1 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,076 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:15,648 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:21,321 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MAYA RUDOLPH 4 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:24,491 NICHOLAS BRAUN RITA MORENO. COMEDIAN DUSTY SLAY. 5 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:33,033 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1561 6 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:38,138 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:58,825 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:04,497 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT THERE. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 9 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:07,067 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 10 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:10,203 YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 11 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:15,875 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, PFIZER AND MODERNA BOTH SAY THAT THEY'RE ALREADY 12 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:23,216 WORKING ON VACCINES FOR THE OMICRON VARIANT. WHILE JOHNSON & JOHNSON IS 13 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:30,857 CHEERING THEM ON [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, JOHNSON & JOHNSON IS 14 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:33,793 LIKE, "GUYS, I THOUGHT WE PROMISED WE'RE NOT DOING VACCINES THIS YEAR 15 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:37,564 WHY WOULD YOU EMBARRASS ME?" [ LAUGHTER ] HOW DID THEY START WORKING ON 16 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:40,633 THIS SO FAST, TOO? IT'S LIKE WHEN A TEAM WINS THE SUPER BOWL, AND THE FIRST 17 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,002 COMMERCIAL IS, "BUY YOUR BUCCANEERS CHAMPIONSHIP HAT NOW! 18 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:48,008 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, OFFICIALS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT OMICRON WAS 19 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:52,812 PRESENT IN AMSTERDAM 11 DAYS AGO. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 20 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:55,682 TOOK A WHILE TO CATCH IT BECAUSE IN AMSTERDAM THERE IS A VERY DIFFERENT MEANING TO "A 21 00:01:55,682 --> 00:02:03,223 NEW STRAIN GOING AROUND. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 22 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:08,361 CERTAIN SECTIONS OF OUR AUDIENCE GOT THAT FASTER THAN OTHERS 23 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,230 YEAH, FOLLOWING THE NEWS ON THE OMICRON VARIANT, THE CDC IS NOW SAYING THAT ALL ADULTS SHOULD 24 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:16,970 GET A BOOSTER SHOT RIGHT NOW INSTAGRAM IS LIKE, "INCOMING BOOSTER SELFIES IN 25 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:20,740 THREE, TWO, ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, TOMORROW'S 26 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:24,310 DECEMBER 1st, AND EVERYONE'S STARTING TO DECORATE FOR THE HOLIDAYS, SO THE FAA IS WARNING 27 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,746 PEOPLE NOT TO SHINE LASER LIGHT DISPLAYS INTO THE SKY. THE PILOTS ARE ACTUALLY FINE 28 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:33,386 WITH THE LASERS, IT'S THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CATS ON BOARD THAT GO NUTS 29 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:45,632 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS COOL ROOMBA UPDATED ITS LATEST 30 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:51,638 VACUUM CLEANER SO THAT THEY USE A.I. TO AVOID KNOCKING OVER CHRISTMAS TREES. 31 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,606 BUT DON'T WORRY, WITH THE NEW UPDATE, YOUR ROOMBAS WILL STILL INHALE THE TREE SKIRT UNTIL IT 32 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:59,279 BLOWS UP AND BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:02,248 IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD WHEN THE ROOMBA KEPT KNOCKING OVER THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND THEN GOING, 34 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:05,785 "HANUKKAH RULES. HANUKKAH RULES HANUKKAH RULES." 35 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:09,122 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW THAT A NEW STUDY SAID THAT BABIES START TO 36 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:14,060 DEVELOP A SENSE OF HUMOR AFTER ONE MONTH. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHEN YOUR 37 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,430 BABY IS LIKE, "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH NAPS? [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:20,934 "WHAT AM I SO TIRED FROM ALL I DID BEFORE THIS WAS SLEEP. 39 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:25,672 [ LAUGHTER ] "SOFT FOODS, WEARING DIAPERS, NAPPING BEFORE SLEEP, I'M 40 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:32,078 TURNING INTO GRANDPA." [ LAUGHTER ] I WROTE A FULL ON SEINFELD 41 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:36,883 STAND UP ACT AS A BABY, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS 42 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,487 I READ THAT THIS YEAR, IN AMERICA, 210 MILLION PACKAGES HAVE ALREADY BEEN STOLEN 43 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:45,091 [ AUDIENCE OOHS YEAH, IT TURNS OUT THOSE RING DOORBELLS WERE A LOT MORE 44 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:49,462 EFFECTIVE BEFORE EVERYONE STARTED WEARING MASKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:54,167 "TWO HUMANS? I DON'T KNOW DOES THAT HELP YOU, OFFICER? 46 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:58,004 IT WASN'T A COYOTE THAT TOOK THE PACKAGE, YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,839 FINALLY, POLICE IN GERMANY ARE LOOKING FOR BURGLARS WHO BROKE THROUGH THE WALL OF A TOY STORE 48 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:06,046 TO STEAL DOZENS OF LEGO SETS THE STORE WAS LIKE, "MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BUILT THAT WALL 49 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:13,453 WITH DUPLOS. [ LAUGHTER ] THE THIEVES GOT AWAY, BUT SAID 50 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,456 THEIR ONE REGRET WAS ROBBING THE PLACE BAREFOOT OW 51 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:20,326 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE THE GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 52 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:20,360 WE HAVE THE GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 53 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:35,909 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 54 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,777 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. A LOT OF SHOW. 55 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:42,248 WE'VE GOT TO GET IT. SHE CO-HOSTS A NEW COMPETITION SHOW WITH ANDY SAMBERG CALLED 56 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:46,319 "BAKING IT," WHICH PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON PEACOCK MAYA RUDOLPH IS JOINING US 57 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:51,991 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DON'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN 58 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:56,696 MAYA RUDOLPH PLUS, HE STARS AS COUSIN GREG IN THE HIT HBO SERIES 59 00:04:56,696 --> 00:05:02,936 "SUCCESSION. NICHOLAS BRAUN IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 60 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,638 PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW STEVEN SPIELBERG FILM "WEST SIDE STORY" IN THEATERS 61 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:12,545 DECEMBER 10th. RITA MORENO IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 62 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:16,916 A LEGEND I CAN'T WAIT AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND UP 63 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,351 FROM DUSTY SLAY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, HEY. 64 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:26,059 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, GUYS, FRITO-LAY AND I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO SOMETHING 65 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:31,765 TOGETHER I'M A BIG FAN OF THEIR PRODUCTS 66 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:35,935 IN FACT, I HAVE SO MANY SNACKS AND CHIPS AT MY HOUSE THAT IF ANYONE NEEDS ANY, JUST ASK ME. 67 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:40,840 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH THE KIDS LOVE THEM 68 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:45,078 FRANNY LOVES THE -- I GOT TO GET IT RIGHT FRANNY LOVES THE BLUE ONES 69 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:48,381 WINNIE LOVES THE RED ONES. THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL THEM, YEAH 70 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:51,551 BUT, ANYWAYS, SO THEY ASKED ME -- THEY HAD A HOLIDAY SPOT IDEA THIS YEAR, A GIANT THING. 71 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:55,622 AND I READ IT. I SAW IT I LOVED IT 72 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:57,691 I SAID, "YEAH, I WOULD LIKE TO DO THIS. IT IS DIRECTED BY DAVE MEYERS 73 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,326 WHO IS AWESOME I'VE WORKED WITH HIM KNOWN HIM FOR A WHILE. 74 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:03,496 I GOT TO SING ON IT. SO I WANT TO THANK JOEL SIMON AT J.S.M. MUSIC FOR THE 75 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:08,301 PRODUCTION IT REALLY WORKED YEAH, I MEAN, WE DID A 76 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:16,476 A THREE-HOUR SESSION JUST TO GET ONE LINE OUT BUT IT WAS -- YOU'LL SEE IT. 77 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:19,212 IT'S LIKE A MOVIE, BASICALLY IT WAS SO MUCH FUN I GOT TO ACT WITH THE CGI 78 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:26,553 DOUBLE-DIPPING MONSTER, WHICH IS REALLY JUST A GUY IN A GREEN SUIT 79 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:30,156 AND I WAS ON WIRES AT ONE POINT. >> Steve: WHOA 80 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,125 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I GO DOWN THE BANISTER, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, CAN YOU SLIDE DOWN THE 81 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,295 BANISTER." I GO, "YEAH. BUT WHEN YOU REALLY SLIDE DOWN 82 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:40,433 THE BANISTER, IT'S FAST. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN'T GET ONE WORD OUT 83 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:44,371 YOU'RE LIKE, "IT'S THE --" AND THAT'S IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:47,207 IT'S LIKE, YOU GOT TO GO DOWN. SO I GO, "I CAN'T CONTROL GRAVITY. 85 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,075 BUT I GOT TO PLAY TEN DIFFERENT CHARACTERS IT'S BIG 86 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:52,112 IT'S FUN THEY'RE SINGING, DANCING, MY WIFE AND KIDS ARE IN IT, TOO, 87 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:55,415 AT THE END >> Steve: AWW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I JUST WANT 88 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,784 TO THANK EVERYONE AT FRITO-LAY WHO HELPED MAKE IT HAPPEN. IT WAS HONESTLY, TOP TO BOTTOM, 89 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:01,187 ONE OF THE BEST EXPERIENCES I'VE EVER HAD. I LOVED IT 90 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:07,327 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT I ALSO WANTED TO MENTION SOMETHING COOL THAT FRITO-LAY 91 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:13,033 IS DOING FOR THE HOLIDAYS. TOGETHER FRITO-LAY AND PEPSICO ARE GOING TO DONATE A TOTAL OF 92 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:19,039 $1 MILLION TO TOYS FOR TOTS. HELPING EVEN MORE FAMILIES ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS 93 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:23,376 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THEY'RE ALL ABOUT THE SPIRIT OF 94 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:27,313 GIVING AND SHARING JOY AND THIS SEASON YOU CAN FIND SPECIALLY MARKED HOLIDAY 95 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,182 PACKAGES OF FRITO-LAY PRODUCTS THAT WILL BENEFIT TOYS FOR TOTS WITH EACH PURCHASE NOW THROUGH 96 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:36,389 DECEMBER 31st. CAN YOU SEE THAT THING YEAH, SEE THAT RIGHT THERE 97 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,925 YEAH, HERE'S THE BAG THIS IS WHAT I'M INTO NOW. >> Steve: CHEETOS. 98 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:44,497 >> Jimmy: CHEETOS ARE MY JAM [ LAUGHTER ] CHEETOS -- I'M A DORITO -- 99 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:46,666 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: --ANY KIND. A DORITO 100 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,735 >> Steve: COOL RANCH >> Jimmy: SMART FOOD YEAH 101 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:50,837 RUFFLES. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: LAYS 102 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:53,239 >> Steve: SURE >> Jimmy: WHATEVER IT IS >> Steve: YEAH 103 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,241 >> Jimmy: BUT, NO, RIGHT NOW >> Steve: CHEETOS. >> Jimmy: THESE ARE LIKE MAGIC 104 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,876 TO ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: SO YOU EAT ONE IT'S 105 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,346 LIKE MAGIC >> Jimmy: WELL, I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY DONE 106 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:05,051 IT'S PERFECTLY DUSTED WITH CHEETOS DUST >> Steve: JUST WITH CHEESE 107 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,553 >> Jimmy: YES, IT'S PERFECTLY -- >> Steve: DID YOU MEET 108 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:10,023 CHESTER CHEETO DURING THE COMMERCIAL >> Jimmy: I GOT TO MEET HIM. 109 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,226 >> Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 110 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:19,366 >> Steve: WHAT IS HE LIKE? >> Jimmy: HE'S CHEESY. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,234 BUT ANYWAYS, I WANT TO THANK FRITO-LAY FOR DOING THIS WITH TOYS FOR TOTS, AND FOR ALSO 112 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:25,271 GIVING EVERYONE IN OUR AUDIENCE THEIR OWN BAGS OF FRITO-LAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 113 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:29,676 * LET ME SEE IT. LET ME SEE 'EM RIGHT THERE SO 114 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,880 WE CAN GET A GOOD SHOT AT IT GIVE 'EM A GOOD SHAKE RIGHT THERE. 115 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:38,651 IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOA 116 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,220 HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW! 117 00:08:40,220 --> 00:09:01,608 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 118 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,677 TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "MISNAME THAT SONG. 119 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,278 THAT SONG. HERE WE GO 120 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:14,821 MISNAME THAT SONG * 121 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:17,891 >> Jimmy: NOW I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP, SO JOINING ME NOW IS THE CO-HOST OF THE NEW 122 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:22,696 COMPETITION SERIES, "BAKING IT," PREMIERING THIS THURSDAY ON PEACOCK 123 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:31,671 PLEASE WELCOME MAYA RUDOLPH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 124 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,840 >> Jimmy: OH, MY YOU LOOK FANTASTIC THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 125 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:40,280 I APPRECIATE IT, BUD >> HEY BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M GREAT. 126 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,917 LET ME EXPLAIN HOW THIS GAME WORKS. OKAY, IN FRONT OF EACH OF US 127 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:48,588 ARE THE INCORRECT NAMES OF A A NUMBER OF FAMOUS SONGS OKAY 128 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:52,092 ALL THESE NAMES ARE CLOSE TO THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE SONG BUT NOT QUITE RIGHT. 129 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:57,364 SO WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN, YOU'RE GOING TO READ OUT THE MESSED UP VERSION OF THAT SONG TITLE, 130 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,734 THEN THE PERSON TRIES TO GUESS THE CORRECT SONG TITLE BASED ONLY ON THAT CLUE. 131 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,036 WE HAVE TO GUESS AS MANY AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THE TIMER RUNS OUT. 132 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,740 ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE IT'S EASY. 133 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:12,445 IT'S HARD. >> Jimmy: IT'S HARD, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GOING 134 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,414 TO BE. I DON'T PLAN IT. BUT I THINK YOU'LL -- WE'LL BE 135 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:18,551 GOOD AT THIS WE'VE DONE MUSIC THINGS TOGETHER 136 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,620 >> CORRECT >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD PARTNERS. ALL RIGHT. 137 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,722 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: SINCE YOU'RE THE GUEST, YOU'RE GOING TO GUESS 138 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:25,125 FIRST. YOU'RE GOING TO GET 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, AND I'M GOING TO 139 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,193 GIVE THE CLUES I THINK WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS READY? 140 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,262 WE'LL WORK AS A TEAM HERE WE GO, BUD. >> OKAY. 141 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:32,432 WHO'S FIRST? >> Jimmy: I'LL START GOING AND SEE HOW MANY WE CAN GET. 142 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:36,903 >> OKAY, GO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 143 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:40,073 READY? >> YEP >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 144 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:45,679 OKAY A PELVIC BONES TELLS THE TRUTH >> "HIPS DON'T LIE." 145 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,647 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME 146 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:54,721 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT PARTICULARLY TAXING ON MYSELF 147 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,056 >> WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S A REALLY NEW 148 00:10:56,056 --> 00:11:02,829 SONG * >> Jimmy: NO, NOT -- NOT 149 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,099 PARTICULARLY TAXING. I'M GOING TO PASS. I'M GOING TO PASS THAT ONE 150 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,068 PASSING. GO I WOULD LIKE TO EXPERIENCE 151 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,070 RHYTHMIC MOVEMENT WITH ANOTHER HUMAN. >> "I WANNA DANCE WITH 152 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:13,106 SOMEBODY!" >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 153 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:19,446 OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. LIQUID ATOP MOVIE THEATER POPCORN. 154 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,182 >> WATER - >> Jimmy: NO WATER? 155 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:26,453 CLOSE. BUTTER >> YOU SAID LIQUID 156 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:30,824 >> Jimmy: BUTTER LIQUID ATOP MOVIE THEATER POPCORN. 157 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:34,527 BUTTER >> OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT A A TOP MOVIE THEATER CHAIN. 158 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:43,103 I SAID THE REGAL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REGAL. 159 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,338 IT IS A TOP MOVIE THEATER CHAIN. >> IT'S THE MOST PREMIER MOVIE 160 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,640 CHAIN IN ALL OF THE UNITED STATES. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME WE WERE ON 161 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,110 THE SHOW WE ALWAYS PLAY "WHAT IS THE MOST PREMIER MOVIE CHAINS?" 162 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,980 >> AND I CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THE REGAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:11:53,980 --> 00:12:00,220 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, MAYA. WE GOT TWO THERE >> I GOT PEOPLE SOCKS -- I TOLD 164 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,522 YOU I'M GREAT AT THIS GAME >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS GOOD BECAUSE TWO IS GREAT 165 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,357 TWO IS - AND AGAIN, WE'RE PARTNERS SO THIS IS BEATABLE 166 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:08,962 SO NOW IT'S MY TURN. WE'LL PUT ANOTHER 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. 167 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,464 AND WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, READ THE MISNAMED SONG TITLE AND I WILL GUESS 168 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,100 >> OKAY. ARE YOU READY? >> Jimmy: YES. 169 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:26,246 >> PLEASANT SHAKINESS. >> Jimmy: NICE - NICE - 170 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,314 >> PLEASANT SHAKINESS. PLEASANT - >> Jimmy: FUN? 171 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,949 >> SHAKINESS >> Jimmy: HIPPY SHAKE? [ LAUGHTER ] 172 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,118 RATTLE "SHAKE, RATTLE, ROLL?" PASS 173 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:37,157 >> SHAKING ASS OR ANOTHER KIND OF -- DO YOU WANT ME TO PASS >> Jimmy: YEAH, PASS 174 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:45,565 >> OKAY. TEQUILA FORWARD COCKTAIL TOWN. YOU GOT THIS 175 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:51,137 >> Jimmy: OH, "MARGARITAVILLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I APPRECIATE THE POPULAR 176 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:56,943 STYLE OF MUSIC DRIVEN BY LOUD GUITAR AND VOCALS. >> Jimmy: "I LOVE ROCK 'N' 177 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,346 ROLL." [ LAUGHTER ] >> FEMALE JELLY. 178 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:05,485 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT 179 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:10,056 >> I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU TODAY ABOUT FEMALE JELLY, THAT'S IT. 180 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,125 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO LET'S TALK ABOUT DIFFERENT 181 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:17,597 MOVIE THEATER CHAINS >> IT WAS "LADY MARMALADE. >> Jimmy: AH 182 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:22,202 "LADY MARMALADE. OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LOOK. WE'RE TIED 183 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:26,239 THAT MEANS WE'RE IN THE ZONE >> THAT MEANS WE'RE GOING FOR THE DEATH SEQUENCE 184 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,975 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE DEATH SEQUENCE, WHAT THEY CALL -- WE CHANGED THE NAME TO CALL IT THE 185 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:33,580 FUN ROUND. [ LAUGHTER ] SO FOR THIS LAST ROUND, WE'RE 186 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:38,084 GOING TO SEE HOW MANY SONGS WE CAN NAME TOGETHER. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS 187 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,220 NAMING A SONG AND THEN GUESSING I WILL START US OFF BY READING 188 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,088 THE FIRST CLUE >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 189 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:49,963 PONDER BARRIER >> SINK WALL >> Jimmy: SOMETHING -- 190 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,731 >> "WONDERWALL." >> Jimmy: YES, CORRECT [ DING ] 191 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:56,970 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YOU ARE THE ONLY THING ON MY HOLIDAY WISH LIST. 192 00:13:56,970 --> 00:14:00,473 >> Jimmy: "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU." [ DING ] 193 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:06,346 >> YES >> Jimmy: SLAP BASS ABOVE 59th STREET. 194 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,516 >> SLAP -- FUNK FUNK 195 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,153 >> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF FUNK? WHERE'S ABOVE 59th STREET? >> "UPTOWN FUNK. 196 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:18,091 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I PREFER IT IN THAT 197 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:22,862 PARTICULAR MANNER. >> Jimmy: "I WANT IT THAT WAY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 198 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,831 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS MAYA RUDOLPH RIGHT THERE. 199 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,467 WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM STICK AROUND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE MORE WITH 200 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:50,657 MAYA RUDOLPH AFTER THE BREAK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 201 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,259 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A FOUR-TIME EMMY WINNER WHO ALONG WITH ANDY SAMBERG COHOSTS 202 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:57,430 THE NEW COMPETITION SHOW, "BAKING IT," PREMIERING THIS THURSDAY ON PEACOCK. 203 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:04,537 HERE IS MAYA RUDOLPH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 204 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:09,442 HI, MY FRIEND. >> HI! >> Jimmy: HI THERE, PAL. 205 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:13,813 MAYA, WELCOME TO THE SHOW, BUD I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU THANKS FOR COMING ON 206 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:17,083 THANKS FOR PLAYING "MISNAME THAT SONG. >> IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 207 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,153 I'M SORRY I'M NOT WITH YOU I MISS YOU A LOT >> Jimmy: I DO MISS YOU. 208 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,888 YOU KNOW, I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU BEFORE I GET INTO THE INTERVIEW, BECAUSE 209 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:29,329 SINCE WE TALKED LAST, YOU WON TWO MORE EMMY AWARDS CONGRATULATIONS. 210 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,064 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * LIKE THAT'S A BIG DEAL 211 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,634 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU >> THANKS, IT WAS A REALLY -- IT WAS A REALLY BRIGHT SPOT IN 212 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:40,440 A REALLY CRAPPY YEAR >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT NOT ONLY THAT, YOU BECAME 213 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,977 THE FIRST PERSON IN 20 YEARS TO WIN TWICE CONSECUTIVELY IN THE SAME CATEGORY. 214 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:49,082 >> YEAH, THAT'S NUTS I DIDN'T KNOW THAT IF I HAD HAVE KNOWN, I WOULD 215 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,619 HAVE TRIED TO MAKE IT A HARDER RECORD TO BEAT, BUT I'LL TAKE IT 216 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,487 >> Jimmy: BUT I MEAN, THIS IS TWO YEARS IN A ROW FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" AND "BIG 217 00:15:54,487 --> 00:16:02,362 MOUTH. THEY'RE BOTH -- YOU'RE AMAZING IN BOTH, BUT I THINK HOSTING 218 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:07,734 "SNL" IS -- FIRST OF ALL, I KNOW IT'S AN HONOR TO DO THAT. BUT TO WIN AN EMMY FOR THAT, 219 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:12,405 WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE COMING AS A CAST MEMBER AND BEING IN THE FAM? 220 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:17,143 >> YOU SAID IT BEST. IT'S A COMPLETE HONOR. AND IT IS A FULL -- IT FEELS 221 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,045 LIKE A FULL CIRCLE LIFE MOMENT, YOU KNOW, THAT PLACE MEANS SO MUCH, AND IT JUST -- 222 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:31,224 LIKE NOW AS A TRUE ADULT I CAN FULLY RECOGNIZE HOW SPECIAL IT IS AND HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME 223 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:35,061 SO TO BE THERE IS JUST A GIFT AND A JOY. AND THEN IT WAS, YOU KNOW, 224 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:40,500 DURING QUARANTINE AND I GOT TO BRING MY WHOLE FAMILY, AND MY KIDS ARE FINALLY, LIKE, FULLY 225 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,070 INTO IT. TO THE POINT WHERE LIKE MY YOUNGEST WAS LIKE REALLY INTO 226 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:51,644 COLIN JOST BEING MUSCULAR, WHICH I WAS SORT OF THROWN BY. [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:55,148 BUT -- >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO WRITE YOU A NOTE 228 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,683 BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE YOU AND YOUR PARTNER, PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON, AND YOUR 229 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,084 BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FAMILY BACKSTAGE. AND I WAS SO HAPPY AND SO -- 230 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:11,097 JUST I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL FAMILY THE KIDS WERE SO HAPPY AND 231 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:17,904 JOYOUS >> THEY'RE SO HAPPY. >> Jimmy: AND IT WAS A -- IT 232 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,374 WAS AWESOME. AND I WAS LIKE, "MAYA" - >> THAT WAS COOL 233 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,043 AND THAT WAS -- TO ME, LIKE THAT WAS -- THESE ARE THE MOMENTS IN LIFE THAT I 234 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,146 APPRECIATE THE MOST. GETTING -- GETTING A CHANCE FOR YOU TO SEE ALL THE KIDS GROWN 235 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,481 UP MADE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING I'VE FELT IN YEARS. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT 236 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,419 AT THIS POINT, LIKE, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU FILM 237 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:36,790 "BAKING IT"? >> THAT WAS THE END OF SUMMER THIS YEAR. 238 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:41,828 IT LOOKED LIKE WINTER, BUT IT WAS REALLY ON A VERY COLD SOUNDSTAGE 239 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:47,300 BUT IT WAS ME AND MY BUDDY ME AND OUR COLLECTIVE BUDDY ANDY SAMBERG 240 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,903 >> Jimmy: YEAH WE LOVE ANDY SAMBERG >> WATCHING THE NICEST PEOPLE 241 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:55,508 BAKE THINGS, AND IT'S LIKE -- AND THEN WE GOT TO BE -- WE GOT TO SPEND EVERY DAY WITH THESE 242 00:17:55,508 --> 00:18:01,514 FOUR GRANDMAS WHO WERE VERY HONEST AND - >> Jimmy: THEY'RE THE JUDGES 243 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,118 >> YEAH, THE JUDGES WERE FOUR GRANDMAS WHO TELL YOU IF THEIR STUFF STINKS, BUT THEY TELL YOU 244 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:09,489 IN A REALLY NICE, LOVING WAY AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE TOUCHED AND MOVED. 245 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:14,728 IT WAS THE BEST! >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAD AMY POEHLER THERE. 246 00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:17,897 >> YEAH. AMY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF IT 247 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,400 SHE WAS THE ONE THAT SAID, "PLEASE COME DO THIS IT'LL BE THE MOST FUN. 248 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:26,773 YOU KNOW, SHE DOES "MAKING IT" WITH HER BUDDY NICK, AND IT'S -- SHE SAID, "IT'S THE 249 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:32,245 MOST FUN JOB I GET TO DO IT'S A JOY." AND THEN YOU WATCH ALL THESE 250 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,314 TALENTED PEOPLE BAKE THINGS AND YOU JUST GET TO BE WITH YOUR FRIEND ALL DAY AND LAUGH AND GO 251 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,316 HOME AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID ALTHOUGH, WE HAD -- WE ATE -- 252 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:40,320 BY THE WAY, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT. WE'RE NOT EVEN JUDGES. 253 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,489 WE ATE BY CHOICE ALL OF THE THINGS THAT THEY MADE. [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:47,093 >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? I WOULD DO THE SAME THING. >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO. 255 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,696 I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS GREAT THIS LOOKS REALLY FUN. LIKE, I WANT TO EAT THAT 256 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,565 STUFF. I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE OF A SUGAR HIGH IN MY LIFE. 257 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,734 I FELT CRAZY AND I KEPT SAYING TO ANDY, I WAS LIKE, "I NEED TO LIKE 258 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,570 REORGANIZE MY RECORD COLLECTION." I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO FLY 259 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:02,375 OUT OF THE STUDIO ON SUGAR I WAS HIGH I WAS HIGH 260 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:10,583 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE NOT HIGH. >> I WAS -- I WAS SUGAR HIGH >> Jimmy: WHAT TYPE OF STUFF DO 261 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:16,589 THEY BAKE? CAKES? >> OH, MY GOD. 262 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,459 CAKES, PIES. IT'S ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS, SO IT'S LIKE PEOPLE TALKING -- YOU 263 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,227 KNOW, PEOPLE INTRODUCING THEIR FAMILY TRADITIONS, THE THINGS THEY MAKE, SOME SWEET, SOME 264 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:24,597 SAVORY I WAS SHOCKED AT HOW MANY TRADITIONS PEOPLE HAVE 265 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,634 I REALLY NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER AND MAKE SOME NEW FAMILY TRADITIONS, BECAUSE 266 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,469 THESE PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "OH, ON CHRISTMAS EVE, THE CHILDREN REQUEST PHEASANT PIE," AND THEN 267 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:35,508 WE'D MAKE -- I MEAN, LIKE, THEY HAD ALL THESE TRADITIONS 268 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,711 I WAS LIKE, "HOW DO YOU GUYS HAVE THE TIME? LIKE -- AND THEY'RE NOT ALL 269 00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:42,515 PROFESSIONALS. THEY'RE JUST REALLY TALENTED HUMANS 270 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:46,553 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT IT, YEAH >> IT WAS FAMILIES OR FRIENDS. 271 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:50,724 IT WAS THE BEST. IT WAS THE BEST. >> Jimmy: GET YOUR FAMILIES 272 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,126 AROUND THE TV AND WATCH IT THIS THURSDAY ON -- I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 273 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,594 HERE'S MAYA RUDOLPH AND ANDY SAMBERG IN "BAKING IT." 274 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,365 >> IT'S HOLLOW AND THEN THE TOP LAYER IS VANILLA. 275 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,301 >> THAT REPRESENTS OUR FUTURE. WE -- PLANNING TO START A FAMILY TOGETHER. 276 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,904 WHITE ANGEL. >> WOW >> WHAT AN EXCITING TIME FOR 277 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:09,509 YOU GUYS ANDY AND I ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE PARENTS TO AMAZING CHILDREN 278 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:15,215 >> IT'S TRUE, YEAH >> AND I CAN SAFELY SAY IT HAS BEEN THE MOST POSITIVE THING 279 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:19,252 THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFE AND CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER 280 00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:25,458 >> I WISH THAT HAVING KIDS WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME UNTIL THIS SHOW 281 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,962 NOW THIS IS LIKE MY REAL BABY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> YES 282 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:33,667 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANDY, COME ON! 283 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:38,038 MAYA RUDOLPH, EVERYBODY. "BAKING IT" PREMIERES THIS THURSDAY ON PEACOCK. 284 00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:40,674 NICHOLAS BRAUN JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 285 00:20:40,674 --> 00:21:02,862 LOVE YOU, BUD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 286 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,597 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS AS COUSIN GREG IN THE HBO 287 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:11,504 SERIES "SUCCESSION" WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 288 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,974 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME NICHOLAS BRAUN 289 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:25,719 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 290 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:36,763 * >> HERE WE ARE >> Jimmy: NICHOLAS, THANK YOU 291 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,833 FOR BEING HERE ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. >> GREAT TO BE HERE. 292 00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:43,536 THIS IS SO EXCITING, MAN >> Jimmy: NO -- I AM - >> I'VE BEEN A FAN FOR SO LONG 293 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,940 SO, THIS IS -- THIS IS AWESOME >> Jimmy: WE'VE ACTUALLY -- WE'VE MET BEFORE ONCE. 294 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:50,977 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT >> YEAH, I DO. I DO 295 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,813 KIND OF A WEIRD DINNER, RIGHT? KIND OF A WEIRD CREW >> Jimmy: IT WAS A LITTLE ODD, 296 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,882 RIGHT? >> YEAH, IT WAS A LITTLE ODD IT WAS - 297 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:59,119 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN? >> IT WAS VERY INTIMATE. IT WAS LIKE SENATOR JOHN KERRY 298 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:03,556 AND SOME LIKE BANK CEOs, GOLDMAN SACHS BANKING CEO -- >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE MY CROWD 299 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:07,494 I ROLL WITH. >> YEAH, ME TOO. YEAH 300 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,764 BIG FINANCIAL KIND OF CONTINGENT >> Jimmy: YEAH 301 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,833 >> WE WERE ALL SOLO. IT WAS -- NOBODY HAD A PLUS ONE. 302 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,468 SO, IT WAS LIKE KIND OF LIKE A A MEET AND GREET - >> Jimmy: SEEMS LIKE "SQUID 303 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:18,405 GAME." [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT WAS IT? 304 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:21,374 >> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS ODD >> YEAH. 305 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,543 WE WERE AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE TABLE. AND I WAS LIKE, I GOT TO TALK 306 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:26,079 TO JIMMY BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW. 'CAUSE, DO I ASK, LIKE, YOU KNOW, GAYLE KING TO STAND UP SO 307 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:30,550 THAT I CAN MOVE HER AND SIT NEXT TO YOU? >> Jimmy: YEAH 308 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,620 GAYLE KING WAS THERE AS WELL >> YEAH, GAYLE - ARIANNA HUFFINGTON 309 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:36,322 WE'RE JUST GOING TO NAME DROP - WE'RE JUST GOING TO DROP NAMES 310 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,758 >> Jimmy: WAS J.J. WATT THERE? >> J.J. WATT WAS THERE, EXACTLY. 311 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,927 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR SMALL TALK WHAT'S YOUR GO TO WHEN WE'RE AT 312 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:45,965 THESE DINNERS? >> YOU KNOW, BANKS [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:49,235 BANKS ARE -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TRUE. >> BANKS ARE BIG, YOU KNOW 314 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:50,770 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT WE WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT BANKS, WERE WE? 315 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,606 >> NO, NO. I GUESS -- >> Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT 316 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,475 BANKS. >> I DON'T KNOW -- YEAH. I HAVE A BANK OF AMERICA 317 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:59,746 ACCOUNT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T POINT TO 318 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,348 THE CROWD LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CLAP YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE GOING TO 319 00:23:01,348 --> 00:23:03,683 CLAP [ LAUGHTER ] "HEY, WELL, I DO HAVE AN ATM 320 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,086 CARD DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 321 00:23:06,086 --> 00:23:09,556 NO BIG DEAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> CITIBANK, BOOM! 322 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,625 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> BANK OF AMERICA, YEAH 323 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:18,198 >> Jimmy: THAT IS RIDICULOUS >> BANKS ARE SICK. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO 324 00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:19,833 IT ANYWAYS, I'M GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY ON THE SHOW. 325 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,701 >> ME, TOO >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK SHARP, BUDDY. 326 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,403 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "SUCCESSION. YOU -- COUSIN GREG, JUST -- I 327 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:27,374 MEAN, HONESTLY EVERY SCENE THAT YOU'RE IN, YOU STEAL YOU DON'T HAVE TO REACT TO 328 00:23:27,374 --> 00:23:31,077 THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE EMMY NOMINATION UNDER YOUR BELT 329 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,680 >> THAT'S REALLY NICE. THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: AND I'M SURE YOU'RE 330 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,217 GONNA HAVE MUCH MORE [ APPLAUSE ] DO PEOPLE TRY TO HIT YOU UP FOR 331 00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:38,852 SPOILERS NOT LIKE I'M DOING THAT TONIGHT, BUT - 332 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:41,721 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. PEOPLE WANT SPOILERS >> Jimmy: YEAH, NOT ME 333 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:45,759 >> YOU'RE GOOD >> Jimmy: IF YOU FEEL LIKE TELLING ME SOMETHING 334 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,494 I MEAN, IS IT ABOUT BANKING OR WHATEVER WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE TELLING 335 00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:51,431 ME, I'M DOWN I MEAN, WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON TRYING TO HIT YOU UP FOR 336 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:55,602 SPOILERS >> YOU KNOW, I -- BRADLEY COOPER 337 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:59,305 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> BRADLEY COOPER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 338 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:03,043 >> -- IS A BIG "SUCCESSION" FAN. AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT 339 00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:06,846 I WAS INVITED TO HIS HOUSE JEREMY STRONG AND HIM HAVE BECOME BUDDIES 340 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:10,884 AND SO, I WAS INVITED OVER TO WATCH SOME FOOTBALL. NOT A BIG FOOTBALL GUY, BUT I 341 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:17,223 WAS LIKE, "THIS IS AWESOME I LOVE BRADLEY COOPER. HUGE LIKE IDOL OF MINE 342 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:20,694 AND, SO I WENT OVER, AND HE HAS SO MANY THEORIES HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT -- LIKE WHEN 343 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:24,230 SHIV, LIKE, LOOKED THIS WAY, WHAT DID THAT MEAN LIKE, I THINK IT MEANT THIS OR 344 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,199 THAT." >> Jimmy: AND HE'S A CHARMER, BRADLEY COOPER 345 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:28,835 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: SO I WOULD JUST TELL HIM EVERYTHING 346 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,338 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S - 347 00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:32,972 >> Jimmy: I'D SAY, JUST, HERE'S THE ENDING, DUDE LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN. 348 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,709 >> TOTALLY >> Jimmy: GO GET THAT ICY STARE AWAY FROM ME, YEAH 349 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:38,978 >> HE'S SO HANDSOME. >> Jimmy: HE'S A HANDSOME DUDE YEAH 350 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,081 >> HE GETS REALLY CLOSE WHEN HE TALKS TO YOU TOO, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YEAH -- NO 351 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:43,917 [ LAUGHTER ] DOES HE GET CLOSE TO YOU HE GOT CLOSE TO YOU? 352 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,953 >> YEAH, YEAH. I GOT CLOSE, TOO >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT I DIDN'T -- 353 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:50,457 >> WE WERE BOTH MOVING CLOSER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: QUESTLOVE SAID 354 00:24:50,457 --> 00:24:54,627 THAT -- QUESTLOVE HAS A THEORY, HE SAID "I'M CALLING IT NOW. COUSIN GREG IS OPPS. 355 00:24:54,627 --> 00:25:01,601 IT'S A STING ALL ALONG." HE THINKS THAT YOU'RE AN AGENT >> LIKE A NARC 356 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:06,873 >> Questlove: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> LIKE AN INSIDE MAN? 357 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:10,910 >> Questlove: ABSOLUTELY >> FOR THE GOVERNMENT? >> Questlove: YEAH 358 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:17,050 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO >> COULD BE RIGHT. 359 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:19,552 [ APPLAUSE ] COULD BE RIGHT COULD BE RIGHT 360 00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:21,821 >> Jimmy: THAT COULD BE RIGHT? >> THAT COULD BE IT COULD BE. 361 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:28,728 >> Questlove: I KNOW I'M RIGHT I'M CALLING IT SEASON SIX. >> I'M NOT NODDING YES OR NO 362 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,397 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THIS INTERVIEW BACK AFTER SEASON SIX, AND WE'LL SEE 363 00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:34,834 HOW -- YEAH. >> I CAN'T TELL WHAT I REVEALED JUST NOW 364 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:38,338 DID I REVEAL -- YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS WHAT A A GREAT ACTOR HE IS. 365 00:25:38,338 --> 00:25:40,974 HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHO HE IS AND HE'S ACTING LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS. 366 00:25:40,974 --> 00:25:45,545 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NICHOLAS BRAUN I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 367 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,213 HERE'S NICHOLAS BRAUN IN "SUCCESSION. HE'S GREAT 368 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,815 HE'S GREAT WATCH THIS 369 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,218 CHOICE 370 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,288 >> OR MINE I -- I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER BURN ME 371 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:58,792 >> I SAID I'D TRY NOT TO BURN YOU. >> WELL, NO. 372 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,860 YOU SAID ON THE PLANE YOU SAID - >> HEY, HEY. 373 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,596 LET'S NOT "HE SAID, SHE SAID." THERE'S A LOT OF [ BLEEP ] SAID 374 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:08,068 LOOK, I'M STILL NOT SAYING I WILL BURN YOU. ALL I'M SAYING IS I MIGHT BURN 375 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:12,672 YOU. IT'S A MARGIN CALL >> AND JUST HOW BAD WILL THE 376 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:15,742 BURNING BE I MEAN, EVEN AS I ASK THAT I CAN TELL IT'S NOT GOING TO 377 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:22,515 BE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NICHOLAS BRAUN, 378 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:24,684 EVERYBODY! "SUCCESSION" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO 379 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:29,723 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RITA MORENO. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 380 00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:55,215 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE 381 00:26:55,215 --> 00:27:00,353 OF THE ONLY PEOPLE IN HISTORY TO WIN AN EMMY, GRAMMY, OSCAR AND TONY 382 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:05,492 AND SHE'S GETTING RAVE REVIEWS IN THE NEW STEVEN SPIELBERG FILM "WEST SIDE STORY," WHICH 383 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:09,262 IS IN THEATERS DECEMBER 10th PLEASE WELCOME, IT IS AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE, RITA MORENO! 384 00:27:09,262 --> 00:27:09,295 PLEASE WELCOME, IT IS AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE, RITA MORENO! 385 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:24,511 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 386 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:41,461 * * >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 387 00:27:41,461 --> 00:27:44,964 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. AND YOU SMELL FANTASTIC BY THE WAY. 388 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:48,335 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY DO. >> THAT'S JUST FOR YOU 389 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:52,372 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:58,845 >> LOOK OUT. I'M A DIRTY OLD LADY [ LAUGHTER ] 391 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,448 >> Jimmy: NO LOOK -- RITA, YOU HAVE BEEN IN NEW YORK CITY FOR HOW LONG NOW 392 00:28:01,448 --> 00:28:05,719 A COUPLE OF DAYS >> YOU KNOW, WE OPENED LAST NIGHT. 393 00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:10,190 >> Jimmy: THE BIG PREMIER LAST NIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS. 394 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,292 >> "WEST SIDE STORY" OPENED LAST NIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:14,694 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU ARE FROM THE PREMIER LAST NIGHT AND, GOSH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS 396 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,197 >> THANK YOU YOU LIKE THE DRESS [ LAUGHTER ] 397 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:21,134 >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY REALLY DO I REALLY DO LIKE THE DRESS >> THE SAME ONE. 398 00:28:21,134 --> 00:28:30,043 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, WE'RE -- HEY IF IT AIN'T BROKE -- 399 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:35,782 >> HEY, I SLEPT IN IT, SO -- [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WEAR IT -- I DON'T WEAR 400 00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:40,253 DESIGNER DRESSES TOO OFTEN THIS IS MICHAEL KORS THE JEWELRY IS DAVID WEBB. 401 00:28:40,253 --> 00:28:42,222 I'VE ALWAYS PROVIDED MY OWN GOWN SO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I 402 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:46,826 BORROWED >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT YOU'RE AT A VERY FANCY HOTEL 403 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:50,430 >> OH, YES WELL, YOU KNOW, DISNEY IS PROVIDING ALL KINDS OF STUFF 404 00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:56,870 FOR THE WHOLE CAST, AND THEY PUT ME IN THIS EXTRAORDINARY HOTEL. 405 00:28:56,870 --> 00:29:02,242 AND IT HAS -- IT'S ON THE 40th FLOOR, AND IT HAS THE MOST WONDERFUL VIEWS. 406 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:06,813 I SAW THE THANKSGIVING -- THE MACY'S DAY PARADE -- YOU KNOW, FROM 40 FLIGHTS UP 407 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:10,450 IT'S INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. THAT MUST BE LIKE -- 408 00:29:10,450 --> 00:29:14,821 >> BUT WHAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT IT -- IS IT JUST GOT ME. AND I HAVE A LITTLE VIDEO TO 409 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:19,626 SHOW YOU I WAS SHOWING -- YOU KNOW, THIS IS FOR MY FRIENDS. 410 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:22,796 AND THEN I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW, JIMMY MIGHT LIKE THIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 411 00:29:22,796 --> 00:29:26,599 WELL, LET ME JUST SHOW YOU CAN I SHOW YOU A LITTLE FILM >> Jimmy: LET'S JUST SAY TAKE 412 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,336 A VIDEO THAT YOU BROUGHT FROM YOUR HOTEL >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT 413 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:33,173 OKAY, HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: SHOWING US AROUND. LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 414 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:38,411 >> FANCY SHOWER. SWEET -- [ LAUGHTER ] 415 00:29:38,411 --> 00:29:40,714 LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA GOBBLE ME UP [ APPLAUSE ] 416 00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:42,782 >> Jimmy: THAT IS LUXURY RIGHT THERE. BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE. 417 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:46,720 >> IT'S HILARIOUS. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE HAD A A LEGENDARY CAREER 418 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,922 I MEAN THEY CALL YOU -- WHO CALLS YOU ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY? 419 00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:50,757 THEY'RE REDOING -- YOU GO, "EXCUSE ME I AM 'WEST SIDE STORY.' WHAT 420 00:29:50,757 --> 00:29:54,928 WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW?" [ LAUGHTER ] WHO CALLS YOU, YOU GO "HEY, 421 00:29:54,928 --> 00:29:58,631 WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED? >> STEVEN SPIELBERG CALLED ME, AND HE ASKED FOR PERMISSION TO 422 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:03,570 GET MY PHONE NUMBER. AND I SAID, "YEAH, YOU CAN GIVE HIM MY PHONE NUMBER. 423 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:08,575 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE >> AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT BEING IN IT. 424 00:30:08,575 --> 00:30:10,343 AND I PUT ON MY MOST POLITE VOICE AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW, I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO TELL 425 00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:18,418 YOU HOW TO MAKE YOUR MOVIES, BUT I DON'T DO CAMEOS. AND I SAID, "I THINK IT WOULD 426 00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:22,689 BE DISTRACTING, DON'T YOU? AND HE SAID, "NO, NO, NO IT'S A REAL PART 427 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:26,726 IT'S A REAL PART." AND I PLAY VALENTINA, THE PUERTO RICAN WIDOW OF DOC OF 428 00:30:26,726 --> 00:30:33,833 THE CANDY STORE. REMEMBER THE CANDY STORE WHERE THE JETS HANG OUT? 429 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:38,538 SO, AND I EVEN GET TO SING IT'S UNBELIEVABLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS 430 00:30:38,538 --> 00:30:41,808 >> Jimmy: IT IS A JUICY ROLE, AND YOU JUST TAKE IT AND STEAL IT 431 00:30:41,808 --> 00:30:45,545 AND I GO, "OH, MY GOSH --" >> AND THE AUDIENCE WENT NUTS LAST NIGHT AT THE OPENING 432 00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:50,884 THEY WENT CRAZY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOW IS THAT -- I 433 00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:54,821 MEAN, DID YOU EVER THINK -- YOU GO - DOES IT REMIND YOU OF THE 434 00:30:54,821 --> 00:30:59,259 PREMIER OF THE FIRST "WEST SIDE STORY? >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT REMINDS ME 435 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:02,595 OF, ACTUALLY WHICH IS A FUN STORY WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING "AMERICA" 436 00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:11,438 IN THE VERY FIRST VERSION OF THIS, AND WE WERE -- AT THE END, WE SENT -- I THINK YOU 437 00:31:11,438 --> 00:31:18,345 HAVE A PICTURE OF THIS AT THE VERY END OF "AMERICA," IF SOME OF YOU RECALL IT, THE 438 00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:21,614 GIRLS END UP -- CAN WE DO REAL CLOSE? THE GIRLS END UP ON THE 439 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:29,589 SHOULDER OF THE BOY, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT 440 00:31:29,589 --> 00:31:31,658 >> OKAY, WHAT WE DIDN'T COUNT ON, GEORGE CHAKIRIS AND I, IS THAT DURING REHEARSALS, WE 441 00:31:31,658 --> 00:31:34,094 WOULD BE WEARING, LIKE, A T-SHIRT. AND I WOULD WEAR A COTTON SKIRT 442 00:31:34,094 --> 00:31:36,262 AND NO PROBLEM THEN WE GET TO THIS, AND GEORGE CHAKIRIS IS WEARING A 443 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:41,935 A SHARK SKIN SUIT. REALLY SLIPPERY. [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:31:41,935 --> 00:31:49,109 I'M WEARING A PURE SILK DRESS. REALLY SLIPPERY. >> Jimmy: TOGETHER - 445 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:55,615 >> ON TOP OF THAT, ON TOP OF THAT, GEORGE'S SHOULDERS SLOPE ON TOP OF THAT, MY ASS IS TOO 446 00:31:55,615 --> 00:32:05,759 BIG FOR THAT SHOULDER. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT YEAH, IT'S FUNNY NOW 447 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:10,263 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW A GIRL HAS -- LET ME SHOW YOU HOW A A GIRL HAS TO HANG ON TO A BOY 448 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:15,235 WHEN YOU DO THAT KIND OF THING I MEAN -- I'M NOT GOING TO DANCE BECAUSE I WILL GET SUCH 449 00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:18,338 A CHARLIE HORSE YOU WON'T BELIEVE. >> Jimmy: OKAY - 450 00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:26,980 I'M NOT 89 FOR NOTHING SO WHAT HAPPENS IS THAT THE GUY TAKES THE GIRL, AND HE SWINGS 451 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,982 HER UP ON TO HIS SHOULDER. AND WHAT SHE DOES IN ORDER TO HANG ON TO HIM IS LITERALLY -- 452 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:34,854 I HAVE TO GET IN FRONT OF YOU. DON'T GET EXCITED. [ LAUGHTER ] 453 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:37,924 >> Jimmy: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO 454 00:32:37,924 --> 00:32:42,595 >> OKAY? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE >> Jimmy: I AM 455 00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:45,131 I AM OH, MY GOODNESS, WOW >> SO SHE HAS TO PUT HER LEGS 456 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,966 AROUND THE BACK OF HIM, AND LITERALLY STICK HER TOE INTO HIS BUTTOCK, AND IT IS THE ONLY 457 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:48,101 WAY HE CAN HOLD HER UP IN THE AIR. >> Jimmy: YEAH 458 00:32:48,101 --> 00:33:03,283 AND WE GO -- * "OLE!" 459 00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:06,653 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: CAMERA JUST FOLLOW US 460 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:11,358 DOWN >> WE DID ABOUT 10 OR 12 TAKES >> Jimmy: YEAH 461 00:33:11,358 --> 00:33:15,729 >> THE DANCERS WERE READY TO KILL ME BECAUSE THEY HAD TO DO IT, TOO. 462 00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:17,931 >> Jimmy: WELL, LET ME JUST TELL YOU, YOU GOT THE OSCAR. SO CONGRATULATIONS 463 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:21,401 >> YEAH, THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 464 00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:23,103 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE IS RITA MORENO IN THE NEW 465 00:33:23,103 --> 00:33:26,740 "WEST SIDE STORY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 466 00:33:27,707 --> 00:33:30,610 >> I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER. >> YOU DON'T WANT TO START 467 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,880 MAYBE WITH, "I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT TO COFFEE? >> NO. 468 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,917 COME ON. >> I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO SHOP FOR A -- CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH 469 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:43,590 ON A RAISIN BREAD? >> THIS AIN'T CASUAL LIKE THAT >> WHA - 470 00:33:43,590 --> 00:34:02,175 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: OH, RIGHT THERE. 471 00:34:02,175 --> 00:34:06,246 RITA MORENO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WEST SIDE STORY" IS IN 472 00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:10,383 THEATERS DECEMBER 10th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAND UP FROM DUSTY SLAY 473 00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:31,338 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 474 00:34:31,338 --> 00:34:33,073 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS FEATURED IN SEASON 3 OF "THE STANDUP" AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX 475 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:39,346 THIS DECEMBER. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY DUSTY SLAY 476 00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:39,379 PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY DUSTY SLAY 477 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:48,288 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> ALL RIGHT 478 00:34:48,288 --> 00:34:52,759 OKAY WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME AND OKAY 479 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:56,262 WELL, I'M PUMPED TO BE HERE. PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME I LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW? 480 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:59,199 THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE, YOU LOOK LIKE JOE DIRT. OR YOU ARE LIKE "WAYNE'S 481 00:34:59,199 --> 00:35:02,502 WORLD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU LOOK LIKE JAY AND 482 00:35:02,502 --> 00:35:07,040 SILENT BOB [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ONE GUY -- ONE GUY WAS LIKE, 483 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,878 "YOU LOOK LIKE A WALMART BILLY RAY CYRUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 484 00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:14,414 I WAS LIKE, "DANG, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD GET MORE WALMART THAN BILLY RAY CYRUS." 485 00:35:14,414 --> 00:35:19,119 [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT THAT WAS AS WALMART AS IT GOT. 486 00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:23,056 BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME, I LOOK JUST LIKE THEIR COUSIN. THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU LOOK JUST 487 00:35:23,056 --> 00:35:26,059 LIKE MY COUSIN JUST LIKE MY COUSIN. AND THEN EVERY TIME THEY SHOW 488 00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:30,130 ME A PICTURE, IT'S NEVER A GOOD LOOKING DUDE [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:32,399 I'M ALWAYS -- I'M NEVER LIKE, "MAN, I APPRECIATE THAT. I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "THAT'S WHAT 490 00:35:32,399 --> 00:35:40,373 YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE? THAT'S HOW I LOOK TO YOU?" DID YOU EVER SEE A BAD PICTURE 491 00:35:40,373 --> 00:35:43,910 OF YOURSELF AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:47,847 BUT ALSO DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU KNOW THAT YOU DID LOOK LIKE THAT 493 00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:56,489 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] I MEAN, LIKE THAT CAMERA DIDN'T 494 00:35:56,489 --> 00:36:00,193 MAKE THAT UP, RIGHT? LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE CAUGHT YOU IN A BAD MOMENT, BUT THAT'S YOU 495 00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:05,532 IN THAT PICTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW THE QUESTION YOU GOT TO ASK 496 00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:11,037 YOURSELF IS HOW OFTEN AM I LOOKING LIKE THAT? AND WHAT DO I GOT TO DO TO 497 00:36:11,037 --> 00:36:15,942 NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT AGAIN BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK I KNOW ABOUT CARS 498 00:36:15,942 --> 00:36:17,377 THEY THINK I LOOK LIKE A GUY THAT KNOWS A LOT ABOUT CARS, YOU KNOW 499 00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:22,615 AND THEY'LL ALWAYS ASK ME TO LISTEN TO THEIR CAR TO SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, YOU KNOW 500 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:25,285 AND I'LL DO IT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE I DON'T WANT TO LET THEM 501 00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:27,520 DOWN, RIGHT? SO I'LL LISTEN AND GO, "YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT, 502 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:33,093 MAN. AND IF YOU DO IT JUST RIGHT, THEY'LL BE LIKE, "YOU KNOW 503 00:36:33,093 --> 00:36:35,061 WHAT, I WILL GET IT CHECKED OUT. I APPRECIATE THAT. 504 00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:39,399 I WASN'T BUT I WILL NOW." AND I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT 505 00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:42,302 CARS BECAUSE I WRECKED A BUNCH OF THEM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 506 00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:47,307 I FEEL LIKE IF YOU WRECK ENOUGH, YOU LEARN WHAT A CAR CAN DO, WHAT IT CAN'T DO 507 00:36:47,307 --> 00:36:51,144 WHAT IT CAN'T COME BACK FROM, YOU KNOW AND FOR A WHILE I WAS DRIVING 508 00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:55,615 A 1982 BUICK LeSABRE YOU KNOW, ALL RIGHT. REAL BIG CAR, YOU KNOW 509 00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:58,785 USED A LOT OF GAS. AND I USED TO MAKE THIS JOKE AT WORK 510 00:36:58,785 --> 00:37:00,653 I'D BE LIKE, "MAN, THAT CAR USES SO MUCH GAS, I BET IT'S USING GAS RIGHT NOW IN THE 511 00:37:00,653 --> 00:37:04,157 PARKING LOT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GREAT WORK JOKE 512 00:37:04,157 --> 00:37:08,528 PEOPLE LOVE THAT ONE GUY -- ONE GUY DIDN'T GET IT, THOUGH 513 00:37:08,528 --> 00:37:13,867 HE GOES, "HELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE A LEAK." [ LAUGHTER ] 514 00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:16,803 I WAS LIKE, "NO, I DON'T THINK SO." BUT I DID HAVE A CAR THAT 515 00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:20,440 LEAKED A LOT OF OIL FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW? AND I LIKE THAT IN A CAR, YOU 516 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,811 KNOW LIKE, YOU LEAK A LITTLE OIL, POUR A LITTLE IN THERE 517 00:37:24,811 --> 00:37:27,881 LEAK A LITTLE OIL, POUR A LITTLE IN THERE. NEVER GET AN OIL CHANGE. 518 00:37:27,881 --> 00:37:37,757 [ APPLAUSE ] PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU CHANGED THE OIL 519 00:37:37,757 --> 00:37:39,459 ON THIS CAR? I'M LIKE, "IT'S CHANGING RIGHT NOW. 520 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:44,064 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY THIS CAR IS EFFICIENT. 521 00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:47,067 I USED TO DRIVE THAT CAR ALL OVER THE COUNTRY YOU KNOW, LEAKING OIL 522 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:50,737 EVERYWHERE I DROVE UP TO DULUTH, MINNESOTA ONE TIME, AND I WENT TO THE -- 523 00:37:50,737 --> 00:37:54,974 ALL RIGHT. AND I WENT TO THIS AQUARIUM. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE BEEN 524 00:37:54,974 --> 00:37:58,378 THERE BEFORE I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD GO JUST FOR THE AQUARIUM, BUT IF YOU'RE 525 00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:02,849 UP THERE, CHECK IT OUT IT WAS A NICE PLACE, BUT IT JUST FELT LIKE THE AQUARIUM WAS 526 00:38:02,849 --> 00:38:07,887 ON A TWO-WEEK NOTICE, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "WE ABOUT TO SHUT 527 00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:11,324 THIS PLACE DOWN. LIKE SOME ANIMALS WERE MISSING THERE WAS A FOUNTAIN THAT HAD 528 00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:15,862 DRIED UP THERE WAS A TURTLE IN THERE. I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS CERAMIC 529 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:20,767 OR IF IT HAD JUST STOPPED MOVING [ LAUGHTER ] 530 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:23,336 AND THEY HAD A WALK-IN BIRD CAGE THAT YOU COULD WALK INTO. BUT I GOT IN THERE AND IT JUST 531 00:38:23,336 --> 00:38:27,440 FELT LIKE IT WAS BIRDS FROM THE OUTSIDE. [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,679 LIKE I KNOW ALL BIRDS ARE FROM THE OUTSIDE. BUT IT FELT LIKE YOU WERE IN 533 00:38:32,679 --> 00:38:39,919 LIKE A RETAIL STORE AND A BIRD HAD JUST FLOWN IN. AND THEN COULDN'T FIGURE HOW TO 534 00:38:39,919 --> 00:38:42,622 GET OUT. AND THEN I WENT TO THE MAIN AQUARIUM AND I'M LOOKING AT THE 535 00:38:42,622 --> 00:38:44,491 FISH TANK, RIGHT AND THERE IS A LOT OF FISH IN THERE. 536 00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:50,130 AND THIS GIRL COMES UP TO ME AND SHE HAS A NAME TAG ON. AND THE NAME TAG HAS HER NAME, 537 00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:54,567 AND THEN IT SAYS "FISH EXPERT. I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." 538 00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:59,372 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN I DON'T RUN INTO A LOT OF FISH EXPERTS OUT HERE IN THE WORLD. 539 00:38:59,372 --> 00:39:01,341 AND I THOUGHT, "THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO GET SOME ANSWERS TO SOME OF THE FISH QUESTIONS THAT 540 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:07,380 I HAVE." [ LAUGHTER ] SO I STARTED ASKING HER SOME 541 00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:12,352 STUFF, YOU KNOW, STUFF I CAN GOOGLE BUT I THOUGHT, "HEY, LET'S HAVE 542 00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:15,088 A REAL HUMAN EXPERIENCE HERE." SO I START ASKING HER STUFF, AND THEN I SAY, "OH, YOU KNOW 543 00:39:15,088 --> 00:39:18,491 WHAT I GOT A GOOD ONE." THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION. 544 00:39:18,491 --> 00:39:21,327 YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHAT I SAID TO HER I GO, "LET ME ASK YOU THIS 545 00:39:21,327 --> 00:39:25,598 DO FISH SLEEP? THAT'S WHAT I SAID TO HER. I SAID, "DO FISH SLEEP?" 546 00:39:25,598 --> 00:39:30,403 AND SHE LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE FACE AND SHE GOES, "I DON'T KNOW 547 00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:33,707 'CAUSE I DON'T WORK HERE AT NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 548 00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:38,945 [ APPLAUSE ] OKAY, HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GUYS 549 00:39:38,945 --> 00:39:45,719 I APPRECIATE YOU THANK YOU. * 550 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,221 >> Jimmy: DUSTY SLAY, EVERYBODY. DUSTY SLAY 551 00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:52,258 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SEASON THREE OF "THE STANDUPS" IS OUT DECEMBER ON NETFLIX 552 00:39:52,258 --> 00:39:58,064 MY THANKS TO MAYA RUDOLPH, NICHOLAS BRAUN, RITA MORENO. DUSTY SLAY ONCE AGAIN! 553 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:02,102 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE IT. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT HERE FROM 554 00:40:02,102 --> 00:40:05,271 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 555 00:40:05,271 --> 00:40:09,876 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU! 556 00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:39,873 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 557 00:40:39,873 --> 00:40:39,906 * *