>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KIERAN CULKIN,
DJ "SHANGELA" PIERCE MUSICAL GUEST, CAMILO WITH EVALUNA,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1545
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S TOO MUCH LOVE THAT'S TOO MUCH LOVE OH, I LOVE YOU
I APPRECIATE IT. SIT DOWN ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
WELL, GUYS THIS IS VERY EXCITING AFTER BEING CANCELLED LAST YEAR
DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, THE NEW YORK CITY MARATHON IS BACK THIS SUNDAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG DAY IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG DAY
AT THE STARTING LINE, RUNNERS WILL TAKE OFF THEIR MASKS AND PLACE THEM OVER THEIR NIPPLES.
[ LAUGHTER ] MY FAVORITE PART OF THE RACE IS WHEN RUNNERS CROSS THE FINISH
LINE, THEY IMMEDIATELY TURN INTO CHIPOTLE BURRITOS OF COURSE THE RACE IS 26.2
MILES. THE ONLY THING HARDER THAN RUNNING A MARATHON IS LISTENING
TO SOMEONE WHO JUST RAN A MARATHON [ LAUGHTER ]
BESIDES A MARATHON, THIS SUNDAY IS ALSO DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ AUDIENCE BOOs THE ONE THING AMERICANS CAN ALL AGREE ON, HATING DAYLIGHT
SAVINGS TIME [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE QUITE LIKES IT, YEAH.
IT'S THAT MAGICAL TRADE WHERE WE SWAP ONE EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP FOR FIVE MONTHS OF SEASONAL
DEPRESSION [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN
PICKING UP YOUR KIDS FROM SCHOOL IN TOTAL DARKNESS [ LAUGHTER ]
"PAPA, IS THAT YOU?" "COME CLOSER TO MY VOICE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GET THIS I SAW THAT NEW YORK CITY HAS EXTENDED ITS $100 VACCINE
INCENTIVE TO KIDS AGES 5-11. $100 MEANWHILE THE SMART KIDS ARE
LIKE, YEAH, MAKE IT $200, OR WE START DOING OUR OWN RESEARCH [ LAUGHTER ]
KIND OF SETS A BAD PRECEDENT EVERY TIME YOU ASK YOUR KID TO TAKE MEDICINE, THEY'LL BE LIKE,
"YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING, PAL? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, AFTER GETTING THE MONEY, PARENTS SAID, NOW, DON'T WASTE IT
KIDS SAID LIKE, "OH, HOW YOU BOUGHT A $2,000 PELOTON. [ LAUGHTER ]
"I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU IN THE DARKNESS." SOME MORE COVID NEWS TODAY
APPLE BEGAN DROPPING MASK MANDATES AT SOME OF ITS U.S. STORES
SOME THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DECLINING CASES. BUT OTHERS THINK IT'S BECAUSE
APPLE IS ABOUT TO RELEASE THE iMASK PRO. [ LAUGHTER ]
* [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'LL BE $3,000.
BUT APPLE SAYS SAFETY IS STILL THEIR TOP PRIORITY THEN THEY WENT BACK TO LETTING
HUNDREDS OF STRANGERS RUB THE SAME iPAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
"OH, THIS ONE LOOKS NICE [ LAUGHTER ] LICK IT.
MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT UBER IS BRINGING BACK UBER POOL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE PANDEMIC
BEGAN. [ AUDIENCE OHs ] IT'S GREAT NEWS IF YOU LOVE THE
BUS, BUT DREAM OF SOMETHING MORE INTIMATE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, TODAY MARVEL'S "ETERNALS" FINALLY HIT THEATERS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MARVEL FANS HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE TWO SECONDS AGO
WHEN THE LAST MARVEL MOVIE CAME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
"ETERNALS" IS ABOUT A YOUNG POET TRYING TO FIND HER VOICE IN POST-WAR EUROPE
JUST KIDDING IT'S ABOUT LASER-SHOOTING MUTANTS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY IT'S THE FIRST MARVEL MOVIE WITH A LOVE SCENE
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD. BASICALLY THE GUY THINKS SHE'S
IRONMAN ONLY TO FIND OUT HE'S ANT-MAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HEY, I HEARD OF
A COLORADO MAN WHO SET HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE ON FIRE WHILE TRYING TO GET RID OF COBWEBS
WITH THE BLOW TORCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN HIS MOM SAID, "DID YOU GET
THE COBWEBS? HE WAS LIKE, "TECHNICALLY, YES.
AND FINALLY, A SOUTHWEST AIRLINES EMPLOYEE CREATED A DRESS OUT OF 800 LOST LUGGAGE
ZIPPER PULLS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] WHEN SHE ASKED HER HUSBAND TO
ZIP HER UP, HE FINISHES ABOUT SIX HOURS LATER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE HBO SERIES
"SUCCESSION" AND HE'S HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" TOMORROW NIGHT WITH MUSICAL GUEST,
ED SHEERAN KIERAN CULKIN IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HE'S A GOOD MAN. >> Steve: GOOD GUY >> Jimmy: FUNNY.
PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE HBO SERIES "WE'RE HERE," D.J. "SHANGELA" PIERCE IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC BY CAMILO AND EVALUNA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES."
YOU WANT TO HEAR A TASTE OF THIS CAMILO EVALUNA. THIS IS CALLED "INDIGO."
>> Steve: "INDIGO. >> Jimmy: LISTEN TO THIS JAM IT'S LIKE AWESOME.
* >> Jimmy: LET ME PLAY IT FROM THE TOP.
>> Steve: PLAY IT FROM THE TIPPY-TOP. *
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, STOP IT. JUST HEAR IT AGAIN FROM THE TOP.
>> Steve: LET ME HEAR IT FROM THE TIPPY-TOP. *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO GET JUST THE TOP
>> Steve: ARE YOU DOING -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ONE MORE TIME.
>> Jimmy: I USUALLY DO IT FROM LIKE A SLIDE >> Steve: DO IT ONE MORE TIME.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT'S LIKE A LAP SLIDE IT'S A REGULAR SLIDE
>> Steve: I THINK IT MIGHT BE A LAP SLIDE. I DON'T KNOW
>> Jimmy: WELL, LETS TRY IT FROM THE TOP >> Steve: TRY IT AS A LAP
SLIDE. * >> Jimmy: STOP
LET ME START IT FROM THIS THING. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY?
THIS >> Steve: YEAH, PLAY IT WITH THAT
>> Jimmy: OKAY HOLD ON. >> Steve: LIKE IT'S A THEREMIN
* * [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD SOUND >> Steve: GOOD SOUND
>> Jimmy: THEY HAVE A GOOD LOOK YOUNG, GOOD LOOKING KIDS
COME ON. LOOK AT THIS GUYS, COME ON THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, GUYS, THE NASCAR CUP SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP AIRS THIS
SUNDAY RIGHT HERE ON NBC ON YOUR TELEVISION! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE LOVE NASCAR NOW, AT THE END OF THE SERIES, THEY GIVE OUT AWARD FOR MOST
POPULAR DRIVER BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT SOME OTHER AWARDS AS WELL
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHO
SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: NOW OUR FIRST DRIVER IS DENNY HAMLIN.
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE POSING FOR HIS "REAL HOUSEWIVES" INTRO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I GO FAST AROUND THE CORNER. UP NEXT, WE HAVE
CHRISTOPHER BELL [ AUDIENCE AWs ] HE WAS VOTED TO LOOK AT HIS CAR
AND SAY, "WOW, IT'S JUST LIKE MY BED." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
IS THIS A DREAM? >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. WHERE'S MY MILK?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SANTA! NEXT UP WE HAVE KEVIN HARVICK.
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO THROW A FRISBEE, TURN TO CAMERA, AND SAY, "THAT'S WHY I
ASKED MY DOCTOR IF ZALTREX WAS RIGHT FOR ME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
ZALTREX. ZALTREX. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: UP NEXT, WE HAVE ANTHONY ALFREDO.
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO ASK YOU TO TIP HIM OVER AND POUR HIM OUT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE TEAPOT
>> Jimmy: THEY CALL HIM LITTLE TEAPOT HERE COMES LITTLE TEAPOT AROUND
THE CORNER >> Steve: COMING RIGHT HERE. SHORT AND STOUT.
>> Jimmy: UP NEXT WE HAVE CODY WARE. >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO LIST HIS SHIRT SIZE AS TRIANGLE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU ONLY HAVE RHOMBUSES OH, I'LL COME BACK."
NEXT UP IS MARTIN TRUEX JR >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST
LIKELY TO SAY, "HAVE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVED BEEN INJURED IN A CAR ACCIDENT?
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CALL 1-800-LAWYER. I'M GOING TO FIGHT FOR YOU."
UP NEXT WE HAVE TYLER REDDICK. [ AUDIENCE AWs ] >> Steve: AH
>> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO REACT TO ANY JOKE BY SAYING, "OH, YOU
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OH, YOU. DO YOU LIKE IT
>> Steve: NAH. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, WE HAVE WILLIAM BYRON JR
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO STAR IN A CW SHOW AS A A 15-YEAR-OLD BULLY NAMED
CLAYTON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP WE HAVE RYAN BLANEY.
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY "I SHANT RACE
TODAY. MOTHER FORBIDS IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NOT TODAY! NOT EVER!" AND FINALLY, WE HAVE MATT --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MATT DiBENEDETTO HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY
"IT'S HARD TO BE AERODYNAMIC WHEN YOU'RE DRAGGING THIS WAGON.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES.
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S
USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I
RETURN EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES AND I WAS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE --I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY, SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS
WOULDN'T MIND, I'D JUST LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW.
I APPRECIATE IT. [ CHEERS ] THE BEST AUDIENCE IN THE
BUSINESS JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE
* [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE
A "MONA LISA." I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S HAPPY OR UPSET.
>> Steve: HE'S AN ENIGMA >> Jimmy: MYSTIC, MYSTIC SMILE >> Steve: MMM.
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU "ETERNALS," OR AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU,
"DESIGNER 'POWER RANGERS.' [ APPLAUSE ] *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, JACK-O-LANTERN FOR ALWAYS BEING WAY SCARIER THE FIRST WEEK OF
NOVEMBER THAN YOU EVER WERE ON HALLOWEEN. "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING
GET IT OFF GET IT YOU TAKE IT OFF THE PORCH!
I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT." >> Steve: GET A DUST PAN >> Jimmy: GET A SHOVEL
SOMETHING, MAN * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU,
McDONALD'S, SELLING A McRIB N.F.T. COMBINING A MYSTERIOUS OBJECT
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WITH A MYSTERIOUS OBJECT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SO META. *
THANK YOU, ADELE'S NEW SONG "I DRINK WINE --" [ CHEERS FOR FINALLY GIVING MILLENNIALS
THERE VERY OWN "MARGARITAVILLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
IT'S OUR ANTHEM! COME ON! IT'S OUR ANTHEM!
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU STAPLE REMOVERS FOR LOOKING LIKE THE
RATTLESNAKES OF OFFICE DEPOT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU LEAF PEEPING FOR BASICALLY BEING BIRD WATCHING FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE TERRIBLE AT FINDING BIRDS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LEAF PEEPER.
SURE, IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. COME ON. *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MICROWAVE "ADD 30 SECONDS BUTTON" -- [ LAUGHTER ]
FOR RENDERING EVERY OTHER BUTTON ON MY MICROWAVE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY
OBSOLETE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE POP, POP, POP, POP, POP
POPCORN! 30 MINUTES >> Steve: POP, POP, POP, POP,
POPCORN! >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M LIKE WHEN I GO GAMBLING
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: JIMMY POPCORN HERE >> Steve: EVERY TIME YOU'RE AT
THE CRAPS TABLE YOU JUST YELL, "POPCORN!" >> Jimmy: YEAH I GO --
"POPCORN!" POPCORN! >> Steve: I LOVE VEGAS
I'LL GO THERE NEXT TIME AND I'LL DO, "POPCORN. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Steve: I'M GOING TO VEGAS - >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GO.
>> Steve: OKAY >> Jimmy: NOT BEFORE >> Steve: NOT BEFORE
>> Jimmy: WAIT UNTIL YOU GO. THEN TELL ME AFTER, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
>> Steve: SO WHEN I'M THERE I SHOULD TELL YOU. >> Jimmy: UH-UH.
WHEN YOU COME BACK HOME. I'LL WAIT FOR IT >> Steve: YOU GOT IT
DON'T WORRY. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. >> Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT
>> Steve: FOR ME TO GO TO VEGAS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT NOW >> Steve: WHY?
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO DO? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO DO THIS BIT
I'M GOING TO FINISH THIS BIT >> Steve: OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WERE DOING A BIT
I DID NOT REALIZE IT ZIP, ZIP SHUTTING IT UP
GO FOR IT. DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT IT >> Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IT'S HUMOR THE PEOPLE -- THE PEOPLE ENJOY
IT GOT TO SHOW SOME RESPECT >> Jimmy: RESPECT.
>> Steve: YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW IT THE RESPECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU GETTING INTO A CAR WHILE HOLDING A
A PIZZA BOX FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING A GAME OF HUMAN TETRIS
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: POPCORN! OH
WAIT, THIS IS THE LAST ONE >> Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TWO-DOOR REFRIGERATOR FOR MAKING IT LOOK
LIKE MY CONDIMENTS ARE FLASHING ME THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY
THOSE ARE MY "THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KIERAN CULKIN!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT STARS IN "SUCCESSION." WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO
YOU CAN CATCH HIM TOMORROW NIGHT HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MUSICAL GUEST
ED SHEERAN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME KIERAN CULKIN!
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. COME ON, BUD
>> IT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: IT'S CRAZY IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. OBVIOUSLY THE AUDIENCE LOVES
YOU. YOU GOT A BIG STANDING O, MAN. I DIDN'T EVEN GET A STANDING O
WHEN I CAME -- [ CHEERS ] >> THERE'S LIKE A SIGN THAT
SAYS STAND UP, RIGHT >> Jimmy: NO, WE DON'T HAVE A STAND UP SIGN.
>> NO, OKAY. JUST AND APPLAUSE SIGN >> Jimmy: TRUST ME, FOR THE
MONOLOGUE THEY DIDN'T STAND UP - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I SAW IT. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE HOSTING -- YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU ARE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" TOMORROW >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING >> IT'S CRAZY. YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S ABSOLUTELY
INSANE >> Jimmy: BUT -- YEAH. THANK YOU FOR COMING DOWN.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME IT'S LIKE -- IT'S BEEN A DREAM OF MINE.
AND IT IS JUST SURREAL AND EVERYONE SAYS LIKE, YOU KNOW, JUST TRY TO CAPTURE
MOMENTS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT JUST MOVES SO FAST >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I CAN'T REALLY EVEN DO THAT BECAUSE THERE'S JUST SO MUCH WORK TO BE DONE
LIKE WE DID THE TABLE READ AND THERE WAS LIKE 38 SCRIPTS, AND I GET ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH --
>> Jimmy: IT IS SO MUCH WORK, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT? AT THE END -
I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE AT THE END OF THE WHOLE SHOW WHEN THE BAND IS PLAYING THE GOOD NIGHTS -
>> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY -- YOU ARE JUST HUGGING AND SAYING
GOOD-BYE YOU'RE SAYING, THAT SHOW IS IN THE CAN.
IT'S LIVE. SO IT'S JUST AWESOME IT FEELS GREAT AND YOU ARE
LIKE, PHEW ALL THAT WORK -- >> IT'S A NICE MOMENT.
>> Jimmy: THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," MY FRIEND
>> NO. >> Jimmy: I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH HERE.
SOME CRACK RESEARCH. LOOK AT YOU. YOU WERE HERE WITH DANA CARVEY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS 1991 >> THAT'S ME
>> Jimmy: AND WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THIS? >> I ACTUALLY REMEMBER QUITE A
A LOT FROM THAT. I MEAN -- BY THE WAY, IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO ALMOST TO THE DAY
I HAD TO LOOK IT UP. MY BROTHER HOSTED IN NOVEMBER OF '91
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT'S CRAZY. BUT I REMEMBER, LIKE -- DURING,
LIKE, REHEARSAL DAY BEING ON THE STAGE AND I WAS WITH MY MOM AND KEVIN NEALON WALKS BY AND
SHE GRABS HIM AND GOES, "OH HEY, YOU'RE GREAT. OH, BY THE WAY, YOU'RE MY SON'S
FAVORITE." AND HE GOES, "OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAT'S NICE TO HEAR. AND I WENT, "MOM --" 'CAUSE I'M NINE.
KIDS DON'T HAVE A FILTER I WENT "MOM, I TOLD YOU. HE'S MY SECOND FAVORITE.
DANA CARVEY IS MY FAVORITE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
YOU SAID THAT TO KEVIN, YEAH >> I DID AND HE -- I REMEMBER LIKE
ACTUALLY SEEING HIM LIKE TAKE THIS LITTLE TINY DAGGER AND GO LIKE "WELL, STILL VERY NICE TO
MEET YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S A FUNNY DUDE,
TOO. YEAH, YEAH >> YEAH, HE'S GOOD
HE PICKED ME UP AT THE END OF THE SHOW >> Jimmy: DID HE REALLY.
>> YEAH, I THINK I ASKED HIM TO DO IT. I HOPE SO.
[ LAUGHTER ] I HOPE I GAVE HIM PERMISSION >> Jimmy: YOU DID.
YEAH, YEAH LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE WEEKS AWAY
FROM HAVING YOUR FIRST CHILD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU HAVE TWO
CHILDREN CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU
WE HAVE TWO KIDS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, IT'S NUTS.
LIFE IS NUTS >> Jimmy: LIFE IS -- LIFE MOVES FAST, AS YOU WERE SAYING
BUT DO YOU SEE A DIFFERENCE HAVING TWO CHILDREN AS OPPOSED TO ONE
>> WELL -- YEAH. YEAH SO -- BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I'VE HAD FRIENDS SAY, LIKE, "BY THE WAY, HAVING TWO KIDS IS NOT TWICE AS HARD.
IT'S EXPONENTIALLY WAY HARDER. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND THAT TO BE
THE CASE SORT OF LIKE THE FIRST KID CHANGES YOUR LIFE ENTIRELY AND
THE SECOND KID IS JUST MORE OF THE SAME >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO, IT'S KIND OF THAT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE MADNESS.
>> YEAH, WE'RE SORT OF ALREADY IN IT. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ON YOUR
SHOW LAST, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE WHO WAS PREGNANT AND IT WAS A LITTLE BIT ODD
BECAUSE MY WIFE PRETTY OPENLY HATES CHILDREN [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE DOESN'T LIKE OTHER KIDS, BABIES >> Jimmy: THAT'S A PROBLEM,
YEAH >> SHE JUST DOESN'T LIKE THEM. [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE'S LIKE, "I HOPE I LIKE MY KID. I'M LIKE, "I'M SURE YOU WILL,
HONEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SHE DID
SHE -- BY THE WAY -- SO, NOW WE'RE TWO KIDS IN. SHE STILL DOESN'T LIKE KIDS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE LOVES YOUR KIDS. >> SHE LOVES OUR KIDS.
AND SHE LIKES, YOU KNOW, GOOD KIDS THEY'RE A THING, MAN
THERE'S GOOD KIDS AND THERE'S BAD KIDS IT EXISTS.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH OH, IT'S REAL. >> YOU CAN TELL, LIKE RIGHT
AWAY LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF, YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT KID SUCKS.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT KID IS GOING TO BE SOMEONE AWFUL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO FUNNY >> THERE WAS -- AND SHE HAS,
LIKE -- SHE HAS SUCH A -- TEMPER FOR LIKE TERRIBLE KIDS. THERE IS THIS ONE KID WHO -- MY
DAUGHTER WAS ABOUT ONE -- ALMOST ONE SHE WAS JUST LEARNING TO WALK.
AND YOU KNOW, LIKE, AT THAT AGE -- YOU HAVE KIDS >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> LIKE, WHEN THEY'RE JUST LEARNING TO WALK, THEY KIND OF LIKE THOSE THINGS THAT YOU GRAB
HOLD TO AND HAVE WHEELS SO IT KIND OF HELPS THEM - >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> LEARN TO WALK SO SHE WAS JUST KIND OF UNSTEADY ON HER FEET
AND SHE WENT TO THIS OTHER KID AT THE PLAYGROUND WITH -- IT WAS LIKE A TRUCK OR SOMETHING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE KID WAS ABOUT LIKE THREE AND A HALF -- SOMETHING LIKE
THAT AND SHE GRABS HIS TRUCK. THE KID CAME UP AND GOES, "NO.
AND TOOK THE HANDS OFF AND HE PUSHED MY DAUGHTER TO THE GROUND
AND MY WIFE DIDN'T SEE THIS. I SAW IT SO I GOT ANGRY AND I RAN OVER.
AND SHE'S CRYING AND I'M HOLDING HER. I'M TRYING TO, LIKE, KEEP MY
COMPOSURE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW -- I'M TRYING TO REASON WITH A THREE-YEAR-OLD
>> Jimmy: THREE-YEAR-OLD YEAH, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SO, I'M TRYING TO TELL HIM, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. AND HE GOES, "I DON'T WANT HER
TOUCHING MY THING. AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THAT DOESN'T MATTER
YOU DON'T PUSH PEOPLE. AND HE GOES, "I DON'T WANT HER TOUCHING --"
AND THEN I START GOING, "OH, YEAH LOOK AT ME
I'M TOUCHING YOUR TRUCK. WANT TO PUSH ME? >> Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> PUSH ME >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND
>> AND THEN I SEE MY WIFE COMING OVER AND I THINK SHE'S GOING TO BE THE VOICE OF
REASON, RIGHT? LIKE, I'M THINKING SHE'S GOING TO CALM ME DOWN IN THE MOMENT.
I SEE HER WALKING, SHE'S GOING TO CALM ME DOWN. INSTEAD SHE GOES TO THIS POOR
LITTLE KID SHE PICKS UP HIS TRUCK SHE MOVES IT LIKE FIVE FEET
FROM HIM SHE GOES, "YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU [ BLEEP ] OFF.
[ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. I KNOW I CAN'T SAY THAT ON YOUR
SHOW >> Jimmy: IT'S TOTALLY FINE. >> YEAH.
SORRY. LONG STORY SHORT >> Jimmy: THE KIDS ARE
FANTASTIC. YEAH, YOU LOVE THEM. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
"SUCCESSION. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S A THING, YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY
A THING. RENEWED FOR A FOURTH SEASON. CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
YOU PLAY ROMAN >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I HEARD THAT YOU
ORIGINALLY READ FOR A DIFFERENT PART >> THEY WANTED ME TO READ FOR
COUSIN GREG. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH.
WHICH I JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT FOR. >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK -- THEY
MADE THE RIGHT CALL BY HAVING YOU DO ROMAN >> YEAH, WELL I MEAN -- THEY
ASKED ME TO READ FOR GREG. I KNEW I WAS WRONG AND I KIND OF --
NORMALLY IN ANY OTHER SCRIPT, I WOULD BE LIKE, "OKAY I'M NOT RIGHT FOR THE PART
I'M GOING TO CLOSE IT. I'M NOT GOING TO CONTINUE READING ON."
BUT I JUST KIND OF LIKED THE SCRIPT SO I READ ON
I WAS LIKE, "OH, THERE'S THIS GUY. WHOSE FIRST LINE IS SOMETHING I
CAN'T SAY ON YOUR SHOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, YOU ALREADY DID.
>> I ALREADY DID [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT.
>> YEAH, WELL, HE SAYS, "HEY, HEY [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
>> AND I THOUGHT, "WELL -- [ LAUGHTER ] "I KIND OF LIKE THIS GUY
I LIKE THE WAY HE TALKS. I CAN DO THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I'M GOING TO DO IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION RIGHT NOW. GETTING BLEEPED.
>> Jimmy: YOU NAILED IT. YOU'RE SO GREAT IN THIS SHOW >> I ASKED
I WAS LIKE, "CAN I AUDITION FOR ROMAN? AND THEY WERE -- THE RESPONSE
BACK WAS WE'RE NOT AUDITIONING FOR THAT PART YET. BUT I JUST SORT OF PUT MYSELF
ON TAPE ANYWAY AND SENT IT IN. I WAS LIKE, "HERE'S THREE SCENES IF YOU WANT TO --
YEAH, AND NICK BRAUN IS FANTASTIC AS COUSIN GREG >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, AS WELL AS
THE WHOLE CAST >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC
THE THING IS GREAT BECAUSE -- THERE IS CERTAIN PEOPLE YOU LOVE, BUT THEY'RE ALL BAD KIND
OF >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IN KIND OF A WEIRD
WAY. >> YEAH, BUT THAT'S OKAY LIKE, I LIKE WATCHING TV SHOWS
WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE TERRIBLE PART OF ME THAT FEELS LIKE
MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING THERE, LIKE MAYBE THEY WON'T BE TERRIBLE
I FIND MYSELF ROOTING FOR TOM WAMBSGANS. LIKE, I FIND MYSELF LIKE GOING
LIKE, "I REALLY WANT HIM TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF AND BE LIKE A REALLY GOOD GUY."
AND THEN THE NEXT SCENE HE'S USING A HUMAN FOOT STOOL [ LAUGHTER ]
MAYBE HE'S JUST AWFUL. >> Jimmy: YEAH - >> WHY AM I ROOTING FOR THIS
GUY? >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP
HERE'S KIERAN CULKIN IN "SUCCESSION. TAKE A LOOK.
WELL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT OVER LUNCH, MAYBE
>> NOT TODAY, ROMAN. I HAVE A DATE. >> [ BLEEP ] OFF
WITH WHO MONTGOMERY CLIFF THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST?
>> LORI. >> WHO >> LORI.
HE'S EX-D.O.J. HE WORKED THE ARTHUR ANDERSON PROSECUTION.
I WANT TO SEE IF THERE IS A BACK CHANNEL THERE >> LORI?
AND YOU SAID HE WANTS TO BACK CHANNEL YOU IN THE PARKING LOT OR -
>> YEAH. SO THE THING IS I'M DATING I AM DATING, AND THAT NEEDS TO
BE UNDERSTOOD. >> OKAY. I GET IT
YEAH, YEAH YOU'RE DRAWING A LINE. OR OTHERWISE, YOU KNOW, LORI
WILL KNOCK MY JOLLY OLD BLOCK OFF IF HE CAN FIND HIS SWORD STICK AND FIRE UP HIS MOTORIZED
BATH CHAIR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON.
"SUCCESSION" AIRS SUNDAY NIGHTS ON HBO WHEN WE COME BACK, I'M
CHALLENGING KIERAN TO A GAME OF WHO SAID IT, "SUCCESSION" EDITION.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE I'M HANGING OUT WITH
KIERAN CULKIN NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KIERAN, THE BIG THING THAT FANS
LOVE ABOUT "SUCCESSION" IS THE ALL OF THE ICONIC QUOTES, INSULTS, AND ONE LINERS FROM
YOU AND YOUR CAST MATES. SO WE WANT TO PUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IN A GAME
CALLED "WHO SAID IT?
TELL ME WHO SAID I
YEAH * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. I'M GOING TO READ YOU REAL QUOTES FROM "SUCCESSION.
COULD BE ANY CHARACTER FROM ANY SEASON AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHO
SAID IT. SOUND OKAY HERE WE GO
QUOTE IS, "THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO GET YOUR CONSCIENCE OUT AND SHOUT, 'HEY, LOOK AT ME.
I CANNOT TELL A LIE. I'M A GOOD LITTLE BOY. LOOK AT MY DING-DONG.'
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, THAT'S GOOD JERRY?
NO, WHO IS IT. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT
THIS ISN'T TIME TO GET YOUR CONSCIENCE OUT AND SHOUT, "HEY,
LOOK AT ME I CANNOT TELL A LIE. I'M A GOOD LITTLE BOY.
LOOK AT MY DING-DONG." >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO [ DING ]
THAT IS -- IT IS JERRY [ APPLAUSE ] *
THAT IS CORRECT. OKAY HERE'S THIS QUOTE.
"YOU DON'T HEAR MUCH ABOUT SYPHILIS THESE DAYS, VERY MUCH THE MYSPACE OF STDs.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, WOW THAT'S TOUGH
WOW. THAT'S GOOD. HUGO
I DON'T KNOW >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT
MUCH ABOUT SIPHILIS THESE DAYS, PRETTY MUCH THE MYSPACE OF
STDs [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD DELIVERY
[ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ] THAT WAS TOM
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
HERE'S A QUOTE HERE. "WHAT IF YOUR TOENAILS ARE NOT ALL THAT AESTHETICALLY
PLEASING?" >> IS THERE MORE >> Jimmy: NO
>> NO, THAT'S COUSIN GREG. >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE.
THINGS, MAN. TEAK DECK? NO SHOES
>> AND WHAT IF -- WHAT IF YOUR TOENAILS ARE NOT ALL THAT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING
[ DING ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD DELIVERY
>> YEAH. HE'S HILARIOUS >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS
QUOTE. READY? "BAD TWEET
BAD TWEET. BAD TWEET. >> I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE -- I
FEEL LIKE A CAR FULL OF PEOPLE BUT, YEAH, LET'S GO WITH KENDALL.
I GOT IT I GOT IT
BAD TWEET. BAD TWEET.
>> HE'S NOT A HERO [ DING ] >> I WATCH THE SHOW.
>> Jimmy: CORRECT! CORRECT. >> I WATCH IT.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WHO SAID "YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T LIKE YOU
BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO AND DAD WANTS TO FIRE YOU. WHOO-HOO, WHOO-HOO
" YEAH, LET'S EE RIGHT HERE.
LIKE YOU
BOO-HOO, BOO-HOO * * DADDY WANTS TO FIRE YOU WHOO-HOO WHOO-HOO *
[ DING ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CORRECT. KIERAN CULKIN, EVERYBODY "SUCCESSION" AIRS SUNDAY NIGHTS
ON HBO YOU CAN CHECK KIERAN OUT TOMORROW NIGHT ON "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE" WITH ED SHEERAN. CONGRATULATIONS! MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK, EVERYBODY BREAK A LEG! *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ACTOR, HOST, AND DRAG ENTERTAINER WHO YOU KNOW FROM
"RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE" AND "A STAR IS BORN." NOW YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE EMMY
NOMINATED HBO SERIES "WE'RE HERE," WHICH AIRS MONDAYS AT 9:00 P.M
PLEASE WELCOME D.J. PIERCE, BEST KNOWN AS SHANGELA
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
AND I LOVE THAT POP. >> OH, THE POP OH, BABY, I CAN TEACH YOU THE
POP. HERE LOOK AT THIS. THAT'S FOR YOU, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> YES, YOU KNOW I'M SHANGELA. I COME WITH GIFTS, BABY.
ALL RIGHT. NOW LOOK IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS, I
TAUGHT THIS TO THE VICE PRESIDENT AS WELL, KAMALA HARRIS, VICE PRESIDENT.
YES, INDEED. SO, IT GOES LIKE THIS. JUST LIKE THAT
HOLD WITH THE THUMB, RELEASE WITH THE FORE. YOU READY?
>> Jimmy: OKAY HOLD WITH THE THUMB, RELEASE WITH THE FORE.
>> I BELIEVE UNTIL YOU >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER POPPED. A FAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'VE NEVER DONE THIS >> YES, YES.
HA * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT WAS LOVELY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? >> Jimmy: NO
>> YOU KOW, THAT WAS LOVELY, BUT I'M SHANGELA I'M A COACH.
I'M A MENTOR I'M A PROFESSIONAL >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> AND I STRIVE FOR THE BEST WITH YOU >> Jimmy: THAT WAS NOT THE
BEST >> BUT YOU CAN GET THERE SO, HERE WE GO
I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT FEVER, FIRE, AND FEROCIOUS FIERCENESS ARE YOU READY?
>> Jimmy: YES. >> GRAB -- THERE YOU GO. AND RELEASE --
I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT SOME GUSTO, JIMMY OH, OH, JIMMY.
OKAY, HERE WE GO LOOK, BABY HOLD, AND RELEASE WITH THE
FORE YOU GOT IT READY?
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> ONE, TWO, THREE [ DRUM ROLL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YES
>> Jimmy: LET ME TRY READY? HERE WE GO
>> AND ONE, TWO, THREE [ DRUM ROLL YES!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THAT WAS BETTER.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, BY THE WAY. I'M JUST HAPPY
I JUST WANT TO CLARIFY SOMETHING BEFORE WE CONTINUE THE INTERVIEW.
>> YES, I'M A MAN AND ALL THIS >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I KNOW THAT
NOT THAT QUESTION. NOT THAT QUESTION. I WANT TO KNOW -
YOU ARE NOT A DEEJAY >> NO. OH, THANK YOU, I MUST CLARIFY
THAT AS WELL BECAUSE -- I SAY D.J. BECAUSE MY MOM -- HI MOM, HI GRANDGELA,
HI FAM [ LAUGHTER ] MY MOM NAMED ME D.J., DARIUS
JEREMY OKAY PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M AN ACTUAL
DEEJAY., BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT TALENT HOWEVER, YOU KNOW, IF THEY PAY
ME ENOUGH, I'LL GET BEHIND A A KEYBOARD, A LAPTOP, AND PUSH SOME BUTTONS
I'LL BE THE PARIS HILTON OF DRAG YES.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN GET BACK THERE AND PRESS SOME BUTTONS BUT, YEAH, YOU ARE NOT A DEEJAY
SO, NO, DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DEEJAY SOME GIG >> NO, OUT OF DRAG, MY NAME IS
D.J. IN DRAG, SHANGELA THE D.J. [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM "RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE." BUT, YOU DIDN'T REALLY LAST
THAT LONG THE FIRST -- YOU WERE ON ONE EPISODE. >> THAT IS TRUE.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU DID A GENIUS MOVE CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE
WHAT YOU DID >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I AM A WORKING GIRL, A PROFESSIONAL
AND I'VE BEEN A PART OF THE "RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE" FAMILY FOR YEARS.
I'VE BEEN THERE A NUMBER OF TIMES. MY FIRST TIME THERE, SEASON
TWO, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WIN. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I GO IN ANY
ROOM THINKING, "OH, BABY, I'M ABOUT TO TURN THE PARTY. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, I WAS THE FIRST ONE VOTED OUT. I HAD ONLY BEEN DOING DRAG FOR
FIVE MONTHS, AND I REMEMBER GETTING TO THE HOUSE AND THINKING, "I QUIT MY JOB FOR
THIS WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? BUT I HAD TO GET UP OUT OF THAT
MOMENT AND GO TO WORK. AND WHAT I DID IS I STARTED CALLING DIFFERENT CLUBS AND
BOOKING MYSELF BECAUSE WE HAD A TIME, LIKE THREE MONTHS, BETWEEN THE TIME
THEY ANNOUNCED YOU WERE ON THE SHOW TO WHEN YOU ACTUALLY, LIKE, APPEARED ON THE SHOW
SO, I STARTED CALLING CLUBS SAYING, "UH, HELLO --" THAT'S MY MAN VOICE, OKAY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS LIKE MY SHANGELA VOICE TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "YOU REALLY NEED TO BOOK SHANGELA.
SHE IS FABULOUS. AND SO I WOULD GET THEM IN THE CONTRACT TO HAVE MY BOOKING.
SO WHEN THE SHOW CAME OUT, THEY SAID, "YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE OUT.
I SAID, "BABY, DON'T WORRY I'M A REPEAT CUSTOMER KIND OF GIRL."
AND I WENT IN AND TURNED THE PARTY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO, YOU BOOKED
YOURSELF - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I THINK IT'S BRILLIANT
YOU BOOK YOUR SHOW BEFORE PEOPLE EVEN SAW YOU ON THE SHOW
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO KNOW SHANGELA." >> OH, YEAH.
I WAS BOOKING MYSELF YOU KNOW, I WENT TO S.M.U. IN DALLAS
I WAS ALSO WRITING MY OWN PRESS RELEASES AT THE TIME I WAS A ONE STOP SHOP KIND OF
DIVA >> Jimmy: NOW LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
I MEAN, YOU'VE DONE THINGS WITH LADY GAGA, WITH ARIANA GRANDE. I HEARD THAT YOU ONCE PERFORMED
AS BEYONCE FOR BEYONCE >> TRUE STORY. AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YES, BABY, THE DOLLS THE DIVAS.
I LOVE LADY GAGA I LOVE ARIANA. AND BEYONCE, IS LIKE, MY DOLL,
MY DUCHESS, MY IDOL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE WAS THE FIRST NUMBER I EVER
PERFORMED IN 2009 WHEN I FIRST STARTED DRAG SO, WHEN SHE WAS BEING HONORED
AT THE GLAD AWARDS, IN 2 2019, THEY ASKED ME. THEY SAID, "SHANGELA, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO PERFORM A NUMBER FOR BEYONCE? I SAID, "NO, I WOULD LIKE TO
PERFORM NINE NUMBERS FOR HER, PLEASE." A MEDLEY
>> Jimmy: EXACTLY. >> YES, AND I DID. I REMEMBER SEEING AT THE END,
SHE AND JAY-Z BOTH GAVE ME A A STANDING OVATION AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: AND DID YOU GET TO MEET THEM AT ALL
>> MEET BEYONCE? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> OH, BABY.
I WASN'T LEAVING THAT BUILDING UNTIL I DID. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, SHE WAS SO KIND SHE WAS LIKE, "YES, I WOULD
LOVE TO MEET YOU." SO, THEY TOOK ME TO, LIKE, THIS ROOM WHERE SHE WAS MEETING
PEOPLE AND I WAS STANDING THERE, YOU KNOW, DRESSED AS BEYONCE
STANDING THERE AND I LOOK UP AND I'M STANDING NEXT TO JAY-Z.
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I'M NEXT TO JAY-Z. I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING COOL."
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BE INVITED TO THE HOUSE TO KICK IT
YOU KNOW I WANTED HIM TO KNOW I'M COOL. SO, I WAS LIKE, "SO, YOU'RE
FROM NEW YORK, RIGHT?" AND HE GOES, "YO, BROOKLYN, COME ON, MAN."
I WAS LIKE, "YES, BROOKLYN THAT'S RIGHT I'M FROM PARIS, TEXAS.
YEAH, HE DIDN'T LAUGH AT MY JOKE [ LAUGHTER ]
HE WAS REALLY SWEET. AND THEN I WENT OVER TO MEET BEYONCE.
AND SHE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S THE QUEEN BEE. OKAY
SHE JUST GLOWS I WAS LIKE, "WHERE IS THE LIGHT COMING FROM?
BUT IT WAS JUST HER. SHE WAS GLOWING. AND, HONESTLY, SHE WAS SO KIND
SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU WERE SO GOOD." I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE SO GOOD.
LIKE SHE WAS AMAZING >> Jimmy: JUST REPEATING HER WORDS BACK TO HER.
>> I LITERALLY WAS ERUPTING EVERYTHING SHE SAID BACK TO HER.
I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY, BUT I LOVE HER. >> Jimmy: YOU ARE GLOWING, AND
YOU GLOW WHEN YOU SEE "WE'RE HERE," I LOVED IT SO MUCH
NOT ONLY ARE YOU FUNNY IN IT, BUT IT IS SO COOL. IT'S SO POSITIVE, AND IT'S
EMOTIONAL. LIKE, I NEED A FAN WHEN I WATCH THIS
WHEN I WATCH YOU [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU EITHER NEED A FAN, OR
YOU NEED A KLEENEX YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I KEEP A A KLEENEX SOMEWHERE NEAR MY
[ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: YEP. >> JUST IN CASE, HONEY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO THE SHOW, "WE'RE HERE," I LOVE TO TELL PEOPLE -- YOU
DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YOU? >> Jimmy: NO THAT WAS A GOOD
ONE. THANK YOU. OH, MY GOSH.
I APPRECIATE IT. >> THAT'S A [ BLEEP ] TISSUE FOR JIMMY.
YES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT IT'S
CALLED I LOVE IT. I'M PUTTING THIS IN A FRAME.
>> WONDERFUL BUT, YOU KNOW, OUR SHOW -- I'M SO HAPPY TO HOST THIS WITH MY
FRIENDS, BOB THE DRAG QUEEN AND EUREKA THE SHOW IS EDUCATIONAL FOR
THOSE WHO AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH THE STRUGGLES, AND ALSO THE TRIUMPHS OF THE QUEER
COMMUNITY. BUT ALSO THE SHOW IS EMOTIONAL, AS YOU SAID, AND ENTERTAINING.
SO, BABY, IT'S SOME OF THE BEST DRAG ON TV AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A PART
OF THE LGBTQI+ COMMUNITY TO KNOW THAT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE DESERVE TO SEE
BECAUSE WE ALL NEED TO BE -- YOU KNOW, WE NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING.
AND THIS SHOW MAKES YOU FEEL SOMETHING FOR SURE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SHANGELA IN THIS
MONDAY'S EPISODE OF "WE'RE HERE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> BEFORE YOU SPEAK OUT FOR ANYBODY ELSE YOU GOT TO WORK
HERE THERE IS A WAY TO BE HAPPY EVEN IF IT DOESN'T COME IN THE
DREAMS TO GET A CALL FROM EVERYBODY IN OUR FAMILY SAYING, "WE LOVE YOU
WE WERE WRONG. WE APOLOGIZE WE'RE SORRY.
THAT'D BE BEAUTIFUL. BUT IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN. SO, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
CHANGE WHAT YOU THINK HAPPINESS IS, OKAY CASE REALLY NEEDS TO CELEBRATE
WHO HE HAS BECOME. I'M LIVING AS OUT PROUD AS A A MUSLIM TUNISIAN GAY MAN.
I WANT HIM TO BE ABLE TO SAY, "IT'S OKAY TO BE ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: D.J. SHANGELA PIERCE, EVERYBODY. "WE'RE HERE" AIRS MONDAYS AT
9:00 P.M. ON HBO CAN YOU GIVE ME A HALLELOO >> OH, BABY, YOU CAN ALWAYS GET
A HALLELOO >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT >> HALLELOO.
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM CAMILO AND EVALUNA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: HE IS THE MOST
NOMINATED ARTIST AT THIS YEAR'S LATIN GRAMMY AWARDS. HERE WITH THE TV DEBUT OF THEIR
NEW SONG "INDIGO," PLEASE WELCOME CAMILO AND EVALUNA
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM. CAMILO EVALUNA!
"INDIGO" IS OUT NOW! MY THANKS TO KIERAN CULKIN, D.J. SHANGELA PIERCE, CAMILO
AND EVALUNA. AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA,
PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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