1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,245 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:17,851 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,054 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA 4 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:25,792 ROMAN REIGNS MUSICAL GUEST, BIG BOI AND SLEEPY BROWN 5 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:32,365 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1553 6 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:40,640 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:56,890 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:56,890 --> 00:01:00,627 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! OH, MY GOODNESS! 9 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:04,397 HEY, RIGHT BACK AT YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT BACK AT YOU. 10 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,534 PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:07,534 --> 00:01:10,437 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:13,540 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES ARE CAUSING 13 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:21,614 NEW PROBLEMS EVERYDAY. I JUST READ THAT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, THERE'S GOING TO BE 14 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:27,387 A SHORTAGE OF BOTH REAL AND ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREES [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:30,290 IT WON'T BE QUITE THE SAME WHEN YOUR FAMILY IS SINGING CAROLS AROUND A COAT RACK WRAPPED IN 16 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,660 LIGHTS [ LAUGHTER ] I GREW UP WITH AN ARTIFICIAL 17 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:37,263 CHRISTMAS TREE THEY'RE THE BEST YOU JUST OPEN IT UP LIKE AN 18 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:39,399 UMBRELLA [ LAUGHTER ] INSTANT CHRISTMAS. 19 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:44,704 IT SMELLS LIKE THE BASEMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, THIS IS GOING VIRAL 20 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,373 THE U.S. CONSUMER PRODUCT SAFETY COMMISSION TWEETED A PRETTY INTENSE GRAPHIC TO 21 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:50,877 REMIND PEOPLE TO WATER THEIR CHRISTMAS TREES. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 22 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:56,449 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IF YOU THOUGHT GETTING YOUR KIDS TO GO TO 23 00:01:56,449 --> 00:02:00,787 SLEEP ON CHRISTMAS EVE WAS HARD BEFORE [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,690 IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MESSAGE FROM THE SAFETY COMMISSION IT LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM 25 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:08,361 FROM IRON MAIDEN [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TO AVOID FIRES, WATER YOUR 26 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:11,064 TREE BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LONG, FLOPPY SOCK YOU HANG DIRECTLY 27 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:16,202 OVER YOUR FIREPLACE. [ LAUGHTER ] FILL IT WITH COAL. 28 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:22,776 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FILLED MINE WITH 29 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:27,380 GASOLINE >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,082 >> Jimmy: SOME POLITICAL NEWS. TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN TRAVELLED TO THE NEW GENERAL 31 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,650 MOTORS ELECTRIC VEHICLE FACTORY IN DETROIT TO TALK ABOUT HIS INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN. 32 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,387 IT WAS BIDEN'S FIFTH TRIP TO MICHIGAN AS PRESIDET. IT MAY NOT MEAN MUCH TO YOU, 33 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:42,228 BUT RIGHT NOW, DELAWARE IS LIKE, "WHO THE HELL IS SHE?" [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:44,130 WELL, TODAY, THE -- THE DEER ANTLER GUY WAS SENTENCED TO 41 MONTHS IN PRISON FOR HIS 35 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:58,578 ROLE IN THE CAPITOL RIOT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT NOW, HE'S TRYING TO USE 36 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:02,916 AN ANTLER TO LIFT THE KEYS OFF A GUARD'S BELT [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:07,153 SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS. KIM JONG-UN JUST MADE HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE IN MORE THAN 38 00:03:07,153 --> 00:03:10,190 A MONTH. HERE HE IS LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIM 39 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,192 >> Jimmy: WOW. YEP. APPARENTLY, THE ORIGINAL 40 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,662 "MATRIX" MOVIE WAS JUST RELEASED IN NORTH KOREA. [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,264 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: ALL THE GUYS WALKING BEHIND HIM WERE LIKE, "OH, ONLY 42 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:21,234 YOU COULD PULL THAT OFF. YEAH YOU LOOK GREAT IN PLEATHER." 43 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:25,138 [ LAUGHTER ] IT TOOK HIM TEN SECONDS TO GET INTO THAT COAT AND FOUR BOTTLES 44 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:30,210 OF BABY POWDER TO GET HIM OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW THAT PAPA JOHN'S IS 45 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,745 REBRANDING WITH A NEW SIMPLIFIED LOGO THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE APOSTROPHE IN 46 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,246 "JOHN'S. YEAH, HERE CHECK OUT THE OLD LOGO ON THE 47 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:41,388 LEFT AND THE NEW ONE ON THE RIGHT. LOOK AT THAT 48 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,457 HERE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY ALSO REMOVED THE 49 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:49,229 WORD, "PIZZA," ENTIRELY. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY SAID OUR -- OUR LAWYERS 50 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,764 TOLD US WE CAN'T CALL IT THAT ANYMORE. >> Steve: LEGALLY. 51 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:53,133 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN WE SEE THE LOGOS AGAIN? 52 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,635 YEAH, HONESTLY, IT'S PRETTY SIMILAR. AND I THINK THAT THEIR NEW 53 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,238 COMMERCIAL IS A LITTLE CONFUSING. WATCH THIS 54 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:58,271 CONFUSING. WATCH THIS 55 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,542 >> HERE AT PAPA JOHNS, WE'RE PROUD TO INTRODUCE THE ALL NEW 56 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,844 PAPA JOHNS YOU CAN FORGET ALL ABOUT PAPA JOHN, BECAUSE THIS IS PAPA 57 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:09,382 JOHN SO JOIN US AT JOHNS PAPAS FOR SOME PIZZA JOHNS TODAY 58 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:14,254 JUST LOOK FOR THE SIGN THAT SAYS, "JOE PAPAJAMA'S. AND ASK FOR ME, 59 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,057 JOHN JOE PAPA JOE'S. WE'LL SERVE UP SOME HOT PAJO PAJO'S FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY, 60 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:23,229 "SNOW JA PAPA. SO SEE YOU AT PON PON JAPPA JAPPA'S, UNDER THE PAPA JAJA, 61 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:28,835 POT POT POT PAJ'S SIGN >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY -- DON'T YOU FIND THAT CONFUSING? 62 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:34,841 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. 63 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:37,344 APPLE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT IT'S LAUNCHING A SELF-SERVICE REPAIR PROGRAM, SO CUSTOMERS CAN FIX 64 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:46,086 THEIR iPHONES AT HOME. [ CHEERS ] DO THEY REALLY TRUST US TO FIX 65 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:50,090 AN iPHONE? [ LAUGHTER ] THE ONLY IDEA WE'VE COME UP 66 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:53,126 WITH SO FAR, IS TO STICK IT IN A BAG OF RICE. AND, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT 67 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:58,298 WORKS. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT APPLE WILL TEACH YOU TO DO 68 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,568 EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO IN THE STORE. LOOK AT IT FOR TEN SECONDS AND 69 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,903 GO, "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAIL THIS IN." [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:07,040 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? HIGGINS, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS MARK ZUCKERBERG JUST UNVEILED 71 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,708 THE NEW GLOVE FROM META THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO FEEL VR OBJECTS. 72 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:09,642 OBJECTS. CHECK THIS OUT 73 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,045 >> WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND 74 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:17,817 TRY TAKING ONE OF THOSE BLOCKS OUT. * 75 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:22,155 THERE'S A MORE COMPLICATED - >> YEAH, SURE. >> -- INTERACTION YOU CAN DO 76 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,823 WITH YOUR HANDS. >> WE -- WE CAN EVEN SHAKE HANDS. 77 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,059 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FINALLY, THE TECHNOLOGY WE'VE ALL BEEN 78 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:30,397 WAITING FOR. VIRTUAL JENGA. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:35,168 BY THE WAY, I'M SURE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WILL BE USED FOR. 80 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,704 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: ROLLING DICE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 81 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,173 * "DON'T COME IN DON'T COME IN. 82 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,275 I'M -- I'M PLAYING JENGA DON'T COME IN HERE!" >> STAKEOUT. 83 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:46,579 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: YOU'RE PLAYING WITHOUT A -- 84 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,181 >> Jimmy: I'M PLAYING -- I'M PLAYING -- >> Steve: YEAH 85 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,217 >> Jimmy: I'M PLAYING UNO. >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:53,720 >> Steve: GOT A CAN OF PAINT >> Tariq: IT'S A TOURNAMENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,555 >> Jimmy: FINALLY, A STREAM IN HAWAII THAT SMELLED LIKE BEER, TURNED OUT TO HAVE A HIGH 88 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,223 ALCOHOL CONTENT. AND OFFICIALS THINK IT'S DUE TO AN ACCIDENTAL SPILL FROM A 89 00:05:57,223 --> 00:06:09,035 A NEARBY WAREHOUSE SOUNDS LIKE A MIRACLE JESUS WOULD PERFORM IF HE WAS IRISH. 90 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,037 [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M TURNING THIS STREAM INTO BEER." 91 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:17,911 [ LAUGHTER ] "PLEASE DON'T WALK ON THE BEER JESUS. 92 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,346 YEAH, BEER MIXED WITH WATER, OR AS IT'S ALSO KNOWN, COORS LIGHT. 93 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:34,728 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 94 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,563 GIVE UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. WOW. 95 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:41,267 COME ON. * >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 96 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:46,072 FOR YOU TONIGHT! HIS NEW MOVIE, "TICK, TICK... BOOM!" IS IN THEATERS NOW AND 97 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:51,244 ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA IS HERE, THIS EVENING 98 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:59,753 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WHAT COME ON. 99 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:03,256 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT GUY. >> Jimmy: TALENTED DUDE. 100 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,358 PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM COMPETING IN THE WWE "SURVIVOR SERIES," STREAMING LIVE ON PEACOCK, THIS 101 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:09,295 SUNDAY WWE SUPERSTAR, ROMAN REIGNS, IS HERE, THIS EVENING 102 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:13,199 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HE'S AWESOME AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 103 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:17,037 ONE OF OUR PALS. I LOVE HIM BIG BOI AND SLEEPY BROWN ARE ON 104 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:23,610 THE SHOW TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT 105 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,277 SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 106 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:35,422 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:37,824 * >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING, EVERY WEEK, WHERE I SEND OUT A 108 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:41,661 A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. SO WITH THE $1 TRILLION 109 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,329 INFRASTRUCTURE BILL BEING SIGNED INTO LAW THIS WEEK, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, 110 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:50,537 #IFIHADATRILLIONDOLLARS. AND I ASKED YOU TO GUYS TO SHARE A WEIRD OR FUNNY THING 111 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,772 THAT YOU WOULD DO WITH $1 TRILLION. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS THE 112 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:55,175 NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC. >> Steve: NUMBER ONE WOW. 113 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:58,244 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. 114 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,347 I APPRECIATE THAT. NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU 115 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:03,550 GUYS THIS FIRST ONE'S FROM @ROLLIPOLI21 116 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,519 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY SAY, "IF I HAD A TRILLION DOLLARS, I WOULD HAVE 117 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:11,024 JEFF BEZOS PERSONALLY DELIVER MY AMAZON PURCHASES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 118 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:15,161 YEAH, HE SHOULD DO THAT. THROW IT -- JUST THROW IT OVER THE FENCE. 119 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:21,034 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS FROM FIGHYA LENZ HE SAYS, "IF I HAD A TRILLION 120 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,737 DOLLARS, I WOULD BUY A RODEO, THEN I'D BUY ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN SAY, 'THIS ISN'T MY 121 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,373 FIRST RODEO.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: NICE 122 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,876 COME ON. THAT'S NICE. >> Jimmy: PRETTY AWESOME 123 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:33,646 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: "NOT MY FIRST RODEO. >> Steve: THAT'S NICE. 124 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,716 >> Jimmy: "YEAH, I BOUGHT ONE LAST WEEK. [ CHEERS ] 125 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,219 THIS ONE IS FROM X ROC 7 X HE SAYS, "IF I HAD A TRILLION DOLLARS, I WOULD BUY EVERY 126 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,653 HOUSE ON THE CUL-DE-SAC FOR MY WHOLE FAMILY AND THEN MOVE TO HAWAII." 127 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:46,659 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT STARTED OUT - >> Steve: LITTLE - 128 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:48,194 >> Jimmy: IT STARTED OUT REALLY NICE >> Steve: REALLY SWEET AND 129 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,064 THEN, NO THANKS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GET OUT OF THERE, 130 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:55,635 MAN. THIS ONE IS FROM @BENPACK3521. HE SAYS, "IF I HAD A TRILLION 131 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,704 DOLLARS, I WOULD BUY ONE TEXTBOOK FROM THE COLLEGE BOOK STORE. 132 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,907 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I KNOW -- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 133 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:04,010 TALKING ABOUT. AND THEN YOU'D SELL IT BACK FOR 50 CENTS 134 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:08,314 >> Steve: $3 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 135 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,350 THIS ONE IS FROM @SKYXSWIFT. SHE SAYS, "IF I HAD A TRILLION DOLLARS, I WOULD BUY 136 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,386 TAYLOR SWIFT'S MASTERS AND RETURN THEM TO HER." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,723 THERE YOU -- >> Steve: OH YEAH 138 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:22,862 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE TAYLOR THIS ONE'S FROM @FREDKOPECKI HE SAYS, "INSTEAD OF AN ALARM 139 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,798 CLOCK, I WOULD HIRE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND THE E STREET BAND TO LIVE IN MY HOUSE 140 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:33,039 AND PLAY 'BORN TO RUN' EVERY MORNING TO WAKE ME UP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 141 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:36,176 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: "ONE, TWO, THREE." >> Steve: SNOOZE 142 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,679 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SNOOZE >> Steve: YEAH, YOU CAN SNOOZE 143 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,514 BRUCE. >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU COULD SNOOZE THE E STREET BAND 144 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,250 >> Steve: FOR A TRILLION >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. FOR A TRILLION, YEAH 145 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:48,221 THIS ONE'S FROM @LMITTZ6012. HE SAYS, "IF I HAD A TRILLION DOLLARS, I'D BUY THE WORLD'S 146 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,691 SUPPLY OF GUAC AND SET UP STANDS OUTSIDE EVERY CHIPOTLE GIVING IT AWAY FOR FREE. 147 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:59,699 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NOT BAD. 148 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:05,271 >> Steve: SALUTE >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @MDMADDNESS10. 149 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,273 THEY SAY, "IF I HAD A TRILLION DOLLARS, I WOULD FINALLY GET THAT CHECK ENGINE LIGHT LOOKED 150 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,443 AT." [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 151 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,380 THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IT'S ALWAYS ON >> Steve: WHATEVER 152 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,348 IT'S ON. >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING 153 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:18,118 PLEASE THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @MAXHUSTLES. 154 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,953 HE SAID, "IF I HAD A TRILLION DOLLARS, I WOULD HIRE MORGAN FREEMAN TO FOLLOW ME 155 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,889 AROUND AND NARRATE MY LIFE." >> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 156 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:26,393 >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. THERE YOU HAVE IT. 157 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,761 THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 158 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,362 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 159 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:33,099 PLAYING "WHEEL OF FREESTYLE" WITH LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA. COME ON. 160 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:53,787 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 161 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,923 "TONIGHT SHOW. IT'S TIME FOR "WHEEL OF FREESTYLE. 162 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:56,956 IT'S TIME FOR "WHEEL OF FREESTYLE. 163 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:03,396 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOINING ME RIGHT NOW 164 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:09,069 IS OUR VERY OWN TARIQ TROTTER FROM THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 165 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:13,773 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TARIQ WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST A WORTHY OPPONENT, HIS 166 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,575 NEW MOVIE "TICK, TICK, BOOM!" IS IN THEATERS NOW AND STREAMING ON NETFLIX THIS 167 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:20,447 FRIDAY YOU COULD SEE "FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME" ON BROADWAY AT THE 168 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,550 BOOTH THEATER. PLEASE WELCOME LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA 169 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:31,958 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON! COME ON! 170 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:37,397 BUDDY! YEAH THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT. 171 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:43,470 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME! WE LOVE YOU. 172 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,006 THEY LOVE YOU. HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. ON YOUR TURN, YOU ARE GOING TO 173 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:50,143 HIT THIS BUTTON HERE, OKAY IT WILL TO ACTIVATE A RANDOM WORD GENERATOR 174 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,878 IT WILL LAND ON THREE RANDOM WORDS, THEN IT'S YOUR JOB TO WORK THOSE WORDS INTO 175 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:57,317 A FREESTYLE -- FREESTYLE RAP SOUND GOOD >> OKAY. 176 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:01,054 >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. LIN, YOU'RE OUR GUEST, SO PLEASE HIT THE GENERATOR BUTTON 177 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,858 AND YOU'LL GO FIRST. >> I'VE HAD THIS ANXIETY DREAM SO MANY TIMES. 178 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:15,602 NO WHAMMIES. [ BEEPING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 179 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:21,775 >> Jimmy: NFT, TAYLOR'S VERSION, BUILD BACK BETTER I'M NOT MAKING IT EASY FOR YOU 180 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:29,182 ALL RIGHT, NFT, TAYLOR'S VERSION, BUILD BACK BETTER >> OKAY. 181 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,285 >> Jimmy: LIN, ROOTS, CAN WE GET A BEAT * 182 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,488 * I'M NERVOUS BUT I TOO SOME EXCTESY IMMA SELL IT ONE TIM 183 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:40,527 AS AN NFT * * YEAH, THEY'RE GOING T FREESTYLE AND KILL IT AL 184 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:45,231 * JUST LIKE TAYLOR'S VERSIO DID TO JAKE GYLLENHAAL * * IN MY REAL BLACK SWEATE 185 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:49,336 I'LL GIVE YOU $1,000 YOU CAN BUILD BACK BETTER * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 186 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:55,475 >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON! YES! OH, MY GOD 187 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,310 YES! WHOO >> SORRY JAKE, I LOVE YOU. 188 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:03,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS AMAZING. 189 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,552 TARIQ, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN BEAT THAT. WHEN YOU'RE READY, HIT THE 190 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:14,060 BUTTON, BUD. >> Tariq: BIG, BIG MONEY [ BEEPING 191 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,062 >> JELLO - [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT FAIR. 192 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,398 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: WHO WOULD DO THAT TO YOU, DUDE? 193 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:22,369 THAT'S THE WRITERS MESSING WITH YOU DUDE JELL-O SHOTS, SPIDER-MAN, 194 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:31,144 RUMPELSTILTSKIN. RUMPELSTILTSKIN. I'VE NEVER HEARD, THAT'S TOUGH 195 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,279 >> I'VE HEARD OF RUMPELSTILTSKIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,881 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'VE HEARD OF HIM, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM IN A RAP BEFORE. 197 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,717 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. JELL-O SHOTS - >> Tariq: OKAY 198 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:43,323 >> Jimmy: SPIDER-MAN, RUMPELSTILTSKIN. ROOTS, CAN WE GET A BEAT 199 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,960 * SHOULD I BE MELLOW OR MELLOW NOT BECAUSE LIN YOU CAME OUT LIK 200 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,330 HELLO HOT * * I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAN THE ENERGY THIS FELLOW'S GOT 201 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:54,501 MUST HAVE BEEN THE ALCOHOL INSIDE THOSE JELL-O SHOTS * * LOO 202 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,103 CALL YOUR INSURANC PROVIDER MAN * * BECAUSE I'M THE 203 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:00,507 NEIGHBORHOOD HER NOT SPIDERMAN * * AND WE STILL FRIEND 204 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:05,412 BUT Y'ALL KNOW WHO STILL WINS * * THIS IS LEADER RUN A NE 205 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:12,719 THIS IS RUMPELSTILTSKIN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOW! 206 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:18,725 HOW! HOW IN THE WORLD HOW! 207 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,195 I LOVED THAT THAT WAS GOOD. NOW LOOK, WE'RE GOING TO END 208 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,165 THIS NOW WITH THE FINAL ROUND. YOU'LL EACH BE GETTING THE SAME WORDS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE 209 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:30,470 TURNS DOING VERSES WITH THE SAME BEAT, OKAY? GENTLEMEN, WHEN YOU'RE READY 210 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:38,712 I'M GOING TO HIT THIS BUTTON [ BEEPING BIG, BIG, BIG MONEY. 211 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,347 LEAF PEEPING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHERE YOU LOOK AT 212 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,883 LEAVES, YEAH MEMORY FOAM. "TICK, TICK, BOOM! 213 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:49,656 YEAH, LEAF PEEPING, MEMORY FOAM >> Tariq: AND "TICK, TICK, 214 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,624 BOOM!" >> Jimmy: AND "TICK, TICK, BOOM," YEP 215 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,326 >> Tariq: SO, LIKE, I'LL DO -- I'LL ROUND LEAF PEEPING -- AND THEN, YOU'LL - 216 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,795 >> YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. >> Tariq: OR YOU SHOULD GO FIRST THOUGH 217 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:59,099 >> WHATEVER YOU WANT >> Tariq: YEAH >> YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST 218 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,034 RAPPERS ALIVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 219 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:06,706 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO JOKE. OKAY, LIN, ROOTS, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY 220 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:13,246 HERE WE GO * * THIS IS THE COLLABO 221 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:17,484 KEEP CREEPIN EVERY AUTUMN WE GO AND WE LEAF PEEPING * 222 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,553 * I KEEP CREEPING TARIQ I KEEP TEACHIN SO THESE FOOLS KNO 223 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:25,458 THAT I'MA KEEP REACHING * * YOU KEEP REACHING AND YOU NEVER LET HIM ALON 224 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:29,095 THEY'LL NEVER FORGET YOU THA [ BLEEP ]IS LIKE MEMORY * * FOAM GIVE ME THE PHON 225 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:33,299 AND LET ME ALONE I REMEMBER IT AL MY MIKE IS MEMORY FOAM * 226 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:37,470 * WHEN I STEP INTO THE PART I STEP INTO THE ROOM YO, I THINK I HEARD SOMETHIN 227 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:42,375 GO "TICK, TICK, BOOM!" * * I STEPPED INTO THE ROOM AND YO, I CAN'T BELIEV 228 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:46,613 I'M IN THE SICK, SICK ROOM WITH YOU * * JESUS WHAT ARE WE GONNA D 229 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:53,319 FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME I ON BROADWAY TOO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 230 00:15:53,319 --> 00:16:00,026 >> Jimmy: TARIQ TROTTER, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 231 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,196 THERE, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'LL TALK TO LIN 232 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:27,153 AFTER THE BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 233 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,224 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY, GRAMMY, AND TONY-WINNER, WHOSE NEW MOVIE "TICK, TICK... 234 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,728 BOOM!" IS IN THEATERS NOW AND ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME, 235 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:35,829 PLEASE WELCOME, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA 236 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,932 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 237 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:52,078 * >> Jimmy: COME ON BUDDY. YES. 238 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,613 [ LAUGHTER ] NICE NOT BAD. 239 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,182 DIVING RIGHT IN. DIVING RIGHT IN, MAN - >> I JUST -- AS SOON AS I GOT 240 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,352 HERE, I SPILLED A WATER. >> Jimmy: DUDE, WE'RE GETTING WET TONIGHT. 241 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,855 LET'S DO IT. HOW YOU DOING, BUD >> I'M GOOD. 242 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,257 >> Jimmy: YES. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR DOING "WHEEL OF FREESTYLE. 243 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,894 YOU GO ABOVE AND BEYOND WHEN YOU COME ON OUR SHOW YOU DON'T JUST TALK TO US. 244 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,729 YOU -- YOU -- YOU WORK YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, I'LL DO THAT EXTRA THING." 245 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,232 I'M LIKE, "THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS SAYING YES, AND DOING ALL OF THIS STUFF." 246 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,201 >> EVERY -- EVERY TIME I'M ON STAGE WITH THESE GUYS, IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE 247 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,804 IT'S LIKE TOTALLY MY DREAM TO BE HERE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME 248 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:23,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LAST TIME -- LAST TIME YOU CAME ON THE SHOW, WE 249 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,379 DID A GIANT OPENING NUMBER, "BROADWAY'S BACK." >> YES 250 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,581 >> Jimmy: AND WE BROUGHT -- WE BROUGHT EVERYONE BACK. BUT THEN, ACTUALLY, BROADWAY 251 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:32,786 CAME BACK. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS 252 00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:35,055 "HAMILTON" REOPENED IN SEPTEMBER. >> MM-HM 253 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:39,059 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WE ACTUALLY -- TONIGHT IS OUR 2,000th PERFORMANCE ON 254 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:43,129 BROADWAY SO, THANK YOU TO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 255 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:46,066 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> 2,000th PERFORMANCE TODAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 256 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,400 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND -- AND FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME WAS BACK IN 257 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,135 OCTOBER. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND SO IT'S -- IT'S 258 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,504 OUT -- >> IT'S OUT. YEAH, WE'RE PLAYING -- WE'RE 259 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,540 PLAYING, RIGHT NOW AND IT'S BEEN AMAZING. >> Jimmy: FINALLY, CONGRATS ON 260 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,275 THE EMMY I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO SAY -- 261 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,244 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU WON AN EMMY FOR "HAMILTON. >> YEAH. 262 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,180 >> Jimmy: YEAH ANOTHER -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 263 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,748 >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING. >> Jimmy: NOPE 264 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,251 BUT, I -- I GOT TO SAY, I RESPECT YOU FOR JUST KEEPING YOUR HEAD ON 265 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,053 BECAUSE YOU HAVE 30 PROJECTS OUT NOW THAT ARE ALL QUALITY STUFF. 266 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,223 AMAZING STUFF. TONIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO THE PREMIER OF THE NEW DISNEY MOVIE 267 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:15,061 "ENCANTO." >> YEP >> Jimmy: WHICH IS IN THEATERS 268 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:19,299 NOVEMBER 24th. YOU DID ALL THE MUSIC FOR THAT AND -- AND, I WILL SAY -- WAS 269 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,869 IT OVER THE SUMMER I SAW SOMEWHERE, BY THE WAY? "MOANA" SOUNDTRACK BECAME THE 270 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,105 NUMBER ONE SOUNDTRACK OF ALL-TIME >> YES, THANK YOU FOR -- 271 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:32,479 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I REALLY -- I THINK THAT'S 272 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,749 BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING SCARY IN "MOANA. SO, IT'S JUST, LIKE -- 273 00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,118 I -- I -- FOR EVERY PARENT, IT'S LIKE, "HERE, I HAVE E-MAILS TO RETURN. 274 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,420 LIKE, WATCH 'MOANA.' [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 275 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,423 IT'S JUST COMFORT. NO >> I'LL BE -- I'LL BE RIGHT 276 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,558 BACK >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S SO GOOD >> YEAH, NO, I'M REALLY PROUD 277 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,793 OF IT. AND -- >> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER THINK 278 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,595 THAT YOU'D WRITE A SMASH HIT SONG FOR THE ROCK? FOR DWAYNE JOHNSON 279 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,264 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> NO. WHAT WAS AMAZING ABOUT THAT -- 280 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:56,836 I KNOW YOU HAVE ROMAN REIGNS ON LATER TONIGHT. I GOT TO MEET HIM BACKSTAGE. 281 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,806 BUT, I FIGURED OUT HOW HE COULD SING BECAUSE OF HIS WRESTLING VIDEOS 282 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,242 HE WAS A BAD GUY FOR A WHILE IN THE WWE. AND HE WOULD PULL OUT 283 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,911 A UKULELE. AND HE WOULD GO LIKE, "CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF --" WHATEVER 284 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:11,217 TOWN HE WAS IN THEY WOULD BOO HIM AND SO, I WATCHED A SUPERCUT OF 285 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,420 HIM TAUNTING PEOPLE WITH A A UKULELE TO FIND OUT HIS VOCAL RANGE. 286 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:16,890 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. 287 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,125 >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S HOW YOU DID "YOU'RE WELCOME. >> YEAH. 288 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,594 >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE YOU MADE YOUR DIRECTORIAL DEBUT WITH "TICK, TICK... BOOM!" 289 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:25,432 CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER TALKING 290 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,067 ABOUT THIS I MEAN, THIS IS YEARS IN THE MAKING 291 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:31,137 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEARS IN THE MAKING. I LOOKED AT YOUR IMDB PAGE, 292 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:35,375 'CAUSE I JUST -- THAT'S WHAT I DO TO RESEARCH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 293 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,044 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM, YEAH 294 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,414 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE I DON'T KNOW YOU ENOUGH BUT I SAW THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR 295 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,450 FIRST DIRECTOR CREDIT, WEIRDLY ENOUGH >> I KNOW. 296 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,786 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, IN THE EARLY DAYS OF IMDB, YOU DIDN'T NEED TO PROVE 297 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:53,093 YOU'D MADE A MOVIE AND MY FRIEND ADAM RAUSCHER AND I MADE A 40-MINUTE MOVIE OVER 298 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:57,063 THE COURSE OF THREE SLEEPOVERS - [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:00,100 -- IN TENTH GRADE, CALLED "CLAYTON'S FRIENDS." >> Jimmy: YEAH 300 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,003 >> IT LITERALLY WAS A SLEEPOVER MOVIE WITH, LIKE, MY FRIEND. >> Jimmy: CAN WE ZOOM IN 301 00:20:03,003 --> 00:20:05,839 'CAUSE I LOVE -- "CLAYTON'S FRIENDS. >> "CLAYTON'S FRIENDS. 302 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:08,241 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I CAN'T GET IT OFF IMDB [ LAUGHTER ] 303 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,877 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T GET -- >> I WAS 16 YEARS OLD. 304 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,247 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: NOPE FOREVER. 305 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,050 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. "CLAYTON'S FRIENDS." >> IT EXISTS IN TWO VHS -- TWO 306 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,285 VHSES IN THE WORLD >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT IT'S ON THERE. 307 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,221 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD >> YEAH. 308 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,724 >> Jimmy: WELL, "TICK, TICK... BOOM!," IT'S IN THEATERS NOW >> IT'S IN THEATERS NOW. 309 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,694 THE AMAZING TARIQ TROTTER IS IN "TICK, TICK... BOOM! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 310 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,131 >> Jimmy: YEAH DUDES ARE GREAT. THAT -- YOU WERE FANTASTIC, BY 311 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:34,367 THE WAY. >> Tariq: THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: JONATHAN LARSON -- 312 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,871 IT'S A STORY -- IT'S ABOUT JONATHAN LARSON. >> YEAH. 313 00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:40,273 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHO -- WHO HE WAS? >> YEAH. 314 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,142 JONATHAN LARSON IS -- IS MOST KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS THE COMPOSER OF "RENT," WHICH 315 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:53,553 KNOCKED ME FLAT WHEN I SAW IT FOR MY 17th BIRTHDAY I WAS IN THE BACK ROW OF THE 316 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:58,124 NEDERLANDER THEATER, AND IT WAS THE MOST CONTEMPORARY MUSICAL I'D EVER HEARD 317 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,261 IT WAS THE MOST DIVERSE CAST I'D EVER SEEN ON BROADWAY. IT GAVE ME HOPE THAT I COULD 318 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,597 MAYBE BE IN A BROADWAY SHOW. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE THE 319 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,068 NEW YORK I ACTUALLY LIVE IN. AND IT WAS ABOUT ARTISTS, SORT OF, STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE. 320 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:11,871 AND I KNEW I WANTED THAT LIFE FOR MYSELF AND, YOU KNOW, SO I BECAME A 321 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:18,345 A THEATER MAJOR. I STARTED WRITING MUSICALS, BECAUSE I SAW "RENT. 322 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:22,382 AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A SENIOR IN COLLEGE -- NOW I'M A SENIOR -- I'M A THEATER 323 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,185 MAJOR. I DID IT I FOLLOWED JONATHAN LARSON'S 324 00:21:25,185 --> 00:21:28,221 ADVICE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I SAW THE OFF-BROADWAY 325 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:31,091 VERSION OF "TICK, TICK... BOOM!," WHICH WAS DIRECTED BY SCOTT SCHWARTZ AND TURNED INTO 326 00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,726 AN OFF-BROADWAY MUSICAL BY DAVID AUBURN, WHO REWROTE JONATHAN LARSON'S -- AN EARLY 327 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:39,132 WORK OF JONATHAN'S AND IT WAS AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL. >> Jimmy: YEAH 328 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:43,370 >> HE WROTE THIS SHOW ABOUT TURNING 30 AND NO ONE PRODUCING HIS WORK YET 329 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:48,408 AND IT WAS A LIKE A SNEAK PREVIEW OF MY 20s. IT WAS LIKE A PERSONAL MESSAGE 330 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:55,115 THAT WAS LIKE, "HEY, LIN ALL THOSE TALENTED FRIENDS OF YOURS ARE GONNA GET REAL JOBS. 331 00:21:55,115 --> 00:22:03,223 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "AND THEY'RE GOING TO GROW UP 332 00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:05,825 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE ONLY ONE BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL OF YOUR CHILDHOOD 333 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:11,064 DREAM. AND LIKE, DO YOU STILL WANT TO DO THIS? 334 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:14,100 AND THE WORLD MAY NEVER NOTICE ANYTHING YOU WRITE ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?" 335 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,169 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT >> AND IT WAS CLARIFYING FOR 336 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,404 ME LIKE, IT WAS JUST -- I REMEMBER, I HAD, LIKE, A 337 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,372 A STOMACH ACHE I STAGGERED OUT OF THE THEATER AND -- AND IT WAS -- IT MADE ME 338 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:23,777 REALIZE, LIKE, MADE ME FULLY COMMIT TO, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 339 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,979 >> TO WHAT I'M DOING >> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT - 340 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:27,814 >> I HOPE IT -- I HOPE IT -- OH, YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW PEOPLE 341 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:31,117 >> Jimmy: WELL, NO I WON'T SHOW A CLIP. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP FROM THE 342 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:44,230 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP, BUT YEAH * 343 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:48,168 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK THE ONE-AND-ONLY LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA IS HERE 344 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:54,874 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE -- WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "TICK, TICK.. 345 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:59,746 BOOM!," WHICH I JUST LOVED >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVED IT SO MUCH 346 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,148 I LOVED EVERY DETAIL IN THIS THING. AND I LOVE THAT STORY OF 347 00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:06,786 STRUGGLE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND ALSO, ARE WE 348 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:10,156 DOING WHAT WE'RE DOING WITH OUR TIME ON EARTH? >> YEAH. 349 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:13,927 >> Jimmy: ARE WE -- ARE WE SPENDING IT HOW WE SHOULD? AND ARE WE DOING, YOU KNOW - 350 00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:17,297 IT'S ALL THAT STUFF. YOU KNOW AND ALL THESE DREAMS 351 00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:18,965 AND FOR THE MOST PART, YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO WORK OR NOT. 352 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:22,302 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: THE HEARTBREAKING THING ABOUT IS THIS, IS 353 00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:28,475 JONATHAN LARSON DIED BEFORE THE OFF-BROADWAY PERFORMANCE HE NEVER GOT TO SEE IT 354 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,977 >> YEAH, THE FIRST -- YEAH, HE DIED BEFORE THE FIRST PREVIEW OF "RENT" OFF-BROADWAY 355 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:38,118 >> Jimmy: IT'S AN INSANE -- IT'S AN INSANE POWERFUL STORY, BUT YOU -- YOU DID IT SO WELL. 356 00:23:38,118 --> 00:23:40,887 AND I FEEL LIKE ONLY YOU CAN DO THIS, IN A WEIRD WAY I FEEL LIKE, THIS IS -- I'M 357 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:44,824 WATCHING, IT, I'M GOING, LIKE, "OH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN YOU." THAT -- I FEEL LIKE WHEN I SAW 358 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:52,232 ANDREW GARFIELD SLEEPING WITH HIS CASIO KEYBOARD, THAT YOU'VE DONE THAT. 359 00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:54,300 >> YEAH, WELL, I -- I -- THE FIRST TIME I HAD A ROUGH CUT OF THE MOVIE, I CALLED MY -- ONE 360 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:58,138 OF MY BEST FRIENDS, COLLABORATOR, QUIARA, WHO WROTE "IN THE HEIGHTS" WITH ME 361 00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:01,241 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SHE LIVES ON MY BLOCK IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS 362 00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:04,844 AND I CALLED HER AND I SAID, "I HAVE A ROUGH CUT," AND I WILL LOVE HER FOREVER FOR THIS. 363 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:08,081 SHE SAID, "I'M ON MY WAY." >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND, LIKE, RAN OVER TO WATCH 364 00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:10,050 IT AND IN THE FIRST SHOT OF JONATHAN'S APARTMENT -- AND 365 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:11,818 AGAIN, I'M MAKING EVERY DECISION THROUGH THE FILTER OF WHAT WOULD JONATHAN LARSON DO? 366 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:17,157 IT'S A REALLY FAITHFUL RECREATION OF HIS APARTMENT, HIS LIFE, HIS WORLD, YOU KNOW, 367 00:24:17,157 --> 00:24:22,629 NEW YORK IN 1990 BUT THEY CUT TO JOHN'S APARTMENT, AND QUIARA TURNS TO 368 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,832 ME AND GOES, "LIN, THAT'S YOUR BEDROOM, DUDE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 369 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:32,672 >> "LIKE THE FUTON ON THE FLOOR AND THE CASIO NEXT TO IT." >> Jimmy: RIGHT? 370 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,641 >> "THAT'S EXACTLY THE HOVEL YOU LIVED IN WHEN WE MET AND YOU WERE 24-YEARS-OLD. 371 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,509 >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE WRITING SONGS, AND YOU'RE LIKE ON THE KEYBOARD, AND YOU GO, "I'M NOT 372 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:38,345 GETTING ANYTHING, AND I'M FIGURING THIS OUT," AND WHO KNOWS IF ANYONE'S EVEN GOING TO 373 00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:42,315 HEAR IT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "BUT I'M WRITING 374 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:45,385 'HAMILTON' RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE." 375 00:24:45,385 --> 00:24:49,622 BUT UNTIL -- ANDREW GARFIELD -- IS UN -- >> -- IS OUTRAGEOUS. 376 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:52,792 >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE IN THIS >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "DID YOU 377 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:56,196 KNOW THAT ANDREW GARFIELD WAS YOUR GUY?" >> I KNEW HE WAS MY GUY. 378 00:24:56,196 --> 00:24:59,799 I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE COULD SING >> Jimmy: HE CAN >> WHICH IS KIND OF, YOU KNOW, 379 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:02,769 A BIG THING IN A MUSICAL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU KIND OF 380 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,838 WANT TO RESEARCH THAT BEFORE YOU DO IT. >> YEAH, BUT I SAW HIM IN 381 00:25:04,838 --> 00:25:09,609 "ANGELS IN AMERICA," -- I KNEW I NEEDED A THEATER BEAST TO PLAY JONATHAN, 'CAUSE 382 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,145 JONATHAN LARSON LIVED AND BREATHED THE THEATER AND IT NEEDED TO BE SOMEONE WHO 383 00:25:12,145 --> 00:25:14,080 COULD, SORT OF, ACT ALL OF THE SMALL HEARTBREAKING MOMENTS IN JONATHAN'S LIFE, AND SOMEONE 384 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:23,189 WHO COULD, LIKE, PLAY A ONE-MAN SHOW SINGLE-HANDEDLY AND PLAY TO THE RAFTERS 385 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:26,960 AND I WATCHED ANDREW IN "ANGELS IN AMERICA." IT'S AN EIGHT HOUR PLAY, IN TWO 386 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:33,800 PARTS. YOU EAT DINNER AT THE THEATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 387 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,769 >> AND HE -- HIS, LIKE, RIB CRACK WAS CRACKED OPEN HE WAS SO INCREDIBLE, AND I 388 00:25:35,769 --> 00:25:38,304 JUST LEFT BEING LIKE, WELL, THAT GUY CAN DO ANYTHING LIKE, HE CAN JUST DO ANYTHING. 389 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,940 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND -- SO, HE WAS MY GUY >> Jimmy: -- HE CRUSHED IT, 390 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,176 MAN. HE CRUSHED IT. AND THEN, I'M WATCHING THE 391 00:25:43,176 --> 00:25:47,514 MOVIE, I'M LOVING IT, AND THEN, WHO DO I SEE BUT MY BEST BUDDY, TARIQ TROTTER, IN THE MOVIE. 392 00:25:47,514 --> 00:25:52,285 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AS A CAMEO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:25:52,285 --> 00:25:57,090 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "OH, MY --" AND YOU SHOT IT SO WELL. 394 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:59,292 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THE VIDEO CAMERA THING -- 395 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,361 >> THAT'S MY HAPPY PLACE 1990 IS LIKE WHEN I WAS RUNNING AROUND NEW YORK WITH A 396 00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:07,567 A CAMCORDER WANTING TO MAKE MOVIES >> Jimmy: YEAH 397 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,903 >> AND SO, TO SET THIS UP, THE CONCEIT OF THE MOVIE IS ANY TIME JOHN STARTS SINGING, WE GO 398 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:16,242 INTO THE WORLD ACCORDING TO JONATHAN LARSON. AND JONATHAN LARSON WROTE THIS 399 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:19,913 RAP SONG CALLED "PLAY GAME" IN 1990, AND IT WAS ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH HE DIDN'T LIKE WHAT WAS ON 400 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:24,451 BROADWAY IT WAS JUST, LIKE, HE WAS DEEPLY AMBIVALENT ABOUT IT 401 00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:30,056 HE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY CRASS AND ALL REALLY COMMERCIAL. AND HE WAS ALSO, LIKE, "AND WHY 402 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:34,427 DO I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT MAKING STUFF FOR IT." AND WHEN YOU WATCH JONATHAN DO 403 00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:40,133 IT, IT'S PRETTY LAME, HE'S GOT A SIDEWAYS PINK HAT, IT'S VERY LIKE GARFIELD RAPPING. 404 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:47,107 IT'S VERY, LIKE, 1990. AND SO, I WAS LIKE, "WELL, IN HIS MIND, HE'S THE GREATEST 405 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:50,176 RAPPERS ALIVE, SO I CAST ONE OF THE GREATEST RAPPERS ALIVE TO DO THE SONG. 406 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:54,080 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I GOT TO SHOOT, LIKE, A 407 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,083 A 1990 MUSIC VIDEO >> Jimmy: OH, DUDE, IT'S SO GOOD 408 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:58,718 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT MADE ME LAUGH AND I WAS JUST LIKE, I WAS 409 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:03,189 LIKE, IT'S SO, SO FUN. BUT I WILL SAY CONGRATS ON THIS -- YOUR DIRECTORIAL DEBUT 410 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,859 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU HIT A HOME RUN, BUDDY. 411 00:27:05,859 --> 00:27:08,361 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 412 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,864 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE IS TARIQ TROTTER IN "TICK, TICK... BOOM!" 413 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:12,098 IN "TICK, TICK... BOOM!" TAKE A LOOK. 414 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,503 * WALK THROUGH TIMES SQUARE 415 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:19,172 AND WHAT DO YOU SE UGLINESS WHERE ARCHITECTURE USED TO BE * 416 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:22,809 * THE GLAMOUR AND STYLE HAVE BEEN REPLACED B LIKE THE $60,000 SPECTACLE 417 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:26,579 IT'S ALL A FRAUD * * THAT'S THE PLAY GAM THAT'S THE PLAY GAME 418 00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:29,349 SO WHY DO I WANT T PLAY THE PLAY GAME * * THAT'S THE PLAY GAM 419 00:27:29,349 --> 00:27:32,152 THAT'S THE PLAY GAME I MUST BE INSANE TO PLAY THE PLAY GAME * 420 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:35,055 * EVEN OFF-BROADWAY IT'S NO GUARANTE THAT SOME MBA WON'T DECIDE 421 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:37,490 WHAT YOU SEE * * JUST LIKE AMERICA LACKING INNOVATION 422 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:41,528 JUST GETTING BUY ON GLITZ AND REPUTATION * * JUST LIKE AMERICA 423 00:27:41,528 --> 00:27:45,432 ON THE DECLINE UNCONCERNED WITH THE PRODUCT JUST BOTTOM LINE * 424 00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:51,071 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY - THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 425 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:53,239 THERE. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT, BUDDY I LOVE YOU 426 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:56,343 LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA "TICK, TICK... BOOM!" IS IN THEATERS NOW AND ON NETFLIX 427 00:27:56,343 --> 00:28:01,381 THIS FRIDAY. WE'LL BE BACK WITH WWE CHAMPION ROMAN REIGNS 428 00:28:01,381 --> 00:28:23,203 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 429 00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:27,273 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST -- LOOK AT THIS. MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EIGHT-TIME 430 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:30,610 WWE CHAMPION AND THE CURRENT WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION 431 00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:33,213 YOU CAN SEE HIM COMPETING IN THE "WWE SURVIVOR SERIES." WHICH IS STREAMING LIVE ON 432 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:42,055 PEACOCK THIS SUNDAY AT 8:00 P.M EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 433 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:42,455 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME ROMAN REIGNS 434 00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:47,827 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 435 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:58,872 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 436 00:28:58,872 --> 00:29:05,011 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUD YES, EXACTLY RIGHT >> YEAH, THAT ONE GUY -- 437 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:08,014 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ENERGY. THAT'S EXACTLY, RIGHT. THANK YOU FOR EVEN LETTING ME 438 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:09,649 GO NEAR THIS -- CHAMPIONSHIP BELT THIS IS THE REAL DEAL, LOOK AT 439 00:29:09,649 --> 00:29:15,655 THIS, MAN. THIS IS GORGEOUS HOLY MOLY. 440 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:19,259 I GOT TO SAY, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A WWE SUPERSTAR BUT YOU ARE ONE THE BEST TO EVER DO IT, BUDDY. 441 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:21,528 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I MEAN REALLY AMAZING. >> THANK YOU 442 00:29:21,528 --> 00:29:24,431 >> Jimmy: EVER OF ALL TIME. I'M GOING TO MOVE THIS 443 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:29,202 YEAH, IF YOU DON'T MIND. GOSH, IT'S HEAVY >> TAKE IT EASY. 444 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:34,240 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY I WILL -- TRUST ME [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,775 WE WERE TALKING BACK STAGE, YOU MADE ME LAUGH BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE KIDS. 446 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:37,577 YOU HAVE TWO SETS OF TWINS RIGHT? >> I DO. 447 00:29:37,577 --> 00:29:39,279 >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE BABIES RIGHT? >> WELL, WE HAVE ONE SET THERE 448 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:47,053 ABOUT A YEAR AND HALF. AND THEN THE OTHER SET JUST TURNED FIVE ON THE 11th. 449 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,356 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN YOU ALSO HAVE A A TEENAGER ON TOP OF THAT. 450 00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:51,324 >> YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S ABOUT TO TURN 14 YEAH, I KNOW 451 00:29:51,324 --> 00:29:54,461 SHE'S A HANDFUL RIGHT NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 452 00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:57,063 NO, BUT I THINK YOU WERE A A LITTLE BIT OF A HANDFUL TOO. BECAUSE, WE WERE TALKING - 453 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,566 >> THAT'S WHAT SHE WOULD SAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD SEE, I GOT HER BACK. 454 00:29:59,566 --> 00:30:03,903 YEAH, SHE GOES - I GO "OH, MY GOSH, 14. THAT'S SO CUTE --" 455 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:06,673 AND YOU GO, "YEAH, I FEEL LIKE A EMBARRASS HER. AND I GO, "HOW DO YOU EMBARRASS 456 00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:10,110 HER? AND THEN -- YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR 457 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:14,981 POOR DAUGHTER. >> WELL, SHE WAS EXPLAINING TO ME THAT, LIKE, RIGHT NOW THE 458 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:19,419 WHOLE CHRISTMAS MUSIC BEFORE THANKSGIVING IS LIKE A -- A BIG THING. 459 00:30:19,419 --> 00:30:22,355 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY'RE TRYING TO CANCEL THIS WHOLE SITUATION WITH 460 00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:25,058 MARIAH CAREY AND THAT'S JUST CRAZINESS TO ME 461 00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:27,394 >> Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY RIGHT PLAY MUSIC, CHRISTMAS MUSIC, YEAH 462 00:30:27,394 --> 00:30:31,331 >> LET'S GO, RIGHT >> Jimmy: LET'S GO I'M READY TO - 463 00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:36,670 >> HALLOWEEN'S OUT OF HERE >> Jimmy: I LOVE MARIAH CAREY. I LOVE CHRISTMAS MUSIC 464 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:39,439 YEAH >> SO WE'RE PULLING UP, I'M DROPPING HER OFF AT SCHOOL 465 00:30:39,439 --> 00:30:42,108 AND THAT'S LIKE A LITTLE CIRCLE YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO DROP THEM OFF AT. 466 00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:43,943 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND AS SOON AS WE PULL UP TO THIS CIRCLE, I JUST CRANK "ALL 467 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:46,479 I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU," YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:48,014 YOU KNOW, I TURN IT DOWN TO TELL HER I LOVE HER AND GOOD-BYE 469 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:54,721 AND THEN, AS SOON AS SHE OPENS THE DOOR, I JUST CRANK IT UP SHE MELTS. 470 00:30:54,721 --> 00:30:56,389 AND THEN, LITERALLY, THERE WAS LIKE FIVE OF HER FRIENDS TURNING THE CORNER GOING TO 471 00:30:56,389 --> 00:31:00,627 CLASSES THAT ALL WITNESSES THIS WHOLE SITUATION. >> Jimmy: YEAH 472 00:31:00,627 --> 00:31:02,662 >> SHE CLOSES THE DOOR AS FAST AS HE SHE CAN. AND THEN THERE'S THE SECOND 473 00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:05,498 WHERE SHE'S "OH, NO. SHE'S GOT A PROJECT IN THE BACKSEAT 474 00:31:05,498 --> 00:31:09,069 SHE HAS TO RE-OPEN THE DOOR. YEAH, SO - >> Jimmy: AND YOU CRANKED IT UP 475 00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:13,173 AGAIN. I JUST LOVE THAT, BUDDY. WERE YOU ALWAYS A BIG KID? 476 00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:18,645 WERE YOU ALWAYS LIKE -- WERE YOU THE KID THAT GOT PICKED FOR EVERY TEAM IN GYM CLASS? 477 00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:21,981 >> I WAS THAT KID, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE [ LAUGHTER ] 478 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:24,117 >> YEAH, YEAH, I WAS THAT GUY. BUT, I MEAN, THERE WAS -- SO AT AN EARLY AGE I ALWAYS THE KID 479 00:31:24,117 --> 00:31:27,854 THAT HAD TO CUT WEIGHT TO MAKE THE FOOTBALL TEAM. LIKE THE WEIGHT LIMIT AND 480 00:31:27,854 --> 00:31:32,625 EVERYTHING >> Jimmy: OH REALLY? >> I'D LITERALLY BE BEFORE A 481 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,694 A GAME RUNNING IN A TRASH BAG AROUND, LIKE, A BASEBALL FIELD JUST SWEATING IT OUT 482 00:31:34,694 --> 00:31:37,931 >> Jimmy: TO LOSE WEIGHT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: TO GET TO WEIGHT 483 00:31:37,931 --> 00:31:39,899 >> THERE WOULD BE TIMES I'D BE IN MY UNDERWEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IN ORDER TO WEIGH IN 484 00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:42,535 AND MAKE THE GAME. AND THEY'D HAVE LIKE McDONALD'S WAITING FOR ME 485 00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:48,108 ALL KINDS OF JUST BREAKFAST, FAST FOOD, READY TO GO >> Jimmy: YEAH 486 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:50,777 >> BUT THEN I HIT LIKE -- RIGHT BEFORE PUBERTY PROBABLY LIKE 7th GRADE, 8th 487 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:55,849 GRADE. THE BEGINNING OF 8th GRADE I BECAME THE LIKE SMALL KID. 488 00:31:55,849 --> 00:31:58,518 AND MY SISTERS, THEY'RE ARE ALL SIX-FOOTERS. THEY'RE ALL -- 489 00:31:58,518 --> 00:32:01,287 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE THE SMALL KID? >> WELL, AT THIS TIME I WAS, 490 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,323 YEAH >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, FOR ABOUT YEAR AND HALF, 491 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:06,593 TWO YEARS, AND MIDDLE SCHOOL, IT JUST DIDN'T LOOK LIKE IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN FOR ME LIKE -- 492 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:10,263 >> Jimmy: WERE GOING TO SPROUT, YEAH >> MY SISTERS WERE JUST KIND OF 493 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:13,633 RIBBING ME THE WHOLE TIME. MESSING WITH ME, YOU KNOW. TALKING SMACK TO ME ABOUT HOW 494 00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:17,370 I'M GOING TO BE THE SMALLEST IN THE FAMILY AND EVERYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:20,306 AND THEN, THANK GOD, FINALLY WE HIT PUBERTY AND, YEAH, STARTED TO SHOOT UP A LITTLE BIT 496 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:23,643 IT ALL WORKED OUT. >> Jimmy: IT ALL WORKED OUT, YEAH 497 00:32:23,643 --> 00:32:27,580 I GOT SAY YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF GREAT SIGNATURE MOVES. BUT ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS THE 498 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:33,753 SUPERMAN PUNCH THIS IS -- LOOK AT THIS HERE JUST -- THAT'S YOU 499 00:32:33,753 --> 00:32:38,625 THAT'S YOU, BY THE WAY THAT'S NOT FAKE OR CGI THAT'S YOU FLYING BASICALLY. 500 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,227 >> I REALLY DID THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT -- MY QUESTION IS WHAT ARE 501 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:45,598 YOU SEEING THIS IS WHAT WE'RE SEEING. BUT WHAT ARE YOU SEEING WHEN 502 00:32:45,598 --> 00:32:50,670 YOU SEE THE OPPONENT'S FACE? [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE WHAT ARE THEY -- WHAT ARE 503 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:53,907 THEY DOING ARE THEY GOING LIKE, "NO --" OR WHAT 504 00:32:53,907 --> 00:32:58,111 >> "NO NO NO NO," YEAH BUNCH OF STUTTERED NO'S. [ LAUGHTER ] 505 00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:01,181 REMORSE, REGRET. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: REMORSE. 506 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:03,950 >> THOUGHTS OR PRAYERS I DON'T KNOW YOU KNOW, LIKE, "WHY AM I IN 507 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:06,519 HERE WITH THIS GUY?" ONE OF THOSE THINGS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 508 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:10,390 THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE GOING -- THIS IS A BIG MATCH. >> "SURVIVOR SERIES," YEAH 509 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:13,293 >> Jimmy: "SURVIVOR SERIES." >> THIS SUDNAY, BARCLAY'S CENTER, IT'S GOING DOWN. 510 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,862 >> Jimmy: "SURVIVOR SERIES" THIS SUNDAY. AND THIS IS ALSO, WEIRDLY, THE 511 00:33:15,862 --> 00:33:21,434 25TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE ROCK >> YOU GUYS KNOW THAT -- YOU KNOW THAT GUY RIGHT. 512 00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:31,778 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SURVIVOR SERIES," 25 YEARS, THE ROCK, THE RUMORS. 513 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:35,548 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YES OR NO BUT PEOPLE ARE THINKING MAYBE 514 00:33:35,548 --> 00:33:39,319 HE'S GOING TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE >> THESE ARE RUMORS YOU'RE 515 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:42,822 SAYING >> Jimmy: WELL -- IS IT? I DON'T KNOW - 516 00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:46,626 >> I HAVE NOT HEARD THESE RUMORS AND I WOULD THINK I'M CLOSER 517 00:33:46,626 --> 00:33:51,097 THAN ANYBODY AT THIS POINT SO, I DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT WHAT I'VE HEARD, BUT I 518 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,665 ALSO DEBUTED AT "SURVIVOR SERIES" AS WELL. SO, THERE'S A NICE LITTLE TIE 519 00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:55,435 IN THERE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I DON'T KNOW. 520 00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:57,203 >> Jimmy: FANS THINK THAT YOU GUYS -- I KNOW YOU'RE FAMILY AND EVERYTHING, BUT THEY THINK 521 00:33:57,203 --> 00:34:03,543 YOU GUYS SHOULD FIGHT EACH OTHER. WOULD YOU EVER FIGHT THE ROCK? 522 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:08,281 >> I WOULD, YES. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF HE WANTS IT. 523 00:34:08,281 --> 00:34:10,116 BUT -- SO THAT'S KIND OF SOMETHING THAT WE DO IN OUR FAMILY AS FAR AS, YOU KNOW -- 524 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:14,454 SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, WWE. THIS IS OUR PLATFORM 525 00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:20,126 THIS IS OUR FAMILY BUSINESS. I, YOU KNOW, I FOUGHT ONE OF MY COUSINS, THE USO'S, JEY USO, 526 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:25,098 YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ABOUT A YEAR AGO. 527 00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:27,600 AND WHERE BETTER TO KIND OF SOLVE PROBLEMS THAN IN THE SQUARE OR CIRCLE 528 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:32,472 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S CORRECT [ APPLAUSE ] 529 00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:34,074 I KNOW THAT -- I WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION LAST WEEK TICKETS WENT ON SALE FOR 530 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:39,379 "WRESTLEMANIA 38" IN DALLAS. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LET ME TELL YOU 531 00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:42,716 SOMETHING. I'VE BEEN TO WRESTLEMANIA. WWE DOES NOT MESS AROUND 532 00:34:42,716 --> 00:34:45,819 THESE THINGS ARE LEGIT THEY ARE SUCH A GIANT EVENT. AND THIS IS NOW A TWO-DAY 533 00:34:45,819 --> 00:34:52,726 EVENT. >> YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, SOMEHOW WWE, WE'VE MANAGED TO MAKE IT 534 00:34:52,726 --> 00:34:55,195 EVEN BIGGER. SO YEAH, IT'S LIKE - >> Jimmy: I KNOW, LAST YEAR BAD 535 00:34:55,195 --> 00:34:57,564 BUNNY -- >> OH, YEAH, WE HAD BAD BUNNY COME THROUGH 536 00:34:57,564 --> 00:34:59,332 IT'S ALWAYS KIND OF A -- YOU KNOW, WE TRY TO BRING AS MUCH OUTSIDE ENTERTAINMENT AND JUST 537 00:34:59,332 --> 00:35:07,507 MAKE IT BIG AS POSSIBLE. SO, I THINK -- I DON'T WANT TO REACH HERE BUT - 538 00:35:07,507 --> 00:35:12,545 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE GOT TO HAVE YOU. >> Jimmy: ME 539 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:15,048 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH! WHY NOT? 540 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:17,617 WHY NOT? YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE JIMMY FALLON AT "WRESTLEMANIA 541 00:35:17,617 --> 00:35:21,521 38" RIGHT? NOT TO PUT HIM ON THE SPOT HERE 542 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:25,258 >> Jimmy: I'M THERE. >> THE INVITE'S THERE. >> Jimmy: I WILL - 543 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:28,595 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OF COURSE. >> BUSINESS IS DONE. 544 00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:31,398 >> Jimmy: I'M THERE. THIS SUNDAY, WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM YOU 545 00:35:31,398 --> 00:35:34,768 >> I'M GONNA SMASH HIM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 546 00:35:34,768 --> 00:35:36,603 AT THIS POINT, YEAH. I'M GOING AGAINST A REALLY GREAT ATHLETE. 547 00:35:36,603 --> 00:35:42,575 BIG E, HE'S THE WWE CHAMPION HE'S THE BEST ON "RAW. BUT, I MEAN, MY WORK IS SPOKEN 548 00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:45,545 FOR. I'M OPERATING AT A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL, MAN 549 00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:47,681 SO, WE'RE GOING TO SMACK HIM AROUND - [ APPLAUSE ] 550 00:35:47,681 --> 00:35:50,550 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT YOU'RE THE BEST, BUD THANKS FOR COMING BY PLEASE. 551 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,552 AND I'LL SEE YOU AT "WRESTLEMANIA. ROMAN REIGNS, EVERYBODY. 552 00:35:52,552 --> 00:35:57,857 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TICKETS ARE ON SALE FOR "WRESTLEMANIA 38." 553 00:35:57,857 --> 00:35:59,693 YOU CAN SEE ROMAN IN THE "WWE SURVIVOR SERIES" WHICH IS STREAMING LIVE ON PEACOCK THIS 554 00:35:59,693 --> 00:36:04,330 SUNDAY AT 8:00 P.M WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM BIG BOI AND 555 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,933 SLEEPY BROWN STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 556 00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:33,059 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "ANIMALZ" FROM THEIR UPCOMING NEW ALBUM, 557 00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:37,797 "THE BIG SLEEPOVER," GIVE IT UP FOR BIG BOI AND SLEEPY BROWN 558 00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:50,410 * >> LET'S GO. * YOU'RE INCREDIBLE 559 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:55,315 WE'RE JUST SEXUA WE'RE JUST ANIMALS IT'S LIKE A ZOO * 560 00:36:55,315 --> 00:37:02,155 * FULL OF ANIMALS YOU'RE INCREDIBL WE'RE JUST SEXUA 561 00:37:02,155 --> 00:37:06,393 WE'RE JUST ANIMALS * * IT'S LIKE A ZOO FULL OF ANIMAL 562 00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:10,263 THE BIRDS AND THE BEES HOW CAN I RELATE * * I NEVER LEARNED THA 563 00:37:10,263 --> 00:37:13,500 STORY ABOUT SEXUALIT I KNEW THAT MAN AND WOMA COME TOGETHER PROCREATE * 564 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:17,037 * TO MAKE A BAB AND CONTINUE LEGAC OF THE BLOOD LIN 565 00:37:17,037 --> 00:37:19,339 YOU TAKE THE SEX AWAY * * NOW DO YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR MATE 566 00:37:19,339 --> 00:37:22,042 THE WAY YO THINK YOU SAY * * YOU DO WELL THAT' 567 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:24,711 A BEAUTIFUL THIN WHEN YOU CAN GET THA BRAND NEW KIT-KAT * 568 00:37:24,711 --> 00:37:27,514 * NEVER BREAKING UP KEEP THE BARS INTACT JUST LIKE 569 00:37:27,514 --> 00:37:29,349 MASSAGE HER TRACK * * INSTEAD OF APTITUDE THEN G 570 00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:31,685 JUST MASSAGE HER BAC THEN SHE WILL * * START TO BACK 571 00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:34,220 BACK TOOT THAT BOOTY U GIVE YOU BOOBY FRO THE SIDE LIKE SOME * 572 00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:37,557 * NEWLY LEATHER PUMPS WHAT'S U WHAT'S U 573 00:37:37,557 --> 00:37:43,063 YOU'RE INCREDIBLE * * WE'RE JUST SEXUAL WE'RE JUST ANIMALS 574 00:37:43,063 --> 00:37:48,301 IT'S LIKE A ZO FULL OF ANIMALS * * YOU'RE INCREDIBLE 575 00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:53,907 WE'RE JUST SEXUA WE'RE JUST ANIMALS IT'S LIKE A ZOO * 576 00:37:53,907 --> 00:38:00,080 * FULL OF ANIMALS YOU'RE DELECTABL TREAT YOU LIKE A EDIBLE * 577 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:07,220 * YEAH OH SO SEXUAL OH SO SEXUAL I JUST WANNA TASTE * 578 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:11,658 * YEA ONE DROP I WON'T WASTE PLEASE DON'T HESITAT 579 00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:18,431 YOU COULD ALL * * OVER THE PLACE YEAH NOW WHAT YOU GONE DO 580 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:21,634 SHAKING IT SHAKE IT WITH TWO * * GOT A BIG DRINK 581 00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:24,437 OF WATER FOR YOU YEAH YOU BETTER ASK MR. BROWN * 582 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:27,073 * IS IT TRU YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE INCREDIBL 583 00:38:27,073 --> 00:38:32,112 WE'RE JUST SEXUAL * * WE'RE JUST ANIMAL IT'S LIKE A ZO 584 00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:35,315 FULL OF ANIMAL YEAH * * YOU'RE INCREDIBLE 585 00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:41,321 WE'RE JUST SEXUA COME ON WE'RE JUST ANIMALS * * YEA 586 00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:44,257 IT'S LIKE A ZO FULL OF ANIMAL IT'S LIKE A WHAT * 587 00:38:44,257 --> 00:38:48,862 * IT'S LIKE A WHA WHAT IT'S LIKE A ZOO FULL OF ANIMALS * 588 00:38:48,862 --> 00:38:52,265 * I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT BIG SLEEP HOME IT'S LIKE A ZO 589 00:38:52,265 --> 00:38:56,603 FULL OF ANIMALS * * TAKE THAT TAKE THAT BONNET OFF 590 00:38:56,603 --> 00:39:03,143 WE'LL GET YOUR HAI DONE LATER ON * * ON I SAID TAKE THAT 591 00:39:03,143 --> 00:39:07,180 TAKE THAT BONNET OFF WE'LL GET YOUR HAIR * * FIXED LATER O 592 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:14,354 ON YEA YOU MIGHT GET A * * MANI AND PEDI TOO 593 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:18,391 WHEN YOU DEALING WIT THE BOSS AINT NOTHING NE NEW * 594 00:39:18,391 --> 00:39:22,028 >> HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING OUT THERE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 595 00:39:22,028 --> 00:39:25,832 * YOU'RE INCREDIBLE YEAH WE'RE JUST SEXUAL * 596 00:39:25,832 --> 00:39:30,603 * HEY WE'RE JUST ANIMALS IT'S LIKE A ZO 597 00:39:30,603 --> 00:39:35,175 FULL OF ANIMALS * * YEAH YOU'RE INCREDIBL SO INCREDIBLE WE'RE JUST 598 00:39:35,175 --> 00:39:40,413 SEXUAL * * WE'RE JUST ANIMAL IT'S LIKE A ZO 599 00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:47,187 FULL OF ANIMALS * * YOU'RE INCREDIBLE WE'RE JUST SEXUA 600 00:39:47,187 --> 00:39:51,825 WE'RE JUST ANIMALS IT'S LIKE A ZOO * * FULL OF ANIMALS 601 00:39:51,825 --> 00:39:58,965 YOU'RE INCREDIBL WE'RE JUST SEXUA WE'RE JUST ANIMALS * 602 00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:02,469 * IT'S LIKE A ZOO FULL OF ANIMALS * * 603 00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:07,474 >> BY THE ROAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIG SLEEP OVER 604 00:40:07,474 --> 00:40:11,711 >> Jimmy: BIG BOI, SLEEPY BROWN "ANIMALZ" IS OUT NOW 605 00:40:11,711 --> 00:40:17,150 MY THANKS TO LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, ROMAN REIGNS 606 00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:19,686 BIG BOI AND SLEEPY BROWN ONCE AGAIN. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 607 00:40:19,686 --> 00:40:24,391 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 608 00:40:24,391 --> 00:40:26,659 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY