>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KRISTEN STEWART,
BAD BUNNY, COMEDIAN JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1543
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
COME ON, LISTEN TO THAT CROWD. COME ON. THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU COME
HERE THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE
WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW"! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOUNDS SO GOOD
THANK YOU, GUYS. NOW LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, EARLIER TODAY
PRESIDENT BIDEN RETURNED TO WASHINGTON, D.C. AFTER HIS SIX DAY TRIP TO EUROPE, THEN HE SAW
LAST NIGHT'S ELECTION RESULTS AND WENT RIGHT BACK TO EUROPE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, BIDEN IS BACK HOME, BUT LAST NIGHT IN THE UK, HIS MOTORCADE ACTUALLY MISSED THE
EXIT FOR THE AIRPORT AND HAD TO MAKE A U-TURN. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, BIDEN'S MOTORCADE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE IT WAS GOING. I'LL TAKE ON THE NOSE METAPHORS
FOR $200, PLEASE, MIKE [ LAUGHTER ] OFFICIALS KNEW THAT THEY WERE
GOING TO GET LOST WHEN BIDEN HANDED THE DRIVER 14 PAGES OF PRINTED DIRECTIONS FROM
MAPQUEST [ LAUGHTER ] "I THINK THIS IS THE BEST WAY
TO GET TO THERE. WELL, AS I MENTIONED, THERE WERE A BUNCH OF STATE AND LOCAL
ELECTIONS YESTERDAY, AND IT WAS TOUGH NIGHT FOR DEMOCRATS, STARTING WITH THEIR LOSS IN THE
VIRGINIA'S GOVERNOR'S RACE AND NOW REPUBLICANS ARE OUT CELEBRATING.
TODAY MITCH McCONNELL AND TED CRUZ WERE SPOTTED HOLDING HANDS ON A ROLLER COASTER.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET THE RUMORS BEGIN, YEAH YEP, REPUBLICANS HAVEN'T BEEN
THIS EXCITED SINCE THEY REALIZED THAT YOU CAN PRINT FAKE VACCINE CARDS OFF OF
GOOGLE IMAGES. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS A BIG NIGHT RIGHT HERE
IN NEW YORK CITY AS WE ELECTED OUR 110th MAYOR. I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO
MAYOR-ELECT ERIC ADAMS HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ADAMS IS A 61-YEAR-OLD WHO DOESN'T EAT MEAT, WHICH MEANS HE CAN CELEBRATE BY EATING AS
MANY NEW YORK CITY HOT DOGS AS HE WANTS [ LAUGHTER ]
SWITCHING GEARS HERE, THANKS TO ONGOING SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES, A A MASSIVE DROUGHT, AND LACK OF
BOTTLES, THE COUNTRY IS NOW EXPERIENCING A WINE SHORTAGE [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
ACROSS AMERICA MOMS AND AUNTS ARE LIKE, "I FEEL A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE."
[ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, MY AUNT IS ON FACEBOOK TRYING TO GET EVERYONE
TO STORM THE CAPITOL [ LAUGHTER ] A WINE SHORTAGE, IT'S SERIOUS.
RIGHT NOW, BOOK CLUB MEMBERS ARE JUST SITTING IN A CIRCLE, LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS WE COULD
TALK ABOUT THE BOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I READ
THAT NIKE IS PLANNING TO ENTER THE METAVERSE SO IT CAN START SELLING DIGITAL SNEAKERS
THAT'S RIGHT THEY'RE EXPENSIVE SHOES THAT YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY WEAR, OR AS
THEY'RE ALSO KNOWN, HEELS. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE WELCOME
[ APPLAUSE ] HEY, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO THE ATLANTA BRAVES WHO JUST WON
THE 2021 WORLD SERIES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, IT'S THE BRAVES' FIRST
WORLD SERIES TITLE SINCE 1995, SO IT WAS A BIG NIGHT FOR THEIR FANS
JUST CHECK OUT THIS INTERVIEW RIGHT HERE
I SPENT THE NIGHT BY MYSELF. MY FAMILY IS AT HOME I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE OFF
THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS FROM WORK, I GOT A ROOM I'M GOING TO INVITE EVERYBODY
OVER ANYONE WANT TO COME PARTY WITH ME
COME UP ALL OF THE WOMEN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELL, I THINK WE KNOW
WHAT'S CAUSING THAT WINE SHORTAGE [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL GET THIS, I SAW THAT THE RIGHTS TO "ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS" COULD BE SOLD FOR
OVER $300 MILLION. THIS IS HUGE NOW THE CHIPMUNKS MIGHT BE ABLE
TO AFFORD THE TWO THINGS THEY'VE BEEN MISSING, TESTOSTERONE AND PANTS
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL THIS IS INTERESTING, A RECENT STUDY IDENTIFIED DEER
AS A WIDESPREAD CARRIER OF CORONAVIRUS. RIGHT NOW EVERYONE'S RACKING
THEIR BRAINS LIKE, "DID WE EAT INSIDE WITH ANY DEER LAST MONTH?
LYME DISEASE, COVID, GETTING CLOSE TO A DEER IS BASICALLY LIKE LICKING THE FLOOR AT PORT
AUTHORITY. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A NEW SURVEY FOUND
OUT PEOPLE WHO SLEEP NAKED ARE TWICE AS LIKELY TO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP THAN PEOPLE WHO
WEAR PAJAMAS IN RESPONSE, THE MANAGER AT MATTRESS FIRM SAID, "THAT'S
GREAT SIR, BUT WE'RE STILL GONG TO NEED YOU TO LEAVE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH OH, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE STARS AS PRINCESS DIANA IN THE NEW MOVIE "SPENCER." SHE IS PHENOMENAL IN THIS.
IT'S IN THEATERS FRIDAY. KRISTEN STEWART IS HERE BACK AT OUR SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE KRISTEN STEWART SHE'S A BUDDY.
AND SHE'S GREAT. PLUS, HE'S A GLOBAL MUSIC SUPERSTAR, AND YOU CAN SEE HIM
IN THE NEW SEASON OF "NARCOS: MEXICO" ON NETFLIX BAD BUNNY IS HERE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE GREAT STAND-UP ON THE SHOW
YOU KNOW, SHE WAS ON OUR SHOW -- LAST TIME SHE WAS ON OUR SHOW, NBC NOTICED HOW GREAT
SHE WAS AND GAVE HER HER OWN SPECIAL. SO NOW SHE HAS HER OWN SPECIAL,
STAND-UP FROM JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"LOVE JOY" IS A PEACOCK ORIGINAL I'M A PRODUCER ON THE SPECIAL.
>> Steve: ARE YOU REALLY >> Jimmy: IT'S MY FIRST SPECIAL THAT I GOT TO PRODUCE, BECAUSE
I LOVED HER SO MUCH, I GO, "HEY, WE SHOULD DO A SPECIAL." AND SHE WAS LIKE, "COOL," SO
SHE RECORDED IT IN BROOKLYN ON HER BIRTHDAY >> Steve: AW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SO IT'S A BIRTHDAY -- IT'S A SPECIAL, SPECIAL DAY.
YEAH ANYWAYS, CHECK IT OUT, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HER TONIGHT.
JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "LOVE JOY" THIS FRIDAY ON
PEACOCK. MAN, HAVE YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH ALL OF THIS SUPPLY
CHAIN STUFF? IT'S APPARENTLY MAJOR COMPANIES LIKE APPLE AND AMAZON ARE
SAYING THAT ONGOING ISSUES MIGHT AFFECT EVERYONE'S ABILITY TO SHOP FOR THE HOLIDAYS
BASICALLY, IT'S A MATTER OF INTRICATE INTERPLAY OF COVID-RELATED MANUFACTURING
SHUTDOWNS AND SHIPPING CONTAINER FLOW [ INNER VOICE SPEAKING ]
I MEAN, I THINK THAT'S RIGHT I ONLY WATCHED HALF A TIKTOK ON THE ISSUE BEFORE COMING OUT
HERE LET ME ASK TARIQ WHAT HE THINKS SO I CAN STOP TALKING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, TARIQ >> Tariq: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED THIS OUT
IT'S CRAZY THAT THE LABOR SHORTAGE AT PORTS COULD HAVE SUCH A STRONG RIPPLE EFFECT ON
THE DIFFUSION OF GOODS AND SERVICES GOODS AND SERVICES -
[ INNER VOICE SPEAKING ] I HAVE NO IDEA IF WHAT I JUST SAID IS THE ACTUAL PROBLEM AND
I'VE NEVER USED THE WORD DIFFUSION IN MY LIFE LET ME SHOOT THIS BACK AT
JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] HOW ABOUT YOU?
>> Jimmy: OH, OH, OH, OH, FOR SURE, FOR SURE IT GIVES YOU A BETTER
UNDERSTANDING OF THE LARGER, YOU KNOW, MACROECONOMICS IN THIS NEW ERA OF ULTRA DEMAND
[ INNER VOICE SPEAKING ] ULTRA DEMAND, WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DEODORANT FOR HIGH SCHOOLERS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Questlove: OH, YEAH, ULTRA DEMAND I DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT THAT IS
BUT NOT TO MENTION, INFLATION, SUPPLY SIDE LOGISTICAL MANEUVERING, AND FAULTY
ECONOMICS. TO SAY THAT -- [ INNER VOICE SPEAKING ]
I'M JUST SAYING CATEGORIES FROM LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF "JEOPARDY.
GET US OUT OF THIS, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, HOW ABOUT YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK? HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS MESS?
>> Steve: WELL, IT'S COMPLICATED, YOU KNOW, ON ONE HAND -
[ INNER VOICE SPEAKING ] OH, GOD, I WASN'T LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE EVEN TALKING ABOUT I WAS BUSY THINKING ABOUT
"SUCCESSION. THIS NEW SEASON IS CRAZY THEY'RE ALL FAMILY, BUT THEY'RE
ALL SO MEAN TO EACH OTHER. WAIT, MAYBE IF I START BEING MEAN TO MY KIDS, WE CAN BECOME
BILLIONAIRES IT'S WORTH A SHOT. [ INNER VOICE SPEAKING ]
>> Jimmy: MAN, HIGGINS IS TALKING A LOT. HE MUST REALLY KNOW HIS STUFF.
MAYBE IF I JUST SMILE, EVERYONE WILL THINK THAT I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AS WELL
[ LAUGHTER ] [ INNER VOICE SPEAKING ] >> Questlove: DAMN, HIGGINS IS
STILL GOING, AND JIMMY CLEARLY UNDERSTANDS HIM TOO. THESE GUYS MUST BE GENIUSES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: SO, YOU KNOW, SO YOU TAKE SOME SUPPLY, SOME CHAINS,
PUT IT IN A SANDWICH, BOOM, YOU GOT IT DONE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU, HIGGINS I APPRECIATE THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: THAT'S A GENIUS! >> Jimmy: HE'S A GENIUS!
STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS!
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THAT OUR
SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT RIGHT THERE, THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, WE LOVE YOU. WE LOVE THEM, BUT IT ISN'T
ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES HERE. FROM TIME TO TIME, WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST.
WE'RE GOING TO PICK THREE PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS
ABOUT THEM ON THE SPOT, RIGHT NOW. IT'S TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH
THE ROTS. HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * TIME TO FREESTYLE
WITH THE ROOTS * * >> Jimmy: HEY, ROOTS, YOU READY
TO DO THIS [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
LET'S PICK SOMEONE RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE ROOTS TO MAKE UP A -
[ CHEERS ] THAT GIRL RIGHT THERE IN THE -- YES, IN THE TURTLENECK THERE
THE GRAY, YEAH [ CHEERS ] HELLO.
>> HI. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM
>> I'M SHANNON, I'M FROM LONG ISLAND. >> Jimmy: HI, SHANNON!
>> HI. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LONG ISLAND.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE SHANNON, THANKSGIVING IS COMING
UP WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SIDE DISH
>> UM -- [ LAUGHTER ] MASHED POTATOES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY JAM TOO,
MAN. MASHED POTATOES. DO YOU PUT ANYTHING IN IT?
BUTTER, CREAM? >> NO. BUTTER, YEAH
>> Jimmy: SOME PEOPLE, THEY THROW GARLIC IN THERE. THEY PUT LIKE PIECES OF --
MY MOM USED TO PUT PARSLEY THAT WAS A FAD >> IT'S TOO MUCH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS SO GREEN, IT JUST -- DIDN'T REALLY
DO ANYTHING. BUT ANYWAY, IT WAS THERE AND SHANNON, IF YOU COULD
INVITE ANY CELEBRITY TO THANKSGIVING, WHO WOULD IT BE? >> JENNIFER LAWRENCE
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC
>> VERY SPECIFIC >> Jimmy: I LOVE HER JENNIFER LAWRENCE.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS PERFECT ROOTS, WE HAVE SHANNON HERE FROM LONG ISLAND, OKAY
THANKSGIVING'S COMING UP HER FAVORITE SIDE DISH IS MASHED POTATOES.
AND IF SHE CAN INVITE ANY CELEBRITY TO HAVE THANKSGIVING WITH HER, IT WOULD BE
JENNIFER LAWRENCE. FOR THIS ONE, MAYBE I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO A LOT OF INDUSTRY
BABY LIL NAS X? CAN WE DO --
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH CAN YOU DO IT LIKE THAT TYPE
OF - THAT TYPE OF VIBE? *
>> OKAY, I GOT IT. * >> OKAY.
SHANNON, RIGHT * LOOK LONG ISLAN WE COMIN' LIVE WIT
MY BUDDY SHANNON * * SHE'S MY FRIEND AND NOT MY SIDEKICK *
* AND THANKSGIVIN IS THE TIME I CA VIBE WITH *
* JENNIFER LAWRENCE MADE ME EAT MY FAVORIT SIDE DISH *
* MASHED POTATOES TATERS TATER TATERS TATERS *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU!
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, I APPRECIATE IT. WHO ELSE
HOW ABOUT HOW ABOUT SOMEONE ON THIS SIDE? RIGHT THERE, I SEE YOU
RIGHT THERE IN THE FRONT IT'S RYAN GOSLING, EVERYBODY AMAZING.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS YOUR NAME? I'M SORRY.
>> TREVOR. >> Jimmy: TREVOR, WHERE ARE YOU FROM, TREVOR
>> CANADA. >> Jimmy: CANADA HEY, WELCOME
[ APPLAUSE ] WE LOVE OUR CANADIAN FRIENDS TREVOR, THE NEW
"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR" TRAILER JUST CAME OUT PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT.
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A KID? >> THOSE -- THEY'RE LIKE ROLLER
COASTER TRACKS >> Jimmy: WOW, LIKE HOT WHEELS THINGS
>> YEAH, YEAH. LIKE, IT RIPS AROUND >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO LIKE
LITTLE -- BUT FOR CARS, RIGHT? >> YEAH, FOR CARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I SAID ROLLER COASTERS. NOT CARS >> Jimmy: YOU SAID ROLLER
COASTER, BUT SURE, I GOT YOU [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IT COULD BE ROLLER
COASTER CARS BUT THAT'S COOL. AND YOU GOT INTO THAT IN, LIKE,
IN CANADA. DID YOU HAVE HOT WHEELS OR WAS IT MATCHBOX?
>> YEAH, WE HAVE HOT WHEELS. >> Jimmy: YOU DO, YEAH ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S LIKE A HOT
WHEELS JAM WHAT TOY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET NOW?
>> NEW MacBOOK PRO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO REAL CONNECTION TO
HOT WHEELS BUT - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MAYBE MATCHBOX, MAC BOOK
I DON'T KNOW ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. GUYS, WE HAVE TREVOR
HE'S FROM CANADA AND HIS FAVORITE TOY AS A KID WITH A ROLLER COASTER-Y TRACK
THING -- CAR THINGS ON HOT WHEELS THINGS
HE DIDN'T HAVE TO REALLY NAME IT, HE JUST LIVED IT [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH AND RIGHT NOW THE TOY HE WOULD LIKE TO GET NOW IS A MacBOOK
PRO TOY. [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THAT.
FOR THIS ONE, ROOTS, LET'S TAKE IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT WITH LIKE -- AND DO LIKE AN ADELE,
"EASY ON ME" TYPE OF JAM LET'S DO SOMETHING WITH THAT ENERGY
COME ON. * >> OH, JAMES
>> Jimmy: THAT'S JAMES * * I WAS LOOKING
FOR A FRIEND AND FOUND TREVOR RIGHT THERE *
* HE'S ON THE SHO TONIGHT YEAH HIM AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR *
* HE WAS A BOUNCING LITTLE BAB FUNNY BOY AS A KID *
* HE WANTS A MacBOOK PR BUT A ROLLER COASTER WAS HIS FAVORITE TOY *
* AND I THINK H KIND OF LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING *
* WITH HIS MASK UP HIGH SEE IT IN HIS EYE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, NOT BAD! THANK YOU, WELCOME TREVOR.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE I APPRECIATE IT, BUDDY THAT WAS GREAT
LET'S DO ONE LAST ONE. ALL THE WAY IN THE TOP IN THE CAMO VEST UP THERE
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> JOAQUIN >> Jimmy: JOAQUIN.
JOAQUIN, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? >> PERU. >> Jimmy: WHOA
[ APPLAUSE ] SEE, I LOVE THIS, MAN. I LOVE THAT OUR SHOW CAN GO ALL
THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD AND REACH YOU GUYS YOU WATCH US IN PERU
>> ALL THE TIME. >> Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME >> ON YOUTUBE, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. OKAY, JOAQUIN, MARVEL'S "ETERNALS" COMES OUT ON FRIDAY
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO AND WHY? >> SPIDER-MAN PROBABLY
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: SPIDER-MAN, AND WHY? >> THE FIRST ONE,
TOBEY MAGUIRE. [ CHEERS ] NOT THE OTHER ONES
I DON'T LIKE THE OTHER ONES. >> Jimmy: I LOVE TOBEY THAT'S GREAT
WHY THAT ONE >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN I GREW UP WATCHING HIM AND -
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE IT. THAT'S GOOD, YEAH. I LOVE HEARING THAT, GOOD.
SPIDER-MAN, THE TOBEY MAGUIRE ONE. WHAT IN YOUR LIFE IS YOUR
KRYPTONITE >> RELISH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, RELISH
>> I HATE RELISH >> Jimmy: SO YOU SAY RELISH IS YOUR KRYPTONITE?
>> OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOMEONE THROWS RELISH
ON SOMEONE, AND YOU'RE LIKE "HEY, WHOA, WHOA I'M OUT.
YEAH I'M FINE WITH RELISH I CAN DO IT.
BUT, OKAY. ROOTS, WE HAVE JOAQUIN HERE. OKAY -- I LOVE THIS DUDE
FAVORITE SUPERHERO IS SPIDER-MAN BUT IT'S THE TOBEY MAGUIRE ONE
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S THE UPSIDE DOWN KISS ONE. YEAH
AND HIS -- IN REAL LIFE HIS KRYPTONITE IS RELISH BUT YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T
LIKE RELISH, RIGHT >> I HATE RELISH >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH.
SO, HE HATES RELISH. SO FOR THIS LAST ONE, ROOTS, CAN WE DO SOMETHING IN THE
STYLE OF, LIKE -- WE JUST HAD HIM ON THE SHOW, WALKER HAYES. HE HAS THE NUMBER ONE COUNTRY
SONG, "FANCY LIKE. CAN WE DO -- IT'S LIKE A A COUNTRY HIP-HOP TYPE OF --
* * OKAY THIS THING FUNNY LIKE NBC ON A WEEK NIGHT
THE MUSIC IS WHATEVE JOAQUIN AND TARIQ LIKE * * TOBEY MAGUIRE SPIDER-MA
IS GETTIN' LIT TONIGHT YO WE DON'T RELISH THAT * * ANXIETY AND SPENT
THE NIGHT * * WE FUNNY LIKE NBC BUT ON A WEEK NIGH
THE MUSIC IS WHATEVE JOAQUIN AND TARIQ LIKE * * TOBEY MAGUIRE SPIDER-MA
IS GETTIN' LIT TONIGHT AND WE DON'T RELISH THAT * * ANXIETY AND SPENT
THE NIGHT * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT THANKS TO OUR AUDIENCE THANK YOU, JOAQUIN
LOVE YOU, BUD! THANKS TO THE ROOTS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
KRISTEN STEWART. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS
IN THE NEW MOVIE "SPENCER," WHICH HITS THEATERS NATIONWIDE THIS FRIDAY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME KRISTEN STEWART!
* * >> Jimmy: HI
WELCOME BACK, BUD! >> THANKS, DUDE. >> Jimmy: DOES THAT FEEL GOOD,
TO GET A STANDING O? PEOPLE -- THE AUDIENCE >> I KNOW, WE'RE OUTSIDE AND
THERE'S PEOPLE IN HERE, SO FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ISN'T THAT FUN
I HAVE TO GET INTO A LOT OF THINGS, BUT FIRST, I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON RECENTLY
GETTING ENGAGED! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU >> ALSO, KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK
>> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> NO, I SCORED. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU. NOW YOU HAVE A BUDDY WHO KIND OF HAS TO DO THINGS WITH YOU
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> I KNOW, AND WE HAVE TO LIKE HELP EACH OTHER OUT WITH STUFF,
TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A WHOLE THING NOW.
>> YOU GOT TO DO THE STUFF I DON'T WANT TO DO, MAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS. THAT'S A RELATIONSHIP, EXACTLY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE -- YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME YOU COME ON THE SHOW
AND YOUR NAME COMES UP, EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS, "MAN, SHE'S THE COOLEST.
AND I -- REALLY. YOU HAVE A GREAT REPUTATION. AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT WE LOVE YOU HERE. >> I LOVE THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, DO YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE COOL [ LAUGHTER ] >> UM -- WELL, IT'S FREEZING IN
HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I'M TALKING TEMPERATURE WISE, YEAH
BUT WERE YOU ALWAYS THE COOL KID IN SCHOOL? >> OH, MAN, NO, I WAS ALWAYS SO
INSIDE OUT ARE YOU KIDDING? >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY
>> YEAH, IT'S TAKEN YEARS TO GET TO THIS CONVERSATIONAL POINT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH JUST LIKE IN AND JUST SHY? >> YEAH, TOTALLY SHY, AND ALSO,
LIKE, YOU THINK ABOUT THE COOL KIDS IN SCHOOL, USUALLY, IT'S EITHER LIKE --
NOW, IT'S SYNONYMOUS WITH NICE NOW THAT YOU'RE LIKE -- AS ADULTS
BUT AS A KID, COOL IS, LIKE, USUALLY LIKE BULLIES I ONLY EVER HAD ONE BULLY
EXPERIENCE I WAS LIKE MEAN TO SOMEONE ONCE, AND FROM THEN ON, WAS
LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY NEVER AGAIN. I THREW NACHOS IN SOMEONE'S FACE BECAUSE THEY WERE MEAN TO
ME IN KINDERGARTEN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT HAD BEEN YEARS AND
YEARS, AND THEN, STRAIGHT AFTER THAT, I WAS LIKE, FOREVER CHANGED.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> I SAW THIS GIRL'S FACE CHANGE AND I WAS LIKE,
"ABSOLUTELY NOT. THAT'S NOT -- YEAH NO
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE SHE WAS BULLYING YOU OR WHY? >> SHE WAS LIKE -- TOOK MY BEST
FRIEND IN KINDERGARTEN AND I WAS LIKE HONESTLY, "WHO ARE YOU?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M ABOUT TO FLIP THIS PLATE OF NACHOS
>> IT WAS SO IMPULSIVE IT CAME FROM A DEEP-SEATED RESENTMENT IN ME
IT WAS A PHYSICAL REACTION SHE WALKED BY AND I WAS LIKE, "OOH, THAT GIRL," AND JUST WENT
LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
IS THAT FUNNY TO YOU?" I WASN'T -- I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: SO IT CHANGED YOUR LIFE >> YEAH, I'M STARTING TO SWEAT
AND IT'S NOT COLD IN HERE ANYMORE. I'M BURNING ALIVE.
>> Jimmy: YOU CAME ON AS COOL AND NOW YOU'RE WARM. THIS IS SO INTERESTING
I'M HAPPY THAT YOU GOT OVER THAT, YEAH BUT THEN, YOUR PARENTS ARE IN
THE BUSINESS AND SO, DID THEY GET YOU INTO THIS GIG
OR DO YOU REMEMBER THIS GIRL SHE WAS IN - >> THIS POOR CHILD
>> Jimmy: SHE WAS IN THE "FLINTSTONES" LIVE-ACTION MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] HOW CUTE ARE YOU >> WOW
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THIS THIS IS -- >> I DO.
>> Jimmy: "FLINTSTONES VIVA ROCK VEGAS." >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WAS YOUR FIRST ACTING ROLE >> UH-HUH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT? DID YOU JUST LIKE -- WERE YOU
NERVOUS? >> I NAILED IT ON THE FIRST TAKE
AT THE TIME, IT WAS A SERIOUS POINT OF PRIDE I WAS THE RING TOSS GIRL, SO I
HAD TO GET THIS, LIKE, MASSIVE FLINTSTONE RING AROUND A A NEANDERTHAL.
AND MY MOM WAS THE SCRIPT SUPERVISOR, AND I WAS KICKING IT AROUND SET AND JUST NEVER
WANTED TO LEAVE. AND SO THEY WERE LIKE, "GIVE HER A JOB.
AND THERE I -- THERE'S MY START. >> Jimmy: I ACTUALLY HAVE THE
CLIP HERE. THIS IS THE BACK OF KRISTEN STEWART'S HEAD MAKING
ITS VERY BRIEF BIG SCREEN DEBUT IN "THE FLINTSTONES IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS."
>> YAY *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE, COME ON, THAT'S THE BEST
>> ALSO, LIKE, RIGHT AFTERWARDS - I KNOW, I KNOW
YEAH, IT'S COOL. >> Jimmy: I GUESS YOU NAILED IT
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. OH, MY GOD THAT IS A GREAT FIRST CLIP
I LOVE THAT. AND HERE WE ARE 21 YEARS LATER, I THINK OR 20 YEARS LATER,
PLAYING PRINCESS DIANA AMAZING JOB, BY THE WAY. EVERYBODY, THE WHOLE -
THE DIRECTOR, EVERYONE, DID A GREAT JOB. BUT YOU MASTERED THE ACCENT AND
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, AND I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE THAT ARE GREAT AT WHAT
THEY DO. BUT WATCHING YOU ACT, I JUST -- I GOT LOST
I DIDN'T -- JUST THOUGHT IT WAS DIANA WATCHING FOR A WHILE I'M LIKE, THIS IS SO
FASCINATING. TOUGH TO DO THE ACCENT, IS IT? >> YEAH.
YEAH, IT'S, LIKE, SO MUSCULAR. IT'S EXHAUSTING. YOU HAVE TO LIKE -- WHEN I
SPEAK, I FEEL LIKE I DON'T OPEN MY MOUTH AND I FEEL LIKE THIS LIKE, CROAKED FR -
WORDS COME OUT OF HER MOUTH LIKE BUBBLES AND I'M LIKE BRICKS TO THE
FLOOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.
I MUMBLE ALL THE TIME AS WELL. BUT I MEAN, IT'S JUST -- IT WAS -- ANYWAYS
YOU GET THE CALL TO DO -- PLAY PRINCESS DIANA, AND WHAT'S YOUR FIRST THOUGHT?
YOU GO, CHALLENGING? >> DUDE, ARE YOU SURE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT WHY DO YOU - IT FEELS LIKE, TO ME, YOU PUT
YOURSELF IN THESE POSITIONS SOMETIMES. LIKE I WOULD SAY "TWILIGHT" WAS
A BIG DEAL BECAUSE YOU CAME -- THAT BOOK WAS MASSIVE. >> GIGGLES
>> Jimmy: YEAH, PEOPLE - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT MUST'VE BEEN, LIKE, "DUDE, I
DON'T WANT TO MESS THIS UP THIS IS -- A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE -- THESE ARE SERIOUS BOOKS
MAN. I CAN'T MESS THIS UP." >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU DIDN'T YOU HIT A HOME RUN YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THEN, YOU GET THIS, AND IT'S ANOTHER PRESSURE THING AND
YOU GO -- OOH, I COULD EASILY JUST NOT TAKE THESE ROLES. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU CAN JUST SKATE ON BY, AND GO, "YEAH, YEAH."
BUT IT'S A CHALLENGE I LOVE THAT YOU TOOK IT. >> YEAH.
GOSH, I MEAN, LIKE, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DO THIS FOR A MINUTE, SO THERE'S REALLY NO WAY TO --
THERE'S NO REASON TO KEEP GOING UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND, YOU KNOW, PUSH THE ENVELOPE,
AND UH - ALSO, LIKE, IF YOU CANCEL OUT ALL OF THAT NOISE, SHE'S SO --
SHE'S SO SPARKLY AND SHE'S, LIKE, SO COMPLETELY COMPLICATED AND DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.
AND WE LOST THIS PERSON TOO EARLY. AND SO I THINK THAT WE'RE
ALWAYS KIND OF -- WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HAVE THE INFORMATION THAT WE WANT TO HAVE
>> Jimmy: NO >> SO I WAS LIKE JUST EMBED YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN DESIRES
AND CURIOSITIES AND TRY AND SORT OF NOT THINK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S
BUT I WILL SAY THAT THE WEIGHT OF THAT MATTERS. HER CONNECTION TO PEOPLE
MATTERS. THAT'S WHO SHE WAS LIKE, THE REASON WE'RE TELLING
THIS STORY STILL IS BECAUSE SHE JUST, LIKE - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SHE REACHED OUT AND TOUCHED PEOPLE IN A WAY THAT NOBODY EVER REALLY HAS, ESPECIALLY IN
THAT ENVIRONMENT SO, YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW -- YOU
DID A FANTASTIC JOB. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S KRISTEN STEWART IN
"SPENCER." TAKE A LOOK.
>> MUMMY, WHY DO WE HAVE TO OPEN OUR PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS EVE?
WHY NOT CHRISTMAS DAY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE >> YOU KNOW AT SCHOOL, YOU DO
TENSES >> YEAH. >> IT'S PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE.
>> RIGHT >> WELL, HERE, THERE'S ONLY ONE TENSE.
THERE'S NO FUTURE. PAST AND THE PRESENT ARE THE SAME THING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GETTING A LITTLE OSCAR BUZZ, AND IT SHOULD, FOR
GOOD REASON. KRISTEN STEWART, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"SPENCER" IS IN THEATERS NATIONWIDE ON FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
BAD BUNNY. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A GLOBAL SUPERSTAR WHOSE MUSIC HAS GONE OVER 250 TIMES PLATINUM
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THAT? NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE THIRD SEASON OF "NARCOS:
MEXICO," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL
BAD BUNNY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT! >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE, SO THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO SEE US, BUDDY
I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I EVEN
THANKED YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID FOR THE FRONTLINE WORKERS AND THE NURSES HERE IN NEW YORK.
YOU PERFORMED IN A FLATBED TRUCK, WENT ALL AROUND NEW YORK CITY.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SO COOL THAT YOU DID THAT ANYWAYS, YOU'VE DONE THAT, YOU
PERFORMED AT THE SUPER BOWL, OKAY YOU'VE PERFORMED IN THE NBA
ALL-STAR GAME. BUT NOW, YOU HAD EVEN BIGGER DREAM COME TRUE.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS INSANE, AND I GOT TO SAY, I HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE SUPER
FANS OF WWE. THEY DON'T MESS AROUND THEY ARE SUPER FANS.
SO WHEN THEY SEE SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING DUMB, THEY GO, "NO, NO, NO."
THEY LOVED -- YOU WRESTLED IN THE WWE AND YOU WERE PHENOMENAL
YOU WENT TO WRESTLEMANIA >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU JUMPED OFF THE
TOP ROPE >> YEAH, I DID I DID IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WAS THAT JUST SOMETHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO
DO OR DO YOU LIKE WRESTLING >> YEAH, NO, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN,
SINCE I WAS A KID, A WRESTLING FAN. AND THAT WAS A DREAM COME TRUE
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT YET, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: REALLY
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID YOU TRAIN, LIKE FOR --
>> A LOT, A LOT. >> Jimmy: YOU DID. YOU HAD TO
IT LOOKED SO GOOD. >> YEAH, I SPENT LIKE THREE
MONTHS - >> Jimmy: DID YOU, REALLY? >> TRAINING, BASICALLY WORKING
HARD, YOU KNOW, ON MY BODY AND WORKING ON THE TECHNIQUE IN THE RING WITH THE PRO, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S REAL STUFF. I MEAN, IF YOU EVER GO SEE -
>> YEAH, IT'S REAL >> Jimmy: -- WRESTLING IN REAL LIFE AND BEING THERE, I DON'T
KNOW HOW THEY DO THIS. >> NO, ME NEITHER. ME NEITHER
>> Jimmy: KICKED IN THE FACE AND THROWN AROUND. I GO, "OH, MY GOSH."
LIKE, IT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT AN ACT. IT'S LIKE, DUDE, IT'S REALLY
PHYSICAL STUFF >> YEAH. I -- I RECEIVE A KICK IN MY --
STILL HURT, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YOU STILL HAVE A A BRUISE
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO SHOW SOME HIGHLIGHTS JUST SO WE CAN
SEE HOW FUN YOU ARE. HERE'S BAD BUNNY IN WWE. WATCH THIS
>> FROM VEGA BAJA, PUERTO RICO, BAD BUNNY!
>> OH! WHOA LOOK WHO IT IS
>> OH, WAIT -- WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OH
>> OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>> WHOA! I'VE HEARD OF FLYING SQUIRRELS BUT FLYING BUNNIES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! YOU HAD THAT FLIP MOVE
>> YEAH, YEAH. I DESERVE THE MAIN EVENT NEXT YEAR
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DO DESERVE THE MAIN EVENT, YEAH I KNOW YOU DON'T USUALLY LOOK
BACK ON YOUR CONCERTS, YOU TOLD ME, BUT YOU'VE WATCHED THAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
>> AFTER WRESTLEMANIA, I WATCHED LIKE THE WHOLE MONTH, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE GO TO THE
BED, IT WAS THE FIGHT. AND SOMETIME CRIED >> Jimmy: EVERY TIME, BEFORE
BED, DID YOU WATCH - >> YEAH, YEAH, EVERY NIGHT, EVERY NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LAST YEAR, YOU RELEASED TWO ALBUMS.
THE MOST STREAMED ALBUM ON SPOTIFY. YOU WON A GRAMMY AWARD, BY THE
WAY, FOR IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN -- AND THEN, NOT TOO LONG AFTER THAT, YOU RELEASED "EL ULTIMO TOUR DEL
MUNDO. >> HEY - [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YOU'RE GOING TO GO ON TOUR NEXT YEAR
I KNOW YOU GO ALL OUT, BUT WHAT CAN PEOPLE EXPECT FROM BAD BUNNY?
>> THEY KNOW I'M CRAZY FOR STARTING THAT TOUR WILL BE EPIC, YOU KNOW
I ALWAYS PUT -- TRY TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR THE PEOPLE
>> Jimmy: THE PUERTO RICO SHOW IS DECEMBER 10th >> THAT'S MY FIRST CONCERT
SINCE TWO YEARS AGO, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> SO IT'S GOING TO BE SO
SPECIAL. IT'S GOING TO BE - I WOULD PUT -- MY SHOWS ALWAYS
ARE SO HYPED AND SO FUN, BUT PUERTO RICO SHOWS ARE DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?
>> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR HOME >> THAT'S MY HOME, SO I PUT EVERYTHING ON THAT STAGE
SO I'M READY >> Jimmy: DECEMBER 10th, THAT IS
>> DECEMBER 10th >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, I WILL BE SENDING YOU VIBES FROM
HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, YOU'VE HINTED, BECAUSE I
FOLLOW YOU ON THE SOCIALS, YOU'RE FUN TO FOLLOW BUT YOU'VE HINTED AT MAYBE
HAVING ANOTHER ALBUM COMING OUT MAYBE NEXT YEAR. BUT NOBODY KNOWS THE TITLE OR
WHEN YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANYTHING BUT IT -- HAVE YOU BEEN --
HAVE YOU BEEN DROPPING CLUES IS THERE SOMETHING - >> NO SAY, NO SAY, I'M WORKING
ON IT, YOU KNOW. I DON'T HAVE DAY - [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
BUT MAYBE, MAYBE, I LEFT SOME CLUES. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
I'M NOT SURE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT SURE.
BUT MAYBE A COUPLE EASTER EGGS WHAT WHAT
OKAY, I MEAN WAIT, 1966, THAT NUMBER, THEY MEAN SOMETHING MAYBE?
>> I DON'T KNOW. >> Jimmy: NO >> THAT'S MY STYLIST
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY SO, EVERYONE, LOOK AT DIFFERENT
SOCIALS AND THINGS THAT BAD BUNNY'S BEEN DOING BECAUSE MAYBE -- EH --
>> NOT SAYING ANYTHING >> Jimmy: WE'RE NOT SAYING ANYTHING
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR ACTING DEBUT IN "NARCOS: MEXICO" WHEN WE COME BACK.
MORE WITH BAD BUNNY AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE'RE TALKING TO BAD BUNNY NOW, YOU'RE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE RELEASING MUSIC MAYBE YOU'RE GOING ON TOUR
DEFINITELY, AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING YOUR ACTING DEBUT IN "NARCOS: MEXICO.
I MEAN - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE USED TO PERFORMING.
YOU'VE DONE ALMOST EVERYTHING. HOW DIFFERENT WAS THIS >> IT'S DIFFERENT, BUT AT THE
SAME TIME, IT'S THE SAME, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO BE
RESPONSIBLE AND, YOU KNOW, RESPECT THE COLLEAGUES >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> I ENJOY YOU KNOW, IT'S SOMETHING NEW FOR ME, BUT I LIKE IT AND I
ENJOY IT I'M LEARNING AND PRACTICING. I KEEP PRACTICING, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GO TO THEM OR DID THEY COME TO YOU >> THEY COME TO ME
>> Jimmy: AS I FIGURED, YEAH BUT I DON'T KNOW, IF YOU'RE A FAN OF -
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE A FAN OF -- BECAUSE I LOVE "NARCOS." I'VE SEEN IT, I GO -
>> NO, ME TOO. ME TOO >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SET UP YOUR
CHARACTER AND WHO YOU PLAY >> MY CHARACTER IS BENITO -- BUT I'M KITTY PAEZ
KITTY PAEZ >> Jimmy: KITTY? >> KITTY
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> KITTY PAEZ. >> Jimmy: GOT TO LOVE IT, MAN.
>> YEAH, HE'S A MEMBER OF THE ARAYANO FELIX ORGANIZATION THEY HAVE THE CARTEL IN
TIJUANA. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND HE'S ONE OF THE -
>> Jimmy: HE'S ONE OF THE NEW YOUNG KIDS THAT ARE LIKE - >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: NOT OLD SCHOOL LIKE, YOU GUYS ARE LIKE GOING TO CLUBS AND STUFF AND DOING -
>> YEAH, WE'RE -- HE'S PART OF THE, ONE OF THE NARCOS UNION, THE YOUNG GUYS
>> Jimmy: ALSO, YOU'RE SUCH A NICE, POSITIVE GUY IS IT TOUGH TO ACT AND BE THIS
MEAN >> I'M A GOOD GUY. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A BAD BUNNY,
BUT YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> BUT IT WAS FUN, YOU KNOW, IT WAS FUN. AND THE CHARACTER IS LIKE
A COOL GUY, YOUNG GUY. I'M A COOL GUY, I THINK SO, I DON'T KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE THE COOLEST, MAN.
I JUST LOVE THAT YOU DID IT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S BAD BUNNY IN "NARCOS:
MEXICO" THIS FRIDAY. TAKE A LOOK.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S MY MAN, BAD BUNNY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE THIRD SEASON OF "NARCOS: MEXICO" BEGINS STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH STAND-UP FROM JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HER STAND-UP SPECIAL "LOVE JOY" PREMIERING ON PEACOCK THIS
FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON
* >> OH, GET INTO THESE BOOTS,
Y'ALL! GET INTO THESE BOOTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S SO GOOD TO BE HERE. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK IN NEW YORK
I MOVED LAST YEAR FROM BROOKLYN TO GEORGIA TO SAVE THE DEMOCRACY.
YOU'RE WELCOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT WAS ME!
I USUALLY SAY THAT JUST TO SEE WHO DOESN'T CLAP [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SURE THEY'RE HERE. I MOVED DOWN THERE TO VOTE BUT ALSO, OBVIOUSLY, TO GET A GUN
BECAUSE WHEN IN ROME - [ LAUGHTER ] AND BY ROME, I MEAN ROME,
GEORGIA. YOU REGISTER TO VOTE THERE, IT COMES WITH A SMITH & WESSON.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOODNESS, I'M SO HAPPY. IT'S LIKE WEIRD BECAUSE THE
SOUTH IS A TRUE DICHOTOMY. YOU KNOW, I'M HARD NOW, I'M A GUN OWNER, BUT I'M ALSO SOFT
I SAY GOOD MORNING TO PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ] I'M A JERSEY GIRL, WE DON'T DO
THAT ABOVE THE MASON-DIXON LINE, OKAY I BROUGHT THAT BACK UP TO
NEW YORK CITY. PEOPLE THINK NEW YORKERS ARE TOUGH.
YOU WANT TO SCARE A NEW YORKER SMILE, LOOK THEM IN THE EYES AND SAY GOOD MORNING
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THEY WILL THINK YOU ABOUT TO ROB THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ] ONLY THING WORSE IS SOMEBODY ASKED ME FOR THE TIME ONCE, AND
I SAID, "I WILL MACE YOU IN YOUR FACE. WHAT TIME IS IT?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHERE IS YOUR CELL PHONE [ LAUGHTER ]
IF THEY LAUGH, I DON'T CARE. [ LAUGHTER ] I ACTUALLY MISS THINGS
I MISS FLYING, WHICH I NEVER THOUGHT IN THE PANDEMIC I WOULD MISS
THE LAST PLACE I WENT BEFORE EVERYTHING WENT DOWN WAS TO BURLINGTON, VERMONT.
I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY'S EVER BEEN THERE, BUT LET'S JUST SAY THERE WERE MORE BLACK LIVES
MATTER SIGNS THAN BLACK LIVES. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH
[ APPLAUSE ] IT WAS A WEIRD PLACE I GOT OFF THAT PLANE, AND I
SAID "IS THIS NORTH OF THE WALL WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?"
[ LAUGHTER ] PERFECT TEMPERATURES FOR WHITE WALKERS AND ICE CREAM.
[ LAUGHTER ] I AM USED TO BEING THE ONLY BLACK PERSON SOMEWHERE, BUT ON
THIS FLIGHT TO VERMONT, I WAS THE ONLY YOUNG PERSON. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THOUGHT IT WAS A FLIGHT TO HEAVEN [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY WAS ALL OLD THEY WASN'T REGULAR OLD. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY SAT ME NEXT TO A 90-YEAR-OLD WHITE LADY WHY DO I KNOW THAT
BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME. I DIDN'T ASK HER A QUESTION. [ LAUGHTER ]
I SAT DOWN, SHE WAS LIKE "I'M 90." I SAID "I'M BLACK.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. [ LAUGHTER ] WHY ARE WE STATING OUR
DEMOGRAPHICS [ LAUGHTER ] IS THIS THE CENSUS
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS A CHATTY 90. I THINK SHE WAS TRYING TO GET
ALL OF HER WORDS OUT BEFORE THE END. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE I DON'T USUALLY TALK TO PEOPLE ON AIRPLANES.
I'M NOT A MONSTER. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS TALKING TO ME.
SHE WAS TELLING ME STUFF I DIDN'T ASK I WAS LIKE, "YO, SINCE WE
TALKING, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD FLY THAT OLD." [ LAUGHTER ]
WHY WE SHOW AN I.D. AT THE AIRPORT IF ANYBODY CAN GET ON THE PLANE?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU NOT ALLOWED TO FLY A A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PREGNANT,
RIGHT? THAT'S ON SIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
90, THAT'S THE END OF THE THIRD TRIMESTER OF LIFE. WHY IS SHE ON THE PLANE WITH
ME [ LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT A DOCTOR, DELTA, BUT
DEATH IS CROWNING! I SEE IT [ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW I SOUND AGEIST, AND IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I AM, I THINK [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S AGE MINIMUMS AND WE NEED AGE MAXIMUMS. OKAY
WE NEED AGE MAXIMUM FOR FLIGHTS, COMPUTER TECHS, PRESIDENTS
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RIGHT, YOU ALL AGREE
YOU ALL AGREE. GET THAT MOTORCADE ON TRACK. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT WAS JUST SO WEIRD, SHE KEPT TELLING ME STUFF I DIDN'T ASK.
LET ME KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO VISIT HER BIG SISTER SHE TURNED ME INTO A OWL
I WAS LIKE WHO IS YOUR BIG SISTER [ LAUGHTER ]
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SHE JUST LIKE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO A YOUNG BLACK PERSON
BECAUSE AT ONE POINT, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, SHE JUST STARTED NAMING BLACK PEOPLE SHE
COULD REMEMBER [ LAUGHTER ] THAT GOT AWKWARD REALLY QUICK
BECAUSE SHE'S 90 SHE DON'T KNOW NO NEW BLACKS [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE WAS HITTING ME WITH THROW-BLACKS [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] YEAH CRAZY.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MUSIC AND SHE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW ELLA FITZGERALD?
FIRST OF ALL, HOW DARE YOU OF COURSE I KNOW WHO ELLA FITZGERALD IS
SHE WAS LIKE, "ELLA FITZGERALD AND NAT KING COLE ARE MY FAVORITE SINGERS."
AND I WANTED THE IS CONVERSATION TO BE AWKWARD AND END, I WAS LIKE WHAT CAN I SAY
TO MAKE HER NOT WANT TO TALK TO ME NO MORE I WAS LIKE, "SINCE WE TALKING
ABOUT FAVORITES, YOU KNOW HARRIET TUBMAN [ LAUGHTER ]
AND MATT TURNER, THEY'RE MY FAVORITE SLAVES. YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE,
DO YOU?" [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S LIKE "NO, MOSES IS MY
FAVORITE SLAVE." I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT [ LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU JUST OUT-SLAVE ME? THAT IS RUDE." MOSES WAS A GREAT SLAVE.
TOP FIVE MY NAME IS JOYELLE THANK YOU GUYS FOR LISTENING TO
ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I LOVE THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy:
JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON THERE YOU GO RIGHT THERE STANDING O
HER STAND-UP SPECIAL "LOVEJOY" PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON PEACOCK!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY THANKS TO KRISTEN STEWART, BAD BUNNY.
JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!