>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SCARLETT JOHANSSON
BOWEN YANG MUSICAL GUEST TONI CORNELL AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1573 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. I APPRECIATE IT.
I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE
"TONIGHT SHOW" LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE HERE. YOU'RE WATCHING THE RIGHT SHOW >> LOVE YOU TOO JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I LOVE YOU TOO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, ONE OF THE BIGGEST
MOVIES OF THE YEAR, "SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME" HAS FINALLY HIT THEATERS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FINALLY. FANS ARE GOING NUTS.
PEOPLE HAVEN'T BEEN THIS PUMPED FOR A MARVEL MOVIE SINCE THE LAST ONE CAME OUT A WEEK AGO
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, EVERYONE IS EXCITED TO SEE IT IN THEATERS
EVEN DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, "SCREW IT I HAVE TO SUPPORT THIS GUY
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S WEARING A MASK. LET'S GO
I'M READY TO GO. YEAH, AS WE SPEAK, FANS ARE LINED UP TO SEE THE MOVIE,
INCLUDING PLENTY OF GUYS DRESSED LIKE SPIDER-MAN WHO DEFINITELY CAN'T PULL OFF DRESSING LIKE
SPIDER-MAN [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
IN THIS MOVIE, SPIDER-MAN HAS TO FIGHT OFF A BUNCH OF CRAZY VILLAINS AT ONCE
AND AFTER HE DOES, HE'S IMMEDIATELY HIRED AS A FLIGHT ATTENDANT FOR UNITED
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF AIRLINES, IN A SENATE HEARING, THE CEOs OF
SOUTHWEST AND AMERICAN AIRLINES BOTH QUESTIONED THE NEED FOR MASKS ON PLANES.
THE SAME THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED LAST MONTH WITH THE CEO OF SPIRIT AND PANTS
[ LAUGHTER ] YUP, THE SOUTHWEST CEO WAS LIKE, "WHO NEEDS MASKS
THERE'S PLENTY OF FRESH AIR. WE FLY WITH THE TOP DOWN BUCKLE UP, EVERYBODY!"
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF WEARING MASKS ON PLANES, I HEARD ABOUT ONE
PASSENGER WHO TRIED WORK AROUND THE RULE LISTEN TO THIS
>> A MAN IS NOW BANNED FROM FLYING WITH UNITED AIRLINES
AFTER DECIDING TO MASK UP WITH A BRIGHT RED THONG [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IF YOU FLY SPIRIT, THAT'S THE OXYGEN MASK THAT DROPS DOWN IN AN EMERGENCY
[ LAUGHTER ] MAKE SURE TO PUT IT ON YOURSELF FIRST, THEN --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: A FEW MINUTES LATER, AN AIR MARSHAL WALKED OVER AND GAVE HIM A MOUTH WEDGIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS REALLY
UPSET WITH HIS OLD CHIEF OF STAFF MARK MEADOWS FOR WRITING IN HIS BOOK THAT TRUMP'S HAIR
LOOKED AWFUL WHEN HE HAD COVID [ LAUGHTER ] MUST HAVE LOOKED REALLY BAD.
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MOST PEOPLE DESCRIBE TRUMP'S HAIR WHEN HE'S HEALTHY.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, I READ THAT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, MELANIA TRUMP IS
RELEASING HER FIRST NFT CALLED "MELANIA'S VISION," A WATERCOLOR OF HER EYES.
[ LAUGHTER ] DONALD IS LIKE, "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
CONGRATS ON THE NFT. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP IS EXCITED ABOUT IT
HE THINKS NFT STANDS FOR "NOT FILING TAXES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THE COOL THING ABOUT MELANIA'S NFT, JUST LIKE SHE DOES WITH HER HUSBAND, AS SOON AS YOU TURN
AWAY, THE EYES ROLL. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AMAZING
HEY, THIS IS COOL. IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, USAIN BOLT SAID THAT PLAYING
"MARIO KART" HELPED HIM BECOME AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION. [ CHEERS ]
I'M IN SHOCK BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS FOR
THE LAST 35 YEARS. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS
HERE IN NEW YORK, AN MTA MANAGER WAS CAUGHT WITH THE BLOW-UP DOLL IN THE FRONT SEAT OF HIS CAR
AND HE'S INSISTING THAT HE USES IT FOR THE COMPANY AND NOT SO THAT HE CAN DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL
LANE [ LAUGHTER ] IN A RELATED STORY, HE'S LYING
[ LAUGHTER ] THE GUY WAS LIKE, "LOOK, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, TALK TO MY
LAWYER" AND THEN HE BLEW UP ANOTHER DOLL [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, GUYS, "SING 2" IS COMING OUT NEXT WEEK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MEAN, WE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS IT HAS SUCH AN AMAZING CAST.
AND WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH THE ACTORS. SO WE GAVE THEM A BUNCH OF WEIRD
PHRASES AND ASKED THEM ON SNEAK THOSE PHRASES INTO THEIR INTERVIEWS AS CASUALLY AS
POSSIBLE NO ONE KNEW WE WERE DOING THIS SO CHECK IT OUT.
IT'S TIME FOR "DROP IT IN.
* DROP IT I
DROP IT IN DROP IT DROP I DROP IT IN *
>> OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE IS GOING TO WATCH "SING 2" FOR CHRISTMAS. HOW DO YOU GUYS PLAN ON
CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? >> I'M JUST GOING TO EAT A LOT OF FOOD.
I FEEL LIKE, CAUSE YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, IF YOU CAN'T LICK THE SPOON, JUST EAT THE
BOWL [ DING ] >> THAT'S RIGHT.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS NOT A MARSUPIAL?
KANGAROO, KOALA OR PLATYPUS? >> KOALA >> PLATYPUS HAVE NO POUCHES.
THEY'RE THE ONLY EGG LAYING MAMMAL >> POUCHES, EGGS, GRAPE NUTS, GO
NUTS [ DING ] YEAH
[ APPLAUSE ] >> I THINK IT'S ALSO A MOVIE ABOUT -- ABOUT OVERCOMING YOUR
OWN PERSONAL OBSTACLES AND I MEAN, EVEN THE PRINGLES GUY GETS LONELY IN JANUARY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ DING ] >> HOW MANY "SING" STORIES DO
YOU WANT TO TELL LIKE HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF WHAT YOU WOULD WRITE FOR "SING 3" OR
"SING 4" >> IT COULD BE A "SING 3", "SING 4", "SING 5", "SING 6", "SING
7", "SING 8", YEAH "SING 9", "SING 10, SING 11. >> IT'D BE LIKE THE KIDZ BOP
VERSION OF MOVIES. >> YEAH. YOU SKIP 13, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW
>> YEAH, YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT >> BAD VIBES [ DING ]
[ APPLAUSE ] BUT NO, I THINK OTHERWISE, YOU KEEP GOING FOREVER
>> SO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY DURING, LIKE FILMING DURING THE -- OR DID YOU GUYS GET TO GET TOGETHER
AT ANY POINT >> THEY'RE GRAPE AS THE T THE TIGER SAYS.
[ DING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE GRAPE!
>> THE THIRD OF THE FUN OF SHOW BUSINESS AND THE HARD PART IS, YOU KNOW, YOU GET READY AND THEN
THERE'S SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL YOU NO AND IT'S DEFLATING
YOU KNOW IT'S NEVER A GREAT IDEA TO MICROWAVE A BALLOON.
[ DING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND I THINK THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF
THE CAST OF CHARACTERS IS THEY DON'T STOP >> IN THE FILM, BUSTER MOON HAS
TO TELL A LITTLE WHITE LIE I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO EXAGGERATE A SPECIAL
SKILL TO EITHER LAND A ROLE OR GET AHEAD. >> I NEVER WILL TELL A WHITE
LIE. AND THAT'S SOMETHING I LEARNED WHEN I ONCE PUT A BALLOON INSIDE
OF A MICROWAVE AND IT'S NEVER A GOOD IDEA TO PUT A BALLOON IN A MICROWAVE.
[ DING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I JUST HAVE ONE LAST THING TO
SAY. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ DING ]
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THAT'S SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER
>> THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT TOO WITH US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING -- COME ON, BUDDY. THANK YOU TO THE CAST OF "SING
2. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN!
SHE STARS IN GIANT, NEW ANIMATED MOVIE "SING 2," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd
SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS JOINING US TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, YOU KNOW HIM FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH IS ALL NEW THIS WEEK.
IT'S THE HOLIDAY SHOW, WITH HOST PAUL RUDD AND MUSICAL GUEST CHARLI XCX
BOWEN YANG IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CRUSHING RIGHT NOW, MAN.
HE'S CRUSHING IT AND SINGING A TRIBUTE TO HER DAD CHRIS CORNELL, MAKING HER TV
DEBUT WITH US TONIGHT, WE HAVE MUSIC FROM TONI CORNELL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT WILL BE NICE. GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY TWO SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS
BREAK. WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW"
TRADITION, TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO
* 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
2 DAYS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND
CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN ABSURDLY COOL CHRISTMAS SWEATER
FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SINCE THERE ARE TWO SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER TWO
[ DRUM ROLL WHERE IS DOOR NUMBER TWO WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
YEAH, SANTA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
LOOK AT THAT THAT'S A LOT OF SWEATER RIGHT THERE.
OH, IT'S GORGEOUS. LOOK AT THAT TURN IT AROUND
OH, LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HIGH QUALITY, RIGHT
THERE. NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GONNA GO HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER AND IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME
ON DOWN. QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE
[ DRUM ROLL WHO WANTS A SWEATER? IT'S A GOOD ONE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 232. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON DOWN WELL, HELLO!
WELCOME. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> ABBY LANE FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. >> Jimmy: FROM NASHVILLE,
TENNESSEE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE NASHVILLE.
WELL, SOMETIMES IT GETS COOL, IT GETS COZY UP THERE IN NASHVILLE. >> SURE.
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY THIS ON FOR THE AUDIENCE >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: JUST SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, HOW BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKS [ APPLAUSE ]
I THINK IT'S PERFECT NO ONE WILL HAVE THIS IN NASHVILLE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO PROBABLY ANY STATE YOU GO TO
THEY WON'T HAVE IT OH OH, WOW.
LOOK AT IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS -- LOOK AT THAT.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. OH, OH MY -- YES OH MY GOODNESS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANTASTIC! THANK YOU SO MUCH.
CONGRATS YOU ARE A WINNER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE LISTENING TO MY LATEST "DO NOT
PLAY LIST. COME ON BACK, IT'S GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON SO I'M ABOUT TO PLAY SOME REAL HOLIDAY SONGS FROM REAL BANDS THAT I
THINK YOU SHOULD AVOID IT'S TIME FOR MY "DO NOT PLAY LIST."
HERE WE GO
* DO NOT PLAY
DO NOT PLA DO NOT PLAY THESE SONG THESE SONGS *
>> Jimmy: NOW BEFORE WE START, I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT EVERY ARTIST AND SONG THAT I'M
ABOUT TO MAY FOR YOU IS 100% REAL THESE ARE ACTUAL BANDS AND
ACTUAL SONGS YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THEM ON SPOTIFY, OR AMAZON, OR SEE IF
YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORE HAS THEM. THESE ARE REAL QUEST, THESE ARE REAL.
>> Questlove: I STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT THEY ARE
THESE ARE REAL I DON'T MAKE THESE UP. AND YOU'LL KNOW TONIGHT THAT
IT'S NOT ME DOING THIS >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: THIS IS ACTUAL STUFF
YOU CAN FIND ON THE INTERWEB >> Questlove: SURE >> Jimmy: OR WHEREVER YOU GO
YEAH, LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON MY "DO NOT PLAYLIST." THIS FIRST ONE IS AN ALBUM
IT CAME OUT IN THE EARLY '90s BY A BAND CALLED CREW X HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THEM?
>> Steve: CREW X >> Jimmy: YEAH, CREW X >> Steve: OKAY
>> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "CHRISTMAS RAP MUSIC. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: CREW X IT'S ALL, LIKE, SONGS WE'VE HEARD.
"THE FIRST NOEL. [ LAUGHTER ] "DECK THE HALLS.
THEN THERE'S ONE CALLED, "THE CHRISTMAS RAP. BUT LET'S LISTEN TO -- THIS ONE
IS CALLED "SANTA RAP." >> Steve: THIS IS CALLED "SANTA -- AND WHAT KIND OF GENRE
MUSIC IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: WELL, ACCORDING TO
THOSE FONTS, RAP MUSIC >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? RAP --
>> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA >> Questlove: ACCORDING TO THIS FONTS.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I GUESS -- I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT'S RAP
MUSIC. YEAH >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO "SANTA RAP."
TO EVERY GIRL AND BO SANTA CARRIED SOME SACKS GRAND FULL OF TOYS *
* UP AND DOWN MY CHIMNE EVERY CHRISTMAS EV DOWN
DOWN * * DOW DOWN
IT'S A SANTA RAP I SAID THE SANTA RAP * * YOU WANT A BALL OR A BA
A DOLLAR A HAT IT'S IN THE SANTA SACK IT'S A SANTA RAP *
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. YEAH, IT'S THE SANTA RAP
>> Questlove: IT'S LEGIT >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT -- IT'S ACTUALLY NOT BAD
>> Questlove: I THOUGHT -- I THOUGHT IT WAS HIGGINS, BUT IT'S NOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "HE -- HE DOES HAVE, KIND OF, LIKE, A -- LIKE A
DEEP -- HE SOUNDS LIKE A -- >> Steve: "SOUNDS LIKE A 60-PACK SMOKER."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "YEAH, OR HE SOUNDS LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN.
>> Steve: "OH, YEAH! >> Jimmy: "OH, YEAH! [ LAUGHTER ]
* IT'S THE SANTA RAP * YOU WANT T A BALL OR A BA
WANT A DOLL OR A HAT * * IT'S THE SANTA RAP * >> Steve: "A DOLL OR A HAT."
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT. THAT WAS ACTUALLY NOT BAD. SO I THINK THAT WENT BACK.
YOU CAN PLAY THAT ONE IF YOU WANT TO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS A SINGER FROM THE CHICAGO AREA.
ANYONE FROM CHICAGO AT ALL [ CHEERS ] THEN YOU MIGHT BE FAMILIAR WITH
THE WORKS OF JAN TERRI >> Steve: OH, YES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: WAIT, WHAT >> Jimmy: THERE'S JAN AND -- HER LEATHER JACKET THERE RIDING A
MOTORCYCLE A GOOD HEAD OF HAIR ON JAN [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: YEAH, THAT'S A SNYDER >> Jimmy: YEAH
WOW. YEAH, WELL, THIS COVERAGE, YOU KNOW WHAT SCREAMS TO ME?
HOLIDAY SPIRIT >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT IF I SEE THAT, I THINK CHRISTMAS TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU SEE THIS IMAGE AND YOU GO, "OH.
>> Steve: YEAH WELL, WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, THAT'S WHAT I SEE WHEN I THINK
OF CHRISTMAS, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU SEE SOMEONE ON A
MTORCYCLE >> Steve: I SEE SOMEONE ON A MOTORCYCLE WITH A BIG OLD
HEALTHY HEAD OF HAIR [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
THIS ONE, THIS SONG IS CALLED, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. IT'S CALLED, "EXCUSE MY
CHRISTMAS. >> Steve: OH * I LOVE THE COLD
I LOVE THE SNO IN NEW YORK CITY IS THERE' SO MANY PLACES TO GO *
* BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL DAY YOU SPEND IT WITH A FRIENDS
EACH AND EVERY WAY * * WHILE WE'RE AWA WE KNOW YOU MISS U
ALL I CAN SAY IS EXCUSE MY CHRISTMAS * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
* >> Steve: WHOA WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Questlove: WHOA, WHOA WAIT, WAIT >> Jimmy: OH, WE MISSED THE BEST
PART, MAN. >> Questlove: WHAT WAS THAT? >> Jimmy: WAS THAT LIKE A -- WAS
THAT AN EMERGENCY WARNING AT THE END? EXCUSE HER CHRISTMAS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXCUSE MY CHRISTMAS. THERE YOU GO
>> Steve: KISS MY GRITS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S JAN TERRI OH, THIS NEXT ONE IS A SONG FROM
AN ORGANIZATION CALLED ACTIONAID SWEDEN THIS SONG IS CALLED "O HOLY
NIGHT (GOAT EDITION)." [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TAKE A LISTEN.
[ MULTIPLE GOATS SCREAMING ] >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP
THAT'S GOOD. STOP, STOP WE'RE GOOD
STOP, STOP I WILL DONATE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'LL DONATE. I'LL GIVE YOU MY VENMO PLEASE, WHATEVER IT IS
[ GOATS SCREAMING OH, GOSH [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS NEXT ONE IS CALLED, "HOLIDAY WITH B.J. SNOWDEN." >> Steve: YES, B.J.'S.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: SONWDEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD HOLIDAY WITH B.J. SNOWDEN [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEP. WELL, LISTEN IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED "THE MERRY
CHRISTMAS HOP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WAIT, SO THAT'S A HOP
PLANT? LIKE, IT MAKES BEER? >> Jimmy: PROBABLY
LIKE -- YEAH, THAT THEY MAKE BEER OUT OF. I GET IT
HERE IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S LISTEN TO "THE MERRY
CHRISTMAS HOP.
MERRY CHRISTMAS HO
I'M TELLING YOU AGAI IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS HOP * * DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT *
>> Steve: MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] [ GOATS SCREAMING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: YEAH, PUT THE GOAT BACK ON.
>> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS THE SAME AS THE GOAT MAN.
>> Steve: WOW. THAT WAS LIKE A RECORDED NIGHTMARE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, WOW! THIS LAST ONE HERE IS FROM TWIN
SISTERS FROM TRANSYLVANIA. >> Steve: TRANSYLVANIA >> Jimmy: YEP, THEY CALL
THEMSELVES "THE CHEEKY GIRLS." [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO IT.
"HAVE A CHEEKY CHRISTMAS."
CHRISTMAS PRESEN
CLOSE YOUR EYE AND MAKE A WISH * * IF YOU FEEL
* REALLY GOOD BOY I WILL B YOUR SPECIAL DISH *
* EVERYBODY COME TOGETHER IT'S A HOT HOT CHRISTMAS NIGHT *
>> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS ONE. ROOTS, CAN YOU PLAY ME
SOMETHING -- SOMETHING LIKE THIS *
* IT'S A HO HOT CHRISTMAS * THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
"DO NOT PLAY." IF YOU HAVE AN ALBUM OR SONG YOU THINK WE SHOULD USE ON OUR NEXT
"DO NOT PLAY LIST," SEND IT TO US AT DONOTPLAY@TONIGHTSHOW.COM. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SCARLETT JOHANSSON *
TONIGHT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIE STARS IN THE WORLD SHE'S STARRING IN THE NEW
MOVIE, "SING 2," IN THEATERS WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 22nd PLEASE WELCOME
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. COME ON NOW.
YEAH OH, SCARLETT, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW >> THANK YOU IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DID GET TO
SEE YOU IN PERSON RECENTLY AT THE "KENNEDY CENTER HONORS." >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THE "KENNEDY CENTER HONORS" ON -- IN D.C THAT WAS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO
NOW. AND WAS, I THINK, THE LATEST I'VE BEEN UP IN ABOUT, I WOULD
SAY, 2 1/2 YEARS >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE -- BECAUSE OF THE BABY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HOW IS THE NEW BABY? HOW IS EVERYTHING GOING? >> SO FAR SO GOOD.
>> Jimmy: YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE HAVING TWO KIDS AT HOME?
HOW DOES YOUR OLDER DAUGHTER FEEL >> MY DAUGHTER, ROSE, IS 7, SO
SHE'S IN SECOND GRADE. >> Jimmy: CUTE >> SHE HAS A LOT GOING ON IN
HER LIFE SHE'S GOT A VERY ACTIVE SOCIAL CALENDAR
[ LAUGHTER ] SO SHE'S NOT - YEAH
SHE'S -- SHE'S NOT AS INTERESTED IN THE BABY AS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I DON'T KNOW. LET'S SAY, LIKE, ANY OTHER THING, REALLY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOES -- IS SHE AT THE
AGE WHERE SHE'S EMBARRASSED BY YOU OR NOT YET >> YEAH, SHE'S -- SHE'S
EMBARRASSED BY ME BECAUSE I DO A LITTLE DANCE WHEN THE SCHOOL BUS PULLS UP
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE -- SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT
>> Jimmy: "DON'T DO THAT MOM, PLEASE. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE -- YEAH.
>> YEAH, SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT SO, OF COURSE, AND THEN I JUST DO -- AND I'M EXAGGERATING EVEN
FURTHER. SHE'S AT A PHASE RIGHT NOW WHERE SHE KEEPS TELLING ME THAT
I CAN'T TELL HER WHAT TO DO. [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH TO ME, I'M LIKE, I'M NOT
GOING TO ARGUE WITH HER ABOUT IT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. BUT YOU'RE LIKE, "OF COURSE, I CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'RE -- YOU'RE A CHILD
YOU'RE A BABY. >> AND I MEAN, THAT SEEMS LIKE A CONVERSATION THAT'S NOT GOING
ANYWHERE GOOD. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "SING 2.
YOU'RE VERY FUNNY IN THE MOVIE, BUT I -- ALSO, I HEARD THAT YOU DO A CHER IMPRESSION
IS THAT -- IS THAT TRUE? >> YEAH. I DO A CHER IMPRESSION
YEAH, I DO I DO >> Jimmy: WHICH --
>> I HAVEN'T BROKEN IT OUT IN A WHILE. I DON'T THINK I'VE BROKEN IT
OUT SINCE I GOT MY TONSILS REMOVED. >> Jimmy: IT'S -- WAS IT -- IS
IT -- DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT'S YOUR IMPRESSION WHAT SONG DO YOU DO?
>> WELL -- I DON'T KNOW. * YOU SIT AROUND AN WAIT FOR YOU WHILE
I CAN'T DO THA I ALSO SHOULDN'T SAY * >> Jimmy: NO WAY
MY GOD HEY, THAT WAS IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THAT'S NOT BAD. >> Jimmy: NO, IT SOUNDED -- OH, MY GOD
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. DO YOU DO -- DO YOU DO KARAOKE I GUESS NO ONE -- NO ONE REALLY
DID THAT >> I DID KARAOKE FOR MY RECENT BIRTHDAY
YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU DID. >> I DID KARAOKE FOR MY RECENT
BIRTHDAY I -- I HAVEN'T DONE IT IN SO LONG AND -- YEAH, IT WAS
EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU -- WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO SONG?
>> I MEAN, I JUST -- >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU HAVE >> MY GO-TO SONG -- I -- I
MEAN, I LIKE TO, KIND OF -- I LIKE TO TEASE THE CROWD. SO FIRST, I'D LIKE TO START OUT
WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT, SORT OF, LIKE, A LITTLE, KIND OF, INTIMATE, EMOTIONAL.
IT WOULD GO WITH, LIKE, A FLEETWOOD MAC SONG ACTUALLY. >> Jimmy: OOH.
>> AND THEN -- BUT LIKE, ONE OF THE MORE -- YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE LANDSLIDES SO PEOPLE ARE
LIKE, "WHOA! KIND OF, EVERYBODY IS IN THE ROOM NOW."
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN I LIKE TO, KIND OF -- I GOT TO, LIKE, TO RAMP IT UP
A LITTLE BIT AND THEN I'LL DO A BILLY JOEL SONG LIKE WHEN WE'RE MAYBE THREE TEQUILA SHOTS
IN >> Jimmy: YEP, THAT'S VERY SMART.
THIS IS ALL GOOD >> AND THEN AFTER -- AFTER THAT, I LIKE TO BRING THE GROUP
TOGETHER AND -- AND I -- AND EVERYBODY, I LIKE TO JOIN, EVERYBODY JOIN IN FOR
A RENDITION OF "BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY." AND WE ALL DO ALL DIFFERENT
CLIPS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY THE RIGHT WAY TO DO IT
SEE? YOU'RE A PRO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S UP
>> Jimmy: IN THE MOVIE, ASH GETS TO MEET HER HERO. WAS THERE EVER A MOMENT IN YOUR
LIFE WHERE YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M NERVOUS TO MEET THIS PERSON," AND THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE
ACTUALLY AWESOME AND RELAXING? >> YEAH. I -- I MET JUDGE JUDY ONCE
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS IN A -- >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> I WAS IN A RESTAURANT AND I SAW JUDGE JUDY AT A TABLE WITH HER FAMILY
AND I -- OH, MY GOD. I WAS SO STAR STRUCK I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH WERE YOU -- WERE YOU AFRAID A LITTLE BIT THAT SHE MIGHT
JUDGE YOU OR SAY SOMETHING >> LIKE, JUDGE ME? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE IT'S WHAT SHE DOES FOR A A LIVING
YEAH I WOULD BE AFRAID. I WOULD --
>> YEAH, I DID -- I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS I DIDN'T KNOW IF SHE WAS GOING
TO, YOU KNOW -- I -- I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE -- SHE'S LIKE AN ICON, OBVIOUSLY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> AND SO, I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW IF SHE WAS GOING
TO LOOK AT ME AND BE LIKE, "GET AWAY FROM MY TABLE I'M HERE WITH MY FAMILY.
AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ZIP IT >> " I'M JUDGE JUDY.
LEAVE ME ALONE." >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT.
NO SHE WAS WONDERFUL AND I WAS SO RELIEVED THAT SHE WAS A VERY
NICE PERSON AND SHE PROBABLY WAS LIKE -- ALSO, I THINK SHE WAS SURPRISED THAT I WAS THERE
AND I WAS -- GOD, I WAS VERY GEEKED OUT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I MEAN, I GREW UP WITH JUDGE JUDY >> Jimmy: ME TOO
WE ALL DID >> LIKE, SHE'S -- YEAH, SHE'S AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST >> BUT SHE WAS VERY, VERY NICE >> Jimmy: BUT ONCE YOU MEET
HER, THEN IT'S -- AND THEN YOU GO, "YEAH, EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD BE CAKE," AND THAT'S HOW YOU
GET TO DO -- YOU GET TO SAY -- SING A SING WITH BONO. YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH
PLEASE I ALREADY MET JUDGE JUDY." [ LAUGHTER ]
BONO IS -- YEAH. >> I WOULD LOVE TO DO A DUET WITH JUDGE JUDY.
>> Jimmy: "SING 3. LET'S -- LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
CAN YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHAT'S HAPPENING IN "SING 2"? >> WHAT IS HAPPENING IN "SING
2" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I -- I WILL
TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING IN "SING 2. YOU GUYS WERE TAKING -- TRYING
TO GO TO THIS GIANT CASINO YOU'RE BASICALLY -- YOU'RE TAKING THE SHOW TO, LIKE,
A GIANT -- BASICALLY VEGAS >> RIGHT, AND THEN WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
AND WHAT HAPPENS >> Jimmy: THEN YOU MEET BOBBY CANNAVALE'S CHARACTER WHO
SAID, "JIMMY CRYSTAL." AND HE'S LIKE -- >> I LOVE BOBBY CANNAVALE.
>> Jimmy: AW, HE'S IN THE MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> COOL! >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN - >> OH, MY GOD.
HE'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: BUT DO THEY PULL IT OFF?
DO THEY NOT PULL IT OFF? I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S -- >> DO THEY
>> Jimmy: THE STAKES ARE HIGHER [ LAUGHTER ]
THE STAKES ARE HIGHER. AND YOU HAVE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND YOU HAVE BONO, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SCARLETT JOHANSSON SINGING WITH BONO IN "SING 2."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I'M SINGING LOSE THE CHAIN
YOU CAN'T READ THE CLIFF OUT OF MY SHAME * * OUT OF MY SHAME
YOU KNOW I BELIEVE I BUT I STILL HAVEN' FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR *
* BUT I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, HOW CUTE IS THAT HEDGEHOG, IT'S SO CUTE
SCARLETT JOHANSSON, EVERYBODY. >> THE PORCUPINE >> Jimmy: "SING 2" IS IN
THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd SCARLETT AND I ARE GOING TO DO THE "MIMIC CHALLENGE" WHEN WE
COME BACK. STICK AROUND YOU READY FOR THIS, BUD?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *r) >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." I'M HERE WITH SCARLETT JOHANSSON, RIGHT
THERE! IT'S LIKE A SHOW FROM THE FUTURE
THIS IS SO WILD. WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "THE MIMIC CHALLENGE.
HERE WE GO
ALL RIGHT, BUD
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS MAKING NOISES WITH DIFFERENT
OBJECTS, AND THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO IMMEDIATELY MATCH THAT SOUND AS PRECISELY AS THEY CAN
INTO THE MICROPHONE. >> NOW HOW DO YOU KNOW, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU WON?
LIKE WHAT'S THE -- >> Jimmy: AUDIENCE RESPONSE? >> OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH
YOU'RE RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SINCE YOU'RE MY
GUEST, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE FIRST NOISE AND I WILL MIMIC YOUR NOISE
>> OKAY. I HAVE ALL THESE PROPS OVER HERE, SO THIS IS THE FIRST ONE
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> I'VE NEVER DONE THESE I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF
NOISES THESE MAKE. >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
>> SO, BEAR WITH ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A THERMOMETER? >> IT'S A THERMOMETER.
OKAY [ MIMICKING SOUND [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. NOW, OH, HERE WE GO. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO MIMIC.
>> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: OKAY, READY? [ LETTUCE CRUNCHING
>> I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT SOUND WITH MY VOICE? >> Jimmy: YEAH
YEP. [ MIMICKING LETTUCE CRUNCHING [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NAILED IT!
[ DING ] YOU NAILED IT. OH, MY GOSH.
>> IT'S UNCANNY. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S SO GOOD [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY >> ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS >> Jimmy: OH, I LIKE THAT GUY.
>> SQUEEZE THE JABBER BALL [ JABBER BALL SQUEAK ] >> Jimmy: OKAY
[ MIMICKING JABBER BALL [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: NOT BAD. WOW. I'M ACTUALLY THE VOICE OF THAT
DOLL [ LAUGHTER ] FOR YEARS, YEAH.
OKAY THIS ONE IS A VERY ODD THING AN OTAMATONE, THIS THING IS
CALLED ALL RIGHT, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT IT DOES.
YOU PRESS THE SIDES AND ITS MOUTH OPENS A LITTLE BIT >> OKAY.
[ SQUEAKING [ MIMICKING SQUEAKING >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
YOU HAVE ANOTHER CAREER. YOU HAVE A WHOLE 'NOTHER CAREER IN DOING THIS.
[ MIMICKING SQUEAKING OH, MY GOD >> IS THAT BETTER?
>> Jimmy: YES, I FEEL LIKE ALL THESE DOGS ARE JUST GOING TO START RUNNING TO THE STUDIO.
[ NOISE ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IS THAT RIGHT WHOA [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW, IT GETS BIGGER. OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S A -- THAT'S A VUVUZELA.
>> EXCUSEZ-MOI [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THIS IS
FANTASTIC. I LOVE THESE THINGS. THEY WERE BANNED AT LIKE ALL
THESE FOOTBALL GAMES AND SOCCER GAMES 'CAUSE THEY WERE TOO ANNOYING
>> AND WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY. [ VUVUZELA BLOWING ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY. [ MIMICKING VUVUZELA ]
[ DINGS >> WHOA. VERY NICE.
ALL RIGHT, SCARLETT, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS ONE. THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE GOOD.
[ WHIPPED CREAM [ MIMICKING WHIPPED CREAM >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT WAS PRETTY
AWESOME. THAT ONE WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING. I THOUGHT IT WAS STILL PUTTING
THE WHIPPED CREAM OUT. SAVING THAT FOR AFTER THE SHOW YEAH
>> PUT IT ON ICE CREAM >> Jimmy: SURE [ TOY SPINNING ]
[ MIMICKING TOY [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. LAST ONE HERE. ALL RIGHT, READY
[ PORCUPINE SOUND [ MIMICKING PORCUPINE [ LAUGHTER ]
WOW, THAT'S HOW A PROFESSIONAL DOES IT RIGHT THERE. MY THANKS TO
SCARLETT JOHANSSON "SING 2" IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE DECEMBER 22nd
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 222. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED COMEDIAN WHO YOU
KNOW FROM HIS WORK ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH IS ALL NEW THIS WEEK WITH HOST PAUL RUDD
AND MUSICAL GUEST CHARLIE XCX. PLEASE WELCOME BOWEN YANG!
* OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALK - OH, COME ON NOW.
BOWEN! >> HI. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING
ON LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU
PLAYED THE ICEBERG THAT SANK THE TITANIC. IT WAS A GIANT HIT AND IT WAS
SO FUNNY AND SINCE THEN, YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY FOR THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THANKS, EVERYBODY >> Jimmy: HOW DID IT GO?
HOW WAS THE EMMYS? WAS IT ALL LIKE YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
>> YEAH. IT WAS EVERYTHING I DREAMED OF, BECAUSE IT TOOK PLACE IN A TENT
ON TOP OF A PARKING GARAGE IN LOS ANGELES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> AND I FEEL LIKE THAT'S THE EMMY EXPERIENCE, BABY.
NO, IT WAS SO FUN. I GOT TO HUG JEAN SMART. I GOT TO GIVE HER AN AWARD,
TECHNICALLY. AND THEN, I GOT TO LIKE EAT LITTLE PROSCIUTTO THINGS NEXT
TO LORNE MICHAELS AND JOKE WITH HIM ALL NIGHT, SO IT WAS LOVELY
>> Jimmy: I LIKE SEEING YOU AND TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU EXPERIENCE.
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU GOT EXCITED THAT TAYLOR SWIFT WAS ON THE SHOW
MUSICAL GUEST ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" A FEW WEEKS AGO AND YOU'RE A BIG TAYLOR SWIFT FAN.
>> BIG SWIFTIE >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG SWIFTIE.
AND DID YOU GET TO MEET HER? AND WERE YOU NERVOUS AND WALK ME THROUGH THE PROCESS
>> I GOT TO MEET HER AT PROMOS ON THURSDAY. WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING PROMOS FOR
THE EPISODE, YOU DO THAT ON THURSDAY PEOPLE AT "SNL" THREW ME A
A BONE, SAID THAT YOU CAN STAND NEXT TO HER. IT WAS A HUGE DEAL
I GOT TO TELL HER THAT IN AN IMPROVISED LINE IN A PROMO THAT HER SONG "TREACHEROUS" IS THE
SOUND OF FALLING IN LOVE, WHICH I BELIEVE TO BE TRUE AND THEN, I STOOD OUTSIDE OF
HER DRESSING ROOM AFTER THE SHOW ON SATURDAY - >> Jimmy: NOW WE'RE TALKING.
NOW WE'RE TALKING. YEAH >> YEAH, THIS IS THE MEAT OF
IT, OKAY I WAS NOT SURE WHETHER OR NOT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR
BECAUSE, IT'S A REAL, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, THEY SAY, LIKE, "DON'T MEET YOUR HEROES.
SHE'S A HERO AND SHE WAS LOVELY ALL WEEK. BUT I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, AFTER
THE SHOW, SHE'S PROBABLY RIDING HIGH SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO
LIKE, THE RIFF RAFF LIKE ME. AND SO, I FINALLY KNOCKED ON HER DOOR
SHE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN NICER AND I SAID, "I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS.
BUT CAN WE PLEASE TAKE A A PICTURE? AND THEN, SHE WAS LIKE, "OF
COURSE." CAN SADIE SINK, THE STAR AND THE MUSE OF MY MUSIC VIDEO BE
IN IT. I WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE." >> Jimmy: I LOVE SADIE SINK.
>> SO WE TOOK THIS PHOTO >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW THE PHOTO.
HERE'S YOU, TAYLOR AND SADIE SINK LOOK AT THIS
IS THAT A PERFECT PHOTO? NOW LOOK AT THAT [ APPLAUSE ]
>> PURE BLISS. I'M BLISSED OUT. THEN THERE'S MORE.
SO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE DRESSING ROOM WERE THERE, AND SHE WAS LIKE, "WHO SHOULD TAKE THIS?
AND THEN, DEADPOOL HIMSELF, RYAN REYNOLDS WAS LIKE, "I'LL DO IT.
THAT'S HIM [ APPLAUSE ] THE STAR OF "JUST FRIENDS"
HIMSELF, YES >> Jimmy: HOW FUN IS THAT? I WANT TO -- THIS IS THE
HOLIDAY SHOW COMING UP RIGHT NOW ON "SNL. WILL YOU DO ANYTHING OVER THE
BREAK? ARE YOU GOING TO GET TO SEE YOUR FAMILY?
>> YEAH. I'M JUST GOING TO HANG WITH MY PARENTS AND LIKE TEACH MY MOM
TO USE NETFLIX FOR THE EIGHTH YEAR IN A ROW, SO I CAN'T WAIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU POSTED SOME PHOTOS OF A HIKE IS IT DENVER
WHERE ARE THEY FROM? COLORADO >> DENVER.
SUBURBAN DENVER. >> Jimmy: THEY WERE GOING ON A A HIKE, OR HIKING, AND YOU TOOK
PHOTOS OF YOUR PARENTS HIKING. AND FANS OF YOURS ON TWITTER SEEMED A LITTLE CONFUSED THAT
THESE ARE THEIR HIKING OUTFITS THEY LOOK LINE THEY'RE GOING TO A DINNER SOMEWHERE
[ LAUGHTER ] PRETTY GLAMOROUS >> THEY'RE WEARING STEAKHOUSE
ATTIRE, BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY ARE >> THEY LOOK DRESSED UP.
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOUR DAD'S WEARING LOAFERS, YEAH.
>> LOAFERS MY DAD'S WEARING LOAFERS AND A A BUTTON DOWN AND LIKE A
A SWEATER VEST MY MOM IS WEARING LIKE A A RHINESTONE/CRYSTAL SWEATSHIRT
THAT SHE BOUGHT AT GOODWILL. [ LAUGHTER ] AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAD A LOT
TO SAY ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE WEARING. AND I JUST HAD TO BE LIKE,
"Y'ALL, THIS IS WHAT IMMIGRANTS DO THEY DON'T DRESS APPROPRIATELY
FOR THINGS, AND THAT'S FINE AND WE SHOULD LET THEM DO THAT." LIKE, THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A
A STEAKHOUSE AND THERE IS NO DRESS CODE FOR THIS, AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE PERSON TO
TELL THEM ABOUT DICK'S SPORTING GOODS OR REI >> Jimmy: WHY CAN'T YOU BE THE
PERSON WHO TELLS THEM THAT >> I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THEIR INNOCENCE, YOU KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE THE ROLES ARE SWITCHED, AND I DON'T WANT TO LIKE -- I WANT TO LIKE KEEP
THEM THE WAY THEY ARE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON
YOUR PODCAST, BY THE WAY "LAS CULTURISTAS"? AM I SAYING IT CORRECTLY
>> NAILED IT >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> NAILED.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT NAMED ONE OF THE BEST COMEDY PODCASTS OF 2021 BY VULTURE, CONGRATS ON
THAT, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YEAH, IT'S A REAL HONOR. >> Jimmy: THIS WEEKEND, PAUL RUDD ON "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE." >> PAUL RUDD, YEAH >> Jimmy: I MEAN HE'S THE BEST
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT ANYTHING, CAN YOU GIVE US ANY HINTS?
>> I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO SEE MR. RUDD JUST BE SEXIEST MAN ALIVING ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND I THINK THAT'LL BE GREAT I THINK IT'S HIS FIFTH TIME HOSTING, SO THAT'S KIND OF
COOL >> Jimmy: OH, MAYBE A FIVE TIMERS
MAYBE A FIVE - >> MAYBE A FIVE TIMERS MOMENT. I DON'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> I CAN'T SAY MUCH MORE THAN THAT
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO I LOVE YOU BOWEN YANG
THANK YOU FOR THE SCOOP. CHECK OUT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH HOST
PAUL RUDD. MUSICAL GUEST CHARLIE XCX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM TONI CORNELL STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER LATE
FATHER CHRIS CORNELL'S COVER OF "NOTHING COMPARES 2 U" OFF HIS ALBUM, "NO ONE SINGS LIKE YOU
ANYMORE," BOTH OF WHICH ARE NOMINATED FOR GRAMMYS. HERE'S TONI CORNELL.
* * IT'S BEEN SEVEN HOURS
AND FIFTEEN DAYS SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAY *
* I GO OUT EVERY NIGH AND SLEEP ALL DA SINCE YOU TOOK
YOUR LOVE AWAY * * SINCE YOU BEEN GONE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
I CAN SE WHOMEVER I CHOOSE * * I CAN EAT MY DINNER
IN A FANCY RESTAURAN BUT NOTHIN I SAID NOTHING *
* CAN TAKE AWAY THESE BLUES 'CAUSE NOTHING COMPARE NOTHING COMPARES TO YO
IT'S BEEN SO LONELY * * WITHOUT YOU HER LIKE A BIRD WITHOUT A SONG
NOTHING CAN STOP THESE LONELY TEARS FROM FALLING * * TELL ME BAB
WHERE DID I GO WRONG I COULD PUT MY ARM AROUND EVERY BOY I SEE *
* BUT THEY'D ONLY REMIND ME OF YOU I WENT TO THE DOCTOR
GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME * * GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME HE SAID GIRL
YOU BETTER TRY T HAVE FUN NO MATTER * * WHAT YOU DO
BUT HE'S A FOO 'CAUSE NOTHING NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU *
* ALL THE FLOWERS THAT YOU PLANTED MAM IN THE BACK YARD
ALL DIED WHEN * * YOU WENT AWAY I KNOW THAT LIVING
WITH YOU BAB WAS SOMETIMES HARD * * BUT I'M WILLING T
GIVE IT ANOTHER TR 'CAUSE NOTHING COMPARE NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU *
* NOTHING COMPARE NOTHING COMPARES TO YO NOTHING COMPARES
NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON, BOWEN YANG, TONY CORNELL ONCE AGAIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT" WITH SETH MEYERS
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *