1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,411 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:19,953 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:24,758 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, 4 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:28,028 JACOB ELORDI COMEDIAN RAANAN HERSHBERG, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:34,968 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1581 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:41,007 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:50,216 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:50,216 --> 00:01:01,594 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,797 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. WELCOME. 10 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:07,600 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 11 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,236 WE'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,406 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I APPRECIATE IT. >> WE LOVE YOU, JIMMY. 13 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,476 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU TOO [ CHEERS ] WELL, GUYS, TODAY NEW YORK -- 14 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:18,211 NEW YORK CITY GOT SLAMMED WITH AN ARCTIC BLAST CAUSING WIND CHILLS AROUND ZERO DEGREES, 15 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:25,418 MAKING IT ONE OF NEW YORK CITY'S COLDEST DAY IN YEARS. 16 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:29,489 YEP. YOU CAN'T SEE IT AT HOME, BUT RIGHT NOW, THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE 17 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:35,095 IS SPOONING EACH OTHER [ LAUGHTER ] TODAY EVEN THE BIGGEST 18 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,664 ANTI-MASKERS ARE LIKE, "DAMMIT, GIVE ME ONE. ALL RIGHT. 19 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:42,268 [ LAUGHTER ] GIVE ME AN N95." [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,872 YEAH, IT'S THAT TYPE OF COLD WHERE THE DOMINO'S GUY SITS ON YOUR PIZZA WHILE DELIVERING IT 21 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:51,544 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS EXCITING 22 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:54,614 I SAW THAT THE GIRL SCOUTS ANNOUNCED A NEW PARTNERSHIP WITH DOORDASH THAT WILL ALLOW 23 00:01:54,614 --> 00:02:00,086 THEIR DRIVERS TO DELIVER GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. [ CHEERS ] 24 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:04,057 RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A BUNCH OF 50-YEAR-OLD DRIVERS LIKE, "DO I REALLY HAVE TO WEAR THE SASH 25 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:11,664 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT A GO." I DON'T KNOW 26 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,466 IS IT REALLY BUYING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES IF YOU'RE NOT GUILTED INTO ORDERING AS MANY BOXES AS 27 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:18,071 YOUR CO-WORKERS? [ LAUGHTER ] "REALLY, KELLY BOUGHT TEN 28 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:22,308 BOXES. JUST SAYING. IF YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK, WE 29 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:27,180 CAN'T GET RAPID TESTS TO AMERICANS BUT DO-SI- DOS CHECK. 30 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:30,617 [ LAUGHTER ] WE FIGURED THAT OUT. HEY, THIS IS FUN 31 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,886 THE TSA JUST RELEASED ITS ANNUAL LIST OF THE WEIRDEST THINGS THAT THEY'VE 32 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,655 CONFISCATED. AND THIS YEAR'S ITEMS INCLUDE A CHAINSAW AND A BURRITO FILLED 33 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:44,464 WITH METH. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP. 34 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:47,967 SOMEONE TRIED FLYING WITH A CHAINSAW IN FAIRNESS, HOW ELSE CAN YOU 35 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:50,904 CUT THROUGH THE CHICKEN ON A A UNITED FLIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:58,345 [ MIMICKING CHAINSAW ] "LOOKS A LITTLE TOUGH. YOU WANT A BITE OF MY BURRITO? 37 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:02,949 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE PANDEMIC HAS CAUSED ALL KINDS OF SHORTAGES AROUND 38 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:06,219 THE WORLD, BUT NORWAY'S MILITARY IS DEALING WITH A VERY UNIQUE ONE 39 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,053 UNIQUE ONE CHECK THIS OUT 40 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,558 EXTRAORDINARY PROBLEM. 41 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:16,696 A SHORTAGE OF UNDERGARMENTS. AT THE END OF THEIR SERVICE, RECRUITS MUST NOW TURN IN THEIR 42 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,967 UNDERWEAR, BRAS AND SOCKS SO THAT THE NEXT GROUP OF SERVICE MEMBERS CAN REUSE THEM 43 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:26,539 >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] OH 44 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,308 >> Jimmy: WHETHER IT'S THE NORWEGIAN MILITARY OR NORWEGIAN CRUISES, THEY HAVE THE SAME 45 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:32,078 SLOGAN "YOU'RE GOING TO NEED EXTRA UNDERWEAR. 46 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:37,384 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THIS IS WHY THE MILITARY INVENTED "GOING 47 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:45,692 COMMANDO." [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S THAT? 48 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:50,163 A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD THAT'S FANTASTIC THANK -- 49 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:53,867 OH, YOU'RE NOT AIRING IT ON TV OR STREAMING IT? OH, OKAY 50 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,969 I WON'T SAY ANYTHING BUT, ANYWAYS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH 51 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:59,005 NO THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Steve: WOW. 52 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,074 FOR THOSE TWO JOKES. >> Jimmy: AMAZING. YEAH 53 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,842 SO THAT'S JUST FOR THAT ONE, I THINK. >> Steve: JUST FOR THE ONE 54 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:04,711 JOKE THE COMMANDO JOKE? >> Jimmy: YEAH 55 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,880 >> Steve: MAN, GOOD FOR YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NOT COOL 56 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,383 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HEY, GUYS, GET THIS. HULK HOGAN IS UNDER A LOT OF 57 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,152 FIRE AFTER HE SUGGESTED THAT THE COVID VACCINE IS TO BLAME FOR THE RECENT DEATHS OF SOME 58 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:16,823 OF OUR BIGGEST CELEBRITIES AS A RESULT, HULK HOGAN HAS BEEN NAMED THE HEAVYWEIGHT 59 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:21,761 CHAMPION OF FACEBOOK [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 60 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,231 YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT IF TRUMP'S RE-ELECTED, HE'S THE NEW DR. FAUCI. 61 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:28,201 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE WAS A NEW EPISODE OF "THE BACHELOR" LAST NIGHT 62 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:33,139 YOU GUYS WATCH "THE BACHELOR?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE WAS A PRETTY DRAMATIC 63 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:36,743 SCENE BETWEEN TWO WOMEN, SHANAE AND ELIZABETH. NOW THE SHOW CAN GET PRETTY 64 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:40,780 EMOTIONAL. AND I THOUGHT THAT WE COULD HELP 65 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:45,352 HERE'S THAT MOMENT RE-VOICED WITH THE LEAST EMOTIONAL PERSON WE KNOW, SIRI. 66 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:53,660 THIS IS, "LET'S GET SIRI-OUS." [ APPLAUSE ] >> I THOUGHT YOU AND I WERE ON 67 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,196 THE SAME PAGE YESTERDAY. WE WERE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE YESTERDAY. 68 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:59,466 SO, IT THIS YOUR ADHD OR IS IT ME THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH 69 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:02,202 >> I THINK THIS IS REALLY INAPPROPRIATE, SHANAE. >> SO, ARE YOU TELLING EVERYONE 70 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:05,805 IN THE HOUSE YOU HAVE ADHD >> YOU ALREADY BROUGHT IT TO THE ATTENTION OF THE GIRLS 71 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,540 >> I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE ADHD. I HAVE ADHD. 72 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:10,276 >> YOU ABSOLUTELY DID TELL >> I MEAN, [ BLEEP ] LITTLE KIDS HAVE ADHD 73 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:14,214 >> OKAY. >> AND I THINK YOU'RE USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE. 74 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,950 >> I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE HOW YOU'RE COMING AT ME, AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ME, 75 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,651 I'LL DO SO, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I AM NOT GOING TO ENGAGE IN THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU 76 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:22,088 ANYMORE. OKAY >> WELL, I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE 77 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:30,730 I HAVE ADHD, TOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: VERY --A LOT OF DRAMA 78 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,265 THERE. WELL, SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS 79 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:38,371 ABC JUST ANNOUNCED THAT AFTER A THREE-YEAR HIATUS, THIS YEAR'S OSCARS WILL HAVE A HOST 80 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:41,875 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S HULK HOGAN >> Steve: OH 81 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:51,818 [ LAUGHTER ] "THE OSCAR, BROTHER, GOES -- DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS 82 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,620 A FEDERAL JUDGE JUST RULED THAT U.S. CHEESE MAKERS CAN STILL MAKE GRUYERE CHEESE EVEN IF IT 83 00:05:53,620 --> 00:06:01,127 DOESN'T COME FROM THE GRUYERE REGION OF SWITZERLAND. YUP. 84 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:04,931 HOWEVER, THE JUDGE SAID VELVEETA STILL MUST COME FROM THE VELVEETA REGION OF FRANCE. 85 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:15,775 [ LAUGHTER ] FRANCE -- FRANCE, NEW JERSEY THAT'S RIGHT 86 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:19,346 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, IF THIS CHEESE CASE IS APPEALED, IT COULD BE HEARD BY 87 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:22,749 THE NACHO SUPREME COURT. [ LAUGHTER ] * 88 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:25,585 WHAT'S THAT? I'M SORRY. WHAT 89 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,554 HOLD ON A SECOND ANOTHER LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD? 90 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,322 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE THIS ONE WILL STREAM 91 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:33,059 OH, MY GOSH. SO PEOPLE WILL -- IT'S ON QUIBI. 92 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,429 OKAY, WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 93 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:39,265 I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. WOW. 94 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,901 YOU WON'T BELIEVE -- WHAT A NIGHT I'VE HAD >> Steve: WOW. 95 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,703 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, A WOMAN IN CANADA WAS JUST REUNITED WITH HER CAT WHEN IT TURNED UP AT 96 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:50,410 HER SHELTER 12 YEARS AFTER GOING MISSING. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 97 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,812 MEANWHILE THE CAT WAS LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET AWAY FROM THIS LADY?" 98 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,881 [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 99 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:55,415 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 100 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:05,158 * 101 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:16,169 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 102 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,172 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE WROTE AND DIRECTED HER FIRST FEATURE FILM, "THE LOST 103 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:24,511 DAUGHTER." AND IT'S ALREADY BEEN NOMINATED FOR A TON OF AWARDS AND WON 104 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:28,348 BEST SCREENPLAY AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL. IT'S IN SELECT THEATERS AND 105 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:35,889 STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 106 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,525 GOOD SHE HIT A HOMER. IT'S A GOOD ONE. 107 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:43,129 PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE HBO SERIES "EUPHORIA." JACOB ELORDI IS HERE 108 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:52,739 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP BY RAANAN HERSHBERG, EVERYBODY. 109 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:59,245 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DOWNHILL EVER SINCE." HEY, GUYS, IT IS TIME TO TAKE 110 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:01,147 A LOOK AT THE STORIES MAKING HEADLINES TODAY AND WEIGH THE GOOD WITH THE BAD. 111 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,284 IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." HERE WE GO 112 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,721 >> Jimmy: TONIGHT WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF THE CDC'S NEW COVID 113 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:17,230 RULES. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YUP, THAT'S RIGHT. 114 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,199 THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL RECENTLY ANNOUNCED SOME NEW RULES AND REGULATIONS REGARDING 115 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:23,536 THE OMICRON VARIANT. SO LET'S LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS OF THE CDC'S NEW COVID 116 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:28,141 RULES. HERE WE GO PRO, THE CDC NOW RECOMMENDS THE 117 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:32,846 PFIZER BOOST FOR CHILDREN AS YOUNG AS 12. CON, UNLESS YOU MISBEHAVE, THEN 118 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:38,852 YOU'RE GETTING JOHNSON & JOHNSON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 119 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:43,556 PRO, THE CDC SAYS IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, YOU SHOULD QUARANTINE AT LEAST FIVE DAYS 120 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:47,594 CON, WHICH IS THREE DAYS LONGER THAN YOUR DRY JANUARY LASTED [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 121 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:51,064 GOTTA TRY, RIGHT >> Steve: YEAH, THEY TRIED YOU HAD A METH BURRITO 122 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,401 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SLIPPED UP AND I HAD A METH BURRITO, WHAT'S THE 123 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:55,802 PROBLEM? >> Steve: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 124 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,438 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. [ MIMICKING CHAINSAW ] 125 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,041 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I DON'T TRAVEL WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT 126 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:05,745 >> Steve: WAS THAT IN MILWAUKEE? [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:10,250 >> Jimmy: PRO, EXPERTS SAY IF YOU'RE VACCINATED, OMICRON SHOULD BE MILD 128 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:14,387 CON, IF YOU'RE UNVACCINATED, IT WILL BE MEDIUM OR HOT AND GUAC IS STILL EXTRA 129 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:19,025 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHAT STILL? 130 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,527 PRO, CDC DIRECTOR ROCHELLE WALENSKY HAS BEEN TAKING MEDIA TRAINING IN AN 131 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:27,167 EFFORT TO IMPROVE MESSAGING. CON, SHE NOW LEARNED 40 DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY, "WE 132 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:33,840 HAVE NO IDEA." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WE DON'T KNOW." 133 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,243 PRO, YOU CAN BUY A RAPID TEST AT CVS CON, YOUR SYMPTOMS WILL BE GONE 134 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:41,614 BY THE TIME YOU FIGURE OUT THE SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 135 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:46,753 "MOVE THE ITEM FROM THE BAG? >> Steve: "PUT IT IN THE BAG >> Jimmy: "REMOVE THEM FIRST 136 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,589 THEN PUT THE BAG BACK. >> Steve: "CALL CASHIER? >> Jimmy: "CALL CASHIER TO 137 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:53,727 CHECK YOU OUT, TEACH YOU HOW TO USE THIS." "GET A JOB AT CVS? 138 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:57,230 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: "WORK FOUR DAYS A WEEK AFTER YOUR JOB? 139 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:00,400 SEE IF YOU LIKE IT?" >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "IT'S FUN. 140 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,268 IT'S A GOOD FAMILY HERE AT CVS. >> Steve: MORE RECEIPTS. 141 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,903 >> Jimmy: "WITH ALL THE RECEIPTS." >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 142 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:06,306 >> Jimmy: "THINK OF ALL THE COUPONS. THINGS YOU CAN SAVE. 143 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,142 >> Steve: OH, A CVS CARE CARD. >> Jimmy: "I WANT TO GIVE TO THIS CHARITY." 144 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,212 YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 145 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,280 AND THEN DO I PAY FOR IT NOW >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: "YEAH, PAID. 146 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,651 I'M ALL GOOD [ MIMICKING ALARM NO, I DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING. 147 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:22,389 [ LAUGHTER ] PRO, THE CDC SAYS NOT TO USE THE COVID TEST TO SWAB YOUR 148 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:27,527 THROAT CON, UNLESS IT'S TO GET THAT ONE ANNOYING POPCORN KERNEL OUT 149 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:36,369 OF THERE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW I GET IT OUT. 150 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:40,740 IT'S A DIFFERENT WAY TO EXHALE >> Steve: YOU JUST DO THAT [ EXHALE ] 151 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,043 LIKE THAT? >> Jimmy: NO I GO - 152 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,879 [ EXHALE ] >> OH REALLY I GO - 153 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,281 [ GAGGING >> Jimmy: I GO - [ EXHALE ] 154 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,817 >> Steve: OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH 155 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:59,859 WHAT DO YOU DO >> Steve: -- "METH BURRITO." >> Jimmy: "METH. 156 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:04,064 "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, METH BURRITO. [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:08,735 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER PRO, THE GUIDANCE IS CRYSTAL CLEAR. 158 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,671 YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE FOR FIVE DAYS CON, THAT'S FIVE BUSINESS DAYS 159 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:16,376 WHICH DOESN'T INCLUDE WEEKENDS, HOLIDAYS, BANK HOLIDAYS, LEAP YEARS AND TACO TUESDAYS. 160 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:21,181 [ APPLAUSE ] GOT IT >> Steve: GOT IT 161 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,083 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, PRO, THANKS TO VACCINES LIKE PFIZER, OMICRON COULD FALL JUST AS 162 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:29,089 QUICKLY AS IT ROSE CON, IF IT DOESN'T FALL AFTER FOUR HOURS, CALL YOUR DOCTOR 163 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,358 THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. THAT'S "PROS AND CONS. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 164 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,627 PLAYING "RANDOM INSTRUMENT CHALLENGE" WITH MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL. 165 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:55,181 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 166 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,316 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK IT IS TIME FOR A GAME OF 167 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,718 "RANDOM INSTRUMENT CHALLENGE." HERE WE GO 168 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:06,426 * RANDOM INSTRUMENT CHALLENGE * >> Jimmy: TO PLAY, I'M GOING TO 169 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,596 NEED SOME HELP HER NEW MOVIE, "THE LOST DAUGHTER," IS IN SELECT 170 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,765 THEATERS AND STREAMING ON NETFLIX NOW. GIVE IT UP FOR 171 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,467 GIVE IT UP FOR MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL. 172 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:16,903 * RANDOM INSTRUMENT 173 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:21,708 CHALLENGE * >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 174 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:27,247 THANK YOU SO MUCH. MAGGIE, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE HAVE A BUNCH OF INSTRUMENTS 175 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,749 THAT NEITHER OF US KNOW HOW TO PLAY ON YOUR TURN, YOU'RE GOING TO 176 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:34,087 PICK A CARD FROM THIS BOARD WHICH WILL GIVE YOU THE NAME OF A RANDOM SONG. 177 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,490 AND THEN YOU'LL PICK SOMETHING FROM THIS BAG. AND THAT WILL TELL YOU WHAT 178 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,993 INSTRUMENT -- RANDOM INSTRUMENT YOU HAVE TO PLAY THAT SONG WITH THAT INSTRUMENT THAT WE'VE 179 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:43,163 NEVER PLAYED >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND IF THE ROOTS CAN 180 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,899 GUESS WHAT SONG YOU'RE PLAYING, YOU GET A POINT. >> ALL RIGHT 181 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,501 >> Jimmy: YEAH ROOTS, LOVE YOU GUYS YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER BEEN 182 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,137 BETTER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT, SINCE I'M THE HOST, 183 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,572 I'LL GO FIRST. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT -- WHAT IT IS 184 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,541 >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT NUMBER SHOULD WE 185 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,609 GO WITH? [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS TWO, SIX, FOUR 186 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:01,414 OKAY >> WAIT, CAN I SEE >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH 187 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:06,553 YEAH, YOU CAN SEE. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS TOUGH. 188 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,723 >> Questlove: CAN I SEE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T SEE. 189 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:15,095 HERE, I'M GOING TO PLAY THAT SONG ON USING -- OKAY. >> OKAY. 190 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,164 >> Jimmy: I THINK THAT'S THE BEST CHANCE I GOT AT THIS. WHERE IS THE TRAIN WHISTLE 191 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:21,968 OKAY, HERE WE GO I'M ASSUMING THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT 192 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,070 THE TRAIN WHISTLE? OH, GOSH ALL RIGHT, WE GOT 30 SECONDS ON 193 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:25,705 THE CLOCK. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY 194 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,108 >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ROOTS, WE GOT THIS, BUDDIES. 195 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:35,882 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. READY? [ TRAIN WHISTLE 196 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:50,764 [ LAUGHTER ] * >> Questlove: "DANCE TO IT." 197 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:54,367 "ROCK-A-BYE-BABY." "SWEET CHILD O' MINE." [ LAUGHTER ] 198 00:13:54,367 --> 00:14:01,141 [ TRAIN WHISTLE "YEAH!" BY USHER [ TRAIN WHISTLE 199 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,744 [ BUZZER ] >> OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:13,053 >> Questlove: WHAT * ISN'T SHE LOVEL ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL * 201 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:17,090 YOU WERE DANCING LIKE AXL ROSE, SO I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING "SWEET CHILD O' MINE." 202 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,826 >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE -- IT WASN'T AXL ROSE, BUT I WAS HOLDING A BABY 203 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,562 >> Questlove: I SEE NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> OKAY, MY TURN 204 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,398 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT NUMBER IS MAGGIE GOING TO CHOOSE 205 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,600 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS >> THREE OKAY, THREE. 206 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,903 >> Jimmy: OVERWHELMING THREE >> OH, I DON'T KNOW THIS SONG. I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW THIS 207 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,137 SONG I -- I KNOW IT I -- I REALLY DON'T KNOW THIS 208 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,940 SONG I'M SORRY. I'M NOT DOING THIS ONE 209 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,443 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: ALL RIGHT, CHOOSE ANOTHER ONE. 210 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,411 >> Jimmy: VERY -- >> Jimmy: NO, THAT -- I LOVE THAT YOU SAID THAT 211 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:42,248 THAT'S GOOD. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: NOW LET'S GO 212 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,751 NO, THIS ONE -- YES. [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS >> EIGHT 213 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:49,356 I DON'T KNOW THIS SONG >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,324 OH, MY GOSH. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: "OKAY, WEIRD GAME. 215 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,859 I DO NOT KNOW AND I'M NOT PLAYING. OH, YES, I KNOW IT." 216 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,494 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET THIS ONE. 217 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,631 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT INSTRUMENT? >> I HOPE IT'S NOT THAT FROG 218 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,601 OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> OKAY, IT'S A -- 219 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:05,739 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU COULD SHOW THE INSTRUMENT >> IT'S A LAP STEEL GUITAR 220 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,841 >> Questlove: OH >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHEW 221 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:12,045 IF YOU -- BY THE WAY, IF YOU NAIL THIS, THAT'S ANOTHER CAREER, BUDDY! 222 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,714 >> UH, OKAY. OKAY >> Jimmy: WOW! 223 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:19,319 ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. * 224 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:24,391 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: HOW DO YOU DANCE 225 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:28,061 TO IT? >> HOW DO YOU DANCE TO IT? >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU -- 226 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,063 >> HOLD ON >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU DANCE TO THAT 227 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,733 OH, YOU'RE -- >> HOW DO YOU DANCE TO IT? [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,468 >> Questlove: IF YOU WERE DOING IT IN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN -- LOOK, 229 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:40,840 I JUST -- * [ LAUGHTER ] 230 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:46,546 * [ BUZZER ] >> Questlove: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, 231 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,615 WAIT ONE MORE TIME. ONE MORE TIME. 232 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,350 ONE MORE TIME. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T KNOW IF 233 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,752 YOU NEED IT ONE MORE TIME. >> WAIT, I'M TRYING TO THINK OF HOW THE -- HOW THE VERSE GOES. 234 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,521 >> Questlove: "PURPLE HAZE" BY JIMI HENDRIX [ LAUGHTER ] 235 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,589 >> WELL, I KNOW I, KIND OF, HAD A LITTLE JIMI HENDRIX THING. NO 236 00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,293 "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" BY LYNYRD SKYNYRD >> Questlove: AH 237 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:11,137 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SAD TUBA ] >> OKAY. 238 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,741 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. MY -- MY TURN AGAIN. 239 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:21,948 WHAT SONG ARE YOU -- [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS OKAY 240 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,883 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YEP, WE GOT THAT ONE THAT WOULD BE PLAYING IT ON THE 241 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,452 DULCIMER >> Questlove: GESUNDHEIT >> Jimmy: DULCIMER 242 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,654 >> DULCIMER. >> Jimmy: DULCIMER >> DULCIMER. 243 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,056 >> Jimmy: DULCIMER >> DULCIMER. >> Jimmy: SURE 244 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,125 [ LAUGHTER ] IS THIS THE DULCIMER >> Questlove: I -- 245 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,194 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE DULCIMER OKAY NOW DO I STROKE THIS THING 246 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:42,402 OR DO I -- [ LAUGHTER ] * 247 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:48,308 >> Questlove: HAMMERS. >> Jimmy: OKAY * 248 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,077 * AMAZING GRACE * * [ BELL DINGING ] 249 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:57,917 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH WOW, I'M SO PROUD. 250 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,321 I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF OH, MY GOSH. MAGGIE, YOU'RE UP AGAIN. 251 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,856 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: PICK A SONG FROM THE BOARD. 252 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:07,327 >> OKAY. [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST SEE 253 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:11,164 THE -- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE PLAYING ON >> THE WASHTUB BASS. 254 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:16,302 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> Jimmy: THIS IS EXCITING 255 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,138 >> WHICH ONE IS THAT WAIT, OH, THIS >> Jimmy: I DON'T -- TO BE 256 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,506 REALLY HONEST, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE ANY OF THESE INSTRUMENTS. 257 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:24,811 [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU PUT YOUR FOOT ON IT >> YEAH. 258 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,446 >> Questlove: PUT YOUR FOOT ON IT >> OH, OKAY. 259 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,182 GOT IT [ CHEERS ] ALL RIGHT. 260 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,617 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 261 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,686 THAT'S MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,120 SHE KNOWS THAT -- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> ALL RIGHT, READY? 263 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,755 >> Jimmy: NOW WHAT SONG WAS IT OH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 264 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:43,963 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. * * 265 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,132 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "BUT THEY WILL NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM!" 266 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:53,907 [ LAUGHTER ] >> READY * 267 00:17:53,907 --> 00:18:03,750 * >> Questlove: "EYE OF THE TIGER" 268 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,887 >> NO. >> Questlove: OH, "MY HEART WILL GO ON"? 269 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,023 >> Jimmy: YES. THANK YOU. YES. 270 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,725 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GOT IT >> I GOT IT. 271 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:14,127 >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDED GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GOT -- YOU GOT IT. 272 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,429 OKAY, HERE WE GO GUYS, THIS IS OUR LAST ROUND RIGHT HERE 273 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,832 LET'S JOIN FORCES, ALL RIGHT >> OKAY, OKAY. >> Jimmy: LET'S DO A SONG 274 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,533 TOGETHER >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: SO WE'LL BOTH TRY TO 275 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,037 PLAY THE SAME SONG AT THE SAME TIME AND WORK TOGETHER TO GET THE ROOTS TO GUESS THIS. 276 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,705 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND I THINK WE COULD -- WE CAN NAIL IT. 277 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,541 WHICH NUMBER [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS FIVE 278 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:33,680 I HEARD FIVE [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. 279 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,850 >> Jimmy: MM-HMM MM-HMM I THINK WE GOT THIS. 280 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,518 >> AND WE EACH GET OUR OWN INSTRUMENT >> Jimmy: YEP, SO I'LL PICK 281 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,454 FIRST AND THEN YOU PICK YOUR INSTRUMENT >> OKAY. 282 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,158 >> Jimmy: I GOT THE IRISH TINY HARP OVER THERE, WHICH IS PERFECT. 283 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:50,096 AND YOU GOT THE SOUSAPHONE >> I GOT THE SOUSAPHONE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S THE 284 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,631 BIGGEST -- >> THAT'S THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S LIKE 285 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,901 A TUBA YEAH, YEAH >> OKAY, FINE. 286 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,637 * THIS HOW DO YOU EVEN HOLD THIS? 287 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:05,512 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, COME SHOW ME >> Jimmy: WHAT 288 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:14,020 I -- * * 289 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:21,261 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 290 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,863 >> Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY -- IT LOOKS LIKE -- IT LOOKS GREAT IT LOOKS LIKE -- 291 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,398 >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU -- YOU'RE ROCKING IT 292 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,933 >> I'VE BEEN FEELING ALL THESE INSTRUMENTS TONIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS 293 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,336 FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. 294 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:37,043 >> BOTH: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR [ BLOWING TUBA ] * 295 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,079 >> Questlove: IS IT "OVER THE RAINBOW" >> Jimmy: YES! 296 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:43,116 [ BELL DINGING ] HOW DID THEY GET THAT? * 297 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,085 >> I WANT A HUG -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WANT TO HUG ME WITH THIS BIG, GIANT 298 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:47,821 SOUSAPHONE AMAZING WORK THAT IS TEAMWORK, RIGHT THERE. 299 00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:52,959 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HOW DO YOU -- >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA 300 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,229 >> OKAY, WILL YOU HELP US? I DON'T WANT TO HURT IT. >> Jimmy: THANKS 301 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,965 >> Jimmy: MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 302 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,167 >> WOW, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: WE'RE TALKING -- THAT'S TEAMWORK, RIGHT THERE 303 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,669 WE'LL BE TALKING WITH MAGGIE WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 304 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:24,190 I HAD IT EASY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 305 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:27,794 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS. NOW SHE HAS WRITTEN AND 306 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,730 DIRECTED HER FIRST FEATURE FILM, "THE LOST DAUGHTER," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS AND 307 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:37,003 STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL! 308 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:37,037 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL! 309 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:51,184 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:54,020 AH, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO THE SHOW AND THANKS FOR 311 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:58,191 PLAYING "RANDOM INSTRUMENT CHALLENGE. >> THAT WAS WILD 312 00:20:58,191 --> 00:21:00,493 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WHAT'S CRAZIER? SO DURING THE BREAK, YOU TOLD 313 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,195 ONE OF OUR SEGMENT PRODUCERS THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY ONE OF THE WEIRD 314 00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:06,499 INSTRUMENTS WE HAVE THERE. >> YEAH, ABOUT AS WELL AS I PLAYED THE SOUSAPHONE AND THE 315 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:12,405 UPRIGHT BASS >> Jimmy: NO, BUT I WAS IN SHOCK. 316 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:17,877 I GO, "WAIT THIS IS -- WE HAVE TO --" I WANT TO SEE YOU PLAY THIS, BECAUSE I KNOW KIND OF 317 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,714 THE IDEA BEHIND IT THIS IS A THEREMIN >> YEAH. 318 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:39,499 SO THIS IS PITCH [ THERAMIN PLAYS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 319 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,935 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 320 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:44,004 WOW! MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, I MEAN THAT IS -- THAT IS A TALENT RIGHT 321 00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:51,211 THERE. >> YEAH, THIS IS LIKE THE EXTENT OF MY MUSICAL TALENT. 322 00:21:51,211 --> 00:21:56,516 >> Jimmy: WHO KNEW I LOVE THAT. WELL, LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, 323 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,185 SPEAKING OF TALENTS, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "THE LOST DAUGHTER," BUT HOW YOU ADAPTED 324 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:02,689 IT FROM THIS BOOK THAT YOU READ BY THE SAME NAME YOU'VE ALREADY WON AND BEEN 325 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:10,764 NOMINATED FOR ALL THESE AWARDS AND I THINK TOTALLY DESERVED IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE 326 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:14,167 GORGEOUS IN FACT, AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL, THAT'S WHERE I THINK 327 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:17,971 WE FIRST HEARD ABOUT IT. IT GOT LIKE A 20 MINUTE STANDING OVATION OR SOMETHING. 328 00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:21,374 CRAZY. WERE YOU NERVOUS EVEN JUST GOING INTO THE FESTIVAL? 329 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:26,279 >> YEAH, I MEAN, LOOK, WE MADE THE FILM IN A PANDEMIC BUT MORE THAN THAT, WE CUT IT 330 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:30,550 IN A PANDEMIC BEFORE THERE WERE ANY VACCINES OR ANYTHING I WAS CUTTING THIS TIME LAST 331 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:36,690 YEAR AND SO WE NEVER SHOWED TO IT AN AUDIENCE EVER. 332 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:40,927 WHICH, IF YOU DON'T MAKE FILMS, I DON'T KNOW, IT MAY BE HARD TO KNOW HOW STRANGE THAT IS 333 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:45,198 BUT USUALLY YOU INVITE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY YOU INVITE, YOU KNOW - 334 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:49,369 >> Jimmy: SCREEN IT AND -- >> SCREEN IT AND YOU FIND OUT HOW IT PLAYS AND YOU HEAR 335 00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,304 PEOPLE LAUGH AND THEN PEOPLE GIVE YOU NOTES AND YOU ADJUST THE FILM SOMETIMES BASED ON 336 00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:55,809 THOSE NOTES. HERE IT WAS JUST ME AND MY EDITOR 337 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:58,878 I MEAN, WE SHOWED TO IT A FEW PEOPLE, BUT THEY WERE PEOPLE WHO ALREADY LOVED US 338 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,514 YOU KNOW THEY WERE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE MY 339 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,650 MOM GOING LIKE, "JIMMY, YOU ARE THE GREATEST PERSON EVER TO BE ON 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.'" I 340 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:08,154 GO, "OH, MY GOD. WHAT A GREAT REVIEW, MOM >> EXACTLY 341 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:14,394 >> Jimmy: THANKS >> EXACTLY AND SO THE FIRST TIME I EVER 342 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:20,633 SAW MY FILM WITH ANY AUDIENCE -- LIKE, I'M TALKING ANYTHING, WAS AT VENICE. 343 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,268 AND THE GRANDE SALA WITH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND OLIVIA COLMAN AND DAKOTA WERE 344 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:26,740 THERE -- DAKOTA JOHNSON, AND THEY HAD NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE AT ALL 345 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:33,947 SITTING NEXT TO ME AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL WAS THE FIRST TIME 346 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:37,684 >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU SET IT UP AND HOW DO YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT THE MOVIE'S ABOUT? 347 00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:39,419 >> WELL, IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN WHO GOES ON VACATION ALONE AND WHILE SHE'S ON VACATION, SHE 348 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,121 GETS REALLY COMPELLED BY THIS YOUNG MOTHER THAT SHE SEES ON THE BEACH, AND IT STARTS 349 00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:42,856 BRINGING UP FOR HER ALL OF THESE WILD,DARK, STRANGE MEMORIES IN HER OWN LIFE THAT 350 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:58,938 START TO REALLY TRIP HER OUT >> Jimmy: BECAUSE SHE WAS A YOUNG MOTHER AND -- I DON'T 351 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:04,444 WANT TO SPOIL ANYTHING, BUT -- >> SHE WAS A YOUNG MOTHER WHO STRUGGLED WITH BEING A MOTHER 352 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:13,853 LIKE, IF WE'RE HONEST, I THINK EVERY MOTHER WHO EVER EXISTED. >> Jimmy: YEAH 353 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,655 >> BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE USED TO EITHER SEEING, SORT OF, THE FANTASY VERSION OF THE 354 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:26,332 MOTHER THAT WE ALL WISH WE HAD OR THE MOTHER WE WISH WE WERE. OR LIKE A BAD MOMMY. 355 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:28,468 YOU KNOW AND THE THING THAT THAT DOES IS IT MAKES YOU GO LIKE, "OH, LOOK 356 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:33,640 AT THAT CRAZY, BAD MOMMY I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT. THANK GOD. 357 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,076 YOU KNOW, I'M SUCH A GOOD MAMA." BUT TO JOIN THEM TOGETHER, 358 00:24:36,076 --> 00:24:41,281 WHICH IS WHAT THIS MOVIE DOES, YOU KNOW, WHERE IT'S COMPLICATED, YOU KNOW? 359 00:24:41,281 --> 00:24:46,886 >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S SO WELL DONE AND SHOT AND DIRECTED AND WRITTEN. 360 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,988 AND YOU WROTE AND DIRECTED THIS, BUDDY. AND I WILL SAY THIS, LAST TIME 361 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,991 YOU WERE HERE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT 362 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,729 OPTIONING. AND I GO, "WHY IS IT -- WHY ARE YOU WAITING THIS LONG TO 363 00:24:55,729 --> 00:25:02,035 DIRECT?" DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID TO ME? 364 00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:08,742 >> I THINK I SAID THAT IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO EVEN ALLOW MYSELF TO FEEL HOW MUCH I 365 00:25:08,742 --> 00:25:14,848 WANTED TO DO IT, THAT I DIDN'T FEEL ENTITLED TO EVEN THINK ABOUT IT 366 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,883 >> Jimmy: NOW THAT YOU DID IT, DO YOU FEEL GREAT THAT YOU'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE AND YOU NOW 367 00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:20,286 HAVE A MOVIE UNDER YOUR BELT THAT'S FANTASTIC >> I FEEL LIKE -- I LOVE ACTING 368 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:27,660 AND I MISS ACTING, BUT I WAS ALWAYS LIKE BUMPING UP AGAINST SOMETHING. 369 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:39,873 YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY OR EXPRESS OR DO OR OFFER 370 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:42,942 AND IT WAS LIKE -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT I WAS LIKE -- DID YOU EVER HAVE 371 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,711 A DREAM THAT -- IT'S LIKE A COMMON DREAM I THINK PEOPLE HAVE WHERE THEY'RE, LIKE, IN 372 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,546 THEIR LITTLE APARTMENT AND THEY DREAM THAT THEY OPEN A DOOR AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE IS AN 373 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:54,320 ENTIRE OTHER WING? YOU KNOW AND YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU'VE HAD 374 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,924 THAT DREAM >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 375 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:01,327 I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS GETTING CHASED BY A SHARK LAST NIGHT. 376 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,830 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT YOU'VE NEVER HAD THAT DREAM? 377 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:07,767 THIS IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE IT WAS LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN I JUST KNOCKED A WALL DOWN AND I 378 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:11,571 WAS LIKE, "IT'S SO MUCH BETTER OVER HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 379 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:16,042 >> BECAUSE I DO THINK WHEN WOMEN MAKE MOVIES, AND WOMEN DO A LOT OF THINGS AND REALLY 380 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:22,415 EXPRESS THEMSELVES, IT LOOKS DIFFERENT. AND SOMETHING NEW AND DIFFERENT 381 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:26,219 IS REALLY COMPELLING, YOU KNOW AND HONEST >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE YOU 382 00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:29,189 BEING HONEST EVEN WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE YOU DID THIS AND YOU WERE LIKE, "I 383 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:33,460 DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN KNOW. COULDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT, EVEN DIRECTING IT, I THINK 384 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:39,065 TO NOW, YOU DID IT AND IT'S A HOMER. HONESTLY, IT'S MOVING, IT'S 385 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:44,170 BEAUTIFUL, IT'S FANTASTIC. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S A PEEK AT "THE LOST 386 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:45,638 DAUGHTER." TAKE A LOOK. 387 00:26:54,414 --> 00:27:00,653 DADDY'S AWAY, AND YOU'RE TAKING IT OUT ON ME >> ALL RIGHT 388 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:05,025 COME TO AUNTIE, BABY COME ON, COME TO AUNTIE. THERE WE GO, MY BIG GIRL 389 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:10,497 OH, MY BIG GIRL. >> GO, SO I COULD HAVE A A MINUTE 390 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:16,836 SOMETIMES YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT >> I KNOW. 391 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:23,610 >> YES, ANYTHING YOU WANT. SHOW MAMA AND THE LADY WHAT A GOOD GIRL YOU ARE. 392 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:25,912 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, EVERYBODY 393 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:29,749 "THE LOST DAUGHTER" IS SELECT THEATERS AND STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. 394 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:33,353 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JACOB ELORDI STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 395 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:53,206 CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 396 00:27:53,206 --> 00:27:55,475 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE HIT SHOW, 397 00:27:55,475 --> 00:28:01,848 "EUPHORIA," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 398 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,883 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME JACOB ELORDI 399 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:19,532 * 400 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:23,937 >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING 401 00:28:23,937 --> 00:28:26,539 ON >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS. 402 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:30,577 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WOW, YOU DID IT RIGHT THERE. 403 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:33,480 YEAH, YOU -- THAT'S IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR COMING TO 404 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,781 NEW YORK I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY COMING FROM L.A., BUT I -- OR 405 00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:38,118 AUSTRALIA. >> L.A >> Jimmy: L.A., YEAH 406 00:28:38,118 --> 00:28:40,954 HAVE YOU SPENT MUCH TIME IN NEW YORK >> I SPENT A LITTLE BIT OF TIME 407 00:28:40,954 --> 00:28:42,622 HERE I TRY TO COME, SORT OF, AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE TO SEE THE 408 00:28:42,622 --> 00:28:46,793 PLAYS THAT ARE ON AND EVERYTHING BUT MY PARENTS ARE HERE, AND 409 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:53,433 ONE OF THE BIGGEST MEMORIES I HAVE COMING HERE WAS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, AND I CAME WITH THEM. 410 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:57,070 SO THIS IS ONE OF MY FIRST - >> Jimmy: WHERE IS YOUR MOM? >> I'M TRYING TO FIND THEM 411 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:59,072 WHILE I'M SPEAKING >> Jimmy: OH, HEY, THERE THEY ARE. 412 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,641 I SEE THEM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HI, MOM. 413 00:29:01,641 --> 00:29:04,711 HI, DAD. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YEAH, IT'S ALSO THEIR FIRST 414 00:29:04,711 --> 00:29:07,747 TIME >> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S THEIR FIRST TIME 415 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:11,017 BEING ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AS WELL, WHICH IS PERFECT >> WE'RE IN IT TOGETHER. 416 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:16,022 >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU COME TO THE CITY WITH YOUR PARENTS >> I THINK I WAS 8 YEARS OLD 417 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:20,760 AND WE SORT OF DID ALL THE STUFF, LIKE ALL THE SIGHTS AND I REMEMBER MY DAD SORT OF 418 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:25,799 SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO A A KNICKS GAME, BECAUSE I WAS A A BIG BASKETBALL FAN 419 00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:27,867 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, AND WHERE DID -- >> YEAH, WE WERE IN THE 420 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:29,636 NOSEBLEEDS UP THE BACK, BUT I REMEMBER IT WAS LIKE -- IT WAS THE MOST SPECIAL EXPERIENCE 421 00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:34,741 THOUGH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: DON'T WE HAVE SOME NEWS TO TELL YOUR PARENTS? 422 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:38,678 >> YEAH. WE'RE GOING TO THE KNICKS TOMORROW, BUT WAY CLOSER 423 00:29:38,678 --> 00:29:49,055 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT WAY CLOSER 424 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:53,660 THE NEW SEASON OF "EUPHORIA" HAD A GIANT PREMIERE ON SUNDAY CONGRATULATIONS. 425 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:56,730 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S BECOME A HUGE, HUGE HIT 426 00:29:56,730 --> 00:30:01,301 DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT IT WOULD BE THIS BIG THE SECOND TIME AROUND, THE SECOND SEASON 427 00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:04,904 >> NO. I DIDN'T KNOW, AND THEN THEY TOLD ME THIS MORNING THAT IT, 428 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:09,609 LIKE, CRASHED THE WEBSITE, AND, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT, SO IT'S - 429 00:30:09,609 --> 00:30:11,911 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHY IT'S FUN. 430 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,414 >> SO SCARY. >> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, I MEAN, YEAH 431 00:30:14,414 --> 00:30:17,050 BUT I MEAN YOU HAVE THAT - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S SCARY YOU'RE GETTING YOUR OWN WAX 432 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:19,552 FIGURE AT MADAME TUSSAUDS. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO -- 433 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:23,289 I'VE DONE IT MYSELF AS WELL. HAVE YOU BEEN THROUGH THE WHOLE PROCESS YET? 434 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:27,327 >> I DID I WENT THROUGH THE PROCESS, AND IT WAS STRANGE, BUT THE 435 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:34,434 STRANGEST THING IS THEIR SHIRTS THAT THE CREW WEARS SAY, LIKE, PAPARAZZI AND, LIKE, CELEBRITY 436 00:30:34,434 --> 00:30:36,236 THAT WAS THE STRANGEST THING FOR ME LIKE, YOU'VE ALL THESE CAMERAS 437 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:40,006 IN FRONT OF YOU, AND YOU'VE GOT ALL THESE LITTLE DOTS ON YOUR FACE 438 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:44,344 IT LOOKS LIKE BEHIND THE SCENES OF "PLANET OF THE APES." AND THEN THESE PEOPLE IN SHIRTS 439 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:47,881 THAT SAY, LIKE, PAPARAZZI AND CELEBRITY. >> Jimmy: REALLY 440 00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:53,987 I DIDN'T SEE THAT? >> YEAH, IT WAS PECULIAR >> Jimmy: ON MINE -- 441 00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:58,925 >> GREAT PEOPLE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU 442 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:02,295 HAVE LEGIT PEOPLE DOING IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE A GANG OF PAPARAZZI -- 443 00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:04,931 >> Jimmy: YEAH, A GANG OF PAPARAZZI. TURNS OUT YOUR WAX FIGURE -- 444 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:07,100 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A BOBBLE HEAD. >> Jimmy: LEGOS, YEAH, EXACTLY 445 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,635 THIS SHOW "EUPHORIA," I WILL SAY, IS PRETTY DARK IN SOME PARTS. 446 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:14,107 PRETTY, YOU KNOW -- MUST BE STRESSFUL TO DO A SHOW LIKE THIS 447 00:31:14,107 --> 00:31:15,775 BUT I HEARD THAT TO KEEP IT LOOSE, YOU WOULD DO YOU THIS THING WHERE YOU WOULD GRAB 448 00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:20,547 PEOPLE'S PHONES AND JUST TAKE SELFIES WITH THEIR PHONES? >> YEAH, YEAH. 449 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:24,617 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GO WITH THAT -- I LIKE -- WHAT IS IT 450 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:26,786 >> WELL, IT'S NOT EVEN, LIKE, "EUPHORIA" SPECIFIC. I THINK WAS IN NEW YORK 451 00:31:26,786 --> 00:31:29,622 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND I WAS AT A BAR. AND SOMEONE HAD LEFT A PHONE 452 00:31:29,622 --> 00:31:34,561 SORT OF ON A TABLE SOMEWHERE AND I KIND OF JUST, LIKE, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT IT 453 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:41,434 I WANT THEM TO FIND IT I HAVE THIS IDEA THAT THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE THE PHONE FOR, 454 00:31:41,434 --> 00:31:44,504 LIKE, 40 YEARS, AND IN 40 YEARS TIME, THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, "OH, I'M GOING TO GO THROUGH MY 455 00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:46,473 CAMERA ROLL. LIKE THEY DON'T GO THROUGH IT EVERY DAY. 456 00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:50,377 AND BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD WHO IS THIS? >> Jimmy: NO, THEY KNOW WHO YOU 457 00:31:50,377 --> 00:31:51,811 ARE. BUT YOU JUST GRAB A PHONE AND JUST - 458 00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:57,384 MOVE IT, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE INVASIVE [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:31:57,384 --> 00:32:00,887 SO I DO THE SLIDE UP >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU 460 00:32:00,887 --> 00:32:03,723 [ LAUGHTER ] I APPRECIATE THAT. THOUGHTFUL 461 00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:07,060 >> YEAH, LIKE A PIGEON >> Jimmy: YEAH, VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU TO DO THAT, YEAH. 462 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:11,498 IN THIS SHOW YOU PLAYED NATE, WHO WE CAN -- I DON'T KNOW HE'S NOT REALLY A GOOD GUY 463 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:16,736 NO BUT AT THE END OF SUNDAY'S EPISODE, YOUR CHARACTER IS A 464 00:32:16,736 --> 00:32:19,072 A LITTLE CHANGED, KIND OF, WELL - >> YEAH. 465 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:22,208 >> Jimmy: HE GETS BEAT UP. >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 466 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,278 >> Jimmy: BUT FANS WERE LIKE, "WELL, HE HAD IT COMING. >> YEAH, THEY WERE STOKED. 467 00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:28,548 THEY WERE SO HAPPY ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU AGREE WITH THAT 468 00:32:28,548 --> 00:32:33,787 >> WELL -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT IS YOU. 469 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:37,223 >> I THINK ME AS JACOB, I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT HIM UP. LIKE I WOULD GIVE HIM A CLIP 470 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:42,328 AROUND THE EARS. BUT AS NATE, YOU KNOW, I FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM 471 00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:44,931 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU ARE HIS CHARACTER. 472 00:32:44,931 --> 00:32:47,667 YOU'RE PLAYING THE CHARACTER SO WELL >> YEAH, I HAVE TO GET BEAT UP 473 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:50,203 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GET BEAT UP, BUT - >> IT SUCKED 474 00:32:50,203 --> 00:32:52,706 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 475 00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:54,774 FROM THE SHOW. HERE'S JACOB ELORDI IN THE NEW SEASON OF "EUPHORIA. 476 00:32:54,774 --> 00:32:55,842 SEASON OF "EUPHORIA. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 477 00:32:59,212 --> 00:33:01,548 YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME 478 00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:06,486 >> YEAH. >> MAKE ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS? 479 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:11,624 >> NO. YOU? >> A FEW 480 00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:17,964 >> THE LAST TIME WE TALKED, DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO KILL ME? 481 00:33:17,964 --> 00:33:25,071 >> IT'S A NEW YEAR, PLAYBOY. >> OH, MY GOD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 482 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:28,575 >> Jimmy: JACOB ELORDI, EVERYBODY. "EUPHORIA" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 483 00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:32,278 9:00 P.M. ON HBO MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY 484 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:48,261 CHEERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 485 00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:50,230 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HIS STAND-UP SPECIAL, "DOWNHILL EVER SINCE," AVAILABLE ON 486 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:57,137 YOUTUBE. MAKING HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY 487 00:33:57,137 --> 00:34:05,712 DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY RAANAN HERSHBERG 488 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:08,381 * 489 00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:10,050 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING? 490 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:12,052 HUH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT. 491 00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:14,821 SO I'VE BEEN SOBER NOW FOR FIVE YEARS. YEAH 492 00:34:14,821 --> 00:34:18,558 [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN A COUPLE WEEKS BUT IT FEELS LIKE FIVE 493 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:22,262 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] NO 494 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:24,297 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. BUT EVEN WHEN I WAS'T SOBER, THERE WERE SOME DRUGS I NEVER 495 00:34:24,297 --> 00:34:28,501 DID. LIKE I HATE EDIBLES. THEY'RE MY LEAST FAVORITE DRUG 496 00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:32,105 'CAUSE EVERY EDIBLE INSTRUCTION ALWAYS THE SAME AND IT'S ALWAYS NONSENSE 497 00:34:32,105 --> 00:34:36,576 IT'S ALWAYS SOMEONE HANDING YOU A COOKIE AND BEING LIKE, "ONLY DO HALF. 498 00:34:36,576 --> 00:34:43,683 [ LAUGHTER ] "DO NOT DO MORE THAN HALF. JUST HALF. 499 00:34:43,683 --> 00:34:47,620 IT'S LIKE, "EXCUSE ME. I NEVER HAD HALF A COOKIE IN MY LIFE." 500 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:54,494 [ LAUGHTER ] NEVER. [ APPLAUSE ] 501 00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:59,632 I'VE EITHER HAD ZERO COOKIES OR ALL THE COOKIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 502 00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:03,036 THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN WITH COOKIES. IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE HALF OF 503 00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:07,640 SOMETHING, HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T THE MARIJUANA IN A DESSERT HOW ABOUT THAT 504 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,909 [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT? DON'T IT PUT IT IN A BROWNIE OR 505 00:35:09,909 --> 00:35:15,715 A GUMMY. I'LL HALF A WEED CARROT. [ LAUGHTER ] 506 00:35:15,715 --> 00:35:19,219 YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO BRAG, BUT I CAN DO HALF A CARROT, NO PROBLEM. 507 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:21,054 I NEVER ONCE HAD HALF A CARROT AND BEEN LIKE, "GET THIS AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I EAT THE WHOLE 508 00:35:21,054 --> 00:35:27,060 THING. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW THAT I'M SOBER, I HAVE NO 509 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:30,597 TOLERANCE. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. I USED TO DO DRUGS 'TIL THE 510 00:35:30,597 --> 00:35:34,734 DAWN NOW IF I SEE SOMEONE DRINKING COFFEE AFTER 2:00, I'M LIKE, 511 00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:41,307 "TAKE A LOOK AT KEITH RICHARDS OVER HERE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 512 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:46,546 "WHAT IS THAT? COLD BREW? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND 513 00:35:46,546 --> 00:35:50,250 DO YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION RIGHT NOW? [ LAUGHTER ] 514 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:53,086 BUT I'M ALSO GETTING OLDER YOU KNOW, I'M 37 A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I'M 515 00:35:53,086 --> 00:35:55,955 YOUNGER 'CAUSE I HAVE SO FEW ACCOMPLISHMENTS. BUT I'M -- 516 00:35:55,955 --> 00:36:00,860 [ LAUGHTER ] L AND IT'S HARD TO GET OLD, TOO. 517 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:03,697 IT REALLY IS ESPECIALLY IN AMERICA. IT IS HARD TO GET OLD. 518 00:36:03,697 --> 00:36:07,867 ONCE YOU TURN 75 IN AMERICA, YOU DO NOT HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS. 519 00:36:07,867 --> 00:36:09,936 YOU REALLY DON'T YOU CAN EITHER BE PUT INTO A A NURSING HOME OR RUN EVERY 520 00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:20,547 ASPECT OF GOVERNMENT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH 521 00:36:20,547 --> 00:36:24,250 THOSE ARE THE ONLY OPTIONS ALL OF YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE AT 75 522 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:28,088 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BINGO ALL DAY LONG OR DO YOU WANT TO PASS LEGISLATION THAT WILL HAVE NO 523 00:36:28,088 --> 00:36:35,061 EFFECT ON YOUR LIFE WHATSOEVER [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT AS I GET OLDER, I'D 524 00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:41,634 GET LESS ANXIOUS AND THAT IS NOT THE CASE I'M A HUGE HYPOCHONDRIAC AND MY 525 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:47,107 TWIN THE SISTER IS, TOO. BUT SHE'S LIKE A COCKY KIND. LIKE SHE RECENTLY SAW A COUPLE 526 00:36:47,107 --> 00:36:49,209 MOLES ON MY BACK AND THIS IS HOW COCKY SHE IS SHE SAID, "A COUPLE OF THOSE 527 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:52,779 MOLES LOOK SUSPICIOUS, BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET A SECOND OPINION. 528 00:36:52,779 --> 00:37:02,088 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "NO OFFENSE BUT I DO NOT CONSIDER WHAT YOU JUST 529 00:37:02,088 --> 00:37:05,792 SAID, A FIRST OPINION. [ LAUGHTER ] "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 530 00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:08,194 THE GALL DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAPPY THAT'D BE IF I WENT TO MY DOCTOR AND I 531 00:37:08,194 --> 00:37:13,867 WAS LIKE, "I WAS JUST WITH MY TWIN SISTER AND NOW I'M HERE FOR A SECOND OPINION 532 00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:17,504 [ LAUGHTER ] AND AFTER YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO MY MAILMAN AND HE'S GONNA 533 00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:28,314 BREAK THE TIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHY ARE YOU CRYING, DOCTOR?" 534 00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:30,817 ANYWAY, SHE WAS A LITTLE INSULTED 'CAUSE SHE'S A DERMATOLOGIST. 535 00:37:30,817 --> 00:37:36,056 BUT I STILL -- [ LAUGHTER ] THAT SHE WAS BEING 536 00:37:36,056 --> 00:37:41,094 CONDESCENDING. MY MOM IS GETTING UP THERE MY MOM IS IN HER 70s 537 00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:44,164 SO SHE'S KIND OF LOSING IT LIKE RECENTLY, ONE OF MY PAYCHECKS ACCIDENTALLY GOT 538 00:37:44,164 --> 00:37:48,101 MAILED TO HER. AND SHE HAD TO DEPOSIT IT INTO MY BANKING MOBILE ACCOUNT. 539 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:52,072 AND THIS IS 100% TRUE. I'M ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND SHE GOES, "ALL RIGHT TO GET 540 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:55,642 INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, THERE'S A A SECURITY QUESTION. AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT'S THE 541 00:37:55,642 --> 00:38:02,315 SECURITY QUESTION? AND SHE GOES, "WHAT CITY WAS YOUR MOTHER BORN IN? 542 00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:11,024 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M ADOPTED OR THAT YOU HAVE DEMENTIA? 543 00:38:11,024 --> 00:38:13,793 WHAT'S GOING ON? [ LAUGHTER ] NOW ISN'T IT TERRIFYING TO 544 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:20,233 THINK THAT IN ONLY TEN YEARS -- IN ONLY TEN YEARS, SHE'LL BE READY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 545 00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:26,473 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MY MOM LOVES TO SPEAK IN CLICHES. 546 00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:29,743 SHE SAID MY FAVORITE CLICHE THE OTHER DAY. SHE SAID, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S 547 00:38:29,743 --> 00:38:39,586 ALREADY JANUARY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] REALLY 548 00:38:39,586 --> 00:38:46,893 THAT'S THE THING IN THESE LAST INSANE COUPLE OF YEARS THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE BELIEVING 549 00:38:46,893 --> 00:38:50,830 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE PART OUT OF ALL THE IMPROBABLE STUFF THAT HAS 550 00:38:50,830 --> 00:39:01,241 HAPPENED KANYE WEST RAN FOR PRESIDENT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 551 00:39:01,241 --> 00:39:05,512 THAT WASN'T A DREAM. THAT HAPPENED. RUDOLPH GIULIANI GOT BROUGHT 552 00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:13,253 DOWN BY BORAT. [ LAUGHTER ] A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. 553 00:39:13,253 --> 00:39:18,391 THAT'S LIKE AUSTIN POWERS ARRESTING MIKE PENCE [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:39:18,391 --> 00:39:22,028 THERE WAS ON COUP ON THE CAPITOL THAT LOOKED LIKE A A FRENCH REVOLUTION WAS 555 00:39:22,028 --> 00:39:30,303 REENACTED BY CARNIVAL CRUISE PASSENGERS [ LAUGHTER ] 556 00:39:30,303 --> 00:39:32,105 AND OUT OF ALL THAT, THE THING MY MOM HAD TO PINCH HER CHEEK ABOUT IS THAT IS THAT TIME -- 557 00:39:32,105 --> 00:39:40,146 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS MOVES FORWARD. [ LAUGHTER ] 558 00:39:40,146 --> 00:39:42,382 I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL ALIENS LAND. I'M GONNA BE LIKE, "MOM, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?" 559 00:39:42,382 --> 00:39:48,655 AND SHE'LL BE LIKE, "I KNOW. HANUKKAH ALREADY?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 560 00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:51,291 I'M RAANAN HERSHBERG YOU'VE ALL BEEN SO WONDERFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH. 561 00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:55,895 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC, DUDE. 562 00:39:55,895 --> 00:40:03,737 RAANAN HERSHBERG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DOWNHILL EVER SINCE" IS 563 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:07,807 AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON YOUTUBE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 564 00:40:07,807 --> 00:40:22,756 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 565 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:27,861 MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, JACOB ELORDI, RAANAN HERSHBERG, ONCE AGAIN 566 00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:32,565 COME ON. "DOWNHILL EVER SINCE." AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM 567 00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:36,302 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 568 00:40:36,302 --> 00:40:39,773 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 569 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:39,773 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE