1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,146 >> Steve: FROM STUDIOS 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:16,750 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:20,253 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - PENELOPE CRUZ, 4 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:26,626 KID CUDI TECH EXPERT JOANNA STERN AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:34,567 ROOTS CREW QuestLove: 1572. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:39,239 QuestLove: 1572. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:52,519 * * 8 00:00:52,519 --> 00:01:04,864 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW! THAT'S A CROWD OUT THERE 9 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:09,436 HELLO. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:14,140 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:19,179 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 12 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:23,983 TODAY CHINESE PRESIDENT XI JINPING MET VIRTUALLY WITH RUSSIAN PRESIDENT 13 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:28,922 VLADIMIR PUTIN THEY DIDN'T TALK THEY JUST SPENT AN HOUR 14 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:37,330 EXCHANGING MANIACAL LAUGHTER [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT GREAT NEWS FOR BIDEN. 15 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:40,166 I MEAN, FOR MARVEL FANS, IT'S LIKE IF SPIDER-MAN FOUND OUT THAT DOC OCK WAS ZOOMING WITH 16 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:44,871 THE GREEN GOBLIN I MEAN, SOMETHING IS UP. BUT THEY HAD A LOT TO DISCUSS, 17 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:50,443 LIKE TRADE, NUCLEAR ARMS AND WHY CARRIE DIDN'T CALL 9-1-1 [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:54,114 AT ONE POINT XI CALLED PUTIN HIS GOOD FRIEND AND PUTIN CALLED XI CALLED HIS DEAR 19 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,984 FRIEND AND THEY ENDED THE CALL LIKE, "YOU HACKED US FIRST." 20 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:03,556 "NO, YOU HACK UP FIRST!" "OH NO, YOU HACKED US FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:07,394 SOME BIG NEWS IN WASHINGTON, THE HOUSE VOTED TO HOLD FORMER TRUMP CHIEF OF STAFF 22 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:11,331 MARK MEADOWS IN CRIMINAL CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS FOR REFUSING TO COOPERATE WITH THE 23 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:15,969 JANUARY 6th PANEL. CONSEQUENCES ARE SEVERE. MEADOWS COULD BE SENTENCED TO 24 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,205 A YEAR IN PRISON, OR EVEN WORSE, ANOTHER MONTH WORKING FOR TRUMP. 25 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:23,777 [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, MEADOWS NEEDS A GOOD LAWYER SO THE FIRST THING HE 26 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:28,381 DID IS PULL UP RUDY GIULIANI'S NUMBER AND DELETE IT [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:32,185 SOME MORE NEWS THE WHITE HOUSE JUST ANNOUNCED DUE TO COVID CONCERNS, INSTEAD 28 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:36,556 OF THE TRADITIONAL HOLIDAY PARTIES, HE'S INVITING GUESTS TO COME SEE THE DECORATIONS ON 29 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:43,229 A 30-MINUTE SELF-GUIDED TOUR WHICH IS JUST A FANCY WAY OF BIDEN SAYING, "COME IF YOU 30 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,098 WANT, BUT I AIN'T GONNA BE THERE! [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:50,904 "I AIN'T GETTING COVID." IT'S LIKE GUESTS CAN NOW GO ON A 30-MINUTE SELF-GUIDED TOUR OF 32 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:54,174 AN OLD MANSION THERE'S ACTUALLY A NAME FOR THAT, IT'S CALLED A HAUNTED 33 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:57,110 HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 34 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:00,714 A SELF-GUIDED TOUR OF AN HISTORIC WASHINGTON BUILDING, AND THAT'S BASICALLY HOW FOX 35 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:09,589 NEWS DESCRIBED JANUARY 6th [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, I HEARD THAT 36 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:12,525 PHARMACISTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY ARE BEING BURNED OUT DUE TO INCREASED DEMAND FOR COVID 37 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:18,765 SHOTS AND BEING SHORT STAFFED. YEAH, I'M SURE IT'S THAT, AND NOT JUST HEARING THE CHIPMUNKS 38 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,267 CHRISTMAS ON LOOP FOR TWO MONTHS "I'M LOSING IT, GARY 39 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:24,871 I'M LOSING IT. GET THEM A HULA HOOP, GET THEM A HULA HOOP. 40 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:29,275 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOUR PHARMACIST IS STRESSED OUT WHEN THEY 41 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:33,413 DISINFECT YOUR ARM WITH THE BACARDI WITH THEIR FLASK "SHOT FOR YOU, SHOT FOR ME." 42 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:38,451 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S GOTTEN SO BAD NOW WHEN YOU ORDER XANAX THE PHARMACIST 43 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:43,923 SAYS, "WE JUST RAN OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS 44 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:47,961 IN CANADA, A 5-YEAR-OLD IS SAFE AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT DRIVING HIS PARENT'S CAR TO GO BUY A 45 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:51,765 A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR HIS SISTER [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 46 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:55,602 COP ASKED HIM TO RECITE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS AND HE WAS LIKE, "I HAVEN'T EVEN LEARNED 47 00:03:55,602 --> 00:04:00,640 IT FORWARDS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, HE'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE 48 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,678 SO REALLY HIS SISTER GOT THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,614 MEANWHILE, THE KID SHOWED EACH OFFICER A PACKET OF DUNKAROOS AND SAID, "HOW ABOUT WE SAY 50 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:11,885 THIS NEVER HAPPENED? [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS IS SOMETHING 51 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:14,521 YOU DON'T HEAR EVERY DAY AUTHORITIES IN OHIO ARE INVESTIGATING AFTER SOMEONE 52 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:20,860 STOLE A 58-FOOT BRIDGE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] POLICE SAY THEY'RE ON THE 53 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:24,064 LOOKOUT FOR A THIEF WHO'S DESCRIBED AS HAVING DARK HAIR, BLUE EYES AND IS THE HULK. 54 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,066 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 55 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:45,352 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 56 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:49,155 >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU, ROOTS WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 57 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:55,295 SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "PARALLEL MOTHERS. MAN, THIS IS A GOOD ONE. 58 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,697 THIS PLOT IS -- WHEW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN TALK ABOUT IT 59 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,200 I MEAN I HAVE TO, THIS IS A TALK SHOW BUT -- QuestLove: YEAH. 60 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,736 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO ASK HER PERMISSION WHAT I CAN SAY 61 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:06,339 BECAUSE THIS IS A GREAT STORY. I MEAN, WHAT >> QuestLove: REALLY 62 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:09,075 >> Jimmy: LIKE NUTS. YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA DIG IT. SHE'S AMAZING. 63 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:16,282 PENELOPE CRUZ IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YEAH 64 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:21,054 PLUS, HIS DOCUMENTARY "A MAN NAMED SCOTT" IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO, AND YOU CAN 65 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:24,357 SEE HIM IN THE NEW MOVIE "DON'T LOOK UP," KID CUDI IS HERE TONIGHT! 66 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:33,233 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ANY TECH GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, 67 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:36,503 WE'RE CHECKING OUT SOME OF THE NEWEST TECHNOLOGY WITH "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL'S" SENIOR 68 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:42,275 TECH COLUMNIST JOANNA STERN ON THE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,711 BUT FIRST, EVERYBODY, IT IS TIME FOR "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS 70 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:45,645 TIME FOR "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO 71 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:53,653 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 72 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:58,458 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING 73 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,094 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. 74 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,698 SO SINCE CHRISTMAS IS NEXT SATURDAY -- GOSH, THAT'S HAPPENING FAST 75 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:10,837 I SENT OUT THE #ADDAWORDRUINACHRISTMASSONG. I ASKED YOU GUYS TO JUST SHARE 76 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,340 YOUR FUNNIEST RUINED CHRISTMAS SONGS. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS 77 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:18,044 A TRENDING TOPIC SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG ON TWITTER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,214 AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS. 79 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:26,686 THE FIRST ONE IS FROM @DEPTHSOFWINTERS HE SAID, "JOLLY OLD ST. 80 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:29,622 NICOLAS CAGE." THERE YOU GO YEAH 81 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:32,826 [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD LISTEN TO THAT THIS ONE IS FROM 82 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:37,831 @THESHAWNABLAKE. SHE SAYS, "I SAW MOMMY FRENCH-KISSING SANTA CLAUS." 83 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:43,603 [ AUDIENCE OOHS THAT CHANGES THE SONG A LITTLE BIT. 84 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:46,906 THIS ONE IS FROM @JULIEH4. SHE SAID, "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME DEPOT FOR THE 85 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,075 HOLIDAYS." OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:55,215 ANYONE WORK HERE ANYONE WORK HERE OKAY, I'LL CHECK MYSELF OUT. 87 00:06:55,215 --> 00:07:02,422 THIS ONE IS FROM @2TONEBLUEBLOOD. HE SAYS, "ROCKING SPEEDOS 88 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:07,560 AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE. OH, THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:11,064 THIS IS ONE IS FROM @LUKEDAVY4444. HE SAID, "HARK! THE HAROLD 90 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:17,404 HELL'S ANGELS SING." [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @ALANNEAL. 91 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:22,409 HE SAYS, "LAP DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY." [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:26,913 THEY'RE REALLY UPDATING THAT IT'S STILL CALLED "THE NUTCRACKER" WEIRDLY. 93 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:35,655 [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. THIS ONE IS FROM @C2CESP 94 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:39,059 HE SAYS, "I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS ARGUMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:46,132 OH, THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE. THIS ONE IS FROM @SMITDIZZLE. 96 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:50,737 QuestLove: SMITT DIZZLE? >> Jimmy: SMIT DIZZLE. QuestLove: OH. 97 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:54,341 >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM, OHIO. [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:59,813 THIS LAST ONE HERE IS FROM @SPECIALKPK. HE SAYS, "SANTA BABY YODA. 99 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,915 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" 100 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:05,151 HASHTAGS TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 101 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:09,322 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS, EVERYBODY. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT. 102 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,191 BUT RIGHT NOW, GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY THREE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK WHICH 103 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:17,831 MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE BELOVED "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF 104 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,101 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS"! 105 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,504 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 106 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,473 * 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 3 DAYS LEFT * 107 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:30,043 * >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT. EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND 108 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,711 CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN EXTRAORDINARY CHRISTMAS SWEATER 109 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:39,719 FROM OUR COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:43,757 YES! NOW, SINCE THERE ARE THREE SHOWS LEFT, THUS OPEN DOOR 111 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:51,731 NUMBER THREE [ DRUM ROLL WHERE IS THREE, OKAY 112 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,067 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO FOR IT YEAH, LET'S SEE IT 113 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,536 WOW! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:03,209 OH, THAT IS -- THAT IS - THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS A LITTLE 115 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,813 BIT? MAYBE THAT'S A - LOOK AT THIS THING 116 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:11,618 OH, YEAH, THAT'S LIKE -- CAN WE SEE THE BACKSIDE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:15,221 THAT IS SPACE AGE. THAT IS SPACE AGE. WOW, FANTASTIC 118 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,091 NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYBODY, LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 119 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:22,328 NUMBER AND IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, 120 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:31,838 PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ] 242! 121 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:37,310 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HI 122 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:41,147 WELCOME! HI, WELCOME. COME ON OVER 123 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:45,952 OH, LOOK AT YOU! HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME >> KARINA. 124 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,687 >> Jimmy: KARINA, WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> JERSEY. 125 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:51,858 >> Jimmy: YEAH, JERSEY KARINA, FROM JERSEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:54,361 YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT I LOVE THE -- BUT I THINK THIS 127 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:57,430 WILL JUST KIND OF GO WITH EVERYTHING >> I LOVE IT 128 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,500 I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T STAND OUT IN JERSEY IF YOU WEAR THIS 129 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,103 >> I KNOW. I'M GOING TO GO TO DINNER IN THIS TODAY 130 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,071 >> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY 131 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,840 IT ON? >> CAN I >> Jimmy: YES, PLEASE. 132 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,242 I THINK WE'D LOVE TO SEE IT. I THINK IT WOULD BE AMAZING. I THINK IT'S GORGEOUS. 133 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:16,216 * YEAH, IT'S EASY TO GET ON. LOOK AT THIS 134 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,052 [ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU JOKING ME? 135 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:23,123 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KARINA, LOOK AT YOU! 136 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,959 WE HAVE LIKE SUPERMODELS ON OUR SHOW IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 137 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,361 GORGEOUS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE 138 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,965 I APPRECIATE IT. ANOTHER ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR WINNER 139 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,801 YOU CAN LEAVE IF YOU WANT OR YOU CAN STAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 140 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,871 ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE STICK AROUND, WE GOT MORE 141 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,940 "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:10:40,940 --> 00:11:03,063 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 143 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,931 I GOT TO SAY, THIS IS A VERY EXCITING NIGHT TO BE HERE BECAUSE SOMETHING SPECIAL IS 144 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:08,068 ABOUT TO HAPPEN. WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE THE HEAD 145 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:13,540 OF ONE CELEBRITY AND PUT IT ON ANOTHER CELEBRITY. IT'S TIME FOR "HEAD SWAP." 146 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,707 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS TO EVERYONE AT FORD FOR HELPING US OUT WITH THAT BIT 147 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,444 THAT STRIKE ANYWHERE 3D-AR EXPERIENCE, BY THE WAY, IS REAL 148 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,613 WE WERE PLAYING AROUND WITH IT IN THE OFFICE. IT'S COOL. 149 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,117 YOU CAN PUT THE TRUCK IN DIFFERENT PLACES ON YOUR PHONE AND SEE ALL OF THE FEATURES. 150 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,085 IT'S LIKE IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU IF YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT, 151 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,589 YOU CAN LAUNCH THE EXPERIENCE WITHIN THE GOOGLE APP BY SCANNING THIS QR CODE. 152 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,526 OR YOU CAN VISIT THE F-150 LIGHTNING PAGE ON FORD.COM 153 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,362 AND WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. SO, IF YOU WANT, TAKE SCREEN 154 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,064 SHOTS OF THE TRUCK IN DIFFERENT PLACES BE CREATIVE WITH IT. 155 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,701 POST IT. USE THE #STRIKEANYWHERE AND #FALLONTONIGHT 156 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,537 AND WE'RE GOING TO PUT OUR FAVORITES ON OUR SOCIALS IT'LL BE FUN 157 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,673 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. STICK AROUND AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," 158 00:15:39,673 --> 00:16:00,126 EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 159 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,028 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW FILM "PARALLEL 160 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,630 MOTHERS," WHICH OPENS IN NEW YORK AND LOS ANGELES ON DECEMBER 24th, THEN NATIONWIDE 161 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:13,306 IN JANUARY PLEASE WELCOME PENELOPE CRUZ, EVERYBODY! 162 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:33,693 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 163 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,962 >> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 164 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:40,567 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET INTO THIS MOVIE, BECAUSE, GOSH, YOU'RE PHENOMENAL IN IT 165 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,636 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN SAY ABOUT IT, BUT, WHATEVER, LET'S GET INTO IT. 166 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,574 FIRST OF ALL, WAS IT WAS LAST NIGHT YOU WERE AT MoMA YOU GOT HONORED. 167 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:51,277 >> IT WAS LAST NIGHT, YES. I'M STILL PROCESSING THE WHOLE THING. 168 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:56,182 IT WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL. REALLY INTENSE I'M VERY GRATEFUL. 169 00:16:56,182 --> 00:17:00,120 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS, BY THE WAY, LAST NIGHT, THIS FILM BENEFIT 170 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,857 LOOK AT THAT, COME ON! GORGEOUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 171 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,126 FOR ALL THE WORK THAT YOU'VE DONE AND THEN YOU GET TO SEE KIND OF A RETROSPECTIVE. 172 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,095 BUT YOU'RE JUST SO YOUNG I MEAN, IT'S INTERESTING YOU GET THIS 173 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,631 >> I KNOW THAT -- I MEAN, I FEEL YOUNG AND I WAS KIND OF -- REALLY 174 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:19,472 GRATEFUL BUT OVERWHELMED I'M ASKING MYSELF, "WHY ME," YOU KNOW 175 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,341 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'VE DONE GREAT THINGS, AMAZING STUFF. AND IT WAS A GREAT GROUP OF 176 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,077 PEOPLE AS WELL LAST NIGHT. >> YEAH. VERY GRATEFUL TO ALL OF THE 177 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:28,248 PEOPLE THAT CAME TO SUPPORT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S WILD. >> AND PEOPLE I ADMIRE A LOT 178 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,216 AND THAT I LOVE. >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- I KNOW YOU'RE BASED OUT OF MADRID, 179 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,920 RIGHT? THAT'S WHERE - >> YEAH. 180 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,722 >> Jimmy: -- BUT YOU LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR A WHILE WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED, RIGHT 181 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:41,895 IS THAT TRUE >> I CAME HERE TO STUDY ENGLISH WHEN I WAS AROUND 19 182 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,430 AND I SPENT A COUPLE OF YEARS BUT ALWAYS GOING BACK AND FORTH. 183 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:49,102 AND, YEAH, AND IT WAS A DREAM ALSO TO BE ABLE TO WORK IN THIS INDUSTRY 184 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,904 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN VERY LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO WORK IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT COUNTRIES IN EUROPE 185 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:57,310 AND ALSO HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> VERY LUCKY TO HAVE THAT 186 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,079 >> Jimmy: AND NOW, HERE YOU ARE BACK IN NEW YORK YOU'RE GETTING HONORED IN 187 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,181 NEW YORK CITY. >> IF SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT WHEN I WAS 19, I WOULD 188 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:05,752 BE LIKE "NO WAY. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW I HAVE SEEN 189 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:11,057 CLIPS OF YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND BEING PULLED ON STAGE AT CONCERTS 190 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,592 I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS THE GARDEN, MAYBE, IT THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF. 191 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,895 OR MAYBE IT WAS L.A. BUT U2 >> IT HAPPENED WITH U2 192 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:19,432 IT HAPPENED WITH PRINCE. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE JUST LIKE TO PULL YOU ON STAGE AND SING TO 193 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,035 YOU. >> APPARENTLY, YES [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,404 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN ADVANCE OR NO? 195 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:28,575 >> WITH BONO, YES. HE TOLD US AND HE SAID, "COME ON. 196 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:33,146 YOU CANNOT SAY NO. WE'RE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS WITH HIM AND THE WHOLE BAND 197 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,248 BUT WITH PRINCE, IT WAS A SURPRISE AND I WAS VERY EXCITED TO BE 198 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:39,686 THERE. BUT AT THE SAME TIME I COULD NOT WAIT TO GET OUT OF THE 199 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:44,190 STADIUM -- THE STAGE IT WAS TERRIFYING. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE -- 200 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:50,096 WERE YOU STANDING NEXT TO HIM? >> BECAUSE HE WAS EXPECTING US -- EXPECTING US TO DANCE AND 201 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:54,267 MAYBE EVEN SING AND IT WAS TERRIFYING [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,870 >> Jimmy: YEAH BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING PLANNED. 203 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,372 THEN, YOU'RE LIKE "WHAT DO I DO?" >> NO, EXACTLY 204 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,807 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE, "I'M HERE TO SEE YOU." >> EXACTLY 205 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,876 >> Jimmy: I ONCE REMEMBER DOING A BIT WITH BONO AND THE BAND HE WANTED ME TO COME UP AND DO 206 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:07,681 THE SINGING BUT HE FORGOT TO BRING ME UP. >> NO, HE CANNOT DO THAT TO 207 00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:09,349 YOU! >> Jimmy: NO, SO I'M STANDING THERE -- 208 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,184 >> NEXT TOUR >> Jimmy: -- AND I HAVE THIS SCENE. 209 00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:12,819 I'M LIKE "HEY, WE REHEARSED THIS WHOLE THING." AND HE JUST TOTALLY FORGOT 210 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,524 ABOUT ME AFTER THAT, I GO, "HEY, BUDDY! LIKE, "I THOUGH WE HAD A BIT." 211 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,193 >> NEXT TOUR, YOU HAVE TO BE THERE FOR SURE AND HE MADE US WEAR WIGS AND 212 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,530 ALL KINDS OF THINGS. >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I SAW. 213 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,599 HE HAD, LIKE, A BOA. >> WE LOVED IT WE LOVED HIM SO MUCH 214 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,135 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH BUT I MEAN, YOU GOT TO BE FRIENDS WITH PRINCE, RIGHT, 215 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:34,407 AFTER THAT, OR - >> ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF WAS LIKE FRIENDS WITH HIM AT 216 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:37,544 THE BEGINNING. IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL, I SAID "HOW SHOULD I CALL 217 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,613 YOU? SYMBOL PRINCE?" 218 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,516 LIKE ANYTHING IS WEIRD >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS A SYMBOL AT ONE POINT 219 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,618 YEAH, AT POINT, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. >> BUT HE WAS REALLY KIND TO ME 220 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,688 AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND HE USED TO THROW THESE 221 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,057 PARTIES AT HIS HOUSE THAT I'M SURE YOU KNOW ABOUT. >> Jimmy: I'VE READ ABOUT, 222 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,293 YEAH >> AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE BEEN IN SOME OF THEM. 223 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,763 >> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATELY, NO. HE FORGOT ABOUT ME AS WELL [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:19:56,763 --> 00:20:00,667 IT HAPPENS, YEAH BUT I HEARD THESE PARTIES START AT LIKE ONE IN THE MORNING AND 225 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:04,004 GO ALL NIGHT >> THOSE PARTIES WERE THE PARTIES. 226 00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:06,639 I MEAN, I'M NOT VERY MUCH A PARTY PERSON BUT WHEN I WENT TO THOSE, I 227 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,341 WOULD I STAY THERE UNTIL 5:00 BECAUSE THE AMAZING THINGS THAT WERE HAPPENING IN THAT 228 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:19,853 LIVING ROOM. YOU COULD SEE STEVIE WONDER SINGING WITH ALICIA KEYS 229 00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:24,591 AND FARRELL DANCING WITH DIDDY AND WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND I MEAN -- AND THEN PRINCE 230 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,359 WOULD JOIN AND PLAY FOR A WHILE AND THEN HE WOULD PUT ON PAJAMAS AND COME BACK AND SAY 231 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:31,431 GOOD NIGHT AND WOULD GO TO BED AND LEAVE ALL OF US THERE. 232 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,299 >> Jimmy: HE WOULD COME DOWN IN PAJAMAS AND GO, "I'M GOING TO BED? 233 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:37,537 >> ONCE HE DID THAT, CAME BACK WITH HIS PAJAMAS AND SAY GOODNIGHT. 234 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,506 >> Jimmy: AT ANY POINT DID HE SAY, "LOCK UP? I'M GOING TO SLEEP?" 235 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:43,243 IST THAT - >> NO, HE WOULD LEAVE EVERYBODY AT HIS HOUSE PARTYING. 236 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,744 AND HE WOULD GO OR GO INTO THE STUDIO AT THAT TIME OF THE NIGHT. 237 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,180 BUT HE WAS SO KIND AND SO SWEET. AND THERE'S NOT ONE DAY I DON'T 238 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:52,218 MISS HIM >> Jimmy: AWW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 239 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:56,256 YOUR NEW MOVIE "PARALLEL MOTHERS. YOU ARE SO GOOD IN THIS. 240 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,426 IN FACT, IT DEBUTED AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL AND YOU GOT THIS - 241 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:03,563 YOU WON THIS AMAZING AWARD THE VOLPI. >> THE VOLPI, YES. 242 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:07,801 >> Jimmy: THE VOLPI CUP. CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THAT IS >> WELL, THAT'S AN ACTING PRIZE 243 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:11,971 IN VENICE. >> Jimmy: IN VENICE. >> AND IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL 244 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:16,076 FOR ME BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME I WENT TO THE FESTIVAL, IT WAS LIKE 30 YEARS AGO. 245 00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:20,513 AND I WENT THERE WITH MY FIRST FILM AND THEN TO WIN WITH A MOVIE 246 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,249 WITH PEDRO WAS REALLY, REALLY MAGICAL. YEAH 247 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,985 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S A WILD THING. CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. 248 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,787 I WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THE FILM WHEN WE COME BACK MORE WITH PENELOPE CRUZ AFTER 249 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,123 THE BREAK. WE'RE TALKING "PARALLEL MOTHERS. 250 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:52,245 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 251 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:56,282 WE'RE TALKING TO PENELOPE CRUZ RIGHT HERE NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 252 00:21:56,282 --> 00:22:00,453 PENELOPE, YOUR NEW MOVIE, "PARALLEL MOTHERS," IT'S BEEN GETTING GREAT REVIEWS. 253 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:05,058 IT'S GETTING NOMINATIONS I SAID IT EARLIER TO QUEST, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN SAY 254 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:11,164 ABOUT THIS MOVIE, THE PLOT IS SO CRAZY AND TRICKY. >> YEAH. 255 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,566 >> Jimmy: DID PEDRO WRITE THIS >> HE WROTE IT HE WRITES EVERYTHING THAT HE 256 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,503 DIRECTS. AND IT'S TRUE THAT'S HE'S TRICKY 257 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:19,806 LIKE, WHAT TO SAY IN AN INTERVIEW ABOUT THE PLOT WITHOUT GIVING UP TOO MUCH 258 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:27,547 GIVING OUT TOO MUCH. AND THESE TWO WOMEN, MILENA SMIT, SHE PLAYS ANNA AND 259 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:31,284 I PLAY JANIS AND WE GIVE BIRTH AT THE SAME DAY IN THE SAME HOSPITAL 260 00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:34,220 >> Jimmy: IN A HOSPITAL. >> AND SOMETHING HAPPENS THERE THAT OUR DESTINIES WILL BE LIKE 261 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:43,396 ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER FOREVER IN A VERY COMPLICATED WAYS >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 262 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,465 >> THERE'S NOT - >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- NO MORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,100 >> THERE'S NOT MUCH MORE WE CAN SAY RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I WISH WE CAN SAY 264 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,736 KIND OF WHAT HAPPENS BUT I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT FOR ANYBODY. 265 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:53,773 BUT SOMETHING MAY OR MAY -- IF IT DOES HAPPEN BUT ANYWAYS. 266 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,542 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SOMETHING HUGE HAPPENS. >> Jimmy: SOMETHING HUGE 267 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:59,813 HAPPENS. >> SOMETHING THAT HAS HAPPENED ACTUALLY IN LIFE A FEW TIMES 268 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:02,215 IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN. >> Jimmy: I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE AND I SWEAR I WAS 269 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:06,052 SHAKING. GOING LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THIS 270 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:09,089 I DON'T KNOW." >> THAT'S HOW I WAS FOR MONTHS DOING THIS MOVIE 271 00:23:09,089 --> 00:23:12,959 IT WAS SUCH A CRAZY ADRENALINE TRIP >> Jimmy: HOW DOES PEDRO COME 272 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:17,831 UP WITH THESE IDEAS? LIKE HE MUST BE INSANE HE'S A GENIUS. 273 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:20,533 >> TO ME, HE'S A GENIUS. AND HE'S CONSTANTLY CREATING AND WHEN HE'S TRAVELING 274 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:26,473 PROMOTING MOVIES, HE'S WRITING THREE OTHER MOVIES YEAH, HIS MIND NEVER STOPS 275 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:29,542 I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR HIM I FEEL SO LUCKY TO WORK WITH HIM. 276 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:35,115 >> Jimmy: THEN HERE YOU ARE DOING YOUR EIGHTH FILM WITH HIM. 277 00:23:35,115 --> 00:23:38,818 WHEN DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE? DID HE JUST WRITE IT NOW 278 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,587 >> HE TOLD ME ABOUT IT LIKE 18 YEARS AGO AND THEN HE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT UNTIL WE WERE 279 00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:49,529 IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN IN MADRID. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE HE HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT ENDS AND HOW 280 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:52,098 IT PLAYS OUT >> HE JUST DECIDED TO DO OTHER THINGS 281 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:55,001 AND THEN HE HAD IT THERE IN HIS DRAWER AND HE TOOK IT BACK AND STARTED WRITING AGAIN IT AND HE 282 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,838 CALLED ME AND GAVE ME THE GREAT NEWS YEAH 283 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:02,042 >> Jimmy: I WISH I COULD SAY MORE >> ME TOO, ME TOO. 284 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:06,146 >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IN I CAN SET UP THE CLIP. BUT THE CLIP IS -- 285 00:24:06,146 --> 00:24:11,084 >> NO, NO, I THINK THE CLIP IS WHEN I SCREAM AT THE BABYSITTER, RIGHT? 286 00:24:11,084 --> 00:24:14,120 >> Jimmy: YES. >> BECAUSE SHE'S USING HEADPHONES AND SHE'S NOT 287 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,856 LISTENING TO THE BABY. >> Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY AND THE BABY IS ON ITS 288 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:20,360 SIDE TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY >> YEAH. 289 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,495 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF THE BEST WAY TO SET THIS UP. >> BUT LET'S SAY HER CHARACTER 290 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:26,466 IS TERRIFIED THAT SOMEBODY COULD TAKE HER BABY AWAY FROM HER. 291 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:35,542 AND MY CHARACTER HAS TO BECOME A GREAT PROFESSIONAL LIAR IN LIFE 292 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:39,279 >> Jimmy: YEAH YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:24:39,279 --> 00:24:40,914 >> LIKE THE BEST LIAR. >> Jimmy: BEST LIAR EVER >> TO SURVIVE. 294 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,416 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YES, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP 295 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:47,120 HERE'S PENELOPE CRUZ IN "PARALLEL MOTHERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 296 00:24:48,188 --> 00:25:06,039 [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAY 297 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:13,346 [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN 298 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:23,056 LANGUAGE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PENELOPE CRUZ. 299 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:27,794 "PARALLEL MOTHERS" OPENS IN NEW YORK AND LOS ANGELES ON DECEMBER 24th! 300 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:31,631 THEN NATIONWIDE IN JANUARY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KID CUDI 301 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:53,253 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 302 00:25:53,253 --> 00:26:00,160 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY-WINNING MUSICIAN AND A TALENTED ACTOR 303 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:06,366 HIS DOCUMENTARY "A MAN NAMED SCOTT" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO AND YOU CAN 304 00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:08,168 SEE HIM IN "DON'T LOOK UP," WHICH IS PLAYING NOW IN SELECT THEATERS AND WILL BE ON NETFLIX 305 00:26:08,168 --> 00:26:11,938 DECEMBER 24th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME OUR BUDDY, KID CUDI! 306 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:29,556 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 307 00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:31,624 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU, BUD >> I LOVE THEM >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 308 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:35,462 IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: WE'VE KNOWN EACH 309 00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:37,864 OTHER A LONG TIME. >> YEAH, MAN YOU'VE BEEN A SUPPORTER SINCE 310 00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:40,066 DAY ONE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BUD. >> YEAH. 311 00:26:40,066 --> 00:26:41,901 >> Jimmy: I -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS DOCUMENTARY >> YEAH. 312 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,437 >> Jimmy: YEAH, "A MAN NAMED SCOTT. CAN I CALL YOU SCOTT 313 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,172 >> YEAH -- YEAH, I WOULD PREFER THAT >> Jimmy: OKAY 314 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:49,876 YOU WOULD? >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I INTRODUCE MYSELF AS TO -- TO MY 315 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,745 FRIENDS WHEN I MEET PEOPLE ALL THE TIME >> Jimmy: YOU DO 316 00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:54,914 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE DID "KID CUDI" COME FROM? 317 00:26:54,914 --> 00:27:07,060 >> WELL, IT'S INTERESTING. MY -- MY FIRST RAP NAME WHEN I FIRST STARTED WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 318 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,728 15 WAS "LIL SCOTT" BECAUSE I JUST DIDN'T HAVE LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW, I JUST WAS A BIG 319 00:27:08,728 --> 00:27:11,631 FAN OF LIL WAYNE AT THE TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 320 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,833 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THERE'S LIL WAYNE HE'S LIKE -- 321 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,835 >> AND WE WERE LIKE CLOSE IN AGE SO I WAS -- I WAS THE YOUNG DUDE DOING HIS THING, YOU KNOW 322 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:22,042 THAT'S -- THAT'S PRETTY COOL SO IT STARTED OFF AS LIL SCOTT BUT THEN, FROM THERE, I WANTED 323 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:23,843 SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE PERSONAL, SO I THOUGHT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, USING MY -- MY LAST 324 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:27,681 NAME IN SOME WAY WOULD BE COOL SO IT ENDED UP BEING, LIKE, "KID MESC" THE FIRST HALF OF MY 325 00:27:27,681 --> 00:27:31,317 LAST NAME, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT, LIKE, PEOPLE KEPT 326 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,286 CONFUSING IT AND THINKING I WAS SAYING, LIKE, "KID MESS. >> Jimmy: LIKE, "KID MESS. 327 00:27:33,286 --> 00:27:35,588 >> SO, LIKE, THAT WOULD REALLY -- THAT WOULD REALLY, LIKE, MAKE ME UPSET. 328 00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:38,191 YOU KNOW, I'M -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, I'M 329 00:27:38,191 --> 00:27:41,695 NOT SAYING MESS. YEAH >> YEAH. 330 00:27:41,695 --> 00:27:43,897 YEAH, IT'S LIKE, "NO, NO IT'S -- IT'S KID -- IT'S -- NEVERMIND. 331 00:27:43,897 --> 00:27:47,267 >> Jimmy: NEVERMIND. YEAH, EXACTLY. >> UH, SO -- 332 00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:49,469 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE EXPLAINING YOUR NAME. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 333 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:51,404 SO, LIKE, AS I WAS DOING SONGS AND FOR -- FOR A MIXTAPE I WAS WORKING ON, LIKE, BEFORE THE 334 00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:52,872 RECORD -- YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET AMPED UP AND YOU SAY YOUR NAME, YOU KNOW 335 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:54,374 YOU SAY YOUR RAP NAME JUST TO ANNOUNCE, LIKE, THIS IS YOUR RECORD, RIGHT? 336 00:27:54,374 --> 00:27:55,975 > Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> SO IT WOULD ALWAYS GO LIKE, "KID MESC," YOU KNOW 337 00:27:55,975 --> 00:28:02,248 AND THEN IT WENT FROM "KID MESS" TO "KID MESS CUDI. AND THEN, LIKE, IT WENT FROM 338 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,117 "KID MESS CUDI" TO "KID CUDI"! AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS WORKS! 339 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,720 IT'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE, IT'S -- 340 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,022 "STOP THERE. >> I FOUND IT, YEAH. YEAH 341 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:12,425 >> Jimmy: BUT IS IT "MESS CUDI"? >> ALL RIGHT, YEAH 342 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:14,494 SO I'M A -- SO THIS IS -- THIS IS GOING TO BE -- WE'RE GONNA DO THIS RIGHT NOW. 343 00:28:14,494 --> 00:28:16,796 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I REALLY -- I REALLY WANT 344 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,932 EVERYBODY TO -- TO LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR 345 00:28:18,932 --> 00:28:21,368 13 YEARS >> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT. 346 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,470 >> SO THIS IS WHAT IT IS I KNOW I KIND OF CONFUSE EVERYBODY WITH MY RAP NAME 347 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:27,841 BUT IT'S MESCUDI MESCUDI, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. 348 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,576 I MEAN, I'M JUST CALLING YOU SCOTT. SO, I MEAN, THIS IS PERFECT. 349 00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:31,878 YEAH, YEAH WE'RE GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 350 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:34,047 IT'S ALSO GOOD TO KNOW THAT NOW. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 351 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,049 >> Jimmy: BUT IF YOU -- WE GOT TO WATCH THIS DOCUMENTARY. I MEAN, THIS IS -- IT'S -- IT'S 352 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:40,720 PHENOMENAL IT'S FANTASTIC TO SEE WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND WHERE YOU ENDED 353 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,689 UP IT'S JUST A -- IT'S A GREAT AMERICAN STORY 354 00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:45,058 YOU GROUP UP IN OHIO, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH. CLEVELAND. 355 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,827 >> Jimmy: YEAH, CLEVELAND, OHIO AND THEN YOU CAME TO NEW YORK. 356 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:52,432 IS HERE WHERE YOU WORKED AT APPLEBEE'S >> NO, THAT WAS IN CLEVELAND 357 00:28:52,432 --> 00:28:54,501 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IN CLEVELAND. >> YEAH. YEAH 358 00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:57,137 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SOMEONE GOT THEIR START AT APPLEBEE'S. >> YEAH, MAN 359 00:28:57,137 --> 00:29:01,174 [ LAUGHTER ] APPLEBEE'S, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 360 00:29:01,174 --> 00:29:08,014 >> I LIKE TO HAVE FUN WITH IT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SERVING TABLES, IF ANYBODY IN HERE 361 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:09,582 SERVES TABLES, YOU KNOW IT CAN GET CRAZY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AT 7:00 P.M., YOU KNOW? 362 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:12,018 SO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WOULD PLAY GAMES LIKE, I WOULD MAKE UP NAMES FOR 363 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:13,753 MYSELF AND SOMETIMES, IT WOULD BE, LIKE, TREVOR 364 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:18,658 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WITH "TREVOR" WAS YOUR CHARACTER 365 00:29:18,658 --> 00:29:20,727 >> YEAH, I WAS THINKING OF THE CHEESIEST NAME I COULD COME UP WITH 366 00:29:20,727 --> 00:29:23,363 [ LAUGHTER ] NO OFFENSE NO OFFENSE TO ANYBODY NAMED TREVOR 367 00:29:23,363 --> 00:29:26,199 [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER BUT -- 368 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:29,803 >> Jimmy: BUT WOULD YOU -- BUT YOU WOULD GO IN FULL CHARACTER LIKE, "HI, MY NAME IS TREVOR." 369 00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:31,771 >> YEAH, "HI, MY NAME IS TREVOR CAN I START YOU OFF WITH A 370 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:34,307 A COFFEE, WATER, PEPSI PRODUCT ANYTHING?" YOU KNOW 371 00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:37,243 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> WELL, LIKE -- YOU KNOW, IT 372 00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:40,947 WAS LIKE, THIS THING AND SO, IT BECAME SUCH A BIG THING THAT PEOPLE WOULD COME ON 373 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:45,785 MY OFF DAYS REQUESTING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU OR TREVOR? >> TREVOR. 374 00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:48,054 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. 375 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:51,658 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> AND PEOPLE WOULD BE AT WORK LIKE, "YOU KNOW, 'DUDE, THERE'S 376 00:29:51,658 --> 00:29:53,259 NO TREVOR THAT WORKS HERE.'" AND IT'S LIKE, "OH, BUT SKINNY BLACK KID, YOU KNOW? 377 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,728 LIKE HE -- >> Jimmy: "WE WERE SITTING HERE 378 00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:57,063 WE WERE HERE BY THE FRIDAY'S." >> "OH -- OH, YOU MEAN SCOTT OH, YEAH 379 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,766 HE'S NOT HERE. >> Jimmy: BUT APPLEBEE'S, DID YOU HAVE A NAME TAG? 380 00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:00,967 >> I MADE A NAME TAG THAT SAID TREVOR >> Jimmy: NO 381 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:03,603 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES YOU WENT THROUGH TO THE NEXT 382 00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:05,672 LEVEL. I HID -- I STOLE -- I STOLE ONE OF THE NAME MAKERS 383 00:30:05,672 --> 00:30:10,243 THE NAME TAG MAKERS -- >> Jimmy: GOD! >> AND I WENT IN THE BATHROOM 384 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:11,945 AND I MADE A -- A NAME TAG THAT SAID TREVOR. >> Jimmy: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 385 00:30:11,945 --> 00:30:15,181 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THAT. AND -- YOU GO AND YOU GO, 386 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:17,684 "GREAT, I'M MAKING THIS MONEY. I'M SAVING UP SO I CAN GET STUDIO TIME. 387 00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:20,520 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO I CAN EVENTUALLY BECOME KID CUDI. 388 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,055 >> Jimmy: GRAMMY WINNER. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: MILLIONS OF ALBUMS, 389 00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:28,495 GIANT MOVIES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GOT TWO "CRITICS CHOICE" 390 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:32,665 NOMINATIONS. >> YES TWO FOR "DON'T LOOK UP." 391 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:34,734 >> Jimmy: TWO -- TWO FOR "DON'T LOOK UP. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 392 00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:36,770 >> Jimmy: BEST ENSEMBLE CAST >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND -- AND THEN FOR 393 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:38,772 THE SONG >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT YOU DO WITH 394 00:30:38,772 --> 00:30:40,974 ARIANA >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU RECEIVE 395 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:42,976 A DIFFERENT "CRITICS CHOICE" NOMINATION >> YEAH, FOR "GUNS GO BANG." 396 00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:45,779 >> Jimmy: FOR "GUNS GO BANG" FROM "THE HARDER THEY FALL." >> YEAH, WITH JAY-Z. 397 00:30:45,779 --> 00:30:47,981 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE. DUDE, THAT WAS -- 398 00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:51,151 >> YEAH. SHOUT OUT -- SHOUT OUT TO JAMES SAMUEL, THE GOD, YOU 399 00:30:51,151 --> 00:30:55,188 KNOW HE'S ONE OF THE GUYS THAT'S BEEN SUPPORTING ME 400 00:30:55,188 --> 00:31:00,093 AND -- AND HE'S BEEN MY HERO JUST RECENTLY, JUST COMING BACK INTO MY LIFE AFTER KNOWING EACH 401 00:31:00,093 --> 00:31:02,162 OTHER YEARS AGO INDIRECTLY, WORKING WITH EACH OTHER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 402 00:31:02,162 --> 00:31:04,464 >> SO I JUST WANT TO SHOUT HIM OUT, MAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME 403 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:06,566 >> HE'S -- HE'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: BUT THIS HAS GOT TO FEEL GREAT 404 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:10,170 I MEAN, DUDE, YOU GOT THREE DIFFERENT NOMIN -- "CRITICS CHOICE" NOMINATIONS. 405 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:13,440 I MEAN, THE -- THE BUZZ IS -- I MEAN, THEY'RE GREAT SONGS. THE -- THE RUMOR IS THAT IT 406 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,742 COULD END UP WITH YOU BEING NOMINATED FOR TWO ACADEMY AWARDS FOR TWO 407 00:31:15,742 --> 00:31:17,277 DIFFERENT SONGS. >> THAT -- YEAH. >> Jimmy: FOR BEST ORIGINAL 408 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:19,779 SONG >> YEAH, ISN'T THAT -- THAT'S -- IS THAT, KIND OF, 409 00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:21,948 COOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 410 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:25,085 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S NOT BAD THAT'S KIND OF COOL IS RIGHT 411 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:29,289 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE IDEA OF "DON'T LOOK UP" IS, BASICALLY, THE WORLD IS 412 00:31:29,289 --> 00:31:34,694 GOING TO END THESE -- THESE TWO ASTRONOMERS ARE SAYING, "HEY, THE COMET IS 413 00:31:34,694 --> 00:31:38,264 COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND JUST -- EVERYONE 414 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,000 IS GOING, "I UNDERSTAND, BUT, OH THERE'S GOSSIP. AND THAT'S THE REAL NEWS 415 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:45,105 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE REAL NEWS AND YOU -- YOU 416 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:52,579 AND ARIANA HAVE A RELATIONSHIP SHE'S A POP STAR >> YEAH, YEAH OUR -- OUR RELATIONSHIP IS, 417 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,114 KIND OF, LIKE, ECLIPSING THE NEWS OF THIS METEOR COMING TO EARTH. 418 00:31:54,114 --> 00:31:55,849 EVERYBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP MORE THAN THAT, YOU KNOW 419 00:31:55,849 --> 00:31:58,151 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S KIND OF LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, CAN YOU 420 00:31:58,151 --> 00:32:00,220 IMAGINE? YEAH, AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE 421 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,589 HERE'S KID CUDI IN "DON'T LOOK UP." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 422 00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:06,793 HEY! >> OH, HI. >> OH, HE'S IN TEARS 423 00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:09,529 >> HI, BABY! >> THE KID MESSED UP BAD >> HI, I KNOW -- 424 00:32:09,529 --> 00:32:14,200 >> LADY -- WASN'T WEARING ANY PANTIES IN THE CLUB THAT NIGHT >> IT'S FINE 425 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:18,138 >> I JUST GOT ALL CRAZY. I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT I MADE A MISTAKE 426 00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:20,340 BUT LOOK, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU >> I GET IT. 427 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,475 IT'S OKAY. I HOOKED UP WITH HER TOO LAST YEAR AT THE MUSIC GLOBES RIGHT 428 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:27,347 BEFORE I RAN OFF WITH THE POWER FORWARD FROM THE NUGGETS AND NONE OF THAT MATTERS 429 00:32:27,347 --> 00:32:31,084 >> WHAT ABOUT -- FORGET BREAKUP SEX, TRY TO BREAK UP A A RELATIONSHIP 430 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:35,188 >> THAT'S GOOD >> OH, COME ON TEN FAMOUS SECOND CHANCES FOR 431 00:32:35,188 --> 00:32:38,358 TWO-TIMERS, GUYS >> OH, HERE WE GO. >> IT'S ON A PLATE 432 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:42,629 >> I AM SCARED, BUT HONESTLY, I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU. >> OKAY. 433 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,264 >> MY LITTLE BUMBLEBEE, WILL YOU MARRY ME >> OH, WOW 434 00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:47,334 >> OH, MY GOD, OF COURSE >> YES >> OF COURSE 435 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:52,105 >> YES [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 436 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:54,874 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO WELL DONE. >> THANK YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: KID CUDI, EVERYBODY. 437 00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:58,578 "DON'T LOOK UP" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th. 438 00:32:58,578 --> 00:33:03,083 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE CHECKING OUT NEW TECHNOLOGY WITH JOANNA STERN. 439 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:23,269 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 440 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:31,478 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE JOINED RIGHT NOW BY "THE 441 00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:33,079 WALL STREET JOURNAL'S" EMMY WINNING SENIOR TECH COLUMNIST, JOANNA STERN 442 00:33:35,248 --> 00:33:36,816 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOANNA STERN THANK YOU! 443 00:33:36,816 --> 00:33:43,923 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE BECAUSE YOU -- YOU 444 00:33:43,923 --> 00:33:45,558 ARE MY GO-TO TECH PERSON >> IT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: YEAH 445 00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:48,094 >> IT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DO REMEMBER WHEN YOU REACHED 446 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,829 OUT TO ME A COUPLE MONTHS AGO? >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. >> YEAH. 447 00:33:49,829 --> 00:33:52,132 >> Jimmy: I DID. >> IT'S LATE AT NIGHT. I GET A MESSAGE ON MY PHONE, A 448 00:33:52,132 --> 00:33:53,833 A PUSH NOTIFICATION, JIMMY FALLON HAS FOLLOWED YOU ON TWITTER AND I IMMEDIATELY 449 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:54,968 ASSUMED JIMMY FALLON HAS BEEN HACKED >> Jimmy: YEAH 450 00:33:54,968 --> 00:33:57,804 >> OR HE'S A RUSSIAN BOT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN YOU DIRECT MESSAGE 451 00:33:57,804 --> 00:34:00,874 ME AND YOU ASK ME A TECH QUESTION, A REAL TECH QUESTION >> Jimmy: LIKE -- YEAH, BUT I 452 00:34:00,874 --> 00:34:03,943 DIDN'T -- YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T SLIDE INTO YOUR DMs >> NO, NO, NO. 453 00:34:03,943 --> 00:34:07,047 NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] IT -- IT WASN'T -- 454 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:09,716 >> Jimmy: IT WASN'T THAT LATE AT NIGHT >> IT WASN'T THAT LATE AT 455 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:11,584 NIGHT. IT WAS LIKE 10:00 P.M., 9:00 P.M 456 00:34:11,584 --> 00:34:13,553 >> Jimmy: 9:00 P.M., GOOD. THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. >> YEAH, BEFORE SHOWTIME 457 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,321 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS LOOKING BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH 458 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:20,060 THIS NEW iPHONE. AND I SAW THIS VERY FUNNY VIDEO, THIS -- THIS CHARMING 459 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,861 PERSON THERE, WHICH IS YOU, AND I JUST FOLLOWED YOU BECAUSE I HAD QUESTIONS BUT I ALSO SAID 460 00:34:21,861 --> 00:34:23,830 LIKE, "HEY, GREAT JOB ON THIS VIDEO. >> YOU DID 461 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:26,566 IT WAS -- AGAIN, THIS IS WHY I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN HACKED 462 00:34:26,566 --> 00:34:28,535 >> Jimmy: DUDE, DIDN'T YOU ASK ME IF I WAS A BOT? >> YES, I ASKED YOU. 463 00:34:28,535 --> 00:34:30,937 AND SO, ARE YOU A BOT? >> Jimmy: WHAT DID I SAY >> I DON'T KNOW, ARE YOU A BOT 464 00:34:30,937 --> 00:34:35,942 >> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT YOU ANSWERED ME -- 465 00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:39,612 >> IF IT WAS -- >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, AND YOU'RE JUST SO -- YOU'RE LIKE, 466 00:34:39,612 --> 00:34:41,081 "DUDE, THIS WILL BE -- I -- I WILL ANSWER ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS. 467 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:43,283 I GO, "THANKS SO MUCH. AND THEN YOU GO -- I GO, "BUT THAT WILL BE THE LAST QUESTION, 468 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:45,251 I WILL NEVER ASK YOU YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS. 469 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,554 AND YOU WERE RIGHT, I DID. YEAH >> I'M HERE FOR YOU ALWAYS 470 00:34:47,554 --> 00:34:50,390 ALL OF YOU ALL OF YOU >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT. 471 00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:51,791 YEAH, YOU'RE HERE FOR ALL OF US GOOD 472 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:55,428 >> YES, EVERYONE >> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU. 473 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,697 >> EVERYONE, EVEN THE FANS ALL THE TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 474 00:34:57,697 --> 00:35:00,100 NOW YOU BROUGHT SOME VERY COOL STUFF WITH YOU TODAY WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT FIRST 475 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,068 >> SO THESE ARE -- >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> RIGHT DOWN HERE, THE RAY-BAN 476 00:35:02,068 --> 00:35:03,837 STORIES. YOU WANT TO PUT THEM ON? >> Jimmy: SURE 477 00:35:03,837 --> 00:35:06,139 >> YEAH, PUT THEM ON >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO THESE HAVE TWO CAMERAS IN 478 00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:11,511 THEM AND THAT MEANS SINCE THEY LOOK LIKE NORMAL SUNGLASSES, YOU 479 00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:13,179 CAN, BASICALLY, RECORD WITHOUT YOU KNOWING. AND FUNNY ENOUGH, I DID THAT TO 480 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:14,881 YOU. I THINK WE HAVE THE CLIP RIGHT HERE 481 00:35:14,881 --> 00:35:15,815 I THINK WE HAVE THE CLIP RIGHT HERE >> Jimmy: WHAT 482 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:18,485 >> YEP >> Jimmy: HELLO? 483 00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:20,453 >> OH, HI. >> Jimmy: JOANNA, HI >> HEY, JOANNA 484 00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:22,188 >> Jimmy: SOMEONE'S -- SOMEONE'S COOL >> YEAH. 485 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:24,057 YEAH, I LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE FUN OUT THERE. 486 00:35:24,057 --> 00:35:25,692 SO JUST HAVE FUN, BREAK A LEG. I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE SECONDS. 487 00:35:25,692 --> 00:35:29,095 >> I WILL SEE YOU OUT THERE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> BYE 488 00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:31,498 [ DOOR CLOSING ] >> Jimmy: WHAT [ APPLAUSE ] 489 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:33,066 >> THAT'S ON MY INSTAGRAM RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS SO WEIRD 490 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:34,467 BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THAT WAS WEIRD. SHE WAS WEARING, LIKE, 'BLUES 491 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:37,504 BROTHERS' GLASSES. BUT I CAN'T EVEN - >> I KNOW, RIGHT 492 00:35:37,504 --> 00:35:39,372 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE RECORDING ME IN THERE? >> YES 493 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:41,541 SO ALL -- >> Jimmy: IS THAT -- FIRST -- FIRST OFF, THAT IS WILD. 494 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:45,478 SECOND OF OFF, IS THAT ILLEGAL [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. 495 00:35:45,478 --> 00:35:48,114 I DIDN'T GET YOUR CONSENT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 496 00:35:48,114 --> 00:35:50,316 YES. >> BUT ALL I HAVE TO DO -- ALL YOU DO IS PRESS THIS BUTTON 497 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:52,252 RIGHT UP HERE. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> THERE YOU GO. 498 00:35:52,252 --> 00:35:54,888 YOU'RE RECORDING >> Jimmy: I'M RECORDING RIGHT NOW. 499 00:35:54,888 --> 00:35:57,924 THIS IS -- >> YOU'RE RECORDING. >> Jimmy: CAN I JUST -- WHY 500 00:35:57,924 --> 00:36:00,393 WOULD I USE THIS >> WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE -- YOU HAVE -- YOU LIVE A PRETTY COOL 501 00:36:00,393 --> 00:36:02,862 LIFE YOU WANT TO FILM PEOPLE WHEN YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT 502 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:04,531 YOU WANT TO PUT IT ON YOUR SOCIALS. >> Jimmy: BUT DON'T YOU JUST 503 00:36:04,531 --> 00:36:07,033 PULL YOUR PHONE OUT AND RECORD >> YEAH, YOU HAVE -- LOOK, YOUR HANDS. 504 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:09,202 YOUR HAND'S FREE HANDS FREE, EVERYBODY HANDS FREE 505 00:36:09,202 --> 00:36:12,806 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL -- ALL RIGHT. OKAY, WELL, LET'S SEE IF WE 506 00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:14,541 GOT -- WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS OR NOT OKAY, PERFECT. 507 00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:18,712 WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE, BUD >> WELL, ACTUALLY -- 508 00:36:18,712 --> 00:36:20,814 >> Jimmy: OKAY OH, THIS THING I WANT TO SEE -- HOW DO I DO 509 00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:23,316 THIS NOW WHAT DO I DO >> ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, WALK OUT 510 00:36:23,316 --> 00:36:27,220 IN FRONT OF -- THERE YOU GO. SLOWLY SLOWLY 511 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:32,158 ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS THE GITA MINI AND IT IS A SEMI-AUTONOMOUS ROBOT. 512 00:36:32,158 --> 00:36:35,095 AND IT -- >> Jimmy: IT JUST FOLLOWS ME AROUND 513 00:36:35,095 --> 00:36:37,197 >> IT'S JUST FOLLOWING YOU AROUND I'M NOT CONTROLLING IT 514 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:41,868 I'M NOT CONTROLLING IT IT IS LOOKING USING RADAR AND CAMERAS TO FOLLOW YOUR BODY. 515 00:36:41,868 --> 00:36:48,108 >> Jimmy: NOW WHAT WOULD I USE THIS FOR BESIDES FREAKING MY WIFE OUT OR MY KIDS? 516 00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:50,844 >> SO -- SO THERE'S A LITTLE CONTAINER IN HERE. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU. 517 00:36:50,844 --> 00:36:54,080 YOU LIFT THIS UP GITA, CALM DOWN. YOU'RE OKAY. 518 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,583 YOU'RE OKAY. ALRIGHT, SO YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING IN THERE UP TO 519 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,085 20 POUNDS. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> GROCERIES, MAYBE YOUR KIDS. 520 00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:01,888 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: PUT MY KIDS IN THE - 521 00:37:01,888 --> 00:37:05,392 >> I MEAN, MAYBE, THIS CHRISTMAS TREE >> Jimmy: AND IT JUST FOLLOWS 522 00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:07,027 ME AROUND? >> YOU WANT TO TRY THAT CHRISTMAS TREE 523 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:12,932 THERE WE GO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 524 00:37:12,932 --> 00:37:17,404 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, NOW LET IT BE AND WALK -- WALK FORWARD 525 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:21,041 LET'S SEE. THERE IT GOES. COME ON, GITA. 526 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:26,146 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! 527 00:37:26,146 --> 00:37:30,850 >> Jimmy: THIS IS WEIRD. THIS IS SO WEIRD OKAY 528 00:37:30,850 --> 00:37:34,354 >> AND IT WILL JUST KEEP FOLLOWING YOU. IT WILL GO -- IT WILL -- IT CAN 529 00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:36,556 ACTUALLY GO 21 MILES >> Jimmy: JOANNA, HELP ME, PLEASE, GET THIS THING AWAY 530 00:37:36,556 --> 00:37:38,625 FROM ME. >> NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 531 00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:44,397 >> Jimmy: I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE IT! [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:48,335 * >> YES >> Jimmy: STOP THIS. 533 00:37:48,335 --> 00:37:49,969 THIS IS SO WEIRD >> OKAY. OKAY 534 00:37:49,969 --> 00:37:54,574 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT STAY, STAY 535 00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:56,076 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE SORRY. >> NO. 536 00:37:56,076 --> 00:37:58,278 JIMMY, STAY. JIMMY -- YOU CAN DO IT OH 537 00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:00,046 >> Jimmy: YES, I'M SO HAPPY SOMETHING STOPPED. THANK YOU. 538 00:38:00,046 --> 00:38:01,581 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M TURNING THIS OFF >> I -- I THINK ITS OFF. 539 00:38:01,581 --> 00:38:03,416 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> OH! [ LAUGHTER ] 540 00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:05,285 >> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WHAT -- WHAT'S OUR LAST THING? 541 00:38:05,285 --> 00:38:07,787 >> OH, ACTUALLY, YOU JUST TURNED IT BACK ON, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WHAT IS OUR -- 542 00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:10,023 >> SO -- >> Jimmy: WHAT IS OUR -- [ LAUGHTER ] 543 00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:12,292 >> OUR LAST THING IS A THING THAT YOU ACTUALLY -- THIS IS AN OCULUS QUEST 544 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,827 I BROUGHT ANOTHER THING FOR YOU TO PUT ON YOUR HEAD. >> Jimmy: OKAY 545 00:38:13,827 --> 00:38:15,328 >> THIS IS AN OCULUS QUEST OR THE META QUEST >> Jimmy: YEP. 546 00:38:15,328 --> 00:38:20,600 >> AND - >> Jimmy: EXCUSE ME. >> I WANT TO TALK -- LET'S TALK 547 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,103 ABOUT -- OH, JIMMY [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: THANK GOODNESS 548 00:38:23,103 --> 00:38:25,038 YEAH ALL RIGHT. >> WELL, YOU DON'T -- LET'S PUT 549 00:38:25,038 --> 00:38:28,041 THIS ONE ON. WE GOT -- WE GOT ANOTHER ONE THAT IS GOING TO BE WORKING FOR 550 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,342 A SECOND, BUT -- >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I LOVE THE OCULUS 551 00:38:29,342 --> 00:38:32,278 I KNOW THIS THING. YEAH, THIS IS -- THIS IS VIRTUAL REALITY. 552 00:38:32,278 --> 00:38:34,681 >> THIS IS VIRTUAL REALITY AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE OF WORKING OUT. 553 00:38:34,681 --> 00:38:38,184 YOU WORK OUT I MEAN, THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS OUT, RIGHT 554 00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:43,656 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SOMEONE JUST PRESSED THE APPLAUSE BUTTON. 555 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:45,425 THAT IS INSANE BUT YEAH YEAH, OF COURSE I WORK OUT, 556 00:38:45,425 --> 00:38:47,060 YEAH >> SO YOU WORK OUT YOU WORK OUT AT HOME 557 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:49,129 >> Jimmy: YES, I WORK OUT AT HOME >> YEAH, SO WITH THIS, YOU GET 558 00:38:49,129 --> 00:38:51,097 TO HIDE. YOU CAN GO WORK OUT ANYWHERE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN WORK OUT 559 00:38:51,097 --> 00:38:52,632 ANYWHERE >> YOU CAN WORK OUT ON THE GALAPAGOS. 560 00:38:52,632 --> 00:38:56,102 ON THE BEACH AND SO, YOU JUST PUT ON AN APP CALLED "SUPERNATURAL." 561 00:38:56,102 --> 00:38:59,739 AND, YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN KEEP TALKING TO YOU ABOUT IT, BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU PLAY 562 00:38:59,739 --> 00:39:01,474 IT WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Jimmy: LET'S DO IT. 563 00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:06,012 >> LET'S DO IT [ DRUM ROLL >> JUST BACK - 564 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:11,084 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU WANT GITA TO COME WITH YOU? 565 00:39:11,084 --> 00:39:13,053 [ CHEERS ] GITA, COME ON. >> Jimmy: GITA, COME -- COME 566 00:39:13,053 --> 00:39:15,021 ON ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 567 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:16,723 >> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU PUT THIS ON AND, BASICALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR AN INSTRUCTOR. 568 00:39:16,723 --> 00:39:18,625 SHE'S GOING TO BE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKING 569 00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:21,361 A BOXING CLASS >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND -- AND JUST GO FOR IT 570 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:23,763 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M ON A -- I'M IN A BOXING CLASS ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA? 571 00:39:23,763 --> 00:39:26,499 >> YES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE 572 00:39:26,499 --> 00:39:31,438 IN REAL LIFE OH, GEEZ IT BARELY FITS MY GIANT HEAD 573 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:33,506 OKAY, WHAT DO I GRAB >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. 574 00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:35,475 >> THAT'S LEFT THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: GITA, ARE YOU 575 00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:38,545 WATCHING >> GITA'S -- GITA'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND STILL PAIRED. 576 00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:41,715 >> TAKE A LOOK AROUND ATHLETE. WE ARE ON TOP OF THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA 577 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:43,783 >> YOU OKAY? AND SO, LIKE "BEAT SABER," RIGHT? 578 00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:46,853 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING ON? OW WHAT DO I -- WHAT DO I DO? 579 00:39:46,853 --> 00:39:49,556 >> PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM. >> Jimmy: I'M PUNCHING HIM 580 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:52,292 LOOK, THIS IS SO EMBARRASING >> PUNCH HIM >> Jimmy: WHAT DO I DO LATER 581 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:54,694 >> COME ON COME ON. CAN WE HEAR IT FOR JIMMY 582 00:39:54,694 --> 00:39:56,463 LET'S HEAR IT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE 583 00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:58,098 >> YEP, YEP. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT THING DO 584 00:39:58,098 --> 00:39:59,699 >> JUST -- JUST KEEP PUNCHING. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT THING DO 585 00:39:59,699 --> 00:40:01,601 >> KEEP PUNCHING >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE -- WHAT'S THE LASER BEAM 586 00:40:01,601 --> 00:40:03,236 >> YOU'RE GETTING HIM. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> ARE YOU SWEATING? 587 00:40:03,236 --> 00:40:05,805 >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT I'M BREAKING A SWEAT GITA, GITA, ARE YOU FOLLOWING 588 00:40:05,805 --> 00:40:08,375 ME GITA GITA 589 00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:14,714 GITA, I DID IT ARE YOU PROUD? JOANNA STERN, EVERYBODY! 590 00:40:14,714 --> 00:40:17,884 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOLLOW HER @JOANNASTERN ON TWITTER! 591 00:40:17,884 --> 00:40:20,520 LOOK OUT FOR HER COLUMNS AND VIDEOS AT "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. 592 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:31,431 MY THANKS TO PENELOPE CRUZ, KID CUDI, JOANNA STERN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, EVERYBODY, 593 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:32,432 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA OH, MY GOD 594 00:40:32,432 --> 00:40:34,601 [ LAUGHTER ] >> GITA! WOO-HOO! 595 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:36,569 >> Jimmy: STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! 596 00:40:36,569 --> 00:40:46,379 GITA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *