>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHELSEA HANDLER,
FINN WOLFHARD, MUSICAL GUEST JAMES BLAKE FEATURING SLOWTHAI
AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1533 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, COME
ON NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT I LOVE TO HEAR THAT.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY, WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING TONIGHT, OUR ENTIRE AUDIENCE IS
FILLED WITH STRANDED SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PASSENGERS. SO WELCOME
[ CHEERS ] THANK YOU. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
OVER THE WEEKEND, SOUTHWEST AIRLINES CANCELED MORE THAN 2,000 FLIGHTS.
THAT IS ROUGH. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN HAVING YOUR SOUTHWEST FLIGHT
CANCELED IS ACTUALLY HAVING TO FLY SOUTHWEST. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP. BOOKING A CHEAP FLIGHT ON SOUTHWEST IS LIKE EATING A
A CINNABON IT'S AMAZING AT FIRST BUT YOU QUICKLY REALIZE THAT YOU MADE
A HUGE MISTAKE [ LAUGHTER ] SOUTHWEST ACTUALLY BLAMED THE
CANCELLATIONS ON AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL AND BAD WEATHER. BUT THE FAA SAID THAT THERE
WASN'T A PROBLEM AND EVERY OTHER AIRLINE WAS FINE [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH IN A STATEMENT, THE FAA WAS LIKE, "UH, NICE TRY, BRAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] SOUTHWEST IS BASICALLY THAT GUY WHO SHOWS UP TO WORK LATE,
LIKE, "SORRY, CRAZY TRAFFIC," AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE, "WE ALL GOT HERE FINE.
[ LAUGHTER ] "THERE'S CONSTRUCTION BY MY -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
A PARADE, SO --" HEY, HALLOWEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, AND IN A NEW
INTERVIEW, DR. FAUCI SAID THAT TRICK OR TREATING SHOULD BE SAFE FOR KIDS THIS YEAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SORRY, BUT EVEN BEFORE COVID, WHEN WAS TRICK OR
TREATING EVER SAFE [ LAUGHTER ] GREW UP LIKE, RAZOR BLADES IN
APPLES AND STUFF NOW YOU GOT CANDY THAT LOOKS -- DRUGS THAT LOOK LIKE CANDY
KIDS GOING DOOR-TO-DOOR IN THE DARK TALKING TO STRANGERS? YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS INTERESTING. A NEW REPORT CLAIMS THAT
RUSSIAN SPIES STOLE THE UK'S ASTRAZENECA VACCINE TO MAKE ITS SPUTNIK SHOT
YEAH, THEIR SPIES STOLE THE VACCINE, OR AS PUTIN CALLS IT, "DOING OUR OWN RESEARCH.
[ LAUGHTER ] MY QUESTION IS, WHY ASTRAZENECA?
THAT'S LIKE THE RUSSIANS MAKING A NEW POTATO CHIP BY STEALING THE RECIPE FROM UTZ.
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I LIKE THOSE. >> Steve: HEY, UTZ ARE GOOD.
>> Jimmy: UTZ ARE GOOD, RIGHT? YEAH THE NAME'S FUNNY, THAT'S ALL
THIS IS EXCITING TODAY, THE BOSTON MARATHON RETURNED FOR THE FIRST TIME
SINCE APRIL OF 2019. YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S ALWAYS SO HISTORIC. BOSTON HAS THE ONLY MARATHON WHERE THEY HAND THE RUNNERS
LITTLE CUPS OF SAM ADAMS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, LAST NIGHT, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU GUYS SAW "60 MINUTES," BUT THEY DID A REPORT ON DEEP FAKE TECHNOLOGY.
AND THEY EVEN SHOWED OFF HOW WELL IT WORKS ON REPORTER BILL WHITAKER.
WATCH THIS
>> USING VIDEO FROM THE CBS
NEWS ARCHIVES, CHRIS UME WAS ABLE TO TRAIN HIS COMPUTER TO LEARN EVERY ASPECT OF MY
FACE - AND WIPE AWAY THE DECADES. THIS IS HOW I LOOKED 30 YEARS
AGO. HE CAN EVEN REMOVE MY MUSTACHE THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS,
AND A LITTLE FRIGHTENING >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT TECHNOLOGY WAS ULTRA ADVANCED UNTIL THEY REMOVED THE
MUSTACHE [ LAUGHTER ] NOW WE'RE -- NOW THEY'RE NOT
MESSING AROUND [ LAUGHTER ] HAVING SEEN THAT, I'M BEGINNING
TO SUSPECT THAT TOM BRADY IS A A DEEP FAKE. >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH LISTEN, IF WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK AND GET RID OF ANY
MUSTACHES, CAN SOMEONE HELP THIS KID OUT [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
* YEAH THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT. YEAH [ APPLAUSE ]
IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS VOTED MOST WISPIEST. >> Steve: REALLY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, NEW YORK COMICON WRAPPED
UP YESTERDAY, AND SOMEONE CAUGHT A SPECIAL MOMENT OVER THE WEEKEND ON VIDEO
CHECK THIS OUT
>> HE'S DOING IT
OH >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: AW
THAT WAS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKED SWEET BUT IT WAS JUST
A DECOY SO HE COULD WIN THE LIGHT SABER FIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS A GREAT "STAR WARS" PROPOSAL, BUT EVERYONE WAS A A LITTLE UPSET WHEN THEY FOUND
OUT THAT THEY WEREN'T BROTHER AND SISTER [ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OOHS WHAT IT'S "STAR WARS.
I DIDN'T WRITE THE SCRIPT. AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IN CANADA WHO WAS WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT BY A LOUD CRASHING SOUND FOUND A HOLE IN HER CEILING AND A METEORITE IN HER
BED. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] YEAH
IT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT SHE MEANT WHEN SHE WISHED TO WAKE UP NEXT TO THE ROCK.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY, IT IS
MONDAY WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK WE'VE GOT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS
AHEAD. DANIEL CRAIG WILL BE HERE TOMORROW
JAMIE FOXX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEGHAN TRAINOR,
VICTORIA BECKHAM AND ON WEDNESDAY, WE'LL HAVE THE WRITERS OF THE NEW FILM
"THE LAST DUEL," NICOLE HOLOFCENER, BEN AFFLECK AND MATT DAMON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A GREAT WEEK. BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE'S ON OF OUR FAVORITES. SHE'S BACK ON TOUR WITH HER NEW
STANDUP SHOW CALLED "THE VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR. [ LAUGHTER ]
CHELSEA HANDLER IS HERE IN THE HOUSE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON NOW. PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE," AND
HIS BAND THE AUBREYS HAVE A NEW ALBUM OUT SOON FINN WOLFHARD IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A STUD. SPEAKING OF STUDS, WE HAVE AN
IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM JAMES BLAKE FEATURING SLOWTHAI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOT A NEW RECORD OUT WE LOVE JAMES BLAKE. OH, I SHOULD -- THIS IS THE
WEEK I GOTTA MENTION. I PRODUCED SOME SHOWS THAT ARE
GOING TO AIR THIS WEEK I'M A PRODUCER NOW >> Steve: REALLY
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ CHEERS ] THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WANT ME TO PRODUCE -- DO YOU WANT ME TO PRODUCE
ANYTHING, I'VE TOLD THIS TO QUESTLOVE AND THE ROOTS -- >> Steve: YOU CAN PRODUCE IT
>> Jimmy: YEAH THEY -- NO ONE'S TAKEN ME UP ON THIS, BUT YEAH
IF YOU EVER WANT ME TO DO ANYTHING, I CAN DO IT. >> Steve: OH, REALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE >> Steve: LIKE A MUSICAL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T DO THAT, SORRY. THAT'S TOO MUCH.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DO HAVE -- THIS WEDNESDAY ON E
"CLASH OF THE COVER BANDS," WEDNESDAY AT 9:30 P.M. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THAT'S COVER BANDS, THEY FACE -- BATTLING EACH OTHER.
SO YOU'VE GOT U2 VERSUS COLDPLAY >> Steve: OOH.
>> Jimmy: BUT IT'S ALSO -- A A LITTLE BACKSTORY BEHIND EACH -- YEAH
GUY'S A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER DURING THE DAY, AT NIGHT HE'S BONO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S AWESOME I LOVE IT.
AND IT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS BATTLING IT OUT. AND THEN THURSDAY --
[ DRUM ROLL ON THE PEACOCK - >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET THE PEACOCK. THEY'RE ADDING "THE" TO IT
>> Steve: OH, REALLY THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE IT "THE PEACOCK"
>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT NOW IT'S -- IT'S CALLED PEACOCK. >> Steve: NO
>> Jimmy: THEY'RE ADDING "THE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GOTTA GET THE PEACOCK.
THIS IS HOW YOU GET -- HERE'S PEACOCK RIGHT THERE. THAT'S THE QR CODE
BUT THIS -- I HAVE -- THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" AIRS
THIS THURSDAY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. THURSDAY MORNING, IF YOU HAVE PEACOCK, YOU CAN START
STREAMING THOSE I THINK. AND THEN WE HAVE, LIKE, NEW LITTLE 15-MINUTE EPISODES IF
YOU HAVE KIDS AND YOU WANT TO WATCH IT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH IT AT
NIGHT. >> Steve: WATCH IT DURING THE DAY, MAN
>> Jimmy: WATCH IT IN THE MORNING. YEAH, WHY NOT?
HIGGINS, YOU KNOW WHENEVER I GET SOME DOWNTIME HERE AT THE SHOW, I LIKE TO GO ON
INSTAGRAM, SCROLL THROUGH ALL THE PHOTOS >> Steve: YOU LOVE IT.
>> Jimmy: AND ONE THING I'VE NOTICED IS THAT A LOT OF TIMES PEOPLE WILL WRITE THE EXACT
SAME CAPTION, BUT THE PICTURES THEY POST WILL BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN THIS NEXT
SEGMENT CALLED "PICTURE THIS." HERE WE GO
* * PICTURE THI PICTURE THIS
YEAH PICTURE THIS * *
>> Jimmy: SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FIRST EXAMPLE. IT'S FROM JOE BIDEN AND
DR. FAUCI. THEY BOTH WROTE, "WHAT A A HISTORIC EVENT."
JOE BIDEN POSTED A PICTURE OF HIMSELF GETTING A BOOSTER SHOT DR. FAUCI POSTED A PICTURE OF
HIMSELF PUTTING THE USB IN HIS COMPUTER CORRECTLY ON THE FIRST TRY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW IT GOES THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM HBO MAX
AND NETFLIX. THEY BOTH WROTE, "WE'RE SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING.
HBO MAX POSTED A PICTURE OF THEIR APP CRASHING NETFLIX POSTED A PICTURE OF
"TIGER KING 2. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THE DEUCE.
>> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE -- THE DEUCE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM THE CDC AND THE FCC. THEY BOTH WROTE, "THIS SHOULD
ONLY BE USED BY PEOPLE 65 AND OLDER. THE CDC POSTED A PICTURE OF THE
PFIZER BOOSTER SHOT. THE FCC POSTED A PICTURE OF FACEBOOK
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM SIX FLAGS AND YOUR EX.
>> Steve: YOUR EX. EVERYONE'S EX. >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, "THE
MOST HAUNTING THING YOU'LL SEE ALL WEEK." >> Steve: OKAY
>> Jimmy: SIX FLAGS POSTED A A PICTURE OF FRIGHT FEST YOUR EX POSTED A PICTURE OF THE
THREE TEXT DOTS. [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
IT COULD MEAN ANYTHING THE NEXT ONE IS FROM JOE BIDEN
AND BERNIE SANDERS >> Steve: OH, WOW. >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, "I
WON'T REST UNTIL I PASS THIS THING. JOE BIDEN POSTED A PICTURE OF
THE BUILD BACK BETTER PLAN BERNIE SANDERS POSTED A PICTURE OF A PASTRAMI SANDWICH
>> Steve: OH, HEY! [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LAST ONE IS FROM FOX NEWS AND APPLEBEE'S.
THEY BOTH WROTE, "AFTER REVIEWING THE INFORMATION, HE UNFORTUNATELY IS STILL BANNED.
FOX NEWS POSTED A PICTURE OF RUDY GIULIANI. APPLEBEES POSTED A PICTURE OF
RUDY GIULIANI. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "PICTURE THIS. STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TRUE CONFESSIONS" >> Steve: OOH, I LOVE THAT!
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF
DECEPTION CALLED, "TRUE CONFESSIONS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE MY FIRST
OPPONENT ON HER "VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR." [ LAUGHTER ]
PLEASE WELCOME CHELSEA HANDLER
*
>> Jimmy: CHELSEA HANDLER. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY CHELSEA AND I WILL BE FACING
OFF AGAINST A VERY TALENTED ACTOR THAT YOU CAN SEE IN "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE."
GIVE IT UP FOR FINN WOLFHARD
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HI, FINN. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU
CHELSEA STANDING OUT >> Jimmy: NOW HERE IS -- HERE IS HOW THE GAME WORKS.
IN FRONT OF US EACH ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING CONFESSIONS.
ONE IS TRUE. THE OTHER IS FALSE YEAH
SO NOW, ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU
THEN YOU HAVE TO COME TO A A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT THE TRUTH OR IS IT A LIE
>> GOT IT. >> Jimmy: WAIT, ARE YOU PLAYING?
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING ALREADY. ARE YOU JUDGING ME ALREADY
>> NO. I'M JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE RULES SO I DON'T GET IT
TWISTED, OKAY? >> Jimmy: NO, NO UNDERSTOOD
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> YEAH, YEAH.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING HARDBALL
>> WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME LIKE THAT, OKAY
>> Jimmy: I'M MAKING SERIOUS -- I'VE NEVER MADE THIS MUCH EYE CONTACT WITH YOU
>> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY. >> Jimmy: SORRY ABOUT THAT >> BACK IT UP.
[ LAUGHTER ] WOULD YOU MIND MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME?
I WOULD -- >> I JUST -- I WOULD RATHER MY PARENTS NOT FIGHT ON AIR
>> OH! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH!
>> OH. THIS - >> WHOA, COMING IN HOT
>> Jimmy: CHELSEA, HERE WE GO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CHELSEA, YOU GO FIRST.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE,
WHAT DO YOU THINK? ONE OR TWO WHICH?
>> GO TWO. OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH
NUMBER TWO >> SO I READ THIS ALOUD? I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW GAMES
WORK >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU READ IT.
THAT'S CORRECT I SHOPLIFTED LINGERIE FROM SEARS.
>> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO WHAT YEAR WAS THIS
>> 1970 -- IN '85. '85. I WOULD HAVE BEEN 10
I WAS BORN IN '75. THAT WAS ANOTHER CENTURY >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU WERE IN -- SEARS IS YOUR
GO-TO STORE TO -- TO GET ALL YOUR CLOTHES >> WELL, NO.
TO GET MOST OF MY APPLIANCES BUT I ALSO SAW LINGERIE SECTION ONE THERE -- ONE -- ONE DAY
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEY HAD A RED AND -- >> Jimmy: SORRY, YOU WERE IN
APPLIANCES AS A 10-YEAR-OLD? >> WELL, I WENT -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS IS WHERE I BUY ALL MY STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I NEED A NEW
BLENDER. >> MY PARENTS WERE SHOPPING THERE AND I THOUGHT I SAW AN
OPPORTUNITY WHILE THEY WERE SHOPPING FOR THEIR APPLIANCES OR WHATEVER YOU GET AT SEARS,
OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] I STILL DON'T KNOW
AND I SAW A LITTLE -- NOT, LIKE, NEGLIGEE OUTFIT. A BLONDE BRA -- I MEAN, A RED
BRA THAT I THOUGHT WAS GONNA LOOK GREAT WITH MY BLONDE LOCKS AND A MATCHING SET OF PANTIES.
AND EVEN THOUGH I WAS TOO YOUNG, I THOUGHT, "WOW, THIS OPPORTUNITY IS GONNA COME
SOONER THAN ONE MAY THINK, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SURE. >> YEAH, SO THEN I GOT IT -- I GOT -- I STOLE IT AND THEN,
LIKE, THE SEARS SECURITY CAME. IT WAS HUMILIATING AND I HAD TO GO TO, LIKE, SHOPLIFTING CLASS
WITH MY DAD FOR TWO WEEKS AND I HAD TO STAND UP EVERY CLASS AND SAY, "I'M CHELSEA HANDLER AND
I'M A SHOPLIFTER." [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S LIKE A -- IT WAS LIKE
A KLEPTO - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- CLASS?
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WHAT THE ALARM WAS ON IT?
>> WELL, YEAH. YEAH, EXACTLY. SO, OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE
SHOPLIFTED TOO, JIMMY. THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU HAD YOUR YEAR >> Jimmy: I THINK I -- I THINK
I TOOK A SNICKERS BAR ONCE, BUT THAT WAS A BIG THING FOR ME. BUT YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT. HUH. I -- I -
>> YEAH, YEAH. I BELIEVE -- I SOMEHOW -- I BELIEVE --
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO I BELIEVE SOME OF IT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT ALL AND I -- I -- I SEE YOU AS -- AS SOMEONE -- BUT I THINK
YOU'RE ALSO AN ADVENTURER. SO I THINK YOU WOULDN'T -- MIGHT LIKE TO EXPERIENCE WHAT
SHOPLIFTING IS >> YEAH. I THINK -- I THINK -
IS IT FAIR TO SAY YOU HAVE -- HAVE YOU SHOPLIFTED SINCE THEN >> YES
>> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT QUESTION >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY -- I'M GOING TO SAY "TRUE." >> YEAH, I'LL SAY "TRUE" TOO
>> OKAY. GREAT. [ DRUM ROLL
>> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE AT -- IS IT? >> YEAH, IT'S TRUE
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WEREN'T YOU SCARED >> NO, NO. I FELT LIKE -- NO, I WASN'T
SCARED I FELT LIKE I WAS EARNING MY STRIPES.
>> RIGHT >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> OR BUMMED THAT YOU GOT
CAUGHT >> I WAS BUMMED THAT I GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE MY MOM WAS
EMBARRASSED FOR ME LIKE, SHE WOULDN'T SPEAK TO ME >> Jimmy: BUT OUT OF ALL THE
THINGS TO STEAL, TOO >> WELL, A BRA >> Jimmy: SEXY LINGERIE?
>> YEAH, AND WHEN I WAS, LIKE, ONLY 10 YEARS OLD, LIKE -- >> 10 YEARS OLD.
>> IT'S FUNNY. I DID THE EXACT SAME THING AT 10.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT HERE WE GO
NOW, IT'S MY TURN. WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN >> I SAY -
>> IT'S A SLEEPER HIT OF A A JOKE >> I SAY YES
IT'S GONNA HIT ANY MINUTE. >> Jimmy: I LIKED IT >> YEAH.
>> JIMMY FALLON, NUMBER ONE. YOU -- ARE YOU JIMMY FALLON? >> Jimmy: THAT'S ME.
>> OKAY. >> YOU ARE NUMBER ONE, TOO >> Jimmy: YEAH, I APPRECIATE
IT THANKS BUDDY [ LAUGHTER ]
I ONCE CRASHED A WEDDING WITH MICHAEL JORDAN >> I BELIEVE THAT.
>> YEAH, THAT'S -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, NOW YOU GOT TO
ASK QUESTIONS! >> THAT'S LIKE A WEIRD FAMOUS PERSON -
>> OKAY. >> THAT WOULD EASILY - >> YEAH, EXACTLY
EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN -- YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO
INTERROGATE ME >> NO, BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY TRUE
>> WELL, WHERE DID YOU MEET MICHAEL JORDAN LIKE, WHERE -- LIKE --
>> Jimmy: I WAS AT A - >> -- WHAT PRECEDED THIS >> VERY GOOD QUESTION.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THIS COULD BE A -- THIS COULD BE A --
[ LAUGHTER ] I WAS AT A -- A CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT
>> THAT'S A LIE. THAT PART IS A LIE [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT WAS A LIE AND I KNOW YOU'RE LYING RIGHT NOW THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MET HIM
IT WAS A DIFFERENT EVENT WE WON'T GET INTO THE DETAILS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WAS THAT THE OTHER THING? NO, DEREK JETER'S GOLF
TOURNAMENT >> OH, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA LINE UP THIS STORY
BECAUSE I'VE ALSO MET MICHAEL JORDAN AND HE WAS WITH DEREK JETER.
AND SO I KNOW THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY'RE BUDDIES.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> SO I ALREADY BELIEVE IT >> WHOSE WEDDING WAS IT?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW >> OH, YOU CRASHED THE WEDDING OKAY
>> Jimmy: I CRASHED THE WEDDING. IT WAS THE STRANGEST WEDDING
>> YEAH, AND WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU GOT TO THE WEDDING? >> Jimmy: I TRIED TO GET
MORGAN FREEMAN TO COME WITH ME HE WOULDN'T DO IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT I WENT IN. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID THERE WAS A WEDDING NEXT DOOR, I GO, "LET'S JUST WALK IN.
MICHAEL JORDAN, BRING HIM INTO A WEDDING. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
>> AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS? >> Jimmy: WE DID A SHOT, MAYBE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I GOT UP WITH THE DEEJAY AND I -- I STARTED A CONGA LINE, BUT --
>> YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I DID.
>> THAT -- THAT WOULD DO IT. >> Jimmy: WITH MICHAEL JORDAN. >> YEAH, WITH MICHAEL JORDAN
>> Jimmy: NO, HE DID NOT DO THE CONGA LINE >> YEAH, WAS HE --
>> HE DIDN'T HE DEFINITELY DIDN'T >> WAS THIS A THING WHERE,
LIKE, HE FELT BAD SO HE KIND OF, WENT ALONG WITH YOU? >> Jimmy: NO, WE WERE FINE
WE'RE HAVING FUN HE LIKES ME. >> HE DIDN'T, LIKE, BRING --
YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T LIKE, "HEY, MICHAEL. COME HERE.
YOU KNOW, YOU LIKE - >> Jimmy: I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER IT BEING THAT
DESPERATE. I THINK IT WAS MORE OF, LIKE, A FUN IDEA
>> SURE. >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "DUDE, THIS WOULD BE FUNNY
LET'S DO THIS. AND IT WAS THE THREE OF US TALKING.
AND I GO, "LET'S JUST DO IT. REALLY QUICK THEN WE'LL COME RIGHT BACK."
>> THE MORGAN FREEMAN THING PUZZLES ME >> MORGAN FREEMAN IS, ACTUALLY,
RANDOMLY AT A LOT OF PLACES, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, I'VE ALSO BEEN AT PARTIES WHERE MORGAN FREEMAN ARRIVES OUT OF NOWHERE
>> YEAH, I KNOW. MY -- MY COUSIN'S THIRD, LIKE, BIRTHDAY PARTY, HE WAS THERE
IT WAS WEIRD [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS THE CLOWN
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE CAN HIRE MORE >> YEAH.
>> BUT WE ALL AGREE THAT THIS IS A REAL STORY, SO WHY ARE WE EVEN WASTING OUR TIME?
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A A WASTE OF TIME. IT IS NOT A TRUE STORY
I WAS MAKING IT UP >> OH, [ BLEEP ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> I AM VERY CONFUSED ABOUT THIS GAME.
I THOUGHT THIS HAD TO BE SOMETHING -- WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHAT I
THOUGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S GOING TO RUIN
THE REST OF THE GAME >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO
ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. I ALREADY RUINED IT.
>> THE MORGAN FREEMAN THING REALLY -- LIKE, THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WAS STRESSING ABOUT
THIS ALL DAY >> THAT WAS GOOD GOOD FOR YOU
WOW, GOOD ACTING >> Jimmy: I BROKE A SWEAT. THANK YOU.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST ACTING YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK.
>> YEAH, I'VE SEEN IT. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, FINN, WHAT DO YOU
THINK? FINN WOLFHARD. I SAY NUMBER ONE
>> YEAH, LET'S GO, UNO >> Jimmy: YEAH >> COOL.
>> THAT'S SPANISH FOR ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, GOT IT
OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I ONCE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
COOL TO TRY STAGE DIVING AND I IMMEDIATELY BROKE MY FOOT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HE'S IN A
A BAND I KNOW THIS. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BROKE YOUR FOOT STAGE DIVING, SO HOW DID YOU BREAK - >> HOW LONG -- HOW LONG DID IT
TAKE YOU TO RECOVER FROM YOUR - >> THAT WAS, LIKE -- I DID
PHYSIO, ACTUALLY BECAUSE I HAD TO DO A JOB. SO THAT WAS, LIKE, SIX -- SIX
MONTHS IN AND OUT. BUT I WAS -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD
QUESTION, THOUGH >> I WAS IN A BOOT FOR, LIKE -- I WAS IN A -- FOR SIX MONTHS
>> YEAH, THAT'S A LONG TIME. >> MY MOM IS - >> Jimmy: HE'S ONLY 6 MONTHS
OLD. >> YEAH, BUT - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH, BUT YOUR BONES ARE SO YOUNG AND STRONG IT SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU THAT LONG
TO HEAL. >> I LANDED ON IT WEIRD. >> OKAY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO LAND ON FOR PEOPLE TO CATCH YOU?
>> YEAH. I -- BUT -- SOMEHOW, I CLIPPED SO WHAT HAPPENS -- YOU KNOW THE
BARRIER BETWEEN THE STAGE? I THINK I CLIPPED IT HIT MY ANKLE ON IT AND ENDED UP
BREAKING THE -- I GUESS IT WOULD BE THE MIDDLE OF IT AND IT WAS A FRACTURE.
>> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU BROKE IT BEFORE YOU LANDED?
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE MID-AIR AND BROKE IT
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I, KIND OF, LANDED AND
KIND OF LAUGHED IT OFF AND I FINISHED THE SHOW. AND THEN I WENT BACK AND
REALIZED THAT IT WAS BROKEN. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS LIKE
SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO THE ADRENALINE WOULD GET YOU MOVING THROUGH THE THING
>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO, TOO. BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN INJURED,
LIKE, A COUPLE TIMES WHEN I'VE BEEN HERE AT THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK I'VE
ACTUALLY DONE THIS EXACT THING [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT PEOPLE TO CATCH. I JUST JUMPED INTO AN EMPTY --
>> RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: -- AN EMPTY POOL,
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S KIND OF YOUR THING
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE, "SQUID GAME. MY LIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S, LIKE, BASED ON MY LIFE >> THIS SOUNDS PRETTY
BELIEVABLE >> Jimmy: I KNOW BUT THAT'S HOW TRICKY THIS
DUDE'S BRAIN IS. HE WOULD THINK THAT -- I THINK HE'S SO ADVANCED, HE'S -- HE'S
AN ACTUAL ACTOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, HE'S SMARTER THAN BOTH
OF US PUT TOGETHER, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: HE'S SMARTER THAN BOTH OF US TO THE -- YEAH, HE
IS SO I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD BE LIKE, "OH, JIMMY WILL FALL FOR
THIS I STAGE DOVE, I BROKE MY LEG." AND YOU WOULD -- LOOK AT THE
WAY HE'S ACTING NOW. >> I THINK HE'S -- I THINK IT'S TRUE
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GONNA GO
WITH YOU I THINK IT IS TRUE YOU DID EMBARRASSINGLY DO THIS
[ DRUM ROLL >> IT IS FALSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH * HE'S LEVELS ABOVE US
MY THANKS TO MY PALS, CHELSEA HANDLER AND FINN WOLFHARD.
WE'RE TALKING TO CHELSEA AFTER THE BREAK. COME BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS
A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO'S BACK ON THE ROAD WITH HER STAND-UP SHOW CALLED THE
"VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR." FOR TICKETS GO TO CHELSEAHANDLER.COM
PLEASE WELCOME, THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING, CHELSEA HANDLER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU, COME ON
>> AWW >> Jimmy: CHELSEA HANDLER. COME ON, YOU CAN'T BEAT AN
AUDIENCE, RIGHT? >> NO, NO. YOU CANNOT BEAT AN AUDIENCE,
JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN
PERSON I APPRECIATE IT. >> WELL, I MISSED YOU.
>> Jimmy: I DO - >> DESPERATELY NO, NO, I DON'T MISS YOU
ACTIVELY 'CAUSE WE'RE HERE TOGETHER NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT I MISSED YOU DURING COVID BUT I GOT TO SEE YOU A A LOT DURING COVID
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE VERY NICE TO ME YOU ZOOMED IN A FEW TIMES FROM
YOUR HOME. AND I APPRECIATE THAT. >> I WAS SKIING.
I WAS SKIING IN WHISTLER WHEN YOU WERE -- I WAS DOING YOUR SHOW
SO I WOULD COME IN FROM THE SKI MOUNTAIN YOU KNOW, TAKE MY PANTS DOWN
FOR THE ZOOM AND THEN JUST HAVE MY SKI TOP ON THE TOP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YEAH
>> YEAH, I LIKE TO DO ALL MAY ZOOMS PANTS-LESS JUST TO GET MEN BACK FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU'RE
ON A NEW HEALTH KICK EXPLAIN THIS TO ME >> WELL, IT'S NOT A HEALTH
KICK I'M DOING A 30-DAY DETOX FROM ALCOHOL BECAUSE SOMEONE CALLED
IN FROM MY PODCAST AND SHE SAID SHE WAS HAVING TROUBLE KIND OF DETOXING AND I
SAID I WOULD DO IT IN SOLIDARITY WITH HER. >> Jimmy: OH
>> BUT I DID A 30-DAY CANNABIS DETOX ALSO SO NOW IT'S 30 DAYS OF CANNABIS
DETOX AND A 30-DAY ALCOHOL DETOX. TWO SEPARATE MONTHS.
SO I'VE LOST TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE DUE TO THIS PODCAST [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I'M OVER IT. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M OVER IT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE -- AND MY FRIEND'S LIKE, "IF YOU DO 30 DAYS, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL SO
GOOD, YOU'RE GONNA GO A YEAR." I'M LIKE, "NO, I WON'T." >> Jimmy: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT I LOVE THAT YOU DO THAT TO YOUR FANS.
I MEAN, I LOVE THE PODCAST "DEAR CHELSEA" IS THE PODCAST AND IT'S FANTASTIC
IF YOU LOVE PODCASTS AND YOU LOVE CHELSEA - >> I GIVE OUT ADVICE TO PEOPLE
WHO ACTUALLY WANT ADVICE FROM ME I MEAN, I'VE BEEN GIVING OUT
UNSOLICITED ADVICE A LOT FOR A A LONG TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SO THIS IS SOLICITED >> THIS IS WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY CALL IN AND THEY HAVE REAL LIFE
PROBLEMS OR REALLY SILLY PROBLEMS BUT EITHER WAY, YOU KNOW, I
LIKE TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BE A LITTLE BIT BRAVER, A LITTLE BIT STRONGER
LIKE A BIG SISTER WHO'S LIKE, GO OUT AND DO THAT LEAVE THAT JOB
LEAVE THAT RELATIONSHIP. YOU KNOW, DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO MAKE YOURSELF LIKE A LITTLE
MORE SUCCESSFUL AND CONFIDENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN THAT'S WHY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS
WHY WE LOVE YOU. BUT I THINK YOU'RE JUST BRUTALLY HONEST.
YOU'RE ALWAYS HONEST AND THAT'S THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO BECAUSE THEN -- WHEN
CLEARLY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIE WHEN WE PLAYED THE GAME WHERE YOU CAN LIE.
>> NO, I MEAN -- AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GAMES YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: NO, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET INTO IT. >> NO, I'LL GET INTO IT.
I CAN'T STAND PLAYING GAMES. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YOU DON'T LIKE THEM.
I KNOW BUT I LIKE TO WATCH YOU. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T FORCE YOU. YOU COULD SAY NO >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BUT I ENJOY -- >> CAN I CAN I SAY NO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BOOK YOU ON THE SHOW IF YOU
SAID NO. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE.
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ON THE SHOW BUT I LOVE WATCHING YOU PLAY A GAME 'CAUSE YOU
DON'T LIKE PLAYING THE GAME. THAT MAKES IT MORE FUN TO WATCH.
>> YEAH, IT'S FUN TO WATCH YOU WATCHING ME STRUGGLE PLAYING A A GAME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT OF YOU, MAN.
HEY, I FOLLOW YOU ON THE INSTAGRAM AND ALL THAT STUFF AND YOU POSTED SOMETHING
I GO, "THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL." YOU SAID, "I'M FINALLY IN LOVE."
>> I AM! I'M IN LOVE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: BUDDY. HEY! >> HOW CUTE IS THAT?
>> Jimmy: COULDN'T BE CUTER. AND YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME YOU COME ON WE TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING. ABOUT DATING OR RELATIONSHIPS. YOU'RE IN LOVE
>> I KNOW, AND I HAVE TO SAY, IF I FELL IN LOVE AT THE AGE OF 46, YOU GUYS, I HAVE HOPE
FOR EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, YES
IT'S NEVER -- IT'S NEVER TOO -- LIKE I WAS REALLY JUST KIND OF LIKE, MEN WERE VERY
DISCOURAGING THESE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS, ESPECIALLY, YOU KNOW, STRAIGHT WHITE MEN
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, GOD, WHO I AM A GOING TO END UP WITH? YOU KNOW
AND THEN I HAD MY FRIEND JO KOY WHO WAS IN MY LIFE FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
HE USED TO BE ON MY OLD SHOW, "CHELSEA LATELY. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND HE AND I WERE FRIENDS AND THEN HE KEPT SHOWING UP AND SHOWING UP AND SHOWING UP.
AND I WAS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN ONE DAY, I JUST LOOKED
AT HIM AND I THOUGHT, "OH, THAT'S MY GUY. AND YEAH
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] SO HE'S LIKE, MY BEST BUDDY AND THEN I ALSO, YOU KNOW, GET TO
HAVE SEX WITH HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] FUN TIMES.
SO ANYONE, IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT INTO OR NOT
ATTRACTED TO, JUST REMEMBER MY STORY AND TO BE OPEN MINDED. BECAUSE LITTLE THINGS CAN TAP
YOU ON THE SHOULDER AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU SEE SOMETHING THROUGH A DIFFERENT
LENS AND I MEAN IF -- I WOULD NEVER TALK ABOUT A MAN LIKE THIS
UNLESS I MEANT IT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, BUDDY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ APPLAUSE ] HE'S A BRILLIANT COMEDIAN TOO.
SO THAT MUST BE SO FUN >> AND I'M PREGNANT. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HOW THE PLAY THE GAME
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR STAND-UP TOUR. "VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR."
THE NAME GOT A LAUGH EVERY TIME I SAID IT. YOU ALWAYS THINK OF GOOD
TITLES YOU'RE AT THE BEACON THEATER >> I'M PLAYING TWO SHOWS AT THE
BEACON THIS WEEKEND. I'M DOING ALBANY, BOSTON --- I'M GOING ALL OVER TO THE
COUNTRY. SO I'M ANNOUNCING MORE DATES SOON AND IT'S BEEN SO FUN TO BE
ON THE ROAD. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S IT LIKE >> WELL, IT'S JUST LIKE THIS
I MEAN, THERE IS NOTHING THAT REPLACES A LIVE AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO IT'S GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
>> Jimmy: WE NEED IT WE NEED IT THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS
>> IT'S -- WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME, JIMMY THE WHOLE WORLD IS WELCOME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I REALLY MEAN IT HONESTLY, WE NEEDED TO LAUGH
WE NEED SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT. >> YEAH. WE DO.
AND IT IS SO NICE TO BE A REASON THAT PEOPLE -- YOU KNOW, TO BRING PEOPLE BACK
TOGETHER MANY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE A YEAR OR TWO.
AND SO I NAMED THE TOUR "VACCINATED AND HORNY" BECAUSE THAT'S HOW A LOT OF SINGLE
PEOPLE WERE FEELING, AND MARRIED PEOPLE, QUITE FRANKLY, AFTER THE THICK OF COVID
[ LAUGHTER ] HOPEFULLY WE'RE THROUGH THE THICK OF IT.
BUT -- AND THEN, SO I'M STILL VACCINATED AND I'M STILL HORNY, JUST NOW FOR ONE PERSON INSTEAD
OF THE WORLD >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE DOING A VERY COOL THING THAT I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING -- FOR FLIGHT
ATTENDANTS >> YES, YES, YES FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, YOU GUYS.
WE HAVE TO RESPECT OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS I WAS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY WE HAVE TO
>> OH, GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT IS GOING ON
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW. BUT I GOT ON MY FIRST FLIGHT IN A LONG TIME A COUPLE MONTHS AGO
AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THE CAPTAIN HAD TO MAKE OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER WAS SO
EMBARRASSING TO SOCIETY. HE'S LIKE, "OKAY EVERYONE, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR
MASKS ARE OVER YOUR NOSE AND WHEN YOU TAKE A BITE OF FOOD YOU CAN LOWER YOUR MASK.
AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE DONE CHEWING, PUT YOUR MASK AGAIN OVER YOUR NOSE
PLEASE DO NOT HIT OR TOUCH THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS. AND I WAS JUST DEVASTATED FOR
THEM BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT, "WHAT HAVE WE COME TO THAT WE CAN'T" -- AND THESE POOR PEOPLE
THAT BECOME FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, THEY'RE JUST, YOU KNOW, TRYING TO HAVE A NICE JOB WHERE THEY
CAN TRAVEL TO FUN PLACES NOW THEY HAVE TO TAKE JIU JITSU AND DUCT TAPE PEOPLE TO THEIR
SEATS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S INSANE.
>> I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF IDIOT, MORON GETS ON A PLANE AND IS LIKE, "I WON'T DO IT
I WON'T WEAR A MASK. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU KNOW, AS THEY'RE TAPING YOU TO YOUR SEAT WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL MY
GRANDDAUGHTER SEES THIS VIDEO. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, EXACTLY. RIGHT?
AND THEN -- BUT HERE'S WHAT YOU DO YOU STEP IN AND YOU GO, "HEY,
IF YOU'RE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT, DM ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE TICKETS TO MY SHOW
>> YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO WE HAVE A LOT OF FLIGHT
ATTENDANTS COMING TO ALL MY SHOWS. THE BEACON ESPECIALLY THIS
WEEKEND, I THINK WE HAVE 100 FLYING IN FROM ALL DIFFERENT PLACES ALL OVER THE
WORLD. SO YEAH WE HELP -- IF YOU'RE A A FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND YOU
DIDN'T GET A TICKET IT IS BECAUSE WE WERE BOMBARDED. AND I'M ANNOUNCING NEW DATES
SOON AND WE'LL TRY AND GET YOU IN THE SECOND ROUND. BUT WE ARE -- YEAH, FLIGHT
ATTENDANTS, WE'VE GOT TO GIVE OUR LOVE TO THEM ABSOLUTELY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I GOTTA TELL YOU, EVERY TIME YOU COME ON, YOU'RE
THE MOST FUN PERSON. WE LOVE YOU. CHELSEA HANDLER, EVERYBODY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GET TICKETS FOR "VACCINATED AND HORNY" TOUR AT
CHELSEAHANDLER.COM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FINN WOLFHARD JOINS US AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU CAN
SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
NOVEMBER 19th. PLEASE WELCOME FINN WOLFHARD
* * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW, BUDDY. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU, AND THANKS FOR PLAYING THAT GAME WITH ME. >> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DUDE I - >> ANY TIME. >> Jimmy: I KNEW THAT YOU WERE
LEVELS -- YOU'RE LEVELS ABOVE. YOU WERE ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME PROBABLY BEFORE I EVEN
CAME OUT THERE >> YEAH, I'M LIKE -- YEAH, I LIKE TO PLAN AHEAD
I'M LIKE A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE YEAH
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A THOUSAND THINGS I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT
BUT I KNOW YOU PROBABLY CAN'T TELL ME MUCH ABOUT "STRANGER THINGS."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SEASON FOUR, RIGHT WHAT CAN YOU SAY
>> WELL, WE -- WHAT I CAN SAY IS, LIKE, WE JUST DID LITERALLY 300 DA -- WE JUST FINISHED
SHOOTING AND IT WAS DAY 300. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> YEAH.
WE SHOT FOR 300 DAYS [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY.
IS IT A LONGER - >> I LOVE HOW -- THE AUDIENCE CLAPS.
NONE OF THE CREW WAS CLAPPING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE EXHAUSTED.
>> THEY'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, COOL GUYS, YEAH, COOL. WE'LL LEAVE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT IT'S GREAT YEAH, IT WAS A LONG --
>> Jimmy: THOSE DUFFER BROTHERS, HUH? >> YEAH.
LIKE, I'M SO GLAD THEY STILL CARE 'CAUSE YOU KNOW, IF A SHOW RUNS
THAT LONG, THE CREATORS STOP CARING, THEY CASH IN AND THEY REALLY STILL CARE
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN TELL >> YEAH, THE SHOW --
>> Jimmy: IT'S QUALITY STUFF LAST SEASON WAS AWESOME. >> YEAH.
THANKS YEAH, THE SHOW'S GONNA BE -- IT'S GONNA BE REALLY MESSED UP
THIS SEASON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I WANTED TO
TEST YOUR POKER FACE, BECAUSE I KNOW WE JUST PLAYED "TRUE CONFESSIONS.
>> SURE, SURE. >> Jimmy: SO I'M GOING TO JUST SAY FOUR RUMORS ABOUT THIS
SEASON, AND THEN I WANT TO SEE YOUR REACTION, AND SEE - >> OH, YEAH, OKAY, COOL.
>> Jimmy: WE'LL SEE IF -- IT'S REAL OR NOT. >> YEAH, SURE.
>> Jimmy: WILL WE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HOPPER THIS SEASON? OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] HOW ABOUT MIKE AND ELEVEN? ARE THEY GOING TO REUNITE?
>> OH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "OH" IS THE FUNNIEST
ANSWER [ LAUGHTER ] WILL WE SEE ELEVEN GET HER
POWERS BACK? * >> BUT -- IT -
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHO ARE THE CREELS, AND WHAT'S
THEIR CONNECTION TO THE UPSIDE DOWN *
OKAY THERE YOU GO RIGHT THERE THAT'S IT.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
* THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR
PLAYING. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
ALONG WITH THAT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MUSIC FOR A LITTLE BIT HERE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR ALBUM COVER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE ART
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT, IS THIS AN ARTIST?
A FAMOUS ARTIST? >> YEAH, NO IT'S -- NO, IT'S THE DRUMMER IN MY BAND
IT'S ME AND MY FRIEND MALCOLM CRAIG, AND MALCOLM DID THE COVER ART.
HE'S AN AMAZING ARTIST >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC I LOVE IT.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IS "KARAOKE ALONE.
>> YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: I HAVE DONE THAT
YEAH >> OH! THAT'S SAD
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SOMEONE ASKED ME THAT
QUESTION, THEY'RE LIKE, "HAVE YOU EVER DONE KARAOKE ALONE? AND I WAS LIKE -
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> NO, NO! >> Jimmy: WELL, NOT REALLY
KARAOKE BUT YOU PROBABLY SANG IN YOUR BEDROOM OR SOMETHING >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
BUT I MEAN, LIKE KARAOKE BAR ALONE. LIKE, I JUST IMAGINE YOU, LIKE,
DISHEVELED AFTER A DAY OF WORK BY YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ]
IN A KARAOKE - >> Jimmy: GLASS OF WHISKEY >> YEAH, IN YOUR -- BY
YOURSELF >> Jimmy: BEER >> NO ONE -- YEAH, NO ONE IN
THE -- * ALL BY MYSELF * [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: I'M TRYING TO THINK IF I EVER HAVE IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I
MIGHT HAVE DONE JUST TO LIKE -- I THINK I HAD TO LIKE PRACTICE FOR SOME -- I HAD TO DO AN
IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING. >> AND HAD TO GO MAYBE, YEAH >> Jimmy: WELL, AT MY APARTMENT
EVERYONE CAN HEAR EVERYTHING SO THAT -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO I WENT TO KARAOKE TO PRACTICE MY IMPRESSION OF BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN OR SOMETHING
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: JUST SO I COULD GO LIKE -- YEAH
BECAUSE MY NEIGHBOR WOULD BE LIKE - [ KNOCKING ]
"GO TO BED!" [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO I PROBABLY DID GO KARAOKE ALONE. >> VERY NEW YORK NEIGHBOR.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. RIGHT? EXACTLY, YEAH.
BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT -- 'CAUSE - THE AUBREYS IS THE NAME OF YOUR
BAND >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU ALWAYS
CALLED THE AUBREYS NO YOU WERE IN A DIFFERENT BAND
>> YEAH, I WAS IN A DIFFERENT BRAND BEFORE, AND THEN FORMED THIS BAND.
AND THEN IT WAS GOING TO BE CALLED THE AUDREYS, AND THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER BAND FROM
AUSTRALIA I THINK CALLED THE AUDREYS. AND THEN I SAID, "WOULDN'T IT
BE FUNNY IF WE SWAPPED THE D TO A B? AND WE STARTED LAUGHING AND
THEN WE DID. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S THE WAY
TO DO IT >> SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO THE AUBREYS IS THE
NAME OF THE GROUP. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
GREAT NAME "KARAOKE ALONE." DO WE KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING
OUT? >> YEAH, NOVEMBER 5th. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIG MONTH. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BIG MONTH, NOVEMBER >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE, DUDE, YOU'RE RELAUNCHING, REBOOTING THE NEW "GHOSTBUSTERS.
>> I AM. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU
YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A -- ALMOST LIKE A A DIRECT SEQUEL.
BUT IT'S, LIKE, MADE -- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY IT'S -- THE ORIGINAL CAME OUT IN '84.
AND YEAH JASON REITMAN IS WRITING AND DIRECTING IT
IT WAS IVAN -- IVAN REITMAN WHO DID THE ORIGINAL >> Jimmy: HIS SON.
>> YEAH, IT'S HIS SON. AND IT'S LIKE A REALLY AMAZING KIND OF FAMILY AFFAIR.
>> Jimmy: YOUR FAMILY MOVES INTO THIS LIKE, IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME FARM THAT THEIR -- HER
DAD LEFT TO HER. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: HER DAD IS
HAROLD RAMIS' CHARACTER. >> CORRECT >> Jimmy: AND YOU GET TO THIS
FARM AND YOU'RE HANGING AROUND PLAYING AND YOU GO -- IS IT UNDER THE GARAGE
>> YEAH, YEAH. PHOE -- McKENNA GRACE IS AN INCREDIBLE ACTOR WHO PLAYS MY
LITTLE SISTER. KIND OF STARTS TO UNCOVER SOME SPOOKY STUFF
>> Jimmy: YEAH THEN YOU FIND THE ECTO-1, DUDE >> YEAH.
I FIND THE ECTO-1 IN A GARAGE. >> Jimmy: DUDE AND YOU GET TO DRIVE THE
ECTO-1 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S SO -- THAT'S PRETTY COOL. >> IT IS REALLY COOL
>> Jimmy: AND YOU GOT TO MEET THE ORIGINAL CAST? >> I DID, YEAH
YEAH, YEAH IT WAS NUTS. >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- YOU
CAN'T -- DAN AYKROYD AND BILL MURRAY, YOU CAN'T GET BETTER, NICER PEOPLE
>> NO, THAT'S WHAT'S CRAZY, IS THAT THEY'RE LIKE -- IT'S LIKE BEING IN THE ROOM WITH, LIKE,
THE APOSTLES OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW LIKE, YOU DON'T, LIKE --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT, LIKE,
IT'S WEIRD IT'S LIKE SEEING, LIKE, YOU KNOW, BILL, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
LEADING THE CHARGE IT'S LIKE REALLY - >> Jimmy: HE'S AN --
>> AND I JUST CALLED HIM BILL LIKE I KNOW HIM REALLY WELL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, WHEN BILLY -- WHEN BILLY LED THE CHARGE ONSET, IT
WAS SO AWESOME WHEN WE WERE AT NOBU TOGETHER, IT WAS SO COOL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE DOES HAVE A A MAGNETIC -- A MAGNET --
A MAGNETISM. SO DOES DAN AYKROYD. >> YEAH.
HE MAKES EVERYTHING HE'S EVER IN BETTER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE.
BOTH THEM. YOU TOO, BUD >> AW, THANK YOU
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE'S FINN WOLFHARD IN "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> IS THAT A -
>> FREE-FLOATING METAL MUNCHER DEFINITELY CLASS FIVE. >> OKAY.
UH, WHAT DO WE DO? >> LET'S GET HIM >> WHAT?
>> I'M GONNA GET A PHOTO FIRST * >> GUYS?
>> NO, NO, NO! IT HAS A GUNNER SEAT [ GROWLING ]
* [ CRASHING ] >> GO, GO, GO!
[ TIRES SQUEALING >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FINN WOLFHARD! "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE" IS IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 19th
GO CHECK OUT HIS ALBUM BY THE AUBREYS, EVERYBODY JAMES BLAKE FEATURING SLOWTHAI
PERFORMS FOR US NEXT STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "FUNERAL" WITH SLOWTHAI FROM HIM NEW
ALBUM "FRIENDS THAT BREAK YOUR HEART," PLEASE WELCOME, JAMES BLAKE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* I HOLD MY EAR TO A SHEL I HEAR SOMETHING THA
NO ONE CAN SEL YOU KNOW I SHOULD'VE * * LIVED BY THE SE
'CAUSE I FEEL INVISIBL IN EVERY CIT AND I KNOW THIS FEELING *
* TOO WEL TOO WELL OF BEING ALIVE A
YOUR OWN FUNERAL * * GOING DON'T GIVE UP ON ME GOING DON'T GIVE UP ON M
PLEASE I'LL BE THE BES I CAN BE * * I'LL BE THE BES
I CAN BE DON'T GIVE UP ON M I NEVER BEEN ONE *
* FOR HORROR MOVIES I FALL ASLEE UNDER YOUR TONGU
I HOPE YOU CHOOSE ME M * THE SHADO SILHOUETTING THE SUN
I'M GLUED TO YOUR FEET I LIVE IN THE SHADOWS OF * * UHH
UNDER THE LOOSE LEAVES I SPREAD MY WING I GOT A NOSE BLEED *
* I BEEN THE DUST O TOP OF TROPHIE THE RUST THAT MAKE
IT HOMELY * * THE CRUST THA NO ONE WANTS
I WAS FORGOTTE I'VE GONE MOLDY * * THEY PRESS MUTE
CAN YOU PLEASE PASS THE CONTROLLE BEEN THE RABBIT *
* IN THE LIGHTS AND THEY ALREADY RAN ME OVE
I'VE KNOW THIS FEELING * * TOO WEL TOO WELL
OF BEING ALIVE A YOUR OWN FUNERAL * * GOING DON'T GIVE UP ON ME
GOING DON'T GIVE UP ON M PLEASE I'LL BE THE BES I CAN BE *
* I'LL BE THE BES I CAN BE * *
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JAMES BLAKE!
SLOWTHAI "FRIENDS THAT BREAK YOUR HEART" IS OUT NOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CHELSEA HANDLER, FINN WOLFHARD, JAMES BLAKE, ONCE AGAIN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SLOWTHAI AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY