1 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:13,646 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:19,853 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,690 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KIERAN CULKIN, 4 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:28,595 DJ "SHANGELA" PIERCE MUSICAL GUEST, CAMILO WITH EVALUNA, 5 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:35,068 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1545 6 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:41,474 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,978 --> 00:01:03,163 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:06,199 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:09,502 THAT'S TOO MUCH LOVE THAT'S TOO MUCH LOVE OH, I LOVE YOU 10 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:11,338 I APPRECIATE IT. SIT DOWN ENJOY YOURSELF 11 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:14,507 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 12 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:20,747 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 13 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:24,451 WELL, GUYS THIS IS VERY EXCITING AFTER BEING CANCELLED LAST YEAR 14 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:27,520 DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, THE NEW YORK CITY MARATHON IS BACK THIS SUNDAY. 15 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:35,295 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG DAY IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG DAY 16 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,263 AT THE STARTING LINE, RUNNERS WILL TAKE OFF THEIR MASKS AND PLACE THEM OVER THEIR NIPPLES. 17 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:44,237 [ LAUGHTER ] MY FAVORITE PART OF THE RACE IS WHEN RUNNERS CROSS THE FINISH 18 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:48,742 LINE, THEY IMMEDIATELY TURN INTO CHIPOTLE BURRITOS OF COURSE THE RACE IS 26.2 19 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:53,213 MILES. THE ONLY THING HARDER THAN RUNNING A MARATHON IS LISTENING 20 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:57,917 TO SOMEONE WHO JUST RAN A MARATHON [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:02,722 BESIDES A MARATHON, THIS SUNDAY IS ALSO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 22 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:07,394 [ AUDIENCE BOOs THE ONE THING AMERICANS CAN ALL AGREE ON, HATING DAYLIGHT 23 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:12,132 SAVINGS TIME [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE QUITE LIKES IT, YEAH. 24 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,933 IT'S THAT MAGICAL TRADE WHERE WE SWAP ONE EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP FOR FIVE MONTHS OF SEASONAL 25 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:17,237 DEPRESSION [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN 26 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:23,376 PICKING UP YOUR KIDS FROM SCHOOL IN TOTAL DARKNESS [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:28,415 "PAPA, IS THAT YOU?" "COME CLOSER TO MY VOICE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:29,849 WELL, GET THIS I SAW THAT NEW YORK CITY HAS EXTENDED ITS $100 VACCINE 29 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:39,559 INCENTIVE TO KIDS AGES 5-11. $100 MEANWHILE THE SMART KIDS ARE 30 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:43,730 LIKE, YEAH, MAKE IT $200, OR WE START DOING OUR OWN RESEARCH [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,433 KIND OF SETS A BAD PRECEDENT EVERY TIME YOU ASK YOUR KID TO TAKE MEDICINE, THEY'LL BE LIKE, 32 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:51,571 "YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING, PAL? [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:54,974 THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER GETTING THE MONEY, PARENTS SAID, NOW, DON'T WASTE IT 34 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:59,446 KIDS SAID LIKE, "OH, HOW YOU BOUGHT A $2,000 PELOTON. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:02,615 "I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU IN THE DARKNESS." SOME MORE COVID NEWS TODAY 36 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:07,887 APPLE BEGAN DROPPING MASK MANDATES AT SOME OF ITS U.S. STORES 37 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:11,358 SOME THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DECLINING CASES. BUT OTHERS THINK IT'S BECAUSE 38 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:14,327 APPLE IS ABOUT TO RELEASE THE iMASK PRO. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:20,667 * [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'LL BE $3,000. 40 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:24,637 BUT APPLE SAYS SAFETY IS STILL THEIR TOP PRIORITY THEN THEY WENT BACK TO LETTING 41 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:29,175 HUNDREDS OF STRANGERS RUB THE SAME iPAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:33,546 "OH, THIS ONE LOOKS NICE [ LAUGHTER ] LICK IT. 43 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:39,285 MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT UBER IS BRINGING BACK UBER POOL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE PANDEMIC 44 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:42,756 BEGAN. [ AUDIENCE OHs ] IT'S GREAT NEWS IF YOU LOVE THE 45 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:47,894 BUS, BUT DREAM OF SOMETHING MORE INTIMATE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,296 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, TODAY MARVEL'S "ETERNALS" FINALLY HIT THEATERS 47 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:56,903 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARVEL FANS HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE TWO SECONDS AGO 48 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:04,077 WHEN THE LAST MARVEL MOVIE CAME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 49 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,246 "ETERNALS" IS ABOUT A YOUNG POET TRYING TO FIND HER VOICE IN POST-WAR EUROPE 50 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,748 JUST KIDDING IT'S ABOUT LASER-SHOOTING MUTANTS. 51 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:12,919 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY IT'S THE FIRST MARVEL MOVIE WITH A LOVE SCENE 52 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:18,591 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD. BASICALLY THE GUY THINKS SHE'S 53 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,560 IRONMAN ONLY TO FIND OUT HE'S ANT-MAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:25,498 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HEY, I HEARD OF 55 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:27,267 A COLORADO MAN WHO SET HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE ON FIRE WHILE TRYING TO GET RID OF COBWEBS 56 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:34,107 WITH THE BLOW TORCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN HIS MOM SAID, "DID YOU GET 57 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:40,146 THE COBWEBS? HE WAS LIKE, "TECHNICALLY, YES. 58 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,881 AND FINALLY, A SOUTHWEST AIRLINES EMPLOYEE CREATED A DRESS OUT OF 800 LOST LUGGAGE 59 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:47,287 ZIPPER PULLS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] WHEN SHE ASKED HER HUSBAND TO 60 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,656 ZIP HER UP, HE FINISHES ABOUT SIX HOURS LATER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 61 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,791 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 62 00:04:54,961 --> 00:05:10,410 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 63 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:14,547 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE HBO SERIES 64 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,316 "SUCCESSION" AND HE'S HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" TOMORROW NIGHT WITH MUSICAL GUEST, 65 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:24,290 ED SHEERAN KIERAN CULKIN IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:30,864 HE'S A GOOD MAN. >> Steve: GOOD GUY >> Jimmy: FUNNY. 67 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:34,901 PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE HBO SERIES "WE'RE HERE," D.J. "SHANGELA" PIERCE IS HERE 68 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:43,877 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC BY CAMILO AND EVALUNA 69 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:50,517 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES." 70 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:54,354 YOU WANT TO HEAR A TASTE OF THIS CAMILO EVALUNA. THIS IS CALLED "INDIGO." 71 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,857 >> Steve: "INDIGO. >> Jimmy: LISTEN TO THIS JAM IT'S LIKE AWESOME. 72 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:05,632 * >> Jimmy: LET ME PLAY IT FROM THE TOP. 73 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:12,939 >> Steve: PLAY IT FROM THE TIPPY-TOP. * 74 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,875 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, STOP IT. JUST HEAR IT AGAIN FROM THE TOP. 75 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:24,050 >> Steve: LET ME HEAR IT FROM THE TIPPY-TOP. * 76 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,952 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO GET JUST THE TOP 77 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:29,656 >> Steve: ARE YOU DOING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ONE MORE TIME. 78 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,624 >> Jimmy: I USUALLY DO IT FROM LIKE A SLIDE >> Steve: DO IT ONE MORE TIME. 79 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,693 >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT'S LIKE A LAP SLIDE IT'S A REGULAR SLIDE 80 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,763 >> Steve: I THINK IT MIGHT BE A LAP SLIDE. I DON'T KNOW 81 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,498 >> Jimmy: WELL, LETS TRY IT FROM THE TOP >> Steve: TRY IT AS A LAP 82 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:45,071 SLIDE. * >> Jimmy: STOP 83 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,073 LET ME START IT FROM THIS THING. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY? 84 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,875 THIS >> Steve: YEAH, PLAY IT WITH THAT 85 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:54,581 >> Jimmy: OKAY HOLD ON. >> Steve: LIKE IT'S A THEREMIN 86 00:06:54,581 --> 00:07:04,758 * * [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,595 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD SOUND >> Steve: GOOD SOUND 88 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,297 >> Jimmy: THEY HAVE A GOOD LOOK YOUNG, GOOD LOOKING KIDS 89 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,801 COME ON. LOOK AT THIS GUYS, COME ON THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 90 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:21,808 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, GUYS, THE NASCAR CUP SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP AIRS THIS 91 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:26,713 SUNDAY RIGHT HERE ON NBC ON YOUR TELEVISION! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 92 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:30,050 WE LOVE NASCAR NOW, AT THE END OF THE SERIES, THEY GIVE OUT AWARD FOR MOST 93 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:34,387 POPULAR DRIVER BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT SOME OTHER AWARDS AS WELL 94 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:38,124 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." 95 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:38,158 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." 96 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,727 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHO 97 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:48,902 SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: NOW OUR FIRST DRIVER IS DENNY HAMLIN. 98 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:52,205 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE POSING FOR HIS "REAL HOUSEWIVES" INTRO. 99 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:59,746 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I GO FAST AROUND THE CORNER. UP NEXT, WE HAVE 100 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:04,451 CHRISTOPHER BELL [ AUDIENCE AWs ] HE WAS VOTED TO LOOK AT HIS CAR 101 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:09,789 AND SAY, "WOW, IT'S JUST LIKE MY BED." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 102 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:13,493 IS THIS A DREAM? >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. WHERE'S MY MILK? 103 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:19,399 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SANTA! NEXT UP WE HAVE KEVIN HARVICK. 104 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,167 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO THROW A FRISBEE, TURN TO CAMERA, AND SAY, "THAT'S WHY I 105 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:27,173 ASKED MY DOCTOR IF ZALTREX WAS RIGHT FOR ME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 106 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:35,148 ZALTREX. ZALTREX. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 107 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:41,921 * >> Jimmy: UP NEXT, WE HAVE ANTHONY ALFREDO. 108 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:44,657 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO ASK YOU TO TIP HIM OVER AND POUR HIM OUT. 109 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:47,193 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE TEAPOT 110 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,329 >> Jimmy: THEY CALL HIM LITTLE TEAPOT HERE COMES LITTLE TEAPOT AROUND 111 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:54,834 THE CORNER >> Steve: COMING RIGHT HERE. SHORT AND STOUT. 112 00:08:54,834 --> 00:09:00,006 >> Jimmy: UP NEXT WE HAVE CODY WARE. >> Steve: OOH. 113 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,909 >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO LIST HIS SHIRT SIZE AS TRIANGLE. 114 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:09,049 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU ONLY HAVE RHOMBUSES OH, I'LL COME BACK." 115 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,752 NEXT UP IS MARTIN TRUEX JR >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST 116 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,821 LIKELY TO SAY, "HAVE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVED BEEN INJURED IN A CAR ACCIDENT? 117 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:22,262 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CALL 1-800-LAWYER. I'M GOING TO FIGHT FOR YOU." 118 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:26,299 UP NEXT WE HAVE TYLER REDDICK. [ AUDIENCE AWs ] >> Steve: AH 119 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,268 >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO REACT TO ANY JOKE BY SAYING, "OH, YOU 120 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:37,677 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OH, YOU. DO YOU LIKE IT 121 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:41,948 >> Steve: NAH. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, WE HAVE WILLIAM BYRON JR 122 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,351 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO STAR IN A CW SHOW AS A A 15-YEAR-OLD BULLY NAMED 123 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:51,558 CLAYTON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP WE HAVE RYAN BLANEY. 124 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,094 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY "I SHANT RACE 125 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:58,064 TODAY. MOTHER FORBIDS IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:04,671 NOT TODAY! NOT EVER!" AND FINALLY, WE HAVE MATT -- 127 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:07,507 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MATT DiBENEDETTO HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY 128 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:11,144 "IT'S HARD TO BE AERODYNAMIC WHEN YOU'RE DRAGGING THIS WAGON. 129 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,879 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. 130 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,614 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:39,439 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S 132 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,709 USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I 133 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,911 RETURN EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES AND I WAS -- 134 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:48,948 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE --I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY, SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS 135 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,351 WOULDN'T MIND, I'D JUST LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW. 136 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:55,021 I APPRECIATE IT. [ CHEERS ] THE BEST AUDIENCE IN THE 137 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,458 BUSINESS JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 138 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:02,395 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE 139 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:06,199 A "MONA LISA." I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S HAPPY OR UPSET. 140 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:10,270 >> Steve: HE'S AN ENIGMA >> Jimmy: MYSTIC, MYSTIC SMILE >> Steve: MMM. 141 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:16,710 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU "ETERNALS," OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU, 142 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:23,083 "DESIGNER 'POWER RANGERS.' [ APPLAUSE ] * 143 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:27,754 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, JACK-O-LANTERN FOR ALWAYS BEING WAY SCARIER THE FIRST WEEK OF 144 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:32,559 NOVEMBER THAN YOU EVER WERE ON HALLOWEEN. "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING 145 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:38,565 GET IT OFF GET IT YOU TAKE IT OFF THE PORCH! 146 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:43,603 I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT." >> Steve: GET A DUST PAN >> Jimmy: GET A SHOVEL 147 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,672 SOMETHING, MAN * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 148 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,775 McDONALD'S, SELLING A McRIB N.F.T. COMBINING A MYSTERIOUS OBJECT 149 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:52,245 NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WITH A MYSTERIOUS OBJECT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. 150 00:11:52,245 --> 00:12:01,955 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SO META. * 151 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:05,358 THANK YOU, ADELE'S NEW SONG "I DRINK WINE --" [ CHEERS FOR FINALLY GIVING MILLENNIALS 152 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:10,263 THERE VERY OWN "MARGARITAVILLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 153 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:13,233 IT'S OUR ANTHEM! COME ON! IT'S OUR ANTHEM! 154 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:18,838 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU STAPLE REMOVERS FOR LOOKING LIKE THE 155 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:29,949 RATTLESNAKES OF OFFICE DEPOT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 156 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,618 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU LEAF PEEPING FOR BASICALLY BEING BIRD WATCHING FOR PEOPLE WHO 157 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:40,560 ARE TERRIBLE AT FINDING BIRDS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LEAF PEEPER. 158 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,931 SURE, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. COME ON. * 159 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:52,105 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MICROWAVE "ADD 30 SECONDS BUTTON" -- [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,573 FOR RENDERING EVERY OTHER BUTTON ON MY MICROWAVE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY 161 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,843 OBSOLETE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE POP, POP, POP, POP, POP 162 00:12:56,843 --> 00:13:02,716 POPCORN! 30 MINUTES >> Steve: POP, POP, POP, POP, 163 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:09,122 POPCORN! >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M LIKE WHEN I GO GAMBLING 164 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,624 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: JIMMY POPCORN HERE >> Steve: EVERY TIME YOU'RE AT 165 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,727 THE CRAPS TABLE YOU JUST YELL, "POPCORN!" >> Jimmy: YEAH I GO -- 166 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:28,375 "POPCORN!" POPCORN! >> Steve: I LOVE VEGAS 167 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:31,411 I'LL GO THERE NEXT TIME AND I'LL DO, "POPCORN. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 168 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,481 >> Steve: I'M GOING TO VEGAS - >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GO. 169 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:39,519 >> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: NOT BEFORE >> Steve: NOT BEFORE 170 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,088 >> Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU GO. THEN TELL ME AFTER, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT 171 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,224 >> Steve: SO WHEN I'M THERE I SHOULD TELL YOU. >> Jimmy: UH-UH. 172 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,394 WHEN YOU COME BACK HOME. I'LL WAIT FOR IT >> Steve: YOU GOT IT 173 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,996 DON'T WORRY. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT 174 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,732 >> Steve: FOR ME TO GO TO VEGAS? [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,934 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT NOW >> Steve: WHY? 176 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:59,939 YOU GOT SOMETHING TO DO? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? 177 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,676 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO DO THIS BIT 178 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,045 I'M GOING TO FINISH THIS BIT >> Steve: OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WERE DOING A BIT 179 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,047 I DID NOT REALIZE IT ZIP, ZIP SHUTTING IT UP 180 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,683 GO FOR IT. DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT IT >> Jimmy: NO 181 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:13,053 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IT'S HUMOR THE PEOPLE -- THE PEOPLE ENJOY 182 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,122 IT GOT TO SHOW SOME RESPECT >> Jimmy: RESPECT. 183 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:23,897 >> Steve: YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW IT THE RESPECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:27,834 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU GETTING INTO A CAR WHILE HOLDING A 185 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,770 A PIZZA BOX FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING A GAME OF HUMAN TETRIS 186 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:38,745 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: POPCORN! OH 187 00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:42,248 WAIT, THIS IS THE LAST ONE >> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,652 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TWO-DOOR REFRIGERATOR FOR MAKING IT LOOK 189 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:49,255 LIKE MY CONDIMENTS ARE FLASHING ME THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 190 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,759 THOSE ARE MY "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KIERAN CULKIN! 191 00:14:52,759 --> 00:15:20,053 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST 192 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:24,290 TONIGHT STARS IN "SUCCESSION." WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO 193 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,925 YOU CAN CATCH HIM TOMORROW NIGHT HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MUSICAL GUEST 194 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:32,732 ED SHEERAN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME KIERAN CULKIN! 195 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:32,766 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME KIERAN CULKIN! 196 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:43,843 * * 197 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:51,384 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. COME ON, BUD 198 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,454 >> IT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: IT'S CRAZY IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU 199 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,624 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. OBVIOUSLY THE AUDIENCE LOVES 200 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,592 YOU. YOU GOT A BIG STANDING O, MAN. I DIDN'T EVEN GET A STANDING O 201 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,227 WHEN I CAME -- [ CHEERS ] >> THERE'S LIKE A SIGN THAT 202 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,196 SAYS STAND UP, RIGHT >> Jimmy: NO, WE DON'T HAVE A STAND UP SIGN. 203 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,266 >> NO, OKAY. JUST AND APPLAUSE SIGN >> Jimmy: TRUST ME, FOR THE 204 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,768 MONOLOGUE THEY DIDN'T STAND UP - [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,503 >> I SAW IT. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE HOSTING -- YEAH, RIGHT. 206 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,239 YOU ARE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" TOMORROW >> YEAH. 207 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,910 >> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING >> IT'S CRAZY. YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S ABSOLUTELY 208 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,611 INSANE >> Jimmy: BUT -- YEAH. THANK YOU FOR COMING DOWN. 209 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,214 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME IT'S LIKE -- IT'S BEEN A DREAM OF MINE. 210 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:24,918 AND IT IS JUST SURREAL AND EVERYONE SAYS LIKE, YOU KNOW, JUST TRY TO CAPTURE 211 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:30,724 MOMENTS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT JUST MOVES SO FAST >> Jimmy: YEAH 212 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,492 >> AND I CAN'T REALLY EVEN DO THAT BECAUSE THERE'S JUST SO MUCH WORK TO BE DONE 213 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:37,397 LIKE WE DID THE TABLE READ AND THERE WAS LIKE 38 SCRIPTS, AND I GET ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH -- 214 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:41,067 >> Jimmy: IT IS SO MUCH WORK, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT? AT THE END - 215 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,404 I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE AT THE END OF THE WHOLE SHOW WHEN THE BAND IS PLAYING THE GOOD NIGHTS - 216 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,140 >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY -- YOU ARE JUST HUGGING AND SAYING 217 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,075 GOOD-BYE YOU'RE SAYING, THAT SHOW IS IN THE CAN. 218 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:52,078 IT'S LIVE. SO IT'S JUST AWESOME IT FEELS GREAT AND YOU ARE 219 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:55,215 LIKE, PHEW ALL THAT WORK -- >> IT'S A NICE MOMENT. 220 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,751 >> Jimmy: THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," MY FRIEND 221 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,819 >> NO. >> Jimmy: I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH HERE. 222 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,756 SOME CRACK RESEARCH. LOOK AT YOU. YOU WERE HERE WITH DANA CARVEY 223 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:05,592 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS 1991 >> THAT'S ME 224 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,728 >> Jimmy: AND WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THIS? >> I ACTUALLY REMEMBER QUITE A 225 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,297 A LOT FROM THAT. I MEAN -- BY THE WAY, IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO ALMOST TO THE DAY 226 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,366 I HAD TO LOOK IT UP. MY BROTHER HOSTED IN NOVEMBER OF '91 227 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:17,037 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT'S CRAZY. BUT I REMEMBER, LIKE -- DURING, 228 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,772 LIKE, REHEARSAL DAY BEING ON THE STAGE AND I WAS WITH MY MOM AND KEVIN NEALON WALKS BY AND 229 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:25,912 SHE GRABS HIM AND GOES, "OH HEY, YOU'RE GREAT. OH, BY THE WAY, YOU'RE MY SON'S 230 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:29,783 FAVORITE." AND HE GOES, "OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 231 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:33,386 THAT'S NICE TO HEAR. AND I WENT, "MOM --" 'CAUSE I'M NINE. 232 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,423 KIDS DON'T HAVE A FILTER I WENT "MOM, I TOLD YOU. HE'S MY SECOND FAVORITE. 233 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:40,593 DANA CARVEY IS MY FAVORITE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 234 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,529 YOU SAID THAT TO KEVIN, YEAH >> I DID AND HE -- I REMEMBER LIKE 235 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,330 ACTUALLY SEEING HIM LIKE TAKE THIS LITTLE TINY DAGGER AND GO LIKE "WELL, STILL VERY NICE TO 236 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:50,670 MEET YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S A FUNNY DUDE, 237 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,839 TOO. YEAH, YEAH >> YEAH, HE'S GOOD 238 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,808 HE PICKED ME UP AT THE END OF THE SHOW >> Jimmy: DID HE REALLY. 239 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:58,178 >> YEAH, I THINK I ASKED HIM TO DO IT. I HOPE SO. 240 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,480 [ LAUGHTER ] I HOPE I GAVE HIM PERMISSION >> Jimmy: YOU DID. 241 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,415 YEAH, YEAH LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE WEEKS AWAY 242 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,352 FROM HAVING YOUR FIRST CHILD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU HAVE TWO 243 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,253 CHILDREN CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU 244 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,022 WE HAVE TWO KIDS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, IT'S NUTS. 245 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,491 LIFE IS NUTS >> Jimmy: LIFE IS -- LIFE MOVES FAST, AS YOU WERE SAYING 246 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,859 BUT DO YOU SEE A DIFFERENCE HAVING TWO CHILDREN AS OPPOSED TO ONE 247 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:19,833 >> WELL -- YEAH. YEAH SO -- BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 248 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,469 I'VE HAD FRIENDS SAY, LIKE, "BY THE WAY, HAVING TWO KIDS IS NOT TWICE AS HARD. 249 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,572 IT'S EXPONENTIALLY WAY HARDER. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND THAT TO BE 250 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,140 THE CASE SORT OF LIKE THE FIRST KID CHANGES YOUR LIFE ENTIRELY AND 251 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,210 THE SECOND KID IS JUST MORE OF THE SAME >> Jimmy: YEAH 252 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,512 >> SO, IT'S KIND OF THAT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE MADNESS. 253 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,147 >> YEAH, WE'RE SORT OF ALREADY IN IT. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ON YOUR 254 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,849 SHOW LAST, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE WHO WAS PREGNANT AND IT WAS A LITTLE BIT ODD 255 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:42,055 BECAUSE MY WIFE PRETTY OPENLY HATES CHILDREN [ LAUGHTER ] 256 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,457 SHE DOESN'T LIKE OTHER KIDS, BABIES >> Jimmy: THAT'S A PROBLEM, 257 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,260 YEAH >> SHE JUST DOESN'T LIKE THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,862 SHE'S LIKE, "I HOPE I LIKE MY KID. I'M LIKE, "I'M SURE YOU WILL, 259 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,765 HONEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SHE DID 260 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,933 SHE -- BY THE WAY -- SO, NOW WE'RE TWO KIDS IN. SHE STILL DOESN'T LIKE KIDS. 261 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,103 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE LOVES YOUR KIDS. >> SHE LOVES OUR KIDS. 262 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,072 AND SHE LIKES, YOU KNOW, GOOD KIDS THEY'RE A THING, MAN 263 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,908 THERE'S GOOD KIDS AND THERE'S BAD KIDS IT EXISTS. 264 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,010 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH OH, IT'S REAL. >> YOU CAN TELL, LIKE RIGHT 265 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,745 AWAY LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF, YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT KID SUCKS. 266 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:09,683 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT KID IS GOING TO BE SOMEONE AWFUL. 267 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:13,753 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO FUNNY >> THERE WAS -- AND SHE HAS, 268 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:18,625 LIKE -- SHE HAS SUCH A -- TEMPER FOR LIKE TERRIBLE KIDS. THERE IS THIS ONE KID WHO -- MY 269 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:25,432 DAUGHTER WAS ABOUT ONE -- ALMOST ONE SHE WAS JUST LEARNING TO WALK. 270 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,267 AND YOU KNOW, LIKE, AT THAT AGE -- YOU HAVE KIDS >> Jimmy: YEAH 271 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,235 >> LIKE, WHEN THEY'RE JUST LEARNING TO WALK, THEY KIND OF LIKE THOSE THINGS THAT YOU GRAB 272 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,871 HOLD TO AND HAVE WHEELS SO IT KIND OF HELPS THEM - >> Jimmy: YEP. 273 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,241 >> LEARN TO WALK SO SHE WAS JUST KIND OF UNSTEADY ON HER FEET 274 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,878 AND SHE WENT TO THIS OTHER KID AT THE PLAYGROUND WITH -- IT WAS LIKE A TRUCK OR SOMETHING. 275 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,413 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE KID WAS ABOUT LIKE THREE AND A HALF -- SOMETHING LIKE 276 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,683 THAT AND SHE GRABS HIS TRUCK. THE KID CAME UP AND GOES, "NO. 277 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:47,721 AND TOOK THE HANDS OFF AND HE PUSHED MY DAUGHTER TO THE GROUND 278 00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:51,558 AND MY WIFE DIDN'T SEE THIS. I SAW IT SO I GOT ANGRY AND I RAN OVER. 279 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,194 AND SHE'S CRYING AND I'M HOLDING HER. I'M TRYING TO, LIKE, KEEP MY 280 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:57,130 COMPOSURE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW -- I'M TRYING TO REASON WITH A THREE-YEAR-OLD 281 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,632 >> Jimmy: THREE-YEAR-OLD YEAH, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,334 >> SO, I'M TRYING TO TELL HIM, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. AND HE GOES, "I DON'T WANT HER 283 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,702 TOUCHING MY THING. AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THAT DOESN'T MATTER 284 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,206 YOU DON'T PUSH PEOPLE. AND HE GOES, "I DON'T WANT HER TOUCHING --" 285 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,841 AND THEN I START GOING, "OH, YEAH LOOK AT ME 286 00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:10,010 I'M TOUCHING YOUR TRUCK. WANT TO PUSH ME? >> Jimmy: NO 287 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,545 [ LAUGHTER ] >> PUSH ME >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 288 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,280 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND 289 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,049 >> AND THEN I SEE MY WIFE COMING OVER AND I THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE THE VOICE OF 290 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:19,419 REASON, RIGHT? LIKE, I'M THINKING SHE'S GOING TO CALM ME DOWN IN THE MOMENT. 291 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,987 I SEE HER WALKING, SHE'S GOING TO CALM ME DOWN. INSTEAD SHE GOES TO THIS POOR 292 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:26,526 LITTLE KID SHE PICKS UP HIS TRUCK SHE MOVES IT LIKE FIVE FEET 293 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:30,997 FROM HIM SHE GOES, "YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU [ BLEEP ] OFF. 294 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:35,802 [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. I KNOW I CAN'T SAY THAT ON YOUR 295 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,204 SHOW >> Jimmy: IT'S TOTALLY FINE. >> YEAH. 296 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,974 SORRY. LONG STORY SHORT >> Jimmy: THE KIDS ARE 297 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,243 FANTASTIC. YEAH, YOU LOVE THEM. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 298 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,545 "SUCCESSION. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. 299 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,781 [ APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S A THING, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY 300 00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:50,250 A THING. RENEWED FOR A FOURTH SEASON. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 301 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,988 YOU PLAY ROMAN >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I HEARD THAT YOU 302 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,589 ORIGINALLY READ FOR A DIFFERENT PART >> THEY WANTED ME TO READ FOR 303 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,992 COUSIN GREG. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 304 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:02,696 WHICH I JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT FOR. >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK -- THEY 305 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:06,766 MADE THE RIGHT CALL BY HAVING YOU DO ROMAN >> YEAH, WELL I MEAN -- THEY 306 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:10,904 ASKED ME TO READ FOR GREG. I KNEW I WAS WRONG AND I KIND OF -- 307 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:13,206 NORMALLY IN ANY OTHER SCRIPT, I WOULD BE LIKE, "OKAY I'M NOT RIGHT FOR THE PART 308 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,709 I'M GOING TO CLOSE IT. I'M NOT GOING TO CONTINUE READING ON." 309 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,344 BUT I JUST KIND OF LIKED THE SCRIPT SO I READ ON 310 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,212 I WAS LIKE, "OH, THERE'S THIS GUY. WHOSE FIRST LINE IS SOMETHING I 311 00:21:19,212 --> 00:21:22,482 CAN'T SAY ON YOUR SHOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, YOU ALREADY DID. 312 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:27,854 >> I ALREADY DID [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT. 313 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,357 >> YEAH, WELL, HE SAYS, "HEY, HEY [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 314 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:33,326 >> AND I THOUGHT, "WELL -- [ LAUGHTER ] "I KIND OF LIKE THIS GUY 315 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:36,596 I LIKE THE WAY HE TALKS. I CAN DO THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 316 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,898 >> I'M GOING TO DO IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION RIGHT NOW. GETTING BLEEPED. 317 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:42,702 >> Jimmy: YOU NAILED IT. YOU'RE SO GREAT IN THIS SHOW >> I ASKED 318 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,671 I WAS LIKE, "CAN I AUDITION FOR ROMAN? AND THEY WERE -- THE RESPONSE 319 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:47,507 BACK WAS WE'RE NOT AUDITIONING FOR THAT PART YET. BUT I JUST SORT OF PUT MYSELF 320 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:51,444 ON TAPE ANYWAY AND SENT IT IN. I WAS LIKE, "HERE'S THREE SCENES IF YOU WANT TO -- 321 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:55,815 YEAH, AND NICK BRAUN IS FANTASTIC AS COUSIN GREG >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, AS WELL AS 322 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,885 THE WHOLE CAST >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC 323 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,653 THE THING IS GREAT BECAUSE -- THERE IS CERTAIN PEOPLE YOU LOVE, BUT THEY'RE ALL BAD KIND 324 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:05,258 OF >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IN KIND OF A WEIRD 325 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:08,395 WAY. >> YEAH, BUT THAT'S OKAY LIKE, I LIKE WATCHING TV SHOWS 326 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:12,332 WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE TERRIBLE PART OF ME THAT FEELS LIKE 327 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,534 MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING THERE, LIKE MAYBE THEY WON'T BE TERRIBLE 328 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:18,338 I FIND MYSELF ROOTING FOR TOM WAMBSGANS. LIKE, I FIND MYSELF LIKE GOING 329 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:22,075 LIKE, "I REALLY WANT HIM TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF AND BE LIKE A REALLY GOOD GUY." 330 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:26,079 AND THEN THE NEXT SCENE HE'S USING A HUMAN FOOT STOOL [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,982 MAYBE HE'S JUST AWFUL. >> Jimmy: YEAH - >> WHY AM I ROOTING FOR THIS 332 00:22:28,982 --> 00:22:30,483 GUY? >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 333 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,919 HERE'S KIERAN CULKIN IN "SUCCESSION. TAKE A LOOK. 334 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:32,952 "SUCCESSION. TAKE A LOOK. 335 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,823 WELL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT OVER LUNCH, MAYBE 336 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:40,093 >> NOT TODAY, ROMAN. I HAVE A DATE. >> [ BLEEP ] OFF 337 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:43,697 WITH WHO MONTGOMERY CLIFF THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST? 338 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,666 >> LORI. >> WHO >> LORI. 339 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,936 HE'S EX-D.O.J. HE WORKED THE ARTHUR ANDERSON PROSECUTION. 340 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:52,772 I WANT TO SEE IF THERE IS A BACK CHANNEL THERE >> LORI? 341 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,874 AND YOU SAID HE WANTS TO BACK CHANNEL YOU IN THE PARKING LOT OR - 342 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,711 >> YEAH. SO THE THING IS I'M DATING I AM DATING, AND THAT NEEDS TO 343 00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:01,047 BE UNDERSTOOD. >> OKAY. I GET IT 344 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,617 YEAH, YEAH YOU'RE DRAWING A LINE. OR OTHERWISE, YOU KNOW, LORI 345 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,553 WILL KNOCK MY JOLLY OLD BLOCK OFF IF HE CAN FIND HIS SWORD STICK AND FIRE UP HIS MOTORIZED 346 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:16,730 BATH CHAIR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. 347 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,164 "SUCCESSION" AIRS SUNDAY NIGHTS ON HBO WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M 348 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:22,302 CHALLENGING KIERAN TO A GAME OF WHO SAID IT, "SUCCESSION" EDITION. 349 00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:44,724 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 350 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,259 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE I'M HANGING OUT WITH 351 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:50,530 KIERAN CULKIN NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KIERAN, THE BIG THING THAT FANS 352 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:52,232 LOVE ABOUT "SUCCESSION" IS THE ALL OF THE ICONIC QUOTES, INSULTS, AND ONE LINERS FROM 353 00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:57,837 YOU AND YOUR CAST MATES. SO WE WANT TO PUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IN A GAME 354 00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,572 KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IN A GAME CALLED "WHO SAID IT? 355 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:03,877 TELL ME WHO SAID I 356 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:07,047 YEAH * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 357 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:10,216 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. I'M GOING TO READ YOU REAL QUOTES FROM "SUCCESSION. 358 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,285 COULD BE ANY CHARACTER FROM ANY SEASON AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHO 359 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:17,524 SAID IT. SOUND OKAY HERE WE GO 360 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:21,461 QUOTE IS, "THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO GET YOUR CONSCIENCE OUT AND SHOUT, 'HEY, LOOK AT ME. 361 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:24,531 I CANNOT TELL A LIE. I'M A GOOD LITTLE BOY. LOOK AT MY DING-DONG.' 362 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:29,069 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, THAT'S GOOD JERRY? 363 00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:30,904 NO, WHO IS IT. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT 364 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:30,937 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT 365 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,141 THIS ISN'T TIME TO GET YOUR CONSCIENCE OUT AND SHOUT, "HEY, 366 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,644 LOOK AT ME I CANNOT TELL A LIE. I'M A GOOD LITTLE BOY. 367 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,814 LOOK AT MY DING-DONG." >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ DING ] 368 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,782 THAT IS -- IT IS JERRY [ APPLAUSE ] * 369 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:47,821 THAT IS CORRECT. OKAY HERE'S THIS QUOTE. 370 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:51,191 "YOU DON'T HEAR MUCH ABOUT SYPHILIS THESE DAYS, VERY MUCH THE MYSPACE OF STDs. 371 00:24:51,191 --> 00:24:55,228 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, WOW THAT'S TOUGH 372 00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:58,631 WOW. THAT'S GOOD. HUGO 373 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,533 I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT 374 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:00,567 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT 375 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:04,237 MUCH ABOUT SIPHILIS THESE DAYS, PRETTY MUCH THE MYSPACE OF 376 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:09,476 STDs [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD DELIVERY 377 00:25:09,476 --> 00:25:11,778 [ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ] THAT WAS TOM 378 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:15,582 THAT WAS TOM ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 379 00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:19,185 HERE'S A QUOTE HERE. "WHAT IF YOUR TOENAILS ARE NOT ALL THAT AESTHETICALLY 380 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:22,055 PLEASING?" >> IS THERE MORE >> Jimmy: NO 381 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:23,523 >> NO, THAT'S COUSIN GREG. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE. 382 00:25:25,492 --> 00:25:29,262 THINGS, MAN. TEAK DECK? NO SHOES 383 00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:32,632 >> AND WHAT IF -- WHAT IF YOUR TOENAILS ARE NOT ALL THAT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING 384 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:35,935 [ DING ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD DELIVERY 385 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:39,105 >> YEAH. HE'S HILARIOUS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS 386 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:41,374 QUOTE. READY? "BAD TWEET 387 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:45,879 BAD TWEET. BAD TWEET. >> I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE -- I 388 00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:48,648 FEEL LIKE A CAR FULL OF PEOPLE BUT, YEAH, LET'S GO WITH KENDALL. 389 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:48,682 BUT, YEAH, LET'S GO WITH KENDALL. 390 00:25:50,183 --> 00:25:52,085 I GOT IT I GOT IT 391 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:54,621 I GOT IT BAD TWEET. BAD TWEET. 392 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:57,891 >> HE'S NOT A HERO [ DING ] >> I WATCH THE SHOW. 393 00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,659 >> Jimmy: CORRECT! CORRECT. >> I WATCH IT. 394 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:02,062 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WHO SAID "YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T LIKE YOU 395 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:06,733 BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO AND DAD WANTS TO FIRE YOU. WHOO-HOO, WHOO-HOO 396 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,134 WHOO-HOO, WHOO-HOO " YEAH, LET'S EE RIGHT HERE. 397 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:10,570 LIKE YOU 398 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:14,841 BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO * * DADDY WANTS TO FIRE YOU WHOO-HOO WHOO-HOO * 399 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:16,910 [ DING ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,079 CORRECT. KIERAN CULKIN, EVERYBODY "SUCCESSION" AIRS SUNDAY NIGHTS 401 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,880 ON HBO YOU CAN CHECK KIERAN OUT TOMORROW NIGHT ON "SATURDAY 402 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:26,052 NIGHT LIVE" WITH ED SHEERAN. CONGRATULATIONS! MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 403 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:51,745 BREAK, EVERYBODY BREAK A LEG! * 404 00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:56,249 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR, HOST, AND DRAG ENTERTAINER WHO YOU KNOW FROM 405 00:26:56,249 --> 00:27:00,720 "RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE" AND "A STAR IS BORN." NOW YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE EMMY 406 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:05,191 NOMINATED HBO SERIES "WE'RE HERE," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS AT 9:00 P.M 407 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,028 PLEASE WELCOME D.J. PIERCE, BEST KNOWN AS SHANGELA 408 00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:24,044 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 409 00:27:24,044 --> 00:27:28,815 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 410 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:33,053 AND I LOVE THAT POP. >> OH, THE POP OH, BABY, I CAN TEACH YOU THE 411 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:36,256 POP. HERE LOOK AT THIS. THAT'S FOR YOU, JIMMY. 412 00:27:36,256 --> 00:27:40,527 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YES, YOU KNOW I'M SHANGELA. I COME WITH GIFTS, BABY. 413 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:42,262 ALL RIGHT. NOW LOOK IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS, I 414 00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:44,664 TAUGHT THIS TO THE VICE PRESIDENT AS WELL, KAMALA HARRIS, VICE PRESIDENT. 415 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,533 YES, INDEED. SO, IT GOES LIKE THIS. JUST LIKE THAT 416 00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,702 HOLD WITH THE THUMB, RELEASE WITH THE FORE. YOU READY? 417 00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:51,071 >> Jimmy: OKAY HOLD WITH THE THUMB, RELEASE WITH THE FORE. 418 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:55,809 >> I BELIEVE UNTIL YOU >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER POPPED. A FAN. 419 00:27:55,809 --> 00:28:01,081 [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE NEVER DONE THIS >> YES, YES. 420 00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:03,483 HA * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 421 00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:06,086 THAT WAS LOVELY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? >> Jimmy: NO 422 00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:10,256 >> YOU KOW, THAT WAS LOVELY, BUT I'M SHANGELA I'M A COACH. 423 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:13,093 I'M A MENTOR I'M A PROFESSIONAL >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 424 00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:15,161 >> AND I STRIVE FOR THE BEST WITH YOU >> Jimmy: THAT WAS NOT THE 425 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,230 BEST >> BUT YOU CAN GET THERE SO, HERE WE GO 426 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:20,834 I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT FEVER, FIRE, AND FEROCIOUS FIERCENESS ARE YOU READY? 427 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:24,671 >> Jimmy: YES. >> GRAB -- THERE YOU GO. AND RELEASE -- 428 00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:28,274 I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT SOME GUSTO, JIMMY OH, OH, JIMMY. 429 00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:32,112 OKAY, HERE WE GO LOOK, BABY HOLD, AND RELEASE WITH THE 430 00:28:32,112 --> 00:28:34,280 FORE YOU GOT IT READY? 431 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,051 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> ONE, TWO, THREE [ DRUM ROLL 432 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:41,721 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YES 433 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,590 >> Jimmy: LET ME TRY READY? HERE WE GO 434 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:48,828 >> AND ONE, TWO, THREE [ DRUM ROLL YES! 435 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:52,332 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THAT WAS BETTER. 436 00:28:52,332 --> 00:28:54,634 >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BY THE WAY. I'M JUST HAPPY 437 00:28:54,634 --> 00:28:58,672 I JUST WANT TO CLARIFY SOMETHING BEFORE WE CONTINUE THE INTERVIEW. 438 00:28:58,672 --> 00:29:01,741 >> YES, I'M A MAN AND ALL THIS >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I KNOW THAT 439 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:04,344 NOT THAT QUESTION. NOT THAT QUESTION. I WANT TO KNOW - 440 00:29:04,344 --> 00:29:09,916 YOU ARE NOT A DEEJAY >> NO. OH, THANK YOU, I MUST CLARIFY 441 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:14,854 THAT AS WELL BECAUSE -- I SAY D.J. BECAUSE MY MOM -- HI MOM, HI GRANDGELA, 442 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:18,692 HI FAM [ LAUGHTER ] MY MOM NAMED ME D.J., DARIUS 443 00:29:18,692 --> 00:29:22,028 JEREMY OKAY PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M AN ACTUAL 444 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:25,665 DEEJAY., BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT TALENT HOWEVER, YOU KNOW, IF THEY PAY 445 00:29:25,665 --> 00:29:29,269 ME ENOUGH, I'LL GET BEHIND A A KEYBOARD, A LAPTOP, AND PUSH SOME BUTTONS 446 00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:31,237 I'LL BE THE PARIS HILTON OF DRAG YES. 447 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:34,641 >> Jimmy: YOU CAN GET BACK THERE AND PRESS SOME BUTTONS BUT, YEAH, YOU ARE NOT A DEEJAY 448 00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:39,045 SO, NO, DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DEEJAY SOME GIG >> NO, OUT OF DRAG, MY NAME IS 449 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:43,917 D.J. IN DRAG, SHANGELA THE D.J. [ CHEERS ] 450 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:46,553 >> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM "RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE." BUT, YOU DIDN'T REALLY LAST 451 00:29:46,553 --> 00:29:50,156 THAT LONG THE FIRST -- YOU WERE ON ONE EPISODE. >> THAT IS TRUE. 452 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:52,559 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU DID A GENIUS MOVE CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE 453 00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:56,162 WHAT YOU DID >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I AM A WORKING GIRL, A PROFESSIONAL 454 00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:58,698 AND I'VE BEEN A PART OF THE "RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE" FAMILY FOR YEARS. 455 00:29:58,698 --> 00:30:00,467 I'VE BEEN THERE A NUMBER OF TIMES. MY FIRST TIME THERE, SEASON 456 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:04,137 TWO, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WIN. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I GO IN ANY 457 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:07,307 ROOM THINKING, "OH, BABY, I'M ABOUT TO TURN THE PARTY. [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:10,110 WELL, I WAS THE FIRST ONE VOTED OUT. I HAD ONLY BEEN DOING DRAG FOR 459 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:13,980 FIVE MONTHS, AND I REMEMBER GETTING TO THE HOUSE AND THINKING, "I QUIT MY JOB FOR 460 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,716 THIS WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? BUT I HAD TO GET UP OUT OF THAT 461 00:30:16,716 --> 00:30:21,087 MOMENT AND GO TO WORK. AND WHAT I DID IS I STARTED CALLING DIFFERENT CLUBS AND 462 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:23,289 BOOKING MYSELF BECAUSE WE HAD A TIME, LIKE THREE MONTHS, BETWEEN THE TIME 463 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:27,427 THEY ANNOUNCED YOU WERE ON THE SHOW TO WHEN YOU ACTUALLY, LIKE, APPEARED ON THE SHOW 464 00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:32,799 SO, I STARTED CALLING CLUBS SAYING, "UH, HELLO --" THAT'S MY MAN VOICE, OKAY 465 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:35,735 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS LIKE MY SHANGELA VOICE TOO. 466 00:30:35,735 --> 00:30:38,905 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "YOU REALLY NEED TO BOOK SHANGELA. 467 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:42,842 SHE IS FABULOUS. AND SO I WOULD GET THEM IN THE CONTRACT TO HAVE MY BOOKING. 468 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:44,711 SO WHEN THE SHOW CAME OUT, THEY SAID, "YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE OUT. 469 00:30:44,711 --> 00:30:48,214 I SAID, "BABY, DON'T WORRY I'M A REPEAT CUSTOMER KIND OF GIRL." 470 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:49,783 AND I WENT IN AND TURNED THE PARTY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO, YOU BOOKED 471 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:55,188 YOURSELF - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THINK IT'S BRILLIANT 472 00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:57,724 YOU BOOK YOUR SHOW BEFORE PEOPLE EVEN SAW YOU ON THE SHOW 473 00:30:57,724 --> 00:31:00,226 YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO KNOW SHANGELA." >> OH, YEAH. 474 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:03,063 I WAS BOOKING MYSELF YOU KNOW, I WENT TO S.M.U. IN DALLAS 475 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:06,566 I WAS ALSO WRITING MY OWN PRESS RELEASES AT THE TIME I WAS A ONE STOP SHOP KIND OF 476 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:10,070 DIVA >> Jimmy: NOW LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE 477 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,672 I MEAN, YOU'VE DONE THINGS WITH LADY GAGA, WITH ARIANA GRANDE. I HEARD THAT YOU ONCE PERFORMED 478 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:20,980 AS BEYONCE FOR BEYONCE >> TRUE STORY. AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU -- 479 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,749 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YES, BABY, THE DOLLS THE DIVAS. 480 00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:26,519 I LOVE LADY GAGA I LOVE ARIANA. AND BEYONCE, IS LIKE, MY DOLL, 481 00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:31,391 MY DUCHESS, MY IDOL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE WAS THE FIRST NUMBER I EVER 482 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:36,129 PERFORMED IN 2009 WHEN I FIRST STARTED DRAG SO, WHEN SHE WAS BEING HONORED 483 00:31:36,129 --> 00:31:40,333 AT THE GLAD AWARDS, IN 2 2019, THEY ASKED ME. THEY SAID, "SHANGELA, WOULD YOU 484 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:42,535 LIKE TO PERFORM A NUMBER FOR BEYONCE? I SAID, "NO, I WOULD LIKE TO 485 00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:45,372 PERFORM NINE NUMBERS FOR HER, PLEASE." A MEDLEY 486 00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:48,908 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. >> YES, AND I DID. I REMEMBER SEEING AT THE END, 487 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,945 SHE AND JAY-Z BOTH GAVE ME A A STANDING OVATION AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. 488 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:57,117 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU GET TO MEET THEM AT ALL 489 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:59,786 >> MEET BEYONCE? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OH, BABY. 490 00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:01,654 I WASN'T LEAVING THAT BUILDING UNTIL I DID. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 491 00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:04,057 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, SHE WAS SO KIND SHE WAS LIKE, "YES, I WOULD 492 00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:06,860 LOVE TO MEET YOU." SO, THEY TOOK ME TO, LIKE, THIS ROOM WHERE SHE WAS MEETING 493 00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:08,728 PEOPLE AND I WAS STANDING THERE, YOU KNOW, DRESSED AS BEYONCE 494 00:32:08,728 --> 00:32:13,233 STANDING THERE AND I LOOK UP AND I'M STANDING NEXT TO JAY-Z. 495 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:17,604 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I'M NEXT TO JAY-Z. I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING COOL." 496 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:19,472 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BE INVITED TO THE HOUSE TO KICK IT 497 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:22,742 YOU KNOW I WANTED HIM TO KNOW I'M COOL. SO, I WAS LIKE, "SO, YOU'RE 498 00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:28,782 FROM NEW YORK, RIGHT?" AND HE GOES, "YO, BROOKLYN, COME ON, MAN." 499 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:33,353 I WAS LIKE, "YES, BROOKLYN THAT'S RIGHT I'M FROM PARIS, TEXAS. 500 00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:36,523 YEAH, HE DIDN'T LAUGH AT MY JOKE [ LAUGHTER ] 501 00:32:36,523 --> 00:32:38,725 HE WAS REALLY SWEET. AND THEN I WENT OVER TO MEET BEYONCE. 502 00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:42,095 AND SHE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S THE QUEEN BEE. OKAY 503 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:44,731 SHE JUST GLOWS I WAS LIKE, "WHERE IS THE LIGHT COMING FROM? 504 00:32:44,731 --> 00:32:48,768 BUT IT WAS JUST HER. SHE WAS GLOWING. AND, HONESTLY, SHE WAS SO KIND 505 00:32:48,768 --> 00:32:50,637 SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU WERE SO GOOD." I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE SO GOOD. 506 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:54,774 LIKE SHE WAS AMAZING >> Jimmy: JUST REPEATING HER WORDS BACK TO HER. 507 00:32:54,774 --> 00:32:58,712 >> I LITERALLY WAS ERUPTING EVERYTHING SHE SAID BACK TO HER. 508 00:32:58,712 --> 00:33:02,215 I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY, BUT I LOVE HER. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE GLOWING, AND 509 00:33:02,215 --> 00:33:07,053 YOU GLOW WHEN YOU SEE "WE'RE HERE," I LOVED IT SO MUCH 510 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:12,592 NOT ONLY ARE YOU FUNNY IN IT, BUT IT IS SO COOL. IT'S SO POSITIVE, AND IT'S 511 00:33:12,592 --> 00:33:16,429 EMOTIONAL. LIKE, I NEED A FAN WHEN I WATCH THIS 512 00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:20,066 WHEN I WATCH YOU [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU EITHER NEED A FAN, OR 513 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:22,068 YOU NEED A KLEENEX YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I KEEP A A KLEENEX SOMEWHERE NEAR MY 514 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:25,405 [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: YEP. >> JUST IN CASE, HONEY 515 00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:28,074 [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO THE SHOW, "WE'RE HERE," I LOVE TO TELL PEOPLE -- YOU 516 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,776 DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YOU? >> Jimmy: NO THAT WAS A GOOD 517 00:33:29,776 --> 00:33:33,480 ONE. THANK YOU. OH, MY GOSH. 518 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,115 I APPRECIATE IT. >> THAT'S A [ BLEEP ] TISSUE FOR JIMMY. 519 00:33:35,115 --> 00:33:37,317 YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT IT'S 520 00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:38,852 CALLED I LOVE IT. I'M PUTTING THIS IN A FRAME. 521 00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,854 >> WONDERFUL BUT, YOU KNOW, OUR SHOW -- I'M SO HAPPY TO HOST THIS WITH MY 522 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:44,858 FRIENDS, BOB THE DRAG QUEEN AND EUREKA THE SHOW IS EDUCATIONAL FOR 523 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:49,095 THOSE WHO AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH THE STRUGGLES, AND ALSO THE TRIUMPHS OF THE QUEER 524 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:55,135 COMMUNITY. BUT ALSO THE SHOW IS EMOTIONAL, AS YOU SAID, AND ENTERTAINING. 525 00:33:55,135 --> 00:33:59,105 SO, BABY, IT'S SOME OF THE BEST DRAG ON TV AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A PART 526 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:03,209 OF THE LGBTQI+ COMMUNITY TO KNOW THAT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE DESERVE TO SEE 527 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:07,480 BECAUSE WE ALL NEED TO BE -- YOU KNOW, WE NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING. 528 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:13,586 AND THIS SHOW MAKES YOU FEEL SOMETHING FOR SURE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE IT. 529 00:34:13,586 --> 00:34:16,723 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SHANGELA IN THIS 530 00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:18,091 MONDAY'S EPISODE OF "WE'RE HERE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 531 00:34:18,091 --> 00:34:18,124 HERE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 532 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:21,594 >> BEFORE YOU SPEAK OUT FOR ANYBODY ELSE YOU GOT TO WORK 533 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:23,430 HERE THERE IS A WAY TO BE HAPPY EVEN IF IT DOESN'T COME IN THE 534 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:26,066 DREAMS TO GET A CALL FROM EVERYBODY IN OUR FAMILY SAYING, "WE LOVE YOU 535 00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:30,203 WE WERE WRONG. WE APOLOGIZE WE'RE SORRY. 536 00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:34,174 THAT'D BE BEAUTIFUL. BUT IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN. SO, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 537 00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:39,346 CHANGE WHAT YOU THINK HAPPINESS IS, OKAY CASE REALLY NEEDS TO CELEBRATE 538 00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:49,556 WHO HE HAS BECOME. I'M LIVING AS OUT PROUD AS A A MUSLIM TUNISIAN GAY MAN. 539 00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:55,995 I WANT HIM TO BE ABLE TO SAY, "IT'S OKAY TO BE ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 540 00:34:55,995 --> 00:34:59,933 >> Jimmy: D.J. SHANGELA PIERCE, EVERYBODY. "WE'RE HERE" AIRS MONDAYS AT 541 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:05,538 9:00 P.M. ON HBO CAN YOU GIVE ME A HALLELOO >> OH, BABY, YOU CAN ALWAYS GET 542 00:35:05,538 --> 00:35:08,475 A HALLELOO >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT >> HALLELOO. 543 00:35:08,475 --> 00:35:10,543 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM CAMILO AND EVALUNA! 544 00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:34,768 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: HE IS THE MOST 545 00:35:34,768 --> 00:35:38,538 NOMINATED ARTIST AT THIS YEAR'S LATIN GRAMMY AWARDS. HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF THEIR 546 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:43,743 NEW SONG "INDIGO," PLEASE WELCOME CAMILO AND EVALUNA 547 00:35:49,783 --> 00:36:17,777 * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 548 00:36:17,777 --> 00:36:45,105 * * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 549 00:36:45,105 --> 00:37:06,526 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * * 550 00:37:06,526 --> 00:37:35,188 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 551 00:37:35,188 --> 00:38:05,018 * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 552 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:13,326 * * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 553 00:38:13,326 --> 00:38:29,509 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * * 554 00:38:29,509 --> 00:39:09,115 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 555 00:39:09,115 --> 00:39:09,149 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 556 00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:25,598 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 557 00:39:25,598 --> 00:39:28,768 >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM. CAMILO EVALUNA! 558 00:39:28,768 --> 00:39:34,341 "INDIGO" IS OUT NOW! MY THANKS TO KIERAN CULKIN, D.J. SHANGELA PIERCE, CAMILO 559 00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:40,080 AND EVALUNA. AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, 560 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:44,918 PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 561 00:39:44,918 --> 00:39:50,290 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 562 00:39:50,290 --> 00:39:50,290 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *