1 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:12,912 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:17,951 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:21,755 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BLAKE SHELTON, 4 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:29,963 ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:36,036 >> Questlove: 1563 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:36,069 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:56,556 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:56,589 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 9 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:04,731 LISTEN TO THAT COME ON. 10 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:10,303 [ CHEERS ] WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 11 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:14,708 THANK YOU. RELAX. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 12 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,410 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 13 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,312 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ APPLAUSE ] I APPRECIATE IT. 14 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:20,747 WELL, GUYS, TONIGHT IN WASHINGTON, D.C., PRESIDENT BIDEN ATTENDED THE 15 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:25,952 99th ANNUAL NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING. MEANWHILE THE ROCKEFELLER 16 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,988 CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH, SURE, THAT'S THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE. 17 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:35,161 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS WAS SPECIAL A REAL-LIFE "ELF ON THE SHELF" 18 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:38,164 MADE AN APPEARANCE YEAH HE GOT UP AND SAID, "FOR LAST 19 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:43,103 TIME, MY NAME IS PETE BUTTIGIEG." [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,171 THEN ORGANIZERS SAID, "SORRY, HERE'S THE REAL ELF ON THE SHELF. 21 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:51,311 AND THEN HE GOT UP AND SAID, "I'M SORRY, FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS DR. FAUCI." 22 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:53,813 THIS IS TERRIBLE [ LAUGHTER ] WHO IS WRITING 23 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,216 THAT'S RIGHT BY ALL ACCOUNTS, IT WAS A GREAT TIME 24 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,851 I MEAN, IT DEFINITELY WENT BETTER THAN BORIS JOHNSON'S TREE LIGHTING IN THE U.K 25 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,320 THIS IS REAL LOOK AT THIS 26 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:11,531 >> FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE [ CHEERS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:16,069 >> Jimmy: "YEAH! ALL RIGHT. "GO HOME, EVERYBODY. 28 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,938 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS EARLIER TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN REVEALED HIS PLAN TO FIGHT 29 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,607 COVID THIS WINTER, WHICH INCLUDES FREE AT-HOME TESTING, A PUBLIC EDUCATION CAMPAIGN, 30 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:29,983 AND NO LOCKDOWNS AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "LET'S NOT RULE OUT DAY DRINKING SO 31 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,986 FAST." [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, THAT'S - 32 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,954 THAT'S RIGHT NO LOCKDOWNS BIDEN MUST HAVE FELT THE GLARE 33 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:39,292 OF A MILLION BRIDES PLANNING THEIR WEDDING. LIKE, "DON'T YOU DARE. 34 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:45,965 DON'T YOU DARE." [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN'S PLAN ALSO EXTENDS THE 35 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,436 MANDATE REQUIRING PEOPLE TO WEAR MASKS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT AND PEOPLE RIDING THE NEW YORK 36 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:54,107 CITY SUBWAY HERE WERE LIKE, "YEAH, CAN YOU ALSO REQUIRE A MANDATE TO WEAR PANTS? 37 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:57,310 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE MASKS ARE, LIKE, EIGHTH ON THE LIST OF WHAT'S HAPPENING 38 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:01,481 HERE [ APPLAUSE ] "OH, APPLESAUCE. 39 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:08,355 >> Steve: "DON'T GRAB THE POLES! [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,858 >> Jimmy: BUT BIDEN DID LAY OUT AN AMBITIOUS GOAL. BY SPRINGTIME HE WANTS THE 41 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,059 MAJORITY OF AMERICANS TO KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE OMICRON 42 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:19,933 OMNICRON OMNICRON THE OMNICRON VARIANT 43 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:26,840 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OMBICROMBIE AND FITCH. 44 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,375 I READ THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO SELF-PUBLISH HIS MEMOIR TO 45 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:32,846 AVOID GETTING A SMALLER ADVANCE THAN PRESIDENT OBAMA GOT FOR HIS MEMOIR 46 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,682 YEAH, AND TRUMP IS EVEN CONSIDERING A FEW TITLES FOR HIS BOOK 47 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:43,356 FOR EXAMPLE -- >> OH, HERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP, MARK? 48 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,759 >> LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF TRUMP BY SAYING A BUNCH OF FAKE BOOK 49 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,094 TITLES >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YEAH, THAT WAS THE PLAN 50 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:55,902 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: OH, LET ME GUESS AND THEN EACH COVER WILL POP UP 51 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:59,205 ON THE SCREEN, AND PEOPLE WILL SEE IT AND LAUGH ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 52 00:03:59,205 --> 00:04:00,840 WE OFTEN SHOW GRAPHICS DURING THE MONOLOGUE TO MAKE OUR AUDIENCE LAUGH 53 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,044 >> MAN, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS WILL GO DOWN YOU'LL START OFF WITH SOMETHING 54 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:07,380 LIKE, "TWEET, PRAY, LOVE." >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,350 >> YEAH, THEN YOU'LL FOLLOW IT UP WITH, "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL RIOT." 56 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:13,386 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, THEN YOU'LL DO, "ARE YOU THERE, VLAD? 57 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:16,790 IT'S ME, DONALD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 58 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,059 >> Questlove: OH, OH AND AFTER THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO, "50 SHADES OF COVID. 59 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,627 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEP. YEAH, THESE ARE ALL PRETTY GOOD 60 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:24,764 EXAMPLES YEAH >> Questlove: OH, AND THEN 61 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,300 YOU'LL DO ONE THAT SAYS, "LORD OF THE ONION RINGS." [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,136 >> WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO YOU'LL DO, "FROM WHOM THE 63 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,205 TACO BELL TOLLS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 64 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,075 >> YEAH. AND THEN, INSTEAD OF "CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG," YOU'LL DO, 65 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:38,244 "CLIP-ON THE BIG RED TIE." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW BUT THESE ARE -- WE PROBABLY 66 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:42,582 COULDN'T DO THIS MANY. BUT YEAH, THESE ARE ALL GREAT EXAMPLES 67 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,884 >> OH, THEN YOU'LL DO, "1984 SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING. 68 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:47,354 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> OR A COUPLE WHERE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE THE TITLE 69 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:52,859 LIKE, "PRIDE AND PREJUDICE" OR "ECLIPSE." [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:56,196 >> AH! WHOA, WHOA AND THEN YOU'LL FINISH IT OFF 71 00:04:56,196 --> 00:05:01,601 WITH SOMETHING CLASSIC LIKE, "THE COLOR ORANGE. [ APPLAUSE ] 72 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,437 >> IS THAT HOW IT'S GOING TO GO DOWN, JIMBO? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 73 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,639 YOU GUYS NAILED IT THAT WAS IT. YEAH 74 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,809 >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN BIT. YOU SHOULD DO IT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 75 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:14,714 WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. 76 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:20,286 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS EXCITING TONIGHT "ANNIE LIVE!" PREMIERED 77 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:24,724 ON NBC YEAH IT'S BEEN A TOUGH YEAR, SO NBC 78 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:27,961 WANTED TO LIFT OUR SPIRITS WITH AN ORPHAN SINGING ABOUT HOW HARD LIFE IS 79 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:33,066 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS TESLA JUST ANNOUNCED TWO NEW 80 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:37,137 PRODUCTS THAT ARE KIND OF SURPRISING FIRST THEY RELEASED 81 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:46,880 A $50 WHISTLE, AND IT SOLD OUT IMMEDIATELY. THEN THEY RELEASED A $2,000 ATV 82 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,350 FOR KIDS CALLED THE CYBER QUAD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. OR AS PARENTS PUT IT, "YEP, 83 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,753 HERE IS A WHISTLE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:58,558 "THEY WERE OUT OF THE QUAD." OH, ON CNN THIS MORNING THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DANGERS 85 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,528 OF SOCIAL MEDIA FOR KIDS AND ONE GUY HAD A VERY INTERESTING TAKE 86 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,028 INTERESTING TAKE LISTEN TO THIS 87 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:04,297 >> YOU KNOW, IN YOUR VIEW, HOW 88 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:08,835 HARMFUL IS INSTAGRAM TO KIDS >> I THINK A LOT OF PARENTS WOULD AGREE WITH ME ON THIS. 89 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,537 I WOULD YOU RATHER GIVER MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIEL'S AND MARIJUANA 90 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:23,049 THAN AN INSTAGRAM AND A SNAP ACCOUNT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 91 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:27,754 >> Jimmy: HIS KID WAS LIKE, "OKAY, SO I GUESS I'LL BE DRUNK, HIGH, AND ON TIKTOK 92 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:31,558 PERFECT. [ LAUGHTER ] HIS SON DOESN'T NEED SOCIAL 93 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:37,897 MEDIA. HE'S ABOUT TO BE THE MOST POPULAR KID AT SCHOOL. 94 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,534 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON, AND WE'RE ALL GETTING 95 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:45,071 TOGETHER WITH OUR LOVED ONES BUT I SAW THAT ONE FAMILY IN NEW JERSEY DECIDED TO TRY 96 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,073 A SHOT-SKI WITH THEIR GRANDMA. LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. 97 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:51,678 >> PUT YOUR LIPS TO THAT AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA SHOOT IT YOU READY? 98 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:56,816 ON THE COUNT OF THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE. [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:06:56,816 --> 00:07:08,862 >> I CAN'T SEE [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THEN GRANDMA WAS 100 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,930 LIKE, "THIS IS WHY I ONLY DO KEG STANDS." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 101 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:16,569 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 102 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:29,849 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 103 00:07:29,849 --> 00:07:36,056 >> Jimmy: OH WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 104 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,058 HIS NEW ALBUM, "BODY LANGUAGE (DELUXE,)" IS OUT TOMORROW, AND HE'S A COACH ON THE "THE VOICE" 105 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:45,365 HERE ON NBC. BLAKE SHELTON IS JOINING US TONIGHT. 106 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,667 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HE'S SO FUN. 107 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:52,072 WE'RE GONNA TALK TO HIM. WE'RE GONNA A FUN MUSICAL GAME AND THEN HE'S PERFORMING LATER 108 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:56,176 IN THE SHOW. SO IT'S GONNA BE A LOT STUFF BLAKE SHELTON IS ON. 109 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,944 PLUS THEY WROTE, EXECUTIVE PRODUCED, AND STAR IN "A CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS," WHICH 110 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:09,089 PREMIERES THIS SATURDAY. "A CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS. IT'S SO FUNNY. 111 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,591 >> Steve: CLUSTERFUNKE >> Jimmy: IT PREMIERS THIS SATURDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL 112 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:14,227 ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH ARE HERE TONIGHT >> Steve: COME ON! 113 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:17,630 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE MY BUDS. THEY'RE TWO OF THE FUNNIEST 114 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,366 PEOPLE ON EARTH. I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO THOSE GUYS 115 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,234 GUYS, WE HAVE EXACTLY 12 SHOWS LEFT BEFORE WE GO ON CHRISTMAS BREAK, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME 116 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:25,572 FOR THAT BELOVED "TONIGHT SHOW" TRADITION. IT'S TIME FOR "12 DAYS OF 117 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,407 CHRISTMAS SWEATERS." HERE WE GO 118 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:39,252 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SWEATER 119 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:43,823 12 DAYS LEFT * [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 120 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:45,692 EVERY SHOW BETWEEN NOW AND CHRISTMAS, WE'LL BE GIVING ONE LUCKY AUDIENCE MEMBER AN OUT OF 121 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,127 THIS WORLD CHRISTMAS SWEATER FROM THE "COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS" CABINET 122 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:51,498 NOW, SINCE THERE ARE 12 SHOWS LEFT, LET'S OPEN DOOR NUMBER 12. 123 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:57,937 [ DRUMROLL ] WHOA * 124 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:05,478 [ CHEERS ] WOW, LOOK AT THAT. OH, MY GOODNESS. 125 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:10,216 THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE WOW! IS THERE A BACK TO IT? 126 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,385 YEP. OH [ CHEERS ] 127 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,788 WHOA IT'S GOT, LIKE - IT'S GOT, LIKE, ALMOST A 128 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:18,925 A POP-TART BACK TO IT. IT LOOKS LIKE A POP-TART I LIKE IT. 129 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:23,630 VERY, VERY NICE. WELL, LET'S SEE WHO IS GOING TO GO HOME WITH TONIGHT'S SWEATER 130 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,932 EVERYONE, LOOK AT YOUR SEAT NUMBER, PLEASE IF I CALL YOUR NUMBER, COME ON 131 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:29,202 DOWN AND QUEST, CAN I GET A DRUMROLL PLEASE 132 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:40,780 [ DRUMROLL ] 295. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 133 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:45,919 * COME ON DOWN YEAH 134 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:53,259 YES. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. AH, I'M SO HAPPY 135 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:57,364 HELLO. >> HI. >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED THAT 136 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:01,901 YOU WON. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 137 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:05,171 >> MY NAME IS NANCY SHAW, I'M FROM MIDTOWN EAST. >> Jimmy: WELCOME. 138 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:08,341 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WHERE DID YOU SAY YOU WERE FROM 139 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,744 AGAIN? >> WELL, I LIVE MANY MIDTOWN EAST NOW 140 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,813 >> Jimmy: MIDTOWN. >> MIDTOWN, YEAH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, BUT EAST OF 141 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:16,850 MIDTOWN. >> YES, THE BETTER SIDE. >> Jimmy: BE MORE SPECIFIC 142 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:21,354 WHAT'S YOUR ACTUAL ADDRESS WE CAN ALL SEND YOU THINGS HERE AT MIDTOWN, IT DOES GET A 143 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,423 A LITTLE CHILLY. >> YES, IT DOES. >> Jimmy: AND WE'RE GETTING 144 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,291 READY. DO YOU HAVE A SWEATER OR ANYTHING LIKE THIS 145 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:29,462 >> NO, I DON'T >> Jimmy: WOW. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY IT ON 146 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,498 NOW? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'D ALL LOVE TO SEE 147 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:34,467 IT WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO SEE IT? [ APPLAUSE ] 148 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:43,309 * ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU ARE A KNOCKOUT 149 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,613 LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS ] ARE YOU JOKING 150 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:53,586 YEAH, WALK THE RUNWAY. YOU'VE GOT IT. OH 151 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:56,122 YOU ARE A STAR GIVE IT UP FOR OUR WINNER. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 152 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:59,726 STICK AROUND WE'RE PLAYING "OFF SONGS SONG OFF" WITH BLAKE SHELTON AFTER 153 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:03,096 THE BREAK. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. I LOVE IT. 154 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:19,713 THAT'S A RAD SWEATER * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 155 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,982 TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME WE CALL "OFF SONGS SONG OFF." 156 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:23,483 CALL "OFF SONGS SONG OFF." HERE WE GO 157 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:26,586 * 158 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:31,191 * OFF SONGS SONG OFF OFF SONG 159 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,127 SONG OFF * * >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, I'M GOING 160 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:39,599 TO NEED AN OPPONENT. HE'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST COUNTRY MUSIC STARS OUT THERE, AND HE'S 161 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:43,636 A COACH ON THE "VOICE. HIS NEW ALBUM "BODY LANGUAGE (DELUXE)" IS OUT TOMORROW. 162 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:49,976 PLEASE WELCOME BLAKE SHELTON * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 163 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:54,247 WHAT IS GOING ON YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND. OH, MY GOD 164 00:11:54,247 --> 00:12:01,121 YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND. IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, JIMMY. 165 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,523 MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 166 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,358 BLAKE, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS GAME WE'RE GOING TO PLAY >> NO, I THOUGHT WE WERE 167 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:09,062 DOING -- WE'RE DOING AN INTERVIEW >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO, WE'RE 168 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,265 PLAYING A GAME, BLAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS THE 169 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,900 ROOTS ARE GOING TO PLAY A POPULAR SONG BUT WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE OFF ABOUT 170 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:18,505 IT IT MIGHT BE THE WRONG KEY, THE WRONG TEMPO, OR THE WRONG 171 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:23,643 GENRE. AS SOON AS YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE SONG, WE GAVE YOU -- WE 172 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:28,782 SENT YOU A PADDLE. DO YOU HAVE A PADDLE >> NO, THERE'S NO PADDLE 173 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,451 IN FACT, YOUR PRODUCER TEXTED AND SAID APPARENTLY THE PADDLE NEVER CAME IN, SO FIND 174 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:38,291 SOMETHING AROUND THE HOUSE THAT I COULD USE FOR A PADDLE [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:43,663 SO I GOT -- LITERALLY WENT TO THE KITCHEN. AND I THINK -- BANANAS AREN'T 176 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,166 AS FUNNY UNLESS THEY'RE PEELED >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,102 >> SO THIS IS MY PADDLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT IS NOT A PADDLE 178 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,870 >> BUT IT'S KIND OF LIKE -- IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY HAS BEEN SUCKING ON THE END OF MY 179 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:59,713 BANANA [ LAUGHTER ] DOESN'T THAT LOOK A LITTLE - 180 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,248 JIMMY, LOOK AT IT. >> Jimmy: STOP, GET THAT OUT OF HERE 181 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:06,052 >> JIMMY, LOOK AT IT >> Jimmy: NO USE SOMETHING ELSE 182 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,254 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE IN THE HOUSE? DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE? 183 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,323 >> NO. WE'RE USING THIS I'M SORRY, THIS -- 184 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:14,160 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT THING IT LOOKS TERRIFYING. 185 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,063 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS SO WEIRD LOOKING NO, STOP SHOWING IT TO ME. 186 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,232 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST HOPE THAT YOU DON'T 187 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,701 BUZZ IN. ALL RIGHT? HERE WE GO 188 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,437 SO ROOTS, WHEN YOU'RE READY, PLAY THE FIRST SONG. >> WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THE 189 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,073 RULES? WHAT IS THIS TELL ME SOMETHING. 190 00:13:27,073 --> 00:13:29,442 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T SAY THE RULES. 191 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,378 ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT HAPPENS IS THE ROOTS ARE GOING TO PLAY A SONG IN A DIFFERENT KEY OR A 192 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:36,082 A WRONG TEMPO. OR A DIFFERENT GENRE >> THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO! 193 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:42,122 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS YES! 194 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:47,494 NOBODY EVER PICKS ON THE ROOTS FINALLY I GOT ONE IN ON THEM >> Jimmy: AS SOON AS YOU THINK 195 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,764 YOU KNOW WHAT SONG IT IS, RAISE YOUR BANANA TO GUESS AND IF YOU - 196 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,832 >> OH, I GOT IT, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND IF YOU GUESS WRONG -- 197 00:13:52,832 --> 00:14:01,041 [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE NEVER SEEN A GROSSER LOOKING -- 198 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,109 THE OTHER PERSON GETS A CHANCE TO STEAL ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 199 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:14,721 READY. ROOTS, WHEREVER YOU'RE READY, PLAY THE FIRST SONG. 200 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,424 >> ONE, TWO, ONE, TWO, THREE * * 201 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,827 >> THERE'S NO WORDS! >> Jimmy: NO, THERE'S NO WORDS * 202 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:32,072 * >> OH, DID WE START YET? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 203 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:44,317 * OH, I KNOW IT! [ BUZZER ] 204 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:48,588 RIGHT NOW, HE'S PROBABLY -- IS IT "BEFORE HE CHEATS," CARRIE UNDERWOOD? 205 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:56,796 [ DINGS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:14:56,796 --> 00:15:03,470 >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP THAT -- DISGUSTING BANANA. [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,638 IT'S THROWING ME OFF MY GAME BUT YES, IT'S CARRIE UNDERWOOD, "BEFORE HE CHEATS. 208 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:10,343 NOW, OKAY -- >> VERY GOOD, ROOTS. NAILED IT. 209 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,412 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR THE NEXT ONE 210 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:23,256 ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY * * 211 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,526 >> Jimmy: I GOT IT [ BUZZER ] "I RAN" BY FLOCK OF SEAGULLS 212 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:33,199 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND I RAN 213 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:39,439 I RAN SO FAR AWA YOU PUT YOUR BANANA DOWN * [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,909 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO NEXT SONG. 215 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,111 >> I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CAME ON THIS SHOW TO PROMOTE MY NEW SONG 216 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:49,249 WHAT IS THIS WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME DO THESE STUPID GAMES 217 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:52,318 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TIME FOR THE NEXT SONG 218 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,721 ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY TO PLAY THE NEXT SONG >> THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE 219 00:15:54,721 --> 00:16:01,628 EVER DONE. * [ BUZZER ] 220 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,798 >> Jimmy: IS IT "GET LUCKY"? >> NO. [ SAD TUBA ] 221 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:11,137 >> OH! THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC WIN FOR THE DIRTY BANANA 222 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,540 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ DINGS THANK YOU! 223 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:20,747 >> Questlove: "SEVEN YEARS." * * MOMMA TOLD ME * 224 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,683 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO GUYS, WE ARE READY FOR THE NEXT 225 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:29,055 ONE. THIS IS LAST SONG RIGHT HERE THIS IS FOR THE WIN. 226 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:32,692 >> OH, THANK GOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHOEVER GETS THIS 227 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:36,162 SONG GETS ALL OF THE POINTS. I HOPE IT'S ME BECAUSE I STILL WANT TO SEE -- 228 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:42,502 HERE WE GO HERE WE GO GO FOR IT, ROOTS 229 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:48,074 * * >> Jimmy: DON'T LET IT TRICK 230 00:16:48,074 --> 00:17:03,056 YOU, BLAKE * [ BUZZER ] 231 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,426 "ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS"! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 232 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:19,039 [ DINGS MY THANKS TO THE ROOTS AND BLAKE SHELTON. 233 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,674 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING MORE WITH BLAKE WHEN WE COME 234 00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:41,961 BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 235 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,597 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A COUNTRY MUSIC SUPERSTAR WHOSE NEW ALBUM "BODY LANGUAGE 236 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:49,502 (DELUXE)," IS OUT TOMORROW HE'S ALSO A GREAT COACH ON "THE VOICE," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS AND 237 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:53,106 TUESDAYS AT 8:00 PM ON NBC PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND ONLY, BLAKE SHELTON. 238 00:17:53,106 --> 00:18:04,584 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BLAKE! 239 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,320 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AND THANK YOU FOR PLAYING A GAME 240 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,924 BECAUSE I JUST -- WE SAW EACH OTHER RECENTLY, IN PERSON. >> YEAH. 241 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,227 >> Jimmy: YOU HELPED ME OUT ON MY SHOW, "THAT'S MY JAM," AND WE PLAYED SOME GAMES 242 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,862 AND I JUST KNOW -- YOU HAD FUN, RIGHT? >> OH, YEAH, AND NOW YOU'RE 243 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:22,535 HELPING ME OUT BY HAVING ME PLAY MORE OF YOUR GAMES. [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:26,673 ON THE SHOW. THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITIES [ LAUGHTER ] 245 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:32,245 >> Jimmy: I -- I WILL SAY, YOU WERE A GOOD SPORT ON THE SHOW, AND I APPRECIATE YOU DOING IT. 246 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,214 ALTHOUGH, I THINK YOU DO HAVE TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS 247 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:38,818 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU -- [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,654 YOU DIDN'T REALLY KNOW THAT. BUT I'M ASSUMING YOU MUST HAVE RUN INTO EACH OTHER IN 249 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:46,359 NASHVILLE, OR SOMETHING. >> LOOK, LISTEN TO ME, THERE IS TAYLOR SWIFT -- THERE'S THE 250 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:55,068 COUNTRY TAYLOR SWIFT, WHICH I KNOW SOME OF THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 251 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,937 >> I'M NOT AS FAMILIAR WITH THE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT 2.0, WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, THE POP VERSION. 252 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:03,043 YOU KNOW I'M STILL -- I'M STILL STUCK WHEN SHE WAS DOING HER COUNTRY 253 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:06,346 RECORDS. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU THINK YOU -- 254 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:12,052 >> YOU DON'T DO ANY COUNTRY MUSIC ON "THAT'S MY JAM," BY THE WAY. 255 00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:14,020 BECAUSE YOU HAD ARIANA THERE, AND SO YOU WERE TOTALLY SUCKING UP TO ARIANA AND TRYING THROW 256 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,557 MUSIC AT HER THAT YOU THOUGHT SHE WOULD GUESS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE, >> 257 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:24,397 AND LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, THAT KELLY CLARKSON IS SUCH A NERD THAT SHE KNOWS EVERY SONG ON 258 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:28,234 THE PLANET, BECAUSE SHE SINGS A DIFFERENT SONG ON HER SHOW EVERY DAY. 259 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:31,705 SO SHE KNOWS EVERY WORD TO EVERY SONG >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT ALSO I KNOW 260 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:38,278 BY TALKING TO YOU, YOU'RE LIKE A MUSICAL ENCYCLOPEDIA I COULD NAME A SONG AND YOU 261 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:41,448 COULD TELL ME WHO SINGS IT LIKE, WHO SINGS "THE PINA COLADA SONG? 262 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:48,555 >> RUPERT HOLMES >> Jimmy: HOW THE HECK COULD YOU KNOW THAT? 263 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:52,258 >> WELL I JUST HAPPENED TO KNOW THAT ONE THAT WAS A LUCKY GUESS 264 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:55,328 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE FANTASTIC SO I FIGURED -- SO WHEN WE WERE 265 00:19:55,328 --> 00:20:00,133 PLAYING THE GAME, I HAD YOU SING THE THEME FROM "THE GOLDEN GIRLS. 266 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:03,203 I THOUGHT THAT WAS - >> I DID I FELT LIKE I DID A GOOD JOB ON 267 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,039 THAT, BY THE WAY >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT >> I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO -- I 268 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,241 DON'T WANT TO BRAG >> Jimmy: TOO LATE IT'S TOO LATE, YOU ALREADY 269 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,210 BRAGGED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH 270 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,644 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE NEW ALBUM. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "BODY 271 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:17,083 LANGUAGE (DELUXE). BUT FIRST, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR WEDDING 272 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,353 LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE, RIGHT HERE 273 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:25,291 LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE 274 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,895 >> YOU KNOW, GWEN AND I AGREED THAT WE LIKE TO TAKE OUR PUBLICITY STUNTS ALL THE WAY 275 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:35,001 [ LAUGHTER ] SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD GO AHEAD AND JUST SEAL THE DEAL 276 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:41,908 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? IT LOOKED GREAT. 277 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,177 I JUST THOUGHT IT WASA BEAUTIFUL -- EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN AND THINGS -- I MEAN, I 278 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,046 DIDN'T EVEN HEAR FROM YOU OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW, PERSONALLY, AND SAY, "HEY, JIMMY, WHAT ARE 279 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:47,347 YOU DOING, YOU ARE BUSY THIS WEEK?" [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:51,284 YOU KNOW WHAT, LOOK, NOT MUCH PLANNING WENT INTO IT. I UNDERSTAND 281 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:54,454 WHO PUTS PLANNING INTO A A WEDDING, YOU KNOW? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 282 00:20:54,454 --> 00:21:03,096 ANYWAY, I JUST REMEMBER NOT BEING INVITED AND I GO - [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:06,166 >> WE ONLY HAD ONE FOR ONE NBC HOST AT THE WEDDING, SO WE HAD CARSON 284 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:10,870 >> >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAD -- CARSON DALY WAS THERE. THAT'S TRUE, YEAH. 285 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,505 BUT I'VE KNOWN YOU AND GWENN FOR A LONG TIME, AND I JUST FIGURED, YOU KNOW. 286 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,674 I DIDN'T FIGURE ANYTHING, REALLY, YOU KNOW I WAS JUST SITTING AT HOME 287 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:18,178 TRYING TO, LIKE, SEE -- READ ON TWITTER HOW THE WEDDING IS GOING. 288 00:21:18,178 --> 00:21:26,820 [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, IT SEEMED LIKE A BLAST [ LAUGHTER ] 289 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:30,223 DID YOU SAVE ME A PIECE OF CAKE OR ANYTHING? I MEAN, MAYBE THAT, YOU SENT - 290 00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:32,392 PLEASE DON'T SEND ME THAT BANANA >> YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE 291 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,160 ME FEEL LIKE SUPER DAVE OSBORNE DO YOU REMEMBER SUPER 292 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,763 DAVE OSBORNE >> Jimmy: I DO NOT I DO NOT 293 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,499 I DO NOT >> YOU DO THAT EVERY TIME. WE TALKED ABOUT THIS LAST TIME 294 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,235 >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T. >> AND THEN, I END UP COMING ACROSS AS THE GRUMPY GUY 295 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,738 TRYING TO BE FESTIVE, WEARING A SANTA HAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:48,141 AND THEN YOU JUST KICK ME IN THE NUTS OVER AND OVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,543 >> Jimmy: HOW YOU COULD BE MAD AT -- HOW YOU COULD BE MAD AT THIS LITTLE GUY? 298 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:55,148 LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY. AW [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 299 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,618 LOOK, THAT'S YOU AND GWEN. >> THAT'S BACK WHEN GWEN AND I USED TO BE BROTHER AND SISTER. 300 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:06,626 [ LAUGHTER ] WAY BACK IN THE DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:14,067 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> YOU KNOW, THAT WAS YEARS AGO. 302 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:20,173 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE 303 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:23,677 WHEN YOU DID YOUR OWN VOWS FOR THE WEDDING -- >> YEAH. 304 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,613 >> Jimmy: YOU SURPRISED GWEN AND YOU ACTUALLY SANG YOUR VOWS 305 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:31,084 IS THAT CORRECT? >> I DID WELL, CARSON TOLD ME THAT -- HE 306 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:36,790 TOLD BOTH OF US THAT HE EXPECTED US TO WRITE OUR VOWS FOR THE WEDDING AND -- WHICH IS 307 00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:42,295 A LOT OF PRESSURE. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, AS EASY AS IT IS FOR GWEN AND I TO GET UP 308 00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:52,972 AND SING, YOU KNOW, TO, LIKE, WRITE SOMETHING DOWN AND SAY IT IS REALLY AWKWARD. 309 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,641 AND SO I JUST COPPED OUT AND WENT AHEAD AND WROTE SOMETHING DOWN THAT I COULD SING 310 00:22:54,641 --> 00:23:01,147 AND I WROTE THIS SONG. I WROTE IT WITH A BUDDY NAMED CRAIG WISEMAN ACTUALLY, AND 311 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:04,884 IT'S ON THIS ALBUM THAT COMES OUT. IT COMES OUT TOMORROW, I THINK 312 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,387 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> WHEN DOES THIS AIR? DOES THIS AIR TONIGHT? 313 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:11,858 ARE WE LIVE? >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN MY SHOW AIRS 314 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,526 YEAH, IT'S ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." AT THIS POINT, YOUR ALBUM IS 315 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,896 OUT. IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT >> YOU COME ON AFTER - 316 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,533 WHO DO YOU COME ON AFTER [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S 317 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:25,638 MIDNIGHT OR -- >> Jimmy: IT IS NOW MIDNIGHT IT'S NOW MIDNIGHT. 318 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,808 IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT, AND THIS ALBUM IS OUT "BODY LANGUAGE (DELUXE)" IS OUT 319 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,444 RIGHT NOW. THIS IS OUT. IT'S AVAILABLE 320 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:36,683 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU COULD GET THE SONG "WE CAN REACH THE STARS. 321 00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:38,885 >> THAT'S THE SONG THAT'S THE SONG I WROTE FOR GWEN STEFANI 322 00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,287 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> MY WIFE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 323 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:46,726 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> I HEAR THE MIXED REACTION THERE IN THE STUDIO AUDIENCE 324 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:50,463 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, THERE WAS A FEW GASPS. >> Jimmy: WELL, I'M A LITTLE 325 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,833 BUMMED OUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT -- WHICH ONE DID YOU WRITE FOR ME 326 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:57,671 WAS IT "MONDAY MORNING MISSING YOU" [ LAUGHTER ] 327 00:23:57,671 --> 00:24:02,909 OR WAS IT "CORN" >> NO. >> Jimmy: WAS IT "CORN"? 328 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,111 >> NO, BUT - >> Jimmy: DON'T YOU -- PLEASE DON'T BRING THAT -- NO, OH MY 329 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,047 GOD. PLEASE DON'T BRING OUT THAT BANANA 330 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:09,249 >> I'M REALLY INSPIRED BY THIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GET RID OF THAT 331 00:24:09,249 --> 00:24:14,521 STUPID THING >> I'M REALLY INSPIRED BY THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 332 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,923 I THINK WE SHOULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 333 00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,324 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "THE VOICE" WHEN WE COME BACK 334 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:19,759 ALL RIGHT, MORE WITH BLAKE SHELTON, EVERYBODY, WHEN WE COME BACK 335 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:40,547 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 336 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:47,454 EVERYBODY. BLAKE SHELTON IS JOINING US. HERE'S HIS NEW RECORD, "BODY 337 00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:49,956 LANGUAGE (DELUXE)," OUT NOW. RIGHT NOW, IT IS AVAILABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 338 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,125 AS OFFICIALLY -- OFFICIALLY TONIGHT IT IS AVAILABLE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 339 00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:55,528 "THE VOICE." BUT I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS SEASON 340 00:24:55,528 --> 00:25:00,433 AND, MAN, YOU'RE JUST -- YOU'RE JUST GREAT AT THIS YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS JOB 341 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:05,372 I MEAN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A GOOD SINGER AND ALL THAT. BUT, I MEAN, YOU DO THIS THING 342 00:25:05,372 --> 00:25:08,108 AND YOU GO, "OH, MAYBE IT'LL BE GOOD." YOU'VE BEEN ON IT FOR, LIKE, 343 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:11,478 20 YEARS NOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND -- 344 00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:13,446 BUT, I MEAN, YOU'RE FANTASTIC AT IT. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE GOOD 345 00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:16,416 FEEDBACK YOU'RE FUNNY BUT YOU HAVE A GOOD EAR AND 346 00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:22,422 A GOOD -- FOR MUSIC. AND A GOOD EYE FOR MUSIC AND YOU GO, "NO, THIS -- HERE'S 347 00:25:22,422 --> 00:25:25,158 WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH THIS." AND I THINK -- WEIRDLY, I THINK YOU MIGHT WIN 348 00:25:25,158 --> 00:25:27,327 IT AGAIN THIS YEAR >> DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT? HONESTLY, YOU THINK THAT 349 00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:33,566 YOU SAID IT. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 350 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:40,340 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU WERE REALLY BUILDING ME UP THERE. AND I WAS WAITING FOR -- 351 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:42,308 BECAUSE YOU AND I DON'T REALLY TRUST EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: YEAH 352 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:44,277 >> AND SO I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO -- FOR THE THE BACKHAND TO COME IN. 353 00:25:44,277 --> 00:25:46,680 BUT YOU DO REALLY MEAN THAT? >> Jimmy: NO, I THINK KELLY IS GOING TO WIN THIS YEAR 354 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,649 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU'RE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT SO I JUST FIGURED, WELL, YOU 355 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:55,655 KNOW BUT I -- I DO LIKE -- I LIKE -- KELLY'S BAND'S PRETTY GOOD 356 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:59,592 ANYWAYS -- >> SHE DOES HAVE A GREAT BAND. UH, GIRL NAMED TOM IS THE NAME 357 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,661 OF THEM. >> Jimmy: GIRL NAMED TOM IS THE NAME OF THE BAND 358 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:05,365 I THINK THEY'RE FANTASTIC. >> NAME OF THE BAND, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE NAME OF THE 359 00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:07,901 BAND YEAH >> BUT THE ONLY THING -- THE 360 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:12,272 ONLY THING I WORRY ABOUT WITH THAT PARTICULAR GROUP, IS THEY'RE ON KELLY'S TEAM. 361 00:26:12,272 --> 00:26:17,510 AND, YOU KNOW, WHILE KELLY IS A GREAT PERSON AND AN INCREDIBLE ARTIST AND A GREAT 362 00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:19,245 TALK SHOW HOST, SHE IS HANDS DOWN THE WORST COACH WE'VE EVER HAD ON "THE VOICE" IN THE 363 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:24,951 21 SEASONS WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:29,055 THE WORST COACH WE'VE EVER HAD >> Jimmy: OUT OF EVERYONE -- YEAH 365 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:32,692 MORE THAN ADAM >> SHE IS THE SECOND WORST COACH THAT WE HAVE EVER HAD ON 366 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:41,468 THIS SHOW FOR SURE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WITHOUT QUESTION 367 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:44,838 >> Jimmy: HOW IS -- HOW IS OUR PAL? HOW IS ARIANA GRANDE DOING OVER 368 00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:49,743 THERE? HOW IS SHE FITTING IN? >> SHE'S -- YOU KNOW WHAT? 369 00:26:49,743 --> 00:26:53,713 SHE'S A LITTLE SHAKY, HONESTLY SHE'S HAVING A TOUGH TIME, YOU KNOW, EMOTIONALLY WITH THIS 370 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:57,617 THING. SHE -- IT'S LIKE - I HAVE TO TELL HER AFTER EVERY 371 00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:01,788 EPISODE -- IF SHE HAS SOMEBODY GO HOME, IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, "THEY 372 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,656 DIDN'T -- THEY DIDN'T SEND THEM TO, LIKE, THE ALLIGATOR PIT OR SOMETHING, ARIANA. 373 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,359 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE GOING TO DO FINE 374 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,895 >> YOU KNOW, SHE'S, LIKE, CRYING AND SOBBING >> Jimmy: THEY'RE GOING TO DO 375 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,497 WELL >> I DON'T THINK -- PEOPLE SEE HER CRY ON TV, BUT YOU CAN'T 376 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:19,372 IMAGINE WHEN THE CAMERA GOES OFF. SHE ACTUALLY - 377 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:23,043 >> Jimmy: BLAKE, I THINK YOU'RE BEING -- >> -- FALLS APART, YOU KNOW. 378 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:25,612 >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE BACK I THINK YOU'RE BEING ROBBED. 379 00:27:25,612 --> 00:27:27,480 BLAKE? >> OH, THIS IS LIKE A NEWS STUDIO HERE, MAN 380 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,783 WE GOT - THERE'S STUFF HAPPENING. THERE'S MUSIC BEING MADE ALL 381 00:27:29,783 --> 00:27:31,851 OVER THE PLACE, MAN. IT'S LIKE -- >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMEONE 382 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,386 LOOKING -- SOMEONE IS PEEKING IN BEHIND YOU. 383 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:35,355 >> THIS IS LIKE NBC NEWS BACK HERE WHAT IS IT 384 00:27:35,355 --> 00:27:37,323 WHAT DO YOU SEE? >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A -- SOMEONE WALKING BACK THERE 385 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,392 >> WAS IT GWEN I BET IT WAS GWEN WENT WALKING BY 386 00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:43,763 YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK THAT IS GWEN 387 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:50,203 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, THAT IS GWEN. >> Jimmy: SHE'S DANCING BEHIND 388 00:27:50,203 --> 00:27:52,072 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S JUST DANCING 389 00:27:52,072 --> 00:27:54,240 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S GWEN STEFANI SHE'S A NORMAL - 390 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,608 IT'S AMAZING IT'S ALMOST AS IF SHE'S A REGULAR HUMAN BEING BACK 391 00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:57,477 THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOK, I WANT TO SHOW 392 00:27:57,477 --> 00:28:05,285 A CLIP AND I'M ALWAYS HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 393 00:28:05,285 --> 00:28:06,920 AND I KNOW WE JOKE AROUND WITH EACH OTHER BUT MAN, YOU'RE ONE OF THE 394 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,755 NICEST GUYS, AND I REALLY AM LUCKY TO KNOW YOU. I WANT TO -- 395 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,424 >> I LOVE YOU, AND I'M GLAD YOUR FINGER'S BETTER >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY 396 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:15,128 YEAH, IT IS MUCH BETTER. NOW WE CAN ACTUALLY FIGHT. I WANT TO SHOW - 397 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:17,030 TAKE A LOOK AT PAST MONDAY'S LIVE EPISODE OF "THE VOICE." CHECK IT OUT 398 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:17,063 LIVE EPISODE OF "THE VOICE." CHECK IT OUT 399 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,165 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I LOVE WHAT JOHN SAID ABOUT 400 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:28,575 THE RESTRAINT. BECAUSE THAT'S SUCH A CLASSIC COUNTRY SONG, AND WE ALL KNOW 401 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:30,543 THE THINGS YOU COULD HAVE DONE WITH IT, WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL TOO 402 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:33,613 BUT THE FACT THAT YOU HONORED THE ORIGINAL, AND YOU JUST LAID IT DOWN AND LET THE STORY BE 403 00:28:33,613 --> 00:28:37,417 WHAT IT IS -- INCREDIBLE JOB AND BY THE WAY, AMERICA, I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER EXAMPLE OF 404 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:42,689 STRENGTH AND PERSEVERANCE AND FEARLESSNESS STANDING ON THIS STAGE. 405 00:28:42,689 --> 00:28:46,393 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT LOSING FOCUS OF WHAT YOU CAME HERE TO DO, WHICH IS TO 406 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:51,064 WIN THIS THING WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THE FINALE, WENDY. 407 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:54,367 COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, BLAKE SHELTON, 408 00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:59,072 EVERYBODY. "THE VOICE" AIRS MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC 409 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:03,677 AND "BODY LANGUAGE (DELUXE)" IS OUT RIGHT NOW. ANA GASTEYER, RACHEL DRATCH 410 00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:06,179 JOIN US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * 411 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:21,628 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE TWO VERY, VERY FUNNY 412 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:27,033 PERFORMERS THEY WROTE, EXECUTIVE PRODUCED AND STAR IN THE NEW MOVIE "A 413 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:31,037 CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS", WHICH PREMIERES THIS SATURDAY AT 7:00PM ON COMEDY CENTRAL 414 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:34,441 GOSH, IT'S FUNNY EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH 415 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:34,474 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH 416 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,445 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 417 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:55,462 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 418 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:01,735 >> Jimmy: WOW! 419 00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:07,440 COME ON, THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE, RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 420 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,843 ANA GASTEYER, RACHEL DRATCH. >> HELLO >> JIMMY 421 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:11,678 >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE FANTASTIC. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU 422 00:30:11,678 --> 00:30:14,647 I MISSED YOU >> MISSED YOU TOO. >> WE MISSED YOU TOO, JIMMY. 423 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:20,887 [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'VE 424 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,622 KNOWN EACH OTHER 20 YEARS? >> OH, MY GOD. >> SO LONG 425 00:30:22,622 --> 00:30:30,230 >> Jimmy: THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? >> MORE THAN THAT, BECAUSE FRANCIS IS 19 AND SHE WAS BORN 426 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:31,798 WHEN I LEFT SATURDAY NIGHT SO WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 20 - 427 00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:34,200 >> Jimmy: OVER 20 YEARS? >> MAYBE 24. >> OH, MY LORD 428 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,270 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE THE KIDS HOW ARE THE KIDS >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD 429 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:39,572 >> EVERYONE IS GREAT >> Jimmy: DO THEY WATCH YOU? I MEAN, THEY'RE AT THE AGE THEY 430 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:43,943 KNOW YOUR WORK >> SO FRANCIS IS OVER IT BECAUSE HE'S IN COLLEGE. 431 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:47,747 HE'S JUST OFFICIALLY EMBARRASSED BY ME. >> Jimmy: SHE'S IN COLLEGE 432 00:30:47,747 --> 00:30:49,949 >> YEAH, SHE'S IN COLLEGE. MY 13-YEAR-OLD LOVES "SHWEATTY BALLS," OBVIOUSLY. 433 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,685 >> Jimmy: AS WE ALL DO, OF COURSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 434 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:54,988 >> NOT BECAUSE OF THAT >> Jimmy: AN AMERICAN CLASSIC. >> NOT BECAUSE OF THAT 435 00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:57,457 BECAUSE OF THE CONTENT >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> BUT THEN, SO WE WERE 436 00:30:57,457 --> 00:30:59,259 WATCHING A CHRISTMAS SHOW THE OTHER DAY, BECAUSE IT CAME ON. YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE CHRISTMAS 437 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:02,395 SPECIAL THEY DO ON SNL THING AND I WAS ACTUALLY -- WE WERE AT A HOTEL, WE WERE DOWN FOR 438 00:31:02,395 --> 00:31:08,635 THANKSGIVING AND "TOPLESS CHRISTMAS" CAME ON 439 00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:11,905 >> Jimmy: MARTHA STEWART "TOPPLESS CHRISTMAS. >> MARTHA STEWART "TOPLESS 440 00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:13,673 CHRISTMAS. >> MARTHA STEWART'S "TOPLESS CHRISTMAS. 441 00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:15,542 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU PLAYED MARTHA STEWART 442 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,510 >> YEAH, AND THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME THAT HE WAS ASHAMED. 443 00:31:17,510 --> 00:31:19,913 [ LAUGHTER ] HE TURNED LIKE THE MOST AMAZING COLOR OF RED AND HE DOESN'T 444 00:31:19,913 --> 00:31:25,785 BLUSH EASILY, SO >> Jimmy: GOSH, THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD BIT 445 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:28,088 ANA, YOU HAVE A NEW SHOW ON NBC. >> I DO. 446 00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:30,824 >> Jimmy: DEBUTING ON MONDAY >> IS IT ON MONDAY, DECEMBER 13th 447 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:32,592 >> IS IT ON MONDAY >> Jimmy: YEAH MONDAY-ISH 448 00:31:32,592 --> 00:31:35,528 >> DECEMBER 13th [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT A LONG PAUSE. 449 00:31:35,528 --> 00:31:37,931 IT'S ON MONDAY IS IT? >> IT'S MONDAY - 450 00:31:37,931 --> 00:31:40,567 >> Jimmy: MONDAY, DECEMBER - >> AFTER THIS MONDAY >> Jimmy: NOT THIS MONDAY. 451 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:43,303 IT'S MONDAY, DECEMBER 13th >> DECEMBER 13th >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 452 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,372 THAT'S WHEN IT COMES OUT >> IT IS AFTER "THE VOICE. >> Jimmy: "AMERICAN AUTO." 453 00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:46,973 >> BLAKE SHELTON'S "THE VOICE. >> Jimmy: IT'S AFTER "THE VOICE. 454 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,309 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD LEAD IN. >> THEY'RE DOING A SNEAK PEEK 455 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:50,777 OF THE FIRST TWO EPISODES AND THEN IT STARTS AIRING FOR REAL IN JANUARY 456 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:52,012 AND IT'S SET, IT'S JUSTIN SPITZER WHO CREATED "SUPERSTORE. 457 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:53,880 IT'S HIS NEW SHOW, IT IS AN OFFICE COMEDY. NBC, YOU KNOW, THEY LOVE A HALF 458 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,817 HOUR OFFICE-ORRIENTED COMEDY, WORKPLACE COMEDY AND IT'S SET IN THE AUTOMOTIVE 459 00:31:57,817 --> 00:32:03,957 INDUSTRY AND I PLAY THE NEW FEMALE CEO. I COME FROM BIG PHARMA, I GOT 460 00:32:03,957 --> 00:32:05,892 QUESTIONABLE MORALS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 461 00:32:05,892 --> 00:32:08,528 CARS >> Jimmy: PERFECT PLACE TO WORK THEN 462 00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:11,264 YEAH, WHY NOT. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO THAT IS IT. 463 00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:13,667 THAT IS IT IN A NUTSHELL IT'S REALLY FUN. IT'S A GREAT SHOW. 464 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:17,604 I'M REAL EXCITED ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: AND LET'S TALK ABOUT "CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS. 465 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:20,240 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, ALREADY I WAS LAUGHING AT THE TRAILER. 466 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,642 AND THEN I GO, OH, MY GOD I HAVE TO WATCH THIS I LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES 467 00:32:22,642 --> 00:32:26,680 I LOVE LIFETIME MOVIES I'M HONEST I LOVE THEM. 468 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,882 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THEY'RE THE BEST. 469 00:32:28,882 --> 00:32:30,417 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS I JUST LOVE IT 470 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:34,554 I GO "OH, MY GOSH, WHY HAS NO ONE SPOOFED THIS?" AND YOU CRUSHED IT 471 00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:37,090 >> AND THAT'S WHAT WE'VE DONE. >> Jimmy: NOW WHERE DID YOU -- YEAH 472 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:40,093 >> SO JIMMY, LET ME TELL YOU [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A PARODY OF 473 00:32:40,093 --> 00:32:43,863 A HALLMARK/LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE. MADE FOR TV HOLIDAY MOVIE. 474 00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:45,732 >> WE JUST WANTED TO -- YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU SAID, WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AN AREA THAT IS RIPE 475 00:32:45,732 --> 00:32:50,837 FOR PARODY >> AND WE ENJOY AN AIRPLANE STYLE SPOOF. 476 00:32:50,837 --> 00:32:55,208 WE ENJOY THE WORD SPOOF. >> SORT OF OUR MODEL WAS THE MOVIE "AIRPLANE. 477 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,310 IF YOU APPLIED THAT TO THIS GENRE. >> AND WE COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT 478 00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:59,646 NO ONE HAD DONE IT AND LIKE YOU, WE WATCHED THOUSANDS OF THEM AND THEY ALL 479 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:03,049 PRETTY MUCH HAVE THE SAME PLOT SO IT SEEMED PRETTY EASY TO, YOU KNOW 480 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:04,718 >> SO WE PICKED THE PLOT THAT WE'VE SEEN THE MOST WHICH IS LIKE, YOU KNOW, BIG TIME -- 481 00:33:04,718 --> 00:33:10,190 LIKE EXECUTIVE WOMAN IN THE BIG CITY WHO HAS NO TIME FOR LOVE OR CHRISTMAS 482 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,292 >> OR CHRISTMAS. >> GETS SENT BY HER BUSINESS TO A SMALL TOWN, WHERE SHE MEETS 483 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:17,530 A, LIKE, INSERT SMALL TOWN PROFESSION HERE. >> CRAFTS PERSON, A CRAFTSMAN. 484 00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:22,669 >> LUMBERJACK, TOYMAKER, WHAT HAVE YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 485 00:33:22,669 --> 00:33:24,170 AND THEN AT FIRST -- AND SHE'S JUST THERE TO TAKE OVER A QUAINT BUSINESS. 486 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,605 >> AND RUIN IT AND TURN IT INTO A BED, BATH AND BEYOND 487 00:33:25,605 --> 00:33:27,240 >> AND AT FIRST, THEY DON'T GET ALONG. THEY BUTT HEADS. 488 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,275 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND GUESS WHAT, I WONDER IF 489 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:30,977 SHE'S GOING TO FIND LOVE AND THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. >> SHE MIGHT 490 00:33:30,977 --> 00:33:33,913 SHE MIGHT FIND THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. >> SHE MIGHT FIND IT 491 00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:35,915 WE DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE ENDING >> WE DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT, 492 00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:38,084 BUT IT DOES HAPPEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YEAH 493 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,953 >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE BEST WAY ANYBODY HAS EVER SUMMED UP ANY PROJECT THAT THEY'VE COME ON 494 00:33:39,953 --> 00:33:41,988 THE SHOW TO TALK ABOUT >> AND THERE'S ALSO A STRAY DOG. 495 00:33:41,988 --> 00:33:44,124 WE THREW IN EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN. >> EVERY TROPE THAT YOU COULD 496 00:33:44,124 --> 00:33:46,926 THINK OF, WE TRIED THROWING IN [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> A LOT OF COCOA. 497 00:33:46,926 --> 00:33:50,864 >> LOTS OF HOT CHOCOLATE >> AND A QUESTIONABLY GAY PLATONIC FRIEND. 498 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,366 [ LAUGHTER ] WE THREW IN WHATEVER WE COULD THROW IN THERE 499 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:56,536 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> IT'S ALL THERE. >> AND WE NATURALLY PLAY THE 500 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:59,806 SPINSTERS, THE OLD SPINSTERS WHO RUN THE INN. >> SO WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT WHAT 501 00:33:59,806 --> 00:34:04,310 WE MIGHT DO IN THIS MOVIE, IT WASN'T EVEN A DISCUSSION LIKE, ONE OF US JUST SAID, "AND 502 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,046 WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THE OLD SPINSTERS THAT RUN THE INN, RIGHT? 503 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:10,417 LIKE YEAH, OF COURSE BECAUSE WE WANTED TO PUT ON GRAY BUNS. 504 00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:15,221 >> WE HAVE OUR PARTY CITY BUNS >> YEAH, PARTY CITY HAIRDOS. >> BECAUSE THE THING IS, IN 505 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,057 THESE WORLDS, IN THE HALLMARK AND LIFETIME WORLD, AS YOU KNOW, YOU'RE EITHER AN INGENUE, 506 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:22,762 OR ELIGIBLE FOR BREEDING OR YOU'RE MRS. CLAUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 507 00:34:22,762 --> 00:34:25,298 THERE IS NO -- >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKED, THE SONGS 508 00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:28,335 THE ACTUAL HOLIDAY SONGS, THE CHRISTMAS SONGS IN THIS. >> SO YOU'RE -- IF YOU'RE 509 00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:32,172 A STUDENT OF THESE FILMS, THEY'RE MADE FOR $15 IN VANCOUVER IN JULY. 510 00:34:32,172 --> 00:34:35,775 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND THAT'S WHERE WE SHOT IT >> THAT'S WHERE WE SHOT. 511 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:38,511 AND THAT'S WHERE WE SHOT IT. AND THERE IS CHRISTMAS IN EVERY FRAME. 512 00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:40,714 AND IT'S LIKE A MACHINE THAT JUST LIKE, CHURNS OUT THESE AMAZING HOLIDAY PARODIES 513 00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:42,549 >> Jimmy: AND PRODUCT PLACEMENT. >> PRODUCT PLACEMENT 514 00:34:42,549 --> 00:34:45,352 WE HAVE PRODUCT PLACEMENT. >> BUT YOU CAN'T DO REAL - THERE IS A LOT OF MOVIES THAT 515 00:34:45,352 --> 00:34:47,253 THEY WANT TO START WITH "JINGLE BELL ROCK," BUT THEY CAN'T AFFORD THE RIGHTS. 516 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:51,524 SO IT SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE "JINGLE BELL ROCK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 517 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:56,229 SO WE WROTE SONGS LIKE "JANGLE BALL SHAKE." >> YEAH, "JANGLE BALL SHAKE. 518 00:34:56,229 --> 00:34:59,299 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND INSTEAD OF "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS FOR YOU" - 519 00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:01,267 >> SUNG BY MARIAH CAREY. >> IT'S "ALL I HAVE FOR CHRISTMAS IS FRUIT" BY 520 00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:06,706 SHANIAH GARY [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S CLOSE. 521 00:35:06,706 --> 00:35:08,675 PEOPLE OVER EAT AROUND THAT TIME OF THE YEAR SO IT IS A NICE MESSAGE 522 00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:10,810 >> IT'S JUST IN THE BACKGROUND IT IS NOT A THEME IN THE MOVIE >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN, YES, IT'S 523 00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:12,412 GREAT. ANYWAYS, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE 524 00:35:12,412 --> 00:35:14,247 THIS IS ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH IN "A CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS." 525 00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:15,415 CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 526 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:21,354 I'M NOT JUST HERE FOR THE UP 527 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:24,657 COMING BONFIRE FEST. AS LOVELY AS IT SEEMS. >> LET ME GUESS. 528 00:35:24,657 --> 00:35:27,694 YOU CAME TO GET AWAY FROM THE BREAKNECK PACE OF YOUR LIFE AS AN EXECUTIVE IN THE CITY 529 00:35:27,694 --> 00:35:30,063 >> NO. >> I AM -- >> GOT FIRED 530 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:33,833 >> NO. >> WIDOWED >> NO. 531 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:35,268 >> RUNAWAY BRIDE >> NO. >> YOU INHERITED A BOOKSTORE 532 00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:37,237 HERE IN TOWN >> NO. >> YOU'RE A SINGLE MOM WHOSE 533 00:35:37,237 --> 00:35:39,072 HUSBAND HAS DITCHED OUT ON THE FAMILY AND NOW YOU'RE TO MEET UP WITH A SINGLE DAD WHOSE WIFE 534 00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:43,109 DITCHED OUT ON HIS FAMILY, SO YOU COULD BLEND BOTH FAMILIES TOGETHER BY CHRISTMAS? 535 00:35:43,109 --> 00:35:47,714 >> YOU CAME TO RUN A CHRISTMAS CHILDREN'S CHORUS AND FIND YOUR OWN VOICE IN THE PROCESS 536 00:35:47,714 --> 00:35:49,582 >> YOU HAVE AMNESIA, WANDERED INTO TOWN BY ACCIDENT AND WON'T REMEMBER YOUR IDENTITY UNTIL 537 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:55,622 CHRISTMAS MORNING? >> YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE FOR THE WINTER, BUT HE'S SECRETLY 538 00:35:55,622 --> 00:35:57,290 A PRINCE OF A SMALL SLAVIC NATION [ LAUGHTER ] 539 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:59,192 >> YOU'RE HERE TO TRACK DOWN THE OWNER OF A LOCKET YOU FOUND HIDDEN AWAY IN A CHRISTMAS 540 00:35:59,192 --> 00:36:01,494 ORNAMENT >> THAT'S LOCKED INSIDE A MUSIC BOX, >> THAT'S BEEN HIDDEN AWAY 541 00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:04,097 IN YOUR ATTIC FOR 40 YEARS >> NO. >> OH! 542 00:36:04,097 --> 00:36:08,802 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO 543 00:36:08,802 --> 00:36:11,204 IT THAT IS EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 544 00:36:11,204 --> 00:36:17,110 ANA GASTEYER AND RACHEL DRATCH "A CLUSTERFUNKE CHRISTMAS" PREMIERES THIS SATURDAY AT 7:00 545 00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:20,613 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL BLAKE SHELTON IS PERFORMING FOR US WHEN WE COME BACK 546 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:34,928 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 547 00:36:34,928 --> 00:36:40,400 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "COME BACK AS A COUNTRY BOY," FROM THE DELUXE EDITION OF HIS ALBUM, 548 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,334 "BODY LANGUAGE," ONCE AGAIN, BLAKE SHELTON. 549 00:36:46,139 --> 00:36:52,278 * * WHEN I DIE * * I WANNA COME BACK 550 00:36:52,278 --> 00:37:06,726 AS A COUNTRY BOY NO THERE AIN'T NO BETTER * * LIFE IF YOU ASK M 551 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:11,531 IF MY NECK DON'T COME OUT RED * * THEN LORD 552 00:37:11,531 --> 00:37:22,342 JUST KEEP ME DEA CAUSE A COUNTRY BOY'S * * ALL THAT I KNOW HOW TO BE 553 00:37:22,342 --> 00:37:32,185 MY BACK IS ALWAYS BREAKI MY DOGS ARE ALWAYS BARKIN * * MY MONEY HA 554 00:37:32,185 --> 00:37:35,455 TROUBLE MAKI AND MY TRUCK HAS * * TROUBLE STARTIN 555 00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:43,563 I'M UP BEFORE THE SU EITHER HAULIN HAY * * OR HUNTIN 556 00:37:43,563 --> 00:37:50,103 MY WORK AIN'T EVER DON BUT SON I WOULDN'T * * TRADE IT FOR NOTHIN 557 00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:54,174 SO WHEN I DI I WANNA COME BACK * * AS A COUNTRY BO 558 00:37:54,174 --> 00:38:03,883 NO THERE AIN'T NO BETTER LIFE IF YOU ASK ME * * IF MY NECK DON' 559 00:38:03,883 --> 00:38:06,519 COME OUT RED THEN LORD * * JUST KEEP ME DEAD 560 00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:12,425 CAUSE A COUNTRY BO IS ALL THAT I KNOW * * HOW TO BE 561 00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:14,494 YEAH IF Y'ALL AIN' IN MY DRAWL * * AND A FISH AIN' 562 00:38:14,494 --> 00:38:19,299 ON MY WALL AND THE WHISKEY * * DON'T BURN GOING DOWN 563 00:38:19,299 --> 00:38:23,336 MY FEET AIN'T IN A HOLLE AND BLUE AIN'T * * ON MY COLLA 564 00:38:23,336 --> 00:38:30,777 LEAVE MY HANK-CRANKING BEER-DRINKING ASS * * IN THE GROUND 565 00:38:30,777 --> 00:38:39,419 WHEN I DIE I WANNA COME BACK * * AS A COUNTRY BO 566 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:43,556 NO THERE AIN'T NO BETTER LIFE * * IF YOU ASK ME 567 00:38:43,556 --> 00:38:50,897 IF MY NECK DON'T COME OUT RED * * THEN LORD 568 00:38:50,897 --> 00:38:55,802 JUST KEEP ME DEA CAUSE A COUNTRY BOY'S * * ALL THAT I KNOW HOW TO BE 569 00:38:55,802 --> 00:39:11,217 * * WHEN I DIE * * I WANNA COME BACK 570 00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:18,224 AS A COUNTRY BOY LIVE OFF THIS LAND * * LIKE MY OLD MAN 571 00:39:18,224 --> 00:39:26,199 DID BEFORE M I DON'T WANNA * * BE BORN INTO MONE 572 00:39:26,199 --> 00:39:32,772 WHERE THE BOOT DON'T EVER GET MUDDY * * CAUSE A COUNTRY BOY'S 573 00:39:32,772 --> 00:39:38,244 ALL THAT I KNOW HOW TO B WHEN I DIE * * I WANNA COME BACK 574 00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:47,754 AS A COUNTRY BOY NO THERE AIN'T NO BETTER * * LIFE IF YOU ASK M 575 00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:50,590 IF MY NECK DON'T COME OUT RED * * THEN LORD 576 00:39:50,590 --> 00:39:54,527 JUST KEEP ME DEA CAUSE A COUNTRY BOY * * IS ALL THAT 577 00:39:54,527 --> 00:40:02,402 I KNOW HOW TO BE YEAH A COUNTRY BOY * * IS ALL THAT 578 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:17,350 I KNOW HOW TO BE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 579 00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:19,452 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. TYLER PERRY AND MICHAEL BUBLE 580 00:40:19,452 --> 00:40:24,124 WILL BE HERE AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM CKay. MY THANKS TO BLAKE SHELTON, 581 00:40:24,124 --> 00:40:31,031 ANA GASTEYER, RACHEL DRATCH. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 582 00:40:31,031 --> 00:40:33,533 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 583 00:40:33,533 --> 00:40:35,935 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 584 00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:47,180 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *