>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ARIANA GRANDE,
ADREIN BRODY MUSICAL GUEST, BLXST FEATURING TY DOLLA $IGN,
THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1544 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT'S THE TYPE OF AUDIENCE YOU WANT RIGHT THERE THAT'S THE TYPE OF ENERGY.
YES. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, EVERYBODY.
PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELVES. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE.
THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE FUN TONIGHT
WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, A WEEK AFTER RENAMING THEIR COMPANY "META," FACEBOOK
HAS LEARNED THERE IS ANOTHER TECH COMPANY CALLED "META," AND THEY WON'T SELL THEIR NAME FOR
LESS THAN $20 MILLION. [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED WHY THEY DIDN'T DO
THEIR RESEARCH, FACEBOOK SAID, "WE DID, WE JUST DID IT ON FACEBOOK."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE NAME "META" IS ALREADY BEING USED
FACEBOOK WAS LIKE, "FINE, IF THAT'S TAKEN, WE'RE JUST GONNA GO WITH OUR BACKUP CHOICE,
TIKTOK!" [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF SOCIAL MEDIA, THIS
WEEK JAY-Z JOINED INSTAGRAM. [ CHEERS ] RACKED UP MORE THAN A MILLION
FOLLOWERS, THEN DELETED HIS ACCOUNT A DAY LATER. [ LAUGHTER ]
HE WAS LIKE, "I DON'T WANNA GET HOOKED, IT'LL BE LIKE ETSY ALL OVER AGAIN."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AFTER 24 HOURS, JAY-Z SAID, "SUNSETS, FOOD, PEOPLE'S
KIDS, I'M GOOD I DON'T NEED TO DO THIS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEP, ALL IT TOOK WAS A DAY FOR JAY-Z TO REALIZE, "I'M A A BILLIONAIRE MARRIED TO
BEYONCE, WHO CARES WHAT ANYONE ELSE IS DOING. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME NEWS FROM WASHINGTON. THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT THEIR DEADLINE FOR THEIR
WORKPLACE VACCINE MANDATE IS JANUARY 4th. IT'S GREAT TIMING.
MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS VACCINATED RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE COVID NEWS I HEARD THAT THERE'S A
A POTENTIALLY FASTER-SPREADING DELTA VARIANT MOVING THROUGH THE U.S. CALLED "DELTA PLUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S BASICALLY THE DELTA VARIANT, BUT IF YOU GET IT, YOU
CAN ALSO STREAM MOVIES AND SHOWS FOR $13 A MONTH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
GOOD DEAL. >> Tariq: EXTRA LEG ROOM [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SOME BIG SPORTS NEWS PACKERS QUARTERBACK AARON RODGERS HAS TESTED
POSITIVE FOR COVID AND IT TURNS OUT HE MAY HAVE LIED ABOUT BEING VACCINATED.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS YUP, HE TOLD REPORTERS HE WAS IMMUNIZED, WHICH SOME PEOPLE
ARE SAYING IS MISLEADING BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY CONFUSING STATEMENT THAT HE'S
MADE ABOUT HIS VACCINE STATUS. FOR EXAMPLE, IN ONE PRESS CONFERENCE HE SAID, "I'D LIKE
TO THINK OF MYSELF AS VACCINE ADJACENT." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: IN ANOTHER PRESS CONFERENCE HE SAID, "IN
A SPIRITUAL SENSE, ARE ANY OF US TRULY VACCINATED? [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, HE CLEARED THINGS UP BY SAYING, "I DIDN'T NOT, NOT, NOT NOT, NOT GET THE SHOT
NOT. [ APPLAUSE ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS
I READ THAT CVS WANTS TO START HIRING DOCTORS SO THEY CAN BECOME A MAJOR HEALTHCARE
SERVICE PROVIDER YEAH INSTEAD OF AN X-RAY, THEY'LL
JUST DRAG YOU ACROSS THE SCANNER AT THE SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ BEEP ] "SORRY, IT DIDN'T GO THROUGH
GET OVER HERE. THAT'S RIGHT CVS WANTS TO HIRE DOCTORS.
IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING BUT EVEN MORE INTERESTING ARE THE QUESTIONS ON THE
APPLICATION TO BECOME A CVS DOCTOR I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
FIRST UP, THERE'S, "WHAT MEDICAL SCHOOL DID YOU FAIL OUT OF?"
[ LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S, "WILL YOU GIVE EXTRA CARE TO ANYONE WITH AN
EXTRACARE CARD?" [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP THERE'S, "DURING THE
HOLIDAYS, HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU HEAR 'I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS' BEFORE GOING
CLINICALLY INSANE? [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THERE'S "ARE YOU
COMFORTABLE USING A CVS RECEIPT AS A TOURNIQUET? OH, THAT'S -
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. THIS WEEKEND, UPS IS LOOKING TO
HIRE MORE THAN 60,000 EMPLOYEES AT ITS ANNUAL "BROWN FRIDAY" EVENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND, OF COURSE - [ LAUGHTER ]
AND OF COURSE, THEY WON'T HIRE ANYONE BECAUSE NOBODY WILL ATTEND AN EVENT CALLED "BROWN
FRIDAY." [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S HOW THE UPS EVENT WORKS
IT STARTS ON FRIDAY, BUT IF YOU SHOW UP THREE DAYS LATE, THE JOB IS YOURS
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY GUYS, TODAY STARBUCKS DEBUTED THEIR FESTIVE NEW DRINK
CALLED THE "ICE SUGAR COOKIE ALMOND MILK LATTE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES GETTING INTO THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT
CHECK OUT THIS NEW AD I JUST SAW FROM DUNKIN DONUTS
>> WE HERE AT DUNKIN ARE SERVING UP SOME WICKED AWESOME NEW HOLIDAY DRINKS
SO COME ON DOWN AND GET SOME FOR YOUR KID BROTHER LIKE OUR NEW CHRISTMAS CLAM
CHOWDERCHINO [ LAUGHTER ] OR HOW ABOUT -- HOT BAKED BEAN
HOT CHOCOLATE. OR MAYBE TRY OUR NEW SAM ADAMS COOLLATTA.
IT'S JUST A STYROFOAM CUP WITH SAM ADAMS. YOU CAN DRINK ON THE TEE
HAPPY FRIGGIN HOLIDAYS FROM DUNKIN WE'RE THINKING ABOUT GETTING
WIFI SOON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, GET THIS.
I SAW THAT A GOAT CHEESE FROM SPAIN JUST BEAT OUT 4,000 OTHER ENTRIES TO WIN FIRST PLACE AT
THE WORLD CHEESE AWARDS. SOUNDS DELICIOUS, BUT I WISH THEY WOULD COME UP WITH
A BETTER NAME THAN THE "GOAT WHIZ." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: GOAT WHIZ. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT THE REAL NAME
YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: YOUR'RE MAKING THAT
UP >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I'M SERIOUS. >> Steve: REALLY
IT WAS GOAT WHIZ >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M REAL SERIOUS.
>> Steve: FANTASTIC. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: FINALLY, A COUPLE IN
NEW ZEALAND UNEARTHED A 17-POUND POTATO THAT THEY THINK IS THE LARGEST EVER.
HERE'S A PHOTO OF IT THIS IS REAL >> Steve: WOW.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT
IF YOU TRY TO MAKE MASHED POTATOES OUT OF THAT THING, IT ACTUALLY FIGHTS BACK
[ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE TAKE A LOOK AT IT AGAIN LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU SEE ON
BROWN FRIDAY HEY, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST STARS
ON THE PLANET AND YOU CAN SEE HER AS A COACH ON "THE VOICE" MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS HERE ON
NBC. ARIANA GRANDE IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YES! THE BEST ARIANA GRANDE.
PLUS, FROM THE NEW MOVIE "THE FRENCH DISPATCH," ADRIEN BRODY IS HERE.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND WE GOT GREAT
MUSIC FROM BLXST FEATURING TY DOLLA $IGN. >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BLXST AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW AN ALL NEW "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." BUT RIGHT NOW GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "GOOD NAME, BAD NAME, GREAT
NAME."
GREAT NAME
YEAH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, WE HAVE
"ONE OF US IS LYING. THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A TV SHOW
IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A LAW FIRM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] A GREAT NAME FOR TINDER.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, THERE'S "ETERNALS." THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A MARVEL
MOVIE. A BAD NAME FOR LEFTOVER GUACAMOLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] GREAT NAME FOR THE LAST ROW OF HOTDOGS AT 7-ELEVEN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOW LONG THEY -- AFTER THAT, WE HAVE "GALAXY OF
SOUNDS." THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD NAME FOR A NEW "STAR WARS" SERIES
A BAD NAME FOR A LIBRARY A GREAT NAME FOR YOUR DAD TRYING TO GET OFF THE COUCH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ COUGH [ GROANS ]
NEXT, THERE IS "HARDEE'S." THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.
BAD NAME FOR A MATTRESS STORE. GREAT NAME FOR A KNOCK-OFF VIAGRA
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH *
>> Jimmy: NEXT UP THERE'S "OOPS, ALL BERRIES." THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR CEREAL.
BAD NAME FOR AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT BASKET [ LAUGHTER ]
A GREAT NAME FOR AN ACCIDENTAL HALLE BERRY FAMILY REUNION [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: OOPS ALL BERRIES? >> Jimmy: YEAH
ACCIDENTAL >> Steve: ACCIDENTAL THEY DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS
HAPPENING? >> Jimmy: NO BUT ALL BERRYS WERE THERE,
YEAH AFTER THAT WE'VE GOT "ICED SUGAR COOKIE ALMOND MILK
LATTE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A NEW
STARBUCKS DRINK. IT'S A BAD NAME FOR A SAFE WORD
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ CYMBAL CRASH ] "ICED SUGAR COOKIE ALMOND
LATTE! [ LAUGHTER ] "ENOUGH, ENOUGH!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> Steve: TOO MANY BERRIES >> Jimmy: AND IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DOG WHEN
NOBODY'S AROUND. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT, THERE'S "JUST BEYOND."
WELL, THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A DISNEY PLUS SHOW IT IS A BAD NAME FOR A FUNERAL
HOME [ LAUGHTER ] GREAT NAME FOR A SMALLER
DEPARTMENT STORE THAT DOESN'T HAVE BED OR BATH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
JUST BEYOND. FINALLY, WE HAVE "ANYTHING GOES."
THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A A MUSICAL. THAT'S A BAD NAME FOR A NUDE
BEACH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A GREAT NAME FOR TJ MAXX.
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THAT'S "GOOD NAME, BAD NAME, GREAT NAME."
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY ARIANA GRANDE IS COMING UP LATER.
BUT FIRST, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
>> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS
TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #MYDREAMAPP, AND I ASKED YOU
GUYS TO SHARE A WEIRD OR FUNNY IDEA THAT YOU HAVE FOR AN APP. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A
A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS.
THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @PDB435 HE SAYS, "AN APP THAT AUTOMATICALLY RESPONDS TO TEXTS
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO REPLY WITH 'HAHAHA' OR 'SOUNDS GOOD.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
SOUND -- SOUNDS GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE IS FROM @REDEYE54034.
HE SAYS, "WAVR, AN APP THAT WILL TELL YOU IF SOMEONE WAVING IN PUBLIC IS WAVING AT YOU OR
THE GUY RIGHT BEHIND YOU." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I LIKE THE WAY HE SPELLED
"WAVR. >> Steve: YEAH, "WAVR. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU HOW YOU SPELL "WAVR" TOO JUST TAKE THE "E" OUT?
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S AN APP. IT'S COOL.
IT'S HIP >> Steve: IT'S COOL, MAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S COOL, MAN >> Steve: WA-VR. WAVR
[ LAUGHTER ] EHRMAGERD. >> Jimmy: IT SHOULD BE W-V-R
WVR. >> Steve: YEAH. WVR. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: YEAH, WITH ALL IN ONE THING. >> Jimmy: DUDE, DID YOU GET
"WVR"? >> Steve: I GOT "WVR." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, I GOT THE WVR. >> Steve: I GOT WVR TOO. SHOOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, HEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? OH, HEY.
HEY. HELLO? [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] "WAVR.
THE NEW META [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @FENCERTONI. SHE SAYS, "HUNGOVERMATES, LIKE
POSTMATES BUT THEY DELIVER A A BLUE GATORADE AND A BACON, EGG AND CHEESE SANDWICH.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S -- I COULD DO THAT.
>> Steve: NOW. >> Jimmy: INVENT THAT IMMEDIATELY.
>> Steve: ONE BUTTON >> Jimmy: THAT IS GENIUS THIS ONE IS FROM @THETIKTOKMAN
>> Steve: @THETIKTOKMAN. GOD BLESS HIM. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "YELP BUT IT
GIVES YOU REVIEWS OF THE PERSON YOU ARE DATING FROM THEIR EXES."
OH, HEY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KYLE HAS ZERO STARS.
>> Steve: OH, HELL NO. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @CXHENDERSON
HE SAYS, "A MOVIE THEATER REWARDS APP THAT DELETES THE REWARD POINTS OF ANYONE WHO
TALKS DURING THE MOVIE." [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH THIS ONE IS FROM @BEATRICERLYNN
SHE SAYS, "AN APP THAT AUTOMATICALLY AGREES TO EVERY TERMS AND CONDITIONS AGREEMENT
ON ALL WEBSITES, SO I NEVER HAVE TO CHECK A TINY BOX AGAIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SIGN ME UP FOR WHATEVER. >> Steve: NAH.
"TAKE MY MONEY." >> Jimmy: "UH, NO WAY I'M GOING TO GET INTO THIS."
>> Steve: "HEY, I GOT TO READ THIS." >> Jimmy: "I READ THE WHOLE
THING. [ LAUGHTER ] A COUPLE POINTS I DON'T AGREE
WITH." 145. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM
@WINKLERPGH. SHE SAYS, "AN APP THAT STARTS BLARING AWARD SHOW 'PLAY-OFF'
MUSIC WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING TO YOU FOR TOO LONG. >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "UH, I JUST STARTED DOING CROSSFIT AND I FEEL
GREAT, YOU KNOW? I JUST -- THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE -- RIGHT NOW IS WHEN I
JUST -- HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING MAN? ALL RIGHT.
HEY, TAKE CARE I WANT TO THANK MY AGENTS, AND, LOLA AND TONY, IT'S TOO LATE
IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME GO TO SLEEP. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] APP IS BROKEN.
>> Steve: IT'S NOT WORKING >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS @LUISABROOKES12.
SHE SAYS, "AN APP THAT REPLACES THE 'THREE DOTS' TEXTING ICON WITH THE PHRASE, 'JUST BECAUSE
THEY'RE TAKING A WHILE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S BAD NEWS.' [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: "OH, NO. WHAT'S GONE WRONG? >> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS FROM
@SCHWAGMUSIC13 >> Steve: "SCHWAG! HE SAYS, "AN APP THAT BLOCKS
OUT ALL MENTIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM FOR THE WEEK WHEN THEY LOSE.
THERE YOU HAVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS" AND CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES. GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ARIANA GRANDE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A MULTI-PLATINUM GRAMMY-WINNING
MUSIC SUPERSTAR. YOU CAN SEE HER AS A COACH ON "THE VOICE" EVERY MONDAY AND
TUESDAY AT 8:00 P.M. ON NBC. PLEASE WELCOME ARIANA GRANDE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* MWAH MWAH
I LOVE YOU >> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I MISS YOU
I MISS NEW YORK. I MISS YOUR FACE, EVEN THOUGH I JUST SAW YOU
>> Jimmy: YEAH WE JUST SAW EACH OTHER YOU DID ME FAVOR
YOU WERE ON MY SHOW, "THAT'S MY JAM," WHICH IS GOING TO AIR AFTER "THE VOICE."
YEAH, IT'S REALLY FUN. IT'S LIKE LITTLE MUSIC MINI GAMES.
>> IT IS VERY FUN. I FELT LIKE I WAS ON ANOTHER PLANET
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'LL SEE IT. BUT, IT'S -- YEAH, YOU WERE
FANTASTIC IN IT. BUT 'CAUSE YOU ALSO JUST -- 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO ACT,
TOO. YOU'LL SEE IT. IT'S FUNNY
BUT SPEAKING OF ACTING, YOU'RE IN A NEW MOVIE COMING OUT NEXT MONTH CALLED "DON'T LOOK UP.
>> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS DIRECTED BY ADAM McKAY
I LOVE ADAM McKAY. IT IS A HUGE CAST. MERYL STREEP,
JENNIFER LAWRENCE, LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, TYLER PERRY, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET,
ARIANA GRANDE, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DO YOU -
>> THERE IT IS >> Jimmy: THERE IT IS, RIGHT THERE.
HOW DO YOU -- HOW DID YOU GET THE PART DID YOU TALK TO McKAY OR DID -
>> SO THIS WAS -- IT WAS SO EXCITING BECAUSE I -- I LOVE ADAM McKAY
I'M SUCH A FAN OF HIS WORK I'M SUCH A COMEDY FAN, AND I ADORE HIM.
AND HE REACHED OUT AND HE SAID, YOU KNOW, "I HAVE THIS ROLE FOR YOU IN MY NEW MOVIE.
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, WELL, HOLD ON, BECAUSE I HAVE TO AUDITION.
I NEED TO EARN THIS. I NEED TO PUT MYSELF ON TAPE WHEN CAN I COME IN FOR IT?
AND HE WAS LIKE, "NO, NO, NO IT'S NOT -- IT'S A TINY THING. IT'S A TINY, QUICK THING."
I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, OKAY. LET ME READ IT I WANT TO MAKE SURE I CAN DO
THIS." AND, SO, I JUST -- I READ IT I LOVED IT
IT'S BRILLIANT I HAVE THIS TINY BUT SUCH A FUN AND INCREDIBLE PART.
I FEEL SO EXCITED THAT I GOT TO BE A PART OF THIS. IT WAS SO COOL
>> Jimmy: WHO DO YOU PLAY? >> I PLAY RILEY BINA, WHO IS THIS ALOOF AND SOMEWHAT UNAWARE
POP STAR WHOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH DJ CHELLO, PLAYED BY THE AMAZING KID CUDI -
THE NEWS ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP FLUCTUATING SORT OF ECLIPSES THE NEWS OF THE
EARTH COMING TO AN END, WHICH IS GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. "DON'T LOOK UP" IS IN SELECT THEATERS DECEMBER 10th AND ON
NETFLIX DECEMBER 24th. CONGRATS ON THAT ARE WE GOING TO SEE MORE ACTING
OF ARIANA IN THE FUTURE? >> I WOULD LOVE THAT I HOPE SO, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WAS JUST TALKING TO A FRIEND OF MINE WHO SAID THAT HE SAW YOU ON BROADWAY IN LIKE,
IS IT "13? IS THAT THE NAME OF A SHOW THAT YOU WERE IN?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES, OH, MY GOD WHO IS THIS FRIEND
THANKS FOR COMING. >> Jimmy: NO, HE SAID, EVEN WATCHING YOU, YOU WERE
PROBABLY 13 WHEN YOU WERE DOING IT HE GOES, "YOU COULD TELL THAT
YOU WERE GOING TO BE A A SUPERSTAR. THEY WERE LIKE, "THAT KID'S GOT
IT." >> OH, MY GOD! WHAT
THANK YOU! THAT'S SO NICE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I FEEL LIKE YOU MADE THIS UP THANK YOU, THOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, I REALLY DIDN'T
I SWEAR, YEAH. I DIDN'T SEE IT. MY FRIEND SAW IT, YEAH
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BUT I WILL SAY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE CAN
SAY, BUT WE HAVE A SPECIAL LITTLE FUN THING FOR EVERYONE THAT'S A SECRET THAT'S GOING TO
COME OUT SOON. >> OH, MY GOD, YES I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS
SECRET IS IT YOUR SKIN CARE ROUTINE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S A A DIFFERENT THING, MY SKIN CARE ROUTINE.
BUT -- >> OH. WOULD YOU LIKE TO WALK THEM
THROUGH THAT OR NO >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T, BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MOST EMBARRASSING
THING EVER >> IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN SORRY. GO AHEAD
WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL THEM IT'S FINE. >> Jimmy: OKAY
YEAH, OKAY, I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. BUT I GUESS WE COULD SHOW TWO
LITTLE THINGS OF THIS SECRET, AND IT'S - IT JUST WANTS TO BRING A LITTLE
JOY TO PEOPLE AND A SMILE TO PEOPLE DURING THE HOLIDAYS, BUT THIS IS ONE PICTURE THAT YOU
TOOK ON SET, A SELFIE. YOU CAN SEE KIND OF WHERE WE'RE KIND OF GOING.
WE NEVER QUITE USED -- DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR BAG? >> I SURE DO
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU BUD, I HAVE MINE, TOO I HAVE MINE, TOO
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I'M GOING TO DO THAT RIGHT AFTER THIS -- OH, COME ON.
I LOVE YOU >> THESE WERE -- THESE WERE FULL OF WINE ON SET.
I WANTED TO POINT THAT OUT >> Jimmy: THEY WERE. THEY'RE NOT -- MINE'S NOT FULL
ANYMORE. >> MINE EITHER [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT WE CAN -- HONESTLY, WE CAN SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF VIDEO FOOTAGE FROM WHAT
WE DID AGAIN, WE CAN'T SAY WHAT IT IS, BUT MAYBE YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT
IF YOU JUST WATCH THIS >> IT'S TOP SECRET, BUT CHECK IT OUT
>> Jimmy: YEAH OKAY, THERE YOU GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT MIGHT GIVE IT AWAY >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY THAT'S IT.
THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THEY DEFINITELY -- I THINK
THAT WAS TOO MUCH. THEY'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO KNOW HOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH NOW THEY'RE GOING TO KNOW. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS.
BUT ANYWAY, YOU'LL SEE REALLY SOON AND IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SMILE FOR THE HOLIDAYS
BUT I WANT TO ASK YOU THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I HEARD THIS STORY
THAT -- BECAUSE I -- HONESTLY, YOU ARE ONE OF THE HARDEST WORKERS I KNOW
AND YOU HAVE A GREAT - >> OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: -- WORK ETHIC.
>> YOU AS WELL >> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN, JUST -- I MEAN, WE DID THAT THING AFTER
WE DID THE OTHER THING AND "THE VOICE. I'M LIKE -
>> AND THEN YOU GOT ON A PLANE TO NEW YORK THAT NIGHT IT WAS CRAZY
>> Jimmy: NO, BUT THIS IS -- I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU NOW. THIS IS YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH. >> Jimmy: I HEARD A STORY THAT
YOU ONCE CALLED NICKELODEON. YOU WERE 4 YEARS OLD AND CALLED NICKELODEON AND SAID, "I WANT
TO BE ON NICKELODEON." >> YES I HAVE THIS WEIRD MANIFESTING
GIFT, I THINK. WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD, I DID 411 AND THEY SAID
"LOCATION" OR WHATEVER AND I WAS LIKE "ORLANDO, FLORIDA.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING? AND I WAS LIKE, "UNIVERSAL
STUDIOS. AND I GOT THROUGH SOMEHOW, LIKE BY SOME MIRACLE I GOT THROUGH.
AND THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, ORLANDO." AND I SAID, "HI, I WOULD LIKE
TO AUDITION TO BE ON 'ALL THAT' OR 'THE AMANDA SHOW. YOUR PICK.
YOU TELL ME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "IT'S TOTALLY UP TO
YOU GUYS." >> "IT'S UP TO YOU, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO WITH ON EITHER/OR, YOUR
PICK." THEY WERE LIKE, "HOW OLD ARE YOU?
AND I WAS LIKE, "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." AND THEY WERE LIKE, "ARE YOUR
PARENTS AROUND?" AND I WAS LIKE, "NO. >> Jimmy: NO
>> AND THEN I THINK SHE HUNG UP AND -- >> Jimmy: BUT YOU GOT YOUR BIG
BREAK NOT TOO LONG AFTER THAT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS
IT'S YOUR FIRST SINGING GIG. YOU WERE 8 YEARS OLD YOU SANG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT
A FLORIDA PANTHERS HOCKEY GAME >> OH, MY GOSH, ARE WE GOING HERE
YES, THAT WAS MY FIRST GIG MY FIRST BIG GIG >> Jimmy: I WANT TO THANK YOUR
MOM FOR GETTING US THIS FOOTAGE. AND BEST TO EVERYONE, BEST TO
NONNA. BEST TO FRANKIE. BUT I WANT TO SHOW THIS.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HERE'S ARIANA GRANDE, 8 YEARS OLD, SINGING THE
NATIONAL ANTHEM. LOOK AT THIS
STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE * * O'ER THE LAND
OF THE FREE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND THE HOM
OF THE BRAVE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT IS A STAR RIGHT
THERE! STILL THAT LITTLE DIMPLE IS SO CUTE
MORE -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE VOICE" WHEN WE COME BACK. MORE WITH ARIANA GRANDE AFTER
THE BREAK. THAT'S HOT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
ARIANA GRANDE IS JOINING US! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AH
WE HAD TALKED ABOUT SO MANY THINGS WE HAVE A SECRET THING COMING
OUT. THAT'S ALL GOOD STUFF. >> THE SECRET THING!
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE VOICE.
LIVE SHOWS START NEXT WEEK >> YES >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR FIRST
SEASON ON THE -- ARE YOU ENJOYING IT SO FAR >> I'M LOVING IT SO MUCH
I LOVE EVERYBODY ON SET. I LOVE THE COACHES I LOVE MY CONTESTANTS.
THEY ARE SO TALENTED I BELIEVE IN THEM SO MUCH. JUST, LIKE I KNOW THIS IS JUST
A STARTING POINT FOR EVERYBODY, AND KNOWING THAT OF COURSE WE WANT THEM TO WIN, OF COURSE.
BUT JUST THE FACT THAT THIS IS HERE AND THE WORLD GETS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM AND TO BE
A PART OF IT IS SO SPECIAL I -- I'M SO THANKFUL TO BE A A PART OF IT AND -
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD COACH. >> IT ALLEVIATES -- THANK YOU.
IT JUST ALLEVIATES SO MUCH PRESSURE KNOWING THAT THIS IS ALREADY HAPPENING AND IT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN FOR THEM YOU KNOW I'M SORRY, I'M JUST SO EXCITED
I'M THEIR STAGE MOTHER I'M THEIR STAGE MOTHER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WILL SAY, I MEAN, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SEASONS.
YOU GUYS GOT TO CHECK IT OUT IT'S REALLY A GREAT SEASON I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT
BUT WHEN WE WERE DOING OUR SECRET PROJECT THING, YOU WERE GOING INTO -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M THINKING WHAT TO CALL IT I KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE
SECRET IT'S SO INSANE BUT YOU -- YOU KEPT GOING --
WHEN YOU WERE GETTING HAIR AND MAKEUP, YOU WERE WATCHING "THE VOICE" -
>> I KNOW! >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU WERE THAT INVESTED AND YOU WERE LIKE,
"DUDE, I HAVE TO - >> I WAS - >> Jimmy: "-- THESE ARE MY
BABIES, MAN. I'M GONNA ROOT FOR THESE GUYS. AND I WAS LIKE -
>> WELL, WE'RE IN A GROUP CHAT WE'RE IN A GROUP CHAT, AND WHEN IT'S HAPPENING LIVE, THEY'RE
ALL TALKING ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING AND HOW EXCITED THEY ARE FOR ONE ANOTHER, AND IT'S
SO SWEET AND SO SUPPORTIVE AND I'M LIKE, "I HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN THIS
I WANT TO WATCH. AND SO I WATCH - >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS HAVE SUCH A
A GOOD CHEMISTRY THOUGH. YOU AND KELLY AND BLAKE AND JOHN, YOU GUYS -- WE ALL HUNG
OUT TOGETHER FOR "THAT'S MY JAM," BUT YOU ALL GOT ALONG WITH EACH OTHER, LIKE, SO WELL
YOU AND BLAKE ARE A TEAM ON OUR SHOW, AND I LOVE THAT COMBO OF -
>> WE SURE ARE >> Jimmy: YEAH BECAUSE IT'S BLAKE AND YOU, AND
IT'S JUST SO CUTE. IT'S JUST PERFECT. YOU'VE DONE COLLABORATIONS WITH
KELLY. YOU'VE DONE WITH JOHN. WOULD YOU -- CAN WE SEE MAYBE
AN ARIANA/BLAKE SHELTON COLLABORATION? >> I MEAN, I WOULD -- I --
PERSONALLY, I WOULD LOVE THAT. I'M A LITTLE BIT SURPRISED THAT HE HASN'T REACHED OUT YET.
[ LAUGHTER ] SORRY, FOR ME TO BE ON THE REMIX OF HIS MOST RECENT SINGLE
TITLED, "WHEN I DIE, I HOPE I COME BACK AS A COUNTRY BOY." I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT I'M A
A PERFECT FIT FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY,
YEAH THAT IS ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA. I'LL PUT A CALL IN TO HIS
AGENT. YEAH, WE'LL TALK WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE -
>> LET ME KNOW >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP OF
ARIANA GRANDE ON "THE VOICE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I AM DRAINED EMOTIONALLY. THOSE PERFORMANCES WERE SO NEXT LEVEL INCREDIBLE
JERSHIKA, YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE EVERYONE IN THE ROOM FEEL WHAT YOU ARE FEELING AT THE SAME
TIME IS SPECIAL. >> THANK YOU >> PARIS, I STARTED WELLING UP
WHILE YOU WERE SINGING, BECAUSE YOUR ABILITY TO STORYTELL AND MOVE EVERYBODY
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WOULD DO HERE AT ALL. CAN WE CHANGE THE RULES OF THE
SHOW JUST THIS ONCE? [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE GOT A PULL.
>> THIS IS MY SHOW >> COME ON >> Jimmy: "THIS IS MY SHOW."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO YOU -- DO YOU GET EMOTIONAL WHEN CONTESTANTS HAVE TO LEAVE
>> I DO. I MEAN, YOU REALLY FORM A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM
WHEN YOU'RE WORKING WITH THEM AND JUST OVER THE COURSE OF THE SHOW AND I -- THEY'RE SO
TALENTED AND I REALLY BELIEVE IN THEM ALL. AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE, THE
THING THAT ALLEVIATES ANY SORT OF STRESS OR PRESSURE IS THE FACT THEY HAVE ALREADY HAD THIS
AMAZING PLATFORM AND OPPORTUNITY FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THEM AND FALL IN LOVE WITH
THEM AND I KNOW THEY'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE SUCH AMAZING MUSIC CAREERS
AND I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS FOR THEM >> Jimmy: ALL THESE PEOPLE,
YEAH, WHEN YOU SEE THEM, AND VOTE FOR THEM AND MAKE ARIANA WIN, PLEASE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> MAKE THEM WIN IT'S THEM.
YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S THEM. THEY WIN
YEAH, I KNOW BUT, LET'S SEE WE TALKED ABOUT THAT SECRET
THING. WE TALKED ABOUT "THE VOICE." >> I FEEL LIKE AN AGENT.
LOOK AT MY LITTLE HEADPHONES I FEEL LIKE A HOLLYWOOD AGENT. >> Jimmy: COULD YOU GET ME A
A PART IN -- YEAH, ON NICKELODEON? >> I'M LIKE, "JIMMY, YOU GOT
THE CALL BACK. THEY LOVED YA. >> Jimmy: "THEY LOVED YA
YOU'RE A LITTLE GREEN. LET'S SEE. DID I MISS -- WE MISS ANYTHING
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN >> Jimmy: OH, WHAT'S GOING ON -
>> OH, YES I HAVE A MAKEUP LINE THAT IS DROPPING ON FRIDAY
NEXT FRIDAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE DOING
EVERYTHING YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE! WAIT, YOU HAVE THE WHOLE MAKEUP
LINE >> YES, BUT IT PALES IN COMPARISON TO YOUR SKIN CARE
ROUTINE THAT I SAW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LOVE YOU, I'M SORRY.
I'LL DROP IT, I'LL DROP IT IT'S A JOKE. IT'S A PART OF THE SECRET
THING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS
SO EMBARRASSING. BUT YOURS IS REAL. YOU HAVE A REAL SKIN CARE --
BEAUTY STUFF COMING OUT. >> YES IT'S HAPPENING
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> WHO DOESN'T
NO, I'M KIDDING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
BUT IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU I'M GOING TO TEXT YOU AFTER
THIS JUST TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU >> PLEASE.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN, AND I MISS BEING THERE IN PERSON AND
I MISS NEW YORK. I LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: I HAD SO MUCH FUN
WITH YOU THAT I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN ARIANA GRANDE IS
THE MOST FUN, COOLEST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU ARIANA GRANDE, EVERYONE!
>> LOVE YOU! >> Jimmy: "THE VOICE" AIRS MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS AT
8:00 P.M. ON NBC ADRIEN BRODY JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND THANK YOU BUD! THANK YOU!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN
ACADEMY-AWARD WINNING ACTOR WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE, "THE FRENCH DISPATCH," WHICH IS
IN THEATERS NOW. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME ADRIEN BRODY
* *
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ADRIEN BRODY RIGHT THERE. LOOK AT THE LOVE FOR
ADRIEN BRODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. >> OH, THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: IT IS -- IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY. >> IT'S LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
>> Jimmy: I -- AND IN PERSON IT'S NOT ON ZOOM >> YES
>> Jimmy: YEAH, DO -- DO -- DO YOU LIKE THE ZOOM? >> ALTHOUGH, ARIANA LOOKED
REALLY BEAUTIFUL ON ZOOM >> Jimmy: YES, I'M - >> ANYWAY --
>> Jimmy: SHE'S JUST GORGEOUS, YEAH >> SHE WAS AMAZING
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU ZOOMING? >> I'VE BEEN ZOOMING A LOT I GUESS IT'S -- IT'S HELPED US
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S HELPED US THROUGH THIS WHOLE CRAZY TIME
I MEAN, I -- >> Jimmy: IT'S A WHILE >> I HAVE A FEW THINGS COMING
OUT. I HAVE BEEN DOING SOME -- SOME PRESS RECENTLY ON ZOOM
AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE ZOOMING FROM HOME, YOU KNOW, SOME OF YOUR HOME LIFE
GETS IN THERE. AND I WAS WORKING FROM MY GIRLFRIEND'S PLACE, AND SHE HAS
TWO LOVELY CHILDREN AND HER 8-YEAR-OLD SON, KIND OF, SNUCK IN THE ROOM AT THE END OF MY
ZOOM INTERVIEW AND THE JOURNALIST WAS SAYING, "WELL, IT'S -- YOU KNOW, YOU
HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR A LONG TIME AND YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST ACADEMY-AWARD WINNER TO WIN AN
ACADEMY AWARD FOR "THE PIANIST. AND I SEE HIM START JUMPING
AROUND AND I SAY, "YES, THANK YOU." AND THEN HE'S FREAKING OUT IN
THE CORNER OF THE ROOM AND THEN WE WRAPPED UP THE INTERVIEW AND HE GOES, "YOUR
PENIS? [ LAUGHTER ] YOUR PENIS
YOU WON AN ACADEMY AWARD FOR YOUR PENIS?! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH NO
>> I SAID, "NO, THAT WASN'T A CATEGORY." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE NOMINATED. YEAH
>> YOU KNOW, IT IS THE YOUNGEST [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ACTUALLY WON THAT'S HILARIOUS
HOW OLD ARE YOU? 20 >> NOW
I WAS 29 >> Jimmy: 29 TO WIN AN ACADEMY -- YOU'RE THE -- AND I
THINK YOU STILL ARE THE YOUNGEST ACTOR TO WIN TO BEST ACTOR.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. THAT'S A GOOD -- >> YEAH, THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT YOU -- WHEN DID YOU KNOW YOU WANTED TO GET
IN -- INTO ACTING? WERE YOU A TEENAGER? >> YEAH, I MEAN, I -- I -- I
LOVE ACTING. BUT I GUESS I -- I STARTED ACTING REALLY YOUNG.
I THINK BEFORE ACTING, I -- I HAD -- I -- REALLY WAS INFATUATED WITH MAGIC.
AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO >> YEAH?
>> Jimmy: I THINK -- YEAH, I - >> DID YOU STUD -- LIKE I STUDIED MAGIC.
AND I -- I - >> Jimmy: I USED TO CHECK OUT BOOKS AT THE LIBRARY
MAGIC BOOKS. >> YEAH. MAGIC BOOKS AND I'D LEARN
ROUTINES AND I'D GO TO TANNEN'S AND -- AND THERE IS A GREAT
MAGIC STORE IN NEW YORK THAT I USED TO GO TO. AND --
>> Jimmy: DID YOU PERFORM? >> TRY AND CON THEM TO SELL ME FLASH PAPER, WHICH IS, LIKE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- SUPER FLAMMABLE AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT, YOU KNOW -- I KNOW, BUT I STARTED AT 6 YEARS OLD
I WAS, LIKE, INFATUATED WITH MAGIC. AND BY THE TIME I WAS 11, I
WAS -- I WAS DOING CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES WHO WERE A LITTLE YOUNGER AND I WAS THE
"AMAZING ADRIEN. >> Jimmy: WOW! [ CHEERS ]
>> AND - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH, FOR 50 BUCKS, I COULD
HAVE DONE THE WHOLE PARTY AND -- >> Jimmy: STARTED WORKING
YOUNG. >> WAS WORKING >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC
DO YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THE TRICKS >> YEAH.
I MEAN, I HAVEN'T DONE MUCH IN A LONG TIME, BUT YEAH. >> Jimmy: COULD YOU DO A TRICK
>> WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING LIKE A -- LIKE A -- >> Jimmy: COULD YOU DO A TRICK
NOW? >> I COULD DO -- I COULD DO, LIKE -- LIKE, A PARTY TRICK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS, LIKE, WHEN I WAS 6 THOUGH
SO I - >> Jimmy: OKAY YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
>> IT'S NOT QUITE GREAT. ARE -- ARE -- ARE YOU GAME I NEED SOME TISSUES OR
SOMETHING, JUST IN CASE YOU OR I START CRYING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TISSUES >> GOOD. ALL RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU WANT THE WHOLE BOX? >> I'LL DO IT.
NO, TISSUES ARE COOL >> Jimmy: ARE WE DOING THE TRICK?
>> YEAH, WE'RE DOING THE TRICK WE'RE DOING THE TRICK. >> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC.
ALL RIGHT, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I'M DOING IT RIGHT. >> SO YOU JUST SETTLE DOWN
RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT? SO - [ LAUGHTER ]
SO REALLY -- YOU KNOW, WE'LL GET SOME - >> Jimmy: I'M GETTING RID OF
THIS >> THE WHOLE BOX OF TISSUES, OKAY
SO - MAGIC MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D GET MAGIC MUSIC, BUT YEAH, THERE
WERE SOME -- >> SO BASICALLY, YOU KNOW -- SO MUCH OF IT IS ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
KEEPING YOUR EYE ON -- ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING. SO IF I PUT THIS IS IN THIS
HAND OR THIS HAND, WHICH HAND WOULD IT BE IN >> Jimmy: BE IN THIS HAND.
>> RIGHT * OR THIS ONE.
I'LL SHOW YOU AGAIN. >> Jimmy: WOW! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT >> WE CAN STOP WE GO -- WE CAN -- WE CAN ONE
UP IT. NOW WE HAVE THREE OF THEM. SO IT'S --
>> Jimmy: THREE. >> IT'S HARD SOMETIMES, BECAUSE IT IS --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN THERE FIRST.
BUT IF YOU PUT IT IN THIS -- THIS ONE OR THIS ONE >> Jimmy: THIS ONE
>> OH. >> Jimmy: YEAH WHAT IS GOING ON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DO I HAVE LIKE THE BRAIN OF A 6-YEAR-OLD
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW? >> NO, I JUST HAVE IT IN THERE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YOU GOT THE THING. YOU PUT IT IN YOUR HAND.
>> EVERYBODY HAS TO KEEP THEIR EYE ON IT, YEAH. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE CAN -- YEAH
EVERYONE -- TURN AND THIS. >> YOU PUT IT IN YOUR HAND AND THEN THIS ONE OR THAT ONE?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY - >> THAT ONE.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, WOW. >> ALL RIGHT YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AH, I STILL GOT IT
I STILL GOT THAT 6-YEAR-OLD -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT -- MAN, NOT TOO SHABBY
THAT WAS FANTASTIC >> THAT WAS EXACTLY GOOD >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR DOING
THAT >> IT'S GOOD AT A PARTY WHEN EVERYONE IS REALLY WASTED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN -- AND THEN YOU WENT
FROM -- FROM PERFORMING THERE TO BECOMING AN ACTOR YOU GOT THE BUG.
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY YOU'RE GREAT IN ALL YOUR FILMS,
BUT I REALLY LOVE -- YOU AND WES ANDERSON WORK FANTASTIC TOGETHER
THIS IS YOUR FOURTH FILM WITH WES. AND YOU -- I THINK YOU JUST DID
YOUR FIFTH FILM WITH WES ANDERSON >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS JUST HAVE A A THING AND YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT
>> YEAH, I'M REALLY GRATEFUL FOR IT THANK YOU.
AND HE'S JUST SUCH A A WONDERFUL -- HE'S -- HE'S A GENIUS
AND -- AND "THE FRENCH DISPATCH," WHICH IS OUT NOW, IS JUST SUCH A -- AN AMAZING
MOVIE. BUT, YOU KNOW, I - >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW DO YOU -
>> PRIVILEGED WORKING WITH HIM >> Jimmy: DO YOU -- DO YOU HAVE ANY MEMORIES OF WES WHERE YOU
GO LIKE, "OH, THAT'S SOMETHING" >> I MEAN, I HAVE SO MANY,
LIKE, LIFE EXPERIENCES WITH WES. LIKE, I -- WE SHOT A MOVIE
MY FIRST FILM THAT I WORKED WITH HIM WAS "THE DARJEELING LIMITED" AND WE WERE INDIA
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> AND I GOT TO BE BROTHERS WITH JASON SCHWARTZMAN AND --
AND OWEN WILSON. >> Jimmy: FANTASTIC. >> AND WE SHOT ON A MOVING
TRAIN, AND IT WAS REALLY AN AMAZING TIME AND I BOUGHT A ROYAL ENFIELD
MOTORCYCLE, WHICH IS A REALLY COOL OLD BRITISH BIKE THAT'S BUILT IN INDIA
AND I WAS PLANNING TO SHIP IT HOME AFTER SHOOTING THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND ONE DAY I WAS RIDING AND WE WERE ON THE HIGHWAY I'M RIDING AND THERE WERE ALL
THESE TUK TUKS, THESE AUTO RICKSHAWS. THESE LIKE -- THEY'RE --
THEY'RE LIKE CARTS, BUT THEY WERE -- THOSE WERE THE TAXIS >> Jimmy: YES.
>> THEY'RE LITTLE CARTS. AND THEY WERE ON A HIGHWAY AND WE'RE -- I'M JAMMING BEHIND
THIS GUY AND HE VEERS LEFT AT FULL SPEED AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM IS A
A COW WALKING AWAY FROM ME ON THE HIGHWAY. AND, SO, I JAM ON THE BRAKES
AND I -- LITERALLY SKIDDING, ABOUT TO REAR END THE REAR END OF A COW WITH MY FACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW! >> AND -
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS LAUGHING AS -- I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE I WAS
LIKE, "THIS IS HOW THEY'RE ALL GOING TO REMEMBER ME." [ LAUGHTER ]
I REALLY -- I HAD IT IT WAS, LIKE, A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND I WAS LIKE,
"THERE IT WAS. THERE IT WAS." IT WAS A -
>> Jimmy: THERE IT WAS >> THERE IT WAS. SORRY.
>> Jimmy: THERE -- THERE IT WAS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW. WOW. WOW.
>> I HAD TO DO IT. I HAD TO DO IT, SO - >> Jimmy: WOW.
THERE IT WAS OH, MY GOD WOW.
OKAY I GET IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY HERE -- HERE'S A LITTLE TANGENT, BUT, LIKE, I -- I --
I -- I WAS JUST TALKING WITH YOUR PRODUCER AND I WAS SAYING, "YEAH," YOU KNOW
THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, YOU USED TO DO MAGIC. I SAID, "I'D LOVE TO DO -- I'D
LOVE TO, YOU KNOW, DO A TRICK. AND HE SAID, "WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN DO ONE WITH JIMMY.
AND I WAS VISITING MY MOM. AND MY MOM OVERHEARD JUST PART OF THE CONVERSATION.
AND WE GOT OFF THE PHONE, AND SHE GOES -- SAID, "THIS IS GREAT.
YOU ARE GOING TO DO A -- YOU'RE GOING TO DO JIMMY'S PARTY? AND SHE THOUGHT SOMEHOW NOW,
SOMEONE WAS GOING TO PAY ME TO DO A BIRTHDAY PARTY. AND I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH
A PARENT AND THE REST OF THE DISCUSSION WAS MORE LIKE, YOU KNOW -
YOU'RE WORKING A LOT WITH WES ANDERSON, AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE --
THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, AND I'M ALSO NOT GIVING -- I'M NOT GIVING THAT I'M TO PLAY THIS
LITTLE BOY'S PARTY [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE -
>> IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY NIGHT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE BEST FOR
DOING THAT THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DO YOU -- THAT WAS ACTUALLY GREAT.
HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE "THE FRENCH DISPATCH"? WHO DO YOU PLAY?
>> YEAH. IT'S A -- IT'S SO FUN. IT REALLY IS SEVERAL VIGNETTES,
SEVERAL STORIES THAT ARE THROUGH THE EYES OF THE JOURNALISTS WORKING AT "THE
FRENCH DISPATCH," WHICH IS AN AMERICAN PUBLICATION THAT'S BASED IN FRANCE.
AND IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S WONDERFUL AND ALL THESE STORIES.
AND I -- OUR STORY IS WITH BENICIO DEL TORO AND LEA SEYDOUX.
AND HE PLAYS AN ARTIST AND I MEET HIM IN PRISON AND I BECOME A PRETTY
REMARKABLE ART DEALER. AND I -- I -- I -- I -- I SELL HIS WORK
>> Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY RIGHT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP IT'S ALSO, BY THE WAY, JUST
A BEAUTIFUL FILM AS WELL >> ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? YEAH
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ADRIEN BRODY IN "THE
FRENCH DISPATCH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WE'RE DONE WITH FLOWERS AND FOOTBALLS. WE'RE FINISHED WITH BEACHES AND
SEASCAPES. WE'RE GETTING OUT OF ARMOR RUGS AND TAPESTRIES TOO
I FOUND SOMETHING NEW. >> MODERN ART? >> MODERN ART, OUR SPECIALTY
STARTING NOW >> I DON'T GET IT. >> OF COURSE YOU DON'T
>> AM I TOO OLD? >> OF COURSE YOU ARE >> WHY IS THIS GOOD?
>> IT ISN'T GOOD WRONG IDEA >> THAT'S NO ANSWER.
>> MY POINT. YOU SEE THE GIRL IN IT >> NO.
>> TRUST ME. SHE'S THERE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ADRIEN BRODY, EVERYBODY. "THE FRENCH DISPATCH" IS IN
THEATERS NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM BLXST
FEATURING TY DOLLA $IGN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT PERFORMING "CHOSEN" WITH TY DOLLA $IGN FROM THE DELUXE
EDITION OF HIS ALBUM, "NO LOVE LOST," HERE'S BLXST! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WHEN IT COME TO YOU PISTOL I BUS
ISSUE WITH TRUST WON'T LET NO ONE * * GET A PIECE OF YOUR LOV
YEAH, BASE IT ON LOYALTY BASE IT ON U I AIN'T THE PICTURE *
* PERFECT TYPE BU I'M MAKING IT UP YOU SAY YOU WANT
A BAG FLIPPER * * I CAN'T GET ENOUG I'M RICH ALONE BUT
WHEN I'M WITH YO I'M RICHER AS WHAT * * FORBIDDEN FRUIT
ON APPLE JUICE CAN I SIP ON THE CUP MIX IT WITH SOME 1940 *
* GIRL, YOU CHOSE GET UP WHEN YO BUST WIDE OPEN
IT'S A OCEAN * * I'M JUST IMPOSING THAT YOU GIVE IT
TO ME AN JUST ME ONLY, YEAH * * GIRL, YOU CHOSE
GET UP WHEN YO BUST WIDE OPEN IT'S A OCEAN *
* I'M JUST IMPOSING THAT YOU GIVE IT TO ME AND JUST ME ONLY
DOLLA $IGN * * GIRL YOU CHOSEN SIGN THIS ND
NO, YOU CAN'T BRIN NO PHONES IN * * WE WALK IN AND THEY LIK
WHAT'S ALL THE COMMOTION NO, HE CAN'T STEP A FOOT IN HERE IF WE *
* DON'T KNOW HI I TREAT YOU SPECIAL, GIR I HIT YOU WITH THE ROSES
CANCEL YOUR BOYFRIEND * * HE'S TOO CONTROLLIN GET ALONG BETTER WITH ME
GOING UP WHEN YO BUST WIDE OPEN * * GIRL, YOU CHOSE
GET IT UP WHEN YOU BUST WIDE OPEN IT'S A OCEAN *
* I'M JUST IMPOSING THAT YOU GIVE IT TO ME AND JUST ME ONLY, YEAH
GIRL, YOU CHOSEN * * GET UP WHEN YOU BUST WIDE OPEN
IT'S A OCEAN I'M JUST IMPOSING * * THAT YOU GIVE IT TO M
AND JUST ME ONLY * * *
GET UP WHEN YO BUST WIDE OPEN
IT'S AN OCEAN * * I'M JUST IMPOSING THAT YOU GIVE IT TO ME
AND JUST ME ONLY, YEAH GIRL, YOU CHOSEN * * GET UP WHEN YOU
BUST WIDE OPEN IT'S AN OCEA I'M JUST IMPOSING *
* THAT YOU GIVE IT TO M AND JUST ME ONLY * *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ARIANA GRANDE, ADRIEN BRODY,
BLXST AND TY DOLLA $IGN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MYERS
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE