1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:14,114 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:18,251 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:22,522 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -- REESE WITHERSPOON, 4 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:26,226 MIKE BIRBIGLIA MUSICAL GUEST, ROBERT PLANT AND ALISON KRAUSS, 5 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:35,201 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1574 6 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,571 >> Questlove: 1574 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:44,511 * 8 00:00:44,511 --> 00:01:03,396 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:07,067 THAT'S A FRIDAY CROWD RIGHT THERE. HELLO, WELCOME 10 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:13,340 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:15,742 WELL, GUYS, WE ARE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM CHRISTMAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:23,316 * JUST SEVEN MORE DAYS JUST EIGHT MORE SLEEPS 13 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:27,787 AND 900 MORE HALLMARK MOVIES THAT'S IT, WE'RE ALMOST THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 14 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:31,491 THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM CHRISTMAS. OR AS THE PANERA GIFT CARDS AT 15 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:34,794 WALGREENS CALL IT, "OUR TIME TO SHINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:37,097 THAT'S RIGHT CHRISTMAS IS JUST SEVEN DAYS AWAY, WHICH MEANS THAT YOU'LL 17 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:44,170 FINISH YOUR CHOCOLATE ADVENT CALENDAR IN 10 DAYS AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:46,573 AT THIS POINT, EVERYONE'S ADVENT CALENDAR IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE ABANDONED MOTEL 6. 19 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:52,278 IT'S SO SAD. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU COULD TELL THE WHOLE 20 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:56,216 CITY IS IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT. I MEAN, RIGHT NOW, TIMES SQUARE ELMO REEKS OF EGGNOG INSTEAD OF 21 00:01:56,216 --> 00:02:01,654 VODKA. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S JUST A -- 22 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,623 OF COURSE, THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN THEY SHOW ALL THE CLASSIC HOLIDAY MOVIES ON TV 23 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,593 AND I WAS WATCHING ONE LAST NIGHT. BUT I THINK THEY TRIED UPDATING 24 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,194 IT TOO MUCH TO MAKE IT CURRENT I DON'T KNOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE SCENE. 25 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:16,536 >> QUICK, QUICK. WE HAVE TO HURRY DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, 26 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:29,549 GUCCI, CHEUGY, FAYE, FEMME, EXTRA, TURNT, DANK, SWOLE, BOUGIE, YEET, THIRSTY, AF, 27 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:36,322 JOE BYRON, BING BONG [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 28 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,191 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BING BONG? BING BONG? 29 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:44,731 >> Steve: BING BONG? WHAT >> Jimmy: GET THIS, GUYS 30 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,801 ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL THIS YEAR, A MAJORITY OF PEOPLE STARTED THEIR CHRISTMAS 31 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,669 SHOPPING BEFORE NOVEMBER WELL, IT'S BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT MONTH IT SINCE MARCH OF 32 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:55,775 2020, BUT STILL. [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW IN A RECENT SURVEY THAT 33 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:59,112 MOST AMERICANS WOULD RATHER GET AN EXPERIENCE THAN A GIFT. WELL, THEIR PARTNER IS GOING TO 34 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,413 BE LIKE, "WELL, NOW YOU CAN ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE OF OWNING SOCKS. 35 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:06,586 THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS AMAZING. 36 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:10,523 EXPERTS PREDICT THAT BY THE END OF JANUARY, $120 BILLION WORTH OF GIFTS WILL BE RETURNED. 37 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:14,361 [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEP, ON CHRISTMAS MORNING, WE EXCHANGE PRESENTS. 38 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:21,067 AND ON CHRISTMAS AFTERNOON, WE EXCHANGE THE RECEIPTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,069 I READ THAT THIS YEAR'S TOP TOY GIFTS INCLUDE THE MAGIC MIXIES MAGICAL MISTING CAULDRON AND 40 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:26,940 WOWWEE'S GOT2GLOW FAIRY FINDER >> Steve: OOH, NICE! DID YOU GET EITHER ONE OF 41 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:31,411 THOSE? >> Jimmy: NO, I ENDED UP NOT GOING FOR A MAGIC MIXIES 42 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,381 MAGICAL MISTING CAULDRON OR WOWWEE'S GOT2GLOW FAIRY FINDER BUT I DID CONSIDER GETTING THE 43 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,449 WORLD OF WACKY WONDER WIZARD WORMS. [ LAUGHTER ] 44 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:42,088 >> Steve: NOT THE NERDY, NAUGHTY GNOMES >> Jimmy: I WAS TEMPTED BY THE 45 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:43,990 ENCHANTING EARL'S UNDERWATER OTTER OASIS. BUT I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT 46 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,425 PICKING UP SOME CHARMING, CHUCKY, ENCHANTING CHOO-CHOO-TRAIN-CHOMPING 47 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:49,329 CHIMPS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OOH, I LOVE THOSE. 48 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,097 ARE THOSE MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO MADE THE TOAD ONE >> Jimmy: TALKING ABOUT TWIGGY 49 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:56,569 THE TRENDY TWITTER TOAD OR TOMMY THE TICKLISH TEXAS TOAD? [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,304 >> Steve: EITHER ONE >> Jimmy: THEY WERE BOTH SOLD OUT. 51 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:02,776 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THEY ONLY HAD TALENTED TACKY'S TASTEFUL 52 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,412 TAP-DANCING, TANK-DIVING TURTLE TAXIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,280 AND THE FABULOUSLY, FANCY, FOAMING, FLUFFY THE FANTASTIC-FIGHTING FRENCH 54 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,116 FALCON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THOSE ARE GOOD 55 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:15,255 OPTIONS, BUT I ALSO HEARD THE BEST TOY OF THE YEAR IS -- >> Jimmy: "BAWITDABA, DA BANG, 56 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,890 DA BANG, DIGGY, DIGGY, DIGGY." SHAKE THE BOOGIE SAID UP JUMP THE BOOGIE" DOGS 57 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:21,294 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: EXACTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 58 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,763 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH YEAH, I HEARD THAT TOO 59 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,299 >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING YOUR KIDS THIS YEAR? >> Steve: A GIFT CARD TO 60 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,801 DUNKIN'. >> Jimmy: ME TOO >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 61 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:33,707 >> JIMMY AND HIGGINS RUN ON DUNKIN'. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 62 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:41,815 >> Jimmy: MOVING ON. >> Steve: OOH! >> Jimmy: THIS IS VERY FUNNY 63 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,983 A WOMAN IN CALIFORNIA GOT INTO THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT BY TURNING HER CUBICAL AT WORK INTO A 64 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:47,153 A GINGERBREAD HOUSE. THIS IS REAL CHECK THIS OUT 65 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:50,657 >> Steve: OH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE 66 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:53,293 OF THOSE HUTS WHERE MALL SANTAS GO TO VAPE ON THEIR BREAK. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,363 WHEN THEY SHOW AROUND -- WHEN THEY SHOW AROUND NEW EMPLOYEES, THEY'RE LIKE, "AND 68 00:04:56,363 --> 00:05:04,104 THAT'S CAROL SHE'S A LOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:13,079 "SHE'S - YEAH." FINALLY, I HEARD THAT THIS 70 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,548 MONTH, MARIAH CAREY'S "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU" BECAME THE FIRST HOLIDAY SONG 71 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:17,450 TO HIT 1 BILLION STREAMS ON SPOTIFY. >> Steve: OOH! 72 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:24,724 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE, THOSE ARE JUST STREAMS FROM ONE 73 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,426 CVS. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 74 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:28,661 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN COME ON. 75 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:29,896 * 76 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:46,646 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 77 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:52,218 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE'S STARS IN THE HIGHLY 78 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:57,357 ANTICIPATED ANIMATED MOVIE, "SING 2," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd 79 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:02,162 REESE WITHERSPOON IS HERE THIS EVENING WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:06,633 PLUS, I LOVE THIS GUY. HIS UPCOMING STAND-UP TOUR, "THE OLD MAN AND THE POOL," 81 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,269 KICKS OFF JANUARY 4th IN BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA MIKE BIRBIGLIA IS HERE 82 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:16,242 >> Steve: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HE'S ONE OF THE BEST 83 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:23,249 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ROBERT PLANT AND ALISON KRAUSS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 84 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,318 THEN, LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES." >> Steve: OOH! 85 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:29,923 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,458 GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY ONE SHOW LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK. 87 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:35,562 THIS IS IT WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" 88 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,664 TRADITION. IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 89 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:38,865 IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO 90 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,703 * 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 91 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:54,080 NO SHOWS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT. EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND 92 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,749 CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A BING-BONG CHRISTMAS SWEATER 93 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,119 FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. ARE YOU READY? 94 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:05,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, SINCE THIS IS THE LAST DAY, LET'S OPEN THE LAST DOOR. 95 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:12,766 DOOR NUMBER ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 96 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,200 >> I'M READY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HAPPY HOLIDAYS 97 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,703 >> HAPPY HOLIDAYS. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO RIGHT THERE. 98 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:19,439 LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 99 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:26,546 OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT IS SPECIAL. THAT IS SOMETHING SPECIAL RIGHT 100 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,181 THERE. TURN AROUND. WHAT DO WE GOT ON THE BACK 101 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:35,188 THERE? YEAH, THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,058 THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. NOW, LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER. 103 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,592 EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON 104 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:43,697 DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL PLEASE 105 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,198 >> Questlove: YES! [ DRUM ROLL >> Jimmy: WHO WANTS THIS 106 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:50,804 SWEATER? IT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:07:50,804 --> 00:08:08,855 THE LAST SWEATER GOES TO 120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 108 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:13,093 >> Jimmy: WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 109 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,629 WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE -- >> KRISTA FROM FLORIDA >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT'S YOUR 110 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,465 NAME AGAIN, SORRY? >> KRISTA FROM FLORIDA >> Jimmy: KRISTA FROM FLORIDA? 111 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:24,137 >> YES >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. OH, MY GOSH. 112 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,239 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BUT IN NEW YORK, IT'S A LITTLE COLD 113 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,375 I MEAN, YOU NEED TO GET -- [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, THE WEATHER IS A 114 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,876 A LITTLE -- IT GETS CHILLY AT NIGHTTIME. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS 115 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:34,748 AT HOME? >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,816 >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS PERFECT. THEN THIS IS PERFECT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON? 117 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,518 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NO, PLEASE, GO FOR IT 118 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:43,823 THE ROOTS.E * THERE'S NO RIGHT WAY TO PUT ITON 119 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:45,258 NOT REALLY A FRONT -- THERE'S NOT REALLY A FRONT OR BACK, EITHER 120 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,862 YOU KNOW, IT'S A VERY INTERESTING SWEATER. [ LAUGHTER ] 121 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,565 OH, NO, THIS IS GOING TO BE PERFECT FOR GOING OUT AFTER THE SHOW TONIGHT 122 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,968 LOOK AT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME 123 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,170 COME ON. YOU LOOK GREAT COME ON. 124 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:02,842 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I MEAN, JUST GORGEOUS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU. 125 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,477 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE >> THANK YOU 126 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,680 >> Jimmy: ONE MORE TIME. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR WINNER 127 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:15,622 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 128 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:20,226 BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST NIGHT OF "CHRISTMAS SWEATERS," WE WANT TO GO OUT WITH A BANG 129 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,828 SO PLEASE WELCOME FOR A VERY SPECIAL PERFORMANCE, THE RADIO CITY ROCKETTES 130 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:54,861 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 131 00:09:54,861 --> 00:10:03,937 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 132 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,674 THE ROCKETTES RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 133 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,442 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. STICK AROUND FOR "THANK YOU 134 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,145 NOTES. COME ON BACK, EVERYONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 135 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:35,702 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 136 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:39,639 TODAY IS FRIDAY. THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF 137 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:45,311 I -- I CHECK MY INBOX. I -- I CHECK MY E-MAILS. I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES 138 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,380 AND I WAS RUNNING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND 139 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,884 TODAY. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 140 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,286 ANYWAYS, I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT SOME THANK YOU NOTES, RIGHT NOW. 141 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:56,122 IS THAT COOL WITH YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 142 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,858 NOTE WRITING MUSIC PLEASE? * OH, YEAH 143 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:11,538 >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THREE WISE 144 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,740 MEN, BRINGING GIFTS OF GOLD, FRANKINCENSE AND MYRRH, FOR SHOWING US YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER 145 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:16,076 BEEN TO A BABY SHOWER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DIAPERS. 146 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:27,387 DIAPERS. * THANK YOU, TINSEL, FOR SHOWING 147 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,922 ME WHAT MY TREE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF IT WENT THROUGH A '70s GLAM ROCK PHASE 148 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:36,463 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: NICE [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:41,267 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CHRISTMAS, FOR BEING THAT SPECIAL TIME 150 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:46,106 WHERE WE REFLECT ON THE HOLY TRINITY. REGULAR, CHEESY AND CARAMEL. 151 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,242 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MIX THEM BOTH. >> Jimmy: OH, YOU REBEL! 152 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:59,319 * THANK YOU, CHRISTMAS LAWN INFLATABLES IN THE MORNING, FOR 153 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,620 LOOKING LIKE FROSTY WENT A A LITTLE TOO HARD THE NIGHT BEFORE 154 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:05,658 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "OH, NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!" 155 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,627 [ LAUGHTER ] "WAKE UP WAKE UP, FROSTY! 156 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:11,331 >> Steve: "BLOW ME UP! >> Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:19,439 >> Steve: "OH, FROSTY. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CHRISTMAS 158 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:23,476 DINNER, FOR BASICALLY PANICKING AND BEING LIKE, "LET'S JUST DO THANKSGIVING AGAIN, PLUS HAM 159 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:27,514 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DON'T KNOW 160 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:32,986 I -- SURE. * THANK YOU, STORES THAT OFFER 161 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,788 GIFT WRAPPING, FOR BEING A FUN WAY OF ASKING, "HEY, WANT TO BE STUCK HERE FOR AN EXTRA 162 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:42,829 40 MINUTES?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: UGH! 163 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:51,271 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WRAPPING GIFTS YOURSELF, FOR TAKING TEN 164 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,173 SECONDS TO GO FROM, "THIS IS COMING OUT GREAT," TO, "I MEAN, I DON'T NEED TO COVER THE WHOLE 165 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,910 BOX. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "NO ONE LOOKS AT THE BOTTOM. 166 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,545 >> Steve: YEAH, IF IT LOOKS -- >> Jimmy: "IT LOOKS GORGEOUS, TAKE A PICTURE OF IT 167 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:02,148 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SAVE THAT WRAPPING PAPER 168 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:06,252 WE'RE USE IT NEXT YEAR." * THANK YOU, EGGNOG, FOR EASILY 169 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:12,325 BEING ONE OF THE TOP FIVE NOGS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EASILY 170 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:19,532 >> Steve: EASILY, YEAH * >> THANK YOU, RUDOLPH SAVING 171 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,334 CHRISTMAS, FOR PROVING THAT SANTA CAN MAKE TRULY ANYTHING IN HIS WORKSHOP AS LONG AS IT'S 172 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:28,408 NOT HEADLIGHTS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "RUDOLPH, YOU GET IN FRONT 173 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:35,715 AND -- >> Steve: "OH, NO. * 174 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,317 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SUGAR PLUMS, FOR SOUNDING SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE SOMEONE JUST 175 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:45,225 TRYING TO REBRAND PRUNES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "THEY'RE SUGAR PLUMS." 176 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,294 >> Steve: IS THAT THE LAST ONE OF 2021? >> Jimmy: WOW. 177 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,131 [ AUDIENCE GROANS >> Jimmy: IT'S IS THE LAST ONE OF 2021. 178 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:56,102 WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER SHARING THIS EXPERIENCE. >> Steve: NICE 179 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,471 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "I SHOULD'VE --" >> Jimmy: I KNOW 180 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:02,609 I LOVE IT. I'M SO HAPPY WELL, I WANT TO THANK EACH AND 181 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,144 EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT. LAUGHING 182 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:09,182 [ CHEERS ] CHEERING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 183 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:12,552 HOOTING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOLLERING. 184 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:22,495 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YELLING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 185 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:27,100 WHISPERING [ LAUGHTER ] LOVING 186 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:32,572 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] CARING [ AUDIENCE OOHS 187 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,075 BEING JEALOUS. >> Steve: AH [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:40,447 * >> Jimmy: BEING -- [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:49,756 YEAH * THANK YOU, SANTA CLAUS, FOR 190 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,225 FESTIVELY TESTING THE LIMITS OF BREAKING AND ENTERING LAWS THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 191 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:56,296 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S THE LAST THANK YOU NOTE OF 2021. 192 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,931 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH REESE WITHERSPOON, EVERYONE. COME ON BACK 193 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:17,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 194 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,386 OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS STARRING AS THE VOICE OF ROSITA IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW FILM, 195 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:24,657 "SING 2," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd PLEASE WELCOME 196 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,493 THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd PLEASE WELCOME REESE WITHERSPOON! 197 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:50,083 * * 198 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,985 WHO DOESN'T LOVE REESE WITHERSPOON? WELCOME BACK - 199 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:54,387 >> OH, YOU'RE SWEET. >> Jimmy: -- TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 200 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:58,324 >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANKS SO MUCH FOR 201 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,859 COMING ON. I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN PERSON 202 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,629 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: AND THE HOLIDAYS >> LAST TIME I SAW YOU, IT WAS 203 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,031 ON ZOOM, AND IT WAS JUST -- SO - >> Jimmy: IT'S SO TOUGH, BUT 204 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,267 IT'S - >> IT'S NICE TO BE HERE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 205 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:11,871 I APPRECIATE IT. WE ALL APPRECIATE IT TOO >> IT'S THE AMBIENCE 206 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,740 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 207 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,874 HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND THE FAM. WHAT GOES ON IN 208 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,745 REESE WITHERSPOON AND THE HOLIDAYS >> OH, YEAH, GOSH, WELL, LOTS 209 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,816 OF SINGING OF CHRISTMAS CAROLS >> Jimmy: YES. >> I LIKE -- 210 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,352 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A CAROLER? DO YOU GO OUT AND LIKE - >> OH, I MEAN, I DON'T THINK 211 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,620 SO >> Jimmy: JUST IN THE HOUSE. >> ANYMORE 212 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,689 WHEN I WAS A KID WE USED TO GO DOOR TO DOOR >> Jimmy: YOU DID? 213 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,558 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> I GREW UP GOING DOOR TO 214 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,294 DOOR, BUT NOW I JUST STAY HOME AND WATCH MICHAEL BUBLE'S SPECIAL AND SING ALONG 215 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:37,230 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES NOW, YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. 216 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,866 >> I LOVE THE BUBS >> Jimmy: ARE YOU? I LOVE THE BUBS. 217 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,735 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, IT'S 218 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,236 WEIRD, YEAH. IT SOUNDED WEIRDER WHEN I SAID IT, I DON'T KNOW WHY, ALL 219 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:49,576 RIGHT, BUT I - WE LOVE THE BUBLE. >> WE LOVE MICHAEL BUBLE 220 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,746 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT JUST HAPPENED >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT THAT 221 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,281 HAPPENED SORRY, IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S MY - 222 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,450 >> I HAVE A FRIEND WHO CALLS HIM MICHAEL BUBS [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:02,055 >> Jimmy: MICHAEL BUBS >> BECAUSE THEY KNOW HIM >> Jimmy: NO, I THINK YOU WERE 224 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,791 MEANING LIKE - >> BUT NOBODY CALLS HIM THAT >> Jimmy: JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU 225 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:08,161 CALL HIM - >> THAT WAS SO WEIRD YOU CALLED BIEBS THE BUBS. 226 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,463 >> Jimmy: THE BIEBS. JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU CALL HIM BIEBS, MICHAEL BUBLE THE BUBS. 227 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,198 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THE BUBS, YEAH, I MEAN - 228 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,734 >> MAYBE IT'S BUB -- BUBBLY. OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: BUT, YEAH, I LOVE THE 229 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,703 BUBBLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> QUEST, HELP 230 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,206 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO NO, NO YOU'RE IN THIS NOW 231 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,776 YOU'RE IN THIS NOW >> IS IT HOT IN HERE >> Jimmy: NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, 232 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,046 PLEASE LOOK, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT 233 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:30,684 YOU KNOW, I FOLLOW YOU ON ALL THE SOCIALS AND -- >> OH, MY GOD. 234 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:33,420 >> Jimmy: -- AND I -- YOU'RE VERY -- YOU'RE VERY CRAFTY YOU LOVE TO COOK 235 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,822 >> I LOVE A CRAFTERNOON, Y'ALL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH - 236 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,791 >> WHEN YOU CRAFT IN THE AFTERNOON, IT'S CRAFTERNOON. [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:43,263 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MAKING UP ALL SORTS OF NEW WORDS CRAFTERNOON. 238 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:48,068 YOU HAVE TO TRADEMARK THAT >> OH, MY GOSH BUT YOU -- LOOK AT THIS. 239 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,236 THIS IS YOU MAKING A A GINGERBREAD HOUSE. >> OH, YEAH. 240 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,771 >> Jimmy: THIS CRUSHES WHAT I WAS MAKING FOR MY KID, OH, MY GOSH 241 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,873 [ APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S A VERY SPECIAL PATTERN AND -- 242 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:58,078 >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S SO MUCH FUN. >> MOST OF THE MATERIALS WERE 243 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,646 EATEN BY THE END >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT MY KIDS DO, THEY DO IT, AND THEN 244 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,014 THEY JUST WAIT AND THEY'RE LIKE, "CAN I JUST TAKE THAT OFF? 245 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,149 I GO -- "JUST DESTROY IT AND EAT IT." >> JUST EAT IT, JUST EAT IT, 246 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,218 YEAH >> Jimmy: JUST GO FOR IT, I MEAN - 247 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,620 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- WAS YOUR MOM INTO GINGERBREAD HOUSES 248 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,224 WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP AND LIKE DID THAT FOR YOU OR - >> YEAH. 249 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:14,361 MY -- WELL, WE GREW UP PARTIALLY IN GERMANY, 'CAUSE MY DAD WAS IN THE MILITARY, SO WE 250 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,029 ALWAYS HAD GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND, LIKE, GERMAN CANDIES AND STUFF LIKE THAT. 251 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:21,534 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HAD A FAMILY -- 252 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,504 KATRINA WALMSLEY, THE WALMSLEYS, AND THEY WOULD -- WE WOULD GO OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, 253 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,239 AND HER MOM MADE ALL THESE DIFFERENT PIECES OF THE HOUSE AND HAD FROSTING FOR PEOPLE, 254 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,574 AND WE WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH." AND THAT WAS LIKE A TRADITION. 255 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:31,044 >> LIKE A PERFECT MOM. >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE BEST. I LOVED IT 256 00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:33,113 I GO, "OH, MY GOSH," IT WAS SO COOL AND LIKE - 257 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:37,050 >> MS. WALMSLEY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, MS. WALMSLEY, YEAH 258 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,052 >> MAKING EVERYBODY'S CHILDHOOD MAGICAL. THANK YOU MS. WALMSLEY 259 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:40,653 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE REALLY DID, YEAH I WILL SAY, SEASON TWO OF 260 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,622 "MORNING SHOW. >> AW, DID YOU LIKE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 261 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,658 >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT >> OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY LIKED IT. 262 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:51,264 LOVED IT >> THANK YOU IT WAS FUN 263 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,199 >> Jimmy: YOU TOOK IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL, AND YOU WERE -- WE TALKED ABOUT IT ON ZOOM, BUT IT 264 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,668 IS VERY TOPICAL. IT IS CONTROVERSIAL, BUT YOU NAILED EVERY SINGLE LITTLE 265 00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,137 DETAIL AND I'M LIKE - >> THANK YOU 266 00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:01,007 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THAT WAS ANOTHER GREAT ONE AND I JUST BINGED OUT, TOO, 267 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,009 'CAUSE I JUST WENT CRAZY, AND THEN - BIG TWIST. 268 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,912 >> BIG TWIST >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> OH, YEAH. 269 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,647 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> NO, I DON'T 270 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,283 [ LAUGHTER ] OH OH, YEAH 271 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,754 OKAY OH, RIGHT, YES >> Jimmy: BIG TWIST. 272 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:18,258 BIG TWIST FOR ME, MAN. OH, MY GOSH. ANYWAY - 273 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,628 >> YEAH. DID YOU RECOVER THOUGH YOU WERE OKAY? 274 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,763 >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVED EVERY SECOND 275 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,131 OF IT. I DID NOT SEE THAT THING COMING 276 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,100 >> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT >> Jimmy: BUT THERE'S SO MANY 277 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,501 OTHER THINGS, I GO, "THAT'S SUCH A WELL WRITTEN WAY OF DOING THAT." 278 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,839 >> IT IS SUCH A WELL-WRITTEN SHOW >> Jimmy: BECAUSE WHAT IF THAT 279 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,174 ACTUALLY -- THE SITUATION THAT HAPPENED, HOW WOULD PEOPLE REACT? 280 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,644 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? IT WAS JUST GREAT. >> RIGHT, WELL, Y'ALL PROBABLY 281 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,412 HAVE SOME OF THOSE EXPERIENCES, 'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUT ON A SHOW EVERY SINGLE DAY OR TWO 282 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,082 SHOWS OR THREE SHOWS, SO - >> Jimmy: YEP. >> IT'S -- YEAH. 283 00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:46,586 >> Jimmy: IT'S WILD. >> IT'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, WITH 284 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:53,460 DIFFERENT MOTIVATIONS AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU HAD SUCH A BUSY YEAR 285 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,662 BUT I WILL SAY, I WANT TO SHOW THE COVER OF "TIME." YOU'RE ON THE COVER "TIME 286 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,064 MAGAZINE." NOT TOO SHABBY, RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 287 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:03,636 HELLO, SUNSHINE. AND THEN, THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE. 288 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:07,340 AND YOU CAN -- I MEAN, REACT TO THIS, BUT JUST, I THINK IT'S SO COOL 289 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:12,812 YOU'RE ON "FORBES," THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL WOMEN, 2021. HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU. 290 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:17,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN LOOK UP HERE. LOOK UP HERE 291 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,020 THAT'S THE QUEEN, RIGHT THERE, YEAH >> OH, YEAH. 292 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,122 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU AND THE QUEEN. >> I CALL HER Q.E. 293 00:20:22,122 --> 00:20:26,826 >> Jimmy: YOU CALL HER Q.E.? >> YEAH, BUT YOU CALL HER -- NO, I'M PROBABLY JUST -- CLOSE 294 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,661 FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: I CALL HER QUEEN I'M QUEENY 295 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,864 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> I NEVER MET THE QUEEN 296 00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:32,999 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SING 2" AND THEN SHOW A CLIP OF THAT 297 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,367 WHEN WE COME BACK. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: MORE WITH 298 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,770 REESE WITHERSPOON, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 299 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:56,322 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 300 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,158 EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH REESE WITHERSPOON WHO STARS IN 301 00:20:58,158 --> 00:21:03,763 SING 2." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE BACK AS THE VOICE OF 302 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,267 ROSITA >> YES >> IS IT FUN TO GET BACK WITH 303 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:12,272 THE CAST I KNOW YOU DID A LITTLE PRESS, BUT -- 304 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,574 >> OH, MY GOSH IT HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN. WE WENT AND THEY HAD THE 305 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,209 PREMIERE OF THE SHOW, AND IT WAS ALL LITTLE KIDS IN A A THEATER. 306 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:21,748 AND THEY WERE ALL STANDING UP AND SINGING ALL THE SONGS. AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A MOVIE 307 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:26,920 WHERE I SAW PEOPLE STAND UP AND SING AND CHEER AND IT WAS JUST PURE MAGIC 308 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,223 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET NERVOUS THAT YOU HAD TO PERFORM AN ARIANA GRANDE SONG 309 00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:33,259 >> YEAH, I HAD TO SING PRINCE, ARIANA GRANDE, U2 -- I WAS SO SCARED. 310 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,129 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE LIKE, "OH, MY -- WHAT IS GOING ON?" >> I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS NOT 311 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:41,167 GOING TO BE GOOD." BUT IT WAS REALLY GREAT. HARVEY MASON DID THE -- HE 312 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,770 PRODUCED IT AND HE IS AMAZING. AND HE MADE ME -- I WAS LIKE, "MAKE ME SOUND GOOD. 313 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:49,342 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE WAS LIKE, "I GOT YOU." >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU MET ARIANA? 314 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,411 >> HAVE I MET HER? NO, I'VE TALKED TO HER, BECAUSE SHE DID A "LEGALLY BLONDE" 315 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:55,315 VIDEO. LIKE, SHE DID AN HOMAGE TO ELLE WOODS, WHICH WAS SO SWEET 316 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,951 AND THOUGHTFUL AND - >> Jimmy: SHE'S ONE OF THE MOST FUN -- YOU WOULD TOTALLY GET ON 317 00:21:57,951 --> 00:22:00,720 WITH HER SHE'S SO GREAT >> I WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT, 318 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,256 JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MAYBE YOU CAN -- YOU KNOW 319 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,525 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I COULD TOTALLY HOOK YOU GUYS UP >> HOOK A FRIEND UP. 320 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,327 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM, MAN. YEAH, I ALSO HAVE BUB'S NUMBER 321 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,362 AS WELL. >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:13,733 >> Jimmy: NOW LOOK HE IS NOT IN THIS FILM, BUT MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IS, 323 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:15,902 SCARLETT JOHANSSON >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN THE ADDITION 324 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:19,305 TO THE CAST IS BONO. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: COME ON. 325 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:23,243 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BONO, PHARRELL, HALSEY? >> Jimmy: OH YEAH, I KNOW, 326 00:22:23,243 --> 00:22:25,078 THAT'S -- YEAH - >> HALSEY HAS THE MOST AMAZING NUMBER, AND THEN WE ALL HAD -- 327 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:26,746 THERE'S LIKE SEVEN MUSICAL NUMBERS AT THE END WHERE EVERYBODY'S DANCING AND SINGING 328 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,081 IN THESE BEAUTIFUL COSTUMES, AND I'M TELLING YOU IT WAS LIKE - 329 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:34,120 EVERYBODY WAS SINGING. IT WAS SO FUN. >> Jimmy: ISN'T IT FUN TO DO, 330 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,989 LIKE, A MOVIE LIKE THAT, AND, LIKE, A BIG ANIMATED MOVIE THAT'S JUST GORGEOUS AND JUST 331 00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:37,390 EVERYONE LOVES AND WE ALL NEED IT RIGHT NOW TOO >> IT'S SUCH A DREAM 332 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:41,394 IT'S SUCH A DREAM. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S REESE WITHERSPOON AS 333 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:42,896 HERE'S REESE WITHERSPOON AS ROSITA IN "SING 2. TAKE A LOOK. 334 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:52,672 WAIT 335 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:59,479 * >> LISTEN YOU GUYS, I HAVE DREAMT OF PERFORMING IN 336 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:06,052 RED SHORE CITY SINCE I WAS A A LITTLE KID AND BESIDES, I JUST CONVINCED 337 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,821 MY HUSBAND TO BABYSIT FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, AND I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE AN OPPORTUNITY 338 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:12,225 LIKE THAT. SO COME ON WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. 339 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,627 >> AWW >> Jimmy: COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 340 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:18,365 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE IT'S HOPEFUL GO CHECK OUT THIS MOVIE. 341 00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:21,634 I LOVED IT REESE WITHERSPOON, EVERYBODY "SING 2" OPENS IN THEATERS 342 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:26,940 DECEMBER 22nd. MIKE BIRBIGLIA JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 343 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:46,760 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 344 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,829 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE OUR NEXT GUEST ON HIS NEW STAND-UP TOUR "THE OLD MAN AND THE POOL," 345 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:54,434 WHICH KICKS OFF JANUARY, 4th IN BURKLEY, CALIFORNA CHECK OUT BRIBIGS.COM FOR 346 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:57,837 DATES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME, MIKE BIRBIGLIA. 347 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:30,370 MIKE BRIBIGLIA RIGHT THERE >> "OLD MAN LOOK AT A MY LIFE. OH THAT'S NICE 348 00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:36,843 BECAUSE IT'S A NEW SHOW AND SO IT'S CALLED "OLD MAN AND POOL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 349 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:39,446 >> AND I LOVE NEIL YOUNG THAT'S REALLY NICE >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, 350 00:24:39,446 --> 00:24:41,414 RIGHT? THE NEW SHOW IS CALLED "THE OLD MAN AND THE POOL." 351 00:24:41,414 --> 00:24:45,085 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I LUCKY TO SEE ONE OF THE FIRST PREVIEW'S OF 352 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:51,825 THIS >> YEAH, YEAH. THIS IS ALL A WORK IN PROGRESS 353 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:57,697 AND I'M GOING TO BURKLEY IN JANUAURY FOR THREE WEEKS IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE FIRST 354 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,899 STRECH OF SHOWS. I'M DOING LIKE 21 PERFORMANCES IN JANUARY 355 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:02,202 I'M REALLY EXCITED >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. >> YEAH IT'S WILD, RIGHT 356 00:25:02,202 --> 00:25:04,804 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU COULD JUST RELOCATE THAT'S GOING TO -- 357 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:08,408 I MEAN, THE FIRST TIME REALLY DOING THIS SINCE COVID AND ALL THIS STUFF 358 00:25:08,408 --> 00:25:13,546 I MEAN, ARE YOU EXCITED FOR ALL THIS >> I -- MY SISTER PATTY LIVES 359 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:17,283 IN THE BAY AREA. AND SO IT WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST PLACE WHEN I STARTED OUT 360 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:20,787 AS A ROAD COMIC THAT I WANTED TO PERFORM WAS THE BAY AREA SO I COULD VISIT MY SISTER PATTY. 361 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:24,591 IT'S LIKE A SWEET THING, YOU KNOW AND THE PROBLEM WITH GETTING 362 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:27,227 BOOKED THERE WHEN YOU'RE STARTING OUT IS THAT THERE ARE TONS OF GREAT LOCAL COMICS 363 00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:30,397 AND SO THEY DON'T REALLY WANT YOU. LIKE, GERNEALLY, THEY'RE LIKE 364 00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:32,132 "WE'RE GOOD. AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, I'LL COME." 365 00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:34,868 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "NAH, NAH. >> Jimmy: NO, WE'RE FINE YEAH, WE ACTUALLY HAVE - 366 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,736 >> YEAH. NO, NO, WE HAVE COMIDIENS, YOU KNOW 367 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,371 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I WAS STARTING OUT 368 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:48,114 I WAS AN OPENER. AND THE GUY -- THIS GUY WHO OWN A CLUB, HE GOES LIKE, "YOU CAN 369 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:50,717 WORK FOR A WEEK IN SAN FRANSICO, BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR MY CLUB FOR A WEEK 370 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,119 IN SACAMENTO WITH NO HOTEL WHICH IN SHOW BUSINESS, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO NOT HAVE A 371 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,088 A HOTEL. BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIVE IN SACRAMENTO 372 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:58,625 LIKE, I DON'T LIVE IN SACRAMENTO >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW ARE YOU 373 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:02,028 GOING DO IT? >> WHAT AM I GOING TO DO SO I STAYED AT MY SISTER 374 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:06,132 PATTY'S COUCH IN SAN FRANSICO AND THEN I COMMUTED 100 MILES EVERDAY TO SACRAMENTO FOR 375 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:10,837 A WEEK AND -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S COMMITMENT 376 00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:16,309 RIGHT THERE. >> RIGHT AND SO THEN, THE REASON I 377 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:20,580 REALLY REMEMBER IT IS THAT I WAS BACKSTAGE AT THE SACRAMENTO PUNCH LINE AND SOMEONE OFFERED 378 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,083 ME MARAJUANA AND I DON'T USE SUBSTANCES BEFORE I PERFORM 379 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,385 I NEVER HAD. AND I GO, "WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? 380 00:26:25,385 --> 00:26:29,089 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS -- 381 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:41,234 [ LAUGHTER ] -- SO WHAT IT WAS -- BECAUSE I'M LIKE A PERSON WHO LIKE WHEN 382 00:26:41,234 --> 00:26:43,737 YOU SMOKE POT I'M THE LEAST FUN PERSON TO SMOKE POT WITH I'M THE GUY WHO'S ALWAYS LIKE, 383 00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:47,774 "DO YOU GUYS HATE ME?" [ LAUGHTER ] "WHY DOES MY HEART HURT? 384 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:52,712 "DO I HAVE RICKETS?" LIKE I'M THAT GUY. AND SO I -- I TOOK ONE DRAG. 385 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:58,818 ONE DRAG AND WALKED ON STAGE I FORGOT MY ACT. [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,687 FORGOT MY NAME [ LAUGHTER ] AND I FORGOT THAT I WAS 387 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:05,392 A COMEDIAN >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, I'LL ACT IT OUT 388 00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:08,561 IF THE CAMERAS CAN FOLLOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I'M UP - 389 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:12,932 [ LIGHT CLAPPING ] THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,669 YEAH, YEAH ACTUALLY, NO, THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO DO I 391 00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:18,071 INTRODUCE YOU? PLEASE WELCOME MIKE BRIBIGLIA. * 392 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,706 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, WAIT. CAN I DO IT OVER HERE? 393 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:24,310 YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: PLEASE WELCOME MIKE BRIBIGLIA 394 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:30,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> HEY 395 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:38,391 [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] FOR 30 SECONDS 396 00:27:38,391 --> 00:27:45,832 [ LAUGHTER ] FOR 30 SECOND. "HEY." 397 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,234 PLEASE WELCOME YOU'RE HEADLINER TOM ROAD [ LAUGHTER ] 398 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:53,373 NO ACT I HAD NO JOKES I TOLD NO JOKES. 399 00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:55,475 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON FOR 20 MINUTES I DID 30 SECONDS OF STANDING 400 00:27:55,475 --> 00:28:01,147 THERE. AND I NEVER USE A SUBSTANCE BEFORE WALKING ON STAGE EVER 401 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,016 AGAIN. YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 402 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:09,556 THAT'S A GOOD LESSON TO LEARN. YEAH >> AND THEN I STAYED AT 403 00:28:09,556 --> 00:28:11,858 A MOTEL. THAT NIGHT I USED MY PAYCHECK FROM THE ENTIRE WEEK TO PUT 404 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,927 MYSELF UP IN SACRAMENTO HOTEL. >> Jimmy: MY GOD >> YEAH, I KNOW. 405 00:28:13,927 --> 00:28:16,229 >> Jimmy: SO YOU ENEDED UP DOING -- SO, WHERE ARE YOU STAYING NOW? 406 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:21,134 >> I'M STAYIGN -- OH, MAN. LAST TIME I WAS AT BERKELEY -- THE LAST SHOW I DID WAS CALLED 407 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:26,606 "THE NEW ONE," WHICH WAS ACROSS THE STREET ON BROADWAY >> Jimmy: I LOVE "THE NEW ONE. 408 00:28:26,606 --> 00:28:28,575 >> THE ACCORD THEATER THERE. AND IT'S SO NOSTALGIC TO BE HERE 409 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:29,943 YEAH, BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT AROUND CHRISTMAS LIKE THREE YEARS AGO. 410 00:28:29,943 --> 00:28:38,752 AND I DID IT AT BERKELEY REPERTOIRE THEATER WHICH IS WHERE I'M GOING. 411 00:28:38,752 --> 00:28:43,223 AND I STAYED IN THE AIRBNB, WHICH I FIND TO BE A DISHONEST ACRONYM. 412 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:46,059 NO BREAKFAST [ LAUGHTER ] STILL WAITING ON THE BREAKFAST 413 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:51,531 >> Jimmy: THE BED, SURE. >> AIR-B-AND WE LIVE NEARBY. [ LAUGHTER ] 414 00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:58,638 AND SO WE STAYED AT AN AIRBNB. IT WAS MY WIFE JEN AND OUR DAUGHTER UNA WHO WAS THREE AT 415 00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:02,042 THE TIME AND WE LOVED IT. IT WAS A PRISTINE PLACE. 416 00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:03,677 BUT THEN WE REALIZED FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT WE ARE NOT PRISTINE PEOPLE. 417 00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:07,480 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO >> I THINK WE'RE MESSY PEOPLE. 418 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,282 BECAUSE AFTERWARDS WE MESSAGED THEM WE'RE LIKE, "WE'D LOVE TO STAY 419 00:29:09,282 --> 00:29:17,891 HERE AGAIN." TO THE OWNERS OF THE BNB THEY WERE LIKE "YOU SHOULD 420 00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:21,261 VISIT THE CITY AGAIN." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS, LIKE, "AT YOUR 421 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,431 APARTMENT. AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WE WISH YOU WELL IN YOUR LIFE. 422 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:30,036 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: WE WISH YOU WELL IN YOUR LIFE. 423 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:33,073 >> "WE WISH OUR LIFE WAS AT YOUR APARTMENT." AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WE WISH TO 424 00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:35,909 NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. SO THIS TIME I'M STAYING IN A HOTEL. 425 00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:39,512 >> Jimmy: YOU DOING A HOTEL. >> YEAH. IN SACRAMENTO. 426 00:29:39,512 --> 00:29:42,816 I MEAN, I'M COMMUTING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TO BERKLY ALL THE WAY 427 00:29:42,816 --> 00:29:45,318 FROM - YEAH, YOU CAN'T. YOU GOT TO - 428 00:29:45,318 --> 00:29:50,890 ONCE YOU CAN'T GET TOO BIG YOU GOT TO CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF. 429 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:57,764 >> YEAH, YEAH. ABSOULTLY. YEAH 430 00:29:57,764 --> 00:29:59,733 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR PODCAST, "WORKING IT OUT. WHICH IS I LISTENED TO MAYBE 431 00:29:59,733 --> 00:30:01,935 TWO PODCASTS >> WHICH ONEA? >> Jimmy: "WORKING IT OUT" IS 432 00:30:01,935 --> 00:30:05,438 ONE. >> "WORKING IT OUT." >> Jimmy: "SMART LIST" MAYBE 433 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:08,375 >> "SMART LIST" IS SO GOOD YOU WERE GREAT ON "SMART LIST. AND I WANT TO YOU COME ON MY 434 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:14,514 PODCAST. I KEEP TEXTING YOU DO I HAVE THE RIGHT NUMBER 435 00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:17,017 646 -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT 436 00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:19,185 >> DO YOU WANT JIMMY ON THE PODCAST OR NOT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 437 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:21,621 DO YOU WANT JIMMY ON THE PODCAST OR NOT 646 -- 438 00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:26,726 >> Jimmy: DON'T GIVE OUT MY NUMBER >> NO, NO. 439 00:30:26,726 --> 00:30:31,664 THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT? YOU COME THE "TONIGHT SHOW." >> Jimmy: YEAH 440 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,733 >> AND THEN YOU GET THE PHONE NUMBER AND THEN YOU TEXT. 441 00:30:33,733 --> 00:30:35,268 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CLOSE TO MY NUMBER >> 646 - 442 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,570 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> GO AHEAD. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU HAVE MY 443 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:40,940 NUMBER >> QUEST >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE MY NUMBER WE 444 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:44,878 TEXTED >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR PODCAST 445 00:30:44,878 --> 00:30:49,049 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T DONE STAND-UP IN SUCH A LONG TIME. >> YEAH. 446 00:30:49,049 --> 00:30:51,551 I'M PULLING OUT JOKES FROM THE PODCAST. BECAUSE I WORK OUT JOKES ON THE 447 00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:53,186 PODCAST. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE REACHING FOR WEAPON 448 00:30:53,186 --> 00:30:57,023 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING 449 00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,758 BUT YOU WERE DOING THIS WHILE I WAS GOING. AND I GO - 450 00:30:58,758 --> 00:31:00,527 UH-HUH UH-HUH YEAH 451 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:06,099 YEAH AND WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT, MAN? 452 00:31:06,099 --> 00:31:10,370 BUT I HAVEN'T DONE STAND-UP IN SO LONG THAT I LOVE LISTENING TO IT. 453 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:11,671 BECAUSE YOU GET A GREAT COMEDIAN ON AND YOU TALK ABOUT -- 454 00:31:11,671 --> 00:31:17,477 YOU TAG TAGS OR YOU TALK ABOUT TAGS SO IF YOU HAVE A GREAT JOKE. 455 00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:20,647 YOU GO, "YEAH, THAT'S GOOD." OR COULD END IS THIS WAY >> YEAH. 456 00:31:20,647 --> 00:31:22,449 >> Jimmy: AND THEN THEY GO "YEAH. OR KEEP TO IT SAME WAY I JUST 457 00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:26,653 HAD IT I'M NOT GOING TO TAG AT ALL. AND YOU KIND OF GET IN A NERDY 458 00:31:26,653 --> 00:31:29,923 FIGHT, BUT IT'S FUNNY. PETE HOMES IS I ONE OF MY -- >> PETE HOMES IS GREAT 459 00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:32,425 ROY WOOD J.R JOHN MULLANEY. >> Jimmy: JOHN MULLANEY IS 460 00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:38,565 FANTASTIC. >> YOU TEXTED ME ABOUT ASHLAND BEE WHEN SHE WAS ON. 461 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:43,603 SHE WAS REALLY GOOD. >> SHE WAS SO GOOD >> Jimmy: I JUST LOVE IT 462 00:31:43,603 --> 00:31:46,306 I JUST LOVE HOW IT'S SO INTERESTING, BUT ALSO SO FUNNY AND YOU GO, LIKE I MISS THOSE 463 00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:47,841 DAYS OF TALKING TO COMDIANS AND GETTING IN IN THE NUANCE OF A JOKE 464 00:31:47,841 --> 00:31:49,309 >> HERE'S SOME JOKES ON "WORKING OUT." THESE MAY OR MAY NOT MAKE IT 465 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:55,849 INTO THE SHOW. THIS IS HOW THE SHOW WORKS I SAY JOKES THAT AREN'T DONE 466 00:31:55,849 --> 00:32:00,754 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO >> I WAS AT A CAFE IN BROOKLYN AND THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO 467 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:05,358 SAID TO HER SON, HE'S LIKE SIX-YEARS-OLD. SHE GOES, "ARROW, IF I DON'T 468 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:09,396 GET MY COFFEE SOON I WILL DIE, LITERALLY. AND I WANTED TO SAY TO THIS 469 00:32:09,396 --> 00:32:13,533 WOMAN, LIKE, "MA'AM, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO TEACH YOUR SON THE MEANING OF 470 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:23,076 THE WORD 'LITERALLY.'" [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE HE THINKS -- IF HE 471 00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:28,748 THINKS THAT THAT'S THE MEANING OF THE WORD, HE MIGHT THINK HE, HIMSELF IS AN ARROW. 472 00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:30,483 AND IF HE IS AN ARROW AND HE HUGS YOU, YOU MIGHT DIE, LITERALLY. 473 00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:35,522 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOUTLEY. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS A GREAT JOKE. 474 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:37,490 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU MIGHT DIE, LITERALLY 475 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:42,095 THAT'S FANTASTIC >> OH, THERE WE ARE. >> Jimmy: SO GOOD. 476 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:45,799 "AN ARROW, LITERALLY." IT'S SO GREAT. YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 477 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:47,634 I LOVE THAT ONE. >> I LOVE YOU WERE ABLE TO FINISH IT. 478 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:54,207 [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT WELL READ. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY 479 00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:55,942 IS OUR DAUGHTERS ARE BEST FRIEND >> OUR DAUGHTERS ARE FRIENDS 480 00:32:55,942 --> 00:33:01,748 AND BOTH LOVE JOKES. >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND MY DAUGHTER ALWAYS -- 481 00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:05,585 [ LAUGHTER ] ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT BEING A COMEDIAN THAT'S FUN IS THAT 482 00:33:05,585 --> 00:33:09,956 YOU GET TO MAKE UP JOKES FOR CHILD. MY DAUGHTER'S SIX. 483 00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:13,560 YOU'RE DAUGHTER'S EIGHT. >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND THEY LOVE IT. 484 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,729 AND IT'S GREAT AND IT'S LIKE, " OH, I'M DOING ONE THING RIGHT. 485 00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:19,466 >> Jimmy: YES. >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 486 00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:21,434 ONE THING RIGHT. AND SO LIKE, WE WERE READING A A BOOK THE OTHER NIGHT ABOUT 487 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:25,472 PENGUINS SO I JUST THOUGHT -- WHAT DOES A PENGUIN SAY TO HER PARENTS 488 00:33:25,472 --> 00:33:28,842 WHEN SHE IS HUNGRY AND SHE IS LIKE. WHAT 489 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:34,214 AND I'M LIKE "WADDLE WE HAVE FOR DINNER?" [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:41,087 DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO LAUGH. IT'S NOT FOR YOU 491 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:45,692 I WRITE SOME JOKES FOR YOU AND AND I WRITE SOME JOKES FOR MY DAUGHTER 492 00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:49,963 WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW AS AN AUDIENCE IS THAT IT KILLED [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:33:49,963 --> 00:33:52,999 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: WADDLE WE HAVE FOR DINNER 494 00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:58,271 HOW DO YOU DO IT >> SO -- BACK TO THE GROWNUP JOKES. 495 00:33:58,271 --> 00:34:05,912 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I THINK >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE 496 00:34:05,912 --> 00:34:07,747 >> SO I'M AT THE CAFE AND THIS GUY WALKS IN AND HE GOES -- HE GOES TO THE -- TO THE PERSON HE 497 00:34:07,747 --> 00:34:22,228 GOES, "COULD I HAVE A -- A LOAF OF ROSEMARY CIABATTA AND HIS 8-YEAR-OLD GOES, "DAD, I 498 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:29,703 DON'T WANT WOSEMARY CHIBATA, I WANT WEGULAR CIABATTA. I WANTED TO SAY TO THIS KID -- 499 00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:38,378 LIFE IS GOING TO HAND YOU ALL KINDS OF CIABATTA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 500 00:34:38,378 --> 00:34:42,315 IF YOU WANT WEGULAR CIABATTA, I THINK YOU GOT TO HOLD YOUR GRAND. 501 00:34:42,315 --> 00:34:50,290 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIFE IS GONNA HAND YOU -- ALL DIFFERENT TYPES OF 502 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:52,492 CIABATTA YKYK >> ROSEMARY CIABATA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 503 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:57,097 SO THEN PEOPLE ALWAYS GO LIKE YOU KNOW - YOU'RE NOT OLD YOU KNOW -- 504 00:34:57,097 --> 00:35:02,268 AND IT'S TRUE. IT'S LIKE I'M NOT OLD, LIKE MIDDLE AGE 505 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:06,706 I'M LIKE 43. I'M HALF WITH THROUGH MY LIFE NOT TECHNICALLY. 506 00:35:06,706 --> 00:35:10,744 NOT EVERYONE DIES AT 86 BUT NO ONE IS EVERY LIKE 80 THROUGH 100, THOSE ARE THE YEARS 507 00:35:10,744 --> 00:35:14,114 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY WERE LIKE, "I WAS 83. I REACHED FOR A GRAPE AND NEVER 508 00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:19,586 WALKED AGAIN." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 80 TO 100. 509 00:35:19,586 --> 00:35:21,454 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN I CHOOSE WHICH ONE? 510 00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:29,329 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LIKE THE BLUE ONE. >> OKAY. 511 00:35:29,329 --> 00:35:31,398 I WAS IN THE BACK OF AN UBER AND THE UBER IS MAKING A LEFT TURN ON TO THE MANHATTAN BRIDGE 512 00:35:31,398 --> 00:35:35,335 AND HE HIT A PEDESTRIAN. BUT IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE LIVED. 513 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:40,073 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WENT DOWN HARD, BUT, YOU KNOW, AND SHE WAS LIKE - 514 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:45,512 AAH! THEN SHE'S LIKE -- "I'M GOOD." AND CAUSE NEW YORKERS ARE 515 00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:49,749 RESILIENT AND OFTEN DRUNK. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS SHOCKING IN THE BACK 516 00:35:49,749 --> 00:35:53,086 SEAT I WAS LIKE, AAH! AND THE SECOND THING I SAW WAS 517 00:35:53,086 --> 00:35:57,957 ONE STAR [ LAUGHTER ] ONE STAR 518 00:35:57,957 --> 00:36:00,493 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT IS HOW DO YOU IT RIGHT 519 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:05,298 THERE. THAT'S THE -- MIKE BIRBIGLIA, EVERYBODY. 520 00:36:05,298 --> 00:36:09,436 CHECK OUT BIRBIGS.COM. FOR TICKETS TO "THE OLD MAN AND THE POOL." 521 00:36:09,436 --> 00:36:11,838 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ROBERT PLANT AND ALISON KRAUSS. 522 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:32,492 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 523 00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:35,562 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "SEARCHING FOR MY LOVE," FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "RAISE THE ROOF," HERE'S 524 00:36:35,562 --> 00:36:36,596 FOR MY LOVE," FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "RAISE THE ROOF," HERE'S ROBERT PLANT AND ALISON KRAUSS 525 00:36:38,431 --> 00:36:52,479 * * SEARCHING SEARCHING 526 00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:56,316 FOR MY BAB YES I AM SEARCHING SEARCHING * 527 00:36:56,316 --> 00:37:01,021 * FOR MY BABY YES I AM SEARCHING SEARCHIN 528 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:12,499 FOR MY BABY * * SEARCHING SEARCHING FOR MY BAB 529 00:37:12,499 --> 00:37:18,071 I'M SEARCHING SEARCHIN FOR MY BABY * * I'M SEARCHING SEARCHING 530 00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:28,448 FOR MY LOV SEARCHING FO THE ONE I ADORE * 531 00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:35,889 * AND IF I FIND HER YOU KNOW I WIL I'LL NEVER LET HER G 532 00:37:35,889 --> 00:37:38,825 NOW BABY NO NO NO NO * * SEARCHING SEARCHING FOR MY BAB 533 00:37:38,825 --> 00:37:41,461 I'LL NEVER LET HER G NOW BABY * * SEARCHING SEARCHING 534 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:55,342 FOR MY BAB I LOVE YOU I NEED YOU * 535 00:37:55,342 --> 00:38:01,681 * I'LL NEED YOU BY MY SID FOR MY LOV MY OWN TRUE LOVE 536 00:38:01,681 --> 00:38:10,323 I'LL NEVER NEVER HIDE * * NOW BABY NO NO NO NO NO SEARCHING SEARCHIN 537 00:38:10,323 --> 00:38:15,662 FOR MY BAB I'LL NEVER LET HER HIDE * * NOW BAB 538 00:38:15,662 --> 00:38:21,034 SEARCHING SEARCHIN FOR MY BAB OH NO * 539 00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:25,939 * SEARCHING SEARCHING FOR MY BAB NO N 540 00:38:25,939 --> 00:38:28,041 SEARCHING SEARCHING * * FOR MY BABY OH 541 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:37,317 I WONDER O I WONDER WHY YOU HAD * * TO LEAVE ME THIS WA 542 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:50,764 I'M SORRY DARLIN OH THAT I MADE YOU CRY FORGIVE ME LOVE FOR THE * 543 00:38:50,764 --> 00:39:02,575 * THINGS I'VE DONE TO YOU OH COME ON COME ON COME ON GIVE ME ONE MORE TRY 544 00:39:02,575 --> 00:39:06,613 OH * * SEARCHING BAB SEARCHING SEARCHIN 545 00:39:06,613 --> 00:39:12,519 FOR MY BAB I'M SEARCHING SEARCHING * * FOR MY LOVE 546 00:39:12,519 --> 00:39:15,355 SEARCHING SEARCHIN FOR MY BAB I'M SEARCHING FOR THE * 547 00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:22,462 * ONE THAT I ADOR SEARCHING SEARCHIN FOR MY BAB 548 00:39:22,462 --> 00:39:24,764 AND WHEN I FIND HER * * I'LL NEVER LET HER GO NOW BABY 549 00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:29,235 NO NO NO NO NO SEARCHING SEARCHING * * FOR MY BABY 550 00:39:29,235 --> 00:39:34,274 I'LL NEVER LET HER G NOW BABY OH * 551 00:39:34,274 --> 00:39:53,226 * NO NO NO NO NO NO * * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 552 00:39:53,226 --> 00:40:00,934 REESE WITHERSPOON, MIKE BIRBIGLIA ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 553 00:40:00,934 --> 00:40:04,204 ROBERT PLANTS AND ALISON KRAUSS AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 554 00:40:04,204 --> 00:40:08,475 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS" HAPPY 2 555 00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:10,577 2021, EVERYBODY! HAPPY 2022 HERE WE GO 556 00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:10,577 HERE WE GO GOODNIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE