>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - OSCAR ISAAC,
JO FIRESTONE MUSCIAL GUEST, ALEC BENJAMIN AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1537 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT FEELS GOOD.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT. I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WE'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE A FULL CROWD
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING
AFTER NEARLY SIX YEARS, ADELE HAS FINALLY RELEASED A NEW SONG "EASY ON ME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT, ALL YOU HEARD AROUND THE WORLD WAS WINE
BOTTLES UNCORKING. [ BOTTLES UNCORKING [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP. RIGHT NOW EVERYONE IS PULLING UP NEXT TO EACH OTHER AT RED
LIGHTS WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES LIKE, "ADELE, YEAH IT'S FANTASTIC."
[ LAUGHTER ] IN THE MUSIC VIDEO, ADELE IS DRIVING A CAR IN BLACK AND
WHITE SINGING ABOUT THE PAST, WHILE AN UBER PASSENGER IN THE BACK SEAT IS LIKE, "YOU CAN
JUST LET ME OUT HERE I'M GOOD." [ LAUGHTER ]
"YOU WANT TO HEAR MY NEW BAND? "NOT REALLY. OKAY, SURE
SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS THE NEW HALLOWEEN MOVIE, "HALLOWEEN KILLS," IS OUT
TODAY. YEAH, YOU CAN TELL TIMES HAVE CHANGED BECAUSE NOW WE'RE ALL
ROOTING FOR THE GUY WEARING A MASK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
DON'T TAKE IT OFF. >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE,
MICHAEL MYERS IS A LITTLE OLDER. IN ONE BIG FIGHT SCENE,
JAMIE LEE CURTIS HURTS MICHAEL BY HIDING HIS BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATION
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A SCARY SCENE >> Steve: HE'S OLD, VERY OLD
>> Jimmy: IT'S A SCARY SCENE YEAH, HE'S LIKE, "I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE ONE AT 7:30."
>> Steve: "WHERE'S MY ARP CARD?" [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MICHAEL IS SO OLD, THE FILM ENDS WITH HIM PLAYING QUARTERBACK FOR THE TAMPA BAY
BUCCANEERS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: HEY. HEY. >> Jimmy: NO, MICHAEL IS SO
OLD, AT THE END, JEFF BEZOS SHOWS UP AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO SPACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S SOME GOOD JOKES COME ON, MAN
WHAT ELSE? SPEAKING OF HALLOWEEN, I SAW THAT A LIST CAME OUT FOR THE
MOST POPULAR COSTUMES FOR ADULTS THIS YEAR THEY ALSO PUT A LIST OF LEAST
POPULAR COSTUMES JUST CHECK THIS OUT. FOUND IT INTERESTING
>> THIS YEAR'S TOP COSTUMES FOR ADULTS INCLUDE WITCH, VAMPIRE,
GHOST, CAT, AND PIRATE AND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST, WE HAVE SEXY McRIB, SEXY
MITCH McCONNELL'S CHIN, AND SEXY CHESS PIECE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT "QUEEN'S GAMBIT" WOULD
BE THE NETFLIX SHOW EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: RATS NO, NOT ANYMORE. SOME POLITICAL NEWS.
AFTER PRESIDENT BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING DROPPED AS LOW AS 37%, A NEW CNN POLL HAS HIS
NUMBERS BACK UP TO 50. YEAH, SO BIDEN LOOKED LIKE HE WAS IN HIS 30s, BUT HE'S
ACTUALLY IN THE 50s. IN THE POLLING WORLD, THAT'S ALSO KNOWN AS A PAUL RUDD.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP. APPROVAL RATINGS ARE LIKE
iPHONE BATTERIES AT 50%, YOU'RE OKAY, AROUND 30 IS WHEN YOU START TO PANIC.
[ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS A NEW REPORT SAYS THAT AFTER
MONTHS WITHOUT WORKING DURING THE PANDEMIC, A LOT OF AIRLINE PILOTS ARE RUSTY
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN SORT OF TELL LISTEN TO THIS CAPTAIN'S
ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WE FOUND LISTEN
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING FROM THE -- UH, WHAT'S IT CALLED?
THE ROOM AT THE FRONT OF THE PLANE? [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, YEAH, THE PIT. ANYWAY, WE'RE CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF AS SOON AS I CAN WATCH
AN, UH, WATCH A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL ABOUT HOW TO DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, AND OUR FLIGHT'S BEEN CANCELED THANKS FOR CHOOSING SOUTHWEST.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. "THE PIT."
YEAH, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF AIR TRAVEL, VIRGIN
GALACTIC PLANS TO OFFER COMMERCIAL FLIGHTS TO SPACE, BUT THE START DATE WAS JUST
DELAYED BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO REFURBISH THE SPACECRAFTS. A REFURBISHED SPACECRAFT
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T EVEN LIKE IT WHEN SPECTRUM GIVES ME A REFURBISHED
CABLE BOX. [ LAUGHTER ] BRANSON IS LIKE, "JUST A FEW
REFURBISHES. THE COLOR OF THE SEATS, THE ROCKET, THE WINGS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AFTER LAST NIGHT'S GAME BETWEEN THE BUCCANEERS AND THE EAGLES,
I SAW THAT TWO PLAYERS DID A A JERSEY SWAP. BUT ONE OF THEM WAS HAVING A
A LITTLE TROUBLE WATCH THIS THIS IS REAL
GAMES. >> WHAT A DIFFERENCE
NOT JUST FOR ME, BUT AS A UNIT [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TRYING TO GET OUR RUN GAME
TOGETHER YOU KNOW, AFTER PRACTICES, COMING TOGETHER FOR AN HOUR.
AND FINDING WHAT RUNS WE LIKE AS A WHOLE [ LAUGHTER ]
AND LIKE I TELL EVERYBODY -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TOWARDS THE END, HE
WAS JUST LIKE -- "FORGET IT. I'LL JUST LIVE LIKE THIS ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN I'M CONVINCED I CAN CHANGE
MY PANTS WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY SHOES. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, TOM BRADY SNAPPED HIS FINGERS, AND HIS JERSEY FLEW ONTO A HANGER LIKE
MARY POPPINS [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS IS VERY
INTERESTING. I SAW THAT TWITTER WILL START TESTING ADS IN THE REPLY
SECTION OF TWEETS. AND SOME PEOPLE -- TARIQ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
* GO EASY ON ME, BABY I WAS STILL A CHIL DIDN'T GET
THE CHANCE TO FEEL * >> Jimmy: TARIQ, TARIQ, TARIQ. HEY, MAN
YO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUDE >> Tariq: I'M LISTENING TO ADELE'S NEW SONG, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I COULD TELL >> Tariq: SORRY, I KNOW YOU GOT TO TELL YOUR JOKES AND
EVERYTHING, BUT JUST GO AHEAD. DO YOUR THING, MAN >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AS I WAS SAYING, TWITTER IS GOING TO START TESTING ADS
A LOT OF PEOPLE -- HIGGINS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* GO EASY ON ME, BABY I WAS STIL A CHILD *
>> Jimmy: HIGGINS. HIGGINS! HEY, HIGGINS
HIGGINS. HEY. HIGGINS.
CUT IT OUT HIGGINS. >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: CUT IT OUT, DUDE >> Steve: I'M LISTENING TO ADELE'S NEW SONG
>> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING TO ADELE'S NEW SONG. I KNOW, WE ALL LOVE ADELE, BUT
CAN WE PLEASE KEEP IT TOGETHER WE HAVE OSCAR ISAAC ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, AND I DON'T WANT TO
EMBARRASS MYSELF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WAIT, OSCAR. NO, OSCAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * GO EASY ON ME, BABY I WAS STILL A CHIL
DIDN'T GET THE CHANCE * * I HAD NO TIME TO CHOOSE WHAT I CHOSE TO DO
SO GO EASY ON ME * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S GET TO THE
SHOW HAPPY FRIDAY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, WOW, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY, VERY BUSY MAN YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW
MOVIE "DUNE," WHICH IS OUT OCTOBER 21st [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I KNOW HE'S ALSO IN "THE CARD COUNTER," WHICH IS ON DEMAND
NOW. HE'S IN "ADDAMS FAMILY 2." [ CHEERS ]
AND HE STARS IN THE HBO SERIES, "SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE" WITH JESSICA CHASTAIN
OSCAR ISAAC IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ONE, THE ONLY.
>> Steve: COME ON! >> Jimmy: PLUS HER NEW COMEDY SPECIAL "GOOD TIMING WITH
JO FIRESTONE" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK THIS THING IS SO FUNNY, AND
IT'S FANTASTIC THE IDEA IS SHE TEACHES SENIOR CITIZENS HOW TO DO STAND-UP
COMEDY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN AT THE END THEY DO
A LIVE SHOW. AND IT IS -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Steve: IT IS GREAT. >> Jimmy: IT'S HEARTWARMING, BUT IT IS SO FUNNY
AND SHE'S JUST BRILLIANT JO FIRESTONE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: YEAH, COME ON! >> Jimmy: AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM ALEC BENJAMIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LIKE ALEC BENJAMIN. THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, ALL NEW
"THANK YOU NOTES." BUT I WANT TO DO A QUICK LITTLE MENTION HERE RIGHT NOW
THERE'S IS A NEW BOOK THAT I PICKED UP. YEAH, THIS WILL MAKE A GOOD
GIFT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS "MUSIC IS HISTORY" BY QUESTLOVE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS OUT TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19th, THIS BOOK COMES
OUT, SO PRE-ORDER IT RIGHT NOW BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT THIS
I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY GET THIS DONE BECAUSE YOU JUST DIRECTED AN
AWARD-WINNING DOCUMENTARY, BUT YOU DID THIS BASICALLY, IT GOES EVERY YEAR
FROM 1971 TO PRESENT OF, LIKE, THE BIGGEST SONGS OF THE YEAR OR MUSIC
>> Questlove: OR MY FAVORITE SONGS OF THAT YEAR >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND ALSO THE
TIMES, AND HOW IT REFLECTS THE TIMES. >> Questlove: IT'S A BOOK OF
PLAYLISTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A BOOK OF PLAYLISTS, AND GREAT STORIES
AROUND THE SONGS AND STUFF I DID NOT EVEN KNOW. LIKE, CERTAIN COOL THINGS ABOUT
THE POLICE I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YEAR -- I'M GOING TO GUESS.
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST YEAR THAT YOU'VE DISCUSSED IN THIS BOOK. READY?
CAN I WRITE IT DOWN? >> Questlove: SURE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
* >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE ANY PAPER, BUT I HAVE A TISSUE
THANKS [ SNEEZE ] OH
I DON'T WANT IT TO BLEED THROUGH THE NAPKIN
>> Steve: 37 B.C [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
QUESTLOVE, IN THIS BOOK OF YOUR MUSIC HISTORY, WHAT DO YOU - OH, I DID BLEED THROUGH THE
DESK [ LAUGHTER ] SHARPIE, THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE
DESK ALL RIGHT, QUESTLOVE, IN THIS BOOK OF MUSIC, "MUSIC IS
HISTORY," WHAT IS THE BIGGEST YEAR CHAPTER IN THE BOOK AND THEN I WILL REVEAL IT.
READY? TELL ME. >> Questlove: I WOULD PROBABLY
SAY '83, THE YEAR OF "THRILLER. [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
[ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: OVERBID. IT WAS '83 "THRILLER."
I THOUGHT "THRILLER," PRINCE >> Questlove: YEAH, I MEAN, '84 WAS -- BUT, YOU KNOW, I
TALKED ABOUT WHY "THRILLER" WAS BIG. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACLTY.
NOT WHEN THE HITS STARTED COMING OUT >> Questlove: YEAH, NOT BEFORE
HE WAS A MEGASTAR, BUT THE BUILDUP TO IT. >> Jimmy: WELL, I WAS VERY
CLOSE. >> Questlove: YEAH, YOU GOT IT >> Jimmy: BUT I'M PSYCHED ABOUT
THIS, BUD. THIS COMES OUT TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19th
AND THIS IS JUST AWESOME >> Questlove: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: CONGRATS, MAN. LOVE IT. THE DUDE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
WELL, GUYS, IT'S WEEK SIX OF THE NFL SEASON, AND THIS SUNDAY NIGHT'S GAME FEATURES THE
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS FACING OFF AGAINST -- YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE --
>> Steve: I BET IT WOULD, YEAH OR HAIRSPRAY >> Tariq: OH MY GOD, YOU JUST
MESSED UP, MAN >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> Tariq: COME BACK AND CHECK
ON THE DESK TOMORROW MORNING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY
DID I MESS IT UP >> Steve: YOU GOT IT OFF THERE, RIGHT?
* [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I JUST DON'T WANT --
I DON'T WANT PEACOCK SUING ME OR WHATEVER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, I KIND OF GOT IT OFF IT KIND OF WORKED, YEAH. >> Steve: I THINK IT'S TAKING
OFF VARNISH. >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT RIGHT? >> Steve: NO
IT'S GREAT IT LOOKS GREAT BUFF IT AND --
>> Jimmy: 1983 WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S KIND OF FUNNY >> Steve: I THINK QUEST WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE
CREATED, AND YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE HEARD 'EM. OH, THERE YOU GO
>> Jimmy: WHO GOT HURT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THE DESK
>> Steve: NO WHEN PEOPLE HEARD THE MUSIC. QUEST WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN
THE MUSIC WAS MADE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THAT'S MY BOOK I'M PUTTING OUT IS WHEN
PEOPLE ACTUALLY HEARD THE MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: IT'S CALLED "I HEARD THE MUSIC. LISTENING TO THE RADIO IN MY
BEDROOM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, "I WASN'T AHEAD OF MY TIME" BY JIMMY FALLON.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIVE LIFE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
>> Steve: I WAS OF MY TIME. >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET ALL THIS OUT
>> Questlove: THIS SHOULD BE THE ENTIRE SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT -- HOLD ON A SECOND
>> Steve: WHAT WAS THAT? YOU WIPED SOMETHING OFF THE DESK
WHAT DOES THE DESK SAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING ] *
>> Steve: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, EVERYBODY
WE HAD IT PLANNED OUT THE WHOLE TIME >> Steve: THE DESK KNEW.
>> Jimmy: WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE THE SHOW. AM I CORRECT
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, IT IS WEEK SIX OF THE NFL SEASON, AND THIS SUNDAY
NIGHT'S GAME FEATURES THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS FACING OFF AGAINST THE PITTSBURGH
STEELERS >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: NOW, AS YOU KNOW AT
THE END OF EVERY SEASON, THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, BUT THEY ALSO
GIVE OUT AWARDS DURING THE SEASON I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO
* >> Jimmy: THE FIRST PLAYER IS
FROM THE SEAHAWKS. THIS IS COLBY PARKINSON. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO
ONLY POST PICTURES OF HIMSELF JUMPING OFF WATERFALLS IN COSTA RICA
[ LAUGHTER ] "COSTA'S THE BOMB, DUDE. THIS NEXT ONE FROM THE STEELERS
IS B.J. FINNEY HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO HAVE DRIVEN A TRACTOR TO PROM.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS DAKOTA SHEPLEY
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO JOIN YOU IN THE HOTEL'S HOT TUB, AND SAY, "LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
ABOUT TO MAKE SOME BEAUTIFUL SOUP." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: REALLY WOW, THAT'S AN AWARD >> Jimmy: IT'S A RARE AWARD.
THEY RARELY GIVE IT OUT. NEXT UP FROM THE STEELERS IS DEREK TUSZKA
HE WAS VOTED FELICITY-EST. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS
JAMARCO JONES. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE CHECKING THE DEPARTURES BOARD
IN THE SOUTHWEST TERMINAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE JOKING
NEXT UP FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS CODY BARTON. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO
TELL STRANGERS ON THE BUS, "SMILES ARE HOW TEETHS BREATHE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: TEETHS >> Jimmy: NEXT UP FROM THE
SEAHAWKS IS WILL DISSLY. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO COME IN EIGHTH PLACE IN
A WOODY HARRELSON LOOKALIKE CONTEST. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT UP FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS JAKE CURHAN. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO
BITE A QUARTER TO SEE IF IT'S REAL, THEN JUST EAT THE QUARTER.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS D.K. METCALF.
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO ASK HIS BARBER FOR MOMOA EYEBROWS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON BACK
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. TODAY IS FRIDAY. HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FRIDAY IS WHEN I USUALLY CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF, I
GOT TO BE HONEST YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, ONLY ON FRIDAYS.
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND RETURN SOME EMAILS AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT
THANK YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND
TODAY, SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU
NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. VERY NICE OF THEM. >> Jimmy: JAMES, CAN YOU GIVE
ME SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? *
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT HAS A GOOD JAM TO IT. >> Steve: YEAH
* >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BLUE ORIGIN SPACE FLIGHT TEAM FOR
LOOKING LIKE YOU TOOK YOUR OFFICIAL PHOTO AT A SEARS PORTRAIT STUDIO.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, RESIDENTS OF THE TOWN IN "HALLOWEEN" MOVIES FOR
CONTINUING TO LIVE THERE EVEN THOUGH THERE'S BEEN A FESTIVE SLASHER ON THE LOOSE FOR
40 YEARS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOW BAD COULD IT -- THIS COULD
BE THE YEAR HE DOESN'T >> Steve: "THIS HOUSE ONLY COSTS $10,000.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "THEY'LL GIVE US $10,000?"
>> Steve: "TO LIVE THERE." * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PEOPLE WHO
LEAVE OUT A BOWL OF CANDY ON HALLOWEEN FOR BASICALLY SAYING, "I'M SURE YOU LOOK FUNNY OR
SCARY, OR WHATEVER JUST TAKE A TWIX AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M OVER IT. I'M OVER IT.
* THANK YOU, PATIO HEATERS, FOR COMING IN TWO STYLES, STREET
LAMP AND INDIANA JONES TEMPLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M ON VACATION.
>> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE IRISH [ LAUGHTER ]
PADDY O'HEATERS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
>> Steve: WHO ARE YOU THANKING NOW? >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT?
[ LAUGHTER ] I WRITE OUT THE THANK YOU NOTES.
I PUT THEM IN THE ENVELOPE THEY GET SENT TO THE - >> Steve: THE PEOPLE WHO YOU
THANK. >> Jimmy: THE PROPER -- YEAH >> Steve: PEOPLE, YEAH
>> Jimmy: CORRECT. OR THINGS OR - >> Steve: OR WHOLE TOWNS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THIS ONE I THINK YOU'LL REALLY ENJOY. >> Steve: I'M WAITING FOR IT
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU WILL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] *
THANK YOU, SARAN WRAP, FOR ALWAYS BEING ONE SMALL TUG AWAY FROM BEING COMPLETELY USELESS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: IS THIS THE LAST ONE >> Jimmy: NO
>> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MELLOW CREAM PUMPKINS FOR BEING CANDY CORN THAT WENT INTO WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AH, THAT'S A GOODIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: CANDY CORN >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
* THANK YOU, HAYSTACKS, FOR LETTING PEOPLE DECORATE THEIR
HOUSE WITH HORSE FOOD. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THOSE ARE THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OSCAR ISAAC.
YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW
MOVIE, "DUNE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS, IMAX AND HBO MAX, OCTOBER 21st
AND HE STARS IN "THE CARD COUNTER", WHICH IS ON DEMAND, NOW.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, OSCAR ISAAC!
HAPPY FRIDAY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING
BY AND COMING BACK I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
THERE'S SO MANY PROJECTS THAT I WANT - >> A LOT OF CONTENT.
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU, MAN.
THANKS FOR DOING THAT BIT, BY THE WAY, EARLIER IN THE SHOW YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
BUT YOU HAVE "ADDAMS FAMILY 2. YOU HAVE "THE CARD COUNTER." >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHICH I WANT TO GET INTO >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "DUNE. >> MM-HMM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SCENES FROM A A MARRIAGE."
I'M NOT COMPLETELY FINISHED WITH IT YET. YOU'RE SO GOOD IN THAT THING,
AND JESSICA IS SO GREAT IN THIS THING. GOD, YOU GUYS CRUSHED THAT ONE
>> IT'S HEAVY. IT'S HEAVY STUFF >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S HEAVY STUFF
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT, I MEAN, WHEN YOU DO THESE INTENSE SCENES, DO --
WHAT DO YOU DO TO JUST UNWIND OR JUST GO LIKE, "I JUST NEED A BREAK?
OR DO YOU SIT IN YOUR TRAILER OR WHAT DO YOU - >> YEAH, WELL, WE HAD THESE
ROOMS, LIKE GREENROOMS, BECAUSE WE WERE JUST FILMING IN THIS -- IT'S LIKE AN OLD WAREHOUSE
IT'S A STUDIO NOW, UP IN THE BRONX. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND -- AND SO WE HAD THESE TWO LITTLE ROOMS WITH OUR INDIVIDUAL LITTLE SETUPS IN
THERE. AND SO, SOMETIMES, JESSICA AND I WOULD SIT ON HER COUCH AND
HAVE TEA AND WATCH "THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW YOU -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "GREAT BRITISH
BAKE-OFF." >> YEAH, YEAH. AND THEN SOMETIMES -
>> Jimmy: IT IS CALMING. >> IT'S REALLY CALMING - >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> -- AND SWEET AND NICE PEOPLE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST.
>> YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE HEARING THAT STORY.
THAT'S HOW - >> AND THEN, SOMETIMES WE'D LEAVE THE POTATO CHIPS IN
"SUCCESSION" THAT WE WOULD WATCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: DUDE, I'M GETTING -- I'M GETTING READY FOR "SUCCESSION.
>> I CAN'T WAIT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? IT'S GOING TO BE -- IT'S GOING
TO BE GOOD CAN I TALK ABOUT "DUNE" FOR A SECOND, AS WELL?
NOW, "DUNE", IT'S MASSIVE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET
INVOLVED WITH THIS ARE YOU A FAN OF THE BOOK? ARE YOU A FAN OF THE FILM?
>> THERE'S A BOOK? [ LAUGHTER ] DID THEY MAKE -- DID THEY MAKE
A BOOK OUT OF IT ALREADY THEY'RE FAST >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE BOOK CAME
AFTER THE MOVIE. >> THEY MAKE THEM FAST NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HOW DID YOU
GET INVOLVED IN THAT DID THEY CALL YOU AND THEY GO, "HEY, WE LOVE YOU?
>> NO. I CALLED -- I WRITE TO DENIS, AND I SAY, "HEY, I HEAR YOU'RE
DOING 'DUNE. BIG FAN OVER HERE. AND THEN HE WROTE BACK, "SO
YOU'RE A FAN OF 'DUNE? INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS IT. DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING FOR TWO YEARS.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE JOKING. >> NO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WORST
>> AND HE REACHED OUT AND SAID THAT, "YOU KNOW, HERE'S THE SCRIPT
I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHERE YOU FIT INTO IT. YOU KNOW, READ IT.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK." AND, SO I READ IT -- AND I ALREADY HAD A SENSE THAT, LIKE
DUKE LETO, THE DAD, THAT'S KIND OF - YOU KNOW, THE WAY HE'S EVEN
DESCRIBED IN THE BOOK, IS OLIVE SKINNED, AND, YOU KNOW, THE HIGH CHEEKBONES.
AND I JUST -- I KNEW THERE WAS A BEARD WAITING TO BE EXPLORED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE BEST BEARD GAME IN THE BUSINESS >> HE WALKS IN BEARD FIRST
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ANY ROOM.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND SO, I WAS READY TO UNLEASH THAT ONE
>> Jimmy: BUT WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, YOU WERE LIKE THIS, SANS BEARD.
>> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: AND THEN I SEE YOU WITH A BEARD, AND, MAN, I WAS
LIKE JEALOUS YOU HAVE A - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THANKS MAN. >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS WANT -- READY TO SEE THIS?
YOU MUST -- YOU'RE OLD GUY, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: NO, I GOT A PATCHY
>> HM. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY BIG. QUEST, COULD I GET A DRUM ROLL,
PLEASE, FOR THIS BEARD [ DRUM ROLL THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT
ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT
YOU GOT TO REALLY -- >> THAT'S SUPER "DUNE" OVER
THERE. >> Jimmy: TARIQ'S GOT A GOOD BEARD.
[ APPLAUSE ] HE'S GOT A GOOD BEARD GAME GOING.
BUT THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT THERE "DUNE" BEARD IS WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. AND I KNOW YOU -- IN THE FILM, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET IS YOUR SON.
>> HE'S MY LITTLE BOY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS MY LITTLE BOY.
>> HE'S MY SWEET LITTLE BABY BOY. [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW DID YOU GUYS BOND? YOU AND -- >> I JUST WOULD HOLD HIM A LOT
[ LAUGHTER ] STROKE HIM >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY.
>> HE WAS THE BEST, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, I CAN'T JUST BE LIKE, "I'M YOUR DAD.
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. >> HE'S GOT TO TREAT ME LIKE THAT
YOU KNOW AND IT'S THAT OLD ADAGE OF, YOU KNOW, FROM THEATER SCHOOL,
WHERE IT'S LIKE, THE KING DOESN'T SHOW THE AUDIENCE WHO THE KING IS.
IT'S THE COURT - >> Jimmy: YES. >> -- THAT TELLS THE AUDIENCE
WHO THE KING IS. >> Jimmy: AH >> YOU KNOW, IT'S 'CAUSE --
IT'S HOW EVERYBODY ELSE ACTS >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> AND SO HE, IMMEDIATELY, JUST
LIKE WENT THERE WITH IT AND, YOU KNOW, IT JUST SHOWS WHAT A, YOU KNOW, TALENTED AND
BEAUTIFUL ACTOR HE IS. >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- I WAS GOING TO SAY, DID YOU PLAY HIM
ANY LULLABIES THAT YOU PLAY FOR YOUR SON [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE PLAYED -- WE PLAYED A LOT OF MUSIC >> Jimmy: YEP.
>> WE DID, WE DID. HE WAS PLAYING A LOT OF GUITAR AT THE TIME.
SO WE WOULD, YOU KNOW, WE'D TRADE SOME SONGS BACK AND FORTH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I KNOW YOU -- I KNOW YOU'RE A MUSICIAN BUT, I MEAN, YOU PLAY -- YOU
PLAY SOME LULLABIES FOR YOUR -- FOR YOUR SON >> I DO.
I DO >> Jimmy: YEAH DOES YOUR WIFE -
>> WELL, I USED TO HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HE'S OUT >> HE'S OUT. HE'S NOT INTO IT ANYMORE
>> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT WERE THE SONGS ABOUT? >> YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE ALL THE
OLD CRAP, YOU KNOW LIKE, "WHEELS ON THE BUS" AND THE --
>> Jimmy: CLASSICS >> YEAH, THEY'RE THE CLASSICS. YEAH, HE JUST WANTS TO HEAR THE
HITS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO HE LIGHTS A
A LIGHTER. HE'S LIKE -- >> YEAH, AND -
>> Jimmy: "I'M TIRED I HEARD THIS --" >> I GOT A LOT OF ORIGINALS, BUT HE'S JUST,
YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST NOT AS INTO THEM >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE
ORIGINALS? >> YOU KNOW, "ELEPHANTS ARE KIND TO PEOPLE."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> "THE HIPPOPOTAMUS SONG. ALTHOUGH THAT ONE, THE LITTLE GUY IS REALLY INTO, AND I FEEL
LIKE HE'S COMING AROUND TO IT NOW, THE OLDER ONE >> Jimmy: "THE HIPPOPOTAMUS?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND IT'S JUST YOU ON GUITAR?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH >> AND SINGING
>> Jimmy: WELL, I'M JUST SAYING BECAUSE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YOU WANT ME TO SING YOU A A LULLABY? >> Jimmy: YES.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR "THE HIPPO SONG"? >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SING ME
A LULLABY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WANT "THE HIPPO SONG.
>> Jimmy: HERE HERE'S A PICK, RIGHT HERE. >> OH, THERE'S A PICK, TOO
ALL RIGHT. EUGENE AND MADS. WELL, HERE'S THE THING
I REMEMBER I PLAYED IT FOR JESSICA'S DAUGHTER, AND SHE STARTED CRYING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NO >> SO, IT CAN BE INTENSE
>> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO IT'S GOT, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LITTLE BOYS, SO --
>> Jimmy: I'LL GO IN WITH AN OPEN MIND. *
>> YEAH, IT'S "THE HIPPO SONG. IT'S ABOUT THE HIPPOPOTAMUS. THE MOST DANGEROUS LAND ANIMAL
IN THE WORLD * HIPPOPOTAMU HIPPOPOTAMUS
HIPPOPOTAMUS AHH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I'M A HIPPOPOTAMU
I LIKE SWIMMIN BUT I'M DANGEROUS * * IF YOU GE
TOO CLOSE TO ME * * I MIGHT JUS BITE YOUR FEET OFF *
* HIPPOPOTAMU HIPPOPOTAMUS * * HIPPOPOTAMU
HIPPOPOTAMUS * * I'M A HIPPOPOTAMU HIP AND FAT AND DANGEROUS *
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND * * I MIGHT JUS BITE YOUR HAND *
* HIPPOPOTAMU HIPPOPOTAMUS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THIS JAM! * HIPPOPOTAMU
HIPPOPOTAMUS * * >> Jimmy: OSCAR ISAAC'S "THE
HIPPOPOTAMUS SONG. OSCAR ISAAC! MORE WITH OSCAR, AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HERE WITH OSCAR ISAAC.
COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
HIS MOVIE, "THE CARD COUNTER", IS ON DEMAND NOW "THE CARD COUNTER", YOU PLAY A
A GUY WHO IS ACTUALLY A MASTER AT AT HOW TO COUNT CARDS AND GOES CASINO TO CASINO --
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: -- WINNING LITTLE AMOUNTS OF MONEY
>> JUST A LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE A LIVING
>> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: PAUL SCHRADER. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DIRECTOR >> THE GREAT PAUL SCHRADER >> Jimmy: I MEAN, DUDE, "TAXI
DRIVER", "RAGING BULL. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: COME ON, HE'S
A LEGEND PRODUCED BY SCORSESE >> MM-HMM.
>> Jimmy: YEAH NOT TOO SHABBY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY CARDS
AT ALL OR JUST ACTING. >> A LITTLE BIT. A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, POKER.
>> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT OF POKER >> Jimmy: HO, WOW.
DID YOU GAMBLE DURING THE MOVIE? >> SO WE SHOT IN AN ACTUAL
CASINO THE ACTUAL CASINO'S IN BILOXI, MISSISSIPPI.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IN BETWEEN TAKES, I'D GO AND SIT WITH THE LOCALS AND
PLAY A LITTLE BIT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND ARE YOU GOOD >> BET LOW, LOSE LOW >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] TIFFANY HADDISH IS IN THIS >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE LOVE -- WHO IS, SO FUNNY, BUT IN THIS MOVIE, DRAMATIC ROLE.
>> YEAH, IT'S A ROLE, YOU KNOW, SHE DOESN'T REALLY GET TO PLAY OFTEN, AND SHE'S JUST SO GREAT
IN IT. SOMETHING -- I GO, "I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE
TIFFANY HADDISH. >> I MEAN -- I SAID TO HER IT'S LIKE -- WELL, THE FIRST THING
SHE SAID WHEN I WAS LIKE, "HI, TIFFANY, HOW YOU DOING?" SHE'S LIKE, "SUCCESSFUL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER, YEAH
YOU GUYS ARE SUCCESSFUL. >> IMMEDIATELY, I WAS LIKE, "I LOVE THIS PERSON."
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE JUST EXUDES SUCH A A VIBRANCY
IT'S LIKE, I IMAGINE IT WAS LIKE WHAT MEETING JESUS WAS LIKE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW?
WHERE YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "I'LL FOLLOW YOU I FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO BE
AROUND THAT LIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE DOES HAVE A GOOD
MAGNETISM. >> LIKE A SEXY JESUS >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
>> LIKE A REALLY SEXY JESUS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. DO YOU WANT TO SET UP WHAT "THE
CARD COUNTER" IS ABOUT >> WELL, YEAH. LIKE YOU SAID, IT'S ABOUT THIS
MAN WHO WENT TO PRISON AND LEARNED HOW TO COUNT CARDS AND WHEN HE GETS OUT, HE FEELS
THAT HE STILL DESERVES PUNISHMENT FOR THE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HE DID
IT'S A DARK MOVIE. THIS IS PAUL SCHRADER, AGAIN >> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T LIKE A A FLASHY, FUN CASINO MOVIE IT'S HEAVY STUFF, BUT REALLY
MOVING, I THINK. AND ANYWAY, HE'S GIVEN HIMSELF OVER TO THIS LIKE PURGATORIAL
EXISTENCE, WHERE HE JUST GOES AND, YOU KNOW, PLAYS THESE CARDS AND JUST KIND OF IS GOING
TO RUN OUT THE CLOCK ON HIS LIFE AND THEN HE MEETS THESE TWO
PEOPLE THAT GIVE HIM A WINDOW INTO POSSIBLE REDEMPTION >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S REALLY
GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S OSCAR ISAAC IN "THE CARD
COUNTER. TAKE A LOOK.
>> YOU MIND TRYING TO JUSTIFY WHAT WE DID? NO
NOTHING. NOTHING CAN JUSTIFY WHAT WE DID.
YOUR FATHER UNDERSTOOD THAT. IF YOU WERE THERE, YOU COULD UNDERSTAND
OTHERWISE, THERE'S NO UNDERSTANDING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY.
"THE CARD COUNTER" IS ON DEMAND NOW. CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, BUDDY.
>> THANK YOU, BUDDY. >> Jimmy: OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH JO FIRESTONE COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO HAS A BRAND NEW SPECIAL CALLED "GOOD TIMING WITH
JO FIRESTONE," WHICH IS STREAMING, RIGHT NOW, ON PEACOCK.
PLEASE WELCOME JO FIRESTONE, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: JO FIRESTONE, I'M SO
HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE ON THE SHOW YOU KNOW, WE'VE KNOWN EACH
OTHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW >> YES, YOU USED TO BE MY BOSS >> Jimmy: WELL, KIND OF.
WELL, YOU -- YES, YOU WROTE ON OUR SHOW >> YES
>> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE -- YOU WERE BACKSTAGE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU PERFORMED STAND-UP ON THE SHOW, SO YOU WERE IN FRONT OF THE
STAGE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU DID STAND-UP
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE DOING SIT-DOWN
>> WELL, LOOK AT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT AMAZING,
RIGHT? >> ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? >> Jimmy: IT'S SOMETHING
UNBELIEVABLE >> FROM DESK TO DESK >> Jimmy: I LOVE -- I LOVE THE
SPECIAL SO MUCH. I WANT TO GET INTO IT, BECAUSE -- BUT I -- I DON'T
KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF EXPERIMENTAL COMEDY, STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWS,
AND DIFFERENT COMEDY SHOWS >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT, MAYBE,
YOU COULD GIVE AN EXAMPLE. ONE IS A VERY INTERESTING SHOW THAT YOU PERFORMED, AND MADE
AND CREATED, CALLED "THE LAST TO LEAVE SHOW. >> YEAH, THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
>> Jimmy: YES, CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO WHAT HAPPENED WAS, IT WAS
A -- IT WAS A SIX-HOUR LONG COMEDY EXPERIMENT. >> Jimmy: HM
>> ALL RIGHT, SO I TRIED TO GET THE MOST BORING COMEDY LINED UP, REALLY AWFUL
I GOT ONE GUY TO JUST TALK ABOUT MILK OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN -- AND THEY -- BUT PEOPLE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO
LEAVE -- >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> -- OR CHECK THEIR PHONES, GO
TO THE BATHROOM. >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND IF THEY MADE IT THROUGH
THE WHOLE THING, THEY GOT $100 >> Jimmy: BIG PRIZE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. WELL, BACK THEN -- YOU KNOW, AND SO THEN -- SO THEN,
BASICALLY SIX HOURS GO BY. FINALLY THERE'S ONLY TWO GUYS LEFT, OKAY
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND NEITHER ONE IS CONCEDING.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND SO THEN WHAT HAPPENS, IS -- THEY -- WE DECIDE, "OH, HOW
ABOUT EACH OF YOU PICK A A REPRESENTATIVE WE'LL HAVE AN ARM WRESTLE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHOEVER WINS THE ARM WRESTLE WINS IT.
>> Jimmy: SO THEY PICK A REP - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO THEY ARM WRESTLE
EACH OTHER >> NO, NO. THEY WERE BOTH -- THEY WERE
BOTH WEAK, AND SO THEY PICKED STRONG [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO THEY EACH PICKED THE STRONGEST PERSON >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO THEY -- YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S TAKING OFF THEIR SHIRT.
IT'S NASTY >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND SO THEN, WHAT HAPPENS IS ONE GUY WINS THE ARM WRESTLE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THAT GUY, HE'S LIKE, "I WON, I WON $100. EVERYBODY PICKS HIM UP, STARTS
CARRYING HIM OUT OF THE THEATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THAT'S WHEN HE REALIZES HE'S NOT GOING TO BE THE LAST TO LEAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS GENIUS >> AND SO HE STARTS CLAWING AT
THE WALLS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE OTHER GUY REALIZES HE'S
ACTUALLY WON THE $100. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S HAVING THE TIME OF HIS
LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S GONE FROM ZERO TO 60, AND
THE WHOLE -- AND THE WHOLE THING ENDED WITH EVERYBODY FEELING A LITTLE BIT UPSET
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. JO, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR --
YOUR SPECIAL "GOOD TIMING," WHICH IS -- WHAT A GREAT TITLE, BY THE WAY.
AND HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT EVEN -- YOU TEACHING THIS COMEDY CLASS FOR SENIOR
CITIZENS >> WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A JOB.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND SO, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT,
YOU KNOW, "MAYBE WITH MY FREE TIME, I'LL TEACH." >> Jimmy: UH-HUH
AS -- YOU KNOW, AS THEY SAY, "IF YOU CAN'T DO" OR WHATEVER, AND SO THEN I STARTED TEACHING
THESE CLASSES THREE WEEKS BEFORE THE PANDEMIC HIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND THEN THAT HAPPENED, AND SO WE WENT TO ZOOM IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 13 WEEKS,
AND THEN WE JUST KEPT GOING. WE'RE STILL GOING. WE'RE MEETING ON MONDAY.
>> Jimmy: BUT YOU -- YOU HAVE A GENUINE INTEREST IN YOUR STUDENTS OR WHATEVER
AND LISTENING TO THEM AND YOU GO THROUGH THESE -- LIKE NOT STRUCTURES, BUT, LIKE, "IS THAT
A FUNNY WORD?" "IS THAT A --" AND IT'S JUST SO -- IT'S HONESTLY SO FUNNY
AND IT'S CLEARLY NOT SCRIPTED, OR WRITTEN OR ANYTHING AND THE THING I LOVE ABOUT YOU,
THAT YOU'RE SO GENUINE AND IT'S SO - NOTHING IS FAKE.
YOU'RE GENUINELY HELPING AND YOU'RE LAUGHING WHEN IT'S FUNNY, AND WHEN IT'S NOT FUNNY,
YOU GO, "WE CAN WORK ON THIS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, WHAT DID YOU TAKE AWAY
AFTER -- AFTER WATCHING THE -- THE SPECIAL? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, SO THE
DIRECTOR AND I, WE WERE -- JULIE MILLER DIRECTED IT AND - >> Jimmy: SHE'S FANTASTIC.
>> SHE'S FANTASTIC AND -- AND, YOU KNOW, WE WERE WATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER
WITH THE EDITOR, DANNY SHERR, AND WE WERE LIKE -- JUST KIND OF -- THE CLASS ITSELF IS
GREAT. EVERYBODY WRITES SO MANY JOKES AND BRINGS SO MUCH ENERGY.
THAT'S WHY THE CLASS KEEPS GOING, IS 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KEEPS SHOWING UP WITH
ENTHUSIASM >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THEY THINK THEY SHOW UP, FOR -- BECAUSE
YOU -- IF YOU WATCH THE DOCUMENTARY, I GUESS -- YOU'RE YOU'RE IN IT, BUT I'M WATCHING
IT, AND AT ONE POINT, SOME WOMAN SAYS, "YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON THAT EVER TOLD ME I WAS
FUNNY. AND IT'S LIKE, "WHAT?" AND SHE'S LIKE -- THEN THERE'S
ANOTHER EXAMPLE SAYING LIKE, "I JUST NEED, I THINK, LAUGHTER I MISS LAUGHTER.
DID YOU GET EMOTIONAL WATCHING THIS >> WHEN IT WAS IN THE MOMENT,
WHEN WE WERE LIKE -- YOU KNOW, WE WERE ON THIS PARTY BUS AND -- BIBBY STARTS SINGING,
"JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT AS A WAY TO PUMP UP EVERYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M LIKE - >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE HYPE SONG >> YEAH --
>> Jimmy: HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO. CLASSIC.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> 16 SENIORS ARE SINGING, "JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
ON A BUS GOING AROUND THE BLOCK, AND I THINK, "THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
I DIDN'T DO THIS THIS IS JUST THEM COMING TOGETHER, AND IT'S LIKE, "I'M
SO LUCKY TO WITNESS THIS." >> Jimmy: SO, YOU GET THEM TOGETHER, AND THIS IS THE FIRST
TIME YOU'RE ACTUALLY SEEING THEM IN PERSON >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU SIT IN THE ROOM AND YOU'RE ALL WRITING JOKES AND TALKING ABOUT
EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT ACT, AND THEN YOU PUT ON A SHOW AND YOU PUT ON A SHOW FOR
PEOPLE AT WHAT TIME? >> 2:00. >> Jimmy: 2:00 P.M
[ LAUGHTER ] AND WHAT IS IT LIKE TO PUT ON A COMEDY SHOW AT 2:00 P.M.
>> WELL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE CHILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, LOW
STAKES, 2:00 P.M., FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND THEN SOMEBODY POINTED OUT TO ME RECENTLY,
THEY WERE LIKE, "BUT THERE WERE ALSO FIVE CAMERAS AND IT WAS GOING TO BE ON TV.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO IT WAS NOT LOW STAKES IT WAS LIKE -- YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD, AND THEY HAVE ACTUAL REALLY FUNNY JOKES, AND I JUST LOVE EVERY
SINGLE PERSON IN THIS CLASS. I LOVED EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE MOVIE.
SO FUNNY AND SO CHARMING, AND IT STARTS WITH YOU, BUDDY. THE WAY THAT YOU CAME UP WITH
THIS -- YOU'RE AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP.
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS GET TOGETHER WATCH THIS
IT'S SO GOOD IT'S ON PEACOCK. HERE'S A CLIP FROM "GOOD TIMING
WITH JO FIRESTONE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO TAKE THIS COMEDY CLASS? >> I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FUNNY,
LIKE, MY WHOLE LIFE, KIND OF, BUT, YOU KNOW, NEVER FORMALLY FUNNY.
I WOULD ALWAYS CRACK PEOPLE UP, MAKE JOKES WITH FRIENDS OR WHATNOT.
BUT I NEVER PURSUED IT LIKE, I THOUGHT OF IT, BUT I WAS TOO SCARED
YOU KNOW LIKE, YOU REALLY HAVE TO GIVE UP A LOT TO PURSUE IT, TO
REALLY MAKE A CAREER OF IT AND EVERYTHING I USED TO HAVE A DREAM TO END
UP ON TV, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE BIG THING, YOU KNOW, TO BE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] NOW I KNOW THAT'LL NEVER
HAPPEN YOU KNOW, IT'S A FULFILLMENT IT'S PART OF ME THAT I CAN TAP
INTO NOW AND IT'S GREAT THAT I HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY TO DO IT
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, YOU WERE JUST ON
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JO FIRESTONE
CHECK OUT "GOOD TIMING WITH JO FIRESTONE," STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ALEC BENJAMIN.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW SINGLE "OLDER," HERE IS ALEC BENJAMIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I'M NOT PREPARED FO
THE FUTURE SO MANY THING THAT I JUST DON'T KNOW * * I CUT MY HAIR
BOUGHT A NEW SHIRT NEW PAIR OF SHOES AND * * IT'S TIME TO GO
I FINALLY FOUND AN APARTMENT SIGNED A LEASE O A CAR THIS MONTH *
* I CAN'T GO BACK T THE START NO TIME DOESN'T SLOW DOWN *
* I'M ON MY OWN GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER NOW I'M TAKING *
* DOWN MY POSTERS AND I'M PUTTING ALL MY THINGS INSIDE A BOX *
* NEXT TO A TOASTER THAT'S MY CLOSEST * * THING TO CLOSUR
I CAN'T STOP THIS ROLLERCOASTER * * I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE
I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER * * NOW I'M TAKIN
DOWN MY POSTER AND I'M TELLING ALL MY * * FRIENDS WE'LL GET
TOGETHER NEXT OCTOBE THAT'S MY CLOSEST * * THING TO CLOSUR
I CAN'T STOP THIS ROLLERCOASTER * * I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE
I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DUM * * BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DUM
BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DUM-DUM-DU NEVER THOUGHT I' BE TWENTY *
* NOW THIRTY DON' SEEM SO FAR AWAY I KNOW I GOTTA MAKE A *
* LITTLE MONEY THEN MAYBE FIND SOMEBOD TO CALL MY OWN *
* I'M NOT READY BUT I CAN'T GO BACK IN TIM I KNOW IT'S ALL OUT *
* MY CONTROL NOW I KNOW GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER NOW I'M TAKING *
* DOWN MY POSTERS AND I'M PUTTING ALL MY THINGS INSIDE A BOX *
* NEXT TO A TOASTER THAT'S MY CLOSES THING TO CLOSURE *
* I CAN'T STO THIS ROLLERCOASTER I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER *
* I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER NOW I'M TAKING *
* DOWN MY POSTERS AND I'M TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS WE'LL GET *
* TOGETHER NEXT OCTOBER THAT'S MY CLOSES THING TO CLOSURE *
* I CAN'T STO THIS ROLLERCOASTER I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER *
* I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DU BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DU
BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DUM-DUM. GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER ONE DAY I'LL BE BUYING *
* POSTERS FOR MY KIDS JUST LIKE MY PARENTS DID FOR ME *
* IT'S NEVER OVER THEY'LL GROW U AND SOON ENOUGH *
* THEY'LL WISH THAT TIM WOULD JUST MOVE SLOWER I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER *
* I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER NOW I'M TAKING *
* DOWN MY POSTERS AND I'M PUTTING ALL MY THING INSIDE A BOX *
* NEXT TO A TOASTER THAT'S MY CLOSES THING TO CLOSURE *
* I CAN'T STO THIS ROLLERCOASTER I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER *
* I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER * *
* I'M NOT PREPARE
FOR THE FUTURE * * SO MANY THINGS THAT I JUST DON'T KNO
I CUT MY HAIR * * BOUGHT A NEW SHIR NEW PAIR OF SHOES AN
IT'S TIME TO GO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
OSCAR ISAAC, JO FIRESTONE, ALEC BENJAMIN ONCE AGAIN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE.
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE