1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,246 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:18,818 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:23,289 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. 4 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:27,894 JODIE TURNER-SMITH MUSICAL GUEST RICK ROSS FEATURING JAZMINE SULLIVAN 5 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:35,168 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1569 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:40,540 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:49,315 * 8 00:00:49,315 --> 00:01:04,531 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS 9 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:09,436 THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME! 10 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:12,706 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,241 YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:19,379 THIS IS VERY EXCITING. THE 46th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, JOE BIDEN, IS MY 13 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:27,620 GUEST TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A CRAZY JOB 14 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,190 WHEN YOU'RE MEETING WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN AND ME IN THE SAME WEEK. 15 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:34,561 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN 16 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,262 IS HERE TO DISCUSS THE ECONOMY, HIS INFRASTRUCTURE BILL, AND BREAK DOWN THE FIRST TWO 17 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:42,769 EPISODES OF THE "SEX AND THE CITY" REBOOT [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,940 WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMANTHA? THE PRESIDENT WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE HERE EARLIER 19 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:50,643 THIS WEEK, BUT HE HAD TO LAY LOW AFTER HE LIT THE FOX NEWS CHRISTMAS TREE ON FIRE 20 00:01:50,643 --> 00:02:03,089 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEFORE THE SHOW, I ASKED 21 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:07,694 PRESIDENT BIDEN HOW EXCITED HE IS TO BE WITH US ON A SCALE OF 1-10 22 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:11,731 AND HE SAID 10, BUT 6 WITHOUT INFLATION. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:15,335 BIDEN'S GOT A BUSY DAY BESIDES TALKING TO US, HE'S ALSO TALKING TO THE NATIONAL 24 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:22,242 GUARD TO PREP FOR SANTACON [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 25 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:26,946 I SAW THAT JOBLESS CLAIMS HAVE DROPPED TO THE LOWEST LEVEL IN 52 YEARS 26 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:33,153 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THAT HOW YOU WANTED ME TO SAY IT, MR. PRESIDENT? 27 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:39,492 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE'S WORKING 28 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,461 IN FACT, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, CONTESTANTS ON "THE BACHELOR" DON'T HAVE TO MAKE UP 29 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,931 A FAKE JOB [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M A PERSONAL TRAINER, 30 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:49,669 ENTREPRENEUR, SOCIAL MEDIA COACH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,538 WELL, HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, TOMORROW THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL PACK THE STREETS FOR 32 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:57,877 SANTACON OR AS THE NYPD CALLS IT, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 33 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:01,681 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT STARTING TOMORROW AT 34 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,117 10:00 A.M., BAR TENDERS WILL BE HANDING OUT MORE SHOTS THAN A CVS PHARMACIST 35 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:08,488 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT SANTACON IS OFFICIALLY BACK IN 36 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,757 NEW YORK CITY. IT WAS CANCELED LAST YEAR, BUT THIS WEEKEND THOUSANDS OF 37 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:16,329 PEOPLE DRESSED LIKE SANTA ARE EXPECTED TO TAKE PART IN A A CITYWIDE BAR CRAWL 38 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:19,199 SO I THOUGHT I'D WELCOME THE TRADITION BACK WITH A TINY SONG 39 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:30,343 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK 40 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:34,481 IS FOR YOU AND IT'S FOR ME AND A COUPLE OF THOUSAND DRUNKEN SANTAS * 41 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:38,084 * STUMBLING DOW THE STREET *E * WITH PILLOWS STUFFE 42 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:42,355 UNDER RED SHIRTS THE MOST I EVER SAW * * FAKE WHITE BEARDS 43 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:49,362 AND CHRISTMAS CHEE AND CASES OF WHITE CLAW * * BUT THEY DON' 44 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:53,833 GOT NO REINDEE NO COCOA PIPING HOT * * JUST SNOW STORM 45 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:59,305 OF AXE BODY SPRA AND DOLLAR JELLO SHOTS * * THERE'S SANTA 46 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:04,544 ON THE SUBWA THERE'S SANTAS TAKIG NAPS * * ONE SANTA IS BREAK DANCIN 47 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:11,551 ONE'S BARFING IN HIS HAT SOME ARE SINGING CAROL SOME SAY HO HO HO * 48 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:15,822 * BUT MOST OF THEE ARE RUNNING SHOUTING LOOK OUT BRO POPO * 49 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:18,124 * ONE DRUNK SANTA TWO DRUNK SANT THREE DRUNK SANT 50 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:23,797 FOUR * * I SAW SANTA KIS GREEN M&M AT THE M&M STORE 51 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:28,935 SO GET YOUR BOOSTE WEAR A MASK BE SAFE FOR * * SANTACO 52 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:34,407 BECAUSE BEER AND MIL AND COOKIES DON' PROTECT FROM OMICRON * 53 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:42,716 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, ROOTS 54 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:47,520 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. STEVEN SPIELBERG'S "WEST SIDE STORY" HIT THEATERS TODAY. 55 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,957 YEAH SOME PEOPLE SAID IF THEY WANT TO WATCH A HEARTBREAKING STORY 56 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,659 ABOUT THE JETS, THEY SHOULD JUST WATCH FOOTBALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:52,659 --> 00:05:02,502 WELL, THIS IS FUN. MARGARITAVILLE JUST ANNOUNCED ITS OWN CRUISE LINE THAT WILL 58 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,404 START SAILING OUT OF FLORIDA IN THE SPRING A MARGARITAVILLE CRUISE OUT OF 59 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:12,879 FLORIDA. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:16,182 BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. THEY EVEN LINE THE HOT TUB RIMS WITH MARGARITA SALT. 61 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:21,755 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THE STATE OF DELAWARE IS REPLACING A HIGHWAY 62 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,057 EXIT SIGN AFTER THEY REALIZED THE ORIGINAL ONE HAS A SMALL TYPO IN DELAWARE 63 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:28,094 THEY LEFT OUT ONE OF THE As. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. DEL-WARE AVENUE. 64 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:31,898 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE SIGN AGAIN AFTER 65 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:34,868 THEY ADDED THE A DELWAREA AVENUE. [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,170 WHEN HE SAW THAT, PRESIDENT BIDEN GRABBED THE LADDER AND SAID, "I'LL FIX IT MYSELF. 67 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,340 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW I'M TALKING TO THE 46th 68 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:44,144 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, JOE BIDEN. THE SHOW STARTS NOW. 69 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,645 THE SHOW STARTS NOW. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 70 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:56,189 * 71 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:05,899 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW. 72 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,835 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS THE 46th PRESIDENT OF THE 73 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:13,039 UNITED STATES, AND HE IS MAKING HIS LATE NIGHT DEBUT SINCE TAKING OFFICE WITH US TONIGHT. 74 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:19,045 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 75 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:24,818 OH I'M HONORED. PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW 76 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:29,622 SERIES "ANNE BOLEYN" ON AMC PLUS JODIE TURNER-SMITH IS HERE 77 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:33,059 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM RICK ROSS FEATURING 78 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:39,566 JAZMINE SULLIVAN AND LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES." 79 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:43,103 UH, GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY SIX SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS 80 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,705 IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF 81 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:48,508 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO 82 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:55,648 * * TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATER 83 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,718 SIX DAYS LEFT * * >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT. 84 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,320 EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER 85 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,022 A STUNNING CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. 86 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:11,598 NOW, SINCE THERE ARE SIX SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER SIX. 87 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:21,341 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:29,215 I DON'T UNDERSTAND I DON'T QUITE -- WOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 89 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:32,185 WOW. OH, AND IT -- TURN AROUND. SO IT COMES -- WITH A HAT ON 90 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:38,925 THE BACK YOU CAN'T WEAR IT. YOU CAN'T WEAR IT. 91 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:41,227 IT'S STUCK TO THE SWEATER. >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. 92 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:44,197 THAT'S INTERESTING WAY TO DO IT UH, NOW, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING 93 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,933 TO GO HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER. EVERYONE LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 94 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,768 NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN 95 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,404 QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL PLEASWE. WHO WANTS THIS GREAT SWEATER 96 00:07:51,404 --> 00:08:01,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 2-5-6. COME ON DOWN 97 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,284 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, COME OVER HERE. * 98 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:15,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 99 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:19,599 HERE THIS IS IT THIS IS IT 100 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,102 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> TORI. >> Jimmy: TORI, WHERE ARE YOU 101 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,070 FROM >> I'M FROM BOSTON >> Jimmy: FROM BOSTON. 102 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:27,907 WE LOVE BOSTON >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:32,379 >> Jimmy: IT DOES GET A LITTLE CHILLY IN BOSTON SO THIS WILL GO PERFECT. 104 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,348 ARE YOU A COW -- DO YOU LIKE COUNTRY? AND BEING A COWBOY 105 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,184 >> I GUESS I DO NOW. >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE YEAH, IT'S YOURS NOW 106 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:42,055 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON? >> ABSOLUTELY, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'D LOVE TO, YEAH 107 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,656 I THINK THERE MIGHT BE ONE MORE BUTTON * 108 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:46,159 I THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. YOU CAN'T WEAR THE HAT 109 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,429 THE HAT IS JUST DECORATION YOU DON'T WEAR THE HAT OH, WHOA 110 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:52,499 THIS IS SUBTLE ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:56,436 ARE YOU JOKING THAT IS PHENOMENAL LOOK AT THAT 112 00:08:56,436 --> 00:09:01,374 LOOK AT THAT HAT ON THE BACK THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. IT LOOKS GORGEOUS. 113 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,877 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE CONGRATULATIONS. 114 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:08,348 GIVE HER A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 115 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,851 OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE CONGRATULATIONS. NOW LET'S GO TALK TO THE 116 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:27,367 PRESIDENT, COME ON EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 117 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:31,638 >> Jimmy: WE ARE HONORED TO HAVE OUR FIRST GUEST WITH US TONIGHT. 118 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:36,443 HE SERVED FOR 36 YEARS AS A SENATOR FROM DELAWARE. HE WAS VICE PRESIDENT UNDER THE 119 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:42,349 OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, AND NOW HE SERVES AS THE 46th PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 120 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:46,286 THIS IS HIS FIRST TIME ON A LATE NIGHT PROGRAM AS THE SITTING PRESIDENT. 121 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,588 PLEASE WELCOME PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:56,663 * YES! >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. 123 00:09:56,663 --> 00:10:01,034 HOW ARE YOU, MAN >> Jimmy: PRESIDENT BIDEN, I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. 124 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:04,637 IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW AS PRESIDENT BIDEN AND I'M HONORED. 125 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:08,375 >> I'M HONORED TO BE ON. THANKS FOR INVITING ME >> Jimmy: WE HAVE LOTS TO TALK 126 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,878 ABOUT. LET'S START WITH SOME GOOD NEWS HERE 127 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:15,582 YOU PASSED YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE BILL THIS IS A BIG DEAL 128 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:20,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PASSED! WHAT ARE SOME CHANGES THAT AMERICANS CAN EXPECT FROM 129 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:26,726 PASSING THE BILL >> WELL, YOU KNOW, WE USED TO BE THE NUMBER ONE, HAVE THE 130 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,695 BEST INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE WORLD. HIGHWAYS, BRIDGES, THE WHOLE 131 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:34,501 WORKS. AND NOW WE RANK NUMBER 13 IN THE WORLD. 132 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:37,737 AND THAT MAKES, IT HAS A LOT TO DO WITH QUALITY OF LIFE. IT HAS A LOT TO DO WITH WHETHER 133 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:42,042 OR NOT WE'RE GOING TO BE COMPETITIVE. FOR EXAMPLE, ONE THING IT DOES 134 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:46,179 WE'RE GOING TO REPLACE ALL THE LEAD PIPES IN AMERICA THAT ARE CAUSING PEOPLE TO GET SICK, GET 135 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:53,620 CANCER, AND KIDS TO BE ABLE TO DRINK CLEAN WATER. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT 136 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:57,357 WE HAVE EVERYWHERE IN THE COUNTRY, RURAL AND URBAN AND SUBURBAN 137 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,393 WE HAVE INTERNET CONNECTIONS BECAUSE THE WORLD IS CHANGING, AND WE'RE SO FAR BEHIND THE 138 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:04,330 CURVE. BUT THE BIG THING IT'S GOING TO DO, IS GOING TO CREATE MILLIONS 139 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,099 OF JOBS, AND IT'S GOING TO CHANGE THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR AN AWFUL LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND 140 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:10,337 THE COUNTRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 141 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:14,074 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GREAT AND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WORKING 142 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:18,078 HARD ON THE BUILD BACK BETTER PLAN >> YES 143 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,281 >> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN THIS PLAN. 144 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:25,985 IS THERE A SIMPLE WAY TO BREAK IT DOWN? >> YEAH. 145 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,754 WHAT'S IN IT IS THE ABILITY FOR WORKING CLASS AND MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE TO HAVE THE COST OF 146 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:33,259 LIVING CUT SIGNIFICANTLY FOR EXAMPLE, THERE'S MONEY IN THERE TO MAKE SURE THAT THERE 147 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:37,897 IS THE ABILITY TO CARE FOR CHILDCARE. RIGHT NOW, IF YOU'RE IN 148 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,632 NEW YORK, AND YOU'RE A MAN OR A WOMAN HAVING CHILDCARE FOR YOUR CHILDREN, YOU'RE PAYING 149 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:47,173 $21 TO $25,000 A YEAR TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT. WELL, MOST PEOPLE CAN'T DO 150 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:52,112 THAT SO PEOPLE LEAVE THE WORK FORCE THIS WILL MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE 151 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,748 TO PAY MORE THAN 7% OF YOUR INCOME SAVING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF 152 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:59,119 DOLLARS OVER TIME. WE ALSO PROVIDED AN ABILITY IN THE BUILD BACK BETTER 153 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,720 INITIATIVE, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE ABLE TO SEND YOUR THREE AND FOUR AND 154 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:07,627 FIVE-YEAR-OLDS TO SCHOOL WHICH WILL INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY THEIR CHANCE OF SCCEEDING 155 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:14,634 ALL OF THE STUDIES SHOW, JIMMY, THAT 47% BETTER CHANCE OF GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL, NO 156 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:20,106 MATTER WHAT THE BACKGROUND YOU COME FROM, NO MATTER WHAT HOME YOU COME FROM, AND TO BE ABLE 157 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:24,144 TO GO ON TO GET TO SCHOOL. AND WHAT BETTER CAN HAPPEN FOR AMERICA THAN HAVE A BETTER 158 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:28,348 EDUCATED POPULATION. >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY >> SO THERE'S A WHOLE RANGE OF 159 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,350 THINGS THAT ARE IN THERE THAT ARE GOING TO REALLY REDUCE, ESSENTIALLY, THE COST OF LIVING 160 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:37,457 FOR PEOPLE IN A REASONABLE, RATIONAL WAY AND BY THE WAY, EVERY SINGLE 161 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:43,363 BIT OF THAT BILL IS PAID FOR NO ONE MAKING LESS THAN $400,000 A YEAR WILL PAY AN 162 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:50,804 ADDITIONAL CENT IN TAXES, AS WELL AS IT WILL NOT INCREASE THE DEFICIT ONE PENNY. 163 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:54,541 >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK THIS WILL PASS THE SENATE BEFORE THE YEAR 164 00:12:54,541 --> 00:13:00,880 >> WELL, I HOPE IT WILL. I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTE RIGHT NOW TO 165 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,918 PASS IT. AND, UH -- >> Jimmy: WOW! 166 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:08,922 >> SO, IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH, BUT I THINK WE CAN GET IT DONE IF WE DON'T GET IT, I' GOING TO 167 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,491 KEEP AT IT UNTIL WE GET IT DONE >> Jimmy: I WAS AT THE KENNEDY 168 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:15,061 CENTER AND I SAW REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS IN THE CROWD EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT JOKES, 169 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:20,567 AND LISTENING TO GREAT MUSIC AND EVERYONE SEEMED CORDIAL AND NICE 170 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,635 AND I GO, "THIS SEEMS LIKE THIS SHOULD BE MUCH EASIER TO GET ALONG WITH EVERYBODY." 171 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:29,275 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, JIMMY, LOOK, THE TRUTH IS, THAT BEFORE COVID HIT, THE 172 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,077 TRUMP ARM OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY NOW, DID NOT 173 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:46,793 EVEN SHOW UP AT THE KENNEDY CENTER THEY WOULDN'T GO TO THE AWARDS 174 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,630 SO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE, THAT WE SAW AT THAT EVENT, WHICH WAS A VERY FULLSOME 175 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,599 EVENT, WERE PEOPLE WHO IN FACT ARE REPUBLICANS, BUT THERE THE KIND -- LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, A LOT 176 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:57,404 OF REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS USED TO GET REALLY ON WELL TOGETHER 177 00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:05,211 FOR EXAMPLE, ONE OF THE REASONS I WAS A LITTLE BIT LATE COMING ON, IS BECAUSE, NOT COMING ON, 178 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:12,052 BUT TO DO THE TAPING HERE, IS BECAUSE I DID BOB DOLE'S EULOGY TODAY. 179 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,221 HE ASKED ME IN HIS DEATHBED WHETHER I WOULD DO HIS EULOGY. WE WERE FRIENDS. 180 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,824 WE DISAGREED, BUT WE WERE FRIENDS. WE USED TO HAVE AN AWFUL LOT OF 181 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,592 THAT RELATIONSHIP, AND IT STILL EXISTS EXCEPT THAT THE QANON AND THE EXTREME ELEMENTS OF 182 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,361 REPUBLICAN PARTY, AND WHAT DONALD TRUMP KEEPS SORT OF, SEEMS TO ME, FEEDING, YOU KNOW, 183 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:37,544 WITH THE BIG LIE IT MAKES IT AWFUL HARD AND I THINK MOST REPUBLICANS -- 184 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:43,216 THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS THAT I THINK WOULD AGREE. 185 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:51,091 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT TO SEE YOU THERE WE GAVE YOU A STANDING OVATION 186 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,660 BECAUSE I GO, "HERE HE IS. HE'S BRINGING CLASS BACK." HE'S A CLASSY GUY, AND YOU'RE 187 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:58,398 BRINGING CLASS BACK TO THE OFFICE >> VERY KIND OF YOU. 188 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,135 >> Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING THAT YOU DID THAT. THE COVID PROBLEM. 189 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,839 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO, AND HOW TO TELL PEOPLE TO GET THE VACCINE. 190 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,908 AT THIS POINT, I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DO WHAT THEY WILL, I GUESS. 191 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,044 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY IS IT THE YOUTH THAT WE HAVE TO HOPE THE KIDS GET US OUT OF 192 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:17,417 THIS BECAUSE, I MEAN, I GOT VAXXED, I GOT BOOSTED, I GOT WHATEVER 193 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,688 YOU GOT. IF YOU WANT NO WEAR RED PANTS, I'LL WEAR RED PANTS. 194 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:26,159 I WANT THIS THING TO GO AWAY >> WELL, I THINK WE OUGHT TO HAVE MORE PEOPLE LISTEN TO YOUR 195 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,329 SONG - [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M 196 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,632 TALKING ABOUT. >> I THINK THAT WILL GET THEM MOVING 197 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:38,738 >> Jimmy: I GOTTA TO TELL YOU -- SO I HAD THIS SONG COME OUT. 198 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,908 IT WAS A MASS CHRISTMAS THIS WEEK WITH ARIANNA GRANDE AND MEGAN THEE STALLION. 199 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:45,945 AND -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 200 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,883 YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO TWEET ABOUT IT TIS THE SEASON TO GET BOOSTED. 201 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:54,921 THIS IS AMAZING THAT THE PRESIDENT DID THIS I AM SO EXCITED THAT YOU DID 202 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:58,324 THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT CHANGED EVERYTHING. 203 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:02,362 ALL THESE RADIO STATIONS WANT THE SONG NOW, THEY'RE PLAYING THE SONG. 204 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,298 YOU SAID THAT ANOTHER COMMENT, YOU SAID THE MESSAGE IS VERY IMPORTANT. 205 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:10,236 GET YOUR BOOSTER >> WELL, IT IS IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT, JIMMY. 206 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,072 LOOK, WE'RE SO FAR AHEAD OF THE REST OF THE WORLD IN TERMS OF THE SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY TO 207 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:20,280 PRODUCE THE VACCINES AND NOW WE FOUND OUT THAT THE, IF YOU HAVE YOUR TWO SHOTS FOR 208 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,115 MODERNA OR FROM PFIZER OR THE ONE SHOT FROM J&J, WHAT HAPPENS IS, THIS BOOSTER SHOT NOT ONLY 209 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,883 BRINGS THE LEVEL BACK UP OF IMMUNITY, I MEAN, TO DEAL WITH FIGHTING OFF THE VIRUS, ANY OF 210 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:41,267 THE VIRUSES. BUT IT BRINGS IT UP EXPONENTIALLY. 211 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,069 SO IF YOU WANT TO BE SURE YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY, AND THE OTHER GOOD NEWS, JIMMY, IS 212 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,804 THAT WE NOW HAVE FIVE, SIX, AND SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO ARE ABLE TO BE VACCINATED AS WELL AS 213 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:55,081 TEENAGERS. AND SO WE'RE MOVING. WE'RE MOVING 214 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,583 NOW, I DON'T, THE POLITICALIZATION OF THIS, MAKING IT BECOME A POLITICAL 215 00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:02,922 STATEMENT IF YOU GET THE SHOT AND SOMEHOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE -- ANYWAY. 216 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:13,533 [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S THE DEAL, JIMMY THE BOTTOM LINE IS, THAT THE 217 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:20,407 WAY TO AVOID THIS VIRUS IS TO GET TWO SHOTS AND THEN GET THE BOOSTER SHOT 218 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:24,878 IT'S AVAILABLE WE HAVE THE MEDICINES AVAILABLE. 219 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:29,049 IT WILL MAKE A GIGANTIC DIFFERENCE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE SO MUCH 220 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,884 ABOUT YOURSELF, THINK ABOUT YOUR KIDS, YOUR BROTHER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR CO-WORKER 221 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:36,056 AND THIS STUFF ABOUT BIDEN IS MANDATING THESE THINGS HAPPENING. 222 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:40,627 AND IT'S UNAMERICAN. LOOK AT I THIS WAY IT'S PATRIOTIC TO GET THIS 223 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:44,330 DONE NOT A JOKE IT'S PATRIOTIC TO GET IT DONE. 224 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:49,069 >> Jimmy: YEAH DO YOU, UM, HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO APPROVAL RATINGS? 225 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:59,879 >> WELL, NOT ANYMORE [ LAUGHTER ] I'M JOKING 226 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,748 I WAS PAYING ATTENTION WHEN IT WAS IN THE MID 60s WHEN IT'S IN THE MID 40s, I 227 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,350 DON'T PAY ATTENTION. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THE HONESTY, YEAH. 228 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:08,822 I MEAN, BECAUSE YOU CAME IN -- YOU CAME IN HOT. AND THEN YOU GOT TO MEDIUM, BUT 229 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:13,326 NOW YOU'RE AT A LOW. YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, RIGHT? 230 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,261 AND JUST KEEP DOING THE RIGHT THING. >> WELL, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL 231 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:19,332 I THINK THAT IT'S -- WE'VE BEEN IN LESS THAN A YEAR. A LOT HAS HAPPENED 232 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:23,903 AND LOOK, PEOPLE ARE AFRAID. PEOPLE ARE WORRIED AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING SO MUCH 233 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:32,112 INACCURATE INFORMATION TO THEM I DON'T MEAN ABOUT ME BUT ABOUT THE SITUATION. 234 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:39,753 AND SO, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE BEING TOLD THAT, YOU KNOW, ARMAGEDDON IS ON THE WAY. 235 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:43,156 THE TRUTH IS, THE ECONOMY IS GROWING MORE THAN IT HAS AT ANY TIME IN CLOSE TO 60 YEARS. 236 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,860 THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS DOWN TO 4.2%. AND IT'S GOING TO GO LOWER, IN 237 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,696 MY VIEW. WE DO HAVE INFLATION ON THINGS THAT IN FACT MATTER TO PEOPLE'S 238 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:54,434 LIVES. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SHOW UP AT A GAS STATION AND IT IS 239 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,136 $3.50 AT YOUR PUMP, ALTHOUGH NOW BECAUSE I TOOK 50 MILLION BARRELS, I CALLED THE OIL 240 00:18:56,136 --> 00:19:08,014 PETROLEUM RESERVE. GASOLINE IS DOWN BELOW $3 IN MANY PLACES. 241 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:12,118 IT'S GOING TO COME DOWN. IT'S GOING TO MOVE BUT IN THE MEANTIME, PEOPLE ARE 242 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:15,188 WORRIED. AND THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THEY HAVE A 243 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:20,326 A BROTHER, A SISTER, UNCLE, AUNT WHO HAS GOTTEN COVID. AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 244 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:24,798 ABOUT IT I MEAN, SO THERE IS A LOT OF ANXIETY. 245 00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:28,034 AND MY JOB IS TO BE STRAIGHTFORWARD, SHOOT FROM THE SHOULDER 246 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:31,371 LET PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE TRUTH IS AND LAY OUT HOW I'M GOING TO 247 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:35,175 TRY TO MAKE LIFE BETTER FOR THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH 248 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:41,715 DOES ANYONE REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW HARD YOUR JOB IS LOOK, WHO, I MEAN -- BESIDES MY 249 00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:43,283 UNCLE, APPARENTLY, WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING HE KNOWS EVERYTHING. 250 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:49,289 BUT I MEAN - >> WELL, SEND HIM OVER [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:53,059 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO THIS GUY [ LAUGHTER ] 252 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:57,497 BUT I MEAN, JUST BEING IN D.C. THE OTHER DAY, AND DRIVING AROUND, YOU SEE ALL THESE GIANT 253 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,333 BUILDINGS. AND YOU JUST -- YOU FEEL KIND OF NERVOUS 254 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,035 AND YOU FEEL LIKE -- I FEEL IMPORTANT WHEN I'M THERE, BUT YOU'RE THE LEADER OF OUR 255 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:06,773 COUNTRY. I MEAN, THE PRESSURE AND THEN YOU HAVE TO DO 256 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:13,213 20 EVENTS DURING THE DAY THAT WE DON'T EVEN SEE. >> WELL, LOOK, I WAS VICE 257 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,249 PRESIDENT FOR EIGHT YEARS. I KNEW WHAT THE JOB WAS, AND I DON'T -- NO ONE SHOULD FEEL 258 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,019 SORRY FOR ME IT IS THE GREATEST HONOR ANYBODY CAN HAVE IN THEIR WHOLE 259 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:23,823 LIFE, IN MY VIEW, IS TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES BUT WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS -- 260 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,625 THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT WHEN YOU'RE IN CONGRESS, AND I HAD IMPORTANT JOBS IN THE CONGRESS, 261 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:36,102 AS A SENATOR, I WAS CHAIRMAN OF IMPORTANT COMMITTEES BUT BEING PRESIDENT IS LIKE 262 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,638 BEING CHAIRMAN OF EVERY SINGLE COMMITTEE. NOTHING GETS TO MY DESK UNLESS 263 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:44,611 IT HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO BE SOLVED BEFORE IT GOT TO MY DESK 264 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:51,918 SO BY DEFINITION, IT IS MORE DIFFICULT. HARRY TRUMAN HAD A GREAT LINE. 265 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:57,057 HE SAID ABOUT BEING PRESIDENT. HE SAID, "THE BUCK STOPS HERE. I USED TO BE, I KID WITH 266 00:20:57,057 --> 00:20:58,925 BARRACK, PRESIDENT OBAMA, WHO WAS A GOOD FRIEND AND WE SERVED EIGHT YEARS AS FRIENDS 267 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:04,931 TOGETHER I USED TO SAY TO HIM -- INSTEAD OF HIM THANKING ME, I GOT TO BE 268 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,768 THE LAST GUY IN THE ROOM TO GIVE HIM ADVICE. THAT WAS THE DEAL WE HAD 269 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,171 AND HE'D THANK ME, AND I GET TO WALK OUT AND SAY LOOK, "I GIVE THE ADVICE 270 00:21:11,171 --> 00:21:17,510 YOU'VE TO MAKE THE DECISION. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND, YOU KNOW, WHAT HAPPENS 271 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,880 IS GOING TO BE ON YOU. BUT THAT'S PART OF THE DEAL. BUT LOOK, I HAVE ENORMOUS 272 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:28,922 CONFIDENCE -- YOU'RE GOING TO REALIZE WHAT A NAIVE GUY I AM. BUT I REALLY HAVE FAITH AT THE 273 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:32,158 END OF THE DAY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET IT THEY UNDERSTAND. 274 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:38,098 THEY UNDERSTAND. GIVEN HALF A SHOT, THEY HAVE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER LET THE 275 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:41,868 COUNTRY DOWN WE'VE JUST TO GIVE THEM A SHOT >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 276 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:45,472 MORE WITH PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 277 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,108 THIS IS GREAT. I AGREE. THANK YOU. 278 00:21:48,108 --> 00:22:02,722 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 279 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:08,962 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN IS JOINING US PRESIDENT BIDEN, WHAT DID IT 280 00:22:08,962 --> 00:22:13,066 FEEL LIKE THE FIRST TIME YOU WALKED INTO THE WHITE HOUSE AS PRESIDENT? 281 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:18,238 WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICED? >> WHAT I DID NOTICE IS THAT -- 282 00:22:18,238 --> 00:22:25,779 THERE IS A SENSE THAT YOU REALIZE IT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE. IT'S THE PEOPLE'S HOUSE. 283 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:29,816 AND THAT SOUNDS CORNY, IT'S THE PEOPLE'S HOUSE BUT YOU REALIZE THAT THAT'S THE 284 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,552 CASE AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I FIND, JIMMY, AND I THINK YOU 285 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:36,489 REALLY WOULD ASSOCIATE WITH THIS JILL AND I, WE COME FROM MIDDLE 286 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:41,294 CLASS BACKGROUNDS. WE BOTH ARE COLLEGE GRADUATES. WE WORKED LIKE HELL. 287 00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:46,433 WE HAD FATHERS THAT DIDN'T GO -- ANYWAY, THE END RESULT WAS THAT WE'RE NOT USED TO 288 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:56,509 PEOPLE WAITING ON US AND SO IN THE WHITE HOUSE, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMEBODY TO MAKE 289 00:22:56,509 --> 00:23:01,548 YOUR BREAKFAST OR SOMEONE TO PACK YOUR CLOTHES OR SOMEONE TO CARRY YOUR BAGS. 290 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,516 WE NOW HAVE A DEAL, AND THEY'RE GREAT, THE GUYS WHO RUN THE KITCHEN ON THE SECOND FLOOR, IS 291 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:07,554 WE DON'T HAVE THEM COME IN TO DO BREAKFAST FOR US, BECAUSE THERE'S NO NEED FOR THEM TO 292 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:15,862 HAVE TO DO BREAKFAST FOR US. WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN EGGS OR YOU KNOW, POUR A BOWL OF - 293 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,598 >> Jimmy: YOU MAKE YOUR OWN EGGS >> CEREAL. 294 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:24,170 WELL, I DON'T. JILL DOES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 295 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,874 I'LL TELL YOU A TRUE STORY WHEN I WAS -- WHEN JILL WAS GOING TO GRADUATE SCHOOL, WHICH 296 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,843 WAS HER WHOLE LIFE, IT SEEMED, WHEN I WAS A SENATOR, I'D GET HOME REAL QUICKLY AND SHE'D -- 297 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:38,918 WE WOULD TRADE-OFF, AND I -- MY YOUNG DAUGHTER WOULD BE THERE. AND I'D -- AND SHE'D TAKE OFF 298 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:44,958 FOR SCHOOL NIGHT SCHOOL ANYWAY, TO MAKE A LONG STORY 299 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:47,427 SHORT, MY DAUGHTER WAS BEING INTERVIEWED WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT, I DON'T KNOW, 9, 10 YEARS OLD. 300 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:52,899 THEY SAID, "CAN YOUR DADDY COOK FOR YOU? SHE SAID, "MY DADDY CAN'T DO 301 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,435 MUCH HE CAN BOIL WATER AND MAKE PASGHETTI, HE CAN'T DO MUCH 302 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,705 ELSE." [ LAUGHTER ] AND GUESS WHAT, SHE'S RIGHT. 303 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:02,709 SHE'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IF WE TALK AGAIN, I CHECK IN WITH YOU THIS TIME 304 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,144 NEXT YEAR, WHAT DO YOU HOPE WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT? 305 00:24:04,144 --> 00:24:11,384 >> I HOPE WE'RE BE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE'VE GOTTEN COVID MORE UNDER CONTROL 306 00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:17,190 I HOPE WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE HAVE ACTUALLY REDUCED THE BURDEN ON 307 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:22,328 MIDDLE CLASS FOLKS FINANCIALLY, THAT SALARIES CONTINUE TO GO UP 308 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:24,064 I HOPE WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT STILL GOING DOWN 309 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:27,901 I HOPE WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT INFLATION BEING UNDER CONTROL. 310 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:33,473 AND -- BUT THE OTHER THING, JIMMY. I REALLY HOPE THAT WE'RE GOING 311 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,843 TO BE ABLE TO DEMONSTRATE THAT WE MADE WORLDWIDE PROGRESS ON THE ENVIRONMENT, BECAUSE I 312 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:44,284 THINK IT'S A CRITICAL THING. AND PRAY GOD, PRAY GOD, WE WILL HAVE PASSED THE JOHN LEWIS ACT 313 00:24:44,284 --> 00:24:49,089 AND THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT. BECAUSE WHAT'S GOING ON NOW IN ABOUT 30 STATES IS LITERALLY 314 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:52,425 UNAMERICAN IT'S ABOUT TRYING TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM VOTING RATHER THAN 315 00:24:52,425 --> 00:25:00,367 ALLOWING THEM TO VOTE. SO THERE'S A FULL PLATE, BUT I THINK WE CAN DO IT 316 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:03,103 I'M OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE AND I'M OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THIS COUNTRY. 317 00:25:03,103 --> 00:25:07,474 WE ARE, AS I TOLD EVERYBODY, INCLUDING EVERYONE FROM A LEADER OF CHINA TO RUSSIA AND 318 00:25:07,474 --> 00:25:17,417 EVERYONE ELSE THAT I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY WHO WOULDN'T TRADE PLACES 319 00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:19,919 A WORLD LEADER WOULDN'T TRADE PLACES WITH MY JOB VERSUS THEIRS 320 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:23,623 BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE AVAILABLE TO US. WE HAVE MORE CAPACITY. 321 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:27,794 WE HAVE MORE SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY AND DECENCY I THINK THAN ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. 322 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:31,431 AND SO I THINK THE SKY IS THE LIMIT IS WHAT WE CAN DO IN THE SECOND QUARTER OF THE 323 00:25:31,431 --> 00:25:38,838 21st CENTURY >> Jimmy: BEFORE YOU GO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 324 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:42,509 I HOPE THAT AS WELL. I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT AN HONOR IT IS TO HAVE YOU ON THE 325 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:46,846 SHOW TONIGHT I'M A VERY PROUD AMERICAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 326 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:50,950 HERE, AND IF YOU EVER NEED ME FOR ANYTHING, DON'T HESITATE I AM THERE FOR YOU 327 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:54,487 I AM THERE FOR YOU >> WELL, JIMMY, MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO COME DOWN AND HAVE DINNER 328 00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:59,826 WITH ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WILL -- I'M COMING 329 00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:03,329 I'M COMING RIGHT NOW ALL RIGHT. PRESIDENT BIDEN, EVERYBODY 330 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,398 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 331 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:23,650 BE RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 332 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:28,355 >> Jimmy: HOW GREAT WAS THAT UNBELIEVABLE WELCOME BACK 333 00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:30,757 YOU GUYS, TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF 334 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,726 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME E-MAILS AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU 335 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:35,695 NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT 336 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,664 BEHIND TODAY SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY 337 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:43,103 THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT COOL WITH YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 338 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,871 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 339 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:50,543 * [ LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT A SECRET 340 00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:51,978 OR SOMETHING >> Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:59,252 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS, BECAUSE THE ONLY 342 00:26:59,252 --> 00:27:03,323 THING BETTER THAN GETTING SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS IS GETTING THEM INSIDE AN EVEN BIGGER SOCK 343 00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:08,695 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, A SOCK 344 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:12,298 >> Steve: A SOCK >> Jimmy: HOW META [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 345 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,502 * THANK YOU, SEEING MY OWN BREATH WHEN IT'S COLD, FOR BEING THE 346 00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:19,506 CLOSEST I'LL EVER COME TO DOING VAPE TRICKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:27,047 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, TRACKING PACKAGES 348 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:30,050 ONLINE, FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT U.P.S., FEDEX, AND THE POST OFFICE STILL HAVE NOTHING 349 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:35,088 ON DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT THING WORKS 350 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:46,066 THAT THING WORKS >> Steve: DING DONG! * 351 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:48,134 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREES, OR AS THE REST OF THE PLANTS IN YOUR HOUSE PUT 352 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:56,910 IT, "UM, WHO IS SHE? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 353 00:27:56,910 --> 00:27:58,578 THANK YOU, LICKING A CANDY CANE INTO A POINTY EDGE, FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M IN 354 00:27:58,578 --> 00:28:16,262 A NORTH POLE PRISON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HERBIE 355 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,765 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GETTING HERBIE OUT OF HERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 356 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:20,266 * THANK YOU, HOLIDAY FAMILY NEWSLETTERS, FOR BASICALLY 357 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,935 BEING YOUR AUNT'S WAY OF SAYING, "HERE'S ALL THE STUFF YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN ME POST 358 00:28:21,935 --> 00:28:28,808 THIS YEAR IF YOU HADN'T MUTED ME ON FACEBOOK." [ LAUGHTER ] 359 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:30,443 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH >> Steve: OH 360 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:35,815 WOW! 7.5. [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:39,953 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PAPER SNOWFLAKES, FOR TURNING 362 00:28:39,953 --> 00:28:41,921 DOCUMENT SHREDDING INTO A FAMILY ACTIVITY. [ APPLAUSE ] 363 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:48,928 "LET'S TAKE DADDY'S TAXES, MAKE IT INTO A SNOWFLAKE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 364 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,697 >> Steve: SNOWFLAKE. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 365 00:28:50,697 --> 00:28:53,967 GINGERBREAD MAN, FOR SOMEHOW BEING OKAY LIVING IN A HOUSE THAT'S MADE OUT OF YOU 366 00:28:53,967 --> 00:28:57,237 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE WE HAVE IT, EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. 367 00:28:57,237 --> 00:29:00,306 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 368 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:21,327 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 369 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:25,932 TONIGHT SHOW." WELL, GUYS, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NFL SEASON, AND THIS 370 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,535 SUNDAY NIGHT'S GAME IS THE CHICAGO BEARS FACING OFF AGAINST THE GREEN BAY PACKERS. 371 00:29:28,535 --> 00:29:31,271 YEAH [ CHEERS ] NOW, YOU KNOW AT THE END OF 372 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:37,310 EVERY SEASON THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER 373 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:39,813 BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS DURING THE SEASON. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 374 00:29:39,813 --> 00:29:41,715 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 375 00:29:41,715 --> 00:29:41,748 SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 376 00:29:42,682 --> 00:29:46,252 * * TONIGHT NIGHT SUPERLATIVES * 377 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:51,291 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS FROM THE BEARS NEXT UP IN THE BEARS IS 378 00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:55,328 RYAN NALL. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO REACT TO THE BIRTH OF HIS CHILD 379 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,397 BY SAYING, "NOICE! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NOICE! 380 00:29:57,397 --> 00:30:00,900 POUND IT [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP FROM THE BEARS IS 381 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:05,372 PAT O'DONNELL. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE A ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOT THAT 382 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:11,177 JUST LOST. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FOR THE BEARS IS 383 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:17,317 CASSIUS MARSH SR HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO GET SUED BY TOP RAMEN FOR COPYRIGHT 384 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:23,189 INFRINGEMENT [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT UP FROM THE PACKERS IS 385 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:27,460 TYLER LANCASTER. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE A ST. PATRICK'S DAY VERSION OF 386 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:32,932 ELF ON THE SHELF [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP IN THE PACKERS IS 387 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:37,637 COREY BOJORQUEZ. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE STANDING OUTSIDE A LIQUOR STORE 388 00:30:37,637 --> 00:30:44,077 WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BUY HIM A SIX PACK OF WINE COOLERS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 389 00:30:44,077 --> 00:30:47,580 NEXT UP FROM THE BEARS IS MARGUS HUNT. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 390 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:53,586 DECORATE HIS CHRISTMAS TREE WITH OLD TACO BELL RECEIPTS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 391 00:30:53,586 --> 00:30:57,123 NEXT UP FROM THE PACKERS IS KRYS BARNES. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 392 00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:03,096 RESPOND TO ANYTHING YOU SAY WITH, "ALL RIGHT NOW." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 393 00:31:03,096 --> 00:31:05,799 ALL RIGHT NOW. ALL RIGHT NOW. NEXT FROM THE PACKERS IS 394 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:10,437 ROYCE NEWMAN HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO ASK HIS BARBER FOR THE "MEETING 395 00:31:10,437 --> 00:31:12,706 YOUR PARENTS IN THE FRONT, PARTING WITH YOUR COUSINS IN THE BACK." 396 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:20,080 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, FROM THE PACKERS IS AARON RODGERS 397 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,781 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO MISS THE DAYS WHEN HE WAS TRENDING ON TWITTER FOR HOSTING 398 00:31:21,781 --> 00:31:26,386 "JEOPARDY. THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. 399 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:29,456 JODIE TURNER-SMITH JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 400 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:49,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 401 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:54,180 A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS AND THE STAR OF "ANNE BOLEYN" ON AMC PLUS 402 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:57,183 EPISODE ONE IS STREAMING NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME JODIE TURNER-SMITH 403 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:57,217 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME JODIE TURNER-SMITH 404 00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:13,967 * * 405 00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:17,070 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GORGEOUS. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL >> THANK YOU 406 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:20,440 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. PLEASE -- WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 407 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,143 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW 408 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:27,213 >> I KNOW! >> Jimmy: BUT IT -- >> FINALLY 409 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:29,082 >> Jimmy: YOU DO A FUNNY THING I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY, "YOU DID. 410 00:32:29,082 --> 00:32:34,087 YOU DO A FUNNY THING YOU KEEP BUYING SWAG OF YOUR HUSBAND WHEN HE WAS PACEY. 411 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:39,759 YOU BUY SHIRTS AND WEAR THEM AROUND THE HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:43,997 AND I LOVE THAT YOU DO IT. BUT YOU ALSO WEAR HIS -- HIS JERSEY TOO FROM -- IS THAT -- 413 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:48,001 YEAH, FROM "MIGHTY DUCKS." [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, DOES HE GET -- DOES HE 414 00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:51,671 LAUGH ABOUT IT OR IS HE LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 415 00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:54,207 >> WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS THAT FIRST PICTURE THAT YOU JUST -- SHOWED 416 00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:57,577 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT HE EVER SAW WHAT I HAD DONE. 417 00:32:57,577 --> 00:33:00,914 SO I -- I BOUGHT THIS SHIRT. I JUST -- I LOVE GOING ON AMAZON AND FINDING THINGS THAT 418 00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:04,684 MIGHT POSSIBLY EMBARRASS HIM BUT ALSO THAT HE SECRETLY LOVES. 419 00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:09,823 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME. SO, LIKE, IF YOU SEE HIS FACE, 420 00:33:09,823 --> 00:33:12,058 LIKE, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE, HE'S SO EMBARRASSED BUT HE'S ALSO LOVING IT 421 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:16,496 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE DOES. HE IS DOING BOTH 422 00:33:16,496 --> 00:33:18,331 HE'S EMBARRASSED BUT ALSO LIKE, "THIS IS COOL. >> YEAH, I JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS 423 00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:21,201 WITH IT ON AND THEN HE'S LIKE, "ARE YOU -- IS THAT -- AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH. 424 00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:24,070 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I ALSO HEARD THAT 425 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:25,872 YOU -- YOU TAKE -- YOU TAKE HIS SWAG WHEN HE -- WHEN HE WAS ON OUR SHOW, WE GAVE A MUG AND 426 00:33:25,872 --> 00:33:32,145 A T-SHIRT AND -- >> THE WHOLE THING IS THAT I ALWAYS STEAL MY HUSBAND'S SWAG 427 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:34,414 BUT THE THING IS JIMMY IS NOW I HAVE ALL THAT STUFF THAT YOU GAVE HIM 428 00:33:34,414 --> 00:33:37,417 >> Jimmy: YOU NEED MORE. >> SO NOW THAT I'M HERE, I JUST NEED YOU TO REALLY BRING THE 429 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:41,855 LEVEL UP FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 430 00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:44,491 I MEAN, OPRAH GIVES OUT CARS, SO IS THERE A -- [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:48,862 WHAT'S UNDER MY CHAIR? >> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW I -- 432 00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:51,798 >> JIMMY JIMMY, THIS IS -- >> Jimmy: THERE'S A MASK 433 00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:54,100 >> NO, JIMMY -- >> Jimmy: UNUSED >> JIMMY, THAT'S NOT GOOD 434 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,302 ENOUGH COME ON. >> Jimmy: HOW ABOUT THIS 435 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:59,172 HOW ABOUT A TOTE BAG >> NO, I HAVE THAT BAG [ AUDIENCE OOHS 436 00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:01,207 I HAVE THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THAT? >> YOU GAVE THAT TO JOSH, OKAY 437 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,076 >> Jimmy: OH >> COME ON >> Jimmy: OH, I HAVE SOMETHING 438 00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:08,648 THAT I DID NOT GIVE TO JOSH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS HOW ABOUT A SOUND SWEATSHIRT 439 00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:10,717 YOU COULD -- YOU COULD ROCK THIS >> THIS -- THIS IS WARMER. 440 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,687 GETTING WARMER BUT I FEEL LIKE IT NEEDS -- I'M TALKING ABOUT SPARKLY, SHINY -- 441 00:34:13,687 --> 00:34:16,723 LOOK, OPRAH GIVES OUT REALLY EXPENSIVE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT OPRAH IS 442 00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:19,893 NOT ON TV THAT MUCH ANYMORE. >> OPRAH JUST GOT REALLY GOOD. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES SPECIALS. 443 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:25,265 >> JIMMY, JIMMY -- OH, THAT'S ACTUALLY TERRIFYING [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:28,068 BY MY DAUGHTER MIGHT ENJOY IT. >> Jimmy: I'LL GET YOU - >> OKAY. 445 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:32,138 [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: ACT -- ACT LIKE YOU 446 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:36,743 LOVE IT, PLEASE. >> THANK YOU SO. [ LAUGHTER ] 447 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:40,347 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON "ANNE BOLEYN." >> THANK YOU 448 00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:42,148 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING GREAT REVIEWS. YOU ARE DOING -- I MEAN, THIS 449 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:44,617 IS A BIG DEAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. 450 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:47,220 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S ON AMC PLUS IS THIS INTIMIDATING TO TAKE ON 451 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:55,528 A -- A REAL PERSON >> I WAS SO, LIKE, READY TO TELL THE STORY ABOUT MOTHERING 452 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:57,197 AND I -- AND SO I GOT REALLY EXCITED ABOUT, KIND OF, THIS IDEA OF THIS WOMAN WHO 453 00:34:57,197 --> 00:35:00,467 REALLY -- I MEAN, IT'S A MOTHER STORY. SHE WAS TRYING TO [ BLEEP ] 454 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:06,039 SURVIVE IN HER TIME WITH THE BEST ABILITIES THAT SHE COULD. >> Jimmy: YEAH 455 00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:10,176 >> THAT WOMEN WERE ALLOWED TO. AND -- AND, YOU KNOW, MAKE WOMEN HAVE A SEAT AT THE TABLE 456 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:13,179 AND -- AND REALLY -- I MEAN, SHE WAS A [ BLEEP ] DISRUPTOR. THAT'S WHAT'S SO AMAZING ABOUT 457 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:16,516 HER. AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "YES. I GET IT 458 00:35:16,516 --> 00:35:19,252 I'M AN OUTSIDER. I'M A DISRUPTOR. LIKE, "YEAH. 459 00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:21,054 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SAY THE "F" WORD ON OUR SHOW >> OH. 460 00:35:21,054 --> 00:35:26,159 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE, WE'RE NOT -- WE'RE ON TELEVISION. 461 00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:29,529 >> I'M SORRY, THAT WAS NOT -- OF ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:32,799 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS BADASS. AND I, KIND OF, LOVE TO HEAR 463 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:35,101 IT >> I'M A MOTHER. I DON'T USE THOSE WORDS. 464 00:35:35,101 --> 00:35:37,303 I'M A MOTHER >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. 465 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,706 YES. I THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ON MY SHOW 466 00:35:39,706 --> 00:35:42,075 THAT'S THE DEAL. I JUST LOVE HAVING YOU ON HERE THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY 467 00:35:42,075 --> 00:35:44,077 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S JODIE TURNER-SMITH IN 468 00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:47,981 "ANNE BOLEYN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 469 00:35:49,716 --> 00:35:56,222 >> PERFECTLY FINE. JUST STOP FUSSING. >> SHALL I COME TO YOUR 470 00:35:56,222 --> 00:36:04,497 CHAMBERS LATER >> I WANT TO BE THE POINT. UNTIL OUR BOY IS BORN, YOU HAVE 471 00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:08,435 BUT ONE JOB. CONCENTRATE ON THAT IF YOU'RE SO CONCERNED WITH BEING A GOOD 472 00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:24,851 WIFE >> Jimmy: JODIE TURNER-SMITH, EVERYBODY. 473 00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:27,220 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SERIES PREMIERE OF "ANNE BOLEYN" IS STREAMING NOW ON AMC 474 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:31,725 PLUS NEW EPISODES COME OUT EVERY THURSDAY 475 00:36:31,725 --> 00:36:34,794 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM RICK ROSS FEATURING JAZMINE SULLIVAN 476 00:36:34,794 --> 00:36:59,119 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 477 00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:02,822 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "OUTLAWZ" FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "RICHER THAN I EVER BEEN," GIVE IT UP FOR 478 00:37:02,822 --> 00:37:07,060 RICK ROSS FEATURING JAZMINE SULLIVAN 479 00:37:08,028 --> 00:37:13,667 * * YOU HAVE THE GU I'LL TAKE THE WHEE 480 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:16,936 IF YOU SAY G YOU KNOW I WILL * * AND THOUGH THIS LOV 481 00:37:16,936 --> 00:37:23,043 HAS ITS FLAW WE'RE FOREVER OUTLAWS * * YOU MESSED AROUND 482 00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:28,748 BUT I FORGAVE YA WHY DO THEY STIL WANT ME TO HATE YOU * 483 00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:32,686 * 'CAUSE IF I'M CHOOSIN TO FORGET IT WHY CAN'T THEY JUS 484 00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:39,793 MIND THEY BUSINESS * * 'CAUSE I'M STUC STUCK LIKE GLU 485 00:37:39,793 --> 00:37:48,635 'CAUSE I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T STOP LOVIN' YOU * * I WANNA SEE MY HOMIES 486 00:37:48,635 --> 00:37:53,773 ON THE MOUNTAIN TOPS THEM BOYS ONLY BALLIN' WHEN THEY ALBUMS DROP * 487 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:57,377 * I GOT A LINE OF CAR WRAPPIN' 'ROUND THE BLOCK * * AND LIVIN' BETTER 488 00:37:57,377 --> 00:38:02,716 THAN THESE RAPPERS RAPPIN' 'ROUND THE BLOCK * * I BUILT A GOLF COURSE 489 00:38:02,716 --> 00:38:06,219 AND A CAR PORCH * * SINCE EVERYBODY ASKIN WHERE YOUR CARS GOIN' * 490 00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:10,824 * MOZZARELL NOW IT'S ONLY TALL CHEDDAR * * MOST DOPE BOY 491 00:38:10,824 --> 00:38:14,661 BEEN A PALLBEARER * * PACKAGE THE PRODUCT THEN YOU PICK IT U 492 00:38:14,661 --> 00:38:17,931 BACK IN BAHAMAS * * TALKIN' THEM DOLLAR HOW I TOUCH IT 493 00:38:17,931 --> 00:38:22,836 COME OFF AS A PROFIT * * YOU LEAVE YA PISTOL HOM THEN YOU'RE OWN YOUR OWN * 494 00:38:22,836 --> 00:38:26,239 * 'CAUSE LIL ON WHEN IT'S ON THEY GON' DO YA WRONG * 495 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,944 * SEE YOU NODDIN' OFF ON THAT FENTANYL * * IF YOU'RE NOT A BOS 496 00:38:30,944 --> 00:38:35,749 BOY DON'T GET INVOLVED * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU MESSED AROUND 497 00:38:35,749 --> 00:38:40,553 BUT I FORGAVE YA WHY DO THEY STIL WANT ME TO HATE YOU * 498 00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:44,691 * 'CAUSE IF I'M CHOOSIN TO FORGET IT WHY CAN'T THEY JUS 499 00:38:44,691 --> 00:38:52,265 MIND THEY BUSINESS * * 'CAUSE I'M STUC STUCK LIKE GLU 500 00:38:52,265 --> 00:39:00,573 'CAUSE I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T STOP LOVIN' YOU * * THEY CALLIN' IT PANDEMI 501 00:39:00,573 --> 00:39:06,346 WHEN IT'S REALLY LIF THE ONLY WAY T SEPARATE THE MEN AND MICE * 502 00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:10,517 * UNTIL YOU SEEM SUCCESSFUL YOU CONSIDERED ROGUISH THAT'S WHY YOU SEEN THAT BOY 503 00:39:10,517 --> 00:39:16,022 PULL UP IN A LOTUS * * HE GOT THE 40 ON HI UP AGAINST HIS COLON * 504 00:39:16,022 --> 00:39:20,126 * STANDIN' IN THE CLU AND KNOW THEM BOYS ROLLIN' * * WE ALL GOT A PURPOS 505 00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:25,699 AND MY PEOPLE SERVIN' * * WE ALL GOT SOME WORK IN AND I'M SPEAKIN' MURDERS * 506 00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:30,036 * STILL BE COUNTIN' MONEY UNTIL MY FINGERS PURPL PRAYIN' FOR YOUR MOTHE 507 00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:34,674 BUT'LL STILL HURT YA * * SMOKIN' ON A BAG THAT I GOT FROM BERNE 508 00:39:34,674 --> 00:39:39,679 THE BOTTLES ALL BLAC AND YOU KNOW THEY EARN IT * * SOLDIERS WAVIN' FLAGS 509 00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:48,655 WHEN THEY SEE THE COLONEL * * YOU KNOW INSIDIOU WHEN YOU SEE IT'S BURNIN' * 510 00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:51,825 * YOU MESSED AROUND BUT I FORGAVE YA WHY DO THEY STIL 511 00:39:51,825 --> 00:39:57,197 WANT ME TO HATE YOU * * 'CAUSE IF I'M CHOOSIN TO FORGET IT 512 00:39:57,197 --> 00:40:01,668 WHY CAN'T THEY JUS MIND THEY BUSINESS * * 'CAUSE I'M STUC 513 00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:11,378 STUCK LIKE GLU 'CAUSE I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T STOP LOVIN' YOU * 514 00:40:11,378 --> 00:40:27,560 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 515 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:33,566 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. YO THAT'S RICK ROSS RIGHT THERE 516 00:40:33,566 --> 00:40:37,637 JAZMINE SULLVAN! "RICHER THAN I EVER BEEN" IS OUT NOW. 517 00:40:37,637 --> 00:40:42,108 MY THANKS TO PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, JODIE TURNER SMITH, RICK ROSS! 518 00:40:42,108 --> 00:40:48,882 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAZMINE SULLIVAN AND THE ROOTS OVER THERE FROM 519 00:40:48,882 --> 00:40:52,719 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 520 00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,021 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 521 00:40:55,021 --> 00:41:24,317 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *