>> Steve: FROM STUDIOS 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - PENELOPE CRUZ,
KID CUDI TECH EXPERT JOANNA STERN AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW QuestLove: 1572. >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW! THAT'S A CROWD OUT THERE
HELLO. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
TODAY CHINESE PRESIDENT XI JINPING MET VIRTUALLY WITH RUSSIAN PRESIDENT
VLADIMIR PUTIN THEY DIDN'T TALK THEY JUST SPENT AN HOUR
EXCHANGING MANIACAL LAUGHTER [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT GREAT NEWS FOR BIDEN.
I MEAN, FOR MARVEL FANS, IT'S LIKE IF SPIDER-MAN FOUND OUT THAT DOC OCK WAS ZOOMING WITH
THE GREEN GOBLIN I MEAN, SOMETHING IS UP. BUT THEY HAD A LOT TO DISCUSS,
LIKE TRADE, NUCLEAR ARMS AND WHY CARRIE DIDN'T CALL 9-1-1 [ LAUGHTER ]
AT ONE POINT XI CALLED PUTIN HIS GOOD FRIEND AND PUTIN CALLED XI CALLED HIS DEAR
FRIEND AND THEY ENDED THE CALL LIKE, "YOU HACKED US FIRST."
"NO, YOU HACK UP FIRST!" "OH NO, YOU HACKED US FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BIG NEWS IN WASHINGTON, THE HOUSE VOTED TO HOLD FORMER TRUMP CHIEF OF STAFF
MARK MEADOWS IN CRIMINAL CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS FOR REFUSING TO COOPERATE WITH THE
JANUARY 6th PANEL. CONSEQUENCES ARE SEVERE. MEADOWS COULD BE SENTENCED TO
A YEAR IN PRISON, OR EVEN WORSE, ANOTHER MONTH WORKING FOR TRUMP.
[ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, MEADOWS NEEDS A GOOD LAWYER SO THE FIRST THING HE
DID IS PULL UP RUDY GIULIANI'S NUMBER AND DELETE IT [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE NEWS THE WHITE HOUSE JUST ANNOUNCED DUE TO COVID CONCERNS, INSTEAD
OF THE TRADITIONAL HOLIDAY PARTIES, HE'S INVITING GUESTS TO COME SEE THE DECORATIONS ON
A 30-MINUTE SELF-GUIDED TOUR WHICH IS JUST A FANCY WAY OF BIDEN SAYING, "COME IF YOU
WANT, BUT I AIN'T GONNA BE THERE! [ LAUGHTER ]
"I AIN'T GETTING COVID." IT'S LIKE GUESTS CAN NOW GO ON A 30-MINUTE SELF-GUIDED TOUR OF
AN OLD MANSION THERE'S ACTUALLY A NAME FOR THAT, IT'S CALLED A HAUNTED
HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
A SELF-GUIDED TOUR OF AN HISTORIC WASHINGTON BUILDING, AND THAT'S BASICALLY HOW FOX
NEWS DESCRIBED JANUARY 6th [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, I HEARD THAT
PHARMACISTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY ARE BEING BURNED OUT DUE TO INCREASED DEMAND FOR COVID
SHOTS AND BEING SHORT STAFFED. YEAH, I'M SURE IT'S THAT, AND NOT JUST HEARING THE CHIPMUNKS
CHRISTMAS ON LOOP FOR TWO MONTHS "I'M LOSING IT, GARY
I'M LOSING IT. GET THEM A HULA HOOP, GET THEM A HULA HOOP.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOUR PHARMACIST IS STRESSED OUT WHEN THEY
DISINFECT YOUR ARM WITH THE BACARDI WITH THEIR FLASK "SHOT FOR YOU, SHOT FOR ME."
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S GOTTEN SO BAD NOW WHEN YOU ORDER XANAX THE PHARMACIST
SAYS, "WE JUST RAN OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS
IN CANADA, A 5-YEAR-OLD IS SAFE AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT DRIVING HIS PARENT'S CAR TO GO BUY A
A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR HIS SISTER [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
COP ASKED HIM TO RECITE THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS AND HE WAS LIKE, "I HAVEN'T EVEN LEARNED
IT FORWARDS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, HE'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE
SO REALLY HIS SISTER GOT THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, THE KID SHOWED EACH OFFICER A PACKET OF DUNKAROOS AND SAID, "HOW ABOUT WE SAY
THIS NEVER HAPPENED? [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS IS SOMETHING
YOU DON'T HEAR EVERY DAY AUTHORITIES IN OHIO ARE INVESTIGATING AFTER SOMEONE
STOLE A 58-FOOT BRIDGE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] POLICE SAY THEY'RE ON THE
LOOKOUT FOR A THIEF WHO'S DESCRIBED AS HAVING DARK HAIR, BLUE EYES AND IS THE HULK.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU, ROOTS WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "PARALLEL MOTHERS. MAN, THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
THIS PLOT IS -- WHEW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN TALK ABOUT IT
I MEAN I HAVE TO, THIS IS A TALK SHOW BUT -- QuestLove: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO ASK HER PERMISSION WHAT I CAN SAY
BECAUSE THIS IS A GREAT STORY. I MEAN, WHAT >> QuestLove: REALLY
>> Jimmy: LIKE NUTS. YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA DIG IT. SHE'S AMAZING.
PENELOPE CRUZ IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YEAH
PLUS, HIS DOCUMENTARY "A MAN NAMED SCOTT" IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO, AND YOU CAN
SEE HIM IN THE NEW MOVIE "DON'T LOOK UP," KID CUDI IS HERE TONIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ANY TECH GIFTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON,
WE'RE CHECKING OUT SOME OF THE NEWEST TECHNOLOGY WITH "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL'S" SENIOR
TECH COLUMNIST JOANNA STERN ON THE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT FIRST, EVERYBODY, IT IS TIME FOR "THE TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS
HERE WE GO
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC.
SO SINCE CHRISTMAS IS NEXT SATURDAY -- GOSH, THAT'S HAPPENING FAST
I SENT OUT THE #ADDAWORDRUINACHRISTMASSONG. I ASKED YOU GUYS TO JUST SHARE
YOUR FUNNIEST RUINED CHRISTMAS SONGS. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG ON TWITTER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS.
THE FIRST ONE IS FROM @DEPTHSOFWINTERS HE SAID, "JOLLY OLD ST.
NICOLAS CAGE." THERE YOU GO YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD LISTEN TO THAT THIS ONE IS FROM
@THESHAWNABLAKE. SHE SAYS, "I SAW MOMMY FRENCH-KISSING SANTA CLAUS."
[ AUDIENCE OOHS THAT CHANGES THE SONG A LITTLE BIT.
THIS ONE IS FROM @JULIEH4. SHE SAID, "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME DEPOT FOR THE
HOLIDAYS." OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYONE WORK HERE ANYONE WORK HERE OKAY, I'LL CHECK MYSELF OUT.
THIS ONE IS FROM @2TONEBLUEBLOOD. HE SAYS, "ROCKING SPEEDOS
AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE. OH, THERE YOU GO [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS ONE IS FROM @LUKEDAVY4444. HE SAID, "HARK! THE HAROLD
HELL'S ANGELS SING." [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @ALANNEAL.
HE SAYS, "LAP DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY." [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE REALLY UPDATING THAT IT'S STILL CALLED "THE NUTCRACKER" WEIRDLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. THIS ONE IS FROM @C2CESP
HE SAYS, "I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS ARGUMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, THAT'S NICE. THAT'S NICE. THIS ONE IS FROM @SMITDIZZLE.
QuestLove: SMITT DIZZLE? >> Jimmy: SMIT DIZZLE. QuestLove: OH.
>> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM, OHIO. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS LAST ONE HERE IS FROM @SPECIALKPK. HE SAYS, "SANTA BABY YODA.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE "THE TONIGHT SHOW"
HASHTAGS TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS, EVERYBODY. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT.
BUT RIGHT NOW, GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY THREE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK WHICH
MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE BELOVED "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS"!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 3 DAYS LEFT *
* >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT. EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND
CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN EXTRAORDINARY CHRISTMAS SWEATER
FROM OUR COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YES! NOW, SINCE THERE ARE THREE SHOWS LEFT, THUS OPEN DOOR
NUMBER THREE [ DRUM ROLL WHERE IS THREE, OKAY
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO FOR IT YEAH, LET'S SEE IT
WOW! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, THAT IS -- THAT IS - THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS A LITTLE
BIT? MAYBE THAT'S A - LOOK AT THIS THING
OH, YEAH, THAT'S LIKE -- CAN WE SEE THE BACKSIDE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT IS SPACE AGE. THAT IS SPACE AGE. WOW, FANTASTIC
NOW LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYBODY, LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER AND IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL,
PLEASE [ DRUMROLL ] 242!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HI
WELCOME! HI, WELCOME. COME ON OVER
OH, LOOK AT YOU! HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME >> KARINA.
>> Jimmy: KARINA, WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> JERSEY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, JERSEY KARINA, FROM JERSEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU ALREADY LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT I LOVE THE -- BUT I THINK THIS
WILL JUST KIND OF GO WITH EVERYTHING >> I LOVE IT
I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YOU WON'T STAND OUT IN JERSEY IF YOU WEAR THIS
>> I KNOW. I'M GOING TO GO TO DINNER IN THIS TODAY
>> Jimmy: YOU SHOULD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
IT ON? >> CAN I >> Jimmy: YES, PLEASE.
I THINK WE'D LOVE TO SEE IT. I THINK IT WOULD BE AMAZING. I THINK IT'S GORGEOUS.
* YEAH, IT'S EASY TO GET ON. LOOK AT THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU JOKING ME?
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KARINA, LOOK AT YOU!
WE HAVE LIKE SUPERMODELS ON OUR SHOW IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
GORGEOUS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE
I APPRECIATE IT. ANOTHER ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR WINNER
YOU CAN LEAVE IF YOU WANT OR YOU CAN STAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE STICK AROUND, WE GOT MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
I GOT TO SAY, THIS IS A VERY EXCITING NIGHT TO BE HERE BECAUSE SOMETHING SPECIAL IS
ABOUT TO HAPPEN. WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE THE HEAD
OF ONE CELEBRITY AND PUT IT ON ANOTHER CELEBRITY. IT'S TIME FOR "HEAD SWAP."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANKS TO EVERYONE AT FORD FOR HELPING US OUT WITH THAT BIT
THAT STRIKE ANYWHERE 3D-AR EXPERIENCE, BY THE WAY, IS REAL
WE WERE PLAYING AROUND WITH IT IN THE OFFICE. IT'S COOL.
YOU CAN PUT THE TRUCK IN DIFFERENT PLACES ON YOUR PHONE AND SEE ALL OF THE FEATURES.
IT'S LIKE IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU IF YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT,
YOU CAN LAUNCH THE EXPERIENCE WITHIN THE GOOGLE APP BY SCANNING THIS QR CODE.
OR YOU CAN VISIT THE F-150 LIGHTNING PAGE ON FORD.COM
AND WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT. SO, IF YOU WANT, TAKE SCREEN
SHOTS OF THE TRUCK IN DIFFERENT PLACES BE CREATIVE WITH IT.
POST IT. USE THE #STRIKEANYWHERE AND #FALLONTONIGHT
AND WE'RE GOING TO PUT OUR FAVORITES ON OUR SOCIALS IT'LL BE FUN
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. STICK AROUND AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW,"
EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW FILM "PARALLEL
MOTHERS," WHICH OPENS IN NEW YORK AND LOS ANGELES ON DECEMBER 24th, THEN NATIONWIDE
IN JANUARY PLEASE WELCOME PENELOPE CRUZ, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET INTO THIS MOVIE, BECAUSE, GOSH, YOU'RE PHENOMENAL IN IT
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN SAY ABOUT IT, BUT, WHATEVER, LET'S GET INTO IT.
FIRST OF ALL, WAS IT WAS LAST NIGHT YOU WERE AT MoMA YOU GOT HONORED.
>> IT WAS LAST NIGHT, YES. I'M STILL PROCESSING THE WHOLE THING.
IT WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL. REALLY INTENSE I'M VERY GRATEFUL.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS, BY THE WAY, LAST NIGHT, THIS FILM BENEFIT
LOOK AT THAT, COME ON! GORGEOUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FOR ALL THE WORK THAT YOU'VE DONE AND THEN YOU GET TO SEE KIND OF A RETROSPECTIVE.
BUT YOU'RE JUST SO YOUNG I MEAN, IT'S INTERESTING YOU GET THIS
>> I KNOW THAT -- I MEAN, I FEEL YOUNG AND I WAS KIND OF -- REALLY
GRATEFUL BUT OVERWHELMED I'M ASKING MYSELF, "WHY ME," YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'VE DONE GREAT THINGS, AMAZING STUFF. AND IT WAS A GREAT GROUP OF
PEOPLE AS WELL LAST NIGHT. >> YEAH. VERY GRATEFUL TO ALL OF THE
PEOPLE THAT CAME TO SUPPORT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S WILD. >> AND PEOPLE I ADMIRE A LOT
AND THAT I LOVE. >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- I KNOW YOU'RE BASED OUT OF MADRID,
RIGHT? THAT'S WHERE - >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- BUT YOU LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR A WHILE WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED, RIGHT
IS THAT TRUE >> I CAME HERE TO STUDY ENGLISH WHEN I WAS AROUND 19
AND I SPENT A COUPLE OF YEARS BUT ALWAYS GOING BACK AND FORTH.
AND, YEAH, AND IT WAS A DREAM ALSO TO BE ABLE TO WORK IN THIS INDUSTRY
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN VERY LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO WORK IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT COUNTRIES IN EUROPE
AND ALSO HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> VERY LUCKY TO HAVE THAT
>> Jimmy: AND NOW, HERE YOU ARE BACK IN NEW YORK YOU'RE GETTING HONORED IN
NEW YORK CITY. >> IF SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT WHEN I WAS 19, I WOULD
BE LIKE "NO WAY. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE I KNOW I HAVE SEEN
CLIPS OF YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND BEING PULLED ON STAGE AT CONCERTS
I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS THE GARDEN, MAYBE, IT THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF.
OR MAYBE IT WAS L.A. BUT U2 >> IT HAPPENED WITH U2
IT HAPPENED WITH PRINCE. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE JUST LIKE TO PULL YOU ON STAGE AND SING TO
YOU. >> APPARENTLY, YES [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN ADVANCE OR NO?
>> WITH BONO, YES. HE TOLD US AND HE SAID, "COME ON.
YOU CANNOT SAY NO. WE'RE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS WITH HIM AND THE WHOLE BAND
BUT WITH PRINCE, IT WAS A SURPRISE AND I WAS VERY EXCITED TO BE
THERE. BUT AT THE SAME TIME I COULD NOT WAIT TO GET OUT OF THE
STADIUM -- THE STAGE IT WAS TERRIFYING. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU'RE --
WERE YOU STANDING NEXT TO HIM? >> BECAUSE HE WAS EXPECTING US -- EXPECTING US TO DANCE AND
MAYBE EVEN SING AND IT WAS TERRIFYING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING PLANNED.
THEN, YOU'RE LIKE "WHAT DO I DO?" >> NO, EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE, "I'M HERE TO SEE YOU." >> EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: I ONCE REMEMBER DOING A BIT WITH BONO AND THE BAND HE WANTED ME TO COME UP AND DO
THE SINGING BUT HE FORGOT TO BRING ME UP. >> NO, HE CANNOT DO THAT TO
YOU! >> Jimmy: NO, SO I'M STANDING THERE --
>> NEXT TOUR >> Jimmy: -- AND I HAVE THIS SCENE.
I'M LIKE "HEY, WE REHEARSED THIS WHOLE THING." AND HE JUST TOTALLY FORGOT
ABOUT ME AFTER THAT, I GO, "HEY, BUDDY! LIKE, "I THOUGH WE HAD A BIT."
>> NEXT TOUR, YOU HAVE TO BE THERE FOR SURE AND HE MADE US WEAR WIGS AND
ALL KINDS OF THINGS. >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I SAW.
HE HAD, LIKE, A BOA. >> WE LOVED IT WE LOVED HIM SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH BUT I MEAN, YOU GOT TO BE FRIENDS WITH PRINCE, RIGHT,
AFTER THAT, OR - >> ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF WAS LIKE FRIENDS WITH HIM AT
THE BEGINNING. IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL, I SAID "HOW SHOULD I CALL
YOU? SYMBOL PRINCE?"
LIKE ANYTHING IS WEIRD >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS A SYMBOL AT ONE POINT
YEAH, AT POINT, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. >> BUT HE WAS REALLY KIND TO ME
AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND HE USED TO THROW THESE
PARTIES AT HIS HOUSE THAT I'M SURE YOU KNOW ABOUT. >> Jimmy: I'VE READ ABOUT,
YEAH >> AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE BEEN IN SOME OF THEM.
>> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATELY, NO. HE FORGOT ABOUT ME AS WELL [ LAUGHTER ]
IT HAPPENS, YEAH BUT I HEARD THESE PARTIES START AT LIKE ONE IN THE MORNING AND
GO ALL NIGHT >> THOSE PARTIES WERE THE PARTIES.
I MEAN, I'M NOT VERY MUCH A PARTY PERSON BUT WHEN I WENT TO THOSE, I
WOULD I STAY THERE UNTIL 5:00 BECAUSE THE AMAZING THINGS THAT WERE HAPPENING IN THAT
LIVING ROOM. YOU COULD SEE STEVIE WONDER SINGING WITH ALICIA KEYS
AND FARRELL DANCING WITH DIDDY AND WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND I MEAN -- AND THEN PRINCE
WOULD JOIN AND PLAY FOR A WHILE AND THEN HE WOULD PUT ON PAJAMAS AND COME BACK AND SAY
GOOD NIGHT AND WOULD GO TO BED AND LEAVE ALL OF US THERE.
>> Jimmy: HE WOULD COME DOWN IN PAJAMAS AND GO, "I'M GOING TO BED?
>> ONCE HE DID THAT, CAME BACK WITH HIS PAJAMAS AND SAY GOODNIGHT.
>> Jimmy: AT ANY POINT DID HE SAY, "LOCK UP? I'M GOING TO SLEEP?"
IST THAT - >> NO, HE WOULD LEAVE EVERYBODY AT HIS HOUSE PARTYING.
AND HE WOULD GO OR GO INTO THE STUDIO AT THAT TIME OF THE NIGHT.
BUT HE WAS SO KIND AND SO SWEET. AND THERE'S NOT ONE DAY I DON'T
MISS HIM >> Jimmy: AWW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
YOUR NEW MOVIE "PARALLEL MOTHERS. YOU ARE SO GOOD IN THIS.
IN FACT, IT DEBUTED AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL AND YOU GOT THIS -
YOU WON THIS AMAZING AWARD THE VOLPI. >> THE VOLPI, YES.
>> Jimmy: THE VOLPI CUP. CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THAT IS >> WELL, THAT'S AN ACTING PRIZE
IN VENICE. >> Jimmy: IN VENICE. >> AND IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL
FOR ME BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME I WENT TO THE FESTIVAL, IT WAS LIKE 30 YEARS AGO.
AND I WENT THERE WITH MY FIRST FILM AND THEN TO WIN WITH A MOVIE
WITH PEDRO WAS REALLY, REALLY MAGICAL. YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S A WILD THING. CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS.
I WANT TO TALK MORE ABOUT THE FILM WHEN WE COME BACK MORE WITH PENELOPE CRUZ AFTER
THE BREAK. WE'RE TALKING "PARALLEL MOTHERS.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE'RE TALKING TO PENELOPE CRUZ RIGHT HERE NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PENELOPE, YOUR NEW MOVIE, "PARALLEL MOTHERS," IT'S BEEN GETTING GREAT REVIEWS.
IT'S GETTING NOMINATIONS I SAID IT EARLIER TO QUEST, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN SAY
ABOUT THIS MOVIE, THE PLOT IS SO CRAZY AND TRICKY. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DID PEDRO WRITE THIS >> HE WROTE IT HE WRITES EVERYTHING THAT HE
DIRECTS. AND IT'S TRUE THAT'S HE'S TRICKY
LIKE, WHAT TO SAY IN AN INTERVIEW ABOUT THE PLOT WITHOUT GIVING UP TOO MUCH
GIVING OUT TOO MUCH. AND THESE TWO WOMEN, MILENA SMIT, SHE PLAYS ANNA AND
I PLAY JANIS AND WE GIVE BIRTH AT THE SAME DAY IN THE SAME HOSPITAL
>> Jimmy: IN A HOSPITAL. >> AND SOMETHING HAPPENS THERE THAT OUR DESTINIES WILL BE LIKE
ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER FOREVER IN A VERY COMPLICATED WAYS >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
>> THERE'S NOT - >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- NO MORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THERE'S NOT MUCH MORE WE CAN SAY RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I WISH WE CAN SAY
KIND OF WHAT HAPPENS BUT I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT FOR ANYBODY.
BUT SOMETHING MAY OR MAY -- IF IT DOES HAPPEN BUT ANYWAYS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SOMETHING HUGE HAPPENS. >> Jimmy: SOMETHING HUGE
HAPPENS. >> SOMETHING THAT HAS HAPPENED ACTUALLY IN LIFE A FEW TIMES
IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN. >> Jimmy: I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE AND I SWEAR I WAS
SHAKING. GOING LIKE, "WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THIS
I DON'T KNOW." >> THAT'S HOW I WAS FOR MONTHS DOING THIS MOVIE
IT WAS SUCH A CRAZY ADRENALINE TRIP >> Jimmy: HOW DOES PEDRO COME
UP WITH THESE IDEAS? LIKE HE MUST BE INSANE HE'S A GENIUS.
>> TO ME, HE'S A GENIUS. AND HE'S CONSTANTLY CREATING AND WHEN HE'S TRAVELING
PROMOTING MOVIES, HE'S WRITING THREE OTHER MOVIES YEAH, HIS MIND NEVER STOPS
I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR HIM I FEEL SO LUCKY TO WORK WITH HIM.
>> Jimmy: THEN HERE YOU ARE DOING YOUR EIGHTH FILM WITH HIM.
WHEN DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE? DID HE JUST WRITE IT NOW
>> HE TOLD ME ABOUT IT LIKE 18 YEARS AGO AND THEN HE NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT UNTIL WE WERE
IN TOTAL LOCKDOWN IN MADRID. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE HE HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT ENDS AND HOW
IT PLAYS OUT >> HE JUST DECIDED TO DO OTHER THINGS
AND THEN HE HAD IT THERE IN HIS DRAWER AND HE TOOK IT BACK AND STARTED WRITING AGAIN IT AND HE
CALLED ME AND GAVE ME THE GREAT NEWS YEAH
>> Jimmy: I WISH I COULD SAY MORE >> ME TOO, ME TOO.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IN I CAN SET UP THE CLIP. BUT THE CLIP IS --
>> NO, NO, I THINK THE CLIP IS WHEN I SCREAM AT THE BABYSITTER, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: YES. >> BECAUSE SHE'S USING HEADPHONES AND SHE'S NOT
LISTENING TO THE BABY. >> Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY AND THE BABY IS ON ITS
SIDE TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF THE BEST WAY TO SET THIS UP. >> BUT LET'S SAY HER CHARACTER
IS TERRIFIED THAT SOMEBODY COULD TAKE HER BABY AWAY FROM HER.
AND MY CHARACTER HAS TO BECOME A GREAT PROFESSIONAL LIAR IN LIFE
>> Jimmy: YEAH YES. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> LIKE THE BEST LIAR. >> Jimmy: BEST LIAR EVER >> TO SURVIVE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YES, I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP
HERE'S PENELOPE CRUZ IN "PARALLEL MOTHERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAY
[ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN
LANGUAGE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PENELOPE CRUZ.
"PARALLEL MOTHERS" OPENS IN NEW YORK AND LOS ANGELES ON DECEMBER 24th!
THEN NATIONWIDE IN JANUARY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KID CUDI
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY-WINNING MUSICIAN AND A TALENTED ACTOR
HIS DOCUMENTARY "A MAN NAMED SCOTT" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO AND YOU CAN
SEE HIM IN "DON'T LOOK UP," WHICH IS PLAYING NOW IN SELECT THEATERS AND WILL BE ON NETFLIX
DECEMBER 24th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME OUR BUDDY, KID CUDI!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU, BUD >> I LOVE THEM >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: WE'VE KNOWN EACH
OTHER A LONG TIME. >> YEAH, MAN YOU'VE BEEN A SUPPORTER SINCE
DAY ONE. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BUD. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS DOCUMENTARY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, "A MAN NAMED SCOTT. CAN I CALL YOU SCOTT
>> YEAH -- YEAH, I WOULD PREFER THAT >> Jimmy: OKAY
YOU WOULD? >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I INTRODUCE MYSELF AS TO -- TO MY
FRIENDS WHEN I MEET PEOPLE ALL THE TIME >> Jimmy: YOU DO
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE DID "KID CUDI" COME FROM?
>> WELL, IT'S INTERESTING. MY -- MY FIRST RAP NAME WHEN I FIRST STARTED WHEN I WAS, LIKE,
15 WAS "LIL SCOTT" BECAUSE I JUST DIDN'T HAVE LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW, I JUST WAS A BIG
FAN OF LIL WAYNE AT THE TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THERE'S LIL WAYNE HE'S LIKE --
>> AND WE WERE LIKE CLOSE IN AGE SO I WAS -- I WAS THE YOUNG DUDE DOING HIS THING, YOU KNOW
THAT'S -- THAT'S PRETTY COOL SO IT STARTED OFF AS LIL SCOTT BUT THEN, FROM THERE, I WANTED
SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE PERSONAL, SO I THOUGHT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, USING MY -- MY LAST
NAME IN SOME WAY WOULD BE COOL SO IT ENDED UP BEING, LIKE, "KID MESC" THE FIRST HALF OF MY
LAST NAME, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT, LIKE, PEOPLE KEPT
CONFUSING IT AND THINKING I WAS SAYING, LIKE, "KID MESS. >> Jimmy: LIKE, "KID MESS.
>> SO, LIKE, THAT WOULD REALLY -- THAT WOULD REALLY, LIKE, MAKE ME UPSET.
YOU KNOW, I'M -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, I'M
NOT SAYING MESS. YEAH >> YEAH.
YEAH, IT'S LIKE, "NO, NO IT'S -- IT'S KID -- IT'S -- NEVERMIND.
>> Jimmy: NEVERMIND. YEAH, EXACTLY. >> UH, SO --
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE EXPLAINING YOUR NAME. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SO, LIKE, AS I WAS DOING SONGS AND FOR -- FOR A MIXTAPE I WAS WORKING ON, LIKE, BEFORE THE
RECORD -- YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET AMPED UP AND YOU SAY YOUR NAME, YOU KNOW
YOU SAY YOUR RAP NAME JUST TO ANNOUNCE, LIKE, THIS IS YOUR RECORD, RIGHT?
> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> SO IT WOULD ALWAYS GO LIKE, "KID MESC," YOU KNOW
AND THEN IT WENT FROM "KID MESS" TO "KID MESS CUDI. AND THEN, LIKE, IT WENT FROM
"KID MESS CUDI" TO "KID CUDI"! AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS WORKS!
IT'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE, IT'S --
"STOP THERE. >> I FOUND IT, YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: BUT IS IT "MESS CUDI"? >> ALL RIGHT, YEAH
SO I'M A -- SO THIS IS -- THIS IS GOING TO BE -- WE'RE GONNA DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I REALLY -- I REALLY WANT
EVERYBODY TO -- TO LEARN HOW TO PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR
13 YEARS >> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT.
>> SO THIS IS WHAT IT IS I KNOW I KIND OF CONFUSE EVERYBODY WITH MY RAP NAME
BUT IT'S MESCUDI MESCUDI, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW.
I MEAN, I'M JUST CALLING YOU SCOTT. SO, I MEAN, THIS IS PERFECT.
YEAH, YEAH WE'RE GOOD [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S ALSO GOOD TO KNOW THAT NOW. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT IF YOU -- WE GOT TO WATCH THIS DOCUMENTARY. I MEAN, THIS IS -- IT'S -- IT'S
PHENOMENAL IT'S FANTASTIC TO SEE WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND WHERE YOU ENDED
UP IT'S JUST A -- IT'S A GREAT AMERICAN STORY
YOU GROUP UP IN OHIO, RIGHT? >> YEAH, YEAH. CLEVELAND.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, CLEVELAND, OHIO AND THEN YOU CAME TO NEW YORK.
IS HERE WHERE YOU WORKED AT APPLEBEE'S >> NO, THAT WAS IN CLEVELAND
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IN CLEVELAND. >> YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SOMEONE GOT THEIR START AT APPLEBEE'S. >> YEAH, MAN
[ LAUGHTER ] APPLEBEE'S, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
>> I LIKE TO HAVE FUN WITH IT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SERVING TABLES, IF ANYBODY IN HERE
SERVES TABLES, YOU KNOW IT CAN GET CRAZY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AT 7:00 P.M., YOU KNOW?
SO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WOULD PLAY GAMES LIKE, I WOULD MAKE UP NAMES FOR
MYSELF AND SOMETIMES, IT WOULD BE, LIKE, TREVOR
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WITH "TREVOR" WAS YOUR CHARACTER
>> YEAH, I WAS THINKING OF THE CHEESIEST NAME I COULD COME UP WITH
[ LAUGHTER ] NO OFFENSE NO OFFENSE TO ANYBODY NAMED TREVOR
[ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER BUT --
>> Jimmy: BUT WOULD YOU -- BUT YOU WOULD GO IN FULL CHARACTER LIKE, "HI, MY NAME IS TREVOR."
>> YEAH, "HI, MY NAME IS TREVOR CAN I START YOU OFF WITH A
A COFFEE, WATER, PEPSI PRODUCT ANYTHING?" YOU KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> WELL, LIKE -- YOU KNOW, IT
WAS LIKE, THIS THING AND SO, IT BECAME SUCH A BIG THING THAT PEOPLE WOULD COME ON
MY OFF DAYS REQUESTING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU OR TREVOR? >> TREVOR.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND, LIKE -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> AND PEOPLE WOULD BE AT WORK LIKE, "YOU KNOW, 'DUDE, THERE'S
NO TREVOR THAT WORKS HERE.'" AND IT'S LIKE, "OH, BUT SKINNY BLACK KID, YOU KNOW?
LIKE HE -- >> Jimmy: "WE WERE SITTING HERE
WE WERE HERE BY THE FRIDAY'S." >> "OH -- OH, YOU MEAN SCOTT OH, YEAH
HE'S NOT HERE. >> Jimmy: BUT APPLEBEE'S, DID YOU HAVE A NAME TAG?
>> I MADE A NAME TAG THAT SAID TREVOR >> Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YES YOU WENT THROUGH TO THE NEXT
LEVEL. I HID -- I STOLE -- I STOLE ONE OF THE NAME MAKERS
THE NAME TAG MAKERS -- >> Jimmy: GOD! >> AND I WENT IN THE BATHROOM
AND I MADE A -- A NAME TAG THAT SAID TREVOR. >> Jimmy: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
[ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THAT. AND -- YOU GO AND YOU GO,
"GREAT, I'M MAKING THIS MONEY. I'M SAVING UP SO I CAN GET STUDIO TIME.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO I CAN EVENTUALLY BECOME KID CUDI.
>> Jimmy: GRAMMY WINNER. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: MILLIONS OF ALBUMS,
GIANT MOVIES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GOT TWO "CRITICS CHOICE"
NOMINATIONS. >> YES TWO FOR "DON'T LOOK UP."
>> Jimmy: TWO -- TWO FOR "DON'T LOOK UP. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BEST ENSEMBLE CAST >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND -- AND THEN FOR
THE SONG >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT YOU DO WITH
ARIANA >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU RECEIVE
A DIFFERENT "CRITICS CHOICE" NOMINATION >> YEAH, FOR "GUNS GO BANG."
>> Jimmy: FOR "GUNS GO BANG" FROM "THE HARDER THEY FALL." >> YEAH, WITH JAY-Z.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE. DUDE, THAT WAS --
>> YEAH. SHOUT OUT -- SHOUT OUT TO JAMES SAMUEL, THE GOD, YOU
KNOW HE'S ONE OF THE GUYS THAT'S BEEN SUPPORTING ME
AND -- AND HE'S BEEN MY HERO JUST RECENTLY, JUST COMING BACK INTO MY LIFE AFTER KNOWING EACH
OTHER YEARS AGO INDIRECTLY, WORKING WITH EACH OTHER. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO I JUST WANT TO SHOUT HIM OUT, MAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME
>> HE'S -- HE'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: BUT THIS HAS GOT TO FEEL GREAT
I MEAN, DUDE, YOU GOT THREE DIFFERENT NOMIN -- "CRITICS CHOICE" NOMINATIONS.
I MEAN, THE -- THE BUZZ IS -- I MEAN, THEY'RE GREAT SONGS. THE -- THE RUMOR IS THAT IT
COULD END UP WITH YOU BEING NOMINATED FOR TWO ACADEMY AWARDS FOR TWO
DIFFERENT SONGS. >> THAT -- YEAH. >> Jimmy: FOR BEST ORIGINAL
SONG >> YEAH, ISN'T THAT -- THAT'S -- IS THAT, KIND OF,
COOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S NOT BAD THAT'S KIND OF COOL IS RIGHT
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE IDEA OF "DON'T LOOK UP" IS, BASICALLY, THE WORLD IS
GOING TO END THESE -- THESE TWO ASTRONOMERS ARE SAYING, "HEY, THE COMET IS
COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND JUST -- EVERYONE
IS GOING, "I UNDERSTAND, BUT, OH THERE'S GOSSIP. AND THAT'S THE REAL NEWS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE REAL NEWS AND YOU -- YOU
AND ARIANA HAVE A RELATIONSHIP SHE'S A POP STAR >> YEAH, YEAH OUR -- OUR RELATIONSHIP IS,
KIND OF, LIKE, ECLIPSING THE NEWS OF THIS METEOR COMING TO EARTH.
EVERYBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP MORE THAN THAT, YOU KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S KIND OF LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, CAN YOU
IMAGINE? YEAH, AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE
HERE'S KID CUDI IN "DON'T LOOK UP." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
HEY! >> OH, HI. >> OH, HE'S IN TEARS
>> HI, BABY! >> THE KID MESSED UP BAD >> HI, I KNOW --
>> LADY -- WASN'T WEARING ANY PANTIES IN THE CLUB THAT NIGHT >> IT'S FINE
>> I JUST GOT ALL CRAZY. I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT I MADE A MISTAKE
BUT LOOK, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU >> I GET IT.
IT'S OKAY. I HOOKED UP WITH HER TOO LAST YEAR AT THE MUSIC GLOBES RIGHT
BEFORE I RAN OFF WITH THE POWER FORWARD FROM THE NUGGETS AND NONE OF THAT MATTERS
>> WHAT ABOUT -- FORGET BREAKUP SEX, TRY TO BREAK UP A A RELATIONSHIP
>> THAT'S GOOD >> OH, COME ON TEN FAMOUS SECOND CHANCES FOR
TWO-TIMERS, GUYS >> OH, HERE WE GO. >> IT'S ON A PLATE
>> I AM SCARED, BUT HONESTLY, I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU. >> OKAY.
>> MY LITTLE BUMBLEBEE, WILL YOU MARRY ME >> OH, WOW
>> OH, MY GOD, OF COURSE >> YES >> OF COURSE
>> YES [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO WELL DONE. >> THANK YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: KID CUDI, EVERYBODY.
"DON'T LOOK UP" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE CHECKING OUT NEW TECHNOLOGY WITH JOANNA STERN.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE JOINED RIGHT NOW BY "THE
WALL STREET JOURNAL'S" EMMY WINNING SENIOR TECH COLUMNIST, JOANNA STERN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOANNA STERN THANK YOU!
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE BECAUSE YOU -- YOU
ARE MY GO-TO TECH PERSON >> IT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> DO REMEMBER WHEN YOU REACHED
OUT TO ME A COUPLE MONTHS AGO? >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I DID. >> IT'S LATE AT NIGHT. I GET A MESSAGE ON MY PHONE, A
A PUSH NOTIFICATION, JIMMY FALLON HAS FOLLOWED YOU ON TWITTER AND I IMMEDIATELY
ASSUMED JIMMY FALLON HAS BEEN HACKED >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> OR HE'S A RUSSIAN BOT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN YOU DIRECT MESSAGE
ME AND YOU ASK ME A TECH QUESTION, A REAL TECH QUESTION >> Jimmy: LIKE -- YEAH, BUT I
DIDN'T -- YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T SLIDE INTO YOUR DMs >> NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] IT -- IT WASN'T --
>> Jimmy: IT WASN'T THAT LATE AT NIGHT >> IT WASN'T THAT LATE AT
NIGHT. IT WAS LIKE 10:00 P.M., 9:00 P.M
>> Jimmy: 9:00 P.M., GOOD. THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. >> YEAH, BEFORE SHOWTIME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS LOOKING BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
THIS NEW iPHONE. AND I SAW THIS VERY FUNNY VIDEO, THIS -- THIS CHARMING
PERSON THERE, WHICH IS YOU, AND I JUST FOLLOWED YOU BECAUSE I HAD QUESTIONS BUT I ALSO SAID
LIKE, "HEY, GREAT JOB ON THIS VIDEO. >> YOU DID
IT WAS -- AGAIN, THIS IS WHY I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN HACKED
>> Jimmy: DUDE, DIDN'T YOU ASK ME IF I WAS A BOT? >> YES, I ASKED YOU.
AND SO, ARE YOU A BOT? >> Jimmy: WHAT DID I SAY >> I DON'T KNOW, ARE YOU A BOT
>> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT YOU ANSWERED ME --
>> IF IT WAS -- >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, AND YOU'RE JUST SO -- YOU'RE LIKE,
"DUDE, THIS WILL BE -- I -- I WILL ANSWER ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS.
I GO, "THANKS SO MUCH. AND THEN YOU GO -- I GO, "BUT THAT WILL BE THE LAST QUESTION,
I WILL NEVER ASK YOU YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS.
AND YOU WERE RIGHT, I DID. YEAH >> I'M HERE FOR YOU ALWAYS
ALL OF YOU ALL OF YOU >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE IT.
YEAH, YOU'RE HERE FOR ALL OF US GOOD
>> YES, EVERYONE >> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU.
>> EVERYONE, EVEN THE FANS ALL THE TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW YOU BROUGHT SOME VERY COOL STUFF WITH YOU TODAY WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT FIRST
>> SO THESE ARE -- >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> RIGHT DOWN HERE, THE RAY-BAN
STORIES. YOU WANT TO PUT THEM ON? >> Jimmy: SURE
>> YEAH, PUT THEM ON >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO THESE HAVE TWO CAMERAS IN
THEM AND THAT MEANS SINCE THEY LOOK LIKE NORMAL SUNGLASSES, YOU
CAN, BASICALLY, RECORD WITHOUT YOU KNOWING. AND FUNNY ENOUGH, I DID THAT TO
YOU. I THINK WE HAVE THE CLIP RIGHT HERE
>> Jimmy: WHAT
>> YEP >> Jimmy: HELLO?
>> OH, HI. >> Jimmy: JOANNA, HI >> HEY, JOANNA
>> Jimmy: SOMEONE'S -- SOMEONE'S COOL >> YEAH.
YEAH, I LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE FUN OUT THERE.
SO JUST HAVE FUN, BREAK A LEG. I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE SECONDS.
>> I WILL SEE YOU OUT THERE. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. >> BYE
[ DOOR CLOSING ] >> Jimmy: WHAT [ APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S ON MY INSTAGRAM RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS SO WEIRD
BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THAT WAS WEIRD. SHE WAS WEARING, LIKE, 'BLUES
BROTHERS' GLASSES. BUT I CAN'T EVEN - >> I KNOW, RIGHT
>> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE RECORDING ME IN THERE? >> YES
SO ALL -- >> Jimmy: IS THAT -- FIRST -- FIRST OFF, THAT IS WILD.
SECOND OF OFF, IS THAT ILLEGAL [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DIDN'T GET YOUR CONSENT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YES. >> BUT ALL I HAVE TO DO -- ALL YOU DO IS PRESS THIS BUTTON
RIGHT UP HERE. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE RECORDING >> Jimmy: I'M RECORDING RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS -- >> YOU'RE RECORDING. >> Jimmy: CAN I JUST -- WHY
WOULD I USE THIS >> WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE -- YOU HAVE -- YOU LIVE A PRETTY COOL
LIFE YOU WANT TO FILM PEOPLE WHEN YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT
YOU WANT TO PUT IT ON YOUR SOCIALS. >> Jimmy: BUT DON'T YOU JUST
PULL YOUR PHONE OUT AND RECORD >> YEAH, YOU HAVE -- LOOK, YOUR HANDS.
YOUR HAND'S FREE HANDS FREE, EVERYBODY HANDS FREE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WELL -- ALL RIGHT. OKAY, WELL, LET'S SEE IF WE
GOT -- WANT THIS FOR CHRISTMAS OR NOT OKAY, PERFECT.
WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE HERE, BUD >> WELL, ACTUALLY --
>> Jimmy: OKAY OH, THIS THING I WANT TO SEE -- HOW DO I DO
THIS NOW WHAT DO I DO >> ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, WALK OUT
IN FRONT OF -- THERE YOU GO. SLOWLY SLOWLY
ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS THE GITA MINI AND IT IS A SEMI-AUTONOMOUS ROBOT.
AND IT -- >> Jimmy: IT JUST FOLLOWS ME AROUND
>> IT'S JUST FOLLOWING YOU AROUND I'M NOT CONTROLLING IT
IT IS LOOKING USING RADAR AND CAMERAS TO FOLLOW YOUR BODY.
>> Jimmy: NOW WHAT WOULD I USE THIS FOR BESIDES FREAKING MY WIFE OUT OR MY KIDS?
>> SO -- SO THERE'S A LITTLE CONTAINER IN HERE. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU.
YOU LIFT THIS UP GITA, CALM DOWN. YOU'RE OKAY.
ALRIGHT, SO YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING IN THERE UP TO
20 POUNDS. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> GROCERIES, MAYBE YOUR KIDS.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: PUT MY KIDS IN THE -
>> I MEAN, MAYBE, THIS CHRISTMAS TREE >> Jimmy: AND IT JUST FOLLOWS
ME AROUND? >> YOU WANT TO TRY THAT CHRISTMAS TREE
THERE WE GO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, NOW LET IT BE AND WALK -- WALK FORWARD
LET'S SEE. THERE IT GOES. COME ON, GITA.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES!
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WEIRD. THIS IS SO WEIRD OKAY
>> AND IT WILL JUST KEEP FOLLOWING YOU. IT WILL GO -- IT WILL -- IT CAN
ACTUALLY GO 21 MILES >> Jimmy: JOANNA, HELP ME, PLEASE, GET THIS THING AWAY
FROM ME. >> NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DON'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE IT! [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> YES >> Jimmy: STOP THIS.
THIS IS SO WEIRD >> OKAY. OKAY
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. >> ALL RIGHT STAY, STAY
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE SORRY. >> NO.
JIMMY, STAY. JIMMY -- YOU CAN DO IT OH
>> Jimmy: YES, I'M SO HAPPY SOMETHING STOPPED. THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M TURNING THIS OFF >> I -- I THINK ITS OFF.
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> OH! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WHAT -- WHAT'S OUR LAST THING?
>> OH, ACTUALLY, YOU JUST TURNED IT BACK ON, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WHAT IS OUR --
>> SO -- >> Jimmy: WHAT IS OUR -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OUR LAST THING IS A THING THAT YOU ACTUALLY -- THIS IS AN OCULUS QUEST
I BROUGHT ANOTHER THING FOR YOU TO PUT ON YOUR HEAD. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> THIS IS AN OCULUS QUEST OR THE META QUEST >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> AND - >> Jimmy: EXCUSE ME. >> I WANT TO TALK -- LET'S TALK
ABOUT -- OH, JIMMY [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: THANK GOODNESS
YEAH ALL RIGHT. >> WELL, YOU DON'T -- LET'S PUT
THIS ONE ON. WE GOT -- WE GOT ANOTHER ONE THAT IS GOING TO BE WORKING FOR
A SECOND, BUT -- >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I LOVE THE OCULUS
I KNOW THIS THING. YEAH, THIS IS -- THIS IS VIRTUAL REALITY.
>> THIS IS VIRTUAL REALITY AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE OF WORKING OUT.
YOU WORK OUT I MEAN, THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS OUT, RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SOMEONE JUST PRESSED THE APPLAUSE BUTTON.
THAT IS INSANE BUT YEAH YEAH, OF COURSE I WORK OUT,
YEAH >> SO YOU WORK OUT YOU WORK OUT AT HOME
>> Jimmy: YES, I WORK OUT AT HOME >> YEAH, SO WITH THIS, YOU GET
TO HIDE. YOU CAN GO WORK OUT ANYWHERE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN WORK OUT
ANYWHERE >> YOU CAN WORK OUT ON THE GALAPAGOS.
ON THE BEACH AND SO, YOU JUST PUT ON AN APP CALLED "SUPERNATURAL."
AND, YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN KEEP TALKING TO YOU ABOUT IT, BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU PLAY
IT WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> Jimmy: LET'S DO IT.
>> LET'S DO IT [ DRUM ROLL >> JUST BACK -
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU WANT GITA TO COME WITH YOU?
[ CHEERS ] GITA, COME ON. >> Jimmy: GITA, COME -- COME
ON ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU PUT THIS ON AND, BASICALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR AN INSTRUCTOR.
SHE'S GOING TO BE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKING
A BOXING CLASS >> Jimmy: OKAY >> AND -- AND JUST GO FOR IT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M ON A -- I'M IN A BOXING CLASS ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA?
>> YES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE
IN REAL LIFE OH, GEEZ IT BARELY FITS MY GIANT HEAD
OKAY, WHAT DO I GRAB >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU.
>> THAT'S LEFT THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: GITA, ARE YOU
WATCHING >> GITA'S -- GITA'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND STILL PAIRED.
>> TAKE A LOOK AROUND ATHLETE. WE ARE ON TOP OF THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
>> YOU OKAY? AND SO, LIKE "BEAT SABER," RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING ON? OW WHAT DO I -- WHAT DO I DO?
>> PUNCH HIM PUNCH HIM. >> Jimmy: I'M PUNCHING HIM
LOOK, THIS IS SO EMBARRASING >> PUNCH HIM >> Jimmy: WHAT DO I DO LATER
>> COME ON COME ON. CAN WE HEAR IT FOR JIMMY
LET'S HEAR IT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE
>> YEP, YEP. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT THING DO
>> JUST -- JUST KEEP PUNCHING. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT THING DO
>> KEEP PUNCHING >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE -- WHAT'S THE LASER BEAM
>> YOU'RE GETTING HIM. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> ARE YOU SWEATING?
>> Jimmy: THIS IS IT I'M BREAKING A SWEAT GITA, GITA, ARE YOU FOLLOWING
ME GITA GITA
GITA, I DID IT ARE YOU PROUD? JOANNA STERN, EVERYBODY!
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FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA OH, MY GOD
[ LAUGHTER ] >> GITA! WOO-HOO!
>> Jimmy: STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!
GITA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *