1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:14,114 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:19,486 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:23,390 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JULIE BOWEN, 4 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:27,594 KEKE PALMER, MUSICAL GUEST, ZOE WEES. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:36,236 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1558 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:40,106 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:46,479 * 8 00:00:46,479 --> 00:01:03,196 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! WELCOME. 9 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:07,133 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, EVERYONE WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 10 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:10,403 YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT, YOU'RE WATCHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,806 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING OUR SHOW WELL, GUYS, TOMORROW IS 12 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,775 THANKSGIVING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 13 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:20,480 * THANKSGIVING, IT'S THE DAY THAT YOU FORGET ABOUT ALL THE 14 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,349 FIGHTING AND DIVISION IN THE WORLD AND JUST FOCUS ON ALL THE FIGHTING AND DIVISION IN YOUR 15 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:30,090 FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 16 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,958 SINCE IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING, LOTS OF AMERICANS ARE GETTING THEIR ANTIBODIES 17 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,461 CHECKED TO SEE IF THEY CAN FIGHT OFF AUNT RITA'S MYSTERY CASSEROLE. 18 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:40,266 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ACTUALLY HOSTING THANKSGIVING 19 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,769 MY FAVORITE PART IS GUESSING WHICH RELATIVE IS GOING TO GET THE ONE CHAIR THAT'S SHORTER 20 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,106 THAN ALL THE OTHERS? [ LAUGHTER ] "CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PASS 21 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:52,812 THE -- OF COURSE, LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL BE MAKING TURKEY, WHILE OTHERS 22 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:57,183 WILL BE COOKING A TURDUCKEN. YOU KNOW WHAT A TURDUCKEN -- IT'S A CORONARY INSIDE A 23 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:01,054 A STROKE, INSIDE A HEART ATTACK [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,590 I READ THAT THE NIGHT BEFORE THANKSGIVING IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DRINKING NIGHTS OF THE 25 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:09,062 YEAR, BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE GO TO THEIR HOME TOWN BARS TO SEE OLD FRIENDS. 26 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,498 AND I THINK THE BARS KNOW THIS I MEAN, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE SIGNS I SAW THEY 27 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:14,234 PUT OUTSIDE. THIS ONE SAYS, "COME IN AND CHECK OUT WHO GAINED A TON OF 28 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:17,303 WEIGHT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 29 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,573 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT -- LOOK AT THIS ONE IT SAID, "REMIND THE ONE THAT 30 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:26,146 GOT AWAY WHY SHE GOT AWAY. [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, THERE'S, "REMEMBER 31 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,082 YOUR MATH TEACHER? WELL, HE'S A BARTENDER NOW LET'S SEE IF WE CAN POLITELY 32 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:35,121 FIND OUT WHY." [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THERE'S "WHAT GOES 33 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:37,424 BETTER WITH TURKEY THAN BURPING UP FIREBALL WHISKEY. >> Steve: YEAH 34 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,694 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S - 35 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,462 I WANT TO SAY HI TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE EXCHANGE RIGHT NOW. 36 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:46,266 HI HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS TOM BRADY SAID THAT 37 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:49,102 THANKSGIVING IS THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR WHERE HE SAYS SCREW IT AND EATS JUST LIKE EVERYONE 38 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:53,606 ELSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND APPARENTLY, THE MEAL 39 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:57,310 REALLY TAKES A TOLL ON TOM BRADY. HERE HE IS BEFORE THANKSGIVING 40 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:00,714 AND HERE HE IS AFTER THANKSGIVING [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,216 IT'S JUST -- YOU JUST GOT TO BE CAREFUL, YOU KNOW 42 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,418 >> Steve: A LOT OF INFLAMMATION >> Jimmy: YEAH 43 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:07,821 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, THE CEO OF OCEAN SPRAY SAID THAT DUE TO A 44 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,556 A CAN SHORTAGE FROM SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES, PEOPLE WHO WANT CRANBERRY SAUCE MIGHT HAVE TO 45 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:17,564 USE FRESH CRANBERRIES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE 46 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:23,770 FIRST SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUE WHERE EVERYONE THOUGHT, "GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,372 OF COURSE, THANKSGIVING ISN'T JUST ABOUT FOOD. IT'S ALL ABOUT POSTING PICTURES 48 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:30,877 OF YOUR FOOD ON SOCIAL MEDIA BUT THERE'S SOME IMPORTANT THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT POSTING 49 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,247 YOUR THANKSGIVING PLATE. SO, I WROTE A TINY SONG ABOUT IT 50 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:49,229 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * PSA THANKSGIVING FOOD * 51 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:53,400 * DOESN'T PHOTOGRAP TOO GOOD IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A * 52 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,337 * BIG OLD PILE OF BEIGE I'M SURE YOUR DINNER TASTED GREAT * 53 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,940 * BUT THAT TAN RAINBO ON YOUR PLATE' NOT SHOWING UP * 54 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:04,210 * ON NO ONE'S FOR YOU PAG MYSTERY SCOOPS O BROWN AND WHITE * 55 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:07,714 * GRAVY FILME BY CANDLELIGHT AIN'T THE LOOK THAT * 56 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:12,752 * HOME COOKING DESERVES HASHTAG DINNER HASHTAG SNACKY * 57 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:17,457 * ALL LOOKS LIKE YO SERVE WET KHAKIS BOWLS OF SOGGY * 58 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:23,063 * BURLAP FOR DESSER SO PSA THANKSGIVING FOOD DOESN'T PHOTOGRAPH * 59 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:27,600 * TOO GOO IN WORST-CASE SCENARIO LOOKS GROSS * 60 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,071 * JUST TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOUR FA OR YOUR FRIENDS TOGETHER * 61 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:34,941 * NOT OF HA THAT'S WHY YOUR MO TOLD YOU TO WEAR * 62 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:43,083 * NICE CLOTHES * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 63 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:50,657 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. WELL, I -- I READ THAT RUSSIA 64 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:53,993 IS DEMANDING THAT BY NEXT YEAR, LARGE U.S. TECH COMPANIES, LIKE FACEBOOK, 65 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:57,564 OPENS UP OFFICES IN THEIR COUNTRY. YEP. 66 00:04:57,564 --> 00:05:00,500 FACEBOOK INSIDE RUSSIA IT'S LIKE A FAKE NEWS TURDUCKEN. 67 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:04,070 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP. SOON, PUTIN WILL BE LIKE, "OH, 68 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:09,909 NO, THE SPYING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE." [ LAUGHTER ] 69 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:13,146 THIS IS COOL THOUGH. DISNEY JUST ANNOUNCED THAT NEXT YEAR, THEY'RE INTRODUCING THEIR 70 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:18,618 VERY OWN "HEY DISNEY VOICE ASSISTANT" AT DISNEYLAND WELL, NOT TO BE OUTDONE, 71 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,755 ANOTHER AMUSEMENT PARK IS ROLLING OUT SOMETHING SIMILAR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 72 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:21,788 ROLLING OUT SOMETHING SIMILAR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 73 00:05:23,289 --> 00:05:27,060 PROUD TO INTRODUCE OUR INNOVATIVE NEW VOICE ASSISTANT 74 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,230 * GET ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED BY SIMPLY SAYING THINGS 75 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:34,300 LIKE, "HEY, BUSCH GARDENS, WHAT'S THE WEATHER?" >> HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW? 76 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:38,238 [ LAUGHTER ] >> "HEY, BUSCH GARDENS, WHAT SHOULD I BRING TO THE PARK?" 77 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:42,709 >> TWO FLASKS AND A VAPE PAN [ LAUGHTER ] [ COUGHING ] 78 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:47,180 >> AND, "HEY, BUSCH GARDENS, WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT? >> TRY NOT TO [ BLEEP ] DIE. 79 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,684 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUSCH GARDENS JUST LIKE DISNEY, IF YOU DRINK 80 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:58,124 ENOUGH >> Jimmy: HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 81 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:01,828 SOME MOVIE NEWS. TODAY, "HOUSE OF GUCCI," STARRING LADY GAGA AND 82 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:05,098 ADAM DRIVER, FINALLY HIT THEATERS [ CHEERS ] 83 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,634 YEP. TICKETS TO "HOUSE OF GUCCI" ARE $18. 84 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,803 BUT IF YOU GO TO TIMES SQUARE, YOU CAN FIND A KNOCKOFF FOR $10. 85 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:15,275 [ LAUGHTER ] "HOUSE OF BUCCI. AND GET THIS, ACTOR 86 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:18,845 STEVE BURTON WAS FIRED FROM THE SOAP OPERA, "GENERAL HOSPITAL," 'CAUSE HE REFUSED TO GET 87 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:23,083 VACCINATED YEP. THEY KEPT SHOWING HIM EVIDENCE 88 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:26,052 THE VACCINE WAS SAFE, BUT HE HAD AMNESIA. [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:32,425 YEAH WH -- [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW. 90 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:34,594 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT WHEN HE FOUND OUT HE WAS FIRED, BURTON WENT UP TO THE PRODUCER, 91 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,329 THREW A DRINK IN HIS FACE, SLAPPED HIM AND YELLED, "I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU," THEN STORMED 92 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:44,371 OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I HEARD ABOUT A WOMAN IN 93 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,106 CANADA WHO ORDERED A TOY FOR HER GRANDDAUGHTER, BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WASN'T VERY CHILD 94 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:51,978 FRIENDLY LOOK AT THIS 95 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:55,715 EDUCATIONAL TOY FOR HER GRANDDAUGHTER AND FOUND THIS DANCING CACTUS ON WALMART'S 96 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:59,452 WEBSITE. WHEN IT ARRIVED, SHE DECIDED TO LISTEN TO THE SONGS, ONE IN 97 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:05,658 ENGLISH, SPANISH AND POLISH. >> IT JUST HAPPENS THAT I'M POLISH 98 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,527 AND WHEN I START LISTENING TO THE SONG AND I HEARD THE WORDS, IT'S ABOUT TAKING FIVE GRAMS OF 99 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:21,741 COCAINE AND BEING ALONE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HER GRANDDAUGHTER WAS 100 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,376 LIKE -- HER GRANDDAUGHTER WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED I WON'T GET A 101 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:28,081 A POLISH CACTUS FOR CHRISTMAS. [ LAUGHTER ] HAS THIS WOMAN EVER HEARD OF A 102 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:32,552 A TOY STORE? TARGET GO TO TARGET 103 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:35,622 CAN WE SEE THAT CACTUS TOY AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,058 I THINK WE COULD HAVE GUESSED HE WAS ON COCAINE. DON'T YOU THINK? 105 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,559 [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, A TRUCK CARRYING $400,000 WORTH OF 106 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:42,962 JACK DANIEL'S, OVERTURNED ON A A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY, SPILLED WHISKEY ALL OVER THE ROAD. 107 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,798 AFTER IT HAPPENED, OFFICIALS DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO CLEAN IT UP OR TIP OVER A TRUCK CARRYING 108 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:51,571 COCA-COLA. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 109 00:07:51,571 --> 00:08:11,358 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU, 110 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:15,862 TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "MIXTAPE," WHICH PREMIERES 111 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:20,033 DECEMBER 3rd ON NETFLIX. JULIE BOWEN IS HERE! >> Steve: OH 112 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:25,472 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, HER COLLECTION OF FICTIONAL ESSAYS CALLED 113 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:28,041 "SOUTHERN BELLE INSULTS" IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON ORIGINAL STORIES. 114 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:32,779 KEKE PALMER IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 115 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:40,787 ZOE WEES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUN SHOW TONIGHT 116 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:45,358 A QUICK REMINDER FOR EVERYBODY, FRIDAY NIGHT AT 8:30 -- I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS -- YOU 117 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:50,163 KNOW, I HAVE MY BOOK, "FIVE MORE SLEEPS 'TIL CHRISTMAS." >> Steve: YEAH 118 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,564 >> Jimmy: I WROTE THIS CHILDREN'S BOOK. ANYWAYS, NBC TURNED IT INTO 119 00:08:51,564 --> 00:09:01,775 A HOLIDAY -- AN ANIMATED HOLIDAY SPECIAL. SO, IT IS -- 120 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,843 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S ABOUT A BOY AND HIS DOG >> Steve: RIGHT. 121 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,812 >> Jimmy: AND HE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO -- TO -- FOR CHRISTMAS AND HE'S HAVING TROUBLE GETTING 122 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:10,216 TO SLEEP >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S -- WAIT, MY 123 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,686 PLACEMENT IS UNBELIEVABLE. WAIT FOR THIS -- 'CAUSE I WROTE THIS 124 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:17,390 THIS IS MY IDEA, BUT IT'S ON AFTER "THE GRINCH. >> Steve: OH 125 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,293 >> Jimmy: SO HOW -- "THE GRINCH" IS LEGENDARY SO, YOU WATCH "THE GRINCH," GO 126 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,363 RIGHT INTO "FIVE MORE SLEEPS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN -- IT'S LIKE A WHOLE 127 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:29,302 HOLIDAY. ANYWAYS, THANK YOU NBC FOR BEING SO COOL AND SUPPORTIVE 128 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:33,139 AND EVERYBODY, CHECK THAT OUT. THAT'S FRIDAY. SO THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING. 129 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:37,043 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FRIDAY NIGHT, CHECK IT OUT 8:30 130 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,479 GUYS, IT'S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE STORIES MAKING HEADLINES TODAY AND WEIGH THE GOOD WITH 131 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,215 THE BAD. IT'S TIME FOR "PROS AND CONS." HERE WE GO 132 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:47,887 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TONIGHT, WE'LL BE TAKING A LOOK 133 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:52,158 AT THE PROS AND CONS OF THANKSGIVING TRAVEL. THAT'S RIGHT, TOMORROW IS 134 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,860 THANKSGIVING, AND THIS YEAR, THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE TRAVELING TO SEE THEIR FAMILIES IS 135 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:59,733 EXPECTED TO GET BACK TO NEARLY PRE-PANDEMIC LEVELS. SO, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE 136 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:06,706 PROS AND CONS OF THANKSGIVING TRAVEL HERE WE GO, RIGHT HERE 137 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,675 PRO, YOU'LL FINALLY GET TO SEE YOUR FAMILY. CON, YOU'LL FINALLY GET TO SEE 138 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:11,378 YOUR FAMILY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 139 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:14,881 A REAL DOUBLE EDGED SWORD. >> Steve: BLESSING AND A CURSE >> Jimmy: PRO, 4.2 MILLION 140 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,983 AMERICANS WILL TRAVEL BY AIRPLANE CON, AND THEY ALL BELIEVE THEY 141 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:23,023 DESERVE THE ARMREST. [ APPLAUSE ] PRO, LISTENING TO THE RADIO ON 142 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:27,794 A FAMILY ROAD TRIP CON, HEARING DAD TRY TO HIT THAT HIGH NOTE IN "EASY ON ME. 143 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:33,366 [ APPLAUSE ] [ JIMMY MIMICKING SONG ] PRO, GETTING VACCINATED SO THAT 144 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:38,171 YOU CAN EAT THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH YOUR FAMILY CON, HAVING TO SIT AT THE 145 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,473 JOHNSON & JOHNSON TABLE. OH, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:45,378 [ APPLAUSE ] COME ON! >> Steve: IN THE BASEMENT. 147 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,882 >> Jimmy: PRO, THERE'S LESS VEHICLE TRAFFIC IF YOU LEAVE LATE WEDNESDAY 148 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:53,486 CON, ASSUMING WAZE DOESN'T GIVE THE OTHER 20,000 PEOPLE THE SAME SHORTCUT. 149 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,455 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE SPECIAL 150 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,725 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WAY -- EVERYBODY'S ON 151 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,460 THIS WEIRD ROAD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE SPECIAL I -- WE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE 152 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,928 ELSE PRO, EVERYONE ON THE PLANE WEARS A MASK TO PREVENT THE 153 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:05,732 SPREAD OF COVID. CON, UNTIL THEY BUST OUT THOSE BISCOFF COOKIES, THEN ALL BETS 154 00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:09,536 ARE OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] ARE THOSE BISCOFF? 155 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:19,279 NOM, NOM, NOM. [ LAUGHTER ] PRO, AMERICAN AND ALASKA 156 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,816 AIRLINES REQUIRE THEIR EMPLOYEES TO BE VACCINATED CON, SOUTHWEST IS HANDING OUT 157 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:29,322 FLINTSTONE VITAMINS AND HOPING FOR THE BEST [ LAUGHTER ] 158 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:32,292 PRO, IF YOU'RE NERVOUS TO FLY, SOME AIRPORTS HAVE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS. 159 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:36,563 CON, THEY'RE ALL PROVIDED BY JOE EXOTIC [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,833 THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE THE "PROS AND CONS." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 161 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,669 AUDIENCE "SUGGESTION BOX." COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 162 00:11:42,669 --> 00:12:01,388 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK AS YOU GUYS KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS 163 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:06,593 STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, 164 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:11,297 STRONGER [ LAUGHTER ] SO BEFORE EVERY SHOW, WE PUT 165 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,966 OUT A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE AUDIENCE JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS 166 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,102 THINK OF THE SHOW. THINGS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE US DO. 167 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:19,706 THAT KIND OF STUFF SO TONIGHT, LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." 168 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,306 THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." HERE WE GO 169 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,309 * WELCOME TO THE BO 170 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:29,749 SUGGESTION BOX * >> Jimmy: HERE WE HAVE -- FIRST ONE IS FROM JULIA GEE. 171 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,718 SAID, "HEY, JIMMY. I'M SO EXCITED FOR 'HOUSE OF GUCCI' TO COME OUT THIS 172 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:35,221 WEEKEND. ARE YOU GOING TO GO SEE IT?" ABSOLUTELY 173 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:38,725 I CAN'T WAIT HOW ABOUT YOU, QUEST >> Questlove: YEAH, MAN. 174 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,794 I LOVE THE COSTUMES. YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 175 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,696 HOW ABOUT YOU, MARK? >> I'LL PROBABLY GO. ADAM DRIVER IS GOOD IN 176 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,631 EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD >> Steve: GOOD 177 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,800 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT ABOUT YOU, JAMES? ARE YOU EXCITED FOR "HOUSE OF 178 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:52,605 GUCCI" >> NEVER HEARD OF IT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 179 00:12:52,605 --> 00:13:00,647 * >> Jimmy: WOW. SORRY I ASKED. 180 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:05,118 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM JEFF BILLINGHAM. 181 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:09,823 "HEY, JIMMY. I'M A BIG FAN OF TENNIS. OH, GOOD 182 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,725 I LIKE TENNIS TOO. "BUT I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN TENNIS PLAYERS MAKE THOSE LOUD 183 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:14,627 GRUNTS PLEASE DON'T SHOW ME A BUNCH OF OTHER SPORTS WITH TENNIS 184 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,597 GRUNTING IN IT IT WOULD JUST REALLY BUM ME OUT. 185 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,633 [ LAUGHTER ] "JUST KIDDING. IT'S OPPOSITE DAY. 186 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:25,071 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A VERY TRICKY SUGGESTION. WELL, IF IT'S OPPOSITE DAY AND 187 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:28,875 YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE GRUNTING IN OTHER SPORTS, HERE YOU GO BUD! 188 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:28,908 IN OTHER SPORTS, HERE YOU GO BUD! 189 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:48,294 [ GRUNTING ] [ GRUNTING ] 190 00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,863 * [ GRUNTING ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO 191 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:54,300 [ APPLAUSE ] IT'S OPPOSITE DAY. >> Steve: YEAH 192 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,835 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. LET'S TRY ONE MORE HERE. 193 00:13:55,835 --> 00:14:01,441 THIS ONE IS FROM APRIL SING. "HEY, JIMMY. I WANT TO MAKE HAND TURKEYS 194 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,277 WITH MY KIDS THIS YEAR BUT I'M A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY BIG HANDS 195 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:08,415 ANY TIPS?" THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING BIG HANDS 196 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,384 THE BIGGER THE TURKEY, THE BETTER TO SHOW YOU, WE'RE ABOUT TO 197 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:17,524 MAKE THE WORLD'S LARGEST HAND TURKEY LET'S ROLL OUT THE PAPER 198 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:17,557 TURKEY LET'S ROLL OUT THE PAPER 199 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:31,171 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 200 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,974 * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SET THE WORLD RECORD 201 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:44,584 GO AHEAD >> Steve: READY? >> Jimmy: YEAH 202 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,120 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OVERGROWN YOUR HAIR OR SOMETHING. 203 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,855 ALL RIGHT, DID YOU DO THE -- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS CAN GET UP NOW. 204 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,623 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S SEE WHAT WE DID. 205 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,560 LET'S SEE WHAT WE DID. OH, WOW! WOW! 206 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:58,164 LOOK AT THIS IT'S A MASTERPIECE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 207 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:04,704 WORLD'S LARGEST HAND TURKEY. * >> Steve: THERE WE GO. 208 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,806 >> Jimmy: A COUPLE THINGS JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S COMPLETE THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE RIGHT 209 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,309 THERE. THERE YOU HAVE IT. A WORLD RECORD 210 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,478 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE WORLD'S LARGEST HAND TURKEY RIGHT THERE. 211 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:21,321 I'M PUTTING THIS ON THE FRIDGE THANK YOU, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 212 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:27,127 THAT WAS FUN GOTTA CALL THE GUINNESS PEOPLE THIS NEXT ONE HERE IS FROM 213 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:31,965 DAHLIA LOPEZ "HEY, JIMMY. MY FAVORITE PART OF FOOTBALL 214 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,900 GAMES IS THE TOUCHDOWN CELEBRATIONS WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SCORED 215 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:38,071 A TOUCHDOWN? WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION YOU KNOW, I'M OLD-FASHIONED. 216 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,706 I'LL PROBABLY JUST GO THROUGH THE CLASSIC SPIKING THE FOOTBALL 217 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,843 HOW ABOUT YOU, QUEST >> Questlove: I KINDA LIKE A A LAMBEAU LEAP, YOU KNOW 218 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,079 WHERE YOU JUMP INTO THE CROWD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THAT. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 219 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,448 YEAH WHAT ABOUT YOU, HIGS >> Steve: I DON'T KNOW 220 00:15:48,448 --> 00:16:06,466 MAYBE -- MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE THIS * 221 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:13,807 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT WAS AMAZING HIGGINS, THAT WAS AMAZING. 222 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,409 I -- * >> Steve: YEAH, WHATEVER 223 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:20,680 >> Jimmy: WOW. HIGGINS, I -- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW HOW TO CATCH A FOOTBALL 224 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,882 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I HAD TO LEARN THAT. 225 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,151 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: I KNEW THE BREAKDANCING 226 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,887 >> Jimmy: YEAH ALRIGHT, LAST SUGGESTION RIGHT HERE 227 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,323 THIS FROM -- THIS ONE IS FROM CHELSEA MITCHELL "HEY, JIMMY, I LOVE HALLMARK 228 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,360 CHRISTMAS MOVIES BUT I'VE NOTICE THE POSTERS ARE ALL REALLY SIMILAR 229 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:38,164 YOU SHOULD DO SOME RECREATIONS OF THEM. YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 230 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,833 BUT I'M GOING TO NEED A LITTLE HELP SO HERE TO JOIN ME IN 231 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:46,239 RECREATING HALLMARK'S CHRISTMAS MOVIE POSTERS IS JULIE BOWEN 232 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:53,880 * >> Jimmy: AH, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 233 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,882 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH ALL RIGHT. 234 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,084 >> LET'S DO IT COME ON. >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO DO 235 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,353 MANY OF THESE AS WE CAN AS FAST AS WE CAN. >> COMPETITIVE DRESSING. 236 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,089 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, STEPH YEP. >> OKAY. 237 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,624 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO NOW THE ORIGINAL -- THE 238 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,894 ORIGINAL POSTER WILL POP UP ON THE LEFT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RECREATE 239 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,030 IT ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS >> HELL, YEAH. 240 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,398 ARE WE MAKING OUT IN ANY OF THEM >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 241 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:16,436 I HAVE NO IDEA [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, BUD, HERE WE GO 242 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:21,041 READY? >> UH-HUH. [ CHEERS ] 243 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,044 >> Jimmy: ALRIGHT, LET'S DO IT AND GO [ CHEERS ] 244 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,712 >> OH! >> Jimmy: OH >> OH, LOOK AT THIS. 245 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,248 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH, WRONG WAY? 246 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:34,054 [ APPLAUSE ] * NO, WRONG WAY. 247 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,556 I WENT THE WRONG WAY IT WAS THE WRONG WAY IT WAS THE WRONG WAY 248 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,191 >> Jimmy: NO, WE WERE RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ BELL ] 249 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,760 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH! >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TWO HERE ON 250 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,763 THIS SIDE. [ BELL ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 251 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:53,373 * [ BELL ] >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 252 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,908 >> WE DID. WE DID IT. >> Jimmy: OH, THAT ONE 253 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,543 >> OH, WAIT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE 254 00:17:56,543 --> 00:18:00,280 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BELL ] >> WE NAILED THAT. 255 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:05,018 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ BELL ] 256 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,821 >> I LIKE YOUR BLAND FACE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU. >> OH. 257 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:13,026 [ LAUGHTER ] [ BELL ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 258 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:16,463 >> OH. * [ BELL ] 259 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:23,436 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 260 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:28,575 WE HAVE IT RIGHT THERE THANK YOU VERY MUCH! OH, WOW! 261 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,644 OH -- OH, IT WAS -- COME ON. THANK YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST. 262 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,046 THANK YOU. THAT IS JULIE BOWEN RIGHT THERE. 263 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:36,683 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR OUR SUGGESTION BOX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 264 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,418 WE'RE TALKING TO JULIE AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 265 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:58,772 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 266 00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:03,743 A TWO-TIME EMMY WINNER FOR HER WORK ON "MODERN FAMILY." SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM, 267 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:08,281 "MIXTAPE," WHICH PREMIERES DECEMBER 3rd ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME JULIE BOWEN 268 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:08,314 DECEMBER 3rd ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME JULIE BOWEN 269 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:19,259 * JULIE JULIE YOU'RE OFF 270 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:27,567 WITH YOUR GALS JULIE * >> WOW 271 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:31,838 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK. 272 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,873 THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH THAT BIT TOO. >> I REALLY LIKE SOMEONE 273 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,210 SINGING TO ME. ESPECIALLY THAT HANDSOME GENTLEMAN. 274 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:40,814 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH OF COURSE. THIS -- THOSE GUYS THE ROOTS 275 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,782 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU FOR -- 276 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,517 >> HE'S LIKE, "LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME, JULIE. LOOK AT ME." 277 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,152 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU PUT THEM RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 278 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,921 I'M LIKE, "UH-HUH. THAT'S RIGHT OKAY 279 00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:50,657 OH, HI." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH, ONE BY -- 280 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,158 >> Jimmy: I WAS -- I WAS VERY HAPPY TO MEET YOUR COUSINS BACKSTAGE. 281 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,827 >> YEAH, THAT WAS MY -- MY NIECE AND NEPHEW >> Jimmy: OH -- OH, NIECE AND 282 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,096 NEPHEWS. >> MY NIECE AND NEPHEW THEY'RE VERY TALL, SO THEY LOOK 283 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:58,965 LIKE MY COUSINS. >> Jimmy: VERY -- VERY CUTE. >> YEAH. 284 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,934 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I MEAN, I GUESS YOU'RE HERE FOR THE BIG FAMILY THANKSGIVING? 285 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,036 >> YEAH, WE'RE ALL GATHERING THEY HAVE A NEW APARTMENT, SO WE'RE -- WE'RE GOING TO BREAK 286 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,971 IT IN. >> Jimmy: YES. >> WE'RE GOING TO BREAK -- MOST 287 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,506 LIKELY JUST BREAK IT >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO 288 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,542 THAT'S WHY FAMILIES GET TOGETHER DID YOU -- YEAH. 289 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,480 >> EXACTLY UNTIL IT FINALLY HAS SUCH BAD MEMORIES, WE CAN NEVER GO BACK 290 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,549 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- ARE YOU COOKING? 291 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,185 >> DEFINE COOKING. LIKE, WITH AN OVEN NOT AS MUCH. 292 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,187 [ LAUGHTER ] NO I DON'T -- THESE LEADS ME IN A 293 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,589 A CORNER, LIKE, WITH SOME GREENS AND A KNIFE AND I'M JUST CHOPPING 294 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,859 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> NO, THIS IS SOMETHING I WANT TO EAT 295 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:29,229 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT'S WHAT I'M IN CHARGE OF BECAUSE I'M A TERRIBLE COOK. 296 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,797 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE COOK >> YEAH, I -- BUT -- DO YOU 297 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,933 COOK >> Jimmy: I LOVE COOKING >> BULL HONKY LOGNA. 298 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,003 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A WORD AT 299 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,839 ALL. >> I KNOW, BUT I ALMOST -- >> Jimmy: I'M A FANTASTIC COOK 300 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,008 >> I KNOW, BUT I ALMOST -- I WAS TRYING -- NOT YOU. HERE'S -- HERE'S WHY 301 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,977 I COOK ALL DAY LET SOMEONE ELSE CLEAN UP. THAT'S ALL I WANT. 302 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:46,079 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO BE DOING NOW. 303 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,682 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M DISH-DOGGING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT TO DO 304 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,583 THE DISHES >> YOU'RE A DISH DOG >> Jimmy: I DON'T MIND DOING 305 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,619 THE DISHES >> YOU KNOW WHY? I KNOW WHY 306 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,421 BECAUSE EVERYBODY GETS A LITTLE BUZZED, AND SOMEONE GETS A A LITTLE ANGRY AT THE TABLE AND 307 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,689 YOU'RE LIKE, "DISHES?" >> Jimmy: GOTTA GO DO THE DISHES 308 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,991 >> GOTTA GO DO THE DISHES. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GO YEAH 309 00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,493 >> LET'S GO DO THE DISHES. >> Jimmy: SORRY, GOTTA GO. I GOT TO SPLIT 310 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,696 >> SORRY, UNCLE HENRY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> UNCLE HENRY, AND YOU'RE 311 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,964 INCREDIBLY - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GO OVER THERE. 312 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,067 YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU GO, "YEAH, 313 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,568 I'M JUST GOING TO GO DO THE DISHES." >> UH-HUH. 314 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,337 UH-HUH >> Jimmy: AND YOU GOT TO CUT ME TIME 315 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,305 ALONE TIME SCRUBBING AWAY I DON'T MIND 316 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,908 >> AND NO ONE GETS MAD AT YOU. THEY THINK YOU'RE A HERO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 317 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:16,776 THEY'RE LIKE, "JIMMY, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: "HE WENT AND DID THE 318 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,645 DISHES WHAT A GREAT GUY." >> HE'S JUST THE SAME AS HE 319 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,714 ALWAYS WAS >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> HE HASN'T CHANGED A DAY 320 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,349 >> Jimmy: YEAH HOW ARE -- HOW ARE YOUR KIDS DOING? 321 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,851 I KNOW YOU HAVE TEENAGERS. YOU HAVE TWINS >> HOW OLD -- WAIT, HOW OLD ARE 322 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,186 YOUR KIDS? >> Jimmy: THEY'RE 8 AND ALMOST 7. 323 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,254 >> YOU HAVE TWO GIRLS THOUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, TWO LITTLE GIRLS. 324 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,323 >> TWO GIRLS OKAY, SO I SPEAK ITALIAN AND FRENCH AND A LITTLE SPANISH BUT 325 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,858 I HAVE TEENAGERS AND I DON'T SPEAK GRUNT. [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:36,463 DO YOU SPEAK GRUNT ARE YOU FLUENT IN GRUNT? >> Jimmy: NO, NOT YET. 327 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,631 >> NO, IT'S LIKE, "HEY, BUDDY. I HEARD YOU GOT AN 'A' ON YOUR TEST." 328 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,534 "UH. "HEY, WHERE WERE YOU ALL AFTERNOON WHEN I COULDN'T FIND 329 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,972 YOU? YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN COME SIT DOWN. 330 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:51,644 >> "UH." >> Jimmy: "UH. >> IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING 331 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,513 THERE'S NO VARIATION >> Jimmy: DO YOU EMBARRASS YOUR KIDS 332 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,482 >> OH, I TRY TO. I MEAN, DO YOU >> Jimmy: I'M FEEL LIKE I'M 333 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,283 STARTING TO GET THAT PHASE NOW WHERE THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING AT ALL OF MY JOKES LIKE THEY USED 334 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,651 TO >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:03,123 WELL, THANKS >> Jimmy: I MISS MY, "OH, WOW. YOU'RE ACTUALLY -- YOU USED TO 336 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:04,891 YOU'RE MY BEST AUDIENCE," LIKE - >> NO, JIMMY 337 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,659 NO THEY HATE US >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T -- THEY 338 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,762 DO >> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'LL WATCH THE OTHER JIMMY 339 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:10,230 BEFORE THEY WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. I GET IT ON TV 340 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,098 [ LAUGHTER ] MY KIDS HAVE NEVER WATCHED "MODERN FAMILY." 341 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,268 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> NEVER >> Jimmy: REALLY 342 00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:16,670 >> THEY HAVE WATCHED ALL OF "THE OFFICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:22,475 EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF "THE OFFICE." [ LAUGHTER ] 344 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,344 THEY WERE WATCHING AND GO, "UM, THAT IS THE COOLEST FAMILY." YOU KNOW, I -- 345 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,979 >> Jimmy: I WAS IN A PRETTY COOL THING >> I'VE BEEN ON TV A LITTLE 346 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:27,847 WHILE. >> Jimmy: I'VE WON EMMYS I'VE -- YEAH 347 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,450 >> NOT INTERESTED. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS >> THAT IT -- THEY ARE 348 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,485 EMBARRASSED AND ASHAMED OF IT. AND THEY DON'T -- THE OLDEST, THE GRUNTER, THE REAL GRUNTER 349 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,354 AND I LOVE YOU ALL OVER, BUT HE WON'T BE BRING ANYBODY INTO THE HOUSE, BECAUSE HE SAYS, AND I 350 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:40,960 QUOTE, "YOU'LL JUST TALK TO THEM." [ LAUGHTER ] 351 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,664 LIKE, "I'LL TALK TO THEM?" AND THAT IS MY WORST OFFENSE [ LAUGHTER ] 352 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:46,900 I WILL SPEAK TO THEM >> Jimmy: "YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T -- DON'T TALK TO ANYBODY 353 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,670 WHEN I HAVE PEOPLE OVER. >> DON'T -- JUST DON'T TALK TO THEM 354 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,272 >> Jimmy: "JUST DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE." >> I'M LIKE, "WHAT HAPPENED TO 355 00:22:52,272 --> 00:22:53,973 STACY'S MOM? SHE WAS HOT. THEY LOVED GOING OVER THERE. 356 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,476 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, STACY'S MOM. >> WHY CAN'T I BE STACY? 357 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,645 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. >> I'M NOT EVEN PUSHING THIS >> Jimmy: BUT DUDE -- DO THEY 358 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,413 LOVE THE DOG YOU GOT A DOG. I SAW -- I FOLLOW YOU ON THE 359 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,482 SOCIALS. LOOK AT THIS CUTE DOG. >> THIS WAS MY -- THAT'S 360 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:06,052 GERTRUDE, GERDY, GERTRUDESTEIN [ AUDIENCE AWS ] SHE IS MY -- 361 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,154 >> Jimmy: GERTRUDESTEIN. OH, NO >> SHE IS MY RETIREMENT GIFT TO 362 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,823 MYSELF >> Jimmy: RETIREMENT FROM -- >> DATING. 363 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,859 >> Jimmy: OH, FROM DATING. YEAH, IT'S DONE. I'M DONE 364 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,161 >> Jimmy: GONNA -- >> THIS IS SHUT. >> Jimmy: WOW. 365 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,063 >> SHUT IT DOWN. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 366 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,565 WELL, YOU KNOW, BUT YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T GO OUT ALL NIGHT. 367 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,967 YOU CAN'T STAY OUT THERE ARE NO SLEEPOVERS AND NO ONE WANTS TO SLEEP IN THE BED 368 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,669 WITH THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, IS THAT, LIKE, 369 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,338 A LITTLE PUG LIKE A PUG MIX >> SHE'S A -- SHE'S A CHUG 370 00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:27,073 A CHIHUAHUA PUG. >> Jimmy: A CHUG IS THE CUTEST NAME 371 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:30,677 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT >> I DIDN'T EITHER I THINK IT STRAIGHT UP 372 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,746 >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO CUTE. >> YEAH, AND I DIDN'T -- I SAID -- I'M JUST -- PEOPLE WERE 373 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:34,080 TRYING TO SET ME UP, AND - >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DONE WITH DATING 374 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,949 >> I'M DONE WITH IT. AND I WAS LIKE -- I WENT ON A DATE WITH A GUY WHO KEPT 375 00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,751 SAYING I HAD TO GO TO HIS HOUSE BECAUSE HE HAD A DOG AND I WAS LIKE, "I NEED TO GET 376 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:41,721 A DOG. I GOING TO -- I'M GOING TO CONTROL THIS NARRATIVE 377 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:49,496 I'M THE ONE WITH A DOG AND I'M LEAVING THE HOUSE. SO TOO BAD, HOW SAD. 378 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,364 >> Jimmy: BUT NO -- BUT YOU WERE SO FUN. I -- I -- I SAW THAT YOU WENT 379 00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:53,967 TO A -- YOU WENT TO A HARRY STYLES CONCERT DID YOU BRING YOUR KIDS TO 380 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:58,238 THAT >> WHY WOULD I BRING MY KIDS [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:23:58,238 --> 00:24:00,540 JIMMY, THEY'RE GOING TO RUIN IT [ LAUGHTER ] 382 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:03,309 THEY WOULD RUIN HARRY STYLES WHEN YOU'RE IN THE HARRY STYLES -- I MEAN, FIRST 383 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:10,150 OF ALL, LADIES, HARRY STYLES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SURE HIS MUSIC IS SPLENDID 384 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:14,187 BUT LADIES [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WENT AN ADULT FEMALE 385 00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:19,759 FRIEND AND WE PRETENDED THAT HE SANG TO US EVERY SONG. EVERY SONG 386 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,929 WE'RE LIKE, "HE DATES AN OLDER WOMAN, BUT IF HE'S DONE WITH HER AT ANY POINT - 387 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:26,099 [ WHISTLE HARRY! >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 388 00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:30,170 SHE'S GOING TO THIS CONCERT TO MEET - >> "SWEET CREATURE." 389 00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:33,073 YES. >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- DID YOU MEET HIM 390 00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:35,608 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, BECAUSE JIMMY, YOU CAN NEVER MEET YOUR, LIKE, SEXUAL 391 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:39,546 HEROES, BASICALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU? 392 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:43,717 HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYBODY THAT YOU WERE LIKE -- LIKE, YOU WERE CATERING BO DEREK? 393 00:24:43,717 --> 00:24:46,653 >> Jimmy: SURE >> AND THEN YOU MEET HER AND YOU'RE LIKE, "SHE'S SO NICE OR 394 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,389 HUMAN. SHE'S NOT -- SHE'S NO LONGER - >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE. 395 00:24:49,389 --> 00:24:51,291 YOU WANT TO -- YOU WANT TO KEEP THE FANDOM GOING >> YEAH, YOU GOT TO KEEP THAT 396 00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,760 DISTANCE YOU GOT TO KEEP THAT -- THAT SPARKLY MAGIC. 397 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,930 >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- HOW -- I -- I JUST SAW YOU, BY THE WAY, ON "CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. 398 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,899 YOU WERE SO FUNNY. >> THANK YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 399 00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:01,634 >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW -- DID YOU KNOW LARRY DAVID BEFORE THAT 400 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:04,571 >> NO, AND I -- I'M NOT SURE I KNOW HIM ANY BETTER NOW. IT WAS DURING COVID AND THE 401 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:07,674 MAN'S A GERMAPHOBE SO THERE WAS, LIKE, A MOUSE THAT HAD A MASK WITH ANOTHER 402 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:11,811 BABY MASK IN FRONT OF IT [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "HI." 403 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:15,315 >> Jimmy: "SO LARRY DAVID. >> "I'M JULIE AND 13." [ LAUGHTER ] 404 00:25:15,315 --> 00:25:17,083 >> Jimmy: THAT MADE GREAT SPACE WORK RIGHT THERE YOU DID -- 405 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,785 >> DID YOU LIKE IT >> Jimmy: YOU WENT UP AND AROUND IN THE MASK 406 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:21,187 IT WAS GREAT IT WAS REALLY WELL DONE. >> THANK YOU 407 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,156 >> Jimmy: I -- >> I DON'T THINK -- BUT I -- I -- I -- HE WAS SOMEBODY THAT 408 00:25:23,156 --> 00:25:24,858 I'M ALWAYS GLAD GOING. >> Jimmy: IT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST -- YOU WERE SO FUNNY. 409 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:27,761 YOU WERE GREAT TOGETHER. >> THANK YOU I DIDN'T GET TO SPEND A LOT OF 410 00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:30,830 TIME WITH HIM, WHICH WAS GOOD, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S HOT. HE'S A HOT DUDE. 411 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:35,635 I LIKED HIM. AND HE'S MARRIED >> Jimmy: YEAH 412 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:38,071 >> YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS >> Jimmy: I DO >> I'M SINGLE AND I WAS RETIRED 413 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:39,806 FROM DATING BUT I DON'T NEED -- I DON'T NEED TO BE AROUND HOT SINGLE DUDES RIGHT NOW LIKE 414 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:43,076 LARRY DAVID. >> Jimmy: NO YEAH, NO 415 00:25:43,076 --> 00:25:44,811 >> IT'S GOING TO RUIN MY STREAK >> Jimmy: NO 416 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:47,213 YOU GOT -- THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE GERTRUDE >> THAT'S GERDY. 417 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,249 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING -- SO YOU HAVE GERDY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, 418 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:50,383 YEAH >> THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 419 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:53,119 LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, I -- I WANT TO 420 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,521 TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE AND OTHER THINGS WHEN WE COME BACK. 421 00:25:54,521 --> 00:25:56,723 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: MORE WITH JULIE BOWEN. 422 00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:14,674 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 423 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:17,043 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ROOTS. WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH 424 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:21,481 JULIE BOWEN, EVERYBODY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 425 00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:24,951 NOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE "MODERN FAMILY" ENDED. THAT WAS - 426 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:29,055 YOU HAD A VERY SUCCESSFUL HIT SHOW I MEAN, THAT WAS 12 YEARS? 427 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,657 >> 11 YEARS. 11 YEARS >> Jimmy: 11 YEARS 428 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:36,062 >> 11 YEARS. BUT THEN -- BUT NO ONE SAW ANYBODY, 'CAUSE IT ENDED, AND 429 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,631 IT FELT IN A -- IN A A NARCISSISTIC ACTOR WAY, WHICH I AM NOT 430 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:43,069 >> Jimmy: NO >> THAT, LIKE -- WE WENT RIGHT INTO LOCKDOWN. 431 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:45,238 WE ENDED, AND WE WENT INTO LOCKDOWN AND IT'S LIKE NOBODY SAW 432 00:26:45,238 --> 00:26:49,175 ANYBODY FOR THE NEXT, I DON'T KNOW, 18 MONTHS OR SO. SO IT DID FEEL LIKE THE WHOLE 433 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:53,646 WORLD WAS SAD. >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU TALK TO THEM, LIKE FACETIME THEM OR 434 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:56,983 ZOOM OR - >> OH, YEAH. 435 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:58,618 WE HAD A GROUP FACETIME -- A A WHILE AGO. AND WE GOT TOGETHER FOR 436 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:04,657 JESSE TYLER'S BIRTHDAY WHICH, SOFIA ANNOUNCED "OH, I LOVE ATG. 437 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:09,562 IT'S MY FAROVITE JOB EVER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SAID, "BUT YOU MEAN AFTER 438 00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:12,832 'MODERN FAMILY,' RIGHT?" SHE GOES "NO." [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:17,637 SHE INSULTED US. I WAS WOUNDED. SHE'S MY SISTER. 440 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:20,940 AND SHE'S LIKE "NO." I LOVE HER SO MUCH I MISS ALL OF -- 441 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,842 >> Jimmy: BUT, IT'S SO WILD. I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE REALLY UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH TIME YOU 442 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:26,780 SPEND TOGETHER ESPECIALLY -- YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A SHOW GO FOUR 443 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:31,217 YEARS. BUT YOU SPEND EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY. 444 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,620 >> IT'S TWO -- TWO ROUNDS OF COLLEGE AND A LITTLE GRAD SCHOOL 445 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:36,890 11 -- 11 YEARS >> Jimmy: IT IS -- IT REALLY IS 446 00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:39,192 THAT'S A GREAT WAY OF PUTTING IT >> AND WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT 447 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:40,760 GOING BACK TO VISIT THEIR BUDDIES FROM COLLEGE AND I'M LIKE -- TWICE COLLEGE, 448 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,796 PLUS A LITTLE -- LITTLE GRAD SCHOOL >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIVE WITH 449 00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:45,432 THESE -- >> I MISS THEM SO MUCH >> Jimmy: AW 450 00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:48,435 >> IT REALLY HURTS ARE YOU GOING TO BRING THEM OUT RIGHT NOW, 'CAUSE I'D BE REALLY 451 00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:50,070 HAPPY. >> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO I'M NOT. 452 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:52,205 SORRY -- I'M NOT DOING THAT -- NO, I'M NOT SURPRISING >> YOU'RE HAD AN OPPORTUNITY 453 00:27:52,205 --> 00:27:53,973 HERE >> Jimmy: I KNOW I DID HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO REUNITE THE CAST 454 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,242 OF "MODERN FAMILY. BUT I'M GOING TO SAVE IT I'LL DO IT 455 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:59,412 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I'LL DO IT NEXT TIME >> THANK YOU 456 00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:01,381 >> Jimmy: I -- WE HAVE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "MIXTAPE. 457 00:28:01,381 --> 00:28:03,249 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOUR NEW MOVIE COMES OUT DECEMBER 3rd ON NETFLIX. 458 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:06,019 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: IT'S FUNNY IT'S HEARTWARMING. 459 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:08,388 IT'S EMOTIONAL >> IT'S A -- YOU KNOW, IT'S A FAMILY MOVIE 460 00:28:08,388 --> 00:28:10,223 APPARENTLY, THAT'S MY JAM. BUT, I'M SERIOUS, 'CAUSE I HAVE BROWN HAIR 461 00:28:10,223 --> 00:28:12,425 THAT'S HOW YOU - >> Jimmy: OH THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE 462 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:14,828 SERIOUS? >> I'M SERIOUS VERY SERIOUS 463 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:16,796 [ LAUGHTER ] BROWN HAIR THEY -- I THINK THEY WANTED 464 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,199 PEOPLE TO FORGET ABOUT THE CLAIRE DUNPHY OF IT ALL. SO, I HAVE BROWN HAIR. 465 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:22,469 AND THEY GAVE ME A POSTAL WORKER HAT AS -- THEY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A JOKE 466 00:28:22,469 --> 00:28:24,604 THEY WERE LIKE, "SHE'LL NEVER WEAR IT. EVERY SCENE, I'M LIKE, "PUT IT 467 00:28:24,604 --> 00:28:26,940 ON." I LOVE IT, WITH THE FLAPS AND EVERYTHING 468 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:29,376 >> Jimmy: YES. >> YEAH. AND I GOT TO DRIVE A POSTAL 469 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,344 TRUCK. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF MY DREAMS 470 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:34,047 >> I KNOW. RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 471 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,449 IT WAS - >> Jimmy: NO, I LOVE THOSE SO, THEY HAVE NO DOORS 472 00:28:36,449 --> 00:28:38,318 >> THEY HAVE NO DOORS -- >> Jimmy: STEERING WHEEL'S ON THE OTHER SIDE 473 00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:40,086 >> IT'S DEATH ALL DAY LONG THIS THING'S LIKE THE LONG - >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 474 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:42,822 THEY'RE REBELS OF UNITED STATES SOCIETY. >> THEY'RE ALLOWED HIGHWAY 475 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,791 ACCESS THEY SHOULD NOT. >> Jimmy: THEY DON'T HAVE 476 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,860 RULES. THEY MAKE THEIR OWN RULES. >> YEAH. 477 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:48,828 AND YOU'RE DRIVING ESSENTIALLY WITH, LIKE, A GOLF CART. >> Jimmy: YOU WANT TO WEAR 478 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:51,097 SHORTS WEAR SHORTS. THEY CAN DO IT 479 00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,433 >> YOU CAN WEAR SHORTS YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT YOU CAN STOP AND PARK IN THE 480 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:56,369 MIDDLE OF THE STREET NO PROBLEM >> Jimmy: YEAH 481 00:28:56,369 --> 00:28:58,338 PEOPLE LOVE IT THEY WELCOME IT. >> DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THAT 482 00:28:58,338 --> 00:29:01,007 THING. >> Jimmy: THEY GO, "OH, MY GOD HE'S HERE. 483 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:03,143 THEY'RE HERE WITH THE MAIL THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE I LOVE IT. 484 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:05,645 >> THEY'RE SO EXCITED. AND IT'S JUST BILLS. >> Jimmy: YEAH - 485 00:29:05,645 --> 00:29:07,414 >> I KNOW, BUT - >> Jimmy: BILLS AND MAGAZINES, YEAH 486 00:29:07,414 --> 00:29:09,015 EXACTLY, YEAH. >> BUT YEAH, I PLAY A GRANDMOTHER, A YOUTHFUL 487 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:10,884 GRANDMOTHER, IN IT >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT IS REALLY THE STORY 488 00:29:10,884 --> 00:29:14,387 OF GEMMA ALLEN, THIS YOUNG ACTRESS. WHO IS -- HAS LOST HER MOM, MY 489 00:29:14,387 --> 00:29:16,022 DAUGHTER, AND IS TRYING TO, KIND OF, PUT TOGETHER THE PIECES OF WHO HER MOM WAS 490 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:20,860 THROUGH THIS MIXTAPE BUT IT'S ALL '90s. PACIFIC NORTHWEST. 491 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,797 IT'S YOUR JAM, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE ALL THE '90s STUFF 492 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,199 >> IT'S -- I KNOW. IT'S STRIPED SWEATERS AND SHAGGY - 493 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:30,036 >> Jimmy: YES. >> AND, LIKE, COMBAT BOOTS >> Jimmy: YES, I LOVE ALL THAT 494 00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,671 STUFF. >> YES [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:29:31,671 --> 00:29:33,740 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- ALSO, CONGRATS ON YOUR MOVIE, "THE FALLOUT. 496 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,608 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I KNOW IT JUST PREMIERED AT THE SOUTH BY 497 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:38,211 SOUTHWEST -- >> IT WON! >> Jimmy: IT WON, BUDDY. 498 00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:41,181 >> IT WON SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I -- THANK YOU 499 00:29:41,181 --> 00:29:44,784 * >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. NOT TOO SHABBY 500 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:47,854 >> I WISH I HAD MORE TO DO WITH IT I'M IN THAT FOR LIKE THREE HOT 501 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:51,124 MINUTES. BUT IT IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL STORY. 502 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:54,527 IT'S REALLY JENNA ORTEGA'S MOVIE. AND -- IT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL 503 00:29:54,527 --> 00:29:57,564 IT'S ABOUT A SCHOOL SHOOTING SO IT'S SUPER HEAVY. BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD 504 00:29:57,564 --> 00:30:00,100 AND IT'S MAYBE THE ONE THING THAT'LL MAKE MY KIDS TALK TO ME 505 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:03,136 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, THEY - >> THEY STILL WON'T. 506 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,438 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU LOVE -- YOU GUYS LOVE EACH OTHER I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 507 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:08,641 OF "MIXTAPE", THOUGH HERE'S JULIE BOWEN IN "MIXTAPE" ON NETFLIX 508 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:08,675 HERE'S JULIE BOWEN IN "MIXTAPE" ON NETFLIX 509 00:30:12,379 --> 00:30:14,614 AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE WAS LIKE 510 00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:17,484 DID SHE LIKE SLURPEES? WAS SHE TICKLISH OVER OR UNDER FOR THE TOILET 511 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:25,892 ROLL >> SHE DID LIKE SLURPEES >> OKAY! 512 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:28,294 >> YEAH. THAT'S GREAT SLURPEES -- ME TOO 513 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:37,470 THAT'S A GREAT START >> GOOD. >> WHAT ELSE YOU GOT 514 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:49,616 LIKE -- WHAT DID HER VOICE SOUND LIKE >> UM, HMM 515 00:30:49,616 --> 00:30:53,887 IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO, HONEY. LET'S -- LET'S JUST LET THIS 516 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:56,289 ONE GO OKAY [ APPLAUSE ] 517 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:59,559 >> I'M CRYING. >> Jimmy: YEAH JULIE BOWEN, EVERYBODY 518 00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:03,063 "MIXTAPE" PREMIERES -- >> VERY SOON THANK YOU. 519 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:04,631 >> Jimmy: -- DECEMBER 3rd ON NETFLIX. KEKE PALMER JOINS US AFTER THE 520 00:31:04,631 --> 00:31:06,066 BREAK. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 521 00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:23,683 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 522 00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:28,655 EMMY-WINNING PERFORMER, WHO HAS WRITTEN A COLLECTION OF FICTIONAL ESSAYS CALLED 523 00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:31,157 "SOUTHERN BELLE INSULTS," WHICH ARE AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON ORIGINAL STORIES 524 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,660 ORIGINAL STORIES PLEASE WELCOME KEKE PALMER 525 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:58,818 I'M ABOUT TO SIT DOWN WITHOUT GIVING YOU A SHOW, TONIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 526 00:31:58,818 --> 00:32:03,857 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> I'M LIKE -- >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I WON'T - 527 00:32:03,857 --> 00:32:05,725 I'M NOT -- I'M NOT GOING TO - >> YOU KNOW WHAT 528 00:32:05,725 --> 00:32:07,660 >> Jimmy: OH >> BOOM. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 529 00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,629 OH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT * CRISIS - 530 00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:11,398 >> CRISIS -- >> Jimmy: CRISIS AVERTED >> CRISIS AVERTED. 531 00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,366 YES! WHAT'S UP, VIRGO >> Jimmy: WHAT'S UP, VIRGO 532 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,335 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW 533 00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:17,737 HOW ARE YOU DOING, PAL >> I'M SO GOOD IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU 534 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:19,406 IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE IN NEW YORK >> Jimmy: DOESN'T THAT FEEL 535 00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:22,108 GOOD WITH THE AUDIENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT FOOD -- 536 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:24,177 "FOODTASTIC. >> YES "FOODTASTIC. 537 00:32:24,177 --> 00:32:28,348 SHOUT OUT TO DISNEY PLUS >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO, HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT? 538 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:31,384 >> SO, YOU KNOW I WORKED WITH DISNEY SINCE I WAS A KID >> Jimmy: YEP. 539 00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:33,787 AND THEN I ENDED UP DOING "SSK," THE THIRD HOUR -- "GOOD MORNING AMERICA. 540 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:36,856 THAT'S WHERE WE FIRST MET. >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND THEN THEY HAD 541 00:32:36,856 --> 00:32:41,227 "FOODTASTIC" COMING UP FOR DISNEY PLUS, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH A SHOW ABOUT FOOD ART 542 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:45,165 BUT IT'S NOT LIKE, YOU KNOW, A A USUAL FOOD COMPETITION SHOW. THIS SHOW IS ACTUALLY ABOUT NOT 543 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:48,234 EATING ANY OF THE FOOD, WHICH I WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED BY >> Jimmy: YEAH 544 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:52,272 >> BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT CREATING - YOU KNOW, TURNING FOOD INTO 545 00:32:52,272 --> 00:32:54,341 REAL CONSTRUCTION PIECES LIKE, THE KIND OF ARTWORK THAT THEY'RE DOING ON HERE IS WHAT 546 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:56,876 YOU WOULD SEE IN, LIKE, A MUSEUM >> Jimmy: IT'S -- LOOK AT 547 00:32:56,876 --> 00:33:01,348 THIS -- THIS IS A -- AND IT'S BASED ON LIKE CLASSIC DISNEY FILMS. 548 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:05,185 >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS A CAR MADE OUT OF PRODUCE 549 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:07,787 >> YES ALL DISNEY IPs AND IT'S REALLY FUN BECAUSE, 550 00:33:07,787 --> 00:33:11,624 YOU KNOW, I ALSO GOT A CHANCE TO, KIND OF, CREATE MY OWN CHARACTERS WITHIN IT 551 00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:14,361 WHICH WAS A TOTALLY COOL THING I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D LET ME DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 552 00:33:14,361 --> 00:33:17,097 BUT I GOT TO CREATE -- >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHERE -- IS THAT WHERE "SOUTHERN BELLE 553 00:33:17,097 --> 00:33:22,769 INSULTS" CAME FROM >> SO, "SOUTHERN BELLE INSULTS" CAME FROM MY INSTAGRAM 554 00:33:22,769 --> 00:33:26,172 SO, I CREATED THAT CHARACTER WITH MY BUSINESS PARTNER, MAX WYATT. 555 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:29,776 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND, PRETTY MUCH, WE WERE JUST HANGING OUT ONE DAY 556 00:33:29,776 --> 00:33:32,612 AND HE -- YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I'LL SLIP INTO A VERY OLD SCHOOL TYPE OF TONE. 557 00:33:32,612 --> 00:33:34,347 AND HE WAS LIKE, "THERE'S A CHARACTER IN THAT. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, LO AND 558 00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:35,915 BEHOLD, WE CREATE "SOUTHERN BELLE INSULTS," WHICH WAS A SKETCH THAT CREATED 559 00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:40,153 LADY MISS JACQUELINE, THE CHARACTER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, 560 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:43,656 LADY MISS JACQUELINE AND WHAT -- WHAT ACTUALLY IS A A SOUTHERN BELLE INSULT? 561 00:33:43,656 --> 00:33:46,960 >> OKAY. A SOUTHERN BELLE INSULT IS LIKE AN INSULT THAT YOU DON'T EVEN 562 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,196 KNOW IF YOU SHOULD BE MAD AT LIKE, BECAUSE THE WAY THAT THE SOUTHERN BELLE DOES IT IS VERY, 563 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:54,801 LIKE, KIND OF SLICK AND SLY, LIKE - OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE 564 00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:58,805 "OH, YOUR WEDDING DRESS WAS TRULY DELIGHTFUL THOUGH I, PERSONALLY, WOULDN'T 565 00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:00,807 HAVE THE GALL TO WEAR SOMETHING SO UNBECOMING, UNATTRACTIVE, AND UNNECESSARILY LINED IN 566 00:34:00,807 --> 00:34:05,845 TRAMP LACE BUT ON YOU, IT LOOKED LOVELY, TRULY. 567 00:34:05,845 --> 00:34:12,385 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GO, "WAIT, WHAT? OH, THANK YOU! 568 00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:14,254 THANK YOU? >> AND DARLING, YOU'RE LIKE, "WAIT A MINUTE, DO I NEED TO 569 00:34:14,254 --> 00:34:19,292 START FIGHTING?" >> Jimmy: FUNNY ESSAYS YOU CAN READ IT ON AMAZON.COM. 570 00:34:19,292 --> 00:34:21,261 YOU CAN EITHER READ THE ESSAYS, OR YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE GREAT KEKE PALMER DO ALL OF THESE 571 00:34:21,261 --> 00:34:25,965 DIFFERENT -- YOU DO FIVE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS >> YES, I DO FIVE DIFFERENT 572 00:34:25,965 --> 00:34:28,268 CHARACTERS ON THE AUDIO. SO, I MEAN, I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH IT. 573 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:31,971 IT DEFINITELY FELT A LITTLE MANIACAL IN THERE BY MYSELF, DOING IT 574 00:34:31,971 --> 00:34:34,908 BUT IT WAS STILL A LOT OF FUN, AND HOPEFULLY, YOU ENJOY IT. >> Jimmy: DO YOU DO ANY 575 00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:37,777 IMPRESSIONS? >> I DO SOME IMPRESSIONS I DO DO SOME IMPRESSIONS 576 00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:41,381 ONE -- YOU KNOW, IT'S SO FUNNY, 'CAUSE ONE OF YOUR GIRLS IS MY GIRL, QUEEN LATIFAH. 577 00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:43,983 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH LOVE HER >> AND QUEEN LATIFAH, EVER 578 00:34:43,983 --> 00:34:48,088 SINCE I WAS A KID, I WOULD ALWAYS DO THIS ANGELA BASSETT IMPRESSION FOR HER 579 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,789 AND, LITERALLY, EVERY TIME WE WORK TOGETHER, SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "DO THE ANGELA 580 00:34:49,789 --> 00:34:54,260 DO THE ANGELA! [ LAUGHTER ] SO I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU. 581 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,563 OKAY >> Jimmy: THIS IS ANGELA BASSETT 582 00:34:56,563 --> 00:34:59,299 >> ANGELA BASSETT. SO, OKAY, I DO ONE WHERE -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE 583 00:34:59,299 --> 00:35:01,034 SEEN IT, IT'S THE "AMERICAN DREAM," THE MICHAEL JACKSON STORY, WHERE SHE PLAYS 584 00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:04,904 KATHERINE JACKSON. AND IT'S THE MOMENT WHERE SHE FINDS OUT JOE CHEATED ON HER 585 00:35:04,904 --> 00:35:08,808 AND HE COMES IN. "YOU A LIE AND YOU A CHEAT. 586 00:35:08,808 --> 00:35:11,311 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I DON'T WANT YOU, I DON'T WANT YOU 587 00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:16,049 I DON'T WANT YOU." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 588 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:19,285 >> Jimmy: WOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANGELA - 589 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:23,356 >> IT'S ALL IN THE LIPS AND THE SHOULDERS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF -- 590 00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:25,625 THAT'S SO GOOD >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO GOOD! 591 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:29,696 MAN, YOU'RE SO FUNNY HOW ABOUT ANY MUSICAL IMPRESSIONS? 592 00:35:29,696 --> 00:35:33,233 >> MUSICAL IMPRESSIONS OKAY, OKAY YOU KNOW, ONE OF MY FRIENDS, I 593 00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:35,902 DO A LITTLE DIBBLE DABBLING OF SHAKIRA. I CAN DO A LITTLE SOMETHING. 594 00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:37,671 LET ME GET MY -- OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 595 00:35:37,671 --> 00:35:40,407 >> Jimmy: DO YOU NEED -- DO YOU NEED A MIC OR ANYTHING >> WELL, I MEAN IF YOU GOT A 596 00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:42,809 A MIC, I'LL TAKE IT! >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS HAVE A A MICROPHONE HERE. 597 00:35:42,809 --> 00:35:45,979 >> OH, YOU ARE PREPARED, JIMMY >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS HAVE THEM. WE GOT WHATEVER YOU NEED 598 00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:49,482 [ CHEERS ] I GOT EVERYTHING >> OKAY, HERE WE GO. 599 00:35:49,482 --> 00:35:52,952 * THIS MUSIC IS VERY DAUNTING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS, YEAH. 600 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:55,922 >> OKAY. * WHEREVER WHEREVER WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER * 601 00:35:55,922 --> 00:35:58,224 * I'LL BE THERE AND YOU'LL BE NEAR * * AND THAT'S TH 602 00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:02,495 DEAL MY DEAR * * THERE OVE HEREUNDER * 603 00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:06,199 * YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WONDER * * WE CAN ALWAYS PLAY BY EAR * 604 00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:10,770 * AND THAT'S TH DEAL MY DEAR * * 605 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:15,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOA ARE YOU KIDDING ME 606 00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:18,211 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THAT'S - >> YOU GUYS WERE GREAT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PHENOMENAL! 607 00:36:18,211 --> 00:36:24,351 THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE! DO YOU DO ANY MORE OR THAT'S - >> OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, THE HAIR 608 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:26,186 IS GIVING CHER I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE CHER, REAL QUICK 609 00:36:26,186 --> 00:36:28,288 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE -- 610 00:36:28,288 --> 00:36:30,056 I MEAN -- THIS IS LIKE KEKE PALMER SHOW HERE WE GO 611 00:36:30,056 --> 00:36:33,727 >> STOP IT >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. >> OKAY, LET ME SEE -- 612 00:36:33,727 --> 00:36:40,400 * DO YOU BELIEV IN LIFE AFTER LOVE * [ CHEERS ] 613 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:45,105 * FEEL SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE ME SAYING * * I REALLY DON'T THIN 614 00:36:45,105 --> 00:36:50,677 I'M STRONG ENOUG NO * * DO YOU BELIEVE IN 615 00:36:50,677 --> 00:36:55,181 IN LIFE AFTER LOVE * * AFTER LOV AFTER LOVE * 616 00:36:55,181 --> 00:36:57,684 >> Jimmy: KEKE PALMER, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT 617 00:36:57,684 --> 00:37:00,186 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SOUTHERN BELLE INSULTS" IS 618 00:37:00,186 --> 00:37:03,790 AVAILABLE, NOW, ON AMAZON ORIGINAL STORIES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 619 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:05,892 A PERFORMANCE FROM ZOE WEES. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 620 00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:27,847 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW 621 00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:32,819 SINGLE, "THAT'S HOW IT GOES," A LITTLE HELP FROM THE ROOTS, PLEASE WELCOME ZOE WEES! 622 00:37:32,819 --> 00:37:32,852 A LITTLE HELP FROM THE ROOTS, PLEASE WELCOME ZOE WEES! 623 00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:44,698 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 624 00:37:44,698 --> 00:37:50,937 * I'VE BEEN PICKING MYSEL OFF OF THE FLOOR EVERY DAMN NIGHT 625 00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:57,711 I START A WAR * * I GOT ALL THESE PROBLEM ON MY MIND 626 00:37:57,711 --> 00:38:01,648 I'VE BEEN TRYING HAR TO SURVIVE * * THIS WORLD IS CRUEL 627 00:38:01,648 --> 00:38:07,554 YOU LOVE THEN YOU LOSE UNTIL YOUR HEART STOPS * * ALL MY LIFE 628 00:38:07,554 --> 00:38:12,125 ALL MY LIF ALL MY LIF YEAH, I'VE BEEN TOLD * 629 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:17,797 * THAT'S HOW IT THAT'S HOW IT GOES, YEAH YOU GOTTA FIGH 630 00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:23,503 ON YOUR OWN * * WHO NEEDS ENEMIES FRIENDS LIKE THESE 631 00:38:23,503 --> 00:38:27,540 WHEN I NEED THEM THEY DON'T CALL * * THEY ALL GOT THEIR REASON 632 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:32,045 THEIR DEMONS THEY DON'T KNOW * * DEVIL BY MY SID 633 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:41,087 TRYNA TAKE MY LIFE SOCIAL CONTROL BUT THAT'S HOW IT GOES * 634 00:38:41,087 --> 00:38:55,869 * THAT'S HOW IT GOE THAT'S HOW IT GOES THAT'S HOW IT GOES * 635 00:38:55,869 --> 00:39:00,774 * I FEEL LIKE I'M WALKING ON FIR ANYTHING THAT KEEP 636 00:39:00,774 --> 00:39:05,912 ME ALIVE M * WANT TO VISIT HER TONIGHT * 637 00:39:05,912 --> 00:39:11,918 * I KNOW THE DEVI PRIDE IN A SIDE * * THIS WORLD IS CRUEL 638 00:39:11,918 --> 00:39:17,924 YOU LOVE THEN YOU LOSE UNTIL YOUR HEART STOPS * * ALL MY LIFE 639 00:39:17,924 --> 00:39:22,862 ALL MY LIF ALL MY LIF YEAH, I'VE BEEN TOLD * 640 00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:28,101 * BUT THAT'S HOW IT THAT'S HOW IT GOES, YEAH YOU GOTTA FIGH 641 00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:34,774 ON YOUR OWN * * WHO NEEDS ENEMIES FRIENDS LIKE THESE 642 00:39:34,774 --> 00:39:38,478 WHEN I NEED THEM THEY DON'T CALL * * THEY ALL GOT THEIR REASON 643 00:39:38,478 --> 00:39:42,048 THEIR DEMONS THEY DON'T KNOW * * DEVIL BY MY SID 644 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:51,157 TRYNA TAKE MY LIFE SOCIAL CONTROL BUT THAT'S HOW IT GOES * 645 00:39:51,157 --> 00:40:01,101 * THAT'S HOW IT GOE THAT'S HOW IT GOES THAT'S HOW IT GOES 646 00:40:01,101 --> 00:40:11,811 THAT'S HOW IT GOES * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 647 00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:13,780 >> Jimmy: ZOE WEES "THAT'S HOW IT GOES" IS OUT NOW. 648 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:20,253 MY THANKS TO JULIE BOWEN, KEKE PALMER, ZOE WEES ONCE AGAIN! 649 00:40:20,253 --> 00:40:23,857 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 650 00:40:23,857 --> 00:40:25,392 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 651 00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:40,140 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *