>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD
SABASTIAN MANISCALCO MUSICAL GUEST JENNY LEWIS, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1559, GOBBLE >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS ] THANK YOU. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.
PLEASE, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A VERY
HAPPY THANKSGIVING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
HAPPY THANKSGIVING HAPPY THANKSGIVING HAPPY THANKSGIVING
I DIDN'T MISS CELEBRATING OVER ZOOM, BUT I DEFINITELY MISSED THAT MUTE BUTTON
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE HOLIDAY IS PRETTY MUCH OVER, WHICH MEANS RIGHT
NOW EVERYONE'S BACK WITH THEIR IMMEDIATE FAMILY TALKING SMACK ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ON THANKSGIVING, THERE ARE ALWAYS TWO KINDS OF FAMILIES -
THE ONE THAT WAKES UP EARLY TO RUN A 5K, AND THE ONE THAT STAYS UP LATE TO REHEAT ALL THE
FOOD THEY JUST PUT AWAY. IT'S LIKE, ALRIGHT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] WHO'S HUNGRY LET'S MAKE SOME SANDWICHES
COME ON! I READ THAT MORE THAN HALF OF ALL PEOPLE SAID THAT THEY WERE
EXERCISING IN THE WEEKS LEADING UP TO THANKSGIVING YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE TIME TO
CUT BACK WHEN WE'RE ALL TRAINING FOR A MEAL. DON'T YOU FEEL
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE FIRST THANKSGIVING WAS CELEBRATED 400 YEARS AGO
IN 1621. [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] THAT'S RIGHT
THAT WAS THE - [ APPLAUSE ] THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE
FINISHED EATING, THEN LOOKED AT THEIR SPOUSE LIKE, "WHEN ARE THEY GONNA LEAVE?"
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE THANKSGIVING
IT WAS A FUN DAY OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN YEAH, IT WAS A FUN DAY OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF UNCLE
RALPH'S VACCINATED WITHOUT ACTUALLY ASKING IF HE'S VACCINATED
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "HOW YOU DOING, UNCLE RALPH? IS THAT A BAND-AID ON YOUR
SHOULDER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SECOND SHOT HURT WORSE THAN THE
FIRST ONE? THIRD ONE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE TOOK VACCINATION STATUS VERY SERIOUSLY.
THOUGH, I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD TO SEE A BOUNCER OUTSIDE GRANDMA'S HOUSE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I.D. AND VAX CARD. YOU CAN GO SEE NONA.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO DRINK WINE ON THANKSGIVING.
I LOVE HOW - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE HOW MY AUNT PUTS AWAY
THREE GLASSES AND SAYS, "BOY, THAT TURKEY REALLY MAKES YOU SLEEPY."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, 63% OF PEOPLE DRINK WINE, 19% DRINK BEER, AND 10% DRINK
LIQUOR WHILE THE OTHER 8% MIX ALL THAT TOGETHER AND WAKE UP ON
CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE IN THE AUDIENCE HERE
TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME.
AND IN THE BAND. THIS YEAR, AS ALWAYS, THE FOOD PEOPLE FEARED TO COOK THE MOST
WAS TURKEY IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TOO LATE, IT'S DRY
IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TOO EARLY, YOU GOTTA RUB IT DOWN WITH PURELL
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TURKEYS ARE ALWAYS SCARY TO COOK, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DEEP
FRY IT THE ONLY THING MORE DANGEROUS THAN YOUR DAD SAYING, "I'M
GONNA GO DEEP FRY THE TURKEY," IS HIM SAYING, "I'M GONNA GO KNOCK THE ICICLES OFF THE
GUTTERS. [ LAUGHTER ] "OH, MY GOD.
ACTUALLY, I READ THAT TOFU TURKEYS WENT UP IN SALES THIS YEAR
IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT. INSTEAD OF PEOPLE SAYING, "WHITE OR DARK MEAT?
THEY GO, "GREY OR SLIGHTLY GREYER MEAT? [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, I READ THAT MOST AMERICANS PREFER THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS TO THE ACTUAL DINNER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN ASKED WHY, THEY SAID, "BECAUSE I GET TO EAT IT ALONE
OVER THE SINK. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE BEST.
COME ON. >> Jimmy: I READ THAT AIR TRAVEL THIS WEEK WAS EXPECTED
TO NEARLY REACH PRE-PANDEMIC LEVELS TO ACCOMMODATE ALL THE EXTRA
PASSENGERS, DELTA AND AMERICAN ADDED FLIGHTS. WHILE SPIRIT ADDED ANOTHER ROW
OF FOLDING CHAIRS TO THE WINGS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE TRAVELING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A A YEAR
SO THINGS WERE A LITTLE HECTIC HERE, CHECK OUT THIS NEWS STORY I SAW ABOUT IT
FIRST TIME SINCE 2019. SO, EXPECT TO DEAL WITH ALL
SORTS OF PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORT, INCLUDING -- THE PERSON IN THE TSA LINE, WHO
HAS APPARENTLY NEVER TAKEN THEIR SHOES OFF IN THEIR LIFE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THE PEOPLE IN ZONE 17, WHO STAND IN THE WAY WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BOARDING
THE PERSON CHUGGING A GALLON AQUIAFINA BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T REALIZE IT COUNTED AS A LIQUID
PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THEIR BOARDING PASS HANDY, EVEN THOUGH THEY JUST SPENT HALF AN
HOUR IN LINE BEING TOLD TO HAVE IT HANDY AND OF COURSE, THE HARDEST
THING TO DEAL WITH, BABIES >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH INTERESTING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, WHAT IS THANKSGIVING WITHOUT FOOTBALL?
AM I RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EARLIER TONIGHT THE
BUFFALO BILLS FACED OFF AGAINST THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS NOW, AS YOU KNOW AT THE END OF
EVERY SEASON, THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT
AWARDS DURING THE SEASON I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW
SUPERLATIVES."
* TONIGHT SHO
SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS FROM THE BILLS
IT'S A.J. KLEIN. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO APPEAR IN YOUR DRIVEWAY WHEN
THERE'S A FLASH OF LIGHTNING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
NEXT FROM THE BILLS, HARRISON PHILLIPS. HE WAS VOTED WORLD'S STRONGEST
CABBAGE PATCH KID. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE BILLS IS
TYLER MATAKEVICH HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SCREAM "CLASS OF '08 FOREVER"
AND THEN COMPLETELY MISS THE POOL HE WAS TRYING TO JUMP INTO
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "WHAAT OH, MAN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP FROM THE BILLS IS TOMMY DOYLE.
HE VOTED MOST LIKELY TO RIP HIS PELOTON OFF THE HINGES SO HE COULD RIDE IT AROUND THE
NEIGHBORHOOD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "THIS BIKE SUCKS!"
NEXT UP FROM THE SAINTS IS CHRISTIAN RINGO. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO
HAVE A RIVAL NAMED JEWISH McCARTNEY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT "DON'T BLAME ME. HE BROKE UP THE TEAM."
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP FROM THE BILLS IS MATT MILANO.
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE WATCHING THE GAME AT THANKSGIVING DINNER THEN
REALIZE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] AND FINALLY, FROM THE SAINTS IS RYAN RAMCZYK
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO EAR EVERY FOOD LIKE IT'S CORN ON THE COB.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE THE SUPERLATIVES
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW HAPPY THANKSGIVING GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY
THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE HERE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WATCHING
AT HOME. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY, UH - THEY STAR IN THE LIMITED SERIES
"THE SHRINK NEXT DOOR" ON APPLE TV+. WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD ARE
HERE THIS EVENING. >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM ON HIS "NOBODY DOES THIS" STAND-UP TOUR AND HE STARS IN
"WELL DONE WITH SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO" ON DISCOVERY+
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUNNY, FUNNY HUMAN BEINGS
TONIGHT. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JENNY LEWIS!
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
EVERY FAMILY WATCHING AT HOME, JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU. TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:30 P.M., MY
CHILDREN'S BOOK, "FIVE MORE SLEEPS 'TIL CHRISTMAS," HAS BEEN TURNED INTO AN ANIMATED
SPECIAL -- >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: ON NBC
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TOMORROW NIGHT
TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:30, AFTER "THE GRINCH. I SHOULD SAY "FIVE MORE SLEEPS"
IS ABOUT A BOY - CAN I GET MAYBE SOME NICE -- MAYBE SENTIMENTAL HOLIDAY
MUSIC, MAYBE * PERFECT.
>> Steve: A LITTLE VINCE GUARALDI, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, PERFECT.
IT'S ABOUT A BOY AND HIS DOG >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: AND THEY JUST CAN'T
WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS IT'S HARD TO GET TO SLEEP. AND THEN A NEW FAMILY MEMBER -
>> Steve: UH-OH. >> Jimmy: COMES INTO HIS LIFE. DOES THAT MESS UP HIS PLANS FOR
THE HOLIDAYS TUNE IN TO FIND OUT TOMORROW AT 8:30.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PRESENTED BY SAMSUNG
PRESENTED BY SAMSUNG AND THEN MONDAY NIGHT AT 10:00 P.M., AFTER "THE VOICE"
IS MY SHOW, "THAT'S MY JAM" -- >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: THAT'S STARTING --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * SO, I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS THAT
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT YOU GUYS, AS I SAID, TODAY IS THANKSGIVING
IT'S A DAY ALL ABOUT GIVING THANKS SO I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER DAY TO
WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES? DO YOU GUYS MIND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COULD I DO IT NOW? JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU
NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * LOOK, HE'S EATING SOMETHING.
>> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. MAYBE IT'S LEFTOVERS >> Jimmy: HE'S EATING
LEFTOVERS. [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: IT'S A TURKEY LEG.
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, GRAVY BOATS, FOR LOOKING LIKE I'M
ABOUT TO SUMMON A GENIE WITH HIGH CHOLESTEROL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* THANK YOU, TURKEY, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU "SAVORY AMBIEN."
[ APPLAUSE ] * THANK YOU, PECAN PIE, FOR
ALWAYS STARTING A SPIRITED THANKSGIVING ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW TO PROPERLY PRONOUNCE YOUR
NAME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S PECAN
IT'S PECAN PIE-EE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
THANK YOU, ADDING A LEAF TO THE DINING TABLE, FOR MAKING SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY THING GETTING
WIDER ON THANKSGIVING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, PERSON WHO BRINGS SALAD TO THANKSGIVING DINNER
WE AREN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOUR FACE, BUT YOU BEST BELIEVE YOU'RE GETTING DRAGGED
IN THE GROUP CHAT AS WE SPEAK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SALAD?
>> Steve: ARE YOU KIDDING? >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
* THANK YOU, SQUASH, FOR LOOKING LIKE THE PUMPKIN THAT'S SUCKING
IN ITS GUT FOR A SELFIE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, BLACK FRIDAY SALES, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU "THE PURGE: WALMART EDITION.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING FUN WITH WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TINY DANCER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* BLUE JEAN BABY * >> WHERE IS SHE FROM * L.A. LADY *
>> WHAT IS HER OCCUPATION? * SEAMSTRESS FOR THE BAND * >> THE BAND HAS IT'S OWN
SEAMSTRESS THAT SEEMS EXCESSIVE * PRETTY EYE *
>> DOES SHE SMILE LIKE A A PIRATE * PIRATE SMILE *
>> SHE DOES SMILE LIKE A A PIRATE, I KNEW IT. * MARRY A MUSIC MAN *
>> IT'S BETTER TO MARRY AN ARCHITECT THEY MAKE WAY MORE MONEY.
* BALLERINA * >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS A SEAMSTRESS
* YOU MUST HAVE SEEN HER * >> WHERE WALTZING ON THE BEACH * DANCING IN THE SAND *
>> AW, COME ON PAL, SAME DIFFERENCE * NOW SHE'S IN ME *
>> WHAT? DID YOU EAT HER? * ALWAYS WITH ME *
>> EATING PEOPLE IS NOT COOL * TINY DANCER IN MY HAND * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> HEY EXCUSE ME.
I THINK THAT'S MY SEAT NEXT TO YOU. >> WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T SHOW UP
LATE TO A MUSICAL PERFORMANCE. IT'S REALLY RUDE >> I KNOW, I'M SORRY
>> YOU'RE BEING REALLY RUDE RIGHT NOW. >> I'M SORRY, THERE WAS
TRAFFIC. I HAD TO TAKE LIKE FIVE DIFFERENT LIME SCOOTERS TO GET
HERE * JESUS FREAKS * >> OH, I LOVE JESUS!
* OUT IN THE STREET * >> AND I LOVE STREET * HANDING TICKETS
OUT FOR GOD * >> DO YOU MEAN PARKING TICKETS >> I HAVE SO MANY UNPAID
TICKETS. * TURNING BACK * >> I HAVE 35 UNPAID TICKETS.
* SHE JUST LAUGHS * >> THERE'S A BOOT ON MY DURANGO.
* THE BOULEVARD IS NOT THAT BAD * >> HEY, HEY, NEW TOPIC
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BILLY JOEL SONG * PIANO MAN *
>> THAT'S KIND OF GO-TO. * HE MAKES HIS STAND * >> YEAH I WOULD HAVE SAID --
>> Both: "CAPTAIN JACK." JINX * IN THE AUDITORIUM *
* CAPTAIN JAC WILL GET YOU HIGH TONIGHT * * LOOKING ON *
* AND TAKE YOU TO YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND * * SHE SINGS THE SONG *
>> DOES SHE KNOW THE WORDS, THE TUNE, OR BOTH? * SHE KNOWS THE WORDS
THE TUNE SHE HUMS * >> Both: NICE. HEY WHY DO WE LOOK SO MUCH
ALIKE? AM I YOU ARE YOU ME
OH, MY GOD, I'M BEAUTIFUL. [ LAUGHTER ] * OH HOW IT
FEELS SO REAL * >> WHAT DOES * LYING HERE *
>> YOU'RE STANDING, BRO. * WITH NO ONE NEA ONLY YOU *
>> THERE'S LIKE 200 OF US, BRO * AND YOU CAN HEAR ME * >> WE CAN HEAR YOU 'CAUSE
YOU'RE SO GOD DANG LOUD. * WHEN I SAY SOFTLY * >> Both: THIS AIN'T SO SOFT.
* SLOWLY * >> Both: BUT THIS IS SLOWLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* HOLD ME CLOSE TINY DANCER * >> WAIT ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT
US TO HOLD YOU * COUNT THE HEADLIGHT ON THE HIGHWAY *
>> I THINK HE'S SAYING HE WANTS US TO HOLD HIM * LAY ME DOWN
IN SHEETS OF LINEN * >> LUCKY FOR YOU, I NEVER LEAVE MY HOME WITHOUT MY LINEN
SHEETS * YOU HAD A BUSY DA TODAY *
>> WE'RE ABOUT TO GET BUSY HOLDING YOU! >> HERE WE COME, SINGING BOY
* HOLD ME CLOSE TINY DANCER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* COUNT THE HEADLIGHT ON THE HIGHWAY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* LAY ME DOWN IN SHEETS OF LINEN YOU HAD A BUSY DAY TODAY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
* HOLD ME CLOSE TINY DANCER * * CAPTAIN JACK WILL
GET YOU HIGH TONIGHT * * TAKE YOU TO YOU SPECIAL ISLAND *
* HOLD ME CLOSE
TINY DANCER * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE TWO OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST
TALENTED PEOPLE WE KNOW, THEY STAR IN THE LIMITED SERIES "THE SHRINK NEXT DOOR" NEW EPISODES
RELEASED FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS, PLEASE WELCOME WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
>> Jimmy: AND THREW IT INTO THE
CROWD? >> AND THREW IT INTO THE CROWD >> Jimmy: WELCOME, PAUL.
WELCOME, WILL. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, HAPPY THANKSGIVING
>> HAPPY THANKSGIVING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
>> Jimmy: BESIDES CELEBRATING HERE WITH US, HOW WILL YOU BE CELEBRATING THANKSGIVING
DO YOU HAVE ANY TRADITIONS >> UM, TURKEY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU DO TURKEY? >> YOU GO TO TURKEY? >> COOK A TURKEY
I DO -- WE COOK A REGULAR TURKEY AND THEN I DO WHAT'S CALLED A HALLOWEEN TURKEY.
>> Jimmy: I GET IT >> AND, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I GET IT >> WHAT I DO IS I COLLECT ALL MY KID'S HALLOWEEN CANDY, I
SAVE IT UNTIL HALLOWEEN AND THAT BECOMES THE STUFFING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE STUFFING
RIGHT THERE, ABSOLUTELY. >> IT'S A CHOCOLATEY NOUGATY MESS WITH ALL OF THE WRAPPERS
INSIDE THE CAVITY OF THE TURKEY >> THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS
>> Jimmy: I'VE HEARD OF THAT YEAH, I SAW MARTHA STEWART MAYBE DO SOMETHING ON THAT
>> SHE DID >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER
PAUL, YOU ARE INTO -- DO YOU DO THIS FOR YOUR TURKEYS? DO YOU AIR FRY YOUR TURKEYS?
>> HE DOES >> I DO. >> HE BOUGHT ME AN AIR FRYER
TOO. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE AIR FRYER.
BECAUSE I OWN ONE. >> YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT >> DO YOU NOT USE YOURS?
>> Jimmy: NO >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT -- I USED IT ONCE AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID HERE THAT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE
IN MY TOASTER OVEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S SO EASY TO DO.
YOU OIL THE DRUM [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, YOU DON'T
WHAT AM I SAYING IT'S AN OIL LESS FRYER >> YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO OIL
IT >> OH, MY GOD, I ALMOST -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU CAN BRINE OR NOT BRINE YOUR BIRD. >> Jimmy: HOW BIG IS YOUR AIR
FRYER FOR TURKEY >> WHAT'S HAPPENING, ARE YOU HOLDING IT
>> Jimmy: THIS IS MY AIR FRYER -- I HAVE TO HOLD THE BACK OF IT, YANK THE THING OUT
OF IT. LIKE A GIANT COFFEE FILTER >> THEY'VE GOT A DIFFERENT SIZE
DRUM, YOU COULD STUFF IT WITH A 14, 16 POUND BIRD. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
>> AND IT COMES WITH A BASKET. YOU PUT THE BIRD IN THE BASKET, >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YOU DROP IT IN, YOU HOOK IT UP TO A PROPANE TANK, IT'S GOT A HOSE
AND YOU JUST SET YOUR TIMER FOR THREE HOURS -- >> PAUL GOT ME MY OWN AIR
FRYER, I WAS SO EXCITED. AND I TOOK IT TO THE PROPANE GUY, LIKE, CAN YOU HELP ME GET
IT AND HE'S LIKE, THAT'S JUST A A METAL TRASH CAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: PAUL, YOU ACTUALLY GOT WILL A METAL TRASH CAN
>> I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT, I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT I WAS TALKING A BIG GAME
>> Jimmy: OH, BIG GAME >> A BIG GAME. I WAS TALKING ABOUT, I SENT
WILL AN AIR FRYER. IT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> I REALLY LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: I MADE LIKE A -- I THINK I REHEATED -
>> NEXT YEAR NEXT YEAR, SINCE IT'S THANKSGIVING TONIGHT
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN USE YOUR - >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> YOU CAN USE YOUR AIR FRYER. >> Jimmy: HAPPY THANKSGIVING >> BY THE WAY, HAPPY
THANKSGIVING >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING
>> I LOVE THAT ALL THESE PEOPLE SACRIFICED THEIR THANKSGIVING -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- TO BE HERE. *
>> Jimmy: THEY ALL CAME RIGHT FROM THE PARADE. >> OH, YES
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL BALLOON OPERATORS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU GUYS DO IT EVERY YEAR >> Jimmy: EVERY YEAR >> THAT'S NICE
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT IS A NICE THING. >> THEY WORK HARD.
IT'S WINDY AND IT'S A LOT OF WORK >> Jimmy: WE'RE FLOATING
THIS IS A FLOAT. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS THE NEWEST THANKSGIVING
DAY FLOAT, THE "TONIGHT SHOW" FLOAT. AND YOU GUYS ARE THE GUESTS,
AND WE'RE ON IT FOR LIKE ANOTHER FOUR HOURS, SO HEY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE CHEERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD, YOU DID IT
HOW DID YOU DO THAT? PAUL, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? SORRY ABOUT THAT
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT -- NO, NO, WILL - NO THAT'S POISON
THAT REALLY IS, BUT THEY ARE POISONOUS. THEY PROBABLY ARE POISONOUS.
>> THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS APPLE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU -- THAT'S
NOT AN APPLE WELCOME, I WILL SAY, WILL, I EXPECTED YOU A COUPLE WEEKS AGO
ON OUR SHOW AND, WELL, YOU DIDN'T SHOW TO BE HONEST >> OH, YEAH, YEAH.
NO, I NEVER GOT THE WORD [ LAUGHTER ] MY SECRETARY NEVER TOLD ME
>> Jimmy: FRANZ? >> NO, LIL' WAYNE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NOT THE RAPPER >> NOT THE RAPPER. HE'S A 320-POUND GUY WE CALL
LIL' WAYNE >> Jimmy: I GET IT IT'S FUNNY, YEAH
>> HIS NAME'S WAYNE, CALL HIM LIL' WAYNE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT NO, LIL' WAYNE NEVER GAVE ME THE -- AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE
I FEEL MORTIFIED >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BOTH SACRIFICING AND BEING HERE
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T HERE, RYAN REYNOLDS ACTUALLY STEPPED IN TO DO THE INTERVIEW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S SO NICE OF HIM >> Jimmy: SOME SAY
RYAN REYNOLDS IS A SEXY MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH!
>> Jimmy: BUT I WOULD SAY -- >> I AGREE >> Jimmy: THAT HE IS NOT THE
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BOOM
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> AH! AH AHH!
OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOO
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE, PAUL, I THINK YOU'RE - >> OH, DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING
YOU READ [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WILL SAY THIS --
WHEN WE ANNOUNCED ON OUR SHOW, THE AUDIENCE WENT NUTS BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES PAUL RUDD
>> I KNOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: INCLUDING US, WE LOVE
YOU. >> AND I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH IT BECAUSE I TURNED IT DOWN
[ LAUGHTER ] I GO, "PAUL, I CAN'T DO IT BUT SOMETHING'S COMING YOUR WAY.
>> SO I KIND OF RYAN REYNOLDSED IN AND TOOK IT OVER AND GOT THE TITLE.
I SHOWED UP FOR WILL >> Jimmy: ALL OF YOU REALLY GOOD LOOKING ACTORS JUST DO
THAT FOR WILL. HE BAILS ON STUFF AND THEN - >> I BAIL ON IT ALL THE TIME
>> BECAUSE WE LOVE HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I NEVER MET HIM
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> ME? >> YEAH.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IT'S A PLEASURE. >> YOU GUYS WOULD SO LIKE EACH
OTHER. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN THIS LONG AND YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET
>> Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN. >> I'D LOVE TO SIT DOWN AND TALK WITH YOU SOMETIME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND
TALK WITH WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD. WE'LL TALK, "THE SHRINK NEXT
DOOR." COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH WILL FERRELL AND PAUL RUDD RIGHT HERE ON THANKSGIVING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON THANKSGIVING, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE SHRINK NEXT DOOR." BY THE WAY, IT'S FASCINATING, I
LOVE IT. IT'S FUNNY, IT'S DARK, IT'S REAL
IT'S BASED ON A TRUE -- WELL, IT'S NOT REAL, YOU'RE ACTING IN IT
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT IT'S BASED ON A REAL THING, AND REAL GUYS,
AND REAL SITUATIONS. >> REAL STORY OF MARTY MARKOWITZ, WHO DECIDED TO
TRY THERAPY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, HAD SOME ISSUES AND 27 YEARS LATER, WOKE UP AND
REALIZED THAT THE THERAPIST, PLAYED BY PAUL, HAD FORCED HIM TO KIND OF DIVORCE HIMSELF FROM
HIS ENTIRE FAMILY, HIS BUSINESS, HIS -- EVERY -- AND IT WAS JUST, KIND OF, LIKE HE
HAD FALLEN INTO A CULT >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS
>> IT WAS A PODCAST. THERE WAS A REALLY POPULAR PODCAST WITH THE SAME NAME
AND I THINK WHEN IT CAME OUT I WAS LISTENING TO IT, WILL WAS LISTENING TO IT.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET THE GUY, THE REAL -- >> WE DID.
>> YEAH, WE SPENT A WHOLE DAY WITH HIM HUNG OUT AT HIS -- HAD THIS
HAMPTON'S HOUSE, THAT THEY'D THROW ALL THESE PARTIES AT THAT -
THE DOCTOR TOOK OVER THE HOUSE AS IF IT WAS HIS OWN AND HE LIVED THERE AS A GREENS --
GROUNDSKEEPER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S VERY -- BUT EACH
STORY GETS MORE BIZARRE AS THEY GO ALONG >> Jimmy: DID YOU ASK HIM -- I
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO ASK HIM, LIKE, WHY WOULD YOU - >> YEAH, WE KIND OF --
>> WE'RE LIKE, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AND HE'S LIKE, WELL --
IT WAS LIKE, YEAH, DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS. JUST OVER TIME, HE JUST DIDN'T
REALIZE IT WAS ALL UNTIL HE WOKE UP KIND OF TOO LATE >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S JUST UNBELIEVABLE
BUT YOU BOTH DO A FANTASTIC JOB TOGETHER IS IT HARD TO DO DRAMATIC
SCENES WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN "ANCHORMAN. "ANCHORMAN 2."
RIGHT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS WORK VERY WELL
TOGETHER >> I THINK WE LIKED IT >> YEAH.
>> AND WE WERE KIND OF GOOFING AROUND WHEN WE WERE SETTING UP FOR SHOTS AND THINGS LIKE THAT
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE OFF SCREEN >> YEAH, BUT I THINK WE BOTH
LIKED THE IDEA OF PLAYING SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE MIGHT NOT EXPECT
>> WE ALREADY HAD A SHORTHAND WITH EACH OTHER AND IT MADE IT EASY
>> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE YOU BEING ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, NOT ONLY BECAUSE IT'S THANKSGIVING,
BUT WE HAD A TALENT NIGHT HERE AND WE HAD A YOUNG MAN COME OUT EARLIER SING "TINY DANCER.
ELTON JOHN >> WE HEARD ABOUT THIS >> Jimmy: HE WAS GREAT, AND
PEOPLE REALLY LIKED HIM. BUT HE GOT HECKLED BY TWO PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE
>> OH, DID HE? >> Jimmy: NOW AND THEN WE HAVE PEOPLE IN OUR --
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S RARE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T EVEN KNOW. NO, IT'S PROBABLY HAS NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
I DON'T BELIEVE. >> SO THIS WAS NOT A KNOWN ARTIST
THIS WAS SOMEONE WHO JUST CAME ON THE SHOW TO SING FOR THE FIRST TIME
AND TONIGHT WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO SANG THE SONG "TINY DANCER" BY ELTON JOHN
>> THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU TO DO THAT, TO ALLOW THAT >> Jimmy: TO LET HIGGINS BOOK
THE SHOW >> SURE, GIVE PEOPLE A SHOT. >> Jimmy: THIS WAS HIS BIG
SHOT, BUT HE GOT HECKLED THERE WAS TWO PEOPLE YELLING AT HIM DURING THE WHOLE -- IT'S
AWFUL STUFF. >> THAT'S TERRIBLE >> AND YOU FILMED THE PEOPLE
HECKLING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, THERE'S CAMERAS
AROUND THE FUTURE SO THIS IS LIKE BASICALLY RIGHT
IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIVING IN AN OCULUS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE HERE OR IF YOU'RE AUGMENTED REALITY.
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SO THAT WAS - >> Jimmy: THOSE WERE REAL.
THOSE WERE REAL. YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY. BUT THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN, I
DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME. PLEASE DON'T EAT THAT BERRY. SERIOUSLY, STOP.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE REAL
>> THEY'RE STYROFOAM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
OH, MY GOD >> BUT THEY'RE NOT BAD >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT BAD.
>> SO YOU LET THE SHOW -- YOU LET THE HECKLERS GO ON AND ON AND ON
YOU DIDN'T KICK THEM OUT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY, I WAS IN HAIR AND MAKE UP.
>> OH, YOU WEREN'T HERE? >> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T SEE IT. I WAS BACKSTAGE DOING HAIR AND
MAKE UP. I DO IT FOR OTHER -- FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE
[ LAUGHTER ] I DO HAIR AND MAKE UP FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE
[ LAUGHTER ] AND IT WAS FUN AND I JUST -- YOU KNOW -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, YEAH, I WAS JUST KIND OF DOING THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] AND -- >> MAYBE IT GOT BETTER
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: STILL NOT GOOD
STILL NOT GOOD, I APOLOGIZE. I'LL TAKE IT, BUT I APOLOGIZE. THANK YOU, PAUL.
ALL RIGHT. BY ME.
OUR PARTIES AND ENJOY THEMSELVES, OR DO YOU WANT THEM TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE?
>> NO, I WANT THEM TO ENJOY THEMSELVES >> DO YOU WANT TO INVITE PEOPLE
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU, HMM? LIKE DEBBIE DID? LIKE BELLOWS DID
KATHY -- TO A CERTAIN EXTENT >> NO, OF COURSE NOT >> I DIDN'T THINK SO
YOU KNOW, I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU. TO PROTECT YOU
WE DON'T CARE, BUT WE'RE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU. >> I KNOW, I KNOW.
JUST TRY NOT TO SAY THOSE KIND OF THINGS, OKAY. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WILL FERRELL, PAUL RUDD, EVERYBODY. NEW EPISODES OF "THE SHRINK
NEXT DOOR" RELEASE FRIDAYS ON APPLE TV PLUS. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE THE NEXT GUEST LIVE ON THE "NOBODY DOES
THIS TOUR. HE ALSO STARS IN "WELL DONE WITH SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO"
WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON DISCOVERY+ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ONE
AND ONLY, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO
*
BETTER, RIGHT THERE.
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
THANKS FOR BEING HERE. WHAT IS THANKSGIVING LIKE? CAN YOU WALK ME THROUGH WHAT
IT'S LIKE AT THE MANISCALCO HOUSE? >> NORMALLY IT'S AT MY
MOTHER'S -- MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S HOUSE IN FLORIDA THIS YEAR, DUE TO LOGISTICS,
UM, AT MY FATHER'S HOUSE AND -- >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT LIKE
>> MUSSELS AND OCTOPUS [ LAUGHTER ] NO TURKEY, NO YAMS
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> IT'S BRIGOLE, EGG PLANT, PASTA -- WHAT THE PILGRIMS ATE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF YOUR DAD, I CONGRATULATED YOU BACKSTAGE,
BUT I REALLY MEAN THIS, I KNOW YOU'RE SHOOTING A MOVIE BASED ON YOUR DAD'S LIFE
AND YOU'RE PLAYING YOU >> YES [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT FOR THIS. YOUR DAD IS BEING PLAYED BY
ROBERT DE NIRO >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: BUDDY! >> YEAH, IT'S, UM, WE SHOT THIS THING IN ALABAMA FOR TWO
MONTHS [ CHEERS ] ALABAMA'S HERE TONIGHT
AND, UM -- >> Jimmy: NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY JUST A FAN OF TWO MONTHS
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY LOVE TWO MONTHS "HELL YEAH, WE WERE WAITING TO
HEAR JIMMY SAY THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU FREAK OUT
IT'S YOUR HERO, MAN. >> HERE'S A GUY I GREW UP WATCHING "CASINO."
I USED TO WORK AT THE FOUR SEASONS HOTEL. I'VE WAITED ON ROBERT DE NIRO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I ACTUALLY HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU WORKING AT THE FOUR SEASONS
>> YEP, THAT'S ME, AT THE FOUR SEASONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND HOW WAS -- HOW WAS ROBERT DE NIRO WHEN YOU MET HIM?
HOW WAS HE >> YOU KNOW, QUIET AND, YOU KNOW, HE JUST -- HE WAS EATING
A LOT OF ALMONDS WE GAVE, LIKE, FREE SNACKS THIS GUY WAS WOLFING DOWN
ALMONDS LIKE THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SUBSEQUENTLY NOW, 15 YEARS LATER, HE'S PLAYING MY FATHER. SO, MY FATHER COMES TO THE SET
BECAUSE DE NIRO WANTED SOME HELP ON HOW TO DO HIGHLIGHTS MY DAD'S A BEAUTICIAN, AND IN
THE MOVIE THERE'S A SALON SCENE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO MY DAD'S SHOWING DE NIRO HOW TO DO HIGHLIGHTS AND MY DAD COMES UP TO ME AFTER
HE'S DONE, HE'S LIKE, "HOW MUCH AM I GETTING PAID HERE?" [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, DAD -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING? >> NO, HE WANTS A SALARY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DAD, YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH ROBERT DE NIRO.
>> NO, HE'S LIKE, "I'M LOSING CLIENTS BACK HOME TO DO THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
AT LEAST A THOUSAND A DAY. >> Jimmy: DAD, OH, MY GOSH THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR "NOBODY DOES THIS" TOUR. >> YES
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT YOU'RE SO FUNNY, BUDDY I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, BUT I
REALLY MEAN IT AND YOU CRUSH, YOU SELL OUT ARENAS
YOU SOLD OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, DECEMBER 28th.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE AT THE BARCLAYS CENTER, DECEMBER 29th
WHAT IS IT -- WHAT IS IT LIKE TO GO OUT IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S DIFFERENT. I STARTED IN THE COMEDY CLUBS, GRADUATED TO THEATERS.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE DOING ARENAS MY ACT IS KIND OF TAYLOR MADE
FOR ARENAS I'M KIND OF PHYSICAL, A LOT OF FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, WHAT HAVE
YOU. AND IT'S NICE TO GO OUT THERE TO, YOU KNOW, 20,000 PEOPLE.
IT'S A DIFFERENT ENERGY, OBVIOUSLY, THAN A THEATER OR A A COMEDY CLUB.
I THINK THE COMEDY CLUB THOUGH IS ALWAYS THE BEST PLACE TO PERFORM.
IT'S 150 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU. >> Jimmy: BUT I THINK YOU DO
SOMETHING THAT -- FOR THOSE GIANT ARENAS, YOU DO -- YOU HAVE THESE TINY LITTLE NUANCES
YOU MAKE LIKE A, "EH." THEY HEAR YOU. THEY'RE LISTENING FOR THAT "EH"
AND YOU GET A GIANT LAUGH. IF I WAS DOING A BIG ARENA, I'D SCREAM THE WHOLE TIME.
"OH, MY GOSH, MY DAD --" I WOULD JUST YELL -- "CALM IT DOWN BUDDY.
>> YOU'VE GOT A DIFFERENT STYLE OF COMEDY, WHICH IS FINE [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, HIGH ENERGY, ALWAYS HAPPY, ALWAYS SMILING. AND I -- I LOOK LIKE I'M
FALLING INTO A COMA. SO, THAT'S WHY A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "EH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EH, IS GREAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW,
BECAUSE HOW DID COME ABOUT IT'S ON DISCOVERY+, WHICH I DO LOVE
BUT IT'S CALLED "WELL DONE." >> "WELL DONE," YEAH, IT'S A A COOKING SHOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND OVER THE PANDEMIC -- I GOT A PASSION FOR FOOD
I WAS COOKING, LIKE, BREAKFAST, LUNCH AND DINNER I FELT LIKE I WAS RUNNING
A HOTEL OVER THE PANDEMIC. I WAS -- I WAS -- I WAS REALLY DOING A LOT OF COOKING
I WAS LIKE, "HOW DO I MARRY CULINARY ARTS WITH COMEDY? SO I CAME UP WITH A SHOW CALLED
"WELL DONE." IT'S 13 EPISODES AROUND THINGS I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN THE
CULINARY ARTS. SUSHI, STEAK, DOG FOOD WE DID AN EPISODE ON DOG FOOD.
BARTENDING, AND IT'S FUN IT'S DIFFERENT FROM STAND-UP >> Jimmy: WHAT IS DOG FOOD
LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE A DOG.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I USED TO MAKE - IS THAT ODD?
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S INTERESTING YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE DOG FOOD BUSINESS, I
MEAN - >> WELL, I USED TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO USED TO GO TO THESE
QUOTE/UNQUOTE GOURMET DOG FOOD PLACES I'M LIKE, "WHAT -- IT'S A DOG.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, I WENT TO INVESTIGATE WHAT'S GOING ON AT THESE
PLACES, AND I LEARNED THAT ACTUALLY IT'S BETTER FOOD FOR THE DOG.
IT'S LIKE THEY SERVE CHICKEN AND BEEF, LIKE WHAT WE WOULD EAT BUT NOT SEASONED
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU INTERESTED IN THIS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT A A CLIP
HERE'S A PEEK AT "WELL DONE -- [ LAUGHTER ] -- "WELL DONE WITH
SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO," TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
>> IS THAT A GOOD AMOUNT AND WE PUT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
>> YES >> THREE CUCUMBERS RIGHT BEHIND THE TUNA AND SPROUTS
>> SPROUTS >> OKAY. NOW WE'RE GOING TO ROLL, RIGHT
>> YES >> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT HOW IT'S DONE
VERY SIMILAR TO STAND-UP COMEDY THE JOKE NEEDS TO BE TOLD
RIGHT. THE TIMING NEEDS TO BE THERE >> YEAH, AND SEE YOUR WORK
>> MY FIRST ROLL LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE -- IF IT HAD BEEN RUN OVER BY A MINI VAN.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NEW EPISODES OF "WELL DONE WITH SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO" PREMIERE EVERY TUESDAY ON DISCOVERY+.
AND CHECK OUT HIS "NOBODY DOES THIS" TOUR WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM JENNY LEWIS STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW SONG, "PUPPY AND A TRUCK"
HERE'S JENNY LEWIS
*
* MY FORTIES AR KICKING MY ASS AND HANDING THEM TO ME
IN A MARGARITA GLASS * * I WAS INFATUATE WITH AN OLDER MA
AND THEN I DATED A PSYCHOPATH * * SO I'M 44 IN 2020
AND THANK GO I SAVED UP SOME MONEY * * TIME TO RUMINATE LIKE
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT LIKE A SHOT OF GOOD LUCK I GOT A PUPPY AND A TRUCK *
* IF YOU FEEL LIKE GIVING U SHUT U GET A PUPPY AND A TRUCK *
* I DON'T MESS WITH MOPAR TESLA OR FOR I'M A CHEVROLET ANGEL LORD *
* TRADED MY '64 MALIB FOR A VA AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH *
* THAT'S THE ONLY REGRE I HAVE I NEED A DOG THAT'
HYPOALLERGENIC * * IN THE POODLE MILIE AND PHOTOGENIC
DON'T SHED DON'T BAR AND CAN PLAY IN THE BAND * * LIKE A SHOT OF GOOD LUC
I GOT A PUPPY AND A TRUC IF YOU SEE US ROLLING UP THUMBS UP *
* PUPPY AND A TRUCK I DON'T GOT NO KID I DON'T GOT NO KID
I DON'T GOT NO ROOTS * * I'M AN ORPHAN CATCH ME IF YOU CA
I'M LACING UP MY BOOTS LIKE A SHOT OF GOOD LUCK * * I GOT A PUPPY AND A TRUCK
AND SOME UNCONDITIONAL LOV LIKE A SHOT OF GOOD LUCK GET A PUPPY AND A TRUCK *
* IF YOU SEE US ROLLING U SAY WHAT'S U PUPPY AND A TRUCK *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
WILL FERRELL, PAUL RUDD, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO JENNY LEWIS, ONCE AGAIN!
AND THE ROOTS OVER THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY.
GOODNIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *