1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,344 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:18,651 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:22,288 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHELSEA HANDLER, 4 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:27,160 FINN WOLFHARD, MUSICAL GUEST JAMES BLAKE FEATURING SLOWTHAI 5 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:33,233 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1533 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:40,573 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,614 * 8 00:00:47,614 --> 00:01:02,162 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS, COME 9 00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:05,932 ON NOW THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT I LOVE TO HEAR THAT. 10 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:10,303 WELCOME, EVERYBODY, WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:14,908 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,277 WELL, GUYS, THIS IS VERY EXCITING TONIGHT, OUR ENTIRE AUDIENCE IS 13 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:21,614 FILLED WITH STRANDED SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PASSENGERS. SO WELCOME 14 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:25,251 [ CHEERS ] THANK YOU. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? 15 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,087 OVER THE WEEKEND, SOUTHWEST AIRLINES CANCELED MORE THAN 2,000 FLIGHTS. 16 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:31,825 THAT IS ROUGH. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN HAVING YOUR SOUTHWEST FLIGHT 17 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:35,995 CANCELED IS ACTUALLY HAVING TO FLY SOUTHWEST. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:39,099 YEP. BOOKING A CHEAP FLIGHT ON SOUTHWEST IS LIKE EATING A 19 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,268 A CINNABON IT'S AMAZING AT FIRST BUT YOU QUICKLY REALIZE THAT YOU MADE 20 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:46,806 A HUGE MISTAKE [ LAUGHTER ] SOUTHWEST ACTUALLY BLAMED THE 21 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:52,112 CANCELLATIONS ON AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL AND BAD WEATHER. BUT THE FAA SAID THAT THERE 22 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:57,117 WASN'T A PROBLEM AND EVERY OTHER AIRLINE WAS FINE [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,487 YEAH IN A STATEMENT, THE FAA WAS LIKE, "UH, NICE TRY, BRAH. 24 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:04,324 [ LAUGHTER ] SOUTHWEST IS BASICALLY THAT GUY WHO SHOWS UP TO WORK LATE, 25 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:09,062 LIKE, "SORRY, CRAZY TRAFFIC," AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE, "WE ALL GOT HERE FINE. 26 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:19,539 [ LAUGHTER ] "THERE'S CONSTRUCTION BY MY -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,775 A PARADE, SO --" HEY, HALLOWEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, AND IN A NEW 28 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:23,543 INTERVIEW, DR. FAUCI SAID THAT TRICK OR TREATING SHOULD BE SAFE FOR KIDS THIS YEAR. 29 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:29,115 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SORRY, BUT EVEN BEFORE COVID, WHEN WAS TRICK OR 30 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:36,089 TREATING EVER SAFE [ LAUGHTER ] GREW UP LIKE, RAZOR BLADES IN 31 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:41,227 APPLES AND STUFF NOW YOU GOT CANDY THAT LOOKS -- DRUGS THAT LOOK LIKE CANDY 32 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:44,431 KIDS GOING DOOR-TO-DOOR IN THE DARK TALKING TO STRANGERS? YEAH 33 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,300 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS INTERESTING. A NEW REPORT CLAIMS THAT 34 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:54,341 RUSSIAN SPIES STOLE THE UK'S ASTRAZENECA VACCINE TO MAKE ITS SPUTNIK SHOT 35 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:58,812 YEAH, THEIR SPIES STOLE THE VACCINE, OR AS PUTIN CALLS IT, "DOING OUR OWN RESEARCH. 36 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:03,183 [ LAUGHTER ] MY QUESTION IS, WHY ASTRAZENECA? 37 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,286 THAT'S LIKE THE RUSSIANS MAKING A NEW POTATO CHIP BY STEALING THE RECIPE FROM UTZ. 38 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:11,291 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I LIKE THOSE. >> Steve: HEY, UTZ ARE GOOD. 39 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:14,394 >> Jimmy: UTZ ARE GOOD, RIGHT? YEAH THE NAME'S FUNNY, THAT'S ALL 40 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:17,464 THIS IS EXCITING TODAY, THE BOSTON MARATHON RETURNED FOR THE FIRST TIME 41 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:25,305 SINCE APRIL OF 2019. YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 42 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:29,209 IT'S ALWAYS SO HISTORIC. BOSTON HAS THE ONLY MARATHON WHERE THEY HAND THE RUNNERS 43 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:33,947 LITTLE CUPS OF SAM ADAMS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HEY, LAST NIGHT, I DON'T KNOW 44 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:38,084 IF YOU GUYS SAW "60 MINUTES," BUT THEY DID A REPORT ON DEEP FAKE TECHNOLOGY. 45 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:40,653 AND THEY EVEN SHOWED OFF HOW WELL IT WORKS ON REPORTER BILL WHITAKER. 46 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:42,188 BILL WHITAKER. WATCH THIS 47 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:43,890 >> USING VIDEO FROM THE CBS 48 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,558 NEWS ARCHIVES, CHRIS UME WAS ABLE TO TRAIN HIS COMPUTER TO LEARN EVERY ASPECT OF MY 49 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:54,701 FACE - AND WIPE AWAY THE DECADES. THIS IS HOW I LOOKED 30 YEARS 50 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:59,739 AGO. HE CAN EVEN REMOVE MY MUSTACHE THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS, 51 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:06,146 AND A LITTLE FRIGHTENING >> Jimmy: WOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,281 I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT TECHNOLOGY WAS ULTRA ADVANCED UNTIL THEY REMOVED THE 53 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:13,119 MUSTACHE [ LAUGHTER ] NOW WE'RE -- NOW THEY'RE NOT 54 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:19,225 MESSING AROUND [ LAUGHTER ] HAVING SEEN THAT, I'M BEGINNING 55 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:22,095 TO SUSPECT THAT TOM BRADY IS A A DEEP FAKE. >> Steve: REALLY 56 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,731 >> Jimmy: YEAH LISTEN, IF WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK AND GET RID OF ANY 57 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:29,636 MUSTACHES, CAN SOMEONE HELP THIS KID OUT [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 58 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:33,807 * YEAH THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING 59 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:38,144 ABOUT. YEAH [ APPLAUSE ] 60 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:41,114 IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS VOTED MOST WISPIEST. >> Steve: REALLY 61 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:45,885 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH WELL, NEW YORK COMICON WRAPPED 62 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:48,922 UP YESTERDAY, AND SOMEONE CAUGHT A SPECIAL MOMENT OVER THE WEEKEND ON VIDEO 63 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:49,289 THE WEEKEND ON VIDEO CHECK THIS OUT 64 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,599 >> HE'S DOING IT 65 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:05,171 OH >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: AW 66 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:07,941 THAT WAS - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKED SWEET BUT IT WAS JUST 67 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:12,212 A DECOY SO HE COULD WIN THE LIGHT SABER FIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,280 IT WAS A GREAT "STAR WARS" PROPOSAL, BUT EVERYONE WAS A A LITTLE UPSET WHEN THEY FOUND 69 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,384 OUT THAT THEY WEREN'T BROTHER AND SISTER [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:21,254 [ AUDIENCE OOHS WHAT IT'S "STAR WARS. 71 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:25,492 I DIDN'T WRITE THE SCRIPT. AND FINALLY, A WOMAN IN CANADA WHO WAS WOKEN UP IN THE MIDDLE 72 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,260 OF THE NIGHT BY A LOUD CRASHING SOUND FOUND A HOLE IN HER CEILING AND A METEORITE IN HER 73 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:33,299 BED. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] YEAH 74 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,235 IT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT SHE MEANT WHEN SHE WISHED TO WAKE UP NEXT TO THE ROCK. 75 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:40,106 [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 76 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:40,140 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 77 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:48,948 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 78 00:05:48,948 --> 00:06:01,294 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYBODY, IT IS 79 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,064 MONDAY WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK WE'VE GOT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS 80 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:07,267 AHEAD. DANIEL CRAIG WILL BE HERE TOMORROW 81 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,635 JAMIE FOXX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEGHAN TRAINOR, 82 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,637 VICTORIA BECKHAM AND ON WEDNESDAY, WE'LL HAVE THE WRITERS OF THE NEW FILM 83 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:11,938 "THE LAST DUEL," NICOLE HOLOFCENER, BEN AFFLECK AND MATT DAMON 84 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:16,776 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A GREAT WEEK. BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 85 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,245 FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE'S ON OF OUR FAVORITES. SHE'S BACK ON TOUR WITH HER NEW 86 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:24,617 STANDUP SHOW CALLED "THE VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR. [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:32,192 CHELSEA HANDLER IS HERE IN THE HOUSE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,627 COME ON NOW. PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE," AND 89 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:39,899 HIS BAND THE AUBREYS HAVE A NEW ALBUM OUT SOON FINN WOLFHARD IS HERE. 90 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:45,805 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S A STUD. SPEAKING OF STUDS, WE HAVE AN 91 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:53,213 IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM JAMES BLAKE FEATURING SLOWTHAI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 92 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:56,783 GOT A NEW RECORD OUT WE LOVE JAMES BLAKE. OH, I SHOULD -- THIS IS THE 93 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:59,886 WEEK I GOTTA MENTION. I PRODUCED SOME SHOWS THAT ARE 94 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:03,390 GOING TO AIR THIS WEEK I'M A PRODUCER NOW >> Steve: REALLY 95 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,492 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ CHEERS ] THANK YOU. 96 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,494 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU WANT ME TO PRODUCE -- DO YOU WANT ME TO PRODUCE 97 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:11,097 ANYTHING, I'VE TOLD THIS TO QUESTLOVE AND THE ROOTS -- >> Steve: YOU CAN PRODUCE IT 98 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,665 >> Jimmy: YEAH THEY -- NO ONE'S TAKEN ME UP ON THIS, BUT YEAH 99 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:15,035 IF YOU EVER WANT ME TO DO ANYTHING, I CAN DO IT. >> Steve: OH, REALLY 100 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,237 >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE >> Steve: LIKE A MUSICAL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT 101 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,372 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T DO THAT, SORRY. THAT'S TOO MUCH. 102 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:23,109 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I DO HAVE -- THIS WEDNESDAY ON E 103 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,212 "CLASH OF THE COVER BANDS," WEDNESDAY AT 9:30 P.M. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 104 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:31,918 * THAT'S COVER BANDS, THEY FACE -- BATTLING EACH OTHER. 105 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,054 SO YOU'VE GOT U2 VERSUS COLDPLAY >> Steve: OOH. 106 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:37,791 >> Jimmy: BUT IT'S ALSO -- A A LITTLE BACKSTORY BEHIND EACH -- YEAH 107 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,894 GUY'S A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER DURING THE DAY, AT NIGHT HE'S BONO 108 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,697 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S AWESOME I LOVE IT. 109 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,766 AND IT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS BATTLING IT OUT. AND THEN THURSDAY -- 110 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,569 [ DRUM ROLL ON THE PEACOCK - >> Steve: WHAT 111 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,771 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET THE PEACOCK. THEY'RE ADDING "THE" TO IT 112 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:53,206 >> Steve: OH, REALLY THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE IT "THE PEACOCK" 113 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,575 >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT NOW IT'S -- IT'S CALLED PEACOCK. >> Steve: NO 114 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:59,212 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE ADDING "THE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GOTTA GET THE PEACOCK. 115 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:02,582 THIS IS HOW YOU GET -- HERE'S PEACOCK RIGHT THERE. THAT'S THE QR CODE 116 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,651 BUT THIS -- I HAVE -- THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" AIRS 117 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,754 THIS THURSDAY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 118 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:10,323 VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. THURSDAY MORNING, IF YOU HAVE PEACOCK, YOU CAN START 119 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:15,595 STREAMING THOSE I THINK. AND THEN WE HAVE, LIKE, NEW LITTLE 15-MINUTE EPISODES IF 120 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,531 YOU HAVE KIDS AND YOU WANT TO WATCH IT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH IT AT 121 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,367 NIGHT. >> Steve: WATCH IT DURING THE DAY, MAN 122 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,103 >> Jimmy: WATCH IT IN THE MORNING. YEAH, WHY NOT? 123 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,738 HIGGINS, YOU KNOW WHENEVER I GET SOME DOWNTIME HERE AT THE SHOW, I LIKE TO GO ON 124 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:29,275 INSTAGRAM, SCROLL THROUGH ALL THE PHOTOS >> Steve: YOU LOVE IT. 125 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,411 >> Jimmy: AND ONE THING I'VE NOTICED IS THAT A LOT OF TIMES PEOPLE WILL WRITE THE EXACT 126 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:34,214 SAME CAPTION, BUT THE PICTURES THEY POST WILL BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 127 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:38,084 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN IN THIS NEXT 128 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,352 SEGMENT CALLED "PICTURE THIS." HERE WE GO 129 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,690 * * PICTURE THI PICTURE THIS 130 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,594 PICTURE THIS YEAH PICTURE THIS * * 131 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:50,697 >> Jimmy: SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FIRST EXAMPLE. IT'S FROM JOE BIDEN AND 132 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,532 DR. FAUCI. THEY BOTH WROTE, "WHAT A A HISTORIC EVENT." 133 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,901 JOE BIDEN POSTED A PICTURE OF HIMSELF GETTING A BOOSTER SHOT DR. FAUCI POSTED A PICTURE OF 134 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:58,104 HIMSELF PUTTING THE USB IN HIS COMPUTER CORRECTLY ON THE FIRST TRY. 135 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:03,109 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S HOW IT GOES THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM HBO MAX 136 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:07,313 AND NETFLIX. THEY BOTH WROTE, "WE'RE SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING. 137 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:11,284 HBO MAX POSTED A PICTURE OF THEIR APP CRASHING NETFLIX POSTED A PICTURE OF 138 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:18,391 "TIGER KING 2. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THE DEUCE. 139 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,594 >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE -- THE DEUCE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 140 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:25,598 THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM THE CDC AND THE FCC. THEY BOTH WROTE, "THIS SHOULD 141 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:29,369 ONLY BE USED BY PEOPLE 65 AND OLDER. THE CDC POSTED A PICTURE OF THE 142 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:34,908 PFIZER BOOSTER SHOT. THE FCC POSTED A PICTURE OF FACEBOOK 143 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:41,614 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM SIX FLAGS AND YOUR EX. 144 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:45,051 >> Steve: YOUR EX. EVERYONE'S EX. >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, "THE 145 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:48,888 MOST HAUNTING THING YOU'LL SEE ALL WEEK." >> Steve: OKAY 146 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,791 >> Jimmy: SIX FLAGS POSTED A A PICTURE OF FRIGHT FEST YOUR EX POSTED A PICTURE OF THE 147 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:56,596 THREE TEXT DOTS. [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 148 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:01,201 WHAT DOES IT MEAN? IT COULD MEAN ANYTHING THE NEXT ONE IS FROM JOE BIDEN 149 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,870 AND BERNIE SANDERS >> Steve: OH, WOW. >> Jimmy: THEY BOTH WROTE, "I 150 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,306 WON'T REST UNTIL I PASS THIS THING. JOE BIDEN POSTED A PICTURE OF 151 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:12,112 THE BUILD BACK BETTER PLAN BERNIE SANDERS POSTED A PICTURE OF A PASTRAMI SANDWICH 152 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,448 >> Steve: OH, HEY! [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW 153 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:21,087 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: LAST ONE IS FROM FOX NEWS AND APPLEBEE'S. 154 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:24,958 THEY BOTH WROTE, "AFTER REVIEWING THE INFORMATION, HE UNFORTUNATELY IS STILL BANNED. 155 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,761 FOX NEWS POSTED A PICTURE OF RUDY GIULIANI. APPLEBEES POSTED A PICTURE OF 156 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,830 RUDY GIULIANI. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 157 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,099 THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "PICTURE THIS. STICK AROUND 158 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:36,136 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TRUE CONFESSIONS" >> Steve: OOH, I LOVE THAT! 159 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:56,189 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 160 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,692 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF 161 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:02,462 DECEPTION CALLED, "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 162 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:12,972 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: YOU CAN SEE MY FIRST 163 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,909 OPPONENT ON HER "VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR." [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,444 [ LAUGHTER ] PLEASE WELCOME CHELSEA HANDLER 165 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:23,750 * 166 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:28,388 >> Jimmy: CHELSEA HANDLER. GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY CHELSEA AND I WILL BE FACING 167 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,092 OFF AGAINST A VERY TALENTED ACTOR THAT YOU CAN SEE IN "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE." 168 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,095 "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE." GIVE IT UP FOR FINN WOLFHARD 169 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:36,896 * 170 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,732 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HI, FINN. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU 171 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:42,602 CHELSEA STANDING OUT >> Jimmy: NOW HERE IS -- HERE IS HOW THE GAME WORKS. 172 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,438 IN FRONT OF US EACH ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING CONFESSIONS. 173 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,508 ONE IS TRUE. THE OTHER IS FALSE YEAH 174 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:52,012 SO NOW, ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU 175 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,782 THEN YOU HAVE TO COME TO A A UNANIMOUS DECISION IS IT THE TRUTH OR IS IT A LIE 176 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,884 >> GOT IT. >> Jimmy: WAIT, ARE YOU PLAYING? 177 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,853 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING ALREADY. ARE YOU JUDGING ME ALREADY 178 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,088 >> NO. I'M JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE RULES SO I DON'T GET IT 179 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,923 TWISTED, OKAY? >> Jimmy: NO, NO UNDERSTOOD 180 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,425 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> YEAH, YEAH. 181 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,794 YOU DON'T HAVE TO -- >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE PLAYING HARDBALL 182 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,929 >> WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME LIKE THAT, OKAY 183 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,565 >> Jimmy: I'M MAKING SERIOUS -- I'VE NEVER MADE THIS MUCH EYE CONTACT WITH YOU 184 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,101 >> YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY. >> Jimmy: SORRY ABOUT THAT >> BACK IT UP. 185 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,903 [ LAUGHTER ] WOULD YOU MIND MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME? 186 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,272 I WOULD -- >> I JUST -- I WOULD RATHER MY PARENTS NOT FIGHT ON AIR 187 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,807 >> OH! [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! 188 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,475 >> OH. THIS - >> WHOA, COMING IN HOT 189 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,477 >> Jimmy: CHELSEA, HERE WE GO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CHELSEA, YOU GO FIRST. 190 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,713 >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, JIMMY? >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE, 191 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,515 WHAT DO YOU THINK? ONE OR TWO WHICH? 192 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,216 >> GO TWO. OKAY >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH 193 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,852 NUMBER TWO >> SO I READ THIS ALOUD? I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW GAMES 194 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,688 WORK >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU READ IT. 195 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,523 THAT'S CORRECT I SHOPLIFTED LINGERIE FROM SEARS. 196 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,859 >> Jimmy: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> SO WHAT YEAR WAS THIS 197 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,930 >> 1970 -- IN '85. '85. I WOULD HAVE BEEN 10 198 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,267 I WAS BORN IN '75. THAT WAS ANOTHER CENTURY >> RIGHT 199 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,203 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU WERE IN -- SEARS IS YOUR 200 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,439 GO-TO STORE TO -- TO GET ALL YOUR CLOTHES >> WELL, NO. 201 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:56,776 TO GET MOST OF MY APPLIANCES BUT I ALSO SAW LINGERIE SECTION ONE THERE -- ONE -- ONE DAY 202 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,846 WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEY HAD A RED AND -- >> Jimmy: SORRY, YOU WERE IN 203 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:03,083 APPLIANCES AS A 10-YEAR-OLD? >> WELL, I WENT -- [ LAUGHTER ] 204 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,452 >> THIS IS WHERE I BUY ALL MY STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I NEED A NEW 205 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,787 BLENDER. >> MY PARENTS WERE SHOPPING THERE AND I THOUGHT I SAW AN 206 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,591 OPPORTUNITY WHILE THEY WERE SHOPPING FOR THEIR APPLIANCES OR WHATEVER YOU GET AT SEARS, 207 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,127 OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] I STILL DON'T KNOW 208 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:18,765 AND I SAW A LITTLE -- NOT, LIKE, NEGLIGEE OUTFIT. A BLONDE BRA -- I MEAN, A RED 209 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:24,637 BRA THAT I THOUGHT WAS GONNA LOOK GREAT WITH MY BLONDE LOCKS AND A MATCHING SET OF PANTIES. 210 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,173 AND EVEN THOUGH I WAS TOO YOUNG, I THOUGHT, "WOW, THIS OPPORTUNITY IS GONNA COME 211 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,210 SOONER THAN ONE MAY THINK, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:34,147 >> SURE. >> YEAH, SO THEN I GOT IT -- I GOT -- I STOLE IT AND THEN, 213 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:39,853 LIKE, THE SEARS SECURITY CAME. IT WAS HUMILIATING AND I HAD TO GO TO, LIKE, SHOPLIFTING CLASS 214 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:44,758 WITH MY DAD FOR TWO WEEKS AND I HAD TO STAND UP EVERY CLASS AND SAY, "I'M CHELSEA HANDLER AND 215 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:48,995 I'M A SHOPLIFTER." [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S LIKE A -- IT WAS LIKE 216 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,364 A KLEPTO - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- CLASS? 217 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,700 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND WHAT THE ALARM WAS ON IT? 218 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,835 >> WELL, YEAH. YEAH, EXACTLY. SO, OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE 219 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,904 SHOPLIFTED TOO, JIMMY. THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,740 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU HAD YOUR YEAR >> Jimmy: I THINK I -- I THINK 221 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,376 I TOOK A SNICKERS BAR ONCE, BUT THAT WAS A BIG THING FOR ME. BUT YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 222 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,445 TALKING ABOUT. HUH. I -- I - 223 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,682 >> YEAH, YEAH. I BELIEVE -- I SOMEHOW -- I BELIEVE -- 224 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,351 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO I BELIEVE SOME OF IT >> YEAH. 225 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,689 >> Jimmy: BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT ALL AND I -- I -- I SEE YOU AS -- AS SOMEONE -- BUT I THINK 226 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:20,193 YOU'RE ALSO AN ADVENTURER. SO I THINK YOU WOULDN'T -- MIGHT LIKE TO EXPERIENCE WHAT 227 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,830 SHOPLIFTING IS >> YEAH. I THINK -- I THINK - 228 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,466 IS IT FAIR TO SAY YOU HAVE -- HAVE YOU SHOPLIFTED SINCE THEN >> YES 229 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,669 >> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT. 230 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,638 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GREAT QUESTION >> YEAH. 231 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,307 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO SAY -- I'M GOING TO SAY "TRUE." >> YEAH, I'LL SAY "TRUE" TOO 232 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,842 >> OKAY. GREAT. [ DRUM ROLL 233 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,811 >> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE AT -- IS IT? >> YEAH, IT'S TRUE 234 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,212 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 235 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:44,918 >> Jimmy: WEREN'T YOU SCARED >> NO, NO. I FELT LIKE -- NO, I WASN'T 236 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,420 SCARED I FELT LIKE I WAS EARNING MY STRIPES. 237 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,689 >> RIGHT >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> OR BUMMED THAT YOU GOT 238 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,925 CAUGHT >> I WAS BUMMED THAT I GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE MY MOM WAS 239 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,694 EMBARRASSED FOR ME LIKE, SHE WOULDN'T SPEAK TO ME >> Jimmy: BUT OUT OF ALL THE 240 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,696 THINGS TO STEAL, TOO >> WELL, A BRA >> Jimmy: SEXY LINGERIE? 241 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,199 >> YEAH, AND WHEN I WAS, LIKE, ONLY 10 YEARS OLD, LIKE -- >> 10 YEARS OLD. 242 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,034 >> IT'S FUNNY. I DID THE EXACT SAME THING AT 10. 243 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,703 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT HERE WE GO 244 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,873 NOW, IT'S MY TURN. WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN >> I SAY - 245 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,842 >> IT'S A SLEEPER HIT OF A A JOKE >> I SAY YES 246 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:11,077 IT'S GONNA HIT ANY MINUTE. >> Jimmy: I LIKED IT >> YEAH. 247 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,580 >> JIMMY FALLON, NUMBER ONE. YOU -- ARE YOU JIMMY FALLON? >> Jimmy: THAT'S ME. 248 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,682 >> OKAY. >> YOU ARE NUMBER ONE, TOO >> Jimmy: YEAH, I APPRECIATE 249 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,918 IT THANKS BUDDY [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,856 I ONCE CRASHED A WEDDING WITH MICHAEL JORDAN >> I BELIEVE THAT. 251 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,958 >> YEAH, THAT'S -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, NOW YOU GOT TO 252 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,460 ASK QUESTIONS! >> THAT'S LIKE A WEIRD FAMOUS PERSON - 253 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,829 >> OKAY. >> THAT WOULD EASILY - >> YEAH, EXACTLY 254 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,198 EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN -- YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO 255 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,067 INTERROGATE ME >> NO, BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY TRUE 256 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,403 >> WELL, WHERE DID YOU MEET MICHAEL JORDAN LIKE, WHERE -- LIKE -- 257 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,205 >> Jimmy: I WAS AT A - >> -- WHAT PRECEDED THIS >> VERY GOOD QUESTION. 258 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,307 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THIS COULD BE A -- THIS COULD BE A -- 259 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,144 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS AT A -- A CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT 260 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,480 >> THAT'S A LIE. THAT PART IS A LIE [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,684 THAT WAS A LIE AND I KNOW YOU'RE LYING RIGHT NOW THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MET HIM 262 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:54,421 IT WAS A DIFFERENT EVENT WE WON'T GET INTO THE DETAILS. [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,823 >> Jimmy: WAS THAT THE OTHER THING? NO, DEREK JETER'S GOLF 264 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,825 TOURNAMENT >> OH, I KNOW THIS IS GONNA LINE UP THIS STORY 265 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,862 BECAUSE I'VE ALSO MET MICHAEL JORDAN AND HE WAS WITH DEREK JETER. 266 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,499 AND SO I KNOW THOSE TWO ARE ALWAYS TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY'RE BUDDIES. 267 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,169 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> SO I ALREADY BELIEVE IT >> WHOSE WEDDING WAS IT? 268 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,371 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW >> OH, YOU CRASHED THE WEDDING OKAY 269 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,206 >> Jimmy: I CRASHED THE WEDDING. IT WAS THE STRANGEST WEDDING 270 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,842 >> YEAH, AND WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU GOT TO THE WEDDING? >> Jimmy: I TRIED TO GET 271 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,777 MORGAN FREEMAN TO COME WITH ME HE WOULDN'T DO IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 272 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,346 BUT I WENT IN. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY. 273 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,748 BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID THERE WAS A WEDDING NEXT DOOR, I GO, "LET'S JUST WALK IN. 274 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,850 MICHAEL JORDAN, BRING HIM INTO A WEDDING. IT WOULD BE FUNNY. 275 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,453 >> AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS? >> Jimmy: WE DID A SHOT, MAYBE >> YEAH. 276 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,956 >> Jimmy: I GOT UP WITH THE DEEJAY AND I -- I STARTED A CONGA LINE, BUT -- 277 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,225 >> YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I DID. 278 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,861 >> THAT -- THAT WOULD DO IT. >> Jimmy: WITH MICHAEL JORDAN. >> YEAH, WITH MICHAEL JORDAN 279 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,863 >> Jimmy: NO, HE DID NOT DO THE CONGA LINE >> YEAH, WAS HE -- 280 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,065 >> HE DIDN'T HE DEFINITELY DIDN'T >> WAS THIS A THING WHERE, 281 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,735 LIKE, HE FELT BAD SO HE KIND OF, WENT ALONG WITH YOU? >> Jimmy: NO, WE WERE FINE 282 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,703 WE'RE HAVING FUN HE LIKES ME. >> HE DIDN'T, LIKE, BRING -- 283 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,638 YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T LIKE, "HEY, MICHAEL. COME HERE. 284 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,074 YOU KNOW, YOU LIKE - >> Jimmy: I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER IT BEING THAT 285 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,976 DESPERATE. I THINK IT WAS MORE OF, LIKE, A FUN IDEA 286 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,078 >> SURE. >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "DUDE, THIS WOULD BE FUNNY 287 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,147 LET'S DO THIS. AND IT WAS THE THREE OF US TALKING. 288 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,416 AND I GO, "LET'S JUST DO IT. REALLY QUICK THEN WE'LL COME RIGHT BACK." 289 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,785 >> THE MORGAN FREEMAN THING PUZZLES ME >> MORGAN FREEMAN IS, ACTUALLY, 290 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,620 RANDOMLY AT A LOT OF PLACES, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 291 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,889 LIKE, I'VE ALSO BEEN AT PARTIES WHERE MORGAN FREEMAN ARRIVES OUT OF NOWHERE 292 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,759 >> YEAH, I KNOW. MY -- MY COUSIN'S THIRD, LIKE, BIRTHDAY PARTY, HE WAS THERE 293 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,161 IT WAS WEIRD [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS THE CLOWN 294 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,130 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE CAN HIRE MORE >> YEAH. 295 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,333 >> BUT WE ALL AGREE THAT THIS IS A REAL STORY, SO WHY ARE WE EVEN WASTING OUR TIME? 296 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,835 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A A WASTE OF TIME. IT IS NOT A TRUE STORY 297 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,504 I WAS MAKING IT UP >> OH, [ BLEEP ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 298 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:28,048 * >> I AM VERY CONFUSED ABOUT THIS GAME. 299 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:31,384 I THOUGHT THIS HAD TO BE SOMETHING -- WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHAT I 300 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,353 THOUGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S GOING TO RUIN 301 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,288 THE REST OF THE GAME >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO 302 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,123 ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. I ALREADY RUINED IT. 303 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,825 >> THE MORGAN FREEMAN THING REALLY -- LIKE, THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY GOOD. 304 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,594 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WAS STRESSING ABOUT 305 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,863 THIS ALL DAY >> THAT WAS GOOD GOOD FOR YOU 306 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,699 WOW, GOOD ACTING >> Jimmy: I BROKE A SWEAT. THANK YOU. 307 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:48,068 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST ACTING YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK. 308 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,270 >> YEAH, I'VE SEEN IT. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, FINN, WHAT DO YOU 309 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,805 THINK? FINN WOLFHARD. I SAY NUMBER ONE 310 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,307 >> YEAH, LET'S GO, UNO >> Jimmy: YEAH >> COOL. 311 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,443 >> THAT'S SPANISH FOR ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, GOT IT 312 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,245 OKAY >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I ONCE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 313 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:05,018 COOL TO TRY STAGE DIVING AND I IMMEDIATELY BROKE MY FOOT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HE'S IN A 314 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,620 A BAND I KNOW THIS. >> YEAH. 315 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,723 >> Jimmy: BROKE YOUR FOOT STAGE DIVING, SO HOW DID YOU BREAK - >> HOW LONG -- HOW LONG DID IT 316 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:12,258 TAKE YOU TO RECOVER FROM YOUR - >> THAT WAS, LIKE -- I DID 317 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:16,296 PHYSIO, ACTUALLY BECAUSE I HAD TO DO A JOB. SO THAT WAS, LIKE, SIX -- SIX 318 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,665 MONTHS IN AND OUT. BUT I WAS -- >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD 319 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,468 QUESTION, THOUGH >> I WAS IN A BOOT FOR, LIKE -- I WAS IN A -- FOR SIX MONTHS 320 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,404 >> YEAH, THAT'S A LONG TIME. >> MY MOM IS - >> Jimmy: HE'S ONLY 6 MONTHS 321 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,073 OLD. >> YEAH, BUT - [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,743 >> YEAH, BUT YOUR BONES ARE SO YOUNG AND STRONG IT SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU THAT LONG 323 00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:32,245 TO HEAL. >> I LANDED ON IT WEIRD. >> OKAY. 324 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:35,749 >> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO LAND ON FOR PEOPLE TO CATCH YOU? 325 00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:39,185 >> YEAH. I -- BUT -- SOMEHOW, I CLIPPED SO WHAT HAPPENS -- YOU KNOW THE 326 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:43,056 BARRIER BETWEEN THE STAGE? I THINK I CLIPPED IT HIT MY ANKLE ON IT AND ENDED UP 327 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:48,762 BREAKING THE -- I GUESS IT WOULD BE THE MIDDLE OF IT AND IT WAS A FRACTURE. 328 00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:51,264 >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU BROKE IT BEFORE YOU LANDED? 329 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,366 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE MID-AIR AND BROKE IT 330 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,535 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I, KIND OF, LANDED AND 331 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,437 KIND OF LAUGHED IT OFF AND I FINISHED THE SHOW. AND THEN I WENT BACK AND 332 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,773 REALIZED THAT IT WAS BROKEN. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS LIKE 333 00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:01,908 SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO THE ADRENALINE WOULD GET YOU MOVING THROUGH THE THING 334 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,144 >> THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO, TOO. BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN INJURED, 335 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,813 LIKE, A COUPLE TIMES WHEN I'VE BEEN HERE AT THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK I'VE 336 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,482 ACTUALLY DONE THIS EXACT THING [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, YEAH. 337 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,818 >> Jimmy: BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT PEOPLE TO CATCH. I JUST JUMPED INTO AN EMPTY -- 338 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,653 >> RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: -- AN EMPTY POOL, 339 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,854 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S KIND OF YOUR THING 340 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,756 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE, "SQUID GAME. MY LIFE. 341 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,625 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S, LIKE, BASED ON MY LIFE >> THIS SOUNDS PRETTY 342 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,161 BELIEVABLE >> Jimmy: I KNOW BUT THAT'S HOW TRICKY THIS 343 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:25,265 DUDE'S BRAIN IS. HE WOULD THINK THAT -- I THINK HE'S SO ADVANCED, HE'S -- HE'S 344 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:29,502 AN ACTUAL ACTOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, HE'S SMARTER THAN BOTH 345 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,905 OF US PUT TOGETHER, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: HE'S SMARTER THAN BOTH OF US TO THE -- YEAH, HE 346 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:33,840 IS SO I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD BE LIKE, "OH, JIMMY WILL FALL FOR 347 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,443 THIS I STAGE DOVE, I BROKE MY LEG." AND YOU WOULD -- LOOK AT THE 348 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,946 WAY HE'S ACTING NOW. >> I THINK HE'S -- I THINK IT'S TRUE 349 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,215 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GONNA GO 350 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,851 WITH YOU I THINK IT IS TRUE YOU DID EMBARRASSINGLY DO THIS 351 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,888 [ DRUM ROLL >> IT IS FALSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 352 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:54,794 >> Jimmy: OH * HE'S LEVELS ABOVE US 353 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,197 MY THANKS TO MY PALS, CHELSEA HANDLER AND FINN WOLFHARD. 354 00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,066 WE'RE TALKING TO CHELSEA AFTER THE BREAK. COME BACK. 355 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:17,017 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 356 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:20,787 A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN WHO'S BACK ON THE ROAD WITH HER STAND-UP SHOW CALLED THE 357 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:25,291 "VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR." FOR TICKETS GO TO CHELSEAHANDLER.COM 358 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:30,163 PLEASE WELCOME, THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING, CHELSEA HANDLER! 359 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:45,812 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU, COME ON 360 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,114 >> AWW >> Jimmy: CHELSEA HANDLER. COME ON, YOU CAN'T BEAT AN 361 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,050 AUDIENCE, RIGHT? >> NO, NO. YOU CANNOT BEAT AN AUDIENCE, 362 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,852 JIMMY. >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN 363 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,055 PERSON I APPRECIATE IT. >> WELL, I MISSED YOU. 364 00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:57,157 >> Jimmy: I DO - >> DESPERATELY NO, NO, I DON'T MISS YOU 365 00:20:57,157 --> 00:20:59,826 ACTIVELY 'CAUSE WE'RE HERE TOGETHER NOW >> Jimmy: YEAH 366 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,896 >> BUT I MISSED YOU DURING COVID BUT I GOT TO SEE YOU A A LOT DURING COVID 367 00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,165 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE VERY NICE TO ME YOU ZOOMED IN A FEW TIMES FROM 368 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:07,500 YOUR HOME. AND I APPRECIATE THAT. >> I WAS SKIING. 369 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,337 I WAS SKIING IN WHISTLER WHEN YOU WERE -- I WAS DOING YOUR SHOW 370 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:13,573 SO I WOULD COME IN FROM THE SKI MOUNTAIN YOU KNOW, TAKE MY PANTS DOWN 371 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,942 FOR THE ZOOM AND THEN JUST HAVE MY SKI TOP ON THE TOP. [ LAUGHTER ] 372 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,911 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YEAH 373 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:23,083 >> YEAH, I LIKE TO DO ALL MAY ZOOMS PANTS-LESS JUST TO GET MEN BACK FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE 374 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,453 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU'RE 375 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,889 ON A NEW HEALTH KICK EXPLAIN THIS TO ME >> WELL, IT'S NOT A HEALTH 376 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,958 KICK I'M DOING A 30-DAY DETOX FROM ALCOHOL BECAUSE SOMEONE CALLED 377 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:39,699 IN FROM MY PODCAST AND SHE SAID SHE WAS HAVING TROUBLE KIND OF DETOXING AND I 378 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,801 SAID I WOULD DO IT IN SOLIDARITY WITH HER. >> Jimmy: OH 379 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,171 >> BUT I DID A 30-DAY CANNABIS DETOX ALSO SO NOW IT'S 30 DAYS OF CANNABIS 380 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:49,776 DETOX AND A 30-DAY ALCOHOL DETOX. TWO SEPARATE MONTHS. 381 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:53,380 SO I'VE LOST TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE DUE TO THIS PODCAST [ LAUGHTER ] 382 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,515 AND I'M OVER IT. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M OVER IT. 383 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,384 I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE -- AND MY FRIEND'S LIKE, "IF YOU DO 30 DAYS, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL SO 384 00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:02,789 GOOD, YOU'RE GONNA GO A YEAR." I'M LIKE, "NO, I WON'T." >> Jimmy: WOW. 385 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,557 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I LOVE THAT YOU DO THAT TO YOUR FANS. 386 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:08,828 I MEAN, I LOVE THE PODCAST "DEAR CHELSEA" IS THE PODCAST AND IT'S FANTASTIC 387 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,464 IF YOU LOVE PODCASTS AND YOU LOVE CHELSEA - >> I GIVE OUT ADVICE TO PEOPLE 388 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,534 WHO ACTUALLY WANT ADVICE FROM ME I MEAN, I'VE BEEN GIVING OUT 389 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:18,872 UNSOLICITED ADVICE A LOT FOR A A LONG TIME. [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:22,142 >> Jimmy: SO THIS IS SOLICITED >> THIS IS WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY CALL IN AND THEY HAVE REAL LIFE 391 00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:23,443 PROBLEMS OR REALLY SILLY PROBLEMS BUT EITHER WAY, YOU KNOW, I 392 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:27,380 LIKE TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BE A LITTLE BIT BRAVER, A LITTLE BIT STRONGER 393 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:31,851 LIKE A BIG SISTER WHO'S LIKE, GO OUT AND DO THAT LEAVE THAT JOB 394 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,287 LEAVE THAT RELATIONSHIP. YOU KNOW, DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO MAKE YOURSELF LIKE A LITTLE 395 00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:38,558 MORE SUCCESSFUL AND CONFIDENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT. >> YEAH. 396 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,694 >> Jimmy: I MEAN THAT'S WHY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS 397 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,495 WHY WE LOVE YOU. BUT I THINK YOU'RE JUST BRUTALLY HONEST. 398 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:46,566 YOU'RE ALWAYS HONEST AND THAT'S THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO BECAUSE THEN -- WHEN 399 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,902 CLEARLY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIE WHEN WE PLAYED THE GAME WHERE YOU CAN LIE. 400 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:52,839 >> NO, I MEAN -- AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GAMES YOU KNOW 401 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:54,841 >> Jimmy: NO, WE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET INTO IT. >> NO, I'LL GET INTO IT. 402 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,344 I CAN'T STAND PLAYING GAMES. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YOU DON'T LIKE THEM. 403 00:22:57,344 --> 00:22:59,279 I KNOW BUT I LIKE TO WATCH YOU. >> YEAH. 404 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:01,381 >> Jimmy: I DON'T FORCE YOU. YOU COULD SAY NO >> YEAH. 405 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,450 >> Jimmy: BUT I ENJOY -- >> CAN I CAN I SAY NO 406 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,285 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BOOK YOU ON THE SHOW IF YOU 407 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:07,687 SAID NO. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE. 408 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,489 YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ON THE SHOW BUT I LOVE WATCHING YOU PLAY A GAME 'CAUSE YOU 409 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,725 DON'T LIKE PLAYING THE GAME. THAT MAKES IT MORE FUN TO WATCH. 410 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:14,394 >> YEAH, IT'S FUN TO WATCH YOU WATCHING ME STRUGGLE PLAYING A A GAME 411 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:17,197 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT OF YOU, MAN. 412 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:21,968 HEY, I FOLLOW YOU ON THE INSTAGRAM AND ALL THAT STUFF AND YOU POSTED SOMETHING 413 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,071 I GO, "THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL." YOU SAID, "I'M FINALLY IN LOVE." 414 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,407 >> I AM! I'M IN LOVE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 415 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:30,910 >> Jimmy: BUDDY. HEY! >> HOW CUTE IS THAT? 416 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,613 >> Jimmy: COULDN'T BE CUTER. AND YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME YOU COME ON WE TALK ABOUT 417 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:38,184 SOMETHING. ABOUT DATING OR RELATIONSHIPS. YOU'RE IN LOVE 418 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,919 >> I KNOW, AND I HAVE TO SAY, IF I FELL IN LOVE AT THE AGE OF 46, YOU GUYS, I HAVE HOPE 419 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:46,860 FOR EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, YES 420 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,828 IT'S NEVER -- IT'S NEVER TOO -- LIKE I WAS REALLY JUST KIND OF LIKE, MEN WERE VERY 421 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:54,000 DISCOURAGING THESE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS, ESPECIALLY, YOU KNOW, STRAIGHT WHITE MEN 422 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:59,439 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, GOD, WHO I AM A GOING TO END UP WITH? YOU KNOW 423 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:02,242 AND THEN I HAD MY FRIEND JO KOY WHO WAS IN MY LIFE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 424 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:05,578 HE USED TO BE ON MY OLD SHOW, "CHELSEA LATELY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 425 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:09,816 >> AND HE AND I WERE FRIENDS AND THEN HE KEPT SHOWING UP AND SHOWING UP AND SHOWING UP. 426 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:13,353 AND I WAS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN ONE DAY, I JUST LOOKED 427 00:24:13,353 --> 00:24:16,956 AT HIM AND I THOUGHT, "OH, THAT'S MY GUY. AND YEAH 428 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,626 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] SO HE'S LIKE, MY BEST BUDDY AND THEN I ALSO, YOU KNOW, GET TO 429 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:25,899 HAVE SEX WITH HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] FUN TIMES. 430 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,901 SO ANYONE, IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT INTO OR NOT 431 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:33,073 ATTRACTED TO, JUST REMEMBER MY STORY AND TO BE OPEN MINDED. BECAUSE LITTLE THINGS CAN TAP 432 00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:34,841 YOU ON THE SHOULDER AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU SEE SOMETHING THROUGH A DIFFERENT 433 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:39,879 LENS AND I MEAN IF -- I WOULD NEVER TALK ABOUT A MAN LIKE THIS 434 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:45,352 UNLESS I MEANT IT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, BUDDY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU 435 00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:47,454 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ APPLAUSE ] HE'S A BRILLIANT COMEDIAN TOO. 436 00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:50,223 SO THAT MUST BE SO FUN >> AND I'M PREGNANT. [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:54,994 NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE 438 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,230 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW HOW THE PLAY THE GAME 439 00:24:57,230 --> 00:25:01,534 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR STAND-UP TOUR. "VACCINATED AND HORNY TOUR." 440 00:25:01,534 --> 00:25:04,170 THE NAME GOT A LAUGH EVERY TIME I SAID IT. YOU ALWAYS THINK OF GOOD 441 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:07,340 TITLES YOU'RE AT THE BEACON THEATER >> I'M PLAYING TWO SHOWS AT THE 442 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,843 BEACON THIS WEEKEND. I'M DOING ALBANY, BOSTON --- I'M GOING ALL OVER TO THE 443 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:12,145 COUNTRY. SO I'M ANNOUNCING MORE DATES SOON AND IT'S BEEN SO FUN TO BE 444 00:25:12,145 --> 00:25:17,951 ON THE ROAD. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S IT LIKE >> WELL, IT'S JUST LIKE THIS 445 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,886 I MEAN, THERE IS NOTHING THAT REPLACES A LIVE AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: YEAH 446 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:24,124 >> SO IT'S GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 447 00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:26,726 >> Jimmy: WE NEED IT WE NEED IT THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS 448 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,395 >> IT'S -- WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME, JIMMY THE WHOLE WORLD IS WELCOME 449 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:31,798 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I REALLY MEAN IT HONESTLY, WE NEEDED TO LAUGH 450 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:35,068 WE NEED SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT. >> YEAH. WE DO. 451 00:25:35,068 --> 00:25:36,603 AND IT IS SO NICE TO BE A REASON THAT PEOPLE -- YOU KNOW, TO BRING PEOPLE BACK 452 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:39,873 TOGETHER MANY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE A YEAR OR TWO. 453 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:41,574 AND SO I NAMED THE TOUR "VACCINATED AND HORNY" BECAUSE THAT'S HOW A LOT OF SINGLE 454 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:47,080 PEOPLE WERE FEELING, AND MARRIED PEOPLE, QUITE FRANKLY, AFTER THE THICK OF COVID 455 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,249 [ LAUGHTER ] HOPEFULLY WE'RE THROUGH THE THICK OF IT. 456 00:25:49,249 --> 00:25:53,186 BUT -- AND THEN, SO I'M STILL VACCINATED AND I'M STILL HORNY, JUST NOW FOR ONE PERSON INSTEAD 457 00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:56,523 OF THE WORLD >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:25:56,523 --> 00:26:00,894 YOU'RE DOING A VERY COOL THING THAT I THOUGHT WAS INTERESTING -- FOR FLIGHT 459 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:04,898 ATTENDANTS >> YES, YES, YES FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, YOU GUYS. 460 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:07,867 WE HAVE TO RESPECT OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS I WAS -- 461 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:10,136 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY WE HAVE TO 462 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,105 >> OH, GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT IS GOING ON 463 00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:14,040 >> OH, I DON'T KNOW. BUT I GOT ON MY FIRST FLIGHT IN A LONG TIME A COUPLE MONTHS AGO 464 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,642 AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THE CAPTAIN HAD TO MAKE OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER WAS SO 465 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:23,083 EMBARRASSING TO SOCIETY. HE'S LIKE, "OKAY EVERYONE, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR 466 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:27,187 MASKS ARE OVER YOUR NOSE AND WHEN YOU TAKE A BITE OF FOOD YOU CAN LOWER YOUR MASK. 467 00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:30,824 AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE DONE CHEWING, PUT YOUR MASK AGAIN OVER YOUR NOSE 468 00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:34,561 PLEASE DO NOT HIT OR TOUCH THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS. AND I WAS JUST DEVASTATED FOR 469 00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:39,366 THEM BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT, "WHAT HAVE WE COME TO THAT WE CAN'T" -- AND THESE POOR PEOPLE 470 00:26:39,366 --> 00:26:43,403 THAT BECOME FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, THEY'RE JUST, YOU KNOW, TRYING TO HAVE A NICE JOB WHERE THEY 471 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:46,906 CAN TRAVEL TO FUN PLACES NOW THEY HAVE TO TAKE JIU JITSU AND DUCT TAPE PEOPLE TO THEIR 472 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:51,644 SEATS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S INSANE. 473 00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:54,714 >> I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF IDIOT, MORON GETS ON A PLANE AND IS LIKE, "I WON'T DO IT 474 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,250 I WON'T WEAR A MASK. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 475 00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,053 >> YOU KNOW, AS THEY'RE TAPING YOU TO YOUR SEAT WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 476 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:01,888 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL MY 477 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:03,923 GRANDDAUGHTER SEES THIS VIDEO. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, EXACTLY. RIGHT? 478 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,525 AND THEN -- BUT HERE'S WHAT YOU DO YOU STEP IN AND YOU GO, "HEY, 479 00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:09,029 IF YOU'RE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT, DM ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE TICKETS TO MY SHOW 480 00:27:09,029 --> 00:27:13,166 >> YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO WE HAVE A LOT OF FLIGHT 481 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:15,869 ATTENDANTS COMING TO ALL MY SHOWS. THE BEACON ESPECIALLY THIS 482 00:27:15,869 --> 00:27:19,372 WEEKEND, I THINK WE HAVE 100 FLYING IN FROM ALL DIFFERENT PLACES ALL OVER THE 483 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,474 WORLD. SO YEAH WE HELP -- IF YOU'RE A A FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND YOU 484 00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:24,678 DIDN'T GET A TICKET IT IS BECAUSE WE WERE BOMBARDED. AND I'M ANNOUNCING NEW DATES 485 00:27:24,678 --> 00:27:29,149 SOON AND WE'LL TRY AND GET YOU IN THE SECOND ROUND. BUT WE ARE -- YEAH, FLIGHT 486 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:33,353 ATTENDANTS, WE'VE GOT TO GIVE OUR LOVE TO THEM ABSOLUTELY 487 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:37,824 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I GOTTA TELL YOU, EVERY TIME YOU COME ON, YOU'RE 488 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:40,193 THE MOST FUN PERSON. WE LOVE YOU. CHELSEA HANDLER, EVERYBODY 489 00:27:40,193 --> 00:27:42,328 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GET TICKETS FOR "VACCINATED AND HORNY" TOUR AT 490 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,964 CHELSEAHANDLER.COM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FINN WOLFHARD JOINS US AFTER 491 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,500 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 492 00:27:47,500 --> 00:28:03,383 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED ACTOR WHO YOU CAN 493 00:28:03,383 --> 00:28:04,784 SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE," WHICH IS IN THEATERS 494 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:12,726 NOVEMBER 19th. PLEASE WELCOME FINN WOLFHARD 495 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:29,376 * * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 496 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,244 SHOW, BUDDY. >> THANKS. >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE 497 00:28:31,244 --> 00:28:34,547 YOU, AND THANKS FOR PLAYING THAT GAME WITH ME. >> OH, YEAH. 498 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:37,050 >> Jimmy: DUDE I - >> ANY TIME. >> Jimmy: I KNEW THAT YOU WERE 499 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,319 LEVELS -- YOU'RE LEVELS ABOVE. YOU WERE ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME PROBABLY BEFORE I EVEN 500 00:28:39,319 --> 00:28:43,757 CAME OUT THERE >> YEAH, I'M LIKE -- YEAH, I LIKE TO PLAN AHEAD 501 00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:47,327 I'M LIKE A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE YEAH 502 00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:50,363 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A THOUSAND THINGS I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT 503 00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:52,332 BUT I KNOW YOU PROBABLY CAN'T TELL ME MUCH ABOUT "STRANGER THINGS." 504 00:28:52,332 --> 00:28:55,402 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SEASON FOUR, RIGHT WHAT CAN YOU SAY 505 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:57,203 >> WELL, WE -- WHAT I CAN SAY IS, LIKE, WE JUST DID LITERALLY 300 DA -- WE JUST FINISHED 506 00:28:57,203 --> 00:29:03,677 SHOOTING AND IT WAS DAY 300. >> Jimmy: WHAT >> YEAH. 507 00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:06,046 WE SHOT FOR 300 DAYS [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: HOLY MOLY. 508 00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:09,149 IS IT A LONGER - >> I LOVE HOW -- THE AUDIENCE CLAPS. 509 00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:13,787 NONE OF THE CREW WAS CLAPPING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THEY'RE EXHAUSTED. 510 00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:18,024 >> THEY'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, COOL GUYS, YEAH, COOL. WE'LL LEAVE. 511 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:21,861 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, BUT IT'S GREAT YEAH, IT WAS A LONG -- 512 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:24,798 >> Jimmy: THOSE DUFFER BROTHERS, HUH? >> YEAH. 513 00:29:24,798 --> 00:29:26,533 LIKE, I'M SO GLAD THEY STILL CARE 'CAUSE YOU KNOW, IF A SHOW RUNS 514 00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:31,504 THAT LONG, THE CREATORS STOP CARING, THEY CASH IN AND THEY REALLY STILL CARE 515 00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:34,441 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN TELL >> YEAH, THE SHOW -- 516 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:37,811 >> Jimmy: IT'S QUALITY STUFF LAST SEASON WAS AWESOME. >> YEAH. 517 00:29:37,811 --> 00:29:39,913 THANKS YEAH, THE SHOW'S GONNA BE -- IT'S GONNA BE REALLY MESSED UP 518 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:42,148 THIS SEASON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, I WANTED TO 519 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,918 TEST YOUR POKER FACE, BECAUSE I KNOW WE JUST PLAYED "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 520 00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:48,154 >> SURE, SURE. >> Jimmy: SO I'M GOING TO JUST SAY FOUR RUMORS ABOUT THIS 521 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:51,925 SEASON, AND THEN I WANT TO SEE YOUR REACTION, AND SEE - >> OH, YEAH, OKAY, COOL. 522 00:29:51,925 --> 00:29:55,061 >> Jimmy: WE'LL SEE IF -- IT'S REAL OR NOT. >> YEAH, SURE. 523 00:29:55,061 --> 00:30:05,638 >> Jimmy: WILL WE FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HOPPER THIS SEASON? OKAY. 524 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:10,810 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW ABOUT MIKE AND ELEVEN? ARE THEY GOING TO REUNITE? 525 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,947 >> OH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "OH" IS THE FUNNIEST 526 00:30:13,947 --> 00:30:18,518 ANSWER [ LAUGHTER ] WILL WE SEE ELEVEN GET HER 527 00:30:18,518 --> 00:30:25,658 POWERS BACK? * >> BUT -- IT - 528 00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,460 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHO ARE THE CREELS, AND WHAT'S 529 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:30,530 THEIR CONNECTION TO THE UPSIDE DOWN * 530 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:32,799 OKAY THERE YOU GO RIGHT THERE THAT'S IT. 531 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:36,002 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 532 00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,038 * THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR 533 00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:39,906 PLAYING. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR PLAYING 534 00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:42,709 ALONG WITH THAT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MUSIC FOR A LITTLE BIT HERE. 535 00:30:42,709 --> 00:30:44,244 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR ALBUM COVER. 536 00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:47,180 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT'S -- >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE ART 537 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,149 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT, IS THIS AN ARTIST? 538 00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:53,586 A FAMOUS ARTIST? >> YEAH, NO IT'S -- NO, IT'S THE DRUMMER IN MY BAND 539 00:30:53,586 --> 00:30:56,423 IT'S ME AND MY FRIEND MALCOLM CRAIG, AND MALCOLM DID THE COVER ART. 540 00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:59,225 HE'S AN AMAZING ARTIST >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC I LOVE IT. 541 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:01,294 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IS "KARAOKE ALONE. 542 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,129 >> YEAH. YEAH >> Jimmy: I HAVE DONE THAT 543 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:05,799 YEAH >> OH! THAT'S SAD 544 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:09,269 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> SOMEONE ASKED ME THAT 545 00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:11,271 QUESTION, THEY'RE LIKE, "HAVE YOU EVER DONE KARAOKE ALONE? AND I WAS LIKE - 546 00:31:11,271 --> 00:31:13,940 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> NO, NO! >> Jimmy: WELL, NOT REALLY 547 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,976 KARAOKE BUT YOU PROBABLY SANG IN YOUR BEDROOM OR SOMETHING >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 548 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,445 BUT I MEAN, LIKE KARAOKE BAR ALONE. LIKE, I JUST IMAGINE YOU, LIKE, 549 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:23,550 DISHEVELED AFTER A DAY OF WORK BY YOURSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,819 IN A KARAOKE - >> Jimmy: GLASS OF WHISKEY >> YEAH, IN YOUR -- BY 551 00:31:25,819 --> 00:31:27,487 YOURSELF >> Jimmy: BEER >> NO ONE -- YEAH, NO ONE IN 552 00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:31,991 THE -- * ALL BY MYSELF * [ CHEERS ] 553 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:34,194 >> Jimmy: I'M TRYING TO THINK IF I EVER HAVE IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I 554 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:35,995 MIGHT HAVE DONE JUST TO LIKE -- I THINK I HAD TO LIKE PRACTICE FOR SOME -- I HAD TO DO AN 555 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:41,267 IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING. >> AND HAD TO GO MAYBE, YEAH >> Jimmy: WELL, AT MY APARTMENT 556 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,837 EVERYONE CAN HEAR EVERYTHING SO THAT -- >> YEAH. 557 00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:45,839 >> Jimmy: SO I WENT TO KARAOKE TO PRACTICE MY IMPRESSION OF BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN OR SOMETHING 558 00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:48,174 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: JUST SO I COULD GO LIKE -- YEAH 559 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:49,576 BECAUSE MY NEIGHBOR WOULD BE LIKE - [ KNOCKING ] 560 00:31:49,576 --> 00:31:51,544 "GO TO BED!" [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 561 00:31:51,544 --> 00:31:54,347 >> Jimmy: SO I PROBABLY DID GO KARAOKE ALONE. >> VERY NEW YORK NEIGHBOR. 562 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,416 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. RIGHT? EXACTLY, YEAH. 563 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,985 BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT -- 'CAUSE - THE AUBREYS IS THE NAME OF YOUR 564 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:01,287 BAND >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WERE YOU ALWAYS 565 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,757 CALLED THE AUBREYS NO YOU WERE IN A DIFFERENT BAND 566 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,126 >> YEAH, I WAS IN A DIFFERENT BRAND BEFORE, AND THEN FORMED THIS BAND. 567 00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:08,495 AND THEN IT WAS GOING TO BE CALLED THE AUDREYS, AND THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER BAND FROM 568 00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:11,531 AUSTRALIA I THINK CALLED THE AUDREYS. AND THEN I SAID, "WOULDN'T IT 569 00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:14,334 BE FUNNY IF WE SWAPPED THE D TO A B? AND WE STARTED LAUGHING AND 570 00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:17,837 THEN WE DID. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT'S THE WAY 571 00:32:17,837 --> 00:32:19,806 TO DO IT >> SO, YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO THE AUBREYS IS THE 572 00:32:19,806 --> 00:32:21,808 NAME OF THE GROUP. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 573 00:32:21,808 --> 00:32:24,077 GREAT NAME "KARAOKE ALONE." DO WE KNOW WHEN IT'S COMING 574 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:27,113 OUT? >> YEAH, NOVEMBER 5th. >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. 575 00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:30,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIG MONTH. >> YEAH. 576 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,285 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BIG MONTH, NOVEMBER >> YEAH. 577 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,788 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE, DUDE, YOU'RE RELAUNCHING, REBOOTING THE NEW "GHOSTBUSTERS. 578 00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:38,992 >> I AM. >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU 579 00:32:38,992 --> 00:32:40,894 YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A -- ALMOST LIKE A A DIRECT SEQUEL. 580 00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:44,964 BUT IT'S, LIKE, MADE -- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY IT'S -- THE ORIGINAL CAME OUT IN '84. 581 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:49,202 AND YEAH JASON REITMAN IS WRITING AND DIRECTING IT 582 00:32:49,202 --> 00:32:52,405 IT WAS IVAN -- IVAN REITMAN WHO DID THE ORIGINAL >> Jimmy: HIS SON. 583 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:56,176 >> YEAH, IT'S HIS SON. AND IT'S LIKE A REALLY AMAZING KIND OF FAMILY AFFAIR. 584 00:32:56,176 --> 00:32:58,178 >> Jimmy: YOUR FAMILY MOVES INTO THIS LIKE, IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME FARM THAT THEIR -- HER 585 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:02,215 DAD LEFT TO HER. >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: HER DAD IS 586 00:33:02,215 --> 00:33:06,286 HAROLD RAMIS' CHARACTER. >> CORRECT >> Jimmy: AND YOU GET TO THIS 587 00:33:06,286 --> 00:33:08,922 FARM AND YOU'RE HANGING AROUND PLAYING AND YOU GO -- IS IT UNDER THE GARAGE 588 00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:11,491 >> YEAH, YEAH. PHOE -- McKENNA GRACE IS AN INCREDIBLE ACTOR WHO PLAYS MY 589 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:16,763 LITTLE SISTER. KIND OF STARTS TO UNCOVER SOME SPOOKY STUFF 590 00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:19,966 >> Jimmy: YEAH THEN YOU FIND THE ECTO-1, DUDE >> YEAH. 591 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:23,069 I FIND THE ECTO-1 IN A GARAGE. >> Jimmy: DUDE AND YOU GET TO DRIVE THE 592 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:24,871 ECTO-1 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 593 00:33:24,871 --> 00:33:29,476 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S SO -- THAT'S PRETTY COOL. >> IT IS REALLY COOL 594 00:33:29,476 --> 00:33:31,845 >> Jimmy: AND YOU GOT TO MEET THE ORIGINAL CAST? >> I DID, YEAH 595 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:34,514 YEAH, YEAH IT WAS NUTS. >> Jimmy: I MEAN -- YOU 596 00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,716 CAN'T -- DAN AYKROYD AND BILL MURRAY, YOU CAN'T GET BETTER, NICER PEOPLE 597 00:33:36,716 --> 00:33:38,551 >> NO, THAT'S WHAT'S CRAZY, IS THAT THEY'RE LIKE -- IT'S LIKE BEING IN THE ROOM WITH, LIKE, 598 00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:46,292 THE APOSTLES OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW LIKE, YOU DON'T, LIKE -- 599 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,994 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S -- LIKE, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT, LIKE, 600 00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:51,164 IT'S WEIRD IT'S LIKE SEEING, LIKE, YOU KNOW, BILL, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 601 00:33:51,164 --> 00:33:56,469 LEADING THE CHARGE IT'S LIKE REALLY - >> Jimmy: HE'S AN -- 602 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,838 >> AND I JUST CALLED HIM BILL LIKE I KNOW HIM REALLY WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] 603 00:33:58,838 --> 00:34:01,207 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, WHEN BILLY -- WHEN BILLY LED THE CHARGE ONSET, IT 604 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:04,310 WAS SO AWESOME WHEN WE WERE AT NOBU TOGETHER, IT WAS SO COOL 605 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,146 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE DOES HAVE A A MAGNETIC -- A MAGNET -- 606 00:34:06,146 --> 00:34:09,916 A MAGNETISM. SO DOES DAN AYKROYD. >> YEAH. 607 00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:11,751 HE MAKES EVERYTHING HE'S EVER IN BETTER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I AGREE. 608 00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:14,421 BOTH THEM. YOU TOO, BUD >> AW, THANK YOU 609 00:34:14,421 --> 00:34:16,489 [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 610 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,591 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HERE'S FINN WOLFHARD IN "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE. 611 00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:20,660 IN "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE. TAKE A LOOK. 612 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:25,765 >> IS THAT A - 613 00:34:25,765 --> 00:34:29,202 >> FREE-FLOATING METAL MUNCHER DEFINITELY CLASS FIVE. >> OKAY. 614 00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:36,109 UH, WHAT DO WE DO? >> LET'S GET HIM >> WHAT? 615 00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:45,085 >> I'M GONNA GET A PHOTO FIRST * >> GUYS? 616 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:48,955 >> NO, NO, NO! IT HAS A GUNNER SEAT [ GROWLING ] 617 00:34:48,955 --> 00:34:56,896 * [ CRASHING ] >> GO, GO, GO! 618 00:34:56,896 --> 00:35:00,834 [ TIRES SQUEALING >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 619 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:04,471 FINN WOLFHARD! "GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE" IS IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 19th 620 00:35:04,471 --> 00:35:07,807 GO CHECK OUT HIS ALBUM BY THE AUBREYS, EVERYBODY JAMES BLAKE FEATURING SLOWTHAI 621 00:35:07,807 --> 00:35:12,746 PERFORMS FOR US NEXT STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 622 00:35:12,746 --> 00:35:30,330 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "FUNERAL" WITH SLOWTHAI FROM HIM NEW 623 00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:34,768 ALBUM "FRIENDS THAT BREAK YOUR HEART," PLEASE WELCOME, JAMES BLAKE. 624 00:35:34,768 --> 00:35:34,801 HEART," PLEASE WELCOME, JAMES BLAKE. 625 00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:48,248 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 626 00:35:48,248 --> 00:36:02,362 * * I HOLD MY EAR TO A SHEL I HEAR SOMETHING THA 627 00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:15,675 NO ONE CAN SEL YOU KNOW I SHOULD'VE * * LIVED BY THE SE 628 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:25,618 'CAUSE I FEEL INVISIBL IN EVERY CIT AND I KNOW THIS FEELING * 629 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:33,460 * TOO WEL TOO WELL OF BEING ALIVE A 630 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:54,581 YOUR OWN FUNERAL * * GOING DON'T GIVE UP ON ME GOING DON'T GIVE UP ON M 631 00:36:54,581 --> 00:37:04,924 PLEASE I'LL BE THE BES I CAN BE * * I'LL BE THE BES 632 00:37:04,924 --> 00:37:13,033 I CAN BE DON'T GIVE UP ON M I NEVER BEEN ONE * 633 00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:17,103 * FOR HORROR MOVIES I FALL ASLEE UNDER YOUR TONGU 634 00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:20,607 I HOPE YOU CHOOSE ME M * THE SHADO SILHOUETTING THE SUN 635 00:37:20,607 --> 00:37:25,045 I'M GLUED TO YOUR FEET I LIVE IN THE SHADOWS OF * * UHH 636 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:29,115 UNDER THE LOOSE LEAVES I SPREAD MY WING I GOT A NOSE BLEED * 637 00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:32,619 * I BEEN THE DUST O TOP OF TROPHIE THE RUST THAT MAKE 638 00:37:32,619 --> 00:37:35,288 IT HOMELY * * THE CRUST THA NO ONE WANTS 639 00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:38,892 I WAS FORGOTTE I'VE GONE MOLDY * * THEY PRESS MUTE 640 00:37:38,892 --> 00:37:41,861 CAN YOU PLEASE PASS THE CONTROLLE BEEN THE RABBIT * 641 00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:45,632 * IN THE LIGHTS AND THEY ALREADY RAN ME OVE 642 00:37:45,632 --> 00:37:53,473 I'VE KNOW THIS FEELING * * TOO WEL TOO WELL 643 00:37:53,473 --> 00:38:07,454 OF BEING ALIVE A YOUR OWN FUNERAL * * GOING DON'T GIVE UP ON ME 644 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:24,504 GOING DON'T GIVE UP ON M PLEASE I'LL BE THE BES I CAN BE * 645 00:38:24,504 --> 00:38:42,055 * I'LL BE THE BES I CAN BE * * 646 00:38:42,055 --> 00:39:13,620 * * * 647 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:13,653 * * 648 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:27,033 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JAMES BLAKE! 649 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:30,537 SLOWTHAI "FRIENDS THAT BREAK YOUR HEART" IS OUT NOW 650 00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:58,264 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 651 00:39:58,264 --> 00:40:03,203 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CHELSEA HANDLER, FINN WOLFHARD, JAMES BLAKE, ONCE AGAIN! 652 00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:06,840 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SLOWTHAI AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS FROM 653 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,609 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 654 00:40:09,609 --> 00:40:12,846 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY