1 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:11,644 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:18,952 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:22,889 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KUMAIL NANJIANI, 4 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:26,826 FRED ARMISEN MUSICAL GUEST LUCY DACUS AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:32,465 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1542 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:38,071 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:52,085 * 8 00:00:52,085 --> 00:01:02,262 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:05,865 COME ON. RIGHT BACK HERE. I LOVE YOU 10 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:08,935 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYONE 11 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:13,740 YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,476 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS PRESIDENT BIDEN SPENT LAST TWO DAYS IN SCOTLAND ADDRESSING 13 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:24,084 WORLD LEADERS AT THE U.N. CLIMATE CHANGE SUMMIT. YEP, BIDEN REITERATED HIS 14 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:28,822 COMMITMENT TO CUT CARBON EMISSIONS IN HALF BY 2030. AND HE CAN DO IT 15 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:32,959 I MEAN, HE CUT HIS APPROVAL RATING IN HALF IN THREE MONTHS [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:36,463 BIDEN ENDED HIS BIG SPEECH BY SAYING, "GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND MAY GOD SAVE THE PLANET. 17 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:39,599 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN GOD WAS LIKE, "UH, THIS IS DEFINITELY A 'YOU BROKE IT, YOU 18 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:47,874 BOUGHT IT' SITUATION." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GOOD NEWS, OVER 19 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:51,978 100 COUNTRIES HAVE AGREED TO STOP DEFORESTATION BY 2030 IN OTHER WORDS - 20 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:55,148 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN OTHER WORDS, THEY AGREED TO STOP GIVING THE BRAZILIAN 21 00:01:55,148 --> 00:02:00,286 RAINFOREST A BRAZILIAN [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WASN'T JUST WORLD 22 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:08,161 LEADERS AT THE SUMMIT. LEONARDO DiCAPRIO WAS ALSO THERE. 23 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:11,531 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE APPARENTLY HE HEARD EARTH WAS GETTING HOTTER AND NEEDED TO 24 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:19,105 MEET HER [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, DiCAPRIO DOES A LOT 25 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:23,143 TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING. IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT ICEBERG. 26 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:29,482 [ LAUGHTER ] MORE NEWS FROM OVERSEAS -- AT SHANGHAI DISNEYLAND, DID YOU 27 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,886 HEAR ABOUT THIS? AFTER ONE PERSON TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID, MORE THAN 28 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:37,557 30,000 VISITORS WEREN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE PARK UNTIL THEY TESTED NEGATIVE. 29 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:41,494 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 30,000 PARENTS WERE LIKE, "THIS IS 30 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:45,999 AWFUL. WHILE EVERY KID WAS LIKE, "BEST DAY EVER!" 31 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,803 OH, MY -- TRAPPED IN DISNEYLAND [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,706 AT FIRST, EVERYONE AT DISNEYLAND WAS MAD THEY HAD TO SPEND HOURS SITTING AROUND AND 33 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,307 WAITING, THEN THEY REMEMBERED THAT'S WHAT THEY PAID FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE. 34 00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,443 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, MICKEY GIVES YOU A COVID TEST, AND THEN THEY 35 00:02:56,443 --> 00:03:02,682 CHARGE YOU $40 FOR A PHOTO [ LAUGHTER ] UNBELIEVABLE 36 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,884 DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS APPARENTLY THERE ARE ISSUES WITH THE TOILET ON THE SPACEX 37 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:08,588 CAPSULE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO FOUR ASTRONAUTS ARE GOING TO 38 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:12,125 HAVE TO USE BACKUP UNDERGARMENTS DURING THEIR TRIP HOME 39 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:16,062 [ AUDIENCE GROANS ASTRONAUTS WERE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, NOT SURE WE NEEDED TO 40 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:19,866 MAKE THAT PUBLIC." [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE DOING TONS OF OTHER STUFF 41 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:24,904 UP HERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, I SAW THAT NASA 42 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,639 ASTRONAUTS USED THE FIRST PEPPERS GROWN IN SPACE TO MAKE TACOS ON THE INTERNATIONAL 43 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:32,345 SPACE STATION. [ CHEERS ] I GUESS THEY FIGURED, "WELL, 44 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:36,383 TOILET'S BROKEN, TACO TUESDAY, ANYONE?" [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:41,855 >> Steve: WHAT? >> Jimmy: ANYONE THINKING HERE NEXT, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE 46 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:46,526 A PRUNE EATING CONTEST [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, PELOTON HAS 47 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:49,829 PARTNERED WITH DELTA AIR LINES TO OFFER STRETCHING AND MEDITATION CLASSES ON THEIR 48 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:55,101 FLIGHTS. [ CHEERS ] I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 49 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,003 I MEAN, AFTER BEING DELAYED FOR THREE HOURS, EVEN THE DALAI LAMA WOULD BE LIKE, "COME 50 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:02,942 ON LET'S GO!" [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:07,047 THAT'S MY DALAI LAMA IMPRESSION >> Steve: UNCANNY. 52 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,948 >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ONLY IMPRESSION - >> Steve: IT'S UNCANNY HOW 53 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:11,484 ACCURATE IT IS >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, YEAH. NO ONE ELSE DOES THE 54 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,119 DALAI LAMA >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: "COME ON 55 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:15,422 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T CARE IF I BEAT THE LUGGAGE THERE. 56 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,391 I DON'T CARE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF TRAVEL, AMERICAN 57 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:21,428 AIRLINES IS HAVING A ROUGH TIME IN THE PAST FEW DAYS THEY HAD TO CANCEL OVER 58 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:25,465 2,000 FLIGHTS DUE TO STAFFING AND WEATHER PROBLEMS AT THIS POINT, FLYING TO 59 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:30,503 CHARLOTTE IS LIKE CROSSING THE ATLANTIC IN 1750 [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:33,873 "MY BELOVED ISABELLE, OUR JOURNEY HAS BEEN LONG AND HARD." 61 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,276 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, I HEARD THAT ZOOM -- YOU GUYS KNOW ZOOM, 62 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:41,648 OBVIOUSLY, YEAH. ZOOM IS GOING TO START SHOWING ADS. 63 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:45,585 [ AUDIENCE GROANS [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE ONLY THING MISSING 64 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:53,560 FROM YOUR FOUR HOUR WORK LONG MEETINGS WERE COMMERCIALS. [ LAUGHTER ] 65 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,597 YES! WELL, THIS IS ACTUALLY FUN HEINZ JUST LAUNCHED A CHRISTMAS 66 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:01,534 DINNER IN A CAN. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:05,705 LOOK AT THIS THING JUST LIKE MOM USED TO MAKE [ AUDIENCE EW'S ] [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:11,711 WHEN SHE WAS IN PRISON [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ THAT HERE IN 69 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,780 NEW YORK CITY, THE MET IS PUTTING ON AN OPERA THAT'S SIX HOURS LONG 70 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:21,554 AOHS YEAH, IT'S A FAMOUS OPERA CALLED "THE TERRIBLE IDEA DURING A PANDEMIC. 71 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:24,624 [ LAUGHTER ] SIX HOURS! YEAH, EACH GUEST IS HANDED A 72 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:28,762 A PLAYBILL AND A PAIR OF ASTRONAUT UNDERGARMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:33,133 TACO TUESDAY AND FINALLY, A MAN IN CALIFORNIA RETURNED HOME TO 74 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,669 FIND A PRETTY INTERESTING SCENE. LOOK AT THIS 75 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:35,702 SCENE. LOOK AT THIS 76 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,072 RETURNED HOME, HE WAS SURPRISED TO FIND HIS FRONT DOOR WIDE 77 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:45,712 OPEN, AND QUICKLY NOTICED THAT BEAR ON THE COUNTER SCARFING DOWN A BUCKET OF KFC 78 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:52,686 LLL UNFORTUNATELY, ONE OF HIS PET PARAKEETS IS STILL MISSING [ AUDIENCE OOHS 79 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,989 >> Jimmy: COLONEL SANDERS IS LIKE, "OH, NO, THEY FINALLY FOUND OUT OUR SECRET RECIPE, 80 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:59,092 PARAKEET." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 81 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,061 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 82 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:21,548 * PCPC >> Jimmy: IT IS TUESDAY WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 83 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,184 WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. KRISTEN STEWART WILL BE HERE 84 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,220 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BAD BUNNY WILL BE 85 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,090 HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE -- 86 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:35,161 ARIANA GRANDE WILL BE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 87 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:38,331 FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE STARS IN THE NEW MARVEL MOVIE "ETERNALS," WHICH OPENS 88 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:45,071 IN THEATERS FRIDAY, KUMAIL NANJIANI IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 89 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:49,309 HE'S A SUPERHERO >> Steve: A DELIGHTFUL MAN >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE VOICES 90 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:54,547 A CHARACTER IN THE NETFLIX SERIES "BIG MOUTH," THE NEW SEASON PREMIERES THIS WEEK 91 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:57,517 HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED A REASON TO BE HERE, REALLY >> Steve: NO 92 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,386 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> Steve: HE'S CONSTANTLY WORKING. 93 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,254 HE DOES STUFF ALL THE TIME >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK HIM. 94 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:05,191 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: OSCAR WINNER 95 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:06,693 FRED ARMISEN IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 96 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:11,064 AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC, IN STUDIO LUCY DACUS IS HERE 97 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:19,739 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LUCY DACUS HEY GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR OUR 98 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:22,142 LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS." HERE WE GO 99 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:22,175 SHOW POLLS." HERE WE GO 100 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:28,348 POLLS * >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST POLL 101 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:32,786 ASKED, "WHAT ARE YOUR THANKSGIVING TRAVEL PLANS? 6% SAID, "DRIVING TO MY 102 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:37,290 SISTER'S HOUSE." 6% SAID, "I HAVE FAMILY VISITING ME. 103 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:44,264 88% SAID, "TRYING NOT TO GET DUCT TAPED TO MY PLANE SEAT. LPLP THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHO 104 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:48,468 IS THE MOST EVIL TV CHARACTER OF ALL TIME? 35% SAID, "KING JOFFREY. 105 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,304 45% SAID, "HANNIBAL. 20% SAID, "EVERY CONTESTANT ON 'THE PRICE IS RIGHT' WHO 106 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:57,977 GUESSES $1 MORE THAN THE PREVIOUS CONTESTANT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 107 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,014 IT'S CALLED A LIFE HACK, GOOGLE IT LLL IT'S CALLED A -- 108 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:04,851 IT'S CALLED A LIFE HACK. GOOGLE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,720 THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS WHERE PEOPLE 110 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:18,298 EXPERIENCE ALTERNATE REALITIES AT THE SAME TIME?" 100% SAID, "NO." 111 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:30,443 [ LAUGHTER ] 100% SAID, "YES. LPLP >> Steve: DOUBLE WHAMMY 112 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:35,348 >> Jimmy: LITTLE BRAIN GYMNASTICS THIS NEXT ONE ASKS, "WHAT'S 113 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,719 YOUR FAVORITE DATING APP?" 50% SAID, "TINDER. 45% SAID, "BUMBLE. 114 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:44,057 5% SAID, "MOZZARELLA STICKS FOR TWO. [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:48,361 >> Steve: APPETIZER. THAT'S AN APPETIZER, NICE. WOW. 116 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,064 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "ARE YOU TOO DISTRACTED BY YOUR PHONE? 117 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,467 48% SAID, "NO. 42% SAID, "SOMETIMES." 10% SAID, "SORRY, I GOTTA TAKE 118 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:59,072 THIS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "DO YOU 119 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:03,777 STRUGGLE WITH ANSWERING BASIC YES OR NO QUESTIONS? 50% SAID, "NO. 120 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:08,348 50% SAID, "BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 121 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,484 THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER LAST POLL ASKS, "WHAT DOES YOUR DAD SAY MOST OFTEN ON THE 122 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:16,890 PHONE? 10% SAID, "HOW ARE YOU DOING?" 90% SAID, "I'LL PUT MOM ON." 123 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,292 LPLP THERE YOU HAVE IT, THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS. WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE PLAYING 124 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,161 "PICTIONARY" WITH SOME SPECIAL GUESTS STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 125 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:41,948 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 126 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,050 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH THE ONE AND ONLY 127 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:52,792 TARIQ TROTTER! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 128 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,962 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF "PICTIONARY. BUT TO DO THAT, WE'RE GOING TO 129 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,365 NEED SOME TEAMMATES. [ DRUMROLL ] FIRST, JOINING MY TEAM, HE 130 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,900 STARS IN THE NEW MARVEL MOVIE "ETERNALS" OPENING IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY, PLEASE WELCOME 131 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:05,705 KUMAIL NANJIANI! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 132 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,208 >> HEY >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 133 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,478 LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 134 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,881 WOW. ME AND YOU, BUDDY. AND JOINING TARIQ'S TEAM, HE 135 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:19,019 STARS IN SEASON FIVE OF "BIG MOUTH" WHICH COMES OUT ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY, PLEASE 136 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,956 WELCOME -- >> Tariq: AMAZING! >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN 137 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:26,793 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> YES, YES, YES 138 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:33,800 >> Tariq: WE WON WE ALREADY WON WE ALREADY WON 139 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,836 >> Jimmy: TARIQ, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT >> Tariq: HE'S A VICTIM. 140 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,372 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO >> Tariq: YES. >> Jimmy: IT'S A FUN GAME. 141 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,541 >> Tariq: OF COURSE IT IS. >> WELL, I CANNOT DRAW I'M NOT BEING HUMBLE, REALLY 142 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,410 CANNOT CAN YOU DRAW >> Tariq: YES. 143 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,447 >> AND HE CAN DRAW WE'RE GOING TO LOSE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 144 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,983 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S OKAY >> YEAH. 145 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,951 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FINE WITH LOSING >> YEAH. 146 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,920 >> OH, MY GOD. THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY EMBARRASSING 147 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,423 >> Jimmy: NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> UNLESS IT'S A NINJA TURTLE, 148 00:10:56,423 --> 00:11:01,227 I CAN'T DRAW IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. BUT THAT'S GOOD. 149 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,530 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: IF IT IS NINJA TURTLE, JUST POINT AT ME LIKE 150 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,699 THIS AND I'LL SAY NINJA TURTLE >> NO, BUT THE NINJA I CAN'T -- THAT'S THE ONE THING I CAN 151 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,068 DRAW >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH EXACTLY WHEN I DRAW IT -- YEAH, THAT'S 152 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,969 GONNA BE --- >> THAT'S THE ONE I DON'T NEED TO CHEAT AT. 153 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:12,272 >> Jimmy: YEAH, DARN [ LAUGHTER ] ALRIGHT, IF IT'S -- OH GOSH. 154 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:16,643 >> Tariq: IT'S -- NUMBER SEVEN >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY. 155 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,579 EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY "PICTIONARY. 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, WE'LL 156 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,215 TAKE A TURN, THEN WE'LL HAVE A A SHOWDOWN WHERE BOTH TEAMS WILL DRAW THE SAME CLUE AT THE 157 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,617 SAME TIME, WORTH DOUBLE THE POINTS MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN. 158 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,120 FRED, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST AND TARIQ YOU CAN SIT THERE. >> Tariq: YEAH 159 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,856 >> Jimmy: TARIQ IS GUESSING. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WHAT NUMBER, GUYS? 160 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:32,826 >> FIVE! >> THREE >> I HEARD THREE 161 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,763 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS I HEARD THREE. >> Tariq: FIVE 162 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:41,468 >> YOU THINK FIVE. >> Tariq: YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] 163 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,738 >> THIS IS AN OBJECT >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 164 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,107 HERE WE GO, TIMER'S ON HERE WE GO WOW. 165 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:51,277 >> Tariq: SOFT PRETZEL [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE'S DRAWING THE OUTLINE. 166 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:55,015 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S GOOD AT THE OUTLINE. >> Tariq: AHH, I'M DUMB. 167 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,851 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, A MAN -- GENIE IN A BOTTLE [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:02,322 ALADDIN, NO. TIME -- CLOCK. A CLOCK. 169 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:06,393 A TIME MACHINE * [ DINGS 170 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:12,065 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER I LIKE THAT. 171 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:17,203 I LIKE THAT. >> YEP >> WHAT? 172 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:20,273 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> HOW DID YOU GET - >> Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 173 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:25,712 >> Tariq: WE'RE CONNECTED. >> Jimmy: THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE WELL DONE, FRED. 174 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,782 >> WHERE'S THE MACHINE >> Tariq: OBVIOUSLY A TIME MACHINE. 175 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,317 >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT >> YEAH. >> WOW 176 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,286 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I'M DRAWING. WHAT NUMBER? 177 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:40,593 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS OKAY OKAY 178 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,864 >> WHAT IS IT? >> Jimmy: A PERSON >> OH. 179 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,833 >> Jimmy: DOES THAT HELP AT ALL? >> YEAH, I'M GOING TO GUESS 180 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:50,203 PEOPLE NOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, READY FOR THIS 181 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:58,745 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. >> Tariq: FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR BOARD. 182 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,681 LIKE YOU'RE DRAWING ON - [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO, NO. 183 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,550 HE'S DRAWING FOR ME. IT'S FINE. I'M SORRY. 184 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,752 >> Tariq: OKAY, OKAY >> YOU CANNOT DISTRACT HIM START THE TIME OVER. 185 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,687 >> Tariq: OKAY, OKAY >> GO BACK, REWIND LEGS 186 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:11,858 IT'S HORSEMAN. IT'S A COWMAN. COWBOY 187 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:18,198 COW IN THE LATRINE POOP, PEE, BATHROOM. OUTHOUSE MAN 188 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,801 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> UDDER MILKMAN. 189 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,771 >> Jimmy: YES! NICE JOB [ DING ] 190 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,940 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> MILKMAN 191 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:32,746 >> MILKMAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL RIGHT >> Tariq: YEAH 192 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:35,148 >> WOW >> Tariq: NICE WHOSE TURN IS IT 193 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,884 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 194 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:41,354 >> MY GOD. >> Tariq: GREAT. >> WOW 195 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:47,394 WOW. >> Tariq: GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. >> WOW 196 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,462 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT SECURITY, SECURITY TARIQ, YOU'RE UP 197 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,865 ENJOY YOUR -- GO, AND THANK YOU AGAIN FOR PLAYING. >> Tariq: COOL, OKAY 198 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,600 COOL >> ALL RIGHT >> Tariq: ALL RIGHT. 199 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,103 >> Jimmy: GOOD LUCK. >> HEY, GOOD LUCK. >> Tariq: WHATEVS. 200 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:00,507 >> Jimmy: GO GET THEM, BUD >> Tariq: I GUESS IT'S MY JOB TO GET RID OF THIS THING 201 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,109 >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY. >> I'M GONNA DO THIS ONE WITHOUT LOOKING JUST FROM THE 202 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,878 REACTION [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 203 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:08,915 THE WHOLE GAME WORKS, YOU HAVE TO BY THIS DRAWING >> Tariq: FRED, WHAT NUMBER? 204 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:12,952 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS >> LET'S GO UP TO TWO. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, DON'T 205 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:19,959 LOOK [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THIS IS AN OBJECT. 206 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:24,564 >> OBJECT. >> Jimmy: THAT NARROWS IT DOWN >> Tariq: IT'S A THING 207 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:31,538 >> Jimmy: THAT NARROWS IT DOWN >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO TIMER'S STARTED ALREADY. 208 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,274 >> APPLE >> THAT'S TOO EASY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 209 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:39,079 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO EASY >> MILK, MILK. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T 210 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,513 KNOW IT. >> APPLE CIDER [ DINGS 211 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:49,155 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: STOP BOWING. 212 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:53,193 STOP BOWING. STOP -- STOP IT. STOP CLAPPING AND BOWING 213 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:59,199 IT'S SO SILLY. >> I MEAN, JUST HAVE SOME GRACE. 214 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,835 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR BOARD THAT'S YOUR BOARD. 215 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:05,338 >> Tariq: OH, COOL >> THAT'S OUR POINT THEN >> Jimmy: THAT'S OUR POINT 216 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,942 [ LAUGHTER ] KUMAIL YOU'RE UP, BUD. >> THIS IS THE BEST APPLE CIDER 217 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,412 RECIPE I'VE EVER SEEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT IS GOOD 218 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,848 >> I CANNOT DRAW >> Jimmy: I KNOW TURTLE -- WE GOT THIS. 219 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:18,385 HOPEFULLY, IT'S A NINJA TURTLE [ LAUGHTER ] IF IT IS, HE KNOWS HOW TO DRAW 220 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,921 IT >> Tariq: HOPE FOR THE BEST, PREPARE WORST. 221 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,890 >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE IS NINJA TURTLE WHICH ONE? 222 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:30,563 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS >> EIGHT >> OOH 223 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:35,368 >> Jimmy: WAIT, YOU FEEL GOOD? [ LAUGHTER ] IN THAT FACE, I CAN SEE 224 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,938 CONFIDENCE YOU DID. YOU LOOK CONFIDENT, AND LOOKED 225 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:46,646 LIKE YOU WERE INTO IT AND CONFIDENT. >> IT'S -- IT'S AN ACTION. 226 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:50,583 >> Jimmy: THAT DOES NOTHING. >> I MEAN, EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS AN ACTION 227 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,886 >> Jimmy: OKAY, WE GOT THIS. READY, WE HAVE THIS. TRUST ME 228 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,954 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: WE'RE PARTNERS WE'RE IN THE ZONE. 229 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,557 >> I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW -- OKAY, READY? 230 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:02,495 >> Jimmy: YES, I AM READY. >> HERE WE GO. >> Jimmy: YES. 231 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,765 [ LAUGHTER ] THUMBS UP. OKAY 232 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,501 THUMBS UP. POSITIVE TWO THUMBS UP. 233 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,471 SISKEL AND EBERT MOVIE REVIEW, FIST PUMP, TWO THUMBS -- THUMB WRESTLING. 234 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:16,609 THUMB WAR. [ DINGS * 235 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:27,754 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: FAIR ENOUGH. >> THAT'S FAIR 236 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:34,194 >> Tariq: FAIR ENOUGH. FAIR ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT THAT. 237 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,464 >> Tariq: BE THAT AS IT MAY. >> DID I COUNT THE RIGHT NUMBER - 238 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,666 >> Jimmy: WAIT SO HERE'S THE WAY THIS IS GONNA WORK 239 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,502 FRED, YOU'RE GONNA DRAW THERE. I'LL DRAW HERE BOTH OF OUR TEAMS GUESS. 240 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,471 WHOEVER GUESSES -- >> WE'RE DRAWING DIFFERENT THINGS 241 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:49,175 >> Tariq: OH, SIMULTANEOUSLY >> Jimmy: SO SAME THING. >> OH, WE'RE THE SAME. 242 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,545 >> Jimmy: SAME THING AND WHOEVER GUESSES IT GETS ALL THE POINTS AND WINS THE WHOLE GAME 243 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,381 THIS ONE'S 5,000 POINTS. >> Tariq: OKAY, COOL [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,282 LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT. BIG LEAGUE MONEY 245 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,585 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 246 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:06,760 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTS NUMBERS >> NUMBER THREE. >> Jimmy: WE'RE BOTH DRAWING 247 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,797 THE SAME THING [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, OKAY, OKAY 248 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:16,069 WE GOT THIS. >> WE GOT THIS >> Jimmy: THIS IS --E >> AN 249 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,572 ANIMAL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT YOU'RE 250 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:24,577 GOING. GOSH, LOOK HOW FAST YOU ARE. >> OKAY. 251 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,446 >> SHARK HAMMERHEAD SHARK [ DINGS 252 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:31,918 >> OH, MY GOD. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 253 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:41,094 >> WHAT? >> GOOD GAME GOOD GAME. 254 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,830 >> THAT WAS FAIR >> Jimmy: WOW. >> GOOD GAME 255 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:47,067 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: KUMAIL NANJIANI, 256 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:50,503 FRED ARMISEN, TARIQ TROTTER. WE'RE TALKING TO KUMAIL WHEN WE COME BACK. 257 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:54,541 COME ON BACK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 258 00:17:54,541 --> 00:18:15,628 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A VERY TALENTED COMEDIAN AND 259 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:23,737 ACTOR STARING IN THE NEW MARVEL MOVIE, "ETERNALS," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. 260 00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:24,904 IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME KUMAIL NANJIANI 261 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,240 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 262 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:39,919 * YOU LOOK MARVELOUS * >> YOU LOOK MARVELOUS, DARLING * YOU LOOK MARVELOUS * 263 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:46,559 >> Jimmy: HOW GREAT IS IT TO HEAR AN AUDIENCE >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S AMAZING. 264 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,962 IT FEELS NEW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 265 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:53,466 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING IN STUDIO AND FOR DOING THIS 266 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,504 >> I MEAN, YEAH, I'M SO EXCITED TO BE BACK OUT IN THE WORLD A LITTLE BIT 267 00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:01,007 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT? YOU KNOW, I'M A FAN OF YOURS, BUT I LOVED YOUR MOVIE -- I 268 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,843 LOVE YOUR STAND-UP, BUT I LOVE YOUR MOVIE, "THE BIG SICK," ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 269 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,681 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PHENOMENAL JOB BUT NOW YOU'RE A SUPERHERO 270 00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:14,554 YOU'RE A SUPERHERO, DUDE >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I REALLY CAN'T 271 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,724 I'LL KNOW FRIDAY WHEN THE MOVIE COMES OUT THAT IT'S NOT AN ELABORATE PRANK. 272 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,660 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT A PRANK, YOU'RE REAL. 273 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,029 >> IT FEELS WILD, MAN. >> Jimmy: HOW DID IT COME ABOUT? 274 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:28,234 DID YOU GET THE CALL FROM -- WHO CALLED YOU >> SO, I'M OUT OF TOWN FOR A 275 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:31,705 A FEW WEEKS AND I GET A CALL, AND THEY SAY, "HEY, MARVEL WANTS TO MEET YOU. 276 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:34,040 AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN MARVEL'S NOT A PERSON, LIKE --" 277 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,242 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, EXACTLY RIGHT. >> "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' THEY'RE 278 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:41,448 LIKE, "CHLOE ZHOU AND NATE MOORE, A PRODUCER, WANT TO MEET YOU." 279 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:45,819 AND I KNEW CHLOE WAS DIRECTING "ETERNALS. AMAZING DIRECTOR, HUGE FAN OF 280 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:48,755 HERS I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WANT TO MEET ME. 281 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:54,561 SO I HAVE THIS MEETING AND CHLOE TALKS ME THROUGH THE ENTIRE MOVIE IN 45 MINUTES 282 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,096 SHE'S LIKE 45 MINUTES, BEGINNING TO END, TELLS ME THE ENTIRE MOVIE 283 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:59,265 AND THEN SHE'S LIKE, "SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?" AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU -- 284 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:05,505 IT SOUNDS GREAT. I'D LOVE TO GO WATCH IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,340 >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE A HIT, YEAH, I MEAN - >> "YEAH, DO THAT, THAT SOUNDS 286 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,977 GREAT. FOR? >> "YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE 287 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:14,214 MILLIONS YOU JUST WANTED MY FEEDBACK? IT IS A THUMBS UP FROM ME, 288 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:18,385 CHLOE. [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "THUMBS UP." 289 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,920 SHE'S LIKE, "NO, DO YOU WANT TO BE IN IT?" AND I SAID "YES" BEFORE SHE HAD 290 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:25,158 FINISHED THE SENTENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT DO, 291 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:28,294 BECAUSE WHAT YOU DO IS, "LET ME THINK ABOUT IT," THEN YOU GO TELL YOUR AGENT TO TRY AND GET 292 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,730 YOU MORE MONEY >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH - 293 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,467 >> I WAS LIKE, "YES, OF COURSE I'LL PAY YOU TO DO IT, WHATEVER." 294 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,636 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EXACTLY CORRECT. >> WHATEVER NEEDS DONE 295 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,571 >> YOU PAY THEM TO -- I'LL PAY YOU TO BE IN A MARVEL MOVIE. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ACTION 296 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:45,078 FIGURE, BUDDY. LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:50,083 LOOK AT HIM. I MEAN, HOW COOL IS THAT IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, DID YOU 298 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,885 EVER GO LIKE, "OH, YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE A SUPERHERO AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A DOLL AND KIDS 299 00:20:51,885 --> 00:20:53,353 ARE GOING TO BUY MY DOLL IN THE TOY STORE. >> IT'S NOT A DOLL, IT'S AN 300 00:20:53,353 --> 00:21:03,096 ACTION FIGURE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THE DIFFERENCE IS 301 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:08,134 POINTS OF ARTICULATION [ LAUGHTER ] I SAY THAT, BECAUSE I OWN A LOT 302 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:11,638 OF ACTION FIGURES. >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DO >> YEAH, I BUY THEM. 303 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:15,275 AND YEAH, IT'S REALLY, REALLY UNBELIEVABLE YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST SAW IT, 304 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:23,450 I WAS JUST SO HAPPY, AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "EMILY, THEY MESSED UP MY PROFILE. 305 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,720 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE WAS LIKE, "NO, THEY DIDN'T." 306 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,222 >> Jimmy: THEY NAILED IT, YEAH >> SHE WAS LIKE, "THEY GOT IT EXACTLY RIGHT. 307 00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:31,758 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "STUFF IS STICKING OUT WHERE IT 308 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,228 SHOULDN'T BE STICKING OUT AND NOT STICKING OUT WHERE IT SHOULD BE. 309 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:38,965 AND SHE WAS LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S HOW YOUR FACE LOOKS. [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,368 >> Jimmy: TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER AND YOUR SUPERPOWER 311 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,269 >> SO I PLAY A CHARACTER NAMED KINGO, AND, YOU KNOW, ETERNALS HAVE SORT OF BEEN ON EARTH FOR 312 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,971 7,000 YEARS, WE'RE HERE TO FIGHT THESE MONSTERS CALLED DEVIANTS AND WE'RE SORT OF ALL 313 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:54,681 SUPPOSED TO GO OFF ON OUR OWN AND KEEP A LOW PROFILE >> Jimmy: YEAH 314 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:59,519 >> AND SO MY CHARACTER GOES AND BECOMES A BOLLYWOOD MOVIE STAR - 315 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,422 [ CHEERS ] THAT'S SORT OF HAPPY YEAH, HE DOES, BUT HE'S JUST -- 316 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:07,060 YOU KNOW, SO MANY SUPERHEROES, LIKE, THE POWER IS, LIKE, A BIG RESPONSIBILITY ON THEM 317 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:11,297 YOU KNOW, THIS GUY LOVES IT. HE LOVES BEING A SUPERHERO HE LOVES HAVING POWERS 318 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:14,367 HE LOVES BEING A BOLLYWOOD MOVIE STAR NO NOTES, HIS LIFE IS PERFECT. 319 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:17,070 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DO A BIG, GIANT BOLLYWOOD 320 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,972 DANCE NUMBER >> YEAH, AND WE'RE GOING TO SHOW A CLIP FROM THAT A LITTLE 321 00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:23,543 BIT, YOU KNOW, SO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU 322 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,845 KNOW HOW TO -- >> WELL, NO, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS 323 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,681 EMILY CAN'T EVEN GET ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR TO DANCE, AND I WAS LIKE, "IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF 324 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:34,821 PEOPLE I CAN'T DO THIS. SO WHEN FIRST MET CHLOE, SHE 325 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:37,557 WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE GOING TO DO A BOLLYWOOD DANCE NUMBER," AND I WAS LIKE, "CAN WE DO 326 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:41,094 SOMETHING ELSE?" >> Jimmy: ANYTHING ELSE, YEAH. >> AND SHE WAS LIKE, "OKAY, 327 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,897 WE'LL DO A BOLLYWOOD ACTION SEQUENCE." I WAS LIKE, "GREAT." 328 00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:45,965 AND THEN WE GOT TO LONDON TO SHOOT IT, SHE WAS LIKE, "I LIED, IT'S A BOLLYWOOD DANCE 329 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:49,135 NUMBER." [ LAUGHTER ] SHE LIED TO ME 330 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:52,972 SHE PUT A LIE IN THE SCRIPT. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE PRINTED OUT THE LIE. 331 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,941 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND SO I GOT A -- I WAS LIKE, "GET ME A TEACHER," AND 332 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:58,978 WE -- I TRAINED FOR FOUR MONTHS TO DO IT BUT IT WAS REALLY COOL, YOU 333 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:02,482 KNOW THE FIRST -- SO I TRAINED WITH, MILIKA IS HER NAME, SHE 334 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:05,752 CHOREOGRAPHED THE DANCE, TOO AND WHEN I FIRST WALKED INTO THE BIG REHEARSAL WITH 335 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:10,557 EVERYBODY, I WALKED INTO THE GYM WHERE WE WERE DOING THE REHEARSAL. 336 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:17,130 AND I GOT REALLY EMOTIONAL, IT WAS LIKE 50 SOUTH ASIAN PEOPLE [ CHEERS ] 337 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:19,199 AND I WAS LIKE - YEAH, MAN! CHEER FOR SOUTH ASIA 338 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:21,234 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO MANY YEARS YOU BARELY HAVE ANY SOUTH ASIAN PEOPLE, AND 339 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:24,237 THEN SUDDENLY THERE'S LIKE 52 OF US IN ONE SCENE, YOU KNOW 340 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:29,275 IT WAS AWESOME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S 341 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:33,413 A LITTLE TOUGH BECAUSE IT'S -- THERE ARE 52 PEOPLE AND 51 OF THEM ARE PROFESSIONAL DANCERS. 342 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:37,884 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE ONE WHO IS IN FOCUS IS REALLY TRYING TO HANG ON 343 00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:41,988 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO, NO I GOT TO SAY, I'M JUST -- I'M 344 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:45,658 HAPPY FOR YOU, COULDN'T HAPPEN TO NICER GUY >> WELL, THANK YOU 345 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,395 >> Jimmy: ALL THE SUCCESS. BUT THIS IS MAJOR ON SO MANY LEVELS 346 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:51,765 >> I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH I'M JUST SO THRILLED TO BE PART OF IT. 347 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:55,168 >> Jimmy: GOOD MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 348 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:59,139 HERE'S KUMAIL NANJIANI IN "ETERNALS. TAKE A LOOK. 349 00:23:59,139 --> 00:23:59,172 "ETERNALS. TAKE A LOOK. 350 00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:09,382 >> CUT OKAY 351 00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:13,520 EVERYONE THAT WAS GOOD WE CAN DO 10% BETTER THOUGH. >> THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 352 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,457 VERY, VERY GOOD. >> AH! ALL MY FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE ARE 353 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:23,797 HERE BOSS, PERFECT TIMING WELCOME TO THE SET OF -- 354 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:29,269 [ SPEAKING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] YOU LIKE THE COSTUME? 355 00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:31,338 >> WE NEED TO TALK >> TELL THE DIRECTOR I HAVE NOTES FOR HIM. 356 00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:34,507 >> WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE. >> OH, KARUN, HE'S WORKED WITH 357 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,409 ME FOR 50 YEARS. I TRUST HIM COMPLETELY ACTUALLY, WHEN WE FIRST MET HE 358 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:41,514 THOUGHT I WAS VAMPIRE AND TRIED TO STAKE ME THROUGH THE HEART. >> I HAVE APOLOGIZED SO MANY 359 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:45,085 TIMES. >> NOT QUITE ENOUGH TIMES. VERY CLOSE THOUGH. 360 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:48,621 I'LL LET YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, COME ON 361 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,690 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE VERY FUNNY, BUD. KUMAIL NANJIANI EVERYBODY! 362 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:53,760 "ETERNALS" OPENS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. FRED ARMISEN JOINS US AFTER THE 363 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,130 BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 364 00:24:57,130 --> 00:25:13,213 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN 365 00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:15,749 EMMY AND GRAMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR AND COMEDIAN HE VOICES ONE OF THE CHARACTERS 366 00:25:15,749 --> 00:25:18,151 IN THE HIT SHOW "BIG MOUTH," THE NEW SEASON PREMIERES THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. 367 00:25:18,151 --> 00:25:19,419 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, FRED ARMISEN 368 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:43,143 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT IS FRED ARMISEN 369 00:25:43,143 --> 00:25:44,978 RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 370 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:48,081 >> HI. >> Jimmy: SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE 371 00:25:48,081 --> 00:25:51,418 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN STUDIO. YOU'VE BEEN SO NICE TO COME ON 372 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:54,254 THE SHOW THROUGH ZOOMS AND ALL THAT STUFF >> AND WHERE WAS THAT? 373 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:56,556 WAS THAT HANGING ON A SCREEN HERE >> Jimmy: IT WAS A SCREEN 374 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,525 BEHIND YOU YEAH, AND SO THAT'S WERE YOU WERE 375 00:25:58,525 --> 00:26:01,027 AND WEIRDLY ENOUGH, YOU WERE IN THE BUILDING, ZOOMING. >> OH, YES 376 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,096 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME INTO THE STUDIO TO SEE ME 377 00:26:03,096 --> 00:26:05,298 >> NO, NO. I MEAN, I LIVE RIGHT HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, WHICH -- 378 00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:10,036 >> I'M IN THE APARTMENT RIGHT THAT WAY >> Jimmy: OH 379 00:26:10,036 --> 00:26:12,505 [ LAUGHTER ] ARE WE TOO LOUD OR OUR WE -- >> YOU'RE TOTALLY FINE 380 00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:14,374 >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 381 00:26:14,374 --> 00:26:16,543 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE ON "BIG MOUTH" ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. 382 00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:18,645 YOU'RE A VOICE OF ONE OF THE CHARACTERS CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 383 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,714 AND THEN ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT CAME OUT I WAS VERY EXCITED 384 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:24,217 I DIDN'T -- I SHOULD CONGRATULATED YOU. SORRY ABOUT THAT 385 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:27,253 BUT CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE OF THE VOICES IN THE NEW SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 386 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:30,056 MOVIE. >> YEAH. YEAH 387 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,292 THE MOVIE. >> Jimmy: MOVIE. YEAH 388 00:26:32,292 --> 00:26:34,794 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> MOVIE IT'S CALLED A MOVIE. 389 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:37,097 >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED A MOVIE. GOOGLE IT. >> LOOK IT UP. 390 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:39,065 >> Jimmy: LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY >> YEAH. 391 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:42,135 YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED A MOVIE. >> IT'S A MOVIE. 392 00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:45,638 HOW LONG HAVE YOU LASTED OH, I DON'T KNOW, DECADES. [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,374 >> Jimmy: LOOK IT UP IN THESAURUS. >> YEAH. 394 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:49,442 >> Jimmy: ANOTHER NAME FOR IT IS FILM. >> YEAH. 395 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,977 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MOVIES. 396 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,179 >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED MOVIES >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 397 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,148 >> GO TO ONE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BE IN ONE. 398 00:26:55,148 --> 00:26:57,117 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER ENCYCLOPEDIAS? 399 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,852 >> YEAH. DO YOU REMEMBER HOW BIG THEY WERE, AND HOW MANY YOU WOULD 400 00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:02,689 HAVE >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HAD A WHOLE COLLECTION 401 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:05,025 >> YEAH. LIKE, THAT'S WHAT YOU WENT TO. LIKE, "WELL, WE'LL LOOK IT UP. 402 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:07,160 >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND WE GO, "OH YEAH, WE'LL LOOK IT UP." YEAH 403 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,362 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THEN MICROSOFT ENCARTA. 404 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:11,331 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THAT 405 00:27:11,331 --> 00:27:13,733 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO, WE'LL TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT. 406 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,368 >> WHO WILL >> Jimmy: WE GET OUT ON THE AIR. 407 00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:19,272 >> WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT ENCYCLOPEDIAS AND -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, STUFF LIKE 408 00:27:19,272 --> 00:27:21,708 THAT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: MICROSOFT ENCARTA. 409 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,210 YOU KNOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. 410 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:26,046 >> Jimmy: MAYBE BRING UP PRODIGY. YOU'LL GO, "DO YOU REMEMBER 411 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:28,715 PRODIGY? AND I'LL SAY, "YEAH I DO." THEN YOU'LL SAY, "OH, DO YOU 412 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:33,720 REMEMBER DIALING THE PHONE -- THE PHONE DIALING GO - [ STATIC ] 413 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,356 I'LL GET A LAUGH >> BUT SHOULD I DO IT TO THE AUDIENCE 414 00:27:36,356 --> 00:27:39,292 DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD BE LIKE, "DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER?" 415 00:27:39,292 --> 00:27:41,394 IT SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] 416 00:27:41,394 --> 00:27:46,066 IT SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THAT, LIKE -- RIGHT? >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 417 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:48,368 SO MAYBE, YOU COME OUT I SIT HERE NO, NO, NO, YOU SIT THERE. 418 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:50,337 >> I SIT HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN YOU GOT TO GO LIKE -- I GO -- I'LL 419 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,439 SAY MICROSOFT ENCARTA AND YOU GO - >> "DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE 420 00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:53,940 SOUND? [ LAUGHTER ] THAT KIND OF VOICE 421 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,809 [ CHEERS ] YEAH, A LITTLE CHEER >> Jimmy: THAT'S A BIT 422 00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:57,877 AND YOU DO THAT. AND THEN YOU GO OUT THERE AND YOU DO THE PART. 423 00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:02,816 [ INDISCERNIBLE >> SO THEN I'M SORT OF SURPRISED. 424 00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:06,186 I GO, "WHOA, NO -- AND YOU'VE BEEN THERE." >> Jimmy: YES. 425 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,255 YEAH, AND YOU SAY -- >> AND GREECE IS BEAUTIFUL >> Jimmy: YEAH, TALK ABOUT 426 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:12,425 GREECE >> WONDERFUL THE GREECE 427 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:15,929 >> Jimmy: I'LL GO, "HEY, SANDY, I CAN'T BELIEVE. YOU GO, "NOT THAT ONE. 428 00:28:15,929 --> 00:28:18,531 >> "NOT THAT ONE." >> Jimmy: DON'T BE SILLY AND I GO, "YEAH, SORRY BACK TO 429 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:21,701 THE PROJECT. >> YEAH, BACK TO THE PROJECT >> Jimmy: I HAD GOOD TIME, 430 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:25,338 FILMING IN GREECE. >> YEAH, FILMING IN GREECE >> Jimmy: TELL THE DIRECTOR'S 431 00:28:25,338 --> 00:28:27,073 A GOOD FRIEND. >> A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, GENIUS 432 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:29,242 >> Jimmy: GENIUS >> YOU KNOW, ON THE PHONE. YOU WERE FANTASTIC 433 00:28:29,242 --> 00:28:32,212 [ LAUGHTER ] >> FUNNY STORY, I GUESS. SO THEY ORDERED FALAFEL AND 434 00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:36,583 THIS GUY LOOKS AT ME, AND YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 435 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:40,520 >> Jimmy: AND HE GOES "WE'RE NOT OPEN" AND NOW I FEEL AWFUL [ LAUGHTER ] 436 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,791 >> I THINK IT WILL WORK. >> Jimmy: I ORDER A FALAFEL, AND NOW I FEEL AWFUL 437 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,193 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 438 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,596 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS STUFF YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL MATERIAL. 439 00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:51,664 >> I LIKE IT >> Jimmy: I WANT YOU TO COME OUT AND BE REAL. 440 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:55,168 >> I LIKE -- THIS IS VERY MUCH THE REAL ME AND I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THOSE THINGS 441 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:58,538 >> Jimmy: WAIT, SO FRED TALK TO ME ABOUT "BIG MOUTH. SO YOU'RE IN THIS SHOW AND WHO 442 00:28:58,538 --> 00:29:03,143 DO YOU PLAY? YOU'RE NICK KROLL'S DAD? >> I'M HIS DAD 443 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:06,713 >> Jimmy: IT'S FUN TO DO >> AND HIS NAME IS ELLIOT. AND IT'S BASED -- THE VOICE -- 444 00:29:06,713 --> 00:29:09,382 THIS IS FOR REAL I KNOW I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF BITS 445 00:29:09,382 --> 00:29:11,117 YOU GUYS ARE PATIENT AND SO NICE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 446 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:17,123 BUT I DID THE VOICE TO SOUND LIKE HENRY WINKLER >> Jimmy: REALLY 447 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:21,628 >> YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IN INTERVIEWS HE'S VERY -- HE'S VERY WARM. 448 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:23,697 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S AMAZING HENRY WINKLER, 449 00:29:23,697 --> 00:29:27,300 IMPRESSION THAT IS EXACTLY HIM. >> OH, THANKS. 450 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,269 >> Jimmy: THAT IS AMAZING. >> THANKS. THANK YOU. 451 00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:31,771 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUALLY SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE -- >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 452 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:34,174 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BECAUSE HE'S SINCERE AND -- >> Jimmy: WOW. 453 00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:37,911 >> -- HE TALKS ABOUT -- YOU CAN HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF NEW YORK IN THERE A LITTLE. 454 00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:39,879 >> Jimmy: YES. A LITTLE BIT OH, MY GOSH. 455 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:43,049 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> VERY SO LIKE -- >> Jimmy: DUDE, HAVE YOU EVER 456 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:46,319 DONE THIS FOR HENRY? >> NO, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT DOING IT, BUT ONLY FOR THE 457 00:29:46,319 --> 00:29:49,389 VOICE FOR THIS >> Jimmy: HE'S GOING TO FREAK OUT. 458 00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:51,891 THIS IS HIM. >> WOW, THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. >> Jimmy: THAT'S AN AMAZING 459 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:54,861 HENRY, I'M FREAKING OUT, YEAH. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S FRED IN THE NEW SEASON 460 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,963 OF "BIG MOUTH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 461 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:57,063 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 462 00:29:58,264 --> 00:30:00,000 >> OKAY, I GET IT. I'VE HEARD YOU 463 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,402 YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE. YOU WANT A DIVORCE THAT'S FINE. 464 00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:06,539 ALL I ASK IS 100% CUSTODY OF YOU. >> I DON'T WANT A DIVORCE, 465 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:09,376 ELLIOT I JUST WANT TO HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION ABOUT OUR DAUGHTER 466 00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:13,113 HAVING SEX >> OH, YOU WANT A REAL CONVERSATION, DO YOU 467 00:30:13,113 --> 00:30:16,916 >> YES, I DO >> WELL, HERE'S WHAT I THINK LEAH IS READY TO HAVE SEX WHEN 468 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:20,420 LEAH SAYS SHE'S READY TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE WE MADE LEAH READY TO HAVE SEX WHEN LEAH'S READY 469 00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:24,457 TO HAVE SEX. >> I KNOW, BUT YOU NEED TO LET ME HAVE MY FEELINGS ABOUT IT 470 00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:28,728 >> I'M YELLING, BUT I'M ACTUALLY VERY SORRY ABOUT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 471 00:30:28,728 --> 00:30:32,665 >> Jimmy: MORE WITH FRED ARMISEN WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. 472 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:34,634 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." COME BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 473 00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:53,053 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 474 00:30:53,053 --> 00:30:58,958 I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE ONE AND ONLY, FRED ARMISEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 475 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:03,563 FRED, LAST TIME I ASKED YOU, I BEGGED YOU TO DO SO IMPRESSIONS AND YOU DID. 476 00:31:03,563 --> 00:31:07,600 AND YOU WERE VERY NICE AND NOW I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN TO DO ANOTHER THING 477 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,337 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M ASKING YOU TO WORK. >> HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 478 00:31:10,337 --> 00:31:13,273 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> HERE'S SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO TRY. 479 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:18,078 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 480 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:24,884 >> SO WHAT I WANT TO DO IS, I GIVE EXAMPLES OF STRUMMING STYLES 481 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:28,755 * BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE, STRUMMING STYLES OF PUNK AND 482 00:31:28,755 --> 00:31:38,431 ALTERNATIVE MUSIC FROM 1 1970 TO 2000 THIS IS A SORT OF, TRUNCATED 483 00:31:38,431 --> 00:31:43,737 VERSION OF HOW PEOPLE PLAYED THE GUITAR SO WE'LL START WITH 1970, AND 484 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:49,142 THERE ARE FEWER LIKE SOLOS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. IT WAS A LITTLE MORE, THEY HAD 485 00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:52,846 MORE LIKE RHYTHM TO IT AND PERCUSSION SO LIKE, SOMETHING LIKE VELVET 486 00:31:52,846 --> 00:31:59,619 UNDERGROUND WAS KIND OF LIKE - * * GOING DOWN THE BOULEVAR 487 00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:08,161 WITH THE FLOWER * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT KIND OF THING, RIGHT? 488 00:32:08,161 --> 00:32:10,730 >> Jimmy: BOULEVARD. >> SO THEN LIKE -- SO THEN LIKE MID-'70s, THERE WAS STUFF LIKE 489 00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:21,274 THE RAMONES AND STUFF AT CBGB's, VERY DRIVING LIKE -- * 490 00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:26,179 * I JUST WANT TO WATCH TV MY BABY'S GIVING M A LOBOTOMY * 491 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:32,519 * THAT KIND OF THING >> Jimmy: YEAH 492 00:32:32,519 --> 00:32:37,991 >> BUT THEN IN --- >> Jimmy: GOING DOWN THE BOULEVARD WITH A FLOWER 493 00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:41,461 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND THEN IN ENGLAND, LIKE 1977, SAME KIND OF THING, BUT 494 00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:49,803 LIKE A LITTLE MORE ANGULAR, AND SORT OF LIKE - * 495 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:56,142 * DON'T GO TO THE AMBULANCE DON'T GO TO THE AMBULANC DON'T GO TO THE AMBULANC 496 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:59,412 DON'T RUN ON * >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOVE THAT. >> YEAH, THAT KIND OF THING. 497 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:02,048 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 498 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:07,287 THEN LIKE 1980, LIKE POSTPUNK, THEY SORT OF LIKE DIDN'T DO CHORDS THAT MUCH 499 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:13,093 IT WAS A LITTLE BIT MORE LIKE - * 500 00:33:13,093 --> 00:33:24,671 * I AM A NEON LIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AM A NEON LIGH 501 00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:31,077 I AM THE NEON LIGHT * >> Jimmy: YEAH, GREAT. LOVE THAT. 502 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:34,414 >> THEN EARLY '80s, THERE WAS LIKE A SORT OF COUNTRY MUSIC FEEL TO LIKE, PUNK 503 00:33:34,414 --> 00:33:45,759 IT WAS KIND OF LIKE -- * YEAH, THAT KIND OF THING 504 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:49,129 [ APPLAUSE ] AND THEN THERE WAS LIKE A SORT OF MID-'80s, LATE '80s LIKE 505 00:33:49,129 --> 00:33:56,603 SONIC YOUTH, WOULD DO THIS THING WHERE LIKE THE CORDS WOULD BE A LITTLE DISCORDANT 506 00:33:56,603 --> 00:34:09,482 SO IT'D BE LIKE -- * * CANDLELIGHT, ON A BOOTH * 507 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:12,052 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 508 00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:15,221 I REMEMBER THAT. >> AND THEN DO YOU REMEMBER THE EARLY '90s, LIKE A LITTLE SKA 509 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:20,427 THING HAPPENING? AND VERY PLAYFUL, KIND OF LIKE - 510 00:34:20,427 --> 00:34:25,565 * * YOUR MOM AND DA WERE THE BES 511 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:30,804 YOU'VE EVER HAD * * >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 512 00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:35,175 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT KIND OF THING. AND THEN A SEATTLE/PACIFIC 513 00:34:35,175 --> 00:34:40,880 NORTHWEST, YOU KNOW, THEY DID DID A LOT OF OCTAVES, LIKE - * 514 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:52,892 KIND OF LIKE HALF TIME * YEA YEAH * 515 00:34:52,892 --> 00:34:55,729 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. >> THEN LIKE, SLEATER-KINNEY WOULD BE LIKE, MORE SINGLE 516 00:34:55,729 --> 00:35:02,302 NOTES. * * DON'T GO SISTER 517 00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:07,207 OUT OF CONTROL * >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT LOVE THAT. 518 00:35:07,207 --> 00:35:15,315 >> THEN LIKE, 2000 THINGS GOT VERY MELODIC, A LOT OF CLEAR CHORDS, YOU KNOW. 519 00:35:15,315 --> 00:35:20,754 LIKE, CROONING, A LOT OF LIKE HAPPY SINGING. YOU KNOW, LIKE - 520 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:27,527 * COME OUT WITH ME AGAI I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU THROUGH THE STRATOSPHERE * 521 00:35:27,527 --> 00:35:36,169 YEAH, YOU KNOW * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 522 00:35:36,169 --> 00:35:42,942 * >> Jimmy: FRED ARMISEN, EVERYBODY! 523 00:35:42,942 --> 00:35:45,912 SEASON FIVE OF "BIG MOUTH" PREMIERES FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 524 00:35:45,912 --> 00:35:49,949 A PERFORMANCE FROM LUCY DACUS. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 525 00:35:49,949 --> 00:36:11,171 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "VBS" FROM HER ALBUM "HOME VIDEO," PLEASE 526 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,340 HER ALBUM "HOME VIDEO," PLEASE WELCOME LUCY DACUS 527 00:36:17,877 --> 00:36:19,813 * 528 00:36:19,813 --> 00:36:27,587 * IN THE SUMMER OF '0 I WAS SURE I'D GO TO HEAVE BUT I WAS HEDGIN 529 00:36:27,587 --> 00:36:38,932 MY BETS AT VBS * * THE PREACHER IN A T-SHIRT TOLD ME I COULD BE A LEADE 530 00:36:38,932 --> 00:36:53,913 TAUGHT ME HOW TO BUILD A FIR AND TO SPREAD THE WORD * * IN THE EVENING EVERYBODY WENT 531 00:36:53,913 --> 00:37:04,624 TO WORSHIP AND WEE HANDS ABOVE OUR HEAD REACHING FOR GOD * 532 00:37:04,624 --> 00:37:13,366 * BACK IN THE CABIN SNORTIN NUTMEG IN YOUR BUNK BE YOU WERE WAITING FOR A 533 00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:29,449 REVELATION OF YOUR OWN * * SEDENTARY SECRETS LIK PEACH PITS IN YOUR GUT 534 00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:38,058 LOCKED AWAY LIKE JAM JARS IN THE CELLAR OF YOUR HEART * * WAITING TO BE TASTED AN 535 00:37:38,058 --> 00:37:55,342 ULTIMATELY WASTE YOU WERE GONNA WIN ME OVER FROM THE START * 536 00:37:55,342 --> 00:38:03,116 * YOUR POETRY WAS SO BA IT TOOK A LOT TO NOT LAUGH YOU SAID THAT 537 00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:14,260 SHOWED YOU THE LIGHT * * BUT ALL IT DI IN THE END WAS MAKE TH 538 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:34,147 DARK FEEL DARKER THAN BEFORE * * 539 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:40,186 * YOUR DAD KEEPS HIS SLEEVE DOWN THROUGH THE SUMME FOR A REASON * 540 00:38:40,186 --> 00:38:46,826 * YOUR MOTHER WEARS HER MAKEUP EXTRA THIC FOR A REASON * 541 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:52,866 * WHEN I TELL YOU YOU WERE BORN AN YOU ARE HERE FOR A REASON * 542 00:38:52,866 --> 00:39:06,312 * YOU ARE NOT CONVINCED THE REASON IS A GOOD ONE WHILE YOU'RE GOING TO SLEE 543 00:39:06,312 --> 00:39:16,790 YOUR MIND KEEPS YOU AWAKE * * AND IT MAKES YOUR HEART BEAT FAST AND LOUD 544 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:25,098 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO * * BUT THE ONLY THIN YOU FOUND PLAYING SLAYER 545 00:39:25,098 --> 00:39:34,074 AT FULL VOLUME HELPS TO BLOCK IT OUT * * 546 00:39:34,074 --> 00:39:41,481 [ SCREAMS * YOUR POETRY WAS SO BA IT TOOK A LOT TO NOT LAUGH 547 00:39:41,481 --> 00:39:48,722 YOU SAID THA I SHOWED YOU THE LIGHT * * BUT ALL IT DI 548 00:39:48,722 --> 00:40:01,501 IN THE END WAS MAKE TH DARK FEEL DARKER THAN BEFORE * 549 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:09,909 * DARK FEEL DARKE THAN BEFOR DARK FEEL DARKER 550 00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:14,681 DARK FEEL DARKER THAN BEFORE * 551 00:40:17,384 --> 00:40:23,256 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 552 00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:26,326 >> Jimmy: LUCY DACUS "HOME VIDEO" IS OUT RIGHT NOW. MY THANKS TO KUMAIL NANJIANI, 553 00:40:26,326 --> 00:40:31,564 FRED ARMISEN LUCY DACUS ONCE AGAIN. AND THE ROOTS FROM 554 00:40:31,564 --> 00:40:35,835 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 555 00:40:35,835 --> 00:40:39,205 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE