1 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,579 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:19,352 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,288 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WHOOPI GOLDBERG, 4 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:27,360 KAROL G, MUSICAL GUEST, DRY CLEANING, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:37,070 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1555 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:37,671 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,441 * 8 00:00:41,441 --> 00:01:04,597 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 9 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:06,566 THANK YOU! OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S A GREAT FRIDAY CROWD, 10 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,668 RIGHT THERE! WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:11,838 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:19,145 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS 13 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:24,284 TODAY, THE FDA APPROVED PFIZER AND MODERNA BOOSTER SHOTS. NOT ONLY THAT, A JURY IN 14 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:30,724 WISCONSIN APPROVED GUNSHOTS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, TODAY, KYLE RITTENHOUSE 15 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:36,196 WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY ON ALL FIVE COUNTS IN THE SHOOTING THAT KILLED TWO MEN AND INJURED 16 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:39,799 ONE DURING LAST YEAR'S RACIAL JUSTICE PROTEST IN KENOSHA, WISCONSIN. 17 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:42,936 IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN THE WHITE, I 18 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,505 MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE RIGHT -- NO, IN THE 19 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:49,209 RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S MOVE ON TO SOME LIGHTER 20 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:52,112 NEWS IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN. 21 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:57,183 THIS MORNING, HE WENT TO WALTER REED FOR A ROUTINE PHYSICAL AND A COLONOSCOPY 22 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:00,587 [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS BIDEN'S INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN MEANS ALL OF THE TUNNELS 23 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:09,095 ARE GETTING WORKED ON. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 24 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:11,164 YEAH BUT IT WASN'T A TYPICAL COLONOSCOPY. 25 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:13,366 >> Steve: REALLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 26 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:16,536 BEFORE THE PROCEDURE, BIDEN STARTED TALKING AND THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST FELL ASLEEP 27 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:24,744 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * COLONOSCOPIES CAN BE A LITTLE 28 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:31,618 INVASIVE THAT'S WHY BEFORE THE PROCEDURE BIDEN WAS LIKE - 29 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:35,989 * GO EASY ON ME BABY * >> Jimmy: BUT GET THIS - [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:41,094 WELL, AFTER HIS PROCEDURE, BIDEN TOOK PART IN THE ANNUAL PRESIDENTIAL TURKEY PARDONING. 31 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:44,097 AND LAST NIGHT, THE TWO LUCKY STAYED IN THEIR OWN SUITE AT THE WILLARD HOTEL. 32 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,701 HERE THEY ARE. THIS IS REAL [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,970 YEAH EVEN WEIRDER, IT WAS THE FANTASY SUITE. 34 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:55,575 [ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD THAT AFTER THEIR PARDON, MOST PRESIDENTIAL 35 00:02:55,575 --> 00:03:00,480 TURKEYS GO TO LIVE THE REST OF THEIR DAYS ON A FARM IN VIRGINIA CALLED GOBBLER'S REST 36 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,650 AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, ALL OF THOSE PARDONED TURKEYS ACTUALLY HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW. 37 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,485 HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW. WATCH THIS 38 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,153 >> COMING UP ON THE NEXT "REAL 39 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:11,958 TURKEYS OF GOBBLER'S REST. MARSHMALLOW THROWS DOWN THE GAUNTLET WITH FUDGE. 40 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:15,662 [ GOBBLING ] CARROT GETS DRUNK AND BELLIGERENT AT BRUNCH. 41 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:23,770 [ GOBBLING ] AND BUTTERSCOTCH THROWS CARAMEL'S PROSTHETIC CLAW! 42 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:27,474 "REAL TURKEYS OF GOBBLER'S REST," HOSTED BY NICK CANNON >> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING. 43 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:35,682 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON, 44 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:41,087 TODAY, THE HOUSE PASSED BIDEN'S NEARLY $2 TRILLION BUILD BACK BETTER ACT, AND HERE'S SPEAKER 45 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:43,523 NANCY PELOSI MAKING THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 46 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:53,700 220. THE NAYS ARE 213 THE BUILD BACK BETTER BILL IS 47 00:03:53,700 --> 00:04:03,109 PASSED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 48 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,845 ASKED IF THAT DANCING WAS AWKWARD, THE YEAS WERE UNANIMOUS. 49 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:12,519 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, DEMOCRATS ACTUALLY PLANNED TO VOTE ON THE BILL 50 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:16,222 LAST NIGHT, BUT HOUSE MINORITY LEADER, KEVIN McCARTHY, GAVE THE LONGEST, CONTINUOUS SPEECH 51 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:22,262 IN HOUSE HISTORY TO STALL IT AND THIS IS REAL, HE TALKED FOR EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS 52 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,131 JUST LISTEN TO A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT HE SAID THIS IS REAL 53 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:25,165 WHAT HE SAID THIS IS REAL 54 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,803 MEET AFTER WORLD WAR II. I WAS IN THE SIXTH GRADE 55 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:34,374 I TURN ON THE TV I WATCHED JIMMY CARTER HAVE A SWEATER ON AND TELL ME TO 56 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,110 TURN THE HEATER DOWN YOU EVER EATEN ONE OF THESE BABY CARROTS 57 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,779 THEY'RE JUST BIG CARROTS THEY CHOP THEM THEY CHARGE YOU MORE, AND YOU 58 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,682 BUY THEM PERSONALLY, I DIDN'T THINK I COULD GO THIS LONG 59 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,518 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE DID THAT FOR EIGHT HOURS. 60 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:49,089 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WHEN THEY HEARD THAT HE COULD TALK FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT, UBER WAS 61 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:52,959 LIKE, "YOU'RE HIRED. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS 62 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:57,997 I SAW THAT OPRAH AND REESE WITHERSPOON ARE THE NEWEST INVESTORS IN SPANX. 63 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:01,935 ALTHOUGH, FROM NOW UNTIL NEW YEAR'S, I THINK WE'RE ALL PRETTY INVESTED IN SPANX 64 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:05,205 [ LAUGHTER ] AND, FINALLY, McDONALD'S WAS JUST OFFERING A BIG PROMOTION 65 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:08,708 ON EGG McMUFFIN'S TO CELEBRATE THE SANDWICH'S 50th ANNIVERSARY. 66 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:12,645 AND IT WAS SO POPULAR THAT THEIR APP CRASHED. THAT'S RIGHT 67 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,715 THE McDONALD'S APP TOTALLY STOPPED WORKING. AS A RESULT, IT WAS RENAMED THE 68 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:18,418 McDONALD'S ICE CREAM MACHINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 69 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,387 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! COME ON. 70 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:34,734 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 71 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:41,708 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU, TONIGHT. 72 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:47,614 HER NEW 2021 HOLIDAY SWEATER COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE, NOW, ON NORDSTROM.COM AND BEREK.COM 73 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:55,588 WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS HERE THIS EVENING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:57,557 PLUS, SHE'S A TWO-TIME LATIN GRAMMY WINNER, WHO IS CURRENTLY ON A SOLD-OUT TOUR, KAROL G IS 75 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:08,501 HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC, 76 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:15,275 TONIGHT, FROM DRY CLEANING, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 77 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,477 THEN, LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES," SO STAY TUNED FOR THAT 78 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:21,948 THAT'S TONIGHT YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 79 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:25,318 I ALSO WANT TO MENTION, TONIGHT IS TARIQ'S LAST SHOW FOR A FEW MONTHS 80 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:28,188 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] BECAUSE -- THIS IS GOOD NEWS. 81 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,357 TARIQ, YOU'RE HEADING INTO REHEARSALS - >> Tariq: YEAH 82 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:33,059 >> Jimmy: -- TO STAR IN A BRAND NEW PLAY CALLED "BLACK NO MORE." 83 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,061 >> Tariq: YES, YES >> Jimmy: TARIQ, CONGRATULATIONS. 84 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:41,634 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Tariq: THANK YOU. 85 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:45,238 NOW, "BLACK NO MORE," MUSIC AND LYRICS BY TARIQ TROTTER. >> Tariq: YEAH 86 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,508 >> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- WHEN DOES -- WHEN IS THE OPENING? >> Tariq: THE OP - 87 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,910 >> Jimmy: ON JANUARY 11th. >> Tariq: YEAH JANUARY 11th, YOU KNOW, 2022 88 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,748 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND OPENING NIGHT FEBRUARY 8th YOU CAN GET TICKETS AT 89 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,451 THENEWGROUP.ORG. YEAH .ORG. THENEWGROUP.ORG. 90 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,721 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: WHICH, YOU START REHEARSALS LIKE NEXT WEEK? 91 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,823 >> Tariq: MONDAY >> Jimmy: WOW! >> Tariq: YEAH 92 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:06,426 >> Jimmy: WAIT, HOW LONG -- YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS, RIGHT 93 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,262 >> Tariq: YEAH, FIVE, SIX YEARS, MAN >> Jimmy: SIX YEARS. 94 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,131 YOU KNOW SO MUCH WORK GOES INTO THIS STUFF, IT'S CRAZY >> Tariq: YEAH 95 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,099 YEAH >> Jimmy: DUDE, CONGRATULATIONS. 96 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,068 >> Tariq: THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU, BUDDY. 97 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,904 >> Tariq: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU. 98 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,440 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO 99 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,842 I'M GONNA MISS YOU, MAN. >> Tariq: I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS TOO, MAN. 100 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,678 IT'S BITTERSWEET MAYBE I'LL -- I DON'T KNOW, I'LL ZOOM IN 101 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,446 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE HERE FACETIMING 102 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,748 WE'LL PUT A SCREEN THERE, BY THE MIC. >> Tariq: RIGHT. 103 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,817 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN, WE'LL FACETIME IN AND TALK TO YOU. 104 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:33,119 >> Tariq: I MEAN, WE GOT A LOT OF CUTOUTS OF ME ALREADY, RIGHT? 105 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,622 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE CAN JUST USE A CARDBOARD CUTOUT >> Tariq: JUST, LIKE, THROW ONE 106 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,357 OF THE CUTOUTS UP, MAN >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 107 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:39,726 EITHER THAT, OR WE GET HIGGINS TO START RAPPING >> Steve: I'LL DO SHAGGY 108 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,628 THOUGH >> Jimmy: HE CAN DO SHAGGY RAPPING. 109 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:52,572 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,408 >> Jimmy: SHAGGY >> Steve: THAT'S SHAGGY. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 111 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,911 >> Steve: THE FAMOUS RAPPER. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. YEAH, OF COURSE. 112 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,880 SHAGGY GUYS, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NFL SEASON, AND THIS SUNDAY 113 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,282 NIGHT'S GAME HAS THE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS FACING OFF AGAINST THE 114 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:08,621 PITTSBURGH STEELERS. NOW, AS YOU KNOW, AT THE END OF EVERY SEASON, THEY GIVE OUT 115 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,924 AWARDS, LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS 116 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,760 DURING THE SEASON. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 117 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,429 SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 118 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:16,463 HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 119 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:23,937 SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS 120 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:28,541 FROM THE STEELERS. IT'S ROBERT SPILLANE HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 121 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,711 LIST HIS NECK SIZE AS TIRE HOLE [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:34,647 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: MEDIUM LARGE TIRE HOLE 123 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:38,385 NEXT UP, FROM THE STEELERS, IS B.J. FINNEY. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 124 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:44,491 DRINK THE CUP OF RANCH THAT COMES WITH WINGS LIKE A SHOT [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:48,328 NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS TY LONG. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 126 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:56,736 CALL KISSING, "MOUTH SIN." [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS 127 00:08:56,736 --> 00:09:00,240 JUSTIN HERBERT HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY, "THAT'S WHAT'S UP," 128 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:05,679 INSTEAD OF THANK YOU [ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 129 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:09,582 NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IT'S DUSTIN HOPKINS. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO GO 130 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:14,554 TO A SUSHI RESTAURANT AND ORDER CHICKEN TENDERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,658 NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS TRE' McKITTY HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE 132 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:26,800 THE NUMBER ONE CUSTOMER ON IMPOSSIBLEHATSHAPES.NET. [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,069 HE GOT AN AWARD FOR THAT >> Steve: YEAH, HE GOT AN AWARD. 134 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,604 WHAT IS THAT >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY RARE THEY RARELY GIVE THAT OUT. 135 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:36,076 NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS STORM NORTON >> Steve: STORM. 136 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,913 >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO DO THE WEATHER ON EYEWITNESS NEWS AT 7:00. 137 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:44,484 "NOW THE WEATHER WITH STORM NORTON NEXT UP, FROM THE STEELERS, IS 138 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:49,322 CHRIS WORMLEY. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE TOLD TO DIAL IT BACK A BIT BY 139 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:53,460 THE DMV PHOTOGRAPHER [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A BIT MUCH. 140 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:58,598 IT'S A BIT MUCH. NEXT UP, FROM THE STEELERS, IS DERREK TUSZKA. 141 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,234 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO WORK AT THE SLOWEST CHECKOUT LINE AT TRADER JOE'S 142 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:07,674 [ LAUGHTER ] "ALMONDS, GOOD CHOICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 143 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:10,076 >> Steve: "THESE ARE BACK IN STOCK? >> Jimmy: "OH, THESE ARE BACK 144 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,145 IN STOCK YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, RIGHT ON." 145 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,115 >> Steve: "SWEET." "WAIT, I'M GONNA GO GET SOME." [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,818 >> Jimmy: "I'M GONNA GET SOME, AND I'M GONNA TRY THEM, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 147 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:25,825 WE'LL EAT ALMONDS TOGETHER." [ LAUGHTER ] "NICE, NICE, NICE. 148 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:32,065 [ LAUGHTER ] FRESHLY SQUEEZED JUICE." NICE." 149 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,969 >> Steve: "YOU ARE A --" >> Jimmy: "JUICE IS NICE. CAN YOU AGREE WITH ME ON THAT? 150 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:40,573 JUICE IS NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS 151 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:44,944 MATT OVERTON HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE THE UNCLE WHO MAKES EVERYONE 152 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,681 RUN A 5K ON THANKSGIVING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 153 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,749 THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK 154 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:52,152 YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 155 00:10:52,152 --> 00:11:15,475 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK 156 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,111 TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 157 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,847 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, SEND OUT THANK YOU 158 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:25,318 NOTES. AND I WAS JUST - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,087 I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO 160 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,588 WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT COOL WITH YOU GUYS 161 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:35,095 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 162 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:42,168 * [ LAUGHTER ] WITH A LITTLE EXTRA FLARE 163 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:48,174 THERE. I HEARD THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,143 >> Jimmy: WHERE HE PUT -- YEAH YEAH >> Steve: YEAH 165 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,112 >> Jimmy: WHERE HE PUT - >> Steve: PUT A LITTLE ENGLISH ON IT. 166 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,114 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH >> Steve: IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. 167 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:58,651 >> Jimmy: YEAH, A LITTLE SPRINKLE, MAN. * 168 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:02,255 THANK YOU, "HOUSE OF GUCCI," OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, "ITALIAN SUCCESSION." 169 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:06,626 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HEY. >> Jimmy: GOOD 170 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,496 >> Steve: "WHAT'S IT MATTER FOR YOU? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 171 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:14,734 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 75% OF AMERICANS LIMITING THE 172 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:19,072 RELATIVES THEY INVITE TO THANKSGIVING BECAUSE OF COVID. OR AS 100% OF THEM PUT IT, 173 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:25,211 "YEAH, WE'RE NOT INVITING THEM BECAUSE OF COVID." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 174 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,381 IT'S ALL RIGHT >> Steve: ARE YOU VACCINE? "YEAH. 175 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,551 OH, WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY WHO IS VACCINE [ LAUGHTER ] 176 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,187 DID YOU GET YOUR BOOSTER >> Jimmy: WE'RE CELEBRATING THE 26th OF -- 177 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:38,658 >> Steve: "YEAH, 26th OF -- WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT DO YOU KNOW WHERE WALMART IS?" 178 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,494 [ LAUGHTER ] "WE'LL BE CELEBRATING IN THAT PARKING LOT. 179 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,530 WE'LL MEET YOU THERE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. " >> Jimmy: "ARE YOU GOING TO 180 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,766 CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING IN WALMART? >> Steve: "YEAH. 181 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,401 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "NICE! [ LAUGHTER ] 182 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:55,108 "NICE. THAT'S RIGHTEOUS * 183 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,876 THANK YOU ADELE'S "30," FOR BEING THE OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK OF STARING OUT A WINDOW WITH 184 00:12:56,876 --> 00:13:04,150 YOUR HAND AGAINST THE GLASS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 185 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:13,259 IT'S A OUT * THANK YOU, BOOSTER SHOTS, FOR 186 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:17,697 BEING A GOOD THING FOR SOCIETY BUT SOUNDING LIKE A TEQUILA YOU GIVE TO TODDLERS 187 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:23,603 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FOR TEETHING FOR TEETHING 188 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:28,074 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CALLING SOMEONE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY, FOR 189 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:32,345 BEING TEN SECONDS OF EXCITEMENT, FOLLOWED BY TEN MINUTES OF AWKWARDNESS 190 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:39,219 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! >> Jimmy: UH, DID I ALREADY 191 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,287 SING OKAY * 192 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:45,658 THANK YOU, MOVING WALKWAYS AT AIRPORTS, FOR BEING THE BEST WAY OF GETTING TO MY GATE 193 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:53,667 EXACTLY 14 SECONDS FASTER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH 194 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:59,773 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, KITCHENAID STAND MIXER FOR MAKING SURE I 195 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:03,476 CAN'T MAKE BAKED GOODS UNTIL I CAN DEADLIFT ALL 400 POUNDS OF YOU ONTO MY COUNTER. 196 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:09,516 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOSH >> Steve: "OH, WHERE'S THE 197 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,886 BLADES?" * IS THAT THE LAST ONE 198 00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:17,490 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S THE LAST THANK 199 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:21,861 YOU NOTE THAT TARIQ IS GOING TO HEAR FOR, LIKE, A MONTH OR TWO >> Jimmy: YES, THIS IS THE LAST 200 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,930 ONE. YEAH, YEAH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 201 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,900 WE'RE GOING TO MISS TARIQ. MAN, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO MISS YOU 202 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,968 TOO, MAN >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- SPEECH SPEECH 203 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,603 SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH 204 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,106 SPEECH [ AUDIENCE CHANTS "SPEECH" ] >> Tariq: FROM ME, TOO 205 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:44,250 [ AUDIENCE CHANTS "SPEECH" ] THAT WOULD -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:48,088 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, THE TOP OF -- OF ONE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS THE BOTTOM OF -- OF 207 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:52,258 THE NEXT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOOD -- I 208 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:56,096 NEVER REALIZED THIS. EVERYBODY IS JUST -- >> Tariq: WOW. 209 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:59,366 >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP >> Tariq: WOAH [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,434 I'M READY TO GO. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 211 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,403 I'VE GOT THIS DEAL [ LAUGHTER ] HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK QUOTE OR 212 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,938 SOMETHING? >> Tariq: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,906 TOO GOOD >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO GOOD. * 214 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,743 >> Tariq: TO BE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -- WAIT A MINUTE. 215 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,811 IS THIS REALLY THE LAST ONE? >> Steve: YEAH >> Tariq: WOW. 216 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,748 I MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ] * 217 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:18,818 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU CORNUCOPIAS FOR BEING BASKETS THAT ARE BAD AT THEIR JOB 218 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,654 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 219 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:44,844 WHOOPI GOLDBERG! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 220 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:50,750 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR, EMMY, GRAMMY AND TONY-WINNING PERFORMER WHO HAS 221 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,454 A NEW LINE OF HOLIDAY SWEATERS AND ACCESSORIES AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. 222 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,424 LOOK AT THIS OH, SNAP [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:01,361 YEAH OH, SNAP RIGHT NOW, IT'S AVAILABLE ON 224 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,130 NORDSTROM.COM AND BEREK.COM. PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, WHOOPI GOLDBERG! 225 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:04,164 PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, WHOOPI GOLDBERG! 226 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,062 OUT SO THAT -- 227 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,732 >> LET ME HAVE A MINUTE. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE SO THOUGHTFUL AND AWESOME. 228 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:43,536 WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS HERE! I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 229 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,739 OH, NO YOU DID. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 230 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:53,179 WHOOPI GOLDBERG, COME ON NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH. 231 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,549 >> Jimmy: WHO IS BETTER -- WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU >> SO MANY PEOPLE! 232 00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,154 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL. EVERY TIME YOU COME, YOU BRING 233 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:04,324 US SOMETHING FUN TO EAT. >> WELL, BECAUSE YOU ALL WORK REALLY HARD. 234 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,192 YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WELL, GOSH, YOU'RE JUST THE BEST AND THE MOST 235 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,361 THOUGHTFUL >> WELL, I LIKE -- >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT 236 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,865 WHAT DID YOU BRING THIS TIME >> I HAD TO WRITE IT DOWN BECAUSE IT GOT TO COMPLICATED. 237 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:18,738 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO THEY ARE DKA, DOMINIQUE'S 238 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,607 KOUIGN AMANN >> Tariq: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? 239 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,043 AT THE BAKERY? >> Jimmy: OH, NO YEAH, YEAH 240 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:29,883 >> IT'S CALLED KOUIGN-AMANN. IT'S THE NUMBER ONE SELLING PASTRY SIMILAR TO CARAMELIZED 241 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:35,055 CROISSANT, WITH FLAKY, TENDER LAYERS INSIDE AND CARAMELIZED WITH CRUST OUTSIDE 242 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:39,392 >> Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU READING IT LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,062 >> AND IT EVEN OUTSELLS THE CRONUTS! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 244 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,531 OKAY SO - >> Jimmy: WE READ THAT 245 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:49,135 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I WANTED -- I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I GOT IT RIGHT. 246 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,538 BECAUSE YOU USUALLY HAVE - >> Jimmy: DOMINIQUE ANSEL. >> OH, YOU KNOW THEM 247 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,740 >> Jimmy: OH, HE -- THAT'S - >> Tariq: OH, YEAH THAT'S MY GUY. 248 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,809 >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- PEOPLE WERE - >> Questlove: THAT'S NOT - 249 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,445 >> Jimmy: OH, WE -- PEOPLE WAIT AROUND THE BLOCK FOR THAT. >> REALLY? 250 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,047 WELL, SOMEBODY WAITED BECAUSE WE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU FOR 251 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,916 BRINGING IT TO US. >> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THAT 252 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,218 I'M -- I'M THRILLED. >> Jimmy: OH, WE LOVE IT COME ON. 253 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,054 I -- I -- I HEARD THAT YOU -- IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY RECENTLY, RIGHT? 254 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:11,024 >> YES, ON SATURDAY. LAST SATURDAY. >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 255 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,859 HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. 256 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,394 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OLD LADY BIRTHDAY. 257 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,030 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I'M LOVING THE THOM BROWNE, BY THE 258 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,432 WAY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THOM BROWNE - 259 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,267 >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S A GOOD LOOK I LOVE IT. 260 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,336 >> HE DOESN'T MAKE THINGS OFTEN THIS SIZE. OKAY 261 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,538 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S SO FUNNY. 262 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:30,043 >> BECAUSE -- BUT I LOVE IT BECAUSE HE MADE THIS FOR ME. HE ALSO -- YOU KNOW, I HAD AN 263 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,645 ISSUE WITH MY BACK AND WITH MY KNEE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HEARD. 264 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,048 >> HE MADE ME A CANE SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD GUY. 265 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,884 >> HE'S A GREAT GUY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I WENT TO 266 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,388 SEE HIM, MAYBE, I WANT TO SAY 15-20 YEARS AGO, I GUESS, IS WHEN HE FIRST STARTED IN 267 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,123 NEW YORK >> YEAH. YEAH 268 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:47,060 >> Jimmy: AND I HEARD ABOUT HIS SUITS. EVERYONE WENT, "OH, MY GOSH. 269 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,596 THE SUITS ARE FAMOUS THIS GUY IS GOING TO BE GREAT. I MEAN, IT'S HARD TO BE 270 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,331 DESIGNER >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOUGH 271 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,299 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I SAID, "ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO TO DOWN 272 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,168 TO SEE HIM." AND I GO, "AND IT WAS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT SOMEWHERE," IN 273 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,337 THE, YOU KNOW, THE GARMENT DISTRICT >> RIGHT 274 00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,006 >> Jimmy: NO WINDOWS, NOTHING. I SEE THESE THREE GRAY SUITS I GO -- I GO, "YEAH, I WOULD 275 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,708 LOVE TO GET A SUIT." AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEP, THERE YOU GO." 276 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:05,011 I GO, "ANY OTHER COLOR?" HE GOES, "NOPE." [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,846 I GO, "ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO PUT IT ON. IT WAS TOO SHORT 278 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,815 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: I GO, "CAN YOU MAKE IT LONGER? 279 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,450 AND HE GOES, "NOPE." >> NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,785 >> YEAH. YEAH YEAH 281 00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:14,187 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, AWESOME FASHION, THIS IS GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,790 AND I WORE IT AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "THAT'S THE BEST SUIT. I STILL HAVE IT. 283 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,324 IT'S STILL - >> EVER. YEAH 284 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:23,697 I MEAN, IT'S JUST -- WHEN YOU ARE SO INNOVATIVE WHERE YOUR FACE JUST SAYS, "YEAH, THIS IS 285 00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:26,533 WHAT IT IS," AND OTHER PEOPLE GAG AND GO, "WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH 286 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,401 >> "THAT - THAT'S IT. AND HE GOES, "UH-HUH." 287 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,570 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW. 288 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,306 >> YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING. 289 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,508 >> I DIDN'T DO MY TIE. YOU DON'T FEEL DISRESPECTED, DO YOU? 290 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,911 >> Jimmy: NEVER IN MY LIFE >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU KIDDING ME 291 00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,513 YOU'RE STILL, TECHNICALLY, WEARING A TIE. >> WELL, I TRIED TO FIGURE OUT 292 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:44,117 HOW TO DO IT BUT I REALIZED, AT THIS POINT, THINGS THAT ARE UPSIDE DOWN CONFUSE ME 293 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:47,620 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THE KNOT 294 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,056 YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH -- NO, IT LOOKS COOL THAT WAY. 295 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,425 YOU'RE TESTING A NEW THING NO, I LIKE IT. >> BUT I SIT ON IT, YOU SEE. 296 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:55,395 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I SIT WITH THIS -- BECAUSE I'M -- I'M, SORT OF, STUFFED 297 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:59,466 INTO THIS DRESS. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO LOOK 298 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,968 NICE BECAUSE I DON'T COME OUTSIDE VERY OFTEN >> Jimmy: NO, WE LOVE YOU. 299 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,471 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I -- THERE'S THINGS I HAVE 300 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,573 TO ASK YOU ABOUT >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> Jimmy: "SISTER ACT 3" IS 301 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,174 WHAT I WANT TO ASK YOU >> YES YES. 302 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:12,112 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. YES. 303 00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:14,080 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU HEAR -- WE ARE -- YEAH. >> YEAH. 304 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,118 YEAH LISTEN, I'M SO GLAD THAT WE'RE GETTING TO DO IT 305 00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:23,156 WE'VE BEEN ASKING AND ASKING FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS >> Jimmy: YEAH 306 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:27,093 >> AND FINALLY, SOMEBODY OVER AT DISNEY PLUS SAID, "OH, YEAH, SURE." 307 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,396 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND WE WERE LIKE, "ARE YOU 308 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,564 SURE?" BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE WAS LIKE, "NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT. 309 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,301 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> AND THE -- AND THE FOLKS SAID, "WE WANT TO SAY IT." 310 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,704 AND I WAS LIKE, "COOL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COOL 311 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,773 >> Jimmy: COOL >> SO, YEAH. THE NUNS WILL BE BACK. 312 00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,075 >> Jimmy: THE NUNS WILL BE BACK >> THE NUNS WILL BE THERE. 313 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,811 YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT IT TO BE. >> Jimmy: TYLER PERRY IS 314 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:49,516 INVOLVED TOO, RIGHT? >> WELL, HE'S -- I HAVE TO TELL YOU, HE'S THE REASON WE WERE 315 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:53,119 ABLE TO GET IT DONE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE HAS THAT, KIND OF, "OOMPH." 316 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,155 HE HAS THE POWER >> Jimmy: HE REALLY DOES >> YOU KNOW, MY POWER IS 317 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:57,824 LIKE -- AND HIS POWER IS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,060 YEAH, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S LIKE, "I GOT MY OWN 319 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:03,063 STUDIO, YO!" [ LAUGHTER ] "DON'T MESS WITH ME! 320 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:05,365 >> Jimmy: HIS STORY IS AMAZING AS WELL. >> HE'S EXTRAORDINARY. 321 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,200 >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE THAT GUY. >> AND HE'S -- I SAID, "I 322 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,170 REALLY WOULD LIKE TO GET THIS MOVIE DONE." AND HE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU NEED 323 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:13,773 TO DO? AND I SAID, "WELL, WHY -- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO PRODUCE 324 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,477 IT?" AND HE DID >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I THINK -- 325 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,112 >> AND THEY SAID, "YES!" [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: BUT, I MEAN, "SISTER 326 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,716 ACT 3," IS -- I -- I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD NEEDS SOMETHING LIKE THIS NOW 327 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,919 >> I THINK SO. I MEAN, WITH ALL THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD, I GOT GUYS TO 328 00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:28,555 LAUGH AND SING ALONG >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO LAUGH. >> I WISH THERE WAS, LIKE, A 329 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,358 A LITTLE BOUNCING BALL WE COULD PUT UP [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,560 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND MUSIC ON. >> Jimmy: DO IT TWO VERSIONS 331 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,428 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? >> AND, YOU KNOW, I GET -- I 332 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,831 JUST THINK PEOPLE JUST NEED TO LAUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE WITH 333 00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:39,899 YOU. >> YOU KNOW, I NEED TO LAUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO 334 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:45,105 >> YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF NEEDING TO LAUGH, I WAS READING ABOUT 335 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:47,774 YOUR FIRST FILM, WHICH WAS "THE COLOR PURPLE." >> RIGHT 336 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,377 >> Jimmy: BUT I KNOW YOU AS A PERFORMER ON BROADWAY AND A COMEDIAN 337 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,679 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND HOW DO YOU END UP GOING INTO "THE COLOR PURPLE" 338 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:55,415 WITH DRAMA >> HE ASKED ME >> Jimmy: SPIELBERG? 339 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:59,252 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND CAUSE YOU SAW HIM AT THE SHOW? 340 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:04,591 >> I THINK HE HEARD ABOUT THE SHOW AND QUINCY JONES TOLD HIM ABOUT ME 341 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:08,328 AND I THINK, ALSO, ALICE WALKER, WHO LIVED IN SAN FRANCISCO WHERE I LIVED, 342 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:12,899 AND I THINK SHE CAME TO SEE SOME OF MY WEIRD SHOWS >> Jimmy: YEAH 343 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,435 >> AND SO SHE, YOU KNOW, SAID, "HEY, THERE'S THIS WEIRD GIRL WHO MIGHT BE OKAY. 344 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:20,073 YOU KNOW AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S LIKE -- I WAS VERY, VERY 345 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,642 CONTROVERSIAL. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> OH, YEAH. 346 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,378 A VERY LONG TIME AGO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED. 347 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,080 >> WELL -- >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED, WHOOPI 348 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,083 >> I SWEAR I'M NOT AS BAD AS I USED TO BE [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,352 I'M NOT. I'M NOT. I DON'T -- YOU KNOW. 350 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,654 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT - >> Jimmy: BUT DID YOU HAVE TO 351 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:40,360 AUDITION AND - >> HE ASKED ME TO COME TO AMBLIN STUDIOS, WHICH IS WHERE 352 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:45,098 ALL OF HIS STUFF WAS IN HIS HEADQUARTERS AND HE SAID, "WE JUST OPEN THIS 353 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:50,403 THEATER AND I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING ON BROADWAY. AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY. 354 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,773 I SAID, "THERE'S ONE THING I'VE -- THEY ASKED ME NOT TO DO," AND I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT 355 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:58,812 AND HE SAID, "OKAY." ALL RIGHT. SO I DO IT AND I PEEK OUT TO 356 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:03,850 SEE BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS WHO IS IN THE AUDIENCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 357 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:07,220 >> AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, ASHFORD & SIMPSON AND IT'S QUINCY JONES 358 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:11,725 IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON IT'S ALL THESE PEOPLE AND I'M THINKING, "I AM IN TROUBLE." 359 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:15,228 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MY SHOWS 360 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:18,698 WERE VERY, YOU KNOW, OUT THERE SO I GO OUT AND I DO IT AND THEY -- THEY LIKE IT 361 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:22,969 THEY'RE YELLING, "MORE, MORE, MORE." AND I THOUGHT, "OOH. 362 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:26,806 I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO DO MORE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS ACTUALLY TOLD 363 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,541 NOT TO DO MORE >> I WAS TOLD NOT TO DO ANYMORE. 364 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,077 [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND STEVEN SAID, "DO -- IS THERE -- DO YOU HAVE 365 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:37,951 SOMETHING? WELL, I SAID, "WELL, YES BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE GONNA 366 00:23:37,951 --> 00:23:40,086 LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE SAID, "WHY NOT?" 367 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:44,624 I SAID, "BECAUSE I -- IT'S ABOUT BleeT. HE SAID BleeT? 368 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:50,864 AND I SAID YEAH, IT'S THE BLACK ET [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:59,105 AND HE LANDS IN OAKLAND. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S IN THE PROJECTS WITH 370 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,907 THE KIDS >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. YEAH, OF COURSE. 371 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:03,043 >> AND HE WAS LIKE, "I NEED TO SEE THIS." >> Jimmy: BleeT. 372 00:24:03,043 --> 00:24:05,178 YEAH >> "I NEED TO SEE THIS." >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO BleeT 373 00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:09,549 AND I DID IT I DID IT FOR HIM >> Jimmy: WOW. 374 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:14,788 >> AND IT WAS REALLY STRANGE TO DO BECAUSE HE REALLY -- HE UNDERSTOOD WHY I WAS WRITING IT 375 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:19,492 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IN '84, '83 THERE WAS A LOT OF CRAZY STUFF GOING ON AGAIN WITH 376 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:29,102 IMMIGRATION. AND HOW WE ALL ACT TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND SO THE BOTTOM LINE OF 377 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:32,072 IT WAS I WROTE ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE NEEDED TO REMEMBER WHO HE WAS 378 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:36,309 AND WHERE HE CAME FROM BECAUSE, OF COURSE, HE ATTACKED HIS PEOPLE WHEN THEY CAME BECAUSE 379 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:38,945 THEY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM BECAUSE HE HAD ASSIMILATED >> Jimmy: WOW. 380 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:41,681 >> SO, YEAH. IT WAS VERY -- >> Jimmy: WOW, IT'S DEEP 381 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:44,417 >> I WAS VERY DEEP >> Jimmy: DEEP, OH MY GOSH >> VERY, VERY DEEP 382 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:46,152 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT THAT GO YOU THE 383 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:51,524 ROLE, AND YOU CRUSHED IT I MEAN, YEAH >> IT WAS GOOD, YOU KNOW 384 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:54,594 LISTEN, IT'S NOT BAD TO HAVE A A GOOD ORIGIN TO THE STORY YOU KNOW 385 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,663 >> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL. 386 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:59,933 >> YEAH, I'LL NEVER BE A MARVEL SUPERHERO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 387 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:04,304 >> Jimmy: NEVER SAY NEVER. >> WELL, NO, COME ON NOW COME ON. 388 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:07,574 YOU KNOW NONE OF THOSE SUPERHEROES ARE GONNA LOOK LIKE ME 389 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:15,048 BUT I'M SNEAKING UP ON THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MARVEL'S WATCHING! 390 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:19,619 I KNOW SOMEONE OUT THERE IN MARVEL IS WATCHING >> 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHAT 391 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:22,222 SUPERPOWER IS GOING TO COME FROM ANOTHER WORLD AND MESS WITH A BLACK WOMAN 392 00:25:22,222 --> 00:25:26,826 [ LAUGHTER ] NONE, NONE >> Jimmy: NO - 393 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:31,297 >> BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:34,167 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SCENE THAT'S THE SCENE RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:25:34,167 --> 00:25:37,103 * IT IS THE HOLIDAYS I'M GONNA BE TALKING MORE WITH 396 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:40,173 WHOOPI WHEN WE COME BACK COME BACK. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY 397 00:25:40,173 --> 00:26:00,060 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 398 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:03,763 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE TALKING TO THE ONE, THE ONLY WHOOPI GOLDBERG 399 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:10,270 WE LOVE YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERY TIME YOU COME ON, I LOVE 400 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:13,840 YOU, BUT WE ALWAYS HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. YOU DO THESE HOLIDAY 401 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:18,211 COLLECTIONS. IT'S NOT JUST SWEATERS BUT IT'S ALSO SOCKS 402 00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:21,481 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE - >> MITTENS 403 00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:24,317 >> Jimmy: LAST YEAR WAS MASKS. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU DID SCARVES. 404 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:27,721 AND THEY'RE JUST FUN LIKE, LET'S JUST LOOK AT THEM. >> AND THEY'RE -- YOU KNOW 405 00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:31,424 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S - THERE'S ALL DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY HAPPY -- NOW LOOK AT THAT. 406 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,626 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] IT GOT AWWS. THAT ONE'S GOT AWW 407 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,128 >> AWW >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT WITH 408 00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:37,063 A SWEATER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 409 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:39,399 >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE FUN. AND -- THEY'RE FUNNY AND THEY'RE COOL 410 00:26:39,399 --> 00:26:42,669 LOOK AT THIS ONE >> AND THEY'RE REALLY GOOD >> Jimmy: "MERRY FREAKING 411 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,305 CHRISTMAS. THAT'S -- CHECK IT OUT [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:47,374 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS A VERY 413 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:51,111 SPECIAL PROCESS FOR ALL OF THESE. AND CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME, HOW 414 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,847 DOES THIS GET MADE >> WELL, THEY SAY, "OKAY, WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO 415 00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:57,784 DO." >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND I GO "OKAY. 416 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:04,024 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I DO WHATEVER I NEED TO DO AND THEN I TAKE A PEN. 417 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:08,361 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND I -- I DRAW ON THEM >> Jimmy: YOU DRAW THEM LIKE - 418 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,764 >> AND THEN I SAY, "HERE THEY ARE. [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:12,732 >> Jimmy: BUT LOOK AT THIS YOU SENT US ONE OF THE DRAWINGS 420 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:15,268 >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT >> THAT'S -- 421 00:27:15,268 --> 00:27:20,607 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH THAT'S THE EXPENSIVE ONE 422 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:24,044 >> Jimmy: I'M SO BROKE AND HERE'S A BROKEN GINGERBREAD. 423 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:29,049 >> YES >> Jimmy: AND THEN, THEY TURN IT INTO THIS 424 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:34,154 AND SAYS, "I'M SO BROKE. "I'M SO BROKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 425 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,790 "OH, SNAP. [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE IT. 426 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:39,959 >> AND THEY'RE SILLY AND THEY'RE MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. 427 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:43,563 AND THEY'RE MEANT TO MAKE YOU GO, "OH, COME ON, REALLY?" [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:27:43,563 --> 00:27:45,865 YOU KNOW, THEY ARE >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR. 429 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,734 AND THEY'RE HAPPY AND THEY'RE GOOD >> YEAH. 430 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,469 YEAH >> Jimmy: AND WELL, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY - 431 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:52,305 >> AND THEY'RE FROM KIDS I THINK WE HAVE SOME KIDS STUFF ALSO 432 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:54,407 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE KIDS STUFF TOO? >> AND MITTENS AND SOCKS AND 433 00:27:54,407 --> 00:28:01,047 STUFF. >> Jimmy: I WAS GONNA SAY, IT'S FUN AND IT'S -- IT'S LOUD AND 434 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,583 IT'S COZY. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND IT'S YOU 435 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,652 >> IT IS ME. CAN I SHOW THIS ONE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE 436 00:28:05,652 --> 00:28:07,721 >> THIS ONE, I - >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S THE HEADLINER. 437 00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:11,257 >> SO I WANTED - >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CLOSER. >> SO I WANTED TO MAKE IT SO 438 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:14,627 THAT YOU COULD JUMP UP AND DOWN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 439 00:28:14,627 --> 00:28:18,865 LIKE A - >> Jimmy: SHAKE IT SHAKE A SNOW GLOBE 440 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:25,105 >> SHAKE IT UP, YEAH AND THEY -- AND THEY SAID, "NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 441 00:28:25,105 --> 00:28:27,407 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> SO WE GOT IT, SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S - 442 00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:29,909 >> Jimmy: IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. >> -- GOT SOME STUFF IN IT AND -- 443 00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:32,545 >> Jimmy: YOU PUT IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT AND DO A HANDSTAND >> YEAH. 444 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,514 >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? EXACTLY. >> IT'S JUST - 445 00:28:34,514 --> 00:28:36,249 YOU KNOW, LOOK IT'S BEEN A ROUGH COUPLE OF YEARS. 446 00:28:36,249 --> 00:28:38,785 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH COME ON, WHY NOT 447 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:41,621 >> YEAH, MAKE YOURSELF LAUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN - 448 00:28:41,621 --> 00:28:44,691 >> YOU KNOW, JUST GIVE IT AS A A PRESENT AND SAY, "HEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 449 00:28:44,691 --> 00:28:46,860 >> "YOU'VE BEEN VERY DOUR, PUT THIS ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH 450 00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:48,495 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU 451 00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:51,765 COME BY. AND THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS COMING BY AND BRINGING THE GOODIES AND 452 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:54,067 BRINGING THE LOVE AND THE FUNNY. THERE'S NO ONE LIKE YOU. 453 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:56,703 YOU'RE THE GREATEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOOPI GOLDBERG! 454 00:28:56,703 --> 00:29:02,042 THE 2021 HOLIDAY COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE NOW AT NORDSTROM.COM AND BEREK.COM! 455 00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:05,679 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KAROL G. STICK AROUND 456 00:29:05,679 --> 00:29:26,599 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 457 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:31,838 A TWO-TIME LATIN GRAMMY WINNER SHE'S A MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING ARTIST WHOSE MUSIC HAS BEEN 458 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:38,078 STREAMED OVER 30 BILLION TIMES BILLION. [ CHEERS ] 459 00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:40,380 AND SHE'S CURRENTLY ON A A SOLD-OUT TOUR. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 460 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,047 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KAROL G! 461 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,049 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 462 00:29:43,049 --> 00:30:00,233 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 463 00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:04,971 I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN 464 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,574 PERSON THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW 465 00:30:07,574 --> 00:30:11,311 >> I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE AGAIN. LIKE, ONE YEAR -- OR IT WAS TWO 466 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:14,681 YEARS, OUR LAST TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT? HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED SINCE I 467 00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:18,518 LAST TALKED TO YOU >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS 468 00:30:18,518 --> 00:30:21,388 YOUR SONG "TUSA" HIT ONE BILLION STREAMS ON SPOTIFY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 469 00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:29,329 * HIT ONE BILLION. YOU'RE ALBUM "KG0516" WENT TO 470 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:32,065 NUMBER ONE ON THE ALBUMS CHARTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 471 00:30:32,065 --> 00:30:37,437 * RIGHT NOW YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SOLD-OUT TOUR 472 00:30:37,437 --> 00:30:42,008 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND FINALLY LAST NIGHT, YOU WON 473 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,544 ANOTHER LATIN GRAMMY FOR BEST REGGAE TIME PERFORMANCE, COME ON 474 00:30:44,544 --> 00:30:52,519 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 475 00:30:52,519 --> 00:31:02,896 * >> HAVE TO BRING YOU TO COLOMBIA 476 00:31:02,896 --> 00:31:06,700 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THOSE STEPS, THOSE STEPS. >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY'LL 477 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:10,870 ALLOW GRANDPA INTO COLOMBIA. BUT ANYWAY - [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:15,241 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY FROM COLOMBIA BUT BEFORE THAT, YOU ALSO -- YOU LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR 479 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:18,311 A WHILE. >> I LIVED IN NEW YORK YOU KNOW, LIKE I CAME TO 480 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:21,915 NEW YORK FOR ONE THING >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I WANTED TO STOP DOING 481 00:31:21,915 --> 00:31:25,952 MUSIC. SO, I MOVED TO NEW YORK. >> Jimmy: TO STOP DOING MUSIC? 482 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:30,223 >> TO STOP DOING MUSIC >> Jimmy: THEN WHAT MADE YOU START DOING THE MUSIC? 483 00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,859 >> I HAD TO -- I USED TO LIVE IN BELDEN. SO I HAD TO TAKE THREE BUSES 484 00:31:32,859 --> 00:31:38,631 AND ONE TRAIN TO GET TO MY SCHOOL IN MANHATTAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH 485 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:42,135 >> AND THEN IN THE TRAIN ALL THE TIME, I WAS WATCHING LIKE A BILLBOARD OF MUSIC 486 00:31:42,135 --> 00:31:46,606 CONFERENCE AND IT SAYS LIKE MUSIC BUT IN BUSINESS, LIKE IN A BUSINESS 487 00:31:46,606 --> 00:31:51,878 POINT. SO, EVERYDAY I WAS ON THE TRAIN LIKE "WHY? 488 00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:55,815 "IF I WANT TO STOP DOING MUSIC, I HAVE TO SEE THESE PEOPLE EVERYDAY." 489 00:31:55,815 --> 00:31:58,318 [ LAUGHTER ] SO - >> Jimmy: SO YOU KEPT SEEING 490 00:31:58,318 --> 00:32:00,820 MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC EVERYDAY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNEW THAT'S 491 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:04,224 A SIGN >> I WENT TO BOSTON AND I STUDIED THAT AND I'M HERE, YOU 492 00:32:04,224 --> 00:32:06,526 KNOW >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU NOW! YEAH, LOOK AT YOU NOW! 493 00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:08,595 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I'M BACK INTO MUSIC AND I'M 494 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:13,299 HERE AGAIN >> Jimmy: CONGRATS YOU'RE ON YOUR SOLO TOUR 495 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:16,670 HOW DOES THAT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR OWN TOUR >> LIKE, IT'S SOMETHING -- I 496 00:32:16,670 --> 00:32:19,973 DON'T KNOW I'M TELLING MY PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, LIKE, I'M IN AN AIRPLANE 497 00:32:19,973 --> 00:32:22,909 MODE BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE -- WHEN I'M OUT, IT'S HARD TO 498 00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:28,715 BELIEVE ALL OF THOSE THOUSAND PEOPLE ARE THERE FOR ME. IT'S AMAZING 499 00:32:28,715 --> 00:32:31,985 >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. >> AND BEING PART OF THOSE PEOPLE'S LIVES, IT'S AMAZING 500 00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:37,657 FOR ME IT STARTED LIKE SELLING THEATERS AND THEN IT BECAME 501 00:32:37,657 --> 00:32:39,626 LIKE SO HUGE AND PEOPLE STARTED BUYING A LOT SO WE MOVED FROM THEATERS TO THE ARENAS RIGHT 502 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:48,368 NOW. SO I'M HAPPY PEOPLE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR 503 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:54,841 GIVING ME THIS AMAZING MOMENT IN MY CAREER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 504 00:32:54,841 --> 00:32:57,010 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LOOK INTO THE CROWD AND JUST SEE A SEA OF LIKE BLUE HAIR 505 00:32:57,010 --> 00:32:58,645 >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 506 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,181 >> NO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> YOU'RE LAUGHING BUT IT'S 507 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:06,052 TRUE LIKE, I GO OUT AND IT'S LIKE A -- I DON'T KNOW, LIKE A BIG, 508 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:09,189 BLUE CLOUD IN THE CROWD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEY HAVE WIGS AND THEY 509 00:33:09,189 --> 00:33:13,526 PUT LIKE ALL OF MY TATTOOS AND THEN THEY HAVE THE MERCH IT'S AMAZING 510 00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:15,495 I LOVE THAT, PEOPLE. IT'S EVERYTHING. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT 511 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:18,765 "BICHOTA" IS >> "BICHOTA? OH, MY GOD 512 00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:21,601 OKAY I'M GOING TO -- I'M GOING TO SAY IT, BECAUSE -- I'M GOING TO 513 00:33:21,601 --> 00:33:25,105 SAY IT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> "BICHOTA. 514 00:33:25,105 --> 00:33:30,143 IT'S A WORD THAT I KNEW FROM PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS >> Jimmy: YEAH 515 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:33,313 >> THE MEANING IS DRUG DEALER, BICHOTE. >> Jimmy: OKAY 516 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:37,250 >> IT'S THE HEAD OF THE DRUGS. OKAY SO THE WORD FOR ME -- OKAY 517 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:41,187 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO, THE WORD FOR ME, LIKE, THE MEANING WAS, I KNOW, TOUGH 518 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:44,190 BUT FOR ME, THE WORD, IT'S LIKE POWERFUL SO, I SAID, "WHAT ABOUT 519 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:46,960 BICHOTA? "NO, BICHOTA, THEY DON'T USE IT 520 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,497 THEY USE BICHOTE." NO, I WANT IT TO BE BICHOTA. I WANTED TO CREATE A BICHOTA 521 00:33:50,497 --> 00:33:56,169 BUT THE MEANING IS GOING TO BE LIKE A LIKE A BOSS BITCH GIRL, POWERFUL, GREAT, AMAZING, DOING 522 00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:59,773 HER THINGS BY HERSELF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW 523 00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:02,208 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. SO, BICHOTA -- SO, YOU GO, "I'M MAKING A NEW 524 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,778 THING. I'M MAKING A THING." >> TRYING. 525 00:34:04,778 --> 00:34:07,514 >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU PUT - YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY -- SUCCEEDED BECAUSE THE SONG 526 00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:09,382 BECAME A GIANT HIT >> YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? 527 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:14,721 WE WERE IN -- I WAS IN THE CONCERT -- IN MY CONCERT >> Jimmy: YEAH 528 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:20,093 >> AND I WAS ABOUT TO PERFORM "BICHOTA." SO, WE'RE IN THE AIR, MY TEAM 529 00:34:20,093 --> 00:34:26,099 TOLD ME, LIKE, "HEY, KAROL YOU JUST, RIGHT FIVE MINUTES BEFORE, YOU JUST WON THE 530 00:34:26,099 --> 00:34:29,469 GRAMMY -- THE LATIN GRAMMY FOR 'BICHOTA.' SO I WAS ABOUT TO PERFORM 531 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:31,938 'BICHOTA' AND I STARTED SCREAMING. LIKE, I TOLD ALL OF MY PEOPLE, 532 00:34:31,938 --> 00:34:35,742 LIKE, "HEY, NOW WE HAVE A GRAMMY." AND WE PERFORMED "BICHOTA. 533 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:38,244 IT WAS AMAZING WOW, AMAZING >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. 534 00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:39,879 YOU'RE DOING IT ALL. YOU'RE DOING IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 535 00:34:39,879 --> 00:34:45,118 IT'S ALL HAPPENING IT'S ALL REAL! >> I'M HAPPY, HAPPY FOR THAT 536 00:34:45,118 --> 00:34:47,153 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YOU'RE SO YOUNG BUT I JUST WANT TO ASK, DO YOU WANT TO KEEP JUST DOING 537 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:50,690 THIS WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, OTHER THINGS 538 00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:53,426 YOU HAVE OTHER INTERESTS OR IS THIS IT? YOU LIKE, "NO, THIS IS --" 539 00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:57,364 >> I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE, LIKE, A LOT OF THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO IN MY LIFE 540 00:34:57,364 --> 00:35:04,137 I JUST WANT TO PUSH MYSELF AND SEE, AS A WOMAN, HOW FAR I CAN GO IN EVERYTHING 541 00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:08,742 LIKE IN BUSINESS WAY, MAYBE ACTING I'M GOING TO ACT 542 00:35:08,742 --> 00:35:11,144 LIKE, YOU KNOW, I HAVE A A SURPRISE FOR MY PEOPLE IN JANUARY. 543 00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:15,048 I'M GOING TO START, LIKE, SHOOTING A SERIES FOR NETFLIX. IT'S NOT ABOUT MY LIFE 544 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:18,918 IT'S ACTING LIKE I HAVE A CORRECTOR SO I'M PREPARING MYSELF FOR THAT. 545 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:22,389 BUT YEAH, I HAVE - >> Jimmy: IN JANUARY >> IN JANUARY. 546 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,791 >> Jimmy: ON NETFLIX COME ON, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 547 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:28,294 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. 548 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,263 >> THE SKY'S THE LIMIT >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. 549 00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:33,667 KAROL G., RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 550 00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:37,604 >> Jimmy: GO TO KAROLGMUSIC.COM FOR MORE GO ON HER TOUR. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 551 00:35:37,604 --> 00:35:39,906 A PERFORMANCE FROM DRY CLEANING STICK AROUND 552 00:35:39,906 --> 00:36:03,496 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING THEIR U.S. TV 553 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:10,303 DEBUT, PERFORMING "SCRATCHCARD LANYARD" FROM THEIR ALBUM, "NEW LONG LEG," PLEASE WELCOME 554 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:10,937 LONG LEG," PLEASE WELCOME DRY CLEANING 555 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:15,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 556 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:30,523 * * MANY YEARS HAVE PASSE BUT YOU'RE STILL CHARMIN 557 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:34,694 ROSE FALLING AND EXPLODING AND YOU CAN'T * * SAVE THE WORLD ON YOUR OW 558 00:36:34,694 --> 00:36:44,537 I GUES DON'T SEND ME IT * * YOU KEEP IT 559 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:58,318 YOU KEEP I YOU KEEP IT * * WEAK ARMS CAN'T 560 00:36:58,318 --> 00:37:02,789 OPEN THE DOO KUNG FU COUNCIL * * IT'LL BE OKAY 561 00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:06,192 I JUST NEED TO B WEIRD AND HIDE FOR A BIT * * AND EAT AN OLD SANDWICH 562 00:37:06,192 --> 00:37:11,197 FROM MY BA I'VE COME HERE * * TO MAKE A CERAMIC SHO 563 00:37:11,197 --> 00:37:14,601 AND I'VE COME TO SMASH WHAT YOU MADE * * I'VE COME TO LEAR 564 00:37:14,601 --> 00:37:18,038 HOW TO MINGL I'VE COME TO LEARN * * HOW TO DANC 565 00:37:18,038 --> 00:37:22,909 I'VE COME TO JOI A KNITTING CIRCLE * * I'VE COME TO HAND-WEAVE 566 00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:28,815 MY OWN BUNKBED LADDE IN A FEW SHORT SESSIONS * * IT'S A TOKYO BOUNCY BAL 567 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:32,752 IT'S AN OSLO BOUNCY BALL IT'S A * * RIO DE JANEIRO BOUNCY BAL 568 00:37:32,752 --> 00:37:36,222 FILTER I LOVE THES MIGHTY OAKS DON'T YOU * * DO EVERYTHING 569 00:37:36,222 --> 00:37:41,061 AND FEEL NOTHING WRISTBAND THEME PARK * * SCRATCHCARD LANYARD 570 00:37:41,061 --> 00:37:47,600 DO EVERYTHIN AND FEEL NOTHING * * DO EVERYTHING 571 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:53,406 AND FEEL NOTHING PAT DAD ON THE HEAD * * ALL RIGHT YOU 572 00:37:53,406 --> 00:38:01,381 BIG LOUDMOUT AND THANKS VERY MUCH * * FOR THE TWI 573 00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:06,019 I THINK OF MYSEL AS A HEARTY BANANA * * WITH THAT WAXY SURFAC 574 00:38:06,019 --> 00:38:14,160 AND SMALL DELICATE FLOWERS A WOMAN IN AVIATORS * * FIRING A BAZOOK 575 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:20,400 A WOMAN IN AVIATOR FIRING A BAZOOKA * * I'VE COME HER 576 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,771 TO MAKE A CERAMIC SHOE AND I'VE COME TO SMASH * * WHAT YOU MADE 577 00:38:24,771 --> 00:38:27,273 I'VE COME TO LEARN HOW TO MINGLE * * I'VE COME TO LEAR 578 00:38:27,273 --> 00:38:32,412 HOW TO DANCE I'VE COME TO JOIN * * THE KNITTING CIRCLE 579 00:38:32,412 --> 00:38:43,256 THAT'S JUST CHILD CHAT WHY DON'T YOU WANT * * OVEN CHIPS NO 580 00:38:43,256 --> 00:38:47,627 IT'S A TOKYO BOUNCY BALL IT'S AN OSLO BOUNCY BALL * * IT'S A RIO DE JANEIRO 581 00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:52,198 BOUNCY BAL FILTER I LOVE THESE * * MIGHTY OAKS DON'T YOU 582 00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:55,702 DO EVERYTHIN AND FEEL NOTHING * * WRISTBAND THEME PAR 583 00:38:55,702 --> 00:39:03,243 SCRATCHCARD LANYAR DO EVERYTHING * * AND FEEL NOTHIN 584 00:39:03,243 --> 00:39:18,224 DO EVERYTHIN AND FEEL NOTHING * * 585 00:39:18,224 --> 00:39:30,904 * * * YOU SEEM REALLY TOGETHE 586 00:39:30,904 --> 00:39:33,740 YOU'VE GOT A NEW COA NEW HAIR WELL I'LL TELL YOU * 587 00:39:33,740 --> 00:39:39,546 * ONE THING YOU'VE GOT IT COMING ONE DAY * 588 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:58,231 * YOU'RE GONNA GET IT * * 589 00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:08,174 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DRY CLEANING "NEW LONG LEG" IS OUT NOW. 590 00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:12,979 MY THANKS TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG, KAROL G, DRY CLEANING AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM 591 00:40:12,979 --> 00:40:16,716 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 592 00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:18,985 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. 593 00:40:18,985 --> 00:40:20,787 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 594 00:40:20,787 --> 00:40:20,820 * *