1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,379 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:18,618 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:22,222 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DAKOTA JOHNSON 4 00:00:22,222 --> 00:00:26,860 BOBBY CANNAVALE, MUSICAL GUEST KELLY CLARKSON AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:34,367 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1570 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:40,106 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:44,544 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:44,544 --> 00:01:01,361 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:04,064 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. RIGHT BACK AT YOU. THANK YOU, EVERYONE. 10 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:08,468 WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:13,606 YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,109 WELL LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE, GUYS AS OF THIS MORNING, THE WORLD'S 13 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:20,080 RICHEST MAN, ELON MUSK, WAS NAMED "TIME" MAGAZINE'S PERSON OF THE YEAR. 14 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:26,186 YEAH MUSK RECEIVED THE HONOR FOR HIS WORK ON SPACE EXPLORATION. 15 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,588 AND AFTER HE BOUGHT TEN MILLION SUBSCRIPTIONS TO "TIME" MAGAZINE 16 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:32,859 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M KIDDING, ALTHOUGH IT WAS A A LITTLE STRANGE THAT EVERYONE 17 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:37,764 AT "TIME" DROVE INTO WORK TODAY IN A BRAND NEW TESLA [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,834 BEING NAMED PERSON OF THE YEAR IS A BIG DEAL. IT'S BASICALLY "SEXIEST MAN 19 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,903 ALIVE," BUT YOU'RE COMPETEING AGAINST THE DALAI LAMA AND THE POPE 20 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,840 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS ACTUALLY A PRETTY COMPETITIVE YEAR 21 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,609 THE OTHER FINALISTS WERE THE SCIENTIST BEHIND THE COVID VACCINE, AND THE LAWYER WHO 22 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:54,381 APPEARED AT A ZOOM TRIAL WITH A CAT FILTER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,016 >> CAN YOU HEAR ME, JUDGE? I'M HERE LIVE, I'M JUST -- I'M NOT A CAT. 24 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:59,753 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON TODAY, PRESIDENT 25 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,588 BIDEN SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER AIMED AT IMPROVING CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE FOR GOVERNMENT 26 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:08,928 SERVICES, LIKE RENEWING PASSPORTS AND FILING TAXES YEAH, NOW WHEN YOU GET AUDITED, 27 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:14,501 THE IRS AGENT DRAWS A LITTLE SMILEY FACE ON YOUR RETURN [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,069 AND THIS IS NICE NOW, WHEN YOU ARE ON HOLD FOR TWO HOURS, INSTEAD OF LIGHT 29 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:20,840 JAZZ, THEY PLAY EVEN LIGHTER JAZZ [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,143 HEY, I SAW THAT FORMER VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE HAS BEEN TOURING KEY ELECTION STATES 31 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,180 LIKE NEW HAMPSHIRE A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT HE COULD BE GEARING UP FOR 32 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:32,218 A PRESIDENTIAL RUN IN 2024 HE'S EVEN BEEN TESTING OUT SOME CAMPAIGN SLOGANS TO SEE WHAT 33 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:35,488 PEOPLE RESPOND TO. CHECK SOME OF THESE OUT. FIRST UP, THERE'S "PENCE 2024, 34 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:40,727 I MAKE MIT ROMNEY LOOK LIKE POST MALONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:49,269 NEXT, THERE'S "PENCE 2024, I CALL KETCHUP HOT SAUCE." [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,504 AND FINALLY, THERE'S "PENCE 2024, ONE TIME I HEARD A MEGAN THEE STALLION SONG AND 37 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:58,011 FAINTED. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT'S THE ONE 38 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,212 >> Steve: OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. MOTHER 39 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:01,047 >> Jimmy: OH, I HEARD THAT IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN 40 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:10,357 REVEALED THAT BACK IN THE '90s HE WORKED AS A CABDRIVER TO MAKE ENDS MEET 41 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:13,426 YEP, IT'S THE ONLY CAB WHERE YOU GOT IN, AND THE DRIVER TOLD YOU WHERE YOU WERE GOING 42 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:18,331 [ LAUGHTER ] "WE'RE TAKING DETOUR." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,167 IT WAS THE LAST TIME PUTIN DROVE A CAR WHERE THE PASSENGER WASN'T IN THE TRUNK. 44 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:27,640 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THIS IS COOL -- >> Steve: WOW! 45 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,543 >> Jimmy: LISTEN TO THIS NEW FDA APPROVED EYEDROPS JUST HIT THE MARKET THAT PROVIDE 46 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:35,515 BETTER VISION FOR UP TO 10 HOURS AND THEY CAN REPLACE READING 47 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:38,785 GLASSES FOR MILLIONS OF AMERICANS. YEAH, WHICH MEANS YOUR DAD WILL 48 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:42,389 NOW WALK AROUND LOOKING FOR THE EYE DROPS THAT ARE ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD. 49 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:47,193 [ LAUGHTER ] "WHERE DID I PUT --" YOU KNOW SOME GUY IS GOING TO 50 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:51,798 BE LIKE, "I BET IF I USE THE WHOLE BOTTLE I COULD SEE MARS. NOW WHEN YOU NOTICE SOMEONE 51 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:55,835 PUTTING IN EYEDROPS YOU CAN PLAY THE FUN NEW GAME, READER OR STONER? 52 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:58,672 IT'S COOL. IT'S FUN [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,840 WELL, GET THIS, AUTHORITIES IN NEW ZEALAND ARE INVESTIGATING AFTER ONE MAN APPARENTLY GOT 54 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:08,715 10 COVID VACCINES SHOTS ON THE SAME DAY, AND PRETENDED TO BE A DIFFERENT PERSON EACH TIME 55 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:12,118 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU ASKED WHAT HE GOT, HE SAID, "JOHNSON AND JOHNSON, AND 56 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:16,823 JOHNSON AND JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON AND JOHNSON. [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,658 IT WAS WEIRD AT HIS OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY WHEN HE WAS LIKE, "SO, HOW DID YOU GUYS FEEL 58 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:24,064 AFTER THE NINTH DOSE THAT ONE KIND OF GOT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,300 DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS THE MICHIGAN WOMAN IS CURRECNTLY FACING UP TO NINE 60 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,968 YEARS IN PRISON AFTER SHE WENT TO A FAKE WEBSITE CALLED "RENT-A-HITMAN" AND OFFERED 61 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:36,476 $5,000 TO HAVE HER EX-HUSBAND KILLED YEAH, YOU COULD TELL SHE WAS 62 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:39,112 NERVOUS. TODAY, SHE LOGGED INTO BRIBE-A-JUDGE.ORG. 63 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,382 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A MAN IN TEXAS HAS BEEN GETTING SOME ATTENTION FOR 64 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:45,085 BEEN GETTING SOME ATTENTION FOR A CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DISPLAY 65 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,521 * 66 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:51,124 * LET ME SEE YOU DO I EH HEY SNAP YOU FINGERS 67 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:55,095 THE ROCK WITH IT * * DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DON'T DROP WITH IT * 68 00:04:55,095 --> 00:05:03,503 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. 69 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:07,874 I WAS EXPECTING AN ANNOUNCER TO BE LIKE, "AND STARTING AT POINT GUARD 6'2" FROM BETHLEHEM. 70 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,777 [ LAUGHTER ] AT 10:00 P.M. THE NEIGHBORS ASKED HIM TO TURN IT OFF, AND 71 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:14,481 HE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO SAY -- >> "OKAY!" >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 72 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,715 NOW. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 73 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:15,749 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 74 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:29,729 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:36,836 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: VERY NICE. 76 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,874 >> Steve: NICE ONE >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT SONG IT IS MONDAY, WE'RE EXCITED TO 77 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,276 BE BACK. WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. 