1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,511 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:17,684 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON 3 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:21,888 TONIGHT, JOIN JIM AND HIS GUESTS - CATE BLANCHETT - 4 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:25,792 NATE BARGATZE -- GAYLE -- AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:33,199 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1577 >> AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:40,440 >> AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,409 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:42,409 --> 00:01:01,161 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:06,599 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. 10 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,501 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:12,405 YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:18,111 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELL GUYS, THIS IS EXCITING. TONIGHT'S POWERBALL JACKPOT WAS 13 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:23,283 OVER $600 MILLION. ONE OF THE LARGEST IN HISTORY, YEAH 14 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:29,556 THE CHANCES OF WINNING ARE 292 MILLION TO 1 THEY'RE SAYING IT'S THE SAME 15 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:32,525 ODDS AS FINDING A RAPID TEST AT CVS. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:42,435 [ APPLAUSE ] SPEAKING OF, THE CDC ANNOUNCED THAT AFTER YOU ISOLATE FOR FIVE 17 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:47,374 DAYS WITH COVID, YOU SHOULD TAKE A RAPID TEST, IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO ONE. 18 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:51,945 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT IT IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE OF 19 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:57,851 "UNHELPFUL ADVICE" MAGAZINE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, ANOTHER UPDATE 20 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:01,755 FROM THE CDC, EVEN DR. FAUCI IS LIKE, "OH, I MUTED THOSE MONTHS AGO. 21 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:05,058 [ LAUGHTER ] AT THIS POINT, THE CDC IS LIKE THAT ANNOYING CO-WORKER WHO 22 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:10,430 EMAILS YOU EVERY FIVE MINUTES LIKE, "FOLLOWING UP ON THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:15,068 "JUST BUMPING THIS UP, GUYS. MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID LONG LINES AT COVID TESTING 24 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:20,940 SITES SHOULD BEGIN TO EASE AS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT INCREASES CAPACITY 25 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:26,112 JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. [ LAUGHTER ] I'D FEEL BETTER IF THEY WERE 26 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:28,381 STILL WASN'T A LINE FOR PEOPLE WAITING FOR THEIR SPANISH FLU TEST 27 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:35,221 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: COME ON! >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S FUNNY 28 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:39,859 >> Steve: COME ON! [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 29 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:42,462 >> Jimmy: I FEEL BETTER IF PEOPLE WEREN'T STILL WAITING FOR THEIR SPANISH FLU TESTS. 30 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:48,768 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE RIGHT NOW, THE LINES ARE SO LONG THAT IF YOU HAVE COVID, BY 31 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:53,707 THE TIME YOU GET TO THE FRONT YOU DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:58,411 CDC SAYS YOU'RE COOL YOU CAN GO HOME NOW. YOU WAITED LONG ENOUGH 33 00:02:58,411 --> 00:02:59,946 >> Questlove: THAT'S THE QUARANTINE >> Jimmy: AS IF WE'RE NOT 34 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:04,451 DEALING WITH ENOUGH, THE U.S. JUST REPORTED ITS FIRST CASE OF FLURONA. 35 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:08,421 A COMBINATION OF THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUS. THE AMERICANS ARE SO STRESSED 36 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:18,331 THEY STARTED SMOKING METHAJUANA [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 37 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,066 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE CDC SAYS IT'S STILL BETTER THAN THE OTHER COMBINATION VIRUS, 38 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:27,407 DIARRHEABETES. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE -- 39 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,410 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, A CERTAIN BEER COMPANY THAT JUST CHANGED THEIR 40 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:34,681 NAME WAS LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. I MEAN - 41 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:39,085 [ LAUGHTER ] WE JUST CHANGED THE NAME THE LIME DISINFECTS -- 42 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:42,789 AH, FORGET IT. I JUST SAW THAT CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU JUST 43 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:48,261 GOT HIS COVID BOOSTER SHOT, RIGHT? NOW, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS. 44 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:51,598 HE HAS AN ARM TATTOO DID YOU KNOW - TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 45 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:55,802 [ AUDIENCE OOHs APPARENTLY HE GOT THE VACCINE DURING THE REHEARSAL FOR 46 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:59,639 "GREASE" OFF BROADWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] "SANDY, YOU GOT TO GET A COVID 47 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:04,210 SHOT IT'S AUTOMATIC SYSTEMATIC 48 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:13,486 HYDORMATIC IT'S VAX LIGHTNIN'." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 49 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:16,823 OF COURSE, PRESIDENT BIDEN DOES NOT HAVE A TATTOO. BUT HE DOES HAVE A LIVER SPOT 50 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:20,427 ON HIS ARM THAT LOOKS LIKE PEPPA PIG. [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:28,068 "I WANT MUDDY PUDDLES. [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 52 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:29,703 TODAY, NEW YORK GOVERNOR CATHY HOCHUL SAID THAT SHE'S BRINGING BACK TO-GO COCKTAILS 53 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:36,843 PERMANENTLY. >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 54 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:42,082 COME ON! >> Jimmy: THEN SHE SAID THE SAME EXACT THING FIVE MINUTES 55 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:47,587 LATER. PERMANTLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:50,090 NEW YORK IS LIKE, "LOOK, GOVERNOR, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WIN US OVER 57 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:54,427 WITH -- WE LOVE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT DOCTORS ARE ASKING 58 00:04:54,427 --> 00:05:01,568 PEOPLE ON TIKTOK TO STOP STICKING GARLIC CLOVES UP THEIR NOSE TO CLEAR THEIR SINUSES. 59 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,403 I FEEL LIKE THIS HAPPENS ONCE A MONTH WHERE PEOPLE DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS WHERE THEY 60 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,206 SEE ONLINE SO I WROTE A TINY SONG ABOUT IT 61 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:17,684 HOPE YOU ENJOY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 62 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,353 * I HAVE TO TELL YO SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS * 63 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:23,256 * YOU SHOULDN'T STICK A CLOVE OF GARLI UP INTO YOUR NOSE * 64 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:30,063 * DON'T DO IT NO, DON'T DO IT * * DOCTORS ARE 65 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:33,066 CONCERNED FOR YO IT REALLY ISN'T GREAT * * DID YOU BUMP YOUR HEA 66 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:37,237 WHEN YOU FELL OF A MILK CRATE * * DON'T DO IT 67 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:43,109 NO, NO, DON'T DO IT * * GARLIC IS FOR PASTA OR A NICE VINAIGRETTE * 68 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:46,746 * BUT IF YOU STICK IT UP YOUR SNIFFE ALL YOU GET IS SOME REGRET * 69 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:50,950 * DON'T DO IT NO, NO, NO DON'T DO IT * 70 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,353 >> Jimmy: ONE MORE TIME. * STICKING STUF INTO YOUR NOSE 71 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,556 REALLY ISN'T GOOD * * BUT IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A COVID TEST 72 00:05:56,556 --> 00:06:00,460 I THINK YOU REALLY SHOULD * * SO I DO I YEAH, YEAH 73 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:15,342 YOU SHOULD DO IT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS FUN. 74 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:18,812 I HEARD THAT NORTH KOREA IS NOW TAKING CREDIT FOR A PRETTY POPULAR FOOD 75 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:22,048 THIS IS REAL LISTEN TO THIS 76 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,251 NORTH KOREA. >> THE GOVERNMENT NOW CLAIMS THAT THE FATHER OF LEADER 77 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:34,361 KIM JONG-UN INVENTED THE BURRITO. [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:38,965 >> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT OF COURSE, A BURRITO IS WHEN 79 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:45,105 YOU TAKE A TON OF STUFF AND PACK IT INTO A TIGHT WRAP AND YOU -- 80 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:53,380 YEAH, WELL, EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] NORTH KOREA SAYS KIM JONG-IL 81 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:56,549 INVENTED THE BURRITO AND KIM JONG-UN CREATED THE UNCHILLADA 82 00:06:56,549 --> 00:07:02,722 [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT WAS -- THAT'S A GREAT 83 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:11,131 JOKE THE UNCHILLADA WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS 84 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:16,536 KFC IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH ITS NEW PLANT-BASED FRIED CHICKEN. NORTH KOREA HEARD AND WAS LIKE, 85 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:21,908 "KIM JONG-IL DEFINITELY DID NOT INVENT THAT. COME ON, KFC IS NEVER GOING TO 86 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,378 BE HEALTHY YOU KNOW THAT FAMOUS PICTURE OF COLONEL SANDERS? 87 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:31,317 HE'S 27 IN THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE CONSUMER 88 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,920 ELECTRONICS SHOW - YOU LOVE THAT. IT JUST KICKED OFF IN 89 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,322 LAS VEGAS. AND ONE TECH COMPANY INTRODUCED A SMART DOG COLLAR THAT LETS 90 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:41,361 YOU TRACK YOUR DOG'S HEALTH AND FITNESS. IT'S GREAT UNTIL HE DRINKS FROM 91 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:46,066 THE TOILET AND ELECTROCUTES HIMSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,068 ANOTHER BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SHOW IN VEGAS. THIS FALL, JOHN DEERE IS 93 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:52,072 RELEASING A SELF-DRIVING TRACTOR THAT CAN BE CONTROLLED WITH A SMARTPHONE. 94 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,507 >> Steve: OH - >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS, A DRIVERLESS 95 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:57,577 VEHICLES WITH WHEELS MADE OF MACHETES THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 96 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:01,114 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I HEARD A JAPANESE COMPANY UNVEILED THE PLUSH TOY 97 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:12,692 THAT GENTLY NIBBLES ON YOUR FINGER TO ALLEVIATE STRESS [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,594 OR AS EVERYONE AT THE EVENT IN VEGAS SAID, "YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO PUT 99 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:18,932 IN THERE, OUR FINGER." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 100 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:25,405 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 101 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:27,240 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:37,050 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,552 >> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYBODY HEY, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU, TONIGHT 104 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:42,188 SHE IS GETTING A TON OF AWARDS BUZZ FOR HER NEW MOVIE "NIGHTMARE ALLEY." 105 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:47,527 SHE'S FANTASTIC. IT'S IN THEATERS NOW CATE BLANCHETT IS JOINING US 106 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:52,465 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, HIS LATEST STANDUP SPECIAL, "THE GREATEST AVERAGE 107 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:58,772 AMERICAN," IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX. AND YOU CAN CATCH HIM LIVE ON 108 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:04,444 THE RAINCHECK TOUR COMEDIAN NATE BARGATZE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 109 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:08,782 ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITES >> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: AND MAKING HER TV 110 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:14,120 DEBUT, WE HAVE MUSIC FROM GAYLE! >> Steve: OW 111 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,791 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THE SONG IS -- I KNOW 112 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:21,127 I'M GOING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS IT'S A REAL EXTRA, ACTUALLY. 113 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,629 YEAH, I'M GOING TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT I'M GOING TO TALK -- TALK TO 114 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:25,298 GAYLE. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO -- THEN SHE'S GOING TO PERFORM HER 115 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:29,502 GLOBAL HIT "ABCDEFU" LATER IN THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:32,472 BIG SHOW TONIGHT BUT RIGHT NOW, GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. 117 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,941 FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 118 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:37,877 * HASHTAG 119 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:46,853 HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 120 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:49,356 A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. THIS WEEK I SENT OUT THE 121 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,258 HASHTAG #MYRESOLUTIONINSIXWORDS. I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SHARE YOUR 122 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:57,764 FUNNIEST NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION USING JUST SIX WORDS WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS THE 123 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,534 NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC. SO THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,203 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. WE APPRECIATE YOU GUYS DOING THIS 125 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,438 I LOVE THIS. I LIKE TO SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU 126 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,942 GUYS HERE WE GO SIX WORDS, HERE WE GO. 127 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:13,546 THIS ONE'S FROM @AMYSRICH. SHE SAYS, "CONSUME MORE FRUIT BY DRINKING WINE." 128 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,349 THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] EXACTLY RIGHT. 129 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,819 >> Steve: YEAH, GOT TO GET THE GRAPES >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 130 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:24,057 @OPTIMISTEEYORE. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "JANUARY 131 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,426 BOUGHT FITBIT, JANUARY RETURN FITBIT." THERE YOU GO 132 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:31,598 THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I'M DO IT, MAN 133 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,401 WITH MY WINE GLASS >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @PONYGLASSES 134 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:42,375 SHE SAYS, "HIKE ONCE, TALK ABOUT IT DAILY." [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:47,714 THIS ONE'S A NICE ONE. IT'S FROM @EDDIELOVESTOAST >> Steve: HE DOES LOVE TOAST 136 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:54,954 >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "NO EXES, UNLESS I NEED LOGINS." THERE YOU GO 137 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,057 [ LAUGHTER ] THANKS BUDDY I GOT TO GO ON HULU, MAN 138 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:00,560 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: COME ON. THIS ONE IS FROM @DUCKTORWHO10 139 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:05,465 HE SAYS, "AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYING ALIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 140 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:12,872 * >> Steve: WOW! YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY HE 141 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:15,675 USES - >> Jimmy: AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYING ALIVE. 142 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:19,279 SO GOOD. THAT'S MY FAVORITE ONE THIS ONE IS FROM 143 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:23,516 @REALBILLRUSSELL NBA LEGEND BILL RUSSELL FROM THE CELTICS. 144 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,918 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LOVE YOU, BILL RUSSELL 145 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:32,359 [ APPLAUSE ] HE SAYS, "2022 RESOLUTION, STOP SHRINKING. 146 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:36,796 YOU GET OLDER, YOU GET SHORTER THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. >> Steve: HE'S ONLY 6'8. 147 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:40,433 >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS LAST ONE HERE IS FROM @ANNALOUMAZZY. 148 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:44,771 SHE SAYS, "NO NEGATIVITY, EXCEPT FOR COVID TESTS." THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE. 149 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,740 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 150 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,475 TO CHECK OUT MORE, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 151 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:53,980 PLAYING HEY ROBOT WITH CATE BLANCHETT STICK AROUND 152 00:11:53,980 --> 00:12:17,137 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 153 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,439 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "HEY 154 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:22,175 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "HEY ROBOT. 155 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:23,510 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 156 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:28,815 * * HEY, HEY ROBO HEY ROBOT * 157 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:32,819 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP, SO JOINING ME NOW IS THE STAR OF THE NEW FILM, 158 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,488 "NIGHTMARE ALLEY," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY 159 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,558 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY CATE BLANCHETT 160 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,095 * 161 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,465 >> Jimmy: CATE, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS OKAY, THIS IS BASED ON A REAL 162 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:49,736 BOARD GAME CALLED "HEY ROBOT" THAT YOU CAN PLAY AT HOME. IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC GAME 163 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:54,507 "PASSWORD," BUT YOUR PARTNER IS A SMART SPEAKER. OKAY, SO FIRST, I WILL PICK 164 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:58,945 A CARD WITH A WORD ON IT, AND THEN WE'LL TAKE TURNS -- >> THAT LOOKS LIKE A SEX AID 165 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:02,916 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE -- WHAT IS THAT? 166 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:10,056 I KNOW I'M ON ZOOM, BUT WHAT IS THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,891 >> Jimmy: YOUR KIDS CAN SEE THIS THIS IS TOTALLY -- THIS IS A 168 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:15,929 A SMART SPEAKER. THIS IS A SMART SPEAKER. >> A SMART SPEAKER 169 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,199 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> OKAY, WHATEVER. >> Jimmy: I'LL PICK A CARD WITH 170 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:25,472 A WORD ON IT AND WE ARE GOING TO TAKE TURNS ASKING A A QUESTION, OKAY 171 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,375 AND ALL WE WANT IS TO GET THE SPEAKER TO SAY THAT WORD SOMEWHERE IN ITS ANSWER. 172 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,910 OKAY AND IF IT DOES, YOU GET A POINT. 173 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,980 WE CAN'T SAY THE WORD, OBVIOUSLY. OKAY 174 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:39,552 I'LL START YOU'LL SEE HERE WE GO 175 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,855 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH ALL RIGHT, SO I HAVE TO GET IT 176 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:52,432 TO SAY THE WORD "RUBBER. ALEXA, WHAT ARE TIRES MADE OF? >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON 177 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:57,103 THE WEB. ACCORDING TO SURVINCITY.COM, THE MAIN MATERIALS FOR THE 178 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:01,675 PRODUCTION OF TIRES ARE RUBBER, WHICH IS - [ DING ] 179 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:16,222 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF I'M 180 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,058 GOING TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE GAME >> THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 181 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:26,299 THE SMART SPEAKER, THIS HAS TO DO WITH -- THIS IS THE OLYMPIAD, ISN'T IT 182 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:30,070 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> I'M MEANT TO -- SOME SORT OF PHYSICAL, ACTIVE -- MIND MY 183 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:34,674 PHYSICAL PROWESS - >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT EXACTLY. 184 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,744 HAVE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION YEAH, EVEN IF YOU -- SO YOU'RE UP 185 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:50,490 AND YOU HAVE TO GET THIS SMART SPEAKER, WHICH IS WHAT IT IS, TO SAY THE WORD, "MUSHROOMS. 186 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:59,099 >> ALEXA, APART FROM BEEF, WHAT IS IN BEEF STROGANOFF? >> HERE IS WHAT I FOUND. 187 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,767 ACCORDING TO COOKSINFO.COM, BEEF STROGANOFF IS DISH CONSISTING OF THIN SLICES OF 188 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:06,706 COOKED BEEF AND SLICED MUSHROOMS. [ DING ] 189 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,075 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 190 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,245 YES! YOU'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS ON THE 191 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,548 ROAD OH OH, MY GOD 192 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:24,057 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS MY TURN AGAIN. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE TO GET IT 193 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:37,070 TO SAY "WALRUS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE WALRUS WAS -- ALL RIGHT. 194 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:43,810 ALEXA, ACCORDING TO THE BEATLES, WHO WAS PAUL? >> HERE'S WHAT I FOUND FROM THE 195 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,414 WEB. SIR PAUL McCARTNEY HAS BEEN HAILED AS A GENIUS BY 196 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:51,651 ST. VINCENT FOR HIS WORK WITH THE NEW REMIX OF HIS SONG. THE BEATLES LEGEND ASKED 197 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:55,288 39-YEAR-OLD ANNIE CLARK, REAL NAME ANNIE CLARK, TO APPEAR IN THE REMIX OF HIS SONG, "WOMEN 198 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,990 AND WIVES," FROM THIS YEAR'S "McCARTNEY III IMAGINED" COMPILATION, WHICH FEATURES 199 00:15:56,990 --> 00:16:09,035 A NEW VERSION OF HIS SONG. WAS THAT HELPFUL >> Jimmy: NO 200 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:15,108 >> THANKS FOR YOUR FEEDBACK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 201 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,243 NO, THAT WASN'T HELPFUL. NOW IT IS YOUR TURN, MY PARTNER, CATE, WHENEVER YOU'RE 202 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:24,050 READY. >> ALEXA, IN LEWIS CARROLL'S "ALICE IN WONDERLAND," WHO WAS 203 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:32,058 ON THE BEACH >> SORRY, I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THAT. 204 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:35,128 >> OH, WELL THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,897 >> Jimmy: LET ME START LET ME SAY IT. >> Jimmy: ALEXA, ACCORDING TO 206 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:42,102 LEWIS CARROLL'S "ALICE IN WONDERLAND," WHO WAS ON THE BEACH? 207 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,771 >> HERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND ON THE WEB. ACCORDING TO CEE.EDU, ON THE 208 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:50,910 BEACH, TERROR STRIKES ROBINSON CRUSOE, THE FIRST OF MANY CASTAWAYS TO CONFRONT 209 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:56,783 DESTINY ON THE SAND. >> Jimmy: YEP. [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,318 >> THIS IS GOING WELL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC [ BUZZER ] 211 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,053 READY? HERE WE GO READY? 212 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:06,393 ALEXA, WHAT ARE THE TOP THREE ANIMALS WITH TUSKS >> ACCORDING TO AN ALEXA 213 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:18,471 ANSWERS CONTRIBUTOR, ELEPHANTS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ BUZZER ] 214 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,440 >> Jimmy: I'M SKIPPING THAT ONE, OKAY? >> OKAY, ONE MORE. 215 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,676 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TRY ONE MORE HERE WE GO 216 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,778 THIS IS IT >> ALEXA, CAN YOU NAME AN ANIMAL WITH TUSKS THAT BEGINS 217 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:35,055 WITH "W. >> SORRY, I DON'T KNOW THAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 218 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:40,627 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: NICE TRY SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW -- 219 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:44,931 WELEPHANT? [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 220 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,500 THE LAST ONE, LET'S MAKE THIS WORK, HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT, I HAVE TO MAKE THE 221 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:57,544 SMART SPEAKER SAY "OINK. I THINK I CAN DO THIS, RIGHT ALEXA, WHAT SOUND DOES A PIG 222 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:01,448 MAKE >> OKAY. HERE'S ANIMAL NOISES 223 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:06,052 A PIG GOES - [ OINK ] WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE NEXT? 224 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,021 >> Jimmy: DOES THAT COUNT, JUDGES [ DING ] 225 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:11,091 [ DING ] THAT'S IT, WE DID IT * 226 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:15,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CATE BLANCHETT STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING 227 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:19,232 MORE WITH CATE AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. * 228 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:37,283 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS OUR FIRST GUEST IS A TWO-TIME 229 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,354 ACADEMY AWARD WINNER, STARRING IN THE NEW FILM, "NIGHTMARE ALLEY," WHICH IS IN THEATERS 230 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:47,060 NOW. PLEASE WELCOME CATE BLANCHETT, EVERYBODY. 231 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:47,060 PLEASE WELCOME CATE BLANCHETT, EVERYBODY. 232 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,863 * >> Jimmy: AH, COME ON, NOW 233 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,365 YES! CATE, WELCOME BACK >> HI. 234 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,869 I SHOULD WALK IN, SHOULDN'T I? >> Jimmy: YES, YOU SHOULD HAVE AN ENTRANCE. 235 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,538 >> HOW ABOUT A WALK IN >> Jimmy: YES, YOU CAN WALK IN ROOTS, CAN YOU PLAY A LITTLE 236 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,807 ENTRANCE MUSIC >> HANG ON >> Jimmy: AND CATE -- 237 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,575 LADIES -- >> JUST A MINUTE >> Jimmy: OH, FROM DOWNSTAIRS? 238 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,544 PERFECT. YEAH, ROOTS, ANY ENTRANCE MUSIC AND JUST THINK OF A SONG, 239 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,280 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CATE BLANCHETT >> READY 240 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:07,313 CATE BLANCHETT >> READY 241 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:13,186 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 242 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,088 YES! THAT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,157 THAT MIGHT BE THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS EVER MADE AN ENTRANCE ON ZOOM 244 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,794 THANK YOU, CATE. WELCOME BACK TO OUR PROGRAM. >> YEAH. 245 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:22,562 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR -- >> I DIDN'T PUT MY SHOES ON, BUT ANYWAY, AT LEAST I'M 246 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:27,367 WEARING UNDERPANTS [ LAUGHTER ] CATE, DID -- DID YOU MAKE ANY 247 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,136 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS HAPPY NEW YEAR >> OH, YEAH. 248 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:33,106 HAPPY NEW YEAR NO [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:35,475 NO I -- I -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 250 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,143 >> LOOK, I -- I WAS A BIG BELIEVER IN NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS, BUT, YOU KNOW, 251 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:43,550 DURING THE LOCKDOWN, I DECIDED TO CLEAN MY OFFICE AND I FOUND THIS DOCUMENT. 252 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,685 AND I THOUGHT, "THIS IS REALLY COOL IT'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 253 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:53,126 FROM 2008. ABOUT 25, 26 BEAUTIFULLY HANDWRITTEN RESOLUTIONS. 254 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:57,297 AND I READ THROUGH THEM AND I HADN'T KEPT ONE OF THEM. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 255 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,132 >> YOU KNOW, AND I SHOULD HAVE -- IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN, YOU KNOW, SIMPLE THINGS LIKE, 256 00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:05,138 YOU KNOW, LEARN TO DRIVE THE CAR MORE SLOWLY OR -- BUT IT WAS THINGS LIKE "BE 257 00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:09,476 KINDER," "BE A BETTER PERSON," "BE MORE GENEROUS," "BE MORE PATIENT. 258 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,845 I HADN'T -- I HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 259 00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:15,181 >> Jimmy: HOPEFULLY. OH, MY GOSH. >> NO. 260 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:19,252 DO YOU -- DO YOU MAKE -- HAVE YOU MADE ANY >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO 261 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,954 I THINK I'M GOING TO GET INTO SHAPE. JACKED 262 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:25,291 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR MY CAREER. 263 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,227 >> IF I ASKED YOU -- IF I ASKED YOU TO DO SOME BURPEES OR SIT-UPS OR PUSHUPS OR A PLANK, 264 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:35,869 COULD YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S GO MAN 265 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:38,138 HOW MANY -- HOW MANY BURPEES DO YOU WANT >> OKAY, HANG ON 266 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,940 HANG ON. I'LL PUT MINE DOWN HERE. >> Jimmy: HOW MANY -- ALL 267 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,176 RIGHT, ALL RIGHT WHAT ARE WE DOING -- WHAT ARE WE DOING 268 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,278 PUSHUPS? >> OKAY, LET'S DO A PLANK. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO 269 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,946 A PLANK. HERE WE GO READY? 270 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,183 ONE, TWO -- >> ON YOUR ELBOWS OR YOUR HANDS? 271 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,419 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OR ARE YOU -- >> Jimmy: CATE, I'M PLANKING 272 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,321 RIGHT NOW. I'M PLANKING WITH CATE BLANCHETT 273 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,992 OH, PLANK UP HERE PLANKING WOW, REAL PLANKING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 274 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:01,194 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> CAN YOU GO UP AND DOWN? >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO 275 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,730 PLANKING WITH JIMMY FALLON, MY GUEST TONIGHT IS CATE BLANCHETT 276 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:07,133 WE'RE PLANKING * WOW! 277 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:11,171 THAT'S A GOOD PLANK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT 278 00:21:11,171 --> 00:21:14,107 TYPE OF STUFF. YOU KNOW, I WANT TO REALLY TALK TO YOU 279 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:18,144 I TALK ABOUT THE -- THE MOVIE, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALSO, "DON'T LOOK UP." 280 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,779 BUT I ALSO WANT TO SAY CONGRATS, BECAUSE I READ THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE GIVEN THE 281 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:24,317 LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD BY THE FRENCH FILM ACADEMY. THIS IS A MAJOR DEAL 282 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,954 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS MAJOR. CONGRATULATIONS. 283 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,858 THAT'S AN HONOR. >> YEAH. IT'S REALLY -- LOOK, IT'S 284 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:36,496 VERY -- I'M VERY CHAFFED SO, I MEAN, FRENCH CINEMA, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT IT'S, 285 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:40,533 I MEAN, MASSIVE INFLUENCE ON ME ANYTHING WITH ISABELLE HUPPERT 286 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,770 OR MADE BY BUNUEL. SO YEAH. NO, THANK YOU. 287 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,439 I'M REALLY CHAFFED >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE FUN. 288 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,375 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW FILM, "NIGHTMARE ALLEY," WHICH IS A GREAT TITLE, BECAUSE MAN, 289 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:54,381 IT'S CREEPY. AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 290 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,349 I REALLY -- I MEAN, IT'S -- WELL, IT'S GUILLERMO DEL TORO, SO, I MEAN, YOU KNOW THAT'S 291 00:21:56,349 --> 00:22:00,120 IT'S GOING TO BE >> YEAH, WELL. >> Jimmy: BUT I -- BEFORE WE 292 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:06,126 GET INTO THAT, "DON'T LOOK UP," I'M A BIG FAN OF ADAM McKAY. AND, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S SO -- IT'S 293 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:09,896 FUNNY, BUT IT'S GOT A GREAT POINT TO IT. AND MAN, YOU CRUSH IT IN THIS 294 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:14,901 MOVIE. YOU AND LEONARDO DiCAPRIO AND TYLER PERRY. 295 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:18,571 YOU WERE SO -- IT'S BASICALLY THE WORLD IS GOING TO END AND NO ONE IS TAKING IT SERIOUSLY. 296 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,807 EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT OTHER NEWS STORIES >> THAT'S -- THAT'S REALITY. 297 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,343 THAT'S WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING. DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE 298 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,146 MOVIE? [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN -- 299 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:28,081 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. >> BUT THAT'S THE THING IS -- I MEAN, ADAM WROTE THIS, LIKE, A 300 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,916 A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE PANDEMIC, AND EVERY SECOND THAT WE'RE ON SET, IT BECAME LESS 301 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:38,558 AND LESS LIKE A SATIRE AND MORE AND MORE LIKE A DOCUMENTARY. >> Jimmy: JEEZ 302 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,460 >> YOU KNOW, THERE WAS SOME -- YOU KNOW, EVEN WHEN HE WAS IN POST, THERE WAS A -- THERE WAS 303 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,328 A COMET THAT WAS, YOU KNOW, IN THE EARTH'S ORBIT THAT WAS, YOU KNOW, DEFLECTED, I DON'T KNOW, 304 00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:51,104 BY THE CHINESE, BY THE RUSSIANS, BY, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 305 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:53,940 >> BY CHANCE YOU KNOW, ALL OF THESE THINGS HAPPENED 306 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,608 BUT I THINK ALL OF US, YOU KNOW, LIKE, I'M -- I'VE GOT A REALLY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE 307 00:22:55,608 --> 00:23:03,350 NUGGET OF A ROLE PLAYING AN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS HOST, WHICH WAS VERY FUN 308 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,553 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE SO GOOD >> BUT, YOU KNOW, I GUESS THAT WE ALL WANTED TO BE PART OF IT 309 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,722 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, I -- I WATCH 310 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:10,423 YOU. YOU'RE ONE OF EVERYONE'S FAVORITES, BUT YOU'RE ONE OF MY 311 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:13,059 FAVORITES. EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, I GO, "YOU'RE JUST GOING TO KNOCK IT 312 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:16,329 OUT OF THE PARK. YOU DO THAT AND YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH 313 00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:20,400 AND THEN I SEE YOU DO "NIGHTMARE ALLEY" AND I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." 314 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,069 I MEAN, JUST, FIRST OF ALL, GORGEOUS CONGRATS, YOU GOT NOMINATED 315 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:28,074 FOR, LIKE, EIGHT CRITICS' CHOICE AWARDS. SO CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT 316 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:32,312 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A -- IT'S A BIG, BIG MOVIE. 317 00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:37,183 YOUR CO-STAR IS ONE OF OUR BUDDIES, BRADLEY COOPER, WHO I'M SURE CAN OUTPLANK ME 318 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:41,221 BUT HE'S -- YOU'RE BOTH AWESOME IN THIS FILM CAN WE SET UP "NIGHTMARE ALLEY" 319 00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:44,591 FOR ANY -- ANYBODY TELL THEM WHAT IT'S ABOUT? >> WELL, I MEAN, IT'S A REAL 320 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:51,097 DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL IT'S ABOUT -- IT'S SET IN A -- IN A CIRCUS, AND IN -- IN 321 00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:56,336 A VERY, SORT OF, ELITE ECHELONS OF -- OF SOCIETY AND -- AND, YOU KNOW, THE 322 00:23:56,336 --> 00:24:00,040 SECOND WORLD WAR IS GOING ON AND THERE'S A LOT OF, KIND OF, NEFARIOUS STUFF GOING ON WITH 323 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:06,579 THAT BUT IT FOLLOWS BRADLEY'S CHARACTER WHO IS A -- A CON MAN 324 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,215 WHO STARTS BELIEVING HIS OWN LIE. AND I THINK THAT THAT'S THE 325 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,051 REAL NIGHTMARE AND I PLAY A PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS INTERESTED IN THE LIFE OF 326 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:21,227 THE MIND AND TRIES TO EXPOSE HIM -- HIS FRAUDSTERSHIP TO HIMSELF. 327 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,196 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO IT'S -- I MEAN, BASICALLY, I HAD BRADLEY ON THE 328 00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:27,167 COUCH FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS, WHICH WAS VERY, VERY INTERESTING. 329 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:30,203 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. [ CHEERS ] THAT'S VERY NICE 330 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:33,306 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S CATE BLANCHETT AND BRADLEY COOPER IN "NIGHTMARE 331 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,274 ALLEY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 332 00:24:38,712 --> 00:24:43,083 I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING. IN EXCHANGE FOR THE TRUTH. >> TRUTH ABOUT WHAT? 333 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:45,952 >> YOURSELF. I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE INFORMATION AND YOU TELL ME THE 334 00:24:45,952 --> 00:25:08,108 TRUTH. AND DON'T LIE. I'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LYING. 335 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:14,147 THAT IT? SHOOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 336 00:25:14,147 --> 00:25:18,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CATE BLANCHETT, EVERYBODY. COME ON, NOBODY DOES IT BETTER 337 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,854 "NIGHTMARE ALLEY" IS IN THEATERS NOW CONGRATS ON THE LIFETIME 338 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,791 ACHIEVEMENT AWARD. NATE BARGATZE JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 339 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:40,206 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 340 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,842 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN. HIS LATEST SPECIAL, "THE 341 00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:47,580 GREATEST AVERAGE AMERICAN," IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX AND YOU CAN CATCH HIM LIVE ON "THE 342 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:53,186 RAINCHECK TOUR." LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME NATE BARGATZE! 343 00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:53,219 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME NATE BARGATZE! 344 00:25:55,255 --> 00:26:03,763 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 345 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:18,545 * >> Jimmy: NATE BARGATZE. NATE, WELCOME BACK 346 00:26:18,545 --> 00:26:21,047 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE BUDDY 347 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,550 YOU'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON. YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF "THE RAINCHECK TOUR." 348 00:26:23,550 --> 00:26:29,556 >> YES >> AND YOUR NETFLIX SPECIAL, WHICH I TEXTED YOU, I LOVED IT, 349 00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:32,225 "THE GREATEST AVERAGE AMERICAN" WAS NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY FOR BEST COMEDY ALBUM. 350 00:26:32,225 --> 00:26:38,665 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LOOK, I WANT TO SAY TO THAT, I OWE A LOT TO THIS SHOW 351 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:42,635 YOU HAVE BEEN UNBELIEVABLE TO ME I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY -- BUT 352 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:45,238 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE LATE NIGHT WITH FALLON, THE ROOTS HAVE BEEN UNREAL TO ME 353 00:26:45,238 --> 00:26:47,741 EVERYBODY THAT WORKS HERE IS UNREAL TO ME YOU'VE BEEN -- "THE TONIGHT 354 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:50,076 SHOW" HAS BEEN A HUGE PART OF MY CAREER, SO I DO WANT TO THANK Y'ALL FOR THAT 355 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:53,380 I NEVER FORGET IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THAT, 356 00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,715 BUDDY. BUT YOU'RE THE BEST. YOU PUT THAT WORK IN 357 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,884 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO ALL THIS STUFF BUT DUDE, BEST COMEDY ALBUM. 358 00:26:57,884 --> 00:27:01,087 ARE YOU GETTING RECOGNIZED MORE >> IT HAPPENS -- YEAH. 359 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:05,558 IT HAPPENS MORE -- IT'S ALL, LIKE, GRADUAL. LIKE, IF YOU'RE IN McDONALD'S 360 00:27:05,558 --> 00:27:08,762 ALONE, AND THEN SOMEONE'S LIKE, "HEY, ARE YOU NATE?" YOU'RE LIKE, "AH, YEAH, I'M 361 00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:11,831 SORRY. YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE, FEEL KIND 362 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,768 OF BAD, BEING AT McD - >> Jimmy: WHY? >> BECAUSE I WAS TEN MINUTES 363 00:27:14,768 --> 00:27:19,105 FROM MY HOUSE. THAT GUY WAS ON A ROAD TRIP. LIKE, WHERE IT'S LIKE THAT'S 364 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,508 ALL HE HAS TO DO AND HE'S LIKE, "WHERE DO YOU LIVE?" 365 00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:25,712 I GO, "I LIVE TEN MINUTES FROM HERE I'M HERE JUST REGULAR DAY, 366 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:31,718 LIKE, THIS IS JUST MY LUNCH TODAY. IT WASN'T A SPECIAL THING. 367 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,754 I MEAN, I WAS SITTING THERE, I WAS HOLDING A POPCORN BUCKET OF SODA JUST LIKE -- IT'S SO 368 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:43,196 MUCH -- LIKE I DRINK -- I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND YOU FILL IT UP AND IT JUST 369 00:27:43,196 --> 00:27:45,732 KEEPS GOING. IT'S SO -- LIKE WHEN IT KEEPS GOING, IT'S LONG ENOUGH THAT 370 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:50,737 YOU GO, "I'VE GOT TO FIX MY LIFE, DUDE." AND THEN - 371 00:27:50,737 --> 00:27:52,839 >> Jimmy: IT JUST KEEPS COMING >> AND IT JUST KEEPS COMING. LIKE YOU HAVE A LONG TIME TO 372 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,443 THINK ABOUT IT AND THEN I'LL TAKE A LITTLE SIP TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS 373 00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:59,713 COOL AND THEN I'M LIKE, "WELL, I'M ABOUT TO FILL IT BACK UP." 374 00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:04,584 YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK OUT -- WHAT IF I GET LOST IN THE ROAD SOMEWHERE? 375 00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:09,489 AND THEN HE TOOK A -- THEN WE TOOK A PICTURE, AND I HAD -- I LOVE McDONALD'S. 376 00:28:09,489 --> 00:28:12,726 BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT MUCH OF IT I THINK, TOO, YOU KNOW WHAT'S 377 00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:17,197 HILARIOUS, TOO SO I HAVE A PODCAST, THE NATELAND PODCAST, HELLO, FOLKS, 378 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:22,602 TO THE PEOPLE LISTENING. BUT THEY -- IT'S -- MY MOUTH HAS BEEN DRY LATELY AND I SAID 379 00:28:22,602 --> 00:28:27,707 IT ON THE PODCAST AND THEY WERE LIKE, YOU PROBABLY HAVE TYPE 2 DIABETES. 380 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:30,944 SO I WAS IN THAT McDONALD'S WHEN THAT GUY CAME UP TO ME, I WAS GOOGLING HOW TO CHECK FOR 381 00:28:30,944 --> 00:28:38,184 DIABETES AT HOME SO I WAS IN A McDONALD'S, JUST GOOGLING THAT. 382 00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:42,222 JUST AT A LOW POINT, YOU KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S -- BUT I WAS LIKE -- 383 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:47,060 BUT I HAD TO CHECK IT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOOGLING THAT WHILE YOU ARE GETTING 384 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:52,065 A 98 OUNCE SODA. >> YEAH, AND TYPE 2 IS THE EARNED KIND, THAT'S NOT -- YOU 385 00:28:52,065 --> 00:29:00,106 KNOW, TYPE 1 - [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 386 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:04,210 YOU'VE GOT TO CLOCK IN AND CLOCK OUT, EVERY DAY YOU SHOW UP, DUDE. 387 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:08,682 THEY DON'T JUST GIVE IT TO YOU YOU'VE GOTTA TO GET AFTER IT I ATE GUMMY BEARS LAST NIGHT IN 388 00:29:08,682 --> 00:29:14,688 THE HOTEL. AND I DIDN'T WANT TO, BUT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 389 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:18,024 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS TERRIBLE >> AND I LOVE FRENCH TOAST AND 390 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:25,732 PANCAKES, AND I EAT IT EVERY DAY AND IT MAKES ME SO TIRED [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:28,802 I DON'T KNOW, AND I NEVER BLAME THE PANCAKES I'M LIKE, "WHAT IS UP TODAY, 392 00:29:28,802 --> 00:29:33,406 MAN? LIKE I -- I GUESS I DIDN'T GET SLEEP LAST NIGHT 393 00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:37,744 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO BED AND IMMEDIATELY I HAVE TO GO -- 394 00:29:37,744 --> 00:29:42,849 BECAUSE I WENT TO THE DOCTOR, LIKE, TO GET A PHYSICAL. SO THEY GO THROUGH IT, THEY'RE 395 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,719 LIKE, "WHAT'S YOUR FAMILY HISTORY? LIKE, I DON'T -- I'VE NEVER 396 00:29:45,719 --> 00:29:49,389 ASKED, LIKE -- HOW DO I KNOW WHAT MY FAMILY HISTORY IS? DO I -- ON THE HOLIDAYS, BE 397 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:52,726 LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'VE GOT DIABETES IN THE ROOM 398 00:29:52,726 --> 00:29:56,463 LET'S GO LET'S JUST GO THROUGH EVERYBODY. 399 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,732 HOW MANY HEART ATTACKS WE GOT IN THE ROOM? I'VE GOT A PHYSICAL COMING UP. 400 00:29:58,732 --> 00:30:00,867 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BUMMER, YEAH BUT HOW IS MOM AND DAD 401 00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:05,205 HOW ARE YOUR PARENTS DOING >> THE PARENTS ARE GREAT, AND EVERYBODY'S DOING GREAT. 402 00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:09,809 MY PARENTS ARE DOWNSIZING TO A -- THEY'VE GOT A HOME WITH ZERO STEPS 403 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:12,746 THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. >> Jimmy: YEAH 404 00:30:12,746 --> 00:30:14,848 >> THEY WERE -- THEY SAID, "ZERO STEPS OR IF WE CAN FIND A PLACE WHERE WE COULD ALWAYS 405 00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:19,586 WALK DOWN WOULD BE GREAT." [ LAUGHTER ] WE FOUND THEM ONE WITH ZERO 406 00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:24,357 STEPS, AND SO MY MOM -- SHE'S AT THE AGE SHE WANTS A KOI POND 407 00:30:24,357 --> 00:30:26,192 THERE'S AN AGE YOU NEVER WANT ONE, THEN YOU HIT AN AGE, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT'S ALL I'VE 408 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:31,731 EVER WANTED. [ LAUGHTER ] SO WE WERE GOING TO GO GET HER 409 00:30:31,731 --> 00:30:34,868 A KOI POND FOR -- WE DID ONE FOR THIS PAST MOTHER'S DAY AND SO WE WERE GOING TO DIG THE 410 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:38,772 HOLE AND DO IT OUR SELF, AND DUDE, I DON'T KNOW -- HAVE YOU EVER DUG A HOLE BEFORE 411 00:30:38,772 --> 00:30:45,345 BECAUSE IT'S MAYBE THE HARDEST THING YOU EVER DO IN YOUR LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,180 YOU SEE IT ON TV AND MOVIES AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I'LL JUST DIG THIS HOLE REAL FAST," AND YOU 413 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:50,216 START DOING IT, YOU'RE LIKE, "I GUESS IT'S ALL CGI," BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 414 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:54,888 YOU CAN'T -- IT TAKES FOREVER. AND YOU KNOW IT DID? IT MADE ME REALIZE, I WAS LIKE, 415 00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:58,892 "THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE GET CAUGHT WHEN THEY KILL SOMEONE WITH A SHALLOW GRAVE." 416 00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:02,829 THAT'S HOW HARD DIGGING A HOLE IS EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DIGGING THE 417 00:31:02,829 --> 00:31:06,066 MOST IMPORTANT HOLE OF YOUR LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:08,835 IT'S SO HARD THAT YOU'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, I THINK THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH RIGHT THERE." 419 00:31:08,835 --> 00:31:12,839 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO ONE WILL EVER FIND 420 00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:14,574 HIM. >> YOU'RE LIKE, "WELL HIS HAND'S STICKING OUT," AND 421 00:31:14,574 --> 00:31:18,645 YOU'RE LIKE, "PUT A LEAF OVER IT, DUDE NO ONE'S GOING TO COME UP 422 00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:21,548 HERE." >> Jimmy: NATE BARGATZE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON OUR 423 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:26,753 SHOW EVERY TIME. "THE GREATEST AVERAGE AMERICAN" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. 424 00:31:26,753 --> 00:31:31,658 CHECK OUT NATEBARGATZE.COM FOR TICKETS. SEE HIM LIVE ON "THE RAINCHECK 425 00:31:31,658 --> 00:31:34,561 TOUR." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GAYLE * 426 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:54,681 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED SINGER AND 427 00:31:54,681 --> 00:31:56,616 SONGWRITER WHOSE SONG, "ABCDEFU," HAS OVER 300 MILLION STREAMS GLOBALLY AND IS ON THE 428 00:31:56,616 --> 00:32:09,329 BILLBOARD HOT 100. PLEASE WELCOME GAYLE, EVERYBODY! 429 00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:09,362 PLEASE WELCOME GAYLE, EVERYBODY! 430 00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:22,509 * * 431 00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:24,878 >> Jimmy: HI, I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON. >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE 432 00:32:24,878 --> 00:32:27,714 I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO DO A PLANK OR ANYTHING. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 433 00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:29,816 NOT EVERYONE HAS TO DO -- >> I SAW A LOT OF PHYSICAL EXERCISE 434 00:32:29,816 --> 00:32:31,751 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS -- NO, NO, NO THIS IS JUST ALL TALKING AND 435 00:32:31,751 --> 00:32:34,554 GETTING TO KNOW EACH OHTER >> GREAT, I LOVE TALKING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 436 00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:37,090 >> Jimmy: I -- I -- CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING >> THANK YOU 437 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:39,859 >> Jimmy: WHAT A YEAR FOR YOU. I WANT TO TALK -- CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE -- THE SINGLE 438 00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:45,331 COVER? [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT -- IS THIS -- 439 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,834 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SONG IS GIANT, BUT WHAT IS THE COVER HERE 440 00:32:47,834 --> 00:32:51,504 IS THIS -- IS THIS REAL? >> IT'S -- YEAH, IT'S MY ACTUAL MIDDLE FINGER. 441 00:32:51,504 --> 00:32:54,274 >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR -- >> BUT -- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THAT -- YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT 442 00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:57,344 WITH SKIN ON IT WAS -- >> Jimmy: BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO 443 00:32:57,344 --> 00:32:59,612 YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WISH I HAD THIS EXCITING 444 00:32:59,612 --> 00:33:02,115 STORY OF LIKE I WAS FIGHTING A A BEAR OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 445 00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:03,817 >> NO. I -- LITERALLY, I HAD TO TAKE MY DOG OUT 446 00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:06,820 AND IT WAS RAINING OUTSIDE MY DOG DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE, SO SHE WAS LIKE, UNDER 447 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:12,192 MY MOM'S BED AND SO I RANG THE FRONT DOOR BELL 448 00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:14,294 AND THEN SHE, LIKE, STARTED SPRINTING. SHE STARTED BARKING. 449 00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:17,197 AND THEN SHE SAW ME, SO SHE WENT TO RUN UNDER THE BED. >> Jimmy: YEAH 450 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:20,166 >> AND I SO -- I LITERALLY STARTED SPRINTING AFTER HER. I WENT TO, LIKE, REACH AND GRAB 451 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:22,535 HER HARNESS. I TRIPPED AND FELL AT THE SAME TIME 452 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:25,505 AND I WENT TO CATCH MYSELF I LITERALLY REMEMBER LOOKING DOWN AND I CAUGHT MYSELF 453 00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:29,242 LIKE -- LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO FLIP YOU OFF -- >> Jimmy: NO, NO 454 00:33:29,242 --> 00:33:31,644 I KNOW, BUT -- >> BUT, LIKE, IF YOU LOOK, SHE'S STILL -- 455 00:33:31,644 --> 00:33:33,880 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE'S DOUBLE FLIPPING ME OFF RIGHT NOW. YEAH, YEAH 456 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,216 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, BUT I ALSO -- I -- I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED A 457 00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:38,752 A COMPARISON >> Jimmy: YOU HID IT WORSE YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. 458 00:33:38,752 --> 00:33:41,388 >> YOU KNOW? YOU NEEDED THE SIDE-BY-SIDE. >> Jimmy: BUT IT -- IT TURNS 459 00:33:41,388 --> 00:33:42,789 OUT IT ENDED UP LIKE THIS BUT WITH SKIN ON IT. >> WITH SKIN ON IT 460 00:33:42,789 --> 00:33:45,325 IT WAS DISGUSTING. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS TERRIBLE. 461 00:33:45,325 --> 00:33:47,460 >> Jimmy: SO -- SO WHAT HAPPENED THEN? YOU WENT TO THE HOSPITAL 462 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,529 >> SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL MY POOR MOTHER JUST HAD A KNEE REPLACEMENT, RIGHT 463 00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:53,466 TWO WEEKS POST OP. IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US. SHE'S TRYING TO DRIVE ME 464 00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:56,536 SHE HAS A REALLY BAD, LIKE, GAG REFLEX IF SHE SEES ANYTHING THAT GROSSES HER OUT 465 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:59,239 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, SHE'LL -- AND SO, SHE WAS SITTING THERE DRY HEAVING AND 466 00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:04,644 I'M SITTING HERE AND I'M LIKE, "IT'S MY HAND! THIS IS MY HAND! 467 00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:07,480 YOU GET TO THROW UP OVER MY HAND!" >> Jimmy: "STOP TALKING! 468 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,517 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND I'M SITTING HERE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 469 00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:15,555 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT "ABCDEFU." 470 00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:18,491 I MEAN, IT EXPLODED -- WAS IT TIKTOK WAS THAT WHERE -- 471 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,193 >> YEAH, I MEAN, I WOULD DEFINITELY LIKE -- I COULD DEFINITELY TAKE IT BACK AND 472 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:23,663 PINPOINT IT, I MEAN, AS MUCH AS I CAN. ALL OF THIS IS SO LIKE -- THE 473 00:34:23,663 --> 00:34:25,465 FACT THAT I'M HERE, I'M LIKE, I'VE PRETENDED THAT THIS -- I'VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS COUCH 474 00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:31,638 FOR, LIKE, YEARS IN MY HOUSE AND NOW I'M HERE LIKE, THAT'S SO -- 475 00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:34,474 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE HERE. 476 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:38,511 YOU DID IT >> AND IT'S THANKS TO THIS, LIKE, APP ON MY PHONE. 477 00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:44,084 LIKE, I -- I MEAN, I POSTED THE SONG LIKE, I HAD IT OUT 478 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,919 AND, I MEAN, IT WAS OUT FOR A COUPLE MONTHS, AND THERE'S SOME VIDEOS MADE TO IT, BUT, 479 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:49,989 LIKE, NOT -- NOT REALLY A LOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I STARTED SEEING -- I 480 00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:52,192 REALLY STARTED SEEING LIKE SIGN LANGUAGE BEING CONNECTED TO THE SONG 481 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:53,860 LIKE, ANYTIME I HEARD ANYTHING -- LIKE, THE FIRST TIME I SAW ANYTHING BEING 482 00:34:53,860 --> 00:35:00,767 A TREND OF ANYTHING, IT WAS, LIKE, PUTTING SIGN LANGUAGE TO ABC. 483 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,635 AND I ALSO IS -- I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY EXCITING, JUST -- OR REALLY COOL TO HAVE, LIKE, 484 00:35:02,635 --> 00:35:07,640 PEOPLE TO WANT TO LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: SIGN LANGUAGE. 485 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,143 SURE >> BECAUSE OF, MAYBE, MY SONG. TO LIKE -- THAT WAS REALLY 486 00:35:10,143 --> 00:35:12,112 INTERESTING TO ME, AND EVEN JUST, LIKE, THE HARD OF HEARING, DEAF SIDE OF TIKTOK 487 00:35:12,112 --> 00:35:17,517 REALLY STARTED AND LIKE, GAVE PEOPLE THE ABILITY TO SING THAT SONG. 488 00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:21,454 AND I'M LITERALLY SO GRATEFUL FOR THAT SIDE OF TIKTOK. LIKE, IT LITERALLY STARTED 489 00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:23,289 EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING TO HEAR 490 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,258 BECAUSE USUALLY YOU HEAR THE OTHER SIDE OF TIKTOK OR SOCIAL MEDIA, WHEN YOU HEAR THE GOOD 491 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:28,061 STUFF. IT'S LIKE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT 492 00:35:28,061 --> 00:35:30,964 SO THAT'S AWESOME. I REMEMBER HEARING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE RADIO AND I 493 00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:35,669 GO, "OH, THIS IS A MASSIVE SONG." AND THEN I WAS ASKING YOU ABOUT 494 00:35:35,669 --> 00:35:40,573 IT AND YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A A VIDEO OF THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD YOUR SONG ON THE RADIO 495 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:43,143 >> I DO. >> Jimmy: AND IF THIS DOESN'T GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS, JUST CHECK 496 00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,345 THIS OUT THIS IS REAL CHECK OUT GAYLE. 497 00:35:45,345 --> 00:35:45,378 THIS IS REAL CHECK OUT GAYLE. 498 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:48,314 >> "ABCDEFU. * 499 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:54,921 [ LAUGHTER ] 22, 22 CHECK OUT HERE AT FIVE 500 00:35:54,921 --> 00:35:58,258 HERE, HAVE A LISTEN. * GOOD OF YOU ANYMORE * 501 00:35:58,258 --> 00:36:00,193 [ SCREAMING [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 502 00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:03,296 >> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S NOT, NO IT SOUNDED LIKE, "IS THIS REAL?" 503 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:07,467 YOU WERE WATCHING. YOU WERE SITTING HERE TOO. YOU'RE HEARING IT TOO. 504 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,035 IT IS REAL, RIGHT? >> OH, MY GOD, SO -- SO MUCH SCREAMING. 505 00:36:09,035 --> 00:36:12,639 >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT CAN WE EXPECT NEXT? NOW, LIKE, WE WANT MORE. 506 00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:13,840 BUT WE DO. BUT LET'S ENJOY THIS MOMENT WHILE WE HAVE IT 507 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,342 >> YES, I HAVE A SONG COMING OUT THIS MONTH, ACTUALLY >> Jimmy: THIS MONTH 508 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,544 >> THIS MONTH. JANUARY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 509 00:36:17,544 --> 00:36:20,480 >> Jimmy: GAYLE, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU >> HAPPY TO MEET YOU TOO 510 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,550 >> Jimmy: MAN, OH, MAN YOU'RE TALENTED. CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING 511 00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:28,722 GAYLE, EVERYBODY SHE IS PERFORMING HER SONG, "ABCDEFU," WHEN WE COME BACK 512 00:36:28,722 --> 00:36:31,124 STICK AROUND COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 513 00:36:31,124 --> 00:36:58,318 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MAKING HER TV DEBUT, 514 00:36:58,318 --> 00:37:03,723 PERFORMING HER GLOBAL HIT "ABCDEFU" GIVE IT UP FOR GAYLE 515 00:37:28,148 --> 00:37:31,051 TO MEAN THE BEST WHEN IT ENDED * 516 00:37:31,051 --> 00:37:35,255 * EVEN TRIE TO BITE MY TONGU WHEN YOU START * 517 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:38,458 * NOW YOU'RE TEXTIN ALL MY FRIENDS ASKING QUESTIONS * 518 00:37:38,458 --> 00:37:44,464 * THEY NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE * * DATED A GIRL THAT I HAT 519 00:37:44,464 --> 00:37:50,770 FOR THE ATTENTION * * SHE ONLY MADE IT TWO DAYS WHAT A CONNECTION * 520 00:37:50,770 --> 00:37:54,274 * LIKE YOU' DO ANYTHIN FOR MY AFFECTION * 521 00:37:54,274 --> 00:38:00,847 * YOU'RE GOIN' ALL ABOUT IT IN THE WORST WAYS * * I WAS INTO YO 522 00:38:00,847 --> 00:38:06,853 BUT I'M OVER IT NOW * * AND I WAS TRYIN TO BE NICE * 523 00:38:06,853 --> 00:38:11,024 * BUT NOTHING'S GETTING THROUG LET ME SPELL IT OU 524 00:38:11,024 --> 00:38:15,528 * A-B-C-D-E FORGET YOU * * AND YOUR MO 525 00:38:15,528 --> 00:38:18,865 AND YOUR SISTER * * AND YOUR JO AND YOUR BROKE-DOWN CAR * 526 00:38:18,865 --> 00:38:22,202 * AND THE THING YOU CALL ART * * FORGET YO 527 00:38:22,202 --> 00:38:25,305 AND YOUR FRIENDS * * THAT I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN * 528 00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:32,312 * EVERYBODY BUT YOUR DO YOU CAN ALL GET LOST * * NAH, NAH, NAH 529 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:38,318 NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH * * A-B-C-D-E FORGET YOU * 530 00:38:38,318 --> 00:38:41,821 * YOU SAID YO JUST NEEDED SPAC AND SO I GAVE IT * 531 00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:47,827 * I HAVE NOTHIN' TO SAY YOU COULDN'T TAKE IT * * TOLD EVERYONE I'M A - 532 00:38:47,827 --> 00:38:53,700 SO I BECAME IT * * ALWAYS HAD TO PUT YOURSELF ABOVE ME * 533 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:59,072 * I WAS INTO YO BUT I'M OVER IT NOW * * AND I WAS 534 00:38:59,072 --> 00:39:04,044 TRYIN' TO BE NICE * * NOTHING'S GETTING THROUG 535 00:39:04,044 --> 00:39:09,516 SO LET ME SPELL IT OUT * * A-B-C-D-E FORGET YOU * 536 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:12,419 * AND YOUR MO AND YOUR SISTER * * AND YOUR JO 537 00:39:12,419 --> 00:39:16,389 * AND YOUR CRAIGSLIST COUCH * AND THE WAY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS * 538 00:39:16,389 --> 00:39:20,560 * FORGET YO AND YOUR FRIENDS THAT I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN * 539 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:27,267 * EVERYBODY BUT YOUR DO YOU CAN ALL GET LOST * * NAH, NAH, NAH 540 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:33,306 NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH * * A-B-C-D-E FORGET YOU * 541 00:39:33,306 --> 00:39:39,179 * NAH, NAH, NAH NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH * * A-B-C-D-E 542 00:39:39,179 --> 00:39:43,216 FORGET YOU * * AND YOUR MO AND YOUR SISTER * 543 00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:47,253 * AND YOUR JOB AND YOUR BROKE-DOWN CAR * * THING 544 00:39:47,253 --> 00:39:50,357 YOU CALL ART * * FORGET YO AND YOUR FRIENDS * 545 00:39:50,357 --> 00:39:56,396 * THAT I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN * * EVERYBODY BUT YOUR DO 546 00:39:56,396 --> 00:40:06,039 YOU CAN ALL GET LOST * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON! 547 00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:09,376 YES! THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT RIGHT THERE. 548 00:40:09,376 --> 00:40:14,547 GAYLE! LOOK OUT FOR HER NEW SINGLE COMING LATER THIS MONTH. 549 00:40:14,547 --> 00:40:19,352 MY THANKS TO CATE BLANCHETT. NATE BARGATZE RIGHT THERE. AND GAYLE. 550 00:40:19,352 --> 00:40:22,389 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, AGAIN, TO THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, 551 00:40:22,389 --> 00:40:27,127 PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 552 00:40:27,127 --> 00:40:29,562 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE