1 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,112 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:20,420 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:24,557 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TARAJI P. HENSON 4 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:29,295 STEVE ZAHN MUSICAL GUEST DAMON ALBARN AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:35,268 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1550 WOO! 6 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:41,041 WOO! >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:47,080 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:47,080 --> 00:01:04,898 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:09,502 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS HAPPY FRIDAY THAT'S A GREAT CROWD RIGHT 10 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:12,872 THERE. RELAX, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,709 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:20,980 YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE WATCHING THANK YOU. WELL, GUYS, EVERYBODY IS 13 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:23,817 TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASED HER RERECORDED ALBUM "RED (TAYLOR'S 14 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:30,256 VERSION)." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT. 15 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:33,093 THAT'S RIGHT, TAYLOR HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE SHE'S RELEASED A VARIANT THAT 16 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:37,897 THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY EXCITED ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:41,301 YEAH, ALL OF TAYLOR'S RE-RELEASES HAVE BEEN HUGE HITS AND EVERYONE'S TAKING NOTES. 18 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,169 TODAY JOHNSON & JOHNSON TRIED TO RELAUNCH AS JOHNSON & JOHNSON JOHNSON'S 19 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:49,676 VERSION. [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF JOHNSON & JOHNSON, 20 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:53,480 THEY'RE ACTUALLY SPLITTING UP, IN A GOOD WAY. BUT, YEAH, THEY JUST ANNOUNCED 21 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,281 THEY'RE BREAKING INTO TWO SEPARATE COMPANIES: THE CONSUMER SIDE AND THE 22 00:01:55,281 --> 00:02:00,120 PHARMACEUTICAL SIDE. MEANWHILE THEIR KIDS WERE LIKE, "YAY, TWO CHRISTMASES. 23 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,390 [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE FIGURED THEY WERE GOING TO BREAK UP WHEN JOHNSON 24 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:07,327 UNFOLLOWED JOHNSON ON INSTAGRAM. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:10,497 THAT'S RIGHT ONE OF THE COMPANIES WILL JUST FOCUS ON PRODUCTS LIKE 26 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:13,066 BAND-AIDS, TYLENOL, AND BABY POWDER IN OTHER WORDS, ONE COMPANY 27 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:19,072 WILL JUST KEEP DECORATING YOUR GRANDPA'S SINK [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:23,410 HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS, ACCORDING TO THE CDC, 98.5% OF THE SENIORS IN THE U.S. HAVE 29 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:31,084 NOW GOTTEN AT LEAST ONE DOSE OF THE COVID VACCINE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 30 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,654 WHICH IS WHY WEEKLY CANASTA GAMES CAN NOW TURN INTO DRUNKEN MAKE-OUT PARTIES 31 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:38,692 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, 98.5% OF SENIORS ARE VACCINATED WHILE THE 32 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:45,098 OTHER 1.5% ARE LIKE, "KEEP GOING FOR WHAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:52,238 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE BEEN READY TO GO SINCE 34 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:59,913 "MATLOCK" ENDED. * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 35 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:06,553 SOME MORE -- SOME MORE -- SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS DUE TO THE LABOR SHORTAGE THIS 36 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:12,058 YEAR, COMPANIES ACROSS NORTH AMERICA HAVE ORDERED A A RECORD NUMBER OF ROBOTS. 37 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,561 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: SEEMS FINE INSIDE A WAREHOUSE BUT REALLY WEIRD AT 38 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:20,433 YOUR KID'S DAYCARE [ LAUGHTER ] "GIVE US THE BABY. 39 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,168 SOUNDS LIKE THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE AT APPLEBEE'S, THE HOSTESS WILL JUST BE A STACK OF 40 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:28,808 MENUS ON TOP OF A ROOMBA [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE ROBOTS ARE SO 41 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:30,810 LIFELIKE, THEY EVEN HIT UP THEIR HUMAN CO-WORKERS TO BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FROM THE 42 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:34,781 ROBOT KIDS [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. 43 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:39,152 [ LAUGHTER ] "SHELLY459 WANTS TO GO TO COSTA RICA WITH HER FRIENDS. 44 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:44,824 [ LAUGHTER ] "NOT SAYING ANYTHING BUT BOB BOUGHT TEN BOXES." 45 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:52,799 [ LAUGHTER ] "ANYWAY, YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN." [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:54,901 SOME TV NEWS THIS SUNDAY, CBS IS AIRING A A TWO-HOUR SPECIAL CALLED 47 00:03:54,901 --> 00:04:02,108 "ADELE: ONE NIGHT ONLY." >> Steve: OOH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 48 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:04,177 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL A A FRIEND CALLS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, I'M LIKE, "JUST WATCHING 49 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:08,048 FOOTBALL JUST WATCHING. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,717 "GO MAHOMES. PASS IT TO GRONK I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 51 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:14,554 [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT DJ KHALED JUST OPENED HIS OWN CHICKEN WING 52 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:18,058 RESTAURANT >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW HERE NOW TO 53 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,694 TALK ABOUT IT ON THE PHONE IS DJ KHALED! >> Steve: OH 54 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:25,365 >> Jimmy: DJ KHALED! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 55 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:27,334 THEY'RE CLAPPING FOR YOU, DJ KHALED. ARE YOU THERE? 56 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:31,271 >> DJ KHALED >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. 57 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,573 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR NEW RESTAURANT 58 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,775 I MEAN, HOW WOULD YOU COMPARE IT TO OTHER CHICKEN RESTAURANTS? 59 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:39,446 >> WE THE BEST [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU REALLY THINK 60 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,115 THAT YOUR CHICKEN SANDWICH CAN STACK UP TO CHICK-FIL-A AND POPEYES? 61 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,485 >> WE THE BEST >> Jimmy: OKAY, I HEARD YA OKAY, I GET IT 62 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:48,988 SO IF YOUR FIRST RESTAURANT TAKES OFF, WHAT'S THE PLAN >> ANOTHER ONE 63 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:51,725 >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN ANOTHER 64 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,393 ONE. I GOT IT AND THEN WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO 65 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,562 DO >> ANOTHER ONE >> Jimmy: WOW. 66 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,530 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT ABOUT AFTER THAT? >> ANOTHER ONE 67 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,933 >> Jimmy: THREE CHICKEN RESTAURANTS? THAT'S AWESOME 68 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,769 ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO BUSINESS WITH ANYONE ELSE >> YEAH! 69 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:05,605 >> Jimmy: OH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH 70 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,240 >> Jimmy: LIL JON JUST HOPPED ON THE CALL. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. 71 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,542 YOU'RE TEAMING UP WITH DJ KHALED? >> WHAT? 72 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,945 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAID, "YOU'RE TEAMING UP WITH DJ KHALED? 73 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,247 >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: THAT'S INCREDIBLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,617 NOW, ARE YOU GUYS WORKING WITH ANYONE ELSE? * JASON DERULO * 75 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:21,054 >> Jimmy: OH THIS IS TRIPLE THREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 76 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,423 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, GUYS ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO SAY? 77 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:26,693 * JASON DERULO * >> WE THE BEST >> YEAH! 78 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,661 >> CHICKEN >> Jimmy: OKAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 79 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:33,933 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S NICE OF THEM TO STOP BY NICE OF THEM TO STOP BY. 80 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,602 THIS IS -- WELL THIS IS INTERESTING, I READ THAT AMERICANS ARE DITCHING KNOCKOFF 81 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:42,542 BRANDS AND RETURNING TO RECOGNIZABLE BIG-NAME BRANDS >> Steve: OOH. 82 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:46,079 >> Jimmy: BUT I'M NOT SURE I TRUST THE STORY BECAUSE I READ ABOUT IT IN "TIM" MAGAZINE 83 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:53,086 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH 84 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,355 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A MAN WAS TRYING TO RENEW HIS LICENSE AT 85 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:59,826 A CALIFORNIA DMV WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT HE'D BEEN DECLARED DEAD 86 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:03,096 [ AUDIENCE OOHS HE SAID, "HOW AM I DEAD IF I'M STANDING HERE? 87 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:06,066 THE DMV EMPLOYEE WAS LIKE, "I ASK MYSELF THAT QUESTION EVERY SINGLE DAY." 88 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:14,474 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 89 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:18,378 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, EVERYBODY 90 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:26,720 * 91 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:35,795 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT I SHOW WE HAVE 92 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:40,600 FOR YOU TONIGHT! THANK YOU, EVERYBODY I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. 93 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,436 SHE IS, SHE IS STARRING AS MISS HANNIGAN IN THE NEW "ANNIE LIVE!" SPECIAL THAT AIRS 94 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:50,210 DECEMBER 2nd HERE ON NBC, TARAJI P. HENSON IS HERE >> Steve: COME ON. 95 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,978 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE HER >> Jimmy: FUNNY, GORGEOUS, 96 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:55,448 TALENTED >> Steve: SHE'S THE BEST >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE CRUSHED IT 97 00:06:55,448 --> 00:07:00,286 THIS SUMMER IN "WHITE LOTUS. DID YOU SEE "WHITE LOTUS?" >> Steve: YEAH 98 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,555 >> Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE IN THAT SHOW. HE'S JUST AMAZING. 99 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:06,026 NOW HE STARS IN THE UPCOMING FILM "8-BIT CHRISTMAS," STEVE ZAHN IS HERE 100 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:11,531 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AMAZING. AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 101 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:17,437 DAMON ALBARN >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 102 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,739 >> Jimmy: AND LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL-NEW "THANK YOU NOTES," OF COURSE. 103 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:23,109 YEAH SO STAY TUNED FOR THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:27,047 LIKE I SAID, I'M WATCHING -- I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL 24/7 >> Steve: YEAH 105 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,882 >> Jimmy: AND WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NFL SEASON AND THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS, OF 106 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:33,620 COURSE, DURING THE SEASON BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS THAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT 107 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,056 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THINGS ABOUT, YOU KNOW -- WELL, 108 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,425 YOU'LL SEE IT'S TIME FOR "THE TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." 109 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,260 IT'S TIME FOR "THE TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 110 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,663 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHO 111 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:47,067 SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: THESE ARE INTERESTING AWARDS THEY GIVE OUT 112 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,069 >> Steve: THAT THEY GIVE OUT >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS OUR FIRST PLAYER IS FROM THE 113 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,871 RAIDERS. THIS IS MAXX CROSBY. AND HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 114 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:57,777 LEAVE SANTA A GLASS OF MILK AND A JUUL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 115 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,213 NEXT UP FROM THE RAIDERS IS DARREN WALLER. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 116 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:07,854 HAVE NICOLAS CAGE RUN UP AND TRY TO DECIPHER HIS THROAT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 117 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,558 "YOUR THROAT IS THE KEY TO THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:15,929 NEXT UP FROM THE RAIDERS IS HUNTER RENFROW HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 119 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:19,766 SQUEAK LIKE A DOG TOY WHEN YOU TACKLE HIM [ SQUEAK ] 120 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,702 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP FROM THE 121 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:27,507 RAIDERS IS JACKSON BARTON. HE WAS - [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,910 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE A CHILD'S DRAWING 123 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,879 OF THE MOON. OH THAT'S A -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 124 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:37,150 >> Steve: WHAT >> Jimmy: VERY INTERESTING >> Steve: OH, THAT'S AN AWARD. 125 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:43,356 >> Jimmy: YEAH NEXT UP FROM THE CHIEFS IS PRINCE TEGA WANOGHO. 126 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,291 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO CHANGED HIS NAME TO THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS 127 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:51,064 PRINCE TEGA WANOGHO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP ON THE CHIEFS IS 128 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:55,502 CHRIS JONES. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO INHALE WHEN HE LAUGHS. 129 00:08:55,502 --> 00:09:01,074 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ SQUEAKS AND FINALLY FROM THE RAIDERS IS 130 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:07,213 ANDRE JAMES. HE WAS VOTED PRE MALONE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 131 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,616 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. STICK AROUND 132 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,018 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES," EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 133 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:30,804 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE 134 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:34,507 TODAY IS FRIDAY AND THAT'S USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF 135 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,376 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU 136 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:40,046 NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS JUST RUNNING A BIT 137 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:43,049 BEHIND TODAY SO I THOUGHT, IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO 138 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,118 WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY "THANK YOU NOTES" RIGHT NOW IS THAT COOL 139 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:48,355 >> Audience: YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JAMES, CAN I GET SOME 140 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:51,658 THANK YOU-WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * 141 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:54,627 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S MY MAN. >> Steve: CHRISTMAS SPIRIT CAME 142 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:55,929 EARLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, CHRISTMAS 143 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,765 SPIRIT THE -- GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT RIGHT HERE 144 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:04,337 >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 145 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,806 TAYLOR SWIFT FOR GIVING US ALL MORE RED, AND THANK YOU "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE FOR GIVING US 146 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:13,213 ALL MORE RUDD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "OH, YEAH! 147 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:20,520 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY DUDE >> Steve: COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,822 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, "RED (TAYLOR'S VERSION)" FOR BEING 149 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:27,193 THE MUSIC WORLD'S VERSION OF LABELING YOUR FOOD IN THE OFFICE FRIDGE. 150 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:31,998 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THAT'S MINE." [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,968 "THAT'S WHY IT SAYS, 'TODD'S RICE PUDDING.' >> Steve: "YEAH. 152 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:40,206 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND MY LIFE." 153 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,610 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "I SIT AT HOME AND MAKE RICE PUDDING. 154 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:47,514 I BRING IT IN, YOU ANIMALS EAT IT!" [ LAUGHTER ] 155 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:50,417 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, "DEXTER: NEW BLOOD," FOR PREMIERING ON 156 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:55,188 SHOWTIME THIS WEEK OR AS "SQUID GAME" PUT IT, "OH, YOU MURDER ONE PERSON EACH 157 00:10:55,188 --> 00:11:02,395 EPISODE? THAT'S CUTE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 158 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:06,566 * THANK YOU, THANKSGIVING, FOR BEING THE ONE DAY IN NOVEMBER 159 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:11,571 WE DON'T SPEND PREPARING FOR CHRISTMAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 160 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:14,307 I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS >> Steve: I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS 161 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:20,447 I LIKE CHRISTMAS [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY 162 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,817 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CROSSWORD PUZZLES, FOR BEING THE MOST FRUSTRATING WAY TO REMIND 163 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:32,125 MYSELF THAT I'M AN IDIOT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I HATE THESE THINGS. 164 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:37,263 "BLANK FALLON HOST OF 'THE TONIGHT SHOW.' >> Steve: I HAVE NO CLUE 165 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,565 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "IT'S YOU, YOU DUMMY! 166 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:42,836 [ LAUGHTER ] "OH, MAN IT'S YOUR NAME, DUMMY! 167 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:48,541 [ LAUGHTER ] MY MOM AND DAD, WHEN WE FIRST GOT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," THEY 168 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,410 WATCHED SOME LOCAL NEWS SHOW AND THEY HAD A TRIBUTE QUESTION THING ABOUT ME AND THEY WERE 169 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:56,116 ANSWERING THE TV >> Steve: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 170 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:59,686 >> Jimmy: SO I GUESS, FIRST, IN THEIR LIKE, "THIS SONG IS HIGH SCHOOL." 171 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:07,660 THIS ISN'T FOR YOU, THIS GAME. BUT, YEAH. >> Steve: YEAH 172 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:13,466 >> Jimmy: YEAH ANYWAY NEVERMIND. 173 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,969 >> Steve: YEAH WHAT NO, WAIT, WHAT 174 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,837 NO NO, WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT 175 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,906 I WANT TO KNOW >> Jimmy: I'M GOOD IT'S JUST -- HERE WE GO. 176 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,875 NEVERMIND. >> Steve: YOU SEEM UPSET >> Jimmy: NO, I'M FINE 177 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,710 >> Steve: OH, COME ON. DON'T BE THAT WAY. WHAT IS IT 178 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,812 >> Jimmy: NO, NO HAVE A GOOD TIME THE PARTY IS FUN 179 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,614 THANKS FOR - >> Steve: WELL, I'M GOING TO LEAVE THE -- I'M GOING TO TAKE 180 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,416 YOU WITH ME. WE'LL HAVE A PARTY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR HAVING 181 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,384 ME THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> Steve: NO, NO, NO 182 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,353 YOU CAN STAY WHAT'S THE MATTER? >> Jimmy: WELL, I JUST HAVEN'T 183 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,188 TALKED TO MY DAD >> Steve: WHAT ABOUT >> Jimmy: 15 YEARS 184 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,158 IT ALL HAPPENED 'CAUSE IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE. >> Steve: YEAH 185 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:41,661 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: OH, NO >> Steve: WHAT HAPPENED? 186 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,397 >> Questlove: OH, NO >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T TELL YOU? >> Steve: NO 187 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,667 >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE MY GRANDMA - >> Steve: RIGHT? 188 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,969 I KNOW, I LOVE YOUR GRANDMA. I'VE -- JUST SAW HER -- SAW HER -- 189 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,138 >> Jimmy: OR MY DAD LOVED HIS OWN MOTHER, SURE >> Steve: YEAH 190 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:56,643 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE WERE DRINKING, YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS EVE, SURE. 191 00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:01,047 SHE HAD -- SHE HAD THIS WIG ON AND EVERYTHING THAT MATCHED THE CANDLES. 192 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,050 IT WAS BLUE AND SILVER IT WAS FUNNY >> Steve: YEAH 193 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,052 >> Jimmy: AND WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN AND I GUESS SHE FORGOT TO TAKE HER PILLS OR SOMETHING. 194 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:12,158 >> Steve: RIGHT. * >> Jimmy: CAN WE TURN THE 195 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:15,061 CAMERAS OFF? [ LAUGHTER ] SHE -- 196 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:19,265 [ LAUGHTER ] -- STAGGERS OUT OF THE HOUSE >> Steve: RIGHT. 197 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,868 DRUNK AS A SKUNK >> Jimmy: CRAZY DRUNK, EMBARRASSINGLY DRUNK 198 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:26,806 >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH WE DIDN'T HEAR FROM HER THE 199 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,309 NEXT DAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: DID SHE -- SHE 200 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,711 DISAPPEARED? WHAT >> Jimmy: I FOUND HER. 201 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:35,315 >> Steve: WHERE? >> Jimmy: RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. 202 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,385 GRANDMA HAD BEEN RUN OVER BY A A REINDEER >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 203 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:42,989 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHERE? >> Jimmy: WALKING HOME FROM OUR 204 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,259 HOUSE. >> Steve: ON CHRISTMAS EVE [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,195 >> Jimmy: THERE WERE -- WHO -- HER -- HER BARE BACK WAS EXPOSED. 206 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,599 >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOMEHOW HER DRESS HAD 207 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,735 BEEN RIPPED OFF. >> Steve: OH, MY GOD THERE ARE HOOF -- HOOF MARKS ON 208 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,504 HER BACK >> Jimmy: HOOF MARKS ON HER BACK 209 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,907 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS DID THIS? REINDEER, APPARENTLY 210 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:05,278 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN SAY YOU DON'T BELIEVE 211 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,947 IN SANTA >> Steve: RIGHT, BUT YOUR GRANDPA, I KNOW HE'S A MAN OF 212 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:11,951 FAITH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S A MAN OF FAITH. 213 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,788 YEAH, WE STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA. YEAH 214 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:23,063 ANYWAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 215 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,932 * THANK YOU, CIDER DOUGHNUTS, FOR BEING REGULAR DOUGHNUTS THAT 216 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:35,241 ARE LIKE, "UM, WE'RE NOT LIKE OTHER DOUGHNUTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 217 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:40,680 * THANK YOU, GOATEES, FOR BEING THE SWEATER VEST OF BEARDS 218 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,650 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THOSE ARE MY THANK 219 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,185 YOU NOTES! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TARAJI P. HENSON 220 00:14:45,185 --> 00:15:05,305 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 221 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,241 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR AND EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS STARRING AS MISS 222 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:15,115 HANNIGAN IN THE SPECIAL MUSICAL PRODUCTION OF "ANNIE LIVE! WHICH AIRS DECEMBER 2nd AT 223 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:20,053 8:00 P.M. ON NBC PLEASE WELCOME TARAJI P. HENSON 224 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:39,172 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> HEY 225 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:42,776 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! LOOK AT YOU, COME ON >> OH, WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE 226 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,744 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. THEY LOVE YOU! COME ON! 227 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:50,116 DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU -- YOU'VE BEEN SO GREAT TO 228 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,852 ME YOU'VE ZOOMED IN TO THE SHOW A A BUNCH OF TIMES TO HELP ME 229 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,356 OUT, AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH. 230 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,625 TO SEE YOU IN PERSON, IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. >> THANK YOU 231 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,594 YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR ME SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MY CAREER >> Jimmy: NO 232 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,431 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES >> Jimmy: IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. 233 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,933 >> FOR A LONG TIME >> Jimmy: YOU JUST RECENTLY CELEBRATED YOUR BIRTHDAY, AND 234 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,702 HAD -- >> I DID MY 25th BIRTHDAY 235 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,337 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 236 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,405 >> Jimmy: HAPPY 25th, OF COURSE >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 237 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,675 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD A SURPRISE PARTY IS WHAT I HEARD. >> I DID 238 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,078 >> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE SURPRISE PARTIES? DID YOU ENJOY IT 239 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,513 >> I LOVE SURPRISE PARTIES IT'S JUST REALLY HARD TO SURPRISE ME. 240 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,049 >> Jimmy: IT IS. >> YEAH, I'M A VIRGO, AND -- >> Jimmy: ME TOO 241 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:27,387 [ CHEERS ] >> MAN, THAT'S WHY WE -- SEE LOOK AT THAT 242 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,323 TWINS. [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL BE LIKE WHY COULDN'T WE 243 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:36,663 GET THAT RIGHT VIRGO. >> Jimmy: THE VERSE OVER, YES. 244 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:42,068 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT IS VERY HARD TO SURPRISE ME, BECAUSE I AM VERY NOSY 245 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,771 AND I CAN HEAR A PIN DROP. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN. >> SO I CAN LITERALLY -- I CAN 246 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,707 HEAR MY ASSISTANT IN THE BACK RIGHT NOW WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU. 247 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,076 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I CAN HEAR HER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO, HOW DID 248 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:53,413 THEY DO IT >> I WAS VERY BUSY, IT WAS FASHION WEEK 249 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,783 SO, I HAD A HUGE -- A BIG SCHEDULE AND THEY THREW IN SOME FITTING, 250 00:16:56,783 --> 00:17:00,020 SOME RANDOM FITTING, AND I WAS UPSET ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "WHO HAS A FITTING AT 251 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:06,092 7:00 P.M.? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW? 252 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,794 AND SO I WAS LIKE, "I'M GOING TO WEAR THIS." AND SHE WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU HAVE 253 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,230 TO WEAR THE DRESS THAT YOUR STYLIST SENT." AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? 254 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:15,168 IT'S A FITTING." SO, I COOPERATED, AND I'M GLAD I DID, BECAUSE THEY GOT ME 255 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,771 THEY GOT ME GOOD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YOU GO INTO THIS 256 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,040 THING -- WERE YOU IN A BAD MOOD >> I WAS A LITTLE SOUR BECAUSE 257 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:25,345 I'M GOING TO A WARDROBE FITTING AT 7:00 P.M. LIKE, Y'ALL COULDN'T DO THIS 258 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,048 EARLIER? >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND TEHN YOU WALK IN. 259 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,583 >> AND I WALK IN, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "SURPRISE! AND I WAS LIKE - 260 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:34,954 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU GO THROUGH EVERY EMOTION. 261 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,123 >> I WAS HAPPY -- YEAH, I WAS HAPPY, BUT I WAS MAD BECAUSE THEY GOT ME. 262 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,092 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'D BE SO HAPPY TO SEE EVERYBODY. 263 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:43,596 WELL, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS 264 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,765 TONIGHT. >> THANK YOU SAY IT AGAIN, WHAT ELSE? 265 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,634 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS LOOK GORGEOUS 266 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,469 THIS IS YOU AT THE MET GALA, BY THE WAY. LOOK AT THIS -- FANCY. 267 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:53,840 >> WELL, THAT WAS AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE WAS TALKING 268 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,242 ABOUT THIS >> WERE THEY >> Jimmy: YEAH, OH, YEAH 269 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,112 ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU WERE IN ALL THE FASHION MAGAZINES, YOU GOT THE PAPERS. 270 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,081 >> REALLY? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO 271 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,117 THAT STUFF I DON'T WANT MY FEELINGS HURT. SO I JUST TAKE THE PICTURE, AND 272 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,853 I NEVER LOOK BACK. >> Jimmy: OH, NO, THESE ARE ALL GREAT STUFF. 273 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,256 >> OH, OKAY, GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE THEME THIS YEAR AT THE GALA? 274 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,526 >> IT WAS HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR -- OLD HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR. I JUST DECIDED TO TAP INTO 275 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:18,765 DIANA ROSS, BECAUSE I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE DIANA ROSS -- 276 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,602 >> SHE EMBODIED GLAMOUR. >> Jimmy: COME ON, RIGHT >> YEAH. 277 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,037 >> Jimmy: THAT CENTRAL PARK SHOW IS THE ONE I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT. 278 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:26,539 THE WIND, AND THE YEAH, AND IT WAS RAINING. OH, SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE 279 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,809 >> CLASS ACT >> Jimmy: THERE'S SO MANY FAMOUS PEOPLE YOU MEET AT THE 280 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,678 GALA DID YOU -- WHO DID YOU HANG WITH 281 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,848 >> WELL, YOU KNOW I SAW MARY, SO - >> Jimmy: I LOVE MARY J. BLIGE 282 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:38,051 >> THAT'S MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE INDUSTRY YES. 283 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:43,490 >> Jimmy: I LOVE MARY J. >> AND SO, I SAW HER, AND THEN WE RAN INTO MEG THEE STALLION! 284 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:47,293 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY OTHER FAVE -- >> I KNOW, THAT'S MY BABY GIRL 285 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:50,363 SHE PUT ME IN HER VIDEO -- "BODY," ODY, ODY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 286 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,066 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, SHE DID. SHE'S FUNNY. 287 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:58,071 >> AND THEN SHE WAS INTRIGUED WITH THE -- WELL, THERE WERE CERTAIN PARTS OF OUR BODIES 288 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:01,775 THAT WAS SHOWING IN THERE. WELL, OKAY, SO MINE IN THE BACK, IT HAD A DIP IN THE BACK 289 00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:06,446 AS WELL. >> Jimmy: OH >> AND SO I HAD -- 290 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:10,383 >> Jimmy: DEEPER THAN THIS DIP >> SEE THAT DIP, THERE >> Jimmy: YES. 291 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,786 >> IT WAS IN THE BACK AS WELL. >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO, IT WAS, LIKE, A LITTLE 292 00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:16,389 SEXY PLUMBER'S CRACK [ LAUGHTER ] AND MARY'S DRESS WAS KIND OF 293 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:21,094 REVEALING. >> Jimmy: SEXY PLUMBER'S CRACK >> YES 294 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,563 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> SO WHAT SHE DID, SHE PUT US ON HER STORY, AND SHE WAS LIKE, 295 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:28,301 "OH, THAT SEXY BUTT CRACK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ARE YOU RECORDING 296 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:34,541 ANYTHING WITH MEGAN? >> OH, WHAT DID YOU HEAR >> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW 297 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,710 I KNOW THAT YOU CAN SING, AND I HEARD THAT YOU ACTUALLY WERE WORKING ON A LITTLE EP OR 298 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:40,046 SOMETHING. >> AND IT'S CRAZY, BECAUSE IT FOUND ME 299 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:45,685 LIKE, I DIDN'T GO SEEKING IT I WAS LOOKING FOR A SONG FOR ONE THING THAT I WAS DOING 300 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,955 AND SO I REACHED OUT TO SOME PRODUCER FRIENDS I CAN'T -- I KNOW 301 00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,590 AND THEY SENT ME THESE INCREDIBLE BEATS, AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, HOW DO I PICK 302 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:55,729 ONE? I'LL JUST DO AN EP >> Jimmy: DO ALL OF THEM 303 00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:58,131 LOOK AT YOU. >> BUT IT'S -- I'M TELLING YOU, LISTEN, I WAS NOT LOOKING FOR 304 00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:01,134 MUSIC. IT FOUND ME. FIRST IN THE MUPPETS -- IF YOU 305 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:04,904 SAW "THE MUPPET HAUNTED MANSION" I SANG IN THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 306 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,440 AND THEN THE NEXT THING, MISS HANNIGAN >> Jimmy: YEAH 307 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,275 >> THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I'M BEING TAPPED FOR RIGHT NOW, BUT I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING UNTIL THE 308 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:14,314 INK DRIES. >> Jimmy: WOW, REALLY? >> AND IT INVOLVES MUSIC 309 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:18,251 AND THEN MY EP, IT'S JUST LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,453 >> Jimmy: WAIT, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S GOING TO 311 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,723 COME OUT, OR NO? >> TOP OF THE YEAR >> Jimmy: OKAY 312 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,793 >> STAY TUNED. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, JANUARY, TARAJI P. HENSON 313 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,762 JUST SAYING, LOOK OUT FOR SOMETHING GOOD >> YES 314 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,263 >> Jimmy: I'M TALKING ABOUT "ANNIE!" RIGHT NOW >> OKAY. 315 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:35,301 >> Jimmy: MISS HANNIGAN. LET'S LOOK AT YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 316 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:38,705 SO, WAIT, HOW IS IT GOING? >> SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: GREAT CAST 317 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:42,409 >> GREAT, I MEAN, DYNAMIC. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THESE LITTLE -- I CALL THEM MY 318 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:46,346 BISCUITS, AND MY LITTLE COOKIES, AND MY LITTLE LADY BUGS 319 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:50,483 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE LITTLE ORPHANS -- THERE SO AMAZING 320 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,585 AND CELINA IS GOING TO BLOW YOU AWAY OUR ANNIE. 321 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:56,289 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> HARRY IS A PAIN IN MY BUTT. >> Jimmy: HARRY CONNICK JR 322 00:20:56,289 --> 00:21:01,227 >> NO, I LOVE HIM. HE'S AMAZING HE HAS THIS SOUTHERN DRAWL 323 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,830 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> THAT JUST, YOU'RE LIKE, "SAY SOMETHING AGAIN, HARRY." 324 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:07,434 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH OH, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 325 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:11,071 >> HE'S SO INCREDIBLE. >> Jimmy: ALSO, THE BOOK THE MUSIC ON THIS IS - 326 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:15,875 >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S AMAZING ABOUT THIS PLAY? THE SUBJECT MATTER 327 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:20,347 THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEPRESSION AND BROADWAY OPENING BACK UP 328 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:23,283 DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOU GUYS >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH EERIE 329 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,252 THAT'S EERIE [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S VERY EERIE 330 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:30,290 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR BIG NUMBER >> OH, I HAVE "LITTLE GIRLS. 331 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:35,328 I HAVE "SIGN," "EASY STREET. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> OH, AND "SIGN" IS WITH 332 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,264 HARRY CONNICK AND I. THAT'S OUR DUET. >> Jimmy: OKAY 333 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:45,138 >> AND THEN I HAVE "LITTLE GIRLS. THAT'S MISS HANNIGAN'S SOLO. 334 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:49,309 AND THEN WE HAVE "EASY STREET. >> Jimmy: THIS THING IS LIVE >> IT'S LIVE 335 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,111 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU NERVOUS AT ALL? >> OF COURSE 336 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,713 NERVES ARE GOOD THOUGH >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY ARE >> IF YOU'RE NOT NERVOUS I'M 337 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:58,151 CONCERNED. NERVES MEANS YOU'RE ALIVE. YOU'RE IN THE MOMENT 338 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,887 YOU'RE RIGHT HERE IN THE MOMENT >> Jimmy: YES. 339 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,423 >> THEY'RE TO BE USED. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> ABSOLUTELY. 340 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,592 >> Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS PERFORMANCE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 341 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,794 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOING MORE WITH TARAJI P. HENSON 342 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,296 COME BACK. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY "ANNIE LIVE!" DECEMBER 2nd AT 343 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:31,284 8:00 P.M., NBC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 344 00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:34,254 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH TARAJI P. HENSON 345 00:22:34,254 --> 00:22:39,592 "ANNIE LIVE!" DECEMBER 2nd ON NBC. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ACT. 346 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:45,932 YOU CAN SING YOU CAN DO ANYTHING REALLY SO I WANTED TO SEE IF WE COULD 347 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,801 PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST. AND I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOU. 348 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:48,868 YOU. THIS IS "SING IT LIKE. HERE WE GO 349 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:50,637 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 350 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:54,574 * SING IT LIK SING IT LIKE * [ LAUGHTER ] 351 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:59,546 >> Jimmy: NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO HIT THIS BUTTON 352 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,048 HERE WHICH WILL ACTIVATE THE "SING IT LIKE" GENERATOR, OKAY AND IT WILL LAND ON ONE RANDOM 353 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,951 SONG, AND ONE RANDOM SITUATION WHOEVER'S TURN IT IS HAS TO SING THE SONG LIKE THAT 354 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:09,656 ANYWHERE THAT SITUATION. SOUND GOOD >> YEAH. 355 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,291 >> Jimmy: OKAY, SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, YOU WILL GO FIRST [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:13,660 >> EVERYBODY IS A WINNER OR ARE WE COMPETING >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S A WINNER. 357 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,062 >> OH, OKAY. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. 358 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,398 >> THE PRESSURE'S OFF. >> Jimmy: WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM, OH, YEAH 359 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,600 COME ONE >> OKAY, CAUSE YOU KNOW WE'RE VERY COMPETITIVE 360 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,902 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE MY BUD. I KNOW VIRGOS 361 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,404 HERE WE GO PRESS THE BUTTON, AND GO FOR IT 362 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,072 [ GENERATING ] SONG IS "ROAR. >> OOH 363 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:31,311 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO SING IT LIKE YOU JUST GOT BRAIN FREEZE [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:33,613 >> WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF? >> Jimmy: IT'S KATY PERRY. 365 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,348 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE WORD, ROOTS. 366 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:43,656 * * I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGE FIGHTER, DANCING IN FIRE 367 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:51,297 CAUSE I'M A CHAMPION YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR * * OH, OH, OH, OH, O 368 00:23:51,297 --> 00:24:01,374 OH, OH, OH, OH, OH OH, OH, OH, OH, OH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 369 00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:03,576 >> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. OH, IT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT 370 00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,745 THERE. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. IT'S MY TURN 371 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:12,185 HERE WE GO [ GENERATING ] "FANCY LIKE. 372 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:15,255 I'M STRUGGLING TO TRAIN MY DOG HOW TO SIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 373 00:24:15,255 --> 00:24:20,393 >> OH, THAT'S GOOD >> Jimmy: ROOTS. * 374 00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:25,198 * YEAH, WE FANCY LIKE APPLEBEE'S ON A DATE NIGHT BOURBON STREET STEAK WIT 375 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:31,638 THE OREO SHAKE, SHAKE * * STRAWS, ONE CHECK, GIRL GOT TO GO, GOT TO ROLL I 376 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:37,077 BOUGIE LIKE NA - BOUGIE LIKE NA -- * * BOUGIE LIKE NATTY 377 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:42,248 BOUGIE LIKE NATT IN THE STYROFOAM HONEY, LOOK, STYROFOAM * 378 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:45,185 * HONEY, BOUGIE, STYROFOA HONEY, BOUGIE * * 379 00:24:45,185 --> 00:24:47,387 OH, FORGET IT. YOU MISSED IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 380 00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:50,323 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE WAS BOUGIE. >> THAT WAS PRETTY BRILLIANT 381 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,726 >> Jimmy: IT WAS ALL RIGHT >> PRETTY BRILLIANT. >> Jimmy: NO, NO PLEASE. 382 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:55,095 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, YOU'RE UP. HERE WE GO >> WE COULD DO A MOVIE 383 00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:57,230 TOGETHER >> Jimmy: WE SHOULD. >> MY TURN 384 00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,399 >> Jimmy: WE CAN DO ANYTHING >> OH, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY NOW! 385 00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:05,872 [ GENERATING ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO SING "WRECKING BALL" LIKE YOU'RE 386 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:10,110 TRYING TO OPEN A JAR OF PICKLES. >> OKAY, I GOT TO REMEMBER THIS 387 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:17,884 ONE. * * I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING 388 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:36,136 BALL I NEVER HIT SO HARD ALL YOU EVER DID WAS WRECK M YEAH, YOU, YOU WRECK ME * 389 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:48,615 * * WRECKING BALL M [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:54,487 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OPEN MY PICKLES. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 391 00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:56,923 >> YOU MADE ME CRY >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I NEVER MADE YOU CRY. 392 00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:00,093 YOU'RE THE MOST FUN PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH. GOSH, I LOVE YOU 393 00:26:00,093 --> 00:26:02,595 >> OH, I LOVE YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: TARAJI P. HENSON, COME ON! 394 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:07,400 THE LAST ONE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WAIT, WHAT 395 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,035 I THINK THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE A DUET >> YEAH, LET'S DO IT 396 00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:11,671 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 397 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:15,709 [ GENERATING ] "WALKING ON SUNSHINE." >> OH, I LOVE THAT 398 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:18,878 >> Jimmy: ME TOO WE'RE TRYING TO GET OUR STEPS IN 399 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:21,614 >> REALLY? WITH THESE SHOES [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,683 ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 401 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,953 WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- CAN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? >> NOPE, WE'LL BE HERE ALL 402 00:26:26,953 --> 00:26:30,256 NIGHT. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO ROOTS? 403 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:42,602 * * USED TO THINK MAYBE YOU LOVED ME NOW BABY I'M SURE * 404 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:49,075 >> SWITCH SIDES, JIMMY * AND I JUST CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE DAY THAT YOU KNOCK 405 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:58,084 ON MY DOOR, WOAH! * * I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOAH 406 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:05,558 I'M WALKING ON SUNSHIN WOAH * * I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE 407 00:27:05,558 --> 00:27:10,463 WOAH AND IT'S TIME TO FEEL GOOD HEY * 408 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:14,200 * ALL RIGHT NOW * >> Jimmy: TARAJI P. HENSON WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 409 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,037 STEVE ZAHN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DID IT 410 00:27:17,037 --> 00:27:19,205 I DID IT >> YOU DID IT? >> Jimmy: 10,000 STEPS 411 00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:23,476 * [ LAUGHTER ] * 412 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:39,726 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A VERY, VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO 413 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,494 STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "8-BIT CHRISTMAS," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING NOVEMBER 24th ON HBO 414 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:48,335 STREAMING NOVEMBER 24th ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME STEVE ZAHN! 415 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:58,978 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 416 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:08,822 * >> Jimmy: PLEASE WELCOME -- THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING 417 00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:11,558 HERE, PAL! >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY AM I TALKING 418 00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:18,765 TO THE GREAT ACTOR, STEVE ZAHN, BUT I'M ALSO TALKING TO ONE OF "PEOPLE'S" SEXIEST MEN ALIVE 419 00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:24,537 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOSH I KNOW 420 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:27,607 >> Jimmy: WOW. LOOK AT YOU! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 421 00:28:27,607 --> 00:28:32,045 >> I THINK -- IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A HORRIBLE MISTAKE [ LAUGHTER ] 422 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:35,048 >> Jimmy: NO WAY LOOK HOW SEXY YOU ARE IN THIS! >> YEAH, BUT - 423 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:39,185 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> I -- NO, HONESTLY, WHEN THEY 424 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:43,590 SAID, YOU WANT TO DO THIS? AND I SAID -- I LAUGHED. >> Jimmy: YEAH 425 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:46,760 >> AND I SAID, "NO." >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 426 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,696 >> AND THEN, LIKE, EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE WENT, "WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 427 00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:52,866 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO -- >> "YOU HAVE TO DO IT! >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SHOULD - 428 00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:54,901 >> AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. OKAY, I'LL DO IT." >> Jimmy: ARE YOU COMFORTABLE 429 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,470 DOING THESE PHOTO SHOOTS >> NO, THAT'S THE POINT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 430 00:28:57,470 --> 00:29:00,073 >> IT'S ONE THING IF THEY WERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, "CONGRATULATIONS." 431 00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,143 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY GO AND DO IT. 432 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:05,545 >> Jimmy: AND BE SEXY. >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 433 00:29:05,545 --> 00:29:07,614 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY -- >> Jimmy: AND YOU CAN'T HELP 434 00:29:07,614 --> 00:29:09,549 YOURSELF >> NO, I -- I WENT IN AND IT WAS IN THE MOMENT, I WAS VERY 435 00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:16,156 NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I -- I LOOK LIKE I WAS 436 00:29:16,156 --> 00:29:22,062 TAKING A PICTURE FOR THE YEARBOOK, YOU KNOW, LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:29:22,062 --> 00:29:23,897 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH 438 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:26,433 >> BUT MY PHOTOGRAPHER -- THIS IS -- THIS IS -- THIS IS -- THIS IS GREAT. 439 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:30,670 MY PHOTOGRAPHER GAVE ME TWO TIPS - >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE IT. 440 00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:32,639 >> ON HOW TO -- ON HOW TO LOOK - >> Jimmy: SEXY 441 00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:34,941 >> SEXY. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> OKAY, ONE IS, IF YOU DON'T 442 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,643 KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, SCRATCH A LITTLE 443 00:29:36,643 --> 00:29:45,652 BIT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT DON'T JUST PLANT IT. 444 00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:48,655 IT'S NOT LIKE, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY SCRATCH >> YEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE POISON 445 00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:52,058 IVY. BUT IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: THERE'S SOMETHING 446 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,860 THERE. UH-HUH >> AND THEN HE SAID -- HE SAID, 447 00:29:53,860 --> 00:30:05,672 "LOOK -- YOU'RE LOOK IS -- DID I LEAVE THE OVEN ON AT HOME? [ LAUGHTER ] 448 00:30:05,672 --> 00:30:11,578 >> Jimmy: THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT BAD. 449 00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:17,917 THAT'S IT. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT BAD 450 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,686 HEY, BUDDY, I HAVE TO SAY, REALLY, AND I -- I -- I WILL SAY THIS TO YOU OFF CAMERA AS 451 00:30:19,686 --> 00:30:26,893 WELL, BUT WHAT YOU DID, YOUR PERFORMANCE IN "WHITE LOTUS" WAS UNBELIEVABLE 452 00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:30,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT IS A MASTER CLASS 453 00:30:30,063 --> 00:30:34,868 IN ACTING. YOU WERE SO IN THE ZONE. I WAS -- I WAS GONNA SAY YOU'RE 454 00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:40,440 IN THE ZAHN, BUT I WOULDN'T DO THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,008 THAT'S CORNY I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT, BECAUSE, REALLY, I'M GOING TO 456 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:45,679 SAY THAT -- SOMEONE SAID THAT WE'RE IN A "ZAHNASSANCE. AND I SAID, "THAT DOESN'T EVEN 457 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:48,314 MAKE SENSE." I THINK THAT WE'RE IN A -- >> YEAH, NO. 458 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,617 THAT'S WEIRD >> Jimmy: "RENAIZAHNS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 459 00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:53,353 >> A "ZAHNASSANCE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, BUT I DIDN'T WRITE THIS 460 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:54,921 >> YEAH, BUT IF -- IF SOMEBODY SAYS YOU -- IT'S A A "ZAHNASSANCE," THEN YOU -- 461 00:30:54,921 --> 00:31:00,326 IT'S LIKE I WASN'T IN A COMA [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, LIKE, I'VE BEEN HERE 462 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:02,529 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> I HAVE BEEN DOING STUFF >> Jimmy: YEAH, A "ZAHNASSANCE" 463 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:05,465 ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE A TOYOTA, LIKE A TOYOTA-THON >> WELL, IT'S LIKE YOU 464 00:31:05,465 --> 00:31:08,201 DISAPPEARED. >> Jimmy: OH >> YOU KNOW. 465 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:10,170 >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY I -- NO, I THINK >> I HAVE NOT DONE IT. 466 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:12,372 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU NEVER GONE AWAY. >> NO, NO, I'VE -- I'VE BEEN 467 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:15,542 HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:19,579 YOU -- YOU CRUSHED THIS THING. WHAT WAS IT LIKE WHERE DID YOU FILM 469 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:22,849 IT WAS DURING THE PANDEMIC WERE YOU IN HAWAII WERE YOU NOT 470 00:31:22,849 --> 00:31:25,318 >> YEAH, WE WERE IN HAWAII SO, YOU KNOW, LIKE EVERYBODY, WE WERE ALL, YOU KNOW, IN 471 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:29,155 OUR -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HOUSES AND I HADN'T WORKED 472 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,957 IN EIGHT MONTHS AND THEN I GOT A CALL TO DO THIS AND IT'S MIKE WHITE AND IT'S AN AMAZING 473 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:39,699 SCRIPT >> Jimmy: WAS THE SCRIPT AMAZING WHEN YOU GOT IT? 474 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:42,869 >> IT WAS -- IT WAS INCREDIBLE >> Jimmy: I KNOW HE'S AN -- AN AMAZING WRITER 475 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:45,105 >> IT WAS -- YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: I KNOW IT WAS DONE SO 476 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:48,108 QUICKLY THAT YOU JUST DON'T SEE TELEVISION ALMOST THIS -- WAS ALMOST - 477 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:52,112 >> WE DID 6 HOURS IN 2 1/2 MONTHS >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 478 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:54,214 SAYING IT'S FANTASTIC >> AND WE WERE AT THE FOUR 479 00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:58,718 SEASONS RESORT IN HAWAII >> Jimmy: AND NO - >> IT WAS CLOSED 480 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:01,054 >> Jimmy: CLOSED I WAS GOING TO SAY, THERE'S NO HUMANS THERE, YEAH 481 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:03,089 >> YEAH, SO WE WERE IN A A BUBBLE >> Jimmy: WOW. 482 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:05,492 EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE SHOW WAS PHENOMENAL >> THEY WERE -- THEY -- IT WAS 483 00:32:05,492 --> 00:32:07,494 AN AMAZING CAST. >> Jimmy: AND THEN I GOT TO -- WE GOT TO SEE MORE OF YOU THAN 484 00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:11,297 MOST PEOPLE GET TO SEE OF ANYONE [ LAUGHTER ] 485 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:14,134 I'M JUST - >> WELL, THAT WAS -- >> Jimmy: THERE WAS -- THERE'S 486 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,102 SOMETHING -- >> YEAH. THAT WAS FAKE JUNK ON A FAKE 487 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,605 ME >> Jimmy: IT WASN'T EVEN YOU >> NO, BECAUSE MIKE WAS LIKE, 488 00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:23,743 "HEY, YOU HAVE TO APPROVE THE PROSTHETIC." [ LAUGHTER ] 489 00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:27,781 >> Jimmy: OR PROSTHETICS >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: RIGHT, IT WAS MORE 490 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,249 THAN ONE >> YEAH, AND HE WAS LIKE, "IS THIS COOL? 491 00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:31,518 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I DON'T CARE." [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:32:31,518 --> 00:32:33,753 AND THEN - >> Jimmy: BUT YOU HAD TO LOOK AT IT AND APPROVE IT 493 00:32:33,753 --> 00:32:36,322 >> YEAH, YEAH, I DID >> Jimmy: YOU GO, THAT'S -- THAT'S KIND OF LIKE MINE 494 00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:39,492 >> AND -- AND THEN, I WAS LIKE, "DOES IT -- DO I HAVE TO PUT THAT OVER? 495 00:32:39,492 --> 00:32:42,862 THIS IS -- THAT'S -- THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE." LIKE - 496 00:32:42,862 --> 00:32:46,099 SO THE GUY -- AND HE WAS LIKE, "WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WE CAN DO IT -- PUT IT ON 497 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,668 SOMEBODY ELSE. AND I WAS LIKE, "HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE? 498 00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:51,171 HE SAID, "LIKE, 2 1/2 HOURS. I SAID, "NO, I'LL GO TO THE BEACH. 499 00:32:51,171 --> 00:32:54,574 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M IN HAWAII. I'M NOT GOING TO PUT THIS THING 500 00:32:54,574 --> 00:32:56,743 ON >> SO IT WASN'T ME >> Jimmy: SO IT WASN'T EVEN 501 00:32:56,743 --> 00:32:59,479 YOU. SO -- SORRY. >> BUT HOW ABSURD IS THAT? 502 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:01,414 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE THE GUY WAS NAKED AND THEN THEY PUT A NAKED THING ON 503 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:07,587 HIM TO LOOK LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LIKE -- LIKE HE WAS 504 00:33:07,587 --> 00:33:09,889 NAKED. >> YEAH. OUR SOCIETY IS SO CRAZY. 505 00:33:09,889 --> 00:33:12,726 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WILD. BUT YOU -- YOU JUST CRUSHED IT, BUDDY. 506 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:17,197 SO CONGRATS ON THAT. AND I -- I'M -- YOU GOT JUST AMAZING REVIEWS. 507 00:33:17,197 --> 00:33:19,833 AND WELL DESERVED. JUST AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME JOB. 508 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:24,637 >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S TALK HOLIDAYS. 509 00:33:24,637 --> 00:33:26,940 LET'S TALK ABOUT "8-BIT CHRISTMAS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 510 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:30,210 I LOVE HOLIDAY MOVIES. >> THAT'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM. 511 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:35,448 I LOVE VIDEO GAMES >> WELL, THEN THIS MOVIE IS RIGHT DOWN YOUR ALLEY. 512 00:33:35,448 --> 00:33:39,919 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO MY SON WANTS A NINTENDO. 513 00:33:39,919 --> 00:33:43,857 IT'S LIKE 1988, '87. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE WANTS A NINTENDO 514 00:33:43,857 --> 00:33:47,160 >> Jimmy: EVERYONE DID >> RIGHT, BUT 8-BIT, YOU KNOW? SO IT'S -- 515 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,429 >> Jimmy: IT WAS THE REAL ONE. >> BY TODAY'S STANDARDS, NOT VERY GOOD. 516 00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:52,165 >> Jimmy: NO YEAH BUT THAT -- YEAH 517 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:55,101 >> AND WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT. US PARENTS, I PLAY HIS DAD >> Jimmy: YEAH 518 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:59,706 >> BUT IT'S TOLD -- NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS -- IS MY SON OLDER TELLING HIS DAUGHTER 519 00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:02,776 >> Jimmy: HIS STORY? >> HIS STORY OF HOW HE WANTED A NINTENDO FOR CHRISTMAS, 520 00:34:02,776 --> 00:34:06,079 AND -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU IN THAT GENERATION WHERE YOU GREW UP 521 00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:09,783 WITH NINTENDO? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT GAMES 522 00:34:09,783 --> 00:34:13,386 WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING >> MY WIFE AND I, WE WERE POOR ACTORS IN NEW YORK 523 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:16,156 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> TRUE STORY, AND WE WENT OUT AND BECAUSE WE WERE SO PISSED 524 00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:24,330 AT BEING POOR, WE WENT OUT AND GOT SUSHI AND BOUGHT A A NINTENDO 64. 525 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:32,505 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SWEAR TO GOD >> Jimmy: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH 526 00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,541 >> I SWEAR TO GOD. >> Jimmy: I DON'T CARE >> AND WE LIVED IN HOBOKEN AND 527 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:36,876 PLAYED "ZELDA. "LEGEND OF ZELDA." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 528 00:34:36,876 --> 00:34:40,313 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. THAT'S MY FAVORITE "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA" IS MY -- 529 00:34:40,313 --> 00:34:41,915 THAT'S MY FAVORITE >> "GOLDENEYE. >> Jimmy: "GOLDENEYE" IS 530 00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:44,084 ANOTHER CLASSIC. WHAT ELSE DID I LOVE I HAD THE WRESTLING ONE. 531 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:46,086 I THINK IT WAS CALLED "WRESTLING." >> YEAH. 532 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:47,620 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS WAS BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THEY -- REALLY. 533 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,556 >> YEAH, THEY WERE JUST LIKE, "HOCKEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE LIKE, 534 00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:51,858 "JUST CALL IT 'WRESTLING.' YEAH, SURE "HOCKEY. 535 00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:53,927 YEAH "MEGA MAN" WAS MY JAM. >> THE YEAR. 536 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,562 >> Jimmy: YOU CALL IT "THE YEAR," YEAH. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE ATARI 537 00:34:55,562 --> 00:34:58,732 GAME, "ADVENTURE"? >> NO. >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE -- YOU 538 00:34:58,732 --> 00:35:01,368 TRAVEL AROUND. I THINK YOU WERE A SEAHORSE. >> WHAT? 539 00:35:01,368 --> 00:35:04,337 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD TO TRAVEL AROUND AND GET A KEY >> NOW -- REALLY 540 00:35:04,337 --> 00:35:07,173 >> Jimmy: THIS -- IT WAS ROUGH IT WAS REAL BAD. >> THAT'S BIZARRE. 541 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:09,476 >> Jimmy: IF CYBER - >> REMEMBER "DRIVER" >> Jimmy: "DRIVER" SOUNDS 542 00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:11,544 ALMOST TOO -- WAS IT A CAR GAME >> DUDE, "DRIVER," WHERE YOU 543 00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:13,279 JUST WENT AROUND AND THE COPS CHASED YOU ANYBODY REMEMBER "DRIVER?" 544 00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,482 THAT'S A CLASSIC THAT WAS ON -- >> Jimmy: COLECO 545 00:35:15,482 --> 00:35:20,954 >> NO. PLAYSTATION. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 546 00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:23,790 YOU'RE GETTING REALLY ADVANCED OH, I WAS SAYING LIKE -- DO YOU REMEMBER "KABOOM"? 547 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:26,726 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT >> NO. 548 00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:28,762 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF THE EXPLOSIONS, THE VIOLENCE >> NO, I'M LIKE -- NO, I 549 00:35:28,762 --> 00:35:36,236 PLAYED, LIKE, "DUCK HUNT." >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:38,071 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS STEVE ZAHN IN "8-BIT 551 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,140 CHRISTMAS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 552 00:35:42,075 --> 00:35:46,513 BEEN DOING ALL KINDS OF STRANGE THINGS TO CHILDREN IN JAPAN. BECAUSE I'M VERY GLAD THAT WE 553 00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:50,684 DO NOT HAVE ONE. >> BUT -- BUT YOU -- YOU SAID I COULD GET ONE FOR CHRISTMAS. 554 00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:55,588 >> I SAID NOTHING OF THE SORT. >> VIDEO GAMES MAKE YOU FAT, JAKE 555 00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:58,758 THAT'S A FACT. >> CABBAGE PATCH KIDS DON'T MAKE YOU FAT 556 00:35:58,758 --> 00:36:01,594 NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] DAD, YOU SAID I COULD HAVE ONE 557 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:04,130 TOO. >> NO, I DIDN'T. OKAY, WELL, I DID. 558 00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:08,501 BUT I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS AN ASIAN TOOL BRAND LIKE MAKITA YOU KNOW WHAT? 559 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:12,038 NO NINTENDO IN MY HOUSE. >> I SECOND THAT >> ME THREE AND THAT MAKES 560 00:36:12,038 --> 00:36:20,180 MAJORITY LOOKS LIKE A NO GO ON NINTENDO >> Jimmy: OH 561 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,816 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STEVE ZAHN 562 00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:27,387 "8-BIT CHRISTMAS" PREMIERES NOVEMBER 24th ON HBO MAX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 563 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:30,357 A PERFORMANCE FROM DAMON ALBARN STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 564 00:36:30,357 --> 00:36:48,441 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 565 00:36:48,441 --> 00:36:51,511 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "DARKNESS TO LIGHT," FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "THE NEARER THE FOUNTAIN, MORE 566 00:36:51,511 --> 00:36:57,684 "THE NEARER THE FOUNTAIN, MORE PURE THE STREAM FLOWS" HERE IS DAMON ALBARN 567 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:10,730 * 568 00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:45,498 * * * 569 00:37:45,498 --> 00:38:01,881 * DARKNESS TO LIGHT CRUSHED SATELLITES DANCE IN SILEN 570 00:38:01,881 --> 00:38:12,158 CONGA * * I CAN'T WAI ANY LONGER 571 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:30,744 CAN YOU GET ME TO A&E SOON PLEASE * * BROKEN MIRROR 572 00:38:30,744 --> 00:38:45,291 CAROUSEL OF MY LIF YOU REFLECT THE PARTICLE AS THEY FALL * 573 00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:59,406 * THE DARKNES AND THE LIGH 'CAUSE YOU ARE MY BABY 574 00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:12,185 SILVER AND BLUE * * ARE THE COLOR I CHOOSE 575 00:39:12,185 --> 00:39:23,430 TO PAINT YOU A PICTURE * * WITH MY HAND HELD 576 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:47,387 HIGH ABOVE MY HEAR SILVER AND BLU SILVER AND BLUE * 577 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:53,393 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US NEXT WEEK. ALICIA KEYS WILL BE HERE 578 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:57,063 LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, WHOOPI GOLDBERG WILL ALL BE HERE 579 00:39:57,063 --> 00:40:01,267 MY THANKS TO TARAJI P. HENSON, STEVE ZAHN, DAMON ALBARN ONCE AGAIN. 580 00:40:01,267 --> 00:40:04,437 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 581 00:40:04,437 --> 00:40:08,041 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 582 00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:11,544 BYE-BYE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 583 00:40:11,544 --> 00:40:18,718 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *