1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,046 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:18,618 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:22,555 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SIMU LIU 4 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:27,761 RUTH NEGGA MUSICAL GUEST, BIG SEAN AND HIT-BOY, 5 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:34,434 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: WHAT'S UP? 6 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:37,671 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,573 --> 00:01:00,894 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:05,098 >> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, 9 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,901 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE, YOU MADE IT 10 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:14,074 IF YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:18,378 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED A SUMMIT 12 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:21,981 AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH THE LEADERS OF MEXICO AND CANADA YEP, BASICALLY MEXICO AND 13 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:25,685 CANADA HEARD ALL OF AMERICA BLASTING ADELE AND WANTED TO CHECK IN ON US 14 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:30,156 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT, THE REGULAR MEETING 15 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:31,825 BETWEEN THE THREE LEADERS NEVER HAPPENED NOW THAT IT'S BACK, IT'D BE 16 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:37,864 WILD IF THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT WAS LIKE, "OH, AND HERE'S A CHECK FOR THAT WALL. 17 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:44,537 [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, THE LEADERS SPENT TIME TALKING ABOUT IMMIGRATION 18 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:47,207 BIDEN COMPLAINED ABOUT THE NUMBER OF MEXICANS COMING TO AMERICA, TRUDEAU COMPLAINED 19 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:51,544 ABOUT THE NUMBER OF AMERICANS COMING TO CANADA [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:54,114 THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN'S VERY BUSY TOMORROW, HE IS GOING TO PARDON 21 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,385 TWO THANKSGIVING TURKEYS AT THE WHITE HOUSE. [ CHEERS ] 22 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:02,722 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING. WE'RE PARDONING TURKEYS HERE AND THEY JUST REVEALED THEIR 23 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,792 NAMES. THEIR NAMES ARE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. 24 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:11,698 [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON, AFTER THIS YEAR, HOW ARE THEY NOT NAMED PFIZER AND 25 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,600 MODERNA. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:18,938 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY? 27 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:23,176 YEP, PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY THANKS TO SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES, THAT'S ALSO WHAT WE'LL BE 28 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:26,212 EATING ON THANKSGIVING [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, SOME BUSINESS NEWS, 29 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:33,353 TODAY, CVS ANNOUNCED THAT IT WILL CLOSE 900 STORES OVER THE NEXT THREE YEARS 30 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,722 RIGHT NOW J.C. PENNEY IS LIKE, "WAIT, HOW DID WE MAKE IT THROUGH THE PANDEMIC AND YOU 31 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:41,194 GUYS DIDN'T? [ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU KIDDING ME 32 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:45,532 SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF CLOSINGS, BUT ALL 900 OF THOSE CVS STORES WERE ON THE SAME BLOCK 33 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:52,539 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I SAW THAT T.J. MAXX IS RAISING 34 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:56,976 PRICES ON SOME OF ITS HIGHER END BRANDS YEAH 35 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:59,946 I GUESS THEY'RE TRYING TO GIVE THE WHOLE STORE A MORE UPSCALE VIBE 36 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,314 VIBE CHECK OUT THIS LATEST AD I SAW 37 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:05,251 >> INTRODUCING THE NEW 38 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:10,857 T.J. MAXX, HOME OF ELEGANCE. >> LOSE THE SOCK BEARD >> STYLE 39 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:18,064 >> KNOCK OFF CROCS >> AND SOPHISTICATION. >> FIST FIGHTS IN THE LINES. 40 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:22,602 >> T.J. MAXX IS THE FASHION CAPITAL THAT'S RIGHT NEXT TO HOME DEPOT 41 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,871 >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT INTERESTING, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 42 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:33,680 THEY'RE CHANGING THEIR IMAGE HEY, I SAW THAT OREO IS COMING OUT WITH A NEW COOKIE CALLED 43 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:42,188 OREO THINS, EXTRA STUFF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT 44 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:44,324 WHY? >> Jimmy: SO, BASICALLY THEY'RE JUST OREOS, RIGHT? 45 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,693 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I SEE IT AGAIN CAN I SEE THE PICTURE OF IT 46 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,596 AGAIN? OREO THINS, EXTRA -- >> Steve: EXTRA STUFF. 47 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,564 >> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT, JUST CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN AND START SELLING AN IV BAG OF 48 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,833 STUFF. >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,902 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT. RIGHT? 50 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:59,105 WE'LL DO THAT. HEY, THIS IS FUN, IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, DWAYNE JOHNSON SAID 51 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:03,743 THAT HE WANTS TO BE THE NEXT JAMES BOND [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 52 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:07,047 YOU'LL KNOW THAT HE'S BEEN CAST WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE THE NEXT BOND VILLAIN AS CARBS. 53 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:11,184 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, INSTEAD OF A MARTINI, HE'LL ASK THE BARTENDER TO 54 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:16,356 SHAKE A DOZEN RAW EGGS [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS, TODAY, AN ORIGINAL 55 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:22,529 COPY OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION WAS EXPECTED TO FETCH UP TO $20 MILLION AT AUCTION 56 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:25,732 WAIT, THEY'RE AUCTIONING OFF THE CONSTITUTION [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,967 MAN, THE U.S. REALLY IS RUNNING OUT OF MONEY [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,736 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT WE'RE LIVING THROUGH CRAZY 59 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:33,673 TIMES WHEN A BORED APE NFT IS WORTH MORE THAN THE U.S. CONSTITUTION. 60 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:37,711 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A A MAN IN CHINA WHO WAS BANNED 61 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:41,915 FROM AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET FOR EATING TOO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,718 IN CHINA, HE'S KICKED OUT, BUT IN AMERICA, THEY'D HANG HIS PICTURE AND GIVE HIM A SHOW ON 63 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,620 THE FOOD NETWORK [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE 64 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,589 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 65 00:04:49,589 --> 00:05:08,375 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:12,645 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE'S THE STAR OF "SHANG-CHI AND 67 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:16,916 THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON DISNEY PLUS. 68 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:22,522 AND HE'S HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THIS WEEKEND, WITH MUSICAL GUEST, SAWEETIE. 69 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:33,266 SIMU LIU IS HERE, TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE THAT GUY. 70 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:37,337 PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "PASSING," AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX. 71 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,107 RUTH NEGGA IS HERE >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 72 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,510 >> Jimmy: AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC. >> Steve: COME ON. 73 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:47,847 >> Jimmy: ONE OF OUR PALS. HE'S BEEN HERE FOREVER, SINCE, I THINK, PROBABLY WE WERE DOING 74 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:51,718 "LATE NIGHT," I GUESS, RIGHT WE GOT MUSIC FROM BIG SEAN AND HIT-BOY. 75 00:05:51,718 --> 00:06:00,193 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIG SEAN I GOT -- I'M IN ONE OF THOSE -- 76 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:04,731 I'M IN ONE OF THOSE WEIRD BELT - >> Steve: BETWEEN BELTS. 77 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,599 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I'M BETWEEN HOLES 78 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:08,668 RIGHT NOW. AND -- >> Steve: HEY, IT'S A FAMILY 79 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,204 SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO 80 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,306 * BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU GOT -- 81 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:15,675 >> Steve: YEP. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR -- YOU HAVE YOUR BELT LOOP -- 82 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,478 >> Steve: IT'S EITHER SUPER LOOSE OR - WHEN I LOST WEIGHT I GO, "I 83 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,714 REMEMBER THAT ONE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD MEMORY 84 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,083 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] OH IT'S GOT A LITTLE STRETCH - 85 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,585 >> Jimmy: THOSE WERE THE DAYS. >> Steve: YEAH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS, YEAH 86 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:28,388 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS IN THAT HOLE AND THEN - 87 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,491 [ LAUGHTER ] SO NOW I'M AT THIS OTHER NORMAL ONE. 88 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,527 >> Steve: RIGHT. BUT IT'S A LITTLE LOOSE. >> Jimmy: IT'S TOO LOOSE 89 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:37,063 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Steve: BUT IF YOU GO TO THE NEXT ONE 90 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,566 >> Jimmy: IT'S DECORATION NOW. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: I MIGHT AS WELL -- 91 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,369 >> Steve: GO TO THE NEXT ONE, IT'S TOO TIGHT >> Jimmy: MIGHT WAS WELL PUT, 92 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,070 LIKE, A GIANT WATCH. [ LAUGHTER ] MIGHT AS WELL GET A WWE 93 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,439 CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. >> Steve: YOU CAN USE A FAKE BELT 94 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,241 [ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE IT'S A PROP >> Jimmy: IT'S A FAKE BELT 95 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,610 IT'S NOT HOLDING MY PANTS UP >> Steve: WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SOME -- WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME, 96 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,179 LIKE, ROPE, LIKE JETHRO IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND JUST LIKE 97 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,382 A DRAWSTRING >> Steve: CINCH IT, YEAH JUST DRAWSTRING IT 98 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:58,084 THAT WAY YOU'RE NEVER OFF. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S NOT -- MY PANTS AREN'T GOING TO FALL 99 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,587 DOWN IT'S JUST -- >> Steve: MINE DID 100 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:08,028 [ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER REMEMBER WHEN MY PANTS FELL 101 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:11,031 DOWN >> Jimmy: HEY. >> Steve: IT'S A FAMILY SHOW 102 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:12,732 >> Jimmy: MY LAWYER -- MY LAWYER TOLD ME NOT TO BRING THAT UP. 103 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,567 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT WAS THE WRONG 104 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,236 HOLE IT WAS THE WRONG HOLE. THAT'S WHY 105 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,773 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'RE - I DON'T KNOW 106 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,510 IT JUST FEELS -- I FEEL -- >> Steve: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO 107 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:28,148 >> Jimmy: I FEEL SILLY >> Steve: YOU CAN -- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO. 108 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,517 >> Jimmy: TAKE IT OFF? >> Steve: TAKE IT OFF, MAN >> Jimmy: WHO CARES? 109 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:35,055 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IT'S NOT EASY. 110 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,524 >> Steve: IS YOUR MIC -- IS YOUR MIC ON? >> Jimmy: OH, MY MICROPHONE. 111 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:40,060 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE, "WOW, DID I JUST --" 112 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,395 I JUST BECAME THE WEAKEST MAN ON EARTH >> Steve: YEAH 113 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:45,598 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY MIC PACK IS ON THE -- ON THE BELT 114 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,701 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LET ME -- LET ME TRY IT AGAIN 115 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,235 READY? >> Steve: OKAY YEAH 116 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:51,371 YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO JUST TAKE IT OFF >> Jimmy: WHAT 117 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,173 >> Steve: YEAH TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT ALL OFF. 118 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,275 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WOW. 119 00:07:55,275 --> 00:08:07,620 * [ MIMICKING WHIPPING ] HAVE YOU EVER USED A WHIP. 120 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,389 >> Steve: ME YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 121 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:15,295 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I HAVE >> Jimmy: DID WE DO A SKETCH OR 122 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,664 SOMETHING WHERE WE WERE WHIPPING THINGS? >> Steve: I THINK WE DID 123 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,632 >> Jimmy: LIKE, PLATES OR SOMETHING. WE WERE BREAKING TARGETS 124 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,535 >> Steve: SOMETHING LIKE WE'RE SNAPPING A THING UP AT "SNL" >> Jimmy: OH, MAYBE IT WAS THE 125 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:25,205 WHIPMASTER >> Steve: OH, WHIPMASTER >> Jimmy: WITH BILL MURRAY 126 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,574 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FUN THAT WAS FUNNY 127 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:30,677 YEAH I NEVER GOT TO -- ANYWAYS. HERE'S WHAT I WOULD DO 128 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,645 MAYBE. >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? >> Jimmy: IN THE FUTURE, 129 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:36,249 MAYBE -- THIS IS A BAD IDEA. BUT, MAYBE WHEN -- IF YOU HAVE, LIKE, A METAL HIP, JUST PUT 130 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:39,886 MAGNETS IN YOUR PANTS. >> Steve: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,554 SOMETHING THAT'LL STICK TO TITANIUM YEAH 132 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,823 AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING >> Jimmy: YEAH 133 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,593 THEN YOU COULD PLAY THE GROOVE >> Steve: RIGHT. OH, THEY'RE NOT FALLING DOWN 134 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:51,531 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: NOTHING FALLS DOWN 135 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,434 >> Steve: OR, GET A BOLT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 136 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,536 PUT ON, LIKE, A RIVET, AND THEN JUST A BOLT STICKING OUT OF YOU. 137 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,905 THEN YOU CAN JUST TAKE A WASH AND A BOLT, NOW -- BUT YOUR PANTS ARE NEVER GONNA FALL 138 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,207 DOWN >> Jimmy: BOLT YOUR PANTS ON >> Steve: YEAH, BOLT YOUR PANTS 139 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,244 ON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU COULD BE REAL 140 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:06,212 FAST, CALLED THE USAIN BOLT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:10,050 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: THAT - >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS -- DID 142 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,218 YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TOYOTA RECALL >> Steve: OH, YEAH 143 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,887 THAT'S BAD >> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS 144 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,422 IT'S NOT GOOD. HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 145 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:23,129 IN AMERICA IS GETTING A RECALL TOYOTA RECALLING RECENTLY MADE CAMRY MODELS, AFTER A PROBLEM 146 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:26,032 WAS DISCOVERED WITH THE BRAKING SYSTEM >> Tariq: WHAT 147 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:30,236 [ LAUGHTER ] L MAN, I JUST BOUGHT A CAMRY >> Jimmy: JEEZ, I'M SORRY ABOUT 148 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:34,040 THAT, TARIQ. >> Tariq: IT'S FINE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I STILL 149 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:38,545 HAVE MY HEAVY DUTY RAM TRUCK >> Jimmy: OH >> Tariq: OH, WHAT, JIMMY? 150 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,312 >> Tariq: OH, WHAT, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 151 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:41,748 >> MORE THAN 240,000 HEAVY DUTY 152 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:45,685 RAM TRUCKS ARE BEING RECALLED IN THE U.S [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:49,255 >> Tariq: WHAT WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ANYWHERE FOR THANKSGIVING, NEXT 154 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,658 WEEK >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ. 155 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:54,427 >> Tariq: I DON'T HAVE A TURKEY AT HOME. LET ME SEE 156 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:59,499 WHAT'S EVEN IN MY FREEZER? OH, I DID JUST BUY THESE REALLY GOOD CHICKEN PATTIES FROM 157 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,434 TRADER JOE'S [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS NICE 158 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:05,939 >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH I GOT THE CHILI LIME CHICKEN BURGERS AND SOME SPINACH FETA 159 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,307 BURGERS AND SOME SPINACH FETA CHICKEN SLIDERS. 160 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,709 FREEZER FOR TRANDER JOE'S 161 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,512 CHICKEN PATTIES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE COMPANY RECALLING CHILI 162 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:16,583 LIME CHICKEN BURGERS AND SPINACH FETA CHICKEN SLIDERS >> Tariq: COME ON. 163 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,619 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT 164 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:24,057 >> Tariq: WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE IN I EVEN HAVE IN MY KITCHEN WELL, I GUESS I DO HAVE VARIOUS 165 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,360 BRANDS OF WILD COLD SMOKED KETA SALMON LOX >> THE OREGON LOX COMPANY'S 166 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:33,199 RECALLING VARIOUS BRANDS OF ITS WILD COLD SMOKED KETA SALMON LOX. 167 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:36,970 >> Tariq: WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT? GROUND BEEF? 168 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,638 OH, LET ME GUESS, IT MIGHT BE CONTAMINATED WITH PLASTIC. 169 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:43,410 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NEARLY 7,000 POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF MIGHT BE 170 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:55,889 CONTAMINATED WITH PLASTIC. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: I GIVE UP! 171 00:10:55,889 --> 00:11:01,461 I'LL JUST EAT MY DOG'S TREATS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHERE ARE THEY FROM? 172 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,696 >> Tariq: SAM'S CLUB, OF COURSE 173 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:09,569 FROM ITS SHELVES BECAUSE THEY COULD CONTAIN METAL. >> Tariq: I'M DONE 174 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:13,773 >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT 175 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,544 >> Tariq: I MEAN, I DID JUST MAKE THAT BIG INVESTMENT >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 176 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,946 IN WHAT AGAIN? >> Tariq: I BOUGHT 900 CVS STORES 177 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,748 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 178 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,284 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING 179 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:28,588 "BEAT SABER" WITH SIMU LIU, AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK 180 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:50,710 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 181 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,813 EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT 182 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:58,551 SHOW." HE IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST NEW MARVEL SUPERHEROES 183 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,388 AND HE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THIS WEEK HIS MOVIE "SHANG-CHI AND THE 184 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:06,192 LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS" IS ON DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME SIMU LIU. 185 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:06,226 DISNEY PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME SIMU LIU. 186 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,331 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHAT'S GOING ON 187 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,234 >> Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, PAL >> GOOD TO SEE YOU IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE 188 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,336 >> Jimmy: COME ON, LOOK AT THAT >> YES 189 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:22,275 YES. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU SIMU AND I ARE ABOUT TO COMPETE 190 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,311 IN A VIRTUAL REALITY GAME CALLED "BEAT SABER." >> MM-HM 191 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:30,116 >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE TURNS USING THIS -- USING LASER SWORDS TO 192 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,318 SLASH TARGETS TO THE BEAT OF A A SONG >> MM-HM 193 00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,554 >> Jimmy: AND WE'LL SEE WHO CAN GET THE HIGHEST SCORE. SOUND GOOD 194 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,323 >> SURE. YEAH, WHATEVER I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN 195 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:40,560 MY LIFE, BUT LET'S DO IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 196 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,529 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO GET OVER TO THE -- ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU SOON, BUD 197 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:49,235 >> GOOD LUCK, BUDDY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 198 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,572 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THIS IS RAD. OH, MY GOSH. 199 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:57,510 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:03,216 * >> OH, WOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 201 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:09,222 BTS, RIGHT >> Jimmy: BTS! * 202 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:17,330 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> OKAY. 203 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,066 >> Jimmy: THE CLAPPING IS DISTRACTING ME * 204 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,269 >> I'M NOT DISTRACTING YOU I'M CHEERING YOU ON. I'M BEING YOUR HYPE MAN. 205 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:31,644 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY * 206 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:37,650 >> Jimmy: OH I'M GETTING TIRED. HOW LONG IS THIS SONG? 207 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,719 >> AS LONG AS IT TAKES, JIMMY. KEEP GOING >> Jimmy: MY ARMS ARE 208 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:43,089 EXHAUSTED. * >> OH, MY GOD! 209 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:47,327 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S THE KEYCHAIN 210 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:55,001 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YES. 211 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,237 >> Jimmy: END THIS SONG ALREADY! [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:09,215 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:17,223 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW 214 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:29,269 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! >> OH, MY GOD. 215 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:40,080 YOU -- HERE, HERE. OH, MY -- HERE, PLEASE, PLEASE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 216 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:45,118 THAT WAS - >> Jimmy: SIMU, "BACK IN MY DAY, WE USED TO JUST PLAY VIDEO 217 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,855 GAMES SITTING ON THE COUCH." [ LAUGHTER ] WOW. 218 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,824 >> MY FAVORITE -- MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN YOU JUST DID -- YOU HOPPED TO THE SIDE AND YOU 219 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:54,160 JUST DID THIS, LIKE -- THIS LITTLE SWIRLY THING. [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,129 >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW I DANCE WHEN I GO TO A WEDDING >> I LOVED IT. 221 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,098 IT WAS GREAT >> Jimmy: I JUST - THAT'S MY JAM. 222 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,333 I LOVE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 223 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,237 ALL RIGHT. SIMU LIU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 224 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:09,542 IT'S YOUR TURN GET INTO POSITION. PUT ON THE HEADSET 225 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,178 >> OKAY, SO I'M HERE >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? 226 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:17,517 [ AUDIENCE CHEERS * >> WHAT'S GOING ON 227 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,053 AM I DOING IT WRONG? >> Jimmy: WATCH OUT FOR THE WALLS! 228 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,855 * >> AM I -- >> Jimmy: WATCH OUT FOR THE 229 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:25,492 WALLS! [ LAUGHTER ] WATCH OUT FOR THE WALLS! 230 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,761 >> OKAY, I THINK I'M STARTING TO GET THE HANG OF IT, A LITTLE BIT. 231 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:32,198 [ CHEERS ] * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE 232 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:37,103 CRUSHING THIS. WOW! WHAT 233 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,340 YO DUDE, OH, MY GOSH! WOW! 234 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:45,945 OH, MY GOSH! * HAVE YOU DONE THIS 235 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:58,091 * OH, MY GOSH! >> AM I DOING IT 236 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:01,461 I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON? >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A BIG 237 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:09,169 BILLIE EILISH FAN? >> THERE'S SO MANY THINGS! * 238 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:19,212 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK, KEEP 239 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:29,255 GOING. * YOU GOT THIS, BUDDY! 240 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:38,531 * [ CHEERS ] >> I'M READY FOR IT TO BE OVER 241 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:49,576 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SIMU 242 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:54,447 SIMU ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:16:54,447 --> 00:17:01,021 WELL DONE -- WELL DONE, BUDDY. ALL RIGHT, NOW LOOK. DO WE HAVE THE POINTS? 244 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:06,393 I GOT 100,105. SIMU, YOU GOT 109,527. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 245 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,696 [ BELL DINGING ] YOU ARE THE CHAMPION I CAN'T MESS WITH YOU. 246 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,799 I CAN'T MESS WITH YOU. >> OH, MY GOD. BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU WENT ON 247 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:16,803 FOREVER, LIKE YOUR SONG WAS LIKE 10 MINUTES LONG [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,938 >> Jimmy: SIMU LIU, EVERYBODY. WE'RE TALKING TO SIMU AFTER THE BREAK. 249 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,041 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON BACK DUDE, THAT WAS - 250 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:47,400 * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE STAR OF "SHANG-CHI AND THE 251 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,504 LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON DISNEY PLUS 252 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:57,110 THIS WEEKEND HE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MUSICAL GUEST SAWEETIE 253 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,579 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME SIMU LIU 254 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:21,167 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 255 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,143 SIMU LIU RIGHT THERE COME ON. WELCOME. 256 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:34,748 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXHAUSTING 257 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,583 THAT GAME. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME, AND THANK YOU MUCH FOR 258 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:41,154 PUTTING THAT SEGMENT RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING. [ LAUGHTER ] 259 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,123 >> Jimmy: I GOT TO KEEP THE ENERGY GOING FOR YOU, MAN, COME ON 260 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,492 >> WELL, YEP I'VE GOT THE ENERGY, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YOU GOT "SATURDAY 261 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,761 NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND I GOT TO GET YOU READY FOR IT, BUD. 262 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,829 >> THAT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: LAST TIME I SAW YOU -- THANK YOU, AGAIN FOR 263 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,198 COMING ON THE SHOW I APPRECIATE IT. BUT, LAST TIME WE WERE TALKING 264 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:55,168 ABOUT THE MET GALA >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE GOING TO GO 265 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,370 TO THE MET GALA IN A FEW DAYS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU GET ALL DRESSED 266 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,040 UP YOU GO TO THIS BEAUTIFUL EVENT >> OH MY GOD, IT WAS CRAZY 267 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,841 >> Jimmy: WHAT -- DID YOU HAVE FUN? WHAT'D YOU THINK 268 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,211 >> I MEAN, I -- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, JIMMY, YOU WERE ONE OF LIKE THE TWO PEOPLE THAT I KNEW 269 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,313 AT THE WHOLE THING SO, I JUST FELT LIKE SUCH A WALLFLOWER 270 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,016 BUT I SAW YOU. AND YOU REMEMBER THIS, I SAW YOU. 271 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,118 IT WAS LIKE -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> -- EVERYBODY WAS AROUND 272 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:15,155 JUSTIN BEIBER HAD JUST GOTTEN ON STAGE >> Jimmy: YEAH 273 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,123 >> AND -- YOU KNOW, YOU GAVE ME A BIG HUG. AND YOU WERE LIKE "I'M SO HAPPY 274 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,060 YOU'RE HERE. IT WAS REALLY NICE IT WAS A REALLY NICE MOMENT. 275 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,761 AND THEN, AFTERWARDS, WHEN I WAS ON THE STEPS, I SAW YOU ON THE BOTTOM 276 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:27,100 AND I SAW YOU FLIPPING THE BARRIER. YOU FLIPPED OVER THE BARRIER 277 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,537 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THERE WERE -- 'CAUSE THERE WERE ALL THESE FANS ON THE 278 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,272 OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET AND THEY HAD BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT. 279 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,941 AND YOU WERE LIKE -- YOU'RE A MAN OF THE PEOPLE. YOU WENT OVER TO SAY HI TO 280 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,277 THEM >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT YEAH, THEY ARE CHANTING. 281 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,512 THEY WERE LIKE - >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: DARING ME, ALMOST, TO 282 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,247 JUMP THE BARRIER >> ABSOLUTELY. [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,083 AND YOU DID. >> Jimmy: I DID -- YEAH. >> YOU WENT FOR IT 284 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,151 >> Jimmy: I FELT LIKE THEY WERE LIKE "JIMMY! AND I GO - 285 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,520 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- "DUDE, YOU WANT -- YOU WANT TO WATCH MY CLIMB THIS 286 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,189 FENCE? I'LL DO IT." [ LAUGHTER ] 287 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,057 BUT IT WAS LIKE A FAKE BUSH OR SOMETHING. >> IT WAS. 288 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,826 IT WAS LIKE A FAKE BUSH. AND I SAW YOU -- I SAW YOU GOING LIKE - 289 00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,794 YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU TESTING IT TO MAKE SURE THAT IT WOULD TAKE YOUR WEIGHT. 290 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,163 AND I KIND OF SAW YOU LIKE MANEUVER YOURSELF OVER SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I'M 291 00:19:57,163 --> 00:20:01,101 GOING TO DO THE SAME THING." >> Jimmy: MANEUVER MYSELF? I JUMPED OVER THE BUSH 292 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,202 [ LAUGHTER ] JUMPED OVER. >> DID YOU 293 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,838 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DO WE HAVE A -- DO WE HAVE A PICTURE? 294 00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:07,107 >> Jimmy: APPARENTLY, YEAH, I HAVE A PICTURE OH, THIS IS YOU. 295 00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:09,075 >> THAT'S ME >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU JUMPED THE BUSH 296 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:12,045 >> YEAH, 'CAUSE I JUMPED IN AFTER YOU. 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE "IF 297 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,248 JIMMY FALLON IS GOING TO GO AND SAY HI TO THE FANS WHO HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT 298 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,317 TO, YOU KNOW, FOR A GLIMPSE OF THE STARS THEN I WANT TO DO THE SAME THING 299 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:21,221 I WANTED GO AND SPEND SOME TIME WITH THEM. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 300 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,623 LOOK, HERE'S SIMU LIU. LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,560 CLEARING - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CLEARING THE BUSH. 302 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,929 AND THEN YOU GO RIGHT INTO THE STREET >> MOSTLY A GREAT SHOT OF MY 303 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,598 ASS, BUT YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO -- I LOVE THAT - 304 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,934 ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME. OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING 305 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:41,808 WELL, IT WAS - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE SIMILAR -- 306 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:46,813 THEY'RE SIMILAR PHOTOS I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET 307 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,082 OVER - [ LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, I CAN'T TOP THAT. 308 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,284 >> Jimmy: SAME ONE YEAH OUR ATHLETIC ABILITY IS KIND OF 309 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,953 EQUAL. PEOPLE KIND OF - >> YOU COULD BE MY STUNT 310 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,655 DOUBLE I KEEP TELLING THEM THAT ALL THE TIME 311 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,159 >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU SO MUCH. APPRECIATE IT. 312 00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:00,660 I MEAN, HEY, THERE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE A SEQUEL JUST SAYING. 313 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:04,330 [ LAUGHTER ] BY THE WAY, I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH 314 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,733 I DO THAT WITH ALL OF MY GUESTS BUT, I REALIZED WE HAVE 315 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,935 SOMETHING IN COMMON THAT I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT >> YES 316 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,904 >> Jimmy: WE BOTH WORKED AT ABERCROMBIE & FITCH. >> YES 317 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:14,374 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS -- THAT IS CORRECT >> Jimmy: NO, I -- 318 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,643 I THINK THEY'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE I WOULD WORK 319 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:20,413 [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- YEAH, I WORKED AT ABERCROMBIE & FITCH. 320 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:25,452 >> THAT'S AMAZING. WHEN DID YOU -- WHEN WERE YOU THERE? 321 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:29,089 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BACK WHEN VIDEO GAMES WERE - 322 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:32,158 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS IN COLLEGE, SO I'D PROBABLY SAY '94, '95. 323 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,960 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> OH, WOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 324 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,496 WHEN WERE YOU THERE? >> I WOULD HAVE BEEN 6 YEARS OLD THEN 325 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:41,101 SO MAYBE NOT THEN. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS -- IT WAS A COLLEGE 326 00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:44,771 JOB FOR ME >> Jimmy: ME TOO >> YEAH, I JUST REMEMBER 327 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:48,108 I MEAN, IT WAS SUCH A STATUS SYMBOL, RIGHT? TO BE LIKE -- WELL, FIRST OF 328 00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:52,278 ALL, LIKE I KNEW PEOPLE WHO GOT SCOUTED. LIKE -- YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE 329 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,948 LIKE, YOU GOT SCOUTED, LIKE, YOU KNOW, GOING THROUGH THE STORE. 330 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:57,350 SOMEBODY WOULD COME UP TO THEM AND BE LIKE "HI, EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF 331 00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:04,491 WORKING FOR ABERCROMBIE & FITCH? AND IF YOU HAD THE LOOK, YOU 332 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,427 KNOW, YOU WOULD BE -- YOU WOULD BE OFFERED A JOB [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,330 AND SO I, BEING LIKE 17 YEARS OLD AND SUPER INSECURE LIKE, I WANTED VERY BADLY TO BE 334 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:15,268 HOT. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS SOMETHING THAT I CAN CONTROL 335 00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:18,471 SO I WOULD, LIKE, GO THROUGH THE STORE ON MY OWN. AND I WOULD JUST BE LIKE 336 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:24,611 PRETENDING TO GO THROUGH CLOTHES AND BEING LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 337 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:31,317 LIKE, YOU KNOW, "EXCUSE ME, DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING? AND I'D BE LIKE "OH, ME? 338 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:35,822 NO, NO, I'M -- OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] I NEVER GOT ASKED, YOU KNOW, 339 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:40,894 ONE SINGLE TIME. SO THIS WENT ON FOR A BIT LONGER THAN I'D LIKE TO ADMIT. 340 00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:44,197 AND THEN, ONE DAY, I WAS FINALLY, LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU JUST GOT TO -- 341 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:48,101 SIMU, YOU JUST GOT TO TAKE YOUR DESTINY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS. I WALKED INTO THAT ABERCROMBIE 342 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:51,738 & FITCH WITH A RESUME. AND I REMEMBER ASKING FOR THE MANAGER. 343 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:55,208 THE MANAGER'S NAME WAS BRANDON HE WAS WEARING - >> Jimmy: THAT'S ONE OF THE 344 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,210 PARTS OF GETTING HIRED >> YUP >> Jimmy: YOU HAD TO BE NAMED 345 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:59,713 BRANDON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU GOT TO -- YOU GOT TO 346 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,549 THROUGH BRANDON. HE HAD, LIKE, RIPPED JEANS >> Jimmy: YEAH 347 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:08,254 >> INTERVIEW A FIREFIGHTER, YOU KNOW AND HE LOOKS ME UP AND DOWN AND 348 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:11,057 HE WAS, LIKE, "EH, OKAY. AND HE INVITED ME TO A GROUP INTERVIEW. 349 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,860 WHICH I SLAYED >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 350 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:18,064 AND YOU BECAME AND EMPLOYEE. >> AND I BECAME AN EMPLOYEE. ALTHOUGH, THEY CALL THEM - 351 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:22,802 THEY DON'T CALL THEM EMPLOYEES THEY CALL THEM MODELS. I WAS A MODEL. 352 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:26,840 >> Jimmy: I THINK THEY CHANGED THE NAME AFTER I WORKED THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 353 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,377 I WORKED THERE BEFORE THEY OPENED 'CAUSE I -- AND I WENT IN 354 00:23:30,377 --> 00:23:35,115 THERE -- [ LAUGHTER ] THEY WEREN'T OPEN. 355 00:23:35,115 --> 00:23:37,117 I WAS PUTTING SHELVES ON THE WALL AND STUFF >> OKAY. 356 00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:39,185 OH, GOT IT >> Jimmy: THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY HIRED ME. 357 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,554 THEY PROBABLY SAY LIKE - >> DOING CONSTRUCTION FOR ABERCROMBIE. 358 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,790 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GUYS - >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN BE IN THE 359 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:46,159 BACK ROOM OR SOMETHING YEAH, JUST DON'T BE IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. 360 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:47,761 BUT I WOULD GO SHIRTLESS AND JUST - [ LAUGHTER ] 361 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:49,963 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: -- STOCK THE SHELVES >> DID THEY WANT YOU TO GO 362 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:52,198 SHIRTLESS? >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I GOT IN A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR 363 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:56,536 THAT [ LAUGHTER ] I WENT WITH MY ROOMMATE, 364 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,872 BECAUSE IF YOU DID GET A JOB THERE, THEY WOULD GIVE YOU A A FREE SHIRT AND A FREE PAIR OF 365 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,307 PANTS. >> OH, YEAH. NICE, NICE 366 00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,076 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT FREE, BUT THEY GIVE IT SO YOU CAN WEAR THAT AS A UNIFORM. 367 00:24:03,076 --> 00:24:06,312 SO, HE GOT A DIFFERENT SHIRT AND PANTS, AND THEN WE WOULD LIKE SWAP -- 368 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:09,883 >> SWAP SO -- YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH WE WERE LIKE "THE SISTERHOOD OF 369 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,185 THE TRAVELING PANTS. >> NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 370 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:13,887 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AND SO THAT WAS OUR COLLEGE WARDROBE AND THEN, ONCE IT OPENED, WE 371 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:16,122 QUIT >> FAIR ENOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] 372 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,524 >> Jimmy: I COULDN'T TAKE IT, MAN. I WAS LIKE, "NO. 373 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:23,096 HOW LONG DID YOU LAST THERE? >> I -- YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY THE STATUS OF IT WAS SO -- 374 00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:26,766 LIKE, I LOVED BEING ABLE TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT I WORKED AT ABERCROMBIE & FITCH SO MUCH 375 00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,969 >> Jimmy: OH, I -- YEAH. >> IT TOOK A LONG TIME >> Jimmy: IS THIS WHEN YOU WERE 376 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,938 IN THE DANCE TROUPE? >> AROUND -- YEAH, AROUND THE SAME TIME. 377 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:39,879 >> Jimmy: WE ALMOST TALKED ABOUT IT LAST TIME, BECAUSE I LOVED THE NAME OF YOUR TEAM. 378 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,715 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS IT? LIKE COWBOYS - 379 00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:44,084 >> NO, IT WAS HIP-HOP WESTERN. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HIP-HOP WESTERN 380 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:46,086 >> Jimmy: HIP-HOP WESTERN WAS -- >> WESTERN 381 00:24:46,086 --> 00:24:47,854 YEAH >> Jimmy: OKAY >> BECAUSE WESTERN WAS THE NAME 382 00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:50,223 OF THE UNIVERSITY THAT I WENT TO UNIVERSITY OF WESTERN ONTARIO. 383 00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:52,092 [ CHEERS ] YES. >> Jimmy: NO ONE'S EVER HEARD 384 00:24:52,092 --> 00:24:55,295 OF THAT IN THEIR LIFETIME. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT YOU -- WESTERN ONTARIO. 385 00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:57,130 SO WAIT. AND SO, YOU WERE HIP-HOP WESTERN. 386 00:24:57,130 --> 00:25:02,836 >> HIP-HOP WESTERN CAME FOURTH PLACE AT THE PROVINCIAL COLLEGE HIP-HOP 387 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:08,141 COMPETITION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT GOES ON YOUR 388 00:25:08,141 --> 00:25:10,276 RESUME IMMEDIATELY >> YOU KNOW, IMMEDIATELY >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE A GO-TO 389 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:13,079 MOVE DO YOU HAVE A SIGNATURE MOVE >> I DON'T THINK I WAS GOOD 390 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:18,351 ENOUGH TO HAVE A SIGNATURE - WELL, WE HAVE STYLES, RIGHT? AND, LIKE, IF YOU WERE A MEMBER 391 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,186 OF, LIKE, THE 2008-2009, IT WAS ALL LIKE "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. 392 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:22,756 IT WAS LIKE, "POP AND LOCK," "AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW." SO WE WERE ALL DOING THAT, LIKE 393 00:25:22,756 --> 00:25:27,160 THE ROBOT AND THE BODY WAVES AND STUFF. >> Jimmy: DO YOU THINK YOU 394 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,296 STILL GOT A LITTLE IN YOU? >> OH, MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:33,066 >> WHOA, OKAY, IF HE'S GONNA - * >> Jimmy: WE GOT A BEAT GOING? 396 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:37,270 ROOTS, WANT TO GIVE HIM A BEAT >> NOT SURE IF IT'S WORKING. * 397 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:45,111 >> OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH 398 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:50,216 * YES! MORE WITH SIMU LIU AFTER THE 399 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,419 BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:25:52,419 --> 00:26:22,615 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 401 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:25,218 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH SIMU LIU RIGHT THERE. >> STILL TIRED 402 00:26:25,218 --> 00:26:27,053 STILL TIRED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JUST A LITTLE BIT. 403 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:33,226 STILL, YEAH. CONGRATS, AGAIN, ON THE SUCCESS OF "SHANG-CHI. 404 00:26:33,226 --> 00:26:35,729 THIS IS A MASSIVE, MASSIVE, MASSIVE, MASSIVE MOVIE >> THANK YOU 405 00:26:35,729 --> 00:26:39,232 >> Jimmy: THERE MUST BE A SEQUEL TALK IN THE WORKS OR MAYBE NOT. 406 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:43,169 OR WE DON'T KNOW DOES MARVEL LET YOU KNOW >> LOOK, I FEEL LIKE THERE MAY 407 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:48,375 HAVE A BEEN A DAY IN AGE WHERE THEY BROUGHT THE ACTORS IN AND THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, BUDDY, 408 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,310 LIKE, HERE'S EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. BUT, I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE 409 00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:54,214 WERE CERTAIN THINGS THAT HAPPENED THAT RUINED IT FOR ALL OF US, SO -- 410 00:26:54,214 --> 00:26:57,150 I DON'T WANT TO SINGLE ANYBODY OUT, BUT, YOU KNOW, SHOUT OUT TO HOLLAND, SHOUT OUT TO 411 00:26:57,150 --> 00:27:01,354 RUFFALO. THEY REALLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:04,157 THEY REALLY JUST MUCKED IT UP FOR THE REST OF US SO, NO -- NO, WE HAVE -- WE 413 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:05,492 HAVE NO IDEA >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALSO DOING A REALLY COOL THING ON 414 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:10,330 THANKSGIVING DAY WITH "SESAME STREET." >> MM-HMM. 415 00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:15,201 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING >> YEAH, WELL, WE'RE DOING, 416 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,437 KIND OF, A SPECIAL EPISODE, KIND OF CENTERED ON AAPI ISSUES 417 00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:21,608 AND WE'RE -- WE'RE ACTUALLY INTRODUCING THE VERY FIRST ASIAN-AMERICAN MUPPET. 418 00:27:21,608 --> 00:27:24,711 HER NAME IS JI-YOUNG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 419 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:31,051 >> Jimmy: THERE'S YOU. THAT'S COOL. COME ON. 420 00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:34,220 >> IT'S JUST SO INCREDIBLE I MEAN -- I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY, FIRST OF ALL, THAT 421 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:38,258 YOU GET TO SEE FACES, YOU KNOW, CERTAIN FACES ON SCREEN. AND NOW WE HAVE IT IN MUPPET 422 00:27:38,258 --> 00:27:41,628 FORM AND -- AND KIDS EVERYWHERE WILL GET TO -- GET TO, KIND OF, 423 00:27:41,628 --> 00:27:46,232 ENJOY AND HANG OUT WITH JI-YOUNG AND LEARN HER NAME AND HER CULTURE AND ALL THAT STUFF 424 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:52,105 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE, I'M SO -- I'M SO EXCITED 425 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:55,608 AND AGAIN, I WANT YOU TO BREAK A LEG ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. ARE YOU NERVOUS AT ALL 426 00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:59,245 >> I AM A LITTLE -- A LITTLE BIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 427 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,381 >> A LITTLE BIT. I GOT TO SAY >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO BE A 428 00:28:01,381 --> 00:28:03,883 A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT YOU'RE A PERFORMER >> YOU KNOW, I'M SUCH A BIG FAN 429 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:07,821 OF YOUR WORK AND I KNOW THAT YOUR, YOU KNOW -- YOUR IMPRESSIONS ARE 430 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:10,457 JUST WORLD CLASS AND SO, IN MY -- LIKE, I HAD A A ZOOM CALL ON MONDAY, WHERE 431 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:12,025 THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, GIVE US ANY IDEAS THAT YOU HAVE." 432 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:17,330 AND I WAS LIKE -- I WAS KIND OF LIKE, "WELL, I HAVE PREPARED SOME IMPRESSIONS." 433 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:20,934 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND NONE OF THEM MADE IT [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:28:20,934 --> 00:28:23,636 >> Jimmy: OKAY OKAY BUT ARE THESE IMPRESSIONS OF - 435 00:28:23,636 --> 00:28:28,842 >> WELL, YEAH, LIKE, YOU DO, LIKE, THESE REALLY COOL, LIKE, POP CULTURE CELEBRITY 436 00:28:28,842 --> 00:28:31,711 IMPRESSIONS. AND I, YOU KNOW, MINE ARE NOT EXACTLY THAT 437 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,080 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF AN IMPRESSION >> YEAH. 438 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,884 SO I DO -- I DO LIKE AN EMPEROR PALPATINE. LIKE, THAT'S WHAT I -- 439 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:39,285 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: DO -- YOU DO EMPEROR PAL -- 440 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,788 >> I DO EMPEROR PALPATINE. SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S SOMETHING LIKE - 441 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:46,793 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES >> "SOMETHING, SOMETHING, 442 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:55,235 SOMETHING DARK SIDE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AM VERY EXCITED TO BE HOSTING 443 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:57,737 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.' >> Jimmy: WOW. AND, SO, THEY DIDN'T BITE -- 444 00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:02,342 THEY DIDN'T BITE ON THAT ONE >> THEY DID NOT BITE ON IT HONESTLY, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY, 445 00:29:02,342 --> 00:29:06,012 I'M A LITTLE OFFENDED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT OTHER -- WHAT 446 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:08,381 OTHER ONES DID YOU THROW BY THEM >> SO THEN I WAS LIKE, WELL, 447 00:29:08,381 --> 00:29:09,916 FOR SURE THEY WOULD GO FOR GOLLUM THEY WOULD GO FOR GOLLUM 448 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:14,688 [ CHEERS ] 'CAUSE I -- I PRACTICED GOLLUM YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO THINK THAT 449 00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:16,656 I'M A PRETTY GOOD ONE. SO IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS -- 450 00:29:16,656 --> 00:29:23,596 [ CLEARS THROAT "THOSE SNEAKY LITTLE HOBBITS MASTER TRICKS US 451 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:28,068 MASTER DECEIVES US MASTER LOVES JIMMY FALLON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 452 00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:30,203 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT! I LIKE THAT! >> WELL, THANK YOU 453 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:34,240 * >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. SIMU LIU, I LOVE YOU, BUDDY. 454 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,877 BREAK A LEG THIS SATURDAY. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: "SHANG-CHI AND THE 455 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:42,615 LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS" IS STREAMING NOW ON DISNEY PLUS CHECK HIM OUT ON "SATURDAY 456 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,051 NIGHT LIVE," THIS SATURDAY YOU'LL SEE NONE OF THESE IMPRESSIONS. 457 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:47,087 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUTH NEGGA STICK AROUND 458 00:29:47,087 --> 00:29:50,390 >> OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 459 00:29:50,390 --> 00:30:14,614 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS, 460 00:30:14,614 --> 00:30:17,851 STARRING IN THE NEW FILM, "PASSING," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 461 00:30:17,851 --> 00:30:20,320 NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME RUTH NEGGA. 462 00:30:34,401 --> 00:30:36,336 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 463 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:39,372 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 464 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:41,341 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. >> PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T -- YEAH, 465 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:43,309 PEOPLES. >> CAMERAS >> Jimmy: THERE'S HUMANS 466 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:45,378 THERE'S PEOPLE YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT >> AMAZING 467 00:30:45,378 --> 00:30:47,213 I LOVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU LOVE IT, RIGHT 468 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,416 >> I LOVE IT >> Jimmy: IT'S AN AMAZING -- >> YEAH, IT'S LOVELY 469 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:51,418 IT'S LOVELY. YEAH, OF COURSE. >> Jimmy: IT'S AN AMAZING 470 00:30:51,418 --> 00:30:53,753 FEELING. WELL, I WANT TO SAY YOU'RE MAKING YOUR BROADWAY DEBUT 471 00:30:53,753 --> 00:30:58,558 >> I AM. >> Jimmy: AND I'M VERY EXCITED I CANNOT WAIT. 472 00:30:58,558 --> 00:31:00,894 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND NOT A LITTLE CHALLENGING, BUT YOU'RE DOING SHAKESPEARE 473 00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:03,329 YOU'RE DOING "MACBETH? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WOW. 474 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,365 >> WE -- WE CAN SAY IT HERE, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 475 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:07,901 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU -- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN YEAH, YOU CAN SAY IT 476 00:31:07,901 --> 00:31:11,705 >> WELL, PEOPLE ARE LOATHE TO SAY IT IN THE THEATER, BECAUSE IT'S - 477 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:15,175 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S SUPERSTITIOUS. >> SUPERSTITIOUS, YEAH 478 00:31:15,175 --> 00:31:17,944 YOU HAVE TO -- IF YOU SAY IT IN THE THEATER, YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, TURN AROUND FOUR TIMES, SPIT 479 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:20,914 OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND GO OUT THE DOOR AND COME BACK IN. AND GET SOMEONE -- 480 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:23,116 >> Jimmy: YEAH -- YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. YEAH, NO 481 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:25,251 >> TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: HERE IN THE TV SHOW, 482 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,220 YOU CAN SAY -- >> YOU CAN SAY IT. "MACBETH." 483 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:29,189 "MACBETH." "MACBETH." >> Jimmy: "MACBETH," "MACBETH," 484 00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:30,824 "MACBETH." "MACBETH." BUT YOU AND -- AND 485 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:32,926 DANIEL CRAIG >> YEAH, I KNOW. >> Jimmy: JAMES BOND, JUST LIKE 486 00:31:32,926 --> 00:31:34,361 THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I KNOW, I KNOW. 487 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:37,263 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE A BIG FAN I KNOW >> Jimmy: I'M A UBER FAN 488 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,532 LIKE, WE -- I WAS HIS LAST INTERVIEW AS JAMES BOND. >> ISN'T IT GREAT? 489 00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:41,468 >> Jimmy: WE HAD A MARTINI TOGETHER >> AWW 490 00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:43,970 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS - >> ISN'T HE LOVELY >> Jimmy: IT WAS ACTUALLY -- IT 491 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,406 WAS EMOTIONAL. >> HE'S ONE OF THE SOUNDEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET 492 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:48,208 >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREAT -- OH, IT WAS -- DID YOU GET TO REHEARSE YET OR NO 493 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:55,115 >> WE'VE -- WE JUST DID A COUPLE WEEKS, YES, SITTING AROUND AND TALKING ABOUT -- AND 494 00:31:55,115 --> 00:31:57,117 HE'S JUST SO DOWN TO EARTH AND LOVELY WE BONDED OVER A PENCIL CASE 495 00:31:57,117 --> 00:32:00,320 >> Jimmy: PUN INTENDED >> OH. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 496 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,589 >> YES, COMPLETELY INTENDED. >> Jimmy: YES. >> THAT'S MY STYLE 497 00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:04,724 >> Jimmy: STEAL MY JOKE. WE BONDED. WE BONDED OVER - 498 00:32:04,724 --> 00:32:07,627 >> I HAVE TO STEAL YOURS I'VE GOT MY OWN. [ LAUGHTER ] 499 00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:09,295 >> Jimmy: BUT IF IT GETS THAT REACTION, YOU WON'T WANT TO STEAL IT 500 00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:11,431 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH. 501 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,933 YEAH, I'M SORRY. BUT WHAT DID HE -- DID YOU -- NOW YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD 502 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:16,136 >> MOVE ON PENCIL SHARPENERS PARERS YOU KNOW, PENCIL SHARPENERS. 503 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:19,939 LIKE A STATIONARY. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH, HE LOVES -- HE LOVES 504 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:23,276 A GOOD PENCIL PARER. [ LAUGHTER ] SO DO I -- YEAH. 505 00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:26,246 >> Jimmy: HE -- HE -- PENCIL - >> HE'S PART SHARPENER, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE THE - 506 00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:28,181 >> IT'S VERY SATISFYING, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: YEAH 507 00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:30,884 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LIKE THE -- NOW THEY'RE BATTERY POWERED AND 508 00:32:30,884 --> 00:32:32,686 STUFF. AND ELECTRIC >> YEAH, YEAH. 509 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:35,889 IT'S VERY EXCITING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO 510 00:32:35,889 --> 00:32:38,558 THE OLD CRANK. >> OH, I'VE JUST RUINED DANIEL CRAIG'S REPUTATION. 511 00:32:38,558 --> 00:32:40,360 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S THE COOLEST MAN IN THE WORLD. 512 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,096 >> Jimmy: THE COOLEST MAN. IMAGINE IF THAT GOT A SCENE IN "JAMES BOND" IS HIM SHARPENING 513 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:46,533 A PENCIL [ LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT EVEN HE WOULD DO IT 514 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:48,635 COOL >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HE'D, LIKE, COME IN 515 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,404 WITH HIS SHIRT OFF AND, LIKE - >> HE'S TOO -- YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 516 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,541 >> HE'S GOT COOL COMING OUT OF HIS PORES. IT'S, SORT OF, EFFORTLESS. 517 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:56,609 >> Jimmy: HE REALLY DOES >> ISN'T IT? >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF 518 00:32:56,609 --> 00:33:00,947 EFFORTLESS, IT'S A GOOD SEGUE FOR ME YOU'RE FASCINATING AND 519 00:33:00,947 --> 00:33:02,916 FANTASTIC IN "PASSING. >> OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOUR FILM. 520 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:07,387 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU IT MEANS A LOT 521 00:33:07,387 --> 00:33:10,590 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GETTING RAVE REVIEWS, AND AWARDS BUZZ AND ALL THAT STUFF 522 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:12,959 DO YOU LISTEN TO THAT OR - >> NO. CAN'T. 523 00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:15,061 >> Jimmy: NO >> NO. I GET TOO NERVOUS. 524 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,063 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD 525 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:18,965 >> AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S -- I MEAN, I'M SURE, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE 526 00:33:18,965 --> 00:33:25,505 THAT, LIKE, THE -- THE GOOD STUFF, SORT OF, IT DOESN'T STICK AND THE BAD STUFF, YOU'RE 527 00:33:25,505 --> 00:33:26,973 JUST WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TEARING YOUR HAIR OUT OF IT. 528 00:33:26,973 --> 00:33:30,443 >> Jimmy: IT DOES. IT IS TRUE >> I THINK IT'S BETTER NOT TO. 529 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:33,713 >> Jimmy: WELL, I CAN TELL YOU, AS A FRIEND, AND AFTER WATCHING YOU, YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN THIS. 530 00:33:33,713 --> 00:33:36,349 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE REALLY GREAT. 531 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:38,551 >> WELL, I AM -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 532 00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:42,222 WELL, I AM - >> Jimmy: I'M NOT A CRITIC >> NO, BUT I -- I AM VERY -- 533 00:33:42,222 --> 00:33:44,724 I'M SO PROUD TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS FILM. YOU KNOW, IT'S REBECCA HALL'S 534 00:33:44,724 --> 00:33:50,463 DEBUT AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> GETTING TO WORK WITH HER, 535 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:53,700 THE LOVELY TESSA THOMPSON, WHO IS EXTRAORDINARY IN THE FILM >> Jimmy: TESSA THOMPSON IS 536 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,302 FANTASTIC AS WELL. >> YEAH, SO -- >> Jimmy: CAN WE SET IT UP 537 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,571 CAN WE EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE WHAT THE FILM IS ABOUT? >> SO "PASSING" IS 538 00:33:58,571 --> 00:34:04,444 REBECCA HALL'S DEBUT FILM. SHE ADAPTED IT FROM A NOVELLA WRITTEN BY NELLA LARSEN, WHICH 539 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:12,952 WAS PUBLISHED IN 1929. AND IT'S A STORY BASED ON TWO CHARTERED FRIENDS WHO BUMP INTO 540 00:34:12,952 --> 00:34:19,559 EACH OTHER IN THE LOBBY OF A A HOTEL. AND ONE IS PASSING FOR WHITE, 541 00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:28,068 MY CHARACTER CLAIRE, AND THE OTHER IS LIVING IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY WITH HER BLACK 542 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:30,337 FAMILY AND IT'S ABOUT THE -- HOW THEY'RE SORT OF ENCHANTED BY 543 00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:37,444 ONE ANOTHER'S LIVES AND THE DIFFERENT CHOICES THEY MAKE, AND HOW THAT IMPACTS THEM IN 544 00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:40,080 THE FUTURE IT'S KIND OF - >> Jimmy: IT'S -- IT'S 545 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,083 BEAUTIFUL. >> IT IS BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: IT'S ABSOLUTELY 546 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:46,119 STUNNING >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THE STORY IS 547 00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:47,987 BEAUTIFUL. AND EVERY -- AND JUST THE PERFORMANCES, EVERYTHING, JUST 548 00:34:47,987 --> 00:34:50,623 TOP TO BOTTOM. CONGRATULATIONS. >> YEAH. 549 00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:52,592 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S RUTH NEGGA AND 550 00:34:52,592 --> 00:34:55,195 TESSA THOMPSON IN "PASSING." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 551 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:59,432 I DON'T MEAN TO STARE, BUT I THINK I KNOW YOU >> I'M AFRAID YOU'RE MISTAKEN. 552 00:34:59,432 --> 00:35:04,738 >> NO. OF COURSE I KNOW YOU, REENIE YOU LOOK JUST THE SAME 553 00:35:04,738 --> 00:35:07,574 TELL ME, DO THEY STILL CALL YOU REENIE >> YES 554 00:35:07,574 --> 00:35:16,082 THOUGH NO ONE'S CALLED ME THAT FOR A LONG TIME. >> DON'T YOU KNOW ME 555 00:35:16,082 --> 00:35:27,427 NOT REALLY, REALLY >> I'M AFRAID I CAN'T SEEM TO PLACE YOU. 556 00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:30,363 [ LAUGHTER ] >> CLARE >> UM-HMM. 557 00:35:30,363 --> 00:35:34,267 THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: RUTH NEGGA, 558 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:36,069 EVERYBODY. >> THANK YOU OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 559 00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:38,338 >> Jimmy: WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, DON'T STOP. >> THANK YOU 560 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:42,509 >> Jimmy: "PASSING" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX BIG SEAN AND HIT-BOY PERFORM, 561 00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:46,713 AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND * 562 00:35:46,713 --> 00:36:12,305 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "WHAT A A LIFE" FROM THEIR EP, "WHAT 563 00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:14,207 YOU EXPECT," HERE'S BIG SEAN AND HIT-BOY. 564 00:36:29,189 --> 00:36:38,198 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * BOY UH UH * 565 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:46,172 >> TONIGHT'S SHOW. * STRAIGHT UP YEAH BOY 566 00:36:46,172 --> 00:36:48,408 YOU KIDDING ME ONLY GET ONE LIFE * * SWEAR I ALMOST DIED 567 00:36:48,408 --> 00:36:50,577 TWICE WO I WENT TRIPLE PLATINUM MORE THAN THREE TIMES * 568 00:36:50,577 --> 00:36:52,345 * WHAT A LIFE MA FEEL LIKE GO 569 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:54,547 WENT AND BLESSED ME * * WITH THE TRICK DICE AND I LEFT HER ASS 570 00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:57,083 ON READ EVEN THOUG IT WAS ENTICING * * AND I AIN'T MARRIED YET 571 00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:59,185 SO IT'S ROCK ON MY RIGHT HAND * * AND I'M ON STAG 572 00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:01,087 BY MYSEL IT AIN'T WITH TH HYPE MAN * 573 00:37:01,087 --> 00:37:03,390 * GO AHEAD THEN TELL ME WHAT YOUR PRICE I 574 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:07,260 MINE'S IS A HUNDRED B'S * * REALLY YOU CAN'T SWIP THIS LOST MY APPETIT 575 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:09,396 THE WAY YOU BE BITIN I'M OFF NO SLEEP * * DAY SHIFT 576 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,898 PLUS THE NIGHT SHIFT HO QUIT ASKING WHEN I'M FREE * 577 00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:14,267 * I'M ALWAYS PRICELES I AIN'T REALLY ROCKIN' WITH YOU 578 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:16,369 I AIN'T ON * * THAT MIKE ROCK WITH YO 579 00:37:16,369 --> 00:37:18,738 MAN LOOK I'M GOIN' RIGHT IN * * I AIN'T WAITIN' AROUN 580 00:37:18,738 --> 00:37:21,541 FOR ALL THAT I'M GOIN' RIGHT IN RIGHT I AIN'T REALLY ROCKIN' * 581 00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:23,476 * WITH THE THAT TYPE I YOU TYPIN' 582 00:37:23,476 --> 00:37:25,478 THAT LOOK * * YOU FLEXIN' AIN'T NOTHIN 583 00:37:25,478 --> 00:37:27,414 WHEN YOU GOT I IF YOU CAN FIT IT * * IN YOUR POCKE 584 00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:29,549 JUST STOP IT IF I LIFT IT TO MY EAR JUST KNOW THAT'S * 585 00:37:29,549 --> 00:37:31,651 * REALLY SOME LIGHT LIGH THAT'S JUST HO 586 00:37:31,651 --> 00:37:34,054 I'M ROCKIN' * * I CAN'T WAI I'M GOIN' RIGHT IN 587 00:37:34,054 --> 00:37:36,056 RIGHT IN JUMPIN' OUT THE WOO * * I CAN'T WAIT ON YOU 588 00:37:36,056 --> 00:37:37,891 I'M RIGHT IN I SWEA ONLY GET ONE LIFE * 589 00:37:37,891 --> 00:37:40,160 * SWEAR I ALMOS DIED TWICE I WENT TRIPLE PLATINUM 590 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,162 MORE THAN THREE TIMES * * WHAT A LIFE MAN FEEL LIKE GOD WENT 591 00:37:42,162 --> 00:37:44,230 AND BLESSED ME WITH * * THE TRICK DIC AND I LEFT HER 592 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:46,332 ASS ON REA EVEN THOUGH IT * * WAS ENTICIN 593 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:48,702 I AIN'T MARRIED YE SO IT'S ROCK ON MY RIGHT HAND * 594 00:37:48,702 --> 00:37:51,071 * AND I'M ON STAG BY MYSEL IT AIN'T WITH THE HYPE 595 00:37:51,071 --> 00:37:53,273 GO AHEAD THEN * * TELL ME WHA YOUR PRICE I 596 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:56,676 MINE'S IS HUNDRED B'S * * REALLY YOU CAN'T SWIP 597 00:37:56,676 --> 00:38:01,114 THIS THAT'S THE MENTALIT STACK THE FATALITIES PICK 'EM OFF GRADUALLY * 598 00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:04,050 * FOR REAL IT'S FAN THAT GOT A TAT' OF M MY BROTHER JALEN ROS 599 00:38:04,050 --> 00:38:06,720 GOT AN ACADEMY * * THIS IS NOT A GAM GAME 600 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,022 WHAT YOU MEA I'M AT THE POINT * * WHERE I'M REALL 601 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:11,358 FINALLY FAMOUS GIVE A ABOUT NO FAME FAME * 602 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:14,294 * ASK ME WHERE MY LLC I IT'S ON MY CHAIN IF I DIE TODAY 603 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:17,364 JUST KNOW I * * LIVE UP TO MY FOR REAL THEY CALL ME BI 604 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:20,033 REALLY MY NAME YOU KNOW HOW I'M COMIN' * * I AIN'T EVE 605 00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:22,235 GOTTA EXPLAI IN THE BEST SHAP OF MY LIFE * 606 00:38:22,235 --> 00:38:24,771 * SHE AT THE CRIB SHE GETTIN' TRAINE GOIN' GOIN' 'GAINST ME 607 00:38:24,771 --> 00:38:27,273 IS WORSE THAN GOIN' * * AGAINST THE GRAIN AT THE FRONTLINE 608 00:38:27,273 --> 00:38:30,076 GIVE A ABOUT NO PAIN COULD FILL A GALLERY UP * * WITH A MIND FRAME 609 00:38:30,076 --> 00:38:32,746 YOU AIN'T COMIN' HOW I CAME I AIN'T WAITIN' AROUND * 610 00:38:32,746 --> 00:38:36,249 * YEAH I'M GOIN' RIGHT IN YEAH I'M GOIN' RIGHT I THAT'S JUST HOW MY LIFE IS 611 00:38:36,249 --> 00:38:39,152 ONLY GET ONE LIFE * * SWEAR I ALMOS DIED TWICE 612 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:41,421 I WENT TRIPLE PLATINUM MORE THAN THREE TIMES * * WHAT A LIFE MAN 613 00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:43,790 FEEL LIKE GOD WENT AND BLESSED ME * * WITH THE TRICK DICE 614 00:38:43,790 --> 00:38:45,759 AND I LEFT HER ASS ON REA EVEN THOUGH * 615 00:38:45,759 --> 00:38:48,261 * IT WAS ENTICIN' I AIN'T MARRIED YE SO IT'S ROCK 616 00:38:48,261 --> 00:38:52,065 ON MY RIGHT HAND * * AND I'M ON STAGE BY MYSEL AIN'T WITH THE HYPE MA 617 00:38:52,065 --> 00:38:55,268 GO AHEAD THE TELL ME WHAT YOUR PRICE IS * * MINE'S IS A HUNDRED 618 00:38:55,268 --> 00:38:57,771 SIKE I'M PRICELES I'M AT FORD FIELD * 619 00:38:57,771 --> 00:39:01,141 * LIKE A TIGHT-EN AND I'M MAKIN' SUR ALL MY LOOSE ENDS TIED I 620 00:39:01,141 --> 00:39:04,177 I'M IN LOVE * * WITH THE HUSTLE SO IT'S NEVER TIED-INS 621 00:39:04,177 --> 00:39:06,312 I AIN'T SEEN HER ASS IN YEARS * * SHE JUST LET ME RIGHT I 622 00:39:06,312 --> 00:39:10,016 SWERVE SWERV RIGH THIS IS OFF THE DOME * 623 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:15,355 * THIS IS OFF THE DOM I'M GOIN' RIGHT IN I AIN'T EVEN WRITE I 624 00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:31,237 BUT THIS BEEN ALREADY * * WRITTEN YEAH * * 625 00:39:31,237 --> 00:39:36,109 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO SIMU LIU, RUTH NEGGA, BIG SEAN, 626 00:39:36,109 --> 00:39:40,747 HIT-BOY ONCE AGAIN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 627 00:39:40,747 --> 00:39:43,416 THANK FOR YOU WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 628 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:46,152 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. * 629 00:39:46,152 --> 00:39:46,653 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 630 00:40:02,202 --> 00:40:02,435 *