78 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,578 MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY WILL BE HERE >> Steve: YEAH, ALL RIGHT, ALL 79 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,547 RIGHT, ALL RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PENELOPE CRUZ. 80 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:50,150 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: SCARLETT JOHANSSON, AND REESE WITHERSPOON WILL ALL 81 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:56,189 BE JOINING US! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 82 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,658 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE LOST DAUGHTER," IN SELECT 83 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:04,364 THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 31st. DAKOTA JOHNSON IS JOINING US 84 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:11,805 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME GOOD AWARD BUZZ PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW 85 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:17,944 ANIMATED MOVIE "SING 2," WHICH IS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd BOBBY CANNAVALE IS HERE! 86 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:24,284 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. MAN, CAN SHE SING? 87 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:29,189 KELLY CLARKSON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "BLESSED" IS THE SONG. 88 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:32,459 UNBELIEVABLE GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY FIVE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON 89 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:36,529 CHRISTMAS BREAK. WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED TONIGHT SHOW TRADITION 90 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,566 IT'S TIME FOR 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS HERE WE GO 91 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,334 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 12 DAYS O 92 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:48,975 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 9 DAYS LEFT * * 93 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:51,077 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY 94 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,679 AUDIENCE MEMBER A MIND-BLOWING CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS 95 00:06:52,679 --> 00:07:02,022 CABINET. NOW SINCE THERE ARE FIVE SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 96 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:07,460 FIVE [ DRUM ROLL OH, IT'S A BIG ONE 97 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,630 THAT'S A TALL ONE. GOT IT BUD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 98 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:16,403 OH * WHOA 99 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:20,340 THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE THERE LOOK AT THAT WOW, LET'S SEE THE BACK OF THAT 100 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:27,113 GUY. IT'S LIKE A -- IT'S A LIKE JOKER, TYPE OF JESTER. 101 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:30,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOT FRILLS ON THE SLEEVES THIS IS A GREAT ONE. 102 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,787 THIS IS A ONE OF A KIND. A ONE OF KIND SWEATER. LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH 103 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,423 TONIGHT'S SWEATER. EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER 104 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:39,926 IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN WHO WANTS THIS SWEATER 105 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:43,063 IT'S A GOOD ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL 106 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:49,102 PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL 417! 107 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:57,310 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! * 108 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,347 COME ON DOWN HEY! HOW ARE YOU? 109 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:02,449 >> GREAT OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, 110 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,617 AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> ANTHONY, I'M FROM AUSTIN, TEXAS. 111 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:08,021 >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE AUSTIN 112 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,725 WE LOVE AUSTIN, TEXAS. THIS WILL FIT RIGHT IN, IN AUSTIN 113 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:14,794 >> OH, YEAH. I'LL BLEND IN. I'LL WEAR THIS TO THE BARBECUE 114 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:18,164 JOINTS, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON? 115 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,233 >> UH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK AUDIENCE 116 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:24,904 YOU WANT TO SEE HIM? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF THERE IS 117 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:29,042 A FRONT OR BACK. >> IS THERE? >> Jimmy: THERE IS NO REAL 118 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:36,850 RIGHT WAY TO WEAR IT, NO KIND OF A REVERSIBLE WOW. 119 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:40,253 I MEAN, THAT'S FANTASTIC WOW! OH, MY GOSH. 120 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:47,260 THAT LOOKS AWESOME THAT LOOKS SO COOL YOU ALREADY GOT A STRUT TO YOUR 121 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,529 STEP I MEAN, THIS IS FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT, WELL TAKE THAT BACK 122 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,398 TO AUSTIN WITH YOU AND ENJOY IT >> THANK YOU 123 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:54,668 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. GIVE ANOTHER ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR WINNER 124 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,569 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING WITH DAKOTA JOHNSON WHEN WE 125 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,738 COME BACK! COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:18,358 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS WHO 127 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,026 STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE LOST DAUGHTER," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND 128 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:27,534 STREAMING ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 31st. PLEASE WELCOME, DAKOTA JOHNSON 129 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:32,672 * YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 130 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:36,843 I MISS YOU IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU >> I MISS YOU, TOO 131 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:41,214 AND THIS IS SO SAD I MEAN, IT'S GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 132 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,716 >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU, YEAH. IT'S SAD 133 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:47,087 YEAH, I WISH YOU WERE HERE BUT, YEAH, YOU'RE DOING WELL >> I'M GOOD. 134 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,622 YEAH >> Jimmy: GOOD >> I'M GOOD. 135 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:53,660 HOW ARE YOU DOING? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,830 >> I'M SO MUCH BIGGER THAN YOU I CAN SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE NEXT TO YOU 137 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,466 >> Jimmy: NO, I LIKE THIS SIZE OF YOU >> IT IS SO WEIRD. 138 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:03,403 >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS WANT MORE OF YOU, SO NOW WE JUST MADE YOU ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY BIGGER NOW 139 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,905 YEAH, WE LOVE IT THE MORE DAKOTA JOHNSON THE BETTER, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 140 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:12,645 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE, THE LAST TIME YOU WERE 141 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,881 ON THE SHOW, YOU WERE VERY FUNNY. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS 142 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,549 ARTICLE YOU DID FOR, OR A PHOTO SHOOT SPREAD YOU DID FOR "ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST" OR 143 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:23,823 SOMETHING OF YOUR HOME AND THERE WAS A BOWL OF LIMES IN THE KITCHEN 144 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:27,560 SOME PEOPLE KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. IN THE ARTICLE YOU SAID LIKE, 145 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,364 "OH, YEAH, I LOVE LIMES. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND THEN YOU -- YOU CAME ON OUR 146 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,534 SHOW YOU SAID, ACTUALLY, "YOU DON'T LOVE THEM. 147 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,837 YOU SAID YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO LIMES. AND IT CAUSED A GIANT 148 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:41,408 CONTROVERSY. I MEAN, THIS IS THE -- THIS COULD HAVE BEEN THE END OF 149 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,943 YOUR CAREER. THERE WAS -- PEOPLE WROTE ARTICLES 150 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:47,981 LOOK AT THIS "DAKOTA JOHNSON LIED TO US ABOUT LOVING LIMES." 151 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:52,018 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS MAJOR HEADLINES. THIS IS -- 152 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:55,755 "DAKOTA JOHNSON SELLING HER HOUSE AND CONFESSES SHE HATES LIMES. 153 00:10:55,755 --> 00:11:00,226 IT'S THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF 2021." [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:04,264 >> WOW FEELS LIKE THERE WAS MORE IMPORTANT NEWS THAN THAT 155 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,366 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU AWARE OF THE FALLOUT? I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU DEALING 156 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,068 WITH THIS CRISIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, IT'S BEEN REALLY HARD, 157 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:13,239 JIMMY. >> Jimmy: DO YOU NOT LIKE LIMES? 158 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:18,178 >> I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT LIMES. I LOVE THEM AND I ALSO FOUND 159 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:24,417 OUT AFTER I DID "ARC DIGEST. I DID THAT AND YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE SOMEBODY 160 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:28,421 WHO IS SUPER TALENTED COME IN AND MAKE YOUR HOUSE LOOK AMAZING. 161 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:31,524 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO THEY PUT THIS BIG BOWL OF LIMES, WHICH I SAW WHILE WE 162 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:37,864 WERE FILMING AND IT WAS FUNNY SO I TALKED ABOUT IT BECAUSE 163 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:43,203 WHO HAS A BOWL OF ONLY LIMES APPARENTLY ME. >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY YOU 164 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,105 >> AND THEN I DID AN ALLERGY TEST A FEW WEEKS LATER, AND IT TURNS OUT THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO 165 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,408 LIMES. BUT I NEVER KNEW BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN I HAVE THEM 166 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:53,680 THEY'RE IN, LIKE, A TEQUILA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 167 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,282 THAT'S KIND OF -- YEAH IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO SO WE CAN GET IT 168 00:11:56,282 --> 00:12:00,787 OUT OF THE WAY NOW SO THERE'S NO MORE CONTROVERSY? >> YES 169 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:03,256 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I'M SO EXCITED TO HAVE THIS 170 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:08,328 BE IN THE NEWS, TOO. I'M ALLERGIC TO SOY. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 171 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:12,365 WOW. >> SO -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO 172 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,167 THERE YOU GO, THE REACTION >> IF YOU ARE HAVING ANY EDAMAME THIS CHRISTMAS 173 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:17,837 SEASON - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE NOT GOING 174 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,806 TO GET YOU ANY EDAMAME WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE HOLIDAYS 175 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:25,712 DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS? >> I'M GOING TO BE AT HOME WITH MY FAMILY. 176 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:29,115 SOME OF MY FAMILY IS COMING TO MY HOUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT -- SO YOU'RE 177 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:35,321 HOSTING THE WHOLE FAMILY IS THAT STRESSFUL? >> UM, I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT 178 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,625 ABOUT IT IT'S FAST APPROACHING, ISN'T IT 179 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,593 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT'S LIKE NEXT WEEK, YEAH. YOU HAVE TO -- YEAH. 180 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:45,398 YOU HAVE TO PLAN SOMETHING >> NO, I DON'T [ LAUGHTER ] 181 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,233 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET LIKE FOOD YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING 182 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,769 YOU HAVE TO ENTERTAIN. WHAT ARE YOU -- YOU GOT TO PLAY GAMES? 183 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,172 DO YOU PLAY BOARD GAMES? >> YEAH. WELL, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 184 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:58,178 GAMES FOR SURE WE'LL DO LIKE SCRABBLE AND ALL THE, YOU KNOW, THE GAMES 185 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,113 BUT, LIKE, I FEEL LIKE IT'S BETTER AND MORE RELAXING FOR EVERYBODY IF THEY JUST FEND FOR 186 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:06,386 THEMSELVES [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 187 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,756 WAIT, SO YOUR PARENTS COME AND YOU GO, "YEAH, LOOK, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, YOU'RE AN ADULT. 188 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,392 GET SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> EXACTLY 189 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:16,863 THEY'RE ALL GROWN-UPS. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO SCRABBLE WORD? 190 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:21,067 DO YOU HAVE ONE? I HAVE A GREAT ONE FOR YOU >> DOES ANYONE HAVE A GO-TO 191 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,870 SCRABBLE WORD? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 192 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,272 OH, I DEFINITELY HAVE MINE >> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE >> Jimmy: NO 193 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,908 I'LL TELL IT TO YOU AND IT'LL BE YOURS >> WHAT IS IT? 194 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:33,279 >> Jimmy: ZA [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, LIKE SHORT FOR PIZZA? 195 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,116 >> Jimmy: YEAH PIZZA'S TOO LONG OF A WORD >> ZA? 196 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:39,719 >> Jimmy: PIZZA'S TOO LONG OF A WORD FOR ME TO SAY SO, I CALL IT ZA 197 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,455 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S IN THE SCRABBLE DICTIONARY 198 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:47,193 ZA IS A REAL WORD. >> IT IS, IT IS. >> Jimmy: IT CHANGES THE WHOLE 199 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:52,399 GAME >> SO IS J-A >> Jimmy: J-O. 200 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:58,304 >> OR Q-A. >> Jimmy: Q-A? I'M GOING TO CHALLENGE YOU ON 201 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,508 THAT ONE >> I'M REALLY GOOD AT SCRABBLE >> Jimmy: WE'LL PLAY NEXT TIME 202 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,443 YOU COME ON. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU GOING TO 203 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:09,215 WATCH ANY HOLIDAY MOVIES >> I REALLY LOVE - OKAY, MY WHOLE LIFE -- 204 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,352 WELL, NO, NOT MY WHOLE LIFE. THAT'S INTENSE BUT, WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WENT 205 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:17,057 THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED "HOME ALONE" EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR 206 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,926 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERY SINGLE DAY YOU WATCHED "HOME ALONE" 207 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:25,065 >> EVERY DAY >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I WAS REALLY INTO IT. 208 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,067 >> Jimmy: I WAS LIKE THAT WITH "PEEWEE'S BIG ADVENTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,670 I WATCHED IT EVERY SINGLE DAY. MEMORIZED EVERY LINE USED TO DO IMPERSONATIONS OF 210 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,707 EVERYBODY. I LOVED IT SO MUCH, I MEAN - >> YEAH. 211 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,809 >> Jimmy: IF I QUIZZED YOU ON "HOME ALONE," DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD DO WELL? 212 00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:39,846 >> I THINK MAYBE -- I DON'T KNOW MAYBE. 213 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:44,084 LET'S TRY. DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION >> Jimmy: I DO 214 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:48,355 >> OH [ BLEEP ], OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SAY THAT - 215 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,789 >> SORRY >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SAY THAT ON TV 216 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,859 NO, YOU CAN'T. >> OH, SHOOT >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 217 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:56,229 >> IS WHAT I MEANT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY FOR THIS 218 00:14:56,229 --> 00:15:01,368 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE BURGLARS' FIRST NAMES? 219 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,770 >> HARRY AND MARV. >> Jimmy: WOW! THAT IS CORRECT. 220 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:08,041 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WAS A HARD ONE. WAS THAT AN EASY ONE FOR YOU 221 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,178 >> OKAY. COME ON. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 222 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,048 WHAT ARE THE BURGLARS REFER TO THEMSELVES AS IN THE FIRST "HOME ALONE" MOVIE 223 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:22,389 WHAT DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES >> "THE WET BANDITS. >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S 224 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:26,393 COMPLETELY CORRECT >> BECAUSE THEY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 225 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,161 >> THEY LEAVE THE BATHTUBS RUNNING. THEY LEAVE THE WATER RUNNING IN 226 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:33,299 THE HOUSES >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S RIGHT. >> THAT'S THEIR CALLING CARD 227 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,336 >> Jimmy: WOW. THIS IS -- THIS IS FANTASTIC THAT YOU KNOW SO MUCH. 228 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,204 ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT -- THIS IS A TOUGH ONE. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE 229 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:44,778 THAT KEVIN WATCHES WHILE EATING ICE CREAM? >> IT'S NOT A REAL MOVIE 230 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:52,652 IT'S A FAKE MOVIE. IT'S CALLED "ANGELS" - SOMETHING. 231 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:56,790 OH >> Jimmy: YES. >> "DIRTY ANGELS?" 232 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,793 "DIRTY, DIRTY ANGELS." >> Jimmy: NO NOT -- "DIRTY, DIRTY ANGELS," 233 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:05,198 BUT VERY CLOSE "ANGELS WITH FILTHY SOULS. >> OH, SAME THING. 234 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,400 [ DING ] >> Jimmy: WE GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR THAT 235 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:13,173 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR IT. THE JUDGES LIKE YOU HERE 236 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,041 OKAY WHAT CHARACTER DOES MACAULAY CULKIN'S BROTHER, 237 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:25,051 KIERAN CULKIN, PLAY? >> FULLER BECAUSE -- AND HE WETS THE BED 238 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,520 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> IS THAT RIGHT 239 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,923 >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. [ DING ] FULLER, THAT'S CORRECT 240 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:33,426 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY - 241 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:39,265 >> CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING QUICKLY JUST LIKE AS A - JUST LIKE AN INTERMISSION FROM 242 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,567 THE GAME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I SAW MACAULAY CULKIN 243 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:44,471 RECENTLY AND I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM IN REAL LIFE, BUT I SAW HIM BECAUSE HE 244 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:52,445 WAS WALKING IN THE GUCCI SHOW. >> Jimmy: WAS HE REALLY? >> AND I WAS SHOCKED 245 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:57,684 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU MADE THAT WORD THREE SYLLABLES. 246 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:06,326 [ LAUGHTER ] SHOCKED. [ LAUGHTER ] 247 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:11,231 BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A FAN? >> WELL, LOGICALLY LIKE I KNOW THAT HE'S GROWN UP, 248 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:16,703 YOU KNOW BUT THEN WHEN YOU SEE HIM, HE'S A MAN. 249 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,872 AND HE WAS A MAN WEARING GUCCI CLOTHES, JUST WALKING DOWN HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD. 250 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:23,710 >> Jimmy: YEAH HE IS A MAN, YEAH. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 251 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,345 CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE? >> OH, WE'RE NOT GOING TO 252 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:30,950 FINISH THE GAME? CAUSE I WAS GOING TO WIN >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE IT'S TOO 253 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,552 EASY YOU'RE GETTING ALL OF THEM RIGHT. 254 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:37,057 I MEAN, YOU'RE CLEARLY A FAN >> WE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP GOING IT'S OKAY. 255 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,558 >> Jimmy: I'LL ASK YOU ONE LAST ONE. READY? 256 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:43,063 WHAT GIFT DOES THE FAKE SANTA CLAUS GIVE KEVIN >> OH, TIC-TACS. 257 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,633 >> Jimmy: WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING 258 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,269 YOU'RE A FAN YOU'RE AMAZING YOU REALLY ARE A FAN 259 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:53,440 I LOVE THAT. NEXT TIME YOU COME ON, YOU COULD ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS 260 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,976 ABOUT "PEEWEE'S BIG ADVENTURE. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 261 00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:01,281 YOUR NEW MOVIE, "THE LOST DAUGHTER." CONGRATS, BY THE WAY 262 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,249 TODAY, IT GOT TWO GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS. SO THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO GET 263 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:08,388 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TWO CRITIC'S CHOICE AWARD NOM. NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM 264 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,924 THIS IS -- >> NOM, NOM, NOM >> Jimmy: YEAH 265 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:17,897 NOM, NOM, NOM. TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S ABOUT. CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE MOVIE? 266 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:25,905 >> "THE LOST DAUGHTER" IS A MOVIE BASED ON THE BOOK BY ELENA FERRANTE 267 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,707 AND IT IS ABOUT A WOMAN WHO IS VACATIONING ON A BEACH AND SHE BECOMES SORT OF 268 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:34,414 OBSESSED WITH THIS YOUNG MOTHER AND HER DAUGHTER, WHO SEEM TO BE HAVING A TROUBLING TIME 269 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:39,452 THE YOUNG WOMAN IS KIND OF STRUGGLING WITH DIFFICULT THINGS IN HER LIFE 270 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,723 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I PLAY THAT PERSON. HER NAME IS NINA 271 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,425 AND IT'S WITH OLIVIA COLMAN AND JESSIE BUCKLEY AND LOADS OF OTHER SUPREMELY TALENTED 272 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:49,496 PEOPLE AND MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL DIRECTED IT 273 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:55,435 AND IT IS -- PRETTY INTENSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH CONGRATS ON BEING IN SUCH AN 274 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,704 AWESOME FILM I WANT TO -- >> THANK YOU 275 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:02,075 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL DESERVED, BUDDY I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 276 00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,743 HERE'S DAKOTA JOHNSON IN "THE LOST DAUGHTER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 277 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:03,777 LOST DAUGHTER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 278 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:10,917 DOWN >> YEAH. 279 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:16,022 >> MOMMY >> IT'S BEEN A WEIRD DAY WE FOUND HER AND THEN SHE LOST 280 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:23,063 HER DOLL >> I USED TO HAVE A DOLL LIKE THAT 281 00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:26,766 CALLED MINA. >> NINA? >> MINA. 282 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:31,471 OR MINI MAMA AS MY MOM CALLED HER. YOU'LL FIND IT 283 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:44,584 >> YEAH. [ CHILD CRYING ] >> SEE YOU TOMORROW. 284 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,252 >> Jimmy: DAKOTA JOHNSON EVERYBODY! "THE LOST DAUGHTER" IS IN 285 00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:53,326 SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND STREAMING ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 31st. 286 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,861 DAKOTA AND I ARE PLAYING "FIVE- SECOND SUMMARIES" WHEN WE COME BACK 287 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:58,932 IS THAT COOL >> YEAH. * 288 00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:22,589 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, WELCOME BACK 289 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:28,395 I'M HERE WITH DAKOTA JOHNSON, NOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 290 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:32,432 DAKOTA, YOU'VE BEEN IN MANY, MANY MOVIES OVER THE YEARS, BUT I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'RE A BIG 291 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,268 ENOUGH FAN THAT YOU CAN JUST SUMMARIZE A MOVIE IN JUST FIVE SECONDS. 292 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:39,139 IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "FIVE-SECOND SUMMARIES"! HERE WE GO 293 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:39,172 "FIVE-SECOND SUMMARIES"! HERE WE GO 294 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,508 * ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SECOND 295 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:46,413 SUMMARIES * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS 296 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:50,583 WE BOTH HAVE CARDS EACH CARD HAS THE NAME OF A MOVIE ON IT. 297 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,452 AS SOON AS YOU LOOK AT THE CARD, YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO DESCRIBE WHAT IT'S ABOUT, THE 298 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:57,891 BEST YOU CAN, AND TRY TO MAKE ME GUESS WHAT IT IS. YOU CAN'T USE ANY WORDS IN THE 299 00:20:57,891 --> 00:21:02,162 TITLE, ACTOR'S NAMES, OR CATCHPHRASES WE ARE JUST DESCRIBING THE PLOT 300 00:21:02,162 --> 00:21:07,634 OF THE MOVIE >> OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 301 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:10,470 I DON'T HAVE CARDS, BUT I MEMORIZED MINE SO -- >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 302 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:16,276 >> BECAUSE I'M AN ACTOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I HAVE MY CARD 303 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,678 >> OH, GOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M NOT AN ACTOR 304 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,282 ALL RIGHT, BUT LOOK, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS, ALL RIGHT YOU ARE GOING TO GO FIRST SINCE 305 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,217 YOU MEMORIZED YOURS. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S PUT 306 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:27,754 FIVE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, JUST SAY "GO" AND WE'LL START THE CLOCK 307 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,156 >> OKAY. ARE YOU READY? >> Jimmy: YEAH 308 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:34,794 >> OKAY. GO THIS IS A FILM WHERE THERE'S 309 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,798 LOTS OF BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND THEY'RE RUNNING THROUGH A FIELD. 310 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,968 * >> Jimmy: "SOUND OF MUSIC. [ BELL DINGING ] 311 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:46,906 "SOUND OF MUSIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE -- RUNNING THROUGH 312 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:49,509 A FIELD. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YES, THAT IS CORRECT 313 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:53,013 I LOVE THAT MOVIE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. SO THERE, LOOK, THERE'S FIVE 314 00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:59,252 SECONDS. OH GANGS, DANCING GANGS THAT SING 315 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,755 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "WEST SIDE STORY. >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S CORRECT. 316 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:05,258 [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW, THAT'S GOOD 317 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:07,327 I WAS GOING TO SING AND THEN I'M LIKE, "I CAN'T DO IT." RIGHT? 318 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,729 ALL RIGHT, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE SONG RIGHT -- NOW, YOUR SECOND ONE 319 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,264 THAT YOU MEMORIZED, SAY "GO" WHEN YOU'RE READY. >> OKAY. 320 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:13,566 >> Jimmy: YEP. WELL, ACTUALLY, LET'S GET A LITTLE TOUGHER HERE. 321 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,403 LET'S PUT THREE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 322 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:20,573 >> OH, [ BLEEP ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T -- 323 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,943 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD ON OUR SHOW 324 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:27,981 >> I MEAN, BUT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY THAT WORD NOW, LIKE, AFTER ALL THE TIME 325 00:22:27,981 --> 00:22:30,183 >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO THAT. NO, NO, NO 326 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,252 NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> KIDS AREN'T AWAKE WHEN THIS 327 00:22:32,252 --> 00:22:33,820 COMES ON >> Jimmy: YES, THEY ARE. THERE -- A LOT OF KIDS WATCH 328 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,790 OUR SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] DUDE, WE'RE, LIKE, THE NUMBER 329 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:41,227 ONE TREND ON TIKTOK RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ LAUGHTER ]>> OH, SORRY 330 00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:43,396 >> Jimimmy: YEAH YEAH -- OH, YEAH NO PROBLEM 331 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:44,931 NO PROBLEM ALL RIGHT. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, SAY 332 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,700 "GO. AND THEN I WILL -- IN THREE -- YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO 333 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:50,837 DESCRIBE THIS MOVIE. >> OKAY. GO 334 00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:54,674 WHERE'S MY FISH? LOST FISH. >> Jimmy: OH, "FINDING NEMO. 335 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:59,245 [ BELL DINGING ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "WHERE'S MY FISH?! 336 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:04,284 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GREAT -- THAT'S A A GREAT CLIP 337 00:23:04,284 --> 00:23:06,486 ALL RIGHT, THREE SECONDS THIS TIME, THE PRESSURE IS ON ME NOW 338 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:11,057 READY? THREE SECONDS. "OH, I TALK LIKE THIS. 339 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:15,328 I MAKE UP PURSES AND DRESSES AND FASHION. * 340 00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:20,467 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: "BUT I TALK LIKE 341 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:23,837 THIS WILL YOU -- I DO ACCENT. I MAKE FASHION 342 00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:27,574 I MAKE BAGS. >> ARE YOU RUSSIAN [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:31,611 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IF I MEAN -- DO I KNOW THIS MOVIE? 344 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:37,951 >> Jimmy: MAYBE. YEAH, YOU DO [ LAUGHTER ] 345 00:23:37,951 --> 00:23:45,091 >> I DON'T KNOW IT >> Jimmy: "RA-RA-OO-LA-LA. [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:48,995 GA-GA-OO-LA-LA THIS IS A BAD ROMANCE. >> KIND OF AMAZING 347 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:52,098 >> Jimmy: "BAD ROMANCE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> BAD ROMAN -- WHAT ARE YOU 348 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:55,568 TALKING ABOUT? WHAT IS IT [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:59,706 >> Jimmy: FATHER-SON, "HOUSE OF GUCCI. HOW SOON -- 350 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,775 >> OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE YET. [ SAD TUBA ] 351 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,844 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ALSO, THEY'RE NOT RUSSIAN >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 352 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,580 IT'S A -- IT'S A HIT MOVIE >> OH, SHE'S RUSSIAN >> Jimmy: YES. 353 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:10,083 >> SHE'S RUSSIAN >> Jimmy: IS SHE >> THAT'S EMBARRASSING 354 00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,819 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAS I WRONG? IS SHE RUSSIAN 355 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,556 SHE'S NOT. SHE'S ITALIAN? SORRY. 356 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:20,060 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> YEAH. 357 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:24,097 THAT WAS PRETTY CONFUSING. >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, THAT'S -- NO SPOILERS, NO SPOILERS. 358 00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:27,267 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT SEEMS LIKE I SHOULD GET A POINT FOR THAT 359 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:29,102 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD JUDGES 360 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:31,237 [ DING ] >> THAT WAS BAD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THEY GAVE 361 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:33,273 YOU A POINT FOR THAT ONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. 362 00:24:33,273 --> 00:24:36,242 HERE WE GO THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND. LET'S PUT ONE SECOND ON THE 363 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,178 CLOCK HERE WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. >> OKAY. 364 00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:39,813 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU TELL ME ONE SECOND 365 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:45,518 >> OKAY. GO GRUMPY GREEN MAN 366 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:48,254 * >> Jimmy: GRUMPY GREEN MEN GRUMPY -- 367 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:51,858 >> MAN >> Jimmy: GREEN MAN. OH, THE HULK 368 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,827 "THE INCREDIBLE HULK"? [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] 369 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:56,363 [ SAD TUBA ] OH, "THE GRINCH" "THE GRINCH WHO STOLE 370 00:24:56,363 --> 00:24:58,198 CHRISTMAS. >> YES [ LAUGHTER ] 371 00:24:58,198 --> 00:25:00,166 >> Jimmy: YES. OKAY GOOD, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 372 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:03,336 * [ LAUGHTER ] THE HULK IS GRUMPY AS WELL 373 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,706 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS TOUGH. ONE SECOND, HERE WE GO 374 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:10,744 ONE SECOND FOR THIS ONE. >> MAKE SURE YOU'VE SEEN THIS ONE. 375 00:25:10,744 --> 00:25:15,682 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T PLAN AHEAD. 376 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:20,920 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. SANTA'S HELPER * 377 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,757 >> "ELF. [ BELL DINGING ] >> Jimmy: YES! 378 00:25:23,757 --> 00:25:29,763 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAKOTA JOHNSON RIGHT THERE THE PRO! 379 00:25:29,763 --> 00:25:31,431 HER NEW MOVIE, "THE LOST DAUGHTER," IS IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND STREAMING 380 00:25:31,431 --> 00:25:35,902 ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 31st WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BOBBY CANNAVALE. 381 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:39,839 COME ON BACK BYE, BUD LOVE YOU 382 00:25:39,839 --> 00:26:00,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 383 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:01,795 EMMY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE BIG NEW ANIMATED MOVIE, "SING 2," WHICH IS IN THEATERS 384 00:26:01,795 --> 00:26:10,070 DECEMBER 22nd. PLEASE WELCOME, BOBBY CANNAVALE! 385 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:10,103 PLEASE WELCOME, BOBBY CANNAVALE! 386 00:26:16,109 --> 00:26:31,057 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 387 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,526 >> WOW >> Jimmy: HOW DOES THAT FEEL >> THAT'S INCREDIBLE 388 00:26:33,526 --> 00:26:35,628 >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT? >> YEAH. 389 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,597 >> Jimmy: YEAH THEY LOVE YOU, BUDDY WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 390 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,666 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON AS WELL. 391 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,634 >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT >> IN PERSON, YEAH 392 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:44,337 >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANTED TO ASK YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE -- YOU'RE INTO, 393 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:48,641 VERY INTO FANTASY FOOTBALL >> YEAH. VERY, VERY MUCH. 394 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:50,810 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS SEASON? >> I'M WINNING 395 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,879 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE? >> YEAH, I'M IN FIRST PLACE. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 396 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:54,748 >> FIRST PLACE IF COOPER KUPP DOESN'T GO OFF TONIGHT, THEN I'LL REMAIN IN FIRST PLACE 397 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:57,684 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU PLAY -- YOU 398 00:26:57,684 --> 00:26:59,552 PLAY IN THIS LEAGUE WITH YOUR -- WITH YOU OLD PAL, PAUL RUDD. 399 00:26:59,552 --> 00:27:02,622 >> WITH PAUL YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHO IS THE 400 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:07,427 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THIS IS -- HE'S A LITTLE 401 00:27:07,427 --> 00:27:09,295 INTIMIDATING TO PLAY AGAINST >> YEAH. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S A FUNNY 402 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:16,269 YEAR, RIGHT? THERE WAS A PANDEMIC [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:27:16,269 --> 00:27:18,371 SO -- >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT THIS IS NOT A REAL -- 404 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:20,540 >> IT'S LIKE THERE CAN BE AN ASTERISK ON IT [ LAUGHTER ] 405 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,142 OKAY PUT THE STEROIDS ERA, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 406 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:23,710 LIKE, "REALLY. I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW, IT'S BEEN AN OFF YEAR. 407 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,046 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S TRUE. >> Jimmy: REALLY 408 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:27,881 YOU THINK THAT -- YEAH, SURE YEAH >> MENSCHIEST GUY, I GUESS, I 409 00:27:27,881 --> 00:27:30,483 WOULD SAY, BUT - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MENSCHIEST 410 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,851 >> SEXIEST, YOU KNOW >> SO I'M GLAD YOU'RE -- YOU WIN HIM. 411 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,653 I LOVE THAT. YEAH YOU'RE IN THE LEAD 412 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:36,056 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T -- HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE "NINE PERFECT 413 00:27:36,056 --> 00:27:37,924 STRANGERS", BY THE WAY CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. >> THANK YOU 414 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:42,829 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS AMAZING WORK ON THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,698 >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: AND WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE AND I WAS SAYING, 416 00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:46,066 BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN YOU ON BROADWAY I KNOW YOU WERE HERE WHEN YOU 417 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:50,837 WERE IN THE SCORSESE MOVIE WHAT DO YOU GET RECOGNIZED THE MOST FOR 418 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:54,074 >> "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. [ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:27:54,074 --> 00:27:57,477 YOU KNOW I'M NOT ON "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. [ LAUGHTER ] 420 00:27:57,477 --> 00:27:59,179 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT SHOW >> NO, I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO 421 00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:01,047 DO WITH THAT SHOW, BUT IF I COULD GET, LIKE, MAYBE, IF THIS COULD HELP ME TO HAVE TEN LESS 422 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,782 PEOPLE STOP ME AND SAY, "WE LOVE YOU ON 'EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND,'" THAT WOULD BE GREAT 423 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:09,089 FOR MY LIFE BECAUSE I'M NOT ON THAT SHOW. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE NEVER ON THE 424 00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:11,691 SHOW >> NEVER BEEN ON THE SHOW. I'M A FAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 425 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:13,793 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE BRAD GARRETT. >> YEAH, THEY THINK I'M 426 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,628 BRAD GARRETT YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 427 00:28:15,628 --> 00:28:17,330 >> Jimmy: I FOUND -- I FOUND A A PICTURE AFTER YOU TOLD ME THAT BECAUSE I WAS LIKE -- 428 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:27,540 COULD YOU MAKE THIS FACE [ LAUGHTER ] THIS A -- OH, NOT BAD. 429 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,509 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU CAN DO THE VOICE >> YEAH. 430 00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:31,211 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR -- YOU DO THE VOICE AND I'LL DO -- I'LL DO -- I CAN DO 431 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:38,151 RAY, MAN >> "MA MA, RAYMOND. 432 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:40,553 MA, TELL ME HE'S STUBBY. >> Jimmy: "MOM MOM. 433 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:43,623 MOM. MOM. MOM. 434 00:28:43,623 --> 00:28:45,058 >> "MA, TELL RAYMOND TO STOP MAKING FUN OF ME." >> Jimmy: "MA, MA. 435 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,761 MOM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S THE SHOW 436 00:28:47,761 --> 00:28:49,295 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH WE DID IT. WE NAILED IT 437 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:52,265 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD TAKE IT ON THE ROAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 438 00:28:52,265 --> 00:28:53,800 >> NO, BUT IT IS -- IT'S INTERESTING. BUT IT'S -- YEAH, I'M ALWAYS 439 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,535 LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY A LOT TALLER THAN I AM >> Jimmy: HE REALLY IS 440 00:28:55,535 --> 00:28:57,270 >> HE'S THE NICEST GUY, BUT, LIKE, I'M JUST NOT HIM [ LAUGHTER ] 441 00:28:57,270 --> 00:28:58,638 >> Jimmy: SORRY, SO JUST TO CLEAR IT UP, THIS IS NOT BRAD GARRETT 442 00:28:58,638 --> 00:29:01,107 >> YES >> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE. JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS 443 00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:02,742 NO, YEAH >> YES >> Jimmy: BOBBY CANNAVALE. 444 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,511 I WANT TO -- BUT, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. THE "SING 2" THAT YOU'RE IN 445 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:09,215 RIGHT NOW. BUT FIRST, ARE YOU WORKING ON SOMETHING NOW WHERE YOU'RE A 446 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,184 A NEIL DIAMOND IMPERSONATOR? >> I JUST DID A MOVIE IN AUSTRALIA CALLED "SERIOUSLY 447 00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:13,153 RED. IT'S COMING OUT NEXT YEAR. AND IT'S -- IT'S SET IN THE 448 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:15,221 WORLD OF CELEBRITY IMPERSONATORS. AND I PLAY A NEIL DIAMOND 449 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:19,693 IMPERSONATOR WHO'S MANAGING A DOLLY PARTON IMPERSONATOR AND IT'S A PRETTY FUN MOVIE. 450 00:29:19,693 --> 00:29:22,429 >> Jimmy: I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS THIS IS -- IT SOUNDS FANTASTIC 451 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,497 >> YEAH, AND IT'S PERFECT FOR ME BECAUSE I'M OBSESSED WITH NEIL DIAMOND 452 00:29:24,497 --> 00:29:27,033 I MEAN, I LOVE NEIL DIAMOND AND, LIKE, I COULD SING HIM BECAUSE IT'S A PRETTY LOW VOICE 453 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:29,636 AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO, I GOT TO SING A FEW 454 00:29:29,636 --> 00:29:33,273 SONGS IN IT AND IT'S REALLY -- REALLY FUN >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR KEY TO 455 00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:34,774 DOING A NEIL DIAMOND IMPRESSION >> WELL, YOU JUST GOT TO SING 456 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,510 IT WITH FEELING, RIGHT BECAUSE THE SONGS ALMOST DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE 457 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:40,246 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, YOU KNOW, JUST -- YOU JUST GOT TO JUST REALLY FEEL IT 458 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:46,252 LIKE, "WHAT THE HELL IS 'HOLLY HOLY'? [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,888 "HEARTLIGHT" IS ALL ABOUT "E.T.," BUT, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: YES. 460 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:51,057 >> IT MAKES YOU WANT TO MAKE SWEET LOVE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ABOUT AN ALIEN, YOU KNOW 461 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:56,529 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FROM "E.T." 462 00:29:56,529 --> 00:29:59,699 YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO TURN ON - 463 00:29:59,699 --> 00:30:02,202 >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE A -- * TURN ON YOUR HEARTLIGHT * >> Jimmy: WOW. 464 00:30:02,202 --> 00:30:05,271 * LET IT SHIN WHEREVER YOU GO * >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT IS A GOOD 465 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:08,108 NEIL DIAMOND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, AND -- 466 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,810 >> Jimmy: IT IS ABOUT "E.T." >> JUST ABOUT SELLING THE SONG NOBODY SELLS A SONG QUITE LIKE 467 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,812 NEIL, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: NEIL DIAMOND NO, NO, NO 468 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,547 >> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A GREAT 469 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:16,116 VOICE, THOUGH. I WAS NOT SURPRISED TO HEAR THIS THAT YOU WERE A DJ AT ONE 470 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:18,051 POINT. >> I WAS ON THE RADIO, YEAH 471 00:30:18,051 --> 00:30:20,153 >> Jimmy: IN COLLEGE WHEN WAS IT? >> I WAS -- I WAS ABOUT 18, 472 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,988 19 YEARS OLD AND I WAS A -- LIKE, I JUST GOT A JOB ON A RADIO STATION THAT WAS A 473 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:29,095 A MOTIVATIONAL RADIO STATION CALLED WNN IT WAS -- I GUESS THERE WAS, 474 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:36,102 LIKE, A MINUTE THERE WHERE THAT WAS -- THAT WAS A THING. AND IT WAS -- IT WAS JUST 475 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:40,040 MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS AND IT WAS CALLED "FOR WINNERS ONLY THE WINNER'S NEWS NETWORK. 476 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,443 >> Jimmy: WOW, WNN >> I HAD TO THINK WITH THEM. YEAH, AND I WAS -- I CALLED 477 00:30:43,443 --> 00:30:47,480 MYSELF "BOBBY SAVAGE." I WAS ON FROM MIDNIGHT TO 6:00 >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. 478 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,349 >> AND -- AND I WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY, IT'S BOBBY SAVAGE ON THE 'WINNER'S NEWS NETWORK.' HERE'S 479 00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:56,756 LEO BUSCAGLIA ON THE -- ON HUGS AND WHY THEY'RE IMPORTANT. YOU KNOW, THINGS LIKE THAT 480 00:30:56,756 --> 00:30:59,292 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. DUDE, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT 481 00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:00,894 >> AND I WOULD PLAY, LIKE, MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS AND -- >> Jimmy: "WINNER'S NEWS 482 00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:02,562 NETWORK. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A BIG DEAL. 483 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:05,065 >> IT WAS A BIG DEAL BACK IN THE LATE '80s. THAT WAS, LIKE, MY -- YEAH, 484 00:31:05,065 --> 00:31:08,234 THAT WAS, LIKE, MY FORAY INTO SHOW BIZ, I GUESS. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M 485 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:11,504 SITTING NEXT TO BOBBY SAVAGE >> YEAH, I KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 486 00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:15,342 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT WAS VERY CUTE BEFORE THE SHOW WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, BUT YOU 487 00:31:15,342 --> 00:31:19,713 WERE FACETIMING WITH YOUR -- YOUR KID >> MY KIDS 488 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:22,382 YEAH, MY BOYS. YEAH >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE -- BY THE 489 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:26,386 WAY, YOU'RE GREAT IN "SING 2." THE CAST IS INCREDIBLE >> THANK YOU 490 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:29,089 MY SONS ARE VERY INTO THE -- YOU KNOW, THEY'RE JUST STARTING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I DO FOR 491 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:36,663 A LIVING, SO WE -- WE WENT WE SAW IT, AND -- THEY FLIPPED OUT FOR IT, OF COURSE. 492 00:31:36,663 --> 00:31:39,933 IT'S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE AND -- AND ROCCO IS OBSESSED WITH LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT 493 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:43,870 I'M JIMMY CRYSTAL. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S -- >> AND BE LIKE, STOPS PEOPLE IN 494 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:46,840 THE -- YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIE-IN WITH RAISON BRAN 495 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:51,978 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I LOVE RAISIN BRAN, SO THEY HAVE A BOX OF IT AND 496 00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,947 THEY'VE GOT MY PICTURE ON THE BACK WELL, THE CHARACTER'S PICTURE 497 00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:55,682 ON THE BACK. AND HE TOOK IT TO SCHOOL AND HE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS MY DAD, 498 00:31:55,682 --> 00:31:59,185 BOBBY CANNAVALE. THIS IS BOBBY CANNAVALE. [ LAUGHTER ] 499 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:01,254 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU. THIS IS YOU, JIMMY CRYSTAL >> YEAH, YEAH. 500 00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:06,860 >> Jimmy: AS YOU -- HE WAS SO CUTE I WAS TELLING HIM BACKSTAGE 501 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:09,362 THROUGH FACETIME WITH YOUR -- WITH YOUR SON. I GO, "HELLO." 502 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,297 AND HE GOES, "HE'S JIMMY CRYSTAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 503 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,933 HE'S JIMMY CRYSTAL." >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I GO, "YEAH, NO. 504 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:16,136 HE'S JIMMY CRYSTAL." HE WAS LIKE -- YEAH, HOW OLD IS HE 505 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:17,971 >> YEAH, HE'S VERY INTO IT YEAH, HE'S FIVE NOW. YEAH 506 00:32:17,971 --> 00:32:21,074 >> Jimmy: SO CUTE. OH, MY GOD >> YEAH, HE'S CUTE 507 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:22,575 THE GUY'S A CUTE NOT THAT SMART, BUT THEY'RE CUTE 508 00:32:22,575 --> 00:32:24,310 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BOYS BOYS ARE BOYS. 509 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:26,613 >> THEY'RE JUST NOT THAT SMART >> Jimmy: I GOT GIRLS. I GOT GIRLS. 510 00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:29,249 >> HOW ABOUT THE RIDICULOUS THINGS THAT YOU SAY? LIKE, THIS -- LITERALLY 511 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:31,084 YESTERDAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE -- MUST'VE SAID THREE TIMES, "GET YOUR SHOES 512 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:36,690 OFF MY COUCH." AND, LIKE, MY 4-YEAR-OLD WAS LIKE, "IT'S NOT YOUR COUCH." 513 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:41,094 AND I'M ARGUING WITH HIM [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S MOM'S COUCH 514 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:43,229 I SAID, "IT'S -- THAT'S MY COUCH. >> Jimmy: MOM'S COUCH. 515 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,298 >> I'M GETTING A REALLY, REALLY -- LIKE, LOOK RED IN THE FACE 516 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,600 AND I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO MAKE BELIEVE I'M PEEING AND I'M CRYING 517 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,004 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: CAN WE -- HOW DO WE 518 00:32:51,004 --> 00:32:53,840 SET UP -- HOW DO WE SET UP "SING 2" >> BASICALLY, I RUN A CASINO 519 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:59,412 THAT THE GANG -- YOU KNOW, BUSTER MOON AND THE GANG - >> Jimmy: YEP. 520 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:04,217 >> HAVE COME TO TRY TO GET THEIR ACT IN MY CASINO I'M LIKE A STEVE WYNN TYPE 521 00:33:04,217 --> 00:33:06,353 CHARACTER. LIKE, I OWN THIS HUGE CASINO AND IT'S -- I'M AUDITIONING 522 00:33:06,353 --> 00:33:09,723 THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MAYBE THAT'S -- IT'S JUST 523 00:33:09,723 --> 00:33:12,759 LIKE THE SCENE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH AND IT'S MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY 524 00:33:12,759 --> 00:33:14,794 >> AND REESE WITHERSPOON >> Jimmy: REESE WITHERSPOON -- SCARLETT JOHANSSON 525 00:33:14,794 --> 00:33:16,796 >> SCARLETT JOHANSSON. BONO >> Jimmy: BONO IS IN THE CAST. 526 00:33:16,796 --> 00:33:19,299 THIS -- >> YEAH. [ LIGHT APPLAUSE ] 527 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,368 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE -- >> THE NEW "U2" SONG IT'S VERY EXCITING 528 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:23,069 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 529 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,472 HERE'S BOBBY CANNAVALE IN "SING 2. TAKE A LOOK. 530 00:33:25,472 --> 00:33:25,505 2. TAKE A LOOK. 531 00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:28,174 >> SO WHAT'S THE SHOW CALLED >> WHAT'S IT CALLED? 532 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:35,148 GUNTER, YOU -- YOU WANT TO TELL MR. CRYSTAL WHAT IT'S CALLED >> UH-HUH. 533 00:33:35,148 --> 00:33:40,286 IT'S CALLED "OUT OF THIS WORLD. >> "OUT OF THIS WORLD. 534 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:45,658 >> THAT'S RIGHT. JUST IMAGINE IT. >> ASH 535 00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:49,195 >> YEAH, I GOT IT. * >> A SPECTACULAR MUSICAL THAT 536 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:56,803 TAKES YOUR AUDIENCE OUT OF THIS WORLD. * I WANT TO RUN 537 00:33:56,803 --> 00:34:06,646 I WANT TO HIDE I WANT TO TEAR DOWN THE WALL THAT HOLD ME INSIDE * 538 00:34:06,646 --> 00:34:15,588 >> I LOVE THIS SONG. * I WANT TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH THE FLAM 539 00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:22,262 WHERE THE STREET HAVE NO NAME * >> Jimmy: YEAH 540 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:26,533 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. 541 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:29,469 >> THANKS. THANKS IT'S A GREAT FILM. 542 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:31,671 >> Jimmy: BOBBY CANNAVALE! "SING 2" IS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 22nd. 543 00:34:31,671 --> 00:34:33,973 KELLY CLARKSON IS PERFORMING FOR US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 544 00:34:33,973 --> 00:34:55,862 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "BLESSED" 545 00:34:55,862 --> 00:35:00,467 FROM HER NEW ALBUM "WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND," HERE'S KELLY CLARKSON 546 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:00,500 CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND," HERE'S KELLY CLARKSON 547 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:06,740 * * IT'S QUIET ALL AROUND 548 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:10,377 THE ONLY SOUND HER IN THE SILENCE * * ARE THE SNOWFLAKE 549 00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:17,784 FALLING DOWN * * JUST LIKE GLITTER ON THE GROUND * 550 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:23,156 * ANOTHER YEAR' COME AROUND * * GOT ME THINKING BAC 551 00:35:23,156 --> 00:35:27,427 ABOUT THE TIME WHEN I HAD NOTHING * * BUT BIG DREAM 552 00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:34,634 STILL IN MY HEAD * * THAT WERE HANGING BY A THREAD * 553 00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:41,408 * THAT FUELED DESIR IN MY CHES BUT I'M BLESSED * 554 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:45,078 * LOOKING IN THE EYES OF MY CHILDREN BLESSED * 555 00:35:45,078 --> 00:35:49,616 * SURROUNDED BY THE LOV I'VE BEEN GIVE BLESSED * 556 00:35:49,616 --> 00:35:54,954 * DON'T WANNA TAK A MOMENT FOR GRANTED * M SOMETIMES IT'S SO EASY 557 00:35:54,954 --> 00:35:58,224 TO FORGET * * TO BE GRATEFU FOR THE LIFE * 558 00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:01,861 * I'VE BEEN LIVIN BLESSED * * I'M LEARNING TO HAV 559 00:36:01,861 --> 00:36:05,899 FAITH IN FORGIVING BLESSED * * SOMETIMES I LIF 560 00:36:05,899 --> 00:36:20,747 MY HEART TO THE HEAVENS * * JUST SO I REMEMBE THAT I'M BLESSED * 561 00:36:20,747 --> 00:36:23,383 * HERE WE ARE, TOGETHER TAKING TIM FOR ONE ANOTHER * 562 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:28,054 * UNDERNEATH TH CHRISTMAS TREE * * SWEETER THA 563 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:36,162 A SYMPHONY * * IT MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME * 564 00:36:36,162 --> 00:36:40,767 * SHARING ALL OUR STORIES OF OUR FAILURE AND OUR GLORIES * 565 00:36:40,767 --> 00:36:45,338 * EVEN WHEN OUR HOPES GOT TORN * * WE MADE I 566 00:36:45,338 --> 00:36:51,678 THROUGH THE STORM * * AND I COULDN' ASK FOR MORE 567 00:36:51,678 --> 00:36:56,516 'CAUSE I'M BLESSED * * LOOKING IN THE EYES OF MY CHILDREN 568 00:36:56,516 --> 00:36:59,886 BLESSED * * SURROUNDED BY THE LOV I'VE BEEN GIVE 569 00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:04,491 BLESSED * * DON'T WANNA TAK A MOMENT FOR GRANTED * 570 00:37:04,491 --> 00:37:10,930 * SOMETIMES IT'S SO EAS TO FORGET, TO BE GRATEFUL * * FOR THE LIF 571 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:14,034 I'VE BEEN LIVING BLESSED * * I'M LEARNING TO HAV 572 00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:17,804 FAITH IN FORGIVING BLESSED * * SOMETIMES I LIF 573 00:37:17,804 --> 00:37:22,942 MY HEART TO THE HEAVENS * * WHEN I'M DOWN AND I'M LOST 574 00:37:22,942 --> 00:37:29,516 AND I'M TIRED * * WHEN IT FEELS THE WHOLE WORLD IS ON FIRE * 575 00:37:29,516 --> 00:37:36,389 * CLOSE MY EYES AND IMAGINE A CHOIR * * EVEN WHEN I FEE 576 00:37:36,389 --> 00:37:45,799 LIKE A MESS * * HAVE TO TAKE A GOOD LOO INSIDE ME, YES * 577 00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:49,402 * IN THE HURT WHERE I FOUND THE HOLY I GUESS * 578 00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:57,077 * I'LL NEVER BE PERFECT BUT I TRY MY BES TO REMEMBER I'M BLESSED * 579 00:37:57,077 --> 00:38:02,015 * LOOKING IN THE EYES OF MY CHILDREN * * SURROUNDED BY THE LOV 580 00:38:02,015 --> 00:38:08,421 I'VE BEEN GIVEN * * DON'T WANNA TAK A MOMENT FOR GRANTED * 581 00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:14,327 * SOMETIMES IT'S SO EAS TO FORGET, TO BE GRATEFUL * * FOR THE LIF 582 00:38:14,327 --> 00:38:20,900 I'VE BEEN LIVING * * I'M LEARNING TO HAV FAITH IN FORGIVING * 583 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:30,043 * SOMETIMES I LIF MY HEART TO THE HEAVENS * * JUST SO I REMEMBE 584 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:38,151 THAT I'M BLESSED * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: KELLY CLARKSON 585 00:38:38,151 --> 00:38:41,755 "WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND" IS OUT NOW WHAT A VOICE 586 00:38:41,755 --> 00:38:44,391 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 587 00:38:44,391 --> 00:39:11,751 * >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. 588 00:39:11,751 --> 00:39:14,354 MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY AND ALANA HAIM WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 589 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:17,223 AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM NIKO MOON. MY THANKS TO DAKOTA JOHNSON, 590 00:39:17,223 --> 00:39:23,329 BOBBY CANNAVALE, KELLY CLARKSON, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 591 00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:27,033 AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 592 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:29,035 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 593 00:39:29,035 --> 00:39:29,035 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE