>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON,
YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, MUSICAL GUEST, MILEY CYRUS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1568 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, THIS IS VERY EXCITING.
"TIME" MAGAZINE NAMED OUR GOOD FRIEND, OLIVIA RODRIGO, THE 2021 ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW FOR ALL THE OLIVIA RODRIGO FANS OUT THERE, "TIME" MAGAZINE
IS FOR -- [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO GOT THEIR
DRIVER'S LICENSE 50 YEARS AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS
TODAY, THE NEW "SEX AND THE CITY" SERIES PREMIERED ON HBO MAX.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, NETFLIX JUST RELEASED A TRUE CRIME
DOCUMENTARY CALLED "WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMANTHA?" [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT CARRIE, MIRANDA AND CHARLOTTE ARE BACK
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, SAMANTHA IS NOT THERE BECAUSE OF SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES
[ LAUGHTER ] THE FIRST EPISODE ADDRESSED THE PANDEMIC AND YOU CAN TELL IT
HAD AN EFFECT ON CARRIE. BECAUSE NOW IN HER SHOE CLOSET, JUST FILLED WITH CROCS
[ LAUGHTER ] SO MUCH HAS CHANGED SINCE THE SHOW'S FIRST RUN BETWEEN THE
FINALE AND NOW MICHAEL STRAHAN WENT FROM FOOTBALL PLAYER TO ASTRONAUT
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] OH, AND GET THIS GUYS.
YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? TINDER IS ROLLING OUT A NEW FEATURE THAT WILL LET YOU HEAR
SOMEONE'S ANTHEM SONG BEFORE YOU SWIPE LEFT OR RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU BEST. SO A LITTLE CONCERNING WHEN YOU
HEAR -
*
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SONG, THEN
YOU'LL BE SWIPING -- * TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, WOMEN ARE LIKE, "YEAH, THIS IS GREAT, BUT I'D RATHER
HEAR WHY HE'S 40 AND STILL LIVING AT HOME." [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, I SAW THAT A MAN IN LONDON IS SELLING AN UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER MADE FROM
SILK, GOLD THREAD, DIAMONDS AND CRYSTALS FOR ABOUT $40,000 HERE IT IS
HERE'S A PHOTO OF IT YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, USUALLY IF YOU'RE SPENDING 40,000 ON SOMETHING, YOU DON'T WANT IT TO HAVE THE
WORD, "UGLY," IN THE TITLE, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE, "HERE'S MY UGLY FERRARI. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S THE ONLY THING WORTH 40 GRAND THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYONE STEALING.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT ACTUALLY TOOK THE GUY 3,000 HOURS TO MAKE.
YEP. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DECIDE IF THE SWEATER IS A BIGGER WASTE
OF TIME OR MONEY [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ THAT NEW YORK CITY
POSTAL WORKERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF STEALING CREDIT CARDS FROM THE MAIL AND
SPENDING NEARLY A MILLION DOLLARS ON LUXURY ITEMS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE MAILMAN TIPPED ME FOR CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS GOING -- I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN MY MAILMAN SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE WEARING A
A JETPACK AND THAT UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER. THERE YOU GO
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IS SUING HEINEKEN BECAUSE SHE SAYS THEIR
ALCOHOL-FREE BEER CONTAINS .03% ALCOHOL. YEP.
SHE WAS LIKE, "I DRANK 200 OF THESE AND -- [ LAUGHTER ]
TOTALLY EMBARRASSED MYSELF AT WORK." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* * >> Jimmy: GUYS, WE HAVE A BIG
ANNOUNCEMENT FOR TOMORROW NIGHT'S SHOW THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES JOINS ME FOR HIS LATE NIGHT APPEARANCE SINCE TAKING OFFICE.
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN IS ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TOMORROW NIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW BUT FIRST WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT THEY ARE THE HOST OF "MILEY'S
NEW YEARS EVE PARTY," HOSTED BY MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON, WHICH AIRS LIVE STARTING AT
10:30 P.M. NEW YEAR'S EVE ON NBC AND PEACOCK. MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON
ARE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I LOVE BOTH OF THEM.
>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO THEM. AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW,
MILEY IS PERFORMING WITH THE ROOTS. YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SPECIAL SONG FOR US. I LOVE THEM.
PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS," WHICH IS IN
THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX DECEMBER 22nd. YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IS HERE
TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOT A CHOOSE
HE'S AWESOME IT'S GREAT GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY SEVEN
SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THAT BELOVED
"TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS."
HERE WE GO
* 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMA
SWEATERS 7 DAYS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN ICONIC
CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS" CABINET.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M NOT SAYING IT'S WORTH $40,000, BUT IT'S PRETTY
AWESOME. SINCE THERE ARE SEVEN SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER
SEVEN. YOU READY FOR THIS PAL >> I'M READY
>> Jimmy: GOOD [ DRUM ROLL OH, NO, WOW!
OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ APPLAUSE ] OH, WOW! OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, THAT ONE
[ LAUGHTER ] IS THERE SOMETHING ON THE BACK >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH, ANOTHER ONE. ANOTHER LITTLE SCARY SOMETHING --
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AT LEAST HE'S HAPPY. ALL RIGHT, AT LEAST HE'S HAPPY
[ APPLAUSE ] NOW LETS SEE WHO IS GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE SWEATER IF YOU GET IT
[ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE, LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER, PLEASE
IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL,
PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL HERE WE GO
SEAT NUMBER 126. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
THERE YOU GO, COME ON DOWN * HI, WELCOME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE SEAT NUMBER 126.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> I'M ALLY. >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> I'M FROM VIRGINIA BUT I LIVE IN NEW YORK NOW. >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE IN NEW
YORK RIGHT NOW [ APPLAUSE ] TODAY -- TODAY ESPECIALLY, IT
GOT REALLY COLD OUT. I THOUGHT IT FELT VERY WINTERY YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE
THAT AT HOME, DO YOU >> NO. THIS IS MY FIRST ONE OF THESE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS
IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING. >> OH YES. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
IT ON? >> I WOULD LOVE TO TRY IT ON >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SURE
ROOTS, CAN WE JUST -- I THINK IT WOULD BE PERFECT. *
YEAH, YOU THROW IT ON YOUR - >> IS IT GOOD? >> Jimmy: YEAH
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO WEAR IT I'M NOT SURE IF THERE'S A RIGHT
WAY, EITHER. >> THIS IS GOOD. >> Jimmy: OH, I CAN -- I CAN
ALREADY FEEL THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT YOU MAKE IT LOOK -- HEY.
YOU MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY GOOD YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ALLY
YOU MAKE IT LOOK GREAT, BUDDY. I LOVE IT. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN TO OUR WINNER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND WE'RE PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS" WITH MILEY CYRUS
AND PETE DAVIDSON AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE
CONFESSIONS. * MY OPPONENTS TONIGHT ARE
CO-HOSTING "MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY," WHICH STARTS ON NEW YEARS EVE AT 10:30 P.M. RIGHT
HERE ON NBC AND PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON.
* >> Jimmy: COME ON.
>> HOW ARE YOU >> Jimmy: LOOKING FANTASTIC. >> WE CAME IN HOT.
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY CAME IN HOT. NOW GUYS, HERE'S HOW THIS
WORKS. IN FRONT OF US EACH ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING
CONFESSIONS. ONE IS TRUE. THE OTHER IS A LIE
ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU.
THEN THEY HAVE TO COME TO A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT THE TRUTH OR IS IT A LIE
MILEY, YOU WILL GO FIRST AUDIENCE, WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD SHE OPEN
ONE OR TWO [ AUDIENCE RESPONDS >> ALWAYS.
>> Jimmy: ALWAYS ONE >> NUMBER ONE. LET'S GO
>> Jimmy: PETE, NOW, LET'S START TAKING NOTES >> "ONE TIME, FLAVOR FLAV
INTRODUCED ME TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE AS GWEN STEFANI." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I -- IF THIS IS A LIE - >> I RECENTLY HAVE MET
FLAVOR FLAV. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, OKAY >> THIS IS VERY BELIEVABLE
>> Jimmy: THIS IS VERY INTERESTING, YEAH. I TOO HAVE MET FLAVOR FLAV
WHERE WAS IT >> WHERE WAS IT? IT WAS AT A RADIO SHOW EVENT
SO, IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE >> Jimmy: INTRODUCED YOU ON
STAGE? >> AND HE WAS LIKE "GWEN STEFANI.
>> HE WENT "GWEN --" BUT LIKE IT'S STILL HAPPENING SOMEWHERE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S STILL HAPPENING >> I THINK THAT'S TRUE
>> Jimmy: AND DID YOU COME OUT DID YOU SAY, LIKE, "HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M NOT
GWEN STEFANI?" >> WELL, I WAS VERY EXCITED TO DEBUT WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A NEW
AND ORIGINAL LOOK WITH MY RED LIPSTICK AND BLONDE HAIR, AND IT WAS KIND OF DISAPPOINTING,
'CAUSE I LOVE FLAVOR FLAV. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE ALSO DATING BLAKE SHELTON AT THE
TIME - >> YES >> Jimmy: SO THAT'S VERY
CONFUSING. >> YEAH, IT WAS VERY CONFUSING >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS FUNNY
AND I THINK IT'S A TRUE STORY. >> I THINK IT'S SUPER TRUE >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S TRUE.
>> WHEN DO I SAY >> Jimmy: YES, NOW >> IT'S TRUE
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> VERY TRUE >> Jimmy: YOU WERE DEBUTING
A NEW LOOK, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "HERE WE COME. >> BUT IT WAS REALLY GOOD, YOU
KNOW I WAS WITH MY DAD AND HE SAID, LIKE, "WHO IS GWEN STEFANI?"
AND THAT MADE ME FEEL BETTER >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, YEAH
BUT, MY DAD LIVES ON ANOTHER PLANET AND HASN'T LEFT THE FARM SINCE 1992
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD, I LOVE THAT.
OKAY, HERE WE GO IT'S MY TURN WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN,
GUYS [ AUDIENCE RESPONDS HOW IS IT TWO FOR ME AND ONE
FOR YOU? >> I LIKE IT >> Jimmy: TWO, OKAY.
TWO. "THE LAST TIME I HAD A BIG MAC WAS IN 2006 WITH TOBY McGUIRE
AFTER AN ARCTIC MONKEYS CONCERT. "THE LAST TIME I HAD A BIG MAC
WAS IN 2006 WITH TOBY McGUIRE AFTER AN ARCTIC MONKEYS CONCERT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I FEEL YOU. >> THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT
HAVING BIG MACS, DUDE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE TOO -
>> Jimmy: DO I LOOK LIKE - >> YOU'RE COOL BOY FALLON, MAN THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT OUT
AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING GETTING A NICE BIG MAC [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARCTIC MONKEYS SONG >> Jimmy: TO BE HONEST, I CAN'T
REMEMBER ONE SONG. >> SEE, IT'S A LIE IT'S NOT TRUE.
>> IT'S NOT TRUE YEAH >> IT'S NOT TRUE
>> Jimmy: I SAW THE WHOLE CONCERT. I JUST DON'T REMEMBER ANY SONG
FROM THAT. >> NO WAY. NO WAY DUDE.
NO WAY >> THAT'S NOT TRUE >> YOU ARE SO BAD AT THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU ARE SO - >> Jimmy: YOU NAME ME AN ARCTIC
MONKEYS SONG >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] THEY ARE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
BUT I WIN. I DID. I WENT TO A CONCERT WITH
TOBY McGUIRE AFTER OUR LATE NIGHT SHOW >> TOBY McGUIRE IN 2006, VERY
BELIEVABLE >> Jimmy: HE KEPT SAYING "IT'S MY CHEAT NIGHT."
>> YEAH. NO WAY NO WAY DUDE.
WE'RE HAVING BIG MACS RIGHT AFTER THIS >> YOU SMELL LIKE BIG MACS
RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S THE IRISH.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS A LIE, YEAH. YOU GUYS, THAT IS A TOTAL LIE. [ BUZZER ]
* >> NICE! >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM
IN CONCERT ALSO, BUT I DON'T LIKE BIG MACS, BY THE WAY
I'M MORE OF A QUARTER POUNDER TYPE OF DUDE >> ARE THEY LIKE A BLUE MAN
GROUP? >> Jimmy: NO THEY'RE A FAMOUS BAND.
BUT, I HAD A WHOLE FAKE LIE -- WHATEVER, YOU GUYS GOT ME. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
PETE, IT'S YOUR TURN >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
TWO OR NUMBER ONE? [ AUDIENCE RESPONDS >> YEAH, IT WAS VERY SPECIFIC.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT THROWING BIG MACS DOWN AT 2:00 A.M
[ LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY AND THE BOYS? JIMMY GETS DOWN WITH THE BOYS.
[ LAUGHTER ] A LOT OF YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ABOUT JIMMY.
JIMMY'S A LITTLE BOY [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY
I DON'T EVEN KNOW -- I SHOULD READ THE EMAILS THAT THEY SEND OUT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY. YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, YEAH >> OKAY, "I GOT CAUGHT BY THE
COPS WHILE SMOKING MY FIRST JOINT. >> Jimmy: IT ALMOST SEEMS TOO
OBVIOUS. >> IT SEEMS REALLY OBVIOUS >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GOT CAUGHT BY
THE COPS THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER SMOKED A JOINT. >> YEAH.
THE FIRST TIME I EVER SMOKED A A JOINT, IT WAS -- WE SKIPPED SCHOOL
WE WENT TO THE TRAIN STATION, AND FOR SOME REASON, WE THOUGHT SMOKING IN A TRAIN STATION WAS
VERY DISCREET. >> THIS SOUNDS LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL --
THIS IS LIKE - >> Jimmy: YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE A SCENE FROM "THE OUTSIDERS" OR
SOMETHING. >> YEAH. I THINK HE DOES.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO THIS IS IN STATEN ISLAND?
>> THIS IS IN STATEN ISLAND. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND SO -
>> THE COP WAS LIKE, "OH, IS THAT A JOINT?" >> Jimmy: "YOU GOT TO SMOKE IT
LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO.
>> Jimmy: SO DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO SMOKE POT? >> WE MADE A PLAN.
I SKIPPED MATH CLASS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "I'M NEVER GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT, EVER.
WHY? MIGHT AS WELL GET INTO THIS THING FOR THE NEXT, I GUESS,
REST OF MY LIFE. AND I WENT WITH THIS GUY I MET, MIKE
AND WE WENT OUT TO THE TRAIN STATION. WE ROLLED UP A BLUNT AT THE
TRAIN STATION AND SMOKED IT THERE. >> DON'T THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT
LIKE A LIE JUST HAS WAY TOO MANY DETAILS LIKE, THIS SEEMS TOO -- THERE'S
NO WAY YOU REMEMBER. YOU SMOKE A LOT OF WEED. YOU DON'T REMEMBER THIS STORY
IN THIS MUCH DETAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT?
HIS NAME WAS MIKE. A GUY NAMED MIKE >> YEAH, MIKE.
I WOULD SAY HIS LAST NAME BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, EXACTLY. DID YOU EAT A BIG MAC AFTER? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WITH THE BOYS WITH THE BOYS. ALWAYS WITH THE BOYS
>> I VOTE LIE. >> Jimmy: LIE, I'LL GO WITH MILEY'S GUT.
I'M GOING TO SAY -- BUT ALSO, WAIT PETE'S LUCK.
PETE DAVIDSON'S LUCK >> PETE DON'T MISS >> THAT WE KNOW.
>> Jimmy: THE REASON THAT HE'S A COMEDIAN IS 'CAUSE THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO HIM IN REAL
LIFE >> JUST THE DETAILS SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO OVERSELL IT
>> Jimmy: OKAY, I AGREE. I'M WITH MILEY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
>> IT IS TRUE. >> IT WAS? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ BUZZER ] * >> SO THIS IS, BY THE WAY, KIDS
AT HOME, THIS IS HOW YOU GET OUT OF, WHEN YOU BUSTED WITH DRUGS.
THIS IS HOW YOU GET OUT OF IT. NO, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOUR KIDS AS WELL, SO --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> "WHEN UNCLE PETE COMES TO PARTY.
>> Jimmy: "UNCLE PETE, WHOA. SO WE WENT TO THE TRAIN STATION.
WE WALKED BACK UP. AND THESE TWO COPS FOLLOW US, RIGHT?
SO I OBVIOUSLY KNOW THEY'RE COPS BECAUSE I GREW UP IN LIKE A BLUE COLLAR FIREMAN COP,
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO MY BOY GOES "OH, NO. AND HE JUST STARTS RUNNING, RIGHT?
SO THEY GO OBVIOUSLY AND TACKLE HIM AND PUT HIM IN CUFFS AND I JUST STAND THERE
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "GO AGAINST THE CAR. AND I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT,
GUYS YOU KNOW, YOU DID YOUR JOB." >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>> I WAS LIKE 16 YOU KNOW, I GOT BUSTED WITH WEED
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO RUN FROM THIS, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I SKIPPED SCHOOL. I WAS A BAD BOY TODAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEY WROTE DOWN ALL MY INFORMATION. THEY WROTE DOWN MY BUDDY'S
INFORMATION. AND THEY WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT YOU CAN GO BACK TO CLASS
BECAUSE YOU'RE A STAND-UP GUY. AS FOR YOUR FRIEND RIGHT TO THE SLAMMER."
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WOW!
THAT'S A LESSON TO BE LEARNED RIGHT THERE. A LESSON TO BE LEARNED OUT
THERE. >> ALWAYS SUCCUMB. >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
MILEY CYRUS, PETE DAVIDSON WE'RE TALKING TO MILEY AND PETE MORE, AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE THE HOSTS OF "MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY" HOSTED BY
MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON, WHICH AIRS LIVE STARTING AT 10:30 P.M. NEW YEARS EVE ON NBC
AND PEACOCK. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: COME ON! THAT'S A TEAM. THE DYNAMIC DUO RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS.
I APPRECIATE IT. >> THAT WAS FUN. I DON'T LIKE LOSING, THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, ME NEITHER >> THAT'S GONNA BUM ME OUT FOR A WHILE.
WE'LL HAVE TO JUST PLAY AGAIN. >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME, IN PERSON
YOU'VE ZOOMED. YOU'VE BEEN NICE ENOUGH TO ZOOM WITH US.
>> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU HERE >> Jimmy: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
YOU LIKE GREAT >> YES AND PLAY WITH THE ROOTS.
>> Jimmy: AND PLAY WITH THE ROOTS, TONIGHT COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NO ONE BETTER, BUD
NO ONE BETTER. >> I'LL ALWAYS COME HERE FOR YOU.
IT'S THE MOST FUN I HAVE ON ANY SHOW, AND I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE FOR OUR DEBUT AS A DUO
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BIG NEW YEARS EVE BASH
PETE, I JUST SAW YOU AT THE KENNEDY CENTER HONORS. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHICH IS GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD IN A TUX, BUD. >> THANK YOU
>> RIGHT >> IT WAS THE FIRST TIME WEARING A SUIT IN LIKE, FOUR
YEARS. >> Jimmy: ISN'T IT IT WAS SO WEIRD TO ME.
>> IT WAS SUPER WEIRD. ME AND YOU, WE WERE ALL THERE TO HONOR LORNE MICHAELS, YOU
KNOW FOR -- HE WAS GETTING -- WHAT IS IT, A KENNEDY HONOR
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH KENNEDY CENTER [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT IT'S -- YEAH [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> AND WE ALL HAD TO GO ON
STAGE THAT NIGHT AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, I'M AN EMOTIONAL GUY YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> ME AND JIMMY WERE LIKE, IN THE CORNER
AND WE WERE, LIKE, JUST LOOKING FOR LORNE, BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S CLAPPING AND STANDING.
AND THERE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, 400-500 PEOPLE AND LORNE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, A SHORTER GUY.
SO HE'S JUST KIND OF IN THE MIX. AND WE WERE JUST LIKE, "LORNE,
LORNE, WHERE'S LORNE?" AND THEN ME AND JIMMY JUST GOES, "LOOK.
AND LORNE'S LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] AND ME AND JIMMY JUST LIKE,
TEARS JUST STARTED STREAMING DOWN OUR FACES [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE GOT EMOTIONAL >> WE GOT SUPER EMOTIONAL. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE THE GUY.
>> YEAH, WE LOVE THAT GUY. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT HE WAVED AT US.
'CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE -- ONE OF THE BIGGEST HONORS YOU COULD EVER GET IN THIS COUNTRY, AND
EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST LIKE, BOWING AND "THANK YOU" AND "THANK YOU."
AND THEN HE JUST -- WAS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS SO COOL.
>> THE CUTEST. >> Jimmy: IT WAS SO REAL DO YOU GUYS GO BACK FROM "SNL"
IS THAT WHERE YOU GUYS MET >> YES >> YES
ORIGINALLY, AND THEN WE KIND OF, LIKE, KEPT IN TOUCH. WE WENT TO -- I TOOK PETE, I
THINK IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME GOING TO A GAY CLUB. >> YES
>> EVERYONE LOVES HIM THERE. >> I LOVED IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. I FELT LIKE THE COOLEST GUY
EVER >> YEAH, AT ONE POINT I LOOKED OVER, AND PETE, I DON'T KNOW IF
HE WAS AWARE THAT THERE WAS LIKE A PENIS ON YOUR HEAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, YEAH. I WAS JUST LIKE, CHILLING THERE WITH LIKE A DRINK.
LIKE, YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY GO OUT AND SHE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO INVITE ME OUT
AND I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, SITTING THERE. AND FOR LIKE, I GUESS
20 MINUTES, THIS GUY'S [ BLEEP ] WAS JUST LIKE ON MY SHOULDER
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST LIKE, SMILING OVER THERE.
AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "OH, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WOW!
>> YEAH, I HAD A BRUISE THE NEXT DAY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
OH AY >> Jimmy: WOW.
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT "TRUE CONFESSIONS. [ LAUGHTER ]
I ALSO HEARD THAT YOU GOT MATCHING TATTOOS >> WE DID, YEAH.
>> YEAH. IT WAS VERY DARK TIME, I THINK IN OUR LIVES
>> UH, NO. OKAY >> MAYBE FOR ME PERSONALLY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WE WERE DRESSED AS BABIES EVERYTHING SEEMED FUN AND FINE
>> YES >> AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT'S GOING
ON WHY ARE YOU DRESSED AS BABIES? >> WE DID THIS "SNL" SKETCH
WHERE WE WERE BABIES THAT WERE RAPPING. >> YEAH, TRAP BABIES
>> TRAP BABIES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ONE OF THE MANY BRILLIANT IDEAS
THAT I BRING TO THE "SNL" TABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND AT THE END, OUR EXCUSE FOR IT ALL, YOU KNOW, LARRY DAVID SAID "WHAT IS GOING
ON?" AND WE SAID, "WE BABIES. AND FOR SOME REASON LOOKED AT
EACH OTHER AND IT WAS LIKE, THAT'S A GREAT TATTOO. >> YEAH, WE WERE LIKE --
>> WE'RE DOING THIS. >> YEAH. AND THEN WE DID.
I GOT MY TATTOO GUY TO COME TO 30 ROCK. >> SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS
SKETCH >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
CAME OUT A LITTLE WONKY. >> CAN'T WE GET A TATTOO BEFORE HE PRESSED SEND.
THE GUY WAS THERE WITH NEEDLES, PERMANENT INK. >> HE WAS SO EXCITED
>> YUP >> AND THEN I BURNED MINE OFF AND YOU STILL HAVE YOURS
>> SO I DIDN'T KNOW THAT UNTIL I SAW A SMART WATER COMMERCIAL EVERYONE SEEN THIS
WHERE HE'S DRINKING SMART WATER, GETTING HIS TATTOOS LASERED OFF.
AND I'M LIKE, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S RIGHT WHERE "WE BABIES" WAS.
SO I AM FORTUNATE ENOUGH - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT
"WE BABIES." I LOVE - >> BUT I STILL HAVE "WE BABIES"
RIGHT HERE ON MY FOOT. >> YEAH. >> YEAH AND NOT --
>> THIS IS WHAT -- >> THIS IS WHAT'S LEFT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN GET IT
>> YEAH. NO IT'S NOT THERE, SO THEY CAN'T
REALLY GET IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> IT'S NO BABIES -- >> Jimmy: DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TATTOOS OF WE -- "WE
BABIES." >> YEAH. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT THAT MEANS? >> YEAH, I STOPPED SMOKING WEED
THE NEXT DAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
>> FOR A COUPLE YEARS. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH THAT'S WHERE IT STOPPED.
>> WELL, AT LEAST WITH PETE, ANYWAYS. >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE SHOW IS CALLED, "MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY,"
WITH HOST MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON. MILEY, WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO
INVOLVE PETE DAVIDSON? >> WELL, BECAUSE FOR THIS SHOW, ONE THING THAT I REALLY WANTED
TO FOCUS ON WAS THE MUSICALITY AND GETTING TO MUSICALLY DIRECT THE SHOW AND HAVE THAT BE THE
PRIORITY OF THE SHOW, THAT WE HAVE MORE OF LIKE A VARIETY SHOW, WHERE WE HAVE MUSIC.
THERE'S SOMEONE THERE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH IT DOESN'T FEEL JUST LIKE ANY
OTHER MUSIC EVENT THAT YOU SEE ALL YEAR, WHETHER IT'S AN AWARDS SHOW, IT SHOULD BE
A REAL CELEBRATION >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I THINK YOU GET THE BEST
OF THE BEST TO DO WHAT THEY'RE BEST AT. I KNOW WHAT I BRING TO THE
TABLE. IT'S MUSICIANSHIP. AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST,
COOLEST, HUNKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, GUYS >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT
OF YOU GUYS DOING A PROMO SHOOT FOR NEW YEARS EVE. LOOK AT THIS PHOTO RIGHT HERE.
>> YEAH! I DON'T KNOW HOW IT CAME OUT LIKE THAT.
I WAS SWEATING ALL DAY AND LOOKED LIKE [ BLEEP ]. BUT LIKE, I'M VERY THRILLED.
LOOK AT THAT [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S AWESOME
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC >> MY MOM WAS LIKE, "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW'S YOUR MOM DOING >> OH, SHE'S THE BEST.
I MOVED OUT, SO SHE'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE HAS HER OWN HOUSE, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: HOW IS MOM DOING >> MY MOM IS AWESOME MY FAMILY IS HAPPY, HEALTHY,
SAFE, ALL THE GOOD THINGS YOU WANT THEM TO BE. SO -
>> Jimmy: DO YOUR MOMS KNOW EACH OTHER >> YEAH.
A LITTLE BIT THEY HUNG OUT. >> THEY MET THE SAME WAY WE
MET. IN A SKIT ON MOTHER'S DAY WHERE WE FORCED ALL THE MOMS IN "SNL"
TO BE IN THE OPENING NUMBER OF THE ELON MUSK EPISODE. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> AND MY MOM, YEAH, AND MY MOM WAS REALLY THE ONLY PERSON THERE THAT WAS AS HIGH AS
PETE DAVIDSON. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND THEY WERE ACTING REALLY WEIRD, AND I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY.
AND THEN, I REALIZED >> YEAH. ME AND HER MOM WERE JUST
GIGGLING THE WHOLE ENTIRE NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE WE LEFT, MILEY WAS LIKE, THAT'S MY MOM -- CAUSE EVERYBODY HAD
MASKS. SHE WAS LIKE, "THAT'S MY MOM." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH [ BLEEP ].
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS SAYING SOME FOUL [ BLEEP ] TO YOUR MOTHER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOUR MOMS WENT OUT AND GOT TATTOOS SAYING
"WE MOMS." >> YEAH. "WE MOMMIES.
>> "WE MOMMIES." >> Jimmy: "WE MOMMIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MORE WITH MILEY AND PETE, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TWO OF THE BEST OUT THERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE YOU'RE -- YOU TWO ARE HOSTING A LIVE NEW YEARS EVE SHOW ON
NBC. IT'S CALLED "MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY.
WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO DO A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY >> SO ONE THING I THINK THAT
GETS FOCUSED ON AT NEW YEAR'S TIME IS WHAT'S TO COME, BEING OPTIMISTIC, BEING HOPEFUL --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> ABOUT ALL THESE THINGS THAT HAVEN'T HAPPENED YET, THAT WE
HAVE NO PROOF ARE GOING TO HAPPEN >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND WE KIND OF, ERASE EVERYTHING THAT DID HAPPEN AND WE FORGET TO HONOR IT AND LOOK
BACKWARDS, TOO AND LOOK AT THE -- EVEN THESE LAST, YOU KNOW,
YEAR-AND-A-HALF, TWO YEARS HAS BEEN ROUGH BUT THERE ARE THESE MICRO
MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS I'M SURE ALL OF US CAN FIND MINE WAS -- I AM RECENTLY AN
AUNTIE SO I HAVE A LITTLE NEPHEW NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT NEWS >> SO THAT'S -- THAT'S, YOU
KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THIS YEAR HAS BEEN HARD, THE LAST YEAR AND A A HALF HAS BEEN HARD, YOU FIND
THOSE THINGS THAT WERE POSITIVE IN THE YEAR BEFORE AND YOU STILL GONNA LOOK
FORWARD TO WHAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET BUT I THINK OF HONORING BOTH SIDES OF THAT
SO I WANTED TO BRING THAT APPROACH AND I ALSO WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING THAT'S OBVIOUSLY, TRADITIONAL BUT I KNEW THAT WE WOULD DO IT IN A WAY THAT IS
UNIQUE AND UNCONVENTIONAL. AND WE DID THAT WITH STARTING BY GOING TO MIAMI.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE DOING IT FROM MIAMI >> FROM MIAMI.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE A A PARTY. >> I DON'T LIKE TO BE COLD
THAT'S WHY I'M IN THIS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I PACKED FOR YOUR STUDIO
>> Jimmy: YES. >> AND SO, THAT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT ALL THESE
OTHER SHOWS, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE ON BIG COATS EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SHAKING
AND FREEZING AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE TIMES SQUARE -
>> I'M GOING TO HAVE NO CLOTHES ON PER USUAL [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'LL BE FUNNY AND I'LL BE NAKED AND TOGETHER, WE GOT A A SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A PROMO RIGHT
THERE. >> IT'S PERFECT. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE
TIMES SQUARE BEFORE ON NEW YEARS. >> YES
>> Jimmy: I REMEMBER SEEING YOU PERFORM. >> SO I HAD -- YEAH, I WAS A
A LITTLE SCARRED FROM THAT BECAUSE THIS IS IN MY DAY OF WEARING THE "HANNAH" WIG
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT RAINED AND THEN IT WAS, LIKE, HAILING AND SNOWING
AND ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, LIKE, WHEN A -- YOU'VE SEEN THE -- LIKE, A KID GETTING THEIR
TONGUE STUCK TO THE TELEPHONE POLE OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THAT HAPPENED BUT WITH MY WIG. IT GOT ICE TO MY SKIN.
IT GOT FROZEN TO MY HEAD FROM IT BEING SO COLD OUTSIDE >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET IT
OFF? >> I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL IT MELTED
>> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY! [ LAUGHTER ] >> MY MOM JUST WAS LIKE --
[ HEAVY BREATHING ON MY HEAD UNTIL I COULD GET THE WIG OFF.
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOW, PETE, HOW DID
YOU GET THE [ BLEEP OFF YOUR SHOULDER? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I WENT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS INTERESTING.
>> THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED >> Jimmy: MILEY, YOU'RE --
YOU'RE ALSO OVERSEEING ALL THE MUSICAL PERFORMANCES >> YES
>> Jimmy: WHICH I THINK -- I THINK YOU HAVE, LIKE QUESTLOVE, HAVE A ENCYCLOPEDIC BRAIN WHEN
IT COMES TO MUSIC. >> YEAH, WE SHARE A LOT OF THE SAME LOVE FOR THE SAME ARTISTS
TOO, WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO EXCITED TO PERFORM WITH THE ROOTS.
BUT, YES, BECAUSE I -- >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE MUSIC YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
>> I WAS -- I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE MY SPOTIFY RAPS
YOU KNOW, THEY TELL YOU WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THROUGHOUT THE YEAR AND WHO YOU
LISTEN TO THE MOST IT SAID THAT I LISTEN TO 97% MORE MUSIC THAN THE AVERAGE
USER YEAH SO I LISTEN TO A LOT OF MUSIC
ALL THE TIME AND I'M JUST CONSTANTLY DISCOVERING BUT WHAT'S FUN IS TO DISCOVER
SOMETHING THAT'S OLDER THAT I CAN, KIND OF, REINVENT AND INTRODUCE TO MY AUDIENCE WHO
WOULDN'T KNOW SOME OF THESE SONGS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO I'M -- THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I'M MOST EXCITED ABOUT IS -- THIS SHOW IS -- YES,
IT'S, KIND OF, A VARIETY SHOW BECAUSE THERE WILL BE SO MUCH VARIETY AND ARTISTRY AND I
DON'T THINK ONE GENRE IS BETTER OR MORE GENUINE THAN ANOTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I THINK THAT THERE IS A A SPACE FOR ALL OF IT AND I WANT TO CELEBRATE AND HONOR ALL
OF IT. >> Jimmy: MIX IT UP. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: PETE, LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW, YOU TOLD -- YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE
TAKING SINGING LESSONS [ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU -- ARE YOU STILL TAKING
THE LESSONS? >> YEAH. WELL, YEAH, KIND OF.
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WILL YOU, MAYBE, SING ON
NEW YEAR'S EVE >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVEN -- EVEN BY MIDNIGHT
CLOSER TO MIDNIGHT, NO >> MAYBE, MAYBE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD PETE DAVIDSON, MILEY CYRUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TUNE IN TO THE "MILEY CYRUS HOSTING NEW YEAR'S EVE" 10:30 P.M. ON NBC.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY COME ON BACK NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN
EMMY WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE "THE MATRIX
RESURRECTIONS," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX DECEMBER 22ND.
IT IS AWESOME. PLEASE WELCOME YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II.
* *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A MOVIE STAR RIGHT THERE, BUD YOU LOOK SHARP
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT.
>> APPRECIATE YOU. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> THANKS FOR COMING BACK.
AND ALSO, NOW WE CAN SAY YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A NEW YORKER. >> HEY
>> Jimmy: NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. IS IT UNREAL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, YEAH. I'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD ABOUT
FOUR YEARS, SINCE JANUARY 2017 YEAH WORKING, WORKING, WHICH I'M
FORTUNATE. YOU KNOW, BEING IN THAT POSITION
BUT NOW, I HAVE GOT A PLACE. I CAN SIT DOWN, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YES.
>> GET INTO A LITTLE BIT OF NORMALCY GO FOR WALKS
>> Jimmy: YES, GOOD. WELCOME. I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS ON
STARTING YOUR PRODUCTION COMPANY. >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT THAT >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH SO IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED A
A COUPLE DAYS AGO, MY PRODUCTION COMPANY HOUSE 1110 IS IN PARTNERSHIP WITH NETFLIX,
SO I'LL BE ABLE TO, YOU KNOW, PRODUCE MY OWN FILMS AND REALLY PUT MY IDEAS OUT
INTO THE WORLD, SO I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT. >> Jimmy: HOUSE 1110
>> HOUSE 1110. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: I WAS READING BEFORE
ACTING, YOU STUDIED ARCHITECTURE AND YOU STILL DRAW IN YOUR FREE TIME.
>> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DRAW
>> YOU KNOW, IT DEPENDS WHAT I'M WORKING ON SOMETIMES, I DRAW MY
CHARACTERS I TRY TO DRAW BUILDINGS AND THINGS LIKE THAT EVERY ONCE IN
A WHILE JUST TO KEEP THAT MUSCLE GOING LAST YEAR, I HAD A LOT OF FUN
GETTING ON MY INSTAGRAM LIVE WITH MY FANS AND SUPPORTERS. DOING PORTRAITS AND THINGS LIKE
THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAW THIS YEAH
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO I HAVE A THING, BUT COULD YOU, IF I GIVE YOU A
A MARKER AND A PAPER, COULD YOU DRAW A PORTRAIT OF ME? >> OH, YEAH, NO DOUBT.
NO DOUBT LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IF YOU GOT YOURS --
YEAH, OKAY OKAY, YEAH, THERE YOU GO YOU GRAB SOME MARKER, PEN AND
PAPER AND WE'LL DO IT LIKE THIS I'LL DO IT WITHIN 15 SECONDS
BUT THIS IS THE RULES, RIGHT WE'VE GOT TO KEEP EYE CONTACT THE ENTIRE TIME.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO >> NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST LET YOUR EYE FOLLOW
JUST LET YOUR HANDS FOLLOW YOUR EYES HERE WE GO
OKAY WE'VE GOT SOME DRAWING MUSIC >> Jimmy: READY, BUD
>> YEAH, OKAY, HERE WE GO, BOOM >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
YEAH >> YOU'RE JUST LETTING YOUR EYES -
JUST KIND OF LET YOUR EYES GO WITH THE MUSIC THERE YOU GO
* [ SCATTING ] >> Jimmy: I WAS GETTING CLOSE
AS I CAN GET TO WHEN I'M DONE. OKAY, READY? *
[ SCATTING ] * LET'S SEE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT BAD
HERE'S MINE RIGHT HERE [ APPLAUSE ] I SWEAR, YOU'RE MUCH BETTER
LOOKING THAN THAT. THAT ACTUALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE ME THOUGH.
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE >> I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER
THAN ME AT THIS. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE - >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU WHO IS THAT?
I'M GOING TO SIGN IT, MAN. I'M GOING TO SIGN IT JUST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH IT >> NOW ARE YOU GOING TO PUT YOUR REAL SIGNATURE ON IT?
>> Jimmy: NO I SIGNED IT PETE DAVIDSON. NOW IT'S WORTH SOMETHING
CAN WE TALK ABOUT "MATRIX? >> YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE MATRIX,"
MAN. THE MATRIX IS SO, SO, SO DAMN COOL, MAN.
I'M EXCITED TO BE STEPPING BACK INTO THIS WORLD. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MORPHEUS.
WELL, YES. YES. >> YEAH.
I CAN SAY IT, I'M MORPHEUS >> Jimmy: I CAN'T SAY HOW YOU'RE MORPHEUS.
>> NO. NO, BECAUSE THEY GET MAD WHEN I DO SAY THAT I'M MORPHEUS, YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> SUPER FANS. BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS SO LOYAL.
AND IT MAKES SENSE I MEAN, I'M LOYAL TO LAWRENCE FISHBURNE AND, YOU
KNOW, TO HIS MORPHEUS. LET'S GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY >> BUT I WANT TO TAKE IF YOU COULD ALLOW ME THE OPPORTUNITY
TO SAY I'M NOT -- I WAS NOT HIRED TO REPLACE LAWRENCE FISHBURNE
>> Jimmy: NO -- NO, NO >> I WAS NOT ALSO HIRED TO DO A LAWRENCE FISHBURNE
IMPERSONATION. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT -- WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU'LL GET IT
>> WHEN THE FILM COMES OUT, IT WILL MAKE SENSE. IT WILL BE COOL.
AND IF NOT, I STILL GOT PAID [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
IT IS FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IN "THE MATRIX RESURRECTION." TAKE A LOOK.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO
YOU WANTED THIS. THIS WAS YOUR IDEA >> IT WAS A TEST
AN EXPERIMENT. >> AN EXPERIMENT YOU PUT ME IN A TINY --
SEARCHING FOR YOU AS AN EXPERIENCE LET ME TO BANG MY HEAD AS AN
EXPERIMENT >> -- IS BREAKING DOWN >> HE HASN'T TAKEN THE PILL.
>> WHAT? THERE IS NO TIME >> I KNOW.
I KNOW HE'S JUST HAVING A MOMENT. >> DOES HE KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS
TO HACK THAT MIRROR? >> STILL OPEN. >> THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II.
"THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS" IS IN THEATERS AND HBO MAX ON DECEMBER 22nd.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MILEY CYRUS COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING A COVER OF
"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME," ONCE AGAIN, MILEY CYRUS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> PETE DAVIDSON, THIS SONG IS
FOR YOU. WHEN I SAW THOSE PHOTOS. THIS IS WHAT I PLAYED.
>> OH THANK YOU. *
DOWN THE AISLE AND AS HE PASSED ME BY * * HE TURNED T
ME AND GAVE ME A SMILE * * THEN THE PREACHER
THEN THE PREACHE THE PREACHER JOINE THEIR HANDS *
* AND ALL THE PEOPLE TH THE PEOPLE BEGAN TO STAN WHEN I SHOUTED *
* IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M OH IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M YOU KNOW, PETE, IT
SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME * * BABY HOW COULD YO DO THIS TO ME ON THE
WEEK OF PROMOTING OU SPECIAL * * YOU MADE A PROMISE THAT
WE NEVER THOUGHT AND NOW YOU STANDING THERE SAYING I DO *
* WHILE YOUR HOLDING HAND WITH SOMEBODY NE WHEN YOU KNOW *
* IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME WELL YOU KNOW IT
SHOULD BEEN ME * * PETE HOW DID YO DO THIS TO M
THE PREACHER, OH, YEAH THE PREACHER ASKED WOULD * * THERE BE SILENC
PLEASE * >> IF THERE ARE ANY OBJECTIONS TO THIS WEDDING, SPEAK NOW -
* OR FOREVER, FOREVER HOL YOUR PEACE AND I STOOD UP I SAID *
* IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M OH IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
JUMPED RIGHT OUT OF MY * * SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME PETE DAVIDSON, HOW ARE
YOU GOING TO D THIS TO ME * * OH YEAH, IT SHOUL
HAVE BEEN ME IN THAT LAMBORGHINI LEAVIN THAT NICE RESTAURANT *
* I'M GOING TO WATC A MOVIE AT FREAKING STATEN ISLAND
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME * * BABY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
MILEY'S NEW YEAR'S EVE * >> WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* O OH YOU KNOW IT SHOULD'VE IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME *
*
* YOU WANDERED WHY YOUR
NAME WASN'T ON THE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW.
COME ON NOW. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT MILEY CYRUS!
CATCH MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY HOSTED BY MILEY CYRUS. PETE DAVIDSON.
DECEMBER 31st. SPEND NEW YEARS WITH THESE GUYS
MY THANKS TO PETE DAVIDSON, YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, MILEY CYRUS.
ONCE AGAIN, THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE