1 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:14,614 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:20,820 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:28,261 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON, 4 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:30,897 YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, MUSICAL GUEST, MILEY CYRUS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:38,605 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1568 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:39,039 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:44,444 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:56,156 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:56,156 --> 00:01:02,929 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:09,903 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 11 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:14,174 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, THIS IS VERY EXCITING. 12 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:18,545 "TIME" MAGAZINE NAMED OUR GOOD FRIEND, OLIVIA RODRIGO, THE 2021 ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR 13 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:28,722 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW FOR ALL THE OLIVIA RODRIGO FANS OUT THERE, "TIME" MAGAZINE 14 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:33,860 IS FOR -- [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO GOT THEIR 15 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:38,998 DRIVER'S LICENSE 50 YEARS AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME TV NEWS 16 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,401 TODAY, THE NEW "SEX AND THE CITY" SERIES PREMIERED ON HBO MAX. 17 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:46,673 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, NETFLIX JUST RELEASED A TRUE CRIME 18 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:52,879 DOCUMENTARY CALLED "WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMANTHA?" [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:55,382 THAT'S RIGHT CARRIE, MIRANDA AND CHARLOTTE ARE BACK 20 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,684 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, SAMANTHA IS NOT THERE BECAUSE OF SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES 21 00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:04,224 [ LAUGHTER ] THE FIRST EPISODE ADDRESSED THE PANDEMIC AND YOU CAN TELL IT 22 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:07,093 HAD AN EFFECT ON CARRIE. BECAUSE NOW IN HER SHOE CLOSET, JUST FILLED WITH CROCS 23 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:12,332 [ LAUGHTER ] SO MUCH HAS CHANGED SINCE THE SHOW'S FIRST RUN BETWEEN THE 24 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:16,603 FINALE AND NOW MICHAEL STRAHAN WENT FROM FOOTBALL PLAYER TO ASTRONAUT 25 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:20,974 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] OH, AND GET THIS GUYS. 26 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,276 YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? TINDER IS ROLLING OUT A NEW FEATURE THAT WILL LET YOU HEAR 27 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:31,251 SOMEONE'S ANTHEM SONG BEFORE YOU SWIPE LEFT OR RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,952 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU BEST. SO A LITTLE CONCERNING WHEN YOU 29 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:33,186 SO A LITTLE CONCERNING WHEN YOU HEAR - 30 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:41,294 * 31 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:44,464 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT ALSO, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SONG, THEN 32 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:49,602 YOU'LL BE SWIPING -- * TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT * 33 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:57,110 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP, WOMEN ARE LIKE, "YEAH, THIS IS GREAT, BUT I'D RATHER 34 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:00,647 HEAR WHY HE'S 40 AND STILL LIVING AT HOME." [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,282 WELL, I SAW THAT A MAN IN LONDON IS SELLING AN UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER MADE FROM 36 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:09,389 SILK, GOLD THREAD, DIAMONDS AND CRYSTALS FOR ABOUT $40,000 HERE IT IS 37 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,257 HERE'S A PHOTO OF IT YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:13,059 YEAH, USUALLY IF YOU'RE SPENDING 40,000 ON SOMETHING, YOU DON'T WANT IT TO HAVE THE 39 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:15,295 WORD, "UGLY," IN THE TITLE, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:23,603 IT'S LIKE, "HERE'S MY UGLY FERRARI. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:25,472 IT'S THE ONLY THING WORTH 40 GRAND THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYONE STEALING. 42 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,107 [ LAUGHTER ] IT ACTUALLY TOOK THE GUY 3,000 HOURS TO MAKE. 43 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,275 YEP. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DECIDE IF THE SWEATER IS A BIGGER WASTE 44 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:34,481 OF TIME OR MONEY [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ THAT NEW YORK CITY 45 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,716 POSTAL WORKERS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF STEALING CREDIT CARDS FROM THE MAIL AND 46 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:42,288 SPENDING NEARLY A MILLION DOLLARS ON LUXURY ITEMS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 47 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:47,527 THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE MAILMAN TIPPED ME FOR CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,262 I WAS GOING -- I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN MY MAILMAN SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE WEARING A 49 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:50,630 A JETPACK AND THAT UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER. THERE YOU GO 50 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:56,202 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IS SUING HEINEKEN BECAUSE SHE SAYS THEIR 51 00:03:56,202 --> 00:04:00,106 ALCOHOL-FREE BEER CONTAINS .03% ALCOHOL. YEP. 52 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:04,911 SHE WAS LIKE, "I DRANK 200 OF THESE AND -- [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:10,050 TOTALLY EMBARRASSED MYSELF AT WORK." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 54 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,084 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 55 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:36,176 * * >> Jimmy: GUYS, WE HAVE A BIG 56 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:37,944 ANNOUNCEMENT FOR TOMORROW NIGHT'S SHOW THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE 57 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,479 UNITED STATES JOINS ME FOR HIS LATE NIGHT APPEARANCE SINCE TAKING OFFICE. 58 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:52,092 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN IS ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TOMORROW NIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 59 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,160 WOW BUT FIRST WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT THEY ARE THE HOST OF "MILEY'S 60 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,962 NEW YEARS EVE PARTY," HOSTED BY MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON, WHICH AIRS LIVE STARTING AT 61 00:04:55,962 --> 00:05:02,369 10:30 P.M. NEW YEAR'S EVE ON NBC AND PEACOCK. MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON 62 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:08,108 ARE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I LOVE BOTH OF THEM. 63 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:12,912 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO THEM. AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, 64 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:16,049 MILEY IS PERFORMING WITH THE ROOTS. YEAH 65 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:20,220 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SPECIAL SONG FOR US. I LOVE THEM. 66 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,755 PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS," WHICH IS IN 67 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:27,127 THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX DECEMBER 22nd. YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IS HERE 68 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:33,800 TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOT A CHOOSE 69 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,436 HE'S AWESOME IT'S GREAT GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY SEVEN 70 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,204 SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THAT BELOVED 71 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:45,612 "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." 72 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:46,112 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO 73 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,083 * 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMA 74 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:58,925 SWEATERS 7 DAYS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 75 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,894 EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN ICONIC 76 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:02,162 CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS" CABINET. 77 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:10,403 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M NOT SAYING IT'S WORTH $40,000, BUT IT'S PRETTY 78 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:19,579 AWESOME. SINCE THERE ARE SEVEN SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 79 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:23,650 SEVEN. YOU READY FOR THIS PAL >> I'M READY 80 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:26,686 >> Jimmy: GOOD [ DRUM ROLL OH, NO, WOW! 81 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:29,556 OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 82 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:43,203 [ APPLAUSE ] OH, WOW! OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, THAT ONE 83 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:49,209 [ LAUGHTER ] IS THERE SOMETHING ON THE BACK >> OH, YEAH. 84 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,643 >> Jimmy: OH, ANOTHER ONE. ANOTHER LITTLE SCARY SOMETHING -- 85 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:54,447 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AT LEAST HE'S HAPPY. ALL RIGHT, AT LEAST HE'S HAPPY 86 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:59,586 [ APPLAUSE ] NOW LETS SEE WHO IS GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER 87 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:09,229 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE SWEATER IF YOU GET IT 88 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:13,166 [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYONE, LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER, PLEASE 89 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,534 IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, 90 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,202 PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL HERE WE GO 91 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:20,907 SEAT NUMBER 126. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 92 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:32,719 THERE YOU GO, COME ON DOWN * HI, WELCOME. 93 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:38,291 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE SEAT NUMBER 126. 94 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:42,896 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> I'M ALLY. >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOU FROM 95 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,298 >> I'M FROM VIRGINIA BUT I LIVE IN NEW YORK NOW. >> Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE IN NEW 96 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:50,537 YORK RIGHT NOW [ APPLAUSE ] TODAY -- TODAY ESPECIALLY, IT 97 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:53,406 GOT REALLY COLD OUT. I THOUGHT IT FELT VERY WINTERY YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE 98 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,475 THAT AT HOME, DO YOU >> NO. THIS IS MY FIRST ONE OF THESE. 99 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,612 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS 100 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:02,349 IT GOES WITH EVERYTHING. >> OH YES. >> Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY 101 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:08,688 IT ON? >> I WOULD LOVE TO TRY IT ON >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SURE 102 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,324 ROOTS, CAN WE JUST -- I THINK IT WOULD BE PERFECT. * 103 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,293 YEAH, YOU THROW IT ON YOUR - >> IS IT GOOD? >> Jimmy: YEAH 104 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,128 THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO WEAR IT I'M NOT SURE IF THERE'S A RIGHT 105 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,030 WAY, EITHER. >> THIS IS GOOD. >> Jimmy: OH, I CAN -- I CAN 106 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,733 ALREADY FEEL THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT YOU MAKE IT LOOK -- HEY. 107 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:25,839 YOU MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY GOOD YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ALLY 108 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,375 YOU MAKE IT LOOK GREAT, BUDDY. I LOVE IT. >> THANK YOU 109 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,643 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN TO OUR WINNER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,312 STICK AROUND WE'RE PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS" WITH MILEY CYRUS 111 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,814 AND PETE DAVIDSON AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK 112 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:56,069 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 113 00:08:56,069 --> 00:09:01,608 TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE 114 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:14,020 CONFESSIONS. * MY OPPONENTS TONIGHT ARE 115 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:19,626 CO-HOSTING "MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY," WHICH STARTS ON NEW YEARS EVE AT 10:30 P.M. RIGHT 116 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,729 HERE ON NBC AND PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON. 117 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:22,762 PLEASE WELCOME MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON. 118 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:31,438 * >> Jimmy: COME ON. 119 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:35,475 >> HOW ARE YOU >> Jimmy: LOOKING FANTASTIC. >> WE CAME IN HOT. 120 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:38,311 >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY CAME IN HOT. NOW GUYS, HERE'S HOW THIS 121 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,180 WORKS. IN FRONT OF US EACH ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING 122 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:44,551 CONFESSIONS. ONE IS TRUE. THE OTHER IS A LIE 123 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:47,520 ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU. 124 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,790 THEN THEY HAVE TO COME TO A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT THE TRUTH OR IS IT A LIE 125 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:53,960 MILEY, YOU WILL GO FIRST AUDIENCE, WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD SHE OPEN 126 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,230 ONE OR TWO [ AUDIENCE RESPONDS >> ALWAYS. 127 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,866 >> Jimmy: ALWAYS ONE >> NUMBER ONE. LET'S GO 128 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:08,508 >> Jimmy: PETE, NOW, LET'S START TAKING NOTES >> "ONE TIME, FLAVOR FLAV 129 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:16,483 INTRODUCED ME TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE AS GWEN STEFANI." [ LAUGHTER ] 130 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:21,287 >> Jimmy: I -- IF THIS IS A LIE - >> I RECENTLY HAVE MET 131 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,991 FLAVOR FLAV. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, OKAY >> THIS IS VERY BELIEVABLE 132 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,928 >> Jimmy: THIS IS VERY INTERESTING, YEAH. I TOO HAVE MET FLAVOR FLAV 133 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:34,501 WHERE WAS IT >> WHERE WAS IT? IT WAS AT A RADIO SHOW EVENT 134 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:38,238 SO, IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE >> Jimmy: INTRODUCED YOU ON 135 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:44,577 STAGE? >> AND HE WAS LIKE "GWEN STEFANI. 136 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,646 >> HE WENT "GWEN --" BUT LIKE IT'S STILL HAPPENING SOMEWHERE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE. 137 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:51,017 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S STILL HAPPENING >> I THINK THAT'S TRUE 138 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,986 >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU COME OUT DID YOU SAY, LIKE, "HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M NOT 139 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:58,658 GWEN STEFANI?" >> WELL, I WAS VERY EXCITED TO DEBUT WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A NEW 140 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,460 AND ORIGINAL LOOK WITH MY RED LIPSTICK AND BLONDE HAIR, AND IT WAS KIND OF DISAPPOINTING, 141 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:07,667 'CAUSE I LOVE FLAVOR FLAV. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE ALSO DATING BLAKE SHELTON AT THE 142 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,136 TIME - >> YES >> Jimmy: SO THAT'S VERY 143 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:15,508 CONFUSING. >> YEAH, IT WAS VERY CONFUSING >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS FUNNY 144 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:19,112 AND I THINK IT'S A TRUE STORY. >> I THINK IT'S SUPER TRUE >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S TRUE. 145 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,182 >> WHEN DO I SAY >> Jimmy: YES, NOW >> IT'S TRUE 146 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,351 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,353 * >> VERY TRUE >> Jimmy: YOU WERE DEBUTING 148 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,456 A NEW LOOK, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "HERE WE COME. >> BUT IT WAS REALLY GOOD, YOU 149 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,358 KNOW I WAS WITH MY DAD AND HE SAID, LIKE, "WHO IS GWEN STEFANI?" 150 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,961 AND THAT MADE ME FEEL BETTER >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, YEAH 151 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:38,565 BUT, MY DAD LIVES ON ANOTHER PLANET AND HASN'T LEFT THE FARM SINCE 1992 152 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,867 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD, I LOVE THAT. 153 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,703 OKAY, HERE WE GO IT'S MY TURN WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN, 154 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:47,874 GUYS [ AUDIENCE RESPONDS HOW IS IT TWO FOR ME AND ONE 155 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:51,111 FOR YOU? >> I LIKE IT >> Jimmy: TWO, OKAY. 156 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:59,652 TWO. "THE LAST TIME I HAD A BIG MAC WAS IN 2006 WITH TOBY McGUIRE 157 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,788 AFTER AN ARCTIC MONKEYS CONCERT. "THE LAST TIME I HAD A BIG MAC 158 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,590 WAS IN 2006 WITH TOBY McGUIRE AFTER AN ARCTIC MONKEYS CONCERT. 159 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:17,704 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I FEEL YOU. >> THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT 160 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:22,075 HAVING BIG MACS, DUDE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE TOO - 161 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:26,179 >> Jimmy: DO I LOOK LIKE - >> YOU'RE COOL BOY FALLON, MAN THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT OUT 162 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,616 AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING GETTING A NICE BIG MAC [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:34,654 >> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARCTIC MONKEYS SONG >> Jimmy: TO BE HONEST, I CAN'T 164 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:38,158 REMEMBER ONE SONG. >> SEE, IT'S A LIE IT'S NOT TRUE. 165 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,894 >> IT'S NOT TRUE YEAH >> IT'S NOT TRUE 166 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,163 >> Jimmy: I SAW THE WHOLE CONCERT. I JUST DON'T REMEMBER ANY SONG 167 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,098 FROM THAT. >> NO WAY. NO WAY DUDE. 168 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,667 NO WAY >> THAT'S NOT TRUE >> YOU ARE SO BAD AT THIS. 169 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,602 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU ARE SO - >> Jimmy: YOU NAME ME AN ARCTIC 170 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:54,641 MONKEYS SONG >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] THEY ARE 171 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,743 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING 172 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,712 BUT I WIN. I DID. I WENT TO A CONCERT WITH 173 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,280 TOBY McGUIRE AFTER OUR LATE NIGHT SHOW >> TOBY McGUIRE IN 2006, VERY 174 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,217 BELIEVABLE >> Jimmy: HE KEPT SAYING "IT'S MY CHEAT NIGHT." 175 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:07,320 >> YEAH. NO WAY NO WAY DUDE. 176 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,724 WE'RE HAVING BIG MACS RIGHT AFTER THIS >> YOU SMELL LIKE BIG MACS 177 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:16,629 RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S THE IRISH. 178 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,667 >> Jimmy: THAT IS A LIE, YEAH. YOU GUYS, THAT IS A TOTAL LIE. [ BUZZER ] 179 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,737 * >> NICE! >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM 180 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:28,742 IN CONCERT ALSO, BUT I DON'T LIKE BIG MACS, BY THE WAY 181 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,643 I'M MORE OF A QUARTER POUNDER TYPE OF DUDE >> ARE THEY LIKE A BLUE MAN 182 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,981 GROUP? >> Jimmy: NO THEY'RE A FAMOUS BAND. 183 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,151 BUT, I HAD A WHOLE FAKE LIE -- WHATEVER, YOU GUYS GOT ME. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 184 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,321 PETE, IT'S YOUR TURN >> ALL RIGHT, GUYS >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? 185 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:46,126 TWO OR NUMBER ONE? [ AUDIENCE RESPONDS >> YEAH, IT WAS VERY SPECIFIC. 186 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,228 >> Jimmy: THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE NOT THROWING BIG MACS DOWN AT 2:00 A.M 187 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:52,799 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JIMMY AND THE BOYS? JIMMY GETS DOWN WITH THE BOYS. 188 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,768 [ LAUGHTER ] A LOT OF YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW ABOUT JIMMY. 189 00:13:54,768 --> 00:14:07,047 JIMMY'S A LITTLE BOY [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY 190 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:12,252 I DON'T EVEN KNOW -- I SHOULD READ THE EMAILS THAT THEY SEND OUT. 191 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:16,156 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SORRY. YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, YEAH >> OKAY, "I GOT CAUGHT BY THE 192 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:23,363 COPS WHILE SMOKING MY FIRST JOINT. >> Jimmy: IT ALMOST SEEMS TOO 193 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:30,837 OBVIOUS. >> IT SEEMS REALLY OBVIOUS >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GOT CAUGHT BY 194 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,706 THE COPS THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER SMOKED A JOINT. >> YEAH. 195 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,140 THE FIRST TIME I EVER SMOKED A A JOINT, IT WAS -- WE SKIPPED SCHOOL 196 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,975 WE WENT TO THE TRAIN STATION, AND FOR SOME REASON, WE THOUGHT SMOKING IN A TRAIN STATION WAS 197 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,079 VERY DISCREET. >> THIS SOUNDS LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL -- 198 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,415 THIS IS LIKE - >> Jimmy: YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE A SCENE FROM "THE OUTSIDERS" OR 199 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,285 SOMETHING. >> YEAH. I THINK HE DOES. 200 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,354 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO THIS IS IN STATEN ISLAND? 201 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:52,392 >> THIS IS IN STATEN ISLAND. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND SO - 202 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,428 >> THE COP WAS LIKE, "OH, IS THAT A JOINT?" >> Jimmy: "YOU GOT TO SMOKE IT 203 00:14:55,428 --> 00:15:03,436 LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, NO. 204 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:07,907 >> Jimmy: SO DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO SMOKE POT? >> WE MADE A PLAN. 205 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,542 I SKIPPED MATH CLASS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "I'M NEVER GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT, EVER. 206 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,277 WHY? MIGHT AS WELL GET INTO THIS THING FOR THE NEXT, I GUESS, 207 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:16,316 REST OF MY LIFE. AND I WENT WITH THIS GUY I MET, MIKE 208 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,651 AND WE WENT OUT TO THE TRAIN STATION. WE ROLLED UP A BLUNT AT THE 209 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,922 TRAIN STATION AND SMOKED IT THERE. >> DON'T THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT 210 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,291 LIKE A LIE JUST HAS WAY TOO MANY DETAILS LIKE, THIS SEEMS TOO -- THERE'S 211 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:29,229 NO WAY YOU REMEMBER. YOU SMOKE A LOT OF WEED. YOU DON'T REMEMBER THIS STORY 212 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:34,901 IN THIS MUCH DETAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT? 213 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,303 HIS NAME WAS MIKE. A GUY NAMED MIKE >> YEAH, MIKE. 214 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,272 I WOULD SAY HIS LAST NAME BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW. 215 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:43,877 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, EXACTLY. DID YOU EAT A BIG MAC AFTER? [ LAUGHTER ] 216 00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:47,914 >> WITH THE BOYS WITH THE BOYS. ALWAYS WITH THE BOYS 217 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,550 >> I VOTE LIE. >> Jimmy: LIE, I'LL GO WITH MILEY'S GUT. 218 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,820 I'M GOING TO SAY -- BUT ALSO, WAIT PETE'S LUCK. 219 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:59,392 PETE DAVIDSON'S LUCK >> PETE DON'T MISS >> THAT WE KNOW. 220 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,428 >> Jimmy: THE REASON THAT HE'S A COMEDIAN IS 'CAUSE THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO HIM IN REAL 221 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:05,632 LIFE >> JUST THE DETAILS SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO OVERSELL IT 222 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,901 >> Jimmy: OKAY, I AGREE. I'M WITH MILEY IT DIDN'T HAPPEN 223 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:12,505 >> IT IS TRUE. >> IT WAS? [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:18,511 [ BUZZER ] * >> SO THIS IS, BY THE WAY, KIDS 225 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:22,048 AT HOME, THIS IS HOW YOU GET OUT OF, WHEN YOU BUSTED WITH DRUGS. 226 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:30,323 THIS IS HOW YOU GET OUT OF IT. NO, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOUR KIDS AS WELL, SO -- 227 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,826 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "WHEN UNCLE PETE COMES TO PARTY. 228 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:38,398 >> Jimmy: "UNCLE PETE, WHOA. SO WE WENT TO THE TRAIN STATION. 229 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:42,135 WE WALKED BACK UP. AND THESE TWO COPS FOLLOW US, RIGHT? 230 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,070 SO I OBVIOUSLY KNOW THEY'RE COPS BECAUSE I GREW UP IN LIKE A BLUE COLLAR FIREMAN COP, 231 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:52,946 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE >> Jimmy: YEAH 232 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,814 >> SO MY BOY GOES "OH, NO. AND HE JUST STARTS RUNNING, RIGHT? 233 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:58,318 SO THEY GO OBVIOUSLY AND TACKLE HIM AND PUT HIM IN CUFFS AND I JUST STAND THERE 234 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,587 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "GO AGAINST THE CAR. AND I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, 235 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:04,858 GUYS YOU KNOW, YOU DID YOUR JOB." >> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOU? 236 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,826 >> I WAS LIKE 16 YOU KNOW, I GOT BUSTED WITH WEED 237 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:13,066 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO RUN FROM THIS, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 238 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,902 >> I SKIPPED SCHOOL. I WAS A BAD BOY TODAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 239 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,104 AND THEY WROTE DOWN ALL MY INFORMATION. THEY WROTE DOWN MY BUDDY'S 240 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:23,543 INFORMATION. AND THEY WERE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT YOU CAN GO BACK TO CLASS 241 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,413 BECAUSE YOU'RE A STAND-UP GUY. AS FOR YOUR FRIEND RIGHT TO THE SLAMMER." 242 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,915 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WOW! 243 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,650 THAT'S A LESSON TO BE LEARNED RIGHT THERE. A LESSON TO BE LEARNED OUT 244 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:37,657 THERE. >> ALWAYS SUCCUMB. >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 245 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,859 MILEY CYRUS, PETE DAVIDSON WE'RE TALKING TO MILEY AND PETE MORE, AFTER THE BREAK. 246 00:17:39,859 --> 00:18:00,347 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 247 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,183 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE THE HOSTS OF "MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY" HOSTED BY 248 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,120 MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON, WHICH AIRS LIVE STARTING AT 10:30 P.M. NEW YEARS EVE ON NBC 249 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:12,625 AND PEACOCK. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON. 250 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:12,659 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON. 251 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:29,542 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 252 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,146 >> Jimmy: COME ON! THAT'S A TEAM. THE DYNAMIC DUO RIGHT THERE. 253 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,115 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 254 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,618 I APPRECIATE IT. >> THAT WAS FUN. I DON'T LIKE LOSING, THOUGH. 255 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:43,089 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, ME NEITHER >> THAT'S GONNA BUM ME OUT FOR A WHILE. 256 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,625 WE'LL HAVE TO JUST PLAY AGAIN. >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME, IN PERSON 257 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,794 YOU'VE ZOOMED. YOU'VE BEEN NICE ENOUGH TO ZOOM WITH US. 258 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:53,800 >> I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU HERE >> Jimmy: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU 259 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,436 YOU LIKE GREAT >> YES AND PLAY WITH THE ROOTS. 260 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,605 >> Jimmy: AND PLAY WITH THE ROOTS, TONIGHT COME ON. 261 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,140 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NO ONE BETTER, BUD 262 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,908 NO ONE BETTER. >> I'LL ALWAYS COME HERE FOR YOU. 263 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,511 IT'S THE MOST FUN I HAVE ON ANY SHOW, AND I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE FOR OUR DEBUT AS A DUO 264 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,913 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BIG NEW YEARS EVE BASH 265 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,015 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BIG NEW YEARS EVE BASH 266 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,518 PETE, I JUST SAW YOU AT THE KENNEDY CENTER HONORS. >> YEAH. 267 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,154 >> Jimmy: WHICH IS GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD IN A TUX, BUD. >> THANK YOU 268 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,222 >> RIGHT >> IT WAS THE FIRST TIME WEARING A SUIT IN LIKE, FOUR 269 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:20,927 YEARS. >> Jimmy: ISN'T IT IT WAS SO WEIRD TO ME. 270 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,463 >> IT WAS SUPER WEIRD. ME AND YOU, WE WERE ALL THERE TO HONOR LORNE MICHAELS, YOU 271 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,932 KNOW FOR -- HE WAS GETTING -- WHAT IS IT, A KENNEDY HONOR 272 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:29,569 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH KENNEDY CENTER [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:34,140 THAT'S WHAT IT'S -- YEAH [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> AND WE ALL HAD TO GO ON 274 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:38,511 STAGE THAT NIGHT AND LIKE, YOU KNOW, I'M AN EMOTIONAL GUY YOU KNOW 275 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:43,550 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> ME AND JIMMY WERE LIKE, IN THE CORNER 276 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,820 AND WE WERE, LIKE, JUST LOOKING FOR LORNE, BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S CLAPPING AND STANDING. 277 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,688 AND THERE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, 400-500 PEOPLE AND LORNE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, A SHORTER GUY. 278 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,191 SO HE'S JUST KIND OF IN THE MIX. AND WE WERE JUST LIKE, "LORNE, 279 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:56,129 LORNE, WHERE'S LORNE?" AND THEN ME AND JIMMY JUST GOES, "LOOK. 280 00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:58,865 AND LORNE'S LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] AND ME AND JIMMY JUST LIKE, 281 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,034 TEARS JUST STARTED STREAMING DOWN OUR FACES [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,436 >> Jimmy: WE GOT EMOTIONAL >> WE GOT SUPER EMOTIONAL. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE THE GUY. 283 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,940 >> YEAH, WE LOVE THAT GUY. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT HE WAVED AT US. 284 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,742 'CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE -- ONE OF THE BIGGEST HONORS YOU COULD EVER GET IN THIS COUNTRY, AND 285 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,210 EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST LIKE, BOWING AND "THANK YOU" AND "THANK YOU." 286 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:14,381 AND THEN HE JUST -- WAS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS SO COOL. 287 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:19,185 >> THE CUTEST. >> Jimmy: IT WAS SO REAL DO YOU GUYS GO BACK FROM "SNL" 288 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:22,789 IS THAT WHERE YOU GUYS MET >> YES >> YES 289 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:26,960 ORIGINALLY, AND THEN WE KIND OF, LIKE, KEPT IN TOUCH. WE WENT TO -- I TOOK PETE, I 290 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,663 THINK IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME GOING TO A GAY CLUB. >> YES 291 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,066 >> EVERYONE LOVES HIM THERE. >> I LOVED IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:37,203 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. I FELT LIKE THE COOLEST GUY 293 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,840 EVER >> YEAH, AT ONE POINT I LOOKED OVER, AND PETE, I DON'T KNOW IF 294 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,109 HE WAS AWARE THAT THERE WAS LIKE A PENIS ON YOUR HEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 295 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,878 >> OH, YEAH. I WAS JUST LIKE, CHILLING THERE WITH LIKE A DRINK. 296 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,946 LIKE, YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY GO OUT AND SHE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO INVITE ME OUT 297 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,684 AND I WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, SITTING THERE. AND FOR LIKE, I GUESS 298 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,185 20 MINUTES, THIS GUY'S [ BLEEP ] WAS JUST LIKE ON MY SHOULDER 299 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:57,991 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST LIKE, SMILING OVER THERE. 300 00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,959 AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "OH, ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WOW! 301 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,128 >> YEAH, I HAD A BRUISE THE NEXT DAY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 302 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:12,205 OH AY >> Jimmy: WOW. 303 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:16,676 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT "TRUE CONFESSIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,645 I ALSO HEARD THAT YOU GOT MATCHING TATTOOS >> WE DID, YEAH. 305 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:23,783 >> YEAH. IT WAS VERY DARK TIME, I THINK IN OUR LIVES 306 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:28,088 >> UH, NO. OKAY >> MAYBE FOR ME PERSONALLY 307 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,890 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WE WERE DRESSED AS BABIES EVERYTHING SEEMED FUN AND FINE 308 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,659 >> YES >> AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT'S GOING 309 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,929 ON WHY ARE YOU DRESSED AS BABIES? >> WE DID THIS "SNL" SKETCH 310 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:37,764 WHERE WE WERE BABIES THAT WERE RAPPING. >> YEAH, TRAP BABIES 311 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:43,570 >> TRAP BABIES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ONE OF THE MANY BRILLIANT IDEAS 312 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:47,273 THAT I BRING TO THE "SNL" TABLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,142 >> AND AT THE END, OUR EXCUSE FOR IT ALL, YOU KNOW, LARRY DAVID SAID "WHAT IS GOING 314 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:54,347 ON?" AND WE SAID, "WE BABIES. AND FOR SOME REASON LOOKED AT 315 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:58,318 EACH OTHER AND IT WAS LIKE, THAT'S A GREAT TATTOO. >> YEAH, WE WERE LIKE -- 316 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:01,488 >> WE'RE DOING THIS. >> YEAH. AND THEN WE DID. 317 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,189 I GOT MY TATTOO GUY TO COME TO 30 ROCK. >> SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WAS 318 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:08,061 SKETCH >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,897 CAME OUT A LITTLE WONKY. >> CAN'T WE GET A TATTOO BEFORE HE PRESSED SEND. 320 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,199 THE GUY WAS THERE WITH NEEDLES, PERMANENT INK. >> HE WAS SO EXCITED 321 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,368 >> YUP >> AND THEN I BURNED MINE OFF AND YOU STILL HAVE YOURS 322 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:19,205 >> SO I DIDN'T KNOW THAT UNTIL I SAW A SMART WATER COMMERCIAL EVERYONE SEEN THIS 323 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,940 WHERE HE'S DRINKING SMART WATER, GETTING HIS TATTOOS LASERED OFF. 324 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:24,344 AND I'M LIKE, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S RIGHT WHERE "WE BABIES" WAS. 325 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,546 SO I AM FORTUNATE ENOUGH - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT 326 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:32,619 "WE BABIES." I LOVE - >> BUT I STILL HAVE "WE BABIES" 327 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:35,488 RIGHT HERE ON MY FOOT. >> YEAH. >> YEAH AND NOT -- 328 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:39,092 >> THIS IS WHAT -- >> THIS IS WHAT'S LEFT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN GET IT 329 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,860 >> YEAH. NO IT'S NOT THERE, SO THEY CAN'T 330 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:45,331 REALLY GET IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 331 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,400 >> IT'S NO BABIES -- >> Jimmy: DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TATTOOS OF WE -- "WE 332 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,102 BABIES." >> YEAH. >> YEAH. 333 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:50,870 >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT THAT MEANS? >> YEAH, I STOPPED SMOKING WEED 334 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,872 THE NEXT DAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 335 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,375 >> FOR A COUPLE YEARS. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH THAT'S WHERE IT STOPPED. 336 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,576 >> WELL, AT LEAST WITH PETE, ANYWAYS. >> YEAH. 337 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,545 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE SHOW IS CALLED, "MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY," 338 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,647 WITH HOST MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON. MILEY, WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO 339 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:05,819 INVOLVE PETE DAVIDSON? >> WELL, BECAUSE FOR THIS SHOW, ONE THING THAT I REALLY WANTED 340 00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,687 TO FOCUS ON WAS THE MUSICALITY AND GETTING TO MUSICALLY DIRECT THE SHOW AND HAVE THAT BE THE 341 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:15,495 PRIORITY OF THE SHOW, THAT WE HAVE MORE OF LIKE A VARIETY SHOW, WHERE WE HAVE MUSIC. 342 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:21,634 THERE'S SOMEONE THERE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH IT DOESN'T FEEL JUST LIKE ANY 343 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,603 OTHER MUSIC EVENT THAT YOU SEE ALL YEAR, WHETHER IT'S AN AWARDS SHOW, IT SHOULD BE 344 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,872 A REAL CELEBRATION >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I THINK YOU GET THE BEST 345 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,741 OF THE BEST TO DO WHAT THEY'RE BEST AT. I KNOW WHAT I BRING TO THE 346 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:32,545 TABLE. IT'S MUSICIANSHIP. AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST, 347 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:37,083 COOLEST, HUNKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 348 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,687 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, GUYS >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT 349 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:45,125 OF YOU GUYS DOING A PROMO SHOOT FOR NEW YEARS EVE. LOOK AT THIS PHOTO RIGHT HERE. 350 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:48,294 >> YEAH! I DON'T KNOW HOW IT CAME OUT LIKE THAT. 351 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:53,333 I WAS SWEATING ALL DAY AND LOOKED LIKE [ BLEEP ]. BUT LIKE, I'M VERY THRILLED. 352 00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:56,936 LOOK AT THAT [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S AWESOME 353 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,439 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC >> MY MOM WAS LIKE, "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU." 354 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,508 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW'S YOUR MOM DOING >> OH, SHE'S THE BEST. 355 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,910 I MOVED OUT, SO SHE'S JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE HAS HER OWN HOUSE, YOU KNOW. 356 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,046 >> Jimmy: HOW IS MOM DOING >> MY MOM IS AWESOME MY FAMILY IS HAPPY, HEALTHY, 357 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:08,081 SAFE, ALL THE GOOD THINGS YOU WANT THEM TO BE. SO - 358 00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:10,150 >> Jimmy: DO YOUR MOMS KNOW EACH OTHER >> YEAH. 359 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:12,786 A LITTLE BIT THEY HUNG OUT. >> THEY MET THE SAME WAY WE 360 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:18,958 MET. IN A SKIT ON MOTHER'S DAY WHERE WE FORCED ALL THE MOMS IN "SNL" 361 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:25,065 TO BE IN THE OPENING NUMBER OF THE ELON MUSK EPISODE. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 362 00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:26,866 >> AND MY MOM, YEAH, AND MY MOM WAS REALLY THE ONLY PERSON THERE THAT WAS AS HIGH AS 363 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:31,905 PETE DAVIDSON. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,673 >> AND THEY WERE ACTING REALLY WEIRD, AND I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY. 365 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,308 AND THEN, I REALIZED >> YEAH. ME AND HER MOM WERE JUST 366 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,143 GIGGLING THE WHOLE ENTIRE NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,112 AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE WE LEFT, MILEY WAS LIKE, THAT'S MY MOM -- CAUSE EVERYBODY HAD 368 00:24:39,112 --> 00:24:41,514 MASKS. SHE WAS LIKE, "THAT'S MY MOM." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH [ BLEEP ]. 369 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:44,150 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS SAYING SOME FOUL [ BLEEP ] TO YOUR MOTHER 370 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,885 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOUR MOMS WENT OUT AND GOT TATTOOS SAYING 371 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,420 "WE MOMS." >> YEAH. "WE MOMMIES. 372 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,824 >> "WE MOMMIES." >> Jimmy: "WE MOMMIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 373 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,560 MORE WITH MILEY AND PETE, AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 374 00:24:53,560 --> 00:25:13,279 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 375 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:17,150 EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH MILEY CYRUS AND PETE DAVIDSON! 376 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:22,288 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TWO OF THE BEST OUT THERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 377 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:25,158 HERE YOU'RE -- YOU TWO ARE HOSTING A LIVE NEW YEARS EVE SHOW ON 378 00:25:25,158 --> 00:25:29,596 NBC. IT'S CALLED "MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY. 379 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:35,101 WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO DO A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY >> SO ONE THING I THINK THAT 380 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,137 GETS FOCUSED ON AT NEW YEAR'S TIME IS WHAT'S TO COME, BEING OPTIMISTIC, BEING HOPEFUL -- 381 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:43,710 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ABOUT ALL THESE THINGS THAT HAVEN'T HAPPENED YET, THAT WE 382 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:47,213 HAVE NO PROOF ARE GOING TO HAPPEN >> Jimmy: YEAH 383 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,082 >> AND WE KIND OF, ERASE EVERYTHING THAT DID HAPPEN AND WE FORGET TO HONOR IT AND LOOK 384 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:52,452 BACKWARDS, TOO AND LOOK AT THE -- EVEN THESE LAST, YOU KNOW, 385 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:54,954 YEAR-AND-A-HALF, TWO YEARS HAS BEEN ROUGH BUT THERE ARE THESE MICRO 386 00:25:54,954 --> 00:26:01,027 MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS I'M SURE ALL OF US CAN FIND MINE WAS -- I AM RECENTLY AN 387 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,930 AUNTIE SO I HAVE A LITTLE NEPHEW NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 388 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:09,102 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GREAT NEWS >> SO THAT'S -- THAT'S, YOU 389 00:26:09,102 --> 00:26:11,237 KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THIS YEAR HAS BEEN HARD, THE LAST YEAR AND A A HALF HAS BEEN HARD, YOU FIND 390 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,440 THOSE THINGS THAT WERE POSITIVE IN THE YEAR BEFORE AND YOU STILL GONNA LOOK 391 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,942 FORWARD TO WHAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET BUT I THINK OF HONORING BOTH SIDES OF THAT 392 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:22,415 SO I WANTED TO BRING THAT APPROACH AND I ALSO WANTED TO DO 393 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:25,885 SOMETHING THAT'S OBVIOUSLY, TRADITIONAL BUT I KNEW THAT WE WOULD DO IT IN A WAY THAT IS 394 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:28,088 UNIQUE AND UNCONVENTIONAL. AND WE DID THAT WITH STARTING BY GOING TO MIAMI. 395 00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:32,359 >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE DOING IT FROM MIAMI >> FROM MIAMI. 396 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:38,465 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOING TO BE A A PARTY. >> I DON'T LIKE TO BE COLD 397 00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:43,837 THAT'S WHY I'M IN THIS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I PACKED FOR YOUR STUDIO 398 00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:45,605 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND SO, THAT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT ALL THESE 399 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,407 OTHER SHOWS, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE ON BIG COATS EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SHAKING 400 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:48,975 AND FREEZING AND THEN -- >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE TIMES SQUARE - 401 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:51,077 >> I'M GOING TO HAVE NO CLOTHES ON PER USUAL [ LAUGHTER ] 402 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,579 HE'LL BE FUNNY AND I'LL BE NAKED AND TOGETHER, WE GOT A A SHOW 403 00:26:52,579 --> 00:26:54,381 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A PROMO RIGHT 404 00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:56,716 THERE. >> IT'S PERFECT. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE 405 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:58,818 TIMES SQUARE BEFORE ON NEW YEARS. >> YES 406 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,554 >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER SEEING YOU PERFORM. >> SO I HAD -- YEAH, I WAS A 407 00:27:01,554 --> 00:27:05,358 A LITTLE SCARRED FROM THAT BECAUSE THIS IS IN MY DAY OF WEARING THE "HANNAH" WIG 408 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:08,928 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT RAINED AND THEN IT WAS, LIKE, HAILING AND SNOWING 409 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,697 AND ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, LIKE, WHEN A -- YOU'VE SEEN THE -- LIKE, A KID GETTING THEIR 410 00:27:10,697 --> 00:27:12,032 TONGUE STUCK TO THE TELEPHONE POLE OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 411 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:17,704 >> THAT HAPPENED BUT WITH MY WIG. IT GOT ICE TO MY SKIN. 412 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,472 IT GOT FROZEN TO MY HEAD FROM IT BEING SO COLD OUTSIDE >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET IT 413 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,075 OFF? >> I HAD TO WAIT UNTIL IT MELTED 414 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:26,146 >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY! [ LAUGHTER ] >> MY MOM JUST WAS LIKE -- 415 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,214 [ HEAVY BREATHING ON MY HEAD UNTIL I COULD GET THE WIG OFF. 416 00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:32,719 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOW, PETE, HOW DID 417 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:36,623 YOU GET THE [ BLEEP OFF YOUR SHOULDER? [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:38,591 >> I WENT -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS INTERESTING. 419 00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:40,326 >> THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED >> Jimmy: MILEY, YOU'RE -- 420 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:46,232 YOU'RE ALSO OVERSEEING ALL THE MUSICAL PERFORMANCES >> YES 421 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,101 >> Jimmy: WHICH I THINK -- I THINK YOU HAVE, LIKE QUESTLOVE, HAVE A ENCYCLOPEDIC BRAIN WHEN 422 00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:54,541 IT COMES TO MUSIC. >> YEAH, WE SHARE A LOT OF THE SAME LOVE FOR THE SAME ARTISTS 423 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:55,975 TOO, WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO EXCITED TO PERFORM WITH THE ROOTS. 424 00:27:55,975 --> 00:28:02,082 BUT, YES, BECAUSE I -- >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE MUSIC YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. 425 00:28:02,082 --> 00:28:04,284 >> I WAS -- I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE MY SPOTIFY RAPS 426 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:06,152 YOU KNOW, THEY TELL YOU WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THROUGHOUT THE YEAR AND WHO YOU 427 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:08,788 LISTEN TO THE MOST IT SAID THAT I LISTEN TO 97% MORE MUSIC THAN THE AVERAGE 428 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:13,860 USER YEAH SO I LISTEN TO A LOT OF MUSIC 429 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:19,733 ALL THE TIME AND I'M JUST CONSTANTLY DISCOVERING BUT WHAT'S FUN IS TO DISCOVER 430 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:21,434 SOMETHING THAT'S OLDER THAT I CAN, KIND OF, REINVENT AND INTRODUCE TO MY AUDIENCE WHO 431 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,636 WOULDN'T KNOW SOME OF THESE SONGS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 432 00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:25,405 >> SO I'M -- THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS I'M MOST EXCITED ABOUT IS -- THIS SHOW IS -- YES, 433 00:28:25,405 --> 00:28:27,240 IT'S, KIND OF, A VARIETY SHOW BECAUSE THERE WILL BE SO MUCH VARIETY AND ARTISTRY AND I 434 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:37,283 DON'T THINK ONE GENRE IS BETTER OR MORE GENUINE THAN ANOTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH 435 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,252 >> I THINK THAT THERE IS A A SPACE FOR ALL OF IT AND I WANT TO CELEBRATE AND HONOR ALL 436 00:28:39,252 --> 00:28:41,554 OF IT. >> Jimmy: MIX IT UP. >> YEAH. 437 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,289 >> Jimmy: PETE, LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW, YOU TOLD -- YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE 438 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:46,259 TAKING SINGING LESSONS [ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU -- ARE YOU STILL TAKING 439 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:49,329 THE LESSONS? >> YEAH. WELL, YEAH, KIND OF. 440 00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:52,699 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH AND WILL YOU, MAYBE, SING ON 441 00:28:52,699 --> 00:28:54,567 NEW YEAR'S EVE >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO 442 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,302 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVEN -- EVEN BY MIDNIGHT 443 00:28:56,302 --> 00:29:00,140 CLOSER TO MIDNIGHT, NO >> MAYBE, MAYBE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 444 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:05,612 ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD PETE DAVIDSON, MILEY CYRUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 445 00:29:05,612 --> 00:29:08,348 TUNE IN TO THE "MILEY CYRUS HOSTING NEW YEAR'S EVE" 10:30 P.M. ON NBC. 446 00:29:08,348 --> 00:29:12,719 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY COME ON BACK NOW 447 00:29:12,719 --> 00:29:29,135 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 448 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:30,704 EMMY WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE "THE MATRIX 449 00:29:30,704 --> 00:29:36,943 RESURRECTIONS," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND ON HBO MAX DECEMBER 22ND. 450 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:41,047 IT IS AWESOME. PLEASE WELCOME YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II. 451 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:41,047 PLEASE WELCOME YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II. 452 00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:55,528 * * 453 00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:57,831 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A MOVIE STAR RIGHT THERE, BUD YOU LOOK SHARP 454 00:29:57,831 --> 00:30:00,033 THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. 455 00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:04,070 >> APPRECIATE YOU. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> THANKS FOR COMING BACK. 456 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:07,107 AND ALSO, NOW WE CAN SAY YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A NEW YORKER. >> HEY 457 00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:09,542 >> Jimmy: NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. IS IT UNREAL 458 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:13,580 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH, YEAH. I'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD ABOUT 459 00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:16,116 FOUR YEARS, SINCE JANUARY 2017 YEAH WORKING, WORKING, WHICH I'M 460 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:19,252 FORTUNATE. YOU KNOW, BEING IN THAT POSITION 461 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:22,522 BUT NOW, I HAVE GOT A PLACE. I CAN SIT DOWN, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YES. 462 00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:25,058 >> GET INTO A LITTLE BIT OF NORMALCY GO FOR WALKS 463 00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:29,195 >> Jimmy: YES, GOOD. WELCOME. I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS ON 464 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,064 STARTING YOUR PRODUCTION COMPANY. >> YEAH, YEAH. 465 00:30:31,064 --> 00:30:36,536 >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT THAT >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH SO IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED A 466 00:30:36,536 --> 00:30:38,304 A COUPLE DAYS AGO, MY PRODUCTION COMPANY HOUSE 1110 IS IN PARTNERSHIP WITH NETFLIX, 467 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:42,676 SO I'LL BE ABLE TO, YOU KNOW, PRODUCE MY OWN FILMS AND REALLY PUT MY IDEAS OUT 468 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:45,045 INTO THE WORLD, SO I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT. >> Jimmy: HOUSE 1110 469 00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:47,781 >> HOUSE 1110. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 470 00:30:47,781 --> 00:30:52,752 >> YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: I WAS READING BEFORE 471 00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:54,688 ACTING, YOU STUDIED ARCHITECTURE AND YOU STILL DRAW IN YOUR FREE TIME. 472 00:30:54,688 --> 00:30:59,592 >> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DRAW 473 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:00,927 >> YOU KNOW, IT DEPENDS WHAT I'M WORKING ON SOMETIMES, I DRAW MY 474 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:05,799 CHARACTERS I TRY TO DRAW BUILDINGS AND THINGS LIKE THAT EVERY ONCE IN 475 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:12,806 A WHILE JUST TO KEEP THAT MUSCLE GOING LAST YEAR, I HAD A LOT OF FUN 476 00:31:12,806 --> 00:31:15,875 GETTING ON MY INSTAGRAM LIVE WITH MY FANS AND SUPPORTERS. DOING PORTRAITS AND THINGS LIKE 477 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,744 THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I SAW THIS YEAH 478 00:31:17,744 --> 00:31:19,779 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO I HAVE A THING, BUT COULD YOU, IF I GIVE YOU A 479 00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:21,681 A MARKER AND A PAPER, COULD YOU DRAW A PORTRAIT OF ME? >> OH, YEAH, NO DOUBT. 480 00:31:21,681 --> 00:31:24,617 NO DOUBT LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 481 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:28,121 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IF YOU GOT YOURS -- 482 00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:31,224 YEAH, OKAY OKAY, YEAH, THERE YOU GO YOU GRAB SOME MARKER, PEN AND 483 00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:37,097 PAPER AND WE'LL DO IT LIKE THIS I'LL DO IT WITHIN 15 SECONDS 484 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:40,133 BUT THIS IS THE RULES, RIGHT WE'VE GOT TO KEEP EYE CONTACT THE ENTIRE TIME. 485 00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:45,171 >> Jimmy: OH, NO >> NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST LET YOUR EYE FOLLOW 486 00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:50,110 JUST LET YOUR HANDS FOLLOW YOUR EYES HERE WE GO 487 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:52,278 OKAY WE'VE GOT SOME DRAWING MUSIC >> Jimmy: READY, BUD 488 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,147 >> YEAH, OKAY, HERE WE GO, BOOM >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 489 00:31:54,147 --> 00:31:58,184 YEAH >> YOU'RE JUST LETTING YOUR EYES - 490 00:31:58,184 --> 00:31:59,819 JUST KIND OF LET YOUR EYES GO WITH THE MUSIC THERE YOU GO 491 00:31:59,819 --> 00:32:07,160 * [ SCATTING ] >> Jimmy: I WAS GETTING CLOSE 492 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,229 AS I CAN GET TO WHEN I'M DONE. OKAY, READY? * 493 00:32:09,229 --> 00:32:17,637 [ SCATTING ] * LET'S SEE. 494 00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:24,978 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT BAD 495 00:32:24,978 --> 00:32:35,088 HERE'S MINE RIGHT HERE [ APPLAUSE ] I SWEAR, YOU'RE MUCH BETTER 496 00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:41,094 LOOKING THAN THAT. THAT ACTUALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE ME THOUGH. 497 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:42,962 I'LL TAKE THAT ONE >> I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER 498 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,198 THAN ME AT THIS. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE - >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 499 00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:49,769 ABOUT? THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU WHO IS THAT? 500 00:32:49,769 --> 00:32:53,373 I'M GOING TO SIGN IT, MAN. I'M GOING TO SIGN IT JUST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT 501 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,342 YOU'RE GOING TO DO WITH IT >> NOW ARE YOU GOING TO PUT YOUR REAL SIGNATURE ON IT? 502 00:32:55,342 --> 00:33:00,814 >> Jimmy: NO I SIGNED IT PETE DAVIDSON. NOW IT'S WORTH SOMETHING 503 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:04,384 CAN WE TALK ABOUT "MATRIX? >> YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE MATRIX," 504 00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:07,253 MAN. THE MATRIX IS SO, SO, SO DAMN COOL, MAN. 505 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:09,456 I'M EXCITED TO BE STEPPING BACK INTO THIS WORLD. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MORPHEUS. 506 00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:14,594 WELL, YES. YES. >> YEAH. 507 00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:17,330 I CAN SAY IT, I'M MORPHEUS >> Jimmy: I CAN'T SAY HOW YOU'RE MORPHEUS. 508 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,299 >> NO. NO, BECAUSE THEY GET MAD WHEN I DO SAY THAT I'M MORPHEUS, YOU 509 00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,067 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> SUPER FANS. BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS SO LOYAL. 510 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:26,973 AND IT MAKES SENSE I MEAN, I'M LOYAL TO LAWRENCE FISHBURNE AND, YOU 511 00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:31,544 KNOW, TO HIS MORPHEUS. LET'S GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE 512 00:33:31,544 --> 00:33:33,680 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY >> BUT I WANT TO TAKE IF YOU COULD ALLOW ME THE OPPORTUNITY 513 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:39,953 TO SAY I'M NOT -- I WAS NOT HIRED TO REPLACE LAWRENCE FISHBURNE 514 00:33:39,953 --> 00:33:41,654 >> Jimmy: NO -- NO, NO >> I WAS NOT ALSO HIRED TO DO A LAWRENCE FISHBURNE 515 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:47,494 IMPERSONATION. >> Jimmy: NO, THAT IS NOT -- WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU'LL GET IT 516 00:33:47,494 --> 00:33:50,563 >> WHEN THE FILM COMES OUT, IT WILL MAKE SENSE. IT WILL BE COOL. 517 00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:56,770 AND IF NOT, I STILL GOT PAID [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 518 00:33:56,770 --> 00:34:02,575 IT IS FANTASTIC. ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 519 00:34:02,575 --> 00:34:04,144 HERE'S YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II IN "THE MATRIX RESURRECTION." TAKE A LOOK. 520 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:04,177 "THE MATRIX RESURRECTION." TAKE A LOOK. 521 00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:15,822 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO 522 00:34:15,822 --> 00:34:22,262 YOU WANTED THIS. THIS WAS YOUR IDEA >> IT WAS A TEST 523 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:29,969 AN EXPERIMENT. >> AN EXPERIMENT YOU PUT ME IN A TINY -- 524 00:34:29,969 --> 00:34:36,810 SEARCHING FOR YOU AS AN EXPERIENCE LET ME TO BANG MY HEAD AS AN 525 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:39,512 EXPERIMENT >> -- IS BREAKING DOWN >> HE HASN'T TAKEN THE PILL. 526 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:43,583 >> WHAT? THERE IS NO TIME >> I KNOW. 527 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,186 I KNOW HE'S JUST HAVING A MOMENT. >> DOES HE KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS 528 00:34:46,186 --> 00:34:49,923 TO HACK THAT MIRROR? >> STILL OPEN. >> THIS CAN'T BE REAL. 529 00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:58,231 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II. 530 00:34:58,231 --> 00:34:59,766 "THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS" IS IN THEATERS AND HBO MAX ON DECEMBER 22nd. 531 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:04,037 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MILEY CYRUS COME ON BACK 532 00:35:04,037 --> 00:35:24,057 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING A COVER OF 533 00:35:24,057 --> 00:35:27,861 "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME," ONCE AGAIN, MILEY CYRUS 534 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:35,168 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> PETE DAVIDSON, THIS SONG IS 535 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:40,473 FOR YOU. WHEN I SAW THOSE PHOTOS. THIS IS WHAT I PLAYED. 536 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:58,458 >> OH THANK YOU. * 537 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:13,039 DOWN THE AISLE AND AS HE PASSED ME BY * * HE TURNED T 538 00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:20,380 ME AND GAVE ME A SMILE * * THEN THE PREACHER 539 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:34,461 THEN THE PREACHE THE PREACHER JOINE THEIR HANDS * 540 00:36:34,461 --> 00:36:42,235 * AND ALL THE PEOPLE TH THE PEOPLE BEGAN TO STAN WHEN I SHOUTED * 541 00:36:42,235 --> 00:36:49,242 * IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M OH IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M YOU KNOW, PETE, IT 542 00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:58,418 SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME * * BABY HOW COULD YO DO THIS TO ME ON THE 543 00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:05,091 WEEK OF PROMOTING OU SPECIAL * * YOU MADE A PROMISE THAT 544 00:37:05,091 --> 00:37:19,172 WE NEVER THOUGHT AND NOW YOU STANDING THERE SAYING I DO * 545 00:37:19,172 --> 00:37:22,142 * WHILE YOUR HOLDING HAND WITH SOMEBODY NE WHEN YOU KNOW * 546 00:37:22,142 --> 00:37:34,254 * IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME WELL YOU KNOW IT 547 00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:49,235 SHOULD BEEN ME * * PETE HOW DID YO DO THIS TO M 548 00:37:49,235 --> 00:37:54,908 THE PREACHER, OH, YEAH THE PREACHER ASKED WOULD * * THERE BE SILENC 549 00:37:54,908 --> 00:38:03,116 PLEASE * >> IF THERE ARE ANY OBJECTIONS TO THIS WEDDING, SPEAK NOW - 550 00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:06,853 * OR FOREVER, FOREVER HOL YOUR PEACE AND I STOOD UP I SAID * 551 00:38:06,853 --> 00:38:16,363 * IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M OH IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN M IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME 552 00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:22,802 JUMPED RIGHT OUT OF MY * * SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME PETE DAVIDSON, HOW ARE 553 00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:29,342 YOU GOING TO D THIS TO ME * * OH YEAH, IT SHOUL 554 00:38:29,342 --> 00:38:35,248 HAVE BEEN ME IN THAT LAMBORGHINI LEAVIN THAT NICE RESTAURANT * 555 00:38:35,248 --> 00:38:44,657 * I'M GOING TO WATC A MOVIE AT FREAKING STATEN ISLAND 556 00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:49,696 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME * * BABY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 557 00:38:49,696 --> 00:39:01,041 MILEY'S NEW YEAR'S EVE * >> WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 558 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:07,414 * O OH YOU KNOW IT SHOULD'VE IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME * 559 00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:24,531 IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME * * 560 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:36,142 * YOU WANDERED WHY YOUR 561 00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:44,451 NAME WASN'T ON THE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW. 562 00:39:44,451 --> 00:39:52,425 COME ON NOW. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT MILEY CYRUS! 563 00:39:52,425 --> 00:39:55,595 CATCH MILEY'S NEW YEARS EVE PARTY HOSTED BY MILEY CYRUS. PETE DAVIDSON. 564 00:39:55,595 --> 00:40:01,401 DECEMBER 31st. SPEND NEW YEARS WITH THESE GUYS 565 00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:03,269 MY THANKS TO PETE DAVIDSON, YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, MILEY CYRUS. 566 00:40:03,269 --> 00:40:07,941 ONCE AGAIN, THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 567 00:40:07,941 --> 00:40:10,477 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 568 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:10,477 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE