1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:14,481 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE 2 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:19,085 HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON 3 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:23,289 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JONAH HILL 4 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:28,328 TIG NOTARO MUSICAL GUEST DAN AND SHAY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:37,437 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1565 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE IS 6 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:39,639 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE IS JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:43,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:43,276 --> 00:01:01,327 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS 9 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:06,800 WOW, THANK YOU PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELVES. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:12,238 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 11 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:17,143 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. 12 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:19,112 TODAY, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCE A DIPLOMATIC BOYCOTT OF THE BEIJING WINTER OLYMPICS 13 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:25,652 OVER HUMAN RIGHTS CONCERNS IN CHINA. THAT'S RIGHT 14 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,620 U.S. ATHLETES ARE STILL COMPETING BUT THE POLITICIANS WILL NOT BE THERE. 15 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:37,097 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] NOTHING WILL CONVINCE CHINA TO 16 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,799 CHANGE THEIR WAYS LIKE NOT SENDING THE SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE TO THE OLYMPICS. 17 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:47,507 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, EVERYONE'S MOM WAS LIKE, THE OILED UP FLAG 18 00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:52,245 BEARER FROM TONGA WILL STILL BE THERE, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:56,683 OH IT'S DIFFERENT FROM OUR LAST OLYMPIC DIPLOMATIC BOYCOTT 20 00:01:56,683 --> 00:02:01,354 WHICH WAS JUST MIKE PENCE REFUSING TO WATCH MEN'S DOUBLES LUGE 21 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:07,193 "MOTHER, TURN THE CHANNEL. MOTHER, TURN THE CHANNEL." THAT'S RIGHT 22 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,796 PRESIDENT BIDEN WILL NOT ATTEND THE WINTER OLYMPICS. BIDEN SAID "IF I WANT TO WATCH 23 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,700 SOMETHING SPEEDING DOWN HILL, I'LL CATCH A DOCUMENTARY ON THE CUOMOS." 24 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,070 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT 25 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:22,609 >> Steve: WHO SAID THAT? >> Jimmy: WOW! >> Steve: MEOW 26 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:27,681 >> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. DR. FAUCI SAID THAT THE FIRST 27 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:33,386 DATA ON THE SEVERITY OF THE OMICRON VARIANT IS ENCOURAGING YEAH, THAT'S WHAT PASSES FOR 28 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:39,592 GOOD NEWS IN 2021. [ LAUGHTER ] THE NEW DEADLY VIRUS VARIANT IS 29 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:45,398 ONLY WORRISOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "THIS CALLS FOR A TEPID UNCERTAIN 30 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:50,603 CELEBRATION. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, IT'S ENCOURAGING. 31 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,439 WHICH IS POSITIVE ENOUGH TO CONTINUE WITH YOUR HOLIDAY PLANS, BUT VAGUE ENOUGH TO MAKE 32 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,773 SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME FREAKING OUT. YOU'RE LIKE, "DID SOMEONE 33 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:58,978 SNEEZE DID SOMEONE SNEEZE?" [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:58,978 --> 00:03:00,914 GET THIS, ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, AMERICANS HAVE EXPERIENCED A RISE IN BLOOD 35 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:04,050 PRESSURE DURING THE PANDEMIC YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD WHEN YOU GO TO CVS AND THE BLOOD 36 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:10,757 PRESSURE MACHINE IS ON LIPITOR [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, I READ THAT 37 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:13,860 17 PEOPLE ON A NORWEGIAN CRUISE SHIP THAT DOCKED IN NEW ORLEANS HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID 38 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,462 A COMPANY SPOKESMAN SAID, "WE'RE ALL CONCERNED AND PRETENDING TO BE SHOCKED BY 39 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:25,472 THIS DISTURBING NEWS." [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, NORWEGIAN 40 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,440 PROMISED CUSTOMERS OUT OF ALL THE CRUISE LINES ON GET COVID ON, THEY'RE DEFINITELY STILL 41 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,909 THE CHEAPEST [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 42 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:38,284 THAT'S RIGHT [ APPLAUSE ] THE OUTBREAK WAS SERIOUS 43 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:40,987 THOUGH WHEN OTHER PASSENGERS FOUND OUT, THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED 44 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:43,890 USING THEIR SHIRTS TO LIFT THE TONGS AT THE BUFFET. THEY WERE LIKE - 45 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,794 [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? THIS IS REAL 46 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:52,966 OVER THE WEEKEND, HAWAII WAS HIT WITH A BLIZZARD. THAT'S RIGHT 47 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,402 A BLIZZARD IN HAWAII IT'S BASICALLY A PUSH NOTIFICATION FROM GOD ABOUT 48 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:58,138 CLIMATE CHANGE LIKE, "HEY HEY, WAKE UP!" 49 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:04,444 [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW CLIMATE CHANGE IS A PROBLEM WHEN THE 50 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:07,047 FORECAST IS LIKE "IT'S GOING TO SNOW THREE INCHES ON THE RIVER OF LAVA. 51 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:13,720 [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T VACATIONED IN THE TWO 52 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,691 YEARS BECAUSE OF COVID AND NOW THEY DECIDED TO GO TO HAWAII THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE 53 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:23,630 FREAKING KIDDING ME, MAN WHAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,432 HEY, I SAW THAT AMAZON IS RELEASING AN HOUR-LONG SPECIAL ABOUT WILLIAM SHATNER'S TRIP TO 55 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:33,273 SPACE CALLED "SHATNER IN SPACE. [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,376 HE PROMISED TO ANSWER THE BURNING QUESTION THAT EVERYONE HAS. 57 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:38,311 "WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE BEATLES? 58 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:44,217 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE AMAZON SPECIAL WILL STREAM FOR AN HOUR 59 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:47,554 JUST LIKE SHATNER AT 2:00 A.M. [ LAUGHTER ] * 60 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,789 YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE. YOU CAN SEE THAT JOKE FROM SPACE. 61 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:57,464 COME ON! >> Steve: LOW MARKS. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN -- 62 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,733 WELL, THIS WENT VIRAL. THERE WAS A PRETTY ROUGH WEATHER AT THE CHICAGO BEARS 63 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,868 GAME YESTERDAY, RIGHT? AND ONE FAN WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING HIS PONCHO ON 64 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,203 BUT -- WATCH THIS 65 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:09,242 >> YOU SAID THAT YOU REALLY HAVE A COUPLE OF OPPONENTS YOU'VE GOT THE FIELD 66 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,877 YOU'VE GOT THE WEATHER, AND IT IS STARTING -- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, YOU SEE IT COMING 67 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,178 DOWN I REALLY WALKED THIS FIELD BEFORE THE GAME. 68 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:18,885 IT WAS IN GREAT CONDITION. I BARELY SAW ANY LITTLE DIVOTS OR HOLES 69 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:22,956 AND IT LOOKED GREAT. MATT SCHRIEDER TOLD ME IT'S THE BEST THAT HE'S SEEN IT 70 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,591 BUT YOU CAN REALLY SEE THE WATER KIND OF STANDING ON THE FIELD RIGHT NOW. 71 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:29,929 I ACTUALLY JUST SAW A REFEREE SLIPPED. SO, IT IS GETTING A LITTLE 72 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:34,401 MUDDY DOWN HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 73 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,236 I DIDN'T KNOW GRIMACE FROM McDONALD'S WAS A BEARS FAN, BUT I -- 74 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,905 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS SO ENTERTAINING THE PLAYERS CALLED A TIME-OUT 75 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:43,243 JUST SO THEY CAN WATCH HIM PUT IT ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,211 WHEN THEY CUT BACK LATER, THE GUY WAS JUST PASSED OUT IN HIS SEAT WITH A BAG OVER HIS HEAD. 77 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:47,747 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE HOW -- I LOVE HOW EVERYONE AROUND HIM WAS LIKE, 78 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:54,954 "HE MUST GO ON THIS JOURNEY ALONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:54,954 --> 00:06:01,394 AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A A MAN WHO JUMPED OUT OF A SOUTHWEST AIRPLANE 80 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,430 GEEZ A MAN WHO JUMPED OUT OF A SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PLANE 81 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:06,466 WHILE IT WAS STILL MOVING ON THE RUNWAY WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT, 82 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,369 SOUTHWEST SAID, "SEE THIS IS WHY WE DUCT TAPE OUR CUSTOMERS TO THEIR SEATS." 83 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,771 [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 84 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:12,238 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 85 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,174 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 86 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:25,919 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,655 >> Jimmy: IT IS MONDAY AND + WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK WE'VE GOT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS 88 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:31,925 AHEAD. NICOLE KIDMAN WILL BE HERE DUA LIPA 89 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:35,562 PETE DAVIDSON. MILEY CYRUS WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK 90 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:42,102 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 91 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,837 HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "DON'T LOOK UP" IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX 92 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:53,613 DECEMBER 24th. MY MAN, JONAH HILL IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 93 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,649 THAT'S RIGHT PLUS, SHE'S HEADING OUT ON A A BRAND NEW STAND-UP TOUR 94 00:06:56,649 --> 00:07:00,453 CALLED "HELLO AGAIN. TIG NOTARO IS HERE TIG NOTARO 95 00:07:00,453 --> 00:07:08,028 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC, HOLIDAY MUSIC FROM DAN AND SHAY. 96 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:15,035 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAN AND SHAY ARE HERE TONIGHT. I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO 97 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,270 MAKE >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? >> Jimmy: IT'S A GIANT, GIANT 98 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:21,174 DEAL I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. I -- SO, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON 99 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:27,614 A -- ON A HOLIDAY SONG OKAY A COMEDY SONG. 100 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:32,218 AND YOU'VE WORKED ON IT. AND THE ROOTS KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY TO REALLY - 101 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:35,288 IT TAKES TIME TO WRITE AND PRODUCE AND MIX AND DO ALL OF THE STUFF. 102 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,390 SO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS I GOT -- I'M WORKING ON DIFFERENT SONGS. 103 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:43,830 THEY'RE FUNNY. BUT THEN I GOT ONE SONG. I'M IN ELECTRIC LADY STUDIO 104 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:48,201 HERE IN MANHATTAN. AFTER THE SHOW, I GO THERE FROM LIKE 7:00 TO MIDNIGHT AND JUST 105 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:52,072 HANG OUT AND JUST TRY TO WRITE AND THINGS SO, YOU SEE PEOPLE IN THE 106 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,640 BUILDING WHO ARE THERE AND STUFF. SO, THEY GO, "WHY DON'T YOU 107 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,409 MEET WITH THIS PRODUCER, A GUY NAMED EDO AND ALLDAY THESE TWO PRODUCERS. 108 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,645 AND THEY KNOW HOW TO WRITE MUSIC. SO I GET TO THESE GUYS AND WE 109 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,448 WRITE THIS SONG. AND I THINK IT'S SOMETHING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 110 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:05,085 I THINK WE COULD HAVE SOMETHING. >> Steve: WHOA 111 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,220 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER WRITTEN A A SONG WHERE WE I GO LIKE, "WE GOT SOMETHING. 112 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,155 >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: I GO, "THAT'S FUNNY" OR WHATEVER. 113 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:15,328 BUT THIS ONE, I GO, "THIS IS SOMETHING. SO I GO TO THE RECORD LABEL 114 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,598 THAT I WENT TO AT MICHELLE ANTHONY'S HOUSE AND MONTY LIPMAN WAS THERE AND 115 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:23,703 I PLAYED THE SONG FOR THEM THE HEADS OF THE LABEL I PLAYED THE SONG. 116 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:28,274 IT'S A DEMO. I PLAY IT, LISTEN TO IT. LOUD 117 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,710 THE KIDS WERE THERE. THE SONG ENDS. QUIET. 118 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:36,583 NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:41,888 >> Jimmy: MONTY STANDS UP. HE GOES, "YOU GOT A HIT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 120 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:44,257 SO YOU KNOW MONTY, RIGHT >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SO I GO, "NOW WHAT DO 121 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:49,963 WE DO? CAUSE IT'S, YOU KNOW - SO ANYWAYS, I'M LIKE - 122 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,765 IT'S BASICALLY ABOUT LIKE HOW LAST YEAR WAS JUST ROUGH ON EVERYBODY AND YOU KNOW, I 123 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:55,835 WANTED TO SAY, IT'S GOING TO GET BETTER IT REALLY IS GOING TO GET 124 00:08:55,835 --> 00:09:01,041 BETTER TRUST ME AND HOW CAN I PORTRAY THAT 125 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,544 AND ALSO THINK OF THE FUNNY THINGS HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE IN LOCKDOWN. 126 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,747 YOU KNOW, PUTTING PURELL ON EVERYTHING OR YOU KNOW, GOING ON TO ZOOM. 127 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:11,251 ZOOMING YOUR GRANDPA -- GRANDMA. AND SEEING WHERE THE WI-FI 128 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:19,092 WORKS BEST SO I WRITE THIS SONG THEY GO, "WELL OUR DREAM IS 129 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:22,729 ARIANNA GRANDE TO DO THE SONG. I GO, "WOW, GOOD LUCK. I MEAN, BUT WHATEVER 130 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:26,399 SHE'S THE GREATEST I MEAN, SHE'S GORGEOUS SHE CAN SING LIKE AN ANGEL 131 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,704 SHE'S FUNNY. WE'VE HAD HER -- WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE "LATE NIGHT," YOU 132 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:34,641 KNOW, ARIANA - SO, I GO, "WELL, WHY NOT LET'S JUST GO OUT TO HER AND 133 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:37,711 SEE IF SHE WANTS TO DO IT. WE GO OUT TO HER WE DON'T HEAR HER BACK 134 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,245 OKAY, GOOD BUT WHATEVER, I KNOW SHE'S FINE 135 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:45,385 I SEE HER ON "THE VOICE. SHE'S FINE I GET A TEXT FROM ARIANNA. 136 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:52,092 "JIMMY, I LOVE THE SONG. I'M IN." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,894 I MEAN THE SONG WITH - >> Questlove: I WANT TO HEAR THIS 138 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:58,565 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW I GOT TO TELL YOU THE STORY. IT'S GREAT 139 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:00,633 SO, LIKE, MAYBE TWO MONTHS AGO, THE SONG IS NOTHING. IT JUST WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE 140 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,202 I DIDN'T KNOW. WE DIDN'T HEAR BACK FROM ANYTHING 141 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,705 I GO, "I GUESS IT JUST WON'T COME OUT IT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE WORKS 142 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,375 OKAY." ARIANNA SAYS, "I'M IN. I'M OUT IN L.A 143 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,310 I'M DOING "THAT'S MY JAM." SHE GOES, "I'M IN, I'M RECORDING TOMORROW AT THE 144 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,380 STUDIO." RECORDS HER TRACK. DOES BACKING VOCALS. 145 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:16,282 MY SONG SOUNDS BETTER THAN IT WAS. >> Steve: OH 146 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:22,222 >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I GO, "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. SHE GOES, "WHO GOING TO DO THE 147 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:26,393 RAP ON THE SONG? CAUSE ON THE DEMO, I RAP [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:29,996 I WAS HOPING - >> Steve: HEY, DON'T LAUGH >> Jimmy: I WAS HOPING -- I WAS 149 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:33,266 HOPING SHE'D SAY," NO, JIMMY, YOU CAN DO THE RAP." [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,168 SHE GOES, "MAYBE WE SHOULD SEE IF MEG WANTS TO DO THE RAP." I'M LIKE, 151 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:41,174 "MEGAN THEE STALLION?" SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH. I GOT TO HANG UP THE PHONE 152 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,143 HOLD ON. IT'S LIKE FREAKING OUT SO, I'M GETTING SWEATS, AND I'M 153 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:47,914 FREAKING OUT I GO, "NOW, THIS IS A REAL SONG." 154 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,083 TEXT MEGAN THEE STALLION MEGAN THEE STALLION GOES, "I CAN DO A SONG WITH MY BESTIES, 155 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,819 ARIANNA AND JIMMY? I'M IN WHEN DO WE SHOOT THE VIDEO?" 156 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,188 I GO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, QUEST, I DIDN'T TELL YOU 157 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:58,425 THAT STUFF SO I'M OUT DUDE, THIS ALL HAPPENED IN LIKE 158 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,361 A MONTH. >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T TELL YOU 159 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,964 THIS BECAUSE - I MEAN, YOU GOT YOUR OWN STUFF YOU'RE, YOU KNOW 160 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:11,504 >> Questlove: YEAH, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: SUMMER SO -- >> Questlove: CAN'T DO 161 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,640 EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE ALL GET - WE'RE LUCKY TO GET TO DO THESE 162 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,777 THINGS BUT -- SO ANYWAYS, WE RECORDED A SONG AND THE VIDEO IS CALLED, 163 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,546 "IT WAS A (MASKED CHRISTMAS)." ARIANNA GRANDE MEGAN THE STALLION 164 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:23,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT DROPS TONIGHT IT DROPS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT 165 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:31,424 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TONIGHT! I'M FREAKING OUT 166 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,393 LIKE THIS IS MAJOR LIKE, I'M SERIOUSLY, REALLY SERIOUSLY REACTING JUST LIKE 167 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:37,597 THIS BECAUSE THIS IS MAJOR I'M ON AN ACTUAL RECORD LABEL WITH REAL STARS. 168 00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:42,635 LIKE, THE BIGGEST OF THE BIGS. "STUNNER." MEGAN THE STALLION 169 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,572 I MEAN, IT'S -- AND I GET TO DEBUT IT IT'S OUT MIDNIGHT. 170 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:49,442 SO, WHATEVER YOU STREAM MUSIC ON, PUT IT ON REPEAT WHATEVER YOU CAN DO TO HELP ME 171 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,812 [ LAUGHTER ] PUT IT ON A PLAYLIST SEND TO IT GRANDPA 172 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,181 I WOULD LOVE IT. THANK YOU ALL THE RADIO STATIONS FOR PLAYING IT. 173 00:11:55,181 --> 00:12:01,187 BUT IT'S OUT AT MIDNIGHT BUT RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ALLOWING US TO DEBUT IT 174 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:05,592 A WORLD PREMIERE TONIGHT ON OUR SHOW, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,360 SO PLEASE ENJOY MY NEW SONG, "IT WAS A (MASKED CHRISTMAS)" BY ME, ARIANNA GRANDE, AND 176 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:12,499 MEGAN THEE STALLION. HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 177 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:12,532 HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 178 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:25,979 >> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MEGAN THEE STALLION 179 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,482 ARIANNA GRANDE AND JIMMY FALLON Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS 180 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:38,892 IT'S TIME ON GET THOSE BOOSTERS * IT WAS A MASK CHRISTMAS 181 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:43,630 WE STAYED IN THE HOUSE * * WE COVERED OUR NOSE AND COVERED OUR MOUTH * 182 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:51,471 * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER * 183 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:58,144 * IT WAS MASK CHRISTMAS WE UP IN OUR ZOOM * * I CAN ONLY GET WIFI 184 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:01,114 IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM * * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE 185 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:10,890 FOR A BOOSTER * * I NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD TONIGH 186 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:19,132 CAUSE IT'S GONNA SNOW * * I NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD ME TIGHT 187 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:24,371 AND NEVER LET GO * * SO SWEAR THAT YOU'RE COMING HOME * 188 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:30,310 * YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE * * LAST YEAR WE WERE 189 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:37,217 HERE ALONE * * DON'T TELL NME THIS YEAR'S THE SAM 190 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:41,121 THE SAME * * IT WAS A MASK CHRISTMAS WE STAYED IN THE HOUSE * 191 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:46,292 * WE COVERED OUR NOSE AND COVERED OUT MOUTH * * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME 192 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:56,403 WE'LL BE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER * * IT WAS A MASK CHRISTMAS 193 00:13:56,403 --> 00:14:02,108 WE UP IN OUR ZOOM * * I CAN ONLY GET WIFI IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM * 194 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:07,580 * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER * 195 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,051 * THIS CHRISTMA I'MA MAKE IT COUNT * * NO MORE QUARANTIN 196 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,720 ON THE COUCH YEAH * * THIS YEAR HANG THAT MISTLETOE * 197 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,690 * I'MA KISS EVERYBODY THAT I KNOW * * THIS YEAR'S DIFFERENT 198 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,192 YOU CAN TELL * * DECK THOSE HALL AND JINGLE BELLS * 199 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,696 * PUT PUREL ON EVERYTHIN * TURKEY EGG NO 200 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,765 CANDY CANE * * HEY H THERE'S A GOOD CHANC 201 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:29,269 OF SNOW * * HEY H SOMEBODY WIP 202 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:36,943 RUDOLPH'S NOSE * * HO HE I PROMISE WE'LL BE OKAY * 203 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:42,649 * CAUSE WE'RE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER * * IT WAS A MERRY CHRISTMA 204 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,886 WE STAYED IN THE HOUSE * * WE COVERED OUR NOSE COVERED OUR MOUTH * 205 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:55,562 * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER * 206 00:14:55,562 --> 00:15:01,301 * IT WAS MASK CHRISTMAS WE UP IN OUR ZOOM * * I CAN ONLY GET WIFI 207 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:07,640 IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM * * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE 208 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:14,180 FOR A BOOSTE FOR A BOOSTER * * 209 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:19,052 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON! COME ON! 210 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:29,262 YES! THANKS TO OUR GREAT DIRECTOR, DAN OPSAL. 211 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,364 THANK YOU TO ARIANNA GRANDE. THANK YOU TO MEGAN THEE STALLION. 212 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,968 "IT WAS A (MASKED CHRISTMAS)" AVAILABLE AT MIDNIGHT. SPREAD THE WORD, EVERYBODY 213 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:44,611 OH, MY GOD HEY, WE HAVE EXACTLY TEN SHOWS BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS 214 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,112 BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION. 215 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,647 IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO 216 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:47,681 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO 217 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,950 * 12 DAY'S OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 218 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:59,693 10 DAYS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND 219 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,662 CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN OUTRAGEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER 220 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,165 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET. 221 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:11,237 SINCE THERE ARE TEN DAYS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER TEN HERE WE GO 222 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,039 >> WELL, ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE OPEN IT, THAT WE ACTUALLY TALK 223 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,808 TO THE AUDIENCE AND SEE IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SHOW, HOW IT'S MADE OR 224 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:20,880 ANYTHING ABOUT ME? >> Jimmy: DOREEN, DOREEN IT'S TIME FOR THE SWEATERS 225 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,949 HERE WE GO >> OKAY, SURE. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET THE 226 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,085 SWEATERS HERE WE GO, NUMBER TEN WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, DOREEN. 227 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:29,255 GO FOR IT. OH LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE 228 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:33,760 BEAUTIFUL. YEAH, VERY NICE. IT'S A CHRISTMAS SWEATER 229 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:38,398 THAT IS GORGEOUS LOOK AT THAT CLAUS. 230 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,900 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW! WANT TO TURN IT AROUND 231 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,238 LET'S SEE IT OH, IT'S A CARDIGAN. OH, IT'S A CARDIGAN. 232 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:51,244 UH-OH! NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER 233 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,912 EVERYONE LOOK AGENT YOUR SEAT NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON 234 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,148 DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE 235 00:16:55,148 --> 00:17:02,022 [ DRUM ROLL WHO WANTS A SWEATER? IT'S - 236 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:12,065 314! YEAH, COME ON! * 237 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:19,773 YEAH, PUT THE BAG DOWN GET RID OF THAT BAG. GET DOWN HERE. 238 00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:25,545 OH, WELCOME! CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING 239 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,049 HERE CONGRATULATIONS. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 240 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,252 >> KAREN SELLERS >> Jimmy: KAREN. WHERE ARE YOU FROM, KAREN? 241 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,188 >> CENTENNIAL, COLORADO. >> Jimmy: COLORADO IT JUST STARTED TO SNOW IN 242 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:42,195 COLORADO >> NO, IT HAPPENED IN HAWAII >> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT TIMING. 243 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,798 CAN YOU TRY ON THE SWEATER WOULD YOU LIKE THE TRY IT ON I THINK WE ALL LOVE -- 244 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:49,569 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. KAREN, IT'S PERFECT. 245 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:54,908 I CAN ALREADY TELL DOREEN, HELP WHEN YOU CAN. * 246 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,577 WOW! LOOK AT THIS COME ON! 247 00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:03,283 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE A SUPERMODEL. IT LOOKS FANTASTIC 248 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,718 THANK YOU SO MUCH! CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNER. STICK AROUND 249 00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:06,920 WE'LL BE TALKING TO JONAH HILL AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. 250 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:26,106 YOU LOOK GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 251 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:30,043 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "DON'T LOOK 252 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:33,513 UP," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th. 253 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,583 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME JONAH HILL 254 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,104 >> Jimmy: AH >> IS THAT -- IS THAT THE BEST 255 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:03,443 DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR RIGHT THERE? >> Jimmy: OH, QUESTLOVE! 256 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,246 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> IS THAT THE BEST DIRECTOR OF THE GOD DAMN WORLD 257 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:09,149 HOLY [ BLEEP ], THAT MOVIE WAS AMAZING MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,251 >> Jimmy: IT REALLY WAS GREAT, RIGHT? >> RESPECT 259 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,385 YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 260 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,920 AS ALWAYS, I'VE MISSED YOU, PAL. >> YOU TOO 261 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,056 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD, HUH? 262 00:19:16,056 --> 00:19:18,558 THE AUDIENCE THEY'RE GOING -- >> NO. 263 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:23,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD 264 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:30,170 >> WELL, I'M ACTUALLY IT FEELS GREAT. IT'S NICE TO SEE ALL YOU GUYS. 265 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,105 >> Jimmy: I KNOW THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THIS THING LAST WEEK, SUNDAY, THAT YOU'RE GOING TO 266 00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:36,443 PLAY JERRY GARCIA IN A MOVIE WITH MARTIN SCORSESE DIRECTING >> YES 267 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:40,780 YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 268 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,350 I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC HOW DID IT COME ABOUT? AND -- 269 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,285 >> THIS IS A COOL STORY THAT I'LL TELL IF ANYONE IS WATCHING THAT NEEDS TO IMPROVE THEIR 270 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:50,724 VOICE OF SELF-DOUBT IN THEIR HEADS. OKAY 271 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:54,627 >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL LISTENING. >> SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL LISTENING. 272 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,130 >> SO -- YEAH, I'M SURE. I DO I SUFFER FROM IT 273 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,099 SO COVID STARTED, I STARTED MY COMPANY, STRONG BABY PRODUCTIONS. 274 00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:04,437 SHOUT-OUTS FROM BABY PRODUCTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 275 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,073 AND WE HAD JUST STARTED THE COMPANY. AND I'M ON INSTAGRAM 276 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,576 COVID JUST STARTED WE'RE ALL STUCK IF OUR HOUSES. AND I SEE THIS PICTURE OF 277 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,946 JERRY GARCIA WHEN HE'S YOUNG AND I'M LIKE, "WOW, WHY HAS NOBODY DONE THIS 278 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:17,417 WHY HASN'T ANYONE MADE A MOVIE I CAN PLAY JERRY GARCIA. AND THEN I SPENT THE NEXT 279 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,387 HOUR-AND-A-HALF, LIKE, TALKING MYSELF OUT OF IT BEING LIKE, "DON'T SHOW ANYONE 280 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:25,692 THIS DON'T SAY THIS YOU'RE GOING TO SOUND INSANE 281 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,661 YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH YOU'RE NOT THIS. YOU'RE NOT THAT. 282 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,999 AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S AN ICON. AND THAT'S JUST A PICTURE. AND I FINALLY DID THE WORK IN 283 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,502 MY HEAD TO GO, "NO, SHARE IT WITH YOUR PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH." 284 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,404 SO I SENT IT TO MY COMPANY AND TO MY MANAGER, RICK, AND -- AND THEY WERE LIKE, "THIS IS A 285 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:44,878 A GREAT IDEA." AND THEN RICK MANAGES MARTIN SCORSESE. 286 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,713 AND WE WORKED TOGETHER ON "WOLF OF WALL STREET" AND HE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHO WOULD LOVE THIS 287 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:52,118 IS MARTIN SCORSESE." AND MY PARTNER, MATT, AND I WERE LIKE, "YEAH, FOR SURE 288 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,922 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I'M SURE 289 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:59,693 YOU -- YEAH. THEY'RE GOING TO LIKE IT A LOT AND WE'RE LIKE, "WHAT IS 290 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:03,229 HAPPENING? AND THEN MARTY SAID, "YES, HE WANTED TO DIRECT A MOVIE ABOUT 291 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,964 THE GRATEFUL DEAD WITH ME PLAYING JERRY GARCIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 292 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:13,606 >> Jimmy: SO IT GOES FROM ZERO - >> IT GOES TO, I SHOULDN'T EVEN 293 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,442 SEND THIS BECAUSE I AM NOT VALUABLE ENOUGH TO EVEN EXPRESS AN IDEA, TO HAVING YOUR HERO 294 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,077 DIRECT A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR OTHER HERO, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 295 00:21:17,077 --> 00:21:19,813 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND SO IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY. 296 00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:21,214 >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, IT'S HAPPENING. OH, MY GOODNESS. 297 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,483 >> YEAH, SO THAT'S REALLY COOL, YEAH >> Jimmy: BUDDY, I CAN'T WAIT 298 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,619 FOR THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE WRITING, 299 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,089 YOU KNOW >> YEAH, LARRY AND SCOTT, MY FAVORITE WRITERS, WHO WERE, 300 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:32,559 LIKE, "PEOPLE VS. LARRY FLYNT," AND "ED WOOD" AND STUFF. THEY -- THEY'RE WRITING IT NOW 301 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:36,363 AND -- AND IT'S EXCITING LET'S HOPE IT WORKS OUT. >> Jimmy: I'M SO PSYCHED FOR 302 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:41,234 YOU, MAN >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU ALSO DIRECTED 303 00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:43,503 THIS MOVIE I WANT TO, IT'S GOING TO BE ON NETFLIX. 304 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:46,106 >> YEAH -- >> Jimmy: YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE. 305 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:48,108 EXPLAIN THIS >> I DIRECTED MY SECOND MOVIE. IT'S A DOCUMENTARY AND IT'S 306 00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:52,879 ABOUT THERAPY IN GENERAL AND SORT OF GETTING THERAPY OUT TO THE MASSES OF PEOPLE WHOSE 307 00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:56,616 FAMILIES AND CULTURES STIGMATIZE IT AND WHO CAN'T AFFORD IT. 308 00:21:56,616 --> 00:22:01,521 AND IT'S THROUGH THE PRISM OF ME AND MY THERAPIST. MY ACTUAL THERAPIST. 309 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:09,195 SO IT AN INSANE IDEA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S AN INSANE MOVIE 310 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,930 I'M PRETTY SURE WE DEAL WITH A A LOT OF HOW INSANE ETHICALLY IT IS FOR A PATIENT TO BE 311 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,100 MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT THEIR THERAPIST WITH THEM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 312 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,902 BUT ULTIMATELY, THE IDEA IS TO EXPLORE HOW THERAPY HAS HELPED ME IN MY LIFE AND GIVE THAT TO 313 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:21,675 AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE WOULD BE AWESOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 314 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:25,178 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 315 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,313 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU NEW FILM >> "DON'T LOOK UP. 316 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:30,083 AWESOME MOVIE DIRECTED BY ADAM McKAY LEGEND 317 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:33,420 LOVE McKAY, DUDE >> Jimmy: ADAM McKAY IS A GENIUS 318 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:37,090 HE'S BRILLIANT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT IN THE NEXT SEGMENT 319 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:39,859 BUT I WANT -- YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING WITH YOU THAT YOU'VE BEEN USING ON THE -- 320 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,897 >> ON THE PRESS TOUR >> Jimmy: ON THE PRESS TOUR. NOW I DO, KIND OF, KNOW WHAT 321 00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:50,103 THIS IS. >> OKAY, SO THIS IS A REALLY BAD, LIKE, EIGHT-YEAR-OLD 322 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:54,941 STYLE, OLD SCHOOL FART MACHINE IT LITERALLY SAYS, "FART MACHINE #2" ON IT, OKAY? 323 00:22:54,941 --> 00:23:00,113 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. >> IAND IT'S HUGE, AND ABSURD, 324 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:03,083 AND CRAZY. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. 325 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,418 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> THIS IS HOW DIGITAL AND DUMB IT SOUNDS, OKAY? 326 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:10,123 [ FART SOUNDS [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY 327 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:13,360 LIKE FUNNY FOR, LIKE, A SIX-YEAR-OLD MAYBE, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: SURE 328 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:16,563 >> SO DID I A MOVIE WITH JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS. AND SHE'S THE COOLEST. 329 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,599 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WHEN I WAS SAYING, I'M GOING TO BE PRESSING THIS 330 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,368 MOVIE, "DON'T LOOK UP," WITH ALL THESE HUGE MOVIE STARS IN IT LIKE LEONARDO DiCAPRIO AND 331 00:23:21,368 --> 00:23:22,669 MERYL STREEP AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND TYLER PERRY, ETCETERA, 332 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:33,346 ETCETERA, ROB MORGAN AND I'M LIKE, "WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF I'M WITH ALL THESE 333 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:36,716 FANCY PEOPLE AND I HAVE, LIKE, A REALLY STUPID THREE-YEAR-OLD FART MACHINE, RIGHT? 334 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,918 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO JULIA, BEING AWESOME, GETS ME THIS AS A WRAPPED GIFT, 335 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:44,691 OKAY AND SO I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH THE MACHINE FOR A FEW -- FOR A 336 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:49,996 A FEW DAYS NOW [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE DID THIS BIG, FANCY 337 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,664 PRESS CONFERENCE AND I DID THE FART MACHINE WHEN SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT 338 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,200 CLIMATE CHANGE AND I -- I - [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 339 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,671 I HIT THE FART MACHINE LIKE THAT, RIGHT? MY CASTMATES DID -- DID NOT 340 00:23:57,671 --> 00:24:05,779 FIND IT FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] MERYL STREEP BEING THE OG 341 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:10,950 LEGEND THAT SHE IS DID FIND IT FUNNY, WHICH IS WHY I RIDE WITH HER ANY TIME DAY OR NIGHT. 342 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,219 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT MERYL STREEP >> OKAY. 343 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:16,056 >> Jimmy: MERYL STREEP, IS WHAT'S UP. >> SO THEN, ADAM McKAY, THE 344 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,792 DIRECTOR OF THIS GIANT FANCY FILM THAT IS AMAZING, BY THE WAY, HE SAYS, "JONAH --" HE'S 345 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:22,062 A FUNNY GUY. YOU'VE KNOWN McKAY FOREVER AND HE GOES, "JONAH, YOU'RE 346 00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:24,064 GOING TO GET A KICK OUT OF THIS NETFLIX, WHO MADE THE MOVIE, 347 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:25,732 HAS, LIKE, FORMALLY ASKED ME MULTIPLE TIMES TO ASK YOU FORMALLY TO STOP USING THE FART 348 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:32,806 MACHINE DURING PRESS FOR THE FILM." [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:37,177 LIKE, THEY DON'T FIND IT FUNNY AND THEY DON'T FIND IT INTERESTING. 350 00:24:37,177 --> 00:24:41,748 AND I FOUND THAT HILARIOUS, RIGHT? SO IN THAT THEY HAVE NOW 351 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:45,151 FORMALLY ASKED ME. I JUST WANT TO SAY OFFICIALLY, I LOVE YOU, NETFLIX. 352 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:50,690 I LOVE WORKING WITH YOU. I AM A HUGE FAN. I WATCH YOUR STREAMER, BUT NO 353 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:55,729 CORPORATE ENTITY WILL EVER SILENCE MY DIGITAL FARTS [ BLEEP ]. 354 00:24:55,729 --> 00:25:05,405 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MORE WITH JONAH HILL 355 00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:10,844 WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 356 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:33,066 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 357 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:35,335 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH AN INCREDIBLE ACTOR JONAH HILL, RIGHT HERE 358 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:39,239 I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE NEW MOVIE IS CALLED, "DON'T 359 00:25:39,239 --> 00:25:42,642 LOOK UP. IT'S IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY AND ON -- ON NETFLIX 360 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:46,846 DECEMBER 24th. CAN YOU TALK A BIT MORE ABOUT WHAT THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT 361 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,949 IT'S VERY FUNNY, BY THE WAY, BUT IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S VERY, LIKE, SMART FUNNY, I THINK, TO 362 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:53,386 ME, LIKE - >> YEAH. IT'S -- IT -- SO ADAM McKAY 363 00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:54,821 MADE THIS MOVIE AND LEONARDO DiCAPRIO AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE PLAY 364 00:25:54,821 --> 00:26:02,062 SCIENTISTS WHO SEE A COMET COMING TO DESTROY EARTH. AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END IN, 365 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:06,599 LIKE, SIX MONTHS SO THEY TAKE IT ALL THE WAY UP TO THE PRESIDENT, WHO IS PLAYED 366 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:12,439 BY MERYL STREEP, AND I'M HER SON AND CHIEF OF STAFF, JASON. [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:26:12,439 --> 00:26:23,783 AND -- AND WE DENY THE COMET'S EXISTENCE. SO ADAM IS A BRILLIANT GUY 368 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,518 AND HE'S, KIND OF, VERY SATIRICALLY DEALING WITH SOME OF THESE ISSUES THAT HAVE BEEN 369 00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:29,356 MASSIVE, WHERE IT'S, KIND OF, DENIAL OF SCIENCE, LET'S SAY >> Jimmy: HOW COOL WAS IT TO 370 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:32,459 ACT OPPOSITE MERYL STREEP? >> IT'S SO COOL. AND SHE'S SO COOL. 371 00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:35,228 AND EVERYONE GOES ON TALK SHOWS AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS PERSON'S COOL 372 00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:38,164 THAT PERSON'S COOL." MERYL STREEP'S ACTUALLY COOL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 373 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:41,768 AND SHE'S THE BEST ACTOR IN FACT, I'VE BEEN -- SO WE'VE BEEN DOING PRESS FOR THIS 374 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,603 MOVIE, AND IN THE INTERVIEWS THE PAST COUPLE DAYS, I KEEP SAYING, "OH, AND YOU KNOW, 375 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:50,343 GETTING TO WORK WITH MERYL, SHE'S THE GOAT SHE'S THE GOAT, RIGHT? 376 00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:52,612 WHICH, IF YOU KNOW, STANDS FOR GREATEST OF ALL TIME, RIGHT? THAT'S, LIKE, AN ACRONYM THAT 377 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,147 YOU USE FOR, LIKE, MICHAEL JORDAN OR JAY-Z OR WHOEVER, OR, YOU KNOW, WHOEVER 378 00:26:54,147 --> 00:27:01,388 YOUR GOAT IS FOR WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO. >> Jimmy: YEAH 379 00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:05,725 >> AND MERYL TO ME IS THE GOAT SHE'S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME SO THE WHOLE WEEK, I'M SAYING, 380 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:08,294 "YOU KNOW, WORKING WITH MERYL IS THE BEST. SHE'S THE GOAT 381 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:12,599 SHE'S THE GOAT." AND THEN TODAY, WE'RE DOING A PRESS CONFERENCE AND SHE'S 382 00:27:12,599 --> 00:27:14,334 LIKE, "YOU KNOW, AND JONAH IS SO COMFORTABLE WITH ME, HE'S BEEN CALLING ME A 'GOAT' ALL 383 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:20,306 WEEK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND -- AND SHE'S LIKE -- AND 384 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,510 I'M LIKE, "WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]? AND I'M LIKE -- I'M LIKE -- AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE EXPLAINED TO 385 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:26,846 HER. 'CAUSE SHE WAS TELLING JENNIFER ABOUT THIS 386 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:29,816 HOW SHE -- AND SHE'S SO COOL, SHE WASN'T EVEN OFFENDED BY IT [ LAUGHTER ] 387 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:33,653 SHE WAS JUST LIKE, "I GUESS HE, LIKE, LOVES ME AND IS CALLING ME A 'GOAT.'" AND -- AND 388 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:36,523 JENNIFER'S LIKE, "NO, MERYL. IT STANDS FOR GREATEST OF ALL TIME." 389 00:27:36,523 --> 00:27:38,458 SO SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, THANKS FOR CALLING ME THE 'GOAT.' I THOUGHT YOU WERE CALLING ME 390 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:45,732 A GOAT THIS WHOLE TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "MERYL, YOU'RE, 391 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:48,134 LIKE, THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME." >> Jimmy: AND SHE'S STILL COOL 392 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,503 ABOUT IT YEAH, SHE REALLY IS. MERYL STREEP 393 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:54,407 >> SHOUT-OUT TO THE GOAT MERYL STREEP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 394 00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:56,676 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, MERYL STREEP >> YEAH. 395 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,878 >> Jimmy: THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME IT'S VERY GOOD 396 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:01,514 IT'S VERY WELL WRITTEN, VERY WELL ACTED, VERY WELL DIRECTED I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 397 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:03,016 HERE'S OUR PAL, JONAH HILL, IN "DON'T LOOK UP." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 398 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:03,049 "DON'T LOOK UP." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 399 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:05,485 CHIEF SCIENCE ADVISER TO THE WHITE HOUSE. 400 00:28:05,485 --> 00:28:09,856 >> WHAT? >> AND AS SUCH, WE NEED YOU TO ATTEND AN EMERGENCY CABINET 401 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,791 MEETING WHERE YOU WILL BE FULLY DEBRIEFED. >> WHAT ABOUT US 402 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:16,262 >> YOU DO NOT HAVE CLEARANCE FOR THIS, SWEETHEART DON'T TRIP 403 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:18,465 GOT YOU SOME CRACKERS, SOME WATERS >> YOU DON'T NEED TO THROW IT 404 00:28:18,465 --> 00:28:20,300 ON THE FLOOR >> IT'S GOING TO BE THREE, FOUR HOURS TOPS 405 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:23,203 >> HERE, KATE. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S DOING THAT 406 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:29,042 >> HERE. >> WHAT IF WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 407 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,944 >> WE'LL LAY OUT SOME NEWSPAPER FOR YOU, GRAB YOU A CAN OF FEBREZE. 408 00:28:30,944 --> 00:28:33,179 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, SHORT, SWEET AND SIMPLE SCIENCE. 409 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,682 >> YES >> I'LL BE BACK -- >> SCIENCE TELLS THE TRUTH, 410 00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:40,286 RANDALL. >> DO YOU WANT TO COME >> YEAH. 411 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:46,459 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A JERK. 412 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:51,798 >> YO, REAL QUICK. BEFORE WE END, I'M NOT A A POLITICAL MAN. 413 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,834 BUT DO I BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE, AND MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL ME IF I DON'T READ THIS 414 00:28:54,834 --> 00:29:02,842 I JUST WILL SAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS STUFF. IT FEELS LIKE MT. EVEREST. 415 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:04,611 YOU CAN CALL OR EMAIL YOUR CONGRESS PERSON AND ASK THEM TO SUPPORT H.R. 794, THE NATIONAL 416 00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:08,281 CLIMATE CHANGE EMERGENCY THAT'S IT. VERY EASY. 417 00:29:08,281 --> 00:29:10,016 IF YOU'RE INTO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME ANY 418 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,251 TIME, BUDDY. I LOVE YOU >> THANK YOU, BRO. 419 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:14,154 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: JONAH HILL, EVERYBODY. 420 00:29:14,154 --> 00:29:18,358 "DON'T LOOK UP" IS IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th. 421 00:29:18,358 --> 00:29:20,460 TIG NOTARO JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 422 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:38,178 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 423 00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:42,282 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GRAMMY-NOMINATED COMEDIAN WHO IS GOING BACK ON 424 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:45,051 THE ROAD WITH A BRAND NEW STAND-UP TOUR CALLED "HELLO AGAIN. 425 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:47,253 PLEASE WELCOME AMERICA'S SWEETHEART, TIG NOTARO 426 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:09,943 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION. 427 00:30:09,943 --> 00:30:14,147 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU. 428 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:16,416 IT'S INTERESTING IN YOUR INTRO THERE, IT KIND OF CHANGED FROM EARLIER, BUT I INTRODUCED YOU 429 00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:21,154 AS AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. IS THAT -- >> WELL, I JUST DID A MOVIE 430 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:23,490 WITH REESE WITHERSPOON AND ASHTON KUTCHER [ CHEERS ] 431 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:30,096 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I THINK WE ALL SAW IT COMING 432 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:31,998 BUT -- AT ONE POINT, SOMEBODY REFERRED TO REESE AS AMERICA'S SWEETHEART AND SHE DIDN'T TAKE 433 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:38,338 THAT TITLE ON. AND I JUST -- I TOLD HER, "WELL, I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT. 434 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:44,477 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE ALWAYS LOVE WHEN YOU COME TO VISIT US, AND YOU BROUGHT US 435 00:30:44,477 --> 00:30:48,682 SOMETHING INTERESTING TO ME. THIS IS -- YOU'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD 436 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,216 YOU'RE DOING YOUR TOUR, "HELLO AGAIN. I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU IT A 437 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:54,988 A LITTLE QUICK PLUG. PITTSBURGH, CLEVELAND, DETROIT, COLUMBUS, ITHACA, BOSTON, 438 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:57,223 WASHINGTON, PHILLY, PORTLAND, SAN FRANCISCO, NEW ORLEANS - >> NEW ORLEANS, CHICAGO, 439 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:58,792 MADISON. >> Jimmy: CHICAGO, MADISON, WISCONSIN. 440 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:02,562 NEW YORK, NEW YORK >> NEW YORK CITY >> Jimmy: YEAH 441 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:05,231 THIS IS A BIG TOUR IT'S A BIG TOUR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 442 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,434 >> THERE'S EVEN MORE I THINK THERE'S 40 DATES THOSE ARE JUST - 443 00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:08,968 >> Jimmy: WOW! >> I THINK - >> Jimmy: SOME DATES RIGHT 444 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:12,339 THERE. >> YEAH, THOSE ARE SOME. >> Jimmy: BUT, YOU'VE BEEN 445 00:31:12,339 --> 00:31:14,874 TRAVELLING A LOT, AND YOU'VE HAD SOME EXPERIENCES LET'S JUST SAY THAT. 446 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,976 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AT THE AIRPORT AND YOU'VE TAKEN PHOTOS, AND 447 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:21,981 YOU'VE BROUGHT THE PHOTOS TO OUR SHOW >> YES 448 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:26,186 >> Jimmy: AND CAN I SHOW THE PHOTO FIRST OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION 449 00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:30,123 >> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC 450 00:31:30,123 --> 00:31:39,366 AND I WAS IN BETWEEN CITIES AND I WAS HUNGRY AND SO, I SCOURED THE AIRPORT 451 00:31:39,366 --> 00:31:41,201 FOR A PLACE TO SIT ALONE, AWAY FROM EVERYONE TO BE AS SAFE AS I COULD TO TAKE MY MASK OFF AND 452 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:48,675 EAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I LAID OUT ALL OF MY 453 00:31:48,675 --> 00:31:50,643 FOOD ON THE SEAT NEXT TO ME. AND RIGHT AS I STARTED EATING, AND I'M TELLING YOU, THE AREA 454 00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:58,785 WAS EMPTY. SHOW THE PICTURE [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:05,392 THESE ARE ALL EMPTY SEATS. SO ARE THESE [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:08,428 SO ARE ACROSS FROM HER >> Jimmy: BUT RIGHT BEHIND - >> SO WAS THE WHOLE ROW THAT 457 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:13,333 SHE WAS SITTING IN BUT SHE SAT RIGHT THERE. RIGHT BEHIND ME. 458 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,301 >> Jimmy: THIS OTHER PHOTO IS SOMETHING THAT WE CAN ALL HELP YOU WITH 459 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:19,939 YOU BROUGHT US A PROBLEM THAT WE CAN GIVE YOU A SOLUTION >> I'M HOPING. 460 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:23,076 HERE'S THE THING I DON'T FOLLOW A LOT OF POP CULTURE, AND I'LL BE FAIR, YOU 461 00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:27,914 KNOW, AND HONEST AND SAY, I'M NOT GREAT AT RECOGNIZING A LOT OF CELEBRITIES - 462 00:32:27,914 --> 00:32:34,754 >> Jimmy: YES. >> -- BECAUSE I DON'T FOLLOW A A LOT OF POP CULTURE 463 00:32:34,754 --> 00:32:36,856 >> BUT YOU'RE AMERICA'S SWEETHEART [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:39,626 >> I AM AMERICA'S SWEETHEART >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> PEOPLE FOLLOW WHAT I'M 465 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,829 DOING. >> PEOPLE FOLLOW -- OH, I UNDERSTAND 466 00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:46,332 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 467 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:49,302 THAT'S WHAT THEY DO, YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> ANOTHER STANDING OVATION. 468 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:50,970 SO I WAS SITTING ON THIS FLIGHT, AND EVERYBODY THAT WALKED ON KEPT SAYING TO THE 469 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:58,945 WOMAN NEXT TO ME, "OH, MY GOSH I'D KNOW THAT FACE FROM ANYWHERE." 470 00:32:58,945 --> 00:33:01,614 OR EVEN WITH A MASK ON "LOOK AT YOU I KNOW THAT HAIR." 471 00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:09,055 AND I WAS LIKE, "WHO THE HELL IS THIS? AND OF COURSE, SHE HAD A MASK 472 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:13,493 ON, AND SO, I SNUCK A PICTURE AND SENT IT TO MY WIFE AND I WAS LIKE, "WHO IS THIS?" 473 00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:15,228 AND THEN, SHE DIDN'T KNOW. AND THEN, WE SENT IT TO EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS 474 00:33:15,228 --> 00:33:19,499 CELEBRITY OBSESSED NOBODY KNOWS WHO THIS PERSON IS 475 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:24,804 >> Jimmy: AND YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ASK THE PERSON. YOU'RE NOT - 476 00:33:24,804 --> 00:33:26,573 >> WELL, NO, HALFWAY THROUGH THE FLIGHT, THERE WAS A SPIDER ON HER LEG AND I SAID, "OH, 477 00:33:26,573 --> 00:33:30,977 EXCUSE ME, YOU HAVE A SPIDER ON YOUR LEG." AND SHE SAID, "OH, MY GOSH 478 00:33:30,977 --> 00:33:36,750 THANK YOU. AND SHE BRUSHED IT OFF AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW 479 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:40,787 THAT VOICE [ LAUGHTER ] WHO IS THIS PERSON?" 480 00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:43,690 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU BROUGHT THE PHOTO. >> YEAH. 481 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,525 >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS THE PERSON THAT WAS SITTING NEXT TO YOU. 482 00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:48,762 AND DO WE KNOW WHO THIS? >> WHO IS THAT PLEASE, CALL 1-800 - 483 00:33:48,762 --> 00:33:56,302 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE THIS HERE >> A GROWN UP ANNIE. 484 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:59,806 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND WHOEVER SHE IS, PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME 485 00:33:59,806 --> 00:34:02,609 >> Jimmy: SHE HAS RED HAIR >> AND A WIDOW'S PEAK. >> Jimmy: IS IT DEBRA MESSING? 486 00:34:02,609 --> 00:34:10,817 >> NO. I FEEL LIKE DEBORAH AND I WOULD -- LET ME LOOK AT THIS 487 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:14,921 >> Jimmy: YEAH I HAVE NO CLUE, JENNA FISCHER? >> IT'S AMERICA'S SWEETHEART 488 00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:18,725 >> Jimmy: WHAT NO, NO, NO IT'S NOT 489 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:21,895 >> NO, NO. NO, IT'S NOT JENNA FISCHER >> Jimmy: SHE'S VERY PRETTY. 490 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:25,832 VERY PRETTY. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S MARRIED THAT'S A WEDDING RING. 491 00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:28,335 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO SHE'S MARRIED >> SHE CARRIES A YELLOW BAG. 492 00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:32,939 >> Jimmy: A YELLOW BAG THIS LAST ONE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU WANT TO SET THIS 493 00:34:32,939 --> 00:34:37,744 UP I'M JUST GOING TO SHOW THE PICTURE. 494 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:40,947 >> WELL, I DO WANT TO SAY, THIS PERSON WASN'T -- >> Jimmy: IT'S A TOUGH 495 00:34:40,947 --> 00:34:44,351 SITUATION. >> IT WASN'T THAT SHE WAS MEAN SHE JUST WASN'T TERRIBLY 496 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:47,587 FRIENDLY WHEN WE SAT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND I THOUGHT, I'M NOT GOING TO 497 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:50,824 BE MEAN BACK BUT THIS IS - >> Jimmy: OKAY HERE'S THE PHOTO 498 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:57,597 HERE'S THE PHOTO WE BLURRED HER FACE OUT. HERE'S THE PHOTO 499 00:34:57,597 --> 00:35:01,368 THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IN THE WORLD? 500 00:35:01,368 --> 00:35:04,237 >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT >> WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE WHERE THIS HAPPENS IN 501 00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:12,812 YOUR LIFE? >> I WAS SITTING THERE AND THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY 502 00:35:12,812 --> 00:35:17,050 PRE-PANDEMIC AND WE HAD OUR MASKS OFF, AND I STARTED TO SEE THIS HAPPEN AND 503 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:22,756 I WAS LIKE, "OH, BOY, UH-OH! [ LAUGHTER ] SOMEBODY'S SLEEPY. 504 00:35:22,756 --> 00:35:29,896 AND THEN, SHE WENT DOWN. AND SHE WAS SNUGGLED INTO MY SHOULDER 505 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:31,164 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING 506 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:33,800 YOU DIDN'T WAKE HER UP >> NO. I LET HER SLEEP THE WHOLE 507 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,902 FLIGHT >> Jimmy: WOW. I WANT TO, ONCE AGAIN, TALK 508 00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:46,279 ABOUT -- YOU'RE ON TOUR STARTING JANUARY 11th. >> YEAH, "HELLO AGAIN" IS THE 509 00:35:46,279 --> 00:35:49,182 NAME OF THE TOUR AND IT SOUNDS OBVIOUS, BECAUSE THERE IS THE OBVIOUS REASON OF 510 00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:52,285 HELLO AGAIN. I HAVEN'T TOURED IN A COUPLE OF YEARS. 511 00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:56,756 BUT THERE IS ANOTHER REASON THAT IT IS CALLED "HELLO AGAIN. 512 00:35:56,756 --> 00:35:58,725 I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU VERY 513 00:35:58,725 --> 00:36:04,197 INTERESTING. YOU TOLD ME THAT TO FIND OUT WHY IT'S CALLED "HELLO AGAIN," 514 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:06,266 THAT I HAVE TO SEE THE TOUR AND FIND OUT >> THE WHOLE TOUR. 515 00:36:06,266 --> 00:36:11,738 YOU HAVE TO BUY TICKETS. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO BUT AT THE END OF YOUR ACT, YOU 516 00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:15,475 UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S CALLED "HELLO AGAIN." >> YES, AND IT'S A VERY FUN 517 00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:17,744 MOMENT THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS [ LAUGHTER ] 518 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:23,783 >> Jimmy: TIG NOTARO, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 519 00:36:23,783 --> 00:36:26,119 FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HER "HELLO AGAIN" TOUR, GO TO TIGNOTARO.COM. 520 00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:33,660 >> AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. >> Jimmy: AMERICA'S SWEETHEART WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 521 00:36:33,660 --> 00:36:35,762 A PERFORMANCE FROM DAN AND SHAY STICK AROUND 522 00:36:35,762 --> 00:36:50,210 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR NEW 523 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,411 SONG, "OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS," GIVE IT UP FOR DAN AND SHAY! 524 00:36:55,215 --> 00:37:05,058 * * EVERYBODY'S STARTIN TO FEEL IT 525 00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:11,898 STARTING TO FEEL I IN THE AIR * * ALL OF THE SIDEWALK 526 00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:19,739 ALL OF THE STREETLIGHT HOLIDAY MAGIC EVERYWHERE THEN IT HITS ME * 527 00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:30,917 * OOH OOH-OOH IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMA AND I'M OFFICIALLY YOURS * 528 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:40,060 * I'M OFFICIALLY WISHIN FOR SOMETHIN NOT IN A STORE * 529 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:43,096 * IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER THE SNOW'S FALLING TOO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN 530 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:59,145 IT'S TRUE * * IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU * 531 00:37:59,145 --> 00:38:05,218 * WAITING FOR SANTA HERE BY THE FIRE LISTEN FOR FOOTSTEPS 532 00:38:05,218 --> 00:38:10,223 ON THE ROOF * * JINGLE BELL ROCKING OVER THE SPEAKER 533 00:38:10,223 --> 00:38:16,396 SINGING ALON JUST LIKE WE DO * * THEN IT HITS ME 534 00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:27,273 OOH OOH-OO IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMA AND I'M OFFICIALLY YOURS * 535 00:38:27,273 --> 00:38:35,415 * I'M OFFICIALLY WISHIN FOR SOMETHIN NOT IN A STORE * 536 00:38:35,415 --> 00:38:41,588 * IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER THE SNOW'S FALLING TOO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN 537 00:38:41,588 --> 00:38:47,460 IT'S TRUE * * IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU * 538 00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:58,204 * * WE'VE BEEN COUNTING DOW THE DAYS ALL YEA 539 00:38:58,204 --> 00:39:07,313 RAISE A GLAS IT'S FINALLY HERE * * OH-OH-OH OH-O 540 00:39:07,313 --> 00:39:16,122 IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMA AND I'M OFFICIALLY YOURS * * I'M OFFICIALLY WISHIN 541 00:39:16,122 --> 00:39:25,065 FOR SOMETHIN NOT IN A STORE * * IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER 542 00:39:25,065 --> 00:39:30,403 THE SNOW'S FALLING TOO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S TRUE * 543 00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:36,276 * IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS NOW THAT I'M WITH YO OOH-OOH OOH-OO 544 00:39:36,276 --> 00:39:40,480 OOH-OOH * * NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU OOH-OOH-OO 545 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,551 NOW THAT I'M WITH YO OOH-OOH OOH-OOH * * OOH-OOH 546 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:55,595 OOH-OOH OO NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 547 00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:59,532 >> Jimmy: DAN AND SHAY "OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS" IS OUT NOW. 548 00:39:59,532 --> 00:40:21,287 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 549 00:40:21,287 --> 00:40:26,159 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JONAH HILL, TIG NOTARO DAN AND SHAY RIGHT HERE. 550 00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:32,065 "OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 551 00:40:32,065 --> 00:40:33,900 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 552 00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:36,970 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 553 00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:49,916 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *