1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,746 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:19,652 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:23,456 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DREW BARRYMORE 4 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:28,595 MO ROCCA MUSICAL GUEST, MANESKIN, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:36,803 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1538 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:42,108 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:50,150 * 8 00:00:50,150 --> 00:01:02,395 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:06,199 DOESN'T THAT FEEL GREAT? THANK YOU. WELCOME. 10 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:09,169 I LOVE IT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 11 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,237 THANK YOU. WELCOME. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 12 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,872 EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 13 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:16,710 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL GUYS, THE WEATHER RIGHT 14 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:22,615 NOW IS CRAZY A STATE OF EMERGENCY HAS BEEN DECLARED HERE IN NEW YORK AS A 15 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:27,087 A MASSIVE NOR'EASTER SLAMS THE EAST COAST WITH HEAVY RAIN, FLOODING AND INTENSE WINDS 16 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,256 YEP, WE'RE IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY, OR AS FACEBOOK CALLS IT, "TUESDAY." 17 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:33,526 [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, IT'S GROSS OUT THERE. 18 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:42,168 RIGHT NOW, THE ENTIRE EAST COAST SMELLS LIKE "DAMP MASK." [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:48,408 YEAH, WE'RE DEALING WITH THAT INTENSE WIND WHERE YOUR MASK BLOWS OFF YOUR FACE AND ONTO 20 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:52,345 SOMEONE ELSE'S [ LAUGHTER ] IT BURNS 21 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:55,115 WAIT, I'M VACCINATED ARE YOU VAXXED HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, THE 22 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,584 STREETS WERE SO FLOODED, ALL THE SHRIMP AT BUBBA GUMP MADE A BREAK FOR THE HUDSON 23 00:01:57,584 --> 00:02:01,087 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GO BOYS! YEAH 24 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:04,057 THAT'S RIGHT ALREADY, THOUSANDS HAVE LOST POWER, MAKING IT THE ONE TIME 25 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,861 PEOPLE ACTUALLY TURNED ON THEIR IPHONE FLASHLIGHTS ON PURPOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,131 IT'S LIKE, "OH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR." LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 27 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:15,402 OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT FACEBOOK LATELY, AND MARK ZUCKERBERG JUST 28 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:20,440 ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S "RETOOLING" THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM TOWARD YOUNG ADULTS AND AWAY 29 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,942 FROM OLDER USERS OBVIOUSLY, JUST MAKE IT A LITTLE HARDER TO SIGN IN, AND 30 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:26,346 YOU WILL NEVER SEE AN OLD PERSON ON FACEBOOK [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:32,352 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO [ APPLAUSE ] "HOW MANY STOP SIGNS 32 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:37,691 SCAN MY FACE?" AND MY AUNT'S GONNA HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 33 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,093 SHE CAN'T USE FACEBOOK TO WRITE "LOVE THIS" UNDER EVERY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE. 34 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:44,364 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE REALLY INSPIRED TODAY WOW. 35 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:49,102 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TODAY EXECUTIVES 36 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,471 FROM TIKTOK AND SNAPCHAT TESTIFIED BEFORE A SENATE PANEL FOR THE FIRST TIME 37 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:56,509 USUALLY, THE ONLY TIKTOK ON CAPITOL HILL IS COMING FROM THE SENATOR'S PACEMAKER. 38 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,812 [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S NOT TICKING ANYMORE. YOU BETTER --" 39 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,414 [ LAUGHTER ] WITH A LITTLE -- THERE, NOW IT'S WORKING AGAIN 40 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:05,685 YEAH IT WAS HOURS OF TECH EXECUTIVES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEIR APPS TO 41 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,054 SENATORS EXPERTS ARE CALLING IT "A PREVIEW OF YOUR FAMILY AT 42 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,390 THANKSGIVING." [ LAUGHTER ] "SO HOW DO I GET TO THE 43 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:15,428 SNAPCHAT?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH 44 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:19,232 SENATORS BELIEVE SOCIAL MEDIA IS CORRUPTING OUR TEENS AND THEY MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING, 45 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,768 BECAUSE A BUNCH OF 15-YEAR-OLDS BARGED IN FOR A LICK A SENATOR CHALLENGE. 46 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:27,540 [ LAUGHTER ] "TAKE HIS FLAG PIN THEN THROW BOLOGNA AT HIM." 47 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:31,277 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A CHALLENGE >> Steve: THAT'S A CHALLENGE 48 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:35,215 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> Steve: WET MASK >> Jimmy: YEAH 49 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,384 THAT'S RIGHT A TIKTOK EXECUTIVE APPEARED BEFORE SENATE. 50 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,453 IT WAS PRETTY INTERESTING. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY ASKED WHY TIKTOK HAS SO MUCH 51 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:41,621 ASKED WHY TIKTOK HAS SO MUCH MISINFORMATION ON ITS PLATFORM 52 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,157 * OUT TO PLAY BALL SO 53 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,994 WE COULD RUIN THEM WHEN MAMA SAID THA IT WAS OKAY * 54 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:51,364 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * MAMA SAID THA IT WAS QUITE ALRIGHT * 55 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:58,271 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON 56 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:03,276 PRESIDENT BIDEN IS STILL NEGOTIATING HIS NEW SPENDING BILL WITH CONGRESS AND HOPES TO 57 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:07,547 HAVE A DEAL BY THE END OF THIS WEEK BIDEN'S BILL STARTED AT 58 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:10,617 $3.5 TRILLION AND NOW IT IS ABOUT TO ABOUT $2 TRILLION RIGHT NOW HE'S LIKE A GUY AT 59 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:13,787 THE AIRPORT TAKING STUFF OUT OF HIS BAG TO GET IT UNDER 50 POUNDS. 60 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,856 [ LAUGHTER ] "I DON'T THINK I NEED THESE SHIRTS, RIGHT? 61 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,925 HOW MUCH ARE WE GOING TO WEAR SHIRTS, RIGHT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 62 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:24,164 "I GUESS I COULD WEAR MY SKI BOOTS ON THE PLANE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 63 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:27,767 THE DEAL IS GETTING HELD UP 'CAUSE SENATORS JOE MANCHIN AND KIRSTEN SINEMA KEEP ADDING 64 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:31,504 STIPULATIONS IT'S GETTING NUTS. RIGHT NOW THEY WON'T SIGN THE 65 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:36,743 BILL UNTIL KYRIE IRVING IS ALLOWED TO PLAY FOR THE NETS [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:40,246 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, HERTZ JUST ANNOUNCED IT'S BUYING 100,000 TESLAS FOR ITS FLEET OF 67 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:45,251 RENTAL CARS. YUP. THEN TO GIVE HERTZ A TASTE OF 68 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,121 THEIR OWN MEDICINE, TESLA SAID, "SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY TESLAS RIGHT NOW 69 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:58,498 IS A KIA RIO OKAY? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE 70 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:03,069 SORRY. AND WITH THIS RENTAL, YOU KEEP THIS CAR." 71 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:05,605 [ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM -- I MEAN, YOUR CAR NOW." 72 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,474 HEY, I READ ABOUT A MAN IN GEORGIA WHO'S FACING FEDERAL CHARGES AFTER HE SPENT OVER 73 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:12,045 $57,000 IN COVID RELIEF FUNDS ON A SINGLE POKEMON CARD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:17,050 WOW. HIS WIFE WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED IF SHE EXISTED 75 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:31,164 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S GONNA BE ROUGH WHEN HE GETS TO PRISON AND EXPLAINS 76 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,366 HE'S THERE BECAUSE HE LOVES SQUIRTLE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 77 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:37,404 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH OH, OH 78 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:41,574 >> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, GET THIS I HEARD ABOUT A GUY WHO BOUGHT A SIX FLAGS ANNUAL PASS. 79 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,843 HOW ABOUT THIS DEAL. YOU GET THE SIX FLAGS ANNUAL PASS, RIGHT? 80 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:47,080 THAT ALLOWS YOU TO GET UNLIMITED FOOD FOR $150. HE'S EATEN NEARLY ALL OF HIS 81 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:52,719 MEALS AT SIX FLAGS EVER SINCE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, ALL THE MONEY HE 82 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:56,089 SAVED IS NOW GOING TO DOCTORS TO GET HIS CHOLESTEROL DOWN FROM 1,000 83 00:05:56,089 --> 00:06:00,260 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A MAN IN LITHUANIA BROKE A WORLD RECORD BY SITTING 84 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:05,498 UP TO HIS NECK IN A CONTAINER OF ICE FOR THREE HOURS [ AUDIENCE OOHS 85 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:08,668 THEN HE STOOD UP AND BROKE THE RECORD FOR MOST DISAPPOINTED GIRLFRIEND 86 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,638 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 87 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:14,541 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 88 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:21,781 * 89 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:31,091 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 90 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:35,061 FOR YOU TONIGHT. OH MY GOODNESS DO WE ALL LOVE HER OR DO WE 91 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:39,833 JUST ALL LOVE HER SO MUCH? OH, MY GOSH. SHE'S THE HOST OF HIT DAYTIME 92 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:45,505 TALK SHOW "THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW." HER NEW COOKBOOK "REBEL 93 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:48,074 HOMEMAKER: FOOD, FAMILY, LIFE" IS OUT NOVEMBER 2nd, DREW BARRYMORE IS HERE 94 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:57,851 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: AWW, COME ON >> Jimmy: PLUS, I LIKE THIS 95 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:02,122 BOOK, TOO. HIS BOOK "MOBITUARIES: GREAT LIVES WORTH RELIVING" IS OUT ON 96 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:06,292 PAPERBACK NEXT WEEK, MO ROCCA IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 97 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:13,166 AND GREAT READY! GET SET! >> Steve: WHAT 98 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:17,437 * >> Jimmy: GET READY TO HAVE YOUR TROUSERS KNOCKED OFF! 99 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:21,374 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE NOT EVEN BRITISH 100 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:27,147 * THEY'RE FROM ITALY >> Steve: WHAT 101 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,549 >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 102 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:36,122 THEIR SONG "BEGGIN" -- THEIR SONG "BEGGIN" IS THE NUMBER ONE SONG ON THE ROCK AND 103 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,726 ALTERNATIVE RADIO, RIGHT NOW AND HAS OVER A BILLION STREAMS WORLDWIDE. 104 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:45,298 >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ AIRHORN 105 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:49,336 EY, THAT'S A GOOD SONG >> Jimmy: THEY'RE OPENING FOR THE ROLLING STONES NOVEMBER 6th 106 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:54,708 IN LAS VEGAS THEY'RE MAKING THEIR U.S. TV DEBUT WITH US TONIGHT. 107 00:07:54,708 --> 00:08:01,247 >> Steve: HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT 108 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:06,853 A PERFORMANCE FROM MANESKIN! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 109 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:11,324 HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? >> Steve: NO, I'D LOVE TO. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC 110 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:15,695 THEY WON "EUROVISION," RIGHT >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "EUROVISION. 111 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:19,766 AND THAT IS LIKE "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" BUT THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO THE BAND AFTER THEY 112 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:22,702 WIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THEY ACTUALLY GO ON 113 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,038 AND DO SOMETHING >> Jimmy: THEY GO ON AND DO OTHER THINGS, YEAH 114 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,741 >> Steve: YEAH, SURE >> Jimmy: SO THIS THING IS A A GIANT INTERNATIONAL THING AND 115 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:31,878 THEY CRUSHED IT. AND THEY WON AND THIS SONG IS -- 116 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:35,915 FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS, "BEGGIN." LISTEN TO THIS, RIGHT? 117 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:41,054 HOLD ON, IT'S LOADING. * * I'M BEGGIN' 118 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:45,892 BEGGIN' YO SO PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, BABY * 119 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:50,463 * I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YO SO PUT YOU 120 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:56,269 LOVING HAND OUT, DARLIN' * * RIDING HIGH WHEN I WAS KIN 121 00:08:56,269 --> 00:09:01,741 I PLAYED IT HARD AND FAS 'CAUSE I HAD EVERYTHING * * I WALKED AWAY 122 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:06,212 YOU WON ME THE BUT EASY COME AN EASY GO AND * 123 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,715 * IT WOULD EN SO, ANYTIME I BLEE YOU LET ME G 124 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:13,086 YEAH * >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 125 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:17,157 I DID ALL THE INSTRUMENTS. >> Steve: VERY HIGH GUITAR >> Jimmy: YEAH -- NO, PLAY BASS 126 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,759 GUITAR >> Steve: BASS UP HIGH >> Jimmy: YEAH 127 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:22,162 >> Steve: GUITAR DOWN LOW. >> Jimmy: DOWN LOW >> Steve: SAX TO THE SIDE. 128 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:25,031 >> Jimmy: I ADDED A SAXOPHONE. THERE'S NO HORN PLAYER >> Steve: YEAH, WELL, THERE IS 129 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,300 IN YOUR HEAD >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN ALWAYS -- I MEAN, WE HAVE 130 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,502 A HORN SECTION HERE. >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TRY THAT 131 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,905 WHAT WOULD SOUND LIKE WITH SOME HORNS IN THERE * I'M BEGGIN' * 132 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:41,514 * >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, THAT'S IT. 133 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:46,319 THAT'S ALL RIGHT ONE, TWO, THREE. * BEGGIN' 134 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:52,792 BEGGIN' YO PUT YOUR LOVIN ARM AROUND ME * 135 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:57,263 * BEGGI BEGGIN YOU PUT LOVE * 136 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:01,835 * YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 137 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:05,572 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT GO ON TOUR 138 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:10,910 GO ON TOUR WITH MANESKIN >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: AND OPEN FOR THE 139 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,446 STONES THAT'S WHAT THEY NEED, A HORN SECTION. 140 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,483 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CAN TAKE THEM FROM NUMBER ONE -- 141 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:21,755 >> Steve: NUMBER - >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. GUYS, BEFORE WE GO ON, I'D LIKE 142 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:25,125 TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW 'CAUSE THEY DON'T ALWAYS 143 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,428 FIT IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS THAT'S A PROBLEM WE HAVE HERE. AND SO WE WANT TO MAKE SURE 144 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:32,065 THAT WE MENTION ALL OF THEM. IT'S TIME FOR "'TONIGHT SHOW' SPONSORS." 145 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:32,098 IT'S TIME FOR "'TONIGHT SHOW' SPONSORS." 146 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,434 * TONIGHT SHO SPONSORS 147 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:42,742 TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "LOWE'S: TO BE 148 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:45,045 HONEST, IT'S PROBABLY EASIER TO FIND A HOME DEPOT EMPLOYEE IN HERE." 149 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:52,919 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: "GREAT CLIPS: FOR 150 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,288 LEGAL REASONS, WE HAVE TO START PUTTING THE 'GREAT' IN QUOTATION MARKS. 151 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,792 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "SPIRIT HALLOWEEN: IF YOU SQUINT REALLY HARD, YOU CAN SEE 152 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:03,296 WHERE THE SIGN USED TO SAY 'BEST BUY.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 153 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,131 "VITAMIN WATER: WE JUST THREW A CHEWABLE VITAMIN IN SOME TAP WATER, BUT THANKS FOR MAKING US 154 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:20,447 BILLIONAIRES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "H&M: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, WE 155 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:28,088 GIVE YOU A SHIRT FOR $4.99, AND YOU LEAVE AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. 156 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,490 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HELLMANN'S MAYONNAISE: IT'S THE CREAMIEST? 157 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:35,762 THE TASTIEST SORRY, IT'S HARD NOT TO MAKE OUR PRODUCT SOUND DISGUSTING." 158 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:42,102 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE TANGIEST >> Steve: THAT'S YOU 159 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,472 THAT'S ALL YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S THE TANGIEST. >> Steve: THAT'S YOU 160 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:49,509 >> Jimmy: KEEPS YOUR BREAD -- KEEPS YOUR TOAST MOIST [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:54,547 YOU GONNA WANT THAT MOIST TOAST. [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:59,686 >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: "MICHAELS: WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE THAT ONE WEEK YOU 163 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:04,591 THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO CRAFTS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE REMEMBER THAT? 164 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:09,963 THE HELL ARE THESE POP STICKS HERE FOR GONNA MAKE A LOG CABIN 165 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,699 >> Steve: WHY ARE THESE STYROFOAM BALLS AROUND >> Jimmy: "OLD EL PASO CRUNCHY 166 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:17,737 TACO SHELLS: 11 CRUNCHY SHELLS AND 1 THAT'S JUST SNAPPED IN HALF JUST TO REMIND YOU WHO'S 167 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:25,378 BOSS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "TOYOTA: WHEN YOU WANT A CAR 168 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:35,855 THAT SAYS, 'LOOK, I JUST NEEDED A CAR.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 169 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:41,761 "WEIGHT WATCHERS: THE LEAST OPENED APP ON YOUR PHONE SINCE MARCH 2020." 170 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,863 [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, "ELMER'S: WHETHER 171 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,334 YOU'RE GLUIN' OR SNIFFIN', WE JUST HOPE YOU'RE HAVIN' FUN OUT THERE. 172 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,969 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL FOR "'TONIGHT SHOW' SPONSORS." 173 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,504 WE'RE PLAYING "WHAT'S BEHIND ME" WITH DREW BARRYMORE WHEN WE COME BACK! 174 00:12:51,504 --> 00:13:17,764 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 175 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:21,601 TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "WHAT'S BEHIND ME?" 176 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:26,206 MY PARTNER TONIGHT IS THE HOST OF THE EMMY-NOMINATED "THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW. 177 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:30,910 AND SHE HAS A NEW COOKBOOK OUT RIGHT NOW CALLED "REBEL HOMEMAKER: FOOD, FAMILY, LIFE," 178 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:36,416 AVAILABLE NOVEMBER 2nd PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE AND ONLY DREW BARRYMORE! 179 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:36,449 PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE AND ONLY DREW BARRYMORE! 180 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,152 * >> Jimmy: AH, I LOVE YOU, LOVE 181 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,255 YOU, LOVE YOU. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, DREW. 182 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:47,293 HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. DREW AND I WILL TAKE TURNS FACING OUR BACKS TO THE 183 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,496 CURTAIN. BEHIND THE CURTAIN WILL BE SOMETHING NEITHER OF US HAS 184 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:54,668 SEEN BEFORE. IT COULD BE PEOPLE COULD BE OBJECTS 185 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,605 COULD BE ANYTHING. ONCE THE CURTAIN OPENS, YOU HAVE TO PICK UP YOUR CARD AND 186 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,207 YOU HAVE 45 SECONDS TO TRY TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS WHAT'S BEHIND THEM. YOU CAN SAY 187 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:04,377 ANYTHING YOU WANT OR USE GESTURES, YOU JUST CAN'T SAY ANY OF THE WORDS ON YOUR CARD. 188 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:09,315 DREW, YOU'LL BE GUESSING FIRST LET'S GET INTO POSITION. * 189 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:14,120 >> OH, MY GOSH I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 190 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,089 I'M NOT KIDDING. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO SPIN 191 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,158 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME NEITHER OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,061 ALL RIGHT. FACE ME, SO THAT THERE IS NOTHING -- YOU CAN'T SEE 193 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:37,944 NOW LET'S OPEN THE CURTAIN AND SEE WHAT'S BEHIND YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 194 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,981 OKAY OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:46,152 OKAY, VERY FAMOUS PAINTER. >> PICASSO MONET. 196 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,555 >> Jimmy: ON PBS >> OH, BOB ROSS. >> Jimmy: YES. 197 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:55,328 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, HE IS PAINTING A -- A MAN WHO -- HE USED TO HOLD HIS HAND 198 00:14:55,328 --> 00:15:01,901 IN HIS JACKET LIKE THIS. FRENCH >> IS THIS A CHARACTER OR 199 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,304 REAL-LIFE PERSON >> Jimmy: HISTORICAL FIGURE. >> HISTORICAL FIGURE 200 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,272 >> Jimmy: YES. >> NAPOLEON? >> Jimmy: YES. 201 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:13,246 >> OKAY, GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THEN THAT 202 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:18,084 GENTLEMAN IS DOING A NEW TYPE OF EXERCISE, KIND OF >> LIKE A TRX? 203 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,054 >> Jimmy: YES, CLOSE THEY DO IT AROUND CENTRAL PARK THEY DO IT WHEREVER YOU HAVE, 204 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,223 LIKE, PIPES AND THINGS YOU CAN HANG ON. >> PARKOUR 205 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,392 >> Jimmy: YES, YES THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 206 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:29,329 * THAT'S BOB ROSS PAINTING NAPOLEON DOING PARKOUR 207 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,065 [ DING ] ALL RIGHT! >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SEE? 208 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:38,605 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. IT'S FANTASTIC >> BY THE WAY, THAT WAS SO FUN 209 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:44,210 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY, NOW IT'S MY TURN 210 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,080 SO LET'S ROTATE. IT'S MY TURN TO GUESS, HERE WE GO 211 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,115 >> IS THAT WILL FERRELL? >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT WAS WILL. 212 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:53,086 THAT WAS WILL FERRELL. * >> I LOVE YOUR GLASSES, 213 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:56,322 QUESTLOVE. THEY'RE AWESOME. IT'S THE GREEN 214 00:15:56,322 --> 00:16:01,461 I LOVE COLOR AND I MAKE MAKEUP AND EYEWEAR AND SO I'M ALWAYS LOOKING AT THE, LIKE, OPACITY 215 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:05,932 AND TONALITY * >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, THAT'S 216 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:12,605 RIGHT. BY THE WAY, WHAT IS YOUR -- THE BEAUTIFUL LINE 217 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,708 >> OH, THAT I'M LEANING ALL IN ON AND IT'S -- THERE'S A CHAPTER 218 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:17,310 IN THERE ABOUT ME DEVELOPING IT >> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE THIS 219 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,714 THIS IS LIKE -- DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING LIKE ALL COOL-LOOKING - >> THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED 220 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,116 >> Jimmy: FRYERS AND CORFEE POTS >> THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED 221 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:27,921 >> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL. >> LIFE IN THE LAST FEW YEARS CHANGED ALL OF US. 222 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:34,594 SO I WANTED TO COME UP WITH A MORE LESS SCHMATTA, MORE LIVING SOLUTIONS-BASED, LIKE, 223 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:38,298 STRATEGY FOR THINGS THAT I WANTED TO MAKE AND I LOVE DESIGNING AND I'M 224 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:42,869 OBSESSED WITH THE THINGS THAT ARE FORCED TO BE OUT GARBAGE CANS AND, YOU KNOW, AIR 225 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:46,506 FRYERS >> Jimmy: COFFEE POTS. >> THE THINGS THAT ARE OUT THAT 226 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,442 WE'RE NOT PUTTING AWAY >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SPIN THE CHAIRS 227 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:56,449 [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND SO I WANTED TO TAKE A A SOFT FUTURE APPROACH 228 00:16:56,449 --> 00:17:00,587 >> Jimmy: CAN'T HEAR YOU >> AND CREATE A TECHNOLOGICALLY DRIVEN LINE. 229 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,456 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T HEAR YOU [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 230 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,525 I CAN'T HEAR A THING LET'S SPIN BACK. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 231 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,895 BEAUTIFUL. >> -- I DON'T SEE OUT THERE IN THE MARKETPLACE, AND IT'S 232 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:14,601 DRIVEN ME TO BECOME MORE OF AN INVENTOR THAN, YOU KNOW, WANTING TO MAKE ANOTHER THROW 233 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:20,507 PILLOW BECAUSE I JUST THINK, LIKE, OUR PRIORITIES CHANGED 234 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:25,745 AND, SO, NOW I WANT TO INNOVATE RATHER THAN JUST DESIGN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 235 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,815 AND THIS WAS THE MOST FULFILLING ENDEAVOR I HAVE EVER BEEN ON. 236 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:32,519 >> Jimmy: WELL, NOW IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER FULFILLING ENDEAVOR 237 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,055 I'M GOING TO TRY TO GUESS WHAT'S BEHIND ME >> THIS IS SO FUN, BECAUSE WE 238 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,091 JUST PLAYED LIKE ALL THOSE GAMES RECENTLY AND I'M ALL JUICED UP. 239 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:41,161 HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 240 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:46,499 LET'S GRAB THAT BLUE CARD, AND THEN LET'S OPEN THE CURTAINS [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,069 AND TIME STARTS WHEN YOU START TALKING. * 242 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:52,205 >> OLIVE OYL'S HUSBAND IN THE CARTOON WAS? >> Jimmy: POPEYE 243 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,709 >> THERE WE GO AND, OH, IT'S LATE AT NIGHT. MY BONES ARE HURTING 244 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:59,079 I NEED A - >> Jimmy: MASSAGE. >> THANK YOU 245 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,047 AND SCOTTIE PIPPEN'S PARTNER WAS -- >> Jimmy: MICHAEL JORDAN 246 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:08,488 >> THERE YOU GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 247 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,424 >> Jimmy: WOW! THAT'S FANTASTIC HI, MIKE 248 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,928 GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY >> MIKE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS A MASSAGE. 249 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,030 >> Jimmy: YEAH, STILL WEARING HIS BULLS UNIFORM. >> YEAH. 250 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,632 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY -- HE LIKES TO GET RECOGNIZED, YOU 251 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,135 KNOW >> YEAH. AND POPEYE IS STILL IN HIS 252 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,571 GARB, TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND STILL SMOKING ALL THESE YEARS. 253 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,941 >> I KNOW, A CORN COB PIPE >> Jimmy: I THINK HE'S VAPING THESE DAYS 254 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,577 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, IT IS YOUR TURN 255 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,613 TO GUESS LET'S ROTATE THIS MOVING THING * 256 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:41,054 OUR WHOLE BUDGET WENT TO THIS. THAT WAS KIND OF A FUN MOVE. OUR WHOLE BUDGET WENT TO THIS 257 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:45,658 ROTATING STAGE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> A TURN ON THE TURN AND THEN 258 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,262 WE VOMIT >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE NEW FORMAT OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 259 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,698 I INTERVIEW YOU LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERY QUESTION -- I ASK YOU 260 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,300 A QUESTION, THEY ROTATE, AND THEN YOU ANSWER. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT IS BEHIND 261 00:18:54,300 --> 00:19:00,507 YOU, BUD [ CLEARING THROAT >> I'M VERY EXCITED. 262 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:04,878 >> Jimmy: OH I LOVE THESE I LOVE THESE -- THIS GROUP 263 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:13,186 UH, BRITISH -- BRITISH SUPERSTAR. >> ELTON JOHN? 264 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,489 RADIOHEAD. >> Jimmy: A GROUP. >> BEATLES, ROLLING STONES 265 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:20,727 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T SAY THEIR GENDER, BUT THEY'RE NOT BOYS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 266 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:24,364 >> SPICE GIRLS >> Jimmy: YEAH, CORRECT. SPICE GIRLS. 267 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,634 [ APPLAUSE ] THEY ARE STANDING IN WHERE YOU WERE JUST WITH THIS MIRACLE 268 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,470 WITNESS. >> PUMPKIN PATCH >> Jimmy: YES! 269 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,206 AND THEY'RE DRINKING WHAT HOLIDAY BEVERAGE >> EGGNOG? 270 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,376 >> Jimmy: NOT QUITE THAT HOLIDAY. WHAT HOLIDAY ARE WE IN NOW, 271 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,312 KIND OF? >> PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 272 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:46,086 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH! THE SPICE GIRLS. 273 00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:49,723 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE DRINKING PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN 274 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:52,559 A PUMPKIN PATCH. I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 275 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,394 I KNOW I KNOW YOU'RE SCARY. I KNOW 276 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,063 >> YEAH, YOU ARE >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT >> HOW GREAT IS IT THAT YOU 277 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:01,201 SAY, LIKE, BEATLES, ROLLING STONES NO, THE GIRLS. 278 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:05,005 THE SPICE -- THEY'RE NOT MEN SPICE GIRLS. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT MEN. 279 00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,073 AND YOU GO, FIRST THING, "SPICE GIRLS. THEY'RE BIG. 280 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,175 THEY'RE POWERFUL YEAH >> CONGRATULATIONS, LADIES 281 00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,144 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL ROUND. 282 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:16,049 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S ROTATE * 283 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,451 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S 284 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:22,489 BEHIND ME. HERE WE GO * 285 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:27,627 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS AMAZING OKAY 286 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:33,199 SHE -- OH, GOSH. OKAY EVERY REFERENCE -- HARRY AND 287 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:37,804 WILLIAM'S GRANDMOTHER. >> Jimmy: THE QUEEN. >> YES 288 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,640 >> Jimmy: HER MAJESTY. >> YES [ APPLAUSE ] 289 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,811 "NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET" STAR - >> Jimmy: FREDDY KRUEGER 290 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:49,749 >> THANK YOU AND LEO ON THE BOW OF -- >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY 291 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,119 SO IT'S FREDDY KRUEGER AND THE QUEEN ON THE END OF TITANIC. >> BY THE WAY, MAYBE I SHOULD 292 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:57,290 HAVE LOOKED AT MY CARD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 293 00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:02,729 >> Jimmy: OH, HI HER MAJESTY. OH, MY GOODNESS. 294 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:06,132 THAT IS SO SCARY YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL, BUT THEY LOOK VERY FRIGHTENING 295 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,069 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 296 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:11,271 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. I THINK I GOT A LITTLE TOO 297 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:14,674 SWEPT UP IN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT SWEPT UP IN THE ROMANCE OF IT ALL. 298 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,409 >> I DID >> Jimmy: DREW BARRYMORE EVERYBODY! 299 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,912 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO DREW AFTER THE BREAK. 300 00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:20,547 STICK AROUND GET THOSE FREDDOIES OUT OF HERE 301 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:39,199 FREDDY, YOU SCARED ME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 302 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:43,770 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE EMMY-NOMINATED HOST OF "THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW. 303 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:47,807 SHE'S ALSO A "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLING AUTHOR, AND THIS IS HER NEW COOKBOOK RIGHT HERE, 304 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:53,113 "REBEL HOMEMAKER: FOOD, FAMILY, LIFE," WHICH COMES OUT NOVEMBER 2nd 305 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:56,649 NOVEMBER 2nd PLEASE WELCOME, DREW BARRYMORE 306 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:03,456 * 307 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:23,677 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. 308 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,746 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I KNOW, THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE 309 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,082 ISN'T IT AMAZING THE AUDIENCE IS HERE >> OH, MY GOSH 310 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:34,154 THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: A STANDING O THEY LOVE YOU. 311 00:22:34,154 --> 00:22:39,526 HAVE A SEAT. WE HAVE LOTS TO TALK ABOUT >> THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, WE 312 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:44,431 WERE IN THE OTHER STUDIO, AND THIS IS JUST SO AMAZING TO SEE EVERYONE 313 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:48,168 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 314 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:51,671 THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. >> OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 315 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,506 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET INTO IT, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO GET INTO 316 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:56,109 I'M GOING TO START WITH HALLOWEEN, BECAUSE I THINK I'M GOING TO SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND. 317 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:59,212 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE KIDS ARE GONNA HOOK UP. 318 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,614 >> THE PRODUCERS WERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR HALLOWEEN? 319 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,217 I WAS LIKE, "IRONICALLY, I'LL BE WITH JIMMY. >> Jimmy: WE'RE ACTUALLY 320 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,319 HANGING OUT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY CARVING 321 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:09,923 PUMPKINS >> WE'VE BEEN CARVING PUMPKINS WE GOT -- THIS GUY, WEIRDLY, 322 00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:15,061 GOT US A PUMPKIN AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH. AND WE COULDN'T CARRY IT 323 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,797 >> Jimmy: WAIT, SORRY. YOU WERE AT A PUMPKIN PATCH. >> YES 324 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:21,067 >> Jimmy: WE'RE NOT SURPRISED ABOUT THAT BUT THEN A GUY - 325 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:28,074 >> I LOVE THE PATCH. >> Jimmy: BUT THEN A GUY GOT YOU A PUMPKIN? 326 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:32,212 >> WEIRDLY, I HAVE THIS WHOLE LIFE LESSON WITH OLIVE ABOUT LETTING IT GO. 327 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:34,514 WE COULDN'T CARRY IT YOU'VE GOT TO, LIKE, MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH IT. 328 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,916 AND SHE REALLY DID AND THEN WE GOT TO THE CHECKOUT STAND AND THIS GUY WHEEL 329 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:42,255 BARROWED IT UP BUT WE BOTH STARTED CRYING [ LAUGHTER ] 330 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:49,696 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU ALREADY SAID GOODBYE TO THAT PUMPKIN >> AND SHE HAD, LIKE, LEARNED 331 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:52,332 TO LOVE AND LET GO AND THEN I STARTED CRYING AND THEN WE WERE LIKE, "IT'S A 332 00:23:52,332 --> 00:23:55,402 A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE! >> Jimmy: MIRACLE! A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE, PLEASE. 333 00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:59,339 >> AND THEN SHE HAD THIS BEAUTIFUL, LIKE, JESUS AROUND HIS NECK 334 00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:02,509 AND I STARTED HAVING, LIKE, A RELIGIOUS MOMENT [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:06,046 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> I DID >> Jimmy: LIKE JESUS BRINGING 336 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:07,747 YOU A PUMPKIN? >> YES, AND I WAS LIKE, "THANK YOU SO MUCH. 337 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,816 THEN HERE IS THE WEIRDEST THING. I WAS LIKE -- FIRST OF ALL -- 338 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,552 THEN ALSO AS A PARENT, I STARTED SPIRALING. I WANTED TO BE LIKE, "I DON'T 339 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:17,057 KNOW, THIS ISN'T THE LESSON. THIS ISN'T THE LESSON! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 340 00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:21,828 THE LESSON WAS 'LET IT GO!' NOT 'YOU GET IT.'" >> Jimmy: YOU GET ANYTHING YOU 341 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:26,099 WANT >> SO I'M LIKE PARALYZED, AS A A PARENT, LIKE, NOT KNOWING HOW 342 00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:32,439 TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION I WANT TO MAKE IT OKAY FOR HIM I WANT HER TO LEARN HER LESSON 343 00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:36,076 I -- AND THEN ALSO I'M LIKE, "I GOT TO PAY YOU BACK. I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU. 344 00:24:36,076 --> 00:24:39,346 HE'S LIKE "NO. AND I'M LIKE, "CAN I GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER JUST SO I CAN, YOU 345 00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:43,383 KNOW, PAY YOU BACK AND SAY --? "NO. HE WANTED NOTHING. 346 00:24:43,383 --> 00:24:45,885 >> Jimmy: WOW. AND THEN HE JUST WALKED ON WATER AWAY FROM YOU. 347 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,520 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES 100% 348 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,257 >> Jimmy: IT WAS HIM OR PETER SELLERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:55,395 >> CHAUNCEY GARDNER. >> Jimmy: CHAUNCEY GARDNER I KNEW YOU'D LIKE THAT ONE 350 00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:58,465 >> THE HALLOWEEN MIRACLE >> Jimmy: THE HALLOWEEN MIRACLE. 351 00:24:58,465 --> 00:25:02,836 SO YOU GOT A GIANT PUMPKIN >> YES [ APPLAUSE ] 352 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,905 AND THEN WE CARVED IT, AND WE SAVED ALL THE SEEDS AND WE HAD THIS WHOLE CEREMONY. 353 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:07,741 AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, "WE CAN'T SEND HIM A PICTURE AND HE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING IN 354 00:25:07,741 --> 00:25:15,515 RETURN," BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S A SAINT LITERALLY. 355 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:18,151 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S NOT REAL, YEAH. OF COURSE. 356 00:25:18,151 --> 00:25:23,490 >> IF HE EVER HEARS THIS STORY, LIKE, YOU REALLY MADE ME AND MY DAUGHTER CRY 357 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:28,094 AND THE PUMPKIN IS BEAUTIFUL AND IT DID MAKE US BELIEVE IN MIRACLES 358 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:34,067 >> Jimmy: YEAH WHY NOT? "THE PUMPKIN MIRACLE." 359 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:37,470 I LOVE THAT. LOOK FOR IT NEXT HOLIDAY SEASON 360 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,572 [ LAUGHTER ] >> COMING TO HALLMARK CHANNEL. >> Jimmy: COMING TO HALLMARK 361 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:41,875 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR COOKBOOK I KNOW HOW HARD YOU WORKED ON 362 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,710 THIS THING I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE COOKBOOKS. 363 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,346 YOU HAVE A COOKBOOK COLLECTION WE BOTH HAVE READ COOKBOOKS TOGETHER 364 00:25:46,346 --> 00:25:48,748 >> YOU AND I ARE BIG - >> Jimmy: I'M OBSESSED WITH COOKBOOKS. 365 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:52,452 >> EVER SINCE -- I MEAN, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 366 00:25:52,452 --> 00:25:55,088 AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS FELT LIKE THE CHEFS ARE ROCK STARS, AND I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 367 00:25:55,088 --> 00:26:00,026 LIKE I'M VERY INTIMIDATED, BLOWN AWAY BY, AND LIKE, "THAT CHEF JUST WALKED IN! 368 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,529 >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE IT. I THINK THEY'RE ALMOST LIKE 369 00:26:02,529 --> 00:26:04,931 ATHLETES >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU COME HERE AND YOU 370 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,434 GO, LIKE, "OH, I CAN THROW A A FOOTBALL." AND YOU GOES, "NOT REALLY. 371 00:26:07,434 --> 00:26:10,070 DREW BREES CAN THROW A A FOOTBALL AND THEN YOU'VE GOT A CHEF WHO 372 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,906 COMES ON YOU GO LIKE, "I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PASTA." 373 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,874 YOU GO, "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE --" IT'S JUST AMAZING. 374 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:20,113 >> WHO ARE YOUR HEROES AND A LOT OF MINE -- AND I ALSO THINK THE FOOD INDUSTRY IS SO 375 00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:25,251 NURTURING, AND THEY TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER AND THEY TAKE CARE OF US AND THERE ARE 376 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:30,924 MEMORIES TO BE MADE AND FOOD IS A PRIVILEGE. SO IT'S JUST BEEN SOMETHING 377 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:39,232 THAT'S BEEN AT THE FOREFRONT OF MY UNIVERSE. BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO PRETEND TO 378 00:26:39,232 --> 00:26:41,334 BE THE, YOU KNOW, ME AND MY KITCHEN. I'M SO NOT THAT GUY. 379 00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:43,303 >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO I PUT 300 OF MY PERSONAL 380 00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:48,208 PHOTOGRAPHS. I WROTE THE WHOLE THING WITH PILAR. 381 00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:53,880 IT'S VERY PERSONAL >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT REALLY -- 382 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,951 >> AND I TOOK THAT PICTURE AND I WAS LIKE, "HOW CAN I MAKE A BOOK THAT ISN'T GOING TO GIVE 383 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,453 ME IMPOSTER SYNDROME INTO A WORLD I'M SO HUMBLE AND FREAKED OUT ABOUT? 384 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:02,522 AND, SO -- >> Jimmy: PILAR. >> IT'S VERY PERSONAL, WHICH 385 00:27:02,522 --> 00:27:05,158 MADE IT TAKE SO MUCH MORE WORK >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU WERE LIKE, "I'M NOT JUST GOING 386 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:07,227 TO THROW SOMETHING OUT THERE JUST TO HAVE A COOKBOOK OUT THERE. 387 00:27:07,227 --> 00:27:10,397 >> WRITING HUNDREDS OF PAGES THERE IS -- BY THE WAY, THERE'S ME AT THE PATCH. 388 00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:13,133 >> Jimmy: WAIT THIS CAN'T BE -- THIS IS NOT THIS RECENT. 389 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:17,937 >> THAT'S A DIFFERENT PUMPKIN. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> YEAH. 390 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:21,675 THAT'S THE YEAR BEFORE >> Jimmy: DID A MAN GIVE THIS TO YOU 391 00:27:21,675 --> 00:27:24,511 >> NO. AND GUESS WHAT THAT PUMPKIN DID NOT COME HOME 392 00:27:24,511 --> 00:27:27,847 WITH ME. HE STAYED THERE IN THE PATCH >> Jimmy: SO YOU JUST GAVE IT 393 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:32,686 LOVE AND THEN LET IT BE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ANOTHER - 394 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:37,524 >> BECAUSE WHO IS CARRYING THAT THERE IS NO ONE TO HELP YOU. 395 00:27:37,524 --> 00:27:40,060 IF YOU HAD A WHEEL BARROW. UNLESS THE SAINT COMES ALONG >> Jimmy: YEAH 396 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,095 UNLESS A MIRACLE COMES ALONG >> AND I LOVE FOOD, AND I LOVE COOKING, AND I - 397 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:46,800 >> Jimmy: I DID MAKE THIS ONE, BY THE WAY, THE PASTA. THE CREAMY, LIKE, LEMON AND THE 398 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:51,938 PEAS >> IT'S THE BEST IT'S A MASCARPONE. 399 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,573 THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHEESE TO COOK PASTA WITH, AND I LOVE ADDING THE - 400 00:27:53,573 --> 00:27:57,744 >> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE ALSO THE BAND TONIGHT MASCARPONE IS HERE 401 00:27:57,744 --> 00:28:03,650 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BY THE WAY, TALK ABOUT, LIKE, I GOT SHY. 402 00:28:03,650 --> 00:28:07,253 I SAW THEM IN THE HALLWAY AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, WOW THEY LOOK REALLY COOL. 403 00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:09,089 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY WERE SAYING THE SAME ABOUT YOU 404 00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:14,361 >> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU ARE DOING A SUCH GREAT JOB ON THE SHOW 405 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:18,031 YOU KNOW I WATCH I'M A RELIGIOUS -- WATCH YOUR SHOW EVERY MORNING 406 00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:20,133 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU BECAUSE WE WERE LAUNCHING IN A 407 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,768 A PANDEMIC YOU WERE SUCH A BROTHER AND GUIDER 408 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:24,304 >> Jimmy: NOBODY WOULD LAUNCH A SHOW DURING A PANDEMIC EXCEPT FOR YOU. 409 00:28:24,304 --> 00:28:28,108 BUT YOU DID IT - >> AND WE DID THIS BOOK IN A A PANDEMIC 410 00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:31,077 AND I THINK THIS IS JUST A A GREAT TIME TO NOT PRETEND, BUT PEEL BACK THE LAYERS AND BE 411 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:44,290 MORE OURSELVES THAN EVER AND CELEBRATE OUR LITTLE, BEAUTIFUL, WEIRD INDIVIDUALITY 412 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:47,694 AND CHEER EACH OTHER ON AND SHARE OUR LIVES AND EXPERIENCES. 413 00:28:47,694 --> 00:28:51,831 I WAS SO OPTIMISTIC IN THE PANDEMIC WHEN PEOPLE WERE COOKING THE SAME THINGS 414 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:55,568 TOGETHER ONLINE TO HAVE SOME FORM OF COMMUNITY. THAT GAVE ME A SIGN LIKE, MAYBE 415 00:28:55,568 --> 00:29:02,776 I SHOULD PROCEED WITH THIS PROJECT AND CREATE AN INTIMACY AND NOT A VENEER 416 00:29:02,776 --> 00:29:07,147 >> Jimmy: YEAH IT IS VERY YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 417 00:29:07,147 --> 00:29:10,316 "REBEL HOMEMAKER." "REBEL HOMEMAKER" IS THE NAME OF THE BOOK. 418 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:15,221 NOVEMBER 2nd IT IS OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND ALWAYS WATCH "THE 419 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:19,392 DREW BARRYMORE SHOW" ON EVERY SINGLE MORNING MO ROCCA JOINS US AFTER THE 420 00:29:19,392 --> 00:29:21,261 BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY I LOVE YOU TOO 421 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:42,782 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN 422 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,417 EMMY WINNER AND A BESTSELLING AUTHOR HIS BOOK, "MOBITUARIES: GREAT 423 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:50,824 LIVES WORTH RELIVING" IS AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK NOVEMBER 2nd 424 00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:54,861 AND YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE PLAY "FAIRY CAKES," WHICH IS RUNNING NOW THROUGH JANUARY 2nd AT THE 425 00:29:54,861 --> 00:30:04,838 GREENWICH HOUSE THEATER. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, MO ROCCA 426 00:30:04,838 --> 00:30:04,871 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, MO ROCCA 427 00:30:05,939 --> 00:30:10,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 428 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:22,288 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I HAVE MANY THINGS I 429 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:28,862 WANT TO DISCUSS WITH YOU YOU KNOW I LOVE "MOBITUARIES." AND I LIKE THE PODCAST AS WELL 430 00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:30,930 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "FAIRY CAKES. LET'S JUST START WITH THAT 431 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,799 "FAIRY CAKES," HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH THIS AND WHAT -- WHAT PART DO YOU 432 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:36,469 PLAY >> WELL, THE PLAYWRIGHT, VERY FUNNY WRITER, 433 00:30:36,469 --> 00:30:38,238 DOUGLAS CARTER BEANE, CALLED ME AND SAID, "I'VE WRITTEN A PLAY THAT'S A MASHUP OF CLASSIC 434 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:39,906 STORIES LIKE 'PINOCCHIO, 'SNOW WHITE,' 'CINDERELLA,' AND SHAKESPEARE'S 'A MISUMMER 435 00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:48,848 NIGHT'S DREAM. AND I WANT YOU TO PLAY GEPPETTO." 436 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:53,053 THE GEPPETTO OF "PINOCCHIO." I WAS INTRIGUED. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THIS IS NOT 437 00:30:53,053 --> 00:30:57,924 THE GEPPETTO WE GREW UP WITH RIGHT? OUR GRANDPARENTS' GEPPETTO - 438 00:30:57,924 --> 00:31:01,528 THAT GEPPETTO, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, WAS A FAILED WOOD CARVER WHO MADE TERRIBLE TOYS. 439 00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:04,698 [ LAUGHTER ] HE HAD NO SOCIAL LIFE. HE SPENT ALL OF HIS DAY CHASING 440 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:09,636 AROUND A SOCIOPATHIC PUPPET. YOU KNOW - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 441 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:12,138 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> AND ENDS UP BEING SWALLOWED BY A WHALE 442 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:15,642 THIS IS A VULNERABLE GEPPETTO. A SOULFUL GEPPETTO AND A SEXY GEPPETTO. 443 00:31:15,642 --> 00:31:17,777 SO - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT'S WHAT REALLY DREW ME 444 00:31:17,777 --> 00:31:20,547 TO THE ROLE. >> Jimmy: WOW! AND -- 445 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:26,353 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> WE ARE REMAKING - 446 00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:28,121 WE'RE RECLAIMING GEPPETTO ON OUR TERMS. >> Jimmy: YES, RECLAIM - 447 00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:29,989 I ALSO WANT TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING EVERY TIME YOU COME 448 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:33,360 ON WE'LL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU COLLECT LIKE ART 449 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,296 HISTORY OR SOMETHING YOU COLLECT SOME OLD COOL THINGS 450 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:38,365 >> PRESIDENTIAL MEMORABILIA. >> Jimmy: YES, YOU LOVE PRESIDENTIAL MEMORABILIA, BUT 451 00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:40,467 YOU HAVE A BUST OF GROVER CLEVELAND >> YES 452 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:46,473 >> Jimmy: AT YOUR -- IN YOUR HOUSE. >> WELL, RIGHT 453 00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:48,641 SO, GROVER CLEVELAND IS -- I MEAN, BY FAR MY THIRD FAVORITE LATE 19th CENTURY PRESIDENT. 454 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:52,145 AND SO I HAD A BUST OF HIM - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DON'T PICK FAVORITES, 455 00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:56,316 BUT, YEAH, OKAY. >> I HAD HIM IN MY APARTMENT FOR 20 YEARS 456 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:58,118 AND THEN I WENT FOR "CBS SUNDAY MORNING" TO DO A STORY, AND I INTERVIEWED THE GRANDSON OF 457 00:31:58,118 --> 00:31:59,586 GROVER CLEVELAND, GEORGE CLEVELAND I SHOWED HIM A PICTURE OF MY 458 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:03,723 BUST OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GROVER CLEVELAND AND HE SAID, "THAT'S NOT MY 459 00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:10,397 GRANDFATHER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I FELT LIKE -- IT FELT LIKE 460 00:32:10,397 --> 00:32:14,434 I WAS IN ONE OF THOSE LIFETIME NETWORK MOVIES LIKE, THIS MAN THAT YOU THOUGHT 461 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:18,938 WAS A 19th CENTURY PRESIDENT IS NOT WHO YOU THOUGHT HE WAS >> Jimmy: YEAH 462 00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:21,241 THIS IS THE BUST YOU HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE >> THIS IS RIGHT 463 00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:23,309 FOR CHRISTMAS, WE PUT ORNAMENTS AROUND HIM >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YOU 464 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,478 DECORATE IT FOCHRISTMAS. AS EVERYONE SHOULD >> HE'S GIGANTIC 465 00:32:25,478 --> 00:32:27,247 AND I WENT ON -- AND I THOUGHT, "IF I ONLY I COULD GET ON ANTIQUES ROADSHOW.'" 466 00:32:27,247 --> 00:32:33,586 AND THEY DO THE SPECIAL EPISODES DURING THE PANDEMIC AND THEY INVITED ME ON 467 00:32:33,586 --> 00:32:35,321 AND I THOUGHT, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED THEM TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT 468 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:41,127 [ LAUGHTER ] AND ANYWAY, IT'S NOT WORTH A A LOT. 469 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:46,166 AS IN IT'S WORTH NOTHING IT IS JUST A BIG HUNK OF PAINTED PLASTER. 470 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:48,101 BUT TWITTER DID ACTUALLY A NICE THING AND AFTER WATCHING THIS, A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER 471 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:54,708 SORT OF SENT IN CLUES ABOUT WHO IT WAS PEOPLE THAT ARE REAL HISTORY 472 00:32:54,708 --> 00:33:01,114 BUFFS. AND IT TURNS OUT THAT IT IS A FORMER NEW YORK -- NYPD 473 00:33:01,114 --> 00:33:02,716 POLICE CHIEF NAMED RICHARD ENRIGHT, FROM THE PROHIBITION ERA, WHO HAD GREAT 474 00:33:02,716 --> 00:33:08,788 A GREAT REPUTATION KIND OF A BADASS >> Jimmy: OH, GOOD 475 00:33:08,788 --> 00:33:12,158 >> SO THAT'S WHO -- THAT'S WHO IS -- HE'S NOW MY SECURITY DETAIL, I GUESS. 476 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,927 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF HIM. 477 00:33:13,927 --> 00:33:17,731 THAT'S FANTASTIC SEE, I LOVE -- ALL THIS STUFF WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO YOU 478 00:33:17,731 --> 00:33:20,900 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE JUST AN - YOU'RE AN INTERESTING GUY, BUT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THINGS. 479 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,069 >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND SO, YOU GO, "YEAH, SO I WANT TO FIND OUT 480 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:25,605 WHAT THIS IS." BUT THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT "MOBITUARIES." 481 00:33:25,605 --> 00:33:29,876 DID THIS START AS A PODCAST? >> IT STARTED AS A POD -- IT STARTED AS A PODCAST, BUT I 482 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:32,979 KNEW WE WERE GOING TO DO A BOOK AT THE SAME TIME THE MATERIAL IS DIFFERENT FOR 483 00:33:32,979 --> 00:33:35,882 THE PODCAST AND THE BOOK THERE IS SOME OVERLAP. BUT I'M JUST -- YOU KNOW, I 484 00:33:35,882 --> 00:33:41,454 WENT WITH SUBJECTS, PEOPLE, AND THINGS - >> Jimmy: YEAH 485 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,889 >> -- THAT I FEEL DIDN'T GET THE SENDOFF THEY DESERVED THE FIRST TIME 486 00:33:42,889 --> 00:33:48,461 SO THERE ARE FAVORITE ENTERTAINERS IN THERE LIKE SAMMY DAVIS JR. WHO WAS, I 487 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:52,832 THINK, THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER OF THE 20th CENTURY, ALL-AROUND 488 00:33:52,832 --> 00:33:55,335 MY CO-AUTHOR, JONATHAN GREENBERG, AND I ALSO DID MOBITUARIES FOR SITCOM 489 00:33:55,335 --> 00:34:01,374 CHARACTERS THAT DISAPPEARED. THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED THE CHUCK CUNNINGHAM SYNDROME, 490 00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:04,644 WHICH YOU MAY KNOW >> Jimmy: WHO -- NOW WHO IS CHUCK -- 491 00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:06,046 [ LAUGHTER ] CHUCK -- WAIT, WAIT. [ LAUGHTER ] 492 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:08,915 >> THANK YOU HE KNOWS >> Jimmy: I KNOW WHO HE WAS. 493 00:34:08,915 --> 00:34:10,750 CHUCK -- WAS IT RON HOWARD'S BROTHER? >> OKAY, SO YES. 494 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:13,820 SO, RICHIE CUNNINGHAM, RON HOWARD, HAD AN OLDER BROTHER FOR THE FIRST -- 495 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,322 [ LAUGHTER ] DOES THIS WORK THE FIRST TWO SEA -- OH, IT 496 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,058 DOES WORK. WOW. >> Jimmy: I NEVER KNEW IT 497 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:21,461 WORKED >> IT DOES >> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC. 498 00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:23,563 LIKE WE'RE DOING AN OLD-TIMEY RADIO SHOW >> I KNOW. 499 00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:25,832 I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT IT >> BOB AND RAY 500 00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:29,336 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, YES, RICHIE CUNNINGHAM HAD AN OLDER BROTHER, 501 00:34:29,336 --> 00:34:34,074 CHUCK CUNNINGHAM, ON THE FIRST FEW SEASONS OF "HAPPY DAYS." HE WAS KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR 502 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:38,211 DRIBBLING A BASKETBALL AND EATING A SANDWICH. HE DIDN'T REALLY DO MUCH ELSE. 503 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:43,216 >> Jimmy: NO >> THE FONZ, HE BECAME MORE AND MORE POPULAR 504 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:45,085 AND GARRY MARSHALL, THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW, WHO REALLY WAS KIND OF A GENIUS, SAID, "LOOK, 505 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,953 WHY WOULD RICHIE CUNNINGHAM GO TO ANYONE BUT THE FONZ FOR ADVICE ON DATING AND DEALING IN 506 00:34:46,953 --> 00:34:53,560 HIGH SCHOOL? SO BASICALLY, CHUCK CUNNINGHAM, THE OLDER BROTHER, HAD TO DIE 507 00:34:53,560 --> 00:35:00,834 FOR THE FONZ TO LIVE AND SO THEY BAS -- THEY JUST DISAPPEARED THE CHARACTER. 508 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:03,269 THEY NEVER EXPLAINED IT. HE JUST WENT UPSTAIRS ONE DAY AND JUST -- AND NEVER CAME 509 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:07,207 DOWN [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO 510 00:35:07,207 --> 00:35:12,645 JUDY WINSLOW ON "FAMILY MATTERS. IN FEBRUARY OF 193 -- 1993 - 511 00:35:12,645 --> 00:35:16,883 [ LAUGHTER ] -- AT GRANDMA WINSLOW'S WEDDING, WHICH WAS A VERY 512 00:35:16,883 --> 00:35:20,820 SPECIAL EPISODE, JUDY WINSLOW, THAT CHARACTER, SHE -- SHE WENT DOWN THE AISLE AS A FLOWER GIRL 513 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:25,525 AND THEN SHE DISAPPEARED SHE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] 514 00:35:25,525 --> 00:35:27,894 >> Jimmy: GOD, THEY DIDN'T BRING HER BACK AT ALL? >> RIGHT, AND REALLY THE BLAME 515 00:35:27,894 --> 00:35:31,331 LIES WITH URKEL. BECAUSE URKEL -- >> Jimmy: HE WAS GETTING TO 516 00:35:31,331 --> 00:35:33,533 FAMOUS >> URKEL HAD BECOME SO BIG THERE JUST WASN'T ROOM FOR A 517 00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:38,304 A CUTE LITTLE SISTER SO THEY HAD TO VAPORIZE HER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 518 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:40,407 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. THERE IS SO MANY MORE GREAT, FUNNY STORIES AND AWESOME 519 00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:43,543 STORIES IN THIS. "MOBITUARIES." PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS BOOK, AND 520 00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:47,947 GO CHECK OUT MO ROCCA, EVERYBODY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 521 00:35:47,947 --> 00:35:51,751 -- IN "FAIRY CAKES," RUNNING NOW THROUGH JANUARY 2nd AT THE GREENWICH HOUSE THEATER! 522 00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:55,155 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MANESKIN! COME RIGHT BACK! 523 00:35:55,155 --> 00:36:14,808 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING THEIR U.S. TV 524 00:36:14,808 --> 00:36:21,414 DEBUT PERFORMING THE GLOBAL HIT "BEGGIN," GIVE IT UP FOR MANESKIN 525 00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:23,650 MANESKIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:30,824 * PUT YOUR LOVING 527 00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:52,345 HAND OUT, BABY * * 'CAUSE I'M BEGGIN I'M BEGGIN', BEGGIN' YOU * 528 00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:59,119 * SO, PUT YOUR LOVING HAND OUT, BABY I'M BEGGIN', BEGGIN' YOU * 529 00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:05,258 * SO, PUT YOUR LOVING HAND OUT, DARLING * * RIDING HIGH 530 00:37:05,258 --> 00:37:10,363 WHEN I WAS KING * * I PLAYED IT HARD AND FAST 'CAUSE I HAD EVERYTHING * 531 00:37:10,363 --> 00:37:15,201 * I WALKED AWAY BUT YOU WARNED ME THEN * * BUT EASY COME 532 00:37:15,201 --> 00:37:21,741 AND EASY G AND IT WOULD END * * SO, ANY TIME I BLEE 533 00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:24,377 YOU LET ME GO * * YEAH, ANY TIME I FEED YOU GET ME KNOW * 534 00:37:24,377 --> 00:37:26,546 * ANY TIME I SEEK YOU LET ME KNOW * * BUT I PLAN AND SE 535 00:37:26,546 --> 00:37:28,948 JUST LET ME GO * * I'M ON MY KNEES WHILE I'M BEGGIN' * 536 00:37:28,948 --> 00:37:30,817 * 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YO HEY YEAH * 537 00:37:30,817 --> 00:37:46,666 * 'CAUSE I'M BEGGIN BEGGIN' YOU * * AND PUT YOUR LOVING 538 00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:49,169 HAND OUT, BABY I'M BEGGIN', BEGGIN' YOU * * AND PUT YOUR LOVING 539 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:53,440 HAND OUT, DARLING * * I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAN TRIED SO HAR 540 00:37:53,440 --> 00:38:02,082 TO BE YOUR MAN * * THE KIND OF MAN YOU WANT IN THE END * 541 00:38:02,082 --> 00:38:04,384 * ONLY THEN CAN I BEGIN TO LIVE AGAIN * * AN EMPTY SHEL 542 00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:08,421 I USED TO BE * * THE SHADOW OF MY LIFE WAS HANGING OVER ME * 543 00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:13,893 * A BROKEN MA THAT I DON'T KNOW * * WON'T EVEN STAN 544 00:38:13,893 --> 00:38:16,029 THE DEVIL'S CHANCE TO WIN MY SOUL * * WHAT WE DOING 545 00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:18,164 WHAT WE CHASING * * WHY THE BOTTO WHY THE BASEMENT * 546 00:38:18,164 --> 00:38:20,667 * WHY WE GOT GOOD STUFF DON'T EMBRACE IT * * WHY THE FEE 547 00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:23,503 FOR THE NEED TO REPLACE ME * * YOU'RE THE WRONG WA TRACK FROM THE GOOD * 548 00:38:23,503 --> 00:38:26,039 * I WANT TO PAINT A PICTURE TELLING WHERE WE COULD BE AT * 549 00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:28,441 * LIKE A HEART AIN' ATTACHED THE WAY IT SHOULD * * YOU CAN GIVE IT AWA 550 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:30,610 YOU HA AND YOU TOOK THE PAY * * BUT I KEEP WALKING ON 551 00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:33,246 KEEP OPENING DOORS * * KEEP HOPING FOR THAT THE CALL IS YOURS * 552 00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:35,648 * KEEP CALLS ON HOL 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA LIV IN A BROKEN HOME * 553 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:39,919 * GIRL, I'M BEGGING MMM, YEAH * * I'M BEGGIN' 554 00:38:39,919 --> 00:38:45,158 BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, BABY * 555 00:38:45,158 --> 00:38:53,466 * I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU 556 00:38:53,466 --> 00:39:02,542 LOVING HAND OUT, DARLING * * I'M FIGHTING HARD TO HOLD MY OWN * 557 00:39:02,542 --> 00:39:08,014 * JUST CAN'T MAKE I ALL ALONE * * I'M HOLDING O 558 00:39:08,014 --> 00:39:10,717 I CAN'T FALL BACK * * I'M JUST A CALM 'BOUT TO FADE TO BLACK * 559 00:39:10,717 --> 00:39:12,819 * I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU * * PUT YOUR LOVING 560 00:39:12,819 --> 00:39:18,725 HAND OUT, BABY * * I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU * 561 00:39:18,725 --> 00:39:28,668 * SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, DARLING * * I'M BEGGIN' 562 00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:35,108 BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, BABY * 563 00:39:35,108 --> 00:39:37,310 * I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU 564 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,479 LOVING HAND OUT, DARLING * * I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU * 565 00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:41,881 * SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, BABY * * I'M BEGGIN' 566 00:39:41,881 --> 00:39:43,850 BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OU 567 00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:47,053 DARLING * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MANESKIN 568 00:39:47,053 --> 00:39:49,656 CATCH THEM OPENING FOR THE ROLLING STONES ON NOVEMBER 6TH IN LAS VEGAS 569 00:39:49,656 --> 00:39:55,762 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 570 00:39:55,762 --> 00:40:16,016 * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DREW BARRYMORE, MO ROCCA, 571 00:40:16,016 --> 00:40:23,123 MANESKIN, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 572 00:40:23,123 --> 00:40:25,325 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 573 00:40:25,325 --> 00:40:25,325 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE!