1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:14,814 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS YEAR, I'M STICKING TO MY NEW YEAR'S 2 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:17,217 RESOLUTIONS. I AM SAYING YES TO EVERYTHING. [ KNOCKING ] 3 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,753 >> HEY, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: HEY, SARAH >> DO YOU THINK I COULD GET 4 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:23,556 A RAISE? >> Jimmy: YES. >> YES 5 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:27,694 >> HEY, JIMBO, YOU COMING TO MY ONE-MAN SHOW IT'S SATURDAY AT 8:00. 6 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,430 >> Jimmy: YES. >> 8:00 A.M. >> Jimmy: YES. 7 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:38,104 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: YO, JIMMY, THE ROOTS AND I DECIDED WE'RE 8 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:46,279 A KAZOO BAND NOW * IT IS NOT GOING TO BE 9 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:49,082 A PROBLEM, IS IT >> Jimmy: YES. >> Questlove: YES, IT'S GOING 10 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:55,155 TO BE A PROBLEM OR, YES, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM? >> Jimmy: YES? 11 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,690 >> Questlove: YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS POLISH THOSE KAZOOS, WE GOT 12 00:00:56,690 --> 00:01:00,160 A SHOW TO DO * >> Jimmy: I DID IT 13 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:10,570 I SAID YES TO EVERYTHING IT WASN'T THAT BAD [ PHONE VIBRATING 14 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,706 POTENTIAL SPAM HELLO? >> HI, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO 15 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,607 TALK ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:21,147 >> Jimmy: NOOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 17 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:23,083 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 18 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:29,723 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 19 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:36,696 GUESTS - ANTHONY ANDERSON ADAM DEVINE, 20 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:42,102 MUSICAL GUEST CARLY PEARCE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 21 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:48,541 >> Questlove: 1575 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 22 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:48,575 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 23 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:54,948 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 24 00:01:54,948 --> 00:02:11,664 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW, MY GOODNESS 25 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:15,935 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU 26 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,071 WELCOME! THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 27 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:23,076 I APPRECIATE IT, PLEASE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, TO 28 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:27,614 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. WOW. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:32,552 GREAT. I'D LIKE TO START BY WISHING EVERYBODY A HAPPY NEW YEAR 30 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:39,526 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE * I CAN ALREADY TELL 2 31 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,227 2022 IS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN 2021 MOSTLY BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE 32 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:49,102 FOR IT TO NOT BE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 33 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:54,174 AMERICANS SAY THE ONE WORD THAT BEST DESCRIBES THEIR MOOD ABOUT 2022 IS "HOPEFUL." 34 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:59,546 THEN 2021 HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 35 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:03,383 IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH LIFE HAS CHANGED. IN JUST TWO YEARS, OUR 36 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,785 RESOLUTIONS WENT FROM "RUN A A MARATHON" TO "ONLY SPEND FOUR HOURS A DAY ON TIKTOK. 37 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:10,690 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS YEAR MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO HAVE MORE 38 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:14,194 SELF-CONFIDENCE, BUT I JUST KNOW I'LL SCREW IT UP SOMEHOW. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 39 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,862 I LIKE HAVING NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST MAKE THEM UP AS YOU GO, 40 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:20,300 SORT OF LIKE THE CDC RULES ON COVID. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:31,411 [ APPLAUSE ] SPEAKING OF NEW YEAR'S, I SAW THAT JEFF BEZOS CELEBRATED AT 42 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:35,281 A '70s-THEMED DISCO PARTY, AND HE DEFINITELY DRESSED THE PART HERE'S A PHOTO 43 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:40,420 [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THOSE PANTS! AS THEY SAY OVER AT AMAZON, 44 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:49,095 THAT'S A TIGHT PACKAGE >> Steve: OY [ APPLAUSE ] 45 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:50,997 >> Jimmy: WELL, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN FLEW INTO WASHINGTON, D.C., FROM DELAWARE RIGHT AS A 46 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,732 A MAJOR SNOWSTORM WAS HITTING, AND WHEN HE LANDED HE ACTUALLY GOT STUCK ON AIR FORCE ONE 47 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:58,471 BECAUSE THEY HAD TROUBLE DRIVING THE STAIRS OVER TO THE PLANE. 48 00:03:58,471 --> 00:04:01,908 PLANE. CHECK THIS OUT 49 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,880 OOH. 50 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:15,955 OOH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH 51 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,757 WHEW, MAN, WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO SEEING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES JUMP DOWN AN 52 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,659 INFLATABLE SLIDE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO -- THIS 53 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:24,597 CLOSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN WE SEE THAT AGAIN? 54 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:28,068 I'D LIKE TO LOOK AT THE VIDEO AGAIN BECAUSE I LOVE THE TWO GUYS OFF TO THE SIDE, WATCHING 55 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:35,642 [ LAUGHTER ] STANDING THERE WATCHING, PUSHING THE GIANT STAIR. 56 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,143 [ LAUGHTER ] "YEAH, GOOD JOB, YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB 57 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:39,879 GOOD WORK. THANKFULLY, BIDEN FINALLY DID MAKE IT OFF THE PLANE. 58 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:42,816 MAKE IT OFF THE PLANE. HERE HE IS WALKING OUT 59 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:44,684 >> Jimmy: YEAH 60 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:49,823 YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THE LAST TIME D.C. WAS HIT WITH 61 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,359 THAT MUCH WHITENESS, IT WAS JANUARY 6th. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 62 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:57,163 [ APPLAUSE ] COMING IN HOT! COMING BACK HOT. 63 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:04,170 COMING BACK HOT. WITH THE RETWEETABLE JOKES THERE YOU GO 64 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:10,944 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, THERE HASN'T BEEN THAT MUCH WHITE POWDER 65 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:16,850 SINCE JEFF BEZOS'S NEW YEAR'S PARTY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:20,387 COME ON. IF YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK, BIDEN CAN SOMEHOW WALK DOWN A FLIGHT 67 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,921 OF ICY STAIRS IN THE SNOW BUT NOT UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS WHEN IT'S NICE OUT. 68 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,256 IT'S NICE OUT. WATCH THIS 69 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:29,729 >> Jimmy: OH, OH 70 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,565 OH, BOY. IT'S THE THIRD ONE IS THE ONE THAT GETS YOU, YEAH. 71 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,868 SOME MORE TRAVEL PROBLEMS. THIS WEEKEND, OVER 5,000 FLIGHTS WERE CANCELLED, 72 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,270 LARGELY DUE TO COVID YEAH, AIRLINES ARE HAVING A TOUGH TIME STAFFING THEIR 73 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,139 FLIGHTS. YOU CAN TELL JUST LISTEN TO THIS CAPTAIN'S 74 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:39,606 JUST LISTEN TO THIS CAPTAIN'S ANNOUNCEMENT I HEARD 75 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:44,477 IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING, AND 76 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:49,516 I'M THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE FLIGHT CREW. [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:55,522 WE'LL GET GOING AFTER I, UH, FINISH LOADING YOUR BAGS ONTO THE PLANE. 78 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:59,359 ONCE WE REACH 30,000 FEET I'LL, UH, TIE A BUNGEE CORD TO THE CONTROLS AND PASS OUT DRINKS 79 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,628 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, IF THE WI-FI DOESN'T WORK, I, UH, DARE YOU TO 80 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:06,800 COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 81 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,501 THANKS FOR FLYING SPIRIT AIRLINES WHERE OUR SLOGAN IS, UH, "ROLLING THE DICE IN THE 82 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:13,340 SKY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ROLLING THE DICE 83 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:20,480 WOW. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF COVID, 84 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,148 THE CDC RECENTLY ISSUED A WARNING TO AVOID CRUISE SHIPS REGARDLESS OF VACCINATION 85 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:29,422 STATUS I'M SORRY, THAT WAS NEWS FROM 2018 86 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:32,459 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, ON THE OTHER HAND, THOUGH, LOOK, YOU BOOK A ONE-WEEK 87 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:35,662 CRUISE AND TEST POSITIVE, YOU GOT YOURSELF A THREE-WEEK CRUISE 88 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:44,938 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE THINK ABOUT IT YOU GOT TO DO THE MATH 89 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,639 MEANWHILE, THE CDC HAS CUT THEIR RECOMMENDED ISOLATION TIME IN HALF, AND NOW IT SAYS 90 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:50,744 YOU ONLY NEED TO QUARANTINE FOR FIVE DAYS. YEAH, A LOT OF COVID 91 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:55,648 REGULATIONS KEEP CHANGING THE LONGER THE PANDEMIC GOES ON. FOR EXAMPLE, BACK THEN DOCTORS 92 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,818 SAID TO COUGH DIRECTLY INTO YOUR ELBOW NOW DOCTORS SAY JUST HAVE FUN 93 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:04,391 OUT THERE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 94 00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:10,864 HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE THEN THE CDC SAID TO AVOID LARGE INDOOR GATHERINGS. 95 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,732 NOW THE CDC SAYS PARTIES ARE FINE, AS LONG AS YOU SET UP A SMALLER "TESTED POSITIVE" 96 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:18,905 TABLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ALSO, BACK THEN YOU HAD TO WASH 97 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:25,812 YOUR HANDS FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWICE. 98 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,580 BUT NOW YOU CAN SING IT AT THE SPEED APPLEBY'S EMPLOYEES DO WHEN YOU CAN TELL THEY'RE NOT 99 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:37,857 REALLY INTO IT [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, BACK THEN THEY 100 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,693 SAID TO AVOID MISINFORMATION BY STAYING OFF THE INTERNET, BUT NOW THE INTERNET IS WHERE YOU 101 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:50,303 LIVE NOW IT IS YOUR HOME. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 102 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,540 WELL, SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS. YESTERDAY SOUTH KOREA SAID THAT AN UNIDENTIFIED PERSON CROSSED 103 00:07:53,540 --> 00:08:00,680 THE BORDER INTO NORTH KOREA. REALLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 104 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,449 IT'S LIKE RUNNING OUT OF DISNEYLAND AND INTO NORTH KOREA. 105 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:06,052 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WORSE. 106 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:10,090 WELL, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 107 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,292 JETS/BUCCANEERS GAME YESTERDAY, TAMPA BAY WIDE RECEIVER ANTONIO -- YOU KNEW I HAD TO 108 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:16,763 TALK ABOUT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] ANTONIO BROWN GOT A LITTLE 109 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:19,766 UPSET AND DECIDED TO LEAVE THE GAME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 110 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:19,799 GAME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 111 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:30,443 VERY UPSET ON THE SIDELINES. TOOK OFF HIS SHOULDER PADS 112 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,112 HE TOSSED HIS SHOULDER PADS, STRIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND GLOVES, THREW THOSE INTO THE 113 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,780 CROWD, THEN RAN ACROSS THE FIELD WHILE THE TEAMS WERE STILL ON THE FIELD, GIVING THE 114 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:39,185 CROWD A PEACE-OUT SIGN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BEFORE YOU JUDGE HIM, 115 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,555 THAT'S THE SAME WAY ANDY COHEN LEFT TIMES SQUARE ON SATURDAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:50,964 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, BOY. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A FEELING 117 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:55,068 AFTER ONE MORE VARIANT, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW DR. FAUCI IS GOING TO SAY GOODBYE 118 00:08:55,068 --> 00:09:01,541 [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M OUT!" AND, FINALLY, A WOMAN CHOSE TO 119 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,443 QUARANTINE IN AN AIRPLANE BATHROOM FOR THREE HOURS AFTER SHE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID 120 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:09,249 MID-FLIGHT IT WASN'T REALLY A TOUGH CHOICE 121 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,519 IT WAS EITHER THAT OR THE OVERHEAD BIN YOU KNOW 122 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,455 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, A SECOND PASSENGER SPENT THREE HOURS IN THE OTHER 123 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,223 BATHROOM AFTER TESTING POSITIVE FOR THE HUMMUS WRAP. [ APPLAUSE ] 124 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,426 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 125 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:19,459 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 126 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,764 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 127 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:39,079 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAPPY NEW YEAR, 128 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:46,720 EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS MONDAY 129 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,788 WE'RE SO EXCITED TO BE BACK. WE'RE KICKING OFF 2022 WITH A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS. 130 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:53,393 CATE BLANCHETT WILL BE HERE. KENAN THOMPSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,462 MILO VENTIMIGLIA AND THE CO-HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE" WILL ALL BE JOINING US THIS 132 00:09:55,462 --> 00:10:00,600 WEEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 133 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,801 FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE SERIES "BLACK-ISH." 134 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:05,405 [ CHEERS ] THE FINAL SEASON PREMIERS -- I KNOW, WE LOVE HIM. 135 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:09,242 THE FINAL SEASON PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT ON ABC. THE VERY FUNNY ANTHONY ANDERSON 136 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:15,915 IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE 137 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:21,154 HBO SERIES "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES. ADAM DEVINE IS JOINING US. 138 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:25,091 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S VERY FNNY AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC, 139 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,927 GREAT, GREAT MUSIC FROM CARLY PEARCE, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 140 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:40,740 CARLY PEARCE I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GOOD BREAK. 141 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:45,311 WE WERE OFF FOR TWO WEEKS, AND WE DOUBLE TAPED ON THURSDAY, AND WE HAD FRIDAY OFF. 142 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,080 ON SATURDAY I WAS GOING TO COME IN AND DO A BIT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," AND I TESTED 143 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,550 POSITIVE BUT I WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE I WENT IN, YOU KNOW, I NORMALLY 144 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,219 COME IN. I'VE BEEN HERE -- WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS TESTING FOR OVER 145 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:56,856 A YEAR NOW MAYBE SO I KNOW EVERYONE UP THERE, ALL OF THE NURSES AND DOCTORS 146 00:10:56,856 --> 00:11:02,929 AND EVERYONE SO I'M STANDING THERE WITH THE SECURITY GUARD AND SOME 147 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,065 PRODUCERS FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND MY ASSISTANT, AND THE NURSE COMES BACK IN. 148 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:08,301 SHE GOES, "COME WITH ME. [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE NEVER GOTTEN -- I KNOW, 149 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:13,640 I'VE NEVER GOTTEN, "COME WITH ME." "COME WITH ME. 150 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,376 I GO, WOW, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME I MEAN, WE TEST EVERY DAY HERE 151 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:20,113 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND I WATCH MY HANDS, I DO EVERYTHING, I WEAR A MASK 152 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:24,551 ANYWAYS, THEY PUT ME IN A, LIKE, A WAITING AREA AND IT'S LIKE A GLASS -- A 153 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:30,557 A GLASS OFFICE MAYBE >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S A TINY DESK AND 154 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:34,928 A PHONE, AND YOU'RE IN -- AND THEY SHUT ME IN THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 155 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,896 THEY SAID, "SOMEONE'S GOING TO CALL YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] 156 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:40,533 YEAH AND THEY LEFT AND I SAID, "OH, MAN, THIS IS BIZARRE." 157 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,335 THIS IS SAD. SO I TEXTED MY ASSISTANT AND SAID, "PLEASE TAKE A PHOTO OF 158 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:47,774 ME IN THIS ROOM. [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO THIS IS ME, AND THIS IS 159 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,143 TRUE, THIS IS REALLY ME IN THE WAITING AREA, IF YOU CAN SEE THIS 160 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:55,281 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ME THERE. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 161 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:59,119 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WAIT, SO WAIT. SO THIS IS -- SO THIS IS REAL 162 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,520 DEAL I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. THAT'S WHERE THEY PUT YOU. 163 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,890 YOU KNOW THAT ROOM >> Questlove: I HANG OUT THERE ALL THE TIME 164 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,792 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S THE COVID ROOM >> Questlove: I DIDN'T KNOW 165 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,127 THAT >> Steve: WE'VE HUNG OUT THERE BEFORE 166 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:11,598 >> Jimmy: SO THEY PUT ME IN THIS ROOM, RIGHT SO EVERY OFFICE HAS A CATCH 167 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:18,238 PHRASE FROM AN NBC SHOW, LIKE FROM "CHEERS" OR SOMETHING, OR "HERE'S JOHNNY." 168 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,773 I'M NOT KIDDING, THE ROOM I'M THIS IS THE "WHAT YOU TALKING 'BOUT, WILLIS. 169 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:27,180 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] I ZOOMED IN SO YOU CAN SEE 170 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,515 THAT I CAN'T -- [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,551 THAT'S WHERE I FOUND OUT -- THAT'S WHERE I FOUND OUT THAT I HAD COVID. 172 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:35,722 YEAH, THAT WAS THE ROOM. THAT WAS THE PLACE WHERE I FOUND OUT. 173 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,191 YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS, YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP >> Steve: YOU WERE ONLY THERE 174 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:43,797 FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF >> Jimmy: SO I CALL MY WIFE. YOU KNOW, I GO -- YOU KNOW, WE 175 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:48,501 HAVE TO ISOLATE, AND IT'S RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS I GO, "MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE 176 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,370 CRAZY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" SO -- YOU KNOW, BUT THEY WENT 177 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:56,376 UPSTATE WITH THE GIRLS, YOU KNOW, AND I JUST KIND OF SAT THERE, JUST ISOLATED 178 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,178 YOU KNOW, I JUST DID WHAT, YOU KNOW -- YOU KNOW, I JUST ORDERED DELIVERY, THEY DROPPED 179 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:04,851 IT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER THEN I SAID, "YOU SHOULD HAVE 180 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,686 THE GIRLS TESTED AND YOU SHOULD TEST AGAIN," AND THEY TESTED -- MY GIRLS TESTED POSITIVE AS 181 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,489 WELL [ AUDIENCE AWS ] THEY'RE FINE, EVERYONE IS FINE 182 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:13,093 THEY HAD THE SNIFFLES. FRANNIE HAD SNIFFLES FOR LIKE TWO DAYS 183 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:24,070 WINNIE HAD NO SYMPTOMS AT ALL. BUT THAT MEANT I COULD GO HOME AND SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH THE 184 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:28,074 KIDS, SO I DID [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE IT WAS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE 185 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,843 BUT ANYWAYS, IT WAS -- I WANT TO JUST TELL EVERYONE, PLEASE, OUT THERE, GET VAXED IF YOU 186 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:33,079 CAN. GET VAXXED, GET BOOSTED, BECAUSE MAN, THIS THING, IT'S 187 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:40,553 A BANGER IT'S A REAL THING. IF I DIDN'T HAVE THAT, I KNOW, 188 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:45,592 IT JUST FELT LIKE I WOULD BE REAL, REAL, REAL, REAL, SICK SO I WANT TO THANK ALL OF MY 189 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,394 DOCTORS FOR GIVING ME THE VAX AND THE BOOSTERS AND ALL OF THE NURSES AND DOCTORS THAT ARE 190 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,729 WORKING SO HARD OUT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU SO MUCH. 191 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:58,905 I MEAN, YOU SAVED MY CHRISTMAS [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S INTERESTING 192 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,640 GUYS, BEFORE WE GO ON, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR 193 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,777 TONIGHT'S SHOW THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS, AND WE WANT 194 00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:05,712 TO MAKE SURE WE MENTION ALL OF THEM IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 195 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,180 SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 196 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,585 * * TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * 197 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:18,558 * >> Jimmy: STARBUCKS. WE'RE THE REASON YOU KNOW 198 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,628 THREE, AND ONLY THREE, WORDS IN ITALIAN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 199 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:26,066 KEYSTONE LIGHT BRING THE BEER THAT'LL STILL BE IN THE COOLER AFTER THE PARTY. 200 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:33,640 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOME DEPOT WE'RE NOT AFFECTED BY THE LABOR 201 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,610 SHORTAGE BECAUSE NO ONE EVER WORKED HERE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 202 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,080 APPLE. WE COULD MAKE YOUR iPHONE GLASS UNBREAKABLE. 203 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:48,221 WE JUST DON'T WANT TO. [ APPLAUSE ] WAFFLE HOUSE 204 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,925 EVER WANTED TO EAT HASH BROWNS WHILE TWO TRUCK DRIVERS GET IN A KNIFE FIGHT? 205 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:57,731 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CLAIRE'S COME HAVE A MINOR MEDICAL 206 00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:05,138 PROCEDURE PERFORMED BY A A 16-YEAR-OLD. [ APPLAUSE ] 207 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,874 MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS. SURE, WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK, BUT WE ALSO MIGHT WAKE 208 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:13,046 YOU UP FROM ONE, TOO [ APPLAUSE ] BEST BUY 209 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:20,053 YOU GUYS WOULD TELL US IF WE'RE THE NEW RADIO SHACK, RIGHT [ APPLAUSE ] 210 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,322 TRADER JOE'S IF YOU BUY CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS FROM SOMEONE IN A 211 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:26,459 A HAWAIIAN SHIRT, THAT MEANS THEY'RE HEALTHY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 212 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,863 AND FINALLY, LISTERINE IF YOU SWALLOW ENOUGH, YEAH, YOU'LL GET A LITTLE BUZZ GOING 213 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,598 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." 214 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "SCREEN GRABS. 215 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:49,149 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 216 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:52,819 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK IT IS TIME FOR SCREEN GRABS. HERE WE GO 217 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:52,852 IT IS TIME FOR SCREEN GRABS. HERE WE GO 218 00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:04,230 * >> Jimmy: THESE ARE SOME WEIRD, 219 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,400 FUNNY THINGS THAT YOU GUYS FOUND ON THE INTERNET OR TOOK A PICTURE OF AND REALIZED AND 220 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,771 THEN SENT IN TO US THIS FIRST SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY CASEY HILTON IN 221 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,641 ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN. IT'S AN AD SHE SAW FOR PEOPLE WHO MIGHT BE CONSIDERING A 222 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:20,547 A CAREER CHANGE. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH 223 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:24,684 IT SAYS, "BECOME A TEACHER." UH, NO THANKS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 224 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,753 THAT'S THE PICTURE YOU WANT TO USE? >> Steve: CHUCKY 225 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:31,257 >> Jimmy: TELL CHUCKY I SAID HELLO. [ LAUGHTER ] 226 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:36,062 NEXT ONE WAS SENT IN BY BEN COHEN IN NANUET, NEW YORK. HE LOST A GIFT CARD THAT HE GOT 227 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,465 OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET A REPLACEMENT. 228 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:43,269 HERE'S THE EXPLANATION RIGHT HERE "IF YOUR CARD IS LOST OR 229 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,773 STOLEN, PLEASE CONTACT THE CUSTOMER CARE NUMBER ON THE BACK OF YOUR CARD. 230 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,842 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SUPER SIMPLE >> Steve: OH, GREAT. 231 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:54,748 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO EASY ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CARD, YOU CALL THE NUMBER ON THE BACK AND 232 00:16:54,748 --> 00:16:57,083 THEN, YEAH >> Steve: AND IT ONLY COSTS $25 TO REPLACE YOUR CARD 233 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,653 >> Jimmy: SIR, IT'S PROBABLY IN YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW. >> Steve: OH, THANKS 234 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,723 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE WAS SENT IN BY TREVOR BISHOP IN VERO BEACH, FLORIDA. 235 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:08,528 SHE WAS BROWSING NETFLIX AND SPOTTED THIS MOVIE STARRING JASON BATEMAN. 236 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,497 LET'S ZOOM OUT A LITTLE BIT. HEY, NOT BAD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 237 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:15,201 I REMEMBER THAT. I REMEMBER THAT POSTER >> Steve: OH, YEAH 238 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,170 HE'S GOT - >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE. 239 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,773 THIS NEXT ONE WAS SENT IN BY TOM VESS IN CROATIA. >> Steve: HEY. 240 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:26,346 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME HE WAS WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME 241 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:31,051 LET'S SEE WHO WAS PLAYING. IT WAS "BALTIMORE VERSUS GREEN DAY. 242 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,320 OH, COOL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "WELL, WAKE ME UP 243 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:38,258 WHEN THIS GAME ENDS. >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE WAS SENT IN BY JAY CHANDRA IN 244 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:42,829 DRAPER, UTAH HE WAS BROWSING THE MENU OF A RESTAURANT HE WAS THINKING OF 245 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,465 EATING AT AND HE SPOTTED SOME PHOTOS OF DISHES THAT WERE CONSIDERED MENU HIGHLIGHTS 246 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:49,736 LET'S SEE WHAT THEY HAD. "TANDOORI CHICKEN. THAT'S GOOD. 247 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,604 AND "HAIR IN THE FOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] TOUGH CALL 248 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,239 TOUGH CALL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING WITH THE TANDOORI 249 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:57,944 CHICKEN. THIS NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY JIM CRAMER IN FURMAN, 250 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:06,453 SOUTH CAROLINA HE SPOTTED A MOVIE WITH AN INTERESTING DESCRIPTION HERE 251 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:13,026 SAYS THAT, "DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE VAMPIRE BITES WOMAN, FALLS ON 252 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:16,296 SOMETHING SHARP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SAVE YOUR TIME 253 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,932 NEXT SCREEN GRAB WAS SENT IN BY LAURA CORDINGLY IN ROCHESTER, NEW YORK 254 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,767 SHE WAS SHOPPING FOR A HOUSE ONLINE SPOTTED THIS 255 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:26,673 SOME KIND OF A DEAL HERE LOOK AT THIS IT HAS 22 BEDROOMS AND TWO 256 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:31,811 BATHS. >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 257 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:37,050 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. >> Steve: OFFICIALLY >> Jimmy: NEXT WAS A SCREEN 258 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,352 GRAB SENT IN BY AMY O'HARA IN GAINESVILLE, GEORGIA SHE WAS SEARCHING FOR A JOB 259 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,622 ONLINE AND SPOTTED THIS. "YOU CAN BE A DOG GROOMER FOR DUNKIN' DONUTS." 260 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,259 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEY DO THAT NOW >> Steve: YEAH 261 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,061 >> Jimmy: THEY START WITH BREAKFAST NOW? NOW THEY'RE GETTING INTO DOG 262 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,963 GROOMING >> Steve: AMERICA RUNS ON DUNKIN'. 263 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:53,233 >> Jimmy: SO DO DOGS APPARENTLY THE NEXT SCREEN GRAB BY SENT IN 264 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,503 BY STEEN ERICKSON IN MINNEAPOLIS. HE WAS READING SOME -- 265 00:18:56,503 --> 00:19:00,340 [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: THERE YOU GO.]E >> Jimmy: FRIENDS OF STEEN? 266 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,308 [ LAUGHTER ] "UH, WE'RE HERE WITH STEEN." "COME RIGHT IN." 267 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:07,013 HE WAS READING SOME LOCAL NEWS ON HIS PHONE AND SPOTTED THIS AD 268 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,183 LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. IT IS A NUT GRINDER MACHINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:16,289 SO IT IS THE - [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: CREATURE OWN NUT 270 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:20,126 BUTTER >> Jimmy: SEEMS PAINFUL. SEEMS A LITTLE PAINFUL 271 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:24,164 >> Steve: A LITTLE PAINFUL >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ONE HERE. 272 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,099 THIS IS A PHOTO OF A CHICAGO WHITE SOX FAN THAT WAS POSTED ON TWITTER BY A SPORTS WRITER 273 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:30,637 NAMED ALAN BELL. ALAN TAGGED ME IN IT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE FAN LOOKED LIKE ME 274 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,807 I DON'T KNOW IF I SEE THIS AT ALL. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 275 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:41,648 [ LAUGHTER ] HE THOUGHT THAT LOOKS LIKE ME. >> Steve: YEAH 276 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:52,926 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALAN, LET ME TRY SOMETHING HERE [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 277 00:19:52,926 --> 00:20:10,844 >> Steve: OKAY YES. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]. 278 00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:15,882 >> Jimmy: LET'S GO, WHITE SOX! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 279 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,217 SCREEN GRABS IF YOU HAVE A FUNNY SCREEN GRAB, E-MAIL TO US AT 280 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,021 SCREENGRABS@TONIGHTSHOW.COM. WE MIGHT PUT IT ON THE SHOW. STICK AROUND 281 00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:24,290 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 282 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:42,709 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE 11-TIME EMMY-NOMINATED STAR 283 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:47,847 OF THE VERY POPULAR SERIES, "BLACK-ISH." THE FINAL SEASON PREMIERES 284 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,583 TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9:30 ON ABC. A VERY SPECIAL GUEST IN THERE, TOO, AS WELL 285 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,851 PLEASE WELCOME ANTHONY ANDERSON 286 00:20:53,086 --> 00:21:10,937 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 287 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:15,842 >> Jimmy: ANTHONY ANDERSON IS BACK ON THE SHOW THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FIRST 288 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,144 GUEST IN THE YEAR 2022 THANK YOU. >> YEAH. 289 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,547 >> Jimmy: I'M HONORED. I'M HONORED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 290 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:24,684 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD YEAR 291 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,654 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW IT. IT'S GOING TO BE -- YEAH DO YOU -- DO YOU TYPICALLY MAKE 292 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,823 ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS >> TO BE A BETTER PERSON THAN WHAT I WAS LAST YEAR 293 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:32,359 >> Jimmy: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WITH YOU >> IT'S -- IT'S POSSIBLE 294 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,162 I FALL SHORT SOMETIMES OH, YEAH >> Jimmy: DO YOU REALLY? 295 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,831 >> I USED TO, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE "OH, I'M GOING TO EAT HEALTHIER, I'M GOING TO DO 296 00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:40,100 THIS I'M GOING TO LOSE WEIGHT." NO, I NEVER STUCK TO THAT 297 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,102 STUFF. >> Jimmy: NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 298 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:43,970 >> NO. SO I FIGURED IF I JUST SAY I'LL BE A BETTER PERSON, A BETTER 299 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,472 FATHER, BETTER FRIEND, BETTER SON, BETTER WHATEVER, I CAN STICK TO THAT. 300 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:50,276 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. THAT'S AWESOME >> YEAH. 301 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,213 >> Jimmy: I DO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAPPY TO COME BACK 302 00:21:53,213 --> 00:21:55,181 I LOVE WHEN YOU'RE HERE. OBVIOUSLY, THE AUDIENCE, WE LOVE YOU TOO, BUT I WANT TO 303 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:58,785 TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE YOU WENT TO DUBAI RECENTLY >> I DID 304 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:01,654 >> Jimmy: NOW, HOW DID YOU END UP THERE, AND WHAT'S GOING ON IN DUBAI 305 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:07,093 >> STEVE HARVEY IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE >> Jimmy: LOVE STEVE 306 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:10,830 >> HE HAD HIS CELEBRITY GOLF TOURNAMENT THERE, YOU KNOW, FOR HIS VARIOUS CHARITIES. 307 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,900 AND SO, HE INVITED US OVER, SO WE ALL WENT OVER THERE, MAN. AND IT WAS A GREAT TIME. 308 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:17,504 IT WAS -- IT WAS ME, YVONNE ORJI FROM "INSECURE." AHMAD RASHAD 309 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,874 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AKON. [ CHEERS ] 310 00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:25,679 AND -- YEAH, RIGHT >> Jimmy: AKON PLAYS GOLF? >> AKON, YEAH. 311 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:30,083 WHAT -- WELL [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THAT. 312 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:34,120 AND -- AND I GOT AN ISSUE WITH THIS AKON HAS NEVER PLAYED GOLF 313 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,824 BEFORE IN HIS LIFE, RIGHT. NEVER PLAYED GOLF BEFORE IN HIS LIFE 314 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:40,660 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT WON THE TOURNAMENT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN. 315 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:46,566 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN. 316 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:54,541 >> NO, NO, NO. ALL RIGHT, SO HE CAME -- HIS TEAM CAME IN FIRST 317 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,309 STEVE HARVEY'S TEAM CAME IN SECOND MY TEAM DIDN'T EVEN PLACE AT 318 00:22:56,309 --> 00:23:00,680 ALL. BUT THIS IS IT AKON WAS PLAYING AHEAD OF ME 319 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:05,051 AND STEVE AND HIS TEAM WERE PLAYING BEHIND ME. SO I GOT TO SEE HOW HORRIBLE 320 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,887 BOTH THESE TEAMS WERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEY BOTH - 321 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,856 ONE TOOK FIRST PLACE AND ONE TOOK SECOND -- THIRD PLACE [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:13,360 AND I DIDN'T PLACE AT ALL. >> Jimmy: IT'S RIGGED. >> YEAH, VERY MUCH SO. 323 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:17,163 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT WAS RIGGED, BUT IT WAS RIGGED. [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,698 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS DUBAI LIKE I'VE SEEN PICTURES, WHAT IS DUBAI? 325 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:21,668 >> DUBAI IS UNLIKE ANY OTHER CITY THAT I'VE BEEN IN, MAN. THEY SAY IT'S THE CITY OF THE 326 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:31,077 FUTURE WHEN I WAS THERE A FEW WEEKS AGO, IT WAS -- THEY'RE HAVING 327 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,912 THE WORLD EXPO THERE, WHICH IS THE FIRST TIME IT'S BEEN HELD IN A MUSLIM COUNTRY, WHICH WAS 328 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,649 BEAUTIFUL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S STILL GOING ON. 329 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:40,787 AND IT WAS ALSO WORLD DAY. IT WAS THEIR BIRTHDAY. DUBAI'S ONLY 50. 330 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:44,391 I'M 51 I'M OLDER THAN DUBAI >> Jimmy: WOW. 331 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:46,459 THAT'S INTERESTING >> I'M OLDER THAN DUBAI. >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S 332 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,228 INTERESTING. >> I'M OLDER THAN DUBAI. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE BACK IN 333 00:23:48,228 --> 00:23:49,963 NEW YORK FOR A LITTLE BIT? >> I'M BACK IN NEW YORK FOR A LITTLE BIT 334 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:51,731 A LOT OF BIT >> Jimmy: I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS 335 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,900 >> SO AM I, MAN. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING "LAW AND ORDER" AGAIN 336 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:57,103 >> I'M BACK TO "LAW AND ORDER. DETECTIVE KEVIN BERNARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,606 >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THIS IS BIG. 338 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,108 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO COME BACK? 339 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,277 >> IT FEELS GREAT, MAN I'M BACK IN A WELL-WORN SADDLE THAT JUST GRIPS YOUR ASS 340 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,146 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY TO PUT IT 341 00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:10,750 YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN TO HAVE YOU 342 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:14,688 BACK ON NBC. THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN, BUD >> YEAH, GOOD TO BE BACK 343 00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:18,224 >> Jimmy: AND NEW YORK >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO HANG OUT, 344 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,794 FIGURE OUT SOMETHING HOW IS MOM DOING FIRST AND FOREMOST, BECAUSE YOU 345 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,630 KNOW I LOVE YOUR MOTHER. >> MOM -- MOM IS DOING GREAT >> Jimmy: DORIS. 346 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,265 >> YEAH, MAMA DORIS IS DOING GREAT. SHE'S SINGLE NOW, THANKS TO OUR 347 00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:27,567 LAST APPEARANCE ON YOUR SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 348 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:30,270 >> YEAH -- >> Jimmy: NO, BECAUSE OF THAT? >> THOSE WHO REMEMBER, IT DON'T 349 00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:31,738 WORK >> Jimmy: NO, HE DIDN'T LIKE IT 350 00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,274 >> HE DIDN'T HE NEVER CALLED MY MAMA AFTER THAT NIGHT 351 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:39,379 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, MAN, WHY YOU LAUGHING [ LAUGHTER ] 352 00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:50,957 HE NEVER CALLED -- MY MOM WAS SO EXCITED SHE WAS LIKE, "BABY, BABY. 353 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,892 LOOK, ME AND ANTHONY HAD FUN WITH YOUR -- AT YOUR EXPENSE ON FALLON TONIGHT, BUT WATCH THE 354 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:55,762 SHOW." TO THIS DAY HE HASN'T CALLED MY MAMA BACK, FALLON. 355 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:57,731 SO THIS WHAT YOU GOT TO DO WHEN I BRING MY MAMA TO NEW YORK, WE GOT TO SET MY MAMA 356 00:24:57,731 --> 00:25:00,900 UP ON A NEW DATE >> Jimmy: OH, OF COURSE. DORIS, EASY. 357 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,870 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ALL RIGHT YOU HEAR THAT, MAMA? 358 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:06,606 >> Jimmy: EASY-PEASY AND DORIS, WE DON'T NEED HIM ANYWAY 359 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:09,342 BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK >> STOP, MAN STOP 360 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,044 BUT IT DON'T WORK! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HEARD YOUR MOM IS 361 00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:16,549 DOING -- I HEARD YOUR MOM IS DOING SOMETHING WITH EDDIE MURPHY. 362 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:22,789 >> SHE IS MAN. SHE -- WE BOTH ARE, BUT MY MOM IS IN EDDIE MURPHY'S NEW MOVIE 363 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,424 WITH JONAH HILL AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 364 00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:27,093 YEAH YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY ALWAYS, "DOES YOUR MOM GET STAR 365 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,330 STRUCK?" I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, AND NO, SHE PLAYS IT COOL. 366 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:33,833 SHE WAS IN A SCENE WITH EDDIE AND ONE OF THE ADs SAYS, "I THINK WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN." 367 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:38,405 AND OUT OF NOWHERE, MY MOM SAID, "[ BLEEP ] I HOPE WE DON'T. 368 00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:40,774 [ LAUGHTER ] AND EDDIE MURPHY TURNED TO HIM AND WAS LIKE, "WAS THAT 369 00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:43,643 ANTHONY ANDERSON'S MAMA? HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH." HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH." 370 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,179 HE SAID, "MAN, SHE IS FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 371 00:25:46,179 --> 00:25:49,082 HEY, MOM, WE'RE SETTING YOU UP WHEN YOU COME BACK TO NEW YORK I WANT TO -- 372 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:51,751 >> HOPEFULLY WITH SOMEBODY WHO WORKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:56,089 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHEN WE COME BACK, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE FINAL SEASON OF 374 00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:57,991 "BLACK-ISH" AND ALSO ABOUT HAVING MICHELLE OBAMA ON YOUR SHOW 375 00:25:57,991 --> 00:26:00,160 MORE WITH ANTHONY ANDERSON WHEN WE COME BACK COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 376 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:23,683 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 377 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,886 EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING WITH OUR PAL, ANTHONY ANDERSON, RIGHT HERE 378 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:31,925 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU. STARS ON THE EIGHTH AND FINAL 379 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:38,598 SEASON OF "BLACK-ISH." YOU ARE PULLING OUT ALL OF THE STOPS FOR THE FINAL SEASON 380 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:41,768 >> YEAH, WE GOT TO, MAN. WE GOT TO GO OUT WITH A BANG >> Jimmy: I MEAN 381 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:45,605 MICHELLE OBAMA >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW COULD YOU GET -- 382 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,140 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DID YOU GET HOOKED UP WITH THAT 383 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:49,209 >> WELL, THEY WERE FANS OF THE SHOW THE OBAMAS WERE FANS OF THE 384 00:26:49,209 --> 00:26:55,548 SHOW, AND I FOUND THIS OUT THE FIRST TIME I WENT TO THE WHITE HOUSE WHEN THEY WERE IN OFFICE 385 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:59,085 AND IT WAS JUST LIKE A "KEY AND PEELE" SKETCH, MAN YOU KNOW, THEY WERE TALKING -- 386 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:05,392 YOU KNOW, OBAMA SEES A BROTHER AND JUST DAPS HIM UP AND ALL OF THAT 387 00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:07,160 I WAS AT THE END OF THE LINE, BECAUSE I WANTED TO, YOU KNOW, SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM AND 388 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:13,133 ALL THAT YOU SAW HIM OVER THERE "HELLO, MR. WHITE GUY. 389 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,669 "YES HELLO, MR. WHITE GUY." AND HE SEES ME 390 00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:17,504 AND YOU KNOW, HE HAS A PLACE THAT HE STANDS HE LEFT THE PLACE THAT HE WAS 391 00:27:17,504 --> 00:27:20,573 STANDING HE WAS LIKE, "YO, ANTH, WHAT'S UP, MAN! 392 00:27:20,573 --> 00:27:24,844 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TOOK ME TO MICHELLE. HE LEFT HIS POST AND TOOK ME TO 393 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:28,882 MICHELLE AND WAS LIKE, "MICHELLE, LOOK WHO'S HERE ANTH FROM 'BLACK-ISH.' 394 00:27:28,882 --> 00:27:37,057 TELL HIM HOW MUCH WE LOVE THE SHOW." AND THEY WENT ON FOR ABOUT A 395 00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:38,558 A GOOD THREE MINUTES ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE THE SHOW, THE FAMILY WATCHES IT. 396 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:41,461 IT'S APPOINTMENT TELEVISION. NOW MIND YOU, MY ENCOUNTER WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT 10 OR 397 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:46,800 15 SECONDS >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AT THAT TIME. 398 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:53,707 >> IT LASTED ABOUT A GOOD THREE MINUTES, MAN >> Jimmy: YEAH 399 00:27:53,707 --> 00:28:01,247 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> FROM THEN ON, WE JUST HAD A A GREAT RELATIONSHIP, AND 400 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:03,083 TRACEE ELLIS ROSS MADE THE CALL FOR THE FINAL SEASON TO FIRST LADY OBAMA AND SAID, YOU KNOW, 401 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,517 "WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO 402 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,486 THIS?" AND SHE AGREED >> Jimmy: BIG FINAL SEASON 403 00:28:06,486 --> 00:28:08,555 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BIG FINAL SEASON >> YEAH. 404 00:28:08,555 --> 00:28:12,726 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THAT'S HOW WE START IT >> Jimmy: NOW YOU -- THIS IS 405 00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:16,663 VERY SUCCESSFUL SHOW IT'S THE END OF THIS AWESOME RUN. 406 00:28:16,663 --> 00:28:19,265 DO YOU GET EMOTIONAL DOES IT GET SAD? >> IT DID. 407 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,301 IT WAS BITTERSWEET YOU KNOW, I WASN'T AS EMOTIONAL AS I THOUGHT I WOULD BE AT THE 408 00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:23,136 FINAL EPISODE, THE FINAL DAY OF THE FINAL EPISODE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE KNEW GOING INTO IT 409 00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:35,782 THAT THIS DAY WAS COMING WHAT AFFECTED ME MOST WAS I WENT BACK A WEEK AND A HALF AGO 410 00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:37,717 TO DO MY FINAL VOICEOVER FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, AND AS I WAS DRIVING PAST OUR SOUND STAGE TO 411 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,352 GET TO THE ADR BOOTH, THE ELEPHANT DOORS TO OUR SOUND STAGE WAS OPEN, AND IT WAS 412 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:51,865 EMPTY ON THE INSIDE. AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME, YOU KNOW, I WAS HIT WITH THE FLOOD 413 00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:56,670 OF EMOTIONS THAT I THOUGHT I WASN'T GOING TO HAVE ABOUT THAT 414 00:28:56,670 --> 00:29:01,374 AND SO AFTER MY ADR SESSION, I WENT IN THERE, MADE A LITTLE VIDEO, AND IT WAS SAD. 415 00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:06,513 I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW JUST REMEMBERING THAT MOMENT IT WAS -- IT WAS SAD TO SEE 416 00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:10,216 EVERYTHING OUT OF THAT SOUND STAGE. >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL GONE. 417 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,519 >> YOU KNOW, THAT WAS MY HOME FOR EIGHT YEARS. >> Jimmy: MADE ALL OF THOSE 418 00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:16,656 MEMORIES >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 419 00:29:16,656 --> 00:29:22,028 WELL, WE APPRECIATE WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT, BUD >> YEAH. 420 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:25,732 THANK YOU, BROTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE REALLY DO YEAH 421 00:29:25,732 --> 00:29:28,702 >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE REALLY DO 422 00:29:28,702 --> 00:29:31,104 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ANTHONY ANDERSON AND TRACEE ELLIS ROSS IN TOMORROW 423 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:32,272 NIGHT'S EPISODE OF "BLACK-ISH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 424 00:29:33,807 --> 00:29:35,575 LIKE SPECIAL SPECIAL >> THEY MIGHT NOT WANT TO CARE ABOUT WHO WE MET TONIGHT 425 00:29:35,575 --> 00:29:37,711 IT WAS MICHELLE OBAMA. >> MICHELLE OBAMA. >> ARE YOU SURE IT WAS REALLY 426 00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:39,045 HER? YOU'RE BEEN FOOLED BY BARACK OBAMA IMPERSONATORS 427 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:42,048 BEFORE >> OKAY, HE WAS PRETENDING NOT TO BE HIMSELF SO HE WOULDN'T 428 00:29:42,048 --> 00:29:44,718 DRAW A CROWD, FOOL >> AND WE KNOW IT WAS HER, BECAUSE WE CONNECTED LIKE WE'VE 429 00:29:44,718 --> 00:29:48,054 KNOW EACH OTHER FOREVER AND WE HAD A CONVERSATION THAT WAS ABOUT BEING PARENTS. 430 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:51,858 >> MM-HMM. >> PROFESSIONALS >> YES 431 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:53,393 >> AND HONESTLY, IT WAS -- WHAT'S THE WORD? >> OH. 432 00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:57,097 >> Both: MAGICAL >> Jimmy: YEAH ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY. 433 00:29:57,097 --> 00:30:03,670 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO NOT MISS THE FINAL SEASON OF "BLACK-ISH", TUESDAYS AT 434 00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:06,506 9:30 P.M. ON ABC WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. 435 00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:10,877 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 436 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:24,457 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY ACTOR AND COMEDIAN 437 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:25,992 WHO YOU CAN SEE IN "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES" WHICH RETURNS THIS SUNDAY AT 438 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:33,633 10:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 439 00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:35,835 ADAM DEVINE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ADAM, ARE YOU THERE? 440 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:42,809 * THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. ADAM, YOU'RE GETTING A STANDING 441 00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:44,911 OVATION HERE, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ON ZOOM >> YEP 442 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:48,515 >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE - >> COME ON GIVE ME AS MUCH AS YOU GAVE 443 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:50,583 ANTHONY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE 444 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:55,822 UNBELIEVABLE [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD 445 00:30:55,822 --> 00:30:57,791 OH, YOU ARE THE BEST, BUDDY. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THE 446 00:30:57,791 --> 00:31:02,729 SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. >> YEAH, YEAH. 447 00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:06,099 THANKS, MAN. THANKS FOR HAVING ME I ALSO GOT THE OMICRON, SO - 448 00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:08,401 >> Jimmy: DID YOU REALLY >> THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, OR ELSE I WOULD BE IN STUDIO WITH YOU. 449 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:13,873 >> Jimmy: WOW. HOW ARE YOU FEELING WITH THE OMICRON? 450 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:17,577 >> I FEEL -- STRONGER. [ LAUGHTER ] IT GAVE ME THE ADVERSE EFFECTS 451 00:31:17,577 --> 00:31:21,948 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I DON'T KNOW -- NO. I'M GOING TO GET A CALL 452 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,084 FROM FAUCI I CAN'T BE SPREADING THAT INFORMATION. 453 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:26,553 IT WAS THE SAME THING, I WAS SICK FOR THREE DAYS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 454 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:31,257 >> BUT I'M BACK NOW, BABY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M HAPPY YOUR BACK 455 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:36,096 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU LOOK GOOD. >> YEAH. 456 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:37,931 >> Jimmy: AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS I WANTED TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS 457 00:31:37,931 --> 00:31:39,566 TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU RECENTLY GOT MARRIED. THAT'S A BIG DEAL. 458 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:42,502 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, THIS LITTLE THING * 459 00:31:42,502 --> 00:31:49,843 >> Jimmy: OH, LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT THE RING HOW DID YOU AND YOUR WIFE MEET 460 00:31:49,843 --> 00:31:53,013 >> IT'S A REAL MEET MEET CUTE, JIMMY. WE ACTUALLY MET ON A PLANE 461 00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:55,849 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> OOH, YEAH WE WERE SHOOTING THE SAME 462 00:31:55,849 --> 00:31:59,352 MOVIE, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT WHO DOESN'T READ E-MAILS 463 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,954 I JUST, LIKE, THEY JUST PUSHED ME ONTO AN AIRPLANE. AND I'M LIKE, "WHERE AM I 464 00:32:00,954 --> 00:32:04,691 GOING? THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU'RE SHOOTING A MOVIE. 465 00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:07,827 I'M LIKE, "OKAY. BUT CHLOE IS A SMART PERSON WHO READS E-MAILS, AND SHE KNEW WHO 466 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:13,667 I WAS. AND SO, SHE'S LIKE TRYING TO CHAT ME UP 467 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:17,937 AND MEANWHILE, I JUST THINK, THIS BABE IS HITTING ON ME AND I WAS LIKE A LITTLE 468 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:20,440 OVERWHELMED. I HAD A GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME I'M LIKE, I DON'T WANT ANY OF 469 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:27,080 THIS I DON'T KNOW I GET IT 470 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,818 I'M CHARMING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 471 00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:33,787 >> AND THEN WE LAND, AND I REALIZE WE HAD THE SAME DRIVER TO TAKE US FROM NEW ORLEANS TO 472 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:35,188 BATON ROUGE. AND I'M LIKE, "OH, YOU'RE IN THE MOVIE. 473 00:32:35,188 --> 00:32:36,756 SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH, WHAT DID YOU THINK? I'M LIKE, "NO, NO, I KNEW, I 474 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:43,930 KNEW YOU WERE. AND WE'RE DRIVING AND SHE GOES, "SHOULD WE GET SOME 475 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:48,435 DRIVE-THROUGH DAIQUIRIS? WHICH IS A THING YOU CAN DO IN NEW ORLEANS. 476 00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:55,108 THERE'S A DRIVE-THROUGH DAIQUIRI PLACE I KNOW, IT'S GREAT 477 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:57,377 [ CHEERS ] AND SHE'S -- I'M LIKE, "WELL, WHAT SIZE? 478 00:32:57,377 --> 00:33:02,749 I DIDN'T WANT TO, LIKE, GET TOO BIG OF A SIZE AND, YOU KNOW, BE LIKE, "OH, IS THIS GUY A 479 00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:07,887 A DRUNK? SO, BUT SHE ORDERED FIRST, AND SHE'S LIKE, "I'LL TAKE THE 480 00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:12,359 48 OUNCE PARTY STARTER." AND I WAS LIKE - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "WILL 481 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:14,561 YOU MARRY ME?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WILL YOU MARRY ME 482 00:33:14,561 --> 00:33:17,063 >> Jimmy: WILL YOU MARRY ME? WHO ARE YOU? THE UNICORN. 483 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:20,133 >> YOU KNOW WHAT THE TIME IS NOW. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 484 00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:22,102 I KNOW THAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO A -- YOU ARE DOING A "PITCH PERFECT" 485 00:33:22,102 --> 00:33:23,737 SERIES I KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 486 00:33:23,737 --> 00:33:26,072 WE LOVE THE MOVIE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BASED AROUND YOUR 487 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:27,774 CHARACTER, WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT IT I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FILMING IT 488 00:33:27,774 --> 00:33:34,547 YET, BUT IS IT HAPPENING SOON? WHAT CAN YOU SAY IT -- ESSENTIALLY IT TAKES 489 00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:37,951 PLACE AROUND MY CHARACTER AFTER THE SECOND MOVIE, AND BUMPER GOES ON "THE VOICE." 490 00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:41,221 AND YOU THINK HIS CAREER IS GOING TO SKYROCKET BUT HE RELEASES AN ALBUM, AND 491 00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:46,159 IT TOTALLY TANKS HERE IN AMERICA. AND HE RUNS INTO SOME GERMAN 492 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:50,296 TOURISTS AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE HUGE IN GERMANY LIKE, YOU HAVE A SONG THAT'S A 493 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:54,501 A HIT. SO THEN BUMPER PACKS UP HIS STUFF AND GOES TO GERMANY TO 494 00:33:54,501 --> 00:33:56,302 TRY TO MAKE IT AS A POP SENSATION. >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC 495 00:33:56,302 --> 00:34:03,510 >> WHICH IS -- >> Jimmy: I WILL LOVE THAT >> -- WHEN YOU'RE NEARING 40 IS 496 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:05,712 WHEN -- IS WHEN YOUR POP STARDOM REALLY STARTS TO PEAK, I FEEL 497 00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:09,049 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT "RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES. 498 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:13,053 VERY FUNNY SEASON TWO PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY AT 10:00 P.M. ON HBO AND 499 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:16,089 HBO MAX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, IT'S SO FUNNY. 500 00:34:16,089 --> 00:34:22,195 EVERYONE'S SO GOOD IN THIS BUT YOU GET TO REALLY GO OFF AND PLAY - 501 00:34:22,195 --> 00:34:29,769 KELVIN IS YOUR CHARACTER >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SOME OF YOUR OUTFITS, 502 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:31,838 I JUST CHOSE SOME OF THEM JUST TO SHOW WHAT YOUR CHARACTER DRESSES LIKE 503 00:34:31,838 --> 00:34:38,178 THIS IS A PAST SEASON. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S FASHIONABLE 504 00:34:38,178 --> 00:34:42,549 >> YEAH, HE'S PRETTY CHILL >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULD SAY CHILL, YEAH. 505 00:34:42,549 --> 00:34:44,084 >> I FEEL LIKE I REALIZE THAT I JUST RECENTLY LEARNED THE WORD CHEUGY 506 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:47,587 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD CHEUGY MEANS >> Jimmy: YES, CHEUGY? 507 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:50,090 >> YEAH. I'M CHEUGY >> Jimmy: YES, OH, MY GOSH 508 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:57,364 KELVIN IS CHEUGY >> ALL OF KELVIN'S OUTFITS ARE CHEUGY, WHICH IS LIKE YOU'RE 509 00:34:57,364 --> 00:35:03,036 TRYING TOO HARD OR YOU'RE LIKE - YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT MAYBE 510 00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:06,139 WAS COOL IN THE PAST AND NOW LONGER, ISN'T COOL AT ALL. THAT'S WHAT I AM 511 00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:10,076 BOTH AS A PERSON AND AS AN ACTOR. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, YOUR 512 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:12,278 CHARACTER IS CHEUGY. WELL, WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY YOU'RE ALWAYS SO FUN 513 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,447 THANK YOU SO MUCH. AND HOPEFULLY NEXT TIME IN PERSON, OKAY 514 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:20,587 >> ABSOLUTELY. GOOD TO SEE YOU, GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 515 00:35:20,587 --> 00:35:22,555 >> Jimmy: BEST TO YOUR WIFE. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 516 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,424 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ADAM DEVINE IN "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES. 517 00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:24,924 RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 518 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:28,228 * 519 00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:33,166 >> LET'S NOT FILL UP ON ROLLS HERE STICK TO THE SALAD BAR 520 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:36,536 DON'T FORGET, WE ARE SWIMMING LAPS AFTER LUNCH, SO EAT LIGHT WE NOURISH OUR BODIES FOR HIS 521 00:35:36,536 --> 00:35:44,077 LOVE COOL SO COOL. 522 00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:49,649 >> EXCUSE ME, SIR. >> WHAT'S UP >> DISMISSED 523 00:35:49,649 --> 00:35:53,820 >> WILL YOU BE DINING WITH THE MEN AND I? >> OF COURSE NOT, KEITH. 524 00:35:53,820 --> 00:36:01,027 I'LL BE ABOVE YOU UPSTAIRS WITH THE FAMILY >> SHALL I JOIN YOU? 525 00:36:01,027 --> 00:36:05,932 >> OH, NOT APPROPRIATE UPSTAIRS CHURCH LUNCH IS ONLY FOR THE FAMILY 526 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:12,072 >> SEE YOU UPSTAIRS, KELVIN. >> AND DADDY'S CLOSEST WORK ACQUAINTANCES. 527 00:36:12,072 --> 00:36:16,109 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ADAM DEVINE, EVERYBODY 528 00:36:16,109 --> 00:36:18,511 SEASON TWO OF "THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES" PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY AT 10:00 P.M. ON HBO AND 529 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:20,580 HBO MAX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM 530 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:42,268 CARLY PEARCE STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * 531 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:47,173 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE REIGNING CMA FEMALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR 532 00:36:47,173 --> 00:36:49,943 [ CHEERS ] PERFORMING "DIAMONDBACK" FROM HER ALBUM "29: WRITTEN IN 533 00:36:49,943 --> 00:36:52,512 STONE," PLEASE WELCOME CARLY PEARCE 534 00:36:56,082 --> 00:37:11,898 * * NEVER BEEN ALL THAT WRAPPED UP 535 00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:17,470 IN SHINY SWIMMING POOLS * * THOSE MATERIAL KIND LIES THEY TELL 536 00:37:17,470 --> 00:37:27,614 LIFE LOOKS OH SO WEL FROM THE OUTSIDE IN * * HONEYMOONS DON'T EN 537 00:37:27,614 --> 00:37:35,822 NO WHAT I THOUGHT I WANTED LET ME DOW BUT I DON'T WANT IT NOW * 538 00:37:35,822 --> 00:37:39,426 * KEEP THE HOUS KEEP THE TRUCK GO DOWNTOW 539 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:46,199 GET TOO DRUNK * * KISS A ONE NIGHT STAN WITH A BUTTERFLY ON HER BACK 540 00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:53,873 TAKE THE BED WHERE YOU USED TO LIE * * KEEP THE FRIEND 541 00:37:53,873 --> 00:37:56,276 I NEVER LIKE AND THE HAPPY EVER AFTER WELCOME MAT * 542 00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:59,879 * BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA GET THIS DIAMOND BAC NO NEVER EVER GETTIN 543 00:37:59,879 --> 00:38:03,049 THIS DIAMOND BACK * * YOU CAN KEEP THE DO AND THE CADILLAC 544 00:38:03,049 --> 00:38:10,156 BUT YOU AIN'T GONN GET THIS DIAMOND BACK * * 545 00:38:10,156 --> 00:38:18,331 [ CHEERS ] * WELL I GUESS I'LL JUS BURN THAT DRES 546 00:38:18,331 --> 00:38:25,438 ALL THOSE FAIRY TALE CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL * * DON'T NEED YOU NO MOR 547 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:33,113 WITH THIS 24 CARAT THAT I'M WEARIN' * * NO I DON'T CARE IF YO 548 00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:36,583 KEEP THE HOUSE KEEP THE TRUCK GO DOWNTOWN GET TOO DRUNK * 549 00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:41,187 * KISS A ONE NIGHT STAN WITH A BUTTERFLY ON HER BACK TAKE THE BED 550 00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:47,193 WHERE YOU USED TO LIE * * KEEP THE FRIEND I NEVER LIKE 551 00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:54,300 AND THE HAPPY EVER AFTER WELCOME MAT * * BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA 552 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:57,904 GET THIS DIAMOND BAC NO NEVER EVER GETTIN THIS DIAMOND BACK * 553 00:38:57,904 --> 00:39:00,106 * YOU CAN KEEP THE DO AND THE CADILLAC BUT YOU AIN'T GONN 554 00:39:00,106 --> 00:39:14,320 GET THIS DIAMOND BACK * * * OH WHAT I THOUGHT I WANTE 555 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:21,861 LET ME DOW BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW * * KEEP THE HOUS 556 00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:25,231 KEEP THE TRUCK GO DOWNTOW GET TOO DRUNK * 557 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:35,408 * KISS A ONE NIGHT STAN WITH A BUTTERFLY ON HER BACK TAKE THE BED 558 00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:37,711 WHERE YOU USED TO LIE * * KEEP THE FRIEND I NEVER LIKE 559 00:39:37,711 --> 00:39:42,048 AND THE HAPPY EVER AFTER WELCOME MAT * * YOU AIN'T GONNA 560 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:46,453 GET THIS DIAMOND BAC NO NEVER EVER GETTIN THIS DIAMOND BACK * 561 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:48,755 * IT'S IN A PAWN SHOP NEXT TO THE LAUNDROMAT YOU AIN'T GONNA GE 562 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:54,427 THIS DIAMOND BACK * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 563 00:39:54,427 --> 00:40:00,367 >> Jimmy: COME ON! COME ON! THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 564 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:02,502 THERE. THEY CAN'T EVEN STAND UP TALLER 565 00:40:02,502 --> 00:40:06,773 CARLY PEARCE "29: WRITTEN IN STONE" IS OUT NOW. 566 00:40:06,773 --> 00:40:12,579 MY THANKS TO ANTHONY ANDERSON, ADAM DEVINE. CARLY PEARCE ONCE AGAIN! 567 00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:16,282 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS FANTASTIC AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 568 00:40:16,282 --> 00:40:19,119 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 569 00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:20,887 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE! 570 00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:20,887 BYE-BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *