1 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:12,879 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:21,621 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:24,257 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - OSCAR ISAAC, 4 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:26,993 JO FIRESTONE MUSCIAL GUEST, ALEC BENJAMIN AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:36,670 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1537 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,537 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:44,577 * 8 00:00:44,577 --> 00:01:01,528 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:03,930 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT FEELS GOOD. 10 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:09,402 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. I LOVE YOU WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:13,340 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 12 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:16,076 WE'RE HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE A FULL CROWD 13 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,812 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING 14 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:25,085 AFTER NEARLY SIX YEARS, ADELE HAS FINALLY RELEASED A NEW SONG "EASY ON ME. 15 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:31,124 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT, ALL YOU HEARD AROUND THE WORLD WAS WINE 16 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:35,962 BOTTLES UNCORKING. [ BOTTLES UNCORKING [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:40,100 YEP. RIGHT NOW EVERYONE IS PULLING UP NEXT TO EACH OTHER AT RED 18 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:45,805 LIGHTS WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES LIKE, "ADELE, YEAH IT'S FANTASTIC." 19 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:49,642 [ LAUGHTER ] IN THE MUSIC VIDEO, ADELE IS DRIVING A CAR IN BLACK AND 20 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:51,444 WHITE SINGING ABOUT THE PAST, WHILE AN UBER PASSENGER IN THE BACK SEAT IS LIKE, "YOU CAN 21 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:56,850 JUST LET ME OUT HERE I'M GOOD." [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:56,850 --> 00:02:00,887 "YOU WANT TO HEAR MY NEW BAND? "NOT REALLY. OKAY, SURE 23 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:04,157 SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS THE NEW HALLOWEEN MOVIE, "HALLOWEEN KILLS," IS OUT 24 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:08,661 TODAY. YEAH, YOU CAN TELL TIMES HAVE CHANGED BECAUSE NOW WE'RE ALL 25 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:15,068 ROOTING FOR THE GUY WEARING A MASK [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 26 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,736 DON'T TAKE IT OFF. >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE, 27 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,071 MICHAEL MYERS IS A LITTLE OLDER. IN ONE BIG FIGHT SCENE, 28 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,440 JAMIE LEE CURTIS HURTS MICHAEL BY HIDING HIS BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICATION 29 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:29,949 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A SCARY SCENE >> Steve: HE'S OLD, VERY OLD 30 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:33,086 >> Jimmy: IT'S A SCARY SCENE YEAH, HE'S LIKE, "I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE ONE AT 7:30." 31 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,522 >> Steve: "WHERE'S MY ARP CARD?" [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:35,522 --> 00:02:37,390 >> Jimmy: MICHAEL IS SO OLD, THE FILM ENDS WITH HIM PLAYING QUARTERBACK FOR THE TAMPA BAY 33 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:42,429 BUCCANEERS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,963 >> Steve: HEY. HEY. >> Jimmy: NO, MICHAEL IS SO 35 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:47,000 OLD, AT THE END, JEFF BEZOS SHOWS UP AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO SPACE. 36 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:55,008 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S SOME GOOD JOKES COME ON, MAN 37 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,178 WHAT ELSE? SPEAKING OF HALLOWEEN, I SAW THAT A LIST CAME OUT FOR THE 38 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:02,749 MOST POPULAR COSTUMES FOR ADULTS THIS YEAR THEY ALSO PUT A LIST OF LEAST 39 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,752 POPULAR COSTUMES JUST CHECK THIS OUT. FOUND IT INTERESTING 40 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:05,785 JUST CHECK THIS OUT. FOUND IT INTERESTING 41 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,821 >> THIS YEAR'S TOP COSTUMES FOR ADULTS INCLUDE WITCH, VAMPIRE, 42 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:19,165 GHOST, CAT, AND PIRATE AND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST, WE HAVE SEXY McRIB, SEXY 43 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,334 MITCH McCONNELL'S CHIN, AND SEXY CHESS PIECE BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT "QUEEN'S GAMBIT" WOULD 44 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:25,271 BE THE NETFLIX SHOW EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 45 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:29,209 >> Jimmy: RATS NO, NOT ANYMORE. SOME POLITICAL NEWS. 46 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,944 AFTER PRESIDENT BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING DROPPED AS LOW AS 37%, A NEW CNN POLL HAS HIS 47 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:38,084 NUMBERS BACK UP TO 50. YEAH, SO BIDEN LOOKED LIKE HE WAS IN HIS 30s, BUT HE'S 48 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:45,825 ACTUALLY IN THE 50s. IN THE POLLING WORLD, THAT'S ALSO KNOWN AS A PAUL RUDD. 49 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:48,995 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP. APPROVAL RATINGS ARE LIKE 50 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:51,931 iPHONE BATTERIES AT 50%, YOU'RE OKAY, AROUND 30 IS WHEN YOU START TO PANIC. 51 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:57,003 [ LAUGHTER ] GET THIS A NEW REPORT SAYS THAT AFTER 52 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,473 MONTHS WITHOUT WORKING DURING THE PANDEMIC, A LOT OF AIRLINE PILOTS ARE RUSTY 53 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:04,244 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN SORT OF TELL LISTEN TO THIS CAPTAIN'S 54 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,145 ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WE FOUND LISTEN 55 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,850 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING FROM THE -- UH, WHAT'S IT CALLED? 56 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:14,788 THE ROOM AT THE FRONT OF THE PLANE? [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:20,326 OH, YEAH, THE PIT. ANYWAY, WE'RE CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF AS SOON AS I CAN WATCH 58 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:25,732 AN, UH, WATCH A YOUTUBE TUTORIAL ABOUT HOW TO DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,935 NOW, JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, AND OUR FLIGHT'S BEEN CANCELED THANKS FOR CHOOSING SOUTHWEST. 60 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:38,611 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON. "THE PIT." 61 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:42,082 YEAH, NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF AIR TRAVEL, VIRGIN 62 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,683 GALACTIC PLANS TO OFFER COMMERCIAL FLIGHTS TO SPACE, BUT THE START DATE WAS JUST 63 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:48,421 DELAYED BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO REFURBISH THE SPACECRAFTS. A REFURBISHED SPACECRAFT 64 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:53,393 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I DON'T EVEN LIKE IT WHEN SPECTRUM GIVES ME A REFURBISHED 65 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:56,663 CABLE BOX. [ LAUGHTER ] BRANSON IS LIKE, "JUST A FEW 66 00:04:56,663 --> 00:05:01,034 REFURBISHES. THE COLOR OF THE SEATS, THE ROCKET, THE WINGS. 67 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,803 [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER LAST NIGHT'S GAME BETWEEN THE BUCCANEERS AND THE EAGLES, 68 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,438 I SAW THAT TWO PLAYERS DID A A JERSEY SWAP. BUT ONE OF THEM WAS HAVING A 69 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:10,910 A LITTLE TROUBLE WATCH THIS THIS IS REAL 70 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:10,944 WATCH THIS THIS IS REAL 71 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,813 GAMES. >> WHAT A DIFFERENCE 72 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:17,217 NOT JUST FOR ME, BUT AS A UNIT [ LAUGHTER ] JUST TRYING TO GET OUR RUN GAME 73 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:22,689 TOGETHER YOU KNOW, AFTER PRACTICES, COMING TOGETHER FOR AN HOUR. 74 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,657 AND FINDING WHAT RUNS WE LIKE AS A WHOLE [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:28,261 AND LIKE I TELL EVERYBODY -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TOWARDS THE END, HE 76 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:32,832 WAS JUST LIKE -- "FORGET IT. I'LL JUST LIVE LIKE THIS ALL RIGHT. 77 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:37,504 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN I'M CONVINCED I CAN CHANGE 78 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:42,242 MY PANTS WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY SHOES. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,877 MEANWHILE, TOM BRADY SNAPPED HIS FINGERS, AND HIS JERSEY FLEW ONTO A HANGER LIKE 80 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:47,714 MARY POPPINS [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS IS VERY 81 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:51,418 INTERESTING. I SAW THAT TWITTER WILL START TESTING ADS IN THE REPLY 82 00:05:51,418 --> 00:06:02,462 SECTION OF TWEETS. AND SOME PEOPLE -- TARIQ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 83 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:10,570 * GO EASY ON ME, BABY I WAS STILL A CHIL DIDN'T GET 84 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:16,910 THE CHANCE TO FEEL * >> Jimmy: TARIQ, TARIQ, TARIQ. HEY, MAN 85 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,612 YO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DUDE >> Tariq: I'M LISTENING TO ADELE'S NEW SONG, MAN. 86 00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:24,551 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I COULD TELL >> Tariq: SORRY, I KNOW YOU GOT TO TELL YOUR JOKES AND 87 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:30,223 EVERYTHING, BUT JUST GO AHEAD. DO YOUR THING, MAN >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 88 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:35,161 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AS I WAS SAYING, TWITTER IS GOING TO START TESTING ADS 89 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:39,632 A LOT OF PEOPLE -- HIGGINS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 90 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,801 * GO EASY ON ME, BABY I WAS STIL A CHILD * 91 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,770 >> Jimmy: HIGGINS. HIGGINS! HEY, HIGGINS 92 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,638 HIGGINS. HEY. HIGGINS. 93 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:50,677 CUT IT OUT HIGGINS. >> Steve: WHAT 94 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:54,814 >> Jimmy: CUT IT OUT, DUDE >> Steve: I'M LISTENING TO ADELE'S NEW SONG 95 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,683 >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING TO ADELE'S NEW SONG. I KNOW, WE ALL LOVE ADELE, BUT 96 00:06:56,683 --> 00:07:00,520 CAN WE PLEASE KEEP IT TOGETHER WE HAVE OSCAR ISAAC ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, AND I DON'T WANT TO 97 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:07,293 EMBARRASS MYSELF [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 98 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:10,363 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WAIT, OSCAR. NO, OSCAR. 99 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,432 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * GO EASY ON ME, BABY I WAS STILL A CHIL 100 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:24,444 DIDN'T GET THE CHANCE * * I HAD NO TIME TO CHOOSE WHAT I CHOSE TO DO 101 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:28,815 SO GO EASY ON ME * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LET'S GET TO THE 102 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,950 SHOW HAPPY FRIDAY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 103 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:31,051 HAPPY FRIDAY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 104 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:38,058 * * 105 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:53,740 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, WOW, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 106 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,911 OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY, VERY BUSY MAN YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW 107 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,413 MOVIE "DUNE," WHICH IS OUT OCTOBER 21st [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:04,684 I KNOW HE'S ALSO IN "THE CARD COUNTER," WHICH IS ON DEMAND 109 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:08,822 NOW. HE'S IN "ADDAMS FAMILY 2." [ CHEERS ] 110 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:13,026 AND HE STARS IN THE HBO SERIES, "SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE" WITH JESSICA CHASTAIN 111 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:16,429 OSCAR ISAAC IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ONE, THE ONLY. 112 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:26,439 >> Steve: COME ON! >> Jimmy: PLUS HER NEW COMEDY SPECIAL "GOOD TIMING WITH 113 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:30,477 JO FIRESTONE" IS STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK THIS THING IS SO FUNNY, AND 114 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,645 IT'S FANTASTIC THE IDEA IS SHE TEACHES SENIOR CITIZENS HOW TO DO STAND-UP 115 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:35,749 COMEDY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN AT THE END THEY DO 116 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:39,452 A LIVE SHOW. AND IT IS -- [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 117 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:43,690 >> Steve: IT IS GREAT. >> Jimmy: IT'S HEARTWARMING, BUT IT IS SO FUNNY 118 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,092 AND SHE'S JUST BRILLIANT JO FIRESTONE IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 119 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:51,798 >> Steve: YEAH, COME ON! >> Jimmy: AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM ALEC BENJAMIN 120 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:57,337 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LIKE ALEC BENJAMIN. THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, ALL NEW 121 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:05,879 "THANK YOU NOTES." BUT I WANT TO DO A QUICK LITTLE MENTION HERE RIGHT NOW 122 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,081 THERE'S IS A NEW BOOK THAT I PICKED UP. YEAH, THIS WILL MAKE A GOOD 123 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,482 GIFT RIGHT HERE. THIS IS "MUSIC IS HISTORY" BY QUESTLOVE. 124 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:17,490 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS OUT TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19th, THIS BOOK COMES 125 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:21,094 OUT, SO PRE-ORDER IT RIGHT NOW BUT YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT THIS 126 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:26,332 I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY GET THIS DONE BECAUSE YOU JUST DIRECTED AN 127 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:31,638 AWARD-WINNING DOCUMENTARY, BUT YOU DID THIS BASICALLY, IT GOES EVERY YEAR 128 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:33,540 FROM 1971 TO PRESENT OF, LIKE, THE BIGGEST SONGS OF THE YEAR OR MUSIC 129 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:38,044 >> Questlove: OR MY FAVORITE SONGS OF THAT YEAR >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND ALSO THE 130 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:46,553 TIMES, AND HOW IT REFLECTS THE TIMES. >> Questlove: IT'S A BOOK OF 131 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:55,195 PLAYLISTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A BOOK OF PLAYLISTS, AND GREAT STORIES 132 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,697 AROUND THE SONGS AND STUFF I DID NOT EVEN KNOW. LIKE, CERTAIN COOL THINGS ABOUT 133 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:01,434 THE POLICE I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YEAR -- I'M GOING TO GUESS. 134 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,704 WHAT IS THE BIGGEST YEAR THAT YOU'VE DISCUSSED IN THIS BOOK. READY? 135 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:09,743 CAN I WRITE IT DOWN? >> Questlove: SURE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 136 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,012 * >> Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE ANY PAPER, BUT I HAVE A TISSUE 137 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,780 THANKS [ SNEEZE ] OH 138 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:22,856 OH I DON'T WANT IT TO BLEED THROUGH THE NAPKIN 139 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:28,528 >> Steve: 37 B.C [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 140 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:32,232 QUESTLOVE, IN THIS BOOK OF YOUR MUSIC HISTORY, WHAT DO YOU - OH, I DID BLEED THROUGH THE 141 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,167 DESK [ LAUGHTER ] SHARPIE, THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE 142 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:37,270 DESK ALL RIGHT, QUESTLOVE, IN THIS BOOK OF MUSIC, "MUSIC IS 143 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:41,641 HISTORY," WHAT IS THE BIGGEST YEAR CHAPTER IN THE BOOK AND THEN I WILL REVEAL IT. 144 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:47,047 READY? TELL ME. >> Questlove: I WOULD PROBABLY 145 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:53,019 SAY '83, THE YEAR OF "THRILLER. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 146 00:10:53,019 --> 00:11:00,126 [ BUZZER ] >> Jimmy: OVERBID. IT WAS '83 "THRILLER." 147 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,862 I THOUGHT "THRILLER," PRINCE >> Questlove: YEAH, I MEAN, '84 WAS -- BUT, YOU KNOW, I 148 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:08,768 TALKED ABOUT WHY "THRILLER" WAS BIG. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACLTY. 149 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,604 NOT WHEN THE HITS STARTED COMING OUT >> Questlove: YEAH, NOT BEFORE 150 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:15,742 HE WAS A MEGASTAR, BUT THE BUILDUP TO IT. >> Jimmy: WELL, I WAS VERY 151 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,911 CLOSE. >> Questlove: YEAH, YOU GOT IT >> Jimmy: BUT I'M PSYCHED ABOUT 152 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,214 THIS, BUD. THIS COMES OUT TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19th 153 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:26,786 AND THIS IS JUST AWESOME >> Questlove: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 154 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,522 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS, MAN. LOVE IT. THE DUDE'S UNBELIEVABLE. 155 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,792 WELL, GUYS, IT'S WEEK SIX OF THE NFL SEASON, AND THIS SUNDAY NIGHT'S GAME FEATURES THE 156 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:41,434 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS FACING OFF AGAINST -- YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE -- 157 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,004 >> Steve: I BET IT WOULD, YEAH OR HAIRSPRAY >> Tariq: OH MY GOD, YOU JUST 158 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,639 MESSED UP, MAN >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> Tariq: COME BACK AND CHECK 159 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:50,176 ON THE DESK TOMORROW MORNING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: REALLY 160 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:54,114 DID I MESS IT UP >> Steve: YOU GOT IT OFF THERE, RIGHT? 161 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:59,119 * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I JUST DON'T WANT -- 162 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:03,623 I DON'T WANT PEACOCK SUING ME OR WHATEVER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 163 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:09,262 YEAH, I KIND OF GOT IT OFF IT KIND OF WORKED, YEAH. >> Steve: I THINK IT'S TAKING 164 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:14,334 OFF VARNISH. >> Jimmy: OH, IS THAT RIGHT? >> Steve: NO 165 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:19,606 IT'S GREAT IT LOOKS GREAT BUFF IT AND -- 166 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,308 >> Jimmy: 1983 WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 167 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:26,846 THAT'S KIND OF FUNNY >> Steve: I THINK QUEST WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN THEY WERE 168 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,749 CREATED, AND YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE HEARD 'EM. OH, THERE YOU GO 169 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,819 >> Jimmy: WHO GOT HURT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THE DESK 170 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:37,424 >> Steve: NO WHEN PEOPLE HEARD THE MUSIC. QUEST WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN 171 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,125 THE MUSIC WAS MADE >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, THAT'S MY BOOK I'M PUTTING OUT IS WHEN 172 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,894 PEOPLE ACTUALLY HEARD THE MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,129 >> Steve: IT'S CALLED "I HEARD THE MUSIC. LISTENING TO THE RADIO IN MY 174 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:48,001 BEDROOM. >> Jimmy: YEAH, "I WASN'T AHEAD OF MY TIME" BY JIMMY FALLON. 175 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,404 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LIVE LIFE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE 176 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,373 >> Steve: I WAS OF MY TIME. >> Jimmy: LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET ALL THIS OUT 177 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:59,713 >> Questlove: THIS SHOULD BE THE ENTIRE SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:02,449 >> Steve: WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT -- HOLD ON A SECOND 179 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,517 >> Steve: WHAT WAS THAT? YOU WIPED SOMETHING OFF THE DESK 180 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:14,260 WHAT DOES THE DESK SAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING ] * 181 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:18,932 >> Steve: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, EVERYBODY 182 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,901 WE HAD IT PLANNED OUT THE WHOLE TIME >> Steve: THE DESK KNEW. 183 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,304 >> Jimmy: WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE THE SHOW. AM I CORRECT 184 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:33,713 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, IT IS WEEK SIX OF THE NFL SEASON, AND THIS SUNDAY 185 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,281 NIGHT'S GAME FEATURES THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS FACING OFF AGAINST THE PITTSBURGH 186 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:40,320 STEELERS >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: NOW, AS YOU KNOW AT 187 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,088 THE END OF EVERY SEASON, THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, BUT THEY ALSO 188 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:45,392 GIVE OUT AWARDS DURING THE SEASON I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 189 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,860 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 190 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:46,893 SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 191 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,902 * >> Jimmy: THE FIRST PLAYER IS 192 00:13:55,902 --> 00:14:02,242 FROM THE SEAHAWKS. THIS IS COLBY PARKINSON. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 193 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,612 ONLY POST PICTURES OF HIMSELF JUMPING OFF WATERFALLS IN COSTA RICA 194 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:11,051 [ LAUGHTER ] "COSTA'S THE BOMB, DUDE. THIS NEXT ONE FROM THE STEELERS 195 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:17,323 IS B.J. FINNEY HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO HAVE DRIVEN A TRACTOR TO PROM. 196 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:23,663 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS DAKOTA SHEPLEY 197 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,432 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO JOIN YOU IN THE HOTEL'S HOT TUB, AND SAY, "LOOKS LIKE WE'RE 198 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:29,135 ABOUT TO MAKE SOME BEAUTIFUL SOUP." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 199 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:35,475 >> Steve: REALLY WOW, THAT'S AN AWARD >> Jimmy: IT'S A RARE AWARD. 200 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:40,480 THEY RARELY GIVE IT OUT. NEXT UP FROM THE STEELERS IS DEREK TUSZKA 201 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:49,356 HE WAS VOTED FELICITY-EST. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS 202 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,358 JAMARCO JONES. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE CHECKING THE DEPARTURES BOARD 203 00:14:51,358 --> 00:15:00,934 IN THE SOUTHWEST TERMINAL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE JOKING 204 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,702 NEXT UP FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS CODY BARTON. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 205 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:09,042 TELL STRANGERS ON THE BUS, "SMILES ARE HOW TEETHS BREATHE. 206 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:13,513 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: TEETHS >> Jimmy: NEXT UP FROM THE 207 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:17,117 SEAHAWKS IS WILL DISSLY. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO COME IN EIGHTH PLACE IN 208 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:22,255 A WOODY HARRELSON LOOKALIKE CONTEST. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 209 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:26,326 NEXT UP FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS JAKE CURHAN. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 210 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,262 BITE A QUARTER TO SEE IF IT'S REAL, THEN JUST EAT THE QUARTER. 211 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:35,702 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY FROM THE SEAHAWKS IS D.K. METCALF. 212 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,772 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO ASK HIS BARBER FOR MOMOA EYEBROWS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 213 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,075 THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYBODY. THOSE ARE YOUR SUPERLATIVES. STICK AROUND 214 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,576 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON BACK 215 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:59,092 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 216 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:03,063 EVERYBODY. TODAY IS FRIDAY. HAPPY FRIDAY, EVERYONE 217 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:09,102 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FRIDAY IS WHEN I USUALLY CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF, I 218 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:12,138 GOT TO BE HONEST YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, ONLY ON FRIDAYS. 219 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,308 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND RETURN SOME EMAILS AND OF COURSE I SEND OUT 220 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:21,648 THANK YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND 221 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:26,920 TODAY, SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WOULDN'T MIND, I'D LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU 222 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,290 NOTES RIGHT NOW. IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 223 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,926 >> Steve: WOW. VERY NICE OF THEM. >> Jimmy: JAMES, CAN YOU GIVE 224 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:35,228 ME SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? * 225 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:39,599 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT HAS A GOOD JAM TO IT. >> Steve: YEAH 226 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:45,071 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BLUE ORIGIN SPACE FLIGHT TEAM FOR 227 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:53,913 LOOKING LIKE YOU TOOK YOUR OFFICIAL PHOTO AT A SEARS PORTRAIT STUDIO. 228 00:16:53,913 --> 00:17:02,022 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, RESIDENTS OF THE TOWN IN "HALLOWEEN" MOVIES FOR 229 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:06,259 CONTINUING TO LIVE THERE EVEN THOUGH THERE'S BEEN A FESTIVE SLASHER ON THE LOOSE FOR 230 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,529 40 YEARS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HOW BAD COULD IT -- THIS COULD 231 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,033 BE THE YEAR HE DOESN'T >> Steve: "THIS HOUSE ONLY COSTS $10,000. 232 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,234 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "THEY'LL GIVE US $10,000?" 233 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:21,574 >> Steve: "TO LIVE THERE." * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PEOPLE WHO 234 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:25,045 LEAVE OUT A BOWL OF CANDY ON HALLOWEEN FOR BASICALLY SAYING, "I'M SURE YOU LOOK FUNNY OR 235 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:28,114 SCARY, OR WHATEVER JUST TAKE A TWIX AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY." 236 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:32,385 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'M OVER IT. I'M OVER IT. 237 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:40,794 * THANK YOU, PATIO HEATERS, FOR COMING IN TWO STYLES, STREET 238 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:46,599 LAMP AND INDIANA JONES TEMPLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M ON VACATION. 239 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,969 >> Steve: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE IRISH [ LAUGHTER ] 240 00:17:49,969 --> 00:18:00,013 PADDY O'HEATERS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 241 00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:03,216 >> Steve: WHO ARE YOU THANKING NOW? >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? 242 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,185 [ LAUGHTER ] I WRITE OUT THE THANK YOU NOTES. 243 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,921 I PUT THEM IN THE ENVELOPE THEY GET SENT TO THE - >> Steve: THE PEOPLE WHO YOU 244 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,023 THANK. >> Jimmy: THE PROPER -- YEAH >> Steve: PEOPLE, YEAH 245 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,827 >> Jimmy: CORRECT. OR THINGS OR - >> Steve: OR WHOLE TOWNS 246 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:18,531 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THIS ONE I THINK YOU'LL REALLY ENJOY. >> Steve: I'M WAITING FOR IT 247 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:24,871 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU WILL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * 248 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:34,147 THANK YOU, SARAN WRAP, FOR ALWAYS BEING ONE SMALL TUG AWAY FROM BEING COMPLETELY USELESS. 249 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,116 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: IS THIS THE LAST ONE >> Jimmy: NO 250 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,618 >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] * 251 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:44,424 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, MELLOW CREAM PUMPKINS FOR BEING CANDY CORN THAT WENT INTO WITNESS 252 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,292 PROTECTION PROGRAM [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AH, THAT'S A GOODIE. 253 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:50,964 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: CANDY CORN >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 254 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:55,135 * THANK YOU, HAYSTACKS, FOR LETTING PEOPLE DECORATE THEIR 255 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,871 HOUSE WITH HORSE FOOD. THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 256 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,839 THOSE ARE THANK YOU NOTES. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OSCAR ISAAC. 257 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:22,028 YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 258 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:25,665 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW 259 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:31,471 MOVIE, "DUNE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS, IMAX AND HBO MAX, OCTOBER 21st 260 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:35,408 AND HE STARS IN "THE CARD COUNTER", WHICH IS ON DEMAND, NOW. 261 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,110 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, OSCAR ISAAC! 262 00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,837 HAPPY FRIDAY >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING 263 00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:08,208 BY AND COMING BACK I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT 264 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,710 THERE'S SO MANY PROJECTS THAT I WANT - >> A LOT OF CONTENT. 265 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,780 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE SO HOT RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU, MAN. 266 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:17,484 THANKS FOR DOING THAT BIT, BY THE WAY, EARLIER IN THE SHOW YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 267 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,786 BUT YOU HAVE "ADDAMS FAMILY 2. YOU HAVE "THE CARD COUNTER." >> YEAH. 268 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,521 >> Jimmy: WHICH I WANT TO GET INTO >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 269 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:25,792 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "DUNE. >> MM-HMM. 270 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,160 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "SCENES FROM A A MARRIAGE." 271 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,529 I'M NOT COMPLETELY FINISHED WITH IT YET. YOU'RE SO GOOD IN THAT THING, 272 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:33,333 AND JESSICA IS SO GREAT IN THIS THING. GOD, YOU GUYS CRUSHED THAT ONE 273 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,535 >> IT'S HEAVY. IT'S HEAVY STUFF >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S HEAVY STUFF 274 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,637 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT, I MEAN, WHEN YOU DO THESE INTENSE SCENES, DO -- 275 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,641 WHAT DO YOU DO TO JUST UNWIND OR JUST GO LIKE, "I JUST NEED A BREAK? 276 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,177 OR DO YOU SIT IN YOUR TRAILER OR WHAT DO YOU - >> YEAH, WELL, WE HAD THESE 277 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:49,516 ROOMS, LIKE GREENROOMS, BECAUSE WE WERE JUST FILMING IN THIS -- IT'S LIKE AN OLD WAREHOUSE 278 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:52,485 IT'S A STUDIO NOW, UP IN THE BRONX. >> Jimmy: YEAH 279 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,988 >> AND -- AND SO WE HAD THESE TWO LITTLE ROOMS WITH OUR INDIVIDUAL LITTLE SETUPS IN 280 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:59,025 THERE. AND SO, SOMETIMES, JESSICA AND I WOULD SIT ON HER COUCH AND 281 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,729 HAVE TEA AND WATCH "THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF." [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:06,066 >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW YOU -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "GREAT BRITISH 283 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:08,101 BAKE-OFF." >> YEAH, YEAH. AND THEN SOMETIMES - 284 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,271 >> Jimmy: IT IS CALMING. >> IT'S REALLY CALMING - >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 285 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:14,874 >> -- AND SWEET AND NICE PEOPLE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST. 286 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,610 >> YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE HEARING THAT STORY. 287 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,679 THAT'S HOW - >> AND THEN, SOMETIMES WE'D LEAVE THE POTATO CHIPS IN 288 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,648 "SUCCESSION" THAT WE WOULD WATCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 289 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,083 >> Jimmy: DUDE, I'M GETTING -- I'M GETTING READY FOR "SUCCESSION. 290 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,685 >> I CAN'T WAIT. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? IT'S GOING TO BE -- IT'S GOING 291 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,654 TO BE GOOD CAN I TALK ABOUT "DUNE" FOR A SECOND, AS WELL? 292 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,756 NOW, "DUNE", IT'S MASSIVE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GET 293 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,258 INVOLVED WITH THIS ARE YOU A FAN OF THE BOOK? ARE YOU A FAN OF THE FILM? 294 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,828 >> THERE'S A BOOK? [ LAUGHTER ] DID THEY MAKE -- DID THEY MAKE 295 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,863 A BOOK OUT OF IT ALREADY THEY'RE FAST >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE BOOK CAME 296 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:40,467 AFTER THE MOVIE. >> THEY MAKE THEM FAST NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HOW DID YOU 297 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,303 GET INVOLVED IN THAT DID THEY CALL YOU AND THEY GO, "HEY, WE LOVE YOU? 298 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:49,843 >> NO. I CALLED -- I WRITE TO DENIS, AND I SAY, "HEY, I HEAR YOU'RE 299 00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:53,146 DOING 'DUNE. BIG FAN OVER HERE. AND THEN HE WROTE BACK, "SO 300 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:56,116 YOU'RE A FAN OF 'DUNE? INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:59,586 THAT WAS IT. DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING FOR TWO YEARS. 302 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,122 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JOKING. >> NO. >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WORST 303 00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:05,392 >> AND HE REACHED OUT AND SAID THAT, "YOU KNOW, HERE'S THE SCRIPT 304 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:09,562 I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHERE YOU FIT INTO IT. YOU KNOW, READ IT. 305 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,564 TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK." AND, SO I READ IT -- AND I ALREADY HAD A SENSE THAT, LIKE 306 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,501 DUKE LETO, THE DAD, THAT'S KIND OF - YOU KNOW, THE WAY HE'S EVEN 307 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,770 DESCRIBED IN THE BOOK, IS OLIVE SKINNED, AND, YOU KNOW, THE HIGH CHEEKBONES. 308 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:26,079 AND I JUST -- I KNEW THERE WAS A BEARD WAITING TO BE EXPLORED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 309 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,549 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE BEST BEARD GAME IN THE BUSINESS >> HE WALKS IN BEARD FIRST 310 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:32,085 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ANY ROOM. 311 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,221 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND SO, I WAS READY TO UNLEASH THAT ONE 312 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,190 >> Jimmy: BUT WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, YOU WERE LIKE THIS, SANS BEARD. 313 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,858 >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: AND THEN I SEE YOU WITH A BEARD, AND, MAN, I WAS 314 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,127 LIKE JEALOUS YOU HAVE A - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 315 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,662 >> THANKS MAN. >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS WANT -- READY TO SEE THIS? 316 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,764 YOU MUST -- YOU'RE OLD GUY, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: NO, I GOT A PATCHY 317 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,233 >> HM. >> Jimmy: IT'S VERY BIG. QUEST, COULD I GET A DRUM ROLL, 318 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,436 PLEASE, FOR THIS BEARD [ DRUM ROLL THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE. 319 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:54,107 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT 320 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:56,343 ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT 321 00:22:56,343 --> 00:22:59,312 IT'S ALL RIGHT YOU GOT TO REALLY -- >> THAT'S SUPER "DUNE" OVER 322 00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:00,380 THERE. >> Jimmy: TARIQ'S GOT A GOOD BEARD. 323 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,681 [ APPLAUSE ] HE'S GOT A GOOD BEARD GAME GOING. 324 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,383 BUT THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT THERE "DUNE" BEARD IS WHAT I'M 325 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,051 TALKING ABOUT. AND I KNOW YOU -- IN THE FILM, TIMOTHEE CHALAMET IS YOUR SON. 326 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,253 >> HE'S MY LITTLE BOY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS MY LITTLE BOY. 327 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,222 >> HE'S MY SWEET LITTLE BABY BOY. [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,524 HOW DID YOU GUYS BOND? YOU AND -- >> I JUST WOULD HOLD HIM A LOT 329 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:14,361 [ LAUGHTER ] STROKE HIM >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. 330 00:23:14,361 --> 00:23:17,330 >> HE WAS THE BEST, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, I CAN'T JUST BE LIKE, "I'M YOUR DAD. 331 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:18,965 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. >> HE'S GOT TO TREAT ME LIKE THAT 332 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:22,669 YOU KNOW AND IT'S THAT OLD ADAGE OF, YOU KNOW, FROM THEATER SCHOOL, 333 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:24,304 WHERE IT'S LIKE, THE KING DOESN'T SHOW THE AUDIENCE WHO THE KING IS. 334 00:23:24,304 --> 00:23:26,439 IT'S THE COURT - >> Jimmy: YES. >> -- THAT TELLS THE AUDIENCE 335 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,942 WHO THE KING IS. >> Jimmy: AH >> YOU KNOW, IT'S 'CAUSE -- 336 00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:34,914 IT'S HOW EVERYBODY ELSE ACTS >> Jimmy: CORRECT. >> AND SO HE, IMMEDIATELY, JUST 337 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,917 LIKE WENT THERE WITH IT AND, YOU KNOW, IT JUST SHOWS WHAT A, YOU KNOW, TALENTED AND 338 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,652 BEAUTIFUL ACTOR HE IS. >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- I WAS GOING TO SAY, DID YOU PLAY HIM 339 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,488 ANY LULLABIES THAT YOU PLAY FOR YOUR SON [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,556 >> WE PLAYED -- WE PLAYED A LOT OF MUSIC >> Jimmy: YEP. 341 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:46,092 >> WE DID, WE DID. HE WAS PLAYING A LOT OF GUITAR AT THE TIME. 342 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,360 SO WE WOULD, YOU KNOW, WE'D TRADE SOME SONGS BACK AND FORTH. 343 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:51,564 >> Jimmy: WELL, I KNOW YOU -- I KNOW YOU'RE A MUSICIAN BUT, I MEAN, YOU PLAY -- YOU 344 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,600 PLAY SOME LULLABIES FOR YOUR -- FOR YOUR SON >> I DO. 345 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,569 I DO >> Jimmy: YEAH DOES YOUR WIFE - 346 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,205 >> WELL, I USED TO HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE [ LAUGHTER ] 347 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:01,708 >> Jimmy: HE'S OUT >> HE'S OUT. HE'S NOT INTO IT ANYMORE 348 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,444 >> Jimmy: WELL, WHAT WERE THE SONGS ABOUT? >> YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE ALL THE 349 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,746 OLD CRAP, YOU KNOW LIKE, "WHEELS ON THE BUS" AND THE -- 350 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,683 >> Jimmy: CLASSICS >> YEAH, THEY'RE THE CLASSICS. YEAH, HE JUST WANTS TO HEAR THE 351 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,217 HITS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, SO HE LIGHTS A 352 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,752 A LIGHTER. HE'S LIKE -- >> YEAH, AND - 353 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,721 >> Jimmy: "I'M TIRED I HEARD THIS --" >> I GOT A LOT OF ORIGINALS, BUT HE'S JUST, 354 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:19,225 YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST NOT AS INTO THEM >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE 355 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,594 ORIGINALS? >> YOU KNOW, "ELEPHANTS ARE KIND TO PEOPLE." 356 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:27,834 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 357 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,136 >> "THE HIPPOPOTAMUS SONG. ALTHOUGH THAT ONE, THE LITTLE GUY IS REALLY INTO, AND I FEEL 358 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,871 LIKE HE'S COMING AROUND TO IT NOW, THE OLDER ONE >> Jimmy: "THE HIPPOPOTAMUS? 359 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,074 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH AND IT'S JUST YOU ON GUITAR? 360 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:36,142 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: OH >> AND SINGING 361 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,877 >> Jimmy: WELL, I'M JUST SAYING BECAUSE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 362 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,080 >> YOU WANT ME TO SING YOU A A LULLABY? >> Jimmy: YES. 363 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,582 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR "THE HIPPO SONG"? >> Jimmy: CAN YOU SING ME 364 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,451 A LULLABY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WANT "THE HIPPO SONG. 365 00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:47,520 >> Jimmy: HERE HERE'S A PICK, RIGHT HERE. >> OH, THERE'S A PICK, TOO 366 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:53,293 ALL RIGHT. EUGENE AND MADS. WELL, HERE'S THE THING 367 00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:55,495 I REMEMBER I PLAYED IT FOR JESSICA'S DAUGHTER, AND SHE STARTED CRYING 368 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,997 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NO >> SO, IT CAN BE INTENSE 369 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,400 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> SO IT'S GOT, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE LITTLE BOYS, SO -- 370 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,137 >> Jimmy: I'LL GO IN WITH AN OPEN MIND. * 371 00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:09,576 >> YEAH, IT'S "THE HIPPO SONG. IT'S ABOUT THE HIPPOPOTAMUS. THE MOST DANGEROUS LAND ANIMAL 372 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:20,286 IN THE WORLD * HIPPOPOTAMU HIPPOPOTAMUS 373 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:25,425 HIPPOPOTAMUS AHH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I'M A HIPPOPOTAMU 374 00:25:25,425 --> 00:25:29,796 I LIKE SWIMMIN BUT I'M DANGEROUS * * IF YOU GE 375 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:33,867 TOO CLOSE TO ME * * I MIGHT JUS BITE YOUR FEET OFF * 376 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:41,074 * HIPPOPOTAMU HIPPOPOTAMUS * * HIPPOPOTAMU 377 00:25:41,074 --> 00:25:52,318 HIPPOPOTAMUS * * I'M A HIPPOPOTAMU HIP AND FAT AND DANGEROUS * 378 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:56,156 IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND * * I MIGHT JUS BITE YOUR HAND * 379 00:25:56,156 --> 00:26:00,627 * HIPPOPOTAMU HIPPOPOTAMUS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 380 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:04,564 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIKE THIS JAM! * HIPPOPOTAMU 381 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:09,169 HIPPOPOTAMUS * * >> Jimmy: OSCAR ISAAC'S "THE 382 00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:14,741 HIPPOPOTAMUS SONG. OSCAR ISAAC! MORE WITH OSCAR, AFTER THE 383 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:38,531 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * 384 00:26:38,531 --> 00:26:40,967 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE'RE HERE WITH OSCAR ISAAC. 385 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:45,972 COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE YOU. 386 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:50,944 HIS MOVIE, "THE CARD COUNTER", IS ON DEMAND NOW "THE CARD COUNTER", YOU PLAY A 387 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:54,280 A GUY WHO IS ACTUALLY A MASTER AT AT HOW TO COUNT CARDS AND GOES CASINO TO CASINO -- 388 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,483 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: -- WINNING LITTLE AMOUNTS OF MONEY 389 00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:58,785 >> JUST A LITTLE BIT >> Jimmy: JUST ENOUGH TO MAKE A LIVING 390 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,054 >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: PAUL SCHRADER. >> YEAH. 391 00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:03,156 >> Jimmy: DIRECTOR >> THE GREAT PAUL SCHRADER >> Jimmy: I MEAN, DUDE, "TAXI 392 00:27:03,156 --> 00:27:04,858 DRIVER", "RAGING BULL. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: COME ON, HE'S 393 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:07,293 A LEGEND PRODUCED BY SCORSESE >> MM-HMM. 394 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,496 >> Jimmy: YEAH NOT TOO SHABBY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY CARDS 395 00:27:09,496 --> 00:27:11,664 AT ALL OR JUST ACTING. >> A LITTLE BIT. A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, POKER. 396 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:19,105 >> Jimmy: YOU DO >> YEAH, A LITTLE BIT OF POKER >> Jimmy: HO, WOW. 397 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:22,042 DID YOU GAMBLE DURING THE MOVIE? >> SO WE SHOT IN AN ACTUAL 398 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:25,545 CASINO THE ACTUAL CASINO'S IN BILOXI, MISSISSIPPI. 399 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:30,050 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IN BETWEEN TAKES, I'D GO AND SIT WITH THE LOCALS AND 400 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:32,552 PLAY A LITTLE BIT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY >> YEAH. 401 00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:35,055 >> Jimmy: AND ARE YOU GOOD >> BET LOW, LOSE LOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 402 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:37,123 [ LAUGHTER ] TIFFANY HADDISH IS IN THIS >> YEAH. 403 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,658 >> Jimmy: WE LOVE -- WHO IS, SO FUNNY, BUT IN THIS MOVIE, DRAMATIC ROLE. 404 00:27:38,658 --> 00:27:40,627 >> YEAH, IT'S A ROLE, YOU KNOW, SHE DOESN'T REALLY GET TO PLAY OFTEN, AND SHE'S JUST SO GREAT 405 00:27:40,627 --> 00:27:42,095 IN IT. SOMETHING -- I GO, "I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE 406 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:45,665 TIFFANY HADDISH. >> I MEAN -- I SAID TO HER IT'S LIKE -- WELL, THE FIRST THING 407 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,634 SHE SAID WHEN I WAS LIKE, "HI, TIFFANY, HOW YOU DOING?" SHE'S LIKE, "SUCCESSFUL. 408 00:27:47,634 --> 00:27:50,370 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER, YEAH 409 00:27:50,370 --> 00:27:53,740 YOU GUYS ARE SUCCESSFUL. >> IMMEDIATELY, I WAS LIKE, "I LOVE THIS PERSON." 410 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:57,677 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE JUST EXUDES SUCH A A VIBRANCY 411 00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,546 IT'S LIKE, I IMAGINE IT WAS LIKE WHAT MEETING JESUS WAS LIKE 412 00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:04,250 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW? 413 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,885 WHERE YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "I'LL FOLLOW YOU I FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE. 414 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:08,288 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO BE 415 00:28:08,288 --> 00:28:10,790 AROUND THAT LIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SHE DOES HAVE A GOOD 416 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,325 MAGNETISM. >> LIKE A SEXY JESUS >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. 417 00:28:12,325 --> 00:28:14,861 >> LIKE A REALLY SEXY JESUS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. DO YOU WANT TO SET UP WHAT "THE 418 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,930 CARD COUNTER" IS ABOUT >> WELL, YEAH. LIKE YOU SAID, IT'S ABOUT THIS 419 00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:23,036 MAN WHO WENT TO PRISON AND LEARNED HOW TO COUNT CARDS AND WHEN HE GETS OUT, HE FEELS 420 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,437 THAT HE STILL DESERVES PUNISHMENT FOR THE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HE DID 421 00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:28,041 IT'S A DARK MOVIE. THIS IS PAUL SCHRADER, AGAIN >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 422 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:31,611 >> YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T LIKE A A FLASHY, FUN CASINO MOVIE IT'S HEAVY STUFF, BUT REALLY 423 00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:37,817 MOVING, I THINK. AND ANYWAY, HE'S GIVEN HIMSELF OVER TO THIS LIKE PURGATORIAL 424 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:41,521 EXISTENCE, WHERE HE JUST GOES AND, YOU KNOW, PLAYS THESE CARDS AND JUST KIND OF IS GOING 425 00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:43,056 TO RUN OUT THE CLOCK ON HIS LIFE AND THEN HE MEETS THESE TWO 426 00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:47,861 PEOPLE THAT GIVE HIM A WINDOW INTO POSSIBLE REDEMPTION >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S REALLY 427 00:28:47,861 --> 00:28:50,597 GOOD I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S OSCAR ISAAC IN "THE CARD 428 00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:52,198 COUNTER. TAKE A LOOK. 429 00:28:52,732 --> 00:29:03,176 >> YOU MIND TRYING TO JUSTIFY WHAT WE DID? NO 430 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:13,753 NOTHING. NOTHING CAN JUSTIFY WHAT WE DID. 431 00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:23,063 YOUR FATHER UNDERSTOOD THAT. IF YOU WERE THERE, YOU COULD UNDERSTAND 432 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:26,332 OTHERWISE, THERE'S NO UNDERSTANDING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 433 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,401 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY. 434 00:29:28,401 --> 00:29:32,138 "THE CARD COUNTER" IS ON DEMAND NOW. CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING, BUDDY. 435 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:36,176 >> THANK YOU, BUDDY. >> Jimmy: OSCAR ISAAC, EVERYBODY. 436 00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:37,911 WE'LL BE BACK WITH JO FIRESTONE COME ON BACK 437 00:29:37,911 --> 00:29:53,626 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 438 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,895 A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO HAS A BRAND NEW SPECIAL CALLED "GOOD TIMING WITH 439 00:29:55,895 --> 00:30:00,266 JO FIRESTONE," WHICH IS STREAMING, RIGHT NOW, ON PEACOCK. 440 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,635 PLEASE WELCOME JO FIRESTONE, EVERYBODY. 441 00:30:03,737 --> 00:30:20,820 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: JO FIRESTONE, I'M SO 442 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:24,657 HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE ON THE SHOW YOU KNOW, WE'VE KNOWN EACH 443 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:30,663 OTHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE NOW >> YES, YOU USED TO BE MY BOSS >> Jimmy: WELL, KIND OF. 444 00:30:30,663 --> 00:30:33,633 WELL, YOU -- YES, YOU WROTE ON OUR SHOW >> YES 445 00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:35,702 >> Jimmy: SO YOU WERE -- YOU WERE BACKSTAGE >> YEAH. 446 00:30:35,702 --> 00:30:37,470 >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU PERFORMED STAND-UP ON THE SHOW, SO YOU WERE IN FRONT OF THE 447 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:39,739 STAGE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU DID STAND-UP 448 00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:41,274 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE DOING SIT-DOWN 449 00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:43,476 >> WELL, LOOK AT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT AMAZING, 450 00:30:43,476 --> 00:30:45,211 RIGHT? >> ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? >> Jimmy: IT'S SOMETHING 451 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:49,149 UNBELIEVABLE >> FROM DESK TO DESK >> Jimmy: I LOVE -- I LOVE THE 452 00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:50,850 SPECIAL SO MUCH. I WANT TO GET INTO IT, BECAUSE -- BUT I -- I DON'T 453 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,619 KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'VE DONE A LOT OF EXPERIMENTAL COMEDY, STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWS, 454 00:30:52,619 --> 00:31:00,060 AND DIFFERENT COMEDY SHOWS >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT, MAYBE, 455 00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:07,200 YOU COULD GIVE AN EXAMPLE. ONE IS A VERY INTERESTING SHOW THAT YOU PERFORMED, AND MADE 456 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:12,972 AND CREATED, CALLED "THE LAST TO LEAVE SHOW. >> YEAH, THIS WAS A BAD IDEA 457 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,842 >> Jimmy: YES, CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO WHAT HAPPENED WAS, IT WAS 458 00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:19,746 A -- IT WAS A SIX-HOUR LONG COMEDY EXPERIMENT. >> Jimmy: HM 459 00:31:19,746 --> 00:31:21,448 >> ALL RIGHT, SO I TRIED TO GET THE MOST BORING COMEDY LINED UP, REALLY AWFUL 460 00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:23,583 I GOT ONE GUY TO JUST TALK ABOUT MILK OKAY 461 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,752 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN -- AND THEY -- BUT PEOPLE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO 462 00:31:25,752 --> 00:31:30,156 LEAVE -- >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> -- OR CHECK THEIR PHONES, GO 463 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:34,094 TO THE BATHROOM. >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND IF THEY MADE IT THROUGH 464 00:31:34,094 --> 00:31:37,797 THE WHOLE THING, THEY GOT $100 >> Jimmy: BIG PRIZE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 465 00:31:37,797 --> 00:31:39,432 >> YEAH. WELL, BACK THEN -- YOU KNOW, AND SO THEN -- SO THEN, 466 00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:42,268 BASICALLY SIX HOURS GO BY. FINALLY THERE'S ONLY TWO GUYS LEFT, OKAY 467 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:44,804 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND NEITHER ONE IS CONCEDING. 468 00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:46,973 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO THEN WHAT HAPPENS, IS -- THEY -- WE DECIDE, "OH, HOW 469 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,109 ABOUT EACH OF YOU PICK A A REPRESENTATIVE WE'LL HAVE AN ARM WRESTLE. 470 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:51,678 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHOEVER WINS THE ARM WRESTLE WINS IT. 471 00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:53,747 >> Jimmy: SO THEY PICK A REP - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DO THEY ARM WRESTLE 472 00:31:53,747 --> 00:31:55,515 EACH OTHER >> NO, NO. THEY WERE BOTH -- THEY WERE 473 00:31:55,515 --> 00:31:57,684 BOTH WEAK, AND SO THEY PICKED STRONG [ LAUGHTER ] 474 00:31:57,684 --> 00:32:01,087 AND SO THEY EACH PICKED THE STRONGEST PERSON >> Jimmy: YEAH 475 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,056 >> AND SO THEY -- YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S TAKING OFF THEIR SHIRT. 476 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:04,924 IT'S NASTY >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:07,627 >> AND SO THEN, WHAT HAPPENS IS ONE GUY WINS THE ARM WRESTLE >> Jimmy: YEAH 478 00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:09,829 >> AND THAT GUY, HE'S LIKE, "I WON, I WON $100. EVERYBODY PICKS HIM UP, STARTS 479 00:32:09,829 --> 00:32:13,233 CARRYING HIM OUT OF THE THEATER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 480 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:15,735 >> THAT'S WHEN HE REALIZES HE'S NOT GOING TO BE THE LAST TO LEAVE. 481 00:32:15,735 --> 00:32:22,075 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS GENIUS >> AND SO HE STARTS CLAWING AT 482 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:24,144 THE WALLS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE OTHER GUY REALIZES HE'S 483 00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:28,181 ACTUALLY WON THE $100. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> HE'S HAVING THE TIME OF HIS 484 00:32:28,181 --> 00:32:30,216 LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S GONE FROM ZERO TO 60, AND 485 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:32,118 THE WHOLE -- AND THE WHOLE THING ENDED WITH EVERYBODY FEELING A LITTLE BIT UPSET 486 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:34,654 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. JO, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR -- 487 00:32:34,654 --> 00:32:40,760 YOUR SPECIAL "GOOD TIMING," WHICH IS -- WHAT A GREAT TITLE, BY THE WAY. 488 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,362 AND HOW DID THIS COME ABOUT EVEN -- YOU TEACHING THIS COMEDY CLASS FOR SENIOR 489 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:48,835 CITIZENS >> WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A JOB. 490 00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:53,406 >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND SO, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT, 491 00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,241 YOU KNOW, "MAYBE WITH MY FREE TIME, I'LL TEACH." >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 492 00:32:55,241 --> 00:32:57,110 AS -- YOU KNOW, AS THEY SAY, "IF YOU CAN'T DO" OR WHATEVER, AND SO THEN I STARTED TEACHING 493 00:32:57,110 --> 00:33:01,548 THESE CLASSES THREE WEEKS BEFORE THE PANDEMIC HIT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 494 00:33:01,548 --> 00:33:04,384 >> AND THEN THAT HAPPENED, AND SO WE WENT TO ZOOM IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 13 WEEKS, 495 00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:11,691 AND THEN WE JUST KEPT GOING. WE'RE STILL GOING. WE'RE MEETING ON MONDAY. 496 00:33:11,691 --> 00:33:17,497 >> Jimmy: BUT YOU -- YOU HAVE A GENUINE INTEREST IN YOUR STUDENTS OR WHATEVER 497 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:19,332 AND LISTENING TO THEM AND YOU GO THROUGH THESE -- LIKE NOT STRUCTURES, BUT, LIKE, "IS THAT 498 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:26,773 A FUNNY WORD?" "IS THAT A --" AND IT'S JUST SO -- IT'S HONESTLY SO FUNNY 499 00:33:26,773 --> 00:33:29,609 AND IT'S CLEARLY NOT SCRIPTED, OR WRITTEN OR ANYTHING AND THE THING I LOVE ABOUT YOU, 500 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:32,912 THAT YOU'RE SO GENUINE AND IT'S SO - NOTHING IS FAKE. 501 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:35,882 YOU'RE GENUINELY HELPING AND YOU'RE LAUGHING WHEN IT'S FUNNY, AND WHEN IT'S NOT FUNNY, 502 00:33:35,882 --> 00:33:41,855 YOU GO, "WE CAN WORK ON THIS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, WHAT DID YOU TAKE AWAY 503 00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:43,957 AFTER -- AFTER WATCHING THE -- THE SPECIAL? >> WELL, YOU KNOW, SO THE 504 00:33:43,957 --> 00:33:48,428 DIRECTOR AND I, WE WERE -- JULIE MILLER DIRECTED IT AND - >> Jimmy: SHE'S FANTASTIC. 505 00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:51,831 >> SHE'S FANTASTIC AND -- AND, YOU KNOW, WE WERE WATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER 506 00:33:51,831 --> 00:33:53,566 WITH THE EDITOR, DANNY SHERR, AND WE WERE LIKE -- JUST KIND OF -- THE CLASS ITSELF IS 507 00:33:53,566 --> 00:33:59,372 GREAT. EVERYBODY WRITES SO MANY JOKES AND BRINGS SO MUCH ENERGY. 508 00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:01,341 THAT'S WHY THE CLASS KEEPS GOING, IS 'CAUSE EVERYBODY KEEPS SHOWING UP WITH 509 00:34:01,341 --> 00:34:08,882 ENTHUSIASM >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THEY THINK THEY SHOW UP, FOR -- BECAUSE 510 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:12,185 YOU -- IF YOU WATCH THE DOCUMENTARY, I GUESS -- YOU'RE YOU'RE IN IT, BUT I'M WATCHING 511 00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:13,953 IT, AND AT ONE POINT, SOME WOMAN SAYS, "YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON THAT EVER TOLD ME I WAS 512 00:34:13,953 --> 00:34:19,693 FUNNY. AND IT'S LIKE, "WHAT?" AND SHE'S LIKE -- THEN THERE'S 513 00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:22,962 ANOTHER EXAMPLE SAYING LIKE, "I JUST NEED, I THINK, LAUGHTER I MISS LAUGHTER. 514 00:34:22,962 --> 00:34:27,600 DID YOU GET EMOTIONAL WATCHING THIS >> WHEN IT WAS IN THE MOMENT, 515 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:32,839 WHEN WE WERE LIKE -- YOU KNOW, WE WERE ON THIS PARTY BUS AND -- BIBBY STARTS SINGING, 516 00:34:32,839 --> 00:34:36,309 "JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT AS A WAY TO PUMP UP EVERYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ] 517 00:34:36,309 --> 00:34:39,079 I'M LIKE - >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE HYPE SONG >> YEAH -- 518 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:41,548 >> Jimmy: HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO. CLASSIC. 519 00:34:41,548 --> 00:34:43,416 [ LAUGHTER ] >> 16 SENIORS ARE SINGING, "JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT 520 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:47,220 ON A BUS GOING AROUND THE BLOCK, AND I THINK, "THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 521 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:53,126 I DIDN'T DO THIS THIS IS JUST THEM COMING TOGETHER, AND IT'S LIKE, "I'M 522 00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:55,662 SO LUCKY TO WITNESS THIS." >> Jimmy: SO, YOU GET THEM TOGETHER, AND THIS IS THE FIRST 523 00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:58,698 TIME YOU'RE ACTUALLY SEEING THEM IN PERSON >> YEAH. 524 00:34:58,698 --> 00:35:02,702 >> Jimmy: AND YOU SIT IN THE ROOM AND YOU'RE ALL WRITING JOKES AND TALKING ABOUT 525 00:35:02,702 --> 00:35:04,938 EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT ACT, AND THEN YOU PUT ON A SHOW AND YOU PUT ON A SHOW FOR 526 00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:10,310 PEOPLE AT WHAT TIME? >> 2:00. >> Jimmy: 2:00 P.M 527 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:13,813 [ LAUGHTER ] AND WHAT IS IT LIKE TO PUT ON A COMEDY SHOW AT 2:00 P.M. 528 00:35:13,813 --> 00:35:15,782 >> WELL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE CHILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, LOW 529 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:21,354 STAKES, 2:00 P.M., FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND THEN SOMEBODY POINTED OUT TO ME RECENTLY, 530 00:35:21,354 --> 00:35:22,956 THEY WERE LIKE, "BUT THERE WERE ALSO FIVE CAMERAS AND IT WAS GOING TO BE ON TV. 531 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:27,360 [ LAUGHTER ] SO IT WAS NOT LOW STAKES IT WAS LIKE -- YOU KNOW. 532 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,095 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD, AND THEY HAVE ACTUAL REALLY FUNNY JOKES, AND I JUST LOVE EVERY 533 00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:34,901 SINGLE PERSON IN THIS CLASS. I LOVED EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE MOVIE. 534 00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:39,372 SO FUNNY AND SO CHARMING, AND IT STARTS WITH YOU, BUDDY. THE WAY THAT YOU CAME UP WITH 535 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:41,908 THIS -- YOU'RE AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 536 00:35:41,908 --> 00:35:45,278 YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS GET TOGETHER WATCH THIS 537 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:48,448 IT'S SO GOOD IT'S ON PEACOCK. HERE'S A CLIP FROM "GOOD TIMING 538 00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:50,483 WITH JO FIRESTONE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 539 00:35:50,917 --> 00:35:55,989 >> WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO TAKE THIS COMEDY CLASS? >> I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FUNNY, 540 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:58,291 LIKE, MY WHOLE LIFE, KIND OF, BUT, YOU KNOW, NEVER FORMALLY FUNNY. 541 00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:02,562 I WOULD ALWAYS CRACK PEOPLE UP, MAKE JOKES WITH FRIENDS OR WHATNOT. 542 00:36:02,562 --> 00:36:04,197 BUT I NEVER PURSUED IT LIKE, I THOUGHT OF IT, BUT I WAS TOO SCARED 543 00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:08,034 YOU KNOW LIKE, YOU REALLY HAVE TO GIVE UP A LOT TO PURSUE IT, TO 544 00:36:08,034 --> 00:36:13,873 REALLY MAKE A CAREER OF IT AND EVERYTHING I USED TO HAVE A DREAM TO END 545 00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:15,809 UP ON TV, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE BIG THING, YOU KNOW, TO BE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," BLAH, BLAH, 546 00:36:15,809 --> 00:36:20,146 BLAH [ AUDIENCE AWS ] NOW I KNOW THAT'LL NEVER 547 00:36:20,146 --> 00:36:22,816 HAPPEN YOU KNOW, IT'S A FULFILLMENT IT'S PART OF ME THAT I CAN TAP 548 00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:27,654 INTO NOW AND IT'S GREAT THAT I HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY TO DO IT 549 00:36:27,654 --> 00:36:33,827 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, YOU WERE JUST ON 550 00:36:33,827 --> 00:36:39,165 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JO FIRESTONE 551 00:36:39,165 --> 00:36:43,770 CHECK OUT "GOOD TIMING WITH JO FIRESTONE," STREAMING RIGHT NOW ON PEACOCK 552 00:36:43,770 --> 00:36:45,171 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ALEC BENJAMIN. 553 00:36:45,171 --> 00:37:08,228 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 554 00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:11,197 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW SINGLE "OLDER," HERE IS ALEC BENJAMIN. 555 00:37:11,197 --> 00:37:15,101 ALEC BENJAMIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 556 00:37:26,212 --> 00:37:28,148 * I'M NOT PREPARED FO 557 00:37:28,148 --> 00:37:33,286 THE FUTURE SO MANY THING THAT I JUST DON'T KNOW * * I CUT MY HAIR 558 00:37:33,286 --> 00:37:37,657 BOUGHT A NEW SHIRT NEW PAIR OF SHOES AND * * IT'S TIME TO GO 559 00:37:37,657 --> 00:37:42,662 I FINALLY FOUND AN APARTMENT SIGNED A LEASE O A CAR THIS MONTH * 560 00:37:42,662 --> 00:37:45,832 * I CAN'T GO BACK T THE START NO TIME DOESN'T SLOW DOWN * 561 00:37:45,832 --> 00:37:49,669 * I'M ON MY OWN GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER NOW I'M TAKING * 562 00:37:49,669 --> 00:37:52,172 * DOWN MY POSTERS AND I'M PUTTING ALL MY THINGS INSIDE A BOX * 563 00:37:52,172 --> 00:37:54,274 * NEXT TO A TOASTER THAT'S MY CLOSEST * * THING TO CLOSUR 564 00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:56,776 I CAN'T STOP THIS ROLLERCOASTER * * I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE 565 00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:59,846 I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER * * NOW I'M TAKIN 566 00:37:59,846 --> 00:38:02,449 DOWN MY POSTER AND I'M TELLING ALL MY * * FRIENDS WE'LL GET 567 00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:05,018 TOGETHER NEXT OCTOBE THAT'S MY CLOSEST * * THING TO CLOSUR 568 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:09,689 I CAN'T STOP THIS ROLLERCOASTER * * I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE 569 00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:17,330 I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DUM * * BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DUM 570 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:25,538 BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DUM-DUM-DU NEVER THOUGHT I' BE TWENTY * 571 00:38:25,538 --> 00:38:29,142 * NOW THIRTY DON' SEEM SO FAR AWAY I KNOW I GOTTA MAKE A * 572 00:38:29,142 --> 00:38:37,784 * LITTLE MONEY THEN MAYBE FIND SOMEBOD TO CALL MY OWN * 573 00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:43,556 * I'M NOT READY BUT I CAN'T GO BACK IN TIM I KNOW IT'S ALL OUT * 574 00:38:43,556 --> 00:38:47,494 * MY CONTROL NOW I KNOW GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER NOW I'M TAKING * 575 00:38:47,494 --> 00:38:49,896 * DOWN MY POSTERS AND I'M PUTTING ALL MY THINGS INSIDE A BOX * 576 00:38:49,896 --> 00:38:57,871 * NEXT TO A TOASTER THAT'S MY CLOSES THING TO CLOSURE * 577 00:38:57,871 --> 00:39:00,607 * I CAN'T STO THIS ROLLERCOASTER I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER * 578 00:39:00,607 --> 00:39:03,910 * I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER NOW I'M TAKING * 579 00:39:03,910 --> 00:39:06,179 * DOWN MY POSTERS AND I'M TELLING ALL MY FRIENDS WE'LL GET * 580 00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:08,481 * TOGETHER NEXT OCTOBER THAT'S MY CLOSES THING TO CLOSURE * 581 00:39:08,481 --> 00:39:11,151 * I CAN'T STO THIS ROLLERCOASTER I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER * 582 00:39:11,151 --> 00:39:17,023 * I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DU BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DU 583 00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:22,262 BUM-BA-DA-DA-DA-DUM-DUM. GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER ONE DAY I'LL BE BUYING * 584 00:39:22,262 --> 00:39:24,564 * POSTERS FOR MY KIDS JUST LIKE MY PARENTS DID FOR ME * 585 00:39:24,564 --> 00:39:26,633 * IT'S NEVER OVER THEY'LL GROW U AND SOON ENOUGH * 586 00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:29,903 * THEY'LL WISH THAT TIM WOULD JUST MOVE SLOWER I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER * 587 00:39:29,903 --> 00:39:33,073 * I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDE GUESS MY CHILDHOOD IS OVER NOW I'M TAKING * 588 00:39:33,073 --> 00:39:35,475 * DOWN MY POSTERS AND I'M PUTTING ALL MY THING INSIDE A BOX * 589 00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:37,777 * NEXT TO A TOASTER THAT'S MY CLOSES THING TO CLOSURE * 590 00:39:37,777 --> 00:39:40,413 * I CAN'T STO THIS ROLLERCOASTER I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER * 591 00:39:40,413 --> 00:39:47,187 * I'M NOT READY TO GET OLDER * * 592 00:39:47,187 --> 00:40:04,771 * * I'M NOT PREPARE 593 00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:10,577 FOR THE FUTURE * * SO MANY THINGS THAT I JUST DON'T KNO 594 00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:14,280 I CUT MY HAIR * * BOUGHT A NEW SHIR NEW PAIR OF SHOES AN 595 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:20,620 IT'S TIME TO GO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 596 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:26,326 OSCAR ISAAC, JO FIRESTONE, ALEC BENJAMIN ONCE AGAIN AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 597 00:40:26,326 --> 00:40:30,030 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 598 00:40:30,030 --> 00:40:32,232 SETH MYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE. 599 00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:32,232 BYE. THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE