1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,446 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:19,652 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:22,856 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, 4 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:27,227 ALANA HAIM MUSICAL GUEST NIKO MOON. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:35,035 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1571 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:40,507 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:51,918 * 8 00:00:51,918 --> 00:01:03,830 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:07,534 WELCOME. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:10,937 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW! YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:14,774 YOU MADE IT. YOU'RE WATCHING. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 12 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:20,213 WELL, GUYS, THIS IS BIG. LAST NIGHT THE JANUARY 6th COMMISSION REVEALED THAT DURING 13 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:22,082 THE CAPITOL RIOTS, THE WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF GOT TEXTS FOR PLEADING FOR TRUMP TO CALM 14 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:30,490 THINGS DOWN FROM FOX NEWS ANCHORS AND DONALD TRUMP JR. YEAH 15 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:36,296 TRUMP IGNORED THE ADVICE OF THE CLOSEST TO HIM AND ALSO DON JR [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,698 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "IF I REPLIED TO EVERY TEXT THAT SAID 'WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS CRAZY,' I'D 17 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:44,104 NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT CAME OUT THAT FOX NEWS 18 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,206 HOSTS WERE BEGGING FOR TRUMP DO SOMETHING. AND TODAY'S FOX NEWS HOSTS LIT 19 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:53,580 TREE ON FIRE AGAIN JUST TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,716 TRUMP DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT NOT ONLY DID TRUMP IGNORE TEXTS FROM THE FOX NEWS, HE ALSO 21 00:01:56,716 --> 00:02:01,221 DROPPED THEM FROM HIS FAMILY CELL PHONE PLAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:05,358 THAT'S RIGHT, WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF MARK MEADOWS WAS GETTING TEXTS DURING THE ATTACK 23 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:08,061 ASKING TRUMP TO INTERVENE. FOR EXAMPLE, SEAN HANNITY TEXTED, AND THIS IS REAL, "CAN 24 00:02:08,061 --> 00:02:13,800 HE MAKE A STATEMENT ASK PEOPLE TO LEAVE THE CAPITAL?" YEP, THAT'S NOT ALL MEADOWS 25 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,937 RECEIVED SEVERAL OTHER MESSAGES THAT DAY, TOO 26 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,906 FOR EXAMPLE, ERIC TRUMP TEXTED, "HEAD STUCK IN CAPITAL STAIRCASE RAILING. 27 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:25,478 SEND HELP! [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT TEXT, RUDY GUILIANI, 28 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:29,516 TEXTED, "JUST SHOWED UP AT CAPITOL TOTAL LANDSCAPING. WHEN'S THE RIOTING START?" 29 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:34,354 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY PRESIDENT TRUMP TEXTED MEADOWS, "JUST MAKE SURE 30 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:37,090 THEY DON'T TAKE AWAY MY TWITTER! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 31 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:44,497 CRAZY DAY ALL AROUND CRAZY DAY ALL AROUND SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON 32 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,166 THE WHITE HOUSE JUST ANNOUNCED THEIR PLAN TO ADD 500,000 CHARGING STATIONS FOR 33 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:53,573 ELECTRIC VEHICLES ACROSS THE COUNTRY. IT'S INCREDIBLE. 34 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:56,976 SOMEHOW, WE CAN BUILD HALF A A MILLION CHARGING STATIONS, BUT WE CAN'T ADD A SECOND 35 00:02:56,976 --> 00:03:01,681 OUTLET AT LA GUARDIA [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I CHARGE MY PHONE? 36 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,217 I JUST -- OKAY DID YOU GUYS HEAR THIS TODAY, THE STATE OF NEW YORK 37 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,052 ORDERED FORMER GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO TO RETURN THE FIVE MILLION DOLLARS HE RECEIVED 38 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:14,160 FROM HIS BOOK ON LEADERSHIP DURING THE PANDEMIC. I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THE 39 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:18,164 DRINKING AT THE CUOMO FAMILY CHRISTMAS HAS ALREADY BEGUN. [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:20,900 SOME BUSINESS NEWS AFTER ANNOUNCING THEIR NAME CHANGE, FACEBOOK PAID A BANK IN 41 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:26,373 SOUTH DAKOTA $60 MILLION FOR THE RIGHTS TO THEIR NEW NAME, "META. 42 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:31,745 IT'S MAKING EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SEEING A BANK GET $60 MILLION IS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT 43 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:43,523 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT, A BANK 44 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,191 NOW THEY'RE SO RICH, THEY DON'T EVEN CHAIN THEIR PENS TO THE TABLE ANYMORE. 45 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:48,094 [ LAUGHTER ] "JUST TAKE THEM! THAT'S A MONTBLANC 46 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:52,832 JUST TAKE IT." I LIKE HOW FACEBOOK WAS TRYING TO RENAME THEIR COMPANY 47 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,435 SOMETHING COOL, BUT IT WAS ALREADY BEING USED BY A BANK IN SOUTH DAKOTA 48 00:03:55,435 --> 00:04:01,141 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS ENCOURAGING. I READ THAT DESPITE SUPPLY 49 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,876 CHAIN ISSUES, UPS AND THE POSTAL SERVICE HAVE IMPROVED THEIR ON TIME DELIVERIES 50 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:09,883 COMPARED TO LAST YEAR'S HOLIDAY SEASON THAT'S RIGHT 51 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:13,720 THEY NOW DELIVER THAT SLIP THAT SAYS, "SORRY WE MISSED YOU RIGHT ON TIME. 52 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:20,827 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "RIGHT ON TIME I WAS HERE ALL DAY." 53 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,595 I SAW THAT LG HAS A NEW BATTERY POWERED TV THAT YOU CAN WHEEL AROUND ON A STAND TO WATCH 54 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:29,669 ANYWHERE YEAH, A TV ON WHEELS IT IS PERFECT IF YOU'VE EVER 55 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:36,543 DREAMT OF BEING A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FROM 1997. [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:40,080 AND GET THIS, UBER EATS JUST MADE ITS FIRST-EVER DELIVERY TO SPACE AFTER A JAPANESE 57 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:45,852 BILLIONAIRE BOUGHT FOOD FROM THE APP TO ASTRONAUTS ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. 58 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,588 YEAH THAT'S HOW TOUGH THE ECONOMY IS RIGHT NOW. 59 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:52,625 A BILLIONAIRE IS WORKING FOR UBER EATS. [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:56,229 WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT ROCKET SCIENTISTS AND BRAIN SURGEONS 61 00:04:56,229 --> 00:05:01,301 ARE NOT ANY SMARTER THAN THE GENERAL POPULATION THAT'S GOTTA BE A GREAT STUDY 62 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,336 TO READ RIGHT BEFORE YOU'RE WHEELED IN FOR BRAIN SURGERY RIGHT? 63 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:07,307 YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT?" BRAIN SURGEONS WERE LIKE, "YOU NEED TO BE SUPER SMART TO KNOW 64 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:12,746 ABOUT THE BRAIN, AND ALL THOSE LITTLE TUBEY THINGS AROUND IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,714 AND FINALLY, A WOMAN EATING AT A RESTAURANT IN NEW ORLEANS FOUND A DOZEN PEARLS IN AN 66 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:20,387 OYSTER THAT SHE ORDERED. WOMAN SAID SHE WOULD PROBABLY SELL THE PEARLS, WHEN THEY 67 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:23,790 PASSED IN SIX TO EIGHT HOURS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT 68 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,359 UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 69 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:42,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 70 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:46,413 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE GIANT NEW 71 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:49,582 ANIMATED MOVIE "SING 2," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd. 72 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:56,556 MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS HERE, TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 73 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:59,859 NOT HERE RIGHT NOW I MEAN, HE'S GETTING A STANDING OVATION. 74 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,696 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S NOT COMING OUT NOW. 75 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,664 HE'S HERE TONIGHT. YEAH EVERYONE IS READY FOR HIM TO 76 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:07,734 COME OUT I GUESS IF HE'S READY, I MEAN? NO, NO, HE'S NOT COMING OUT. 77 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:11,204 EVENTUALLY HE WILL COME OUT. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 78 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,606 ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WILL BE HERE 79 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:17,444 >> Steve: IN PERSON. >> Jimmy: HE'S A STUD. THEY WENT CRAZY. 80 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,946 THE WHOLE BUILDING HAS BEEN BUZZING. GOSH 81 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:24,050 >> Steve: HE'S THE KING. >> Jimmy: YEAH PLUS, SHE'S MAKING HER FILM 82 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,618 DEBUT IN "LICORICE PIZZA," WHICH IS GETTING CRAZY NOMINATIONS AND AWARD BUZZ FOR 83 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:29,289 THIS IT'S IN SELECT THEATERS NOW, OPENS NATIONWIDE ON CHRISTMAS 84 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:33,193 DAY. ALANA HAIM IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 85 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:38,231 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE'S AWESOME. I LOVE HER 86 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,267 I LOVE HAIM. AND SPEAKING OF GREAT MUSIC, WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 87 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:48,375 NIKO MOON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 88 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,878 GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY FOUR SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK. 89 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:54,180 WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED TONIGHT SHOW TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF 90 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:58,218 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 91 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:02,155 * * 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 92 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:07,727 4 DAYS LEFT * * [ APPLAUSE ] 93 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,397 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE 94 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:11,931 LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A PHENOMENAL CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO 95 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:20,740 CHRISTMAS CABINET. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, SINCE THERE ARE FOUR SHOWS 96 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:25,211 LEFT -- WOW, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER FOUR. [ DRUM ROLL 97 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:28,948 OH, THAT'S RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE GO FOR IT BUD. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 98 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:33,319 VERY NICE. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 99 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:37,891 BEAUTIFUL. OH WOW. 100 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:40,627 IT LIGHTS UP CAN WE DIM THE LIGHTS A LITTLE BIT? 101 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:46,433 I THOUGHT IT LIT UP. OH, IT LIGHTS UP WHEN YOU MOVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:50,904 WHAT WOW. OH, YEAH 103 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,406 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WOW. 104 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,841 IT JUST KIND OF BLINKS WHEN IT WANTS TO BLINK OKAY, HERE WE GO 105 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,910 LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER, OKAY? EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 106 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:01,014 NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN 107 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:05,552 QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL, PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL 108 00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:15,929 SEAT NUMBER 4-3-3! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 109 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:26,039 * HEY! WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 110 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,675 WOW. OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS GOING TO BE MORE LIKE 111 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:32,045 A DRESS FOR YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 112 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,647 >> I'M JESSICA >> Jimmy: JESSICA, WHERE ARE YOU FROM, JESSICA? 113 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,282 >> COLOMBIA. >> Jimmy: COLOMBIA, OH MY GOODNESS 114 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:41,287 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JESSICA, WELCOME TO THE SHOW THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 115 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,823 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AT HOME? >> NO. 116 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:47,761 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, WELL WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON RIGHT NOW? 117 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:51,564 >> WELL, I FEEL SO HAPPY TO BE HERE, ESPECIALLY FOR THIS PRESENT. 118 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,099 I WAS TALKING WITH THE GUY BEFORE [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:59,105 THEY KNOW. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> THE COLD WEATHER IS CRAZY 120 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:04,144 FOR ME HERE BECAUSE IN MY COUNTRY IT IS WARM, SO THIS IS PERFECT. 121 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:10,817 >> Jimmy: TRY IT ON. I THINK IT WILL LOOK GREAT ON YOU. 122 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:16,623 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 123 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:20,326 YEAH OH, YEAH LOOK AT THIS 124 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,195 THERE IS NO WRONG WAY TO WEAR IT OH, MY GOODNESS. 125 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,597 LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THAT, COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:29,302 YES! OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. CONGRATULATIONS. 127 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,937 IT WILL KEEP YOU WARM. WELCOME AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 128 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,673 I APPRECIATE IT. ONE MORE TIME FOR OUR AUDIENCE MEMBER RIGHT THERE 129 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,242 STICK AROUND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE SINGING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS 130 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,547 SONG WITH MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY! COME ON BACK * 131 00:09:40,547 --> 00:10:04,237 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [KNOCK ON DOOR ] >> Jimmy: YO 132 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:07,607 HEY, MATTHEW >> HEY, JIMMY. MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAN 133 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,476 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. >> Jimmy: HAPPY HOLIDAYS ANY BIG PLANS? 134 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,746 >> OH, YES I'M GOING HOME TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY FAMILY. 135 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:16,149 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SAME I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE WE'VE GOT TO 136 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,319 CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOGETHER >> RIGHT I KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 137 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,121 EVERYONE >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING THOUGH, THIS YEAR'S 138 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,224 GOING TO BE A LOT DIFFERENT THAN LAST ONE. >> IT SURE WILL, JIMMY 139 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:30,030 * * THIS CHRISTMAS WILL B DIFFERENT THAN CHRISTMAS 140 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:38,238 FROM LAST YEAR * * WE'RE TRADING IN TH FACETIMES FOR SOME I 141 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:50,350 PERSON CHEER I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM * * THE SIGHTS AND SOUNDS 142 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:55,722 THIS CHRISTMAS WE'RE FLYIN BACK TO OUR HOMETOWN * >> Jimmy: EXCUSE ME. 143 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,324 >> HEY >> Jimmy: SORRY >> OUT OF THE WAY. 144 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,494 EXCUSE ME, HEY LET'S GO * THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ON 145 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:07,067 NEIGHBOR THAT IS WAY TOO HAR WITH HIS LIGHTS * >> HEY, MATTHEW >> HEY 146 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:10,904 * AND YOUR MOMMA TELLS TH FAMILY ABOUT EVERY LITTL NEIGHBORHOOD FIGHT * 147 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:15,809 >> THERE IS BOOK CLUB DRAMA. * AND YOUR AUNT PULLS YOU UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE AND 148 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:20,947 EVEN THOUGH WE'RE VACCINATED THAT'S STILL A BIG NO * * THEN YOU CUDDLE IN BE 149 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:24,451 AT THE END OF THE NIGH BUT IT'S YOU CHILDHOOD BED YOU HAVE * 150 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:28,188 * TO SHARE WITH YOUR WIFE * >> COULD YOU SCOOT OVER, LIKE, TWO INCHES 151 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:33,193 >> UH, I CAN'T THIS BED'S A RACE CAR. * THIS CHRISTMAS WILL B 152 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:40,533 DIFFERENT THAN CHRISTMAS FROM LAST YEAR * * SOMEBODY CHECK OUR UNCL 153 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:49,609 THAT'S LIKE HIS SEVENTH BEER LET'S NOT TALK POLITIC NO NEED TO FIGHT * 154 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:53,546 * LET'S MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS ALL RIGHT ALL RIGH ALL RIGHT * 155 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:58,885 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ALL THE KIDS ARE PLAYIN WITH NEW TOY 156 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:03,690 CAROLLERS ARE BRINGING JOY THROWING THE ORNAMENTS * * ON THE TREE 157 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,193 BUILD A SNOWMAN IN THE YARD WITH FRIEND LAST MINUTE GIFTS FROM CVS * 158 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:12,432 * MY SECRET SANTA CLEARLY DOES NOT KNOW ME * >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL 159 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:16,703 THEY HAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HOOK HIM? 160 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:20,206 [ APPLAUSE ] * BUT MY FAVORITE PART OF THE HOLIDAYS IS WHEN W 161 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:30,583 GATHER TO ALL SING ALONG TO OUR FAVORITE * * CHRISTMAS SONG * 162 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,786 >> Jimmy: WE CAN DO THAT RIGHT NOW. >> WE CAN? 163 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:37,824 >> Jimmy: YEAH COME ON, LET'S ALL SING ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 164 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:45,465 * THE SNOW'S COMING DOW I'M WATCHING IT FALL LOTS OF PEOPLE AROUN 165 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:52,005 BABY PLEASE COME HOME * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ALL THE CHURCH BELLS IN 166 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:59,446 TOWN YEAH THEY'RE RINGIN A SONG WHA A SWEET SWEET SOUND * 167 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:07,120 * BABY PLEASE COME HOME * * THEY'RE SINGING DECK TH HALLS BUT IT'S NOT LIK 168 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:13,660 CHRISTMAS AT ALL * * I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE HERE AND ALL THE FU 169 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:22,202 WE HAD THAT YEAR * * IF THERE WAS A WA I'D HOLD BACK THESE TEAR 170 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:27,540 BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY BABY BABY BABY * * BABY PLEASE COME HOME 171 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:34,647 BABY BABY PLEASE PLEASE COME HOME BABY PLEASE COME HOME * 172 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:39,886 * BABY PLEASE COME HOME BABY PLEASE COME HOM BABY BABY BABA 173 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:43,723 PLEASE COME HOME * * BABY PLEASE COME HOME OH O 174 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:50,163 BABY PLEASE COME HOM BABY PLEASE COME HOME * * BABY BABY 175 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,667 PLEASE COME HOME BABY PLEASE COME HOM BABY PLEASE COME HOME * 176 00:13:53,667 --> 00:14:04,944 * BABY PLEASE COME HOME CHRISTMAS TIME BABY BABY BABY 177 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:09,315 PLEASE COME HOME * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY! 178 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:15,321 MY THANKS TO HAIM! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW! 179 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:23,196 * BABY BABY BAB BABY PLEASE COME HOM BABY PLEASE COME HOM 180 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:28,201 BABY PLEASE COME HOME * * I SAY BAB BABY BAB 181 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,071 PLEASE COME HOME NOW BABY WON'T YOU PLEASE * * COME HOME NOW 182 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:34,674 WON'T YOU PLEASE COME HOME NO WON'T YOU PLEASE * 183 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:56,363 * COME HOME BABY BABY BABY PLEASE COME HOME * 184 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,098 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR WINNING ACTOR AND "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLING 185 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,866 AUTHOR, STARRING AS THE VOICE OF BUSTER MOON IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED FILM, "SING 2," 186 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:08,174 WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd. PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE 187 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:12,946 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY! 188 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,049 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 189 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:38,571 * * >> THEY CAN COME BACK HOME 190 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:42,175 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT -- THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD RIGHT THERE I MEAN, THEY -- 191 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,111 >> BABY, COME BACK HOME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH 192 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,747 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS CHRISTMAS MOVIE DIFFERENT. 193 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:53,319 I APPRECIATE YOU DOING THAT. WE HUNG OUT ALL DAY TOGETHER >> HOW FUN WITH THAT 194 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,955 >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE GREATEST. WE ALWAYS -- WE -- >> TWO TAKE MAXIMUM. 195 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,124 [ LAUGHTER ] TWO TAKE MAXIMUM >> Jimmy: WE NAILED IT 196 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,193 WE HAD SOME GOOD TAKES - IT WAS SO MUCH FUN HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND -- 197 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,028 AND YOUR FAMILY. >> YOU TOO >> Jimmy: I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU 198 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,697 IN PERSON. THANKS FOR MAKING THE TRIP AND BEING HERE 199 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,199 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT ARE YOUR -- ALL RIGHT, DO YOU HAVE, 200 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,703 LIKE, FAMILY TRADITIONS? DO YOU HAVE HOLIDAY PLANS? WHAT DO YOU HAVE COMING UP 201 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,371 >> THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA GET ALL THE McCONAUGHEY FAMILY WE'RE -- AND ALSO CAMILA'S 202 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:15,775 FAMILY SO WHEN WE DO THAT -- WHEN WE HAVE THAT MULTICULTURAL 203 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:21,314 CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS LASTS A A LONG TIME AT OUR PLACE [ LAUGHTER ] 204 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,083 BECAUSE THEY CELEBRATE ON THE 24th MIDNIGHT, YOU EXCHANGE 205 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:27,187 PRESENTS, ALL RIGHT? >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO YOU HAVE THE BIG SIT-DOWN 206 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,389 DINNER YOU GET THE CHINA OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL YEAR. 207 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,125 [ LAUGHTER ] IF IT WAS UP TO MY FAMILY, IT'D BE PAPER PLATES. 208 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,728 THANK YOU, CAMILA. [ LAUGHTER ] IF IT WERE -- GET THE CHINA 209 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:38,064 OUT. >> Jimmy: GET THE CHINA OUT. >> A BETTER RITUAL 210 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,101 >> Jimmy: NO, WE ARE USING CHINA. >> YES 211 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:45,071 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CAMILA, YEAH >> AND THEN WE DO THAT THAT 212 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,673 NIGHT AND THEN WE GET UP THE NEXT DAY AND WE DO OUR CHRISTMAS, WHICH IS EVERYONE 213 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,575 OPENS PRESENTS SANTA CAME THE PROBLEM, THE REASON I SAY 214 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,276 IT'S LONGER ALREADY, IS THAT MY MOTHER, WHO IS 90, STILL DEMANDS THAT YOU -- EVERYONE 215 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,446 OPEN THEIR PRESENT AND EVERYONE WATCH ONE PERSON OPEN THEIR PRESENT AT A TIME. 216 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,082 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH -- 217 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,451 >> IF YOU GOT A BIG BRAZILIAN FAMILY, YOU GOT A BIG McCONAUGHEY FAMILY 218 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,420 THERE'S A FAMILY OF 20 THERE IS A LOT OF PRESENTS, THANKFULLY 219 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:04,057 >> Jimmy: YES. >> IT MAY BE DARK ON THE 25th WHEN WE'RE DONE OPENING 220 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:07,861 PRESENTS FROM THAT MORNING [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO IT'S 7:00 P.M. AND YOU 221 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:12,665 JUST FINISHED OPENING PRESENTS FROM CHRISTMAS MORNING >> Jimmy: YEAH 222 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,668 >> SO THE NIGHTS GET LONG. >> Jimmy: MY GRANDMA USED TO DO THIS THING WHERE WE'D UNWRAP 223 00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:16,736 THE PRESENTS AND SHE GOES, "CAN YOU JUST NOT RIP IT JUST SO I COULD REUSE THE WRAPPING?" 224 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,773 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SAVE THE WRAPPING >> Jimmy: SAVE THE WRAPPING FOR 225 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,075 THE NEXT YEAR. >> SAVE THE WRAP - >> Jimmy: SAVE THE WRAP FOR THE 226 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,577 NEXT YEAR. I GO, "YES, OKAY, GRANDMA. >> IT'S 3:00 P.M 227 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,880 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO LET'S OPEN UP THE THING. 228 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,616 YEAH IT'S SO FUN. I LOOK FORWARD TO IT 229 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,752 DO YOU -- ARE YOU A GUY THAT MAKES NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS [ LAUGHTER ] 230 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,088 >> I CHECK IN ON MYSELF. >> Jimmy: YOU CHECK IN ON YOURSELF, YEAH 231 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,723 >> YOU KNOW, I ASK -- I ASK -- I ASK MYSELF TO WORK ON MY PATIENCE LAST YEAR 232 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:41,227 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ON NEW YEAR'S EVE >> Jimmy: WE ALL NEED TO DO 233 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,930 THAT >> AND I'M -- NOW THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME 234 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,132 AND I GUESS TONIGHT, I'LL START THINKING ABOUT HOW I HAVE DONE THE LAST 11 MONTHS 235 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,968 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. WELL, I THINK THE LAST TIME WE 236 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:51,371 TALKED -- I MEAN, CONGRATULATIONS. YOUR BOOK, "GREENLIGHTS" -- 237 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,773 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WAS ON "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER LIST. 238 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,743 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 50, 5-0. >> YEAH. 239 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:01,214 >> Jimmy: 50 WEEKS, IT SOLD, LIKE, 2.5 MILLION COPIES IT IS A GIANT, GIANT HIT, BUD. 240 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:05,251 CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT 241 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,754 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID YOU REALIZE IT WOULD TAKE OFF LIKE 242 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,390 THAT I MEAN, SO MANY PEOPLE -- >> I HAD NO IDEA 243 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,892 >> Jimmy: IT'S MASSIVE >> I -- IT -- IT HIT A NERVE >> Jimmy: YEAH 244 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,295 >> THANK YOU, EVERYONE OUT THERE WHO HAD ALREADY READ IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 245 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,598 >> Jimmy: IT WAS SO HONEST AND IT WAS SO -- IT -- I LOVED IT. I TOLD YOU AS SOON AS I READ 246 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,534 IT, I COULDN'T STOP READING IT I GO, "OH, THIS IS SO -- IT'S SO PERSONAL, BUT IT'S SO ALSO 247 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:26,506 UNIVERSAL. >> YEAH. I THINK THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE GOT 248 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,308 FROM IT. PEOPLE SAID, "HEY, I SEE MYSELF IN YOU 249 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:33,079 I SEE MY STORIES IN YOUR STORIES. IIT KIND OF, LAYS OUT A MAP, A 250 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,049 A PROCESS. IT'S A PROCESS BOOK. IT IS NOT A PRODUCT BOOK 251 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:39,452 IT'S AN APPROACH TO LIFE WITH THIS RODEO WE'RE ALL TRYING TO GET THROUGH. 252 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,421 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND TRYING TO GET OUR EIGHT SECONDS ON 253 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,790 >> Jimmy: YEAH "GREENLIGHTS" -- >> HOW CAN WE -- HOW CAN WE DO 254 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,592 OUR BEST TO GET IT >> Jimmy: YOU -- ACTUALLY, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE COMING OUT 255 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,161 WITH A -- A JOURNAL NOW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: A COMPANION JOURNAL 256 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:52,165 TO HELP PEOPLE BECAUSE I -- I THINK YOU WERE SAYING IN THE BOOK, TOO. 257 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:55,635 IT'S -- IT'S TOUGH WHEN YOU WRITE -- TO JUST TELL SOMEONE, "HEY, JUST WRITE SOMETHING DOWN 258 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,505 EVERY -- EVERY DAY OR EVERY NIGHT. >> A BLANK SHEET OF PAPE -- 259 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:02,642 PAPER INTIMIDATES THE HECK OUT OF US, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH 260 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,511 >> BUT JOURNALING OR WRITING THINGS DOWN, I'VE DONE IT ALL MY LIFE, AND IT'S HOW I WROTE 261 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:08,715 "GREENLIGHTS," THE BOOK. IMMENSELY VALUABLE I MEAN, I WRITE THINGS DOWN TO 262 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:12,052 FORGET YOU WRITE THEM DOWN, YOU CAN FORGET THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE IN 263 00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:15,321 THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T JUST GO TO THE DIARY OR 264 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,258 THE JOURNAL TO WRITE DOWN WHEN YOUR FRUSTRATED AND CONFUSED GO TO THE JOURNAL TO WRITE DOWN 265 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,794 WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN LIFE WHEN YOU'RE ROLLING, WHEN YOU'RE CATCHING GREEN LIGHTS WHEN 266 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:26,700 YOU'RE IN THE FLOW BECAUSE WE WILL GET OUT OF FLOW AGAIN AND IT'S NICE TO HAVE 267 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,935 A DOCUMENT TO BACK AND GO, "WHEW! WHAT WAS I DOING WHEN I WAS -- 268 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,838 WHEN I WAS CRUISING? >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHEN LIFE WAS PERFECT. 269 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:37,177 >> YOU KNOW, YOU SEE HABITS AND YOU CAN CHANGE AND RECALIBRATE BUT YEAH, IT'S A JOURNAL 270 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,813 I GOT LITTLE NUDGES ALONG THE WAY TO, KIND OF, HELP YOU AND ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS 271 00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:41,915 TO WRITE YOUR STORY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE BOOK OF "GREENLIGHTS" 272 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:44,317 WAS MY STORY THIS IS FOR YOUR STORY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT, 273 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,486 BUDDY. THAT'S AWESOME - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 274 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:50,357 CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE ALSO -- YOU WERE 275 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,793 NICE ENOUGH TO ZOOM INTO US WHEN WE COULDN'T GET ANY GUESTS ANYWHERE 276 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,329 NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO TRAVEL OR DO ANYTHING. BUT THERE WAS TALK OF YOU, 277 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,799 MAYBE, RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF TEXAS. >> RIGHT 278 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,535 >> Jimmy: AND YOU RECENTLY DECIDED TO NOT RUN FOR GOVERNOR 279 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,706 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU WALK US THROUGH THAT DECISION? 280 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,775 >> WHEW! WELL, IT WAS A TWO-YEAR CONSIDERATION THAT I CAME TO 281 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:12,178 THE DECISION REALLY OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS. AND I WAS ASKING MYSELF THE 282 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,080 ORIGINAL QUESTION AND TRYING TO ANSWER, "HOW AND WHERE AND WHAT CAN I DO TO BE MOST USEFUL TO 283 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:21,888 MYSELF, TO MY FAMILY AND TO THE MOST AMOUNT OF PEOPLE? THE EMBASSY OF THE CATEGORY OF 284 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,925 POLITICS CAME UP AND IT'S A PRIVILEGED ONE THAT I GAVE GREAT CONSIDERATION TO. 285 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,794 BUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE -- WITH THE THINGS, I'VE GOT A 13-YEAR-OLD, AN 11-YEAR-OLD, 286 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:31,965 AN 8-YEAR-OLD. THE LIFE I'M LIVING RIGHT NOW, THE STORYTELLING I WANT TO KEEP 287 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:36,636 DOING. IT'S NOT THE CATEGORY FOR ME AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE. 288 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,806 >> Jimmy: IT'S STILL NOT RULING OUT FUTURE >> I'M NOT UNTIL I AM. 289 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:43,977 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT WAS A VERY McCONAUGHEY ANSWER THE 290 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:47,681 OTHER DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "I'M NOT UNTIL I AM. 291 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,150 IT'S VERY -- YEAH. YEAH, THAT IS. >> I'LL -- I'LL BE KEEPING AN 292 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,052 EYE OPEN FOR -- >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I KNOW -- YOU KNOW, TEXAS LOVES YOU. 293 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:54,788 AND WHEN WE -- WHEN WE DID THE SHOW FROM TEXAS, YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO COME ON THE SHOW 294 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:59,693 AND, GOSH, YOU'RE BELOVED DOWN THERE AS WELL. YOU THINK PEOPLE LOVE YOU HERE, 295 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,662 STANDING OVATIONS, THEY LOVE YOU THERE. >> IT'S A GREAT STATE. 296 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,632 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU PUT ON A BENEFIT CONCERT. >> YEAH. 297 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,901 >> Jimmy: WITH YOUR WIFE CALLED "WE'RE TEXAS." >> YEAH. 298 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:09,569 >> Jimmy: AFTER THAT ROUGH, AWFUL WINTER STORM >> WINTER STORM URI CAME 299 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:14,908 THROUGH. WE'RE NOT USED TO WINTER STORMS LIKE THAT IN TEXAS, OKAY 300 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:19,879 >> Jimmy: NO >> WE -- WE WERE A BIT AWKWARD WE WEREN'T PREPARED AND A LOT 301 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,449 OF PEOPLE WERE OUT OF HOME A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE OUT OF SCHOOL 302 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,351 A LOT OF PEOPLE NEEDED SOME HELP BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T -- THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL 303 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:27,087 WITH IT. AND SO, WE -- MY FOUNDATION, WHICH IS THE JUST KEEPING LIVIN 304 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:28,888 FOUNDATION, WE GOT TOGETHER AND SAID, "WE'RE NOT DISASTER RELIEF, BUT WANT TO BE DISASTER 305 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:35,462 RELIEF?" WE SAID, "LET'S GO." AND I HEADED TO TEXAS. 306 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,898 I GOT ON THE PHONE CAMILA GOT ON THE PHONE. 100% OF THE PEOPLE WE CALLED, 307 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,433 WHETHER IT WAS COMPANIES WHO DONATED, WHETHER IT WAS MUSICIANS WHO CAME IN, 308 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:44,337 EVERYBODY WAS A "YES." AND THE FIRST 30 SECONDS, WE WENT DOWN TO TEXAS, PUT THE 309 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:49,876 SHOW ON AND WE RAISED OVER $7.7 MILLION [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:54,381 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. YOU JUST STEPPED UP AND I GO, 311 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:59,185 "OH, MY GOSH WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PUTTING ON A LIVE CONCERT? 312 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,054 YOU'RE LIKE, "NOTHING. >> IT WAS, LIKE, TWO TAKES TODAY. 313 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:02,689 YOU GET -- NO, YOU GET ONE TAKE YOU KNOW, TWO MAXIMUM, AND 314 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,457 LET'S THROW IT TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO -- DISASTER RELIEF, YOU HAVE TO MOVE QUICKLY 315 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,259 BECAUSE IF YOU TAKE YOUR TIME TO SAY, "OH, THIS HAS GOT TO BE PERFECT," SOMETHING ELSE IS 316 00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:13,066 TAKING THE FRONT PAGE NEWS THERE IS ANOTHER DISASTER COMING 317 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:15,735 YOU KNOW SO YOU NEED -- YOU NEED TO JUMP ON IT QUICKLY AND GET EVERYONE 318 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,637 TOGETHER AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF TRYING GETTING PEOPLE TO GIVE AT THAT TIME WHEN IT IS FRONT 319 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:23,309 PAGE NEWS AND THEY KNOW PEOPLE NEED HELP. >> Jimmy: I SAW "HOLLYWOOD 320 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:26,079 REPORTER" GAVE YOU -- NAMED YOU PHILANTHROPIST OF THE YEAR >> YEAH. 321 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,481 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FOR ALL THE STUFF YOU DO FOR PEOPLE. 322 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:32,318 >> THAT WAS COOL >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD TO BE -- BUT IT'S 323 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,587 ALSO GREAT TO GIVE BACK. AND IT'S ALSO -- IT'S GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO 324 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,323 YOU -- YOU SHOW UP EVERY TIME, YOU ALWAYS SHOW UP, FOR ME, BUT I THINK FOR -- FOR 325 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:41,161 ANYTHING I KNOW YOU'RE A GREAT DAD. >> WELL, THANK YOU 326 00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:44,664 TRY TO WE ALL TRY TO. YOU KNOW, I THINK WE -- WE 327 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,199 LEARN MORE AND MORE AS WE -- AS WE AGE WE SERVE OURSELF WHEN WE DO 328 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:51,204 SERVE OTHERS THAT IS A -- LITTLE EXCHANGE RIGHT THERE. 329 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,741 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND -- AND THEN ALSO, THERE IS WAYS TO SERVE OURSELF AND 330 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,576 SERVE OTHERS AT THE SAME TIME. AND WHERE THOSE TWO MEET WHEN WE'RE FILLING OUR BANK ACCOUNT 331 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,345 AND OUR SOULS ACCOUNT AT THE SAME TIME, WE'RE GETTING THE QUANTITY AND THE QUALITY AT THE 332 00:22:58,345 --> 00:23:04,651 SAME TIME. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HONEY HO -- 333 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:07,187 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 334 00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:09,789 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT AND SHOW A CLIP FROM "SING 2. MORE WITH MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY 335 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:16,129 WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 336 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:34,447 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! 337 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,750 WE'RE HANGING WITH OUR GOOD PAL, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY >> WHAT'S UP 338 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:40,687 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHO STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "SING 2. 339 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:44,391 WHAT A CAST IN "SING 2." >> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: WELL, IT'S JUST YOU, 340 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:48,094 SCARLETT JOHANSSON, REESE WITHERSPOON, AND THEN, NO BIG DEAL, YOU ADD BONO TO THE 341 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:51,164 MIX. >> BONO SHOWS UP >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO BIG DEAL. 342 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,700 >> THANK YOU, BONO >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS A PARTY WHEN BONO SHOWS UP 343 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,970 >> IT IS ALWAYS A PARTY WHEN BONO SHOWS UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH 344 00:23:56,970 --> 00:24:01,775 I MEAN, IT'S -- IT'S AN AMAZING PART OF THE MOVIE AS WELL. I -- I LOVED THE FIRST "SING." 345 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:06,046 MY KIDS LOVED IT AS WELL BUT "SING 2," ANOTHER HOPEFUL MOVIE, MAKES YOU LAUGH 346 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:09,049 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT MAKES YOU WANT TO SING, OBVIOUSLY. 347 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,818 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT THE STAKES ARE HIGHER ON THIS ONE 348 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:15,321 >> STAKES ARE HIGHER ON THIS ONE. WE -- WE PULLED OFF THE SHOW IN 349 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,290 "SING 1" IN OUR TOWN NOW WE'RE TAKING IT TO REDSHORE CITY, WHICH IS IN OUR 350 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:21,127 MOVIE, VEGAS, THE -- THE BIGGEST STAGE IN -- ON THE PLANET 351 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:25,432 AND, WHEW! >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HOW ARE WE GOING TO PULL IT 352 00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:27,367 OFF? HOW CAN WE PULL IT OFF I, AS BUSTER MOON, HAS GOT TO 353 00:24:27,367 --> 00:24:29,536 PUT THE SHOW ON. >> Jimmy: BUSTER MOON, I LOVE THAT NAME. 354 00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:32,072 >> WRITE A LOT OF CHECKS THAT I CAN'T CASH MAKE A LOT OF PROMISES I DON'T 355 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:34,474 KNOW IF I CAN KEEP >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WITH THE HELP OF A LOT OF MY 356 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:38,945 TEAM IN THE SHOW YOU GO SEE IT. SEE IF WE PULLED IT OFF. 357 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:41,114 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO -- IT'S SO CUTE IT'S SO FUNNY. 358 00:24:41,114 --> 00:24:44,417 >> IT'S -- THE MOVIE, IT'S GOOD NEWS WE NEED GOOD NEWS RIGHT NOW. 359 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:48,221 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. 360 00:24:48,221 --> 00:24:50,190 >> IT'S -- IT'S ABOUT CHASING THE DREAM BUT ALSO HOW TO GIVE IT THE HUSTLE YOU GOT TO HAVE, 361 00:24:50,190 --> 00:24:54,461 THE DEALING WITH THE REJECTION, WHICH IS PART OF IT. ALL THE DOUBT. 362 00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:57,097 BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE DOUBT? >> Jimmy: YEP. 363 00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:59,499 >> YOU KNOW? AND IT'S -- IT'S FUN THERE'S SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE 364 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,801 TO SING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S YOUR KIDS. 365 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:04,304 YOU'RE THE PARENTS IT'S YOUR GRANDPARENTS YOU CAN ALL SING ALONG IN THIS 366 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:07,040 ONE. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THE SOUNDTRACK ON THIS ONE, I DON'T 367 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,675 KNOW HOW YOU PULLED IT OFF I -- ARE WE ALLOWED TO EVEN SAY NAMES OR NO? 368 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,077 WE DON'T KNOW. >> I THINK WE CAN. YEAH 369 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:16,116 >> Jimmy: BTS, PRINCE, CARDI B [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 370 00:25:16,116 --> 00:25:18,084 >> Jimmy: AND, OBVIOUSLY, U2 IT'S GOT A -- >> YEAH. 371 00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:19,853 NEW SONG U2 HAS GOT A NEW SONG YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE AND THE 372 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,789 CLASSIC ALBUM, "THE JOSHUA TREE." [ CHEERS ] 373 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,958 >> Jimmy: I MEAN - >> NO, NO, NO, IT'S -- IT'S THICK. 374 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:30,063 >> IT'S THICK. IT'S THICK >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER I WAS 375 00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:31,865 WALKING AROUND NEW YORK, AND I -- I GOT ONE OF THOSE -- THIS IS BACK WHEN I WAS ON "SNL." 376 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:34,801 I GOT JUST A RADIO, JUST LIKE A SONY RADIO, LIKE A WALKMAN NO TAPE, JUST TO LISTEN TO 377 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:38,738 RADIO, BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE IN NEW YORK, YOU JUST WALK AROUND >> YEAH. 378 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:42,275 >> Jimmy: NO -- YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC AND "WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO 379 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:46,379 NAME" CAME ON, AND I JUST GO -- AND IT WAS LIKE, "I WANT TO RUN -- 380 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:49,349 AND I JUST STARTED RUNNING I JUST RAN UNTIL I HIT THE WATER. 381 00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:51,851 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I JUST LOVED IT. I GO, "IT WAS -- IT JUST FELT 382 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,087 RIGHT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, "THAT'S WHAT 383 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:55,689 BONO WOULD WANT ME TO DO." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'D WANT ME TO JUST 384 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:57,524 TAKE OFF, RIGHT? AND KEEP RUNNING, MAN. >> EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED YOU 385 00:25:57,524 --> 00:25:59,192 TO DO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I -- AND I DID IT. 386 00:25:59,192 --> 00:26:01,695 AND THEN I GO -- THEN I HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK WITH A A DIFFERENT SONG 387 00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:06,266 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T CONTROL THE RADIO. I KNOW YOUR -- YOUR DAUGHTER 388 00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:08,034 GOT TO DO A LITTLE PART IN THIS FILM >> SHE DID 389 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,537 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO CUTE >> SHE EVEN GOT A COUPLE OF LINES AND "SING 2. 390 00:26:10,537 --> 00:26:13,273 SHE PLAYS A PIGLET WHO IS SCUBA DIVING IN CHOCOLATE. [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:26:13,273 --> 00:26:16,042 SAYING, "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE." [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,444 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT IS THE BEST DAY YOU GET TO SCUBA DIVE IN 393 00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:20,580 CHOCOLATE. >> HOW ABOUT THAT? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S THE MOST 394 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,449 FUN. AND I -- I GOT TO TELL EVERYBODY. 395 00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:26,619 IT'S JUST SO -- AND NICK KROLL >> "I -- I'M FINE. HOW ARE YOU? 396 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:28,922 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GUNTER, I MEAN, AND -- 397 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:31,191 >> GUNTER, OH. >> Jimmy: ANYWAYS, IT'S -- IT'S GREAT. 398 00:26:31,191 --> 00:26:33,059 THE WHOLE FAMILY SHOULD GO CHECK IT OUT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 399 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:35,395 HERE'S MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IN "SING 2. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 400 00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:35,428 "SING 2. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 401 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,565 MR. MOON I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN 402 00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:42,902 A WHILE. I'M STARTING TO WORRY HERE >> MOM 403 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:47,507 >> MR. CRYSTAL >> YOUR SET DESIGNS ARE A DISGRACE 404 00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:50,977 >> WHAT? [ DRUM ROLL [ LAUGHTER ] 405 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,513 >> I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, HUH? 406 00:26:53,513 --> 00:26:58,852 ANYWAY, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, PORSHA >> HEY 407 00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:02,455 >> NICE TO MEET YOU, PORSHA. >> SHE WANTS TO MEET CALLOWAY. BIG FAN, AREN'T YOU BABY 408 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:06,026 >> OH, MY GOSH I'M, LIKE, SO INTO VINTAGE RIGHT NOW. 409 00:27:06,026 --> 00:27:11,531 >> SO WHERE IS HE? >> WELL, I'M -- I'M NOT EXPECTING CLAY ON SET JUST YET 410 00:27:11,531 --> 00:27:14,367 I MEAN -- >> WAIT, IS THIS LIKE A SCI-FI SHOW 411 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:17,237 >> UH, SCI-FI? YES. YES, IT IS 412 00:27:17,237 --> 00:27:20,407 >> OH, MY GOSH I LOVE SCI-FI. [ LAUGHTER ] 413 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:24,110 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY -- SCI-FI >> I LOVE SCI-FI TOO 414 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:27,180 >> Jimmy: I LOVE SCI-FI TOO! MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:31,818 "SING 2" OPENS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd. ALANA HAIM JOINS US AFTER THE 416 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:35,255 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! COME ON BACK 417 00:27:35,255 --> 00:27:55,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 418 00:27:55,241 --> 00:28:00,246 A GRAMMY NOMINATED MUSICIAN WHO YOU KNOW FROM THE BAND HAIM. SHE'S MAKING HER FILM DEBUT IN 419 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:05,018 THE NEW PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON MOVIE, "LICORICE PIZZA," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND 420 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:09,923 OPENS NATIONWIDE ON CHRISTMAS DAY. PLEASE WELCOME, ALANA HAIM 421 00:28:09,923 --> 00:28:10,023 DAY. PLEASE WELCOME, ALANA HAIM 422 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:24,204 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 423 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:32,612 * >> Jimmy: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 424 00:28:32,612 --> 00:28:36,049 YES, EXACTLY RIGHT, COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW MANY TIMES. 425 00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:38,952 >> I HAVE. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR SISTERS. 426 00:28:38,952 --> 00:28:43,523 BUT THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AS A GUEST ON THE COUCH >> I AM INCREDIBLY NERVOUS 427 00:28:43,523 --> 00:28:46,826 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU REALLY >> YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY TALK ABOUT THINGS. 428 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:49,763 I USUALLY JUST SING. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO I'M VERY - 429 00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:52,432 MY HEART IS POUNDING I HAVE TO BE HONEST. YOU GUYS ARE BEING VERY NICE, 430 00:28:52,432 --> 00:28:57,404 SO THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT IS ALSO RIGHT NOW 431 00:28:57,404 --> 00:29:01,141 AFTER MIDNIGHT, WHICH MEANS IT'S OFFICIALLY YOUR BIRTHDAY. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 432 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:05,712 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON NOW. 433 00:29:05,712 --> 00:29:17,524 WHAT A NIGHT THIS IS I CAN'T -- COME ON * 434 00:29:17,524 --> 00:29:23,863 I LOVE - I DID THE HORAH, I LOVE YOU. COME ON. 435 00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:26,399 >> WE HAVE TO DO THE HORAH >> Jimmy: I HAD TO DO THE HORAH. 436 00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:28,902 >> YOU HAD TO DO THE HORAH >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHAT BIRTHDAY IS IT FOR YOU? 437 00:29:28,902 --> 00:29:32,172 >> THIS IS MY DIRTY 30 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S A 30. [ CHEERS ] 438 00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:35,141 >> I AM 30 YEARS OLD >> Jimmy: MAN, WHAT A GREAT YEAR 439 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:39,079 I GOT TO SAY, I KNOW YOU JUST ANNOUNCED THIS GIANT TOUR. HAIM'S GOING ON TOUR 440 00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:43,049 THANK GOODNESS, BECAUSE MAN, IF YOU WANT TO SEE A GREAT LIVE BAND, WATCH HAIM 441 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:47,153 YOU WON'T EVEN BELIEVE HOW FUN YOU GUYS ARE AND HOW TALENTED YOU ARE. 442 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,356 BUT THE NAME -- I ALSO LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. THE NAME OF THE TOUR IS "ONE 443 00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:54,160 MORE HAIM. >> YES * ONE MORE HAIM * 444 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,097 >> YES, YOU GOT IT * AND WE GOING TO CELEBRATE * 445 00:29:57,097 --> 00:30:01,134 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> CELEBRATE AND DANCE SO FREE >> Jimmy: "ONE MORE HAIM" TOUR 446 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:03,870 GO TO HAIMTHEBAND.COM. BUT YOU'RE PLAYING MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, BUDDY 447 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:06,406 >> CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE 448 00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:07,941 IT >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. >> Jimmy: MAY 17th AT 449 00:30:07,941 --> 00:30:10,443 MADISON SQUARE GARDEN HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. THAT IS HUGE 450 00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:12,946 >> IT'S THE CRAZIEST SENTENCE OF ALL TIME, THAT I'M PLAYING MADISON SQUARE GARDEN. 451 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,381 WE'RE ALSO PLAYING THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL IN L.A., WHICH IS VERY WILD 452 00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:21,388 I'M JUST SO EXCITED. >> Jimmy: ISN'T THIS FUN >> IT'S SO FUN 453 00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:24,224 COME ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH CAN WE TALK ABOUT "LICORICE 454 00:30:24,224 --> 00:30:26,292 PIZZA" >> YES LET'S GET INTO THAT. 455 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,928 THIS IS YOUR FILM DEBUT. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD DO THIS 456 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:32,732 I MEAN, YOU'RE FANTASTIC >> OH, THANK YOU NO 457 00:30:32,732 --> 00:30:36,002 I DID NOT KNOW THAT I COULD DO THIS >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT. 458 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:39,506 >> THAT IS THE SHORT ANSWER. NO I HAD NO IDEA. 459 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,374 AND I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING TO GET FIRED EVERY DAY BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA WHAT 460 00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:45,512 I WAS DOING. BUT LUCKILY I MADE IT. YOU KNOW, I MADE IT TO THE LAST 461 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:48,481 DAY OF SHOOTING. AND I REMEMBER TURNING TO PAUL AND SAYING, "AM I FIRED? 462 00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:51,651 AND HE'S LIKE, "YOU HAVE ASKED ME THIS EVERY DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:53,820 >> Jimmy: I KNOW "YOU'RE NOT ONLY --" >> "YOU'RE NOT FIRED 464 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:55,922 YOU'RE NOT FIRED." >> Jimmy: AND PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON WROTE THIS 465 00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:59,426 FOR YOU. >> ISN'T THAT CRAZY? >> Jimmy: YEAH 466 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:03,463 >> I FEEL LIKE I KEEP SAYING THAT TONIGHT YES, IT'S CRAZY. 467 00:31:03,463 --> 00:31:05,432 >> Jimmy: BUT, I MEAN -- YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK I DON'T KNOW IF YOU READ 468 00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:07,400 REVIEWS. DO YOU READ REVIEWS? >> I DON'T 469 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,071 I'M TOO NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: GOOD >> I LET MY MOM GIVE ME, LIKE, 470 00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:14,507 A DAILY DEBRIEF. AND IT'S EITHER A THUMBS UP OR A THUMBS DOWN. 471 00:31:14,507 --> 00:31:17,877 >> Jimmy: WELL, THIS IS A DOUBLE THUMBS UP HOPEFULLY, MOM GAVE THE DOUBLE 472 00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,946 THUMBS UP. LET ME JUST SAY A COUPLE THINGS 473 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:22,615 YOU CAN PLUG YOUR EARS IF YOU WANT TO. "ALANA HAIM MAKES ONE OF THE 474 00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:24,551 MOST EXCITING SCREEN DEBUTS IN RECENT MEMORY. FROM DAVID ROONEY, THE 475 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:33,626 HOLLYWOOD REPORTER THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 476 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,695 PETER TRAVERS, LEGEND, CALLS ALANA'S DEBUT PERFORMANCE "ONE FOR THE AGES." 477 00:31:35,695 --> 00:31:41,501 PETER TRAVERS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VARIETY INCLUDED "LICORICE 478 00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:45,538 PIZZA" IN IT'S LIST OF BEST FILMS OF 2021. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID 479 00:31:45,538 --> 00:31:48,174 >> OH MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID 480 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:51,678 IT'S GREAT THERE IS ONE SCENE WITH BRADLEY COOPER WHERE YOU'RE -- 481 00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:54,714 YOU DRIVE HIM AROUND IN A DELIVERY TRUCK WAS THAT YOU DRIVING 482 00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:58,718 >> THAT WAS ME DRIVING >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I HAD TO GO TO TRUCK SCHOOL 483 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:02,489 AND LEARN HOW TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT MOVING VAN FROM THE 70s. >> Jimmy: YEAH 484 00:32:02,489 --> 00:32:05,658 >> AND I'M A TERRIBLE DRIVER I'M TERRIBLE AND I CAN HEAR MY SISTERS -- 485 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:10,563 I'M NOT GOING TO LOOK THIS WAY BECAUSE I CAN HEAR HER LAUGHING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS. 486 00:32:10,563 --> 00:32:15,268 I'M A TERRIBLE DRIVER. AND I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY THAT I WAS A BAD DRIVER 487 00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:20,206 AND THEN IT CAME THE DAY THAT I HAD TO, YOU KNOW, DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 488 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:24,144 >> I HAD TO DRIVE THIS TRUCK, AND I HAD BRADLEY COOPER >> Jimmy: AMERICA'S SWEETHEART 489 00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:27,847 >> AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. >> Jimmy: YES. HE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE 490 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:31,685 >> YES COOPER HOFFMAN, WHO PLAYS GARY IN "LICORICE PIZZA." 491 00:32:31,685 --> 00:32:36,156 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S GREAT >> AND HE'S AMAZING. AND, YOU KNOW, WE START THE 492 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:41,094 SCENE. AND TO TAKE IT BACK BEFORE - BEFORE WE SHOT THIS MOVIE, PAUL 493 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:47,767 GATHERED, YOU KNOW, ALL THE NEWCOMERS ON THE MOVIE, ME AND COOPER 494 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:52,572 AND WE WATCHED "AMERICAN GRAFFITI." AND THERE IS THIS INFAMOUS 495 00:32:52,572 --> 00:32:58,144 STORY THAT TOAD IN THE FIRST -- ONE OF THE FIRST SCENES HE'S RIDING HIS VESPA 496 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:00,880 AND HE CRASHES AND HE DOESN'T BREAK. HE DOESN'T BREAK CHARACTER 497 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,284 HE DOESN'T GO LIKE, "OH, SORRY GUYS." AND PAUL MADE IT CLEAR LIKE 498 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:06,653 "YOU GUYS CAN NEVER BREAK. IT'S LIKE, "YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. 499 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:11,358 JUST NEVER BREAK." AND SO I TAKE THAT AS LIKE GOSPEL 500 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:15,195 LIKE, I'M LIKE, "OH, THE RULES OF ACTING. NUMBER ONE, DON'T BREAK. 501 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,931 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NUMBER TWO, I DON'T KNOW 502 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:22,202 YET. THOSE WERE THE RULES AND SO I'M IN THIS TRUCK 503 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:25,138 IT'S THE TIME AND I'M SO NERVOUS. AND WE START DRIVING 504 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:29,342 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED I MEAN, AGAIN, BAD DRIVER. I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO 505 00:33:29,342 --> 00:33:33,680 MAKE A POPPING NOISE THERE WAS JUST A POP BUT I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF 506 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,849 IT AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, FROM THE CORNER OF THE CAB THAT 507 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:41,755 WE -- THAT, YOU KNOW, IN THE TRUCK, IT STARTED FILLING WITH SMOKE. 508 00:33:41,755 --> 00:33:46,893 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW, THIS IS NOT PART OF THE SCRIPT -- 509 00:33:46,893 --> 00:33:50,930 >> WELL, I THINK, THIS IS A TEST [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 510 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:53,333 >> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO, NO >> THIS IS IT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M NOT 511 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:55,735 BREAKING CHARACTER." >> I'M NOT BREAKING CHARACTER. >> Jimmy: "I KNOW THE RULES. 512 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:58,104 >> I KNOW THE RULES. >> Jimmy: "I KNOW THE RULES. I'M NOT STOPPING." 513 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,240 >> I'M LIKE -- I'M NOT BREAKING >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 514 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,410 >> THIS IS A TEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, I'M DRIVING 515 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:06,780 >> Jimmy: FLAMES >> SMOKE FILLING THIS CAB. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 516 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:15,321 >> AND FINALLY BRADLEY COOPER TURNS TO ME AND GOES, "IS THAT NORMAL?" 517 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:20,126 AND IN MY MIND, I GO, "ACTING. GOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 518 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:24,264 INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: INCREDIBLE AND I GO, "THIS IS WHAT THEY 519 00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:27,667 LIKE TO CALL IMPROV. >> Jimmy: WOW. IS THAT NORMAL 520 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:31,604 >> IS THAT -- YEAH, AND I GO, "OKAY, SO I'VE LEARNED IN IMPROV --" 521 00:34:31,604 --> 00:34:35,108 AGAIN, NUMBER TWO, IMPROV. ALWAYS SAY YES >> Jimmy: YES, YES 522 00:34:35,108 --> 00:34:37,844 >> IF YOU GOT TO KEEP -- SO WE HAVE TWO RULES NOW IN ACTING 523 00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:39,579 >> Jimmy: WE'RE LEARNING A LOT FROM YOU TONIGHT >> SO MUCH 524 00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:42,415 YOU'RE WELCOME >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH OF COURSE. 525 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:44,718 DON'T BREAK AND -- >> DON'T BREAK AND - >> Jimmy: YES AND. 526 00:34:44,718 --> 00:34:48,421 >> YES AND OF COURSE. SO HE GOES, "IS THAT NORMAL? 527 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:53,893 AND I GO, "YES." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR ANSWER 528 00:34:53,893 --> 00:34:56,096 >> THAT'S MY ANSWER. BECAUSE THAT'S THE RULE. NO, JUST YES 529 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:59,599 >> Jimmy: YES, OKAY. >> AND IN MY MIND I GO - >> Jimmy: NAILED IT. 530 00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:03,403 >> NAILED IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NAILED IT. 531 00:35:03,403 --> 00:35:05,705 >> NAILED IT, JUST LIKE -- >> Jimmy: IS THAT NORMAL YES. 532 00:35:05,705 --> 00:35:09,042 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND WE DRIVE FOR ANOTHER MINUTE AND FINALLY THE TAKE IS 533 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:12,145 OVER AND I JUST HAVE BEEN BASKING I'M LIKE, "WOW, GOD, ALANA, YOU 534 00:35:12,145 --> 00:35:16,750 ARE IN THE MOVIES NOW. LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST DID. [ LAUGHTER ] 535 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,918 THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. AND I GO TO TURN TO MY FELLOW ACTORS IN THE -- WE CALL THEM 536 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:24,724 ACTORS MY FELLOW ACTORS >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YES 537 00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:27,127 >> AND I TURN TO THEM THINKING, YOU KNOW - I'M LIKE, "WOW, GUYS, WHAT A 538 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:31,164 A GREAT TIME." AND I TURN AND THEY'RE GONE. >> Jimmy: THEY SPLIT 539 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:34,467 THEY'RE SMART. >> THEY'RE FULLY GONE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 540 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:38,605 >> AND THEN I HEAR, "GET OUT OF THE TRUCK! I LEAVE. 541 00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:40,807 IT ENDED UP BEING SOMETHING VERY INNOCENT. IT WAS TOTALLY FINE. 542 00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:44,177 WE WERE GOING TO BE TOTALLY FINE BUT I DIDN'T BREAK 543 00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:46,079 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S HOW YOU ACT 544 00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:51,184 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 545 00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:54,988 HERE'S ALANA HAIM AND HER REAL LIFE FAMILY IN "LICORICE PIZZA. 546 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:57,157 PIZZA. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 547 00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:58,491 >> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT 548 00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:01,561 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? HE WAS MAYBE GOING TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. 549 00:36:01,561 --> 00:36:03,296 >> LISTEN, YOUNG LADY. YOU DON'T BRING THIS IDIOT TO -- DINNER HERE. 550 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:08,568 >> LISTEN, DAD, HE'S AN ATHEIST AND AN ACTOR AND HE'S FAMOUS >> BUT HE' JEWISH. 551 00:36:08,568 --> 00:36:10,870 >> HE WAS GOING TO TAKE ME OUT OF HERE -- DON'T EVEN YOU LOOK AT ME. 552 00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:13,807 DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME! YOU ARE ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING 553 00:36:13,807 --> 00:36:16,876 >> I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 554 00:36:16,876 --> 00:36:20,146 I'M ESSY I WORK FOR MOM AND DAD I'M PERFECT. 555 00:36:20,146 --> 00:36:22,115 I'M A REAL ESTATE AGENT. ALANA DOESN'T HAVE HER LIFE TOGETHER 556 00:36:22,115 --> 00:36:25,618 ALANA BRINGS HOME STUPID BOYFRIENDS ALL THE TIME. >> I MEAN -- 557 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:27,687 >> I KNEW IT I KNEW THAT WAS WHAT YOU WERE THINKING 558 00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:29,656 YOU'RE ALWAYS THINKING THINGS YOU THINKER. YOU THINKER. 559 00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:34,561 YOU THINK THINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU THINKER! 560 00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:37,297 ALANA HAIM EVERYBODY "LICORICE PIZZA" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND OPENS 561 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:45,171 NATIONWIDE ON CHRISTMAS DAY. HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY >> THANK YOU 562 00:36:45,171 --> 00:36:47,307 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM 563 00:36:47,307 --> 00:36:49,342 NIKO MOON. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! MORE TONIGHT SHOW. 564 00:36:49,342 --> 00:37:06,292 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 565 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,695 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THIS SONG ON THE RADIO A COUPLE MONTHS AGO. I GO, "OH, THIS IS MY JAM RIGHT 566 00:37:08,695 --> 00:37:12,432 HERE WE GOT TO HAVE HIM ON THE SHOW." 567 00:37:12,432 --> 00:37:17,604 PERFORMING "NO SAD SONGS" FROM HIS DEBUT ALBUM "GOOD TIME," HERE IS NIKO MOON! 568 00:37:17,604 --> 00:37:17,637 HIS DEBUT ALBUM "GOOD TIME," HERE IS NIKO MOON! 569 00:37:21,107 --> 00:37:25,211 * * I DON'T WANT TO HEA 570 00:37:25,211 --> 00:37:27,247 NO BAD SONG * * >> "TONIGHT SHOW" WHAT'S GOING 571 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,350 ON, Y'ALL? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JIMMY, YOU READY 572 00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:34,721 LET'S GO * HEY I'M OUT HER CUTTING IT LOOSE * 573 00:37:34,721 --> 00:37:36,890 * YOU'D THINK IT' HUNTING SEASON * * BY THE WA 574 00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:40,293 I'M KILLING THE GOOS YEAH * * IT'S GOT ME 575 00:37:40,293 --> 00:37:42,362 FEELING THE GROOVE * * TWO-STEPPIN WITH MY BABY * 576 00:37:42,362 --> 00:37:45,865 * BREAKING IN THESE LUCCHESE BOOTS * * SO PLAY SOMETHING 577 00:37:45,865 --> 00:37:48,935 WE CAN SING TO * * PLAY SOMETHING WE CAN RAISE HELL AND A DRINK TO * 578 00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:53,306 * DON'T GET ME GOIN JUST TO GO AND * * SLOW IT DOW 579 00:37:53,306 --> 00:38:00,313 POUR UP ANOTHER ROUND * * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * 580 00:38:00,313 --> 00:38:04,017 * I JUST WANNA HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT * * DANCING ALL THE WAY 581 00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:09,489 TIL LAST CALL * * DRINK IN MY HAN GOT ME FEELING RIGHT * 582 00:38:09,489 --> 00:38:13,860 * IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK A GONE WRONG WEEK * * SO KEEP THAT GOOD TIM 583 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:19,432 SPINNING ON REPEAT YEAH * * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * 584 00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:23,903 * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * * I DON'T WANNA 585 00:38:23,903 --> 00:38:29,142 HEAR NO SAD SONGS * * COME ON PLAY THAT "WAGON WHEEL" * 586 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:32,045 * TURN UP THA "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" GIVE ME ALL OF THE FEELS * 587 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:36,483 * DON'T FORGE THE CHICKEN FRIED * * I WANT IT SERVED UP 588 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:40,520 WITH A LITTL "SWEET CAROLINE" * * SO PLAY SOMETHING 589 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:46,326 WE CAN SING TO * * PLAY SOMETHING WE CAN RAISE HELL AND A DRINK TO * 590 00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:50,463 * DON'T GET ME GOIN JUST TO GO * * AND SLOW IT DOW 591 00:38:50,463 --> 00:38:55,268 POUR UP ANOTHER ROUND * * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * 592 00:38:55,268 --> 00:38:59,773 * I JUST WANN HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT * * DANCING ALL THE WAY 593 00:38:59,773 --> 00:39:05,111 TIL LAST CALL * * DRINK IN MY HAN GOT ME FEELING RIGHT * 594 00:39:05,111 --> 00:39:09,716 * IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK A GONE WRONG WEEK * * SO KEEP THAT GOOD TIM 595 00:39:09,716 --> 00:39:15,188 SPINNING ON REPEAT YEAH * * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * 596 00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:31,371 * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * * 597 00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:37,477 * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * * I JUST WANNA HAVE 598 00:39:37,477 --> 00:39:41,314 SOME FUN TONIGHT * * DANCING ALL THE WAY TIL LAST CALL * 599 00:39:41,314 --> 00:39:45,785 * DRINK IN MY HAN GOT ME FEELING RIGHT * * IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK 600 00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:50,824 A GONE WRONG WEEK * * SO KEEP THAT GOOD TIM SPINNING ON REPEAT YEAH * 601 00:39:50,824 --> 00:39:54,961 * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * * I DON'T WANNA 602 00:39:54,961 --> 00:40:07,874 HEAR NO SAD SONGS * * OH NO N NO SAD SONGS * 603 00:40:07,874 --> 00:40:15,849 * I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO SAD SONGS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 604 00:40:15,849 --> 00:40:17,784 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 605 00:40:17,784 --> 00:40:22,722 THERE! NIKO MOON! "GOOD TIME" IS OUT NOW 606 00:40:22,722 --> 00:40:28,962 MY THANKS TO MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, ALANA HAIM, NIKO MOON. 607 00:40:28,962 --> 00:40:34,334 STANDING OVATION NOT BAD, BUDDY, RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU TO THE ROOTS RIGHT 608 00:40:34,334 --> 00:40:37,170 THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 609 00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:40,774 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY