1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,646 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:19,786 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:23,723 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS IDRIS ELBA 4 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:27,327 KERI RUSSELL MUSICAL GUEST, SABRINA CARPENTER. 5 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:35,068 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1541 6 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:41,174 >> Questlove: 1541 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:49,082 * 8 00:00:49,082 --> 00:01:02,729 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! 9 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:08,101 COME ON. LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. 10 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,836 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. LISTEN TO THAT 11 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:12,906 LISTEN TO THAT CROWD THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,509 FRIDAY NIGHT I LOVE YOU HAVE A SEAT. 13 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:19,079 ENJOY YOURSELF, EVERYBODY. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW", HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY 14 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:25,251 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT, THIS WEEKEND IS HALLOWEEN. 15 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,887 HALLOWEEN IS GOING TO BE FUN THIS YEAR, THANKS TO THE COLD WEATHER AND COVID, KIDS ARE 16 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,924 GONNA WEAR A COAT OVER THEIR COSTUME AND A MASK OVER THEIR MASK 17 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,761 [ LAUGHTER ] HALLOWEEN REALLY IS THE BEST OUT OF ALL OF THE HOLIDAYS 18 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,731 WHERE WE JAM A CANDLE IN A A GIANT SQUASH, HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE 19 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:41,768 [ LAUGHTER ] I READ THAT 21% OF ADULTS WILL PRETEND NOT TO BE HOME TO AVOID 20 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:46,673 TRICK-OR- TREATERS [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THE DOORBELL RINGS, ALL OF 21 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:54,114 A SUDDEN THEY'RE LIKE THE FAMILY IN "A QUIET PLACE." [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:54,114 --> 00:02:00,120 THAT'S RIGHT, HALLOWEEN IS ON SUNDAY AND KIDS EVERYWHERE WILL BE 23 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,188 GOING DOOR-TO-DOOR TRICK-OR-TREATING. BUT BEFORE YOU LET YOUR KIDS GO 24 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:05,492 TO TOWN ON CANDY, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO READ THE WARNING LABELS THAT THEY PROVIDE 25 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:08,862 I'VE NEVER EVEN NOTICED THESE. BUT THIS IS -- THIS IS RE -- TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 26 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,730 FOR EXAMPLE, ON CIRCUS PEANUTS, THEY WROTE, "WE'RE FDA APPROVED, BUT ONLY AS HOME 27 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:13,800 INSULATION." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 28 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,170 THAT'S ON THEIR PACKAGE? >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER LOOKED BEFORE, BUT APPARENTLY 29 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,805 >> Steve: WOW. YOU THINK YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT 30 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,674 >> Jimmy: NO I DIDN'T >> ON NECCO WAFERS, THEY WROTE, 31 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,410 "FINISHING A WHOLE PACK SHOULD BE THE FINAL CHALLENGE IN 'SQUID GAME.'" 32 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:27,447 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THEY'VE BEEN MAKING 33 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:29,649 NECCO WAFERS WAY BEFORE THEY INVENTED - >> Steve: YEAH 34 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,585 THEY EVEN KNEW ABOUT THE "SQUID GAME." >> Jimmy: THE SHOW SQ -- YEAH. 35 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,954 UP NEXT, ON JOLLY RANCHERS THEY WROTE, "IF THE BIT OF HONEY DIDN'T TAKE OUT YOUR FILLINGS, 36 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:39,159 THESE WILL." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I DID READ THAT. 37 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,429 I'VE READ THAT NEXT UP, ON WERTHER'S ORIGINALS, THEY WROTE, "IF YOU 38 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:48,001 EAT MORE THAN THREE OF THESE, YOU TURN INTO BERNIE SANDERS." [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:52,806 DID HE KNOW THAT WAS ON THERE? [ APPLAUSE ] OH, MY GOD 40 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:56,209 >> Steve: CAREFUL. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, ON RED 41 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:58,511 HOTS, THEY WROTE, "WE'RE BASICALLY A GATEWAY TO FIREBALL WHISKEY. 42 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:03,750 I MEAN [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WHERE'S THE LINE 43 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:08,054 >> Jimmy: LET'S GET TO THE NEWS TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH 44 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:11,491 POPE FRANCIS AT THE VATICAN. WHEN BIDEN RANG THE DOORBELL, THE POPE PRETENDED NOT TO BE 45 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:16,062 HOME [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, THIS IS CUTE, BIDEN 46 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:20,066 AND THE POPE DECIDED TO DO A A COUPLES HALLOWEEN COSTUME. I BET THAT WAS - 47 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:27,240 [ LAUGHTER ] THE TWO OF THEM MET PRIVATELY FOR ABOUT 90 MINUTES 48 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,543 YEP. OF COURSE, BIDEN'S 78 AND THE POPE'S 84, SO THE FIRST HALF 49 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,146 HOUR WAS JUST THEM SITTING DOWN THE LAST HALF HOUR WAS THEM 50 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:38,351 STANDING UP. [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER BIDEN MET WITH THE POPE, 51 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:40,086 THE VATICAN RELEASED SOME PHOTOS OF THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER 52 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:42,756 NOW, WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE SAYING TO EACH OTHER, BUT WE CAN KIND OF GUESS 53 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:47,794 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. LOOK AT THIS PHOTO IN THIS PHOTO, BIDEN'S SAYING, 54 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,864 "WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND." AND THE POPE IS SAYING, "THESE ARE THE KEYS TO THE POPEMOBILE 55 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:55,235 HAVE IT BACK BY 11:00. [ LAUGHTER ] NO DOUGHNUTS 56 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:59,172 NO DOUGHNUTS." NEXT UP, FOR THIS PHOTO, BIDEN IS SAYING, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING 57 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,442 TO CHANGE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH'S IMAGE. THE POPE IS SAYING, "WE'RE 58 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:07,047 GONNA CHANGE OUR NAME TO META. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. 59 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,782 >> Jimmy: EASY EASY >> Steve: EASY 60 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:11,184 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: TOTALLY CHANGED. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, FOR THIS 61 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,788 PHOTO, BIDEN'S SAYING, "WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND, YOUR HOLINESS?" THE POPE IS SAYING, "EH, THE 62 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:19,926 JALAPENO POPPERS." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 63 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,362 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. YEAH, IT'S A BIG TRIP FOR BIDEN, 'CAUSE TOMORROW HE'S 64 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:26,266 GONNA BE ATTENDING THE ANNUAL G20 SUMMIT NOW, ALL THE POWERFUL LEADERS 65 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,902 WILL BE THERE. ANGELA MERKEL, EMMANUEL MACRON, KRIS JENNER. 66 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:32,405 [ LAUGHTER ] THE LEADERS WILL BE THERE TWO DAYS 67 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:36,676 AND SOME OF THEM ARE STAYING IN THE SAME HOTEL IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE WEIRD 68 00:04:36,676 --> 00:04:38,678 STEPPING OUT OF YOUR ROOM AND SEEING THE PRESIDENT OF TURKEY IN HIS BOXERS LOOKING FOR THE 69 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:43,750 ICE MACHINE. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ ABOUT A MAN IN 70 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:49,889 CANADA WHO WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE ASKED POLICE OFFICERS TO HELP HIM BREAK INTO AN ATM 71 00:04:49,889 --> 00:04:53,593 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH HE'S ARRESTED FOR BEING THE 72 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:56,663 MOST CANADIAN PERSON EVER. [ LAUGHTER ] "SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, OFFICER. 73 00:04:56,663 --> 00:05:00,166 COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME BREAK INTO THIS BANK, IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, EH?" 74 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,902 [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT A DOCTOR IN BOSTON WAS FINED $6,000 FOR MISSING 75 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:06,272 SURGERY, 'CAUSE HE ATE HIS LUNCH IN HIS CAR AND THEN FELL ASLEEP 76 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:09,442 [ LAUGHTER ] THE DOCTOR WAS LIKE, "I EAT LUNCH AND SLEEP IN MY CAR, DOES 77 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:18,918 IT SOUND LIKE I HAVE $6,000? [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, WITH HALLOWEEN COMING 78 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:22,455 UP, A RECENT SURVEY FOUND THAT 40% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE IN GHOSTS 79 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,591 IT'S CRAZY I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT THAT MANY 80 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:31,965 AMERICANS AGREE ON [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 81 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:36,770 WOW. THAT'S RIGHT SO, IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SCARY, 82 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:40,273 LIFELESS AND PALE, IT'S EITHER A GHOST OR MARK ZUCKERBERG WE HAVE -- WE HAVE A GREAT 83 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:45,078 SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 84 00:05:46,146 --> 00:06:01,361 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 85 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,164 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU, TONIGHT HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM "THE 86 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:06,499 HARDER THEY FALL," IN THEATERS NOW AND ON NETFLIX, STARTING NOVEMBER 3rd 87 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:13,606 IDRIS ELBA IS JOINING US >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:19,746 MAN, I LOVE THAT MAN >> Jimmy: HE'S STILL THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, CORRECT 89 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,147 >> Steve: TO ME, EVERY -- EVERYDAY [ CHEERS ] 90 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:24,217 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, ONCE THE TITLE GOES TO SOMEONE ELSE, YOU STILL REMAIN 91 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:27,821 >> Steve: I THINK YOU STILL RE -- RETAIN IT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? 92 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,923 >> I LOVE YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU TOO 93 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,891 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IDRIS ELBA IS ON THE SHOW 94 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,827 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: COME ON, THIS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 95 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,896 HE'S STILL -- HE'S STILL THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. >> Steve: I LOVE THAT MAN. 96 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:40,200 >> Jimmy: LOVE THAT GUY. PLUS, ONE OF MY FAVORITES, SHE'S SO COOL, SHE STARS IN THE 97 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,902 SCARY NEW MOVIE "ANTLERS." KERI RUSSELL IS HERE >> Steve: OH 98 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:48,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, ONE OF THE COOLEST EVER 99 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:51,544 JUST FUN AND COOL. AND WE HAVE AN IN STUDIO PERFORMANCE -- I BELIEVE 100 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:57,684 TONIGHT IS HER FIRST PERFORMANCE IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE SINCE THE PANDEMIC. 101 00:06:57,684 --> 00:07:01,721 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M OBSESSED WITH HER. SABRINA CARPENTER IS ON THE 102 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,657 SHOW >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:08,828 >> Jimmy: "SKINNY DIPPING. I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG 104 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:10,797 YOU WANT TO HEAR A LITTLE -- A A LITTLE BIT OF THIS >> Steve: YEAH 105 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:14,834 >> Jimmy: OKAY, CHECK THIS OUT * HERE'S THE PART. 106 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:18,338 THIS IS IT * IT'LL BE A WEDNESDAY * * AND I'LL BE GOING 107 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:21,408 IN THIS COFFEE SHO HEAR THE BARISTA CALLING * * OAT MILK LATT 108 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:23,910 AND YOUR NAM AND I LOOK UP * * FROM MY PHONE 109 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:27,747 AND THINK THERE'S NO CHANCE IT'S YOU BUT IT IS * * YOU'LL SAY HI 110 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:30,150 I'LL SAY HI HOW ARE YO YOU'LL SAY * * HOW'S YOUR FAMILY 111 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,086 HOW'S YOUR SISTER * >> Jimmy: SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? STOP, STOP, STOP 112 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:36,823 THAT'S WHAT I'M -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO WRITES SONGS LIKE THAT 113 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:39,759 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A WHOLE EXPERIENCE 114 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:43,163 YOU'RE GETTING A WHOLE EXPERIENCE, NOT JUST A SONG. YOU'RE ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE 115 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,798 YOU'RE IN THIS COFFEE SHOP DEALING WITH WHAT SHE'S DEALING WITH 116 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:52,439 I'M OBSESSED [ LAUGHTER ] SABRINA CARPENTER IS ON THE 117 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:55,075 SHOW TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN, LATER IN THE SHOW, WE 118 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:59,212 HAVE AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES," SO STAY TUNED FOR THAT >> Steve: OH 119 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,015 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GUYS, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF 120 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,483 THE NFL SEASON, GOSH, I LOVE FOOTBALL AND THIS SUNDAY NIGHT'S GAME 121 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:08,822 HAS THE DALLAS COWBOYS FACING OFF AGAINST THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS. 122 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:14,728 [ CHEERS ] NOW, AS YOU KNOW, AT END OF EVERY SEASON THEY GIVE OUT 123 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:18,131 AWARDS, LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, BUT ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS DURING THE SEASON 124 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,433 >> Questlove: DO THEY REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 125 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,369 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 126 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:29,442 * TONIGHT SHO SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS 127 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:35,648 FROM THE COWBOYS, IT'S EZEKIEL ELLIOTT. [ CHEERS ] 128 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,151 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR HIS LOOFAH 129 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:42,956 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WHERE IS IT. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, FROM THE 130 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:47,060 VIKINGS, IS ANDREW DePAOLA HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED FOR BETTING ON 131 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:51,798 BACKYARD GATOR FIGHTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY 132 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:57,170 HAD THOSE. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, FROM THE COWBOYS, IS JAKE McQUAIDE. 133 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,305 YEAH HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO DO PUSH UPS WITH A RED PAINT CAN 134 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:06,446 UNDER HIS BEER [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP FROM THE VIKINGS, IS 135 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,015 BEN ELLEFSON HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE THE NEW FACE OF GERBER'S BABY 136 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:14,387 PROTEIN POWDER [ LAUGHTER ] JUST BECAUSE YOUR BABY'S 137 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:19,259 NINE-MONTHS-OLD DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T BE JACKED. >> Steve: YEAH 138 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,095 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, FROM THE COWBOYS, IS 139 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,064 BRADLEE ANAE HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO MOVE HIS HAIR FROM ONE SIDE TO 140 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:30,170 THE OTHER WHEN HE GRADUATES. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 141 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,340 NEXT UP, FROM THE COWBOYS, IS BLAKE JARWIN HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 142 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,710 FORCE THE GRAPHICS TEAM TO PHOTOSHOP THE PIECE OF HAY OUT OF HIS MOUTH IN EVERY TEAM 143 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:43,616 PICTURE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 144 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:46,820 NEXT UP, FROM THE COWBOYS, IS TYLER BIADASZ. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 145 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,290 INTERRUPT YOUR CONVERSATION AND SAY, "HEY, DID I HEAR ONE OF YOU SAY FIREWORKS? 146 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:57,163 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, FROM THE VIKINGS, IS CHAZZ SURRATT. 147 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:06,906 HE WAS VOTED POLLY DEFENSE [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, FROM THE COWBOYS, 148 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:10,944 IS CONNOR McGOVERN HE WAS VOTED NFL-LESS. THERE YOU GO 149 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:15,315 THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT 150 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,717 BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES." COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 151 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:39,572 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! 152 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:44,611 I'VE HAD THESE ON MY DESK ALL YEAR NO ONE EVEN NOTICED. 153 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:47,447 >> Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] ARE YOU SERIOUS? 154 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:51,284 THAT'S A GREAT PUN >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ALL, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 155 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,586 THEY GO -- >> Steve: YEAH, NO >> Jimmy: THIS HAS BEEN HERE 156 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,121 FOR -- >> Steve: YOU GREW THOSE [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,724 >> Jimmy: AS SOON AS WE CAME BACK INTO THE STUDIO, I HAVE THE AUDIENCE HERE. 158 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:01,227 I BROUGHT MY GOURDS. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND THEN, YOU KNOW -- 159 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,962 I BROUGHT MY GOURD GUY, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,265 >> Steve: YOU'RE A TOTAL GOURD GUY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO I PUT MY 161 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,900 GOURDS OUT THERE I GO, "NO ONE NOTICED ANYTHING." 162 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,868 AND THEY'RE ALL, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I GO, "WHAT? 163 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,837 [ LAUGHTER ] SORRY. >> Steve: WHAT ABOUT THE 164 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,139 ZUCCHINI IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM DID WE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:21,548 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOURD. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 166 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,684 [ LAUGHTER ] WELCOME BACK TODAY IS -- AS I SAID, FRIDAY 167 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,587 IS USUALLY -- THIS IS WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF. 168 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,757 I CHECK MY INBOX, I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 169 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,159 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND I WAS JUST WONDERING, IF I 170 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,895 COULD -- CAN I WRITE OUT SOME THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW FOR YOU GUYS -- IN FRONT OF YOU 171 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,832 GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE IT. 172 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,901 I'LL BE VERY QUICK JAMES -- JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC 173 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:46,906 PLEASE * [ LAUGHTER ] 174 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:59,586 >> Steve: OH THANK YOU FAKE VAMPIRE TEETH FOR BEING INVISALIGN FOR THE 175 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:11,965 UNDEAD [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, "DUNE", OR AS I LIKE 176 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:16,870 TO CALL YOU, DRY AQUAMAN [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I CALLED THAT? 177 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,806 >> Steve: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT >> Jimmy: MY MAN, JASON MOMOA. 178 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:25,078 >> Steve: YEAH * [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,983 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU HOUSTON ASTROS AND ATLANTA BRAVES FOR SOMEHOW BOTH 180 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:34,587 HAVING MASCOTS THAT LOOK LIKE BOOTLEG SHREK COSTUMES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 181 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,191 GO HOUSTON >> Steve: IT WAS A DISCOUNT? >> Jimmy: SURE 182 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:43,863 * THANK YOU, WORLD SERIES TROPHY, FOR LOOKING MORE LIKE AN AWARD 183 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:51,304 THAT'S GIVEN TO LIPSTICK OF THE YEAR [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 184 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:58,311 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PADAGONIA RELEASING THEIR OWN BOTTLES OF 185 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:03,650 NATURAL WINE, FOR BEING A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM, "WHITE WINE." 186 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:10,090 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "I GOT IT. I GOT IT." 187 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,958 >> Jimmy: "I THINK I UNDERSTOOD THAT." >> Steve: THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY 188 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:17,764 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, COUPLES HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, FOR ALL 189 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:22,669 WAYS MAKING IT CLEAR WHICH PERSON PICKED THE COSTUME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 190 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:32,412 * THANK YOU, TRICK-OR-TREATING CHAPERONES, FOR BASICALLY 191 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,582 LOOKING LIKE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS WHO PROTECTS SPIDER-MAN AND ELSA 192 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:41,921 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: SIMPLE >> Jimmy: THEY'RE GOING -- 193 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,656 THEY'RE GOING TO THE DOOR. THEY'RE RINGING THE DOORBELL NOW. 194 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,525 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THE APPLE JACK HAS LANDED 195 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:50,764 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PUMPKINS, 196 00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:53,400 FOR BEING THE ONLY THING YOU CAN JUST PUT ON THE GROUND AND GO, "ALL RIGHT, I DECORATED. 197 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:58,738 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: IT WORKS >> Jimmy: GOURDS HAVE BEEN HERE 198 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,474 ALL YEAR >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 199 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:06,946 * THANK YOU, HALLOWEEN WIGS, FOR LOOKING GREAT IN THE PACKAGE 200 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:13,520 AND MAKING ME LOOK LIKE SPOOKY BORIS JOHNSON WHEN I PUT IT ON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 201 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:20,060 AQUAMAN? * THANK YOU, SPIDER WEB 202 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,563 DECORATIONS, FOR BEING COTTON BALLS GOING THROUGH A GOTH PHASE. 203 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,833 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 204 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,236 THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH IDRIS ELBA 205 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:54,527 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 206 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,296 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE 207 00:14:56,296 --> 00:15:03,937 HARDER THEY FALL," WHICH IS IN THEATERS NOW AND STREAMING ON NETFLIX NOVEMBER 3rd 208 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:08,208 HERE IS IDRIS ELBA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 209 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:13,346 YEAH OH, WOW! HE'S RISING! 210 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:17,150 HE'S RISING! OH, MY GOD >> HOW ARE YOU, JIMMY? 211 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,320 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 212 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,490 I LOVE THAT YOU DRESSED UP, BUDDY. HOW YOU DOING? 213 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,559 >> I'M GREAT, MAN. I DIDN'T DRESS UP. THIS IS ME EVERY DAY, BRO. 214 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,795 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, I APOLOGIZE. I HOPE YOU TAKE NO OFFENSE TO 215 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,497 THAT YEAH I GUESS YOU'RE IN THE HALLOWEEN 216 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,565 SPIRIT, BUD. >> DUDE, I'M ACTUALLY DEEJAYING IN 45 MINUTES AT A NIGHTCLUB 217 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:40,707 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> AT ANNABELLE'S, SO -- YEAH, SO I DIDN'T WANT TO COME 218 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,208 ON THE SHOW LIKE THIS BUT JUST IN TERMS OF EFFICIENCY I HAD TO GET THERE. 219 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,078 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> Jimmy: OF ANY SHOW, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO -- 220 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:53,687 YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ON MY SHOW OF ANY SHOW. YOU KNOW, COME ON, BUDDY 221 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:56,089 WE'RE A FAMILY, RIGHT? YEAH >> YEAH. 222 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:59,092 SHOUT OUT TO THE ROOTS WHAT'S UP, GENTLEMEN >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 223 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:02,028 THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU. 224 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:05,598 WE LOVE YOU, BUD I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT IDRIS, I WANT TO - 225 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:08,535 BY THE WAY, EVEN DRESSED LIKE THIS, YOU'RE STILL SEXY, BUDDY I GOT TO - 226 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:13,139 [ CHEERS ] >> OH, YEAH? THANKS, JIMMY. 227 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,442 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> IS THIS A ZUCCHINI MOMENT >> Jimmy: NO 228 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:21,214 [ LAUGHTER ] UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT. WELL, IT MIGHT BE. 229 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,750 I DON'T KNOW I WANT TO ASK YOU -- BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO THE 230 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:28,555 MOVIE. I HAVE TO ASK YOU ABOUT WORKING WITH PAUL McCARTNEY. 231 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:33,693 THIS IS PAUL McCARTNEY'S NEWEST ALBUM. AND YOU DO A WHOLE REMIX ON IT 232 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,429 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU SOUND AMAZING, BY THE WAY. 233 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:40,133 >> AH, THANKS MAN. >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH THIS 234 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,069 DID PAUL JUST CALL YOU >> NO. DID HE CALL ME 235 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,638 NO, NO YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE YOU FOR A DAY 236 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:49,109 AND INTERVIEW PAUL McCARTNEY FOR THE BBC. AND WE'RE SITTING ON THE SOFA 237 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:52,445 HAVING A GREAT CHAT. AND THEN, DURING ONE OF THE BREAKS, HE TELLS ME ABOUT THIS 238 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:57,617 ALBUM AND HE SAYS, YOU KNOW, "I'M GOING TO REMIX IT I'M GOING TO GET A BUNCH OF 239 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,221 ARTISTS. AND LITERALLY, LIKE A BONE, IT JUST FELL OUT MY MOUTH 240 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:05,825 I WAS LIKE, "LET ME DO ONE." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU WERE 241 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,794 LIKE - >> THERE WAS A REAL AWKWARD PAUSE. 242 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,429 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND HE'S LIKE - 243 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,631 >> Jimmy: AND HE'S LIKE, UH -- >> "YEAH, SURE SURE, IDRIS. 244 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,700 YEAH, YEAH, SURE HAVE A GO. HAVE A GO IF YOU LIKE. 245 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,870 AND THEN I STARTED TALKING TO HIM ABOUT THE STEMS AND THE PROTEUS FILES. 246 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,472 AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH OKAY I'LL SEND THEM TO YOU. 247 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:23,209 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT'S FANTASTIC 248 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,512 IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES ON THE ALBUM. I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU - 249 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,647 >> OH, THANK YOU, MAN. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE THIS YOU'RE DOING A SONG WITH 250 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:32,619 PAUL McCARTNEY, WHO IS A A LEGEND I KNOW THAT YOU'VE ALSO 251 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:36,322 DEEJAYED FOR MADONNA I KNOW THAT YOU ALSO -- WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. 252 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:43,063 YOU DEEJAYED THE ROYAL WEDDING, PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE THESE ARE HIGH PRESSURE GIGS 253 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,800 WHICH ONE IS THE MOST STRESSFUL? >> THE WEDDING 254 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,436 [ LAUGHTER ] NO DOUBT >> Jimmy: REALLY 255 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:53,907 >> THE WEDDING, YEAH THIS ISN'T LIKE, YOU KNOW, THIS WASN'T LIKE MY COUSIN -- MY 256 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,309 COUSIN'S WEDDING YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING THIS IS LIKE - 257 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,079 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH THIS IS -- >> YOU KNOW, THIS WASN'T AT THE 258 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,649 COMMUNITY HALL [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THE RECEPTION. 259 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,151 THIS WAS LIKE A BIG, BIG DEAL. AND -- YOU KNOW, THEY'RE GOOD FRIENDS AND I WANTED TO MAKE 260 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:08,688 SURE THEY HAD A GREAT TIME SO, IT WAS A LOT OF PRESSURE >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT - 261 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,324 >> I MEAN A LOT. >> Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT SONG YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY WHEN YOU 262 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:18,832 KICK OFF THE PARTY OR IS IT - >> NO, BUT I HAVE A COLLECTION 263 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,801 OF SONGS THAT ANY ONE OF THEM COULD BE A GOOD KICK OFF AND MEGHAN HAD SENT ME A 264 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:26,506 A PLAYLIST, SO, I KNEW WHAT SHE WANTED ALREADY >> Jimmy: I WAS -- I WANTED TO 265 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,242 ASK YOU ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE I HAVE AN IDEA WE MIGHT HAVE CROSSED PATHS 266 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:34,381 BEFORE I EVEN KNEW YOU WERE YOU A BOUNCER AT CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB HERE IN 267 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:38,051 MANHATTAN? >> YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 268 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:41,454 I USED TO WORK AT THE DOOR I WAS UPSTAIRS, AND THEN I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND WATCH THE SHOW. 269 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:46,826 AND JUST, YOU KNOW, MADE SURE NO ONE MISBEHAVED. >> Jimmy: DID WE EVER RUN INTO 270 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,561 EACH OTHER >> YEAH. I SAW YOU. 271 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:52,732 I SAW YOUR SHOW. IT WAS, YOU KNOW IT WAS ALL RIGHT 272 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,236 [ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER THAT -- * 273 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,838 >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST -- I WAS JUST STARTING OUT. I WAS BRAND NEW. 274 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,242 >> NO, NO, NO. YOU USED TO DO THAT -- REMEMBER THAT -- YOU USED TO DO THAT 275 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,845 TROLL SKIT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DID! 276 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,782 I HAD A TROLL DOLL BIT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WOULD DO 277 00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:10,750 IMPRESSIONS. YEAH >> YEAH, IT WAS TERRIBLE 278 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,387 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE LOVED IT >> Jimmy: YOU SAW THAT 279 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:18,858 THAT'S CRAZY MAN >> I WAS THERE >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO WILD, MAN. 280 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,695 I LOVED CAROLINE'S THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE -- THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE 281 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,897 CLUBS EVER, MAN. >> ME, TOO ME, TOO. 282 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:27,600 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. >> NAH, YOU WERE GREAT ACTUALLY 283 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,103 I DO REMEMBER, YOU WERE GREAT. AND, YOU KNOW, I -- OFTENTIMES, I GET BROUGHT INTO COMEDY 284 00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:34,174 BECAUSE I WAS A ENGLISH GUY. BLACK ENGLISHMAN AT THE DOOR AT THE TIME, THAT WAS STILL A 285 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:38,078 A NOVELTY OUT THERE IN NEW YORK, AND THEY USED TO JUST ROAST ME 286 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:40,613 BASICALLY ALL DAY. YOU DIDN'T ROAST ME, BUT MOST OF THEM DID. 287 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,883 >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD I'M GLAD I DIDN'T. BUT, LOOK AT YOU NOW, BUD. 288 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,287 LOOK AT YOU NOW. NOW YOU'RE IN -- >> YEAH. 289 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,255 >> Jimmy: -- I LOVE THIS NEW MOVIE. >> I'M IN "BLACULA." 290 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,091 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T MEAN THAT 291 00:19:51,091 --> 00:19:52,892 THAT'S CORRECT BUT, ALSO, YOU'RE IN A GREAT NEW MOVIE CALLED "THE HARDER 292 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,895 THEY FALL. JAY Z IS THE PRODUCER ON THIS AS WELL, BY THE WAY. 293 00:19:55,895 --> 00:20:00,400 IT'S A GREAT CAST. YOU KNOW, I LOVE LaKEITH STANFIELD. 294 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,070 HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTORS OUT THERE. DO YOU WANT TO SET UP WHO YOU 295 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,073 PLAY IN THE FILM AND WHAT DREW YOU TO THIS MOVIE? >> YEAH. 296 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:10,543 NO, DUDE, I'M REALLY PROUD OF THIS FILM. IT'S AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE 297 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:15,148 YOU KNOW, I PLAY RUFUS BUCK, WHO WAS A REAL CHARACTER, YOU KNOW 298 00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:21,154 RUFUS BUCK WAS NOTORIOUS -- SORT OF CRIMINAL AND, ACTUALLY, THE REAL 299 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:25,759 RUFUS BUCK WAS PROBABLY -- EXCUSE ME, ONE SECOND. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT MAKES IT 300 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:28,695 BETTER >> I COULDN'T EVEN TALK. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 301 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,431 >> THE REAL RUFUS BUCK - >> Jimmy: THAT'S BETTER. >> HE WAS A -- HE WAS, YOU 302 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,400 KNOW, A YOUNG KID, WHO WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 19 YEARS OLD. IN THE MOVIE, WE DEPICT HIM 303 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:38,004 A LOT OLDER. BUT HE WAS NOTORIOUS AND ALL OF THE CRIMINALS IN THE 304 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,472 FILM, YOU KNOW, FROM TRUDY SMITH, YOU KNOW, LaKEITH STANFIELD PLAYS 305 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:49,249 CHEROKEE BILL. THESE -- CHEROKEE BILL, THESE ARE ALL REAL CHARACTERS. 306 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,317 AND SO, THIS FILM NOT ONLY -- I MEAN, IT'S A PIECE OF FICTION BUT IT REALLY DOES LEAN INTO 307 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:56,589 SOME REAL CHARACTERS THAT EXISTED, YOU KNOW? >> Jimmy: I DO LOVE A GOOD 308 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,558 WESTERN TOO. AND I KNOW YOU'RE ON THE HORSE A LOT. 309 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,093 AND I HEARD THAT YOU REALIZED ON SET THAT YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO HORSES. 310 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:07,734 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN [ LAUGHTER ] 311 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:11,538 >> NO. IT WAS [ BLEEP ] HORRIBLE. EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE 312 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,306 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS HORRIBLE. I MEAN, YOU KNOW 313 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:16,810 INTERESTING THING ABOUT -- >> Jimmy: THAT IS A NIGHTMARE. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO? 314 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:20,613 IT'S A WESTERN YOU GOT TO BE ON A HORSE >> YEAH, YOU KNOW -- YOU 315 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,451 KNOW - AND NOW I KNOW WHY ALL COWBOYS DID THAT SQUINTY-EYES THING. 316 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,954 SO, YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] MY EYES WERE BLEEDING, 317 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:33,193 BASICALLY. AND THERE WAS THIS OLD GENTLEMAN WHO WAS ONE OF THE 318 00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:38,998 SUPPORTING ARTISTS AND HE SAW ME SNEEZING MY EYES WERE RED 319 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,502 AND HE SAYS TO ME, "YO, IDRIS, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO USE SOME PICKLE JUICE." 320 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,771 I WAS LIKE, "WHAT? HE'S LIKE, "PICKLE JUICE YOU GOT TO DRINK SOME PICKLE 321 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:48,842 JUICE. YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. I WAS LIKE -- YOU KNOW, I HAD 322 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:51,211 A LONG, DECENT CONVERSATION WITH HIM >> Jimmy: TRY ANYTHING, I 323 00:21:51,211 --> 00:21:55,715 GUESS. >> I TRUSTED HIM, YEAH THE NEXT DAY, WE -- I DRUNK 324 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,785 SOME OF THAT PICKLE JUICE AND IT ACTUALLY WORKED I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE. 325 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,754 >> Jimmy: NO WAY PICKLE JUICE - >> YEAH, YEAH. 326 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,922 >> Jimmy: -- HELPED YOUR ALLERGIES? >> YEAH. 327 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,458 IT COMPLETELY -- I DRANK A BUNCH OF PICKLE JUICE. 328 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,193 IT'S SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE DILL I DON'T KNOW 329 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:09,829 DILL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAN. 330 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,232 >> SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE DILL >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE DILL, MAN 331 00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:13,633 I LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU. 332 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,935 THAT'S SO CORNY. PEOPLE JUST WALKED OUT PEOPLE WALKED OUT. 333 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,071 [ LAUGHTER ] MY JOKE WAS SO CORNY - >> I LIKE CORNY JOKES. 334 00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:20,540 I LIKE YOUR CORNY JOKES. MAN, WHEN YOU DID THEM AT CAROLINE'S, THEY WERE GREAT. 335 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:28,415 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IDRIS, I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 336 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:32,619 HERE'S IDRIS ELBA IN "THE HARDER THEY FALL." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 337 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:46,232 >> WILEY ESCOE >> RUFUS >> THE WORLD YOU KNEW IS GONE. 338 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:53,540 THERE'S A FLOOD COMING DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THIS PLACE WHEN IT HIT 339 00:22:53,540 --> 00:23:00,213 AT LEAST I KNOW ENOUGH TO GET MINE AND GET OUT KILL ME -- 340 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:08,521 AND YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING. >> A MAN LIKE YOU WILL HAVE HIS HALL SUBSERVIENT TO THE END OF 341 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:14,761 OUR DAYS, AS LONG AS YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF A HOUSE A BADGE. 342 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:30,810 AND THEM GOD DAMN GOLD TEETH >> YOU WANT TO DO THIS HERE? [ HORSE WHINNYING 343 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,880 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON THAT'S A 344 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,383 A STAR, RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A STAR! I LOVE YOU BUDDY 345 00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:38,251 >> Jimmy: "THE HARDER THEY FALL" -- >> THANK YOU, BRO. 346 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,886 >> Jimmy: -- IS IN THEATERS NOW AND STREAMING ON NETFLIX NOVEMBER 3rd 347 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,755 WHEN WE COME BACK, IDRIS AND I ARE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A NEW GAME 348 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:48,228 STICK AROUND IT'LL BE FUN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 349 00:23:48,228 --> 00:24:07,814 * >> Jimmy: HEY! WELCOME BACK 350 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,883 WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH IDRIS ELBA LOOK AT THAT, COME ON. 351 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:13,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO ELSE DOES THAT WHO ELSE DOES -- YOU'RE THE 352 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:16,056 GREATEST >> YEAH, YOU JUST -- >> Jimmy: IN HONOR OF YOUR NEW 353 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,958 MOVIE, "THE HARDER THEY FALL," WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A BRAND NEW GAME 354 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,862 GAME THIS IS CALLED "THE FASTEST CARD IN THE WEST." 355 00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:25,532 * 356 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:30,870 * IN THE WEST * * >> Jimmy: IDRIS, IN FRONT OF 357 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:35,375 EACH OF US, YOU HAVE A STACK OF CARDS WITH RANDOM PHRASES LIKE "HAMBURGER HELPER" OR "WE ARE 358 00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:39,612 THE CHAMPIONS. ON THE SCREEN, WE'RE GOING TO SAY A CATEGORY LIKE, "BAD THING 359 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:44,751 TO WHISPER TO YOUR SPOUSE BEFORE BEDTIME." THEN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, AND IT 360 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,620 HAS TO BE REALLY FAST, YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE WHICH OF YOUR CARDS BEST FITS IN THE CATEGORY. 361 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:51,324 WE'RE GOING TO SHOW OUR CARDS TO THE AUDIENCE AND WHOEVER GETS THE MOST APPLAUSE WINS THE 362 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,827 ROUND. SOUND GOOD >> SOUNDS GOOD 363 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,462 LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 364 00:24:55,462 --> 00:25:02,268 THE FIRST CATEGORY IS "THE HALLOWEEN PARTY WAS COMPLETELY RUINED BY --" BLANK. 365 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:09,142 UH - >> UH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON 366 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:12,645 OKAY, I THINK I GOT ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] HALF-PRICED SUSHI. 367 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:19,452 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 368 00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:21,821 ALL RIGHT, I PUT "A POOL PARTY AT TIM McGRAW'S HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:26,092 NOW THAT WASN'T BAD. ALL RIGHT, SO IDRIS TAKES ROUND ONE. 370 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,494 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I DO? OKAY 371 00:25:27,494 --> 00:25:30,463 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU TOOK -- YOU DEFINITELY TAKE IT 372 00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:32,632 HALF -- HALF-PRICED SUSHI. I DIDN'T HAVE THAT CARD. [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:40,306 ALL RIGHT, OUR NEXT CATEGORY IS, "EVERYBODY LOVES --" >> OKAY. 374 00:25:40,306 --> 00:25:50,684 * >> Jimmy: READY? AH 375 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:54,287 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I PUT "A DOUBLE DECKER BUS TOUR OF DOWNTOWN CINCINNATI." 376 00:25:54,287 --> 00:25:56,289 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 377 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,892 >> I THINK THAT'S TRUE >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. >> I THINK THAT'S TRUE 378 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:01,161 >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, YEAH. I THINK I GOT -- I GOT THE POINT ON THAT ONE, RIGHT 379 00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:03,163 YEAH, GOOD ALL RIGHT, THEN HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 380 00:26:03,163 --> 00:26:10,804 NEXT CATEGORY IS, "JEFF BEZOS IS GOING TO SPACE TO ESCAPE --" BLANK. 381 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:17,344 HMM. OKAY >> YOU READY 382 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:19,879 >> Jimmy: YEAH DO I GO FIRST? >> YOU GO FIRST THIS TIME. 383 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:24,551 NOW YOU. >> Jimmy: YELLOW STARBURST [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:29,923 NO ONE LIKES YELLOW STARBURST. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD 385 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:34,060 YOU KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO WIN THAT ONE, MAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 386 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:38,064 YOU WERE CONFIDENT YOU WERE SO CONFIDENT. DARN IT, HE GOT THAT ONE 387 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,533 >> IT WAS A GOOD CARD. THAT WAS A GREAT CARD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNEW YOU HAD 388 00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:46,973 IT I DIDN'T HAVE THAT IN MY PILE. ALL RIGHT. 389 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,376 NEXT ROUND, OUR CATEGORY IS "WHAT I WANT WRITTEN ON MY TOMBSTONE. 390 00:26:49,376 --> 00:26:51,578 >> OH, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE GOING TO WIN THIS ONE 391 00:26:51,578 --> 00:26:54,080 >> Jimmy: I THINK I'M GONNA WIN THIS ONE ALL RIGHT, READY 392 00:26:54,080 --> 00:27:00,186 >> UH -- YEAH >> Jimmy: YOU GO -- YOU GO 393 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,155 FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] "WEARING SWEATPANTS EVERY 394 00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:06,226 SINGLE DAY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHAT DO I WANT WRITTEN ON MY 395 00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:10,430 TOMBSTONE? "FUN SIZE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 396 00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:15,168 * >> YOU GET THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: I KNEW IT. 397 00:27:15,168 --> 00:27:21,074 I KNEW IT. >> YOU GET THAT ONE. >> Jimmy: OKAY, LOOK, IT'S A 398 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:23,476 A TIE GAME, RIGHT? IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND. THIS ONE IS WORTH A -- 399 00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:25,445 >> THE FINAL ROUND >> Jimmy: -- A THOUSAND POINTS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 400 00:27:25,445 --> 00:27:27,313 WHOEVER WINS THIS WINS THE WHOLE THING. READY? 401 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,250 HERE'S THE FINAL CATEGORY. "FINISH THIS SONG LYRIC. 'MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, I'M 402 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:37,791 HANGING WITH MY HONEY. I KNOW IT'S NEVER FUNNY CAUSE I GOT --'" 403 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:44,064 * >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: YOU GO FIRST, BUD. 404 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:48,401 OOH! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, I'M 405 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:51,905 HANGING WITH MY HONEY. I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY 'CAUSE I GOT -- 406 00:27:51,905 --> 00:27:54,407 IDRIS ELBA." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 407 00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:56,810 >> DUDE. >> Jimmy: I KNEW I GOT THAT ONE. 408 00:27:56,810 --> 00:28:00,013 I KNEW I GOT THAT ONE, BUD MY THANKS TO MY MAN. WE ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU, MAN 409 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:03,283 IDRIS ELBA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LOVE SEEING YOU, MAN. 410 00:28:03,283 --> 00:28:05,685 >> Jimmy: HIS NEW MOVIE, "THE HARDER THEY FALL," IS IN THEATERS NOW 411 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,387 COMING TO NETFLIX ON NOVEMBER 3rd WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 412 00:28:07,387 --> 00:28:12,158 KERI RUSSELL STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 413 00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:33,613 * * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 414 00:28:33,613 --> 00:28:37,450 A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "ANTLERS," WHICH IS IN THEATERS 415 00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:43,189 TODAY, AND IT'S SCARY. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME KERI RUSSELL 416 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:59,539 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 417 00:28:59,539 --> 00:29:04,110 >> Jimmy: COME ON. >> WHAT? AWW. 418 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:05,845 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I THINK -- YEAH. 419 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:08,715 THEY'RE PROBABLY PLAYING "GRANDMA GOT RAN OVER" BECAUSE OF "ANTLERS. 420 00:29:08,715 --> 00:29:10,216 [ LAUGHTER ] AH, SEE? >> GOT IT. 421 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,318 >> Jimmy: THEY PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THESE >> GOT IT. 422 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,287 >> Jimmy: YEAH HI, BUD! >> HI, HOW ARE YOU 423 00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:16,022 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. I'M FANTASTIC. 424 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:17,791 >> I KNOW, AND THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE >> Jimmy: YES! 425 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:19,859 I MEAN, LOOK AT IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DOESN'T THAT SOUND GREAT 426 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,594 >> FRIDAY NIGHT. WHOO >> Jimmy: YEAH 427 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:25,031 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WAS RIGHT BEFORE "STAR 428 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,500 WARS" CAME OUT >> "STAR WARS. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE NOT 429 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,803 ALLOWED TO REALLY TELL ME THAT YOU WERE - >> ANYTHING! 430 00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:31,738 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THE SECRETS >> Jimmy: YOU COULD BARELY TELL 431 00:29:31,738 --> 00:29:33,506 ME THAT YOU WERE IN "STAR WARS." >> I KNOW. 432 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:35,909 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> IT WAS NUTS >> Jimmy: THAT MUST BE SO HARD 433 00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:37,744 I MEAN - >> IT WAS. IT WAS ALL SECRET BUT IT WAS SO 434 00:29:37,744 --> 00:29:39,412 COOL >> Jimmy: DID YOU TELL YOUR FAMILY 435 00:29:39,412 --> 00:29:41,181 DID YOU TELL YOUR -- >> I DID TELL THEM THAT I WAS IN IT, YEAH. 436 00:29:41,181 --> 00:29:45,218 >> Jimmy: WERE THEY EXCITED? IMPRESSED? >> UM -- NO. 437 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:47,520 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE - SO, MY OLDEST KID IS NOW 14, 438 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,789 ALMOST 15. BUT THEN, I BET -- I GUESS HE WAS ABOUT 12 439 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:54,394 >> Jimmy: 12, YEAH >> AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, "RIVER, I'M -- YOU KNOW, I'M IN 440 00:29:54,394 --> 00:29:57,564 'STAR WARS' AND I REALLY WANT TO, LIKE -- YOU TO COME SEE IT WITH ME. 441 00:29:57,564 --> 00:29:59,632 AND I THINK WHAT HE TEXTED BACK WAS, "WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE IT WITH YOU? 442 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:06,539 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, WOW! 443 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:08,074 WHOA WHOA >> Jimmy: YEAH 444 00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:11,444 >> AND I THINK WHAT HE MEANT WAS "I WANT TO SEE IT WITH MY FRIENDS, LIKE, YOU'RE A MOM. 445 00:30:11,444 --> 00:30:13,847 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T GO TO "STAR" -- I WANT TO GO SEE IT WITH MY FRIENDS. 446 00:30:13,847 --> 00:30:17,684 >> YEAH. AND WE DID EVENTUALLY GET TO -- WE GOT A HUGE GROUP TOGETHER 447 00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:21,287 WE ALL SAW IT TOGETHER AND THEY ALL CHEERED WHEN I -- IT WAS GREAT 448 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,590 IT WAS SUPER COOL. >> Jimmy: SEE, THAT'S A MOMENT THAT I THINK THAT I'M VERY 449 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:26,326 LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE IF YOU GO SEE A MOVIE THAT'S -- WITH SOMEONE THAT'S IN THE 450 00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:29,362 MOVIE? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN - 451 00:30:29,362 --> 00:30:31,464 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: DUDE -- IT'S LIKE EMOTIONAL. 452 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:33,266 >> IT IS, YOU'RE LIKE -- >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU'RE LIKE - [ YELLING 453 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,502 AND YOU'RE BOTH SCREAMING AND EVERYONE'S LIKE "WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING? 454 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:39,239 LIKE, IT'S JUST SO MUCH -- BUT IT'S A GOOD MOMENT >> IT IS SUPER FUN 455 00:30:39,239 --> 00:30:41,074 >> Jimmy: AND IT'S MOM, COME ON >> IT'S MOM. 456 00:30:41,074 --> 00:30:43,643 BUT IT DOESN'T BUG ME. LIKE, I THINK THAT'S COOL THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU'RE 457 00:30:43,643 --> 00:30:49,182 STILL AN ANNOYING MOM TO THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, NEVER. 458 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:50,750 >> THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, NOT THAT COOL." >> Jimmy: WE DECORATED OUR SET 459 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,753 FOR HALLOWEEN. >> YEAH. OH, YEAH 460 00:30:53,753 --> 00:30:55,722 >> Jimmy: WELL, THESE HAVE BEEN HERE NOT THESE, BUT EVERYTHING 461 00:30:55,722 --> 00:30:57,257 ELSE - [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 462 00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:59,325 >> Jimmy: -- IS HALLOWEEN DECORATED. >> WELL, I REALLY LIKE THE 463 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:02,295 MISTY NIGHTSCAPE >> Jimmy: THAT'S NEW THAT'S A NEW ADDITION. 464 00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:04,464 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, MISTY NIGHTSCAPE'S A NEW ADDITION. 465 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:06,566 >> MISTY NIGHTSCAPE. I LIKE A LOT >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE IT? 466 00:31:06,566 --> 00:31:08,401 >> OOH, I LIKE IT. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- DO YOU DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN 467 00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:10,937 OR - >> I GREW UP WITH A MOM WHO -- LIKE, SHE LOVES HALLOWEEN MORE 468 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:13,106 THAN CHRISTMAS >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SHE'S LIKE VERY WITCHY AND, 469 00:31:13,106 --> 00:31:16,609 LIKE, SENDS ME, YOU KNOW, LIKE, "HAPPY FULL MOON." >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT. 470 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:20,780 >> HAPPY AUTUMN EQUINOX. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES, YES 471 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:23,717 EXACTLY, I LOVE THAT >> SO, HALLOWEEN WAS A BIG DEAL 472 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:26,653 YEAH, THE KIDS WILL TOTALLY DRESS UP MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD IS BEING 473 00:31:26,653 --> 00:31:30,290 DARTH VADER. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> YEAH. 474 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:32,492 AND WITH A -- HE HAS THIS REALLY COOL, LIKE, LITTLE THING THAT HE PUSHES AND IT SAYS, 475 00:31:32,492 --> 00:31:37,597 LIKE, "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THE 14-YEAR-OLD IS 476 00:31:37,597 --> 00:31:40,867 LIKE, YOU KNOW, TOO COOL ALREADY. HE'S, LIKE, SKATEBOARDING WITH 477 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:44,104 HIS FRIENDS. HE'S LIKE "I DON'T TRICK-OR-TREAT." 478 00:31:44,104 --> 00:31:47,207 >> Jimmy: YEAH I -- WHEN I GREW UP, MY -- FIRST OFF, MY KIDS ARE NOW SIX 479 00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:49,743 AND EIGHT. BUT WHEN THEY WERE FIRST BORN YOU CAN MAKE THEM WHATEVER YOU 480 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,811 WANT [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S THE BEST 481 00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:53,880 IT'S THE BEST! THEY'RE LIKE - >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE GREATEST. 482 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,749 >> IT'S THE BEST THEY CAN DO WHATEV -- YES. YES. 483 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:59,019 >> Jimmy: SO MY -- WINNIE WAS -- THEY WERE BOTH RAMEN NOODLE SOUP ONCE 484 00:31:59,019 --> 00:32:02,756 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: I LOVED THAT COSTUME 485 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,824 I SAID IT WAS JUST -- MY WIFE GLUED YARN TO IT >> OH, MY GOD. 486 00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:06,893 >> Jimmy: TO A LITTLE BABY ONESIE >> IT'S SO GOOD. 487 00:32:06,893 --> 00:32:09,963 >> Jimmy: AND WE PUT FELT FRIED EGG, BOILED EGG IN THEIR HAIR AND SCALLIONS. 488 00:32:09,963 --> 00:32:12,899 AND WE'RE LIKE, "YEAH, YOU'RE A BOWL OF RAMEN. >> THAT IS - 489 00:32:12,899 --> 00:32:14,534 [ LAUGHTER ] SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: THEY WOULD NEVER DO 490 00:32:14,534 --> 00:32:16,836 THAT NOW, NOW THAT THEY'RE - >> YOU CAN'T GET THEM TO DO ANYTHING 491 00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:19,472 >> Jimmy: NO, NO >> NO. >> Jimmy: BUT THEY ARE - 492 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,341 THEY'RE GETTING INTO, KIND OF, SCARY -- THEY LOVE BEING SCARED NOW. 493 00:32:21,341 --> 00:32:23,510 >> DO THEY >> Jimmy: YEAH THEY ENJOY -- SO THAT'S WHY -- 494 00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:25,311 BUT I MEAN, MAYBE NOT FOR "ANTLERS." >> I'D SAY PROBABLY NOT 495 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:29,616 "ANTLERS" FOR SIX-YEAR-OLDS. >> Jimmy: BUT BY THE WAY, I WILL SAY YOUR MOVIE, "ANTLERS," 496 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:32,252 THAT WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT -- >> YEAH. 497 00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:34,754 >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY IS IT -- OF COURSE IT'S SCARY AND IT'S -- BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL 498 00:32:34,754 --> 00:32:37,290 >> IT'S REALLY -- IT IS. IT'S KIND OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE 499 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:40,126 IT'S VERY HAUNT -- WELL, SCOTT COOPER DIRECTED IT I WAS SUCH A BIG FAN OF HIS 500 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,962 WORK HE DID -- I LOVED "CRAZY HEART" AND A LOT OF OTHER MOVIES HE 501 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:47,233 DID. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH >> SO, WHEN I HEARD HE WAS 502 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:51,104 MAKING, LIKE, HIS VERSION OF A A SCARY MOVIE, IT'S SORT OF, LIKE, HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL 503 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:55,108 IT'S A VERY KIND OF ELEGANT SCARY MOVIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 504 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:57,644 >> AND THEN IT HAS GUILLERMO DEL TORO CREATING, LIKE, THE MASTER OF ALL THE 505 00:32:57,644 --> 00:33:00,246 MONSTERS >> Jimmy: NO, NO, I CAN'T EVEN -- NO 506 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:02,082 >> IT'S SO - >> Jimmy: I ALMOST DON'T EVER WANT TO MEET 507 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:04,184 GUILLERMO DEL TORO >> HE IS -- OH, MY GOD YOU HAVE TO MEET HIM 508 00:33:04,184 --> 00:33:06,686 HE'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: HE'S TEN LEVELS ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE. 509 00:33:06,686 --> 00:33:09,756 HE'S SO ALIVE AND INTERESTED AND CURIOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING HE'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE 510 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:12,258 PEOPLE -- YOU KNOW, LIKE J.J. ABRAMS. THEY'RE JUST SO -- 511 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:14,527 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THEY'RE LIKE USING MORE OF THEIR BRAIN THAN THE REST OF 512 00:33:14,527 --> 00:33:16,629 US >> Jimmy: THAN EVERYONE ELSE YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. 513 00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:19,065 WE -- I WANT TO SET UP THE MOVIE FOR EVERYONE >> OKAY. 514 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:22,435 >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE DO IT? >> OKAY. SO IT'S A -- IT'S A HORROR 515 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:27,574 MOVIE. KIND OF A SPOOKY, MOODY, HORROR MOVIE, SET IN OREGON 516 00:33:27,574 --> 00:33:33,146 I'M A TEACHER, AND I GET OBSESSED WITH THIS STUDENT OF MINE WHO IS HARBORING A SECRET 517 00:33:33,146 --> 00:33:37,083 AND THEN, IN TRYING TO SAVE HIM, I SORT OF TRY TO SAVE MYSELF 518 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:39,152 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP 519 00:33:39,152 --> 00:33:41,121 FROM THE MOVIE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S KERI RUSSELL IN THE NEW 520 00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:44,591 HERE'S KERI RUSSELL IN THE NEW MOVIE "ANTLERS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 521 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:46,693 * 522 00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:56,436 >> LUCAS, DID THEY TELL YOU AT THE HOSPITAL >> TELL ME WHAT? 523 00:33:56,436 --> 00:34:08,682 >> YOUR DAD DIED >> HE'S NOT DEAD >> YEAH, HE IS, LUCAS. 524 00:34:08,682 --> 00:34:15,321 MY BROTHER, PAUL, HE FOUND HIM IN YOUR HOUSE. * 525 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:22,328 >> NO. THAT WAS MY OLD DAD. THE ONE WHO WAS SICK, AND MEAN 526 00:34:22,328 --> 00:34:28,468 MY NEW DAD IS WITH AIDEN BUT AIDEN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND AND HE NEEDS ME. 527 00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:35,108 I JUST HAVE TO FEED HIM, AND HE'LL LOVE ME. >> WHAT? 528 00:34:35,108 --> 00:34:38,078 >> Jimmy: WHAT?! THAT - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 529 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:39,946 NO, THAT KID COME ON. >> CREEP CITY. 530 00:34:39,946 --> 00:34:41,915 >> Jimmy: THAT -- COME ON! >> CREEP CITY! >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 531 00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:45,085 KERI RUSSELL, EVERYBODY. "ANTLERS" IS IN THEATERS TODAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 532 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:48,555 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM SABRINA CARPENTER! 533 00:34:48,555 --> 00:35:12,912 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 534 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:16,082 >> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE JAMS OUT THERE, RIGHT NOW. 535 00:35:16,082 --> 00:35:20,053 PERFORMING HER NEW SINGLE, "SKINNY DIPPING," PLEASE WELCOME SABRINA CARPENTER. 536 00:35:22,489 --> 00:35:35,769 * * IT'LL BE A WEDNESDAY * * AND I'LL BE GOING 537 00:35:35,769 --> 00:35:38,938 IN THIS COFFEE SHO HEAR THE BARISTA CALL * * AN OAT MILK LATTE 538 00:35:38,938 --> 00:35:41,541 AND YOUR NAME AND I LOOK UP * * FROM MY PHONE 539 00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:45,078 AND THINK THERE' NO CHANCE IT'S YOU * * BUT IT IS 540 00:35:45,078 --> 00:35:48,314 YOU'LL SAY H I'LL SAY HI HOW ARE YOU * * YOU'LL SA 541 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:51,618 HOW'S YOUR FAMIL HOW'S YOUR SISTER * * I'LL SA 542 00:35:51,618 --> 00:35:55,855 SHANNON'S BEING SHANNON AND AFTER A MINUTE OF * * NONSENSICAL CHATTER 543 00:35:55,855 --> 00:35:58,091 YOU'LL SAY WELL THIS WAS REALLY NICE * * MAYBE WE SHOULD 544 00:35:58,091 --> 00:36:02,762 DO THIS ON PURPOSE SOMETIME * * AND IT'LL HAVE BEEN 545 00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:10,637 LONG ENOUGH THAT WE WON'T HARP ON * * ARGUMENTS IN YOUR GARAG 546 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:14,674 ALL THE WAYS WE SABOTAGED IT * * WHAT IT WAS 547 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:22,415 AND WHAT IT WASN'T WE'VE BEEN SWIMMING * * ON THE EDGE OF A CLIF 548 00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:27,687 I'M RESISTAN BUT GOING DOWN * * WITH THE SHIP 549 00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:32,392 IT'D BE SO NIC RIGHT RIGHT * * IF WE COULD 550 00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:38,832 TAKE IT ALL OF AND JUST EXIST * * AND SKINNY DIP IN WATER 551 00:36:38,832 --> 00:36:46,473 UNDER THE BRIDGE YOU'LL SUGGEST A * * RESTAURANT WE USE 552 00:36:46,473 --> 00:36:48,775 TO GO TO AND I'LL SAY * * WON'T THAT BE 553 00:36:48,775 --> 00:36:52,278 TOO NOSTALGI AND YOU'LL SAY MAYBE * * BUT LET'S DO IT ANYWA 554 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:55,782 AND WE WON'T SIT AT OUR SAME OLD TABLE * * I PROMISE 555 00:36:55,782 --> 00:36:58,618 AND WE WON'T BRING UP THE PAST * * WE'LL KEEP IT BUREAUCRATI 556 00:36:58,618 --> 00:37:01,454 AND WE WON'T SAY I BUT BOTH OF US * * WE'LL BE THINKING 557 00:37:01,454 --> 00:37:05,025 ABOUT HOW DIFFERENT WE ARE FROM THOSE SCARED * * LITTLE KIDS THAT HAD THOS 558 00:37:05,025 --> 00:37:10,430 ARGUMENTS IN YOUR GARAGE ALL THE WAYS * * WE SABOTAGED IT 559 00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:17,103 WHAT IT WA AND WHAT IT WASN'T * * WE'VE BEEN SWIMMING 560 00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:22,876 ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF I'M RESISTANT * * BUT GOING DOW 561 00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:29,482 WITH THE SHIP IT'D BE SO NICE * * RIGHT RIGHT 562 00:37:29,482 --> 00:37:32,952 IF WE COUL TAKE IT ALL OFF * * AND JUST EXIS 563 00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:53,073 * AND JUST EXIS AND SKINNY DIP IN WATE UNDER THE BRIDGE * 564 00:37:56,943 --> 00:37:58,078 * WE'VE BEEN SWIMMING 565 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:04,784 ON THE EDGE OF A CLIFF * * I'M RESISTANT BUT GOING DOWN 566 00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:11,324 WITH THE SHIP * * IT'D BE SO NICE RIGHT RIGH 567 00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:18,431 IF WE COULD TAKE IT * * ALL OFF AND JUST EXIS AND SKINNY DIP IN WATE 568 00:38:18,431 --> 00:38:29,709 UNDER THE BRIDGE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SABRINA CARPENTER! 569 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:32,545 "SKINNY DIPPING" IS OUT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK IT OUT 570 00:38:32,545 --> 00:38:38,651 MY THANKS TO IDRIS ELBA, KERI RUSSELL, SABRINA CARPENTER, ONCE AGAIN. 571 00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:40,320 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, 572 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,324 PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 573 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:46,860 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 574 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:46,860 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *