELL, FOR 357 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:52,465 "SPIDER-MAN" THE SIZE OF THE EFFECTS, AND JUST THE SIZE OF THE STORY. 358 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:58,471 AND ALSO FOR "NIGHTMARE ALLEY" -- WELL, THEY'RE BOTH BEAUTIFULLY SHOT 359 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:02,876 THEY'RE MOVIES YOU SHOULD SEE IN THE THEATER SO, RIGHT NOW THEY'RE BOTH IN 360 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,612 THEATERS SO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> RUN OUT 361 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,213 >> Jimmy: GO OUT AND CHECK THEM OUT. WHERE A MASK AND ENJOY 362 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,784 YEAH -- DID YOU -- WAS IT SO SECRETIVE? 'CAUSE I DIDN'T -- I HAD NO 363 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:16,256 IDEA YOU WERE IN THIS MOVIE. I KNOW YOU KNEW THAT YOU WERE IN IT. 364 00:24:16,256 --> 00:24:20,060 BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] DID THEY, LIKE, HIDE IT? 365 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:22,829 DID THEY HAVE YOU WEAR A -- YOU KNOW - >> THEY DID, THEY DID. 366 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:27,167 AND THEY DID IT BEAUTIFULLY. FIRST OF ALL, I THOUGHT YOU KNOW, THESE MOVIES -- THESE 367 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:29,402 MARVEL MOVIES HAVE SUCH A STRONG FAN BASE. PEOPLE ARE SO CURIOUS ABOUT 368 00:24:29,402 --> 00:24:31,771 THEM EVEN WHEN THEY'RE BEING MADE, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 369 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:37,544 WHAT'S GOING ON. BUT THEY REALLY DECIDED THEY WERE GOING TO KEEP SOME OF THE 370 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,813 ELEMENTS A SECRET. AND I WON'T SAY WHAT SOME OF THOSE ELEMENTS ARE FOR ANYONE 371 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:51,491 THAT HASN'T SEEN THE MOVIE BUT, FOR ME -- YEAH, WHEN I GO TO SET, THEY PUT ME IN A BLACK 372 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:55,428 CLOAK, AND ALWAYS HAVE ME IN A A CAR WITH DARK WINDOWS. AND THEY DIDN'T WANT ME HANGING 373 00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:58,631 OUT ANY PLACE. BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT - >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T WANT KNOW 374 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:01,468 YOU WERE IN TOWN >> THEY DIDN'T ANYONE TO KNOW I WAS IN TOWN MAKING A MOVIE 375 00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:05,038 AND I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK BUT ACTUALLY IT DID. 376 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:06,773 AND ONLY JUST BEFORE THE MOVIE WAS RELEASED, THEY STARTED KIND OF HINTING THINGS IN THE 377 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:12,912 TRAILERS SO IT WAS -- >> Jimmy: THEY DID A GREAT JOB 378 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,315 >> IT WAS COOL >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS COOL. AND YOU'RE AMAZING IN IT 379 00:25:15,315 --> 00:25:17,550 AND THANK YOU AGAIN FOR COMING ON THE SHOW, I APPRECIATE IT I WANT TO SHOW - 380 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:20,920 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> MY PLEASURE >> Jimmy: HERE'S WILLEM DAFOE 381 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,056 IN "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 382 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:35,068 >> OSBOURNE? >> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? >> WHAT HAPPENED TO -- 383 00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:41,608 YOU'RE THE WALKING CORPSE. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> YOU DIED, NORMAN. 384 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:48,748 YEARS AGO. >> YOU'RE INSANE >> GOD I LOVE IT, HERE 385 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:52,819 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE, HE'S NOT -- 386 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:57,824 >> DEAD. THEY BOTH DIED, FIGHTING SPIDER-MAN 387 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:03,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT SO COOL! 388 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:06,199 WILLEM DAFOE, EVERYBODY. "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME," AND "NIGHTMARE ALLEY," ARE IN 389 00:26:06,199 --> 00:26:09,302 THEATERS GO TO THE THEATERS AND CHECK THEM OUT 390 00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:12,706 ARIANA DeBOSE JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK, STICK AROUND. THANK YOU, WILLEM. 391 00:26:12,706 --> 00:26:34,194 ALWAYS A PLEASURE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 392 00:26:34,194 --> 00:26:37,964 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS BEEN GETTING RAVE REVIEWS FOR HER ROLE IN "WEST SIDE STORY" 393 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:42,969 WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW SHE'S ALSO HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH 394 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:49,142 MUSICAL GUEST BLEACHERS. PLEASE WELCOME ARIANA DeBOSE 395 00:26:51,077 --> 00:27:08,728 * * >> Jimmy: ARIANA DeBOSE! 396 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:12,432 ARE YOU KIDDING ME I MEAN, WOW. THAT'S AN ENTRANCE RIGHT THERE, 397 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:17,270 COME ON! >> OH, MY, MY, MY. >> Jimmy: MY, MY, MY 398 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,639 I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK 399 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:23,276 >> ARE YOU KIDDING I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE HERE BEFORE 400 00:27:23,276 --> 00:27:26,346 >> I WAS I WAS SWEATING >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SWEATING -- 401 00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:31,785 YOU WERE DONNA SUMMER. >> I WAS I WAS DISCO DONNA SUMMER, AND I 402 00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:34,387 KID YOU NOT, THANK YOU TO THAT ONE PERSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 403 00:27:34,387 --> 00:27:37,957 ONLY TO YOU. >> Jimmy: IT ONLY TAKES ONE. IT ONLY TAKES ONE. 404 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:41,161 >> NO, I REMEMBER THEM SAYING, "YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON JIMMY FALLON." 405 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:43,530 AND I SAID, "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO ONE OF LaCHANZE'S SONGS BECAUSE -- 406 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:50,270 SHE'S VERY FAMOUS, AND A REALLY GOOD SINGER. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU WERE - 407 00:27:50,270 --> 00:27:53,340 YOU ARE HERE, THERE'S A PICTURE OF ALL OF YOU GUYS ALL THREE DONNAS 408 00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,975 YEAH >> OH MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 409 00:27:55,975 --> 00:28:01,214 YES. STORM LEVER, LaCHANZE -- WE DID "MACARTHUR PARK." 410 00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:04,117 YO-YO YO WITH THAT FIRE BAND OVER THERE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH 411 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,252 >> OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: "MACARTHUR PARK. I MEAN, LOVED IT 412 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,154 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT I'VE SEEN YOU EVEN BEFORE 413 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:11,024 THAT >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE IN 414 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:14,627 "HAMILTON. >> I WAS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:28:14,627 --> 00:28:19,399 I WAS, I WAS, I WAS. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE THE BULLET. >> YES 416 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:23,136 >> Jimmy: NOW TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS >> OKAY, WELL, IT'S HARD 417 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:27,240 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE SPOILER ALERT, HE DIES 418 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,511 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, OKAY, YEP ALL RIGHT. 419 00:28:31,511 --> 00:28:33,413 >> SO WHEN WE WERE REHEARSING, ANDY BLANKENBUEHLER WAS LIKE, "COME HERE ARI, YOU'RE GOING TO 420 00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:35,749 TRACE THIS BULLET AND THE FIRST TIME, YOU'RE GONNA MISS HIM. AND I SAID "THAT'S AWESOME, 421 00:28:35,749 --> 00:28:38,818 COOL." SO I'M GOING TO JUST DO THAT GREAT. 422 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,755 HE SAID, "YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT A SECOND TIME AND THEN THAT TIME HE'S GOING TO DIE." 423 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:48,862 AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I'M PLAYING AN INANIMATE OBJECT. AWESOME. 424 00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:51,664 SO AS AN ACTOR I WAS LIKE, "HOW DO I MAKE IT WORK FOR MYSELF," YOU KNOW 425 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:56,069 SO I JUST STARTED FILLING IN THE BLANKS AND I SAID "WHAT ABOUT AN OMEN 426 00:28:56,069 --> 00:29:02,208 OF DEATH?" MAYBE SHE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, DEATH ITSELF 427 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,878 >> Jimmy: WOW, SO YOU REALLY MADE IT A CHARACTER. >> I SURE DID AND GUESS WHAT 428 00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:08,748 NO ONE BUT ME KNEW THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] IN FACT, TO THIS DAY, I'M 429 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,551 PRETTY SURE THE CREATIVE TEAM IS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 430 00:29:11,551 --> 00:29:17,290 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE 431 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:20,226 THINKING?" >> YEAH, "HOW CREATIVE OF YOU. >> Jimmy: BUT THEN WE GET -- 432 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:24,297 NOW YOU'RE A MOVIE STAR. I SAW YOU IN "THE PROM." >> YEAH. 433 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:26,933 >> Jimmy: WITH NICOLE KIDMAN - >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: MERYL STREEP 434 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:29,836 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S BIG LEAGUES >> YEAH, I WAS STRESSED ON THAT 435 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:34,074 MOVIE TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT WAS GREAT 436 00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:35,909 SO ONE OF MY FIRST DAYS ON SET WAS ACTUALLY DURING ONE OF MERYL'S BIG NUMBERS CALLED 437 00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:42,615 "IT'S NOT ABOUT ME." AND WHEN MERYL IS PERFORMING, LIKE YOU CLAP AFTER EVERY TAKE, 438 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:50,056 SO NATURALLY I WAS VERY ATTENTIVE, RIGHT AND SHE'S KILLING IT, MIND YOU 439 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:53,660 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO THE ONE TIME I WAS LIKE, "OH, I GOT SOMETHING ON MY 440 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:58,064 SKIRT. OH, NO, LET ME JUST CLEAN THAT OFF REAL QUICK." 441 00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:04,571 I LOOK UP, AND SHE SAYS, "YOU'RE NOT CLAPPING [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:07,941 WAS IT NOT - >> Jimmy: WAS IT BAD >> GOOD? 443 00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:11,878 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, BUSTED. >> I WENT FULL, LIKE, ANDY -- 444 00:30:11,878 --> 00:30:15,215 "NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU WERE GREAT, YOU WERE GREAT. AND -- 445 00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:18,985 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH OF COURSE. 446 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:22,088 MERYL STREEP >> I LITERALLY GOT ON THE FLOOR AND BOWED BECAUSE I WAS SO 447 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:27,927 STRESSED OUT >> Jimmy: YES. LIKE NO WAY I DIDN'T CLAP -- 448 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:31,164 BUT YEAH, YOU'RE MERYL STREEP. COME ON. >> AND YOU DO, YOU BOW TO THE 449 00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:33,800 QUEEN AND IT ALL WORKS GREAT BUT SHE WAS GREAT. EVERYONE WAS GREAT 450 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,635 NICOLE CAME AND OFFERED ME CARROTS ONE DAY AND I WILL REMEMBER THAT UNTIL THE DAY 451 00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:39,673 THAT I DIE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT MOMENTS 452 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,808 YOU REMEMBER >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU WONDER IF 453 00:30:41,808 --> 00:30:44,577 THEY REMEMBER THOSE MOMENTS. >> OH, SHE HAS NO IDEA [ LAUGHTER ] 454 00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:50,850 NONE "ARIANA, YOU WANT A CARROT?" "WHAT? 455 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:55,088 "ARIANA, YOU WANT A CARROT?" AND I WAS -- "YEAH I DO!" 456 00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:57,590 >> Jimmy: I DO >> I DO! >> Jimmy: I ABSOLUTELY WANT 457 00:30:57,590 --> 00:31:03,596 THAT CARROT. >> YOU GIVE ME THAT CARROT >> Jimmy: GIVE ME IT RIGHT NOW 458 00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:05,865 YOU'RE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND >> YES, I AM 459 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:10,904 >> Jimmy: I KNOW ARE YOU NOW GOING LIKE, "WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO? 460 00:31:10,904 --> 00:31:13,073 >> ACTUALLY NO, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU, MOST OF TWITTER WAS LIKE, "COOL COOL COOL, DIDN'T 461 00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:16,743 YOU JUST, LIKE, MISSPELL 'GRANDE'?" [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:31:16,743 --> 00:31:19,979 AND I WAS LIKE - [ RIM SHOT ] AYO! 463 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:25,151 HERE ALL WEEK. ACUTALLY JUST SATURDAY >> Jimmy: I'M HERE ALL WEEK. 464 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:28,488 >> OH YEAH, BUT I KID YOU NOT THOUGH, THERE WAS ONE LADY, CAROL, POOR CAROL. 465 00:31:28,488 --> 00:31:35,762 SHE SAID, "WHO ARE YOU I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE EXPLAIN YOURSELF." 466 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:38,598 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT >> AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS IS 467 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:42,235 TERRIBLE WELL, HERE'S MY RESUME." [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:46,439 >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- YOU'RE VERY ACCLAIMED. I WILL TELL CAROL EXACTLY WHO 469 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:48,108 YOU ARE. >> DEAR CAROL, I HOPE YOU TUNE IN AND I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T 470 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:52,979 KNOW WHO I WAS, BUT I PROMISE WE'LL GIVE YOU A GOOD SHOW >> Jimmy: WE'LL GIVE YOU A 471 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:56,349 A GREAT SHOW AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ARIANA DeBOSE. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 472 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:58,852 "WEST SIDE STORY" WHEN WE COME BACK MORE WITH ARIANA COME ON BACK, 473 00:31:58,852 --> 00:32:18,238 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 474 00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:19,839 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE WE'RE TALKING TO ARIANA DeBOSE 475 00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:24,678 RIGHT HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, YOU'RE HOSTING "SATURDAY 476 00:32:24,678 --> 00:32:28,615 NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND BUT LET'S TALK "WEST SIDE STORY. 477 00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:31,418 MAN, OH, MAN, I THINK THIS IS -- YEAH, YOU ARE PHENOMENAL IN IT. 478 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:34,087 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR OVER 40 AWARDS OR 479 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:37,424 SOMETHING. >> IT'S WILD >> Jimmy: IT'S WILD, RIGHT 480 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:42,328 BUT CONGRATS WHEN YOU GET THE CALL TO DO -- IS IT LIKE, "HEY, 481 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:46,833 STEVEN SPIELBERG WANTS TO MEET YOU FOR HIS NEW MOVIE" OR DO YOU KNOW THAT IT'S "WEST 482 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:50,103 SIDE," OR WHAT - >> NO, I WAS DOING "SUMMER," THE DONNA SUMMER MUSICAL AT THE 483 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:53,840 TIME I WAS SINGING -- * OH NO * 484 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,845 EIGHT TIMES A WEEK AND I WAS REALLY TIRED ONE EVENING AFTER THE SHOW AND 485 00:32:58,845 --> 00:33:00,647 CINDY TOLAN, THE CASTING DIRECTOR, CALLED, AND SHE GOES, "HEY, CAN YOU COME TO BROOKLYN 486 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:07,387 TOMORROW AT 10:00 A.M.?" AND I WAS LIKE, "BUT IT'S 11:30 P.M. RIGHT NOW." 487 00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:08,922 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, NO!" >> OH, NO! 488 00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:12,258 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE WAS LIKE, "NO, JUST COME." 489 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:15,862 AND I WAS LIKE, "GREAT SO CAN I JUST DANCE AND SING?" AND SHE WAS LIKE, "SURE, SURE, 490 00:33:15,862 --> 00:33:18,832 SURE I GOT YOU. SO I GET THERE, THE NEXT DAY, 491 00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:24,437 AND I WALK INTO THE ROOM AND THERE'S STEVEN SPIELBERG AND TONY KUSHNER 492 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:29,442 AND I WAS LIKE "HMM. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:33:29,442 --> 00:33:32,112 >> AND I SAID, "AM I GONNA DO THIS RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW 494 00:33:32,112 --> 00:33:34,814 OKAY." SO I DANCED FOR HIM, AND HE REALLY LIKED MY DANCING, AND 495 00:33:34,814 --> 00:33:39,085 THEN HE SAID, "WILL YOU SING?" AND I WAS LIKE, "SURE. AND I THEN I SING FOR HIM, AND 496 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,888 HE REALLY LIKES MY SINGING HE'S LIKE, "GREAT," AND I SAID -- HE SAID, "WILL YOU 497 00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:48,228 READ?" AND I SAID, "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 498 00:33:48,228 --> 00:33:52,399 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> AND HE SAID, "NO? AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, SIR." 499 00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:56,636 I -- I - >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T SAY "NO" TO STEVEN SPIELBERG 500 00:33:56,636 --> 00:34:00,674 >> I -- I REALIZE THAT, BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] NO, I HAD SAID THE NIGHT 501 00:34:00,674 --> 00:34:03,576 BEFORE, I WAS LIKE, "LOOK, THESE SCENES, LIKE, THESE ARE TONY KUSHNER EXPANDED SCENES." 502 00:34:03,576 --> 00:34:08,682 THEY CAN BE WORDY. AND THEY'RE IMPORTANT. YOU GOTTA NAIL IT. 503 00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:10,583 AND QUITE FRANKLY I'M NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF GOING INTO A A ROOM AS A BLACK WOMAN AND NOT 504 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:13,887 GETTING IT RIGHT YOU GOT TO COME IN PREPARED. AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "I'M GOING 505 00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:17,891 TO TELL HIM NO, BUT I'D LOVE TO COME BACK. AND SO HE -- THE -- LITERALLY, 506 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,592 THAT WAS HIS NEXT QUESTION AFTER I COULDN'T GET THE REST OF MY DECLARATIVE STATEMENT 507 00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:23,730 OUT. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND, UH - 508 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,700 >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU >> HE SAID, "WILL YOU COME BACK?" 509 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,968 AND I SAID, "I'D BE HONORED. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, A COUPLE WEEKS LATER HE CALLED ME IN 510 00:34:28,968 --> 00:34:33,940 A NAIL SALON, WITH THE FOILS ON MY NAILS [ LAUGHTER ] 511 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:38,745 AND HE SAID, "HI, IT'S STEVEN, I'M ON AN AIRPLANE." I WAS LIKE, "THAT IS SO GREAT. 512 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,780 UM, ONE SECOND." >> Jimmy: "GUYS, STEVEN SPIELBERG'S ON THE 513 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:43,350 PHONE! CAN EVERYONE JUST QUIET DOWN IT'S HAPPENING." 514 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:47,520 >> QUIT THAT DRYING OVER THERE >> Jimmy: THIS IS REAL OVER HERE 515 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,324 >> AND HE ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE HIS ANITA AND I WAS LIKE - 516 00:34:51,324 --> 00:34:53,693 [ GASPING >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ANITA AND YOU GOT THE BIGGEST SONG IN 517 00:34:53,693 --> 00:34:56,229 THE MOVIE. >> YEAH, CRAZY, CRAZY. >> Jimmy: "AMERICA." 518 00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:58,465 >> I CAN'T - >> Jimmy: ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 519 00:34:58,465 --> 00:35:00,033 >> Jimmy: IT'S GORGEOUS, BY THE WAY. >> THANK YOU 520 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:02,802 >> Jimmy: IT IS -- WHAT'S IT LIKE ON SET? I MEAN, IS IT -- 521 00:35:02,802 --> 00:35:09,042 >> OH, IT'S WILD I MEAN, STEVEN SPIELBERG SETS ARE HUGE 522 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:10,744 >> Jimmy: THE WARDROBE IS GREAT. THE CHOREOGRAPHY 523 00:35:10,744 --> 00:35:13,880 >> EVERYTHING! I MEAN, PAUL TAZEWELL'S COSTUMES, IT'S LIKE A COLOR 524 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:18,318 EXPLOSION. >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING >> BUT I KID YOU NOT, IT'S LIKE 525 00:35:18,318 --> 00:35:21,521 GOING TO SUMMER CAMP AND STEVEN AND TONY ARE YOUR CAMP COUNSELLORS 526 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:25,425 AND, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: WOW. >> WE FINISHED LIKE SIX DAYS OF 527 00:35:25,425 --> 00:35:28,828 "DANCE AT THE GYM," AND I'M REALLY TIRED AND I'M EATING A POP-TART. 528 00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:32,866 AND STEVEN'S LIKE "ADDIE WHAT IS THAT?" AND I SAID, "IT'S A POP-TART, 529 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:36,936 ARE YOU JUDGING ME?" AND HE WAS LIKE "NO. WHAT FLAVOR ARE YOU EATING?" 530 00:35:36,936 --> 00:35:42,142 AND I SAID, "CINNAMON SUGAR. [ CHEERS ] "BRITTANY, CAN I GET A 531 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:45,178 A STRAWBERRY POP-TART? >> Jimmy: NO WAY >> I KID YOU NOT 532 00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:47,614 IT'S SUMMER CAMP >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU BONDED OVER POP-TARTS? 533 00:35:47,614 --> 00:35:50,350 >> OVER POP-TARTS. IT WAS GREAT >> Jimmy: SEE, HE'S A SMART 534 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:52,452 DUDE I LOVE STEVEN SPEILBERG. I -- YEAH. 535 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:54,854 HE TOAST HIS >> HE EATS POP-TARTS >> Jimmy: YOU EVER DO THEM RAW 536 00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:58,725 >> I'M A RAW POP-TART GIRL >> Jimmy: ME, TOO! LOVE THEM RAW! 537 00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:01,294 I'M A SUSHI POP-TART - >> HEY [ LAUGHTER ] 538 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:04,798 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ME TOO, ME TOO I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 539 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:09,436 HERE'S ARIANA DeBOSE PERFORMING "AMERICA" IN "WEST SIDE STORY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 540 00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:09,469 "AMERICA" IN "WEST SIDE STORY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 541 00:36:09,769 --> 00:36:24,918 * * 542 00:36:24,918 --> 00:36:31,358 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 543 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:36,830 >> Jimmy: ARIANA DeBOSE! "WEST SIDE STORY" IS IN THEATERS NOW 544 00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:40,433 CATCH HER THIS WEEKEND HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WITH MUSICAL GUEST BLEACHERS. 545 00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:42,702 THE LUMINEERS ARE PERFORMING AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK 546 00:36:42,702 --> 00:37:03,890 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "WHERE WE 547 00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:06,092 ARE" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM, "BRIGHTSIDE," PLEASE WELCOME THE LUMINEERS! 548 00:37:06,092 --> 00:37:06,126 "BRIGHTSIDE," PLEASE WELCOME THE LUMINEERS! 549 00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:10,797 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 550 00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:12,866 * WHERE WE AR I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE 551 00:37:12,866 --> 00:37:18,738 BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * * WHERE WE AR I DON'T KNOW 552 00:37:18,738 --> 00:37:33,453 WHERE WE ARE BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * * 553 00:37:33,453 --> 00:37:38,324 * LAYIN' ON THE TABLE LIKE I WASN'T EVEN THERE HOLDIN' ON THE STEERING WHEE 554 00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:44,497 AND COMING UP FOR AIR * * WHAT WAS DRIVIN' IN THE RAI 555 00:37:44,497 --> 00:37:51,338 WHAT WAS I CALLIN' OUT YOUR NAME * * STARIN' AT THE CEILING FA 556 00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:55,842 AND FEELIN' FAR AWAY LEANIN' ON TO REASON LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN FAIR * 557 00:37:55,842 --> 00:38:04,217 * WHAT WAS DRIVIN' IN THE RAI WHAT WAS I 558 00:38:04,217 --> 00:38:10,223 CALLIN' OUT YOUR NAME * * WHERE WE AR I DON'T KNOW 559 00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:17,797 WHERE WE ARE BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * * WHERE WE AR 560 00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:23,536 I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * 561 00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:36,516 * * CRASHED THE CAR IN ARIZON ON THE INTERSTAT 562 00:38:36,516 --> 00:38:41,254 PEOPLE PULLIN' OVER CRYIN' THINKIN' WE WERE DEAD * * WHAT WAS 563 00:38:41,254 --> 00:38:48,161 DRIVIN' IN THE RAI WHAT WAS I CALLIN' OUT YOUR NAME * 564 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:58,204 * I KNOW WH YOU WANTED ME TO B ALWAYS HOLDING U 565 00:38:58,204 --> 00:39:06,279 YOUR TRAGEDY * * WHERE WE AR I DON'T KNOW 566 00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:13,286 WHERE WE ARE BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * * WHERE WE AR 567 00:39:13,286 --> 00:39:17,057 I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * 568 00:39:17,057 --> 00:39:24,064 * WHERE WE AR I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE 569 00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:29,536 BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * * WHERE WE AR I DON'T KNOW 570 00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:34,874 WHERE WE ARE BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * * WHERE WE AR 571 00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:40,180 I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * 572 00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:44,918 * WHERE WE AR I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE 573 00:39:44,918 --> 00:39:51,057 BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * * WHERE WE AR I DON'T KNOW 574 00:39:51,057 --> 00:40:01,568 WHERE WE ARE BUT IT WILL BE OKAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 575 00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:05,905 >> Jimmy: THE LUMINEERS! "BRIGHTSIDE" IS OUT NOW! MY THANKS TO WILLEM DAFOE, 576 00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:12,345 ARIANA DeBOSE, THE LUMINEERS, AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 577 00:40:12,345 --> 00:40:15,215 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 578 00:40:15,215 --> 00:40:20,353 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE