>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - WHOOPI GOLDBERG,
KAROL G, MUSICAL GUEST, DRY CLEANING, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1555 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU! OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S A GREAT FRIDAY CROWD,
RIGHT THERE! WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS
TODAY, THE FDA APPROVED PFIZER AND MODERNA BOOSTER SHOTS. NOT ONLY THAT, A JURY IN
WISCONSIN APPROVED GUNSHOTS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, TODAY, KYLE RITTENHOUSE
WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY ON ALL FIVE COUNTS IN THE SHOOTING THAT KILLED TWO MEN AND INJURED
ONE DURING LAST YEAR'S RACIAL JUSTICE PROTEST IN KENOSHA, WISCONSIN.
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN THIS COUNTRY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN THE WHITE, I
MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE RIGHT -- NO, IN THE
RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S MOVE ON TO SOME LIGHTER
NEWS IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN.
THIS MORNING, HE WENT TO WALTER REED FOR A ROUTINE PHYSICAL AND A COLONOSCOPY
[ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS BIDEN'S INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN MEANS ALL OF THE TUNNELS
ARE GETTING WORKED ON. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH BUT IT WASN'T A TYPICAL COLONOSCOPY.
>> Steve: REALLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO
BEFORE THE PROCEDURE, BIDEN STARTED TALKING AND THE ANESTHESIOLOGIST FELL ASLEEP
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * COLONOSCOPIES CAN BE A LITTLE
INVASIVE THAT'S WHY BEFORE THE PROCEDURE BIDEN WAS LIKE -
* GO EASY ON ME BABY * >> Jimmy: BUT GET THIS - [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, AFTER HIS PROCEDURE, BIDEN TOOK PART IN THE ANNUAL PRESIDENTIAL TURKEY PARDONING.
AND LAST NIGHT, THE TWO LUCKY STAYED IN THEIR OWN SUITE AT THE WILLARD HOTEL.
HERE THEY ARE. THIS IS REAL [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH EVEN WEIRDER, IT WAS THE FANTASY SUITE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I HEARD THAT AFTER THEIR PARDON, MOST PRESIDENTIAL
TURKEYS GO TO LIVE THE REST OF THEIR DAYS ON A FARM IN VIRGINIA CALLED GOBBLER'S REST
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, ALL OF THOSE PARDONED TURKEYS ACTUALLY HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW.
WATCH THIS
>> COMING UP ON THE NEXT "REAL
TURKEYS OF GOBBLER'S REST. MARSHMALLOW THROWS DOWN THE GAUNTLET WITH FUDGE.
[ GOBBLING ] CARROT GETS DRUNK AND BELLIGERENT AT BRUNCH.
[ GOBBLING ] AND BUTTERSCOTCH THROWS CARAMEL'S PROSTHETIC CLAW!
"REAL TURKEYS OF GOBBLER'S REST," HOSTED BY NICK CANNON >> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON,
TODAY, THE HOUSE PASSED BIDEN'S NEARLY $2 TRILLION BUILD BACK BETTER ACT, AND HERE'S SPEAKER
NANCY PELOSI MAKING THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
220. THE NAYS ARE 213 THE BUILD BACK BETTER BILL IS
PASSED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
ASKED IF THAT DANCING WAS AWKWARD, THE YEAS WERE UNANIMOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, DEMOCRATS ACTUALLY PLANNED TO VOTE ON THE BILL
LAST NIGHT, BUT HOUSE MINORITY LEADER, KEVIN McCARTHY, GAVE THE LONGEST, CONTINUOUS SPEECH
IN HOUSE HISTORY TO STALL IT AND THIS IS REAL, HE TALKED FOR EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS
JUST LISTEN TO A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT HE SAID THIS IS REAL
MEET AFTER WORLD WAR II. I WAS IN THE SIXTH GRADE
I TURN ON THE TV I WATCHED JIMMY CARTER HAVE A SWEATER ON AND TELL ME TO
TURN THE HEATER DOWN YOU EVER EATEN ONE OF THESE BABY CARROTS
THEY'RE JUST BIG CARROTS THEY CHOP THEM THEY CHARGE YOU MORE, AND YOU
BUY THEM PERSONALLY, I DIDN'T THINK I COULD GO THIS LONG
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE DID THAT FOR EIGHT HOURS.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, WHEN THEY HEARD THAT HE COULD TALK FOR EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT, UBER WAS
LIKE, "YOU'RE HIRED. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS
I SAW THAT OPRAH AND REESE WITHERSPOON ARE THE NEWEST INVESTORS IN SPANX.
ALTHOUGH, FROM NOW UNTIL NEW YEAR'S, I THINK WE'RE ALL PRETTY INVESTED IN SPANX
[ LAUGHTER ] AND, FINALLY, McDONALD'S WAS JUST OFFERING A BIG PROMOTION
ON EGG McMUFFIN'S TO CELEBRATE THE SANDWICH'S 50th ANNIVERSARY.
AND IT WAS SO POPULAR THAT THEIR APP CRASHED. THAT'S RIGHT
THE McDONALD'S APP TOTALLY STOPPED WORKING. AS A RESULT, IT WAS RENAMED THE
McDONALD'S ICE CREAM MACHINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU, TONIGHT.
HER NEW 2021 HOLIDAY SWEATER COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE, NOW, ON NORDSTROM.COM AND BEREK.COM
WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS HERE THIS EVENING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, SHE'S A TWO-TIME LATIN GRAMMY WINNER, WHO IS CURRENTLY ON A SOLD-OUT TOUR, KAROL G IS
HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC,
TONIGHT, FROM DRY CLEANING, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEN, LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES," SO STAY TUNED FOR THAT
THAT'S TONIGHT YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I ALSO WANT TO MENTION, TONIGHT IS TARIQ'S LAST SHOW FOR A FEW MONTHS
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] BECAUSE -- THIS IS GOOD NEWS.
TARIQ, YOU'RE HEADING INTO REHEARSALS - >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: -- TO STAR IN A BRAND NEW PLAY CALLED "BLACK NO MORE."
>> Tariq: YES, YES >> Jimmy: TARIQ, CONGRATULATIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Tariq: THANK YOU.
NOW, "BLACK NO MORE," MUSIC AND LYRICS BY TARIQ TROTTER. >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND THIS IS -- WHEN DOES -- WHEN IS THE OPENING? >> Tariq: THE OP -
>> Jimmy: ON JANUARY 11th. >> Tariq: YEAH JANUARY 11th, YOU KNOW, 2022
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND OPENING NIGHT FEBRUARY 8th YOU CAN GET TICKETS AT
THENEWGROUP.ORG. YEAH .ORG. THENEWGROUP.ORG.
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: WHICH, YOU START REHEARSALS LIKE NEXT WEEK?
>> Tariq: MONDAY >> Jimmy: WOW! >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: WAIT, HOW LONG -- YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS, RIGHT
>> Tariq: YEAH, FIVE, SIX YEARS, MAN >> Jimmy: SIX YEARS.
YOU KNOW SO MUCH WORK GOES INTO THIS STUFF, IT'S CRAZY >> Tariq: YEAH
YEAH >> Jimmy: DUDE, CONGRATULATIONS.
>> Tariq: THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF YOU, BUDDY.
>> Tariq: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MISS YOU.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
I'M GONNA MISS YOU, MAN. >> Tariq: I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS TOO, MAN.
IT'S BITTERSWEET MAYBE I'LL -- I DON'T KNOW, I'LL ZOOM IN
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE HERE FACETIMING
WE'LL PUT A SCREEN THERE, BY THE MIC. >> Tariq: RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN, WE'LL FACETIME IN AND TALK TO YOU.
>> Tariq: I MEAN, WE GOT A LOT OF CUTOUTS OF ME ALREADY, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE CAN JUST USE A CARDBOARD CUTOUT >> Tariq: JUST, LIKE, THROW ONE
OF THE CUTOUTS UP, MAN >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
EITHER THAT, OR WE GET HIGGINS TO START RAPPING >> Steve: I'LL DO SHAGGY
THOUGH >> Jimmy: HE CAN DO SHAGGY RAPPING.
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: SHAGGY >> Steve: THAT'S SHAGGY. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
>> Steve: THE FAMOUS RAPPER. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. YEAH, OF COURSE.
SHAGGY GUYS, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NFL SEASON, AND THIS SUNDAY
NIGHT'S GAME HAS THE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS FACING OFF AGAINST THE
PITTSBURGH STEELERS. NOW, AS YOU KNOW, AT THE END OF EVERY SEASON, THEY GIVE OUT
AWARDS, LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS
DURING THE SEASON. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW
SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS
FROM THE STEELERS. IT'S ROBERT SPILLANE HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO
LIST HIS NECK SIZE AS TIRE HOLE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: MEDIUM LARGE TIRE HOLE
NEXT UP, FROM THE STEELERS, IS B.J. FINNEY. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO
DRINK THE CUP OF RANCH THAT COMES WITH WINGS LIKE A SHOT [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS TY LONG. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO
CALL KISSING, "MOUTH SIN." [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS
JUSTIN HERBERT HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY, "THAT'S WHAT'S UP,"
INSTEAD OF THANK YOU [ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IT'S DUSTIN HOPKINS. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO GO
TO A SUSHI RESTAURANT AND ORDER CHICKEN TENDERS. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS TRE' McKITTY HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE
THE NUMBER ONE CUSTOMER ON IMPOSSIBLEHATSHAPES.NET. [ LAUGHTER ]
HE GOT AN AWARD FOR THAT >> Steve: YEAH, HE GOT AN AWARD.
WHAT IS THAT >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY RARE THEY RARELY GIVE THAT OUT.
NEXT UP, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS STORM NORTON >> Steve: STORM.
>> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO DO THE WEATHER ON EYEWITNESS NEWS AT 7:00.
"NOW THE WEATHER WITH STORM NORTON NEXT UP, FROM THE STEELERS, IS
CHRIS WORMLEY. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE TOLD TO DIAL IT BACK A BIT BY
THE DMV PHOTOGRAPHER [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A BIT MUCH.
NEXT UP, FROM THE STEELERS, IS DERREK TUSZKA.
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO WORK AT THE SLOWEST CHECKOUT LINE AT TRADER JOE'S
[ LAUGHTER ] "ALMONDS, GOOD CHOICE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: "THESE ARE BACK IN STOCK? >> Jimmy: "OH, THESE ARE BACK
IN STOCK YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, RIGHT ON."
>> Steve: "SWEET." "WAIT, I'M GONNA GO GET SOME." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "I'M GONNA GET SOME, AND I'M GONNA TRY THEM, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
WE'LL EAT ALMONDS TOGETHER." [ LAUGHTER ] "NICE, NICE, NICE.
[ LAUGHTER ] FRESHLY SQUEEZED JUICE." NICE."
>> Steve: "YOU ARE A --" >> Jimmy: "JUICE IS NICE. CAN YOU AGREE WITH ME ON THAT?
JUICE IS NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, FROM THE CHARGERS, IS
MATT OVERTON HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE THE UNCLE WHO MAKES EVERYONE
RUN A 5K ON THANKSGIVING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK
YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK
TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF.
YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, SEND OUT THANK YOU
NOTES. AND I WAS JUST - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO
WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT COOL WITH YOU GUYS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
* [ LAUGHTER ] WITH A LITTLE EXTRA FLARE
THERE. I HEARD THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHERE HE PUT -- YEAH YEAH >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: WHERE HE PUT - >> Steve: PUT A LITTLE ENGLISH ON IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH >> Steve: IT'S THE HOLIDAYS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, A LITTLE SPRINKLE, MAN. *
THANK YOU, "HOUSE OF GUCCI," OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, "ITALIAN SUCCESSION."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HEY. >> Jimmy: GOOD
>> Steve: "WHAT'S IT MATTER FOR YOU? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 75% OF AMERICANS LIMITING THE
RELATIVES THEY INVITE TO THANKSGIVING BECAUSE OF COVID. OR AS 100% OF THEM PUT IT,
"YEAH, WE'RE NOT INVITING THEM BECAUSE OF COVID." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
IT'S ALL RIGHT >> Steve: ARE YOU VACCINE? "YEAH.
OH, WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY WHO IS VACCINE [ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU GET YOUR BOOSTER >> Jimmy: WE'RE CELEBRATING THE 26th OF --
>> Steve: "YEAH, 26th OF -- WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT DO YOU KNOW WHERE WALMART IS?"
[ LAUGHTER ] "WE'LL BE CELEBRATING IN THAT PARKING LOT.
WE'LL MEET YOU THERE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. " >> Jimmy: "ARE YOU GOING TO
CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING IN WALMART? >> Steve: "YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "NICE! [ LAUGHTER ]
"NICE. THAT'S RIGHTEOUS *
THANK YOU ADELE'S "30," FOR BEING THE OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK OF STARING OUT A WINDOW WITH
YOUR HAND AGAINST THE GLASS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
IT'S A OUT * THANK YOU, BOOSTER SHOTS, FOR
BEING A GOOD THING FOR SOCIETY BUT SOUNDING LIKE A TEQUILA YOU GIVE TO TODDLERS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: FOR TEETHING FOR TEETHING
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CALLING SOMEONE ON THEIR BIRTHDAY, FOR
BEING TEN SECONDS OF EXCITEMENT, FOLLOWED BY TEN MINUTES OF AWKWARDNESS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY! >> Jimmy: UH, DID I ALREADY
SING OKAY *
THANK YOU, MOVING WALKWAYS AT AIRPORTS, FOR BEING THE BEST WAY OF GETTING TO MY GATE
EXACTLY 14 SECONDS FASTER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, KITCHENAID STAND MIXER FOR MAKING SURE I
CAN'T MAKE BAKED GOODS UNTIL I CAN DEADLIFT ALL 400 POUNDS OF YOU ONTO MY COUNTER.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOSH >> Steve: "OH, WHERE'S THE
BLADES?" * IS THAT THE LAST ONE
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S THE LAST THANK
YOU NOTE THAT TARIQ IS GOING TO HEAR FOR, LIKE, A MONTH OR TWO >> Jimmy: YES, THIS IS THE LAST
ONE. YEAH, YEAH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT
WE'RE GOING TO MISS TARIQ. MAN, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU >> Tariq: I'M GOING TO MISS YOU
TOO, MAN >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- SPEECH SPEECH
SPEECH SPEECH
[ AUDIENCE CHANTS "SPEECH" ] >> Tariq: FROM ME, TOO
[ AUDIENCE CHANTS "SPEECH" ] THAT WOULD -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, THE TOP OF -- OF ONE MOUNTAIN REPRESENTS THE BOTTOM OF -- OF
THE NEXT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOOD -- I
NEVER REALIZED THIS. EVERYBODY IS JUST -- >> Tariq: WOW.
>> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP >> Tariq: WOAH [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M READY TO GO. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
I'VE GOT THIS DEAL [ LAUGHTER ] HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK QUOTE OR
SOMETHING? >> Tariq: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
TOO GOOD >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO GOOD. *
>> Tariq: TO BE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -- WAIT A MINUTE.
IS THIS REALLY THE LAST ONE? >> Steve: YEAH >> Tariq: WOW.
I MEAN - [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU CORNUCOPIAS FOR BEING BASKETS THAT ARE BAD AT THEIR JOB
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
WHOOPI GOLDBERG! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR, EMMY, GRAMMY AND TONY-WINNING PERFORMER WHO HAS
A NEW LINE OF HOLIDAY SWEATERS AND ACCESSORIES AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.
LOOK AT THIS OH, SNAP [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH OH, SNAP RIGHT NOW, IT'S AVAILABLE ON
NORDSTROM.COM AND BEREK.COM. PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, WHOOPI GOLDBERG!
OUT SO THAT --
>> LET ME HAVE A MINUTE. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE SO THOUGHTFUL AND AWESOME.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS HERE! I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, NO YOU DID. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
WHOOPI GOLDBERG, COME ON NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH.
>> Jimmy: WHO IS BETTER -- WHO IS BETTER THAN YOU >> SO MANY PEOPLE!
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL. EVERY TIME YOU COME, YOU BRING
US SOMETHING FUN TO EAT. >> WELL, BECAUSE YOU ALL WORK REALLY HARD.
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: WELL, GOSH, YOU'RE JUST THE BEST AND THE MOST
THOUGHTFUL >> WELL, I LIKE -- >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT
WHAT DID YOU BRING THIS TIME >> I HAD TO WRITE IT DOWN BECAUSE IT GOT TO COMPLICATED.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO THEY ARE DKA, DOMINIQUE'S
KOUIGN AMANN >> Tariq: YEAH >> YOU KNOW?
AT THE BAKERY? >> Jimmy: OH, NO YEAH, YEAH
>> IT'S CALLED KOUIGN-AMANN. IT'S THE NUMBER ONE SELLING PASTRY SIMILAR TO CARAMELIZED
CROISSANT, WITH FLAKY, TENDER LAYERS INSIDE AND CARAMELIZED WITH CRUST OUTSIDE
>> Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU READING IT LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND IT EVEN OUTSELLS THE CRONUTS! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
OKAY SO - >> Jimmy: WE READ THAT
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, I WANTED -- I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I GOT IT RIGHT.
BECAUSE YOU USUALLY HAVE - >> Jimmy: DOMINIQUE ANSEL. >> OH, YOU KNOW THEM
>> Jimmy: OH, HE -- THAT'S - >> Tariq: OH, YEAH THAT'S MY GUY.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S -- PEOPLE WERE - >> Questlove: THAT'S NOT -
>> Jimmy: OH, WE -- PEOPLE WAIT AROUND THE BLOCK FOR THAT. >> REALLY?
WELL, SOMEBODY WAITED BECAUSE WE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU FOR
BRINGING IT TO US. >> WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THAT
I'M -- I'M THRILLED. >> Jimmy: OH, WE LOVE IT COME ON.
I -- I -- I HEARD THAT YOU -- IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY RECENTLY, RIGHT?
>> YES, ON SATURDAY. LAST SATURDAY. >> Jimmy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY >> THANK YOU THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OLD LADY BIRTHDAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I'M LOVING THE THOM BROWNE, BY THE
WAY. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THOM BROWNE -
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S A GOOD LOOK I LOVE IT.
>> HE DOESN'T MAKE THINGS OFTEN THIS SIZE. OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S SO FUNNY.
>> BECAUSE -- BUT I LOVE IT BECAUSE HE MADE THIS FOR ME. HE ALSO -- YOU KNOW, I HAD AN
ISSUE WITH MY BACK AND WITH MY KNEE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HEARD.
>> HE MADE ME A CANE SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S A GOOD GUY.
>> HE'S A GREAT GUY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I WENT TO
SEE HIM, MAYBE, I WANT TO SAY 15-20 YEARS AGO, I GUESS, IS WHEN HE FIRST STARTED IN
NEW YORK >> YEAH. YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND I HEARD ABOUT HIS SUITS. EVERYONE WENT, "OH, MY GOSH.
THE SUITS ARE FAMOUS THIS GUY IS GOING TO BE GREAT. I MEAN, IT'S HARD TO BE
DESIGNER >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOUGH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I SAID, "ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GO TO DOWN
TO SEE HIM." AND I GO, "AND IT WAS DOWN IN THE BASEMENT SOMEWHERE," IN
THE, YOU KNOW, THE GARMENT DISTRICT >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: NO WINDOWS, NOTHING. I SEE THESE THREE GRAY SUITS I GO -- I GO, "YEAH, I WOULD
LOVE TO GET A SUIT." AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEP, THERE YOU GO."
I GO, "ANY OTHER COLOR?" HE GOES, "NOPE." [ LAUGHTER ]
I GO, "ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO PUT IT ON. IT WAS TOO SHORT
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: I GO, "CAN YOU MAKE IT LONGER?
AND HE GOES, "NOPE." >> NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. YEAH YEAH
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, AWESOME FASHION, THIS IS GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I WORE IT AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "THAT'S THE BEST SUIT. I STILL HAVE IT.
IT'S STILL - >> EVER. YEAH
I MEAN, IT'S JUST -- WHEN YOU ARE SO INNOVATIVE WHERE YOUR FACE JUST SAYS, "YEAH, THIS IS
WHAT IT IS," AND OTHER PEOPLE GAG AND GO, "WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> "THAT - THAT'S IT. AND HE GOES, "UH-HUH."
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW.
>> YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING.
>> I DIDN'T DO MY TIE. YOU DON'T FEEL DISRESPECTED, DO YOU?
>> Jimmy: NEVER IN MY LIFE >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU KIDDING ME
YOU'RE STILL, TECHNICALLY, WEARING A TIE. >> WELL, I TRIED TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO DO IT BUT I REALIZED, AT THIS POINT, THINGS THAT ARE UPSIDE DOWN CONFUSE ME
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THE KNOT
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH -- NO, IT LOOKS COOL THAT WAY.
YOU'RE TESTING A NEW THING NO, I LIKE IT. >> BUT I SIT ON IT, YOU SEE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I SIT WITH THIS -- BECAUSE I'M -- I'M, SORT OF, STUFFED
INTO THIS DRESS. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO LOOK
NICE BECAUSE I DON'T COME OUTSIDE VERY OFTEN >> Jimmy: NO, WE LOVE YOU.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I -- THERE'S THINGS I HAVE
TO ASK YOU ABOUT >> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> Jimmy: "SISTER ACT 3" IS
WHAT I WANT TO ASK YOU >> YES YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. YES.
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU HEAR -- WE ARE -- YEAH. >> YEAH.
YEAH LISTEN, I'M SO GLAD THAT WE'RE GETTING TO DO IT
WE'VE BEEN ASKING AND ASKING FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND FINALLY, SOMEBODY OVER AT DISNEY PLUS SAID, "OH, YEAH, SURE."
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND WE WERE LIKE, "ARE YOU
SURE?" BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE WAS LIKE, "NOBODY WANTS TO SEE IT.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> AND THE -- AND THE FOLKS SAID, "WE WANT TO SAY IT."
AND I WAS LIKE, "COOL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COOL
>> Jimmy: COOL >> SO, YEAH. THE NUNS WILL BE BACK.
>> Jimmy: THE NUNS WILL BE BACK >> THE NUNS WILL BE THERE.
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANT IT TO BE. >> Jimmy: TYLER PERRY IS
INVOLVED TOO, RIGHT? >> WELL, HE'S -- I HAVE TO TELL YOU, HE'S THE REASON WE WERE
ABLE TO GET IT DONE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE HAS THAT, KIND OF, "OOMPH."
HE HAS THE POWER >> Jimmy: HE REALLY DOES >> YOU KNOW, MY POWER IS
LIKE -- AND HIS POWER IS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S LIKE, "I GOT MY OWN
STUDIO, YO!" [ LAUGHTER ] "DON'T MESS WITH ME!
>> Jimmy: HIS STORY IS AMAZING AS WELL. >> HE'S EXTRAORDINARY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE THAT GUY. >> AND HE'S -- I SAID, "I
REALLY WOULD LIKE TO GET THIS MOVIE DONE." AND HE SAID, "WHAT DO YOU NEED
TO DO? AND I SAID, "WELL, WHY -- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO PRODUCE
IT?" AND HE DID >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I THINK --
>> AND THEY SAID, "YES!" [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: BUT, I MEAN, "SISTER
ACT 3," IS -- I -- I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD NEEDS SOMETHING LIKE THIS NOW
>> I THINK SO. I MEAN, WITH ALL THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD, I GOT GUYS TO
LAUGH AND SING ALONG >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO LAUGH. >> I WISH THERE WAS, LIKE, A
A LITTLE BOUNCING BALL WE COULD PUT UP [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND MUSIC ON. >> Jimmy: DO IT TWO VERSIONS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? >> AND, YOU KNOW, I GET -- I
JUST THINK PEOPLE JUST NEED TO LAUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE WITH
YOU. >> YOU KNOW, I NEED TO LAUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO
>> YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF NEEDING TO LAUGH, I WAS READING ABOUT
YOUR FIRST FILM, WHICH WAS "THE COLOR PURPLE." >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: BUT I KNOW YOU AS A PERFORMER ON BROADWAY AND A COMEDIAN
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND HOW DO YOU END UP GOING INTO "THE COLOR PURPLE"
WITH DRAMA >> HE ASKED ME >> Jimmy: SPIELBERG?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND CAUSE YOU SAW HIM AT THE SHOW?
>> I THINK HE HEARD ABOUT THE SHOW AND QUINCY JONES TOLD HIM ABOUT ME
AND I THINK, ALSO, ALICE WALKER, WHO LIVED IN SAN FRANCISCO WHERE I LIVED,
AND I THINK SHE CAME TO SEE SOME OF MY WEIRD SHOWS >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO SHE, YOU KNOW, SAID, "HEY, THERE'S THIS WEIRD GIRL WHO MIGHT BE OKAY.
YOU KNOW AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT'S LIKE -- I WAS VERY, VERY
CONTROVERSIAL. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> OH, YEAH.
A VERY LONG TIME AGO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED.
>> WELL -- >> Jimmy: YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED, WHOOPI
>> I SWEAR I'M NOT AS BAD AS I USED TO BE [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT. I'M NOT. I DON'T -- YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT - >> Jimmy: BUT DID YOU HAVE TO
AUDITION AND - >> HE ASKED ME TO COME TO AMBLIN STUDIOS, WHICH IS WHERE
ALL OF HIS STUFF WAS IN HIS HEADQUARTERS AND HE SAID, "WE JUST OPEN THIS
THEATER AND I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING ON BROADWAY. AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY.
I SAID, "THERE'S ONE THING I'VE -- THEY ASKED ME NOT TO DO," AND I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT
AND HE SAID, "OKAY." ALL RIGHT. SO I DO IT AND I PEEK OUT TO
SEE BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS WHO IS IN THE AUDIENCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, ASHFORD & SIMPSON AND IT'S QUINCY JONES
IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON IT'S ALL THESE PEOPLE AND I'M THINKING, "I AM IN TROUBLE."
>> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MY SHOWS
WERE VERY, YOU KNOW, OUT THERE SO I GO OUT AND I DO IT AND THEY -- THEY LIKE IT
THEY'RE YELLING, "MORE, MORE, MORE." AND I THOUGHT, "OOH.
I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO DO MORE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS ACTUALLY TOLD
NOT TO DO MORE >> I WAS TOLD NOT TO DO ANYMORE.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND STEVEN SAID, "DO -- IS THERE -- DO YOU HAVE
SOMETHING? WELL, I SAID, "WELL, YES BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE GONNA
LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE SAID, "WHY NOT?"
I SAID, "BECAUSE I -- IT'S ABOUT BleeT. HE SAID BleeT?
AND I SAID YEAH, IT'S THE BLACK ET [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE LANDS IN OAKLAND. [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE'S IN THE PROJECTS WITH
THE KIDS >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> AND HE WAS LIKE, "I NEED TO SEE THIS." >> Jimmy: BleeT.
YEAH >> "I NEED TO SEE THIS." >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO BleeT
AND I DID IT I DID IT FOR HIM >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND IT WAS REALLY STRANGE TO DO BECAUSE HE REALLY -- HE UNDERSTOOD WHY I WAS WRITING IT
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IN '84, '83 THERE WAS A LOT OF CRAZY STUFF GOING ON AGAIN WITH
IMMIGRATION. AND HOW WE ALL ACT TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND SO THE BOTTOM LINE OF
IT WAS I WROTE ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE NEEDED TO REMEMBER WHO HE WAS
AND WHERE HE CAME FROM BECAUSE, OF COURSE, HE ATTACKED HIS PEOPLE WHEN THEY CAME BECAUSE
THEY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM BECAUSE HE HAD ASSIMILATED >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> SO, YEAH. IT WAS VERY -- >> Jimmy: WOW, IT'S DEEP
>> I WAS VERY DEEP >> Jimmy: DEEP, OH MY GOSH >> VERY, VERY DEEP
YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT THAT GO YOU THE
ROLE, AND YOU CRUSHED IT I MEAN, YEAH >> IT WAS GOOD, YOU KNOW
LISTEN, IT'S NOT BAD TO HAVE A A GOOD ORIGIN TO THE STORY YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL.
>> YEAH, I'LL NEVER BE A MARVEL SUPERHERO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NEVER SAY NEVER. >> WELL, NO, COME ON NOW COME ON.
YOU KNOW NONE OF THOSE SUPERHEROES ARE GONNA LOOK LIKE ME
BUT I'M SNEAKING UP ON THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MARVEL'S WATCHING!
I KNOW SOMEONE OUT THERE IN MARVEL IS WATCHING >> 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHAT
SUPERPOWER IS GOING TO COME FROM ANOTHER WORLD AND MESS WITH A BLACK WOMAN
[ LAUGHTER ] NONE, NONE >> Jimmy: NO -
>> BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE SCENE THAT'S THE SCENE RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* IT IS THE HOLIDAYS I'M GONNA BE TALKING MORE WITH
WHOOPI WHEN WE COME BACK COME BACK. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE TALKING TO THE ONE, THE ONLY WHOOPI GOLDBERG
WE LOVE YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERY TIME YOU COME ON, I LOVE
YOU, BUT WE ALWAYS HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. YOU DO THESE HOLIDAY
COLLECTIONS. IT'S NOT JUST SWEATERS BUT IT'S ALSO SOCKS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE - >> MITTENS
>> Jimmy: LAST YEAR WAS MASKS. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU DID SCARVES.
AND THEY'RE JUST FUN LIKE, LET'S JUST LOOK AT THEM. >> AND THEY'RE -- YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S - THERE'S ALL DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY HAPPY -- NOW LOOK AT THAT.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] IT GOT AWWS. THAT ONE'S GOT AWW
>> AWW >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT WITH
A SWEATER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE FUN. AND -- THEY'RE FUNNY AND THEY'RE COOL
LOOK AT THIS ONE >> AND THEY'RE REALLY GOOD >> Jimmy: "MERRY FREAKING
CHRISTMAS. THAT'S -- CHECK IT OUT [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS A VERY
SPECIAL PROCESS FOR ALL OF THESE. AND CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME, HOW
DOES THIS GET MADE >> WELL, THEY SAY, "OKAY, WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO
DO." >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND I GO "OKAY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I DO WHATEVER I NEED TO DO AND THEN I TAKE A PEN.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND I -- I DRAW ON THEM >> Jimmy: YOU DRAW THEM LIKE -
>> AND THEN I SAY, "HERE THEY ARE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT LOOK AT THIS YOU SENT US ONE OF THE DRAWINGS
>> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT >> THAT'S --
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH THAT'S THE EXPENSIVE ONE
>> Jimmy: I'M SO BROKE AND HERE'S A BROKEN GINGERBREAD.
>> YES >> Jimmy: AND THEN, THEY TURN IT INTO THIS
AND SAYS, "I'M SO BROKE. "I'M SO BROKE. [ LAUGHTER ]
"OH, SNAP. [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE IT.
>> AND THEY'RE SILLY AND THEY'RE MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.
AND THEY'RE MEANT TO MAKE YOU GO, "OH, COME ON, REALLY?" [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, THEY ARE >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR.
AND THEY'RE HAPPY AND THEY'RE GOOD >> YEAH.
YEAH >> Jimmy: AND WELL, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY -
>> AND THEY'RE FROM KIDS I THINK WE HAVE SOME KIDS STUFF ALSO
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE KIDS STUFF TOO? >> AND MITTENS AND SOCKS AND
STUFF. >> Jimmy: I WAS GONNA SAY, IT'S FUN AND IT'S -- IT'S LOUD AND
IT'S COZY. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND IT'S YOU
>> IT IS ME. CAN I SHOW THIS ONE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE
>> THIS ONE, I - >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S THE HEADLINER.
>> SO I WANTED - >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CLOSER. >> SO I WANTED TO MAKE IT SO
THAT YOU COULD JUMP UP AND DOWN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
LIKE A - >> Jimmy: SHAKE IT SHAKE A SNOW GLOBE
>> SHAKE IT UP, YEAH AND THEY -- AND THEY SAID, "NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> SO WE GOT IT, SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S -
>> Jimmy: IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. >> -- GOT SOME STUFF IN IT AND --
>> Jimmy: YOU PUT IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT AND DO A HANDSTAND >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT? EXACTLY. >> IT'S JUST -
YOU KNOW, LOOK IT'S BEEN A ROUGH COUPLE OF YEARS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH COME ON, WHY NOT
>> YEAH, MAKE YOURSELF LAUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH I MEAN -
>> YOU KNOW, JUST GIVE IT AS A A PRESENT AND SAY, "HEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> "YOU'VE BEEN VERY DOUR, PUT THIS ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU
COME BY. AND THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS COMING BY AND BRINGING THE GOODIES AND
BRINGING THE LOVE AND THE FUNNY. THERE'S NO ONE LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE THE GREATEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOOPI GOLDBERG!
THE 2021 HOLIDAY COLLECTION IS AVAILABLE NOW AT NORDSTROM.COM AND BEREK.COM!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KAROL G. STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A TWO-TIME LATIN GRAMMY WINNER SHE'S A MULTI-PLATINUM SELLING ARTIST WHOSE MUSIC HAS BEEN
STREAMED OVER 30 BILLION TIMES BILLION. [ CHEERS ]
AND SHE'S CURRENTLY ON A A SOLD-OUT TOUR. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
KAROL G!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN
PERSON THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW
>> I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE AGAIN. LIKE, ONE YEAR -- OR IT WAS TWO
YEARS, OUR LAST TIME >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT? HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED SINCE I
LAST TALKED TO YOU >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS
YOUR SONG "TUSA" HIT ONE BILLION STREAMS ON SPOTIFY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* HIT ONE BILLION. YOU'RE ALBUM "KG0516" WENT TO
NUMBER ONE ON THE ALBUMS CHARTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* RIGHT NOW YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SOLD-OUT TOUR
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND FINALLY LAST NIGHT, YOU WON
ANOTHER LATIN GRAMMY FOR BEST REGGAE TIME PERFORMANCE, COME ON
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> HAVE TO BRING YOU TO COLOMBIA
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THOSE STEPS, THOSE STEPS. >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK THEY'LL
ALLOW GRANDPA INTO COLOMBIA. BUT ANYWAY - [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY FROM COLOMBIA BUT BEFORE THAT, YOU ALSO -- YOU LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR
A WHILE. >> I LIVED IN NEW YORK YOU KNOW, LIKE I CAME TO
NEW YORK FOR ONE THING >> Jimmy: WHAT >> I WANTED TO STOP DOING
MUSIC. SO, I MOVED TO NEW YORK. >> Jimmy: TO STOP DOING MUSIC?
>> TO STOP DOING MUSIC >> Jimmy: THEN WHAT MADE YOU START DOING THE MUSIC?
>> I HAD TO -- I USED TO LIVE IN BELDEN. SO I HAD TO TAKE THREE BUSES
AND ONE TRAIN TO GET TO MY SCHOOL IN MANHATTAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEN IN THE TRAIN ALL THE TIME, I WAS WATCHING LIKE A BILLBOARD OF MUSIC
CONFERENCE AND IT SAYS LIKE MUSIC BUT IN BUSINESS, LIKE IN A BUSINESS
POINT. SO, EVERYDAY I WAS ON THE TRAIN LIKE "WHY?
"IF I WANT TO STOP DOING MUSIC, I HAVE TO SEE THESE PEOPLE EVERYDAY."
[ LAUGHTER ] SO - >> Jimmy: SO YOU KEPT SEEING
MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC EVERYDAY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNEW THAT'S
A SIGN >> I WENT TO BOSTON AND I STUDIED THAT AND I'M HERE, YOU
KNOW >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU NOW! YEAH, LOOK AT YOU NOW!
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I'M BACK INTO MUSIC AND I'M
HERE AGAIN >> Jimmy: CONGRATS YOU'RE ON YOUR SOLO TOUR
HOW DOES THAT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR OWN TOUR >> LIKE, IT'S SOMETHING -- I
DON'T KNOW I'M TELLING MY PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, LIKE, I'M IN AN AIRPLANE
MODE BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE -- WHEN I'M OUT, IT'S HARD TO
BELIEVE ALL OF THOSE THOUSAND PEOPLE ARE THERE FOR ME. IT'S AMAZING
>> Jimmy: OH YEAH. >> AND BEING PART OF THOSE PEOPLE'S LIVES, IT'S AMAZING
FOR ME IT STARTED LIKE SELLING THEATERS AND THEN IT BECAME
LIKE SO HUGE AND PEOPLE STARTED BUYING A LOT SO WE MOVED FROM THEATERS TO THE ARENAS RIGHT
NOW. SO I'M HAPPY PEOPLE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR
GIVING ME THIS AMAZING MOMENT IN MY CAREER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DO YOU LOOK INTO THE CROWD AND JUST SEE A SEA OF LIKE BLUE HAIR
>> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> YOU'RE LAUGHING BUT IT'S
TRUE LIKE, I GO OUT AND IT'S LIKE A -- I DON'T KNOW, LIKE A BIG,
BLUE CLOUD IN THE CROWD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEY HAVE WIGS AND THEY
PUT LIKE ALL OF MY TATTOOS AND THEN THEY HAVE THE MERCH IT'S AMAZING
I LOVE THAT, PEOPLE. IT'S EVERYTHING. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT
"BICHOTA" IS >> "BICHOTA? OH, MY GOD
OKAY I'M GOING TO -- I'M GOING TO SAY IT, BECAUSE -- I'M GOING TO
SAY IT >> Jimmy: OKAY >> "BICHOTA.
IT'S A WORD THAT I KNEW FROM PUERTO RICAN FRIENDS >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THE MEANING IS DRUG DEALER, BICHOTE. >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> IT'S THE HEAD OF THE DRUGS. OKAY SO THE WORD FOR ME -- OKAY
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO, THE WORD FOR ME, LIKE, THE MEANING WAS, I KNOW, TOUGH
BUT FOR ME, THE WORD, IT'S LIKE POWERFUL SO, I SAID, "WHAT ABOUT
BICHOTA? "NO, BICHOTA, THEY DON'T USE IT
THEY USE BICHOTE." NO, I WANT IT TO BE BICHOTA. I WANTED TO CREATE A BICHOTA
BUT THE MEANING IS GOING TO BE LIKE A LIKE A BOSS BITCH GIRL, POWERFUL, GREAT, AMAZING, DOING
HER THINGS BY HERSELF. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. SO, BICHOTA -- SO, YOU GO, "I'M MAKING A NEW
THING. I'M MAKING A THING." >> TRYING.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU PUT - YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY -- SUCCEEDED BECAUSE THE SONG
BECAME A GIANT HIT >> YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY?
WE WERE IN -- I WAS IN THE CONCERT -- IN MY CONCERT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I WAS ABOUT TO PERFORM "BICHOTA." SO, WE'RE IN THE AIR, MY TEAM
TOLD ME, LIKE, "HEY, KAROL YOU JUST, RIGHT FIVE MINUTES BEFORE, YOU JUST WON THE
GRAMMY -- THE LATIN GRAMMY FOR 'BICHOTA.' SO I WAS ABOUT TO PERFORM
'BICHOTA' AND I STARTED SCREAMING. LIKE, I TOLD ALL OF MY PEOPLE,
LIKE, "HEY, NOW WE HAVE A GRAMMY." AND WE PERFORMED "BICHOTA.
IT WAS AMAZING WOW, AMAZING >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE DOING IT ALL. YOU'RE DOING IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S ALL HAPPENING IT'S ALL REAL! >> I'M HAPPY, HAPPY FOR THAT
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, YOU'RE SO YOUNG BUT I JUST WANT TO ASK, DO YOU WANT TO KEEP JUST DOING
THIS WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, OTHER THINGS
YOU HAVE OTHER INTERESTS OR IS THIS IT? YOU LIKE, "NO, THIS IS --"
>> I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE, LIKE, A LOT OF THINGS THAT I WANT TO DO IN MY LIFE
I JUST WANT TO PUSH MYSELF AND SEE, AS A WOMAN, HOW FAR I CAN GO IN EVERYTHING
LIKE IN BUSINESS WAY, MAYBE ACTING I'M GOING TO ACT
LIKE, YOU KNOW, I HAVE A A SURPRISE FOR MY PEOPLE IN JANUARY.
I'M GOING TO START, LIKE, SHOOTING A SERIES FOR NETFLIX. IT'S NOT ABOUT MY LIFE
IT'S ACTING LIKE I HAVE A CORRECTOR SO I'M PREPARING MYSELF FOR THAT.
BUT YEAH, I HAVE - >> Jimmy: IN JANUARY >> IN JANUARY.
>> Jimmy: ON NETFLIX COME ON, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE, THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. THE SKY'S THE LIMIT.
>> THE SKY'S THE LIMIT >> Jimmy: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
KAROL G., RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: GO TO KAROLGMUSIC.COM FOR MORE GO ON HER TOUR. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM DRY CLEANING STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING THEIR U.S. TV
DEBUT, PERFORMING "SCRATCHCARD LANYARD" FROM THEIR ALBUM, "NEW LONG LEG," PLEASE WELCOME
DRY CLEANING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * MANY YEARS HAVE PASSE BUT YOU'RE STILL CHARMIN
ROSE FALLING AND EXPLODING AND YOU CAN'T * * SAVE THE WORLD ON YOUR OW
I GUES DON'T SEND ME IT * * YOU KEEP IT
YOU KEEP I YOU KEEP IT * * WEAK ARMS CAN'T
OPEN THE DOO KUNG FU COUNCIL * * IT'LL BE OKAY
I JUST NEED TO B WEIRD AND HIDE FOR A BIT * * AND EAT AN OLD SANDWICH
FROM MY BA I'VE COME HERE * * TO MAKE A CERAMIC SHO
AND I'VE COME TO SMASH WHAT YOU MADE * * I'VE COME TO LEAR
HOW TO MINGL I'VE COME TO LEARN * * HOW TO DANC
I'VE COME TO JOI A KNITTING CIRCLE * * I'VE COME TO HAND-WEAVE
MY OWN BUNKBED LADDE IN A FEW SHORT SESSIONS * * IT'S A TOKYO BOUNCY BAL
IT'S AN OSLO BOUNCY BALL IT'S A * * RIO DE JANEIRO BOUNCY BAL
FILTER I LOVE THES MIGHTY OAKS DON'T YOU * * DO EVERYTHING
AND FEEL NOTHING WRISTBAND THEME PARK * * SCRATCHCARD LANYARD
DO EVERYTHIN AND FEEL NOTHING * * DO EVERYTHING
AND FEEL NOTHING PAT DAD ON THE HEAD * * ALL RIGHT YOU
BIG LOUDMOUT AND THANKS VERY MUCH * * FOR THE TWI
I THINK OF MYSEL AS A HEARTY BANANA * * WITH THAT WAXY SURFAC
AND SMALL DELICATE FLOWERS A WOMAN IN AVIATORS * * FIRING A BAZOOK
A WOMAN IN AVIATOR FIRING A BAZOOKA * * I'VE COME HER
TO MAKE A CERAMIC SHOE AND I'VE COME TO SMASH * * WHAT YOU MADE
I'VE COME TO LEARN HOW TO MINGLE * * I'VE COME TO LEAR
HOW TO DANCE I'VE COME TO JOIN * * THE KNITTING CIRCLE
THAT'S JUST CHILD CHAT WHY DON'T YOU WANT * * OVEN CHIPS NO
IT'S A TOKYO BOUNCY BALL IT'S AN OSLO BOUNCY BALL * * IT'S A RIO DE JANEIRO
BOUNCY BAL FILTER I LOVE THESE * * MIGHTY OAKS DON'T YOU
DO EVERYTHIN AND FEEL NOTHING * * WRISTBAND THEME PAR
SCRATCHCARD LANYAR DO EVERYTHING * * AND FEEL NOTHIN
DO EVERYTHIN AND FEEL NOTHING * *
* * YOU SEEM REALLY TOGETHE
YOU'VE GOT A NEW COA NEW HAIR WELL I'LL TELL YOU *
* ONE THING YOU'VE GOT IT COMING ONE DAY *
* YOU'RE GONNA GET IT * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DRY CLEANING "NEW LONG LEG" IS OUT NOW.
MY THANKS TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG, KAROL G, DRY CLEANING AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *