>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DREW BARRYMORE
MO ROCCA MUSICAL GUEST, MANESKIN, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1538 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
DOESN'T THAT FEEL GREAT? THANK YOU. WELCOME.
I LOVE IT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
WELCOME. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL GUYS, THE WEATHER RIGHT
NOW IS CRAZY A STATE OF EMERGENCY HAS BEEN DECLARED HERE IN NEW YORK AS A
A MASSIVE NOR'EASTER SLAMS THE EAST COAST WITH HEAVY RAIN, FLOODING AND INTENSE WINDS
YEP, WE'RE IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY, OR AS FACEBOOK CALLS IT, "TUESDAY."
[ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, IT'S GROSS OUT THERE.
RIGHT NOW, THE ENTIRE EAST COAST SMELLS LIKE "DAMP MASK." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, WE'RE DEALING WITH THAT INTENSE WIND WHERE YOUR MASK BLOWS OFF YOUR FACE AND ONTO
SOMEONE ELSE'S [ LAUGHTER ] IT BURNS
WAIT, I'M VACCINATED ARE YOU VAXXED HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, THE
STREETS WERE SO FLOODED, ALL THE SHRIMP AT BUBBA GUMP MADE A BREAK FOR THE HUDSON
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GO BOYS! YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT ALREADY, THOUSANDS HAVE LOST POWER, MAKING IT THE ONE TIME
PEOPLE ACTUALLY TURNED ON THEIR IPHONE FLASHLIGHTS ON PURPOSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE, "OH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR." LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT FACEBOOK LATELY, AND MARK ZUCKERBERG JUST
ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S "RETOOLING" THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM TOWARD YOUNG ADULTS AND AWAY
FROM OLDER USERS OBVIOUSLY, JUST MAKE IT A LITTLE HARDER TO SIGN IN, AND
YOU WILL NEVER SEE AN OLD PERSON ON FACEBOOK [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO [ APPLAUSE ] "HOW MANY STOP SIGNS
SCAN MY FACE?" AND MY AUNT'S GONNA HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
SHE CAN'T USE FACEBOOK TO WRITE "LOVE THIS" UNDER EVERY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE REALLY INSPIRED TODAY WOW.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TODAY EXECUTIVES
FROM TIKTOK AND SNAPCHAT TESTIFIED BEFORE A SENATE PANEL FOR THE FIRST TIME
USUALLY, THE ONLY TIKTOK ON CAPITOL HILL IS COMING FROM THE SENATOR'S PACEMAKER.
[ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S NOT TICKING ANYMORE. YOU BETTER --"
[ LAUGHTER ] WITH A LITTLE -- THERE, NOW IT'S WORKING AGAIN
YEAH IT WAS HOURS OF TECH EXECUTIVES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEIR APPS TO
SENATORS EXPERTS ARE CALLING IT "A PREVIEW OF YOUR FAMILY AT
THANKSGIVING." [ LAUGHTER ] "SO HOW DO I GET TO THE
SNAPCHAT?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH
SENATORS BELIEVE SOCIAL MEDIA IS CORRUPTING OUR TEENS AND THEY MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING,
BECAUSE A BUNCH OF 15-YEAR-OLDS BARGED IN FOR A LICK A SENATOR CHALLENGE.
[ LAUGHTER ] "TAKE HIS FLAG PIN THEN THROW BOLOGNA AT HIM."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A CHALLENGE >> Steve: THAT'S A CHALLENGE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> Steve: WET MASK >> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT A TIKTOK EXECUTIVE APPEARED BEFORE SENATE.
IT WAS PRETTY INTERESTING. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY ASKED WHY TIKTOK HAS SO MUCH
MISINFORMATION ON ITS PLATFORM
* OUT TO PLAY BALL SO
WE COULD RUIN THEM WHEN MAMA SAID THA IT WAS OKAY *
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * MAMA SAID THA IT WAS QUITE ALRIGHT *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON
PRESIDENT BIDEN IS STILL NEGOTIATING HIS NEW SPENDING BILL WITH CONGRESS AND HOPES TO
HAVE A DEAL BY THE END OF THIS WEEK BIDEN'S BILL STARTED AT
$3.5 TRILLION AND NOW IT IS ABOUT TO ABOUT $2 TRILLION RIGHT NOW HE'S LIKE A GUY AT
THE AIRPORT TAKING STUFF OUT OF HIS BAG TO GET IT UNDER 50 POUNDS.
[ LAUGHTER ] "I DON'T THINK I NEED THESE SHIRTS, RIGHT?
HOW MUCH ARE WE GOING TO WEAR SHIRTS, RIGHT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"I GUESS I COULD WEAR MY SKI BOOTS ON THE PLANE." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THE DEAL IS GETTING HELD UP 'CAUSE SENATORS JOE MANCHIN AND KIRSTEN SINEMA KEEP ADDING
STIPULATIONS IT'S GETTING NUTS. RIGHT NOW THEY WON'T SIGN THE
BILL UNTIL KYRIE IRVING IS ALLOWED TO PLAY FOR THE NETS [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS, HERTZ JUST ANNOUNCED IT'S BUYING 100,000 TESLAS FOR ITS FLEET OF
RENTAL CARS. YUP. THEN TO GIVE HERTZ A TASTE OF
THEIR OWN MEDICINE, TESLA SAID, "SORRY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY TESLAS RIGHT NOW
IS A KIA RIO OKAY? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL WE HAVE
SORRY. AND WITH THIS RENTAL, YOU KEEP THIS CAR."
[ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM -- I MEAN, YOUR CAR NOW."
HEY, I READ ABOUT A MAN IN GEORGIA WHO'S FACING FEDERAL CHARGES AFTER HE SPENT OVER
$57,000 IN COVID RELIEF FUNDS ON A SINGLE POKEMON CARD [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WOW. HIS WIFE WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED IF SHE EXISTED
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S GONNA BE ROUGH WHEN HE GETS TO PRISON AND EXPLAINS
HE'S THERE BECAUSE HE LOVES SQUIRTLE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH OH, OH
>> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, GET THIS I HEARD ABOUT A GUY WHO BOUGHT A SIX FLAGS ANNUAL PASS.
HOW ABOUT THIS DEAL. YOU GET THE SIX FLAGS ANNUAL PASS, RIGHT?
THAT ALLOWS YOU TO GET UNLIMITED FOOD FOR $150. HE'S EATEN NEARLY ALL OF HIS
MEALS AT SIX FLAGS EVER SINCE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, ALL THE MONEY HE
SAVED IS NOW GOING TO DOCTORS TO GET HIS CHOLESTEROL DOWN FROM 1,000
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A MAN IN LITHUANIA BROKE A WORLD RECORD BY SITTING
UP TO HIS NECK IN A CONTAINER OF ICE FOR THREE HOURS [ AUDIENCE OOHS
THEN HE STOOD UP AND BROKE THE RECORD FOR MOST DISAPPOINTED GIRLFRIEND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. OH MY GOODNESS DO WE ALL LOVE HER OR DO WE
JUST ALL LOVE HER SO MUCH? OH, MY GOSH. SHE'S THE HOST OF HIT DAYTIME
TALK SHOW "THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW." HER NEW COOKBOOK "REBEL
HOMEMAKER: FOOD, FAMILY, LIFE" IS OUT NOVEMBER 2nd, DREW BARRYMORE IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: AWW, COME ON >> Jimmy: PLUS, I LIKE THIS
BOOK, TOO. HIS BOOK "MOBITUARIES: GREAT LIVES WORTH RELIVING" IS OUT ON
PAPERBACK NEXT WEEK, MO ROCCA IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND GREAT READY! GET SET! >> Steve: WHAT
* >> Jimmy: GET READY TO HAVE YOUR TROUSERS KNOCKED OFF!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY'RE NOT EVEN BRITISH
* THEY'RE FROM ITALY >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THEIR SONG "BEGGIN" -- THEIR SONG "BEGGIN" IS THE NUMBER ONE SONG ON THE ROCK AND
ALTERNATIVE RADIO, RIGHT NOW AND HAS OVER A BILLION STREAMS WORLDWIDE.
>> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ AIRHORN
EY, THAT'S A GOOD SONG >> Jimmy: THEY'RE OPENING FOR THE ROLLING STONES NOVEMBER 6th
IN LAS VEGAS THEY'RE MAKING THEIR U.S. TV DEBUT WITH US TONIGHT.
>> Steve: HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT
A PERFORMANCE FROM MANESKIN! * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? >> Steve: NO, I'D LOVE TO. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC
THEY WON "EUROVISION," RIGHT >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "EUROVISION.
AND THAT IS LIKE "AMERICA'S GOT TALENT" BUT THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO THE BAND AFTER THEY
WIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THEY ACTUALLY GO ON
AND DO SOMETHING >> Jimmy: THEY GO ON AND DO OTHER THINGS, YEAH
>> Steve: YEAH, SURE >> Jimmy: SO THIS THING IS A A GIANT INTERNATIONAL THING AND
THEY CRUSHED IT. AND THEY WON AND THIS SONG IS --
FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS, "BEGGIN." LISTEN TO THIS, RIGHT?
HOLD ON, IT'S LOADING. * * I'M BEGGIN'
BEGGIN' YO SO PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, BABY *
* I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YO SO PUT YOU
LOVING HAND OUT, DARLIN' * * RIDING HIGH WHEN I WAS KIN
I PLAYED IT HARD AND FAS 'CAUSE I HAD EVERYTHING * * I WALKED AWAY
YOU WON ME THE BUT EASY COME AN EASY GO AND *
* IT WOULD EN SO, ANYTIME I BLEE YOU LET ME G
YEAH * >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DID ALL THE INSTRUMENTS. >> Steve: VERY HIGH GUITAR >> Jimmy: YEAH -- NO, PLAY BASS
GUITAR >> Steve: BASS UP HIGH >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: GUITAR DOWN LOW. >> Jimmy: DOWN LOW >> Steve: SAX TO THE SIDE.
>> Jimmy: I ADDED A SAXOPHONE. THERE'S NO HORN PLAYER >> Steve: YEAH, WELL, THERE IS
IN YOUR HEAD >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN ALWAYS -- I MEAN, WE HAVE
A HORN SECTION HERE. >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TRY THAT
WHAT WOULD SOUND LIKE WITH SOME HORNS IN THERE * I'M BEGGIN' *
* >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT ONE, TWO, THREE. * BEGGIN'
BEGGIN' YO PUT YOUR LOVIN ARM AROUND ME *
* BEGGI BEGGIN YOU PUT LOVE *
* YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT GO ON TOUR
GO ON TOUR WITH MANESKIN >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: AND OPEN FOR THE
STONES THAT'S WHAT THEY NEED, A HORN SECTION.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CAN TAKE THEM FROM NUMBER ONE --
>> Steve: NUMBER - >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. GUYS, BEFORE WE GO ON, I'D LIKE
TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW 'CAUSE THEY DON'T ALWAYS
FIT IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS THAT'S A PROBLEM WE HAVE HERE. AND SO WE WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT WE MENTION ALL OF THEM. IT'S TIME FOR "'TONIGHT SHOW' SPONSORS."
* TONIGHT SHO SPONSORS
TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "LOWE'S: TO BE
HONEST, IT'S PROBABLY EASIER TO FIND A HOME DEPOT EMPLOYEE IN HERE."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: "GREAT CLIPS: FOR
LEGAL REASONS, WE HAVE TO START PUTTING THE 'GREAT' IN QUOTATION MARKS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "SPIRIT HALLOWEEN: IF YOU SQUINT REALLY HARD, YOU CAN SEE
WHERE THE SIGN USED TO SAY 'BEST BUY.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"VITAMIN WATER: WE JUST THREW A CHEWABLE VITAMIN IN SOME TAP WATER, BUT THANKS FOR MAKING US
BILLIONAIRES." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "H&M: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, WE
GIVE YOU A SHIRT FOR $4.99, AND YOU LEAVE AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "HELLMANN'S MAYONNAISE: IT'S THE CREAMIEST?
THE TASTIEST SORRY, IT'S HARD NOT TO MAKE OUR PRODUCT SOUND DISGUSTING."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE TANGIEST >> Steve: THAT'S YOU
THAT'S ALL YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S THE TANGIEST. >> Steve: THAT'S YOU
>> Jimmy: KEEPS YOUR BREAD -- KEEPS YOUR TOAST MOIST [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU GONNA WANT THAT MOIST TOAST. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: "MICHAELS: WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE THAT ONE WEEK YOU
THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO CRAFTS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE REMEMBER THAT?
THE HELL ARE THESE POP STICKS HERE FOR GONNA MAKE A LOG CABIN
>> Steve: WHY ARE THESE STYROFOAM BALLS AROUND >> Jimmy: "OLD EL PASO CRUNCHY
TACO SHELLS: 11 CRUNCHY SHELLS AND 1 THAT'S JUST SNAPPED IN HALF JUST TO REMIND YOU WHO'S
BOSS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "TOYOTA: WHEN YOU WANT A CAR
THAT SAYS, 'LOOK, I JUST NEEDED A CAR.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"WEIGHT WATCHERS: THE LEAST OPENED APP ON YOUR PHONE SINCE MARCH 2020."
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, "ELMER'S: WHETHER
YOU'RE GLUIN' OR SNIFFIN', WE JUST HOPE YOU'RE HAVIN' FUN OUT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL FOR "'TONIGHT SHOW' SPONSORS."
WE'RE PLAYING "WHAT'S BEHIND ME" WITH DREW BARRYMORE WHEN WE COME BACK!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED "WHAT'S BEHIND ME?"
MY PARTNER TONIGHT IS THE HOST OF THE EMMY-NOMINATED "THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW.
AND SHE HAS A NEW COOKBOOK OUT RIGHT NOW CALLED "REBEL HOMEMAKER: FOOD, FAMILY, LIFE,"
AVAILABLE NOVEMBER 2nd PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE AND ONLY DREW BARRYMORE!
* >> Jimmy: AH, I LOVE YOU, LOVE
YOU, LOVE YOU. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, DREW.
HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. DREW AND I WILL TAKE TURNS FACING OUR BACKS TO THE
CURTAIN. BEHIND THE CURTAIN WILL BE SOMETHING NEITHER OF US HAS
SEEN BEFORE. IT COULD BE PEOPLE COULD BE OBJECTS
COULD BE ANYTHING. ONCE THE CURTAIN OPENS, YOU HAVE TO PICK UP YOUR CARD AND
YOU HAVE 45 SECONDS TO TRY TO GET THE OTHER PERSON TO GUESS WHAT'S BEHIND THEM. YOU CAN SAY
ANYTHING YOU WANT OR USE GESTURES, YOU JUST CAN'T SAY ANY OF THE WORDS ON YOUR CARD.
DREW, YOU'LL BE GUESSING FIRST LET'S GET INTO POSITION. *
>> OH, MY GOSH I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M NOT KIDDING. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO SPIN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ME NEITHER OH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT. FACE ME, SO THAT THERE IS NOTHING -- YOU CAN'T SEE
NOW LET'S OPEN THE CURTAIN AND SEE WHAT'S BEHIND YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, VERY FAMOUS PAINTER. >> PICASSO MONET.
>> Jimmy: ON PBS >> OH, BOB ROSS. >> Jimmy: YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, HE IS PAINTING A -- A MAN WHO -- HE USED TO HOLD HIS HAND
IN HIS JACKET LIKE THIS. FRENCH >> IS THIS A CHARACTER OR
REAL-LIFE PERSON >> Jimmy: HISTORICAL FIGURE. >> HISTORICAL FIGURE
>> Jimmy: YES. >> NAPOLEON? >> Jimmy: YES.
>> OKAY, GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THEN THAT
GENTLEMAN IS DOING A NEW TYPE OF EXERCISE, KIND OF >> LIKE A TRX?
>> Jimmy: YES, CLOSE THEY DO IT AROUND CENTRAL PARK THEY DO IT WHEREVER YOU HAVE,
LIKE, PIPES AND THINGS YOU CAN HANG ON. >> PARKOUR
>> Jimmy: YES, YES THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT'S BOB ROSS PAINTING NAPOLEON DOING PARKOUR
[ DING ] ALL RIGHT! >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SEE?
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. IT'S FANTASTIC >> BY THE WAY, THAT WAS SO FUN
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY, NOW IT'S MY TURN
SO LET'S ROTATE. IT'S MY TURN TO GUESS, HERE WE GO
>> IS THAT WILL FERRELL? >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT WAS WILL.
THAT WAS WILL FERRELL. * >> I LOVE YOUR GLASSES,
QUESTLOVE. THEY'RE AWESOME. IT'S THE GREEN
I LOVE COLOR AND I MAKE MAKEUP AND EYEWEAR AND SO I'M ALWAYS LOOKING AT THE, LIKE, OPACITY
AND TONALITY * >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, THAT'S
RIGHT. BY THE WAY, WHAT IS YOUR -- THE BEAUTIFUL LINE
>> OH, THAT I'M LEANING ALL IN ON AND IT'S -- THERE'S A CHAPTER
IN THERE ABOUT ME DEVELOPING IT >> Jimmy: DID YOU SEE THIS
THIS IS LIKE -- DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING LIKE ALL COOL-LOOKING - >> THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED
>> Jimmy: FRYERS AND CORFEE POTS >> THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED
>> Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL. >> LIFE IN THE LAST FEW YEARS CHANGED ALL OF US.
SO I WANTED TO COME UP WITH A MORE LESS SCHMATTA, MORE LIVING SOLUTIONS-BASED, LIKE,
STRATEGY FOR THINGS THAT I WANTED TO MAKE AND I LOVE DESIGNING AND I'M
OBSESSED WITH THE THINGS THAT ARE FORCED TO BE OUT GARBAGE CANS AND, YOU KNOW, AIR
FRYERS >> Jimmy: COFFEE POTS. >> THE THINGS THAT ARE OUT THAT
WE'RE NOT PUTTING AWAY >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SPIN THE CHAIRS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND SO I WANTED TO TAKE A A SOFT FUTURE APPROACH
>> Jimmy: CAN'T HEAR YOU >> AND CREATE A TECHNOLOGICALLY DRIVEN LINE.
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T HEAR YOU [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT.
I CAN'T HEAR A THING LET'S SPIN BACK. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
BEAUTIFUL. >> -- I DON'T SEE OUT THERE IN THE MARKETPLACE, AND IT'S
DRIVEN ME TO BECOME MORE OF AN INVENTOR THAN, YOU KNOW, WANTING TO MAKE ANOTHER THROW
PILLOW BECAUSE I JUST THINK, LIKE, OUR PRIORITIES CHANGED
AND, SO, NOW I WANT TO INNOVATE RATHER THAN JUST DESIGN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THIS WAS THE MOST FULFILLING ENDEAVOR I HAVE EVER BEEN ON.
>> Jimmy: WELL, NOW IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER FULFILLING ENDEAVOR
I'M GOING TO TRY TO GUESS WHAT'S BEHIND ME >> THIS IS SO FUN, BECAUSE WE
JUST PLAYED LIKE ALL THOSE GAMES RECENTLY AND I'M ALL JUICED UP.
HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
LET'S GRAB THAT BLUE CARD, AND THEN LET'S OPEN THE CURTAINS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND TIME STARTS WHEN YOU START TALKING. *
>> OLIVE OYL'S HUSBAND IN THE CARTOON WAS? >> Jimmy: POPEYE
>> THERE WE GO AND, OH, IT'S LATE AT NIGHT. MY BONES ARE HURTING
I NEED A - >> Jimmy: MASSAGE. >> THANK YOU
AND SCOTTIE PIPPEN'S PARTNER WAS -- >> Jimmy: MICHAEL JORDAN
>> THERE YOU GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WOW! THAT'S FANTASTIC HI, MIKE
GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY >> MIKE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS A MASSAGE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, STILL WEARING HIS BULLS UNIFORM. >> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY -- HE LIKES TO GET RECOGNIZED, YOU
KNOW >> YEAH. AND POPEYE IS STILL IN HIS
GARB, TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND STILL SMOKING ALL THESE YEARS.
>> I KNOW, A CORN COB PIPE >> Jimmy: I THINK HE'S VAPING THESE DAYS
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, IT IS YOUR TURN
TO GUESS LET'S ROTATE THIS MOVING THING *
OUR WHOLE BUDGET WENT TO THIS. THAT WAS KIND OF A FUN MOVE. OUR WHOLE BUDGET WENT TO THIS
ROTATING STAGE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> A TURN ON THE TURN AND THEN
WE VOMIT >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE NEW FORMAT OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
I INTERVIEW YOU LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] EVERY QUESTION -- I ASK YOU
A QUESTION, THEY ROTATE, AND THEN YOU ANSWER. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT IS BEHIND
YOU, BUD [ CLEARING THROAT >> I'M VERY EXCITED.
>> Jimmy: OH I LOVE THESE I LOVE THESE -- THIS GROUP
UH, BRITISH -- BRITISH SUPERSTAR. >> ELTON JOHN?
RADIOHEAD. >> Jimmy: A GROUP. >> BEATLES, ROLLING STONES
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T SAY THEIR GENDER, BUT THEY'RE NOT BOYS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> SPICE GIRLS >> Jimmy: YEAH, CORRECT. SPICE GIRLS.
[ APPLAUSE ] THEY ARE STANDING IN WHERE YOU WERE JUST WITH THIS MIRACLE
WITNESS. >> PUMPKIN PATCH >> Jimmy: YES!
AND THEY'RE DRINKING WHAT HOLIDAY BEVERAGE >> EGGNOG?
>> Jimmy: NOT QUITE THAT HOLIDAY. WHAT HOLIDAY ARE WE IN NOW,
KIND OF? >> PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH! THE SPICE GIRLS.
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE DRINKING PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN
A PUMPKIN PATCH. I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I KNOW I KNOW YOU'RE SCARY. I KNOW
>> YEAH, YOU ARE >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT >> HOW GREAT IS IT THAT YOU
SAY, LIKE, BEATLES, ROLLING STONES NO, THE GIRLS.
THE SPICE -- THEY'RE NOT MEN SPICE GIRLS. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT MEN.
AND YOU GO, FIRST THING, "SPICE GIRLS. THEY'RE BIG.
THEY'RE POWERFUL YEAH >> CONGRATULATIONS, LADIES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL ROUND.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S ROTATE *
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S
BEHIND ME. HERE WE GO *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS IS AMAZING OKAY
SHE -- OH, GOSH. OKAY EVERY REFERENCE -- HARRY AND
WILLIAM'S GRANDMOTHER. >> Jimmy: THE QUEEN. >> YES
>> Jimmy: HER MAJESTY. >> YES [ APPLAUSE ]
"NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET" STAR - >> Jimmy: FREDDY KRUEGER
>> THANK YOU AND LEO ON THE BOW OF -- >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY
SO IT'S FREDDY KRUEGER AND THE QUEEN ON THE END OF TITANIC. >> BY THE WAY, MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE LOOKED AT MY CARD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OH, HI HER MAJESTY. OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT IS SO SCARY YOU LOOK VERY BEAUTIFUL, BUT THEY LOOK VERY FRIGHTENING
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. I THINK I GOT A LITTLE TOO
SWEPT UP IN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GOT SWEPT UP IN THE ROMANCE OF IT ALL.
>> I DID >> Jimmy: DREW BARRYMORE EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO DREW AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND GET THOSE FREDDOIES OUT OF HERE
FREDDY, YOU SCARED ME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE EMMY-NOMINATED HOST OF "THE DREW BARRYMORE SHOW.
SHE'S ALSO A "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLING AUTHOR, AND THIS IS HER NEW COOKBOOK RIGHT HERE,
"REBEL HOMEMAKER: FOOD, FAMILY, LIFE," WHICH COMES OUT NOVEMBER 2nd
PLEASE WELCOME, DREW BARRYMORE
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I KNOW, THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE
ISN'T IT AMAZING THE AUDIENCE IS HERE >> OH, MY GOSH
THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: A STANDING O THEY LOVE YOU.
HAVE A SEAT. WE HAVE LOTS TO TALK ABOUT >> THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, WE
WERE IN THE OTHER STUDIO, AND THIS IS JUST SO AMAZING TO SEE EVERYONE
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. >> OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET INTO IT, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO GET INTO
I'M GOING TO START WITH HALLOWEEN, BECAUSE I THINK I'M GOING TO SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE KIDS ARE GONNA HOOK UP.
>> THE PRODUCERS WERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR HALLOWEEN?
I WAS LIKE, "IRONICALLY, I'LL BE WITH JIMMY. >> Jimmy: WE'RE ACTUALLY
HANGING OUT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ARE THEY CARVING
PUMPKINS >> WE'VE BEEN CARVING PUMPKINS WE GOT -- THIS GUY, WEIRDLY,
GOT US A PUMPKIN AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH. AND WE COULDN'T CARRY IT
>> Jimmy: WAIT, SORRY. YOU WERE AT A PUMPKIN PATCH. >> YES
>> Jimmy: WE'RE NOT SURPRISED ABOUT THAT BUT THEN A GUY -
>> I LOVE THE PATCH. >> Jimmy: BUT THEN A GUY GOT YOU A PUMPKIN?
>> WEIRDLY, I HAVE THIS WHOLE LIFE LESSON WITH OLIVE ABOUT LETTING IT GO.
WE COULDN'T CARRY IT YOU'VE GOT TO, LIKE, MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH IT.
AND SHE REALLY DID AND THEN WE GOT TO THE CHECKOUT STAND AND THIS GUY WHEEL
BARROWED IT UP BUT WE BOTH STARTED CRYING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU ALREADY SAID GOODBYE TO THAT PUMPKIN >> AND SHE HAD, LIKE, LEARNED
TO LOVE AND LET GO AND THEN I STARTED CRYING AND THEN WE WERE LIKE, "IT'S A
A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE! >> Jimmy: MIRACLE! A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE, PLEASE.
>> AND THEN SHE HAD THIS BEAUTIFUL, LIKE, JESUS AROUND HIS NECK
AND I STARTED HAVING, LIKE, A RELIGIOUS MOMENT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> I DID >> Jimmy: LIKE JESUS BRINGING
YOU A PUMPKIN? >> YES, AND I WAS LIKE, "THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THEN HERE IS THE WEIRDEST THING. I WAS LIKE -- FIRST OF ALL --
THEN ALSO AS A PARENT, I STARTED SPIRALING. I WANTED TO BE LIKE, "I DON'T
KNOW, THIS ISN'T THE LESSON. THIS ISN'T THE LESSON! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THE LESSON WAS 'LET IT GO!' NOT 'YOU GET IT.'" >> Jimmy: YOU GET ANYTHING YOU
WANT >> SO I'M LIKE PARALYZED, AS A A PARENT, LIKE, NOT KNOWING HOW
TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION I WANT TO MAKE IT OKAY FOR HIM I WANT HER TO LEARN HER LESSON
I -- AND THEN ALSO I'M LIKE, "I GOT TO PAY YOU BACK. I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU.
HE'S LIKE "NO. AND I'M LIKE, "CAN I GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER JUST SO I CAN, YOU
KNOW, PAY YOU BACK AND SAY --? "NO. HE WANTED NOTHING.
>> Jimmy: WOW. AND THEN HE JUST WALKED ON WATER AWAY FROM YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YES 100%
>> Jimmy: IT WAS HIM OR PETER SELLERS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> CHAUNCEY GARDNER. >> Jimmy: CHAUNCEY GARDNER I KNEW YOU'D LIKE THAT ONE
>> THE HALLOWEEN MIRACLE >> Jimmy: THE HALLOWEEN MIRACLE.
SO YOU GOT A GIANT PUMPKIN >> YES [ APPLAUSE ]
AND THEN WE CARVED IT, AND WE SAVED ALL THE SEEDS AND WE HAD THIS WHOLE CEREMONY.
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, "WE CAN'T SEND HIM A PICTURE AND HE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING IN
RETURN," BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE'S A SAINT LITERALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S NOT REAL, YEAH. OF COURSE.
>> IF HE EVER HEARS THIS STORY, LIKE, YOU REALLY MADE ME AND MY DAUGHTER CRY
AND THE PUMPKIN IS BEAUTIFUL AND IT DID MAKE US BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
>> Jimmy: YEAH WHY NOT? "THE PUMPKIN MIRACLE."
I LOVE THAT. LOOK FOR IT NEXT HOLIDAY SEASON
[ LAUGHTER ] >> COMING TO HALLMARK CHANNEL. >> Jimmy: COMING TO HALLMARK
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR COOKBOOK I KNOW HOW HARD YOU WORKED ON
THIS THING I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE COOKBOOKS.
YOU HAVE A COOKBOOK COLLECTION WE BOTH HAVE READ COOKBOOKS TOGETHER
>> YOU AND I ARE BIG - >> Jimmy: I'M OBSESSED WITH COOKBOOKS.
>> EVER SINCE -- I MEAN, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS FELT LIKE THE CHEFS ARE ROCK STARS, AND I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
LIKE I'M VERY INTIMIDATED, BLOWN AWAY BY, AND LIKE, "THAT CHEF JUST WALKED IN!
>> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE IT. I THINK THEY'RE ALMOST LIKE
ATHLETES >> YES >> Jimmy: YOU COME HERE AND YOU
GO, LIKE, "OH, I CAN THROW A A FOOTBALL." AND YOU GOES, "NOT REALLY.
DREW BREES CAN THROW A A FOOTBALL AND THEN YOU'VE GOT A CHEF WHO
COMES ON YOU GO LIKE, "I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PASTA."
YOU GO, "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE --" IT'S JUST AMAZING.
>> WHO ARE YOUR HEROES AND A LOT OF MINE -- AND I ALSO THINK THE FOOD INDUSTRY IS SO
NURTURING, AND THEY TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER AND THEY TAKE CARE OF US AND THERE ARE
MEMORIES TO BE MADE AND FOOD IS A PRIVILEGE. SO IT'S JUST BEEN SOMETHING
THAT'S BEEN AT THE FOREFRONT OF MY UNIVERSE. BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO PRETEND TO
BE THE, YOU KNOW, ME AND MY KITCHEN. I'M SO NOT THAT GUY.
>> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO I PUT 300 OF MY PERSONAL
PHOTOGRAPHS. I WROTE THE WHOLE THING WITH PILAR.
IT'S VERY PERSONAL >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT REALLY --
>> AND I TOOK THAT PICTURE AND I WAS LIKE, "HOW CAN I MAKE A BOOK THAT ISN'T GOING TO GIVE
ME IMPOSTER SYNDROME INTO A WORLD I'M SO HUMBLE AND FREAKED OUT ABOUT?
AND, SO -- >> Jimmy: PILAR. >> IT'S VERY PERSONAL, WHICH
MADE IT TAKE SO MUCH MORE WORK >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU WERE LIKE, "I'M NOT JUST GOING
TO THROW SOMETHING OUT THERE JUST TO HAVE A COOKBOOK OUT THERE.
>> WRITING HUNDREDS OF PAGES THERE IS -- BY THE WAY, THERE'S ME AT THE PATCH.
>> Jimmy: WAIT THIS CAN'T BE -- THIS IS NOT THIS RECENT.
>> THAT'S A DIFFERENT PUMPKIN. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> YEAH.
THAT'S THE YEAR BEFORE >> Jimmy: DID A MAN GIVE THIS TO YOU
>> NO. AND GUESS WHAT THAT PUMPKIN DID NOT COME HOME
WITH ME. HE STAYED THERE IN THE PATCH >> Jimmy: SO YOU JUST GAVE IT
LOVE AND THEN LET IT BE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ANOTHER -
>> BECAUSE WHO IS CARRYING THAT THERE IS NO ONE TO HELP YOU.
IF YOU HAD A WHEEL BARROW. UNLESS THE SAINT COMES ALONG >> Jimmy: YEAH
UNLESS A MIRACLE COMES ALONG >> AND I LOVE FOOD, AND I LOVE COOKING, AND I -
>> Jimmy: I DID MAKE THIS ONE, BY THE WAY, THE PASTA. THE CREAMY, LIKE, LEMON AND THE
PEAS >> IT'S THE BEST IT'S A MASCARPONE.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHEESE TO COOK PASTA WITH, AND I LOVE ADDING THE -
>> Jimmy: AND THEY'RE ALSO THE BAND TONIGHT MASCARPONE IS HERE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BY THE WAY, TALK ABOUT, LIKE, I GOT SHY.
I SAW THEM IN THE HALLWAY AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, WOW THEY LOOK REALLY COOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY WERE SAYING THE SAME ABOUT YOU
>> OH, NO. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU ARE DOING A SUCH GREAT JOB ON THE SHOW
YOU KNOW I WATCH I'M A RELIGIOUS -- WATCH YOUR SHOW EVERY MORNING
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU BECAUSE WE WERE LAUNCHING IN A
A PANDEMIC YOU WERE SUCH A BROTHER AND GUIDER
>> Jimmy: NOBODY WOULD LAUNCH A SHOW DURING A PANDEMIC EXCEPT FOR YOU.
BUT YOU DID IT - >> AND WE DID THIS BOOK IN A A PANDEMIC
AND I THINK THIS IS JUST A A GREAT TIME TO NOT PRETEND, BUT PEEL BACK THE LAYERS AND BE
MORE OURSELVES THAN EVER AND CELEBRATE OUR LITTLE, BEAUTIFUL, WEIRD INDIVIDUALITY
AND CHEER EACH OTHER ON AND SHARE OUR LIVES AND EXPERIENCES.
I WAS SO OPTIMISTIC IN THE PANDEMIC WHEN PEOPLE WERE COOKING THE SAME THINGS
TOGETHER ONLINE TO HAVE SOME FORM OF COMMUNITY. THAT GAVE ME A SIGN LIKE, MAYBE
I SHOULD PROCEED WITH THIS PROJECT AND CREATE AN INTIMACY AND NOT A VENEER
>> Jimmy: YEAH IT IS VERY YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"REBEL HOMEMAKER." "REBEL HOMEMAKER" IS THE NAME OF THE BOOK.
NOVEMBER 2nd IT IS OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND ALWAYS WATCH "THE
DREW BARRYMORE SHOW" ON EVERY SINGLE MORNING MO ROCCA JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY I LOVE YOU TOO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN
EMMY WINNER AND A BESTSELLING AUTHOR HIS BOOK, "MOBITUARIES: GREAT
LIVES WORTH RELIVING" IS AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK NOVEMBER 2nd
AND YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE PLAY "FAIRY CAKES," WHICH IS RUNNING NOW THROUGH JANUARY 2nd AT THE
GREENWICH HOUSE THEATER. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, MO ROCCA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I HAVE MANY THINGS I
WANT TO DISCUSS WITH YOU YOU KNOW I LOVE "MOBITUARIES." AND I LIKE THE PODCAST AS WELL
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "FAIRY CAKES. LET'S JUST START WITH THAT
"FAIRY CAKES," HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH THIS AND WHAT -- WHAT PART DO YOU
PLAY >> WELL, THE PLAYWRIGHT, VERY FUNNY WRITER,
DOUGLAS CARTER BEANE, CALLED ME AND SAID, "I'VE WRITTEN A PLAY THAT'S A MASHUP OF CLASSIC
STORIES LIKE 'PINOCCHIO, 'SNOW WHITE,' 'CINDERELLA,' AND SHAKESPEARE'S 'A MISUMMER
NIGHT'S DREAM. AND I WANT YOU TO PLAY GEPPETTO."
THE GEPPETTO OF "PINOCCHIO." I WAS INTRIGUED. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THIS IS NOT
THE GEPPETTO WE GREW UP WITH RIGHT? OUR GRANDPARENTS' GEPPETTO -
THAT GEPPETTO, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, WAS A FAILED WOOD CARVER WHO MADE TERRIBLE TOYS.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE HAD NO SOCIAL LIFE. HE SPENT ALL OF HIS DAY CHASING
AROUND A SOCIOPATHIC PUPPET. YOU KNOW - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> AND ENDS UP BEING SWALLOWED BY A WHALE
THIS IS A VULNERABLE GEPPETTO. A SOULFUL GEPPETTO AND A SEXY GEPPETTO.
SO - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> THAT'S WHAT REALLY DREW ME
TO THE ROLE. >> Jimmy: WOW! AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> WE ARE REMAKING -
WE'RE RECLAIMING GEPPETTO ON OUR TERMS. >> Jimmy: YES, RECLAIM -
I ALSO WANT TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING EVERY TIME YOU COME
ON WE'LL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU COLLECT LIKE ART
HISTORY OR SOMETHING YOU COLLECT SOME OLD COOL THINGS
>> PRESIDENTIAL MEMORABILIA. >> Jimmy: YES, YOU LOVE PRESIDENTIAL MEMORABILIA, BUT
YOU HAVE A BUST OF GROVER CLEVELAND >> YES
>> Jimmy: AT YOUR -- IN YOUR HOUSE. >> WELL, RIGHT
SO, GROVER CLEVELAND IS -- I MEAN, BY FAR MY THIRD FAVORITE LATE 19th CENTURY PRESIDENT.
AND SO I HAD A BUST OF HIM - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DON'T PICK FAVORITES,
BUT, YEAH, OKAY. >> I HAD HIM IN MY APARTMENT FOR 20 YEARS
AND THEN I WENT FOR "CBS SUNDAY MORNING" TO DO A STORY, AND I INTERVIEWED THE GRANDSON OF
GROVER CLEVELAND, GEORGE CLEVELAND I SHOWED HIM A PICTURE OF MY
BUST OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GROVER CLEVELAND AND HE SAID, "THAT'S NOT MY
GRANDFATHER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I FELT LIKE -- IT FELT LIKE
I WAS IN ONE OF THOSE LIFETIME NETWORK MOVIES LIKE, THIS MAN THAT YOU THOUGHT
WAS A 19th CENTURY PRESIDENT IS NOT WHO YOU THOUGHT HE WAS >> Jimmy: YEAH
THIS IS THE BUST YOU HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE >> THIS IS RIGHT
FOR CHRISTMAS, WE PUT ORNAMENTS AROUND HIM >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, YOU
DECORATE IT FOCHRISTMAS. AS EVERYONE SHOULD >> HE'S GIGANTIC
AND I WENT ON -- AND I THOUGHT, "IF I ONLY I COULD GET ON ANTIQUES ROADSHOW.'"
AND THEY DO THE SPECIAL EPISODES DURING THE PANDEMIC AND THEY INVITED ME ON
AND I THOUGHT, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED THEM TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT
[ LAUGHTER ] AND ANYWAY, IT'S NOT WORTH A A LOT.
AS IN IT'S WORTH NOTHING IT IS JUST A BIG HUNK OF PAINTED PLASTER.
BUT TWITTER DID ACTUALLY A NICE THING AND AFTER WATCHING THIS, A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER
SORT OF SENT IN CLUES ABOUT WHO IT WAS PEOPLE THAT ARE REAL HISTORY
BUFFS. AND IT TURNS OUT THAT IT IS A FORMER NEW YORK -- NYPD
POLICE CHIEF NAMED RICHARD ENRIGHT, FROM THE PROHIBITION ERA, WHO HAD GREAT
A GREAT REPUTATION KIND OF A BADASS >> Jimmy: OH, GOOD
>> SO THAT'S WHO -- THAT'S WHO IS -- HE'S NOW MY SECURITY DETAIL, I GUESS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF HIM.
THAT'S FANTASTIC SEE, I LOVE -- ALL THIS STUFF WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO YOU
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE JUST AN - YOU'RE AN INTERESTING GUY, BUT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THINGS.
>> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND SO, YOU GO, "YEAH, SO I WANT TO FIND OUT
WHAT THIS IS." BUT THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT "MOBITUARIES."
DID THIS START AS A PODCAST? >> IT STARTED AS A POD -- IT STARTED AS A PODCAST, BUT I
KNEW WE WERE GOING TO DO A BOOK AT THE SAME TIME THE MATERIAL IS DIFFERENT FOR
THE PODCAST AND THE BOOK THERE IS SOME OVERLAP. BUT I'M JUST -- YOU KNOW, I
WENT WITH SUBJECTS, PEOPLE, AND THINGS - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- THAT I FEEL DIDN'T GET THE SENDOFF THEY DESERVED THE FIRST TIME
SO THERE ARE FAVORITE ENTERTAINERS IN THERE LIKE SAMMY DAVIS JR. WHO WAS, I
THINK, THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER OF THE 20th CENTURY, ALL-AROUND
MY CO-AUTHOR, JONATHAN GREENBERG, AND I ALSO DID MOBITUARIES FOR SITCOM
CHARACTERS THAT DISAPPEARED. THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED THE CHUCK CUNNINGHAM SYNDROME,
WHICH YOU MAY KNOW >> Jimmy: WHO -- NOW WHO IS CHUCK --
[ LAUGHTER ] CHUCK -- WAIT, WAIT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THANK YOU HE KNOWS >> Jimmy: I KNOW WHO HE WAS.
CHUCK -- WAS IT RON HOWARD'S BROTHER? >> OKAY, SO YES.
SO, RICHIE CUNNINGHAM, RON HOWARD, HAD AN OLDER BROTHER FOR THE FIRST --
[ LAUGHTER ] DOES THIS WORK THE FIRST TWO SEA -- OH, IT
DOES WORK. WOW. >> Jimmy: I NEVER KNEW IT
WORKED >> IT DOES >> Jimmy: THIS IS FANTASTIC.
LIKE WE'RE DOING AN OLD-TIMEY RADIO SHOW >> I KNOW.
I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT IT >> BOB AND RAY
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, YES, RICHIE CUNNINGHAM HAD AN OLDER BROTHER,
CHUCK CUNNINGHAM, ON THE FIRST FEW SEASONS OF "HAPPY DAYS." HE WAS KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR
DRIBBLING A BASKETBALL AND EATING A SANDWICH. HE DIDN'T REALLY DO MUCH ELSE.
>> Jimmy: NO >> THE FONZ, HE BECAME MORE AND MORE POPULAR
AND GARRY MARSHALL, THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW, WHO REALLY WAS KIND OF A GENIUS, SAID, "LOOK,
WHY WOULD RICHIE CUNNINGHAM GO TO ANYONE BUT THE FONZ FOR ADVICE ON DATING AND DEALING IN
HIGH SCHOOL? SO BASICALLY, CHUCK CUNNINGHAM, THE OLDER BROTHER, HAD TO DIE
FOR THE FONZ TO LIVE AND SO THEY BAS -- THEY JUST DISAPPEARED THE CHARACTER.
THEY NEVER EXPLAINED IT. HE JUST WENT UPSTAIRS ONE DAY AND JUST -- AND NEVER CAME
DOWN [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO
JUDY WINSLOW ON "FAMILY MATTERS. IN FEBRUARY OF 193 -- 1993 -
[ LAUGHTER ] -- AT GRANDMA WINSLOW'S WEDDING, WHICH WAS A VERY
SPECIAL EPISODE, JUDY WINSLOW, THAT CHARACTER, SHE -- SHE WENT DOWN THE AISLE AS A FLOWER GIRL
AND THEN SHE DISAPPEARED SHE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GOD, THEY DIDN'T BRING HER BACK AT ALL? >> RIGHT, AND REALLY THE BLAME
LIES WITH URKEL. BECAUSE URKEL -- >> Jimmy: HE WAS GETTING TO
FAMOUS >> URKEL HAD BECOME SO BIG THERE JUST WASN'T ROOM FOR A
A CUTE LITTLE SISTER SO THEY HAD TO VAPORIZE HER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THIS. THERE IS SO MANY MORE GREAT, FUNNY STORIES AND AWESOME
STORIES IN THIS. "MOBITUARIES." PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS BOOK, AND
GO CHECK OUT MO ROCCA, EVERYBODY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
-- IN "FAIRY CAKES," RUNNING NOW THROUGH JANUARY 2nd AT THE GREENWICH HOUSE THEATER!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM MANESKIN! COME RIGHT BACK!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MAKING THEIR U.S. TV
DEBUT PERFORMING THE GLOBAL HIT "BEGGIN," GIVE IT UP FOR MANESKIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* PUT YOUR LOVING
HAND OUT, BABY * * 'CAUSE I'M BEGGIN I'M BEGGIN', BEGGIN' YOU *
* SO, PUT YOUR LOVING HAND OUT, BABY I'M BEGGIN', BEGGIN' YOU *
* SO, PUT YOUR LOVING HAND OUT, DARLING * * RIDING HIGH
WHEN I WAS KING * * I PLAYED IT HARD AND FAST 'CAUSE I HAD EVERYTHING *
* I WALKED AWAY BUT YOU WARNED ME THEN * * BUT EASY COME
AND EASY G AND IT WOULD END * * SO, ANY TIME I BLEE
YOU LET ME GO * * YEAH, ANY TIME I FEED YOU GET ME KNOW *
* ANY TIME I SEEK YOU LET ME KNOW * * BUT I PLAN AND SE
JUST LET ME GO * * I'M ON MY KNEES WHILE I'M BEGGIN' *
* 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YO HEY YEAH *
* 'CAUSE I'M BEGGIN BEGGIN' YOU * * AND PUT YOUR LOVING
HAND OUT, BABY I'M BEGGIN', BEGGIN' YOU * * AND PUT YOUR LOVING
HAND OUT, DARLING * * I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAN TRIED SO HAR
TO BE YOUR MAN * * THE KIND OF MAN YOU WANT IN THE END *
* ONLY THEN CAN I BEGIN TO LIVE AGAIN * * AN EMPTY SHEL
I USED TO BE * * THE SHADOW OF MY LIFE WAS HANGING OVER ME *
* A BROKEN MA THAT I DON'T KNOW * * WON'T EVEN STAN
THE DEVIL'S CHANCE TO WIN MY SOUL * * WHAT WE DOING
WHAT WE CHASING * * WHY THE BOTTO WHY THE BASEMENT *
* WHY WE GOT GOOD STUFF DON'T EMBRACE IT * * WHY THE FEE
FOR THE NEED TO REPLACE ME * * YOU'RE THE WRONG WA TRACK FROM THE GOOD *
* I WANT TO PAINT A PICTURE TELLING WHERE WE COULD BE AT *
* LIKE A HEART AIN' ATTACHED THE WAY IT SHOULD * * YOU CAN GIVE IT AWA
YOU HA AND YOU TOOK THE PAY * * BUT I KEEP WALKING ON
KEEP OPENING DOORS * * KEEP HOPING FOR THAT THE CALL IS YOURS *
* KEEP CALLS ON HOL 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA LIV IN A BROKEN HOME *
* GIRL, I'M BEGGING MMM, YEAH * * I'M BEGGIN'
BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, BABY *
* I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU
LOVING HAND OUT, DARLING * * I'M FIGHTING HARD TO HOLD MY OWN *
* JUST CAN'T MAKE I ALL ALONE * * I'M HOLDING O
I CAN'T FALL BACK * * I'M JUST A CALM 'BOUT TO FADE TO BLACK *
* I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU * * PUT YOUR LOVING
HAND OUT, BABY * * I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU *
* SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, DARLING * * I'M BEGGIN'
BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, BABY *
* I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU
LOVING HAND OUT, DARLING * * I'M BEGGIN' BEGGIN' YOU *
* SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OUT, BABY * * I'M BEGGIN'
BEGGIN' YOU * * SO, PUT YOU LOVING HAND OU
DARLING * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MANESKIN
CATCH THEM OPENING FOR THE ROLLING STONES ON NOVEMBER 6TH IN LAS VEGAS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DREW BARRYMORE, MO ROCCA,
MANESKIN, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY BYE-BYE!