>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TYLER PERRY,
MICHAEL BUBLE, MUSIC GUEST CKAY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1564 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH! WELCOME!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE LET'S GET TO SOME JOKES HERE
LAST NIGHT WAS THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING, AND DURING HIS SPEECH, PRESIDENT
BIDEN TRIED TO THANK LL COOL J FOR HOSTING. BUT I THINK HE WAS A LITTLE
CONFUSED ABOUT WHO LL COOL J IS WATCH THIS
>> A SPECIAL THANKS TO TONIGHT'S HOST LL COOL J I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MAN, HE
LOOK LIKE YOU CAN STILL PLAY AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN INSTRUMENT, I'M TALKING ABOUT
FOOTBALL OR SOMETHING. THAT MAN IS -- ANYWAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW IT WOULDN'T
BE THE HOLIDAYS WITHOUT GRANDPA SAYING SOMETHING THAT MADE YOU GO "OH, GEEZ
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
GET HIM OUT OF HERE. BIDEN'S STAFF WAS YELLING, "QUICK, TURN ON THE TREE
TURN ON THE TREE!" [ LAUGHTER ] AN AIDE WAS LIKE, "HOW DID THAT
HAPPEN LITERALLY THE ONLY THING ON THE PROMPTER WAS, 'MERRY CHRISTMAS,
FLIP SWITCH, GOOD NIGHT!'" [ LAUGHTER ] TO BE FAIR, LL COOL J DID PLAY
PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, IN THE 1999 MOVIE "ANY GIVEN SUNDAY." [ LAUGHTER ]
IT GOT WORSE WHEN BIDEN SAID, "ANYWAY, THANKS TO -- FOR WHATEVER YOU DO, L.L.BEAN J.
[ LAUGHTER ] L.L.BEAN J MEANWHILE, TODAY BIDEN WAS
DELIVERING REMARKS ON THE ECONOMY, AND HE DIDN'T REALLY LIKE -- HE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE
HIMSELF. LISTEN TO THIS
SUPPLIERS BUT THE CEOs OF FEDEX
AND U.P.S., WHICH ARE ON TRACK TO DELIVER MORE PACKAGES THAN EVER
>> FIRST OF ALL, MR. PRESIDENT, YOUR VOICE SOUNDS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> THAT WAS REAL
>> Jimmy: THAT'S REAL, YEAH. THERE HE IS, PRESIDENT GROOT [ LAUGHTER ]
OBAMA WAS LIKE, "SOUNDS LIKE THE JOB HAS GOT YOU SMOKING, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ] OVERNIGHT BIDEN SUDDENLY TURNED INTO BRAD GARRETT.
"RAYMOND, RAYMOND. EVEN SHAQ WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT VOICE?
[ LAUGHTER ] INSTEAD OF "HAIL TO THE CHIEF," BIDEN NOW WALKS OUT TO THIS.
* * OH YEAH OH YEAH *
* [ LAUGHTER ] UH -
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS GOOD NEWS. LAST NIGHT JUST HOURS BEFORE
THE DEADLINE, CONGRESS REACHED A DEAL TO AVOID A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN.
YOU KNOW THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES WHEN THE GOVERNMENT ALMOST SHUTS DOWN AND MOST AMERICANS
ARE LIKE, "MEH." [ LAUGHTER ] ADD IT TO THE PILE
YEAH, THE GOVERNMENT IS NOW FUNDED THROUGH FEBRUARY 18th IT'S BASICALLY CONGRESS'S
VERSION OF REPEATEDLY CLICKING "REMIND ME TOMORROW" ON A SOFTWARE UPDATE.
IT'S LIKE, "NO, NO, I JUST WANT TO CHECK MY EMAILS NOT YET, NO, DON'T UPDATE.
SOME BUSINESS NEWS, BATH AND BODY WORKS' BIG ANNUAL SCENTED CANDLE SALE STARTS TODAY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND PEOPLE TAKE THIS SALE VERY SERIOUSLY.
THIS MORNING THERE WAS A A 30-MINUTE WAIT TO EVEN GET ON THE WEBSITE.
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: IT IS SO POPULAR THAT THIS YEAR THERE'S A LIMIT OF 18
CANDLES PER CUSTOMER SO YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO BUY 18 SCENTED BATH AND BODY WORKS
CANDLES, MAX >> Steve: WELL >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT
>> Steve: WELL, WHAT 18 BATH AND BODY WORKS CANDLES ARE YOU GOING TO BUY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S EASY, IT'S A NO-BRAINER
WINTER CANDY APPLE, MAHOGANY BALSAM, MAHOGANY TEAKWOOD, HOLIDAY, HOT COCOA AND CREAM,
SUGAR SNICKERDOODLE, SNOWFLAKES AND CITRUS, FLANNEL, FRESH BALSAM, PEPPERMINT SUGAR
COOKIE, CHAMPAGNE TOAST, MARSHMALLOW FIRESIDE, FROSTED CRANBERRY, 'TIS THE SEASON,
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE, BRIGHT CHRISTMAS MORNING, AND MAYBE TWO CLASSICS IKE VANILLA
BALSAM AND FROSTED COCONUT SNOWBALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WAIT YOU'RE NOT -- YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING FROM BATH AND BODY WORKS WHITE
BARN COLLECTION? WHAT ABOUT LIKE EUCALYPTUS SNOWFALL, SWEATER WEATHER, OR
ICE CRANBERRY SCONE? >> Jimmy: I MEAN, I GUESS I CAN SEE SWAPPING OUT MAHOGANY
BALSAM FOR AN ICE VANILLA WOODS. I DID HAVE MY EYE ON THAT NEW
METALLIC JAR TRIO WITH WINTER BERRY WREATH, FALLING SNOW, AND MIDNIGHT SNOW.
I MEAN, IT'S TWO SNOWS IN ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: PLUS, COME ON, THIS
YEAR'S JOY, LOVE, PEACE, HOPE COLLECTION TWO ALL NEW SCENTS, ICED
RASPBERRY BELLINI AND COTTON CANDY CHAMPAGNE. >> Jimmy: STILL COME WITH THE
WINTER PEACH MARSHMALLOW, THOUGH, RIGHT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: YOU TELL ME! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S MY DUDE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS, MAN.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT GOOD. OH, NO, NO, NO, WAIT, HIGGINS! [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] HIGGINS, ARE YOU EATING A MELTED CANDLE?
>> Steve: NO I FILLED THIS THING UP WITH PUDDING!
>> Jimmy: OH OKAY, WHAT FLAVOR? >> Steve: PINE
>> Jimmy: OH, VERY NICE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: MMM!
[ LAUGHTER ] SO GOOD. [ SLURPING ]
>> Jimmy: I READ THAT -- [ LAUGHTER ] TURN THE LIGHTS -- TURN THE
TREE ON! TURN THE TREE ON [ LAUGHTER ]
I READ THAT ZOOM JUST ROLLED OUT A NEW FEATURE CALLED ATTENDANCE STATUS THAT MAKES IT
EASIER TO SEE WHO'S AT A A MEETING AND WHETHER ANYONE SHOWED UP LATE
WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE CHANGING THE NAME FROM ZOOM TO NARC [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: COME ON! >> Jimmy: COME ON MAN! AND NOW SKYPE IS TRYING TO
CAPITALIZE ON THIS THAT' RIGHT. THEIR NEW MOTTO IS "SKYPE,
WHERE SNITCHES GETS STITCHES." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON
AND EVERYONE'S GETTING PACKAGES DELIVERED, BUT THERE'S ONE HOUSE IN TENNESSEE THAT MIGHT
HAVE TAKEN IT A LITTLE TOO FAR CHECK THIS OUT
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THAT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
GIVE YOUR THREE-YEAR-OLD YOUR PHONE FOR FIVE MINUTES [ LAUGHTER ]
THE UPS GUY IS GOING TO LOSE HIS MIND WHEN THE OWNER'S LIKE, "I NEED TO MAKE A VERY LARGE
RETURN." [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, I SAW THAT A BRIDE IN
NORTH CAROLINA WHEN VIRAL FOR CELEBRATING HER WEDDING WITH A A MANNEQUIN OF HER HUSBAND
BECAUSE HE GOT FOOD POISONING ON THE BIG DAY CHECK THIS OUT
IT'S REAL. YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
THEIR WEDDING WAS ACTUALLY DELAYED TWICE BECAUSE OF COVID AND THEN THE GROOM GOT FOOD
POISONING. AND EACH TIME THE BRIDE SAID, "GOD, IF I'M MAKING A MISTAKE,
GIVE ME A SIGN." [ LAUGHTER ] "GIVE ME --"
[ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, THE NFL JUST SUSPENDED THREE PLAYERS, INCLUDING TAMPA
BAY BUCCANEERS STAR RECEIVER ANTONIO BROWN FOR TURNING IN FAKE VACCINE CARDS
THE NFL GOT SUSPICIOUS WHEN UNDER DOCTOR IT SAID, "AARON RODGERS."
[ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF FOOTBALL, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NFL SEASON AND
THIS SUNDAY NIGHT'S GAME HAS THE DENVER BRONCOS FACING OFF AGAINST THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, AS YOU KNOW, AT THE END OF EVERY SEASON THEY GIVE OUT
AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS DURING THE SEASON
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES."
HERE WE GO
* * TONIGHT SHO
SUPERLATIVES * * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS
FROM THE BRONCOS IT'S DREW LOCK HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE
THE STAR OF ABC'S 'LIL' BACHELOR.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
DO YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? NEXT UP FROM THE CHIEFS IS HARRISON BUTKER.
HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO TRASH TALK BY SAYING 'THAT'S HOW WE DO THINGS AT WESTINGHALL
PREP.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FOR THE BRONCOS IS
KENDALL HINTON HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE THE BEST FRIEND IN EVERY ROMCOM
WHO SAYS, 'JUST GO TALK TO HER.'" [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE LOVES YOU, BRO SHE JUST NEEDS TO HEAR IT FROM YOU.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP FROM THE BRONCOS IS QUINN BAILEY
HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO TUMBLE OUT OF A PORT-A-POTTY THREE DAYS AFTER THE MUSIC
FESTIVAL ENDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ RIMSHOT
"IS PAPA ROACH STILL PLAYING?" [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: PAPA ROACH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT, FROM THE CHIEFS IS CHRIS JONES
HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO HAVE LAUGHED AT A JOKE FIVE MINUTES AGO AND BEEN FROZEN
LIKE THIS EVER SINCE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE CHIEFS IS
BEN NIEMANN. HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO ASK YOU TO 'SMASH THAT LIKE
BUTTON TO SEE MORE BOMB-ASS PRANKS.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT UP FROM THE CHIEFS IS NOAH GREY. HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE
THE GUY AT FOOTLOCKER WHO SAYS, 'LEMME CHECK THE BACK.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"LET ME CHECK THE BACK LET ME CHECK THE BACK ON THAT. IS THAT THE ONE YOU WANT?"
* * OH YEAH OH YEAH *
* AND FINALLY FROM THE CHIEFS IS PATRICK MAHOMES.
HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO DROP A CHRISTMAS ALBUM CALLED 'MAHOMES FOR THE HOLIDAYS.'"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "SUPERLATIVES.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, BE SURE TO TUNE
IN ALL NEXT WEEK WE HAVE SOME GREAT SHOWS COMING UP
NICOLE KIDMAN WILL BE HERE JONAH HILL, DUA LIPA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND ON THURSDAY, OUR GUESTS WILL BE PETE DAVIDSON AND MILEY CYRUS!
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND A PERFORMANCE
FROM MILEY BIG WEEK BUT FIRST, WHAT A BIG SHOW WE
HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "DON'T LOOK UP," IN SELECT
THEATERS DECEMBER 10th AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th. TYLER PERRY IS HERE TONIGHT!
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LOVE THAT DUDE
>> Steve: COME ON! >> Jimmy: PLUS LOOK AT THIS. OH, MY GOSH.
HE JUST RELEASED A BOXED SET FOR THE 10th ANNIVERSARY OF HIS CHRISTMAS ALBUM, AND AN NBC
SPECIAL CALLED "MICHAEL BUBLE'S CHRISTMAS IN THE CITY. IT AIRS THIS MONDAY!
MICHAEL BUBLE IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
CKAY >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HEY! TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH
SOME OF MY PERSONAL STUFF. I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN MY EMAILS, AND, OF COURSE, I SEND
OUT "THANK YOU" NOTES. AND I WAS JUST RUNNING - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SO BUSY WITH THE HOLIDAYS, I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE OUT
MY WEEKLY "THANK YOU" NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME "THANK YOU" NOTE WRITING MUSIC,
PLEASE * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE'S ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD, THAT GUY >> Steve: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THE
OMICRON VARIANT, FOR SOUNDING LIKE A PAPERBACK THRILLER YOU'D BUY AT AN AIRPORT HUDSON NEWS.
[ APPLAUSE ] OMICRON VARIANT. [ LAUGHTER ]
* THANK YOU, NEW "MAGIC MIKE" SEQUEL AND ONLINE SHOPPING, FOR
BOTH GUARANTEEING THE DELIVERY OF MANY PACKAGES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: OH, YEAH * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, DECORATING
THE HOUSE WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS IT'S COLD, ICY AND SLIPPERY,
PERFECT TIME FOR DAD TO GET UP ON THE ROOF. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: JUST GET UP THERE! COME ON! >> Jimmy: DON'T RUIN CHRISTMAS,
DAD! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
THANK YOU, HOLIDAY SHOPPING, FOR BEING THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR WHERE YOU THINK, "THIS
FRIENDSHIP MAY BE WORTH $35, BUT IT'S NOT WORTH $7 MORE FOR SHIPPING."
[ APPLAUSE ] COME ON. >> Steve: COME ON!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S - >> Steve: NEW YEAR'S PRESENT >> Jimmy: YEAH
* THANK YOU, GIFT RECEIPTS, FOR ALWAYS KEEPING THE PRICE A
A SECRET, WELL, RIGHT UNTIL THEY RETURN IT [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, CHRISTMAS TREE
STANDS, FOR LETTING ME KICK OFF THE HOLIDAYS BY PUTTING MY TREE IN A MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICE
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: IT'S LEANING
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SIDEWALK SALT, FOR BEING MARGARITA SALT
THAT QUIT PARTYING AND GOT A A JOB. THERE YOU GO
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE MY "THANK YOU NOTES" RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY 11 SHOWS
LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW"
TRADITION! IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATERS!"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 12 DAYS O
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS 11 DAYS LEFT * *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY
AUDIENCE MEMBER A STUPENDOUS CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS CABINET
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW SINCE THERE ARE 11 SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER
11 [ DRUM ROLL WHY DON'T YOU DO IT.
I'LL LET YOU DO IT OKAY OH, MY
NOW, COME ON * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT IS IT LET'S SEE WHAT IT IS OH, MY GOODNESS.
SURE, SURE, YEAH THAT IS UN -- NO ONE HAS ONE -- SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
LOOK AT THAT THING A FROG GOOD LORD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD WOW!
HOW ABOUT THE BACK WOW! OH, YEAH
OH, MY GOSH, LET'S SEE WHO'S GOING HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER.
SOME LUCKY PERSON IS GOING TO GO HOME IN THAT SWEATER. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR SEAT
NUMBER, OKAY IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON DOWN
QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL PLEASE [ DRUM ROLL
257! * COME ON DOWN
YOU'RE GOING THE LONG WAY! OH, MY GOSH! *
WELCOME! NICE TO SEE YOU!
OH YEAH. HI, WELCOME. HOW ARE YOU?
I LOVE THAT YOU'RE THREE SEATS FROM THAT WAY -- [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT GOT UP AND MADE 12 PEOPLE MOVE
[ LAUGHTER ] HI, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> I'M XIBO.
I'M FROM CHINA >> Jimmy: NO WAY, WELCOME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU SEE OUR SHOW IN
CHINA? >> YEAH LIKE, BACK IN CHINA I STARTED WATCHING YOUR SHOW
>> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED [ AUDIENCE AWS ] I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE.
I LOVE THE SWEATER YOU HAVE ON, BUT I THINK -- >> SHOULD I PUT IT NOW
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU SHOULD YEAH, I REALLY DO. I REALLY DO.
I THINK THIS IS -- THIS IS SPECIAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YES. YES! THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, IT'S SO GOOD IT'S SO GOOD
* OH, MY GOODNESS!
GET HER HAIR GET HER HAIR OH LOOK AT -- OH, MY GOD, LOOK
AT THIS! ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET ME SEE OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YOU MAKE IT LOOK CUTE.
LET'S GIVE OUR WINNER A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR COMING ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA
YOU CAN GO UP THAT SIDE, IT'S MUCH FASTER, YEAH. STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING
"PASSWORD" WITH TYLER PERRY AND MICHAEL BUBLE AFTER THE BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Steve: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY
IT'S TIME TO PLAY "PASSWORD! >> OH, YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Steve: TO MY LEFT, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "DON'T LOOK
UP," WHICH IS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 10th, AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th.
SAY HELLO TO THE TYLER PERRY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
COME ON. TYLER, YOUR PARTNER, THIS EVENING, IS THE HOST OF NBC'S
"THE TONIGHT SHOW," AND SAUGERTIES' SWEETHEART, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WOW.
>> WE'RE GONNA WIN >> Jimmy: WE'RE GONNA WIN. WE GOT THIS.
>> Steve: FANTASTIC. AND YOUR OPPONENT IS OUR VERY OWN, FROM THE ROOTS, QUESTLOVE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Questlove: THANK YOU, THANK
YOU, THANK YOU AND, QUEST, YOUR PARTNER CAN BE SEEN IN THE SPECIAL,
"MICHAEL BUBLE'S CHRISTMAS IN THE CITY," THIS MONDAY AT 10:00 P.M. RIGHT HERE ON NBC
IT'S MICHAEL BUBLE >> Jimmy: OH, WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Steve: COME ON, MY GOODNESS >> Jimmy: WOW!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT >> Steve: GOODNESS GRAVY, WHAT AN ALL-STAR LINEUP
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WELL, THE RULES OF THE GAME ARE VERY SIMPLE
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> ALL RIGHT >> Steve: I WILL GIVE EACH OF
YOU A PASSWORD >> Jimmy: OKAY >> Steve: THEN YOU GOTTA GIVE
A ONE WORD CLUE, THAT'S ONE WORD ONLY, TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE PASSWORD, AND THE
TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS AFTER FOUR WORDS - >> Jimmy: FOUR WORDS, THANK
YOU. >> Steve: -- WINS. >> Jimmy: OKAY
VERY GOOD. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, GOT IT? >> WINS -- WINS WHAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WINS WHAT? >> Steve: A LOT OF MONEY >> Jimmy: YES.
>> OH. >> HEY >> Steve: ANY QUESTIONS?
>> Jimmy: YEAH - >> Steve: OH, GREAT. LET'S GO
JIMMY AND QUESTLOVE, YOU GO FIRST. >> THE PASSWORD IS "SPACE.
>> Questlove: GALAXY - >> QUEST >> Steve: OH
[ BUZZER ] THAT IS A GOOD ANSWER, 'CAUSE THAT IS HIS NAME
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS, BUD. SEE, I ALREADY FEEL THE VIBE I THINK, LIKE, WE SHOULD BE
PARTNERS IN ALL OF THESE GAMES READY FOR THIS >> OKAY, YEAH.
WE DO THE SAME WORD? OR, NO, DIFFERENT WORD >> Jimmy: SAME WORD.
>> OKAY -- GOT IT, GOT IT. >> Jimmy: DIFFERENT CLUES. >> SO IT'S OKAY IF I -
>> Jimmy: SO HE SAID "GALAXY." >> Steve: GALAXY >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: OUTER -- >> SPACE >> Jimmy: BOOM
[ DINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT >> Steve: THAT'S CALLED
A FIVE-POINTER, RIGHT THERE. >> THE PASSWORD IS "BOOSTER. >> Jimmy: YES.
>> THIS IS A HARD ONE. >> Steve: OKAY, NO SEXUAL STUFF.
>> MY EYES IT'S IN MY EYES. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, IT'S IN YOUR
EYES I'M IN THERE, RIGHT NOW. I'M SWIMMING
>> Questlove: I CAN SEE YOUR WORDS. >> Jimmy: I'M SWIMMING IN YOUR
EYES >> ROCKET -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: HE'S NOT GOING TO GET THAT >> Jimmy: YEP, WAIT, I WILL.
>> Steve: YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT >> Jimmy: YEP, 'CAUSE SHIP IS
TOO EASY, SO IT'S NOT THAT SO IT'S ROCKET -- BLAST? [ BUZZER ]
>> Steve: NO OKAY >> SO THE -- YOURS WAS ROCKET?
>> Steve: YEAH, HIS WORD WAS ROCKET, BUT THAT WAS WRONG >> ROCKET.
>> Steve: NOPE >> VACCINE >> WHAT -- WHAT'S ALL OF THIS?
>> Steve: VACCINE. >> ROCKET VACCINE. >> NO, NO.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S NOT CHARADES
>> Steve: NO MIMING. >> Jimmy: NO MIMING. >> Steve: NO MIMING.
>> Questlove: BOOSTER? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGS
>> Steve: OH, YEAH, BABY >> IT'S THEM >> Steve: OH, MY GOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Questlove: THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW, THIS MONDAY, 10:00 P.M. -
JIMMY, QUEST >> THE PASSWORD IS "FROSTY." >> Steve: JIMMY, WHY DON'T YOU
START US OFF ON THIS ONE >> Jimmy: YEP. >> OKAY.
>> THAT WAS REALLY GOOD. >> Steve: TODAY. >> Jimmy: SNOWMAN.
>> FROSTY. >> Jimmy: BOOM [ DINGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, SNAP OH
* MOVING IN MOVING OUT * >> Steve: OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOSH.
>> Questlove: WHAT WAS THAT? >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT -
>> Steve: THAT WAS SOME KIND OF - >> THAT WAS, WE OWNED YOU!
THAT'S WHAT THAT IS! >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO PLAY THE GAME.
>> OKAY. >> HEY , IS THIS MINE? >> THE PASSWORD IS "POUND.
>> Steve: NO SEXUAL STUFF. READY, GO. [ LAUGHTER ]
FAMILY SHOW. IT'S A FAMILY SHOW >> DOLLAR.
>> WHO >> Questlove: WAIT, THERE'S -- >> DOLLAR.
>> Steve: DOLLAR WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> COME ON MAN >> Questlove: "DOLLAR. >> THAT'S CHEATING
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CHEATING. >> Questlove: POUND? [ DINGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, MY GOD, IT'S A A TIE!
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S NOT -- THAT'S NOT -- DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE CARDS
>> Steve: RIGHT UNDER HERE IS THE TIEBREAKER >> Jimmy: YES, GOT YOU
HERE WE GO WE'RE GOING TO GO TO JIMMY AND QUEST.
>> LOVE. >> THE PASSWORD IS "SANTA. >> Jimmy: JOLLY.
>> GIANT >> Steve: OH [ BUZZER ]
>> Jimmy: JOLLY AND GIANT, NO. >> Questlove: CLAUS. >> SANTA
>> I QUIT. [ DINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> I QUIT, I QUIT, I QUIT! I QUIT
>> Jimmy: THE WINNERS, RIGHT THERE. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
MICHAEL BUBLE -- MICHAEL BUBLE, QUESTLOVE, THE CHAMPIONS [ DINGS
WE'RE TALKING TO TYLER AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
JOLLY, WHY DIDN'T I SAY CLAUS? OF COURSE, CLAUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
WRITER, ACTOR, DIRECTOR AND PRODUCERS IN THE WORLD HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE,
"DON'T LOOK UP," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS DECEMBER 10th AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME TYLER PERRY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT! >> YEAH. WE GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A
A CONCERT, SO WE DID ALL RIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING -- YEAH, WE GOT THE WIN
>> JOLLY THOUGH, COME ON DUDE. >> Jimmy: I KNOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'M SUCH A -- I STICK TO THE RULES SO MUCH, THAT I'M LIKE, "DON'T SAY ANYTHING -- DON'T
SAY THE NAME." SO I'M LIKE "SANTA CLAUS," IS ALREADY OUT.
I DON'T WANT TO CHEAT, SO I DIDN'T WANT TO DO -- >> SO, THEY CHEATED, THAT'S
WHY -- >> Questlove: HEY! >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- I'M JUST -
>> HEY, FAIR IS FAIR, MAN. FAIR IS -- FAIR IS FAIR. FAIR IS FAIR
IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT, WE WON IT'S ALL GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING, MAN >> Jimmy: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING HERE
EVERY TIME I SAW THAT YOUR NAMETAG SAID "TYLER FROM NEW ORLEANS.
>> NEW ORLEANS, YEAH, BORN AND RAISED, NEW ORLEANS, MAN >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
I THOUGHT IT WAS ATLANTA >> NO, NO, I WENT TO ATLANTA -- I MOVED TO ATLANTA IN LIKE '92
I WAS LIKE 18, 19-YEARS-OLD. THERE'S -- YOU KNOW, WHITE KIDS GO TO THE BEACH FOR SPRING
BREAK. BLACK KIDS WERE GOING TO ATLANTA.
>> Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> DON'T KNOW WHY.
THERE WAS NO BEACH I DON'T KNOW WE JUST WENT TO ATLANTA FOR
A THING CALLED FREAKNIK. >> Jimmy: FREAKNIK >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE A PICNIC FOR
FREAKS WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS REALLY COOL
BUT WHILE EVERYBODY THERE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME, EVERYBODY'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,
PARTYING YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE DO ON SPRING BREAK
THEY'RE -- YOU KNOW, THEY'RE DOING THAT BUT I WAS SEEING BLACK PEOPLE
DO WELL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. I WAS SHOCKED AT HOW WELL THEY
WERE DOING SO I WENT BACK TO NEW ORLEANS AND LOADED UP MY HYUNDAI AND
MOVED TO ATLANTA THAT'S WHERE IT ALL STARTED FOR ME
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. I MEAN, NOW -- TYLER PERRY STUDIOS, YOU HAVE THE LARGEST
STUDIO IN THE UNITED STATES, IN THE COUNTRY. >> THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME,
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, THEY -- THEY FILM EVERYTHING THERE, ALL OF THESE PROJECTS, "WALKING DEAD.
YOU DID "COMING 2 AMERICA," "RED NOTICE," MARVEL MOVIES. >> YEAH.
THERE'S MARVEL MOVIES GOING ON THERE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW SECRETS?
MARVEL SECRETS >> I DO NOT. LISTEN TO ME, JUST TO MAKE THIS
CLEAR -- * COME ON, MAN, THERE'S NO DRUM
ROLL [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO, NO
I DON'T -- I DON'T GO TO -- LIKE - OKAY
WHEN THE STAGES ARE EMPTY, YOU KNOW, IF SOMETHING'S GOING ON, I'LL GO AND MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT AT THE STAGE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
SO IF YOU SEE PEOPLE REHEARSING AND SHOOTING THINGS, IT'S LIKE, "OH, WOW, THAT'S COOL.
THAT'S WHAT -- IS THIS WHAT'S GOING TO BE IN THE MOVIE?" SO, I START WRITING IT DOWN.
BUT NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING. THAT'S ALL B.S., NO.
THE ONLY TIME I KNOW SOMETHING IS, LIKE, THEY'LL CALL ME UP AND THEY SAY WE'RE DOING
GUNFIRE OR EXPLOSIONS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THEY'LL LET ME KNOW.
BECAUSE OF THE - >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU OWN THE - YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU CAN TELL -- YOU WOULD KNOW IF TOBEY MAGUIRE
IS THE NEW SPIDER-MAN? >> I ABSOLUTELY WOULD, AND I WOULD KNOW ALL OF THOSE THINGS,
'CAUSE HE WOULD BE THERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO HE WALKED BY YOU AND SAID, "HEY, TYLER," AND
YOU GO, "HEY, TOBEY. >> YEAH, I'M LIKE, "I DON'T SEE YOU.
I DON'T SEE YOU. >> Jimmy: SO YOU DID -- YOU DID SEE HIM?
>> NO, DID NOT -- COME ON. * [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT?
>> THAT'S REALLY GOOD. THAT'S REALLY GOOD GOOD WORK, GOOD WORK
>> Jimmy: I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, I'M WORKING ON MY ACTING I'VE BEEN TAKING ACTING CLASSES
ON WEEKENDS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT WORKS, BUT JUST THAT
WHOLE JOLLY, THING, MAN, THAT WAS B.S. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE WORST - >> THAT WAS B.S. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE WORST
MOVE I COULD EVER DO >> IT'S OKAY, WE'LL LET IT GO. WE'LL LET IT GO.
>> Jimmy: WE WILL NEVER -- WILL YOU FORGET -- EVER FORGET THAT I SAID "JOLLY?
>> NO, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE
CHRISTMAS, 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I SEE SANTA, I'M GONNA THINK "JOLLY."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I -- DID YOU EVER THINK THAT YOU'D HAVE THIS
STUDIO AND BE OPEN TO SO MANY DIFFERENT PROJECTS AND THINGS HAPPENING AND THAT CREATIVE?
>> IT'S A WONDERFUL THING, NO, NO ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS -- WAS
JUST -- I BUILT THE STAGES SO THAT EVERYBODY ELSE COULD RENT THEM AND USE THEM, 'CAUSE I
DON'T USE THE STAGES, BUT I USE THE REST OF THE LOT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO IT'S REALLY GREAT TO SEE ALL OF THESE OTHER PRODUCTIONS COMING AND SETTING UP SHOP AND
DOING ALL THESE GREAT THINGS IT'S WONDERFUL, MAN. I LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: WE JUST TALKED ABOUT YOU ON THE SHOW. WE DO -- I SHOULD SEND YOU A
A TEXT EVERY TIME WE TALK ABOUT YOU -- YOU'D GET LIKE A CRAZY --
BUT WHOOPI GOLDBERG WAS HERE >> WHOOPI, I LOVE WHOOPI >> Jimmy: MAN, SHE WAS SO
FUNNY, SHE CRUSHED AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT "SISTER ACT 3.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU MADE IT HAPPEN >> I DON'T KNOW IF I MADE IT
HAPPEN AS MUCH AS SHE MADE IT HAPPEN, BUT I WANTED TO BE A A PART OF IT TO MAKE SURE THAT
WE COULD GET IT DONE, SO I SIGNED ON TO IT SO THAT WE COULD GET IT DONE, BUT YEAH.
SHE ALREADY LAID THE GROUNDWORK, MAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
SO TO HAVE "SISTER ACT 3" -- WE NEED A "SISTER ACT." DON'T WE NEED "SISTER ACT?
I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
>> EVERYTHING GOING ON IN THE COUNTRY, WE NEED SOME GOOD -- WE NEED SOME OF THAT KIND OF
HUMOR FROM BACK IN THE DAY >> Jimmy: MADEA'S BACK >> YES, YES, YES MADEA COME
BACK I'LL TELL YOU, I WAS DONE, MAN I WAS DONE
BUT SO MUCH WAS GOING ON IN THE COUNTRY, I SAID, "YOU KNOW, WE JUST NEED TO LAUGH."
AND WHAT DO I -- WHAT TOOL DO I HAVE IN MY BOX THAT CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH
AND IT'S MADEA, SO WE DUSTED HER OFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND HERE SHE COMES. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND HERE SHE COMES
>> BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER, MAN. >> Jimmy: WHEN DOES IT COME
OUT, DO WE KNOW? >> WE DON'T HAVE A DATE JUST YET, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY ON
NETFLIX AND WE'RE EXCITED, SO EVERYBODY GETS THE CHANCE TO SEE IT
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, AND DO YOU EVER, BY THE WAY, SLIP INTO >> LIKE I JUST DID A FEWG?
MINUTES AGO? >> Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY, BUT I'M SAYING, LIKE, IN SITUATIONS
WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T? WHERE YOU'RE JUST LIKE - >> I DON'T KNOW -- YOU WHAT
HAPPENS IF I GET EXCITED MY VOICE GOES UP HIGH AND PEOPLE THINK I'M TRYING TO DO
MADEA, BUT I'M JUST EXCITED. SO I'VE BEEN SPEAKING AT FUNERALS -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
>> YEAH, AND SOME OF THEM ARE ON YOUTUBE I'M SPEAKING AT FUNERALS, AND
YOU HEAR MY PITCH GO UP OUT OF THE EXCITEMENT, AND PEOPLE THINK I WAS MAKING FUN AND
DOING MADEA, BUT THAT'S MY VOICE. SHE COMES FROM ME.
I OWN THAT BROAD [ LAUGHTER ] SO SHE COMES FROM ME
>> Jimmy: YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> I OWN THAT BROAD.
I OWN THAT BROAD >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW
MOVIE -- >> "DON'T LOOK UP. >> Jimmy: YEAH, "DON'T LOOK
UP." >> DON'T LOOK UP >> Jimmy: "DON'T LOOK UP."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TYLER PERRY. MORE AFTER THE BREAK
STICK AROUND EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: TYLER PERRY, EVERYBODY! WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH
TYLER PERRY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEW MOVIE "DON'T LOOK UP," IS
IN SELECT THEATERS DECEMBER 10th AND ON NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th.
"DON'T LOOK UP." THE CAST IN THIS MOVIE IS INSANE
>> IT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, JENNIFER LAWERENCE,
MERYL STREEP, JONAH HILL, ARIANA GRANDE, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET,
CATE BLANCHETT, MARK RYLANCE, KID CUDI ADAM McKAY DIRECTED THIS
>> AND ME. HOW THE HELL DID I GET IN THERE?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW WAS IT WHAT'S IT LIKE GOING WITH --
'CAUSE YOU'VE WORKED WITH ADAM McCAY BEFORE? >> YEAH, I PLAYED COLIN POWELL
ON "VICE." AND I LOVED THAT EXPERIENCE. LOVED WORKING WITH HIM
HE'S SUCH A -- HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS. HE KNOWS THE HUMOR, THE TIMING,
IT'S JUST GREAT WORKING WITH HIM. BUT HE ALSO GIVES YOU THE
FREEDOM TO HELP CREATE, SO -- TO HELP CREATE THE CHARACTERS, AND SO ON AND SO FORTH
>> Jimmy: HE'S ONE OF THE BEST IMPROVISERS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
>> HE'S SO GOOD, MAN HE'LL BE IN THE BACK, I'LL HEAR A VOICE SAYING, "SAY THIS.
AND I'LL SAY IT, AND JUST EVERYBODY'S OUT. SO, HE'S GREAT
>> Jimmy: NO, HE'S UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY. DOES LEO IMPROVISE AS WELL
>> YOU KNOW, FOR THOSE -- FIRST OF ALL, WHEN I FIRST MET THEM, THEY WERE ALL -- THEY WERE
LIKE, "OKAY, HEY, I'M LEO," AND, "I'M JENNIFER," AND, "I'M ARIANA."
I'M LIKE, "I KNOW WHO ALL OF YOU ARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M LIKE, I JUST - LIKE, "HI! SO WE ALL SIT DOWN, AND WE
START THE SCENE RIGHT AWAY AND I HAD TO JUST KEEP REMINDING MYSELF, "DON'T COME
OUT OF CHARACTER, BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING HERE WITH THESE OSCAR WINNERS.
JUST STAY IN CHARACTER." BUT THEY WERE SO MESMERIZING IN THEIR PERFORMANCES
SO, WASN'T A LOT OF -- I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS ADLIBBING, BUT WHAT HE WAS DOING, BUT I
BELIEVED HE'S THAT DAMN GOOD. AND YOU ALL -- WE ALL KNOW
THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, HE'S ONE OF
THE BEST AND ARIANA GRANDE, BY THE WAY, CAN ACT.
>> AND FUNNY >> Jimmy: AND SUPER FUNNY. >> SHE'S HYSTERICAL.
IF SHE WANTS TO GIVE UP THAT LITTLE SINGING THING THAT'S NOT GOING TOO WELL -
[ LAUGHTER ] --AND JUST DO COMEDY, SHE COULD.
>> Jimmy: SHE COULD, ACTUALLY, YEAH DO YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE
WHAT "DON'T LOOK UP" IS ABOUT? >> YEAH, IT'S POKING FUN, BUT NOT REALLY, AT OUR WHOLE
SOCIETY AND HOW RIDICULOUS WE'VE BECOME AND WHEN SOMETHING SERIOUS
HAPPENS THAT COULD DESTROY US ALL, WE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE WE'RE ALL SO
DIVIDED. KIND OF LIKE REALITY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT IT'S SO -- JUST, YOU GOT A CLIP
CAN THEY SEE THE CLIP? >> Jimmy: YES, I HAVE A CLIP I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
>> WATCH THE TRAILER >> Jimmy: HERE'S TYLER PERRY IN "DON'T LOOK UP."
TAKE A LOOK.
>> IT'S SOMEWHERE BETWEEN SIX AND NINE KILOMETERS ACROSS,
SO - >> IT'S BIG. >> IT WOULD DAMAGE THE ENTIRE
PLANET, NOT JUST A HOUSE YOU KNOW >> THE ENTIRE PLANET
OKAY, WELL, AS IT'S DAMAGING, WILL IT HIT THIS ONE HOUSE IN PARTICULAR THAT'S RIGHT ON THE
COAST OF NEW JERSEY? IT'S MY EX-WIFE'S HOUSE, I NEED IT TO BE HIT
CAN WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN? >> OH, COME ON, YOU AND SHELLY HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP.
YOU STOP >> LISTEN, IN ALL -- >> YOU NEED TO STOP!
>> I WILL, BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THE HOUSE! >> I'M SO SORRY!
>> I'M SORRY, ARE WE NOT BEING CLEAR? WE'RE TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT
THE ENTIRE PLANET IS ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED >> OKAY.
>> WOW, IT'S, UM, YOU KNOW, JUST SOMETHING TO DO AROUND HERE
YOU KNOW, WE JUST KEEP THE BAD NEWS LIGHT >> RIGHT
IT HELPS THE MEDICINE GO DOWN. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL DONE, MAN WELL PLAYED. TYLER PERRY, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DON'T LOOK UP" IS IN SELECT THEATERS DECEMBER 10th AND ON
NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICHAEL BUBLE.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST JUST RELEASED A NEW BOX SET FOR THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF HIS
RECORD-BREAKING ALBUM, "CHRISTMAS." HE ALSO HAS A NEW NBC SPECIAL
CALLED "MICHAEL BUBLE'S CHRISTMAS IN THE CITY," WHICH AIRS THIS MONDAY AT 10:00 P.M.
PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL BUBLE
* >> Jimmy: MICHAEL BUBLE!
>> HELLO >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD
>> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY GREAT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE WE GOT TO
SPEND A COUPLE DAYS TOGETHER >> I KNOW. I DON'T THINK TWO MEN HAVE
HUGGED EACH OTHER THAT MUCH. >> Jimmy: MUCH -- YEAH >> YEAH, THERE WAS A LOT OF
HUGGING. >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER -- YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW -- WE'VE BEEN
FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE, YEAH
WE HAD TO DO A COUPLE TAKES OF THE SPECIAL -- FOR YOUR HOLIDAY SPECIA
>> YEAH, AND CHRISTMAS HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER. BECAUSE I REMEMBER WE DID THE
BIG "SNL" CHRISTMAS. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS OUR THING >> YOU WON THE EMMY FOR THAT
>> Jimmy: I DID WIN AN EMMY THAT YEAR, THAT'S RIGHT PAL. OH, YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
>> LET'S SELL BUBLE'S WARES AGAIN. >> Jimmy: I WANTED TO HEAR
ABOUT THIS SO THIS IS -- THIS ALBUM, YOU MADE THIS ALBUM, RIGHT
DO YOU REALIZE WHEN YOU MAKE IT THAT IT'S GOING TO BE SO GIANT TEN YEARS AGO I MADE A
A CHRISTMAS ALBUM AND I THOUGHT, "WOW. OKAY, I KNEW THERE WAS A LOT OF
LOVE >> Jimmy: THIS SOLD OVER 16 MILLION COPIES.
>> YIKES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS HAS BEEN
STREAMED 4 BILLION TIMES LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS THE BOX SET THAT YOU
HAVE HERE. >> OKAY, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND IN HERE IS -
>> QUITE NICE, ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: THERE'S WRAPPING PAPER IN HERE.
>> OH, LOOK AT THAT SMOLDERING LOOK, TOO, THAT I'M GIVING TO PEOPLE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT ONE.
HOW ABOUT THIS SMOLDERING LOOK, HERE, WHEN YOU'RE LIKE A KID >> WHAT'S THIS
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP CRYING [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU ALSO LOOK A LITTLE TOO OLD TO BE SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP [ LAUGHTER ]
I WANT TO SAY IT MADE ME LAUGH, BECAUSE THERE ARE -- THERE'S MEMES AND THINGS ONLINE
SAYING, "WELL, IT'S GETTING COLD, I GUESS THEY'RE DEEP FROSTING BUBLE FOR THIS YEAR."
AND YOU EMBRACED THAT JOKE YOU RECENTLY JOINED TIKTOK >> YEAH, I WAS NEVER GOING TO
DO IT. MY WIFE SAID TO ME, "YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND SO STUPID, WHY DON'T
YOU DO THE TIKTOK? I SAY, LIKE, "TIKTOK'S BENEATH ME
I'M AN IDIOT AND IT'S THE MOST FUN I THINK I'VE - I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TOUR
ANYMORE! I JUST WANT TO DO TIKTOK >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, YOU HAVE
TO BUT YOU JUST SETTLED THE BIG RUMOR, SO LET'S JUST WATCH THIS
TIKTOK VIDEO >> SURE, MAN
I SEE THE MEMES.
BUBLE COMING OUT OF THE CAVE BUBLE'S DEFROSTING CHRISTMAS IS NEAR.
YOU GUYS EVER WONDER WHY SOMEONE MIGHT SPEND THAT MUCH TIME IN A CAVE
IT'S BECAUSE I'M [ BLEEP ] BATMAN!" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT IT'S BECAUSE I'M -- DUDE, GREATLY DONE
>> THANKS, MAN >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SPECIAL "MICHAEL BUBLE'S
CHRISTMAS IN THE CITY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: MAN, OH MAN.
I WAS IN 8H. IT IS A BEAUTIFUL, LIVE CROWD. YOU CAN SING, BUDDY.
YOU ARE JUST -- WHAT A GIFT. >> OH, I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE ALSO VERY
FUNNY, AND WE JUST LAUGH SO HARD YOU HAVE GREAT GUEST STARS ON
SINGING WITH YOU CAMILA CABELLO - >> HANNAH WADDINGHAM, KERMIT
THE FROG -- YEAH >> Jimmy: KERMIT THE FROG. I MEAN, I WAS ON THERE
I MEAN, I'M JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER ] NO BIG DEAL.
OUT OF EVERYONE WE JUST NAMED, I MEAN, WHO WAS THE MOST FUN TO WORK WITH?
>> KERMIT THE FROG >> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN WHO WAS THE MOST REALLY, THE ONE YOU
GO, "WOW, THIS WAS GREAT?" >> HANNAH WADDINGHAM >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT OUT OF
ALL OF THE PEOPLE THERE, YOU GO, "WOW, THIS ONE WORKED. >> LEON BRIDGES WAS GOOD TOO
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO, I'M KIDDING IT WAS JIMMY
IT WAS ALL YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS ME -- IT WAS ME, YEAH
>> I HAD SO MUCH FUN, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO, YOU'RE -- AND YOU KNOW WHAT
IS MORE AMAZING? YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW, THAT'S LIKE MAYBE THE
FIRST SPECIAL EVER LIKE THIS DONE IN THAT STUDIO. AND, YOU KNOW, LORNE MICHAELS
WAS THE PRODUCER, AND IT WAS ALL OF THE "SNL" CREW AND THE WRITERS AND EVERYTHING AND -
>> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. >> MAN, HE'S THE GREATEST. LIKE, SITTING UP IN THAT ROOM
AND WATCHING HIM CONSTRUCT THIS THING. LIKE, I'M GOING TO WIN SO MANY
EMMYS, IT'S GOING TO BE CRAZY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S "MICHAEL BUBLE'S CHRISTMAS IN THE CITY.
* * * JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE ALL THE WAY * * OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A
ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH * * JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY *
* OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MICHAEL BUBLE, EVERYBODY!
"MICHAEL BUBLE'S CHRISTMAS IN THE CITY," THIS MONDAY AT 10:00 P.M. ON NBC AND THE
CHRISTMAS BOX SET IS AVAILABLE NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM CKay. STICK AROUND ONE MORE HUG
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING HIS U.S. TV
DEBUT PERFORMING "LOVE NWANTITI" AND "EMILIANA," HERE'S CKAY!
* * MY BABY MY VALENTINE YEAH GIRL NA YOU DEY MAKE M
TEMPERATURE RISE IF YOU LEAVE ME * * I GO DIE I SWEA
YOU ARE LIKE THE OXYGE I NEED TO SURVIV I'LL BE HONEST *
* YOUR LOVING DEY TORTURE M I AM SO OBSESSED I WANT TO CHOP YOUR NKWOBI *
[SINGING IN FORGEIN LANGUAGE ] * *
[SINGING IN FORGEIN LANGUAGE ] * WEY FIT MAKE BAD MAN SING OH-AH
AHH AH-AH-AH-AH-AH * * AH-AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH-AH AHH AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
AH-AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH-A AHH AH-AH-AH-AH-AH * * AH-AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH-AH
AHH AH-AH-AH-AH-AH AH-AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH-AH * * BABY TELL M
WHERE YOU FROM COM YOUR BODY NA FOLLO COME YEAH *
* NO BE SILICON U BABA GOD FINISH WORK WITHOUT YOU *
* I GO FIT LOSE MY MIND WITHOUT YOU I GO FIT FALL AND DI
WITHOUT YOU * * I GO GIVE ALL MY LIFE WITHOUT YO
YOUR BODY * [SINGING IN FORGEIN LANGUAGE ]
* * [SINGING IN FORGEIN LANGUAGE ]
* WEY FIT MAKE BAD MAN SING OH-AH AHH AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
AH-AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH-AH * * AHH AH-AH-AH-AH-A AH-AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH-A
AHH AH-AH-AH-AH-AH AH-AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH-AH * * AHH AH-AH-AH-AH-A
AH-AH-AH AH-AH AH-AH-AH * * *
I BE ON THE PHON ALL NIGHT LONG * * NO BE SMALL THING
THE WAY YOU DO IT TO M OH NO NO N I BE ON MY BUSINESS SHAWTY *
* BUT YOU BE ON MY MIND SHAWTY * [SINGING IN FORGEIN LANGUAGE ]
* * MY HONEY AHH-AH KISS ME THROUG
THE CELLULAR KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE * * CAN'T YOU SEE I'M INTO YA
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN LOV KISS ME THROUGH THE CELLULAR KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE *
* YOU'RE MESSIN WITH MY MEDULL HIGHKEY I DON KOLO
OH NO NO * * EMILIANA EMILIANA EMILIANA O
EMILIANA EMILIAN EMILIANA OH * * YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION O
IN A MILLION O IN A MILLION OH * * MY EMILIANA
EMILIANA EMILIANA OH NO * *
* YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA OH OH *
* * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US NEXT WEEK. NICOLE KIDMAN, MILEY CYRUS,
PETE DAVIDSON, DUA LIPA WILL ALL BE HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MY THANKS TO TYLER PERRY, MICHAEL BUBLE. CKAY ONCE AGAIN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE