>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BLAKE SHELTON,
ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1563 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
LISTEN TO THAT COME ON.
[ CHEERS ] WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.
THANK YOU. RELAX. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ APPLAUSE ] I APPRECIATE IT.
WELL, GUYS, TONIGHT IN WASHINGTON, D.C., PRESIDENT BIDEN ATTENDED THE
99th ANNUAL NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING. MEANWHILE THE ROCKEFELLER
CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH, SURE, THAT'S THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS WAS SPECIAL A REAL-LIFE "ELF ON THE SHELF"
MADE AN APPEARANCE YEAH HE GOT UP AND SAID, "FOR LAST
TIME, MY NAME IS PETE BUTTIGIEG." [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN ORGANIZERS SAID, "SORRY, HERE'S THE REAL ELF ON THE SHELF.
AND THEN HE GOT UP AND SAID, "I'M SORRY, FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS DR. FAUCI."
THIS IS TERRIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] WHO IS WRITING
THAT'S RIGHT BY ALL ACCOUNTS, IT WAS A GREAT TIME
I MEAN, IT DEFINITELY WENT BETTER THAN BORIS JOHNSON'S TREE LIGHTING IN THE U.K
THIS IS REAL LOOK AT THIS
>> FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE [ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "YEAH! ALL RIGHT. "GO HOME, EVERYBODY.
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS EARLIER TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN REVEALED HIS PLAN TO FIGHT
COVID THIS WINTER, WHICH INCLUDES FREE AT-HOME TESTING, A PUBLIC EDUCATION CAMPAIGN,
AND NO LOCKDOWNS AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "LET'S NOT RULE OUT DAY DRINKING SO
FAST." [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, THAT'S -
THAT'S RIGHT NO LOCKDOWNS BIDEN MUST HAVE FELT THE GLARE
OF A MILLION BRIDES PLANNING THEIR WEDDING. LIKE, "DON'T YOU DARE.
DON'T YOU DARE." [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN'S PLAN ALSO EXTENDS THE
MANDATE REQUIRING PEOPLE TO WEAR MASKS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT AND PEOPLE RIDING THE NEW YORK
CITY SUBWAY HERE WERE LIKE, "YEAH, CAN YOU ALSO REQUIRE A MANDATE TO WEAR PANTS?
[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE MASKS ARE, LIKE, EIGHTH ON THE LIST OF WHAT'S HAPPENING
HERE [ APPLAUSE ] "OH, APPLESAUCE.
>> Steve: "DON'T GRAB THE POLES! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT BIDEN DID LAY OUT AN AMBITIOUS GOAL. BY SPRINGTIME HE WANTS THE
MAJORITY OF AMERICANS TO KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE OMICRON
OMNICRON OMNICRON THE OMNICRON VARIANT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OMBICROMBIE AND FITCH.
I READ THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO SELF-PUBLISH HIS MEMOIR TO
AVOID GETTING A SMALLER ADVANCE THAN PRESIDENT OBAMA GOT FOR HIS MEMOIR
YEAH, AND TRUMP IS EVEN CONSIDERING A FEW TITLES FOR HIS BOOK
FOR EXAMPLE -- >> OH, HERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP, MARK?
>> LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF TRUMP BY SAYING A BUNCH OF FAKE BOOK
TITLES >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THAT WAS THE PLAN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: OH, LET ME GUESS AND THEN EACH COVER WILL POP UP
ON THE SCREEN, AND PEOPLE WILL SEE IT AND LAUGH ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
WE OFTEN SHOW GRAPHICS DURING THE MONOLOGUE TO MAKE OUR AUDIENCE LAUGH
>> MAN, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS WILL GO DOWN YOU'LL START OFF WITH SOMETHING
LIKE, "TWEET, PRAY, LOVE." >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, THEN YOU'LL FOLLOW IT UP WITH, "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL RIOT."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, THEN YOU'LL DO, "ARE YOU THERE, VLAD?
IT'S ME, DONALD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Questlove: OH, OH AND AFTER THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO, "50 SHADES OF COVID.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEP. YEAH, THESE ARE ALL PRETTY GOOD
EXAMPLES YEAH >> Questlove: OH, AND THEN
YOU'LL DO ONE THAT SAYS, "LORD OF THE ONION RINGS." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO YOU'LL DO, "FROM WHOM THE
TACO BELL TOLLS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH. AND THEN, INSTEAD OF "CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG," YOU'LL DO,
"CLIP-ON THE BIG RED TIE." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW BUT THESE ARE -- WE PROBABLY
COULDN'T DO THIS MANY. BUT YEAH, THESE ARE ALL GREAT EXAMPLES
>> OH, THEN YOU'LL DO, "1984 SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> OR A COUPLE WHERE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE THE TITLE
LIKE, "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE" OR "ECLIPSE." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AH! WHOA, WHOA AND THEN YOU'LL FINISH IT OFF
WITH SOMETHING CLASSIC LIKE, "THE COLOR ORANGE. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> IS THAT HOW IT'S GOING TO GO DOWN, JIMBO? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
YOU GUYS NAILED IT THAT WAS IT. YEAH
>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN BIT. YOU SHOULD DO IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS EXCITING TONIGHT "ANNIE LIVE!" PREMIERED
ON NBC YEAH IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR, SO NBC
WANTED TO LIFT OUR SPIRITS WITH AN ORPHAN SINGING ABOUT HOW HARD LIFE IS
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS TESLA JUST ANNOUNCED TWO NEW
PRODUCTS THAT ARE KIND OF SURPRISING FIRST THEY RELEASED
A $50 WHISTLE, AND IT SOLD OUT IMMEDIATELY. THEN THEY RELEASED A $2,000 ATV
FOR KIDS CALLED THE CYBER QUAD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. OR AS PARENTS PUT IT, "YEP,
HERE IS A WHISTLE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER ]
"THEY WERE OUT OF THE QUAD." OH, ON CNN THIS MORNING THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DANGERS
OF SOCIAL MEDIA FOR KIDS AND ONE GUY HAD A VERY INTERESTING TAKE
LISTEN TO THIS
>> YOU KNOW, IN YOUR VIEW, HOW
HARMFUL IS INSTAGRAM TO KIDS >> I THINK A LOT OF PARENTS WOULD AGREE WITH ME ON THIS.
I WOULD YOU RATHER GIVER MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIEL'S AND MARIJUANA
THAN AN INSTAGRAM AND A SNAP ACCOUNT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HIS KID WAS LIKE, "OKAY, SO I GUESS I'LL BE DRUNK, HIGH, AND ON TIKTOK
PERFECT. [ LAUGHTER ] HIS SON DOESN'T NEED SOCIAL
MEDIA. HE'S ABOUT TO BE THE MOST POPULAR KID AT SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON, AND WE'RE ALL GETTING
TOGETHER WITH OUR LOVED ONES BUT I SAW THAT ONE FAMILY IN NEW JERSEY DECIDED TO TRY
A SHOT-SKI WITH THEIR GRANDMA. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT.
>> PUT YOUR LIPS TO THAT AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA SHOOT IT YOU READY?
ON THE COUNT OF THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I CAN'T SEE [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THEN GRANDMA WAS
LIKE, "THIS IS WHY I ONLY DO KEG STANDS." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OH WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HIS NEW ALBUM, "BODY LANGUAGE (DELUXE,)" IS OUT TOMORROW, AND HE'S A COACH ON THE "THE VOICE"
HERE ON NBC. BLAKE SHELTON IS JOINING US TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HE'S SO FUN.
WE'RE GONNA TALK TO HIM. WE'RE GONNA A FUN MUSICAL GAME AND THEN HE'S PERFORMING LATER
IN THE SHOW. SO IT'S GONNA BE A LOT STUFF BLAKE SHELTON IS ON.
PLUS THEY WROTE, EXECUTIVE PRODUCED, AND STAR IN "A CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS," WHICH
PREMIERES THIS SATURDAY. "A CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS. IT'S SO FUNNY.
>> Steve: CLUSTERFUNKE >> Jimmy: IT PREMIERS THIS SATURDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL
ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH ARE HERE TONIGHT >> Steve: COME ON!
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE MY BUDS. THEY'RE TWO OF THE FUNNIEST
PEOPLE ON EARTH. I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO THOSE GUYS
GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY 12 SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME
FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION. IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF
CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATER
12 DAYS LEFT * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN OUT OF
THIS WORLD CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS" CABINET
NOW, SINCE THERE ARE 12 SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 12.
[ DRUMROLL ] WHOA *
[ CHEERS ] WOW, LOOK AT THAT. OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE WOW! IS THERE A BACK TO IT?
YEP. OH [ CHEERS ]
WHOA IT'S GOT, LIKE - IT'S GOT, LIKE, ALMOST A
A POP-TART BACK TO IT. IT LOOKS LIKE A POP-TART I LIKE IT.
VERY, VERY NICE. WELL, LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING TO GO HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER
EVERYONE, LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER, PLEASE IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON
DOWN AND QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL PLEASE
[ DRUMROLL ] 295. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* COME ON DOWN YEAH
YES. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. AH, I'M SO HAPPY
HELLO. >> HI. >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED THAT
YOU WON. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> MY NAME IS NANCY SHAW, I'M FROM MIDTOWN EAST. >> Jimmy: WELCOME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WHERE DID YOU SAY YOU WERE FROM
AGAIN? >> WELL, I LIVE MANY MIDTOWN EAST NOW
>> Jimmy: MIDTOWN. >> MIDTOWN, YEAH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, BUT EAST OF
MIDTOWN. >> YES, THE BETTER SIDE. >> Jimmy: BE MORE SPECIFIC
WHAT'S YOUR ACTUAL ADDRESS WE CAN ALL SEND YOU THINGS HERE AT MIDTOWN, IT DOES GET A
A LITTLE CHILLY. >> YES, IT DOES. >> Jimmy: AND WE'RE GETTING
READY. DO YOU HAVE A SWEATER OR ANYTHING LIKE THIS
>> NO, I DON'T >> Jimmy: WOW. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON
NOW? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'D ALL LOVE TO SEE
IT WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO SEE IT? [ APPLAUSE ]
* ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU ARE A KNOCKOUT
LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS ] ARE YOU JOKING
YEAH, WALK THE RUNWAY. YOU'VE GOT IT. OH
YOU ARE A STAR GIVE IT UP FOR OUR WINNER. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
STICK AROUND WE'RE PLAYING "OFF SONGS SONG OFF" WITH BLAKE SHELTON AFTER
THE BREAK. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. I LOVE IT.
THAT'S A RAD SWEATER * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME WE CALL "OFF SONGS SONG OFF."
HERE WE GO
*
* OFF SONGS SONG OFF OFF SONG
SONG OFF * * >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, I'M GOING
TO NEED AN OPPONENT. HE'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST COUNTRY MUSIC STARS OUT THERE, AND HE'S
A COACH ON THE "VOICE. HIS NEW ALBUM "BODY LANGUAGE (DELUXE)" IS OUT TOMORROW.
PLEASE WELCOME BLAKE SHELTON * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT IS GOING ON YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND. OH, MY GOD
YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND. IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, JIMMY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
BLAKE, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS GAME WE'RE GOING TO PLAY >> NO, I THOUGHT WE WERE
DOING -- WE'RE DOING AN INTERVIEW >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, WE'RE
PLAYING A GAME, BLAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS THE
ROOTS ARE GOING TO PLAY A POPULAR SONG BUT WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE OFF ABOUT
IT IT MIGHT BE THE WRONG KEY, THE WRONG TEMPO, OR THE WRONG
GENRE. AS SOON AS YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE SONG, WE GAVE YOU -- WE
SENT YOU A PADDLE. DO YOU HAVE A PADDLE >> NO, THERE'S NO PADDLE
IN FACT, YOUR PRODUCER TEXTED AND SAID APPARENTLY THE PADDLE NEVER CAME IN, SO FIND
SOMETHING AROUND THE HOUSE THAT I COULD USE FOR A PADDLE [ LAUGHTER ]
SO I GOT -- LITERALLY WENT TO THE KITCHEN. AND I THINK -- BANANAS AREN'T
AS FUNNY UNLESS THEY'RE PEELED >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO THIS IS MY PADDLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT IS NOT A PADDLE
>> BUT IT'S KIND OF LIKE -- IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SUCKING ON THE END OF MY
BANANA [ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T THAT LOOK A LITTLE -
JIMMY, LOOK AT IT. >> Jimmy: STOP, GET THAT OUT OF HERE
>> JIMMY, LOOK AT IT >> Jimmy: NO USE SOMETHING ELSE
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE IN THE HOUSE? DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE?
>> NO. WE'RE USING THIS I'M SORRY, THIS --
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT THING IT LOOKS TERRIFYING.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS SO WEIRD LOOKING NO, STOP SHOWING IT TO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST HOPE THAT YOU DON'T
BUZZ IN. ALL RIGHT? HERE WE GO
SO ROOTS, WHEN YOU'RE READY, PLAY THE FIRST SONG. >> WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THE
RULES? WHAT IS THIS TELL ME SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T SAY THE RULES.
ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT HAPPENS IS THE ROOTS ARE GOING TO PLAY A SONG IN A DIFFERENT KEY OR A
A WRONG TEMPO. OR A DIFFERENT GENRE >> THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS YES!
NOBODY EVER PICKS ON THE ROOTS FINALLY I GOT ONE IN ON THEM >> Jimmy: AS SOON AS YOU THINK
YOU KNOW WHAT SONG IT IS, RAISE YOUR BANANA TO GUESS AND IF YOU -
>> OH, I GOT IT, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND IF YOU GUESS WRONG --
[ LAUGHTER ] I'VE NEVER SEEN A GROSSER LOOKING --
THE OTHER PERSON GETS A CHANCE TO STEAL ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
READY. ROOTS, WHEREVER YOU'RE READY, PLAY THE FIRST SONG.
>> ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE * *
>> THERE'S NO WORDS! >> Jimmy: NO, THERE'S NO WORDS *
>> OH, DID WE START YET? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* OH, I KNOW IT! [ BUZZER ]
RIGHT NOW, HE'S PROBABLY -- IS IT "BEFORE HE CHEATS," CARRIE UNDERWOOD?
[ DINGS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: STOP, STOP THAT -- DISGUSTING BANANA. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S THROWING ME OFF MY GAME BUT YES, IT'S CARRIE UNDERWOOD, "BEFORE HE CHEATS.
NOW, OKAY -- >> VERY GOOD, ROOTS. NAILED IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR THE NEXT ONE
ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY * *
>> Jimmy: I GOT IT [ BUZZER ] "I RAN" BY FLOCK OF SEAGULLS
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND I RAN
I RAN SO FAR AWA YOU PUT YOUR BANANA DOWN * [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO NEXT SONG.
>> I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CAME ON THIS SHOW TO PROMOTE MY NEW SONG
WHAT IS THIS WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME DO THESE STUPID GAMES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TIME FOR THE NEXT SONG
ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY TO PLAY THE NEXT SONG >> THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE
EVER DONE. * [ BUZZER ]
>> Jimmy: IS IT "GET LUCKY"? >> NO. [ SAD TUBA ]
>> OH! THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC WIN FOR THE DIRTY BANANA
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ DINGS THANK YOU!
>> Questlove: "SEVEN YEARS." * * MOMMA TOLD ME *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO GUYS, WE ARE READY FOR THE NEXT
ONE. THIS IS LAST SONG RIGHT HERE THIS IS FOR THE WIN.
>> OH, THANK GOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHOEVER GETS THIS
SONG GETS ALL OF THE POINTS. I HOPE IT'S ME BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO SEE --
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO GO FOR IT, ROOTS
* * >> Jimmy: DON'T LET IT TRICK
YOU, BLAKE * [ BUZZER ]
"ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS"! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ DINGS MY THANKS TO THE ROOTS AND BLAKE SHELTON.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING MORE WITH BLAKE WHEN WE COME
BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A COUNTRY MUSIC SUPERSTAR WHOSE NEW ALBUM "BODY LANGUAGE
(DELUXE)," IS OUT TOMORROW HE'S ALSO A GREAT COACH ON "THE VOICE," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS AND
TUESDAYS AT 8:00 PM ON NBC PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY, BLAKE SHELTON.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BLAKE!
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING A GAME
BECAUSE I JUST -- WE SAW EACH OTHER RECENTLY, IN PERSON. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU HELPED ME OUT ON MY SHOW, "THAT'S MY JAM," AND WE PLAYED SOME GAMES
AND I JUST KNOW -- YOU HAD FUN, RIGHT? >> OH, YEAH, AND NOW YOU'RE
HELPING ME OUT BY HAVING ME PLAY MORE OF YOUR GAMES. [ LAUGHTER ]
ON THE SHOW. THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITIES [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I -- I WILL SAY, YOU WERE A GOOD SPORT ON THE SHOW, AND I APPRECIATE YOU DOING IT.
ALTHOUGH, I THINK YOU DO HAVE TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU DIDN'T REALLY KNOW THAT. BUT I'M ASSUMING YOU MUST HAVE RUN INTO EACH OTHER IN
NASHVILLE, OR SOMETHING. >> LOOK, LISTEN TO ME, THERE IS TAYLOR SWIFT -- THERE'S THE
COUNTRY TAYLOR SWIFT, WHICH I KNOW SOME OF THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I'M NOT AS FAMILIAR WITH THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT 2.0, WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, THE POP VERSION.
YOU KNOW I'M STILL -- I'M STILL STUCK WHEN SHE WAS DOING HER COUNTRY
RECORDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU THINK YOU --
>> YOU DON'T DO ANY COUNTRY MUSIC ON "THAT'S MY JAM," BY THE WAY.
BECAUSE YOU HAD ARIANA THERE, AND SO YOU WERE TOTALLY SUCKING UP TO ARIANA AND TRYING THROW
MUSIC AT HER THAT YOU THOUGHT SHE WOULD GUESS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE, >>
AND LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, THAT KELLY CLARKSON IS SUCH A NERD THAT SHE KNOWS EVERY SONG ON
THE PLANET, BECAUSE SHE SINGS A DIFFERENT SONG ON HER SHOW EVERY DAY.
SO SHE KNOWS EVERY WORD TO EVERY SONG >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT ALSO I KNOW
BY TALKING TO YOU, YOU'RE LIKE A MUSICAL ENCYCLOPEDIA I COULD NAME A SONG AND YOU
COULD TELL ME WHO SINGS IT LIKE, WHO SINGS "THE PINA COLADA SONG?
>> RUPERT HOLMES >> Jimmy: HOW THE HECK COULD YOU KNOW THAT?
>> WELL I JUST HAPPENED TO KNOW THAT ONE THAT WAS A LUCKY GUESS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE FANTASTIC SO I FIGURED -- SO WHEN WE WERE
PLAYING THE GAME, I HAD YOU SING THE THEME FROM "THE GOLDEN GIRLS.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS - >> I DID I FELT LIKE I DID A GOOD JOB ON
THAT, BY THE WAY >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT >> I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO -- I
DON'T WANT TO BRAG >> Jimmy: TOO LATE IT'S TOO LATE, YOU ALREADY
BRAGGED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE NEW ALBUM. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "BODY
LANGUAGE (DELUXE). BUT FIRST, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR WEDDING
LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE, RIGHT HERE
LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE
>> YOU KNOW, GWEN AND I AGREED THAT WE LIKE TO TAKE OUR PUBLICITY STUNTS ALL THE WAY
[ LAUGHTER ] SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GO AHEAD AND JUST SEAL THE DEAL
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? IT LOOKED GREAT.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WASA BEAUTIFUL -- EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN AND THINGS -- I MEAN, I
DIDN'T EVEN HEAR FROM YOU OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW, PERSONALLY, AND SAY, "HEY, JIMMY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING, YOU ARE BUSY THIS WEEK?" [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW WHAT, LOOK, NOT MUCH PLANNING WENT INTO IT. I UNDERSTAND
WHO PUTS PLANNING INTO A A WEDDING, YOU KNOW? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ANYWAY, I JUST REMEMBER NOT BEING INVITED AND I GO - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE ONLY HAD ONE FOR ONE NBC HOST AT THE WEDDING, SO WE HAD CARSON
>> >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAD -- CARSON DALY WAS THERE. THAT'S TRUE, YEAH.
BUT I'VE KNOWN YOU AND GWENN FOR A LONG TIME, AND I JUST FIGURED, YOU KNOW.
I DIDN'T FIGURE ANYTHING, REALLY, YOU KNOW I WAS JUST SITTING AT HOME
TRYING TO, LIKE, SEE -- READ ON TWITTER HOW THE WEDDING IS GOING.
[ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, IT SEEMED LIKE A BLAST [ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU SAVE ME A PIECE OF CAKE OR ANYTHING? I MEAN, MAYBE THAT, YOU SENT -
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME THAT BANANA >> YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE
ME FEEL LIKE SUPER DAVE OSBORNE DO YOU REMEMBER SUPER
DAVE OSBORNE >> Jimmy: I DO NOT I DO NOT
>> YOU DO THAT EVERY TIME. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS LAST TIME
>> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T. >> AND THEN, I END UP COMING ACROSS AS THE GRUMPY GUY
TRYING TO BE FESTIVE, WEARING A SANTA HAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE NUTS OVER AND OVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: HOW YOU COULD BE MAD AT -- HOW YOU COULD BE MAD AT THIS LITTLE GUY?
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY. AW [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
LOOK, THAT'S YOU AND GWEN. >> THAT'S BACK WHEN GWEN AND I USED TO BE BROTHER AND SISTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] WAY BACK IN THE DAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> YOU KNOW, THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE
WHEN YOU DID YOUR OWN VOWS FOR THE WEDDING -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU SURPRISED GWEN AND YOU ACTUALLY SANG YOUR VOWS
IS THAT CORRECT? >> I DID WELL, CARSON TOLD ME THAT -- HE
TOLD BOTH OF US THAT HE EXPECTED US TO WRITE OUR VOWS FOR THE WEDDING AND -- WHICH IS
A LOT OF PRESSURE. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, AS EASY AS IT IS FOR GWEN AND I TO GET UP
AND SING, YOU KNOW, TO, LIKE, WRITE SOMETHING DOWN AND SAY IT IS REALLY AWKWARD.
AND SO I JUST COPPED OUT AND WENT AHEAD AND WROTE SOMETHING DOWN THAT I COULD SING
AND I WROTE THIS SONG. I WROTE IT WITH A BUDDY NAMED CRAIG WISEMAN ACTUALLY, AND
IT'S ON THIS ALBUM THAT COMES OUT. IT COMES OUT TOMORROW, I THINK
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> WHEN DOES THIS AIR? DOES THIS AIR TONIGHT?
ARE WE LIVE? >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN MY SHOW AIRS
YEAH, IT'S ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." AT THIS POINT, YOUR ALBUM IS
OUT. IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT >> YOU COME ON AFTER -
WHO DO YOU COME ON AFTER [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S
MIDNIGHT OR -- >> Jimmy: IT IS NOW MIDNIGHT IT'S NOW MIDNIGHT.
IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT, AND THIS ALBUM IS OUT "BODY LANGUAGE (DELUXE)" IS OUT
RIGHT NOW. THIS IS OUT. IT'S AVAILABLE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU COULD GET THE SONG "WE CAN REACH THE STARS.
>> THAT'S THE SONG THAT'S THE SONG I WROTE FOR GWEN STEFANI
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> MY WIFE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> I HEAR THE MIXED REACTION THERE IN THE STUDIO AUDIENCE
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, THERE WAS A FEW GASPS. >> Jimmy: WELL, I'M A LITTLE
BUMMED OUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT -- WHICH ONE DID YOU WRITE FOR ME
WAS IT "MONDAY MORNING MISSING YOU" [ LAUGHTER ]
OR WAS IT "CORN" >> NO. >> Jimmy: WAS IT "CORN"?
>> NO, BUT - >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU -- PLEASE DON'T BRING THAT -- NO, OH MY
GOD. PLEASE DON'T BRING OUT THAT BANANA
>> I'M REALLY INSPIRED BY THIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GET RID OF THAT
STUPID THING >> I'M REALLY INSPIRED BY THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I THINK WE SHOULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THE VOICE" WHEN WE COME BACK
ALL RIGHT, MORE WITH BLAKE SHELTON, EVERYBODY, WHEN WE COME BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. BLAKE SHELTON IS JOINING US. HERE'S HIS NEW RECORD, "BODY
LANGUAGE (DELUXE)," OUT NOW. RIGHT NOW, IT IS AVAILABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AS OFFICIALLY -- OFFICIALLY TONIGHT IT IS AVAILABLE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
"THE VOICE." BUT I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS SEASON
AND, MAN, YOU'RE JUST -- YOU'RE JUST GREAT AT THIS YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS JOB
I MEAN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A GOOD SINGER AND ALL THAT. BUT, I MEAN, YOU DO THIS THING
AND YOU GO, "OH, MAYBE IT'LL BE GOOD." YOU'VE BEEN ON IT FOR, LIKE,
20 YEARS NOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND --
BUT, I MEAN, YOU'RE FANTASTIC AT IT. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE GOOD
FEEDBACK YOU'RE FUNNY BUT YOU HAVE A GOOD EAR AND
A GOOD -- FOR MUSIC. AND A GOOD EYE FOR MUSIC AND YOU GO, "NO, THIS -- HERE'S
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH THIS." AND I THINK -- WEIRDLY, I THINK YOU MIGHT WIN
IT AGAIN THIS YEAR >> DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT? HONESTLY, YOU THINK THAT
YOU SAID IT. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE REALLY BUILDING ME UP THERE. AND I WAS WAITING FOR --
BECAUSE YOU AND I DON'T REALLY TRUST EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO -- FOR THE THE BACKHAND TO COME IN.
BUT YOU DO REALLY MEAN THAT? >> Jimmy: NO, I THINK KELLY IS GOING TO WIN THIS YEAR
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU'RE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT SO I JUST FIGURED, WELL, YOU
KNOW BUT I -- I DO LIKE -- I LIKE -- KELLY'S BAND'S PRETTY GOOD
ANYWAYS -- >> SHE DOES HAVE A GREAT BAND. UH, GIRL NAMED TOM IS THE NAME
OF THEM. >> Jimmy: GIRL NAMED TOM IS THE NAME OF THE BAND
I THINK THEY'RE FANTASTIC. >> NAME OF THE BAND, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE NAME OF THE
BAND YEAH >> BUT THE ONLY THING -- THE
ONLY THING I WORRY ABOUT WITH THAT PARTICULAR GROUP, IS THEY'RE ON KELLY'S TEAM.
AND, YOU KNOW, WHILE KELLY IS A GREAT PERSON AND AN INCREDIBLE ARTIST AND A GREAT
TALK SHOW HOST, SHE IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST COACH WE'VE EVER HAD ON "THE VOICE" IN THE
21 SEASONS WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE WORST COACH WE'VE EVER HAD >> Jimmy: OUT OF EVERYONE -- YEAH
MORE THAN ADAM >> SHE IS THE SECOND WORST COACH THAT WE HAVE EVER HAD ON
THIS SHOW FOR SURE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WITHOUT QUESTION
>> Jimmy: HOW IS -- HOW IS OUR PAL? HOW IS ARIANA GRANDE DOING OVER
THERE? HOW IS SHE FITTING IN? >> SHE'S -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE'S A LITTLE SHAKY, HONESTLY SHE'S HAVING A TOUGH TIME, YOU KNOW, EMOTIONALLY WITH THIS
THING. SHE -- IT'S LIKE - I HAVE TO TELL HER AFTER EVERY
EPISODE -- IF SHE HAS SOMEBODY GO HOME, IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, "THEY
DIDN'T -- THEY DIDN'T SEND THEM TO, LIKE, THE ALLIGATOR PIT OR SOMETHING, ARIANA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE GOING TO DO FINE
>> YOU KNOW, SHE'S, LIKE, CRYING AND SOBBING >> Jimmy: THEY'RE GOING TO DO
WELL >> I DON'T THINK -- PEOPLE SEE HER CRY ON TV, BUT YOU CAN'T
IMAGINE WHEN THE CAMERA GOES OFF. SHE ACTUALLY -
>> Jimmy: BLAKE, I THINK YOU'RE BEING -- >> -- FALLS APART, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE BACK I THINK YOU'RE BEING ROBBED.
BLAKE? >> OH, THIS IS LIKE A NEWS STUDIO HERE, MAN
WE GOT - THERE'S STUFF HAPPENING. THERE'S MUSIC BEING MADE ALL
OVER THE PLACE, MAN. IT'S LIKE -- >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMEONE
LOOKING -- SOMEONE IS PEEKING IN BEHIND YOU.
>> THIS IS LIKE NBC NEWS BACK HERE WHAT IS IT
WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A -- SOMEONE WALKING BACK THERE
>> WAS IT GWEN I BET IT WAS GWEN WENT WALKING BY
YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK THAT IS GWEN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, THAT IS GWEN. >> Jimmy: SHE'S DANCING BEHIND
YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S JUST DANCING
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S GWEN STEFANI SHE'S A NORMAL -
IT'S AMAZING IT'S ALMOST AS IF SHE'S A REGULAR HUMAN BEING BACK
THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOK, I WANT TO SHOW
A CLIP AND I'M ALWAYS HAPPY YOU'RE HERE
AND I KNOW WE JOKE AROUND WITH EACH OTHER BUT MAN, YOU'RE ONE OF THE
NICEST GUYS, AND I REALLY AM LUCKY TO KNOW YOU. I WANT TO --
>> I LOVE YOU, AND I'M GLAD YOUR FINGER'S BETTER >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY
YEAH, IT IS MUCH BETTER. NOW WE CAN ACTUALLY FIGHT. I WANT TO SHOW -
TAKE A LOOK AT PAST MONDAY'S LIVE EPISODE OF "THE VOICE." CHECK IT OUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I LOVE WHAT JOHN SAID ABOUT
THE RESTRAINT. BECAUSE THAT'S SUCH A CLASSIC COUNTRY SONG, AND WE ALL KNOW
THE THINGS YOU COULD HAVE DONE WITH IT, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL TOO
BUT THE FACT THAT YOU HONORED THE ORIGINAL, AND YOU JUST LAID IT DOWN AND LET THE STORY BE
WHAT IT IS -- INCREDIBLE JOB AND BY THE WAY, AMERICA, I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER EXAMPLE OF
STRENGTH AND PERSEVERANCE AND FEARLESSNESS STANDING ON THIS STAGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT LOSING FOCUS OF WHAT YOU CAME HERE TO DO, WHICH IS TO
WIN THIS THING WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THE FINALE, WENDY.
COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, BLAKE SHELTON,
EVERYBODY. "THE VOICE" AIRS MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC
AND "BODY LANGUAGE (DELUXE)" IS OUT RIGHT NOW. ANA GASTEYER, RACHEL DRATCH
JOIN US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE TWO VERY, VERY FUNNY
PERFORMERS THEY WROTE, EXECUTIVE PRODUCED AND STAR IN THE NEW MOVIE "A
CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS", WHICH PREMIERES THIS SATURDAY AT 7:00PM ON COMEDY CENTRAL
GOSH, IT'S FUNNY EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
>> Jimmy: WOW!
COME ON, THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE, RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ANA GASTEYER, RACHEL DRATCH. >> HELLO >> JIMMY
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE FANTASTIC. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU
I MISSED YOU >> MISSED YOU TOO. >> WE MISSED YOU TOO, JIMMY.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'VE
KNOWN EACH OTHER 20 YEARS? >> OH, MY GOD. >> SO LONG
>> Jimmy: THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? >> MORE THAN THAT, BECAUSE FRANCIS IS 19 AND SHE WAS BORN
WHEN I LEFT SATURDAY NIGHT SO WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 20 -
>> Jimmy: OVER 20 YEARS? >> MAYBE 24. >> OH, MY LORD
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE THE KIDS HOW ARE THE KIDS >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD
>> EVERYONE IS GREAT >> Jimmy: DO THEY WATCH YOU? I MEAN, THEY'RE AT THE AGE THEY
KNOW YOUR WORK >> SO FRANCIS IS OVER IT BECAUSE HE'S IN COLLEGE.
HE'S JUST OFFICIALLY EMBARRASSED BY ME. >> Jimmy: SHE'S IN COLLEGE
>> YEAH, SHE'S IN COLLEGE. MY 13-YEAR-OLD LOVES "SHWEATTY BALLS," OBVIOUSLY.
>> Jimmy: AS WE ALL DO, OF COURSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> NOT BECAUSE OF THAT >> Jimmy: AN AMERICAN CLASSIC. >> NOT BECAUSE OF THAT
BECAUSE OF THE CONTENT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> BUT THEN, SO WE WERE
WATCHING A CHRISTMAS SHOW THE OTHER DAY, BECAUSE IT CAME ON. YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE CHRISTMAS
SPECIAL THEY DO ON SNL THING AND I WAS ACTUALLY -- WE WERE AT A HOTEL, WE WERE DOWN FOR
THANKSGIVING AND "TOPLESS CHRISTMAS" CAME ON
>> Jimmy: MARTHA STEWART "TOPPLESS CHRISTMAS. >> MARTHA STEWART "TOPLESS
CHRISTMAS. >> MARTHA STEWART'S "TOPLESS CHRISTMAS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU PLAYED MARTHA STEWART
>> YEAH, AND THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME THAT HE WAS ASHAMED.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE TURNED LIKE THE MOST AMAZING COLOR OF RED AND HE DOESN'T
BLUSH EASILY, SO >> Jimmy: GOSH, THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD BIT
ANA, YOU HAVE A NEW SHOW ON NBC. >> I DO.
>> Jimmy: DEBUTING ON MONDAY >> IS IT ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 13th
>> IS IT ON MONDAY >> Jimmy: YEAH MONDAY-ISH
>> DECEMBER 13th [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT A LONG PAUSE.
IT'S ON MONDAY IS IT? >> IT'S MONDAY -
>> Jimmy: MONDAY, DECEMBER - >> AFTER THIS MONDAY >> Jimmy: NOT THIS MONDAY.
IT'S MONDAY, DECEMBER 13th >> DECEMBER 13th >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
THAT'S WHEN IT COMES OUT >> IT IS AFTER "THE VOICE. >> Jimmy: "AMERICAN AUTO."
>> BLAKE SHELTON'S "THE VOICE. >> Jimmy: IT'S AFTER "THE VOICE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD LEAD IN. >> THEY'RE DOING A SNEAK PEEK
OF THE FIRST TWO EPISODES AND THEN IT STARTS AIRING FOR REAL IN JANUARY
AND IT'S SET, IT'S JUSTIN SPITZER WHO CREATED "SUPERSTORE.
IT'S HIS NEW SHOW, IT IS AN OFFICE COMEDY. NBC, YOU KNOW, THEY LOVE A HALF
HOUR OFFICE-ORRIENTED COMEDY, WORKPLACE COMEDY AND IT'S SET IN THE AUTOMOTIVE
INDUSTRY AND I PLAY THE NEW FEMALE CEO. I COME FROM BIG PHARMA, I GOT
QUESTIONABLE MORALS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
CARS >> Jimmy: PERFECT PLACE TO WORK THEN
YEAH, WHY NOT. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO THAT IS IT.
THAT IS IT IN A NUTSHELL IT'S REALLY FUN. IT'S A GREAT SHOW.
I'M REAL EXCITED ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: AND LET'S TALK ABOUT "CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, ALREADY I WAS LAUGHING AT THE TRAILER.
AND THEN I GO, OH, MY GOD I HAVE TO WATCH THIS I LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES
I LOVE LIFETIME MOVIES I'M HONEST I LOVE THEM.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THEY'RE THE BEST.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS I JUST LOVE IT
I GO "OH, MY GOSH, WHY HAS NO ONE SPOOFED THIS?" AND YOU CRUSHED IT
>> AND THAT'S WHAT WE'VE DONE. >> Jimmy: NOW WHERE DID YOU -- YEAH
>> SO JIMMY, LET ME TELL YOU [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A PARODY OF
A HALLMARK/LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE. MADE FOR TV HOLIDAY MOVIE.
>> WE JUST WANTED TO -- YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU SAID, WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AN AREA THAT IS RIPE
FOR PARODY >> AND WE ENJOY AN AIRPLANE STYLE SPOOF.
WE ENJOY THE WORD SPOOF. >> SORT OF OUR MODEL WAS THE MOVIE "AIRPLANE.
IF YOU APPLIED THAT TO THIS GENRE. >> AND WE COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT
NO ONE HAD DONE IT AND LIKE YOU, WE WATCHED THOUSANDS OF THEM AND THEY ALL
PRETTY MUCH HAVE THE SAME PLOT SO IT SEEMED PRETTY EASY TO, YOU KNOW
>> SO WE PICKED THE PLOT THAT WE'VE SEEN THE MOST WHICH IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, BIG TIME --
LIKE EXECUTIVE WOMAN IN THE BIG CITY WHO HAS NO TIME FOR LOVE OR CHRISTMAS
>> OR CHRISTMAS. >> GETS SENT BY HER BUSINESS TO A SMALL TOWN, WHERE SHE MEETS
A, LIKE, INSERT SMALL TOWN PROFESSION HERE. >> CRAFTS PERSON, A CRAFTSMAN.
>> LUMBERJACK, TOYMAKER, WHAT HAVE YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN AT FIRST -- AND SHE'S JUST THERE TO TAKE OVER A QUAINT BUSINESS.
>> AND RUIN IT AND TURN IT INTO A BED, BATH AND BEYOND
>> AND AT FIRST, THEY DON'T GET ALONG. THEY BUTT HEADS.
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND GUESS WHAT, I WONDER IF
SHE'S GOING TO FIND LOVE AND THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. >> SHE MIGHT
SHE MIGHT FIND THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. >> SHE MIGHT FIND IT
WE DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE ENDING >> WE DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT,
BUT IT DOES HAPPEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT IS THE BEST WAY ANYBODY HAS EVER SUMMED UP ANY PROJECT THAT THEY'VE COME ON
THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT >> AND THERE'S ALSO A STRAY DOG.
WE THREW IN EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN. >> EVERY TROPE THAT YOU COULD
THINK OF, WE TRIED THROWING IN [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> A LOT OF COCOA.
>> LOTS OF HOT CHOCOLATE >> AND A QUESTIONABLY GAY PLATONIC FRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE THREW IN WHATEVER WE COULD THROW IN THERE
>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> IT'S ALL THERE. >> AND WE NATURALLY PLAY THE
SPINSTERS, THE OLD SPINSTERS WHO RUN THE INN. >> SO WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT WHAT
WE MIGHT DO IN THIS MOVIE, IT WASN'T EVEN A DISCUSSION LIKE, ONE OF US JUST SAID, "AND
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THE OLD SPINSTERS THAT RUN THE INN, RIGHT?
LIKE YEAH, OF COURSE BECAUSE WE WANTED TO PUT ON GRAY BUNS.
>> WE HAVE OUR PARTY CITY BUNS >> YEAH, PARTY CITY HAIRDOS. >> BECAUSE THE THING IS, IN
THESE WORLDS, IN THE HALLMARK AND LIFETIME WORLD, AS YOU KNOW, YOU'RE EITHER AN INGENUE,
OR ELIGIBLE FOR BREEDING OR YOU'RE MRS. CLAUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE IS NO -- >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKED, THE SONGS
THE ACTUAL HOLIDAY SONGS, THE CHRISTMAS SONGS IN THIS. >> SO YOU'RE -- IF YOU'RE
A STUDENT OF THESE FILMS, THEY'RE MADE FOR $15 IN VANCOUVER IN JULY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND THAT'S WHERE WE SHOT IT >> THAT'S WHERE WE SHOT.
AND THAT'S WHERE WE SHOT IT. AND THERE IS CHRISTMAS IN EVERY FRAME.
AND IT'S LIKE A MACHINE THAT JUST LIKE, CHURNS OUT THESE AMAZING HOLIDAY PARODIES
>> Jimmy: AND PRODUCT PLACEMENT. >> PRODUCT PLACEMENT
WE HAVE PRODUCT PLACEMENT. >> BUT YOU CAN'T DO REAL - THERE IS A LOT OF MOVIES THAT
THEY WANT TO START WITH "JINGLE BELL ROCK," BUT THEY CAN'T AFFORD THE RIGHTS.
SO IT SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE "JINGLE BELL ROCK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SO WE WROTE SONGS LIKE "JANGLE BALL SHAKE." >> YEAH, "JANGLE BALL SHAKE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND INSTEAD OF "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS FOR YOU" -
>> SUNG BY MARIAH CAREY. >> IT'S "ALL I HAVE FOR CHRISTMAS IS FRUIT" BY
SHANIAH GARY [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S CLOSE.
PEOPLE OVER EAT AROUND THAT TIME OF THE YEAR SO IT IS A NICE MESSAGE
>> IT'S JUST IN THE BACKGROUND IT IS NOT A THEME IN THE MOVIE >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN, YES, IT'S
GREAT. ANYWAYS, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE
THIS IS ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH IN "A CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I'M NOT JUST HERE FOR THE UP
COMING BONFIRE FEST. AS LOVELY AS IT SEEMS. >> LET ME GUESS.
YOU CAME TO GET AWAY FROM THE BREAKNECK PACE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN EXECUTIVE IN THE CITY
>> NO. >> I AM -- >> GOT FIRED
>> NO. >> WIDOWED >> NO.
>> RUNAWAY BRIDE >> NO. >> YOU INHERITED A BOOKSTORE
HERE IN TOWN >> NO. >> YOU'RE A SINGLE MOM WHOSE
HUSBAND HAS DITCHED OUT ON THE FAMILY AND NOW YOU'RE TO MEET UP WITH A SINGLE DAD WHOSE WIFE
DITCHED OUT ON HIS FAMILY, SO YOU COULD BLEND BOTH FAMILIES TOGETHER BY CHRISTMAS?
>> YOU CAME TO RUN A CHRISTMAS CHILDREN'S CHORUS AND FIND YOUR OWN VOICE IN THE PROCESS
>> YOU HAVE AMNESIA, WANDERED INTO TOWN BY ACCIDENT AND WON'T REMEMBER YOUR IDENTITY UNTIL
CHRISTMAS MORNING? >> YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE FOR THE WINTER, BUT HE'S SECRETLY
A PRINCE OF A SMALL SLAVIC NATION [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU'RE HERE TO TRACK DOWN THE OWNER OF A LOCKET YOU FOUND HIDDEN AWAY IN A CHRISTMAS
ORNAMENT >> THAT'S LOCKED INSIDE A MUSIC BOX, >> THAT'S BEEN HIDDEN AWAY
IN YOUR ATTIC FOR 40 YEARS >> NO. >> OH!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO
IT THAT IS EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE.
ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH "A CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS" PREMIERES THIS SATURDAY AT 7:00
P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL BLAKE SHELTON IS PERFORMING FOR US WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "COME BACK AS A COUNTRY BOY," FROM THE DELUXE EDITION OF HIS ALBUM,
"BODY LANGUAGE," ONCE AGAIN, BLAKE SHELTON.
* * WHEN I DIE * * I WANNA COME BACK
AS A COUNTRY BOY NO THERE AIN'T NO BETTER * * LIFE IF YOU ASK M
IF MY NECK DON'T COME OUT RED * * THEN LORD
JUST KEEP ME DEA CAUSE A COUNTRY BOY'S * * ALL THAT I KNOW HOW TO BE
MY BACK IS ALWAYS BREAKI MY DOGS ARE ALWAYS BARKIN * * MY MONEY HA
TROUBLE MAKI AND MY TRUCK HAS * * TROUBLE STARTIN
I'M UP BEFORE THE SU EITHER HAULIN HAY * * OR HUNTIN
MY WORK AIN'T EVER DON BUT SON I WOULDN'T * * TRADE IT FOR NOTHIN
SO WHEN I DI I WANNA COME BACK * * AS A COUNTRY BO
NO THERE AIN'T NO BETTER LIFE IF YOU ASK ME * * IF MY NECK DON'
COME OUT RED THEN LORD * * JUST KEEP ME DEAD
CAUSE A COUNTRY BO IS ALL THAT I KNOW * * HOW TO BE
YEAH IF Y'ALL AIN' IN MY DRAWL * * AND A FISH AIN'
ON MY WALL AND THE WHISKEY * * DON'T BURN GOING DOWN
MY FEET AIN'T IN A HOLLE AND BLUE AIN'T * * ON MY COLLA
LEAVE MY HANK-CRANKING BEER-DRINKING ASS * * IN THE GROUND
WHEN I DIE I WANNA COME BACK * * AS A COUNTRY BO
NO THERE AIN'T NO BETTER LIFE * * IF YOU ASK ME
IF MY NECK DON'T COME OUT RED * * THEN LORD
JUST KEEP ME DEA CAUSE A COUNTRY BOY'S * * ALL THAT I KNOW HOW TO BE
* * WHEN I DIE * * I WANNA COME BACK
AS A COUNTRY BOY LIVE OFF THIS LAND * * LIKE MY OLD MAN
DID BEFORE M I DON'T WANNA * * BE BORN INTO MONE
WHERE THE BOOT DON'T EVER GET MUDDY * * CAUSE A COUNTRY BOY'S
ALL THAT I KNOW HOW TO B WHEN I DIE * * I WANNA COME BACK
AS A COUNTRY BOY NO THERE AIN'T NO BETTER * * LIFE IF YOU ASK M
IF MY NECK DON'T COME OUT RED * * THEN LORD
JUST KEEP ME DEA CAUSE A COUNTRY BOY * * IS ALL THAT
I KNOW HOW TO BE YEAH A COUNTRY BOY * * IS ALL THAT
I KNOW HOW TO BE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. TYLER PERRY AND MICHAEL BUBLE
WILL BE HERE AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM CKay. MY THANKS TO BLAKE SHELTON,
ANA GASTEYER, RACHEL DRATCH. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*