>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRISSY TEIGEN
MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER, MUSICAL GUEST, SKEPTA, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1540 YES, SIR
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME! WELCOME!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! OH, MY GOODNESS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I LOVE YOU
OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO HEAR YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY ENJOY YOURSELF
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, AFTER TEASING
A NAME CHANGE FOR A WHILE NOW, TODAY, MARK ZUCKERBERG FINALLY REVEALED THE NEW NAME OF
FACEBOOK HERE IT IS
WHAT WE HOPE TO BUILD, I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT STARTING TODAY, OUR COMPANY IS NOW
"META. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: META >> Jimmy: META >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, META, AS IN WHEN I JOINED FACEBOOK, I MET A LOT OF CRAZY PEOPLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY! *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH WOW, BABY!
>> Jimmy: YEAH FACEBOOK CHANGED THEIR NAME. IN RESPONSE, SPECTRUM WAS LIKE,
"WE USED TO BE TIME WARNER AND PEOPLE STILL HATE US." [ LAUGHTER ]
IT FEELS LIKE WHEN THERE'S AN E. COLI OUTBREAK AT A PIZZA PLACE AND THEY JUST CHANGE
THEIR NAME FROM "SAL AND TONY'S" TO "TONY AND SAL'S." [ LAUGHTER ]
SAME GROSS OWNERS, YEAH. COMPANIES OFTEN CHANGE THEIR NAME TO HELP THEIR IMAGE
AND SINCE IT IS UP FOR GRABS, JOHNSON & JOHNSON IS NOW FACEBOOK AND FACEBOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY'LL TAKE IT. "META.
YEAH, "META. APPARENTLY, THEY'RE TRYING BRING BACK YOUNGER USERS
THEY EVEN RELEASED A NEW AD. AND IT SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE TRYING A LITTLE HARD TO GET TO
YOUNG -- YOU BE THE JUDGE.
>> WHAT UP, FAM?
DO YOU WANT A DOPE SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORK THAT'S SO SNATCHED THEN JOIN FACEBOOK
>> F -- F -- F -- FACEBOOK >> IT'S GUCCI. NO CAP
>> THE WORST >> WE ARE TOTALLY BUSTING WITH RUSSIAN MEMES.
[ CHEERS ] AND WE GOT A HELLA FIRE CEO. WHAT THE ZUCK?
[ ROARING FACEBOOK WE'RE NOT CHEUGY, WE'RE THE
GOAT [ SCREAMING ALSO, WE'RE THIRSTY A-F.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, INTERESTING. I JUST - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: WHAT UP, FAM [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, COMING OFF SOME OF HIS LOWEST APPROVAL RATING NUMBERS.
TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN LEFT FOR EUROPE AND HIS FIRST STOP IS IN ROME
WHERE HE'S GONNA MEET WITH POPE FRANCIS NOW, HOWEVER, THE VATICAN JUST
CANCELED THE LIVE BROADCAST OF THE TWO OF THEM MEETING. NOT A GREAT SIGN FOR BIDEN WHEN
THE POPE IS LIKE, "I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, SINCE BIDEN IS GOING TO BE OUT OF TOWN FOR HALLOWEEN, THE WHITE HOUSE WILL
NOT BE HOLDING ITS USUAL TRICK-OR-TREATING EVENT. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
SMART -- SMART MOVE THOUGH ANNOUNCE TO THE ENTIRE COUNTRY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF
TOWN ON HALLOWEEN. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT FEELS -- "HOW FAR DO YOU
THINK I THROW THIS EGG IT HIT THE WEST WING FROM HERE, I THINK.
IF THERE IS ANOTHER TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE, YOU CAN FIND IT IN ALL THE TREES AROUND THE
WHITE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO
TRICK-OR-TREATING BUT JOE MANCHIN BLOCKED IT BECAUSE HE HATES GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON.
COME ON. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT NO HALLOWEEN AT THE
WHITE HOUSE. MEANWHILE, ONE VERY NERVOUS BIRD WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE STILL
DOING THE TURKEY PARDONING NEXT MONTH, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
I AM -- I'M JIBLET, BY THE WAY I'M WISH BONE, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
IN A COUPLE -- A COUPLE WEEKS. IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE, "RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT WITH US,"
SO - [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS SEE THIS?
WHILE TALKING TO A REPORTER, SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS WAS INTERRUPTED BY A PHONE CALL AND
PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT HIS LOUD RING TONE LISTEN TO THIS
>> SO YOU'RE NOT ON BOARD WITH THE SPRING WORK 'CAUSE IT'S NOW
DRAFTED. >> I WANT TO SEE IT IN LANGUAGE
[ PHONE RINGING I WANT TO SEE IT IM -- IMPROVED
UH, I GOT A GUY. I CAN'T GET TO IT. I -- I -- I -- YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S ACTUALLY -- THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT AN OLD, TIMELY RINGTONE.
HE ACTUALLY HAS A ROTARY PHONE IN HIS POCK -- [ LAUGHTER ]
"I CAN ONLY GO 60 FEET FROM MY HOUSE BEFORE THE --" THEN HE PICKED UP THE PHONE BY
PUTTING A HORN IN HIS EAR. "HELLO [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT?" HEY, THIS IS COOL. DELTA AIRLINES IS LAUNCHING
A NEW PROGRAM THAT WILL USE FACIAL RECOGNITION FOR PASSENGERS GOING THROUGH TSA
IT'S ALL PART OF DELTA'S BRILLIANT PLAN TO GET PEOPLE TO TAKE THEIR MASKS OFF AT THE
AIRPORT. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ACTUALLY HAD THE SAME
FACIAL RECOGNITION PROGRAM BEFORE YOU BOARD A PLANE ON SOUTHWEST AIRLINES
CHECK THIS OUT
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, THEY DON'T MESS AROUND ON SOUTHWEST.
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DON'T MESS AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME MORE -- SOME MORE TRAVEL NEWS, THIS IS REAL
UNITED AIRLINES JUST ANNOUNCED THAT NEXT MONTH IT WILL BEGIN SELLING MINI BOTTLES OF HARD
LIQUOR ON FLIGHTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THE MOVE IS ALL PART OF
THE COMPANY'S NEW SLOGAN, "UNITED, YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO DUCT TAPE YOUR ASS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: I JUST HAVE ONE MORE
I JUST HAVE ONE MORE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I SAW THAT A FUTURISTIC
ROBOT DOG WAS JUST SPOTTED WALKING DOWN 6th AVENUE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY.
WATCH THIS VIDEO, YEAH
[ BARK ]
YEAH EVEN CRAZIER, THERE WAS ANOTHER ROBOT WALKING BEHIND HIM WITH
A LITTLE PLASTIC BAG >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE HOW NEW YORKERS WALK BY LIKE NOTHING WAS HAPPENING THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] ROBOT WAS LIKE, "I'M A A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM SENT FROM
THE FUTURE TO PEE ON FIRE HYDRANTS." [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH. THAT'S NORMAL. NO BIG DEAL.
AND FINALLY, THIS ISN'T GOOD -- A NEW STUDY SHOWS SMALL AMOUNTS OF PLASTIC ARE FOUND IN THE
FOOD FROM CHAINS LIKE McDONALD'S YOU CAN TELL THINGS ARE BAD AT
McDONALD'S TODAY, THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME TO "McMETA."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. HER LATEST COOKBOOK, "CRAVINGS: ALL TOGETHER," IS AVAILABLE
NOW. CHRISSY TEIGEN IS HERE >> Steve: HEY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE BOOK -- NUMBER ONE BOOK ON AMAZON RIGHT
NOW. PLUS, HE DIRECTS AND STARS IN THE "ARMY OF THE DEAD" PREQUEL,
"ARMY OF THIEVES," STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. RIGHT NOW, WE ARE -- WE ARE
TRENDING IN GERMANY. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YES.
HE'S MASSIVE ANY -- ANYONE FROM GERMANY HERE
PERFECT. WE - >> Steve: YEAH, THERE YOU GO
>> Jimmy: SOMEONE HERE >> HERE. >> HERE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: DO YOU LOVE MATTHIAS
>> YES, OF COURSE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "YES, OF COURSE.
SEE? THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: THAT'S WHAT WE SAID. >> Jimmy: WE LOVE MATTHIAS, THAT -
>> HOLY MATTHEW. >> Jimmy: YES. WHAT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HOLY MATTHEW. >> Jimmy: SAY IT AGAIN
>> HOLY MESS YOU >> Jimmy: HOLY MESS YOU? >> HOLY MATTHEW.
>> Steve: HOLY NEPHEW? >> ALL YOU GUYS DO >> Jimmy: IS THAT A --
[ SPEAKING IN GERMAN ] HOLY NEPHEW? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
[ LAUGHTER ] DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING
>> HOLY MATTHEW. >> Steve: HOLY MATTHEW >> Jimmy: OH, THANK YOU.
HOLY MATTHEW [ CYMBAL CRASH ] >> Steve: SON OF A BEE STING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT DUDE AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
SKEPTA TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SKEPTA
HEY, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
>> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS
TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO SINCE HALLOWEEN IS THIS WEEKEND, I SENT OUT THE
HASHTAG, #MAKEAMOVIESOUNDSCARY I ASKED YOU GUYS TO DESCRIBE A A NON-HORROR MOVIE AS IF IT
WERE A HORROR MOVIE. SO LET'S -- LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS
FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM @KYLEDICE23. HE SAYS, "THE HANGOVER: AFTER
A NIGHT OF DRINKING POISON, THREE MEN WITH AMNESIA SET OUT TO FIND OUT IF THEIR FRIEND IS
STILL ALIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: HOLY MATTHEW >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @MOVIENERD15
>> Steve: 15 >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "THE BREAKFAST CLUB: A HIGH SCHOOL
PRINCIPAL LOCKS FIVE TEENAGERS IN THE LIBRARY UNTIL THEY EACH HAVE AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE, "STOP TORTURE!
THIS ONE'S FROM @ALDVITT SHE SAYS, "THE LITTLE MERMAID: A KLEPTOMANIAC MAKES A DEAL
WITH A SEA WITCH IN EXCHANGE FOR HUMAN FLESH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, THIS ONE IS FROM @MACKUPSIDEDOWN. >> Steve: DANG
[ LAUGHTER ] MACK UP -- >> Jimmy: MACK UPSIDE DOWN
* RETURN OF THE MAC RETURN OF THE MACK ONCE AGAIN *
>> Steve: TAKE TWO * OH MY - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHO SINGS "RETURN OF THE MACK?" >> Questlove: MARK MORRISON.
>> Jimmy: MARK MORRISON. WAS THAT A ONE-HIT WONDER JAM? >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. >> Steve: THAT -- WHAT A DAY >> Jimmy: IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO
IT, THAT'S THE JAM TO DO IT. >> Steve: YEAH, WE'LL DO IT AT THE HALF
MACK UPSIDE DOWN IT'S A WIN >> Steve: WIN.
>> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "PAW PATROL: A TERRIFYING DYSTOPIAN FUTURE WHERE ALL PUBLIC SAFETY
OFFICERS ARE REPLACED BY DOGS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT HAPPENED ON 6th AVENUE.
THIS ONE FROM @DDANCER42 SHE SAYS, "HOME ALONE: A A NEGLECTED CHILD TAKES JOY IN
TORTURING PEOPLE WHO COME TO VISIT HIM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE HERE, THIS IS FROM @JOELVERSUSMONSTRESS
HE SAYS, "STAR WARS: AN OLD HERMIT CONVINCES A YOUNG FARM BOY TO MURDER HIS FATHER."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @GREG -- THIS ONE FROM @GREGHARSENAL203
>> Steve: ARSENAL? >> Jimmy: DIDN'T YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH GREG -
>> Steve: I DID. I GRANTED GREG HARSENAL 201. WHO'S THIS GUY
>> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO, NO [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT --
NO, NO THIS IS GREGHARSENAL203, SORRY >> Steve: I HIT FOR THAT GUY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO -- WELL, DON'T JUDGE HIM. >> Steve: HE OWES ME MONEY
>> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "RATATOUILLE: PSYCHOTIC CHEF LETS MIND-CONTROLLING RATS TAKE
OVER HIS KITCHEN." [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: LIKE WILLARD >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE'S FROM @LMITTZ6012.
HE SAYS, "CAST AWAY: A FORMER FEDEX EMPLOYEE LOSES IT ALL AND STARTS HAVING CONVERSATIONS
WITH A VOLLEYBALL COVERED IN BLOOD. [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @BAKEROSS1988. HE SAYS, "WHEN HARRY MET SALLY:
CRAZED STALKER HOUNDS A WOMAN FOR 12 YEARS UNTIL SHE HASN'T -- ALL RIGHT, THERE YOU
GO." THAT'S - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW"
HASHTAGS AND CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES. GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW" RAP REMIX *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" RAP REMIX. HERE WE GO
RAP REMI TONIGHT SHOW
RAP REMIX * * TONIGHT SHO RAP REMI
TONIGHT SHOW RAP RAP RAP REMIX * * TONIGHT SHO
RAP RAP RAP REMI TONIGHT SHOW * HELPING US OUT IS OUR VERY OWN
TARIQ TROTTER. TARIQ, THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TARIQ, YOU'RE AN AMAZING RAPPER, BUT I WANT TO -- >> Tariq: YES, I AM.
YES. [ LAUGHTER ] GO ON.
>> Jimmy: YEAH I WASN'T PAUSING FOR A A RESPONSE
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DO WANT TO PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST
>> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND I WANT -- I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF YOU CAN
ADD RAP TO VERSES TO SONGS THAT ARE DEFINITELY NOT RAP SONGS >> Tariq: MM
>> Jimmy: SO WE GAVE YOU SOME SONG TITLES RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW
THIS IS REAL WE DID THIS. >> Tariq: YEAH
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD A FEW MINUTES TO WRITE SOME VERSES ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS
>> Tariq: YEAH, I'M READY. YES. I'M READY.
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO SINCE HALLOWEEN IS THIS WEEKEND, YOUR FIRST SONG IS
"MONSTER MASH. LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU GOT. * HE DID THE MASH
HE DID THE MONSTER MAS THE MONSTER MASH * * MASH, MASH, MAS
MASH, MASH, MASH * * IT'S THAT SPOOKY SEASON DANCING CRAZ
WE CALL THE MONSTER MASH AY* * WHEN IT COMES TO HALLOWEE
THIS SONG GOT MONSTER CACHET CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH, GREA MAKE YOU WANT A SASHAY *
* YOU KNOW IT'S OCTOBER WHEN YOU HEAR THIS GRAVEYARD SMASH PLAY *
* HOP IN A HEARSE NO TIME TO SWERV HITTING SOME ZOMBIES
MAN, THAT'S GOTTA HURT * * LOOK OUT FOR GHOSTS LOOK OUT FOR GHOUL
DODGING MORE MONSTERS THAN JAY-Z'S OLD VERSE * * THE ANNUAL BO
IT'S BACK AT THE TOP OL' BOBBY PICKET YOU ALREADY KNEW *
* GAVE IT A BEA PLAY ON REPEAT AND WHEN THE TRACK ENDS *
* I'M BEHIND YOU LIKE BOO! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I SHOULD JUST GO HOME
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! THAT COULD BE THE NAME OF YOUR NEXT ALBUM
"AT THIS POINT YOU SHOULD JUST GO HOME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT THIS NEXT ONE, THIS ONE IS
POPULAR ON TIKTOK RIGHT NOW. WE GAVE YOU MIKA'S "GRACE KELLY."
>> Tariq: OH >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
* * I COULD BE BROW I COULD BE BLU
I COULD BE VIOLET SKY * * I COULD BE HURTFU I COULD BE PURPL
I COULD BE ANYTHIN YOU LIKE * * I COULD GO VIRA
I COULD TREN TO THE TIP TOP * * I COULD PICK OUT A SONG
AND MAKE UP A DANC AND POST IT ON TIKTOK * * YOU COULD DO A DUET WITH ME
OR ASK WHAT THE DEALIO * * THEN POST THA AND GET A TV SHO
AND COFFEE NAMED AFTER U LIKE THE D'AMELI * NOW WE'RE BREAKIN
THE INTERNET 'CAUSE OUR CONTENT IS SO GREAT *
* I JUST HOPE YOU DON'T BREAK YOUR NEC WHEN YOU'RE CLIMBING
ON MILK CRATES * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FOR THIS LAST ONE, IT
IS FOOTBALL SEASON, SO WE GAVE YOU "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS. TAKE IT AWAY
* WE ARE THE CHAMPION MY FRIENDS * * SNAP ME THE BAL
DON'T NEED T CHANGE THE CALL * * I'M ON MY TOM BRADY
AIN'T NO DOUBT I'LL WIN IT ALL * * I'M DODGING
ALL THE TACKLE IN THE BACKFIELD YOU'RE NOT HURTING ME *
* I'M RAPPING OVER SAMPLE OF THE LATE, GREAT FREDDIE MERCURY *
* MY TALENT'S SO IMMACULATE THEY'RE CALLING IT SCARY * * THE OTHER TEAMS
BEYOND THEIR MEANS THEY'RE SAYING HAIL MARYS * * ON THE GROUND
OR IN THE AI I ALWAYS GET IT DONE * * THAT'S WH
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW! WOW!
STRETCHED IT LIKE TAFFY. STRETCHED IT LIKE TAFFY, MAN
>> Tariq: WHAT HAPPENED, MAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASIC. GIVE IT UP FOR TARIQ TROTTER
RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND, WE'RE TALKING TO
CHRISSY TEIGEN AFTER THE BREAK COME ON BACK *
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR WHOSE LATEST COOK BOOK,
"CRAVINGS: ALL TOGETHER," IS AVAILABLE NOW. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME CHRISSY TEIGEN
*
>> Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD
>> IT'S A GOOD AUDIENCE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? A LITTLE STANDING O FOR --
>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, JIMMY FALLON >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU, BUD CONGRATS ON THE BOOK >> THANKS SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE NOT TOO SHABBY >> NOT BAD, RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CAN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT
>> SO HAPPY. VERY LUCKY >> Jimmy: YEAH
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SUCH A -- IT'S BEEN AN AWFUL YEAR.
>> I KNOW. HONESTLY, I JUST -- SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED AND IT'S BEEN SO ROUGH
FOR EVERYBODY. AND YOU LOOK BACK AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THE PANDEMIC?
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN I HAVE NO CLUE NOW WE SAY A YEAR, BUT WHAT IS IT?
LIKE 18 MONTHS NOW AND I'M JUST HONESTLY HAPPY TO BE HERE. I'M SO -- I JUST FEEL SO GOOD.
I'M READY FOR THIS NEXT YEAR AHEAD. >> Jimmy: DO IT.
WE'RE GOING TO GET THERE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I SAW AN INTERVIEW --
OR I READ AN INTERVIEW, ACTUALLY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS
BOOK AND HOW THIS ONE IS VERY PERSONAL >> YES
OH, MY GOODNESS. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW I LOVE THE COOK BOOKS
I LOVE THE OTHER TWO I LOVE THE PHOTOGRAPHY IS FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU, YES. ALEX ALEX IS AN INCREDIBLE
PHOTOGRAPHER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE
PHOTOGRAPHER >> I WANTED EVERYTHING TO BE SO JOYFUL AND VIBRANT AND BRIGHT.
AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS A A MUST." I WANT IT TO BE COLORFUL AND
FUN I WANT THE RECIPES TO BE COMFORTING FOR PEOPLE AND IT'S EVERYTHING THAT WE NEEDED IN
THE TIME THAT WE WROTE IT. >> Jimmy: FOOD IS ALWAYS THERE FOR US
>> YES, IT IS. >> Jimmy: NO MATTER WHAT WE GO THROUGH.
>> IT'S THE ONE CONSTANT >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS IT'S THE ONE THING
AND YOU GO -- YOU KNOW, AND IF IT'S COMFORT FOOD, IT'S COMFORT FOOD
IF IT'S MAC AND CHEESE, IT'S MAC AND CHEESE >> THIS IS ALL LIKE FOOD TO EAT
ON THE COUCH, BASICALLY. >> Jimmy: YES! THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S ALL I WANT >> Jimmy: IS THERE ONE
INGREDIENT THAT WE'LL NEVER SEE IN A CHRISSY TEIGEN COOK BOOK? >> WELL, THIS IS THE ISSUE
BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO CREATE FOR EVERYBODY SO EVEN IF I'M LIKE, "UGH,
OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THINGS." I HAVE TO PUT IT IN THERE, BUT I GENUINELY THINK LIKE IF THE
DEVIL HAD A GARDEN, HE WOULD GROW BEETS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO IT'S A DIVIDED AUDIENCE. REALLY
>> IT WAS A DIVIDED AUDIENCE LIKE GOLDEN BEETS ARE GOOD SO I HAVE A RECIPE WHERE I USE
GOLDEN ONES. BUT THEY NEED TO BE REALLY SUGARED UP AND EVERYTHING.
THE RED ONES ARE JUST, LIKE, VILE I DON'T KNOW, THEY TASTE LIKE
DIRT >> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK MY WIFE LIKES BEETS EITHER
I LIKE BEETS >> I DON'T THINK THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN, HONESTLY
REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH LIKE PICKLED BEETS
>> I HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE EITHER. SO THAT IS -- AND I THINK MAYO
IS THE BINDER OF ALL THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MAYONNAISE IS -- EVEN
THE NAME IS -- >> OH, I GO TO SUBWAY, I'M LIKE, "EXTRA MAYO.
EXTRA, MAYONNAISE. >> Jimmy: OH, NO, THEY CHANGE THE NAME TO TRY TO MAKE IT
YOUNG LIKE, "HEY, WE'RE MAYO." [ LAUGHTER ] JUST CALL YOURSELF META.
IT'S FINE. WE GET IT. >> IT'S SO GOOD!
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE METANAISE. >> Jimmy: METANAISE.
YOU'LL SEE IT'S GOING TO COME OUT LIKE, "OH, WE'RE AOILI
WE'RE TRAVELLED. >> I KNOW! I WILL DO FRENCH FRIES IN THE
MAYO THING BUT MAYO -- I FEEL LIKE IT BINDS THE FLAVORS OF THINGS.
I'M GONNA GET YOU TO LIKE IT >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I CAN GROW OUT OF IT.
I WENT TO A WEDDING ONCE, AND I WAS JUST SO HUNGRY, AND IT WAS ONE OF THE LONGEST SERVICES
EVER AND I'M -- YOU KNOW, I GREW UP CATHOLIC
THERE WERE LIKE EXTRA STEPS IN THIS WEDDING I WAS, "I NEVER HEARD OF THIS
STEP." I'M LIKE, "I'M SO HUNGRY." AND WE GOT TO THE RECEPTION.
WE HAD TO GET IN A BUS TO GET TO THE RECEPTION, UP A HILL AND THE STUFF.
I GO, "I ALREADY PUT IN THE WORK, MAN. AND I GET THERE, AND THEY GO,
"FRENCH FRIES. I GO, "OH, MY GOD, YES." AND THEY CAME IN A CONE WITH
MAYONNAISE ON THE BOTTOM >> NO! >> Jimmy: PRE-DIPPED AND SOAKED
IN MAYONNAISE. WELL, DON'T YOU HATE WHEN YOU GO TO A WEDDING --
>> WE'RE NEVER INVITED TO WEDDINGS I THINK PEOPLE ASSUME THAT WE
CAN'T GO, SO WE REALLY DON'T GET VERY MANY INVITES. >> Jimmy: REALLY
I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYMORE >> NO, I LOVE -- I LIKE THEM A A LOT.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH, I DO. BUT THEN THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE,
"THERE JUST HAPPENS TO BE A PIANO. AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE -
>> Jimmy: "AH, JOHN, YOU KNOW, CAN YOU --" >> YES EVERY TIME
YEAH THAT'S SO CRAZY -- >> Jimmy: "THAT'S SO WEIRD THAT
THERE'S A PIANO HERE ON THE BACK OF THIS BUS WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN
JOHN, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY MAYBE ONE? HALLOWEEN IS THIS WEEKEND.
SINCE YOU'RE A MOM AND A COOK BOOK AUTHOR, YOUR OPINION ON THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TO
THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CANDY CORN
>> OH, NO. OKAY, I -- OKAY
>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO TELL ME. >> I SAW A TWEET
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ON TWITTER LOVE TO BE MAD AT CANDY CORN, AND I HAD TYPED OUT A TWEET
WHERE I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW, GUYS I KIND OF LIKE IT.
AND WHEN I SAY KIND OF, I REALLY LIKE CANDY CORN >> Jimmy: YOU REALLY LIKE CANDY
CORN >> I HAD TYPED THIS OUT, AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T SAY
THIS IT'S TOO CONTROVERSIAL." [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE IT REALLY IS. OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE DONE. AND I'M LIKE, "NO!
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T SEND IT OUT? THE AUDIENCE SEEMS TO BE WITH
YOU. >> DO YOU GUYS LIKE CANDY CORN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I THINK IT TASTES LIKE A A BUTTERY MRS. BUTTERWORTH LIKE, TO ME IT TASTES LIKE A
A DELICIOUS SYRUP, AND I BITE THE WHITE TIP OFF AND -- DO YOU THINK THERE'S DIFFERENT
FLAVORS? NO >> Jimmy: I TRY TO IMAGINE THAT
THERE ARE, BUT NO, THEY'RE NOT NO, RIGHT? NO, THEY'RE ALL -- ALL THREE
COLORS ARE JUST THREE -- THE SAME >> WHITE, YELLOW AND ORANGE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S JUST CANDLE WAX, CANDLE WAX, CANDLE WAX >> NO!
>> Jimmy: YES! >> NO, IT'S GOOD THE PUMPKIN-SHAPED ONES?
DO YOU LIKE THOSE ONES THEY'RE SO GOOD! [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE THE PUMPKIN-SHAPED ONES ARE CANDY CORNS THAT WENT TO WITNESS
PROTECTION [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOBODY LIKES --
>> Jimmy: "WE'RE NOT CANDY CORN, WE'RE PUMPKINS." >> WE'LL CHANGE THE SHAPE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. HERE'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE BOOK
BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS IT GREAT RECIPES AND I KNOW IT COMES FROM LOVE AND I KNOW YOU
ACTUALLY MAKE THESE. BUT THERE'S ALSO A BONUS RECIPE AT THE END AFTER LIKE ALL THE
CREDITS LIKE A MARVEL MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU FINISH THE MOVIE AND THEN
IT'S LIKE, "OH, HERE'S YOUR EASTER EGG." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEN THERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE BONUS RECIPE THERE NOW WHAT IS THIS ONE
>> THIS IS ESSENTIALLY, WELL, I LOVE EVEN NUMBERS. I HAD AN ODD NUMBER OF RECIPES
IN THE BOOK. AND THEN I FIGURED MARIJUANA HAS BEEN LEGALIZED IN SO MANY
STATES, SO WHY NOT JUST GIVE SOMETHING FOR THE HIGH PEOPLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OKAY ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT
IT IS? >> THIS IS ESSENTIALLY GARDETTO'S TOSSED IN BUTTER
STUFFED INTO A PITA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO IT'S BASICALLY
LIKE CHEX MIX IN A PITA? >> YEAH, IT'S SOME BUTTERED GARDETTO'S
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU PUT SOME BUTTER IN THERE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS TOGETHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
GOOD LUCK BUDDY, HAPPY HALLOWEEN. >> THIS IS NOT WHAT THE BOOK
IS - THE BOOK IS REAL RECIPES >> Jimmy: OH, NO, LEGIT.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO EAT THIS >> CHEERS.
>> Jimmy: CHEERS CONGRATULATIONS ON NUMBER ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: "CRAVINGS: ALL TOGETHER" IS AVAILABLE NOW WHEN WE COME BACK --
WE'RE GOING HEAD TO HEAD IN A GAME OF "PUP QUIZ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Steve: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
I'M STEVE HIGGINS AND WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY "PUP QUIZ. >> Jimmy: "PUP QUIZ.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: PLAYING TONIGHT WITH THE HOST OF THE "TONIGHT SHOW," MR. JIMMY FALLON
>> Jimmy: HI, EVERYONE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: AND HIS OPPONENT, THE AUTHOR OF THE NEW BOOK, "CRAVINGS: ALL TOGETHER,"
CHRISSY TEIGEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH.
WHAT A CRAZY GAME. NOW, YOU KNOW, FOR HALLOWEEN ALL OUR PUPPIES ARE DRESSED UP
IN COSTUMES. >> OH, MY GOSH [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> Steve: THIS ONE IS DRESS AS DEAD -- SKELETON [ LAUGHTER ]
A SKELETION GARY FRICK JUNIOR. YOU KNOW HIM, YOU LOVE HIM THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS
>> Jimmy: AWW, HE'S CUTE >> Steve: WE'LL BE ASKING BOTH OF YOU TRIVIA QUESTIONS --
IF YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION CORRECTLY, YOU WIN A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY.
>> AWW >> Steve: IF YOU ANSWER IT INCORRECTLY, YOUR OPPONENT GETS
THE PUPPY. MOST PUPPIES AT THE END OF THE GAME WINS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> Steve: CHRISSY, YOU ARE UP FIRST.
YOU READY? >> THE STAKES ARE SO HIGH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW
>> Steve: SO HIGH. OH, DEARY. >> Jimmy: A SKELETON PUPPY
>> Steve: WHAT IS THE TECHNICAL NAME FOR A GROUP OF BATS IS IT, A, A HAUNT, B,
A CAULDRON, OR, C, A PARTY >> Jimmy: WHAT >> Steve: YEAH
A HAUNT -- >> Jimmy: CAN I GET HELP >> Steve: -- A CAULDRON -- IF
YOU WANT TO GIVE HER THE PUPPY, SURE >> Jimmy: NO, I DON'T.
I WANT THE PUPPY IT'S DEFINITELY C. >> Steve: A PARTY OF BATS.
>> I THINK IT'S A HAUNT. >> Steve: YOU THINK IT'S A A HAUNT.
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER? >> YES >> Steve: OH, NO, IT'S A
A CAULDRON [ BUZZER ] *
>> OH! >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: WAIT, I THOUGHT IT
WAS A HAUNT AS WELL, BUT - >> Steve: YOU GET GARY FRICK JUNIOR.
THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH!
>> I'M SO JEALOUS. >> Jimmy: HE SMELLS LIKE - >> Steve: SMELLS LIKE
STRAWBERRYIES. >> Jimmy: SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY! >> IN COSTUMES TOO
>> Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE HI, BUDDY. >> Steve: ALRIGHT, JIMMY, NEXT
QUESTION IS FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE,
THE 1985 MOVIE "TEEN WOLF" - >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> Steve: MICHAEL J. FOX'S
BASKETBALL TEAM HAS WHAT ANIMAL AS THEIR MASCOT? >> Steve: WOLF
>> Jimmy: NO >> Steve: DRAGON >> Jimmy: MAYBE.
>> Steve: OR BEAVER? DON'T -- >> Jimmy: IT CAN'T BE A WOLF
HE IS A WOLF >> Steve: RIGHT? TEEN WOLF.
>> Jimmy: DRAGON DOESN'T REALLY -- I DON'T ASSOCIATE DRAGON WITH A HIGH SCHOOL TEAM
NAME LIKE, THE BASKETBALL TEAM WE'RE THE DRAGONS.
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO I PICK THE BEAVERS.
I THINK C. >> Steve: FINAL ANSWER >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S BEAVER.
[ DINGS >> Steve: BEAVER, THAT'S CORRECT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH MY GOSH JIMMY GETTING THE ROLE OF
A PUPPICINO. THIS IS A FRAPPUCCINO MADE OF PUPPY SKULLS
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Steve: MARY KENNEDY
AS A PUPPICINO [ CYMBAL CRASH ] NOT A FRAPPUCCINO.
A PUPPICINO. >> OH, MY GOD. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
IF THAT'S A BETTER ONE, THERE'S MORE >> Jimmy: IT'S SO CUTE
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE SO CUTE. [ BARKING
>> Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? >> Jimmy: NO
>> Steve: IT'S TIME FOR DOUBLE PUPPARDY [ LAUGHTER ]
QUESTIONS ARE NOW WORTH TWO PUPPIES. >> Jimmy: OKAY, DON'T SCARE THE
PUPPIES. >> Steve: GHOST SHARKS WE ALL LOVE GHOST SHARKS
SURE >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> Steve: THEY HAVE A RETRACTABLE SEX ORGAN CALLED A "CLASPER," OUCH, THAT COMES
OUT OF WHAT PART OF THEIR BODY THE TAIL, THE FOREHEAD, OR THE DORSAL FIN
THE CLASPER. >> Jimmy: DOUBLE PUPPARDY. >> Steve: YEP, DOUBLE PUPPARDY
>> FOREHEAD? >> Steve: IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER
>> YES >> Steve: FOREHEAD, YOU'RE RIGHT!
[ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE CHARMED HIM >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. A BROTOSAURUS --
>> Jimmy: OH, NO >> Steve: AND A CHEF >> Jimmy: OH, NO
OH, NO >> Steve: PLEASE WELCOME LISA ARMSTRONG AND
PETER WINSTON. PETER LOVES COOKING JUST LIKE YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, NO OH, NO >> Steve: OH, THERE WE GO.
LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BRONTOSAUR - OKAY, JIMMY.
HOW MANY DIFFERENT SPECIES OF SPIDERS ARE THERE? >> Jimmy: OH, EASY
>> Steve: 450 -- >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN NEED THE MULTIPLE CHOICE.
>> Steve: OH, THEN WHAT IS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST SHOW US FOR FUN
>> Steve: OKAY, JUST FOR THE PEOPLE >> Jimmy: JUST FOR THE
AUDIENCE >> Steve: 450, 4,500, OR 45,000 SPIDERS
>> I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST GAME
I DON'T WANT IT TO END WELL, I THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF SPIDERS
>> Steve: SO DO YOU THINK THERE'S A LOT OF SPIDERS >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY C,
45,000 SPIDERS >> Steve: THAT IS CORRECT! [ DING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, YOUR PUPPIES ARE DRESSED AS FRANKENPUP AND A RODEO
HORSE. SAY HELLO TO KYLE McADAMS AND MICHELLE GORDON, THE RODEO
HORSE. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: HI, BUD.
[ BARKING >> Steve: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS
IT'S TIME FOR FINAL PUPPARDY >> Jimmy: DOUBLE PUPPARDY? >> Steve: YUP.
[ LAUGHTER ] FOR ALL -- FOR ALL OF YOUR OPPONENT'S PUPPIES
SO PICK UP THE iPADS THIS IS A NUMERICAL ONE. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT GOTCHA
IT'S A NUMERIC - >> Steve: NUMERIC ANSWER WHOEVER'S THE CLOSEST --
>> Jimmy: HEY, BUDDY >> Steve: UP OR DOWN - >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> Steve: GETS ALL THE PUPPIES >> Jimmy: YUP, GOT YOU OKAY
>> Steve: READY. >> Jimmy: YUP, HOLD ON RODEO PUP.
>> Steve: HOW MANY POUNDS -- >> Jimmy: I THINK I'M MISSING A PUPPY.
SORRY. I LOST ONE OF THE PUPPIES. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHERE'S THE SKELETON PUPPY OH, HERE HE IS >> Steve: THERE HE IS.
THERE'S SKELE-PUP. THAT'S GARY FRICK JUNIOR >> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE IT IS.
>> Steve: HOW MANY POUNDS DOES THE WORLD'S LARGEST SALAMANDER WEIGH?
THE WORLD'S LARGEST SALAMANDER YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS STARTING ---
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TEN SECONDS? >> Steve: NOW!
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Steve: 9, 8, 7 -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SCARING THE
PUPS >> WAIT, WITHOUT GOING OVER? >> Steve: YOU COULD OVER OR
UNDER. >> Jimmy: WORLD'S LARGEST SALAMANDER
>> OKAY. >> Steve: THE WORLD'S LARGEST SALAMANDER
[ BUZZER ] OKAY JIMMY, WHAT WAS YOUR ANSWER?
YOU WROTE THE WORD "SO." >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
SUPPOSED TO BE 50. >> Steve: OH, 50 50 OF COURSE
50 50 OR SO >> Jimmy: 50 POUNDS.
>> Steve: 50 POUNDS. >> Jimmy: 50 OR SO POUND SALAMANDER
>> 20, 20 POUNDS THE WINNER IS JIMMY! [ DINGS
>> NO. >> Steve: 130 POUNDS OH, MY GOSH.
>> Jimmy: CHRISSY I'M GONNA LET YOU WIN THIS ONE I'M GOING TO LET YOU WIN THIS
ONE. JUST 'CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN WHY NOT?
COME ON, THIS IS SO GOOD [ AUDIENCE AWS ] GET THESE PUPPIES.
>> Steve: THERE YOU GO >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU TAKE CARE
OF YOUR FRIENDS. >> THIS IS THIS THE BEST GAME! ALL THE PUPPIES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LOOK AT ALL THE
PUPPIES. >> OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: OUR THANKS TO
CHRISSY TEIGEN AND ALL THESE ADORABLE PUPPIES STICK AROUND FOR MORE "TONIGHT
SHOW," EVERYBODY HAPPY HALLOWEEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST GOT GREAT REVIEWS EARLIER THIS YEAR
FOR HIS ROLE IN THE HUGE FILM, "ARMY OF THE DEAD. HE WAS AMAZING
NOW HE DIRECTS AND STARS IN THE FILM'S PREQUEL, "ARMY OF THIEVES," WHICH BEGINS
STREAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW. PLEASE WELCOME MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
YOU LOOK SHARP, BUD. LOOKING SHARP. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING RIGHT THERE? WELCOME TO THE SHOW, MATTHIAS.
>> THIS IS SET -- SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOUR LAUGH.
THAT'S -- I LOVE THE DUDE. WELCOME TO OUR SHO >> YEAH, THIS IS CRAZY
>> THIS IS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD IT'S JIMMY FALLON. >> Jimmy: NO
THIS IS MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER. THIS IS FINALLY WE'RE WE MEET. >> BY THE WAY, YOU SAY
SCHWEIGHOFER LIKE -- THIS IS LIKE, REALLY -- IT'S A HARD WORD TO SAY.
LIKE, YOUR LAST NAME EVEN, YOU KNOW, SCHWEIGHOFER IT'S FANTASTIC
>> Jimmy: SCHWEIGHOFER >> YEAH, IT'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A LITTLE --
I'M HALF IRISH, HALF GERMAN. >> YES, AND YOU -- >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO THAT'S THE IRISH PART OF ME SAYING SCHWEIGH - MY -- MY GRANDMOTHER CAME OVER
TO AMERICA ELLIS ISLAND AS A BABY SH -- SCHALLA.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HER LAST NAME FROM BREMEN.
>> OKAY, BREMEN. YEAH >> Jimmy: BREMEN
>> DEMON YEAH, DEMON. IT'S LIKE -- YOU KNOW, IT'S
LIKE, BREMEN >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> IT'S LIKE HOW YOU SAY IT'S
A -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WAS DOING A LOT OF RESEARCH ON YOU BECAUSE I WAS A FAN FROM "ARMY OF THE DEAD," BUT THEN I
SAW THIS HEADLINE AND I LOVED IT MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER, THEY
CALL ME THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE OF GERMANY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I FEEL -- I FEEL IT A LITTLE BIT. EXPLAIN AGAIN, WHY
>> I DON'T KNOW. IF I -- IF SOMEONE SAID THAT IN GERMANY OR -- OR IF I SAID THAT
IN AN INTERVIEW -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EITHER WAY
IT'S -- IT'S -- SOMEONE SAID IT, RIGHT? >> YOU KNOW --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS - >> SORRY, NO
NO, REALLY, IT'S BECAUSE THEIR WAS A TIME, YOU KNOW, LIKE, I'M -- I THINK I'M A GOOD
DANCER, BUT A, KIND OF, SHY DANCER AND --
>> Jimmy: WHAT IS SHY DANCING? >> DO YOU KNOW LIKE -- SHY DANCER IS, YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE
IN THE SHADES. YOU REALLY -- YOU THINK YOU'RE LIKE -
>> Jimmy: QUEST, CAN YOU GIVE US A - *
>> LIKE, WHEN YOU A -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T KICK 'EM YET [ LAUGHTER ] >> I LIKE HOW YOU GET THE KICK
IN THE END WHY NOT A LITTLE POP TO THE END THERE?
YEAH I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE, KIND OF, EXPLODING HERE IN
AMERICA AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING TO SEE HOW -- HOW CHARMING YOU ARE, BUT ALSO, HOW TALENTED YOU
ARE. YOU DIRECTED THIS FILM AS WELL AS ACTING IN IT.
"ARMY OF THIEVES." AND HERE ARE SOME REVIEWS -- EARLY REVIEWS THAT CAME OUT.
SOMEONE SAYS, "IN THE EARLY SCENES OF HIS ENGLISH LANGUAGE DIRECTING DEBUT, HE
OCCASIONALLY RECALLS WES ANDERSON HE -- EVEN AS ECHOES OF
MARTIN SCORSESE'S CLOCKWORK STUDIES IN HUGO. >> ISN'T THAT COOL
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT COMPARED TO WES ANDERSON AND -- AND -- AND MARTIN SCORSESE.
>> I COULD BE WES MATTHIAS SCORSESE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW, THAT IS -- THAT IS -- YEAH YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THAT.
SO YOU'RE WORKING WITH ZACK SNYDER, RIGHT SO THAT'S A BIG BREAK RIGHT
THERE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU START
DOING -- YOU START DOING THE SCENES AND WE HAD TAKEN THE TAR ON THE SHOW WHEN WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE. AND I WATCHED THE MOVIE AND I GO -- "SHE -- "SHE STEALS EVERY
SCENE. I LOVE HER." THEN YOU COME IN
I GO, "WHO IS THIS GUY?" >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU JUST STOLE
EVERY SCENE AND YOU'RE JUST CHARMING AND FUNNY YEAH, IT WAS -- IT WAS SO --
YOU KNOW, I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT THE CRITICS TO BE -- YOU KNOW, THIS GERMAN GUY, HE'S ACTUALLY
REALLY FUNNY HE HAS A COOL SENSE OF HUMOR AND, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I ALL
WAYS LOVE -- YOU KNOW, AMERICAN COMEDY, IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER -- BECAUSE I
WAS BORN BEHIND A WALL AND THE WALL CAME DOWN IN EAST GERMANY, SO -- AND THEN THE WORLD CAME
DOWN AND, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING FROM AMERICA IS SWEPT OVER AND I
LOVE TO GO >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING
WHAT WERE YOU IN TO? >> "FRESH PRINCE," YOU KNOW? AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. OF COURSE, YEAH.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: "FRESH PRINCE. YEAH
>> I -- I -- I LOVE IT >> Jimmy: IT ALL BEGIN WITH "FRESH PRINCE.
>> I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT BECAUSE I HAD NO ENGLISH BUT IT WAS LIKE THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THIS WORLD'S LIKE -- *
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THAT WAS GREAT. AND THEN I SAW ET FOR THE FIRST
TIME AND I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW? THE WORLD THE CAME DOWN. AND IN AMERICA, IT'S POSSIBLE
TO TALK TO ALIENS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
[ LAUGHTER ] ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN AMERICA, YES
>> AND -- AND -- AND I LOVED IT AND SO I STARTED TO DREAM BIG
AND HERE WE ARE. >> Jimmy: AH WELL, I'M SO EXCITED
I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M HAPPY THAT WE'RE -
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: -- FRIENDS NOW >> YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDS
YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER IN "ARMY OF THIEVES." TAKE A LOOK OF THIS.
MORE >> ZIP IT.
>> OKAY. >> OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO *
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE'S A NEW KID IN TOWN!
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THERE'S A NEW KID IN TOWN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MATTHIAS SCHWEIGHOFER! "ARMY OF THIEVES" BEGINS STEAMING ON NETFLIX TOMORROW
HELLO TO ALL OUR FRIENDS IN GERMANY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM SKEPTA. THE KID DID WELL, BUT THEN YOU
CAME DOWN. [ LAUGHTER ] *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "LIT LIKE THIS" FROM HIS EP, "ALL IN,"
HERE'S SKEPTA.
*
* GOT THE GIRLS, THE CARS THE MONEY IN THE BAN KEYS TO THE HOUS
WHIP BIGGER THAN A TANK * * SO MUCH ICE IT'S A JOKE DON'T MISTAKE IT
FOR A PRAN WHEN YOU'RE LIT LIKE THIS * * YOU MIGHT NEED TO
GET A SHAN YOU MIGHT NEED T GET A SKENG *
* HOW YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A TEN THEM BOYS SNITCHIN', MAN
THEY'RE RATTIN' * * ON THEIR FRIEND HE'S A OPP BOY
CAN'T PATTIN' UP AGAIN BACK FROM THE VILLAGE * * WITH A BRAND NEW SOURCE
ANOTHER G.O.A.T. GOT SACRIFICED OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE PASSA *
* BLACK LIVES MATTE BUT IF A OPP DROPS I CANNOT FEEL REMORS
IT'S MONEY, MURDER * * AND SEXUAL INTERCOURS BIG SMOKE, I NEVER
PLAY THE VICTI MONEY HANGIN' ON MY NECK * * TRYNA BRING MY BROTHAS IN
'CAUSE IT'S CUTTHROAT WORL THAT WE LIVIN' IN *
* STILL, IF I HAD T PICK A SID I PICK THE GANG SIDE
CHECK THE SCOREBOARD * * THEY'RE LOSIN BY A LANDSLIDE
I SEE THEM HATIN' ON M AND I UNDERSTAND WHY * * THEY KNOW MY NAME
IN EVERY CIT THIS A FRANCHISE TALK ISH, JUMP SHIP *
* WATCH IT CAPSIZ PUT SOME MONEY O YOUR SKIN FADE
THAT'S A FLAT LINE * * WE TAKIN' CHAMPAGNE SHOWER
GETTIN' BAPTIZED BRING SOME MORE * * DOM PERIGNO
FOR THE BAD GU WE GOT THE MONEY IN THE BANK *
* KEYS TO THE HOUSE WHIP BIGGER THAN A TAN SO MUCH ICE IT'S A JOK
DON'T MISTAKE IT * * FOR A PRANK WHEN YOU'RE LIT LIKE THI
YOU MIGHT NEED T GET A SHANK * * YOU MIGHT NEED TO
GET A SKEN HOW YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A M HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A TEN *
* THEM BOYS SNITCHIN', MA THEY'RE RATTIN ON THEIR FRIENDS
HE'S A OPP BOY * * CAN'T PATTIN' UP AGAI I MADE HER SMILE
SHE CALLS ME PRINCE CHARMING * * I DON'T CAR
ABOUT THE PRIC I'LL JUST PUT MY CARD IN I'LL BE FRESHER THAN *
* YOUR BOYFRIEN INSIDE MY COFFIN I WAS BORN CRYIN
I'MA DIE LAUGHIN' * * YOU EVER SEEN A FRIEND TURN FRENEM
GREW UP IN THE HOO WHERE ALL I SEE IS * * JEALOUS
BROTHERS SWITCHED UP ON ME 'CAUSE I ADJUSTE I STILL LOVE 'EM *
* BUT THEY CA NEVER BE TRUSTED YEAH, I KNOW YOU SEE
WHAT I JUST DID * * CAME IN A DOUBLE LEFT IN ANOTHER CA
GQ, TOP I'M A COVER STAR * * I AIN'T GOTTA SAY NAMES
YOU KNOW WHO THE BROTHERS ARE GIVE 'EM THE GREEN LIGHT *
* I CAN MAKE A BOY FAMOUS HEAR THEM TALKIN 'BOUT ME LIK
THEY'RE NEWSPAPERS * * WHO ARE THEY THOUGH WHO ARE YOU THOUGH
WE ONLY TALKIN' MONE IN THE STUDIO * * YEAH, WE GOT TH
MONEY IN THE BAN KEYS TO THE HOUS WHIP BIGGER THAN A TANK *
* SO MUCH ICE IT'S A JOKE DON'T MISTAKE IT FOR A PRAN
WHEN YOU'RE LIT LIKE THIS * * YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET A SHAN
YOU MIGHT NEED T GET A SKENG * * HOW YOU GO TO JAIL FOR A
HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A TEN THEM BOYS SNITCHIN MAN, THEY'RE RATTIN' *
* ON THEIR FRIEND HE'S A OPP BOY CAN'T PATTIN' UP AGAIN *
* * JIMMY FALLO BIG SMALL *
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT. IDRIS ELBA AND KERI RUSSELL
WILL BE HERE AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM SABRINA CARPENTER.
MY THANKS TO CHRISSY TEIGEN, MATTHIAS SHCWEIGHOFER. SKEPTA ONCE AGAIN.
AND THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAYED TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY