1 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:21,521 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,590 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:24,791 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SCARLETT JOHANSSON 4 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:27,193 BOWEN YANG MUSICAL GUEST TONI CORNELL AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,829 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1573 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:32,399 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:46,312 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:55,288 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:55,288 --> 00:01:10,470 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT. 10 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,072 I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE 11 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:26,453 "TONIGHT SHOW" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,088 YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING THE RIGHT SHOW >> LOVE YOU TOO JIMMY. 13 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,689 >> Jimmy: WELL, I LOVE YOU TOO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, ONE OF THE BIGGEST 14 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,124 MOVIES OF THE YEAR, "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME" HAS FINALLY HIT THEATERS 15 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:32,258 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FINALLY. FANS ARE GOING NUTS. 16 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:34,427 PEOPLE HAVEN'T BEEN THIS PUMPED FOR A MARVEL MOVIE SINCE THE LAST ONE CAME OUT A WEEK AGO 17 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:38,565 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, EVERYONE IS EXCITED TO SEE IT IN THEATERS 18 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:42,836 EVEN DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, "SCREW IT I HAVE TO SUPPORT THIS GUY 19 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:43,837 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S WEARING A MASK. LET'S GO 20 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,772 I'M READY TO GO. YEAH, AS WE SPEAK, FANS ARE LINED UP TO SEE THE MOVIE, 21 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,841 INCLUDING PLENTY OF GUYS DRESSED LIKE SPIDER-MAN WHO DEFINITELY CAN'T PULL OFF DRESSING LIKE 22 00:01:47,841 --> 00:02:00,553 SPIDER-MAN [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 23 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,088 IN THIS MOVIE, SPIDER-MAN HAS TO FIGHT OFF A BUNCH OF CRAZY VILLAINS AT ONCE 24 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,656 AND AFTER HE DOES, HE'S IMMEDIATELY HIRED AS A FLIGHT ATTENDANT FOR UNITED 25 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,058 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF AIRLINES, IN A SENATE HEARING, THE CEOs OF 26 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:11,464 SOUTHWEST AND AMERICAN AIRLINES BOTH QUESTIONED THE NEED FOR MASKS ON PLANES. 27 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:17,070 THE SAME THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED LAST MONTH WITH THE CEO OF SPIRIT AND PANTS 28 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,239 [ LAUGHTER ] YUP, THE SOUTHWEST CEO WAS LIKE, "WHO NEEDS MASKS 29 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:25,345 THERE'S PLENTY OF FRESH AIR. WE FLY WITH THE TOP DOWN BUCKLE UP, EVERYBODY!" 30 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,981 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF WEARING MASKS ON PLANES, I HEARD ABOUT ONE 31 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,983 PASSENGER WHO TRIED WORK AROUND THE RULE LISTEN TO THIS 32 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:30,083 THE RULE LISTEN TO THIS 33 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:34,421 >> A MAN IS NOW BANNED FROM FLYING WITH UNITED AIRLINES 34 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:41,861 AFTER DECIDING TO MASK UP WITH A BRIGHT RED THONG [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 35 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:44,931 >> Jimmy: IF YOU FLY SPIRIT, THAT'S THE OXYGEN MASK THAT DROPS DOWN IN AN EMERGENCY 36 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:49,736 [ LAUGHTER ] MAKE SURE TO PUT IT ON YOURSELF FIRST, THEN -- 37 00:02:49,736 --> 00:03:01,114 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,849 >> Jimmy: A FEW MINUTES LATER, AN AIR MARSHAL WALKED OVER AND GAVE HIM A MOUTH WEDGIE. 39 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,851 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS REALLY 40 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:11,491 UPSET WITH HIS OLD CHIEF OF STAFF MARK MEADOWS FOR WRITING IN HIS BOOK THAT TRUMP'S HAIR 41 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,893 LOOKED AWFUL WHEN HE HAD COVID [ LAUGHTER ] MUST HAVE LOOKED REALLY BAD. 42 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,362 BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MOST PEOPLE DESCRIBE TRUMP'S HAIR WHEN HE'S HEALTHY. 43 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:19,666 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, I READ THAT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, MELANIA TRUMP IS 44 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,969 RELEASING HER FIRST NFT CALLED "MELANIA'S VISION," A WATERCOLOR OF HER EYES. 45 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:36,182 [ LAUGHTER ] DONALD IS LIKE, "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 46 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:42,622 CONGRATS ON THE NFT. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP IS EXCITED ABOUT IT 47 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,124 HE THINKS NFT STANDS FOR "NOT FILING TAXES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 48 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,126 THE COOL THING ABOUT MELANIA'S NFT, JUST LIKE SHE DOES WITH HER HUSBAND, AS SOON AS YOU TURN 49 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,094 AWAY, THE EYES ROLL. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AMAZING 50 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,864 HEY, THIS IS COOL. IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, USAIN BOLT SAID THAT PLAYING 51 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:58,171 "MARIO KART" HELPED HIM BECOME AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION. [ CHEERS ] 52 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,340 I'M IN SHOCK BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS FOR 53 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:03,309 THE LAST 35 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS 54 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:07,681 HERE IN NEW YORK, AN MTA MANAGER WAS CAUGHT WITH THE BLOW-UP DOLL IN THE FRONT SEAT OF HIS CAR 55 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:11,284 AND HE'S INSISTING THAT HE USES IT FOR THE COMPANY AND NOT SO THAT HE CAN DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL 56 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:16,756 LANE [ LAUGHTER ] IN A RELATED STORY, HE'S LYING 57 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,325 [ LAUGHTER ] THE GUY WAS LIKE, "LOOK, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, TALK TO MY 58 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:27,067 LAWYER" AND THEN HE BLEW UP ANOTHER DOLL [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,302 AND FINALLY, GUYS, "SING 2" IS COMING OUT NEXT WEEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 60 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:32,405 I MEAN, WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS IT HAS SUCH AN AMAZING CAST. 61 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:35,642 AND WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH THE ACTORS. SO WE GAVE THEM A BUNCH OF WEIRD 62 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,944 PHRASES AND ASKED THEM ON SNEAK THOSE PHRASES INTO THEIR INTERVIEWS AS CASUALLY AS 63 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,180 POSSIBLE NO ONE KNEW WE WERE DOING THIS SO CHECK IT OUT. 64 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:40,747 SO CHECK IT OUT. IT'S TIME FOR "DROP IT IN. 65 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:44,617 * DROP IT I 66 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:48,888 DROP IT IN DROP IT DROP I DROP IT IN * 67 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:53,827 >> OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE IS GOING TO WATCH "SING 2" FOR CHRISTMAS. HOW DO YOU GUYS PLAN ON 68 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:59,099 CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? >> I'M JUST GOING TO EAT A LOT OF FOOD. 69 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,568 I FEEL LIKE, CAUSE YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, IF YOU CAN'T LICK THE SPOON, JUST EAT THE 70 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,403 BOWL [ DING ] >> THAT'S RIGHT. 71 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:08,775 [ APPLAUSE ] >> WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS NOT A MARSUPIAL? 72 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:13,680 KANGAROO, KOALA OR PLATYPUS? >> KOALA >> PLATYPUS HAVE NO POUCHES. 73 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:19,152 THEY'RE THE ONLY EGG LAYING MAMMAL >> POUCHES, EGGS, GRAPE NUTS, GO 74 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:27,060 NUTS [ DING ] YEAH 75 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,964 [ APPLAUSE ] >> I THINK IT'S ALSO A MOVIE ABOUT -- ABOUT OVERCOMING YOUR 76 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:34,134 OWN PERSONAL OBSTACLES AND I MEAN, EVEN THE PRINGLES GUY GETS LONELY IN JANUARY. 77 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:37,537 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ DING ] >> HOW MANY "SING" STORIES DO 78 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,172 YOU WANT TO TELL LIKE HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF WHAT YOU WOULD WRITE FOR "SING 3" OR 79 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:43,977 "SING 4" >> IT COULD BE A "SING 3", "SING 4", "SING 5", "SING 6", "SING 80 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:48,148 7", "SING 8", YEAH "SING 9", "SING 10, SING 11. >> IT'D BE LIKE THE KIDZ BOP 81 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:53,153 VERSION OF MOVIES. >> YEAH. YOU SKIP 13, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW 82 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,789 >> YEAH, YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT >> BAD VIBES [ DING ] 83 00:05:55,789 --> 00:06:03,029 [ APPLAUSE ] BUT NO, I THINK OTHERWISE, YOU KEEP GOING FOREVER 84 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,498 >> SO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY DURING, LIKE FILMING DURING THE -- OR DID YOU GUYS GET TO GET TOGETHER 85 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:11,504 AT ANY POINT >> THEY'RE GRAPE AS THE T THE TIGER SAYS. 86 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:14,374 [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE GRAPE! 87 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,543 >> THE THIRD OF THE FUN OF SHOW BUSINESS AND THE HARD PART IS, YOU KNOW, YOU GET READY AND THEN 88 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,946 THERE'S SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL YOU NO AND IT'S DEFLATING 89 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:23,316 YOU KNOW IT'S NEVER A GREAT IDEA TO MICROWAVE A BALLOON. 90 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:27,354 [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND I THINK THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF 91 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:30,523 THE CAST OF CHARACTERS IS THEY DON'T STOP >> IN THE FILM, BUSTER MOON HAS 92 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:34,928 TO TELL A LITTLE WHITE LIE I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO EXAGGERATE A SPECIAL 93 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:38,398 SKILL TO EITHER LAND A ROLE OR GET AHEAD. >> I NEVER WILL TELL A WHITE 94 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:43,870 LIE. AND THAT'S SOMETHING I LEARNED WHEN I ONCE PUT A BALLOON INSIDE 95 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,606 OF A MICROWAVE AND IT'S NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO PUT A BALLOON IN A MICROWAVE. 96 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:50,076 [ DING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I JUST HAVE ONE LAST THING TO 97 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:56,082 SAY. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ DING ] 98 00:06:56,082 --> 00:07:03,023 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THAT'S SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER 99 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,424 >> THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT TOO WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,126 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING -- COME ON, BUDDY. THANK YOU TO THE CAST OF "SING 101 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,360 2. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES 102 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:07,727 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 103 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:38,525 SHE STARS IN GIANT, NEW ANIMATED MOVIE "SING 2," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd 104 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:45,198 SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS JOINING US TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,900 PLUS, YOU KNOW HIM FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH IS ALL NEW THIS WEEK. 106 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:52,639 IT'S THE HOLIDAY SHOW, WITH HOST PAUL RUDD AND MUSICAL GUEST CHARLI XCX 107 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:56,676 BOWEN YANG IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CRUSHING RIGHT NOW, MAN. 108 00:07:56,676 --> 00:08:00,613 HE'S CRUSHING IT AND SINGING A TRIBUTE TO HER DAD CHRIS CORNELL, MAKING HER TV 109 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:09,356 DEBUT WITH US TONIGHT, WE HAVE MUSIC FROM TONI CORNELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:12,759 THAT WILL BE NICE. GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY TWO SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS 111 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,828 BREAK. WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" 112 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:21,201 TRADITION, TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO 113 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:21,234 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO 114 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,437 * 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 115 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:29,142 2 DAYS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND 116 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:33,179 CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN ABSURDLY COOL CHRISTMAS SWEATER 117 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:40,286 FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. NOW. 118 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:45,291 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SINCE THERE ARE TWO SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER TWO 119 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:50,797 [ DRUM ROLL WHERE IS DOOR NUMBER TWO WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 120 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:55,268 YEAH, SANTA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 121 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,104 LOOK AT THAT THAT'S A LOT OF SWEATER RIGHT THERE. 122 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:02,275 OH, IT'S GORGEOUS. LOOK AT THAT TURN IT AROUND 123 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:08,481 OH, LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HIGH QUALITY, RIGHT 124 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,183 THERE. NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GONNA GO HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER. 125 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:14,020 EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER AND IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME 126 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,588 ON DOWN. QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE 127 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:21,394 [ DRUM ROLL WHO WANTS A SWEATER? IT'S A GOOD ONE. 128 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:26,433 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 232. * 129 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:36,910 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON DOWN WELL, HELLO! 130 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,678 WELCOME. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 131 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:42,382 >> ABBY LANE FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. >> Jimmy: FROM NASHVILLE, 132 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:47,187 TENNESSEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE NASHVILLE. 133 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,155 WELL, SOMETIMES IT GETS COOL, IT GETS COZY UP THERE IN NASHVILLE. >> SURE. 134 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:53,193 >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY THIS ON FOR THE AUDIENCE >> ABSOLUTELY. 135 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,930 >> Jimmy: JUST SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, HOW BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKS [ APPLAUSE ] 136 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,131 I THINK IT'S PERFECT NO ONE WILL HAVE THIS IN NASHVILLE. 137 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:04,804 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO PROBABLY ANY STATE YOU GO TO 138 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:08,074 THEY WON'T HAVE IT OH OH, WOW. 139 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,243 LOOK AT IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS -- LOOK AT THAT. 140 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:13,747 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. OH, OH MY -- YES OH MY GOODNESS 141 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,816 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANTASTIC! THANK YOU SO MUCH. 142 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,551 CONGRATS YOU ARE A WINNER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 143 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,153 STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE LISTENING TO MY LATEST "DO NOT 144 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:28,294 PLAY LIST. COME ON BACK, IT'S GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 145 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:49,916 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 146 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:54,487 IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON SO I'M ABOUT TO PLAY SOME REAL HOLIDAY SONGS FROM REAL BANDS THAT I 147 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,022 THINK YOU SHOULD AVOID IT'S TIME FOR MY "DO NOT PLAY LIST." 148 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:56,322 LIST." HERE WE GO 149 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,626 * DO NOT PLAY 150 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:04,330 DO NOT PLA DO NOT PLAY THESE SONG THESE SONGS * 151 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,500 >> Jimmy: NOW BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT EVERY ARTIST AND SONG THAT I'M 152 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:12,072 ABOUT TO MAY FOR YOU IS 100% REAL THESE ARE ACTUAL BANDS AND 153 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:15,942 ACTUAL SONGS YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM ON SPOTIFY, OR AMAZON, OR SEE IF 154 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:21,281 YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORE HAS THEM. THESE ARE REAL QUEST, THESE ARE REAL. 155 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,749 >> Questlove: I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT THEY ARE 156 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:25,552 THESE ARE REAL I DON'T MAKE THESE UP. AND YOU'LL KNOW TONIGHT THAT 157 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,187 IT'S NOT ME DOING THIS >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: THIS IS ACTUAL STUFF 158 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,123 YOU CAN FIND ON THE INTERWEB >> Questlove: SURE >> Jimmy: OR WHEREVER YOU GO 159 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:35,395 YEAH, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY "DO NOT PLAYLIST." THIS FIRST ONE IS AN ALBUM 160 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,097 IT CAME OUT IN THE EARLY '90s BY A BAND CALLED CREW X HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THEM? 161 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:42,102 >> Steve: CREW X >> Jimmy: YEAH, CREW X >> Steve: OKAY 162 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,438 >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "CHRISTMAS RAP MUSIC. >> Steve: YEAH 163 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,108 >> Jimmy: CREW X IT'S ALL, LIKE, SONGS WE'VE HEARD. 164 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:51,678 "THE FIRST NOEL. [ LAUGHTER ] "DECK THE HALLS. 165 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:56,249 THEN THERE'S ONE CALLED, "THE CHRISTMAS RAP. BUT LET'S LISTEN TO -- THIS ONE 166 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,917 IS CALLED "SANTA RAP." >> Steve: THIS IS CALLED "SANTA -- AND WHAT KIND OF GENRE 167 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:02,389 MUSIC IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: WELL, ACCORDING TO 168 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,057 THOSE FONTS, RAP MUSIC >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? RAP -- 169 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:08,628 >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA >> Questlove: ACCORDING TO THIS FONTS. 170 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,697 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I GUESS -- I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT'S RAP 171 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:11,464 MUSIC. YEAH >> Questlove: YEAH 172 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,432 >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO "SANTA RAP." 173 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,339 TO EVERY GIRL AND BO SANTA CARRIED SOME SACKS GRAND FULL OF TOYS * 174 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,874 * UP AND DOWN MY CHIMNE EVERY CHRISTMAS EV DOWN 175 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:27,080 DOWN * * DOW DOWN 176 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:32,452 IT'S A SANTA RAP I SAID THE SANTA RAP * * YOU WANT A BALL OR A BA 177 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,955 A DOLLAR A HAT IT'S IN THE SANTA SACK IT'S A SANTA RAP * 178 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,792 >> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. YEAH, IT'S THE SANTA RAP 179 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:43,296 >> Questlove: IT'S LEGIT >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT -- IT'S ACTUALLY NOT BAD 180 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:47,100 >> Questlove: I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT IT WAS HIGGINS, BUT IT'S NOT. 181 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,535 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "HE -- HE DOES HAVE, KIND OF, LIKE, A -- LIKE A 182 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,837 DEEP -- HE SOUNDS LIKE A -- >> Steve: "SOUNDS LIKE A 60-PACK SMOKER." 183 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:56,943 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "YEAH, OR HE SOUNDS LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN. 184 00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:01,314 >> Steve: "OH, YEAH! >> Jimmy: "OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,649 * IT'S THE SANTA RAP * YOU WANT T A BALL OR A BA 186 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,217 WANT A DOLL OR A HAT * * IT'S THE SANTA RAP * >> Steve: "A DOLL OR A HAT." 187 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:09,189 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT. THAT WAS ACTUALLY NOT BAD. SO I THINK THAT WENT BACK. 188 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,390 YOU CAN PLAY THAT ONE IF YOU WANT TO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 189 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,791 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS A SINGER FROM THE CHICAGO AREA. 190 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:16,396 ANYONE FROM CHICAGO AT ALL [ CHEERS ] THEN YOU MIGHT BE FAMILIAR WITH 191 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:20,333 THE WORKS OF JAN TERRI >> Steve: OH, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:25,071 >> Questlove: WAIT, WHAT >> Jimmy: THERE'S JAN AND -- HER LEATHER JACKET THERE RIDING A 193 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,540 MOTORCYCLE A GOOD HEAD OF HAIR ON JAN [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:31,711 >> Questlove: YEAH, THAT'S A SNYDER >> Jimmy: YEAH 195 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,880 WOW. YEAH, WELL, THIS COVERAGE, YOU KNOW WHAT SCREAMS TO ME? 196 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:38,585 HOLIDAY SPIRIT >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,888 BUT IF I SEE THAT, I THINK CHRISTMAS TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH 198 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,156 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU SEE THIS IMAGE AND YOU GO, "OH. 199 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,657 >> Steve: YEAH WELL, WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, THAT'S WHAT I SEE WHEN I THINK 200 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,092 OF CHRISTMAS, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SEE SOMEONE ON A 201 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,460 MTORCYCLE >> Steve: I SEE SOMEONE ON A MOTORCYCLE WITH A BIG OLD 202 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,628 HEALTHY HEAD OF HAIR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 203 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,165 THIS ONE, THIS SONG IS CALLED, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. IT'S CALLED, "EXCUSE MY 204 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,001 CHRISTMAS. >> Steve: OH * I LOVE THE COLD 205 00:13:55,001 --> 00:14:01,675 I LOVE THE SNO IN NEW YORK CITY IS THERE' SO MANY PLACES TO GO * 206 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:08,214 * BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL DAY YOU SPEND IT WITH A FRIENDS 207 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,819 EACH AND EVERY WAY * * WHILE WE'RE AWA WE KNOW YOU MISS U 208 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:20,560 ALL I CAN SAY IS EXCUSE MY CHRISTMAS * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 209 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,461 * >> Steve: WHOA WHAT WAS THAT? 210 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,163 >> Questlove: WHOA, WHOA WAIT, WAIT >> Jimmy: OH, WE MISSED THE BEST 211 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,265 PART, MAN. >> Questlove: WHAT WAS THAT? >> Jimmy: WAS THAT LIKE A -- WAS 212 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,067 THAT AN EMERGENCY WARNING AT THE END? EXCUSE HER CHRISTMAS 213 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,302 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXCUSE MY CHRISTMAS. THERE YOU GO 214 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:34,874 >> Steve: KISS MY GRITS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S JAN TERRI OH, THIS NEXT ONE IS A SONG FROM 215 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:39,813 AN ORGANIZATION CALLED ACTIONAID SWEDEN THIS SONG IS CALLED "O HOLY 216 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,881 NIGHT (GOAT EDITION)." [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. 217 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:41,915 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TAKE A LISTEN. 218 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,700 [ MULTIPLE GOATS SCREAMING ] >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP 219 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,534 THAT'S GOOD. STOP, STOP WE'RE GOOD 220 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,769 STOP, STOP I WILL DONATE. [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:06,473 I'LL DONATE. I'LL GIVE YOU MY VENMO PLEASE, WHATEVER IT IS 222 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:12,045 [ GOATS SCREAMING OH, GOSH [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:16,116 THIS NEXT ONE IS CALLED, "HOLIDAY WITH B.J. SNOWDEN." >> Steve: YES, B.J.'S. 224 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,952 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: SONWDEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,687 NOTHING LIKE A GOOD HOLIDAY WITH B.J. SNOWDEN [ LAUGHTER ] 226 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,889 >> Jimmy: YEP. WELL, LISTEN IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED "THE MERRY 227 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:27,060 CHRISTMAS HOP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WAIT, SO THAT'S A HOP 228 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,062 PLANT? LIKE, IT MAKES BEER? >> Jimmy: PROBABLY 229 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,630 LIKE -- YEAH, THAT THEY MAKE BEER OUT OF. I GET IT 230 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,499 HERE IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S LISTEN TO "THE MERRY 231 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:32,866 LET'S LISTEN TO "THE MERRY CHRISTMAS HOP. 232 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,744 MERRY CHRISTMAS HO 233 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:52,552 I'M TELLING YOU AGAI IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS HOP * * DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT * 234 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,555 >> Steve: MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] [ GOATS SCREAMING 235 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,857 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: YEAH, PUT THE GOAT BACK ON. 236 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:01,695 >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS THE SAME AS THE GOAT MAN. 237 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,829 >> Steve: WOW. THAT WAS LIKE A RECORDED NIGHTMARE. 238 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:07,801 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, WOW! THIS LAST ONE HERE IS FROM TWIN 239 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:12,405 SISTERS FROM TRANSYLVANIA. >> Steve: TRANSYLVANIA >> Jimmy: YEP, THEY CALL 240 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,041 THEMSELVES "THE CHEEKY GIRLS." [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO IT. 241 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,575 LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO IT. "HAVE A CHEEKY CHRISTMAS." 242 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,714 CHRISTMAS PRESEN 243 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:28,788 CLOSE YOUR EYE AND MAKE A WISH * * IF YOU FEEL 244 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:36,229 * REALLY GOOD BOY I WILL B YOUR SPECIAL DISH * 245 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,264 * EVERYBODY COME TOGETHER IT'S A HOT HOT CHRISTMAS NIGHT * 246 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,701 >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS ONE. ROOTS, CAN YOU PLAY ME 247 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:46,272 SOMETHING -- SOMETHING LIKE THIS * 248 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:53,279 * IT'S A HO HOT CHRISTMAS * THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 249 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:58,618 "DO NOT PLAY." IF YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OR SONG YOU THINK WE SHOULD USE ON OUR NEXT 250 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,587 "DO NOT PLAY LIST," SEND IT TO US AT DONOTPLAY@TONIGHTSHOW.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 251 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:12,699 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SCARLETT JOHANSSON * 252 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:31,518 TONIGHT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIE STARS IN THE WORLD SHE'S STARRING IN THE NEW 253 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:35,121 MOVIE, "SING 2," IN THEATERS WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 22nd PLEASE WELCOME 254 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,389 PLEASE WELCOME SCARLETT JOHANSSON 255 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,492 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 256 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,927 >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. COME ON NOW. 257 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:46,499 YEAH OH, SCARLETT, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 258 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,637 WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW >> THANK YOU IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. 259 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:54,474 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DID GET TO 260 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:59,813 SEE YOU IN PERSON RECENTLY AT THE "KENNEDY CENTER HONORS." >> THAT'S RIGHT. 261 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,414 THE "KENNEDY CENTER HONORS" ON -- IN D.C THAT WAS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO 262 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:06,486 NOW. AND WAS, I THINK, THE LATEST I'VE BEEN UP IN ABOUT, I WOULD 263 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:10,423 SAY, 2 1/2 YEARS >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH. 264 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,192 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE -- BECAUSE OF THE BABY >> YEAH. 265 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,228 >> Jimmy: HOW IS THE NEW BABY? HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING? >> SO FAR SO GOOD. 266 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,863 >> Jimmy: YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE HAVING TWO KIDS AT HOME? 267 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,200 HOW DOES YOUR OLDER DAUGHTER FEEL >> MY DAUGHTER, ROSE, IS 7, SO 268 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:25,872 SHE'S IN SECOND GRADE. >> Jimmy: CUTE >> SHE HAS A LOT GOING ON IN 269 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,241 HER LIFE SHE'S GOT A VERY ACTIVE SOCIAL CALENDAR 270 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:36,783 [ LAUGHTER ] SO SHE'S NOT - YEAH 271 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,519 SHE'S -- SHE'S NOT AS INTERESTED IN THE BABY AS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 272 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,055 >> I DON'T KNOW. LET'S SAY, LIKE, ANY OTHER THING, REALLY? 273 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:45,959 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOES -- IS SHE AT THE 274 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,494 AGE WHERE SHE'S EMBARRASSED BY YOU OR NOT YET >> YEAH, SHE'S -- SHE'S 275 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:51,865 EMBARRASSED BY ME BECAUSE I DO A LITTLE DANCE WHEN THE SCHOOL BUS PULLS UP 276 00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:56,870 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE -- SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT 277 00:18:56,870 --> 00:19:02,142 >> Jimmy: "DON'T DO THAT MOM, PLEASE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE -- YEAH. 278 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,144 >> YEAH, SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT SO, OF COURSE, AND THEN I JUST DO -- AND I'M EXAGGERATING EVEN 279 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,013 FURTHER. SHE'S AT A PHASE RIGHT NOW WHERE SHE KEEPS TELLING ME THAT 280 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:12,719 I CAN'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO. [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH TO ME, I'M LIKE, I'M NOT 281 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,588 GOING TO ARGUE WITH HER ABOUT IT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 282 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,091 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. BUT YOU'RE LIKE, "OF COURSE, I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. 283 00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:20,593 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'RE -- YOU'RE A CHILD 284 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,929 YOU'RE A BABY. >> AND I MEAN, THAT SEEMS LIKE A CONVERSATION THAT'S NOT GOING 285 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:27,267 ANYWHERE GOOD. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "SING 2. 286 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,035 YOU'RE VERY FUNNY IN THE MOVIE, BUT I -- ALSO, I HEARD THAT YOU DO A CHER IMPRESSION 287 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,038 IS THAT -- IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH. I DO A CHER IMPRESSION 288 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,040 YEAH, I DO I DO >> Jimmy: WHICH -- 289 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,042 >> I HAVEN'T BROKEN IT OUT IN A WHILE. I DON'T THINK I'VE BROKEN IT 290 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,610 OUT SINCE I GOT MY TONSILS REMOVED. >> Jimmy: IT'S -- WAS IT -- IS 291 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:42,682 IT -- DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT'S YOUR IMPRESSION WHAT SONG DO YOU DO? 292 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:47,487 >> WELL -- I DON'T KNOW. * YOU SIT AROUND AN WAIT FOR YOU WHILE 293 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:52,058 I CAN'T DO THA I ALSO SHOULDN'T SAY * >> Jimmy: NO WAY 294 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:55,061 MY GOD HEY, THAT WAS IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 295 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,230 >> THAT'S NOT BAD. >> Jimmy: NO, IT SOUNDED -- OH, MY GOD 296 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,399 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. DO YOU DO -- DO YOU DO KARAOKE I GUESS NO ONE -- NO ONE REALLY 297 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,734 DID THAT >> I DID KARAOKE FOR MY RECENT BIRTHDAY 298 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:07,107 YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU DID. >> I DID KARAOKE FOR MY RECENT 299 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:08,608 BIRTHDAY I -- I HAVEN'T DONE IT IN SO LONG AND -- YEAH, IT WAS 300 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:12,979 EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU -- WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO SONG? 301 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:19,185 >> I MEAN, I JUST -- >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU HAVE >> MY GO-TO SONG -- I -- I 302 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:22,789 MEAN, I LIKE TO, KIND OF -- I LIKE TO TEASE THE CROWD. SO FIRST, I'D LIKE TO START OUT 303 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,425 WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT, SORT OF, LIKE, A LITTLE, KIND OF, INTIMATE, EMOTIONAL. 304 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:30,563 IT WOULD GO WITH, LIKE, A FLEETWOOD MAC SONG ACTUALLY. >> Jimmy: OOH. 305 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,432 >> AND THEN -- BUT LIKE, ONE OF THE MORE -- YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE LANDSLIDES SO PEOPLE ARE 306 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:38,638 LIKE, "WHOA! KIND OF, EVERYBODY IS IN THE ROOM NOW." 307 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,774 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I LIKE TO, KIND OF -- I GOT TO, LIKE, TO RAMP IT UP 308 00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:42,709 A LITTLE BIT AND THEN I'LL DO A BILLY JOEL SONG LIKE WHEN WE'RE MAYBE THREE TEQUILA SHOTS 309 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:47,080 IN >> Jimmy: YEP, THAT'S VERY SMART. 310 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,215 THIS IS ALL GOOD >> AND THEN AFTER -- AFTER THAT, I LIKE TO BRING THE GROUP 311 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,884 TOGETHER AND -- AND I -- AND EVERYBODY, I LIKE TO JOIN, EVERYBODY JOIN IN FOR 312 00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:58,224 A RENDITION OF "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY." AND WE ALL DO ALL DIFFERENT 313 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,193 CLIPS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY THE RIGHT WAY TO DO IT 314 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,696 SEE? YOU'RE A PRO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S UP 315 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:09,069 >> Jimmy: IN THE MOVIE, ASH GETS TO MEET HER HERO. WAS THERE EVER A MOMENT IN YOUR 316 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:10,904 LIFE WHERE YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M NERVOUS TO MEET THIS PERSON," AND THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE 317 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:14,274 ACTUALLY AWESOME AND RELAXING? >> YEAH. I -- I MET JUDGE JUDY ONCE 318 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:20,747 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS IN A -- >> Jimmy: WOW. 319 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,084 >> I WAS IN A RESTAURANT AND I SAW JUDGE JUDY AT A TABLE WITH HER FAMILY 320 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:27,854 AND I -- OH, MY GOD. I WAS SO STAR STRUCK I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 321 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,157 >> Jimmy: YEAH WERE YOU -- WERE YOU AFRAID A LITTLE BIT THAT SHE MIGHT 322 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,527 JUDGE YOU OR SAY SOMETHING >> LIKE, JUDGE ME? [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,262 >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE IT'S WHAT SHE DOES FOR A A LIVING 324 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,766 YEAH I WOULD BE AFRAID. I WOULD -- 325 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,369 >> YEAH, I DID -- I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS I DIDN'T KNOW IF SHE WAS GOING 326 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:45,538 TO, YOU KNOW -- I -- I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE -- SHE'S LIKE AN ICON, OBVIOUSLY. 327 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:50,210 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> AND SO, I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW IF SHE WAS GOING 328 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,445 TO LOOK AT ME AND BE LIKE, "GET AWAY FROM MY TABLE I'M HERE WITH MY FAMILY. 329 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:56,816 AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ZIP IT >> " I'M JUDGE JUDY. 330 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,652 LEAVE ME ALONE." >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT. 331 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:10,063 NO SHE WAS WONDERFUL AND I WAS SO RELIEVED THAT SHE WAS A VERY 332 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:12,065 NICE PERSON AND SHE PROBABLY WAS LIKE -- ALSO, I THINK SHE WAS SURPRISED THAT I WAS THERE 333 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,633 AND I WAS -- GOD, I WAS VERY GEEKED OUT >> Jimmy: YEAH 334 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,804 >> I MEAN, I GREW UP WITH JUDGE JUDY >> Jimmy: ME TOO 335 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:21,408 WE ALL DID >> LIKE, SHE'S -- YEAH, SHE'S AMAZING. 336 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,276 >> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST >> BUT SHE WAS VERY, VERY NICE >> Jimmy: BUT ONCE YOU MEET 337 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,078 HER, THEN IT'S -- AND THEN YOU GO, "YEAH, EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD BE CAKE," AND THAT'S HOW YOU 338 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:28,415 GET TO DO -- YOU GET TO SAY -- SING A SING WITH BONO. YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH 339 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,251 PLEASE I ALREADY MET JUDGE JUDY." [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:35,288 BONO IS -- YEAH. >> I WOULD LOVE TO DO A DUET WITH JUDGE JUDY. 341 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:39,225 >> Jimmy: "SING 3. LET'S -- LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 342 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,528 CAN YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHAT'S HAPPENING IN "SING 2"? >> WHAT IS HAPPENING IN "SING 343 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:45,665 2" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I -- I WILL 344 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:51,104 TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING IN "SING 2. YOU GUYS WERE TAKING -- TRYING 345 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:52,772 TO GO TO THIS GIANT CASINO YOU'RE BASICALLY -- YOU'RE TAKING THE SHOW TO, LIKE, 346 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:57,377 A GIANT -- BASICALLY VEGAS >> RIGHT, AND THEN WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,113 AND WHAT HAPPENS >> Jimmy: THEN YOU MEET BOBBY CANNAVALE'S CHARACTER WHO 348 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:03,817 SAID, "JIMMY CRYSTAL." AND HE'S LIKE -- >> I LOVE BOBBY CANNAVALE. 349 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,885 >> Jimmy: AW, HE'S IN THE MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] 350 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,621 >> COOL! >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT. 351 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,490 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN - >> OH, MY GOD. 352 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,225 HE'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: BUT DO THEY PULL IT OFF? 353 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:16,496 DO THEY NOT PULL IT OFF? I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S -- >> DO THEY 354 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,131 >> Jimmy: THE STAKES ARE HIGHER [ LAUGHTER ] 355 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,166 THE STAKES ARE HIGHER. AND YOU HAVE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND YOU HAVE BONO, LADIES AND 356 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:27,073 GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? 357 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,075 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SCARLETT JOHANSSON SINGING WITH BONO IN "SING 2." 358 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,110 SINGING WITH BONO IN "SING 2." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 359 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:37,083 I'M SINGING LOSE THE CHAIN 360 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:43,623 YOU CAN'T READ THE CLIFF OUT OF MY SHAME * * OUT OF MY SHAME 361 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:56,936 YOU KNOW I BELIEVE I BUT I STILL HAVEN' FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR * 362 00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:04,144 * BUT I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 363 00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:09,049 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HOW CUTE IS THAT HEDGEHOG, IT'S SO CUTE 364 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,051 SCARLETT JOHANSSON, EVERYBODY. >> THE PORCUPINE >> Jimmy: "SING 2" IS IN 365 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:16,089 THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd SCARLETT AND I ARE GOING TO DO THE "MIMIC CHALLENGE" WHEN WE 366 00:24:16,089 --> 00:24:18,491 COME BACK. STICK AROUND YOU READY FOR THIS, BUD? 367 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:36,776 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *r) >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 368 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,312 TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH SCARLETT JOHANSSON, RIGHT 369 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:42,482 THERE! IT'S LIKE A SHOW FROM THE FUTURE 370 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,984 THIS IS SO WILD. WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "THE MIMIC CHALLENGE. 371 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:45,952 CHALLENGE. HERE WE GO 372 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:53,727 ALL RIGHT, BUD 373 00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:57,097 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS MAKING NOISES WITH DIFFERENT 374 00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:58,932 OBJECTS, AND THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO IMMEDIATELY MATCH THAT SOUND AS PRECISELY AS THEY CAN 375 00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:07,173 INTO THE MICROPHONE. >> NOW HOW DO YOU KNOW, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU WON? 376 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:11,211 LIKE WHAT'S THE -- >> Jimmy: AUDIENCE RESPONSE? >> OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH 377 00:25:11,211 --> 00:25:13,413 YOU'RE RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SINCE YOU'RE MY 378 00:25:13,413 --> 00:25:16,049 GUEST, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE FIRST NOISE AND I WILL MIMIC YOUR NOISE 379 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:21,621 >> OKAY. I HAVE ALL THESE PROPS OVER HERE, SO THIS IS THE FIRST ONE 380 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:24,057 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> I'VE NEVER DONE THESE I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF 381 00:25:24,057 --> 00:25:28,061 NOISES THESE MAKE. >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS 382 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:30,897 >> SO, BEAR WITH ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE 383 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:39,906 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A THERMOMETER? >> IT'S A THERMOMETER. 384 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:54,521 OKAY [ MIMICKING SOUND [ LAUGHTER ] 385 00:25:54,521 --> 00:25:59,859 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. NOW, OH, HERE WE GO. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO MIMIC. 386 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:05,131 >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: OKAY, READY? [ LETTUCE CRUNCHING 387 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,734 >> I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT SOUND WITH MY VOICE? >> Jimmy: YEAH 388 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:18,111 YEP. [ MIMICKING LETTUCE CRUNCHING [ LAUGHTER ] 389 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:19,446 OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NAILED IT! 390 00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:22,615 [ DING ] YOU NAILED IT. OH, MY GOSH. 391 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:27,854 >> IT'S UNCANNY. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S SO GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:32,759 OKAY >> ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS >> Jimmy: OH, I LIKE THAT GUY. 393 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:39,099 >> SQUEEZE THE JABBER BALL [ JABBER BALL SQUEAK ] >> Jimmy: OKAY 394 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:44,671 [ MIMICKING JABBER BALL [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:47,807 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. WOW. I'M ACTUALLY THE VOICE OF THAT 396 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:57,250 DOLL [ LAUGHTER ] FOR YEARS, YEAH. 397 00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,653 OKAY THIS ONE IS A VERY ODD THING AN OTAMATONE, THIS THING IS 398 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,022 CALLED ALL RIGHT, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT IT DOES. 399 00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:04,257 YOU PRESS THE SIDES AND ITS MOUTH OPENS A LITTLE BIT >> OKAY. 400 00:27:04,257 --> 00:27:10,697 [ SQUEAKING [ MIMICKING SQUEAKING >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 401 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:14,868 YOU HAVE ANOTHER CAREER. YOU HAVE A WHOLE 'NOTHER CAREER IN DOING THIS. 402 00:27:14,868 --> 00:27:19,339 [ MIMICKING SQUEAKING OH, MY GOD >> IS THAT BETTER? 403 00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:22,409 >> Jimmy: YES, I FEEL LIKE ALL THESE DOGS ARE JUST GOING TO START RUNNING TO THE STUDIO. 404 00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:27,547 [ NOISE ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 405 00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:29,082 >> IS THAT RIGHT WHOA [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:34,854 >> Jimmy: WOW, IT GETS BIGGER. OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S A -- THAT'S A VUVUZELA. 407 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:37,257 >> EXCUSEZ-MOI [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THIS IS 408 00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:41,061 FANTASTIC. I LOVE THESE THINGS. THEY WERE BANNED AT LIKE ALL 409 00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:44,064 THESE FOOTBALL GAMES AND SOCCER GAMES 'CAUSE THEY WERE TOO ANNOYING 410 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:55,508 >> AND WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY. [ VUVUZELA BLOWING ] 411 00:27:55,508 --> 00:28:02,849 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY. [ MIMICKING VUVUZELA ] 412 00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:11,791 [ DINGS >> WHOA. VERY NICE. 413 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:15,428 ALL RIGHT, SCARLETT, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS ONE. THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE GOOD. 414 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:23,937 [ WHIPPED CREAM [ MIMICKING WHIPPED CREAM >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT WAS PRETTY 415 00:28:23,937 --> 00:28:29,042 AWESOME. THAT ONE WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING. I THOUGHT IT WAS STILL PUTTING 416 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:37,717 THE WHIPPED CREAM OUT. SAVING THAT FOR AFTER THE SHOW YEAH 417 00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:46,693 >> PUT IT ON ICE CREAM >> Jimmy: SURE [ TOY SPINNING ] 418 00:28:46,693 --> 00:29:03,009 [ MIMICKING TOY [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL 419 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:09,749 RIGHT. LAST ONE HERE. ALL RIGHT, READY 420 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:19,592 [ PORCUPINE SOUND [ MIMICKING PORCUPINE [ LAUGHTER ] 421 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:21,561 WOW, THAT'S HOW A PROFESSIONAL DOES IT RIGHT THERE. MY THANKS TO 422 00:29:21,561 --> 00:29:26,232 SCARLETT JOHANSSON "SING 2" IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE DECEMBER 22nd 423 00:29:26,232 --> 00:29:29,569 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 222. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 424 00:29:29,569 --> 00:29:32,605 BREAK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 425 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:58,431 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED COMEDIAN WHO YOU 426 00:29:58,431 --> 00:30:00,300 KNOW FROM HIS WORK ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH IS ALL NEW THIS WEEK WITH HOST PAUL RUDD 427 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:04,971 AND MUSICAL GUEST CHARLIE XCX. PLEASE WELCOME BOWEN YANG! 428 00:30:05,939 --> 00:30:08,375 * OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALK - OH, COME ON NOW. 429 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:12,645 BOWEN! >> HI. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING 430 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:15,682 ON LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU 431 00:30:15,682 --> 00:30:19,853 PLAYED THE ICEBERG THAT SANK THE TITANIC. IT WAS A GIANT HIT AND IT WAS 432 00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:27,293 SO FUNNY AND SINCE THEN, YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY FOR THAT 433 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:30,630 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THANKS, EVERYBODY >> Jimmy: HOW DID IT GO? 434 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:33,967 HOW WAS THE EMMYS? WAS IT ALL LIKE YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 435 00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:39,739 >> YEAH. IT WAS EVERYTHING I DREAMED OF, BECAUSE IT TOOK PLACE IN A TENT 436 00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:42,609 ON TOP OF A PARKING GARAGE IN LOS ANGELES. [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:30:42,609 --> 00:30:48,815 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> AND I FEEL LIKE THAT'S THE EMMY EXPERIENCE, BABY. 438 00:30:48,815 --> 00:30:51,017 NO, IT WAS SO FUN. I GOT TO HUG JEAN SMART. I GOT TO GIVE HER AN AWARD, 439 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:57,257 TECHNICALLY. AND THEN, I GOT TO LIKE EAT LITTLE PROSCIUTTO THINGS NEXT 440 00:30:57,257 --> 00:31:01,061 TO LORNE MICHAELS AND JOKE WITH HIM ALL NIGHT, SO IT WAS LOVELY 441 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:05,331 >> Jimmy: I LIKE SEEING YOU AND TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU EXPERIENCE. 442 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:09,803 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU GOT EXCITED THAT TAYLOR SWIFT WAS ON THE SHOW 443 00:31:09,803 --> 00:31:12,505 MUSICAL GUEST ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" A FEW WEEKS AGO AND YOU'RE A BIG TAYLOR SWIFT FAN. 444 00:31:12,505 --> 00:31:17,344 >> BIG SWIFTIE >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG SWIFTIE. 445 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:21,614 AND DID YOU GET TO MEET HER? AND WERE YOU NERVOUS AND WALK ME THROUGH THE PROCESS 446 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:25,452 >> I GOT TO MEET HER AT PROMOS ON THURSDAY. WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING PROMOS FOR 447 00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:29,089 THE EPISODE, YOU DO THAT ON THURSDAY PEOPLE AT "SNL" THREW ME A 448 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:37,097 A BONE, SAID THAT YOU CAN STAND NEXT TO HER. IT WAS A HUGE DEAL 449 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:38,898 I GOT TO TELL HER THAT IN AN IMPROVISED LINE IN A PROMO THAT HER SONG "TREACHEROUS" IS THE 450 00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:43,937 SOUND OF FALLING IN LOVE, WHICH I BELIEVE TO BE TRUE AND THEN, I STOOD OUTSIDE OF 451 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:46,539 HER DRESSING ROOM AFTER THE SHOW ON SATURDAY - >> Jimmy: NOW WE'RE TALKING. 452 00:31:46,539 --> 00:31:49,509 NOW WE'RE TALKING. YEAH >> YEAH, THIS IS THE MEAT OF 453 00:31:49,509 --> 00:31:57,584 IT, OKAY I WAS NOT SURE WHETHER OR NOT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR 454 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,652 BECAUSE, IT'S A REAL, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, THEY SAY, LIKE, "DON'T MEET YOUR HEROES. 455 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:03,256 SHE'S A HERO AND SHE WAS LOVELY ALL WEEK. BUT I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, AFTER 456 00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:06,326 THE SHOW, SHE'S PROBABLY RIDING HIGH SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO 457 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:11,464 LIKE, THE RIFF RAFF LIKE ME. AND SO, I FINALLY KNOCKED ON HER DOOR 458 00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:13,667 SHE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NICER AND I SAID, "I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS. 459 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,402 BUT CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A A PICTURE? AND THEN, SHE WAS LIKE, "OF 460 00:32:15,402 --> 00:32:19,773 COURSE." CAN SADIE SINK, THE STAR AND THE MUSE OF MY MUSIC VIDEO BE 461 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:22,409 IN IT. I WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE." >> Jimmy: I LOVE SADIE SINK. 462 00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:24,477 >> SO WE TOOK THIS PHOTO >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW THE PHOTO. 463 00:32:24,477 --> 00:32:27,113 HERE'S YOU, TAYLOR AND SADIE SINK LOOK AT THIS 464 00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:30,483 IS THAT A PERFECT PHOTO? NOW LOOK AT THAT [ APPLAUSE ] 465 00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:38,258 >> PURE BLISS. I'M BLISSED OUT. THEN THERE'S MORE. 466 00:32:38,258 --> 00:32:40,794 SO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE DRESSING ROOM WERE THERE, AND SHE WAS LIKE, "WHO SHOULD TAKE THIS? 467 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:42,729 AND THEN, DEADPOOL HIMSELF, RYAN REYNOLDS WAS LIKE, "I'LL DO IT. 468 00:32:42,729 --> 00:32:48,868 THAT'S HIM [ APPLAUSE ] THE STAR OF "JUST FRIENDS" 469 00:32:48,868 --> 00:32:53,973 HIMSELF, YES >> Jimmy: HOW FUN IS THAT? I WANT TO -- THIS IS THE 470 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:57,110 HOLIDAY SHOW COMING UP RIGHT NOW ON "SNL. WILL YOU DO ANYTHING OVER THE 471 00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:59,779 BREAK? ARE YOU GOING TO GET TO SEE YOUR FAMILY? 472 00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:05,051 >> YEAH. I'M JUST GOING TO HANG WITH MY PARENTS AND LIKE TEACH MY MOM 473 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:07,120 TO USE NETFLIX FOR THE EIGHTH YEAR IN A ROW, SO I CAN'T WAIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 474 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:11,925 >> Jimmy: YOU POSTED SOME PHOTOS OF A HIKE IS IT DENVER 475 00:33:11,925 --> 00:33:14,761 WHERE ARE THEY FROM? COLORADO >> DENVER. 476 00:33:14,761 --> 00:33:18,298 SUBURBAN DENVER. >> Jimmy: THEY WERE GOING ON A A HIKE, OR HIKING, AND YOU TOOK 477 00:33:18,298 --> 00:33:22,235 PHOTOS OF YOUR PARENTS HIKING. AND FANS OF YOURS ON TWITTER SEEMED A LITTLE CONFUSED THAT 478 00:33:22,235 --> 00:33:27,974 THESE ARE THEIR HIKING OUTFITS THEY LOOK LINE THEY'RE GOING TO A DINNER SOMEWHERE 479 00:33:27,974 --> 00:33:30,677 [ LAUGHTER ] PRETTY GLAMOROUS >> THEY'RE WEARING STEAKHOUSE 480 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:35,215 ATTIRE, BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY ARE >> THEY LOOK DRESSED UP. 481 00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:37,283 YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOUR DAD'S WEARING LOAFERS, YEAH. 482 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:40,186 >> LOAFERS MY DAD'S WEARING LOAFERS AND A A BUTTON DOWN AND LIKE A 483 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:46,226 A SWEATER VEST MY MOM IS WEARING LIKE A A RHINESTONE/CRYSTAL SWEATSHIRT 484 00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:52,098 THAT SHE BOUGHT AT GOODWILL. [ LAUGHTER ] AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAD A LOT 485 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:54,000 TO SAY ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE WEARING. AND I JUST HAD TO BE LIKE, 486 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,105 "Y'ALL, THIS IS WHAT IMMIGRANTS DO THEY DON'T DRESS APPROPRIATELY 487 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:07,247 FOR THINGS, AND THAT'S FINE AND WE SHOULD LET THEM DO THAT." LIKE, THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A 488 00:34:07,247 --> 00:34:09,049 A STEAKHOUSE AND THERE IS NO DRESS CODE FOR THIS, AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE PERSON TO 489 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:11,451 TELL THEM ABOUT DICK'S SPORTING GOODS OR REI >> Jimmy: WHY CAN'T YOU BE THE 490 00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:19,793 PERSON WHO TELLS THEM THAT >> I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THEIR INNOCENCE, YOU KNOW. 491 00:34:19,793 --> 00:34:21,695 I FEEL LIKE THE ROLES ARE SWITCHED, AND I DON'T WANT TO LIKE -- I WANT TO LIKE KEEP 492 00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:28,668 THEM THE WAY THEY ARE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON 493 00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:31,271 YOUR PODCAST, BY THE WAY "LAS CULTURISTAS"? AM I SAYING IT CORRECTLY 494 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:36,209 >> NAILED IT >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> NAILED. 495 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:38,078 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT NAMED ONE OF THE BEST COMEDY PODCASTS OF 2021 BY VULTURE, CONGRATS ON 496 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:44,384 THAT, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. 497 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:46,720 YEAH, IT'S A REAL HONOR. >> Jimmy: THIS WEEKEND, PAUL RUDD ON "SATURDAY NIGHT 498 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:50,190 LIVE." >> PAUL RUDD, YEAH >> Jimmy: I MEAN HE'S THE BEST 499 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:54,794 WHAT CAN WE EXPECT ANYTHING, CAN YOU GIVE US ANY HINTS? 500 00:34:54,794 --> 00:35:03,303 >> I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO SEE MR. RUDD JUST BE SEXIEST MAN ALIVING ALL OVER THE PLACE 501 00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:06,139 AND I THINK THAT'LL BE GREAT I THINK IT'S HIS FIFTH TIME HOSTING, SO THAT'S KIND OF 502 00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:09,442 COOL >> Jimmy: OH, MAYBE A FIVE TIMERS 503 00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:15,448 MAYBE A FIVE - >> MAYBE A FIVE TIMERS MOMENT. I DON'T KNOW 504 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:17,650 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> I CAN'T SAY MUCH MORE THAN THAT 505 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:20,920 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO I LOVE YOU BOWEN YANG 506 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,056 THANK YOU FOR THE SCOOP. CHECK OUT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST 507 00:35:23,056 --> 00:35:24,958 PAUL RUDD. MUSICAL GUEST CHARLIE XCX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 508 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:26,493 A PERFORMANCE FROM TONI CORNELL STICK AROUND 509 00:35:26,493 --> 00:35:52,719 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER LATE 510 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,621 FATHER CHRIS CORNELL'S COVER OF "NOTHING COMPARES 2 U" OFF HIS ALBUM, "NO ONE SINGS LIKE YOU 511 00:35:54,621 --> 00:35:58,391 ANYMORE," BOTH OF WHICH ARE NOMINATED FOR GRAMMYS. HERE'S TONI CORNELL. 512 00:35:58,391 --> 00:35:58,425 NOMINATED FOR GRAMMYS. HERE'S TONI CORNELL. 513 00:36:01,761 --> 00:36:20,847 * * IT'S BEEN SEVEN HOURS 514 00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:32,559 AND FIFTEEN DAYS SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAY * 515 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:40,066 * I GO OUT EVERY NIGH AND SLEEP ALL DA SINCE YOU TOOK 516 00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:55,715 YOUR LOVE AWAY * * SINCE YOU BEEN GONE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT 517 00:36:55,715 --> 00:37:02,822 I CAN SE WHOMEVER I CHOOSE * * I CAN EAT MY DINNER 518 00:37:02,822 --> 00:37:12,332 IN A FANCY RESTAURAN BUT NOTHIN I SAID NOTHING * 519 00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:33,119 * CAN TAKE AWAY THESE BLUES 'CAUSE NOTHING COMPARE NOTHING COMPARES TO YO 520 00:37:33,119 --> 00:37:46,466 IT'S BEEN SO LONELY * * WITHOUT YOU HER LIKE A BIRD WITHOUT A SONG 521 00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:55,742 NOTHING CAN STOP THESE LONELY TEARS FROM FALLING * * TELL ME BAB 522 00:37:55,742 --> 00:38:10,056 WHERE DID I GO WRONG I COULD PUT MY ARM AROUND EVERY BOY I SEE * 523 00:38:10,056 --> 00:38:17,497 * BUT THEY'D ONLY REMIND ME OF YOU I WENT TO THE DOCTOR 524 00:38:17,497 --> 00:38:25,271 GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME * * GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME HE SAID GIRL 525 00:38:25,271 --> 00:38:28,308 YOU BETTER TRY T HAVE FUN NO MATTER * * WHAT YOU DO 526 00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:42,622 BUT HE'S A FOO 'CAUSE NOTHING NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU * 527 00:38:42,622 --> 00:38:52,599 * ALL THE FLOWERS THAT YOU PLANTED MAM IN THE BACK YARD 528 00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:59,906 ALL DIED WHEN * * YOU WENT AWAY I KNOW THAT LIVING 529 00:38:59,906 --> 00:39:07,113 WITH YOU BAB WAS SOMETIMES HARD * * BUT I'M WILLING T 530 00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:23,029 GIVE IT ANOTHER TR 'CAUSE NOTHING COMPARE NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU * 531 00:39:23,029 --> 00:39:37,610 * NOTHING COMPARE NOTHING COMPARES TO YO NOTHING COMPARES 532 00:39:37,610 --> 00:39:53,259 NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 533 00:39:53,259 --> 00:39:58,064 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON, BOWEN YANG, TONY CORNELL ONCE AGAIN. 534 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:02,769 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 535 00:40:02,769 --> 00:40:04,938 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT" WITH SETH MEYERS 536 00:40:04,938 --> 00:40:24,457 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 537 00:40:24,457 --> 00:40:24,491 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *