>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE
HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JONAH HILL
TIG NOTARO MUSICAL GUEST DAN AND SHAY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1565 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE IS
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS
WOW, THANK YOU PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELVES. WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE.
TODAY, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCE A DIPLOMATIC BOYCOTT OF THE BEIJING WINTER OLYMPICS
OVER HUMAN RIGHTS CONCERNS IN CHINA. THAT'S RIGHT
U.S. ATHLETES ARE STILL COMPETING BUT THE POLITICIANS WILL NOT BE THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] NOTHING WILL CONVINCE CHINA TO
CHANGE THEIR WAYS LIKE NOT SENDING THE SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE TO THE OLYMPICS.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, EVERYONE'S MOM WAS LIKE, THE OILED UP FLAG
BEARER FROM TONGA WILL STILL BE THERE, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
OH IT'S DIFFERENT FROM OUR LAST OLYMPIC DIPLOMATIC BOYCOTT
WHICH WAS JUST MIKE PENCE REFUSING TO WATCH MEN'S DOUBLES LUGE
"MOTHER, TURN THE CHANNEL. MOTHER, TURN THE CHANNEL." THAT'S RIGHT
PRESIDENT BIDEN WILL NOT ATTEND THE WINTER OLYMPICS. BIDEN SAID "IF I WANT TO WATCH
SOMETHING SPEEDING DOWN HILL, I'LL CATCH A DOCUMENTARY ON THE CUOMOS."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: HE SAID THAT
>> Steve: WHO SAID THAT? >> Jimmy: WOW! >> Steve: MEOW
>> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. DR. FAUCI SAID THAT THE FIRST
DATA ON THE SEVERITY OF THE OMICRON VARIANT IS ENCOURAGING YEAH, THAT'S WHAT PASSES FOR
GOOD NEWS IN 2021. [ LAUGHTER ] THE NEW DEADLY VIRUS VARIANT IS
ONLY WORRISOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "THIS CALLS FOR A TEPID UNCERTAIN
CELEBRATION. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, IT'S ENCOURAGING.
WHICH IS POSITIVE ENOUGH TO CONTINUE WITH YOUR HOLIDAY PLANS, BUT VAGUE ENOUGH TO MAKE
SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME FREAKING OUT. YOU'RE LIKE, "DID SOMEONE
SNEEZE DID SOMEONE SNEEZE?" [ LAUGHTER ]
GET THIS, ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, AMERICANS HAVE EXPERIENCED A RISE IN BLOOD
PRESSURE DURING THE PANDEMIC YOU KNOW THINGS ARE BAD WHEN YOU GO TO CVS AND THE BLOOD
PRESSURE MACHINE IS ON LIPITOR [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, I READ THAT
17 PEOPLE ON A NORWEGIAN CRUISE SHIP THAT DOCKED IN NEW ORLEANS HAVE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID
A COMPANY SPOKESMAN SAID, "WE'RE ALL CONCERNED AND PRETENDING TO BE SHOCKED BY
THIS DISTURBING NEWS." [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, NORWEGIAN
PROMISED CUSTOMERS OUT OF ALL THE CRUISE LINES ON GET COVID ON, THEY'RE DEFINITELY STILL
THE CHEAPEST [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
[ APPLAUSE ] THE OUTBREAK WAS SERIOUS
THOUGH WHEN OTHER PASSENGERS FOUND OUT, THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED
USING THEIR SHIRTS TO LIFT THE TONGS AT THE BUFFET. THEY WERE LIKE -
[ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? THIS IS REAL
OVER THE WEEKEND, HAWAII WAS HIT WITH A BLIZZARD. THAT'S RIGHT
A BLIZZARD IN HAWAII IT'S BASICALLY A PUSH NOTIFICATION FROM GOD ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE LIKE, "HEY HEY, WAKE UP!"
[ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW CLIMATE CHANGE IS A PROBLEM WHEN THE
FORECAST IS LIKE "IT'S GOING TO SNOW THREE INCHES ON THE RIVER OF LAVA.
[ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T VACATIONED IN THE TWO
YEARS BECAUSE OF COVID AND NOW THEY DECIDED TO GO TO HAWAII THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO BE
FREAKING KIDDING ME, MAN WHAT?" [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, I SAW THAT AMAZON IS RELEASING AN HOUR-LONG SPECIAL ABOUT WILLIAM SHATNER'S TRIP TO
SPACE CALLED "SHATNER IN SPACE. [ LAUGHTER ]
HE PROMISED TO ANSWER THE BURNING QUESTION THAT EVERYONE HAS.
"WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE BEATLES?
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE AMAZON SPECIAL WILL STREAM FOR AN HOUR
JUST LIKE SHATNER AT 2:00 A.M. [ LAUGHTER ] *
YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE. YOU CAN SEE THAT JOKE FROM SPACE.
COME ON! >> Steve: LOW MARKS. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN --
WELL, THIS WENT VIRAL. THERE WAS A PRETTY ROUGH WEATHER AT THE CHICAGO BEARS
GAME YESTERDAY, RIGHT? AND ONE FAN WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING HIS PONCHO ON
BUT -- WATCH THIS
>> YOU SAID THAT YOU REALLY HAVE A COUPLE OF OPPONENTS YOU'VE GOT THE FIELD
YOU'VE GOT THE WEATHER, AND IT IS STARTING -- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, YOU SEE IT COMING
DOWN I REALLY WALKED THIS FIELD BEFORE THE GAME.
IT WAS IN GREAT CONDITION. I BARELY SAW ANY LITTLE DIVOTS OR HOLES
AND IT LOOKED GREAT. MATT SCHRIEDER TOLD ME IT'S THE BEST THAT HE'S SEEN IT
BUT YOU CAN REALLY SEE THE WATER KIND OF STANDING ON THE FIELD RIGHT NOW.
I ACTUALLY JUST SAW A REFEREE SLIPPED. SO, IT IS GETTING A LITTLE
MUDDY DOWN HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
I DIDN'T KNOW GRIMACE FROM McDONALD'S WAS A BEARS FAN, BUT I --
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS SO ENTERTAINING THE PLAYERS CALLED A TIME-OUT
JUST SO THEY CAN WATCH HIM PUT IT ON. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN THEY CUT BACK LATER, THE GUY WAS JUST PASSED OUT IN HIS SEAT WITH A BAG OVER HIS HEAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE HOW -- I LOVE HOW EVERYONE AROUND HIM WAS LIKE,
"HE MUST GO ON THIS JOURNEY ALONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A A MAN WHO JUMPED OUT OF A SOUTHWEST AIRPLANE
GEEZ A MAN WHO JUMPED OUT OF A SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PLANE
WHILE IT WAS STILL MOVING ON THE RUNWAY WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT,
SOUTHWEST SAID, "SEE THIS IS WHY WE DUCT TAPE OUR CUSTOMERS TO THEIR SEATS."
[ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT IS MONDAY AND + WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK WE'VE GOT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS
AHEAD. NICOLE KIDMAN WILL BE HERE DUA LIPA
PETE DAVIDSON. MILEY CYRUS WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "DON'T LOOK UP" IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX
DECEMBER 24th. MY MAN, JONAH HILL IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S RIGHT PLUS, SHE'S HEADING OUT ON A A BRAND NEW STAND-UP TOUR
CALLED "HELLO AGAIN. TIG NOTARO IS HERE TIG NOTARO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC, HOLIDAY MUSIC FROM DAN AND SHAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DAN AND SHAY ARE HERE TONIGHT. I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO
MAKE >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? >> Jimmy: IT'S A GIANT, GIANT
DEAL I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. I -- SO, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
A -- ON A HOLIDAY SONG OKAY A COMEDY SONG.
AND YOU'VE WORKED ON IT. AND THE ROOTS KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY TO REALLY -
IT TAKES TIME TO WRITE AND PRODUCE AND MIX AND DO ALL OF THE STUFF.
SO I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS I GOT -- I'M WORKING ON DIFFERENT SONGS.
THEY'RE FUNNY. BUT THEN I GOT ONE SONG. I'M IN ELECTRIC LADY STUDIO
HERE IN MANHATTAN. AFTER THE SHOW, I GO THERE FROM LIKE 7:00 TO MIDNIGHT AND JUST
HANG OUT AND JUST TRY TO WRITE AND THINGS SO, YOU SEE PEOPLE IN THE
BUILDING WHO ARE THERE AND STUFF. SO, THEY GO, "WHY DON'T YOU
MEET WITH THIS PRODUCER, A GUY NAMED EDO AND ALLDAY THESE TWO PRODUCERS.
AND THEY KNOW HOW TO WRITE MUSIC. SO I GET TO THESE GUYS AND WE
WRITE THIS SONG. AND I THINK IT'S SOMETHING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I THINK WE COULD HAVE SOMETHING. >> Steve: WHOA
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER WRITTEN A A SONG WHERE WE I GO LIKE, "WE GOT SOMETHING.
>> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: I GO, "THAT'S FUNNY" OR WHATEVER.
BUT THIS ONE, I GO, "THIS IS SOMETHING. SO I GO TO THE RECORD LABEL
THAT I WENT TO AT MICHELLE ANTHONY'S HOUSE AND MONTY LIPMAN WAS THERE AND
I PLAYED THE SONG FOR THEM THE HEADS OF THE LABEL I PLAYED THE SONG.
IT'S A DEMO. I PLAY IT, LISTEN TO IT. LOUD
THE KIDS WERE THERE. THE SONG ENDS. QUIET.
NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MONTY STANDS UP. HE GOES, "YOU GOT A HIT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO YOU KNOW MONTY, RIGHT >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SO I GO, "NOW WHAT DO
WE DO? CAUSE IT'S, YOU KNOW - SO ANYWAYS, I'M LIKE -
IT'S BASICALLY ABOUT LIKE HOW LAST YEAR WAS JUST ROUGH ON EVERYBODY AND YOU KNOW, I
WANTED TO SAY, IT'S GOING TO GET BETTER IT REALLY IS GOING TO GET
BETTER TRUST ME AND HOW CAN I PORTRAY THAT
AND ALSO THINK OF THE FUNNY THINGS HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE IN LOCKDOWN.
YOU KNOW, PUTTING PURELL ON EVERYTHING OR YOU KNOW, GOING ON TO ZOOM.
ZOOMING YOUR GRANDPA -- GRANDMA. AND SEEING WHERE THE WI-FI
WORKS BEST SO I WRITE THIS SONG THEY GO, "WELL OUR DREAM IS
ARIANNA GRANDE TO DO THE SONG. I GO, "WOW, GOOD LUCK. I MEAN, BUT WHATEVER
SHE'S THE GREATEST I MEAN, SHE'S GORGEOUS SHE CAN SING LIKE AN ANGEL
SHE'S FUNNY. WE'VE HAD HER -- WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE "LATE NIGHT," YOU
KNOW, ARIANA - SO, I GO, "WELL, WHY NOT LET'S JUST GO OUT TO HER AND
SEE IF SHE WANTS TO DO IT. WE GO OUT TO HER WE DON'T HEAR HER BACK
OKAY, GOOD BUT WHATEVER, I KNOW SHE'S FINE
I SEE HER ON "THE VOICE. SHE'S FINE I GET A TEXT FROM ARIANNA.
"JIMMY, I LOVE THE SONG. I'M IN." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MEAN THE SONG WITH - >> Questlove: I WANT TO HEAR THIS
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW I GOT TO TELL YOU THE STORY. IT'S GREAT
SO, LIKE, MAYBE TWO MONTHS AGO, THE SONG IS NOTHING. IT JUST WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE
I DIDN'T KNOW. WE DIDN'T HEAR BACK FROM ANYTHING
I GO, "I GUESS IT JUST WON'T COME OUT IT'S JUST THE WAY LIFE WORKS
OKAY." ARIANNA SAYS, "I'M IN. I'M OUT IN L.A
I'M DOING "THAT'S MY JAM." SHE GOES, "I'M IN, I'M RECORDING TOMORROW AT THE
STUDIO." RECORDS HER TRACK. DOES BACKING VOCALS.
MY SONG SOUNDS BETTER THAN IT WAS. >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I GO, "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. SHE GOES, "WHO GOING TO DO THE
RAP ON THE SONG? CAUSE ON THE DEMO, I RAP [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS HOPING - >> Steve: HEY, DON'T LAUGH >> Jimmy: I WAS HOPING -- I WAS
HOPING SHE'D SAY," NO, JIMMY, YOU CAN DO THE RAP." [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE GOES, "MAYBE WE SHOULD SEE IF MEG WANTS TO DO THE RAP." I'M LIKE,
"MEGAN THEE STALLION?" SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH. I GOT TO HANG UP THE PHONE
HOLD ON. IT'S LIKE FREAKING OUT SO, I'M GETTING SWEATS, AND I'M
FREAKING OUT I GO, "NOW, THIS IS A REAL SONG."
TEXT MEGAN THEE STALLION MEGAN THEE STALLION GOES, "I CAN DO A SONG WITH MY BESTIES,
ARIANNA AND JIMMY? I'M IN WHEN DO WE SHOOT THE VIDEO?"
I GO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, QUEST, I DIDN'T TELL YOU
THAT STUFF SO I'M OUT DUDE, THIS ALL HAPPENED IN LIKE
A MONTH. >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T TELL YOU
THIS BECAUSE - I MEAN, YOU GOT YOUR OWN STUFF YOU'RE, YOU KNOW
>> Questlove: YEAH, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: SUMMER SO -- >> Questlove: CAN'T DO
EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE ALL GET - WE'RE LUCKY TO GET TO DO THESE
THINGS BUT -- SO ANYWAYS, WE RECORDED A SONG AND THE VIDEO IS CALLED,
"IT WAS A (MASKED CHRISTMAS)." ARIANNA GRANDE MEGAN THE STALLION
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT DROPS TONIGHT IT DROPS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TONIGHT! I'M FREAKING OUT
LIKE THIS IS MAJOR LIKE, I'M SERIOUSLY, REALLY SERIOUSLY REACTING JUST LIKE
THIS BECAUSE THIS IS MAJOR I'M ON AN ACTUAL RECORD LABEL WITH REAL STARS.
LIKE, THE BIGGEST OF THE BIGS. "STUNNER." MEGAN THE STALLION
I MEAN, IT'S -- AND I GET TO DEBUT IT IT'S OUT MIDNIGHT.
SO, WHATEVER YOU STREAM MUSIC ON, PUT IT ON REPEAT WHATEVER YOU CAN DO TO HELP ME
[ LAUGHTER ] PUT IT ON A PLAYLIST SEND TO IT GRANDPA
I WOULD LOVE IT. THANK YOU ALL THE RADIO STATIONS FOR PLAYING IT.
BUT IT'S OUT AT MIDNIGHT BUT RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ALLOWING US TO DEBUT IT
A WORLD PREMIERE TONIGHT ON OUR SHOW, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO PLEASE ENJOY MY NEW SONG, "IT WAS A (MASKED CHRISTMAS)" BY ME, ARIANNA GRANDE, AND
MEGAN THEE STALLION. HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL. IT'S MEGAN THEE STALLION
ARIANNA GRANDE AND JIMMY FALLON Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
IT'S TIME ON GET THOSE BOOSTERS * IT WAS A MASK CHRISTMAS
WE STAYED IN THE HOUSE * * WE COVERED OUR NOSE AND COVERED OUR MOUTH *
* BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER *
* IT WAS MASK CHRISTMAS WE UP IN OUR ZOOM * * I CAN ONLY GET WIFI
IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM * * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE
FOR A BOOSTER * * I NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD TONIGH
CAUSE IT'S GONNA SNOW * * I NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD ME TIGHT
AND NEVER LET GO * * SO SWEAR THAT YOU'RE COMING HOME *
* YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE * * LAST YEAR WE WERE
HERE ALONE * * DON'T TELL NME THIS YEAR'S THE SAM
THE SAME * * IT WAS A MASK CHRISTMAS WE STAYED IN THE HOUSE *
* WE COVERED OUR NOSE AND COVERED OUT MOUTH * * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
WE'LL BE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER * * IT WAS A MASK CHRISTMAS
WE UP IN OUR ZOOM * * I CAN ONLY GET WIFI IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM *
* BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER *
* THIS CHRISTMA I'MA MAKE IT COUNT * * NO MORE QUARANTIN
ON THE COUCH YEAH * * THIS YEAR HANG THAT MISTLETOE *
* I'MA KISS EVERYBODY THAT I KNOW * * THIS YEAR'S DIFFERENT
YOU CAN TELL * * DECK THOSE HALL AND JINGLE BELLS *
* PUT PUREL ON EVERYTHIN * TURKEY EGG NO
CANDY CANE * * HEY H THERE'S A GOOD CHANC
OF SNOW * * HEY H SOMEBODY WIP
RUDOLPH'S NOSE * * HO HE I PROMISE WE'LL BE OKAY *
* CAUSE WE'RE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER * * IT WAS A MERRY CHRISTMA
WE STAYED IN THE HOUSE * * WE COVERED OUR NOSE COVERED OUR MOUTH *
* BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE FOR A BOOSTER *
* IT WAS MASK CHRISTMAS WE UP IN OUR ZOOM * * I CAN ONLY GET WIFI
IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM * * BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME WE'LL BE IN LINE
FOR A BOOSTE FOR A BOOSTER * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON! COME ON!
YES! THANKS TO OUR GREAT DIRECTOR, DAN OPSAL.
THANK YOU TO ARIANNA GRANDE. THANK YOU TO MEGAN THEE STALLION.
"IT WAS A (MASKED CHRISTMAS)" AVAILABLE AT MIDNIGHT. SPREAD THE WORD, EVERYBODY
OH, MY GOD HEY, WE HAVE EXACTLY TEN SHOWS BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS
BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION.
IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO
* 12 DAY'S OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
10 DAYS LEFT * >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND
CHRISTMAS WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN OUTRAGEOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET.
SINCE THERE ARE TEN DAYS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER TEN HERE WE GO
>> WELL, ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE OPEN IT, THAT WE ACTUALLY TALK
TO THE AUDIENCE AND SEE IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SHOW, HOW IT'S MADE OR
ANYTHING ABOUT ME? >> Jimmy: DOREEN, DOREEN IT'S TIME FOR THE SWEATERS
HERE WE GO >> OKAY, SURE. >> Jimmy: LET'S GET THE
SWEATERS HERE WE GO, NUMBER TEN WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, DOREEN.
GO FOR IT. OH LOOK AT THAT RIGHT THERE
BEAUTIFUL. YEAH, VERY NICE. IT'S A CHRISTMAS SWEATER
THAT IS GORGEOUS LOOK AT THAT CLAUS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WOW! WANT TO TURN IT AROUND
LET'S SEE IT OH, IT'S A CARDIGAN. OH, IT'S A CARDIGAN.
UH-OH! NOW LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER
EVERYONE LOOK AGENT YOUR SEAT NUMBER IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON
DOWN QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE
[ DRUM ROLL WHO WANTS A SWEATER? IT'S -
314! YEAH, COME ON! *
YEAH, PUT THE BAG DOWN GET RID OF THAT BAG. GET DOWN HERE.
OH, WELCOME! CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING
HERE CONGRATULATIONS. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> KAREN SELLERS >> Jimmy: KAREN. WHERE ARE YOU FROM, KAREN?
>> CENTENNIAL, COLORADO. >> Jimmy: COLORADO IT JUST STARTED TO SNOW IN
COLORADO >> NO, IT HAPPENED IN HAWAII >> Jimmy: IT'S PERFECT TIMING.
CAN YOU TRY ON THE SWEATER WOULD YOU LIKE THE TRY IT ON I THINK WE ALL LOVE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. KAREN, IT'S PERFECT.
I CAN ALREADY TELL DOREEN, HELP WHEN YOU CAN. *
WOW! LOOK AT THIS COME ON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE A SUPERMODEL. IT LOOKS FANTASTIC
THANK YOU SO MUCH! CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNER. STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE TALKING TO JONAH HILL AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
YOU LOOK GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "DON'T LOOK
UP," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME JONAH HILL
>> Jimmy: AH >> IS THAT -- IS THAT THE BEST
DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR RIGHT THERE? >> Jimmy: OH, QUESTLOVE!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> IS THAT THE BEST DIRECTOR OF THE GOD DAMN WORLD
HOLY [ BLEEP ], THAT MOVIE WAS AMAZING MAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT REALLY WAS GREAT, RIGHT? >> RESPECT
YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
AS ALWAYS, I'VE MISSED YOU, PAL. >> YOU TOO
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD, HUH?
THE AUDIENCE THEY'RE GOING -- >> NO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD
>> WELL, I'M ACTUALLY IT FEELS GREAT. IT'S NICE TO SEE ALL YOU GUYS.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW THEY JUST ANNOUNCED THIS THING LAST WEEK, SUNDAY, THAT YOU'RE GOING TO
PLAY JERRY GARCIA IN A MOVIE WITH MARTIN SCORSESE DIRECTING >> YES
YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC HOW DID IT COME ABOUT? AND --
>> THIS IS A COOL STORY THAT I'LL TELL IF ANYONE IS WATCHING THAT NEEDS TO IMPROVE THEIR
VOICE OF SELF-DOUBT IN THEIR HEADS. OKAY
>> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL LISTENING. >> SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'RE ALL LISTENING.
>> SO -- YEAH, I'M SURE. I DO I SUFFER FROM IT
SO COVID STARTED, I STARTED MY COMPANY, STRONG BABY PRODUCTIONS.
SHOUT-OUTS FROM BABY PRODUCTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE HAD JUST STARTED THE COMPANY. AND I'M ON INSTAGRAM
COVID JUST STARTED WE'RE ALL STUCK IF OUR HOUSES. AND I SEE THIS PICTURE OF
JERRY GARCIA WHEN HE'S YOUNG AND I'M LIKE, "WOW, WHY HAS NOBODY DONE THIS
WHY HASN'T ANYONE MADE A MOVIE I CAN PLAY JERRY GARCIA. AND THEN I SPENT THE NEXT
HOUR-AND-A-HALF, LIKE, TALKING MYSELF OUT OF IT BEING LIKE, "DON'T SHOW ANYONE
THIS DON'T SAY THIS YOU'RE GOING TO SOUND INSANE
YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH YOU'RE NOT THIS. YOU'RE NOT THAT.
AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S AN ICON. AND THAT'S JUST A PICTURE. AND I FINALLY DID THE WORK IN
MY HEAD TO GO, "NO, SHARE IT WITH YOUR PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH."
SO I SENT IT TO MY COMPANY AND TO MY MANAGER, RICK, AND -- AND THEY WERE LIKE, "THIS IS A
A GREAT IDEA." AND THEN RICK MANAGES MARTIN SCORSESE.
AND WE WORKED TOGETHER ON "WOLF OF WALL STREET" AND HE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHO WOULD LOVE THIS
IS MARTIN SCORSESE." AND MY PARTNER, MATT, AND I WERE LIKE, "YEAH, FOR SURE
THAT SOUNDS GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I'M SURE
YOU -- YEAH. THEY'RE GOING TO LIKE IT A LOT AND WE'RE LIKE, "WHAT IS
HAPPENING? AND THEN MARTY SAID, "YES, HE WANTED TO DIRECT A MOVIE ABOUT
THE GRATEFUL DEAD WITH ME PLAYING JERRY GARCIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: SO IT GOES FROM ZERO - >> IT GOES TO, I SHOULDN'T EVEN
SEND THIS BECAUSE I AM NOT VALUABLE ENOUGH TO EVEN EXPRESS AN IDEA, TO HAVING YOUR HERO
DIRECT A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR OTHER HERO, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND SO IT'S A BEAUTIFUL STORY.
>> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, IT'S HAPPENING. OH, MY GOODNESS.
>> YEAH, SO THAT'S REALLY COOL, YEAH >> Jimmy: BUDDY, I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE WRITING,
YOU KNOW >> YEAH, LARRY AND SCOTT, MY FAVORITE WRITERS, WHO WERE,
LIKE, "PEOPLE VS. LARRY FLYNT," AND "ED WOOD" AND STUFF. THEY -- THEY'RE WRITING IT NOW
AND -- AND IT'S EXCITING LET'S HOPE IT WORKS OUT. >> Jimmy: I'M SO PSYCHED FOR
YOU, MAN >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU ALSO DIRECTED
THIS MOVIE I WANT TO, IT'S GOING TO BE ON NETFLIX.
>> YEAH -- >> Jimmy: YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE.
EXPLAIN THIS >> I DIRECTED MY SECOND MOVIE. IT'S A DOCUMENTARY AND IT'S
ABOUT THERAPY IN GENERAL AND SORT OF GETTING THERAPY OUT TO THE MASSES OF PEOPLE WHOSE
FAMILIES AND CULTURES STIGMATIZE IT AND WHO CAN'T AFFORD IT.
AND IT'S THROUGH THE PRISM OF ME AND MY THERAPIST. MY ACTUAL THERAPIST.
SO IT AN INSANE IDEA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S AN INSANE MOVIE
I'M PRETTY SURE WE DEAL WITH A A LOT OF HOW INSANE ETHICALLY IT IS FOR A PATIENT TO BE
MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT THEIR THERAPIST WITH THEM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT ULTIMATELY, THE IDEA IS TO EXPLORE HOW THERAPY HAS HELPED ME IN MY LIFE AND GIVE THAT TO
AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE WOULD BE AWESOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOU NEW FILM >> "DON'T LOOK UP.
AWESOME MOVIE DIRECTED BY ADAM McKAY LEGEND
LOVE McKAY, DUDE >> Jimmy: ADAM McKAY IS A GENIUS
HE'S BRILLIANT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT IN THE NEXT SEGMENT
BUT I WANT -- YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING WITH YOU THAT YOU'VE BEEN USING ON THE --
>> ON THE PRESS TOUR >> Jimmy: ON THE PRESS TOUR. NOW I DO, KIND OF, KNOW WHAT
THIS IS. >> OKAY, SO THIS IS A REALLY BAD, LIKE, EIGHT-YEAR-OLD
STYLE, OLD SCHOOL FART MACHINE IT LITERALLY SAYS, "FART MACHINE #2" ON IT, OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. >> IAND IT'S HUGE, AND ABSURD,
AND CRAZY. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> THIS IS HOW DIGITAL AND DUMB IT SOUNDS, OKAY?
[ FART SOUNDS [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY
LIKE FUNNY FOR, LIKE, A SIX-YEAR-OLD MAYBE, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: SURE
>> SO DID I A MOVIE WITH JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS. AND SHE'S THE COOLEST.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND WHEN I WAS SAYING, I'M GOING TO BE PRESSING THIS
MOVIE, "DON'T LOOK UP," WITH ALL THESE HUGE MOVIE STARS IN IT LIKE LEONARDO DiCAPRIO AND
MERYL STREEP AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND TYLER PERRY, ETCETERA,
ETCETERA, ROB MORGAN AND I'M LIKE, "WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF I'M WITH ALL THESE
FANCY PEOPLE AND I HAVE, LIKE, A REALLY STUPID THREE-YEAR-OLD FART MACHINE, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SO JULIA, BEING AWESOME, GETS ME THIS AS A WRAPPED GIFT,
OKAY AND SO I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH THE MACHINE FOR A FEW -- FOR A
A FEW DAYS NOW [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE DID THIS BIG, FANCY
PRESS CONFERENCE AND I DID THE FART MACHINE WHEN SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT
CLIMATE CHANGE AND I -- I - [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
I HIT THE FART MACHINE LIKE THAT, RIGHT? MY CASTMATES DID -- DID NOT
FIND IT FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] MERYL STREEP BEING THE OG
LEGEND THAT SHE IS DID FIND IT FUNNY, WHICH IS WHY I RIDE WITH HER ANY TIME DAY OR NIGHT.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT MERYL STREEP >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: MERYL STREEP, IS WHAT'S UP. >> SO THEN, ADAM McKAY, THE
DIRECTOR OF THIS GIANT FANCY FILM THAT IS AMAZING, BY THE WAY, HE SAYS, "JONAH --" HE'S
A FUNNY GUY. YOU'VE KNOWN McKAY FOREVER AND HE GOES, "JONAH, YOU'RE
GOING TO GET A KICK OUT OF THIS NETFLIX, WHO MADE THE MOVIE,
HAS, LIKE, FORMALLY ASKED ME MULTIPLE TIMES TO ASK YOU FORMALLY TO STOP USING THE FART
MACHINE DURING PRESS FOR THE FILM." [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, THEY DON'T FIND IT FUNNY AND THEY DON'T FIND IT INTERESTING.
AND I FOUND THAT HILARIOUS, RIGHT? SO IN THAT THEY HAVE NOW
FORMALLY ASKED ME. I JUST WANT TO SAY OFFICIALLY, I LOVE YOU, NETFLIX.
I LOVE WORKING WITH YOU. I AM A HUGE FAN. I WATCH YOUR STREAMER, BUT NO
CORPORATE ENTITY WILL EVER SILENCE MY DIGITAL FARTS [ BLEEP ].
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MORE WITH JONAH HILL
WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH AN INCREDIBLE ACTOR JONAH HILL, RIGHT HERE
I -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE NEW MOVIE IS CALLED, "DON'T
LOOK UP. IT'S IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY AND ON -- ON NETFLIX
DECEMBER 24th. CAN YOU TALK A BIT MORE ABOUT WHAT THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT
IT'S VERY FUNNY, BY THE WAY, BUT IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S VERY, LIKE, SMART FUNNY, I THINK, TO
ME, LIKE - >> YEAH. IT'S -- IT -- SO ADAM McKAY
MADE THIS MOVIE AND LEONARDO DiCAPRIO AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE PLAY
SCIENTISTS WHO SEE A COMET COMING TO DESTROY EARTH. AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END IN,
LIKE, SIX MONTHS SO THEY TAKE IT ALL THE WAY UP TO THE PRESIDENT, WHO IS PLAYED
BY MERYL STREEP, AND I'M HER SON AND CHIEF OF STAFF, JASON. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND -- AND WE DENY THE COMET'S EXISTENCE. SO ADAM IS A BRILLIANT GUY
AND HE'S, KIND OF, VERY SATIRICALLY DEALING WITH SOME OF THESE ISSUES THAT HAVE BEEN
MASSIVE, WHERE IT'S, KIND OF, DENIAL OF SCIENCE, LET'S SAY >> Jimmy: HOW COOL WAS IT TO
ACT OPPOSITE MERYL STREEP? >> IT'S SO COOL. AND SHE'S SO COOL.
AND EVERYONE GOES ON TALK SHOWS AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS PERSON'S COOL
THAT PERSON'S COOL." MERYL STREEP'S ACTUALLY COOL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SHE'S THE BEST ACTOR IN FACT, I'VE BEEN -- SO WE'VE BEEN DOING PRESS FOR THIS
MOVIE, AND IN THE INTERVIEWS THE PAST COUPLE DAYS, I KEEP SAYING, "OH, AND YOU KNOW,
GETTING TO WORK WITH MERYL, SHE'S THE GOAT SHE'S THE GOAT, RIGHT?
WHICH, IF YOU KNOW, STANDS FOR GREATEST OF ALL TIME, RIGHT? THAT'S, LIKE, AN ACRONYM THAT
YOU USE FOR, LIKE, MICHAEL JORDAN OR JAY-Z OR WHOEVER, OR, YOU KNOW, WHOEVER
YOUR GOAT IS FOR WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND MERYL TO ME IS THE GOAT SHE'S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME SO THE WHOLE WEEK, I'M SAYING,
"YOU KNOW, WORKING WITH MERYL IS THE BEST. SHE'S THE GOAT
SHE'S THE GOAT." AND THEN TODAY, WE'RE DOING A PRESS CONFERENCE AND SHE'S
LIKE, "YOU KNOW, AND JONAH IS SO COMFORTABLE WITH ME, HE'S BEEN CALLING ME A 'GOAT' ALL
WEEK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND -- AND SHE'S LIKE -- AND
I'M LIKE, "WHAT THE [ BLEEP ]? AND I'M LIKE -- I'M LIKE -- AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE EXPLAINED TO
HER. 'CAUSE SHE WAS TELLING JENNIFER ABOUT THIS
HOW SHE -- AND SHE'S SO COOL, SHE WASN'T EVEN OFFENDED BY IT [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE WAS JUST LIKE, "I GUESS HE, LIKE, LOVES ME AND IS CALLING ME A 'GOAT.'" AND -- AND
JENNIFER'S LIKE, "NO, MERYL. IT STANDS FOR GREATEST OF ALL TIME."
SO SHE WAS LIKE, "HEY, THANKS FOR CALLING ME THE 'GOAT.' I THOUGHT YOU WERE CALLING ME
A GOAT THIS WHOLE TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "MERYL, YOU'RE,
LIKE, THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME." >> Jimmy: AND SHE'S STILL COOL
ABOUT IT YEAH, SHE REALLY IS. MERYL STREEP
>> SHOUT-OUT TO THE GOAT MERYL STREEP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, MERYL STREEP >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME IT'S VERY GOOD
IT'S VERY WELL WRITTEN, VERY WELL ACTED, VERY WELL DIRECTED I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S OUR PAL, JONAH HILL, IN "DON'T LOOK UP." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
CHIEF SCIENCE ADVISER TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
>> WHAT? >> AND AS SUCH, WE NEED YOU TO ATTEND AN EMERGENCY CABINET
MEETING WHERE YOU WILL BE FULLY DEBRIEFED. >> WHAT ABOUT US
>> YOU DO NOT HAVE CLEARANCE FOR THIS, SWEETHEART DON'T TRIP
GOT YOU SOME CRACKERS, SOME WATERS >> YOU DON'T NEED TO THROW IT
ON THE FLOOR >> IT'S GOING TO BE THREE, FOUR HOURS TOPS
>> HERE, KATE. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S DOING THAT
>> HERE. >> WHAT IF WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
>> WE'LL LAY OUT SOME NEWSPAPER FOR YOU, GRAB YOU A CAN OF FEBREZE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, SHORT, SWEET AND SIMPLE SCIENCE.
>> YES >> I'LL BE BACK -- >> SCIENCE TELLS THE TRUTH,
RANDALL. >> DO YOU WANT TO COME >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A JERK.
>> YO, REAL QUICK. BEFORE WE END, I'M NOT A A POLITICAL MAN.
BUT DO I BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE, AND MY GIRLFRIEND WILL KILL ME IF I DON'T READ THIS
I JUST WILL SAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS STUFF. IT FEELS LIKE MT. EVEREST.
YOU CAN CALL OR EMAIL YOUR CONGRESS PERSON AND ASK THEM TO SUPPORT H.R. 794, THE NATIONAL
CLIMATE CHANGE EMERGENCY THAT'S IT. VERY EASY.
IF YOU'RE INTO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WELCOME ANY
TIME, BUDDY. I LOVE YOU >> THANK YOU, BRO.
THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: JONAH HILL, EVERYBODY.
"DON'T LOOK UP" IS IN SELECT THEATERS FRIDAY AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th.
TIG NOTARO JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GRAMMY-NOMINATED COMEDIAN WHO IS GOING BACK ON
THE ROAD WITH A BRAND NEW STAND-UP TOUR CALLED "HELLO AGAIN.
PLEASE WELCOME AMERICA'S SWEETHEART, TIG NOTARO
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M EXCITED TO SEE YOU.
IT'S INTERESTING IN YOUR INTRO THERE, IT KIND OF CHANGED FROM EARLIER, BUT I INTRODUCED YOU
AS AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. IS THAT -- >> WELL, I JUST DID A MOVIE
WITH REESE WITHERSPOON AND ASHTON KUTCHER [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I THINK WE ALL SAW IT COMING
BUT -- AT ONE POINT, SOMEBODY REFERRED TO REESE AS AMERICA'S SWEETHEART AND SHE DIDN'T TAKE
THAT TITLE ON. AND I JUST -- I TOLD HER, "WELL, I GUESS I'LL TAKE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WE ALWAYS LOVE WHEN YOU COME TO VISIT US, AND YOU BROUGHT US
SOMETHING INTERESTING TO ME. THIS IS -- YOU'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD
YOU'RE DOING YOUR TOUR, "HELLO AGAIN. I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU IT A
A LITTLE QUICK PLUG. PITTSBURGH, CLEVELAND, DETROIT, COLUMBUS, ITHACA, BOSTON,
WASHINGTON, PHILLY, PORTLAND, SAN FRANCISCO, NEW ORLEANS - >> NEW ORLEANS, CHICAGO,
MADISON. >> Jimmy: CHICAGO, MADISON, WISCONSIN.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK >> NEW YORK CITY >> Jimmy: YEAH
THIS IS A BIG TOUR IT'S A BIG TOUR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THERE'S EVEN MORE I THINK THERE'S 40 DATES THOSE ARE JUST -
>> Jimmy: WOW! >> I THINK - >> Jimmy: SOME DATES RIGHT
THERE. >> YEAH, THOSE ARE SOME. >> Jimmy: BUT, YOU'VE BEEN
TRAVELLING A LOT, AND YOU'VE HAD SOME EXPERIENCES LET'S JUST SAY THAT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AT THE AIRPORT AND YOU'VE TAKEN PHOTOS, AND
YOU'VE BROUGHT THE PHOTOS TO OUR SHOW >> YES
>> Jimmy: AND CAN I SHOW THE PHOTO FIRST OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION
>> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC
AND I WAS IN BETWEEN CITIES AND I WAS HUNGRY AND SO, I SCOURED THE AIRPORT
FOR A PLACE TO SIT ALONE, AWAY FROM EVERYONE TO BE AS SAFE AS I COULD TO TAKE MY MASK OFF AND
EAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I LAID OUT ALL OF MY
FOOD ON THE SEAT NEXT TO ME. AND RIGHT AS I STARTED EATING, AND I'M TELLING YOU, THE AREA
WAS EMPTY. SHOW THE PICTURE [ LAUGHTER ]
THESE ARE ALL EMPTY SEATS. SO ARE THESE [ LAUGHTER ]
SO ARE ACROSS FROM HER >> Jimmy: BUT RIGHT BEHIND - >> SO WAS THE WHOLE ROW THAT
SHE WAS SITTING IN BUT SHE SAT RIGHT THERE. RIGHT BEHIND ME.
>> Jimmy: THIS OTHER PHOTO IS SOMETHING THAT WE CAN ALL HELP YOU WITH
YOU BROUGHT US A PROBLEM THAT WE CAN GIVE YOU A SOLUTION >> I'M HOPING.
HERE'S THE THING I DON'T FOLLOW A LOT OF POP CULTURE, AND I'LL BE FAIR, YOU
KNOW, AND HONEST AND SAY, I'M NOT GREAT AT RECOGNIZING A LOT OF CELEBRITIES -
>> Jimmy: YES. >> -- BECAUSE I DON'T FOLLOW A A LOT OF POP CULTURE
>> BUT YOU'RE AMERICA'S SWEETHEART [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I AM AMERICA'S SWEETHEART >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> PEOPLE FOLLOW WHAT I'M
DOING. >> PEOPLE FOLLOW -- OH, I UNDERSTAND
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO, YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> ANOTHER STANDING OVATION.
SO I WAS SITTING ON THIS FLIGHT, AND EVERYBODY THAT WALKED ON KEPT SAYING TO THE
WOMAN NEXT TO ME, "OH, MY GOSH I'D KNOW THAT FACE FROM ANYWHERE."
OR EVEN WITH A MASK ON "LOOK AT YOU I KNOW THAT HAIR."
AND I WAS LIKE, "WHO THE HELL IS THIS? AND OF COURSE, SHE HAD A MASK
ON, AND SO, I SNUCK A PICTURE AND SENT IT TO MY WIFE AND I WAS LIKE, "WHO IS THIS?"
AND THEN, SHE DIDN'T KNOW. AND THEN, WE SENT IT TO EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS
CELEBRITY OBSESSED NOBODY KNOWS WHO THIS PERSON IS
>> Jimmy: AND YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ASK THE PERSON. YOU'RE NOT -
>> WELL, NO, HALFWAY THROUGH THE FLIGHT, THERE WAS A SPIDER ON HER LEG AND I SAID, "OH,
EXCUSE ME, YOU HAVE A SPIDER ON YOUR LEG." AND SHE SAID, "OH, MY GOSH
THANK YOU. AND SHE BRUSHED IT OFF AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW
THAT VOICE [ LAUGHTER ] WHO IS THIS PERSON?"
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU BROUGHT THE PHOTO. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THIS IS THE PERSON THAT WAS SITTING NEXT TO YOU.
AND DO WE KNOW WHO THIS? >> WHO IS THAT PLEASE, CALL 1-800 -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE THIS HERE >> A GROWN UP ANNIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND WHOEVER SHE IS, PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME
>> Jimmy: SHE HAS RED HAIR >> AND A WIDOW'S PEAK. >> Jimmy: IS IT DEBRA MESSING?
>> NO. I FEEL LIKE DEBORAH AND I WOULD -- LET ME LOOK AT THIS
>> Jimmy: YEAH I HAVE NO CLUE, JENNA FISCHER? >> IT'S AMERICA'S SWEETHEART
>> Jimmy: WHAT NO, NO, NO IT'S NOT
>> NO, NO. NO, IT'S NOT JENNA FISCHER >> Jimmy: SHE'S VERY PRETTY.
VERY PRETTY. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S MARRIED THAT'S A WEDDING RING.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO SHE'S MARRIED >> SHE CARRIES A YELLOW BAG.
>> Jimmy: A YELLOW BAG THIS LAST ONE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU WANT TO SET THIS
UP I'M JUST GOING TO SHOW THE PICTURE.
>> WELL, I DO WANT TO SAY, THIS PERSON WASN'T -- >> Jimmy: IT'S A TOUGH
SITUATION. >> IT WASN'T THAT SHE WAS MEAN SHE JUST WASN'T TERRIBLY
FRIENDLY WHEN WE SAT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND I THOUGHT, I'M NOT GOING TO
BE MEAN BACK BUT THIS IS - >> Jimmy: OKAY HERE'S THE PHOTO
WE BLURRED HER FACE OUT. HERE'S THE PHOTO
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IN THE WORLD?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT >> WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE WHERE THIS HAPPENS IN
YOUR LIFE? >> I WAS SITTING THERE AND THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY
PRE-PANDEMIC AND WE HAD OUR MASKS OFF, AND I STARTED TO SEE THIS HAPPEN AND
I WAS LIKE, "OH, BOY, UH-OH! [ LAUGHTER ] SOMEBODY'S SLEEPY.
AND THEN, SHE WENT DOWN. AND SHE WAS SNUGGLED INTO MY SHOULDER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
YOU DIDN'T WAKE HER UP >> NO. I LET HER SLEEP THE WHOLE
FLIGHT >> Jimmy: WOW. I WANT TO, ONCE AGAIN, TALK
ABOUT -- YOU'RE ON TOUR STARTING JANUARY 11th. >> YEAH, "HELLO AGAIN" IS THE
NAME OF THE TOUR AND IT SOUNDS OBVIOUS, BECAUSE THERE IS THE OBVIOUS REASON OF
HELLO AGAIN. I HAVEN'T TOURED IN A COUPLE OF YEARS.
BUT THERE IS ANOTHER REASON THAT IT IS CALLED "HELLO AGAIN.
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU VERY
INTERESTING. YOU TOLD ME THAT TO FIND OUT WHY IT'S CALLED "HELLO AGAIN,"
THAT I HAVE TO SEE THE TOUR AND FIND OUT >> THE WHOLE TOUR.
YOU HAVE TO BUY TICKETS. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO BUT AT THE END OF YOUR ACT, YOU
UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S CALLED "HELLO AGAIN." >> YES, AND IT'S A VERY FUN
MOMENT THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: TIG NOTARO, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HER "HELLO AGAIN" TOUR, GO TO TIGNOTARO.COM.
>> AMERICA'S SWEETHEART. >> Jimmy: AMERICA'S SWEETHEART WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM DAN AND SHAY STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THEIR NEW
SONG, "OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS," GIVE IT UP FOR DAN AND SHAY!
* * EVERYBODY'S STARTIN TO FEEL IT
STARTING TO FEEL I IN THE AIR * * ALL OF THE SIDEWALK
ALL OF THE STREETLIGHT HOLIDAY MAGIC EVERYWHERE THEN IT HITS ME *
* OOH OOH-OOH IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMA AND I'M OFFICIALLY YOURS *
* I'M OFFICIALLY WISHIN FOR SOMETHIN NOT IN A STORE *
* IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER THE SNOW'S FALLING TOO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
IT'S TRUE * * IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU *
* WAITING FOR SANTA HERE BY THE FIRE LISTEN FOR FOOTSTEPS
ON THE ROOF * * JINGLE BELL ROCKING OVER THE SPEAKER
SINGING ALON JUST LIKE WE DO * * THEN IT HITS ME
OOH OOH-OO IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMA AND I'M OFFICIALLY YOURS *
* I'M OFFICIALLY WISHIN FOR SOMETHIN NOT IN A STORE *
* IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER THE SNOW'S FALLING TOO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
IT'S TRUE * * IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU *
* * WE'VE BEEN COUNTING DOW THE DAYS ALL YEA
RAISE A GLAS IT'S FINALLY HERE * * OH-OH-OH OH-O
IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMA AND I'M OFFICIALLY YOURS * * I'M OFFICIALLY WISHIN
FOR SOMETHIN NOT IN A STORE * * IT'S ALREADY DECEMBER
THE SNOW'S FALLING TOO THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S TRUE *
* IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS NOW THAT I'M WITH YO OOH-OOH OOH-OO
OOH-OOH * * NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU OOH-OOH-OO
NOW THAT I'M WITH YO OOH-OOH OOH-OOH * * OOH-OOH
OOH-OOH OO NOW THAT I'M WITH YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DAN AND SHAY "OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS" IS OUT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JONAH HILL, TIG NOTARO DAN AND SHAY RIGHT HERE.
"OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*