1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:18,151 >> Jimmy: WOW, NOTHING LIKE FIRST SNOW OF THE WINTER 2 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,919 >> QuestLove: WOW, MAN THE STREET LOOKS GREAT, DOESN'T IT 3 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:35,335 BEAUTIFUL. * >> Jimmy: WANT TO HELP ME CARRY 4 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:42,308 IT TO THE CURB >> QuestLove: SURE, MAN. [ ENGINE REVVING ] 5 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:46,479 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 6 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,682 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 7 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:54,688 JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - 8 00:00:54,688 --> 00:01:03,863 THE CO-HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE," JB SMOOVE, COMEDIAN MATTHEW BROUSSARD 9 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:11,071 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1579 10 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,072 >> Questlove: 1579 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 11 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:13,907 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:35,662 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:40,900 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE ENERGY RIGHT THERE. 14 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,769 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE "TONIGHT" SHOW 15 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:47,707 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:51,511 WELL GUYS, TODAY NEW YORK CITY GOT HIT WITH THE FIRST BIG SNOWSTORM OF THE YEAR. 17 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:57,117 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ALWAYS SO BEAUTIFUL IN THE MORNING. 18 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:03,223 THEN BY NOON IT IS LIKE WALKING THROUGH A FRAPPUCCINO. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,891 THANKFULLY, I GOT TO THE OFFICE WITHOUT A PROBLEM. OUTSIDE I SAW A GUY SHOVELING 20 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,826 SIXTH AVENUE AND I SAID, "THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH 21 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:13,600 MR. DeBLASIO." [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS STRANGE. 22 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,468 ON THE WAY I PASSED BY A BUNCH OF SNOWMEN ON THE SIDEWALK, AND THEN I REALIZED THEY WERE JUST 23 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:23,243 PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN STANDING IN LINE FOR RAPID TESTS [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,211 IT'S NOT JUST NEW YORK THOUGH. A MASSIVE SNOWSTORM ALSO HIT KENTUCKY AND A BUNCH OF CARS 25 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:28,381 GOT STUCK ON THE HIGHWAY LUCKILY ONE GUY SEEMED TO BE IN PRETTY GOOD SPIRITS. 26 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:29,115 LUCKILY ONE GUY SEEMED TO BE IN PRETTY GOOD SPIRITS. WATCH THIS 27 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:36,456 REPORTING LIVE ON INTERSTATE 75. 28 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:41,394 IT'S PRETTY BAD AND SO WE'VE BEEN HERE NOW ABOUT TWO AND A HALF HOURS AND THANK GOD THE 29 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:47,500 BOURBON FAIRY CAME BY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK GOD, THE 30 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,502 BOURBON FAIRY. >> Steve: THE BOURBON FAIRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT AFTER 31 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:55,141 THAT, HE GOT A VISIT FROM THE DUI FAIRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:55,141 --> 00:03:01,047 YUP, THAT'S FATHER JIM FROM THE CHURCH OF THE HEAVENLY BUZZ. [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,049 MEANWHILE, I HEARD ABOUT A MAN IN TEXAS WHO WAS ARRESTED AFTER ALLEGEDLY DRIVING DRUNK WITH A 34 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,753 A LIT BARBECUE PIT IN THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK [ AUDIENCE OOHS 35 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:11,558 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW IN TEXAS, A MAN DRUNK DRIVING A LIT BARBECUE -- IS 36 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:19,432 ACTUALLY THE STATE BIRD. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S CORRECT 37 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:25,105 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE STATE BIRD. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 38 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,073 THE WHITE HOUSE IS FINALIZING PLANS FOR THE POSTAL SERVICE TO DELIVER 500 MILLION RAPID TESTS 39 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:32,645 STRAIGHT TO PEOPLE'S HOMES YUP. IT IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE 40 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:34,948 SAID THE WORDS "POSTAL SERVICE" AND "RAPID" IN THE SAME SENTENCE 41 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,684 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS WHY HE CHOSE THE POSTAL SERVICE. 42 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:42,489 BIDEN SAID, "I WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE THEM BEFORE CHRISTMAS." [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:46,126 MR. PRESIDENT, HERE IS MY ADVICE YOU WANT TO GET 500 MILLION 44 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:49,929 TESTS OUT RIGHT AWAY, FORGET THE POST OFFICE. DOMINO'S 45 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:57,671 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A PIZZA TRACKER IS ACCURATE. THAT'S RIGHT 46 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,406 THE WHITE HOUSE PLANS TO SEND AT-HOME COVID TESTS TO AMERICANS AS SOON AS NEXT WEEK 47 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:03,777 BUT NOT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW THEY WORK I'VE HAD TO TEST A LOT RECENTLY 48 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:10,050 AND SO LET ME JUST BREAK DOWN HOW TO INTERPRET THE RESULTS FOR EXAMPLE, ONE LINE MEANS YOU 49 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:13,420 TESTED NEGATIVE. HOWEVER, TWO LINES MEANS YOU TESTED POSITIVE. 50 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:16,056 UP NEXT, IF YOU GET THREE LINES YOU HAVE A NEW VARIANT AND THEY'LL PROBABLY NAME IT AFTER 51 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:19,292 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, FOUR LINES MEAN 52 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:26,332 YOU'VE BEEN TO FLORIDA IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:29,069 AND FINALLY, IF YOU GET AN X IT MEANS YOU STUCK THE NASAL SWAB IN THE WRONG HOLE. 54 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:33,640 I HOPE THAT HELPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THE WRONG HOLE 55 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,811 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HEY, I READ THAT 56 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,646 TWITTER IS TESTING A NEW FEATURE THAT LETS YOU REACT TO OTHER PEOPLE'S TWEETS WITH A 57 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:47,220 A SHORT VIDEO. YEAH I FELL LIKE WE'RE A DAY AWAY 58 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:52,992 FROM TWITTER JUST RENAMING ITSELF TWIT TWOK [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:55,495 BUT THE VIDEOS ARE EASY TO POST YOU JUST OPEN THE APP, TAP ON 60 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,163 THE CAMERA, AND THEN VERIFY THAT YOU'RE NOT DONALD TRUMP OR MARJORIE TAYLOR-GREENE 61 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:00,033 THAT'S ALL VERY EASY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 62 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:06,272 VERY EASY TO DO. ANYONE CAN DO IT SPEAKING OF TRUMP, I SAW THAT 63 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:09,943 HE PLANS TO LAUNCH HIS OWN SOCIAL MEDIA APP IN FEBRUARY ON PRESIDENTS' DAY. 64 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:14,214 THIS IS REAL THE APP IS CALLED TRUTH SOCIAL AND HE SAID IT IS DIFFERENT 65 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:18,585 THAN OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU CAN'T SEND 66 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:19,753 PLATFORMS. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU CAN'T SEND A TWEET BUT YOU CAN SEND A - 67 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,389 >> BING, BING, BONG, BONG, BING, BING, BING 68 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,458 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND WHEN YOU GET A A NOTIFICATION IT SOUNDS 69 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:29,062 LIKE - [ HORN HONKING ] WHEN ASKED WHAT ELSE IS 70 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:32,298 WHEN ASKED WHAT ELSE IS DIFFERENT ABOUT HIS APP, TRUMP SAID - 71 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:39,072 TREMENDOUSLY WET 72 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,074 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN ASKED WHO COULD USE THE APP HE SAID EVERYONE, 73 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,475 >> Jimmy: WHEN ASKED WHO COULD USE THE APP HE SAID EVERYONE, INCLUDING -- 74 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,981 >> PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAMERA, TV 75 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:51,785 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT YOU COULD ONLY USE THE APP IF YOU AGREE TO 76 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:52,085 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU COULD ONLY USE THE APP IF YOU AGREE TO SHOW - 77 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,692 >> TOTAL RESPECT FOR DONALD TRUMP AND FOR 78 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:04,698 DONALD TRUMP'S VERY, VERY LARGE A-BRAIN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 79 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:09,035 >> Jimmy: TRUMP ACTUALLY HAS AN ACCOUNT ALREADY. OF COURSE THE FIRST PERSON HE 80 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:09,369 ACCOUNT ALREADY. OF COURSE THE FIRST PERSON HE FOLLOWED WAS - 81 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:12,772 RUSSIA [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,507 >> Jimmy: HE POSTED THE FIRST MESSAGE. IT SAID -- 83 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:25,151 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHOULD BE A FUN TIME 84 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:32,258 HEY, LISTEN TO THIS. IN SOUTH KOREA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, ONE CANDIDATE PUSHED 85 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:37,597 FOR GOVERNMENT FUNDED HAIR LOSS TREATMENTS HAS GAINED A SUPPORT OF A LOT OF BALD VOTERS. 86 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:42,068 YEAH, IT'S THE FIRST TIME POLITICIANS HAVE BEEN PRAISED FOR STAGING A MASSIVE COVER-UP 87 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:46,973 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, ON AVERAGE, MEN RATE THEMSELVES 88 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:54,314 A 5.9 OUT OF 10 ON THE ATTRACTIVENESS SCALE AND WOMEN HEARD AND WERE LIKE, 89 00:06:54,314 --> 00:07:00,120 "INFLATION STRIKES AGAIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOOD FOR YOU 90 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,055 WELL GET THIS, A GROUP OF CANADIAN INFLUENCERS FILMED THEMSELVES PARTYING MASKLESS ON 91 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,857 A FLIGHT AND SPARKED A HUGE PUBLIC OUTRAGE AND NOW THEY'RE ALL STUCK IN MEXICO BECAUSE THE 92 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:12,699 AIRLINE IS REFUSING TO FLY THEM HOME YEAH 93 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,534 WHAT BETTER WAY TO TEACH SOMEONE A LESSON THAN FORCING THEM TO SPEND MORE TIME IN 94 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:19,272 CANCUN [ LAUGHTER ] "THESE FROZEN DRINKS ARE FOR 95 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:25,578 YOU GUYS TOO, YOU KNUCKLEHEADS LEARN YOUR LESSON. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. 96 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:31,151 [ LAUGHTER ] BOTTOMLESS MARGIS. FINALLY A MAN IN NEBRASKA TOOK 97 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:34,888 AN AT-HOME DNA TEST AND WAS SURPRISED TO FIND OUT HE HAS 18 HALF SIBLINGS 98 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:41,094 [ AUDIENCE OOHS HE WAS SHOCKED MOSTLY BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE 99 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:46,066 WAS TAKING A COVID TEST. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH IT WAS AN AT HOME DNA TEST 100 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,435 SO HE CAN'T BE SURE THEY ARE HIS SIBLINGS UNTIL THE PCR RESULTS COME BACK. 101 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,402 RESULTS COME BACK. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE UP FOR THE ROOTS. 102 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:52,072 --> 00:08:09,322 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:15,228 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SEASON SIX OF THEIR EMMY 105 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,497 WINNING SHOW JUST PREMIERED AND IT'S TRENDING ON NETFLIX THE CO-HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE" ARE 106 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:25,605 HERE TONIGHT >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,041 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE THE BEST AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME WITH THEM TOO LATER IN THE SHOW 108 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:33,146 IT SHOULD BE FUN ALSO WITH THIS GENTLEMAN HERE WHO WE'VE KNOWN FOR A WHILE. 109 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:36,082 GOSH >> Steve: ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MEN IN THE WORLD 110 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:39,052 >> Jimmy: HE STARS IN "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" ON HBO. HE MIGHT BE ONE THE FUNNIEST 111 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:43,089 PEOPLE ON EARTH. >> Steve: FOR SURE >> Jimmy: YEAH 112 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:50,530 YOU COULD SEE HIM IN "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME." JB SMOOVE IS HERE. 113 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,566 >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S SO FUNNY. 114 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,769 SPEAKING OF FUNNY, THIS GUY IS ONE OF MY FAVES. WE HAVE GREAT STANDUP FROM 115 00:08:55,769 --> 00:09:02,642 MATTHEW BROUSSARD, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE REALLY GOOD. 116 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:08,114 TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF 117 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,750 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU 118 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:14,354 NOTES AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A A BIT BEHIND TODAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 119 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,523 IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. 120 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:25,498 IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, COULD I GET SOME THANK 121 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:29,669 YOU WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? * [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:32,505 >> Steve: AH, FIRST SNOW FALL. >> Jimmy: HE'S INA GREAT MOOD. >> Steve: YEAH 123 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,140 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, NEW YEAR'S'S RESOLUTIONS, FOR BEING 124 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,510 A MAJOR LIFE DECISION YOU MAKE WHEN YOU'RE THE DRUNKEST YOU'VE BEEN ALL YEAR. 125 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:47,153 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: STATE BIRD [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,657 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE STATE BIRD >> Steve: YEAH, TEXAS. 127 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,225 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, "NEW YORK TIMES" WON'T SAY THAT IS THE JOKE OF THE WEEK 128 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,827 >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: BUT IT IS. >> Steve: YEAH, JOKE OF THE 129 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:56,529 WEEK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE WRONG. 130 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,498 >> Steve: I COULD TELL YOU, THEY'RE WRONG. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE WRONG YEAH 131 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,367 >> Steve: YEAH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, NEW YEAR'S 132 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,135 EVE GLASSES THAT FORM THE YEAR, LISTEN, IT MADE SENSE IN THE EARLY 2000s BUT IT MIGHT BE 133 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:10,310 TIME TO JUST LET THINGS GO I'M JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 134 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:20,820 DOESN'T QUITE MAKE SENSE * THANK YOU, DRY JANUARY, FOR 135 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:24,090 BEING THE LONGEST WEEK OF THE YEAR [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 136 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,725 I WAS TOUGH. I DID IT ALMOST SEVEN DAYS. 137 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:32,065 ALMOST >> Steve: OH IT'S THE SECOND * 138 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,833 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, RETURNING A CHRISTMAS GIFT, FOR INTRODUCING US TO A FUN NEW 139 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:42,342 GAME "IS GETTING COVID WORTH 40 BUCKS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 140 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:53,286 YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. >> Steve: YEAH * 141 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,055 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TO "BOOK OF BOBA FETT," FOR BEING THE WORST THING A PERSON CAN SAY 142 00:10:55,055 --> 00:11:07,701 WITH FOOD IN THEIR MOUTH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 143 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,436 THANK YOU, CLAYTON ECHARD, FOR SOUNDING LESS LIKE THE NEWEST BACHELOR AND MORE LIKE AN 144 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:14,074 EYEGLASS STORE COMPETING WITH WARBY PARKER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 145 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:17,977 GOT THESE AT CLAYTON ECHARD? THOSE THE NEW CLAYTON ECHARDS? >> Steve: YEAH 146 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:24,651 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE PRETTY RAD >> Steve: BING >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE LAST ONE. 147 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,853 >> Steve: IT IS? >> Jimmy: YES, FOR THIS EPISODE. 148 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,457 >> Steve: OH, OKAY YOU'RE GONNA DO MORE NEXT WEEK >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 149 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,625 >> Steve: YOU'RE GONNA DO SOME MORE NEXT WEEK >> Jimmy: YEAH 150 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:36,796 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH 151 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,632 >> Steve: BUT THIS IS THE LAST ONE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS MY 152 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,235 JASON BATEMAN. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 153 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:48,808 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY EVERYONE CALM DOWN OKAY 154 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,543 HE'S THE HOST OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." TREAT HIM WITH - 155 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:58,551 COULD I GET SOME RESPECT IT'S HIS LAST GAME CAN WE JUST DO THE - 156 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,286 >> Steve: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM >> Jimmy: NOT BAD? 157 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,922 >> Steve: YEAH, THAT IS GOOD >> Jimmy: I'M WORKING ON IT. I'M WORKING ON IT. 158 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,891 YEAH, THAT'S IT. >> Steve: WHAT OTHER ONES YOU WORKING ON 159 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,494 >> Jimmy: I LOVE JASON BATEMAN >> Steve: HE'S A DELIGHT >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONE 160 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,796 BLAKE SHELTON I'M WORKING ON TOO A LITTLE BIT "WHY THE HELL AM I HERE? 161 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,198 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WHY WHY? 162 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:16,136 WHY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL I GOT 163 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:21,574 * THANK YOU, SKI BOOTS, FOR LOOKING LIKE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE 164 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,778 ABOUT UGGS THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 165 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,080 THOSE ARE THE THANK YOU NOTES. WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE PLAYING SEARCH PARTY WITH THE CO-HOST 166 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:32,419 OF "QUEER EYE" AND JB SMOOVE STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 167 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:52,639 * >> Steve: WELCOME BACK TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 168 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,608 IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "SEARCH PARTY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 169 00:12:55,608 --> 00:13:05,318 * OH, PLAYING TONIGHT, WE HAVE THE CO-HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE" -- 170 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,954 JONATHAN VAN NESS, ANTONI POROWSKI, TAN FRANCE AND BOBBY BERK 171 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:13,193 >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 172 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:19,632 >> Steve: AND THEIR OPPONENTS -- >> Jimmy: THE WINNERS. 173 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,601 >> Steve: JIMMY FALLON, JB SMOOVE, QUESTLOVE AND DJ POYSER 174 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:29,075 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, FIRST UP -- OH, THERE YOU 175 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,077 GO NICE NICE, YEP. 176 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:36,916 OKAY, FIRST UP JIMMY AND JONATHAN COME ON UP 177 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,451 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> I'M SO NERVOUS. 178 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,854 OH MY GOD. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS 179 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:47,093 >> YEP >> Steve: I WILL READ YOU THE START OF AN INTERNET SEARCH 180 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,596 QUESTION, AND YOU WILL FILL IN THE BLANK. >> Jimmy: MM-HM. 181 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,464 >> OKAY. >> Steve: YOU'LL BOTH TYPE IN YOUR ANSWERS AS FAST AS YOU 182 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,466 CAN -- >> OH, MY GOD. >> Steve: AND THEN WE'LL MATCH 183 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,368 THEM TO SEE IF ANY OF THEM GO WITH THE TOP THREE OKAY 184 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,438 OKAY, HERE'S THE FIRST SEARCH. >> YOU GOT THIS. >> ARE YOU ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT 185 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,407 >> Steve: "ON A FIRST DATE, SHOULD YOU BLANK?" >> KEEP IT CLEAN 186 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,143 KEEP IT CLEAN, JOHNNY. >> Steve: TYPE IN THE ANSWER >> NO, JOHNNY. 187 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,714 >> AW, JOHNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OKAY, JIMMY, WHAT DID 188 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,150 YOU WRITE? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WROTE KISS 189 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,318 >> Steve: KISS [ LAUGHTER ] JONATHAN, WHAT DID YOU WRITE 190 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,954 >> HAVE SEX. >> Steve: DO WE HAVE ANY MATCHING ANSWERS 191 00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,758 KISS [ RINGING >> OH, NO. 192 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:26,633 [ APPLAUSE ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Steve: JB - 193 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:33,640 >> YES >> Steve: -- "ON A FIRST DATE, SHOULD YOU BLANK?" 194 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:38,978 WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER >> GO DUTCH. >> Steve: GO DUTCH 195 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,081 LET'S SEE GO DUTCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE 196 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,683 PICKED >> Steve: GO DUTCH >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE 197 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:49,089 [ RINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, NO. 198 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,691 >> I WAS SHOCKED [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> YOU KNOW HOW MANY DATES I 199 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,426 WENT ON -- YOU KNOW HOW MANY DATES I BEEN ON BEFORE I GOT MARRIED? 200 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:57,263 COME ON, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO. 201 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,866 >> Steve: OKAY, QUEST. >> Questlove: GO TO DINNER >> Jimmy: YEAH 202 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:05,672 >> Steve: GO TO DINNER LET'S SAY GO TO DINNER >> NO. 203 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,742 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] YOU GUYS CAN STEAL [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 204 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,710 [ SCREAMING >> I HAVE AN ANSWER. >> PRESSURE. 205 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,679 >> Jimmy: GET TOGETHER >> Steve: COME ON. COME ON. 206 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,514 COME ON. >> WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT 207 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:19,319 >> Steve: BETWEEN KISS AND PAY -- >> WHAT IS IT? 208 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,521 >> NO, PUTTING - [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Steve: WHAT DO YOU THINK? 209 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,256 >> PICK THEM UP. >> HANDY A HANDY. 210 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,092 >> A HANDY >> NOT A HANDY IT'S NOT A HANDY 211 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:30,930 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WELL, THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW. 212 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:35,735 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S NOT THAT 213 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,070 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY ANY OF THOSE WORDS. >> Steve: RIGHT. 214 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,740 DO YOU GUYS HAVE AN ANSWER >> TALK ABOUT THEIR EXES >> Steve: LET'S SEE, TALK ABOUT 215 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,942 YOUR EXES? >> AW. >> Steve: YOU WIN. 216 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,111 >> WE WIN. >> WE WON. >> WE WIN BABY 217 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,080 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHAT WAS IT >> Steve: LET'S SEE WHAT THE 218 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:51,251 LAST ANSWER WAS. DRINK. >> OH! 219 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:56,589 >> Steve: AWFUL, AWFUL PEOPLE. OKAY, TIME FOR ROUND TWO JB AND ANTONI, YOU'RE UP 220 00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:03,596 LET'S GO * ANTONI, COME UP HERE 221 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:07,434 GET READY TO TYPE IN -- GET READY TO TYPE IN YOUR ANSWER >> OKAY, I'M FEELING GOOD. 222 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,503 >> YOU FEEL GOOD >> I FEEL GOOD >> Steve: COMPLETE THIS SEARCH 223 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:18,345 QUESTION "WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BLANK? >> Jimmy: YEAH 224 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,648 >> Jimmy: AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,817 >> Steve: LOCK IT IN GET READY. READY? 226 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:29,622 >> THAT'S A GOOD GUESS >> Steve: OKAY, ANTONI, WHAT DID YOU WRITE? 227 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:33,560 >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY CHILD? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S GOOD. 228 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,496 >> I LITERALLY GOOGLED THAT LAST WEEK. >> Steve: JB, WHAT DID YOU 229 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,233 WRITE? >> AND I WRITE, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY MIND?" 230 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,502 >> Steve: MIND - >> PEOPLE SAY THAT ALL THE TIME 231 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,372 [ APPLAUSE ] >> WHAT AM I DOING WHAT AM I DOING? 232 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,074 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY MIND? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: LET'S SEE -- LET'S 233 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:56,383 SEE IF THERE'S A MATCH >> LET'S SEE >> OH! 234 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,351 >> Steve: OKAY, ANTONI, SINCE YOU BUZZED IN FIRST, YOU GET TO GUESS AGAIN. 235 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,553 >> GET TO GUESS AGAIN. >> CAN WE HELP DO I TYPE IT OR I SAY IT 236 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,622 >> DO WE HELP? >> Steve: I THINK YOU JUST SAY IT 237 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,824 >> CAN WE HELP >> I JUST SAY IT >> Steve: LIVE IT UP 238 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:08,028 >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY CAR? >> YES >> Steve: LET'S SEE CAR. 239 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:14,034 >> YES YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 240 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:23,043 OKAY, TAN. >> WE NEEDED THAT AMERICA. WE NEEDED THAT WIN 241 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> "WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BLANK? 242 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,446 WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SKIN >> Steve: SKIN 243 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,648 >> YEAH. >> GOOD ANSWER >> Steve: LET'S SEE SKIN 244 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,051 I BET THAT'S UP THERE. NO, IT'S NOT >> I COULD'VE DONE THAT SOUND 245 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,454 EFFECT BEFORE YOU. >> Steve: BOBBY -- >> HEALTH. 246 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,157 >> Steve: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HEALTH LET'S SEE HEALTH 247 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,592 CHANCE TO STEAL. >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT A CHANCE TO STEAL. 248 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,861 >> Steve: YOU GUYS GOT TO HUDDLE CHANCE TO STEAL. 249 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:46,366 >> I GOT ONE >> Jimmy: OKAY, QUESTLOVE SAYS PHONE. 250 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,535 JAMES SAYS WIFE. >> OH! >> Jimmy: I SAY PHONE. 251 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,937 >> Steve: PHONE? >> PHONE >> Steve: LET'S SEE PHONE. 252 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:55,308 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE WE GO. >> WE GOT THE WIN. 253 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,943 >> Steve: YOU GUYS GOT THE WIN >> Steve: LET'S SEE WHAT THAT LAST ONE - 254 00:17:56,943 --> 00:18:03,016 >> OH! >> OH, MY GOD. >> I SHOULD'VE KNOWN 255 00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:05,585 >> Steve: YOU HAD IT YOU HAD IT AND THEY DID NOT LISTEN. 256 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:09,556 OKAY THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND, THE GAME, QUESTLOVE, TAN, YOU'RE 257 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,291 UP COME ON UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 258 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:16,429 * >> TANNY, TANNY, TANNY, TANNY. >> Questlove: THANK YOU. 259 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,699 >> Steve: OKAY, READY? >> YES >> Steve: OKAY, NAME A WORD 260 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:24,604 THAT COMPLETES THIS INTERNET SEARCH >> OKAY. 261 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:31,277 >> Steve: "DO GUYS LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH THEIR BLANK? >> I'M GOING TO SAY BIPPY. 262 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:37,083 >> HEY, TAN, TAN - >> TOO SPECIFIC. >> I THINK THAT WORKS, TOO 263 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,252 >> YEAH, I THINK THAT WORKS. >> YES >> Steve: IS EVERYBODY LOCKED 264 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,787 IN >> PRESS ENTER, THE GREEN BUTTON 265 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,757 >> Steve: OH, THERE YOU GO >> SORRY >> OKAY, QUEST, WHAT DID YOU 266 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:47,627 WRITE? YOU BUZZED IN FIRST. >> Questlove: AS A PERSON WITH 267 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,963 EXPERIENCE, I WOULD SAY THE ANSWER IS HAIR >> Steve: HAIR 268 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:53,700 OKAY, TAN, WHAT DID SAY? >> THAT FELT TOO OBVIOUS FOR ME, SO I THOUGHT EARS. 269 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,336 >> Steve: EARS [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HATE PEOPLE TOUCHING MY 270 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,806 EARS AND MY NECK, SO YEAH, EARS >> Steve: REALLY 271 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:04,277 LET'S SEE EARS AND HAIR. HAIR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 272 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,781 >> OKAY GET BACK OVER THERE. >> Steve: OKAY, BACK TO YOU, JIMMY. 273 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:13,586 BACK TO YOU. YOU GET ONE MORE STRIKE. >> Jimmy: MUSIC? 274 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,656 STUFF. >> Steve: TOUCH THEIR STUFF. >> HOW SPECIFIC. 275 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:23,430 >> Steve: WHAT >> Steve: NO, OKAY YOU GUYS GET A CHANCE TO STEAL 276 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:27,233 >> IT'S OBVIOUSLY DO YOU LIKE THERE, BUT WE CAN'T SAY IT >> NO, NO, NO, IT'S DO GUYS 277 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:32,605 LIKE IT, NOT GUYS LIKE IT. IT'S DO GUYS LIKE IT >> THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 278 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,542 >> BUT, BUT, BUT >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S ALLOWED. 279 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,411 HE SAID IT'S A TV SHOW >> BUTT'S FINE >> BECAUSE ON NETFLIX WE CAN 280 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,380 SAY WHATEVER, YOU KNOW [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Steve: IS BUTT YOUR FINAL 281 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,215 ANSWER >> Jimmy: IS BUTT YOUR FINAL ANSWER 282 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:46,920 >> YES >> Steve: LET'S SEE BUTT >> OH! 283 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:55,128 >> AMERICA >> LET'S SEE THE ANSWERS >> WHAT ARE YOU GOOGLING 284 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,530 >> HANDS >> Steve: NEXT ONE - >> FACE. 285 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:01,468 >> I SAID FACE I SAID FACE. >> YOU SAID EARS 286 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:10,110 >> HE SAID EARS. >> Jimmy: JUDGES >> JUDGES. 287 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:16,449 [ BUZZER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> WE WON. 288 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:22,555 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: "QUEER EYE" SEASON 289 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:27,160 SIX IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. THANK YOU JB SMOOVE. 290 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,962 "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME" IS IN THEATERS NOW MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 291 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,398 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 292 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:52,452 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE THE CO-HOSTS OF THE HUGE, 293 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,689 NINE-TIME EMMY-WINNING SHOW, "QUEER EYE," WHICH JUST PREMIERED IT'S SIXTH SEASON ON 294 00:20:55,689 --> 00:21:02,295 NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME ANTONI POROWSKI, BOBBY BERK, JONATHAN VAN NESS 295 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:02,929 PLEASE WELCOME ANTONI POROWSKI, BOBBY BERK, JONATHAN VAN NESS AND TAN FRANCE 296 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:26,553 * * 297 00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:30,724 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU 298 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:37,364 THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK ON THE SHOW I THINK THE LAST TIME -- 299 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,833 >> THANKS FOR ALLOWING US BACK >> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME WE WERE ALL TOGETHER WAS, LIKE, SUMMER 300 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:42,736 OF 2020, I WANT TO SAY >> REMEMBER SUMMER OF 2020 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 301 00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:45,538 >> IT WAS 2019 >> Jimmy: NO, WAS IT >> IN PERSON 302 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,208 IN PERSON. >> BECAUSE, WE WENT ON A BOAT, LIKE, IN 2020. 303 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:52,345 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> REMEMBER, KARAMO THREW UP IT WAS A WHOLE THING 304 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,880 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, KARAMO -- YEAH, BY THE WAY, HE'S NOT HERE TONIGHT. 305 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,515 WE WILL SAY -- >> BECAUSE HE'S THROWING UP AGAIN. 306 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:58,251 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> YEAH, HE'S LIKE, DOING A -- HE'S NOT GOING TO RISK IT. 307 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:05,792 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> WE LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH 308 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,528 >> WE LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: LET'S GO THROUGH ALL OF YOU, BECAUSE WE HAD -- A LOT 309 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,230 OF THINGS HAPPENED SINCE YOU'VE ALL BEEN HERE TOGETHER TAN, YOU'VE BECOME A FATHER? 310 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:19,673 >> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> MY LITTLE BABY ISMAEL 311 00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,809 I WAS SHOCKED THAT - WELL, WE GOT SO CLOSE THAT - JONATHAN CARRIED MY CHILD FOR 312 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:28,448 ME, WHICH WAS REALLY SWEET [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> THE BOUNCE BACK WAS REAL 313 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,151 HEAVY. >> NO, YOU DID SUCH A GOD JOB WITH THE LABOR 314 00:22:31,151 --> 00:22:33,386 THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> YEAH. >> YEAH, ISMAEL. 315 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:40,994 AND HE IS SIX-MONTHS-OLD AND HE IS JUST -- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: JONATHAN, YOU 316 00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:45,932 ANNOUNCED THAT YOU'RE MARRIED. >> WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 317 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,868 >> Jimmy: YEAH CONGRATULATIONS. * 318 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,403 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> I DID IT. I DID IT 319 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:52,272 >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT WHAT -- HOW ARE YOU LOVING MARRIED LIFE 320 00:22:52,272 --> 00:22:54,407 >> IT REALLY IS SO MUCH FUN. HE'S, OBVIOUSLY, STUNNING AND YEAH, I'M LIKE MARRIED AND IT'S 321 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:57,277 LIKE REALLY FUN. AND WHO KNEW >> I KNEW. 322 00:22:57,277 --> 00:22:59,379 >> Jimmy: WAIT, WELL, YOU KNEW [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> YOU KNEW. 323 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:04,951 >> WELL WHO KNEW YOU KNOW, I GREW UP IN A TIME WHEN, LIKE, MARRIAGE EQUALITY 324 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:08,888 WASN'T A THING AND SO I'M SO HAPPY THAT I GET TO BE ON THIS JOURNEY AND GET 325 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:13,360 TO SHARE MY LIFE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS SO HOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:18,231 AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN. >> Jimmy: BOBBY, YOU DID SOMETHING THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE 327 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:21,768 CAN SAY. YOU WERE ON "THE MASKED SINGER." 328 00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:24,404 YOU WERE - >> I WAS A PIG - >> Jimmy: HE WAS A CATERPILLAR 329 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:27,574 ON "THE MASKED SINGER. [ APPLAUSE ] >> HE WAS SO GOOD. 330 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:32,078 >> IT WAS GREAT. >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. AND THE LARGEST COSTUME IN 331 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,080 "MASKED SINGER" HISTORY. AND THE HEAVIEST AND ALSO THE HOTTEST. 332 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:40,353 I THINK IT WAS ABOUT 120 DEGREES IN THERE THE FIRST PERFORMANCE, I ABOUT 333 00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:43,089 PASSED OUT THE SECOND PERFORMANCE, I LEARNED TO HAVE THEM PUT ME IN 334 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:48,228 AN ICE VEST. AND IT WAS COMPLETELY PACKED WITH ICE 335 00:23:48,228 --> 00:23:49,996 IT WAS THE BEST. I'M GOING TO WEAR THEM NOW FROM WHEN WE FILM IN THE HOTTEST 336 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:53,366 STATES IN AMERICA NEXT SEASON. >> Jimmy: ANTONI, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. 337 00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:57,637 EVERYONE'S ON THE INTERNET IS TALKING ABOUT THIS ON THE SHOW, OUT OF NOWHERE, 338 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,906 LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S LITTLE BUMPERS, THERE'S THINGS, THERE'S ACTION SHOTS 339 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:03,643 YOU RESCUED A DOG. >> I DID >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 340 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:08,882 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: NEON >> NEON THE MUTT, IF YOU WANT 341 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:13,153 TO FOLLOW HER ON SOCIALS [ APPLAUSE ] SHE'S A LOVELY, LOVELY PIT 342 00:24:13,153 --> 00:24:15,221 RESCUE FROM A REALLY GREAT ORGANIZATION IN AUSTIN CALLED AUSTIN PETS ALIVE WHERE YOU 343 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:19,693 ALSO ADOPT THEY DO REALLY DO GOD'S WORK >> Jimmy: THERE WAS SOMETHING 344 00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:22,429 THAT WE SAW ON THE SHOW THAT EVERYONE WAS, LIKE, TALKING ABOUT, PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE 345 00:24:22,429 --> 00:24:24,964 DOG, I'M ASSUMING. >> ABSOLUTELY. >> YEAH. 346 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,701 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE IS A PHOTO OF YOU WASHING THE DOG [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:37,077 YEAH, SO CLEARLY - >> I LIKE HOW SHE'S STARING RIGHT AT THE BELLY BUTTON. 348 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:39,813 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> IT WAS A VERY HOT DAY >> OH, REALLY, HE'S WAS 349 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:43,750 A MASKED CATERPILLAR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE NEED TO TALK 350 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:50,857 "QUEER EYE" BECAUSE, MAN OH, MAN, I - YOU KNOW I LOVE THE SHOW 351 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:54,694 AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT AND THE FIRST EPISODE ALWAYS GETS ME. 352 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,863 AND I GO "OH, YEAH." BUT THIS ONE REALLY GOT ME, BECAUSE WHEN YOU STARTED 353 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,965 FILMING, IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE THE PANDEMIC >> YEAH. 354 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:02,135 >> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. YOU'RE FILMING 355 00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:04,604 IT'S AN AMAZING STORY. MOVING AND THEN, THERE'S NO END 356 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:08,341 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE, TAN, WHAT WAS GOING DOWN 357 00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,110 >> YOU KNOW, WE WENT INTO THIS THINKING, "YEAH, MAYBE THE PANDEMIC ISN'T GOING TO REALLY 358 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:18,184 TAKE OFF IN THE U.S. AND WE'LL JUST GO SHOOT THE SHOW." 359 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,253 AND THEN, LITERALLY, A FEW DAYS LATER, WE HAD JUST FINISHED -- YOU KNOW WHEN WE DO THE REVEAL 360 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:24,090 WHERE WE SHOW THEM THE HOME, WE PUT THEM IN THE NEW OUTFIT WE HAD DONE THAT 361 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,159 AND THEN WE LEFT FOR THE WEEKEND. AND WE JUST DIDN'T COME BACK 362 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:32,399 FOR OVER A YEAR. AND SO THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME, EVER, ON "QUEER EYE" WHERE WE 363 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:37,070 GOT TO SEE HOW OUR LESSONS WERE TAKEN ON BY OUR HERO AND SO, A YEAR LATER WE GOT TO 364 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:38,638 REVISIT AND HOW LIFE CHANGED SO MUCH SHE'S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH 365 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:46,613 >> Jimmy: I WAS LIKE - SOMETIMES YOU SEE THESE SHOWS AND YOU GO LIKE, OH, YEAH THEY 366 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:48,348 CHANGED HER LIFE, OR THEY CHANGE THEIR HAIR. AND A YEAR LATER, THEY'RE BACK 367 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:55,255 TO NORMAL. HER LIFE ACTUALLY CHANGED, AND IT WAS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL 368 00:25:55,255 --> 00:26:00,160 YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO FREAK OUT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT ALREADY IT'S SO COOL 369 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,030 AND IT IS SO GOOD. >> YOU'RE MAKING ME TEARY EYED >> I LOVE YOU. 370 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,032 >> WELL, BECAUSE IT'S BITTERSWEET. >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST A BEAUTIFUL 371 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,469 THING AND IT'S REAL. AND IT'S SO AWESOME. THE WHOLE SEASON IS AWESOME. 372 00:26:09,469 --> 00:26:15,141 I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATS, ALSO THIS MIGHT BE THE AWESOMEST -- 373 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:17,544 YOU GUYS ARE OFFICIALLY LEGOS, DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> ISN'T THAT WILD 374 00:26:17,544 --> 00:26:22,148 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> MY CHILDHOOD DREAM COME TRUE 375 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,651 >> IT'S SO WILD. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT FEEL LIKE 376 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:26,519 >> IT'S PRETTY FREAKING COOL IT WAS MY FAVORITE TOY GROWING UP 377 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,355 AND -- YEAH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO STEP ON YOU GUYS AND SCREAM. 378 00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:34,828 >> I WAS HOPING -- I WAS HOPING -- I HAVE THIS FANTASY THAT, LIKE, TED CRUZ'S 379 00:26:34,828 --> 00:26:36,496 OR MITCH McCONNELL'S, LIKE, NEPHEW OF NIECE OR, LIKE, NIBBLING, SOMEONE'S GOING TO 380 00:26:36,496 --> 00:26:38,064 SNEAK THEM SNEAK THEM A "QUEER EYE" LEGO SET. AND THEN IT'S GOING TO, LIKE, 381 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:41,368 FALL OFF THE TABLE AND, LIKE, MY LEGO WILL BE UNDERNEATH ONE OF THEIR FEET 382 00:26:41,368 --> 00:26:47,374 AND THEY'LL JUST GO "OW! AND THEN - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 383 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:52,645 >> Jimmy: I'M ALWAYS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS. THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH TIME TO 384 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:55,081 TALK TO YOU GUYS I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE ARE THE FAB FIVE IN THE 385 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:55,949 HERE ARE THE FAB FIVE IN THE NEW SEASON OF "QUEER EYE." TAKE A LOOK. 386 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:03,356 THAN TWO ANTONIS 387 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:06,292 SHE'S A POWERFUL WOMAN >> DID I JUST SEE QUEER GYM? >> YES 388 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:10,663 QUEER WOMAN OWNED. QUEER WOMEN RAN. >> WOW 389 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:14,501 >> YEAH! >> YOU'RE JUST SHOWING OFF AT THIS POINT 390 00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:20,507 >> HELLO TWO. >> IF YOU HELD THIS IN FRONT OF 391 00:27:20,507 --> 00:27:22,242 ME, I WOULD, LIKE, REALLY JUST KEEP - KEEP COMING FOR IT 392 00:27:22,242 --> 00:27:24,778 >> KEEP COMING FOR IT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:30,050 >> Jimmy: ANTONI POROWSKI, BOBBY BERK, JONATHAN VAN NESS, AND TAN FRANCE 394 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:33,953 SEASON SIX OF "QUEER EYE" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 395 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:56,076 JB SMOOVE. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * 396 00:27:56,076 --> 00:28:02,048 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN 397 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,684 HE STARS IN HBO'S "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" AND YOU CAN SEE HIM IN "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME" 398 00:28:04,684 --> 00:28:06,286 WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME JB SMOOVE. 399 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:37,650 * * 400 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:41,721 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 401 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:47,293 TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT THERE THAT'S HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE >> I KNOW EVERYBODY SITS THERE, 402 00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:49,596 BUT WOULD IT BE COOL IF I DID THIS RIGHT HERE? [ CHEER 403 00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:52,065 IS IT TOO MUCH >> Jimmy: YEAH - NO, YOU CAN DO IT THAT WAY AS 404 00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:54,501 WELL THAT'S MORE THERAPY THAT WAY, BUT -- 405 00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:56,836 BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A STUD YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, 406 00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:00,540 JB >> YOU KNOW, I LOVE FASHION AND I LOVE LOOKING GOOD ALL OF THE 407 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:03,376 TIME, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW YOU DO 408 00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:06,112 >> I LOVE IT I THINK IT'S A LOST ART. >> Jimmy: FASHION. 409 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,615 >> FASHION >> YES >> Jimmy: LET ME JUST SAY 410 00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:14,421 SOMETHING. I'VE KNOWN YOU A LONG TIME YOU WERE RIGHT AROUND "SNL." 411 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:17,357 VERY, VERY FUNNY YOU'RE ALWAYS NICE TO ME BUT I REMEMBER YOU LIKED 412 00:29:17,357 --> 00:29:20,860 COMICS AND YOU LIKE COMIC BOOKS THIS IS WHEN, LIKE - 413 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,263 NO ONE WAS REALLY -- BUT YOU LIKED COMIC BOOKS AND WOULD TALK ABOUT THEM AND PITCH 414 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:28,635 IDEAS. AND NOW YOU'RE IN THE LAST TWO SPIDER-MAN FILMS 415 00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:31,471 YOU'RE IN THE BIGGEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME [ CHEERS ] 416 00:29:31,471 --> 00:29:37,610 >> IT IS ABSOLUTELY -- >> Jimmy: YOU DID IT >> ABSOLUTELY A BLESSING, MAN. 417 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,679 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID FOR -- YOU KNOW WHAT, I SAT IN THE AUDIENCE WATCHING AN "AVENGERS" 418 00:29:39,679 --> 00:29:43,049 MOVIE AND I TOLD MY WIFE I SAID, "BABY," THAT'S MY WIFE, SHAH, I SAID, "BABY, I WOULD 419 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:47,654 LOVE TO BE IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE ONE DAY." AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'M 420 00:29:47,654 --> 00:29:49,856 GET A CALL AND I'M DOING A AUDI COMMERCIAL WITH TOM HOLLAND, WHICH WAS ONE 421 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,825 OF THE SPONSORS OF "FAR FROM HOME." >> Jimmy: YEAH 422 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:59,232 >> AND IT WORKED OUT GREAT WE HAD A GREAT TIME. YOU KNOW, WE CONNECTED 423 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:01,868 WE LAUGHED AT THE COMMERCIAL NEXT THING YOU KNOW, A FEW MONTHS LATER, THEY GIVE ME A 424 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:11,144 A CALL FOR THE MOVIE AND THEN, OF COURSE, THEY BROUGHT MY CHARACTER BACK FOR 425 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:16,850 "NO WAY HOME." THIS IS GREAT. I LOVE IT. 426 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:20,120 >> Jimmy: MR. DELL >> MR. DELL. >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THIS 427 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,088 HOW ABOUT THIS HOW ABOUT THIS I THINK YOU DO A MR. DELL 428 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:24,491 SPINOFF. >> OH -- JIMMY [ CHEERS ] 429 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,693 JIMMY, DON'T START NOTHING, MAN. YOU KNOW I LOVE TO BE -- 430 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:29,129 YOU KNOW A LOVE COMIC BOOKS. I WOULD LOVE TO BE - THE FIRST THING I DID WHEN HE 431 00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:30,764 CALLED ME ABOUT DOING "SPIDER-MAN," THE FIRST THING YOU ASK IF MARVEL CALLS YOU 432 00:30:30,764 --> 00:30:32,232 ABOUT ANYTHING IS "WHAT ARE MY POWERS?" >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE 433 00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:34,134 >> SEE, AND THEY TOLD ME I WAS A TEACHER. SO I HAD THE POWER OF 434 00:30:34,134 --> 00:30:41,541 KNOWLEDGE. BUT IT'S OKAY. BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME 435 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:44,277 SUPERHEROES, MAN I GOT A LOT OF IDEAS FOR MY OWN CHARACTERS 436 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:50,950 YOU KNOW, NOW I WOULD LOVE TO BE A CHARACTER THAT FLIES. >> Jimmy: OKAY 437 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:59,025 >> BUT I'M A LITTLE SCARED OF HEIGHTS. SO I WOULD FLY TWO FEET OFF THE 438 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:01,061 GROUND [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TWO FEET. 439 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:04,731 >> Jimmy: FLOAT, OR PARALLEL >> JUST -- NO. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION 440 00:31:04,731 --> 00:31:07,233 IF YOU FLOAT LIKE THIS, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE RIDING A SEGWAY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE 441 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,302 THIS THAT' AIN'T BAD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD 442 00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:11,271 >> BUT, I WANT TO FLY. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS TO PEOPLE AND SAY HI. 443 00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:16,643 AND PEOPLE COULD TOUCH ME, TOO BE LIKE, "HEY, GOOD JOB. YOU KNOW 444 00:31:16,643 --> 00:31:20,447 YOU COULD GO TO STARBUCKS. WHY, YOU CAN FLY BY A STARBUCKS, YOU KNOW? 445 00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:22,649 DO DRIVE-THRUS, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: BUT, YOU'RE ONLY TWO FEET OFF THE GROUND. 446 00:31:22,649 --> 00:31:26,786 >> IF I'M TWO FEET OFF THE GROUND, I GOT TO FOLLOW ALL THE TRAFFIC RULES. 447 00:31:26,786 --> 00:31:28,755 I CAN'T JUST GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT. I SEE THE LIGHT. 448 00:31:28,755 --> 00:31:34,127 I CAN'T JUST GO THROUGH IT I'LL CAUSE AN ACCIDENT >> Jimmy: WHAT ABOUT THIS? 449 00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:38,598 WHAT IF YOU CAME OUT AS A VILLAIN? >> OH, THE VILLAIN 450 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:44,838 I WOULD BE A -- CHARACTER CALLED SUCKER PUNCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:31:44,838 --> 00:31:47,907 AND HE HAS THE GIFT OF GAB HE'LL TALK TO YOU. AND NEXT, HE'LL GET YOUR GUARD 452 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:52,479 DOWN A LITTLE BIT. AND HE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE HEY MAN. 453 00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:55,548 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> HE'S A GREAT HERO >> Jimmy: SUCKER PUNCH 454 00:31:55,548 --> 00:32:00,687 >> SUCKER PUNCH. >> Jimmy: I WAS LOOKING FOR A LAUGH THE OTHER NIGHT, MAN 455 00:32:00,687 --> 00:32:02,756 AND I GO, "MAN, I FORGOT THAT 'CURB' JUST WRAPPED. 11 SEASONS 456 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,958 "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM," IT'S AS FUNNY AS IT ALWAYS IS. YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST MAN ON 457 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,926 TELEVISION >> AW, MAN, I APPRECIATE YOU >> Jimmy: IT IS. 458 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:14,367 YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE MAN. IT WAS A GREAT SEASON. 459 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:16,336 YOU ARE JUST -- YOU AND LARRY, LARRY DAVID, IT'S JUST -- IT'S JUST SO FUN TO WATCH 460 00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:19,272 I WISH IT WAS LIKE THREE HOURS LONG >> Jimmy: AND -- ARE YOU - 461 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:22,342 AND DO YOU CRACK HIM UP? >> WE -- YOU KNOW WHAT, AS A A COMEDIAN, WE HAVE GREAT 462 00:32:22,342 --> 00:32:28,081 INTENTIONS FOR OUR AUDIENCE. BUT WE HAVE BAD INTENTIONS WE WANT YOU TO WET YOUR PANTS. 463 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:29,749 WE WANT YOU TO DO ALL OF THESE THINGS WHEN I'M PERFORMING WITH LARRY, 464 00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:37,090 I DON'T BREAK. I DON'T BREAK AT ALL I GIVE HIM THE LINE, AND IN MY 465 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:38,725 BACK OF MY MIND IS -- IN THE BACK OF MY BRAIN, I'M THINKING "I'M GOING TO MAKE A SNOT 466 00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:41,695 BUBBLE COME OUT HIS NOSE." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S MY -- THAT'S MY 467 00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:46,866 MOTIVATION I WANT TO SEE A SNOT BUBBLE. >> Jimmy: TO COME OUT OF 468 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,768 LARRY DAVID'S NOSE >> BECAUSE WHEN PEOPLE HOLD THEIR LAUGHTER IN, AND SEE THEM 469 00:32:48,768 --> 00:32:54,174 CRACKING A LITTLE BIT. 'CAUSE LARRY, YOU CAN TELL LARRY'S CRACKING 'CAUSE HIS 470 00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:57,110 RIGHT OR LEFT OF HIS MOUTH GOES LIKE THIS. HE DOES THAT A LITTLE BIT. 471 00:32:57,110 --> 00:33:01,414 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HIM BREAKING. >> HE'S TRYING TO HOLD IT IN >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 472 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:06,720 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JB SMOOVE AND LARRY DAVID IN "CURB YOUR 473 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,321 ENTHUSIASM." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 474 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:12,192 TO GO. >> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, YOU PAID FOR THE PLANE 475 00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:16,062 TICKET IT HAS MARY FERGUSON'S NAME ON IT 476 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,732 IT'S NONREFUNDABLE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, EAT IT 477 00:33:18,732 --> 00:33:21,568 >> NO, I'M GOING TO FIND ME ANOTHER MARY FERGUSON. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 478 00:33:21,568 --> 00:33:26,272 >> I PUT AN AD OUT I'M GOING GET THEM ALL HERE. I'M GOING TO AUDITION A BUNCH 479 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:28,675 OF MARY FERGUSONS. FIND THE ONE I LIKE. TAKE HER ASS TO ASIA 480 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:30,343 >> WHAT RANDOM MARY FERGUSON IS GOING TO ASIA WITH SOME STRANGER WHO'S PROBABLY 481 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:34,581 A SOCIOPATH. >> YOU'RE FORGETTING ONE KEY THING HERE 482 00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:40,487 FREE WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO ASIA FOR FREE 483 00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,689 THEY'LL TAKE THAT CHANCE WAKING UP DEAD FOR A FREE TRIP TO ASIA, I PROMISE YOU. 484 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:48,695 >> I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 485 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:52,999 >> Jimmy: JB SMOOVE, SEASON 11 OF "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" IS STREAMING ON HBO MAX AND 486 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:55,368 "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME" IS IN THEATERS NOW JB SMOOVE! 487 00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:58,104 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COMEBACK COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 488 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:15,188 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE 489 00:34:15,188 --> 00:34:16,823 SEEN AT THE DENVER COMEDY WORKS SOUTH, FEBRUARY 10th THROUGH THE 12th 490 00:34:16,823 --> 00:34:18,324 THE 12th PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY MATTHEW BROUSSARD. 491 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:28,535 * 492 00:34:28,535 --> 00:34:33,573 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH THANK YOU SO MUCH. APPRECIATE THAT. 493 00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:36,609 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Y'ALL DOING GOOD 494 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:39,479 [ CHEERS ] AWESOME. I'M DOING GREAT. 495 00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:42,749 MY GIRLFRIEND AND I JUST CELEBRATED FIVE YEARS TOGETHER FIVE YEARS 496 00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:48,655 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YES, WE'RE FIGHTING LESS NOW WE DID TWO THINGS. 497 00:34:48,655 --> 00:34:53,126 WE LEARNED EACH OTHER'S LOVE LANGUAGES. I RECOMMEND THAT 498 00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:55,095 THERE'S FIVE OF THEM THEY'RE GIFTS, WORDS, SERVICE, TIME, AND AFFECTION. 499 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:59,099 MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS WORDS. HER LOVE LANGUAGE IS GIFTS, WORDS, SERVICE, TIME, AND 500 00:34:59,099 --> 00:35:04,070 AFFECTION. [ LAUGHTER ] YAHTZEE. 501 00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:07,107 YES. WE ALSO GOT A CAT. HE IS THE LOVE OUR LIFE. 502 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:14,214 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. HIS NAME IS PASSWORD 503 00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:16,316 [ LAUGHTER ] MY GIRLFRIEND WORKS IN CYBERSECURITY, AND THE MOST 504 00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:18,051 COMMONLY USED PASSWORD IS YOUR PET'S NAME, AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE CHANGING MINE, SO 505 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:25,392 PASSWORD, IT STAYS [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. 506 00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:28,061 SHE HAS A GREAT JOB, MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE WORKS IN TECH. I MADE A MISTAKE RECENTLY. 507 00:35:28,061 --> 00:35:34,434 I LOOKED AT HER TAX DOCUMENTS. I LEARNED SHE MAKES FOUR TIMES WHAT I DO. 508 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:37,070 SO I AM A FEMINIST, YES, THAT'S WHAT THAT MAKES ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 509 00:35:37,070 --> 00:35:41,875 PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WHAT KIND OF FEMINIST ARE YOU INTERSECTIONAL 510 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:44,077 THIRD WAVE?" I'M LIKE, "INDENTURED. I DON'T KNOW." 511 00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:45,912 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M FIGHTING FOR MY MATERNITY LEAVE. 512 00:35:45,912 --> 00:35:51,518 YOU UNDERSTAND I'M NOT TRYING TO RELY ON HER FINANCIALLY, BUT IN CASE OF 513 00:35:51,518 --> 00:35:54,354 EMERGENCY, BREAK THE GLASS CEILING. THAT'S MY BUMPER STICKER THAT I 514 00:35:54,354 --> 00:36:01,327 PUT ON MY LAPTOP BECAUSE I DON'T OWN A CAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 515 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,730 AND IT'S A WEIRD FEELING I'VE ALWAYS STRUGGLED TO FIND A BALANCE BETWEEN BEING A GOOD 516 00:36:03,730 --> 00:36:07,801 BOYFRIEND AND MY JOB, AND NOW BEING A GOOD BOYFRIEND IS MY JOB. 517 00:36:07,801 --> 00:36:10,837 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE SHE APPROVED MY PTO. 518 00:36:10,837 --> 00:36:17,744 I'M ON CALL RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I LOVE COMEDY. 519 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:19,813 I MEAN, "TONIGHT SHOW" IS A DREAM COME TRUE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 520 00:36:19,813 --> 00:36:25,618 BUT BECAUSE OF HER INCOME, THIS IS JUST A CUTE HOBBY THAT'S ALL THIS IS 521 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:27,354 EVERYTHING I'M DOING COULD BE SUMMED UP BY HER AT A DINNER PARTY BEING LIKE, "HONEY, 522 00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:30,090 HONEY, COME SHOW THEM YOU'RE LITTLE TRICK COME ON, DO ONE OF YOUR LITTLE 523 00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:36,863 SKITS. ISN'T THAT PRECIOUS? [ LAUGHTER ] 524 00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:39,933 IT'S CHANGED MY MOTIVATIONS. I USED TO WORK OUT FOR FITNESS, NOW I WORK OUT FOR JOB 525 00:36:39,933 --> 00:36:47,907 SECURITY [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT TO KEEP THIS ASS TIGHT 526 00:36:47,907 --> 00:36:49,442 IF I GET SHREDDED, SO DOES THE PRENUP THAT'S MY INSPO. 527 00:36:49,442 --> 00:36:56,750 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE HAS NOT FIGURED OUT HOW MUCH POWER SHE NOW HAS OVER ME 528 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:59,119 SHE ASKED ME RECENTLY, "WOULD YOU EVER LEAVE ME? AND I SAID, "IT WOULD HAVE TO 529 00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:05,492 BE A COMPETITIVE OFFER I'M NOT JUMPING SHIP FOR NOTHING. 530 00:37:05,492 --> 00:37:07,694 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE SOME ENTRY LEVEL F-BOY FREELANCING WITH NO HEALTH INSURANCE 531 00:37:07,694 --> 00:37:12,165 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WASN'T MAKING A LOT OF MONEY WHEN WE FIRST STARTED 532 00:37:12,165 --> 00:37:16,336 DATING AT THAT POINT, SHE WAS A A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE 533 00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:22,542 I WAS NOT. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT SPORTS. I KNOW I LOOK LIKE I PLAYED 534 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:25,178 LACROSSE FOR SLYTHERIN [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I'M NOT A COORDINATED 535 00:37:25,178 --> 00:37:29,449 PERSON SHE WAS A SWIMMER, AND WE HAD KIND OF A ROCKY START. 536 00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:33,920 TWO MONTHS AFTER WE STARTED DATING, SHE WENT TO THE U.S. OLYMPIC TRIALS 537 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:42,328 SHE WAS A TOP CONTENDER TO MAKE THE OLYMPIC TEAM, AND SHE DIDN'T 538 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:44,097 AND IT IS VERY PAINFUL WHEN A PERSON WORKS THEIR WHOLE LIFE AT ONE GOAL AND MISSES, AND 539 00:37:44,097 --> 00:37:47,901 YOU'VE ONLY BEEN DATING THAT PERSON FOR TWO MONTHS. THAT WAS A LOT FOR ME TO DEAL 540 00:37:47,901 --> 00:37:52,872 WITH ON OUR SEVENTH DATE WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, SORRY YOU 541 00:37:52,872 --> 00:37:54,574 FAILED AT YOUR DREAMS, ALSO WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? MINE'S LAWRENCE. 542 00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:59,079 ISN'T THAT EMBARRASSING? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD 543 00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:01,581 ALLERGIES? DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, ANY MORE?" 544 00:38:01,581 --> 00:38:09,456 [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO MAKE THE TEAM, WHICH MEANS SHE WOULD 545 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:12,726 GO TO THE OLYMPICS BUT SHE WOULD ALSO GO TO THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE WHICH IS 546 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:15,795 FAMOUSLY DEBAUCHEROUS. IT'S ALL OF THE BEST ATHLETES IN THE WORLD, PARTYING, 547 00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:26,606 DRINKING, ROMANCE. AND MY BROTHER ASKED ME, "WHAT IF SHE CHEATS ON YOU?" 548 00:38:26,606 --> 00:38:28,541 AND I SAID, "WELL, THEN SHE BETTER GET PREGNANT, BECAUSE WHATEVER SHE POPS OUT, I WILL 549 00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:33,713 RAISE LIKE MY FLESH AND BLOOD. I WILL BE THE PROUDEST DAD AT FIELD DAY. 550 00:38:33,713 --> 00:38:37,217 LIKE, 'THAT'S MY SON.'" AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "LOOKS A LOT LIKE USAIN BOLT. 551 00:38:37,217 --> 00:38:39,419 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE, "YEAH, PEOPLE SAID THAT ABOUT ME AT THAT AGE. 552 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:48,061 THEY DID." [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. 553 00:38:48,061 --> 00:38:50,330 HERE'S THE TWIST I'VE BEEN DOING COMEDY FOR TEN YEARS, I'VE BEEN DATING HER FOR 554 00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:58,538 FIVE YEARS ONE YEAR AGO, SHE STARTED DOING COMEDY AS WELL 555 00:38:58,538 --> 00:39:01,041 WHICH MEANS SHE WATCHED ME DO THIS FOR FOUR YEARS, AND WAS LIKE, "SEEMS EASY ENOUGH 556 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:05,645 IF THIS CLOWN CAN DO IT, SCOOT OVER." [ LAUGHTER ] 557 00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:07,714 I ALWAYS WANTED MY WORK TO BE INSPIRING, BUT NOT IN A "RUDY" KIND OF WAY. 558 00:39:07,714 --> 00:39:10,550 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE WAS VERY SECRETIVE ABOUT IT 559 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:14,721 SHE WOULDN'T LET ME WATCH, AND THEN WE GOT BOOKED ON A SHOW TOGETHER 560 00:39:14,721 --> 00:39:17,323 AND I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS FOR HER, AND I GOT TO SEE HER PERFORM, AND IT WAS AWESOME. 561 00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:23,496 BECAUSE SHE'S GOOD SHE'S REALLY GOOD. BUT SHE'S ALSO NOT AS GOOD AS 562 00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:28,335 ME, WHICH -- OH, THANK GOD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE STRONG ACT, BUT DON'T QUIT OUR 563 00:39:28,335 --> 00:39:34,507 DAY JOB. [ LAUGHTER ] SOMEONE HAS TO PAY 3/4ths OF 564 00:39:34,507 --> 00:39:38,745 THE RENT AROUND HERE HEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 565 00:39:38,745 --> 00:39:46,853 * >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. COME ON. 566 00:39:46,853 --> 00:39:52,759 MATTHEW BROUSSARD. MATTHEW BROUSSARD, HE'LL BE AT THE DENVER COMEDY WORKS SOUTH 567 00:39:52,759 --> 00:39:54,928 FEBRUARY 10th TO THE 12th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 568 00:39:54,928 --> 00:40:11,277 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 569 00:40:11,277 --> 00:40:18,952 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CO-HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE," JB SMOOVE, MATTHEW BROUSSARD, ONCE AGAIN 570 00:40:18,952 --> 00:40:21,021 AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 571 00:40:21,021 --> 00:40:23,423 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 572 00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:25,325 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE