1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,112 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:18,585 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:23,056 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRISSY TEIGEN 4 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:26,793 MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER, MUSICAL GUEST, SKEPTA, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:33,099 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1540 YES, SIR 6 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:40,607 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:53,019 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:53,019 --> 00:01:02,228 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME! WELCOME! 9 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,197 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! OH, MY GOODNESS! 10 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:05,832 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I LOVE YOU 11 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:10,537 OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO HEAR YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY ENJOY YOURSELF 12 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,473 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 13 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:17,877 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, AFTER TEASING 14 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,612 A NAME CHANGE FOR A WHILE NOW, TODAY, MARK ZUCKERBERG FINALLY REVEALED THE NEW NAME OF 15 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:26,786 FACEBOOK HERE IT IS 16 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,624 WHAT WE HOPE TO BUILD, I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT STARTING TODAY, OUR COMPANY IS NOW 17 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:44,971 "META. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 18 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:48,141 >> Steve: META >> Jimmy: META >> Steve: WHAT 19 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:50,343 >> Jimmy: YEAH, META, AS IN WHEN I JOINED FACEBOOK, I MET A LOT OF CRAZY PEOPLE. 20 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:53,813 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY! * 21 00:01:53,813 --> 00:02:01,921 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH WOW, BABY! 22 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:03,590 >> Jimmy: YEAH FACEBOOK CHANGED THEIR NAME. IN RESPONSE, SPECTRUM WAS LIKE, 23 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:07,861 "WE USED TO BE TIME WARNER AND PEOPLE STILL HATE US." [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,596 IT FEELS LIKE WHEN THERE'S AN E. COLI OUTBREAK AT A PIZZA PLACE AND THEY JUST CHANGE 25 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:14,300 THEIR NAME FROM "SAL AND TONY'S" TO "TONY AND SAL'S." [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:18,805 SAME GROSS OWNERS, YEAH. COMPANIES OFTEN CHANGE THEIR NAME TO HELP THEIR IMAGE 27 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,874 AND SINCE IT IS UP FOR GRABS, JOHNSON & JOHNSON IS NOW FACEBOOK AND FACEBOOK. 28 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:28,515 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'LL TAKE IT. "META. 29 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,351 YEAH, "META. APPARENTLY, THEY'RE TRYING BRING BACK YOUNGER USERS 30 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,887 THEY EVEN RELEASED A NEW AD. AND IT SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE TRYING A LITTLE HARD TO GET TO 31 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:34,454 TRYING A LITTLE HARD TO GET TO YOUNG -- YOU BE THE JUDGE. 32 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,090 >> WHAT UP, FAM? 33 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:41,628 DO YOU WANT A DOPE SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORK THAT'S SO SNATCHED THEN JOIN FACEBOOK 34 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:44,798 >> F -- F -- F -- FACEBOOK >> IT'S GUCCI. NO CAP 35 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:48,201 >> THE WORST >> WE ARE TOTALLY BUSTING WITH RUSSIAN MEMES. 36 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:52,672 [ CHEERS ] AND WE GOT A HELLA FIRE CEO. WHAT THE ZUCK? 37 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:56,409 [ ROARING FACEBOOK WE'RE NOT CHEUGY, WE'RE THE 38 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:59,879 GOAT [ SCREAMING ALSO, WE'RE THIRSTY A-F. 39 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:03,750 >> Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING. I JUST - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 40 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:11,858 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT UP, FAM [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:16,329 SOME NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, COMING OFF SOME OF HIS LOWEST APPROVAL RATING NUMBERS. 42 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:18,064 TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN LEFT FOR EUROPE AND HIS FIRST STOP IS IN ROME 43 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:23,069 WHERE HE'S GONNA MEET WITH POPE FRANCIS NOW, HOWEVER, THE VATICAN JUST 44 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:29,442 CANCELED THE LIVE BROADCAST OF THE TWO OF THEM MEETING. NOT A GREAT SIGN FOR BIDEN WHEN 45 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,211 THE POPE IS LIKE, "I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,079 MEANWHILE, SINCE BIDEN IS GOING TO BE OUT OF TOWN FOR HALLOWEEN, THE WHITE HOUSE WILL 47 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:39,519 NOT BE HOLDING ITS USUAL TRICK-OR-TREATING EVENT. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 48 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:42,122 SMART -- SMART MOVE THOUGH ANNOUNCE TO THE ENTIRE COUNTRY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF 49 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:48,094 TOWN ON HALLOWEEN. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT FEELS -- "HOW FAR DO YOU 50 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,096 THINK I THROW THIS EGG IT HIT THE WEST WING FROM HERE, I THINK. 51 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,098 IF THERE IS ANOTHER TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE, YOU CAN FIND IT IN ALL THE TREES AROUND THE 52 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,167 WHITE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO 53 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:57,103 TRICK-OR-TREATING BUT JOE MANCHIN BLOCKED IT BECAUSE HE HATES GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS 54 00:03:57,103 --> 00:04:02,942 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. 55 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:06,546 COME ON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT NO HALLOWEEN AT THE 56 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,615 WHITE HOUSE. MEANWHILE, ONE VERY NERVOUS BIRD WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE STILL 57 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:14,621 DOING THE TURKEY PARDONING NEXT MONTH, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:19,225 I AM -- I'M JIBLET, BY THE WAY I'M WISH BONE, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:22,729 IN A COUPLE -- A COUPLE WEEKS. IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE, "RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT WITH US," 60 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:27,967 SO - [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 61 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:29,736 WHILE TALKING TO A REPORTER, SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS WAS INTERRUPTED BY A PHONE CALL AND 62 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,806 PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT HIS LOUD RING TONE LISTEN TO THIS 63 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:32,839 LOUD RING TONE LISTEN TO THIS 64 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:36,643 >> SO YOU'RE NOT ON BOARD WITH THE SPRING WORK 'CAUSE IT'S NOW 65 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,345 DRAFTED. >> I WANT TO SEE IT IN LANGUAGE 66 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,648 [ PHONE RINGING I WANT TO SEE IT IM -- IMPROVED 67 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:46,453 UH, I GOT A GUY. I CAN'T GET TO IT. I -- I -- I -- YOU KNOW. 68 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,088 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY -- THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT AN OLD, TIMELY RINGTONE. 69 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,590 HE ACTUALLY HAS A ROTARY PHONE IN HIS POCK -- [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:59,099 "I CAN ONLY GO 60 FEET FROM MY HOUSE BEFORE THE --" THEN HE PICKED UP THE PHONE BY 71 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:02,135 PUTTING A HORN IN HIS EAR. "HELLO [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,105 WHAT?" HEY, THIS IS COOL. DELTA AIRLINES IS LAUNCHING 73 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:11,511 A NEW PROGRAM THAT WILL USE FACIAL RECOGNITION FOR PASSENGERS GOING THROUGH TSA 74 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,581 IT'S ALL PART OF DELTA'S BRILLIANT PLAN TO GET PEOPLE TO TAKE THEIR MASKS OFF AT THE 75 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:19,819 AIRPORT. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ACTUALLY HAD THE SAME 76 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,788 FACIAL RECOGNITION PROGRAM BEFORE YOU BOARD A PLANE ON SOUTHWEST AIRLINES 77 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:22,622 SOUTHWEST AIRLINES CHECK THIS OUT 78 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:27,260 [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,462 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, THEY DON'T MESS AROUND ON SOUTHWEST. 80 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,865 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DON'T MESS AROUND 81 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:39,272 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME MORE -- SOME MORE TRAVEL NEWS, THIS IS REAL 82 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,074 UNITED AIRLINES JUST ANNOUNCED THAT NEXT MONTH IT WILL BEGIN SELLING MINI BOTTLES OF HARD 83 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:50,150 LIQUOR ON FLIGHTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THE MOVE IS ALL PART OF 84 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:57,090 THE COMPANY'S NEW SLOGAN, "UNITED, YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO DUCT TAPE YOUR ASS. 85 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,260 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: I JUST HAVE ONE MORE 86 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:06,566 I JUST HAVE ONE MORE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW THAT A FUTURISTIC 87 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,068 ROBOT DOG WAS JUST SPOTTED WALKING DOWN 6th AVENUE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. 88 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:15,709 NEW YORK CITY. WATCH THIS VIDEO, YEAH 89 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,212 [ BARK ] 90 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,147 YEAH EVEN CRAZIER, THERE WAS ANOTHER ROBOT WALKING BEHIND HIM WITH 91 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:26,886 A LITTLE PLASTIC BAG >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,755 I LOVE HOW NEW YORKERS WALK BY LIKE NOTHING WAS HAPPENING THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH. 93 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:32,759 [ LAUGHTER ] ROBOT WAS LIKE, "I'M A A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM SENT FROM 94 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:38,264 THE FUTURE TO PEE ON FIRE HYDRANTS." [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:42,402 THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH. THAT'S NORMAL. NO BIG DEAL. 96 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,270 AND FINALLY, THIS ISN'T GOOD -- A NEW STUDY SHOWS SMALL AMOUNTS OF PLASTIC ARE FOUND IN THE 97 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:50,176 FOOD FROM CHAINS LIKE McDONALD'S YOU CAN TELL THINGS ARE BAD AT 98 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,679 McDONALD'S TODAY, THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TO "McMETA." 99 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:56,950 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 100 00:06:56,950 --> 00:07:02,355 EVERYBODY! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:15,702 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 102 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,437 TONIGHT. HER LATEST COOKBOOK, "CRAVINGS: ALL TOGETHER," IS AVAILABLE 103 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:23,643 NOW. CHRISSY TEIGEN IS HERE >> Steve: HEY. 104 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:28,148 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE BOOK -- NUMBER ONE BOOK ON AMAZON RIGHT 105 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:32,419 NOW. PLUS, HE DIRECTS AND STARS IN THE "ARMY OF THE DEAD" PREQUEL, 106 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:38,625 "ARMY OF THIEVES," STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER IS HERE. 107 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:45,065 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. RIGHT NOW, WE ARE -- WE ARE 108 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:48,134 TRENDING IN GERMANY. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YES. 109 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,670 HE'S MASSIVE ANY -- ANYONE FROM GERMANY HERE 110 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,273 PERFECT. WE - >> Steve: YEAH, THERE YOU GO 111 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:57,077 >> Jimmy: SOMEONE HERE >> HERE. >> HERE. 112 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,279 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: DO YOU LOVE MATTHIAS 113 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,814 >> YES, OF COURSE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "YES, OF COURSE. 114 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,717 SEE? THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 115 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:08,421 >> Steve: THAT'S WHAT WE SAID. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE MATTHIAS, THAT - 116 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:12,459 >> HOLY MATTHEW. >> Jimmy: YES. WHAT 117 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:15,228 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HOLY MATTHEW. >> Jimmy: SAY IT AGAIN 118 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,697 >> HOLY MESS YOU >> Jimmy: HOLY MESS YOU? >> HOLY MATTHEW. 119 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,200 >> Steve: HOLY NEPHEW? >> ALL YOU GUYS DO >> Jimmy: IS THAT A -- 120 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,302 [ SPEAKING IN GERMAN ] HOLY NEPHEW? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 121 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,703 [ LAUGHTER ] DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING 122 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:26,106 >> HOLY MATTHEW. >> Steve: HOLY MATTHEW >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU. 123 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,275 HOLY MATTHEW [ CYMBAL CRASH ] >> Steve: SON OF A BEE STING 124 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:33,046 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT DUDE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 125 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:40,887 SKEPTA TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SKEPTA 126 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:43,523 HEY, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 127 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:43,556 "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO 128 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:53,566 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 129 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,402 >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS 130 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:59,739 TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO SINCE HALLOWEEN IS THIS WEEKEND, I SENT OUT THE 131 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:04,210 HASHTAG, #MAKEAMOVIESOUNDSCARY I ASKED YOU GUYS TO DESCRIBE A A NON-HORROR MOVIE AS IF IT 132 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:10,116 WERE A HORROR MOVIE. SO LET'S -- LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS 133 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:15,555 FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM @KYLEDICE23. HE SAYS, "THE HANGOVER: AFTER 134 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,323 A NIGHT OF DRINKING POISON, THREE MEN WITH AMNESIA SET OUT TO FIND OUT IF THEIR FRIEND IS 135 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:23,863 STILL ALIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 136 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:31,538 >> Steve: HOLY MATTHEW >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @MOVIENERD15 137 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,474 >> Steve: 15 >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A HIGH SCHOOL 138 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:38,845 PRINCIPAL LOCKS FIVE TEENAGERS IN THE LIBRARY UNTIL THEY EACH HAVE AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN. 139 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:46,186 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE, "STOP TORTURE! 140 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,055 THIS ONE'S FROM @ALDVITT SHE SAYS, "THE LITTLE MERMAID: A KLEPTOMANIAC MAKES A DEAL 141 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:59,065 WITH A SEA WITCH IN EXCHANGE FOR HUMAN FLESH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:02,669 WELL, THIS ONE IS FROM @MACKUPSIDEDOWN. >> Steve: DANG 143 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:07,173 [ LAUGHTER ] MACK UP -- >> Jimmy: MACK UPSIDE DOWN 144 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:16,883 * RETURN OF THE MAC RETURN OF THE MACK ONCE AGAIN * 145 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:25,091 >> Steve: TAKE TWO * OH MY - [ LAUGHTER ] 146 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:28,595 >> Jimmy: WHO SINGS "RETURN OF THE MACK?" >> Questlove: MARK MORRISON. 147 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:32,098 >> Jimmy: MARK MORRISON. WAS THAT A ONE-HIT WONDER JAM? >> Questlove: YEAH 148 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,568 >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. >> Steve: THAT -- WHAT A DAY >> Jimmy: IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO 149 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,104 IT, THAT'S THE JAM TO DO IT. >> Steve: YEAH, WE'LL DO IT AT THE HALF 150 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:41,374 MACK UPSIDE DOWN IT'S A WIN >> Steve: WIN. 151 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,243 >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "PAW PATROL: A TERRIFYING DYSTOPIAN FUTURE WHERE ALL PUBLIC SAFETY 152 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:50,016 OFFICERS ARE REPLACED BY DOGS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT HAPPENED ON 6th AVENUE. 153 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:57,023 THIS ONE FROM @DDANCER42 SHE SAYS, "HOME ALONE: A A NEGLECTED CHILD TAKES JOY IN 154 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:01,695 TORTURING PEOPLE WHO COME TO VISIT HIM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 155 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:10,170 >> Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE HERE, THIS IS FROM @JOELVERSUSMONSTRESS 156 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,073 HE SAYS, "STAR WARS: AN OLD HERMIT CONVINCES A YOUNG FARM BOY TO MURDER HIS FATHER." 157 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:24,584 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @GREG -- THIS ONE FROM @GREGHARSENAL203 158 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:28,855 >> Steve: ARSENAL? >> Jimmy: DIDN'T YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH GREG - 159 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,390 >> Steve: I DID. I GRANTED GREG HARSENAL 201. WHO'S THIS GUY 160 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,525 >> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT -- 161 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,661 NO, NO THIS IS GREGHARSENAL203, SORRY >> Steve: I HIT FOR THAT GUY 162 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,296 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO -- WELL, DON'T JUDGE HIM. >> Steve: HE OWES ME MONEY 163 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:42,168 >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "RATATOUILLE: PSYCHOTIC CHEF LETS MIND-CONTROLLING RATS TAKE 164 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:46,139 OVER HIS KITCHEN." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 165 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:51,478 >> Steve: LIKE WILLARD >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE'S FROM @LMITTZ6012. 166 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,446 HE SAYS, "CAST AWAY: A FORMER FEDEX EMPLOYEE LOSES IT ALL AND STARTS HAVING CONVERSATIONS 167 00:11:53,446 --> 00:12:02,789 WITH A VOLLEYBALL COVERED IN BLOOD. [ APPLAUSE ] 168 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:07,594 THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @BAKEROSS1988. HE SAYS, "WHEN HARRY MET SALLY: 169 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,262 CRAZED STALKER HOUNDS A WOMAN FOR 12 YEARS UNTIL SHE HASN'T -- ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU 170 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:16,670 GO." THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 171 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:20,240 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW" 172 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,808 HASHTAGS AND CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES. GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 173 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:44,464 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW" RAP REMIX * 174 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:49,703 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 175 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:53,239 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" RAP REMIX. HERE WE GO 176 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:53,273 RAP REMIX. HERE WE GO 177 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,608 RAP REMI TONIGHT SHOW 178 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,445 RAP REMIX * * TONIGHT SHO RAP REMI 179 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,613 TONIGHT SHOW RAP RAP RAP REMIX * * TONIGHT SHO 180 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,717 RAP RAP RAP REMI TONIGHT SHOW * HELPING US OUT IS OUR VERY OWN 181 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:10,523 TARIQ TROTTER. TARIQ, THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,059 TARIQ, YOU'RE AN AMAZING RAPPER, BUT I WANT TO -- >> Tariq: YES, I AM. 183 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:16,529 YES. [ LAUGHTER ] GO ON. 184 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,265 >> Jimmy: YEAH I WASN'T PAUSING FOR A A RESPONSE 185 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,102 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DO WANT TO PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST 186 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,404 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I WANT -- I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF YOU CAN 187 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:28,641 ADD RAP TO VERSES TO SONGS THAT ARE DEFINITELY NOT RAP SONGS >> Tariq: MM 188 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,176 >> Jimmy: SO WE GAVE YOU SOME SONG TITLES RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW 189 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,712 THIS IS REAL WE DID THIS. >> Tariq: YEAH 190 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,215 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD A FEW MINUTES TO WRITE SOME VERSES ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS 191 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,283 >> Tariq: YEAH, I'M READY. YES. I'M READY. 192 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,918 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO SINCE HALLOWEEN IS THIS WEEKEND, YOUR FIRST SONG IS 193 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:45,925 "MONSTER MASH. LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU GOT. * HE DID THE MASH 194 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,429 HE DID THE MONSTER MAS THE MONSTER MASH * * MASH, MASH, MAS 195 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,599 MASH, MASH, MASH * * IT'S THAT SPOOKY SEASON DANCING CRAZ 196 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:56,102 WE CALL THE MONSTER MASH AY* * WHEN IT COMES TO HALLOWEE 197 00:13:56,102 --> 00:14:00,807 THIS SONG GOT MONSTER CACHET CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH, GREA MAKE YOU WANT A SASHAY * 198 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:04,110 * YOU KNOW IT'S OCTOBER WHEN YOU HEAR THIS GRAVEYARD SMASH PLAY * 199 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:07,714 * HOP IN A HEARSE NO TIME TO SWERV HITTING SOME ZOMBIES 200 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,350 MAN, THAT'S GOTTA HURT * * LOOK OUT FOR GHOSTS LOOK OUT FOR GHOUL 201 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,852 DODGING MORE MONSTERS THAN JAY-Z'S OLD VERSE * * THE ANNUAL BO 202 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,255 IT'S BACK AT THE TOP OL' BOBBY PICKET YOU ALREADY KNEW * 203 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,891 * GAVE IT A BEA PLAY ON REPEAT AND WHEN THE TRACK ENDS * 204 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:22,062 * I'M BEHIND YOU LIKE BOO! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 205 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:26,966 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I SHOULD JUST GO HOME 206 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:31,538 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! THAT COULD BE THE NAME OF YOUR NEXT ALBUM 207 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:37,143 "AT THIS POINT YOU SHOULD JUST GO HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,714 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT THIS NEXT ONE, THIS ONE IS 209 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:45,752 POPULAR ON TIKTOK RIGHT NOW. WE GAVE YOU MIKA'S "GRACE KELLY." 210 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,620 >> Tariq: OH >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 211 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,558 * * I COULD BE BROW I COULD BE BLU 212 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,394 I COULD BE VIOLET SKY * * I COULD BE HURTFU I COULD BE PURPL 213 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,130 I COULD BE ANYTHIN YOU LIKE * * I COULD GO VIRA 214 00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:01,501 I COULD TREN TO THE TIP TOP * * I COULD PICK OUT A SONG 215 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,504 AND MAKE UP A DANC AND POST IT ON TIKTOK * * YOU COULD DO A DUET WITH ME 216 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,641 OR ASK WHAT THE DEALIO * * THEN POST THA AND GET A TV SHO 217 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,811 AND COFFEE NAMED AFTER U LIKE THE D'AMELI * NOW WE'RE BREAKIN 218 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,447 THE INTERNET 'CAUSE OUR CONTENT IS SO GREAT * 219 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,950 * I JUST HOPE YOU DON'T BREAK YOUR NEC WHEN YOU'RE CLIMBING 220 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:24,591 ON MILK CRATES * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FOR THIS LAST ONE, IT 221 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:30,630 IS FOOTBALL SEASON, SO WE GAVE YOU "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. TAKE IT AWAY 222 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:37,837 * WE ARE THE CHAMPION MY FRIENDS * * SNAP ME THE BAL 223 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,573 DON'T NEED T CHANGE THE CALL * * I'M ON MY TOM BRADY 224 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,309 AIN'T NO DOUBT I'LL WIN IT ALL * * I'M DODGING 225 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,478 ALL THE TACKLE IN THE BACKFIELD YOU'RE NOT HURTING ME * 226 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,314 * I'M RAPPING OVER SAMPLE OF THE LATE, GREAT FREDDIE MERCURY * 227 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,518 * MY TALENT'S SO IMMACULATE THEY'RE CALLING IT SCARY * * THE OTHER TEAMS 228 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,220 BEYOND THEIR MEANS THEY'RE SAYING HAIL MARYS * * ON THE GROUND 229 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,090 OR IN THE AI I ALWAYS GET IT DONE * * THAT'S WH 230 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:07,300 WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD * * 231 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:13,406 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW! WOW! 232 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,777 WOW! STRETCHED IT LIKE TAFFY. STRETCHED IT LIKE TAFFY, MAN 233 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,847 >> Tariq: WHAT HAPPENED, MAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASIC. GIVE IT UP FOR TARIQ TROTTER 234 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,149 RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING TO 235 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:43,203 CHRISSY TEIGEN AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK * 236 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:47,207 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR WHOSE LATEST COOK BOOK, 237 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:51,211 "CRAVINGS: ALL TOGETHER," IS AVAILABLE NOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 238 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,346 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME CHRISSY TEIGEN 239 00:16:56,783 --> 00:17:04,024 * 240 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:17,704 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD 241 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,540 >> IT'S A GOOD AUDIENCE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? A LITTLE STANDING O FOR -- 242 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,609 >> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, JIMMY FALLON >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE 243 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,911 YOU, BUD CONGRATS ON THE BOOK >> THANKS SO MUCH. 244 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:28,515 >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE NOT TOO SHABBY >> NOT BAD, RIGHT? 245 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,949 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT 246 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:35,088 >> SO HAPPY. VERY LUCKY >> Jimmy: YEAH 247 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,656 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SUCH A -- IT'S BEEN AN AWFUL YEAR. 248 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,425 >> I KNOW. HONESTLY, I JUST -- SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED AND IT'S BEEN SO ROUGH 249 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:42,729 FOR EVERYBODY. AND YOU LOOK BACK AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THE PANDEMIC? 250 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:49,069 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN I HAVE NO CLUE NOW WE SAY A YEAR, BUT WHAT IS IT? 251 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,137 LIKE 18 MONTHS NOW AND I'M JUST HONESTLY HAPPY TO BE HERE. I'M SO -- I JUST FEEL SO GOOD. 252 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:57,077 I'M READY FOR THIS NEXT YEAR AHEAD. >> Jimmy: DO IT. 253 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,879 WE'RE GOING TO GET THERE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I SAW AN INTERVIEW -- 254 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,314 OR I READ AN INTERVIEW, ACTUALLY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS 255 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,649 BOOK AND HOW THIS ONE IS VERY PERSONAL >> YES 256 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,719 OH, MY GOODNESS. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I LOVE THE COOK BOOKS 257 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,354 I LOVE THE OTHER TWO I LOVE THE PHOTOGRAPHY IS FANTASTIC. 258 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:11,858 >> THANK YOU, YES. ALEX ALEX IS AN INCREDIBLE 259 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,028 PHOTOGRAPHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE 260 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:18,031 PHOTOGRAPHER >> I WANTED EVERYTHING TO BE SO JOYFUL AND VIBRANT AND BRIGHT. 261 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:21,601 AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS A A MUST." I WANT IT TO BE COLORFUL AND 262 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,071 FUN I WANT THE RECIPES TO BE COMFORTING FOR PEOPLE AND IT'S EVERYTHING THAT WE NEEDED IN 263 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:29,776 THE TIME THAT WE WROTE IT. >> Jimmy: FOOD IS ALWAYS THERE FOR US 264 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,612 >> YES, IT IS. >> Jimmy: NO MATTER WHAT WE GO THROUGH. 265 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,216 >> IT'S THE ONE CONSTANT >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS IT'S THE ONE THING 266 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,184 AND YOU GO -- YOU KNOW, AND IF IT'S COMFORT FOOD, IT'S COMFORT FOOD 267 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,919 IF IT'S MAC AND CHEESE, IT'S MAC AND CHEESE >> THIS IS ALL LIKE FOOD TO EAT 268 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:44,858 ON THE COUCH, BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: YES! THAT'S WHAT WE WANT! 269 00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:48,161 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S ALL I WANT >> Jimmy: IS THERE ONE 270 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,197 INGREDIENT THAT WE'LL NEVER SEE IN A CHRISSY TEIGEN COOK BOOK? >> WELL, THIS IS THE ISSUE 271 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,266 BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO CREATE FOR EVERYBODY SO EVEN IF I'M LIKE, "UGH, 272 00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,336 OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THINGS." I HAVE TO PUT IT IN THERE, BUT I GENUINELY THINK LIKE IF THE 273 00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:02,142 DEVIL HAD A GARDEN, HE WOULD GROW BEETS [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:06,312 >> Jimmy: NO IT'S A DIVIDED AUDIENCE. REALLY 275 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,482 >> IT WAS A DIVIDED AUDIENCE LIKE GOLDEN BEETS ARE GOOD SO I HAVE A RECIPE WHERE I USE 276 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,252 GOLDEN ONES. BUT THEY NEED TO BE REALLY SUGARED UP AND EVERYTHING. 277 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,654 THE RED ONES ARE JUST, LIKE, VILE I DON'T KNOW, THEY TASTE LIKE 278 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,590 DIRT >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK MY WIFE LIKES BEETS EITHER 279 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:21,528 I LIKE BEETS >> I DON'T THINK THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN, HONESTLY 280 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,831 REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH LIKE PICKLED BEETS 281 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,701 >> I HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE EITHER. SO THAT IS -- AND I THINK MAYO 282 00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:34,341 IS THE BINDER OF ALL THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAYONNAISE IS -- EVEN 283 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,842 THE NAME IS -- >> OH, I GO TO SUBWAY, I'M LIKE, "EXTRA MAYO. 284 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:40,280 EXTRA, MAYONNAISE. >> Jimmy: OH, NO, THEY CHANGE THE NAME TO TRY TO MAKE IT 285 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,717 YOUNG LIKE, "HEY, WE'RE MAYO." [ LAUGHTER ] JUST CALL YOURSELF META. 286 00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:47,320 IT'S FINE. WE GET IT. >> IT'S SO GOOD! 287 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,591 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE METANAISE. >> Jimmy: METANAISE. 288 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,126 YOU'LL SEE IT'S GOING TO COME OUT LIKE, "OH, WE'RE AOILI 289 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:56,696 WE'RE TRAVELLED. >> I KNOW! I WILL DO FRENCH FRIES IN THE 290 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,566 MAYO THING BUT MAYO -- I FEEL LIKE IT BINDS THE FLAVORS OF THINGS. 291 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,736 I'M GONNA GET YOU TO LIKE IT >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I CAN GROW OUT OF IT. 292 00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:06,139 I WENT TO A WEDDING ONCE, AND I WAS JUST SO HUNGRY, AND IT WAS ONE OF THE LONGEST SERVICES 293 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:09,743 EVER AND I'M -- YOU KNOW, I GREW UP CATHOLIC 294 00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:12,679 THERE WERE LIKE EXTRA STEPS IN THIS WEDDING I WAS, "I NEVER HEARD OF THIS 295 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:18,585 STEP." I'M LIKE, "I'M SO HUNGRY." AND WE GOT TO THE RECEPTION. 296 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,553 WE HAD TO GET IN A BUS TO GET TO THE RECEPTION, UP A HILL AND THE STUFF. 297 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,189 I GO, "I ALREADY PUT IN THE WORK, MAN. AND I GET THERE, AND THEY GO, 298 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,692 "FRENCH FRIES. I GO, "OH, MY GOD, YES." AND THEY CAME IN A CONE WITH 299 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,862 MAYONNAISE ON THE BOTTOM >> NO! >> Jimmy: PRE-DIPPED AND SOAKED 300 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:31,831 IN MAYONNAISE. WELL, DON'T YOU HATE WHEN YOU GO TO A WEDDING -- 301 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:36,369 >> WE'RE NEVER INVITED TO WEDDINGS I THINK PEOPLE ASSUME THAT WE 302 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:40,240 CAN'T GO, SO WE REALLY DON'T GET VERY MANY INVITES. >> Jimmy: REALLY 303 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:45,812 I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYMORE >> NO, I LOVE -- I LIKE THEM A A LOT. 304 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,114 >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH, I DO. BUT THEN THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE, 305 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:51,384 "THERE JUST HAPPENS TO BE A PIANO. AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE - 306 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,220 >> Jimmy: "AH, JOHN, YOU KNOW, CAN YOU --" >> YES EVERY TIME 307 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,290 YEAH THAT'S SO CRAZY -- >> Jimmy: "THAT'S SO WEIRD THAT 308 00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:01,561 THERE'S A PIANO HERE ON THE BACK OF THIS BUS WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN 309 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:06,199 JOHN, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY MAYBE ONE? HALLOWEEN IS THIS WEEKEND. 310 00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:08,168 SINCE YOU'RE A MOM AND A COOK BOOK AUTHOR, YOUR OPINION ON THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TO 311 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:13,740 THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CANDY CORN 312 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:17,677 >> OH, NO. OKAY, I -- OKAY 313 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:20,947 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO TELL ME. >> I SAW A TWEET 314 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,716 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ON TWITTER LOVE TO BE MAD AT CANDY CORN, AND I HAD TYPED OUT A TWEET 315 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:29,089 WHERE I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, GUYS I KIND OF LIKE IT. 316 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:34,828 AND WHEN I SAY KIND OF, I REALLY LIKE CANDY CORN >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY LIKE CANDY 317 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,464 CORN >> I HAD TYPED THIS OUT, AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T SAY 318 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,632 THIS IT'S TOO CONTROVERSIAL." [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:44,004 LIKE IT REALLY IS. OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE DONE. AND I'M LIKE, "NO! 320 00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:45,605 >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SEND IT OUT? THE AUDIENCE SEEMS TO BE WITH 321 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:53,113 YOU. >> DO YOU GUYS LIKE CANDY CORN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 322 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,715 I THINK IT TASTES LIKE A A BUTTERY MRS. BUTTERWORTH LIKE, TO ME IT TASTES LIKE A 323 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,118 A DELICIOUS SYRUP, AND I BITE THE WHITE TIP OFF AND -- DO YOU THINK THERE'S DIFFERENT 324 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:01,287 FLAVORS? NO >> Jimmy: I TRY TO IMAGINE THAT 325 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,289 THERE ARE, BUT NO, THEY'RE NOT NO, RIGHT? NO, THEY'RE ALL -- ALL THREE 326 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,126 COLORS ARE JUST THREE -- THE SAME >> WHITE, YELLOW AND ORANGE. 327 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,061 >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST CANDLE WAX, CANDLE WAX, CANDLE WAX >> NO! 328 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:11,164 >> Jimmy: YES! >> NO, IT'S GOOD THE PUMPKIN-SHAPED ONES? 329 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,900 DO YOU LIKE THOSE ONES THEY'RE SO GOOD! [ CHEERS ] 330 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,869 >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THE PUMPKIN-SHAPED ONES ARE CANDY CORNS THAT WENT TO WITNESS 331 00:22:15,869 --> 00:22:19,072 PROTECTION [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOBODY LIKES -- 332 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:22,308 >> Jimmy: "WE'RE NOT CANDY CORN, WE'RE PUMPKINS." >> WE'LL CHANGE THE SHAPE. 333 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,712 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. HERE'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE BOOK 334 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,547 BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS IT GREAT RECIPES AND I KNOW IT COMES FROM LOVE AND I KNOW YOU 335 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,315 ACTUALLY MAKE THESE. BUT THERE'S ALSO A BONUS RECIPE AT THE END AFTER LIKE ALL THE 336 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:36,523 CREDITS LIKE A MARVEL MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU FINISH THE MOVIE AND THEN 337 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:39,693 IT'S LIKE, "OH, HERE'S YOUR EASTER EGG." [ LAUGHTER ] 338 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:43,630 AND THEN THERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE BONUS RECIPE THERE NOW WHAT IS THIS ONE 339 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,466 >> THIS IS ESSENTIALLY, WELL, I LOVE EVEN NUMBERS. I HAD AN ODD NUMBER OF RECIPES 340 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,401 IN THE BOOK. AND THEN I FIGURED MARIJUANA HAS BEEN LEGALIZED IN SO MANY 341 00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:53,373 STATES, SO WHY NOT JUST GIVE SOMETHING FOR THE HIGH PEOPLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 342 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,975 >> Jimmy: OKAY ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT 343 00:22:55,975 --> 00:23:01,548 IT IS? >> THIS IS ESSENTIALLY GARDETTO'S TOSSED IN BUTTER 344 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:07,053 STUFFED INTO A PITA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO IT'S BASICALLY 345 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,689 LIKE CHEX MIX IN A PITA? >> YEAH, IT'S SOME BUTTERED GARDETTO'S 346 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,658 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU PUT SOME BUTTER IN THERE >> YEAH. 347 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,927 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:23:13,927 --> 00:23:15,929 GOOD LUCK BUDDY, HAPPY HALLOWEEN. >> THIS IS NOT WHAT THE BOOK 349 00:23:15,929 --> 00:23:18,965 IS - THE BOOK IS REAL RECIPES >> Jimmy: OH, NO, LEGIT. 350 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,835 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO EAT THIS >> CHEERS. 351 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:30,910 >> Jimmy: CHEERS CONGRATULATIONS ON NUMBER ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 352 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:35,815 >> Jimmy: "CRAVINGS: ALL TOGETHER" IS AVAILABLE NOW WHEN WE COME BACK -- 353 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:43,890 WE'RE GOING HEAD TO HEAD IN A GAME OF "PUP QUIZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 354 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:58,405 * >> Steve: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 355 00:23:58,405 --> 00:24:02,075 I'M STEVE HIGGINS AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY "PUP QUIZ. >> Jimmy: "PUP QUIZ. 356 00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:02,108 ABOUT TO PLAY "PUP QUIZ. >> Jimmy: "PUP QUIZ. 357 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:11,151 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 358 00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:14,754 >> Steve: PLAYING TONIGHT WITH THE HOST OF THE "TONIGHT SHOW," MR. JIMMY FALLON 359 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:17,791 >> Jimmy: HI, EVERYONE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 360 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,459 >> Steve: AND HIS OPPONENT, THE AUTHOR OF THE NEW BOOK, "CRAVINGS: ALL TOGETHER," 361 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:26,566 CHRISSY TEIGEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH. 362 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,803 WHAT A CRAZY GAME. NOW, YOU KNOW, FOR HALLOWEEN ALL OUR PUPPIES ARE DRESSED UP 363 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:33,773 IN COSTUMES. >> OH, MY GOSH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 364 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:37,277 >> Steve: THIS ONE IS DRESS AS DEAD -- SKELETON [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:42,615 A SKELETION GARY FRICK JUNIOR. YOU KNOW HIM, YOU LOVE HIM THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS 366 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:49,622 >> Jimmy: AWW, HE'S CUTE >> Steve: WE'LL BE ASKING BOTH OF YOU TRIVIA QUESTIONS -- 367 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,257 IF YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION CORRECTLY, YOU WIN A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY. 368 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:53,760 >> AWW >> Steve: IF YOU ANSWER IT INCORRECTLY, YOUR OPPONENT GETS 369 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,497 THE PUPPY. MOST PUPPIES AT THE END OF THE GAME WINS. 370 00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,100 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> Steve: CHRISSY, YOU ARE UP FIRST. 371 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,869 YOU READY? >> THE STAKES ARE SO HIGH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW 372 00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:05,171 >> Steve: SO HIGH. OH, DEARY. >> Jimmy: A SKELETON PUPPY 373 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:09,342 >> Steve: WHAT IS THE TECHNICAL NAME FOR A GROUP OF BATS IS IT, A, A HAUNT, B, 374 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:16,549 A CAULDRON, OR, C, A PARTY >> Jimmy: WHAT >> Steve: YEAH 375 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:19,052 A HAUNT -- >> Jimmy: CAN I GET HELP >> Steve: -- A CAULDRON -- IF 376 00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:20,587 YOU WANT TO GIVE HER THE PUPPY, SURE >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T. 377 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:27,594 I WANT THE PUPPY IT'S DEFINITELY C. >> Steve: A PARTY OF BATS. 378 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,663 >> I THINK IT'S A HAUNT. >> Steve: YOU THINK IT'S A A HAUNT. 379 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:33,366 IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER? >> YES >> Steve: OH, NO, IT'S A 380 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,135 A CAULDRON [ BUZZER ] * 381 00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:37,237 >> OH! >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WAIT, I THOUGHT IT 382 00:25:37,237 --> 00:25:39,072 WAS A HAUNT AS WELL, BUT - >> Steve: YOU GET GARY FRICK JUNIOR. 383 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:43,543 THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! 384 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:46,846 >> I'M SO JEALOUS. >> Jimmy: HE SMELLS LIKE - >> Steve: SMELLS LIKE 385 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:55,088 STRAWBERRYIES. >> Jimmy: SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY! >> IN COSTUMES TOO 386 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:59,225 >> Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE HI, BUDDY. >> Steve: ALRIGHT, JIMMY, NEXT 387 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,294 QUESTION IS FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE, 388 00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:03,463 THE 1985 MOVIE "TEEN WOLF" - >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> Steve: MICHAEL J. FOX'S 389 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:05,899 BASKETBALL TEAM HAS WHAT ANIMAL AS THEIR MASCOT? >> Steve: WOLF 390 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,835 >> Jimmy: NO >> Steve: DRAGON >> Jimmy: MAYBE. 391 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:10,804 >> Steve: OR BEAVER? DON'T -- >> Jimmy: IT CAN'T BE A WOLF 392 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:14,741 HE IS A WOLF >> Steve: RIGHT? TEEN WOLF. 393 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,543 >> Jimmy: DRAGON DOESN'T REALLY -- I DON'T ASSOCIATE DRAGON WITH A HIGH SCHOOL TEAM 394 00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:18,345 NAME LIKE, THE BASKETBALL TEAM WE'RE THE DRAGONS. 395 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:20,313 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO I PICK THE BEAVERS. 396 00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:24,918 I THINK C. >> Steve: FINAL ANSWER >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S BEAVER. 397 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,886 [ DINGS >> Steve: BEAVER, THAT'S CORRECT! 398 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,855 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH MY GOSH JIMMY GETTING THE ROLE OF 399 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:34,761 A PUPPICINO. THIS IS A FRAPPUCCINO MADE OF PUPPY SKULLS 400 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:38,465 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Steve: MARY KENNEDY 401 00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:41,301 AS A PUPPICINO [ CYMBAL CRASH ] NOT A FRAPPUCCINO. 402 00:26:41,301 --> 00:26:47,307 A PUPPICINO. >> OH, MY GOD. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 403 00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:49,609 IF THAT'S A BETTER ONE, THERE'S MORE >> Jimmy: IT'S SO CUTE 404 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:53,546 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE SO CUTE. [ BARKING 405 00:26:53,546 --> 00:26:55,615 >> Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? >> Jimmy: NO 406 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,083 >> Steve: IT'S TIME FOR DOUBLE PUPPARDY [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:26:57,083 --> 00:27:00,754 QUESTIONS ARE NOW WORTH TWO PUPPIES. >> Jimmy: OKAY, DON'T SCARE THE 408 00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:04,090 PUPPIES. >> Steve: GHOST SHARKS WE ALL LOVE GHOST SHARKS 409 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:05,725 SURE >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 410 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,761 >> Steve: THEY HAVE A RETRACTABLE SEX ORGAN CALLED A "CLASPER," OUCH, THAT COMES 411 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:17,437 OUT OF WHAT PART OF THEIR BODY THE TAIL, THE FOREHEAD, OR THE DORSAL FIN 412 00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:22,042 THE CLASPER. >> Jimmy: DOUBLE PUPPARDY. >> Steve: YEP, DOUBLE PUPPARDY 413 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:24,644 >> FOREHEAD? >> Steve: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER 414 00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:26,613 >> YES >> Steve: FOREHEAD, YOU'RE RIGHT! 415 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:28,682 [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 416 00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:32,285 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE CHARMED HIM >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. A BROTOSAURUS -- 417 00:27:32,285 --> 00:27:36,456 >> Jimmy: OH, NO >> Steve: AND A CHEF >> Jimmy: OH, NO 418 00:27:36,456 --> 00:27:37,891 OH, NO >> Steve: PLEASE WELCOME LISA ARMSTRONG AND 419 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:41,594 PETER WINSTON. PETER LOVES COOKING JUST LIKE YOU. 420 00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:45,632 >> Jimmy: OH, NO OH, NO >> Steve: OH, THERE WE GO. 421 00:27:45,632 --> 00:27:48,134 LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BRONTOSAUR - OKAY, JIMMY. 422 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:52,939 HOW MANY DIFFERENT SPECIES OF SPIDERS ARE THERE? >> Jimmy: OH, EASY 423 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,775 >> Steve: 450 -- >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN NEED THE MULTIPLE CHOICE. 424 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,511 >> Steve: OH, THEN WHAT IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST SHOW US FOR FUN 425 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,080 >> Steve: OKAY, JUST FOR THE PEOPLE >> Jimmy: JUST FOR THE 426 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:06,019 AUDIENCE >> Steve: 450, 4,500, OR 45,000 SPIDERS 427 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:10,824 >> I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST GAME 428 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:13,093 I DON'T WANT IT TO END WELL, I THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF SPIDERS 429 00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:15,362 >> Steve: SO DO YOU THINK THERE'S A LOT OF SPIDERS >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY C, 430 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:17,364 45,000 SPIDERS >> Steve: THAT IS CORRECT! [ DING ] 431 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:22,836 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, YOUR PUPPIES ARE DRESSED AS FRANKENPUP AND A RODEO 432 00:28:22,836 --> 00:28:30,143 HORSE. SAY HELLO TO KYLE McADAMS AND MICHELLE GORDON, THE RODEO 433 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:34,214 HORSE. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: HI, BUD. 434 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,817 [ BARKING >> Steve: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS 435 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:41,321 IT'S TIME FOR FINAL PUPPARDY >> Jimmy: DOUBLE PUPPARDY? >> Steve: YUP. 436 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:42,922 [ LAUGHTER ] FOR ALL -- FOR ALL OF YOUR OPPONENT'S PUPPIES 437 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:50,497 SO PICK UP THE iPADS THIS IS A NUMERICAL ONE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT GOTCHA 438 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:52,665 IT'S A NUMERIC - >> Steve: NUMERIC ANSWER WHOEVER'S THE CLOSEST -- 439 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,968 >> Jimmy: HEY, BUDDY >> Steve: UP OR DOWN - >> Jimmy: OKAY 440 00:28:54,968 --> 00:28:57,270 >> Steve: GETS ALL THE PUPPIES >> Jimmy: YUP, GOT YOU OKAY 441 00:28:57,270 --> 00:28:59,572 >> Steve: READY. >> Jimmy: YUP, HOLD ON RODEO PUP. 442 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,641 >> Steve: HOW MANY POUNDS -- >> Jimmy: I THINK I'M MISSING A PUPPY. 443 00:29:01,641 --> 00:29:03,543 SORRY. I LOST ONE OF THE PUPPIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:06,913 WHERE'S THE SKELETON PUPPY OH, HERE HE IS >> Steve: THERE HE IS. 445 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:10,016 THERE'S SKELE-PUP. THAT'S GARY FRICK JUNIOR >> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE IT IS. 446 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:15,689 >> Steve: HOW MANY POUNDS DOES THE WORLD'S LARGEST SALAMANDER WEIGH? 447 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:18,625 THE WORLD'S LARGEST SALAMANDER YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS STARTING --- 448 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:20,493 >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TEN SECONDS? >> Steve: NOW! 449 00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:23,663 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Steve: 9, 8, 7 -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SCARING THE 450 00:29:23,663 --> 00:29:26,166 PUPS >> WAIT, WITHOUT GOING OVER? >> Steve: YOU COULD OVER OR 451 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:28,802 UNDER. >> Jimmy: WORLD'S LARGEST SALAMANDER 452 00:29:28,802 --> 00:29:30,537 >> OKAY. >> Steve: THE WORLD'S LARGEST SALAMANDER 453 00:29:30,537 --> 00:29:33,707 [ BUZZER ] OKAY JIMMY, WHAT WAS YOUR ANSWER? 454 00:29:33,707 --> 00:29:38,178 YOU WROTE THE WORD "SO." >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:39,713 SUPPOSED TO BE 50. >> Steve: OH, 50 50 OF COURSE 456 00:29:39,713 --> 00:29:41,581 50 50 OR SO >> Jimmy: 50 POUNDS. 457 00:29:41,581 --> 00:29:43,316 >> Steve: 50 POUNDS. >> Jimmy: 50 OR SO POUND SALAMANDER 458 00:29:43,316 --> 00:29:47,153 >> 20, 20 POUNDS THE WINNER IS JIMMY! [ DINGS 459 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:51,958 >> NO. >> Steve: 130 POUNDS OH, MY GOSH. 460 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,727 >> Jimmy: CHRISSY I'M GONNA LET YOU WIN THIS ONE I'M GOING TO LET YOU WIN THIS 461 00:29:53,727 --> 00:29:56,129 ONE. JUST 'CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN WHY NOT? 462 00:29:56,129 --> 00:30:03,770 COME ON, THIS IS SO GOOD [ AUDIENCE AWS ] GET THESE PUPPIES. 463 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:11,044 >> Steve: THERE YOU GO >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU TAKE CARE 464 00:30:11,044 --> 00:30:12,946 OF YOUR FRIENDS. >> THIS IS THIS THE BEST GAME! ALL THE PUPPIES. 465 00:30:12,946 --> 00:30:14,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOK AT ALL THE 466 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:16,182 PUPPIES. >> OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: OUR THANKS TO 467 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:19,252 CHRISSY TEIGEN AND ALL THESE ADORABLE PUPPIES STICK AROUND FOR MORE "TONIGHT 468 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:22,889 SHOW," EVERYBODY HAPPY HALLOWEEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 469 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:40,006 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST GOT GREAT REVIEWS EARLIER THIS YEAR 470 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:43,610 FOR HIS ROLE IN THE HUGE FILM, "ARMY OF THE DEAD. HE WAS AMAZING 471 00:30:43,610 --> 00:30:45,211 NOW HE DIRECTS AND STARS IN THE FILM'S PREQUEL, "ARMY OF THIEVES," WHICH BEGINS 472 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:51,451 STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. 473 00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:51,484 PLEASE WELCOME MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. 474 00:30:52,719 --> 00:31:11,204 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 475 00:31:11,204 --> 00:31:14,908 YOU LOOK SHARP, BUD. LOOKING SHARP. >> THANK YOU 476 00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:17,077 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT THERE? WELCOME TO THE SHOW, MATTHIAS. 477 00:31:17,077 --> 00:31:21,581 >> THIS IS SET -- SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR LAUGH. 478 00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:25,852 THAT'S -- I LOVE THE DUDE. WELCOME TO OUR SHO >> YEAH, THIS IS CRAZY 479 00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:29,222 >> THIS IS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD IT'S JIMMY FALLON. >> Jimmy: NO 480 00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:33,927 THIS IS MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. THIS IS FINALLY WE'RE WE MEET. >> BY THE WAY, YOU SAY 481 00:31:33,927 --> 00:31:36,229 SCHWEIGHOFER LIKE -- THIS IS LIKE, REALLY -- IT'S A HARD WORD TO SAY. 482 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:40,500 LIKE, YOUR LAST NAME EVEN, YOU KNOW, SCHWEIGHOFER IT'S FANTASTIC 483 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:43,103 >> Jimmy: SCHWEIGHOFER >> YEAH, IT'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A LITTLE -- 484 00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:45,972 I'M HALF IRISH, HALF GERMAN. >> YES, AND YOU -- >> YEAH, YEAH. 485 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:50,276 >> Jimmy: SO THAT'S THE IRISH PART OF ME SAYING SCHWEIGH - MY -- MY GRANDMOTHER CAME OVER 486 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:56,716 TO AMERICA ELLIS ISLAND AS A BABY SH -- SCHALLA. 487 00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:59,019 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HER LAST NAME FROM BREMEN. 488 00:31:59,019 --> 00:32:01,187 >> OKAY, BREMEN. YEAH >> Jimmy: BREMEN 489 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:04,824 >> DEMON YEAH, DEMON. IT'S LIKE -- YOU KNOW, IT'S 490 00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:08,628 LIKE, BREMEN >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> IT'S LIKE HOW YOU SAY IT'S 491 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:17,370 A -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 492 00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:20,540 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:22,409 I WAS DOING A LOT OF RESEARCH ON YOU BECAUSE I WAS A FAN FROM "ARMY OF THE DEAD," BUT THEN I 494 00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:23,743 SAW THIS HEADLINE AND I LOVED IT MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER, THEY 495 00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:25,245 CALL ME THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE OF GERMANY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 496 00:32:25,245 --> 00:32:28,415 I FEEL -- I FEEL IT A LITTLE BIT. EXPLAIN AGAIN, WHY 497 00:32:28,415 --> 00:32:31,251 >> I DON'T KNOW. IF I -- IF SOMEONE SAID THAT IN GERMANY OR -- OR IF I SAID THAT 498 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:33,787 IN AN INTERVIEW -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EITHER WAY 499 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:35,955 IT'S -- IT'S -- SOMEONE SAID IT, RIGHT? >> YOU KNOW -- 500 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:38,692 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS - >> SORRY, NO 501 00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:41,861 NO, REALLY, IT'S BECAUSE THEIR WAS A TIME, YOU KNOW, LIKE, I'M -- I THINK I'M A GOOD 502 00:32:41,861 --> 00:32:45,131 DANCER, BUT A, KIND OF, SHY DANCER AND -- 503 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:47,267 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS SHY DANCING? >> DO YOU KNOW LIKE -- SHY DANCER IS, YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE 504 00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:51,404 IN THE SHADES. YOU REALLY -- YOU THINK YOU'RE LIKE - 505 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:59,279 >> Jimmy: QUEST, CAN YOU GIVE US A - * 506 00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:08,455 >> LIKE, WHEN YOU A -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 507 00:33:08,455 --> 00:33:12,292 * [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 508 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:16,129 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T KICK 'EM YET [ LAUGHTER ] >> I LIKE HOW YOU GET THE KICK 509 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:18,198 IN THE END WHY NOT A LITTLE POP TO THE END THERE? 510 00:33:18,198 --> 00:33:22,769 YEAH I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE, KIND OF, EXPLODING HERE IN 511 00:33:22,769 --> 00:33:24,604 AMERICA AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING TO SEE HOW -- HOW CHARMING YOU ARE, BUT ALSO, HOW TALENTED YOU 512 00:33:24,604 --> 00:33:29,876 ARE. YOU DIRECTED THIS FILM AS WELL AS ACTING IN IT. 513 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:35,081 "ARMY OF THIEVES." AND HERE ARE SOME REVIEWS -- EARLY REVIEWS THAT CAME OUT. 514 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:37,550 SOMEONE SAYS, "IN THE EARLY SCENES OF HIS ENGLISH LANGUAGE DIRECTING DEBUT, HE 515 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:42,889 OCCASIONALLY RECALLS WES ANDERSON HE -- EVEN AS ECHOES OF 516 00:33:42,889 --> 00:33:46,626 MARTIN SCORSESE'S CLOCKWORK STUDIES IN HUGO. >> ISN'T THAT COOL 517 00:33:46,626 --> 00:33:50,330 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT COMPARED TO WES ANDERSON AND -- AND -- AND MARTIN SCORSESE. 518 00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:52,766 >> I COULD BE WES MATTHIAS SCORSESE. [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:56,603 >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT IS -- THAT IS -- YEAH YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THAT. 520 00:33:56,603 --> 00:33:59,773 SO YOU'RE WORKING WITH ZACK SNYDER, RIGHT SO THAT'S A BIG BREAK RIGHT 521 00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:01,441 THERE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU START 522 00:34:01,441 --> 00:34:03,209 DOING -- YOU START DOING THE SCENES AND WE HAD TAKEN THE TAR ON THE SHOW WHEN WE WERE 523 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:08,081 TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE. AND I WATCHED THE MOVIE AND I GO -- "SHE -- "SHE STEALS EVERY 524 00:34:08,081 --> 00:34:10,817 SCENE. I LOVE HER." THEN YOU COME IN 525 00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:12,919 I GO, "WHO IS THIS GUY?" >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU JUST STOLE 526 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:15,422 EVERY SCENE AND YOU'RE JUST CHARMING AND FUNNY YEAH, IT WAS -- IT WAS SO -- 527 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:19,059 YOU KNOW, I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT THE CRITICS TO BE -- YOU KNOW, THIS GERMAN GUY, HE'S ACTUALLY 528 00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:25,498 REALLY FUNNY HE HAS A COOL SENSE OF HUMOR AND, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I ALL 529 00:34:25,498 --> 00:34:32,072 WAYS LOVE -- YOU KNOW, AMERICAN COMEDY, IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER -- BECAUSE I 530 00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:33,873 WAS BORN BEHIND A WALL AND THE WALL CAME DOWN IN EAST GERMANY, SO -- AND THEN THE WORLD CAME 531 00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:40,113 DOWN AND, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING FROM AMERICA IS SWEPT OVER AND I 532 00:34:40,113 --> 00:34:43,183 LOVE TO GO >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING 533 00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:45,685 WHAT WERE YOU IN TO? >> "FRESH PRINCE," YOU KNOW? AND -- 534 00:34:45,685 --> 00:34:48,088 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. OF COURSE, YEAH. 535 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:51,758 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "FRESH PRINCE. YEAH 536 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:56,329 >> I -- I -- I LOVE IT >> Jimmy: IT ALL BEGIN WITH "FRESH PRINCE. 537 00:34:56,329 --> 00:34:58,965 >> I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT BECAUSE I HAD NO ENGLISH BUT IT WAS LIKE THIS 538 00:34:58,965 --> 00:35:03,036 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THIS WORLD'S LIKE -- * 539 00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:08,041 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THAT WAS GREAT. AND THEN I SAW ET FOR THE FIRST 540 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:10,210 TIME AND I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW? THE WORLD THE CAME DOWN. AND IN AMERICA, IT'S POSSIBLE 541 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:16,649 TO TALK TO ALIENS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE 542 00:35:16,649 --> 00:35:19,285 [ LAUGHTER ] ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN AMERICA, YES 543 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:20,887 >> AND -- AND -- AND I LOVED IT AND SO I STARTED TO DREAM BIG 544 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:22,789 AND HERE WE ARE. >> Jimmy: AH WELL, I'M SO EXCITED 545 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:27,594 I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M HAPPY THAT WE'RE - 546 00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:30,063 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: -- FRIENDS NOW >> YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS 547 00:35:30,063 --> 00:35:32,632 YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 548 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:35,935 HERE'S MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER IN "ARMY OF THIEVES." TAKE A LOOK OF THIS. 549 00:35:35,935 --> 00:35:35,969 "ARMY OF THIEVES." TAKE A LOOK OF THIS. 550 00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:41,141 MORE >> ZIP IT. 551 00:35:41,141 --> 00:36:01,895 >> OKAY. >> OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO * 552 00:36:01,895 --> 00:36:01,928 >> OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO * 553 00:36:26,052 --> 00:36:27,220 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE'S A NEW KID IN TOWN! 554 00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,522 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THERE'S A NEW KID IN TOWN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 555 00:36:29,522 --> 00:36:33,560 MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER! "ARMY OF THIEVES" BEGINS STEAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW 556 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,629 HELLO TO ALL OUR FRIENDS IN GERMANY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING 557 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:41,434 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM SKEPTA. THE KID DID WELL, BUT THEN YOU 558 00:36:41,434 --> 00:36:44,471 CAME DOWN. [ LAUGHTER ] * 559 00:36:44,471 --> 00:37:05,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "LIT LIKE THIS" FROM HIS EP, "ALL IN," 560 00:37:05,025 --> 00:37:07,027 THIS" FROM HIS EP, "ALL IN," HERE'S SKEPTA. 561 00:37:09,029 --> 00:37:12,732 * 562 00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:15,235 * GOT THE GIRLS, THE CARS THE MONEY IN THE BAN KEYS TO THE HOUS 563 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:19,039 WHIP BIGGER THAN A TANK * * SO MUCH ICE IT'S A JOKE DON'T MISTAKE IT 564 00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:21,241 FOR A PRAN WHEN YOU'RE LIT LIKE THIS * * YOU MIGHT NEED TO 565 00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:23,543 GET A SHAN YOU MIGHT NEED T GET A SKENG * 566 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:25,945 * HOW YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A TEN THEM BOYS SNITCHIN', MAN 567 00:37:25,945 --> 00:37:28,815 THEY'RE RATTIN' * * ON THEIR FRIEND HE'S A OPP BOY 568 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:32,185 CAN'T PATTIN' UP AGAIN BACK FROM THE VILLAGE * * WITH A BRAND NEW SOURCE 569 00:37:32,185 --> 00:37:35,789 ANOTHER G.O.A.T. GOT SACRIFICED OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE PASSA * 570 00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:39,526 * BLACK LIVES MATTE BUT IF A OPP DROPS I CANNOT FEEL REMORS 571 00:37:39,526 --> 00:37:43,063 IT'S MONEY, MURDER * * AND SEXUAL INTERCOURS BIG SMOKE, I NEVER 572 00:37:43,063 --> 00:37:45,799 PLAY THE VICTI MONEY HANGIN' ON MY NECK * * TRYNA BRING MY BROTHAS IN 573 00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:48,301 'CAUSE IT'S CUTTHROAT WORL THAT WE LIVIN' IN * 574 00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:50,804 * STILL, IF I HAD T PICK A SID I PICK THE GANG SIDE 575 00:37:50,804 --> 00:37:53,773 CHECK THE SCOREBOARD * * THEY'RE LOSIN BY A LANDSLIDE 576 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:56,376 I SEE THEM HATIN' ON M AND I UNDERSTAND WHY * * THEY KNOW MY NAME 577 00:37:56,376 --> 00:37:58,912 IN EVERY CIT THIS A FRANCHISE TALK ISH, JUMP SHIP * 578 00:37:58,912 --> 00:38:02,615 * WATCH IT CAPSIZ PUT SOME MONEY O YOUR SKIN FADE 579 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,684 THAT'S A FLAT LINE * * WE TAKIN' CHAMPAGNE SHOWER 580 00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:06,886 GETTIN' BAPTIZED BRING SOME MORE * * DOM PERIGNO 581 00:38:06,886 --> 00:38:09,022 FOR THE BAD GU WE GOT THE MONEY IN THE BANK * 582 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:12,225 * KEYS TO THE HOUSE WHIP BIGGER THAN A TAN SO MUCH ICE IT'S A JOK 583 00:38:12,225 --> 00:38:14,527 DON'T MISTAKE IT * * FOR A PRANK WHEN YOU'RE LIT LIKE THI 584 00:38:14,527 --> 00:38:17,063 YOU MIGHT NEED T GET A SHANK * * YOU MIGHT NEED TO 585 00:38:17,063 --> 00:38:21,201 GET A SKEN HOW YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A M HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A TEN * 586 00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:24,270 * THEM BOYS SNITCHIN', MA THEY'RE RATTIN ON THEIR FRIENDS 587 00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:26,573 HE'S A OPP BOY * * CAN'T PATTIN' UP AGAI I MADE HER SMILE 588 00:38:26,573 --> 00:38:28,742 SHE CALLS ME PRINCE CHARMING * * I DON'T CAR 589 00:38:28,742 --> 00:38:31,044 ABOUT THE PRIC I'LL JUST PUT MY CARD IN I'LL BE FRESHER THAN * 590 00:38:31,044 --> 00:38:33,213 * YOUR BOYFRIEN INSIDE MY COFFIN I WAS BORN CRYIN 591 00:38:33,213 --> 00:38:36,383 I'MA DIE LAUGHIN' * * YOU EVER SEEN A FRIEND TURN FRENEM 592 00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:39,119 GREW UP IN THE HOO WHERE ALL I SEE IS * * JEALOUS 593 00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:41,588 BROTHERS SWITCHED UP ON ME 'CAUSE I ADJUSTE I STILL LOVE 'EM * 594 00:38:41,588 --> 00:38:44,057 * BUT THEY CA NEVER BE TRUSTED YEAH, I KNOW YOU SEE 595 00:38:44,057 --> 00:38:46,493 WHAT I JUST DID * * CAME IN A DOUBLE LEFT IN ANOTHER CA 596 00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:50,764 GQ, TOP I'M A COVER STAR * * I AIN'T GOTTA SAY NAMES 597 00:38:50,764 --> 00:38:53,933 YOU KNOW WHO THE BROTHERS ARE GIVE 'EM THE GREEN LIGHT * 598 00:38:53,933 --> 00:38:56,670 * I CAN MAKE A BOY FAMOUS HEAR THEM TALKIN 'BOUT ME LIK 599 00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:59,506 THEY'RE NEWSPAPERS * * WHO ARE THEY THOUGH WHO ARE YOU THOUGH 600 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:03,443 WE ONLY TALKIN' MONE IN THE STUDIO * * YEAH, WE GOT TH 601 00:39:03,443 --> 00:39:06,379 MONEY IN THE BAN KEYS TO THE HOUS WHIP BIGGER THAN A TANK * 602 00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:09,549 * SO MUCH ICE IT'S A JOKE DON'T MISTAKE IT FOR A PRAN 603 00:39:09,549 --> 00:39:12,085 WHEN YOU'RE LIT LIKE THIS * * YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET A SHAN 604 00:39:12,085 --> 00:39:14,354 YOU MIGHT NEED T GET A SKENG * * HOW YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A 605 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:17,524 HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A TEN THEM BOYS SNITCHIN MAN, THEY'RE RATTIN' * 606 00:39:17,524 --> 00:39:21,261 * ON THEIR FRIEND HE'S A OPP BOY CAN'T PATTIN' UP AGAIN * 607 00:39:21,261 --> 00:39:27,600 * * JIMMY FALLO BIG SMALL * 608 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:39,279 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 609 00:39:39,279 --> 00:39:41,381 >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. IDRIS ELBA AND KERI RUSSELL 610 00:39:41,381 --> 00:39:44,651 WILL BE HERE AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM SABRINA CARPENTER. 611 00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:53,293 MY THANKS TO CHRISSY TEIGEN, MATTHIAS SHCWEIGHOFER. SKEPTA ONCE AGAIN. 612 00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:56,663 AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 613 00:39:56,663 --> 00:39:59,065 STAYED TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY