1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,780 >> Announcer: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE 2 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:19,919 HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:23,857 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHLOE GRACE MORETZ 4 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:28,128 NICK THUNE MUSICAL GUEST WIZKID FEATURING TEMS 5 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:35,669 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW QuestLove: 1566. >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS 6 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:41,941 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:44,077 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:44,077 --> 00:01:02,762 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:06,800 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. PLEASE, WELCOME. I LOVE YOU 10 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,303 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:13,907 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE APPRECIATE IT. 12 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:18,278 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELL GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 13 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:22,082 TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN HELD A A BIG ONE-ON-ONE VIDEO CALL WITH RUSSIAN PRESIDENT 14 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:26,386 VLADIMIR PUTIN THAT LASTED TWO HOURS. AND LIKE MOST TWO-HOUR MEETINGS 15 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:32,926 OVER ZOOM, PUTIN WAS LIKE, "THIS COULD HAVE BEEN EMAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:36,529 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME PUTIN COULD SEE BIDEN ON CAMERA WHEN BIDEN 17 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:41,568 ACTUALLY KNEW HE WAS ON CAMERA [ LAUGHTER ] ZOOM MEETINGS WITH PUTIN ARE 18 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:44,637 INTERESTING. SOME PEOPLE GO WITHOUT PANTS PUTIN JUST GOES WITHOUT HIS 19 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:49,876 SHIRT. [ LAUGHTER ] SPACE BACKGROUND, TOO. 20 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,812 I SAW THAT BEFORE THE BIG MEETING, BIDEN SPOKE WITH THE LEADERS OF GERMANY, FRANCE, 21 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:57,117 ITALY AND THE U.K. THAT'S NOT ALL SEVERAL OTHER EUROPEAN LEADERS 22 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:01,788 REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM ADVICE HERE'S WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY. CHECK THIS OUT 23 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,691 FIRST, YOU HAVE PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON. HE TOLD BIDEN, "NEVER GET YOUR 24 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:09,329 HAIR CUT FROM A SUPER CUTS THAT HAS 1.5 STARS ON YELP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 25 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,197 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NOT THE ADVICE - >> Steve: YEAH 26 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:13,700 >> Jimmy: NOT THE ADVICE HE WAS ASKING FOR >> Steve: GOOD ADVICE THOUGH 27 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,203 >> Jimmy: NEXT, WE HAVE IRISH PRESIDENT MICHAEL D. HIGGINS HE SAID, "FORGET ABOUT THE 28 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:20,473 PUTIN CALL WE HAVE TO TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR." 29 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:27,380 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT, WE HAVE PRESIDENT ERDOGAN OF TURKEY. 30 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,315 HE TOLD BIDEN, "I'VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT OTHER WORLD LEADERS RESPOND TO ME BREATHING HEAVILY 31 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:35,689 INTO THE PHONE AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 32 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:39,726 AFTER THAT, WE HAVE ITALIAN PRESIDENT SERGIO MATTARELLA. HE SAID, "I KNOW I MAY BE YOUR 33 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:42,996 GRANDMA'S NEW BOYFRIEND, BUT JUST KNOW I MAKE HER REALLY HAPPY. 34 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:52,505 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HERE'S SCOTLAND'S FIRST MINISTER, NIKOLA STURGEON. 35 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,942 SHE TOLD BIDEN, "IF YOU SELL 18 KNIVES IN ONE MONTH, THAT MAKES YOU PART OF OUR PLATINUM 36 00:02:55,942 --> 00:03:02,716 DIAMOND CLUB." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, PRESIDENT 37 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:07,253 GEORGE VELLA OF MALTA GAVE BIDEN SOME ADVICE. HE SAID, "THE RARE CATERPILLARS 38 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:11,424 THAT LIVE ON MY FACE SAY 'GOOD LUCK.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 39 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:16,229 AT LEAST THAT'S SOMETHING. WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. CHINA'S MOON ROVER SPOTTED A 40 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:20,066 A MYSTERIOUS CUBE SHAPED OBJECT ON THE MOON'S SURFACE. AND EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS 41 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:23,570 TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO KNOWS 42 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:29,476 THE TRUTH, IT'S RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,977 YEAH, THE SAME INTERNET THAT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT THE COLOR OF A DRESS 44 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:40,954 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] WELL, THIS IS COOL 45 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:45,325 I JUST SAW THAT NICOLAS CAGE HAS BEEN CAST AS DRACULA IN A NEW MOVIE. 46 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:48,928 AND HERE NOW, ON THE PHONE, TO TALK ABOUT IT IS NICOLAS CAGE. NICK 47 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:55,268 NICK, ARE YOU THERE? >> JIMMY, IT'S MY DISTINCT HONOR TO BE TALKING WITH YOU 48 00:03:55,268 --> 00:04:01,174 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE SO YOU'VE BEEN CAST AS DRACULA 49 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,243 >> IT'S TRUE I'M GOING TO PLAY THE KING OF THE BATS 50 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,779 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT THAT'S GREAT >> I NEVER HEARD OF DRACULA 51 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:09,849 UNTIL YESTERDAY. BUT GET THIS, JIMMY. HE'S AN OLD RUSSIAN GUY WHO'S 52 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:15,055 OBSESSED WITH WEARING CAPES. THAT'S KIND OF HIS WHOLE THING >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I THINK 53 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:19,092 THERE'S MORE TO DRACULA THAN HIS CAPE >> HEY, WANT TO HEAR ME DO MY 54 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,594 DRACULA, JIMMY >> Jimmy: SURE OF COURSE. 55 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,864 LET'S HEAR IT. >> OKAY. HERE WE GO 56 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:30,904 "GET THAT GARLIC AWAY FROM ME! IT ALMOST GOT ON MY CAPE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:34,174 >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS GREAT, NICK I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY 58 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:39,312 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE >> JIMMY, GUESS WHO'S GONNA PLAY FRANKENSTEIN? 59 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:44,217 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, WHO? >> AWW JEEZ. I MEAN, OH COOL. 60 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:46,186 I MEAN, I JUST GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. NOW I'M LIKE ALL GREEN AND 61 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:49,155 STUFF. >> Jimmy: WOW, OH MY GOSH. JOHN TRAVOLTA IS GOING TO BE 62 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:51,458 PLAYING FRANKENSTEIN >> YEAH. LIKE, I'M JUST LIKE, GREEN 63 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,627 FREAK, YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE A FREAKY GREEN GUY LIKE EATING BRAINS OR 64 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,564 SOMETHING. >> LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, JACK 65 00:04:57,564 --> 00:05:01,267 FRANKENSTEIN DOES NOT WEAR A A CAPE >> OH, COME ON, MAN. 66 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,236 JUST BECAUSE I'M GREEN DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T WEAR A CAPE, RIGHT? 67 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:07,273 SANDY. >> BACK OFF. THIS IS THE DRAC SHOW AND DON'T 68 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:10,343 YOU FORGET IT! >> OH, MAN, YOUR VOICE IS KIND OF LOUD. 69 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,545 RIGHT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT TO DO THIS MOVIE NO MORE. 70 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,514 NO WAY >> WAY >> NO WAY. 71 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:18,218 >> WAY >> NO WAY. >> I IMPLORE YOU, WAY. 72 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,420 >> NO. >> YES >> NO, NO. 73 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,589 >> YES, YES. >> JUST STOP >> JUST START. 74 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,557 I'M GOING. >> I'M COMING. >> NO THANKS 75 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,526 >> YES, YOU'RE WELCOME GOODBYE. >> HELLO 76 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:30,263 >> NO WAY. SANDY. [ DIAL TONE 77 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:37,671 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LOOK, GUYS, JUST FIGURE IT OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 78 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,073 I HATE TO SEE TWO OF MY FAVORITE CELEBRITIES ARGUING LIKE THAT ON TELEVISION. 79 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,576 >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. THAT'S CRAZY A TROLL DOLL 80 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,211 >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, IN A NEW SURVEY, 70% OF AMERICAN DOG OWNERS SAY THAT THE DOG 81 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:52,085 OVEREATS DURING THE HOLIDAYS YEAH THEN THEIR DOGS ARE LIKE, "IT'S 82 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,653 CALLED SEASONAL DEPRESSION AND TELLING EVERYONE IS NOT HELPING. 83 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:57,524 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOUR DOG OVEREATS WHEN HE DROPS AN ALKA-SELTZER IN THE 84 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,027 TOILET BOWL BEFORE DRINKING, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,331 GET THIS A PUB OWNER IN THE U.K. CLAIMS THAT SECURITY FOOTAGE FROM HIS 86 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:11,671 BAR SHOWS PROOF OF SUPERNATURAL ACTIVITY THERE'S ONLY ONE GUY SITTING AT 87 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:15,041 THE BAR WHEN IT HAPPENS. SO JUST WATCH THE BEER NEXT TO HIM VERY CLOSE 88 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:15,909 HIM VERY CLOSE JUST WATCH 89 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:23,249 [ INDISCERNIBLE 90 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:29,723 >> OH! [ INDISCERNIBLE >> THAT IS VERY ODD. 91 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,226 >> OH MY GOD >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,828 THE PUB WAS LIKE, "CASPER, DO WE NEED TO CALL YOUR WIFE TO COME GET YOU AGAIN?" 93 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,263 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S LAZIEST GHOST I'VE EVER SEEN 94 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:40,433 HAUNTED A MANSION FOR 500 YEARS. THIS GUY IS LIKE, "WELL, I 95 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,370 KNOCKED OVER A GLASS ONCE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, FORGET THE GHOST. 96 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:46,339 THE CRAZIEST THING IS THAT SEVEN-YEAR-OLD BARTENDER I LIKE THAT GUY. 97 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:57,484 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HIM >> Steve: "HERE YOU GO." 98 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,452 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, A MAN IN ENGLAND SPENT MONTHS BUILDING THE COUNTRY'S LARGEST TRAINSET 99 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:03,823 IN HIS BASEMENT WHILE KEEPING IT A SECRET FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND 100 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,761 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OFFICIALS THINK HE'S LYING BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER SAID 101 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:11,898 THE WORD GIRLFRIEND AND MODEL TRAIN SET IN THE SAME SENTENCE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 102 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:12,732 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 103 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:30,150 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,653 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 106 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:36,489 SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "MOTHER/ANDROID," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON HULU 107 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:41,628 DECEMBER 17th. CHLOE GRACE MORETZ IS HERE TODAY. 108 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:49,936 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, HE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 109 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,705 ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS OUT THERE. HIS KNOWN EUROPEAN STAND-UP 110 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:56,609 TOUR KICKS OFF LATER THIS MONTH. AND HIS NEW MOVIE "MIX TAPE" IS 111 00:07:56,609 --> 00:08:00,013 STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX NICK THUNE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 112 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:07,120 AND GREAT MUSIC FROM WIZKID FEATURING TEMS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 113 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:12,258 IT WAS AN EXCITING DAY FOR ME TODAY. >> Steve: SO WHAT HAPPENED 114 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:18,264 >> Jimmy: MY SONG IS OUT I HAVE A SINGLE OUT CALLED "IT WAS A (MASK CHRISTMAS.)" 115 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,300 THAT'S ME -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- THAT'S ME, AND 116 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,736 ARIANNA GRANDE AND MEGAN THEE STALLION. IT'S AVAILABLE ON ANY STREAMING 117 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:26,306 SERVICE. ANYTHING YOU'RE LISTENING TO BUT SO I WAS DOING SOME PRESS 118 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:30,176 THIS MORNING TALKING, WHICH IS RARE TALKING ABOUT MY SONG, WHICH IS 119 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:35,215 FUN. AND I WENT TO DO ELVIS DURAN IN THE MORNING. 120 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:38,051 Z100 I LOVE THOSE GUYS. THE WHOLE MORNING SHOW 121 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:42,188 AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN PERSON IN OVER A YEAR. ZOOM, MAYBE. 122 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:47,193 IT WAS GREAT TO SEE HIM. I WAS TALKING TO HIM, AND THEY PLAYED THE SONG AND I WAS LIKE, 123 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,962 YOU KNOW, I GO, "IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME TO HEAR MY SONG ON THE RADIO BECAUSE I'M A GIANT 124 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:59,372 FAN OF RADIO GROWING UP. MY DAD -- MY MOM AND DAD WERE SO INTO RADIO. 125 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:03,610 THEY PLAYED IT EVERY DAY MY DAD HAD ME AND MY SISTER CLIMB INTO THE ATTIC TO PUT 126 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:08,882 WIRE SO WE COULD GET RECEPTION TOTALLY SAFE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,684 WE COULD GET WCBS AND LISTEN TO COUSIN BRUCIE, YOU KNOW, IN SAUGERTIES, NEW YORK WHERE WE 128 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:19,359 LIVED. THE "NORM N. NITE TRAIN SHOW" OR SOMETHING 129 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:23,196 AND I LISTENED TO, GROWING UP, K104 WAS MY STATION. SKYWALKER DOES A GOOD JOB 130 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,165 THERE. BUT ANYWAYS, I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT, HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME 131 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:29,035 TO HAVE MY SONG PLAY ON THE RADIO. AND HE GOES, "ALL RIGHT, WELL, 132 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:36,076 I KNOW YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE OFFICE." WE'RE DOWN -- HE'S IN NEW YORK 133 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,611 I GO, "YEAH. HE GOES, "I'LL GIVE YOU A MINUTE TO GET OUT OF THE 134 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:41,548 BUILDING AND THEN TUNE INTO Z100 SO YOU CAN HEAR YOUR SONG ON THE RADIO." 135 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:46,252 I JUST -- THAT WAS A COOL MOVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO ELVIS DURAN AND THE MORNING 136 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,221 SHOW THAT WAS A CLASS ACT I APPRECIATE THAT. 137 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,491 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU IHEARTRADIO, TOO I APPRECIATE THAT SONG 138 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:58,164 "(MASKED CHRISTMAS.) OH, TIG NOTARO TIG, HEY 139 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:05,705 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * CAN I HELP YOU 140 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:10,310 OH, MY GOODNESS. >> OH, THAT'S OKAY I WAS JUST HEADED OFF TO THE 141 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,380 AIRPORT. DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN? >> Jimmy: NO, PLEASE 142 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,448 NO, ABSOLUTELY YEAH TIG NOTARO, EVERYBODY. 143 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,952 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE OFF TO THE AIRPORT. >> YEAH. 144 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,354 >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE JUST HERE LAST NIGHT ON OUR SHOW. >> YEAH. 145 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,523 IT'S ALSO "AMERICA'S SWEETHEART" TIG NOTARO >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 146 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:29,329 I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I FORGOT AMERICA'S SWEETHEART 147 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:34,234 >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP, BUDDY HOW CAN I HELP YOU 148 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,002 >> WELL, LAST NIGHT WHEN I DID YOUR SHOW I HAD SHOWN A PICTURE OF AN ACTRESS -- OR JUST A 149 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:41,341 A CELEBRITY. I DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME ON A FLIGHT 150 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:45,845 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> DO YOU HAVE THE PICTURE STILL? 151 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,914 >> Jimmy: I DO FROM LAST NIGHT. >> YEAH. 152 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,449 IT'S RIGHT THERE >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE PHOTO, YEAH 153 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,851 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE WERE TRYING TO GUESS WHO THE CELEBRITY WAS. 154 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:54,587 >> WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS >> Jimmy: NO, PEOPLE WERE COMING UP TO HER THE WHOLE 155 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,424 FLIGHT AND SAYING, "I LOVE YOUR WORK." >> YEAH, THEY WERE LIKE, "OH 156 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,160 EVEN WITH A MASK, I KNOW WHO -- DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THIS OFF 157 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,663 >> Jimmy: NO, IT LOOKS COMFORTABLE, BY THE WAY. >> DO YOU WANT TO WEAR IT? 158 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:08,068 >> Jimmy: NO >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,338 BUT OBVIOUSLY, SOON. THEY WERE LIKE, "YEAH, EVEN WITH THE MASK I KNOW WHO YOU 160 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:16,209 ARE AND THE HAIR." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND JUST THE WHOLE FLIGHT I 161 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,311 WAS LIKE, "WHO THE HELL IS THIS PERSON?" >> Jimmy: YEAH 162 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:22,082 >> AND THEN YOU POSTED IT ONLINE >> Jimmy: YEAH 163 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,983 >> WELL, I GUESS YOU ALSO AIRED YOUR SHOW. YEAH 164 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,720 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCH OUR SHOW AS WELL.. 165 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,089 >> HOWEVER YOU GET YOUR "TONIGHT SHOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH 166 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:34,094 >> THIS WAS ONLINE AND THE INTERNET DID ITS WORK. >> Jimmy: YEAH 167 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:41,267 AND FIGURED IT OUT >> FIGURED OUT WHO IT IS AND IT IS REBECCA WISOCKY. 168 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,738 >> Jimmy: REBECCA WISOCKY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 169 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,840 * >> Jimmy: SHE IS ON THE SHOW - >> YEAH. 170 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,443 YEAH >> Jimmy: SHE'S ON THE SHOW "GHOST" ON CBS 171 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:55,582 >> YEAH, THAT'S WHY I CAME BY. I CAME BY. I CAME BY -- 172 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,317 WELL, I CAME BY ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT AND TO LET EVERYONE KNOW 173 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:02,455 THAT AND TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT SHE'S ON "GHOST" ON CBS 9:00 P.M 174 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:08,361 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, GOOD I'M GLAD 175 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,430 >> ON THURSDAY >> Jimmy: THURSDAY NIGHTS. >> YEAH, THURSDAY NIGHTS 176 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,532 >> Jimmy: TUNE INTO CBS ON THURSDAY THANKS TIG 177 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,934 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS. >> BUT I HAVE TO GO. 178 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,972 >> Jimmy: HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT TIG NOTARO, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR COMING BY AND 179 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,909 CLEARING THAT UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 180 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,945 I APPRECIATE THIS. >> AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. >> Jimmy: AMERICA'S SWEETHEART 181 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:31,418 TIG NOTARO, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR CHECKING IN ON US [ APPLAUSE ] 182 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,186 * OH MY GOSH YOU ALL RIGHT? 183 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,255 >> I GOT, GOT IT >> Jimmy: YOU GOT IT >> GOT IT, YEAH. 184 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,223 THANK YOU. I GOT IT >> Jimmy: TAKE CARE. 185 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,958 BE WELL. >> BYE >> Jimmy: TIG NOTARO 186 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,695 [ APPLAUSE ] HER TICKETS TO HER "HELLO AGAIN" TOUR GO TO 187 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:45,732 TIGNOTARO.COM. SHE'S GONNA BE AT LARGO IN L.A. THIS SUNDAY. 188 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,902 TIG NOTARO >> Steve: AND WHEN'S "GHOST" ON 189 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,004 >> Jimmy: "GHOST" IS APPARENTLY ON - >> Steve: CBS. 190 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:56,476 >> Jimmy: A CBS COMEDY "GHOST" IS ON THURSDAYS AT 9:00. 191 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,278 GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY NINE SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK WHICH MEANS IT 192 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,147 IS TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS 193 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:06,920 SWEATERS." COME ON. 194 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,658 * 12 DAYS O CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 9 DAYS LEFT * 195 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,427 >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIGHT. EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE 196 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,196 LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER A NICE CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS 197 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:27,273 CABNIT." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, SINCE THERE ARE NINE SHOWS 198 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:32,212 LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER NINE [ DRUM ROLL 199 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:36,249 ARE YOU READY, BUD >> YEP >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO 200 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:42,155 OH, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT IT. YEAH * 201 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:48,695 OH, MY GOSH. WOW! YOU CAN TELL BY THE REACTION 202 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN TELL BY THE REACTION IN THE AUDIENCE THAT EVERYONE 203 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:57,771 WANTS TO WEAR THIS IT IS GORGEOUS "NOEL," IT SAYS ON THERE 204 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,773 SO LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR SEAT 205 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:03,143 NUMBER OKAY AND IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME 206 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,678 ON DOWN. QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE 207 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,614 QuestLove: YUP [ DRUMROLL ] >> Jimmy: WHO WANTS A SWEATER? 208 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:12,852 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 2-7-0! 209 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:24,330 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON DOWN 210 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:37,811 * * HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 211 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:43,817 WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS DONOVAN AND I'M FROM LONDON. 212 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,753 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! DONOVAN FROM LONDON. 213 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,155 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON, IT DOES GET COLD IN LONDON 214 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:52,325 DOESN'T IT >> VERY COLD NOW, YES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND DO YOU HAVE 215 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,760 ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN YOUR WARDROBE >> NO WAY, MAN 216 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,097 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS THE FIRST TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH 217 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:02,702 IT'S ONE OF A KIND DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT ON OVER THE SWEATSHIRT? 218 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:09,275 YEAH THERE'S NO REAL FRONT OR BACK. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT 219 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:13,546 YEAH, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE ARE HOLES IN IT, TO BE HONEST 220 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,049 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH LOOK AT THIS 221 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,917 OH, NO * DON, I CAN ALREADY TELL. 222 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:21,287 I CAN ALREADY TELL I CAN ALREADY TELL OH, MY GOODNESS! 223 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:25,792 I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS IS LOOKING GOOD LOOK AT THAT 224 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:29,929 COME ON NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON, SPIN AROUND 225 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:35,735 YEAH, THEY SEE IT! LET ME SEE IT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 226 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:39,539 YO CONGRATULATIONS! IT LOOKS GREAT ON YOU. 227 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:43,376 LET'S GIVE OUR WINNER A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. STICK AROUND 228 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,779 WE'LL BE BACK WITH "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD" TALENT SHOW. COME ON BACK 229 00:15:45,779 --> 00:16:02,128 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 230 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,931 EVERYBODY. WE LOVE OUR AUDIENCE YOU WATCH US EVERY NIGHT, BUT 231 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,633 RIGHT NOW WE WANT TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND WATCH YOU. WE ASKED YOU GUYS AT HOME TO 232 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,669 SEND US SOME FUN OR UNIQUE TALENTS THAT YOU HAVE. WE GOT SUBMISSIONS FROM 233 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:14,174 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE WORLD. AND WE'RE GOING TO MEET SOME OF 234 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,509 THEM RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD." 235 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:16,543 IT'S TIME FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD." 236 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,646 * * SHOW ME SOMETHING GOO 237 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:24,217 SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD JUST SHOW ME * 238 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,953 * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST 239 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:32,325 HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 240 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,261 >> HEY, JIMMY, I'M JEMIMA JUNE AND I'M FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. 241 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:39,432 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE NASHVILLE! HI, JEMIMA 242 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,901 NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE WELCOME TO THE SHOW. JEMIMA, WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE 243 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:48,808 SHARING WITH US TONIGHT? >> I CAN OPEN FIVE BEER BOTTLES IN LESS THAN THREE SECONDS 244 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,444 >> Jimmy: FIVE -- IN LESS THAN THREE SECONDS? ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'RE TALKING 245 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,513 HERE WE GO THAT'S A TALENT. ROOTS, CAN WE GET A DRUM ROLL, 246 00:16:53,513 --> 00:17:01,021 PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL [ BOTTLES CLANKING ] 247 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,891 WHAT ALL RIGHT, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 248 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:11,898 GO [ BOTTLES POPPING WHOA 249 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:17,904 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YO WHAT 250 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,608 YOU WERE AWESOME WHAT WAS THAT? THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 251 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:28,515 CAN WE SEE THAT IN SLOW-MO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ACCURACY 252 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:35,288 THE ACCURACY >> I ACTUALLY FORGOT THE SIXTH ONE. 253 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,758 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON! THAT'S HOW -- THAT'S A MIC DROP 254 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,262 THAT'S A MIC DROP. HEY, YOU'RE AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR THAT INCREDIBLE 255 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,364 TALENT I APPRECIATE YOU BEING ON THE SHOW 256 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:48,168 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S COOL, RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 257 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:52,972 LET'S MEET OUR NEXT GUEST. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 258 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:58,678 >> HI, I'M MARK. I'M FROM TORONTO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 259 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:03,817 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE -- HI TO EVERYBODY IN TORONTO A SHOUT OUT TO BLOOR STREET. 260 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:07,854 HEY, WHAT -- MARK, WHAT IS YOUR TALENT THAT YOU'LL BE SHOWING US TONIGHT 261 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:12,225 >> MY TALENT IS I PLAY THE CLARINET AND THE PIANO AT THE SAME TIME. 262 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,495 >> Jimmy: AND WHAT SONG ARE YOU GOING TO BE PLAYING FOR US, MARK 263 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,464 >> I'M GOING TO PLAY ONE OF MY OWN SONGS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PERFECT. 264 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:24,471 I LOVE IT. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 265 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:43,590 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 266 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:47,961 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT, MARK. 267 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,930 DO YOU HAVE A TITLE FOR THAT SONG >> "HAPPY GO LUCKY." 268 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,567 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO THAT'S MY MAN RIGHT THERE. I APPRECIATE YOU BEING ON THE 269 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:58,071 SHOW, MARK THAT'S A GOOD TALENT >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 270 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,206 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LET'S MEET OUR FINAL GUEST RIGHT HERE 271 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:03,009 OH, ALL RIGHT GUYS WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 272 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,346 >> HI, JIMMY MY NAME IS ANDY AND THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND DYLAN. 273 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,081 >> Jimmy: HI DYLAN >> WE'RE FROM ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI 274 00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:12,552 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY! ST. LOUIS! 275 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,088 SHOUT OUT TO CROWN CANDY KITCHEN. THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE 276 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:22,195 SHOW WHAT TALENT WILL YOU BE SHOWING US TONIGHT 277 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:26,032 >> SO I'M PRETTY GOOD AT CATCHING SHRIMP IN MY MOUTH. AND MY BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO BE 278 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,034 MY HIBACHI CHEF AND HE'S GOING ON THROW THEM. AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF I CAN 279 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:31,371 CATCH THEM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEP. 280 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,541 SAY IT AGAIN SO YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT CATCHING SHRIMP IN YOUR MOUTH? 281 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:38,244 AND YOUR BOYFRIEND, YOU'RE GOING TO FLIP THE SHRIMP ARE YOU GOOD AT FLIPPING 282 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,880 SHRIMP >> NO. >> Jimmy: OKAY 283 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,550 ALL RIGHT. PERFECT. SO YOU ARE -- YOU'RE GOING TO 284 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:50,056 PUT SHRIMP HOW DID YOU LEARN THAT YOU HAVE THIS TALENT? 285 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,326 >> GROWING UP, MY FAMILY WOULD ALWAYS LOVE GOING TO GET HIBACHI TOGETHER 286 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:56,396 AND AT A YOUNG AGE I LEARNED THAT THIS IS ONE OF MY SECRET HIDDEN TALENTS 287 00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:00,567 AND I WARNED HIM WHEN WE STARTED DATING [ LAUGHTER ] 288 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:04,037 >> Jimmy: WELL, ALL RIGHT. SO YOU'RE GOING -- YOU'RE GOING TO GO FOR IT 289 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:07,207 SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH AS MANY SHRIMP AS YOU CAN. DRUM ROLL, PLEASE THERE QUEST. 290 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:12,579 [ DRUM ROLL THIS IS EXCITING ALL RIGHT. 291 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:19,019 WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. OH MY GOSH ONE. 292 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:23,723 * OH MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:32,699 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY GOOD JOB. VERY IMPRESSIVE. 294 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,868 GREAT JOB FLIPPING, BY THE WAY OH, MY GOD WELL DONE! 295 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:37,837 WELL DONE! VERY GOOD. VERY TALENTED. 296 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:44,044 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "SHOW ME SOMETHING GOOD. MY THANKS TO ANDY, DYLAN, MARK 297 00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:45,478 IF YOU HAVE A FUN TALENT, I WANT TO SEE IT GO TO 298 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:49,649 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/SHOWMESOMETHINGG SUBMIT A VIDEO STICK AROUND 299 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,152 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHLOE GRACE MORETZ COME ON BACK 300 00:20:52,152 --> 00:21:13,840 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN 301 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:19,612 THE NEW MOVIE "MOTHER/ANDROID" WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON HULU DECEMBER 17th. 302 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,215 PLEASE WELCOME CHLOE GRACE MORETZ 303 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:38,098 * >> HOW ARE YOU DOING >> Jimmy: AH, IT'S NICE TO SEE 304 00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:41,601 YOU. HAPPY BEING BACK WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 305 00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:44,871 ARE YOU ENJOYING NEW YORK? >> I AM. YEAH 306 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,707 I'M HAPPY TO BE BACK IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 307 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,510 >> SO I'M JUST HAPPY BACK IN THE CITY >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU'RE NOT 308 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,412 ORIGINALLY FROM NEW YORK, CORRECT? >> NO. 309 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,714 I'M FROM GEORGIA I'M FROM OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA. BUT I LIVED HERE FOR A COUPLE 310 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,650 YEARS. YEAH, GO ATLANTA >> Jimmy: YOU -- I KNOW THAT 311 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:02,589 YOU'RE A BIG ISLANDERS FAN >> HUGE ISLANDERS FAN. >> ALL RIGHT 312 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,557 SO YOU'RE LIKE A HUGE ISLANDERS FAN. >> LIKE -- 313 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,727 >> Jimmy: LIKE HOW BIG >> LIKE DROP DOWN DRAG OUT SCREAMING -- 314 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:11,097 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YES, SCREAMING AT THE REFS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 315 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,733 GOING -- GETTING INTO IT YEAH, 100% I'M SUCH A BIG FAN THAT 316 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:19,205 ACTUALLY THE OPENING SEASON -- THE SEASON OPENER GAME WAS IN CAROLINA 317 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:23,910 THE CAROLINA HURRICANES. AND I WAS FILMING IN ASHVILLE. AND SO, WE DECIDED TO DRIVE TO 318 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:28,615 RALEIGH, WHICH IS A FOUR-HOUR DRIVE, FIRST OF ALL -- >> Jimmy: WOW. 319 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,684 >> FOR THIS GAME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S ALWAYS KIND OF 320 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,852 AWKWARD WHEN YOU GET TO THOSE THINGS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO PUT YOU ON THE JUMBO TRON. 321 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,089 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> BUT I'M WEARING THE ISLANDERS JERSEY AT THEIR HOME 322 00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:41,494 GAME THE HURRICANES' HOME GAME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DON'T LIKE 323 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:44,097 THAT >> NO. >> Jimmy: YEAH 324 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:48,268 >> SO THEY START BOOING ME LIKE -- "CHLOE GRACE MORETZ. AND THEY'RE LIKE "BOO! 325 00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:52,639 >> Jimmy: NO >> SWEAR TO GOD. AND I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD 326 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:57,677 WHAT DO I DO?" AND NOT ONLY, ON TOP OF THAT THE MASCOT COMES DOWN. 327 00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:00,413 THIS BIG MASSIVE MASCOT NAMED STORMY AND HE'S LIKE, "PUT ON THE 328 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,917 JERSEY YOU KNOW, NO ONE NEEDS THE ISLANDERS. 329 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:11,057 BECOME THE HURRICANES. I WAS LIKE, "NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." 330 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,960 AND I SEE ALL THE ISLANDERS HOCKEY PLAYERS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME JUST STARING AT ME 331 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:20,400 PRESSURING ME NOT TO DO IT AND THEN, I DIDN'T DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 332 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,570 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A REAL FAN. WE HAVE -- WE ACTUALLY HAVE THE VIDEO OF 333 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:27,073 THE MOMENT THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THIS REALLY HAPPENED 334 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,075 THIS REALLY HAPPENED CHECK THIS OUT 335 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:36,583 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 336 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:43,690 * >> SHE SAID NO >> Jimmy: YEAH 337 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:47,427 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO STICK UP FOR YOURSELF. >> "SHE SAID NO. 338 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:52,832 >> Jimmy: "SHE SAID NO." WE JUST DID A SEGMENT ON THE SHOW CALLED "SHOW ME SOMETHING 339 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,834 GOOD" WHERE WE ASKED PEOPLE WHO HAVE ANY HIDDEN TALENTS OR SECRET TALENTS 340 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:57,103 I KNOW YOU'RE A TALENTED ACTRESS, OBVIOUSLY BUT IS THERE ANY TALENTS THAT 341 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:02,275 WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT? >> WELL, I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS A DIE HARD HOCKEY FAN. 342 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,545 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IS THAT I'M A PRETTY 343 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:10,583 DIE HARD BRITNEY SPEARS FAN. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> OH, YEAH. 344 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,452 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, LIKE BRITNEY IS MY LIFE, YOU KNOW 345 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:16,489 SHE'S EVERYTHING TO ME AND I EVEN DECIDED TO THEME MY BIRTHDAY PARTY A BRITNEY PARTY 346 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:22,162 BUT, I KNEW THAT EVERYONE MIGHT NOT WANT TO DRESS AS BRITNEY, SO I SAID A 2000s THEMED 347 00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:25,331 AND I JUST GOT TO WEAR - >> Jimmy: YOU AS BRITNEY - DUDE, I LOVE THIS. 348 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:29,069 OH MY GOD. ARE YOU THE -- DO YOU SING LIKE BRITNEY AS 349 00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:33,073 WELL >> I DO SING LIKE BRITNEY AFTER A COUPLE OF TEQUILAS 350 00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:36,176 I THINK THE CHOREOGRAPHY COMES OUT. A LITTLE BIT OF THE 351 00:24:36,176 --> 00:24:41,748 IMPERSONATION. >> Jimmy: I MEAN - >> OH NO 352 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:44,818 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE THE ROOTS. WE HAVE THE ROOTS! >> WE HAVE THE ROOTS 353 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:48,555 >> Jimmy: WE GOT YOU >> I HAVE TO DO IT >> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE TO GET 354 00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:50,323 INTO CHARACTER AT ALL? >> HOLD ON >> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO STAND 355 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,125 UP - ARE YOU -- >> LET ME FEEL BRITNEY 356 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:55,195 OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY * OH, BABY, BAB 357 00:24:55,195 --> 00:25:02,402 HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW * * THAT SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT HERE * 358 00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:09,843 * OH, BABY, BAB I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOU GO * 359 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:14,047 * BUT NOW YOU'R OUT OF SIGHT, YEAH * >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. 360 00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:16,182 COME ON, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 361 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:20,053 THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> OH NO >> Jimmy: I NEVER WANT TO PUT 362 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,722 ANYONE ON THE SPOT >> OH NO >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. 363 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,691 I REALLY - WE ALWAYS HAVE A MIC HERE JUST IN CASE. 364 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,660 >> IT DOESN'T GET -- IT'S THE SILVER PANTS IT'S A SILVER MIC. 365 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,829 >> Jimmy: IT ACTUALLY IS PERFECT. THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT 366 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,065 COME ON. >> OH NO >> Jimmy: CHLOE GRACE MORETZ - 367 00:25:32,065 --> 00:25:36,069 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "MOTHER/ANDROID. 368 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:39,472 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS ON HULU. CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT IT'S 369 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:43,176 ABOUT? >> YEAH, IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG COUPLE NAMED SAM AND GEORGIA 370 00:25:43,176 --> 00:25:47,313 AND THEY'RE AT A CROSSROADS IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND BASICALLY, ON ONE NIGHT SHE 371 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:50,950 FINDS OUT THAT SHE'S PREGNANT WITH HER CHILD AND WE CUT NINE MONTHS LATER 372 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,519 AND IT ENDS UP ON THAT SAME NIGHT THAT THERE WAS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE 373 00:25:52,519 --> 00:26:00,026 REVOLUTION SO ANYTHING CONNECTED TO POWER AND IT HAPPENS THAT IN THIS 374 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:04,497 NEAR FUTURE, WE HAVE ROBOTS, TOO. AND SO, WE CUT NINE MONTHS 375 00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:07,334 LATER, SHE'S PREGNANT AND HAS TO GET TO BOSTON TO HAVE THEIR BABY SAFELY. 376 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:11,371 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS TREKKING ACROSS THE MOUNTAINS. 377 00:26:11,371 --> 00:26:13,773 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHAT WAS IT WHAT WAS YOUR FAKE BELLY 378 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,910 WAS IT - >> OH, IT WAS LARGE, FIRST OF ALL. 379 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:20,447 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT WAS NINE MONTHS. READY TO BURST 380 00:26:20,447 --> 00:26:23,416 AND IT WAS 21 POUNDS OF SILICONE YEAH 381 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,686 SO, IT WAS -- I'M NOT KIDDING. SO, I -- YEAH, I HAD TO START TRAINING A LITTLE BIT BEFORE 382 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:30,957 HAND, BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T THINK I CAN TOTE 21 POUNDS OF A LOAD. 383 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:34,761 LIKE, THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT. >> Jimmy: RUNNING AND -- >> RUNNING UP THE MOUNTAINS. 384 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,963 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AWAY FROM ROBOTS >> YEAH, BEING SUPER PREGNANT. 385 00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:40,767 SO, WE DID THAT AND WE ACTUALLY ATTACHED IT TO A CORSET. BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO FEEL 386 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,404 LIKE - YOU KNOW, WITH A PREGNANT WOMAN RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS, THEY 387 00:26:44,404 --> 00:26:48,875 DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE SUPER AGILE AND ABLE TO, YOU KNOW, GET THROUGH PERFECTLY. 388 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:52,712 SO I WANTED TO HAVE THE SHORTNESS OF BREATH AND TO HAVE IT FEEL REALISTIC. 389 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:55,315 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 390 00:26:55,315 --> 00:26:57,951 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THAT'S HOW YOU - 391 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,586 YOU GET READY AND THEN YOU GO "NO, NO, NO, I GOT TO DO IT THIS WAY." 392 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:04,824 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S CHLOE GRACE MORETZ IN "MOTHER/ANDROID. 393 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:06,860 "MOTHER/ANDROID. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 394 00:27:07,594 --> 00:27:08,428 >> I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 395 00:27:08,428 --> 00:27:17,837 LIKE THIS. BUT I NEED YOU TO HEAR ME OUT. I'M TRYING TO BE SMART 396 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:23,777 YOU COULD HAVE THIS BABY TODAY, OR IN A WEEK - YOU KNOW, I DON'T FEEL GOOD 397 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:29,315 ABOUT WAITING ON THE EDGE OF NO MAN'S LAND, HOPING NO ONE FINDS US 398 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:34,120 >> YOU WANT TO GO STRAIGHT THROUGH. >> IT'S 20 MILES 399 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:40,694 IF WE TAKE THIS BIKE, WE CAN GET THERE BY THE END OF THE DAY. 400 00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:45,398 >> WHAT HAPPENED TO GOING QUIETLY, SAM WHAT CHANGED SINCE LAST NIGHT? 401 00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:48,768 >> Jimmy: CHLOE GRACE MORETZ EVERYBODY. NEXT TIME. 402 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:52,272 >> YEAH. FOR SURE PINKY SWEAR. 403 00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:53,907 >> Jimmy: "MOTHER/ANDROID" IS AVAILABLE ON HULU DECEMBER 17th. 404 00:27:53,907 --> 00:27:58,378 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NICK THUNE JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 405 00:27:58,378 --> 00:28:16,329 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK * 406 00:28:16,329 --> 00:28:19,165 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. HE'S A VERY TALENTED ACTOR AND 407 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:22,869 COMEDIAN HIS "KNOWN EUROPEAN" STAND-UP TOUR KICKS OFF LATER THIS 408 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:26,172 MONTH, AND HIS NEW MOVIE, "MIXTAPE" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. 409 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:29,409 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME NICK THUNE 410 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:46,693 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 411 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:53,400 WELCOME BACK HEY, IT IS AFTER MIDNIGHT. SO I CAN ACTUALLY SAY THIS 412 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,368 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAL! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 413 00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:59,839 * >> THANK YOU YOU ARE THE FIRST. 414 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:01,908 >> Jimmy: I'M THE VERY FIRST PERSON >> LIKE, EVERY YEAR. 415 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,178 >> Jimmy: EVERY YEAR >> EVERY YEAR I'M ON THE SHOW, AND YOU SAY IT 416 00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:09,883 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH DO YOU MIND ME ASKING, IS IT A 417 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:12,018 A BIG BIRTHDAY >> LISTEN, I WAS BORN IN THE '70s 418 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:17,757 YOU KNOW DECEMBER 8th, 79. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND, UM, 70s WERE CRAZY, YOU 419 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:22,562 KNOW EVERYBODY'S POOPING THEIR PANTS AND BOOBS EVERYWHERE 420 00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:26,299 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, EVERY NAP I WOKE UP, 421 00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:30,036 THERE'S POOP IN MY PANTS AND BOOBS IN MY FACE AND I THOUGHT, "OH, YEAH, I 422 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:32,505 THINK I LIKE IT HERE." [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME, 423 00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:36,343 THOUGH THE 70s WERE A DIFFERENT TIME. >> Jimmy: THE 70'S, YEAH 424 00:29:36,343 --> 00:29:40,947 1979, EXACTLY? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN THE 80s 425 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:46,086 >> EVERYONE'S LEARNING NUMBERS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 426 00:29:46,086 --> 00:29:49,689 EVERYBODY LEARNED HOW TO TALK IN THE 80s THAT WAS -- YOU KNOW 427 00:29:49,689 --> 00:29:52,959 >> Jimmy: A WILD DECADE THAT WAS. >> YEAH. 428 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:55,695 >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER TREAT YOURSELF ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? >> I DID THIS YEAR 429 00:29:55,695 --> 00:30:03,336 I NEVER DO BUT -- LISTEN, I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW IF I WAS ABLE TO EVADE THE LAW. 430 00:30:03,336 --> 00:30:08,808 SO I HIRED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR TO FOLLOW MYSELF, AND I STILL HAVEN'T LOST HIM 431 00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:11,011 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LOSE HIM A A COUPLE DAYS. HE'S GOOD. 432 00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:14,814 HE'S GOOD. HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I HIRED HIM EITHER 433 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:19,185 SO HE, LIKE, SENDS ME UPDATES. HE THINKS IT'S A THIRD PARTY SO, HE'S LIKE, "YEAH 434 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:24,557 HE'S AT THE COFFEE SHOP. HE'S WEARING A WEIRD JACKET. AND I'M LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW IF 435 00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:28,495 IT IS A WEIRD JACKET I MEAN, IT PROBABLY LOOKS COOL YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST NOT VERY 436 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:33,833 GOOD AT FASHION. STICK TO THE LAW." [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,702 >> Jimmy: HOW IS YOUR SON DOING? >> HE'S GREAT. 438 00:30:35,702 --> 00:30:38,872 >> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS HE NOW? >> HE'S EIGHT. HE'S 8-YEARS-OLD 439 00:30:38,872 --> 00:30:41,274 AND I MEAN, HE'S LEARNING STUFF. YOU KNOW 440 00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:45,111 >> Jimmy: HE IS, YEAH. >> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AS QUICK 441 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:48,481 UM, YOU KNOW, THERE'S THINGS THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TEACH HIM, BUT THERE'S ALSO THINGS 442 00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:53,520 YOU JUST ASSUME THAT THEY KNOW BUT HE GOT AN IPAD, AND I LOOKED ON IT AND DIDN'T REALIZE 443 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,790 THERE WAS YOUTUBE ON IT. SO, I'M LIKE, "OH, I WONDER WHAT HE'S WATCHING." 444 00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:59,859 AND I GO IN, AND IT'S MOSTLY MINECRAFT VIDEOS, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 445 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,495 >> AND ALSO A LOT OF NICK THUNE VIDEOS UM, HE'S A BIG FAN 446 00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:07,300 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I SAW ONE VIDEO THAT STUCK OUT. 447 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:11,338 IT WAS A 30 MINUTE VIDEO OF A PERSON VERY CALMLY EXPLAINING THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT 448 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:18,111 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST THE RED LINE TO THE END HE DEVOURED THAT VIDEO 449 00:31:18,111 --> 00:31:21,381 AND I'M REALIZING, I DON'T THINK I EVER MENTIONED TO HIM THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND YET. 450 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:25,652 [ LAUGHTER ] AND COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THE FIRST THING THAT YOU EVER 451 00:31:25,652 --> 00:31:29,823 LEARNED IS THAT IT'S FLAT, AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU IN A REALLY CONVINCING WAY, AND YOU LOOK 452 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:32,559 DOWN, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY. YEAH 453 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:37,230 IT'S PRETTY FLAT." SO NOW I'M LIKE, "NO, MAN. IT'S ROUND, DUDE." 454 00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:39,966 LIKE I SOUND LIKE SOME HIPPY THAT'S LIKE, "YEAH, GRAVITY MAN. 455 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:43,570 AND I DON'T GET IT MAYBE IT IS FLAT I DON'T KNOW." 456 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:46,439 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, THAT'S A A TERRIBEL WAY TO EXPLAIN. 457 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:48,408 >> YEAH, I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: IT'S ROUND 458 00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:52,212 >> DADDY'S A ROUND EARTHER >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH YEAH, NO, NO 459 00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:55,181 IT IS DEFINITELY ROUND IF YOUR WATCHING -- IF YOUR SON'S WATCHING 460 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:58,651 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEFINITELY ROUND 461 00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:02,389 YOU'RE GOING BACK ON TOUR. >> I AM. >> Jimmy: THIS IS EXCITING 462 00:32:02,389 --> 00:32:06,059 "KNOWN EUROPEAN TOUR." >> YEP, THEY'LL BE IN EUROPE YOU KNOW, THE E.U. REACHED OUT 463 00:32:06,059 --> 00:32:09,162 THEY WANTED ME TO COME THAT'S THE EUROPEAN UNION. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 464 00:32:09,162 --> 00:32:12,665 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE WENT ON TOUR TOGETHER ONCE. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TOUR? 465 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:14,834 >> DO I REMEMBER THAT TOUR YEAH, IT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE. 466 00:32:14,834 --> 00:32:17,470 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT TOUR >> IT WAS REALLY FUN 467 00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:21,307 YOU BROUGHT ME AND NATE BARGATZE, AND WE ALL WENT AROUND 468 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:25,111 AND SETH WAS THERE >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER, I WOULD DO A LITTLE BIT OF STAND-UP, 469 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:29,616 AND THEN I WOULD INTRODUCE THE DIFFERENT -- MY FAVORITE COMEDIANS. 470 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:34,087 WE HAD SO MUCH FUN WE WENT ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY >> I KNOW, AND THEN I REMEMBER 471 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:37,357 THE FIRST NIGHT YOU INTRODUCED ME YOU SAID NICK THUNE. 472 00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:41,194 AND LIKE, I WALK OUT, THERE'S THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE CHEERING >> Jimmy: I KNOW EXACTLY 473 00:32:41,194 --> 00:32:43,396 >> AND YOU GO -- >> Jimmy: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID, BECAUSE YOU DID IT 474 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:47,967 MORE THAN ONCE >> YEAH, AND IT WAS, LIKE, YOU'D SHAKE MY HAND -- 475 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:50,603 >> Jimmy: I GO, "HERE HE IS, NICK THUNE." I GO, "BREAK A LEG MAN." 476 00:32:50,603 --> 00:32:52,439 >> YEAH, THANKS. HEY, BY THE WAY, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 477 00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:55,275 >> Jimmy: FINE, MAN. >> ALSO TALK ABOUT IT AFTER MY SET. 478 00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:59,779 >> Jimmy: PERFECT -- AND THEN I WOULD LEAVE, BUT THEN IT GOT LONGER 479 00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:02,082 >> YEAH I GO, "OH, I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU, MY MOM, SHE'S A A BIG FAN. 480 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:05,685 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S CLAPPING. I GO, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 481 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:07,954 NICK THUNE." EVERYONE CLAPS YOU WALK OUT 482 00:33:07,954 --> 00:33:10,924 I SHAKE YOUR HAND, YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, MAN, DO YOU WANT TO LIKE, HANG OUT AFTERWARDS? 483 00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:13,560 AND WE'LL HAVE DINNER. LIKE, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT? 484 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,628 LIKE, WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT ITALIAN FOOD OR WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE 485 00:33:15,628 --> 00:33:18,131 CHINESE FOOD OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND 486 00:33:18,131 --> 00:33:20,867 LET'S EAT IN THE HOTEL ROOM. >> AND THEN I WOULD PITCH YOU ON SOME OF MY BUSINESS IDEAS 487 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:24,571 [ LAUGHTER ] "HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SCENTED WI-FI? 488 00:33:24,571 --> 00:33:29,843 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK WE'RE GONNA GO BIG." >> Jimmy: THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO 489 00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:33,079 HARD I LOVED IT IT WOULD GET LONGER AND LONGER 490 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:35,181 EVERY TIME I'D INTRODUCE YOU I GO, "OH, MY GOSH, THIS GUY IS AMAZING. 491 00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:40,220 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALSO, YOU'RE GOING ON TOUR "KNOWN EUROPEAN TOUR." 492 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:44,090 BUT, ALSO, YOU'RE STARRING IN THIS FILM, "MIXTAPE. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE, BY THE 493 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:47,327 WAY. IT IS FUNNY, BUT IT'S ALSO VERY TOUCHING 494 00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:50,263 A NICE FAMILY MOVIE IF YOU GUYS WANT TO CHECK IT OUT >> YOU KNOW -- NO, I'M NOT 495 00:33:50,263 --> 00:33:52,799 GOING TO SAY IT. I WILL SAY IT. I LOVE YOU 496 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,467 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SAY IT 497 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:59,005 >> I WASN'T GOING TO SAY IT. >> Jimmy: WHY WEREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY IT? 498 00:33:59,005 --> 00:34:02,942 >> BECAUSE I WAS TAUGHT TO BURY MY EMOTIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 499 00:34:02,942 --> 00:34:05,478 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. BUT NOW IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY >> I'M HERE. 500 00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:09,716 >> Jimmy: WELL, CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING TO YOU >> YEAH. 501 00:34:09,716 --> 00:34:14,654 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU [ AUDIENCE AWS ] THERE YOU GO 502 00:34:14,654 --> 00:34:17,390 >> I ALSO LOVE YOUTUBE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, DID YOU SAY TUBE 503 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:19,359 >> YEAH, I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUTUBE. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. 504 00:34:19,359 --> 00:34:21,961 SORRY ABOUT THAT I KNOW, I LOVE YOUTUBE TOO >> HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING 505 00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:25,065 >> Jimmy: SO SORRY, THAT WAS WEIRD. I WANTED TO SHOW EVERYONE 506 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:28,568 A CLIP HERE'S NICK THUNE IN "MIXTAPE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 507 00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:28,601 HERE'S NICK THUNE IN "MIXTAPE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 508 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:35,975 >> WHICHEVER IS THE BEST >> DIDN'T YOU SAY IT WAS A 509 00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:41,748 A MIXTAPE? >> IT'S FROM A TAPE OF SONGS MY PARENTS PUT TOGETHER 510 00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:47,220 >> YEAH, THEN YOU HAVE LISTEN TO THE SONGS IN ORDER. A MIXTAPE IS A MESSAGE FROM THE 511 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:54,994 MAKER TO THE LISTENER, RIGHT IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT WHICH SONGS, BUT IN WHAT ORDER 512 00:34:54,994 --> 00:34:57,831 MICROSECONDS BETWEEN SEGUES. TEMPO CHANGES. DOES IT FADE OUT 513 00:34:57,831 --> 00:35:02,202 DOES IT FADE IN? DOES IT MATTER TO YOU? OKAY 514 00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:06,806 ALL RIGHT. GETTING NOWHERE FAST GIRLS THAT ARE BEST. 515 00:35:06,806 --> 00:35:15,882 GREAT. HANDS OFF AND STAND THERE. >> MESSAGE FROM THE MAKER. 516 00:35:15,882 --> 00:35:18,284 >> Jimmy: NICK THUNE, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 517 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:19,786 "MIXTAPE" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 518 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:24,391 A PERFORMANCE FROM WIZKID FEATURING TEMS STICK AROUND 519 00:35:24,391 --> 00:35:44,811 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS GRAMMY 520 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:49,182 NOMINATED SONG "ESSENCE" FEATURING TEMS FROM HIS ALBUM "MADE IN LAGOS," HERE'S WIZKID 521 00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:53,953 "MADE IN LAGOS," HERE'S WIZKID [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 522 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:07,567 * TRUE LOVE 523 00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:18,478 SAY I WANNA LEAVE YO IN THE MORNING BUT I NEED YOU NOW * 524 00:36:18,478 --> 00:36:22,415 * YEAH, YEA I FIND YOU I GIVE YOU ALL YOU NEEDING * 525 00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:35,095 * I KNOW YOU WHAT YOU LIK I FEEL IT COMING TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE * 526 00:36:35,095 --> 00:36:44,604 * I TRIED TO TEACH YO BUT I MIGHT NEED SOM LESSONS I NEED TO GIVE * 527 00:36:44,604 --> 00:36:56,750 * IT ALL I TRIED TO LEAVE BUT I CAN'T I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE THE ONE * 528 00:36:56,750 --> 00:37:06,693 * TURN ME OUT OF MY MIN YOU DON'T NEED NO OTHER BODY * 529 00:37:06,693 --> 00:37:14,901 * YOU DON'T NEE NO OTHER BOD ONLY YOU FILL OUT MY BODY * 530 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:26,579 * ONLY YOU FILL OUT MY BODY YOU DON'T NEED NO OTHER BODY * 531 00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:29,082 [ SINGING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] * I CAN BE THE ONE TO MAKE YOU FREE UP YOUR MIND 532 00:37:29,082 --> 00:37:31,518 SAY YOUR BODY TALK TO ME NICE * * SAY NA MY LOV 533 00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:35,121 YOU DEY NEED FOR YOUR LIFE YEAH OUR LOVE NO BE LIE * * SEE YEAH GET TO TOGETHE 534 00:37:35,121 --> 00:37:39,693 YEAH DAY AND NIGHT * * YEAH IF I LEAVE YOU GO BY YEAH IF YOU LEAVE I * 535 00:37:39,693 --> 00:37:44,931 * I'M STROKIN' YOUR BODY BABY LOVIN' YOUR BODY, BABY AS YOU'RE WHINING YOUR * 536 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:53,139 * BODY, BABY, SO CRAZ LOVING YOUR BODY BAB GIRL YOU WILL NEED TAKE ME 537 00:37:53,139 --> 00:37:58,845 I JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW * * OHH HOPE EVERY DAY THAT YOU DON'T NEED 538 00:37:58,845 --> 00:38:06,920 NO OTHER BODY * * YEAH, YOU DON'T NEE NO OTHER BOD 539 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:17,097 ONLY YOU FILL OUT MY BODY * * ONLY YOU FILL OUT MY BODY YOU DON'T NEED 540 00:38:17,097 --> 00:38:21,468 NO OTHER BODY * * BABY, BAB EVERYBODY USED TO SA 541 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:25,939 NO ONE LOVES YOU THE SAME WAY * * NO ONE WANTS YO 542 00:38:25,939 --> 00:38:30,844 THE SAME WAY NO ON LOVES YOU THE SAME WAY * * LOVE TIL THE MORNIN 543 00:38:30,844 --> 00:38:33,279 MY HEAD WANT * * TO TURN FROM YOUR LOVIN I JUST WANNA GET 544 00:38:33,279 --> 00:38:37,751 YOU BESIDE ME * * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEA GAVE YOU ALL YOU NEE 545 00:38:37,751 --> 00:38:42,222 GAVE YOU ALL YOU NEED * * GAVE YOU AL YOU GIVE ME ALL YOU NEED 546 00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:46,259 GIVE YOU ALL YOU NEED * * GAVE YOU AL MAKE AH GIVE YOU 547 00:38:46,259 --> 00:38:50,196 ALL YOU NEED * * EVERY TOUCH YOU PLEAS * ALL YOU NEED, BAB 548 00:38:50,196 --> 00:38:54,567 YOU DON'T NEED NO OTHER BODY YEAH * * YOU DON'T NEE 549 00:38:54,567 --> 00:39:06,279 NO OTHER BOD WHOA, WHOA, WHOA * * ONLY YOU FILL OUT MY BODY 550 00:39:06,279 --> 00:39:14,354 ONLY YOU FILL OUT MY BOD YOU DON'T NEED NO OTHER BODY * 551 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:18,291 * BABY GIRL I WANT YOU THER GIRL I WANT YOU THER PROMISE TO TREAT * 552 00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:22,328 * YOUR LOVE FAI WHOA-WHO WHOA-WHOA * 553 00:39:22,328 --> 00:39:26,599 * WHEN WE TOUCH HOW WE CONNECT WHOA-WHOA * 554 00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:30,036 * WHOA-WHOA BABY I HAVE NO REGRET * * YOU DON'T NEED NO OTHER 555 00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:36,343 BODY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WIZKID, TEMS 556 00:39:36,343 --> 00:39:40,280 THE DELUXE ADDITION OF "MADE IN LAGOS" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND 557 00:39:40,280 --> 00:40:00,100 GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 558 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,402 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT, NICOLE KIDMAN WILL BE HERE 559 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:06,773 AND WE HAVE MUSIC. MY THANKS TO CHLOE GRACE MORETZ, NICK THUNE 560 00:40:06,773 --> 00:40:14,147 WIZKID, TEMS AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 561 00:40:14,147 --> 00:40:18,351 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT" WITH SETH MEYERS." 562 00:40:18,351 --> 00:40:24,357 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 563 00:40:24,357 --> 00:40:41,708 * *