1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:14,280 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:20,420 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:24,457 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD 4 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:29,729 SABASTIAN MANISCALCO MUSICAL GUEST JENNY LEWIS, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:36,202 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1559, GOBBLE >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,606 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,942 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:55,055 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:55,055 --> 00:01:04,364 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,966 [ CHEERS ] THANK YOU. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 11 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:09,269 PLEASE, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:14,407 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A VERY 13 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,577 HAPPY THANKSGIVING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 14 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:23,083 HAPPY THANKSGIVING HAPPY THANKSGIVING HAPPY THANKSGIVING 15 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,219 I DIDN'T MISS CELEBRATING OVER ZOOM, BUT I DEFINITELY MISSED THAT MUTE BUTTON 16 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:30,924 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE HOLIDAY IS PRETTY MUCH OVER, WHICH MEANS RIGHT 17 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,094 NOW EVERYONE'S BACK WITH THEIR IMMEDIATE FAMILY TALKING SMACK ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE. 18 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:38,231 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ON THANKSGIVING, THERE ARE ALWAYS TWO KINDS OF FAMILIES - 19 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:41,835 THE ONE THAT WAKES UP EARLY TO RUN A 5K, AND THE ONE THAT STAYS UP LATE TO REHEAT ALL THE 20 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,770 FOOD THEY JUST PUT AWAY. IT'S LIKE, ALRIGHT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,338 [ APPLAUSE ] WHO'S HUNGRY LET'S MAKE SOME SANDWICHES 22 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:51,811 COME ON! I READ THAT MORE THAN HALF OF ALL PEOPLE SAID THAT THEY WERE 23 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:55,515 EXERCISING IN THE WEEKS LEADING UP TO THANKSGIVING YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE TIME TO 24 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,584 CUT BACK WHEN WE'RE ALL TRAINING FOR A MEAL. DON'T YOU FEEL 25 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:01,421 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE FIRST THANKSGIVING WAS CELEBRATED 400 YEARS AGO 26 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:04,491 IN 1621. [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] THAT'S RIGHT 27 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:08,728 THAT WAS THE - [ APPLAUSE ] THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE 28 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:13,066 FINISHED EATING, THEN LOOKED AT THEIR SPOUSE LIKE, "WHEN ARE THEY GONNA LEAVE?" 29 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,835 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE THANKSGIVING 30 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,937 IT WAS A FUN DAY OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 31 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:25,345 I HOPE YOU HAD FUN YEAH, IT WAS A FUN DAY OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF UNCLE 32 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,747 RALPH'S VACCINATED WITHOUT ACTUALLY ASKING IF HE'S VACCINATED 33 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,617 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HOW YOU DOING, UNCLE RALPH? IS THAT A BAND-AID ON YOUR 34 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:34,654 SHOULDER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SECOND SHOT HURT WORSE THAN THE 35 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:38,091 FIRST ONE? THIRD ONE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:41,094 THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE TOOK VACCINATION STATUS VERY SERIOUSLY. 37 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:43,496 THOUGH, I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD TO SEE A BOUNCER OUTSIDE GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 38 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:47,867 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I.D. AND VAX CARD. YOU CAN GO SEE NONA. 39 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:52,105 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO DRINK WINE ON THANKSGIVING. 40 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:57,711 I LOVE HOW - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE HOW MY AUNT PUTS AWAY 41 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,046 THREE GLASSES AND SAYS, "BOY, THAT TURKEY REALLY MAKES YOU SLEEPY." 42 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:07,754 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, 63% OF PEOPLE DRINK WINE, 19% DRINK BEER, AND 10% DRINK 43 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:11,658 LIQUOR WHILE THE OTHER 8% MIX ALL THAT TOGETHER AND WAKE UP ON 44 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:15,762 CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE IN THE AUDIENCE HERE 45 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:21,434 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME. 46 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:26,773 AND IN THE BAND. THIS YEAR, AS ALWAYS, THE FOOD PEOPLE FEARED TO COOK THE MOST 47 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:31,378 WAS TURKEY IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TOO LATE, IT'S DRY 48 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,580 IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TOO EARLY, YOU GOTTA RUB IT DOWN WITH PURELL 49 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:38,084 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TURKEYS ARE ALWAYS SCARY TO COOK, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DEEP 50 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:40,553 FRY IT THE ONLY THING MORE DANGEROUS THAN YOUR DAD SAYING, "I'M 51 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,957 GONNA GO DEEP FRY THE TURKEY," IS HIM SAYING, "I'M GONNA GO KNOCK THE ICICLES OFF THE 52 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:50,930 GUTTERS. [ LAUGHTER ] "OH, MY GOD. 53 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:54,234 ACTUALLY, I READ THAT TOFU TURKEYS WENT UP IN SALES THIS YEAR 54 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,937 IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT. INSTEAD OF PEOPLE SAYING, "WHITE OR DARK MEAT? 55 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:01,775 THEY GO, "GREY OR SLIGHTLY GREYER MEAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:05,812 MEANWHILE, I READ THAT MOST AMERICANS PREFER THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS TO THE ACTUAL DINNER 57 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:11,117 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN ASKED WHY, THEY SAID, "BECAUSE I GET TO EAT IT ALONE 58 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:14,454 OVER THE SINK. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE BEST. 59 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:18,158 COME ON. >> Jimmy: I READ THAT AIR TRAVEL THIS WEEK WAS EXPECTED 60 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:23,730 TO NEARLY REACH PRE-PANDEMIC LEVELS TO ACCOMMODATE ALL THE EXTRA 61 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:28,068 PASSENGERS, DELTA AND AMERICAN ADDED FLIGHTS. WHILE SPIRIT ADDED ANOTHER ROW 62 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:37,410 OF FOLDING CHAIRS TO THE WINGS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 63 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:40,580 A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE TRAVELING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A A YEAR 64 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:44,084 SO THINGS WERE A LITTLE HECTIC HERE, CHECK OUT THIS NEWS STORY I SAW ABOUT IT 65 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:44,084 HERE, CHECK OUT THIS NEWS STORY I SAW ABOUT IT 66 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:48,088 FIRST TIME SINCE 2019. SO, EXPECT TO DEAL WITH ALL 67 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:52,158 SORTS OF PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORT, INCLUDING -- THE PERSON IN THE TSA LINE, WHO 68 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,894 HAS APPARENTLY NEVER TAKEN THEIR SHOES OFF IN THEIR LIFE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 69 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:59,099 THE PEOPLE IN ZONE 17, WHO STAND IN THE WAY WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BOARDING 70 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:03,103 THE PERSON CHUGGING A GALLON AQUIAFINA BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T REALIZE IT COUNTED AS A LIQUID 71 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:06,272 PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THEIR BOARDING PASS HANDY, EVEN THOUGH THEY JUST SPENT HALF AN 72 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:10,043 HOUR IN LINE BEING TOLD TO HAVE IT HANDY AND OF COURSE, THE HARDEST 73 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:13,380 THING TO DEAL WITH, BABIES >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH INTERESTING. 74 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:21,054 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, WHAT IS THANKSGIVING WITHOUT FOOTBALL? 75 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:24,858 AM I RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EARLIER TONIGHT THE 76 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:28,128 BUFFALO BILLS FACED OFF AGAINST THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS NOW, AS YOU KNOW AT THE END OF 77 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:31,398 EVERY SEASON, THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT 78 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,933 AWARDS DURING THE SEASON I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 79 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:34,534 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." 80 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,537 * TONIGHT SHO 81 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:44,644 SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS FROM THE BILLS 82 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:49,983 IT'S A.J. KLEIN. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO APPEAR IN YOUR DRIVEWAY WHEN 83 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:57,957 THERE'S A FLASH OF LIGHTNING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 84 00:05:57,957 --> 00:06:02,762 NEXT FROM THE BILLS, HARRISON PHILLIPS. HE WAS VOTED WORLD'S STRONGEST 85 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:09,869 CABBAGE PATCH KID. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE BILLS IS 86 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:15,241 TYLER MATAKEVICH HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SCREAM "CLASS OF '08 FOREVER" 87 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:19,179 AND THEN COMPLETELY MISS THE POOL HE WAS TRYING TO JUMP INTO 88 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:24,417 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WHAAT OH, MAN. 89 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:30,056 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP FROM THE BILLS IS TOMMY DOYLE. 90 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,059 HE VOTED MOST LIKELY TO RIP HIS PELOTON OFF THE HINGES SO HE COULD RIDE IT AROUND THE 91 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:40,367 NEIGHBORHOOD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "THIS BIKE SUCKS!" 92 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:45,538 NEXT UP FROM THE SAINTS IS CHRISTIAN RINGO. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 93 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:52,846 HAVE A RIVAL NAMED JEWISH McCARTNEY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 94 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:57,317 [ LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT "DON'T BLAME ME. HE BROKE UP THE TEAM." 95 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:02,689 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP FROM THE BILLS IS MATT MILANO. 96 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:05,525 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE WATCHING THE GAME AT THANKSGIVING DINNER THEN 97 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:09,796 REALIZE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 98 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:16,770 [ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, FROM THE SAINTS IS RYAN RAMCZYK 99 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,039 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO EAR EVERY FOOD LIKE IT'S CORN ON THE COB. 100 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,940 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE THE SUPERLATIVES 101 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,076 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW HAPPY THANKSGIVING GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 102 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:23,109 HAPPY THANKSGIVING GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 103 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,211 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 104 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:43,229 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY 105 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:46,399 THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE HERE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WATCHING 106 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,368 AT HOME. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. 107 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:52,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY, UH - THEY STAR IN THE LIMITED SERIES 108 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:57,110 "THE SHRINK NEXT DOOR" ON APPLE TV+. WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD ARE 109 00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:01,047 HERE THIS EVENING. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:05,518 >> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM ON HIS "NOBODY DOES THIS" STAND-UP TOUR AND HE STARS IN 111 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:09,789 "WELL DONE WITH SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO" ON DISCOVERY+ 112 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:13,393 SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUNNY, FUNNY HUMAN BEINGS 113 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,363 TONIGHT. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JENNY LEWIS! 114 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:23,470 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 115 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:29,676 EVERY FAMILY WATCHING AT HOME, JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU. TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:30 P.M., MY 116 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,312 CHILDREN'S BOOK, "FIVE MORE SLEEPS 'TIL CHRISTMAS," HAS BEEN TURNED INTO AN ANIMATED 117 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,280 SPECIAL -- >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: ON NBC 118 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:38,551 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TOMORROW NIGHT 119 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:44,324 TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:30, AFTER "THE GRINCH. I SHOULD SAY "FIVE MORE SLEEPS" 120 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:47,727 IS ABOUT A BOY - CAN I GET MAYBE SOME NICE -- MAYBE SENTIMENTAL HOLIDAY 121 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:52,432 MUSIC, MAYBE * PERFECT. 122 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:56,369 >> Steve: A LITTLE VINCE GUARALDI, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, PERFECT. 123 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,739 IT'S ABOUT A BOY AND HIS DOG >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: AND THEY JUST CAN'T 124 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:05,545 WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS IT'S HARD TO GET TO SLEEP. AND THEN A NEW FAMILY MEMBER - 125 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,816 >> Steve: UH-OH. >> Jimmy: COMES INTO HIS LIFE. DOES THAT MESS UP HIS PLANS FOR 126 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,652 THE HOLIDAYS TUNE IN TO FIND OUT TOMORROW AT 8:30. 127 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:17,557 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PRESENTED BY SAMSUNG 128 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:24,664 PRESENTED BY SAMSUNG AND THEN MONDAY NIGHT AT 10:00 P.M., AFTER "THE VOICE" 129 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,766 IS MY SHOW, "THAT'S MY JAM" -- >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: THAT'S STARTING -- 130 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:35,275 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * SO, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS THAT 131 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:38,044 I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT YOU GUYS, AS I SAID, TODAY IS THANKSGIVING 132 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,213 IT'S A DAY ALL ABOUT GIVING THANKS SO I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER DAY TO 133 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:42,382 WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES? DO YOU GUYS MIND 134 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:47,187 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COULD I DO IT NOW? JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 135 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:53,093 NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * LOOK, HE'S EATING SOMETHING. 136 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,162 >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. MAYBE IT'S LEFTOVERS >> Jimmy: HE'S EATING 137 00:09:56,162 --> 00:10:00,066 LEFTOVERS. [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: IT'S A TURKEY LEG. 138 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:04,671 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GRAVY BOATS, FOR LOOKING LIKE I'M 139 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,940 ABOUT TO SUMMON A GENIE WITH HIGH CHOLESTEROL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 140 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:18,118 * THANK YOU, TURKEY, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU "SAVORY AMBIEN." 141 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:28,395 [ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, PECAN PIE, FOR 142 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,698 ALWAYS STARTING A SPIRITED THANKSGIVING ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW TO PROPERLY PRONOUNCE YOUR 143 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:37,370 NAME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S PECAN 144 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:44,911 IT'S PECAN PIE-EE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 145 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:48,615 THANK YOU, ADDING A LEAF TO THE DINING TABLE, FOR MAKING SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY THING GETTING 146 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:57,257 WIDER ON THANKSGIVING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 147 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:01,961 * THANK YOU, PERSON WHO BRINGS SALAD TO THANKSGIVING DINNER 148 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:05,465 WE AREN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOUR FACE, BUT YOU BEST BELIEVE YOU'RE GETTING DRAGGED 149 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:11,237 IN THE GROUP CHAT AS WE SPEAK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SALAD? 150 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:16,710 >> Steve: ARE YOU KIDDING? >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING. 151 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:22,415 * THANK YOU, SQUASH, FOR LOOKING LIKE THE PUMPKIN THAT'S SUCKING 152 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:32,792 IN ITS GUT FOR A SELFIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 153 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:37,364 THANK YOU, BLACK FRIDAY SALES, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU "THE PURGE: WALMART EDITION. 154 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,100 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES 155 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,502 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN WITH WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD! 156 00:11:42,502 --> 00:12:03,890 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 157 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:16,136 TINY DANCER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 158 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:21,841 * BLUE JEAN BABY * >> WHERE IS SHE FROM * L.A. LADY * 159 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:26,846 >> WHAT IS HER OCCUPATION? * SEAMSTRESS FOR THE BAND * >> THE BAND HAS IT'S OWN 160 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:31,351 SEAMSTRESS THAT SEEMS EXCESSIVE * PRETTY EYE * 161 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,287 >> DOES SHE SMILE LIKE A A PIRATE * PIRATE SMILE * 162 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:39,426 >> SHE DOES SMILE LIKE A A PIRATE, I KNEW IT. * MARRY A MUSIC MAN * 163 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:43,363 >> IT'S BETTER TO MARRY AN ARCHITECT THEY MAKE WAY MORE MONEY. 164 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,500 * BALLERINA * >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS A SEAMSTRESS 165 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:53,740 * YOU MUST HAVE SEEN HER * >> WHERE WALTZING ON THE BEACH * DANCING IN THE SAND * 166 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:58,545 >> AW, COME ON PAL, SAME DIFFERENCE * NOW SHE'S IN ME * 167 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:03,049 >> WHAT? DID YOU EAT HER? * ALWAYS WITH ME * 168 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:09,255 >> EATING PEOPLE IS NOT COOL * TINY DANCER IN MY HAND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 169 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:16,363 * >> HEY EXCUSE ME. 170 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,599 I THINK THAT'S MY SEAT NEXT TO YOU. >> WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T SHOW UP 171 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:26,306 LATE TO A MUSICAL PERFORMANCE. IT'S REALLY RUDE >> I KNOW, I'M SORRY 172 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,742 >> YOU'RE BEING REALLY RUDE RIGHT NOW. >> I'M SORRY, THERE WAS 173 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,577 TRAFFIC. I HAD TO TAKE LIKE FIVE DIFFERENT LIME SCOOTERS TO GET 174 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:38,351 HERE * JESUS FREAKS * >> OH, I LOVE JESUS! 175 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:43,089 * OUT IN THE STREET * >> AND I LOVE STREET * HANDING TICKETS 176 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:46,860 OUT FOR GOD * >> DO YOU MEAN PARKING TICKETS >> I HAVE SO MANY UNPAID 177 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:51,798 TICKETS. * TURNING BACK * >> I HAVE 35 UNPAID TICKETS. 178 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,502 * SHE JUST LAUGHS * >> THERE'S A BOOT ON MY DURANGO. 179 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:59,773 * THE BOULEVARD IS NOT THAT BAD * >> HEY, HEY, NEW TOPIC 180 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:04,377 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BILLY JOEL SONG * PIANO MAN * 181 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:08,415 >> THAT'S KIND OF GO-TO. * HE MAKES HIS STAND * >> YEAH I WOULD HAVE SAID -- 182 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:12,886 >> Both: "CAPTAIN JACK." JINX * IN THE AUDITORIUM * 183 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:17,691 * CAPTAIN JAC WILL GET YOU HIGH TONIGHT * * LOOKING ON * 184 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:21,094 * AND TAKE YOU TO YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND * * SHE SINGS THE SONG * 185 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:24,364 >> DOES SHE KNOW THE WORDS, THE TUNE, OR BOTH? * SHE KNOWS THE WORDS 186 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:29,502 THE TUNE SHE HUMS * >> Both: NICE. HEY WHY DO WE LOOK SO MUCH 187 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:34,874 ALIKE? AM I YOU ARE YOU ME 188 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:40,113 OH, MY GOD, I'M BEAUTIFUL. [ LAUGHTER ] * OH HOW IT 189 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,483 FEELS SO REAL * >> WHAT DOES * LYING HERE * 190 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:47,554 >> YOU'RE STANDING, BRO. * WITH NO ONE NEA ONLY YOU * 191 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,490 >> THERE'S LIKE 200 OF US, BRO * AND YOU CAN HEAR ME * >> WE CAN HEAR YOU 'CAUSE 192 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:56,096 YOU'RE SO GOD DANG LOUD. * WHEN I SAY SOFTLY * >> Both: THIS AIN'T SO SOFT. 193 00:14:56,096 --> 00:15:00,767 * SLOWLY * >> Both: BUT THIS IS SLOWLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 194 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:05,238 * HOLD ME CLOSE TINY DANCER * >> WAIT ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT 195 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:11,711 US TO HOLD YOU * COUNT THE HEADLIGHT ON THE HIGHWAY * 196 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:16,082 >> I THINK HE'S SAYING HE WANTS US TO HOLD HIM * LAY ME DOWN 197 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,352 IN SHEETS OF LINEN * >> LUCKY FOR YOU, I NEVER LEAVE MY HOME WITHOUT MY LINEN 198 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:24,157 SHEETS * YOU HAD A BUSY DA TODAY * 199 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,761 >> WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BUSY HOLDING YOU! >> HERE WE COME, SINGING BOY 200 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:34,434 * HOLD ME CLOSE TINY DANCER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:41,074 * COUNT THE HEADLIGHT ON THE HIGHWAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 202 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:50,950 * LAY ME DOWN IN SHEETS OF LINEN YOU HAD A BUSY DAY TODAY * 203 00:15:50,950 --> 00:16:07,767 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 204 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:15,308 * HOLD ME CLOSE TINY DANCER * * CAPTAIN JACK WILL 205 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,611 GET YOU HIGH TONIGHT * * TAKE YOU TO YOU SPECIAL ISLAND * 206 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:22,082 * TAKE YOU TO YOU SPECIAL ISLAND * * HOLD ME CLOSE 207 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:39,766 TINY DANCER * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE TWO OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST 208 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:44,704 TALENTED PEOPLE WE KNOW, THEY STAR IN THE LIMITED SERIES "THE SHRINK NEXT DOOR" NEW EPISODES 209 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:49,609 RELEASED FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS, PLEASE WELCOME WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD 210 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:56,616 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 211 00:16:56,616 --> 00:17:13,633 * * 212 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,070 >> Jimmy: AND THREW IT INTO THE 213 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,238 CROWD? >> AND THREW IT INTO THE CROWD >> Jimmy: WELCOME, PAUL. 214 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,108 WELCOME, WILL. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, HAPPY THANKSGIVING 215 00:17:55,108 --> 00:18:03,183 >> HAPPY THANKSGIVING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 216 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,453 >> Jimmy: BESIDES CELEBRATING HERE WITH US, HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING THANKSGIVING 217 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:11,057 DO YOU HAVE ANY TRADITIONS >> UM, TURKEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:15,195 >> Jimmy: YOU DO TURKEY? >> YOU GO TO TURKEY? >> COOK A TURKEY 219 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:20,233 I DO -- WE COOK A REGULAR TURKEY AND THEN I DO WHAT'S CALLED A HALLOWEEN TURKEY. 220 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:24,270 >> Jimmy: I GET IT >> AND, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DO [ LAUGHTER ] 221 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:29,109 >> Jimmy: I GET IT >> WHAT I DO IS I COLLECT ALL MY KID'S HALLOWEEN CANDY, I 222 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:35,315 SAVE IT UNTIL HALLOWEEN AND THAT BECOMES THE STUFFING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE STUFFING 223 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,484 RIGHT THERE, ABSOLUTELY. >> IT'S A CHOCOLATEY NOUGATY MESS WITH ALL OF THE WRAPPERS 224 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:42,055 INSIDE THE CAVITY OF THE TURKEY >> THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS 225 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,624 >> Jimmy: I'VE HEARD OF THAT YEAH, I SAW MARTHA STEWART MAYBE DO SOMETHING ON THAT 226 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,060 >> SHE DID >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER 227 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:51,164 PAUL, YOU ARE INTO -- DO YOU DO THIS FOR YOUR TURKEYS? DO YOU AIR FRY YOUR TURKEYS? 228 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:55,869 >> HE DOES >> I DO. >> HE BOUGHT ME AN AIR FRYER 229 00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,071 TOO. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE AIR FRYER. 230 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:02,742 BECAUSE I OWN ONE. >> YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT >> DO YOU NOT USE YOURS? 231 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,644 >> Jimmy: NO >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: I DON'T UNDERSTAND 232 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,514 WHAT -- I USED IT ONCE AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID HERE THAT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE 233 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:14,220 IN MY TOASTER OVEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S SO EASY TO DO. 234 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,624 YOU OIL THE DRUM [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, YOU DON'T 235 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,026 WHAT AM I SAYING IT'S AN OIL LESS FRYER >> YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO OIL 236 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:24,497 IT >> OH, MY GOD, I ALMOST -- [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,768 >> YOU CAN BRINE OR NOT BRINE YOUR BIRD. >> Jimmy: HOW BIG IS YOUR AIR 238 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,537 FRYER FOR TURKEY >> WHAT'S HAPPENING, ARE YOU HOLDING IT 239 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,674 >> Jimmy: THIS IS MY AIR FRYER -- I HAVE TO HOLD THE BACK OF IT, YANK THE THING OUT 240 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:40,146 OF IT. LIKE A GIANT COFFEE FILTER >> THEY'VE GOT A DIFFERENT SIZE 241 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,049 DRUM, YOU COULD STUFF IT WITH A 14, 16 POUND BIRD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 242 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:46,152 >> AND IT COMES WITH A BASKET. YOU PUT THE BIRD IN THE BASKET, >> Jimmy: YEAH 243 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:50,423 >> YOU DROP IT IN, YOU HOOK IT UP TO A PROPANE TANK, IT'S GOT A HOSE 244 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:56,096 AND YOU JUST SET YOUR TIMER FOR THREE HOURS -- >> PAUL GOT ME MY OWN AIR 245 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:58,832 FRYER, I WAS SO EXCITED. AND I TOOK IT TO THE PROPANE GUY, LIKE, CAN YOU HELP ME GET 246 00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:00,800 IT AND HE'S LIKE, THAT'S JUST A A METAL TRASH CAN. 247 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:06,606 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PAUL, YOU ACTUALLY GOT WILL A METAL TRASH CAN 248 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,976 >> I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT, I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT I WAS TALKING A BIG GAME 249 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:14,047 >> Jimmy: OH, BIG GAME >> A BIG GAME. I WAS TALKING ABOUT, I SENT 250 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,883 WILL AN AIR FRYER. IT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: REALLY 251 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,153 >> I REALLY LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: I MADE LIKE A -- I THINK I REHEATED - 252 00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:23,556 >> NEXT YEAR NEXT YEAR, SINCE IT'S THANKSGIVING TONIGHT 253 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:29,763 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN USE YOUR - >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 254 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:32,298 >> YOU CAN USE YOUR AIR FRYER. >> Jimmy: HAPPY THANKSGIVING >> BY THE WAY, HAPPY 255 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,901 THANKSGIVING >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING 256 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,103 >> I LOVE THAT ALL THESE PEOPLE SACRIFICED THEIR THANKSGIVING - 257 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:46,046 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- TO BE HERE. * 258 00:20:46,046 --> 00:20:48,915 >> Jimmy: THEY ALL CAME RIGHT FROM THE PARADE. >> OH, YES 259 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,851 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL BALLOON OPERATORS. [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,688 >> YOU GUYS DO IT EVERY YEAR >> Jimmy: EVERY YEAR >> THAT'S NICE 261 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:57,857 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT IS A NICE THING. >> THEY WORK HARD. 262 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,826 IT'S WINDY AND IT'S A LOT OF WORK >> Jimmy: WE'RE FLOATING 263 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,329 THIS IS A FLOAT. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS THE NEWEST THANKSGIVING 264 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:07,600 DAY FLOAT, THE "TONIGHT SHOW" FLOAT. AND YOU GUYS ARE THE GUESTS, 265 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,070 AND WE'RE ON IT FOR LIKE ANOTHER FOUR HOURS, SO HEY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING 266 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:18,745 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE CHEERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 267 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:22,115 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, YOU DID IT 268 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:28,154 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? PAUL, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? SORRY ABOUT THAT 269 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,657 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT -- NO, NO, WILL - NO THAT'S POISON 270 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:34,260 THAT REALLY IS, BUT THEY ARE POISONOUS. THEY PROBABLY ARE POISONOUS. 271 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,996 >> THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS APPLE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU -- THAT'S 272 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:42,369 NOT AN APPLE WELCOME, I WILL SAY, WILL, I EXPECTED YOU A COUPLE WEEKS AGO 273 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:48,141 ON OUR SHOW AND, WELL, YOU DIDN'T SHOW TO BE HONEST >> OH, YEAH, YEAH. 274 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:52,846 NO, I NEVER GOT THE WORD [ LAUGHTER ] MY SECRETARY NEVER TOLD ME 275 00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:55,915 >> Jimmy: FRANZ? >> NO, LIL' WAYNE. [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:59,719 >> Jimmy: NOT THE RAPPER >> NOT THE RAPPER. HE'S A 320-POUND GUY WE CALL 277 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,223 LIL' WAYNE >> Jimmy: I GET IT IT'S FUNNY, YEAH 278 00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:05,759 >> HIS NAME'S WAYNE, CALL HIM LIL' WAYNE >> Jimmy: YEAH 279 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:09,696 >> BUT NO, LIL' WAYNE NEVER GAVE ME THE -- AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE 280 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,966 I FEEL MORTIFIED >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BOTH SACRIFICING AND BEING HERE 281 00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:17,337 BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T HERE, RYAN REYNOLDS ACTUALLY STEPPED IN TO DO THE INTERVIEW 282 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:21,941 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S SO NICE OF HIM >> Jimmy: SOME SAY 283 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:26,613 RYAN REYNOLDS IS A SEXY MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH! 284 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:31,117 >> Jimmy: BUT I WOULD SAY -- >> I AGREE >> Jimmy: THAT HE IS NOT THE 285 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:36,122 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BOOM 286 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:46,299 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 287 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:50,670 >> AH! AH AHH! 288 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:59,646 OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOO 289 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:02,048 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE, PAUL, I THINK YOU'RE - >> OH, DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING 290 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:05,552 YOU READ [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY THIS -- 291 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:11,224 WHEN WE ANNOUNCED ON OUR SHOW, THE AUDIENCE WENT NUTS BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES PAUL RUDD 292 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,626 >> I KNOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: INCLUDING US, WE LOVE 293 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:19,532 YOU. >> AND I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH IT BECAUSE I TURNED IT DOWN 294 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:26,539 [ LAUGHTER ] I GO, "PAUL, I CAN'T DO IT BUT SOMETHING'S COMING YOUR WAY. 295 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:29,809 >> SO I KIND OF RYAN REYNOLDSED IN AND TOOK IT OVER AND GOT THE TITLE. 296 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,911 I SHOWED UP FOR WILL >> Jimmy: ALL OF YOU REALLY GOOD LOOKING ACTORS JUST DO 297 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:37,250 THAT FOR WILL. HE BAILS ON STUFF AND THEN - >> I BAIL ON IT ALL THE TIME 298 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,086 >> BECAUSE WE LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I NEVER MET HIM 299 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:43,690 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> ME? >> YEAH. 300 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:46,493 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IT'S A PLEASURE. >> YOU GUYS WOULD SO LIKE EACH 301 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:51,331 OTHER. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN THIS LONG AND YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET 302 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:53,433 >> Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN. >> I'D LOVE TO SIT DOWN AND TALK WITH YOU SOMETIME 303 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:57,270 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND 304 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,639 TALK WITH WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD. WE'LL TALK, "THE SHRINK NEXT 305 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,275 DOOR." COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 306 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:22,162 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 307 00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:24,664 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD RIGHT HERE ON THANKSGIVING 308 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:29,502 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON THANKSGIVING, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. 309 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:32,072 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE SHRINK NEXT DOOR." BY THE WAY, IT'S FASCINATING, I 310 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:38,078 LOVE IT. IT'S FUNNY, IT'S DARK, IT'S REAL 311 00:24:38,078 --> 00:24:40,313 IT'S BASED ON A TRUE -- WELL, IT'S NOT REAL, YOU'RE ACTING IN IT 312 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:43,483 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT IT'S BASED ON A REAL THING, AND REAL GUYS, 313 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:50,357 AND REAL SITUATIONS. >> REAL STORY OF MARTY MARKOWITZ, WHO DECIDED TO 314 00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:57,364 TRY THERAPY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, HAD SOME ISSUES AND 27 YEARS LATER, WOKE UP AND 315 00:24:57,364 --> 00:25:03,470 REALIZED THAT THE THERAPIST, PLAYED BY PAUL, HAD FORCED HIM TO KIND OF DIVORCE HIMSELF FROM 316 00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:09,175 HIS ENTIRE FAMILY, HIS BUSINESS, HIS -- EVERY -- AND IT WAS JUST, KIND OF, LIKE HE 317 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:13,213 HAD FALLEN INTO A CULT >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS 318 00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:20,220 >> IT WAS A PODCAST. THERE WAS A REALLY POPULAR PODCAST WITH THE SAME NAME 319 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:23,823 AND I THINK WHEN IT CAME OUT I WAS LISTENING TO IT, WILL WAS LISTENING TO IT. 320 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:27,093 >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET THE GUY, THE REAL -- >> WE DID. 321 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,063 >> YEAH, WE SPENT A WHOLE DAY WITH HIM HUNG OUT AT HIS -- HAD THIS 322 00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:34,200 HAMPTON'S HOUSE, THAT THEY'D THROW ALL THESE PARTIES AT THAT - 323 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,470 THE DOCTOR TOOK OVER THE HOUSE AS IF IT WAS HIS OWN AND HE LIVED THERE AS A GREENS -- 324 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:44,244 GROUNDSKEEPER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S VERY -- BUT EACH 325 00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:48,848 STORY GETS MORE BIZARRE AS THEY GO ALONG >> Jimmy: DID YOU ASK HIM -- I 326 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:53,653 DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ASK HIM, LIKE, WHY WOULD YOU - >> YEAH, WE KIND OF -- 327 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:57,824 >> WE'RE LIKE, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AND HE'S LIKE, WELL -- 328 00:25:57,824 --> 00:26:03,496 IT WAS LIKE, YEAH, DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS. JUST OVER TIME, HE JUST DIDN'T 329 00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:05,899 REALIZE IT WAS ALL UNTIL HE WOKE UP KIND OF TOO LATE >> Jimmy: WOW. 330 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:09,402 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE 331 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:12,339 BUT YOU BOTH DO A FANTASTIC JOB TOGETHER IS IT HARD TO DO DRAMATIC 332 00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:15,742 SCENES WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN "ANCHORMAN. "ANCHORMAN 2." 333 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,912 RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS WORK VERY WELL 334 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:26,653 TOGETHER >> I THINK WE LIKED IT >> YEAH. 335 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:30,156 >> AND WE WERE KIND OF GOOFING AROUND WHEN WE WERE SETTING UP FOR SHOTS AND THINGS LIKE THAT 336 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:33,226 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE OFF SCREEN >> YEAH, BUT I THINK WE BOTH 337 00:26:33,226 --> 00:26:38,131 LIKED THE IDEA OF PLAYING SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE MIGHT NOT EXPECT 338 00:26:38,131 --> 00:26:41,634 >> WE ALREADY HAD A SHORTHAND WITH EACH OTHER AND IT MADE IT EASY 339 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:46,072 >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE YOU BEING ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, NOT ONLY BECAUSE IT'S THANKSGIVING, 340 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:51,378 BUT WE HAD A TALENT NIGHT HERE AND WE HAD A YOUNG MAN COME OUT EARLIER SING "TINY DANCER. 341 00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:56,416 ELTON JOHN >> WE HEARD ABOUT THIS >> Jimmy: HE WAS GREAT, AND 342 00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:59,452 PEOPLE REALLY LIKED HIM. BUT HE GOT HECKLED BY TWO PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE 343 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:26,046 >> OH, DID HE? >> Jimmy: NOW AND THEN WE HAVE PEOPLE IN OUR -- 344 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:26,079 >> Jimmy: NOW AND THEN WE HAVE PEOPLE IN OUR -- 345 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,082 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S RARE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 346 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:41,428 I DON'T EVEN KNOW. NO, IT'S PROBABLY HAS NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 347 00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:43,396 I DON'T BELIEVE. >> SO THIS WAS NOT A KNOWN ARTIST 348 00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:48,335 THIS WAS SOMEONE WHO JUST CAME ON THE SHOW TO SING FOR THE FIRST TIME 349 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,837 AND TONIGHT WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO SANG THE SONG "TINY DANCER" BY ELTON JOHN 350 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,573 >> THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU TO DO THAT, TO ALLOW THAT >> Jimmy: TO LET HIGGINS BOOK 351 00:27:53,573 --> 00:27:56,843 THE SHOW >> SURE, GIVE PEOPLE A SHOT. >> Jimmy: THIS WAS HIS BIG 352 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,712 SHOT, BUT HE GOT HECKLED THERE WAS TWO PEOPLE YELLING AT HIM DURING THE WHOLE -- IT'S 353 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:01,014 AWFUL STUFF. >> THAT'S TERRIBLE >> AND YOU FILMED THE PEOPLE 354 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,749 HECKLING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, THERE'S CAMERAS 355 00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:04,584 AROUND THE FUTURE SO THIS IS LIKE BASICALLY RIGHT 356 00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:06,353 IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIVING IN AN OCULUS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 357 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,321 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE HERE OR IF YOU'RE AUGMENTED REALITY. 358 00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:10,190 >> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW 359 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,258 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO THAT WAS - >> Jimmy: THOSE WERE REAL. 360 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,327 THOSE WERE REAL. YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN, I 361 00:28:14,327 --> 00:28:16,629 DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME. PLEASE DON'T EAT THAT BERRY. SERIOUSLY, STOP. 362 00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,932 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE REAL 363 00:28:18,932 --> 00:28:20,667 >> THEY'RE STYROFOAM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 364 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,769 OH, MY GOD >> BUT THEY'RE NOT BAD >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT BAD. 365 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:25,171 >> SO YOU LET THE SHOW -- YOU LET THE HECKLERS GO ON AND ON AND ON 366 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,674 YOU DIDN'T KICK THEM OUT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY, I WAS IN HAIR AND MAKE UP. 367 00:28:27,674 --> 00:28:30,310 >> OH, YOU WEREN'T HERE? >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T SEE IT. I WAS BACKSTAGE DOING HAIR AND 368 00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:32,579 MAKE UP. I DO IT FOR OTHER -- FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE 369 00:28:32,579 --> 00:28:34,247 [ LAUGHTER ] I DO HAIR AND MAKE UP FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE 370 00:28:34,247 --> 00:28:35,882 [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS FUN AND I JUST -- YOU KNOW - 371 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, YEAH, I WAS JUST KIND OF DOING THAT 372 00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:39,152 [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- >> MAYBE IT GOT BETTER 373 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,687 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: STILL NOT GOOD 374 00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:43,089 STILL NOT GOOD, I APOLOGIZE. I'LL TAKE IT, BUT I APOLOGIZE. THANK YOU, PAUL. 375 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:50,697 ALL RIGHT. BY ME. 376 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,600 OUR PARTIES AND ENJOY THEMSELVES, OR DO YOU WANT THEM TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE? 377 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,069 >> NO, I WANT THEM TO ENJOY THEMSELVES >> DO YOU WANT TO INVITE PEOPLE 378 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:58,605 TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU, HMM? LIKE DEBBIE DID? LIKE BELLOWS DID 379 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:00,907 KATHY -- TO A CERTAIN EXTENT >> NO, OF COURSE NOT >> I DIDN'T THINK SO 380 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,642 YOU KNOW, I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU. TO PROTECT YOU 381 00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:08,348 WE DON'T CARE, BUT WE'RE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU. >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 382 00:29:08,348 --> 00:29:11,384 JUST TRY NOT TO SAY THOSE KIND OF THINGS, OKAY. >> OKAY. 383 00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:14,354 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 384 00:29:14,354 --> 00:29:15,889 WILL FERRELL, PAUL RUDD, EVERYBODY. NEW EPISODES OF "THE SHRINK 385 00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:23,029 NEXT DOOR" RELEASE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 386 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:27,033 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 387 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:45,085 * >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE THE NEXT GUEST LIVE ON THE "NOBODY DOES 388 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:49,122 THIS TOUR. HE ALSO STARS IN "WELL DONE WITH SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO" 389 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:52,726 WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON DISCOVERY+ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ONE 390 00:29:52,726 --> 00:29:53,560 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ONE AND ONLY, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO 391 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:57,764 * 392 00:29:57,764 --> 00:30:14,881 * * 393 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,588 BETTER, RIGHT THERE. 394 00:30:21,588 --> 00:30:26,159 SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 395 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:29,029 THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WHAT IS THANKSGIVING LIKE? CAN YOU WALK ME THROUGH WHAT 396 00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:33,266 IT'S LIKE AT THE MANISCALCO HOUSE? >> NORMALLY IT'S AT MY 397 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:39,839 MOTHER'S -- MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S HOUSE IN FLORIDA THIS YEAR, DUE TO LOGISTICS, 398 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:44,544 UM, AT MY FATHER'S HOUSE AND -- >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT LIKE 399 00:30:44,544 --> 00:30:50,316 >> MUSSELS AND OCTOPUS [ LAUGHTER ] NO TURKEY, NO YAMS 400 00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:57,991 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> IT'S BRIGOLE, EGG PLANT, PASTA -- WHAT THE PILGRIMS ATE 401 00:30:57,991 --> 00:31:06,299 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF YOUR DAD, I CONGRATULATED YOU BACKSTAGE, 402 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,902 BUT I REALLY MEAN THIS, I KNOW YOU'RE SHOOTING A MOVIE BASED ON YOUR DAD'S LIFE 403 00:31:08,902 --> 00:31:13,273 AND YOU'RE PLAYING YOU >> YES [ APPLAUSE ] 404 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:16,776 >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT FOR THIS. YOUR DAD IS BEING PLAYED BY 405 00:31:16,776 --> 00:31:18,345 ROBERT DE NIRO >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 406 00:31:18,345 --> 00:31:27,721 >> Jimmy: BUDDY! >> YEAH, IT'S, UM, WE SHOT THIS THING IN ALABAMA FOR TWO 407 00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:31,658 MONTHS [ CHEERS ] ALABAMA'S HERE TONIGHT 408 00:31:31,658 --> 00:31:34,728 AND, UM -- >> Jimmy: NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY JUST A FAN OF TWO MONTHS 409 00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:38,531 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY LOVE TWO MONTHS "HELL YEAH, WE WERE WAITING TO 410 00:31:38,531 --> 00:31:44,004 HEAR JIMMY SAY THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU FREAK OUT 411 00:31:44,004 --> 00:31:51,344 IT'S YOUR HERO, MAN. >> HERE'S A GUY I GREW UP WATCHING "CASINO." 412 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:54,614 I USED TO WORK AT THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL. I'VE WAITED ON ROBERT DE NIRO. 413 00:31:54,614 --> 00:31:57,984 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I ACTUALLY HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU WORKING AT THE FOUR SEASONS 414 00:31:57,984 --> 00:32:00,620 >> YEP, THAT'S ME, AT THE FOUR SEASONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:05,425 >> Jimmy: AND HOW WAS -- HOW WAS ROBERT DE NIRO WHEN YOU MET HIM? 416 00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:08,595 HOW WAS HE >> YOU KNOW, QUIET AND, YOU KNOW, HE JUST -- HE WAS EATING 417 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:12,632 A LOT OF ALMONDS WE GAVE, LIKE, FREE SNACKS THIS GUY WAS WOLFING DOWN 418 00:32:12,632 --> 00:32:17,570 ALMONDS LIKE THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 419 00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:22,909 AND SUBSEQUENTLY NOW, 15 YEARS LATER, HE'S PLAYING MY FATHER. SO, MY FATHER COMES TO THE SET 420 00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:29,482 BECAUSE DE NIRO WANTED SOME HELP ON HOW TO DO HIGHLIGHTS MY DAD'S A BEAUTICIAN, AND IN 421 00:32:29,482 --> 00:32:31,551 THE MOVIE THERE'S A SALON SCENE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 422 00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:37,557 >> SO MY DAD'S SHOWING DE NIRO HOW TO DO HIGHLIGHTS AND MY DAD COMES UP TO ME AFTER 423 00:32:37,557 --> 00:32:43,897 HE'S DONE, HE'S LIKE, "HOW MUCH AM I GETTING PAID HERE?" [ LAUGHTER ] 424 00:32:43,897 --> 00:32:46,433 LIKE, DAD -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING? >> NO, HE WANTS A SALARY 425 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:50,570 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DAD, YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH ROBERT DE NIRO. 426 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:54,941 >> NO, HE'S LIKE, "I'M LOSING CLIENTS BACK HOME TO DO THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 427 00:32:54,941 --> 00:33:01,715 AT LEAST A THOUSAND A DAY. >> Jimmy: DAD, OH, MY GOSH THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE 428 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:03,917 YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR "NOBODY DOES THIS" TOUR. >> YES 429 00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:08,955 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT YOU'RE SO FUNNY, BUDDY I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, BUT I 430 00:33:08,955 --> 00:33:13,093 REALLY MEAN IT AND YOU CRUSH, YOU SELL OUT ARENAS 431 00:33:13,093 --> 00:33:14,961 YOU SOLD OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, DECEMBER 28th. 432 00:33:14,961 --> 00:33:21,067 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE AT THE BARCLAYS CENTER, DECEMBER 29th 433 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:26,106 WHAT IS IT -- WHAT IS IT LIKE TO GO OUT IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE 434 00:33:26,106 --> 00:33:29,609 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S DIFFERENT. I STARTED IN THE COMEDY CLUBS, GRADUATED TO THEATERS. 435 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:32,779 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE DOING ARENAS MY ACT IS KIND OF TAYLOR MADE 436 00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:36,483 FOR ARENAS I'M KIND OF PHYSICAL, A LOT OF FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, WHAT HAVE 437 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:40,954 YOU. AND IT'S NICE TO GO OUT THERE TO, YOU KNOW, 20,000 PEOPLE. 438 00:33:40,954 --> 00:33:44,791 IT'S A DIFFERENT ENERGY, OBVIOUSLY, THAN A THEATER OR A A COMEDY CLUB. 439 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,293 I THINK THE COMEDY CLUB THOUGH IS ALWAYS THE BEST PLACE TO PERFORM. 440 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:49,829 IT'S 150 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. >> Jimmy: BUT I THINK YOU DO 441 00:33:49,829 --> 00:33:56,369 SOMETHING THAT -- FOR THOSE GIANT ARENAS, YOU DO -- YOU HAVE THESE TINY LITTLE NUANCES 442 00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:59,873 YOU MAKE LIKE A, "EH." THEY HEAR YOU. THEY'RE LISTENING FOR THAT "EH" 443 00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:06,780 AND YOU GET A GIANT LAUGH. IF I WAS DOING A BIG ARENA, I'D SCREAM THE WHOLE TIME. 444 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:10,817 "OH, MY GOSH, MY DAD --" I WOULD JUST YELL -- "CALM IT DOWN BUDDY. 445 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:19,059 >> YOU'VE GOT A DIFFERENT STYLE OF COMEDY, WHICH IS FINE [ LAUGHTER ] 446 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:23,063 YOU KNOW, HIGH ENERGY, ALWAYS HAPPY, ALWAYS SMILING. AND I -- I LOOK LIKE I'M 447 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:27,200 FALLING INTO A COMA. SO, THAT'S WHY A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "EH. 448 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:32,906 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EH, IS GREAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW, 449 00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:35,742 BECAUSE HOW DID COME ABOUT IT'S ON DISCOVERY+, WHICH I DO LOVE 450 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:39,245 BUT IT'S CALLED "WELL DONE." >> "WELL DONE," YEAH, IT'S A A COOKING SHOW 451 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:42,716 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND OVER THE PANDEMIC -- I GOT A PASSION FOR FOOD 452 00:34:42,716 --> 00:34:45,785 I WAS COOKING, LIKE, BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER I FELT LIKE I WAS RUNNING 453 00:34:45,785 --> 00:34:49,956 A HOTEL OVER THE PANDEMIC. I WAS -- I WAS -- I WAS REALLY DOING A LOT OF COOKING 454 00:34:49,956 --> 00:34:53,893 I WAS LIKE, "HOW DO I MARRY CULINARY ARTS WITH COMEDY? SO I CAME UP WITH A SHOW CALLED 455 00:34:53,893 --> 00:34:57,597 "WELL DONE." IT'S 13 EPISODES AROUND THINGS I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN THE 456 00:34:57,597 --> 00:35:02,936 CULINARY ARTS. SUSHI, STEAK, DOG FOOD WE DID AN EPISODE ON DOG FOOD. 457 00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:09,042 BARTENDING, AND IT'S FUN IT'S DIFFERENT FROM STAND-UP >> Jimmy: WHAT IS DOG FOOD 458 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:11,044 LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE A DOG. 459 00:35:11,044 --> 00:35:16,516 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I USED TO MAKE - IS THAT ODD? 460 00:35:16,516 --> 00:35:19,552 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S INTERESTING YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE DOG FOOD BUSINESS, I 461 00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:23,390 MEAN - >> WELL, I USED TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO USED TO GO TO THESE 462 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:27,427 QUOTE/UNQUOTE GOURMET DOG FOOD PLACES I'M LIKE, "WHAT -- IT'S A DOG. 463 00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:32,799 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I WENT TO INVESTIGATE WHAT'S GOING ON AT THESE 464 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:37,604 PLACES, AND I LEARNED THAT ACTUALLY IT'S BETTER FOOD FOR THE DOG. 465 00:35:37,604 --> 00:35:41,541 IT'S LIKE THEY SERVE CHICKEN AND BEEF, LIKE WHAT WE WOULD EAT BUT NOT SEASONED 466 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:47,113 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU INTERESTED IN THIS? [ LAUGHTER ] 467 00:35:47,113 --> 00:35:50,950 >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT A A CLIP 468 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:54,988 HERE'S A PEEK AT "WELL DONE -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- "WELL DONE WITH 469 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:56,489 SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO," TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 470 00:35:57,891 --> 00:36:00,126 >> IS THAT A GOOD AMOUNT AND WE PUT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE 471 00:36:00,126 --> 00:36:04,064 >> YES >> THREE CUCUMBERS RIGHT BEHIND THE TUNA AND SPROUTS 472 00:36:04,064 --> 00:36:07,867 >> SPROUTS >> OKAY. NOW WE'RE GOING TO ROLL, RIGHT 473 00:36:07,867 --> 00:36:12,472 >> YES >> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT HOW IT'S DONE 474 00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:15,108 VERY SIMILAR TO STAND-UP COMEDY THE JOKE NEEDS TO BE TOLD 475 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:21,881 RIGHT. THE TIMING NEEDS TO BE THERE >> YEAH, AND SEE YOUR WORK 476 00:36:21,881 --> 00:36:26,920 >> MY FIRST ROLL LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE -- IF IT HAD BEEN RUN OVER BY A MINI VAN. 477 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,623 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 478 00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:35,662 NEW EPISODES OF "WELL DONE WITH SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO" PREMIERE EVERY TUESDAY ON DISCOVERY+. 479 00:36:35,662 --> 00:36:38,932 AND CHECK OUT HIS "NOBODY DOES THIS" TOUR WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 480 00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:42,202 A PERFORMANCE FROM JENNY LEWIS STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 481 00:36:42,202 --> 00:37:02,789 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW SONG, "PUPPY AND A TRUCK" 482 00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:03,289 SONG, "PUPPY AND A TRUCK" HERE'S JENNY LEWIS 483 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:16,803 * 484 00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:21,041 * MY FORTIES AR KICKING MY ASS AND HANDING THEM TO ME 485 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:31,317 IN A MARGARITA GLASS * * I WAS INFATUATE WITH AN OLDER MA 486 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:42,262 AND THEN I DATED A PSYCHOPATH * * SO I'M 44 IN 2020 487 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:48,501 AND THANK GO I SAVED UP SOME MONEY * * TIME TO RUMINATE LIKE 488 00:37:48,501 --> 00:38:04,017 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT LIKE A SHOT OF GOOD LUCK I GOT A PUPPY AND A TRUCK * 489 00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:17,464 * IF YOU FEEL LIKE GIVING U SHUT U GET A PUPPY AND A TRUCK * 490 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:24,137 * I DON'T MESS WITH MOPAR TESLA OR FOR I'M A CHEVROLET ANGEL LORD * 491 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:33,646 * TRADED MY '64 MALIB FOR A VA AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH * 492 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:40,320 * THAT'S THE ONLY REGRE I HAVE I NEED A DOG THAT' 493 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:47,093 HYPOALLERGENIC * * IN THE POODLE MILIE AND PHOTOGENIC 494 00:38:47,093 --> 00:39:00,540 DON'T SHED DON'T BAR AND CAN PLAY IN THE BAND * * LIKE A SHOT OF GOOD LUC 495 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:12,118 I GOT A PUPPY AND A TRUC IF YOU SEE US ROLLING UP THUMBS UP * 496 00:39:12,118 --> 00:39:21,394 * PUPPY AND A TRUCK I DON'T GOT NO KID I DON'T GOT NO KID 497 00:39:21,394 --> 00:39:28,168 I DON'T GOT NO ROOTS * * I'M AN ORPHAN CATCH ME IF YOU CA 498 00:39:28,168 --> 00:39:38,778 I'M LACING UP MY BOOTS LIKE A SHOT OF GOOD LUCK * * I GOT A PUPPY AND A TRUCK 499 00:39:38,778 --> 00:39:54,194 AND SOME UNCONDITIONAL LOV LIKE A SHOT OF GOOD LUCK GET A PUPPY AND A TRUCK * 500 00:39:54,194 --> 00:40:02,168 * IF YOU SEE US ROLLING U SAY WHAT'S U PUPPY AND A TRUCK * 501 00:40:02,168 --> 00:40:13,013 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 502 00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:17,817 WILL FERRELL, PAUL RUDD, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO JENNY LEWIS, ONCE AGAIN! 503 00:40:17,817 --> 00:40:22,288 AND THE ROOTS OVER THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 504 00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:25,458 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY. 505 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:27,227 GOODNIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *