>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MADONNA,
THE "KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" HOSTS, MUSICAL GUEST REBA McENTIRE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1531 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HELLO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AH, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU LOVE THAT SOUND. LOVE THAT SOUND.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LOVE THAT SOUND. LOVE YOU GUYS.
ENJOY YOURSELVES RELAX. WELCOME EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO
MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. "SQUID GAME. [ CHEERS ]
"SQUID GAME" IS THE NUMBER ONE SHOW IN THE WORLD. CONGRESS HAS BEEN GOING BACK
AND FORTH WITH THE DEBT CEILING, RIGHT SO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
ADELE HAS NEW MUSIC OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH
AND GREY POUPON JUST RELEASED THEIR OWN WINE [ CHEERS ]
THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER, SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE.
IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH.
*
>> Jimmy: FIRST UP, "SQUID GAME." NETFLIX SAYS IT'S ON TRACK TO
BE THEIR BIGGEST SHOW EVER IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT, THOUGH IT
MIGHT BE HARD TO UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T HAVE SUBTITLES ON. SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT ARE
HARD TO UNDERSTAND - THE DEBT CEILING [ LAUGHTER ]
ARE WE RAISING IT, ARE WE LOWERING IT? WHAT'S GOING ON?
IT'S DOMINATED THE NEWS CYCLE ALL WEEK, AND IT'S GOT EVERYONE STRESSED OUT
IT ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO JUST CURL UP IN A BALL AND LISTEN TO ADELE.
[ LAUGHTER ] HER FIRST SONG IN SIX YEARS COMES OUT NEXT WEEK.
SHE RELEASED A TEASER FOR THE SONG, AND EVERYONE IS REALLY EXCITED FOR IT
YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE IS EXCITED FOR? GREY POUPON WINE
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S MADE WITH GRAPES AND MUSTARD SEEDS.
I'M NOT SURE WHO THIS APPEALS TO I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO DRINK
IT TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER JUST SIGN UP TO PLAY "SQUID GAME.
IT'S INTENSE [ LAUGHTER ] HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE FIGHTING TO
THE DEATH TO PAY OFF THEIR DEBTS. THEY'RE CRYING
THEY'RE SCREAMING. THEY'RE A TOTAL WRECK. KIND OF LIKE EVERYONE WHEN THEY
LISTEN TO ADELE. [ LAUGHTER ] THE TEASER FOR HER SONG IS ONLY
20 SECONDS LONG, BUT IT HAS OVER 8 MILLION VIEWS IT'S CALLED "EASY ON ME.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HASN'T BEEN EASY ON ME UNDERSTANDING THE DEBT CEILING
[ LAUGHTER ] CONGRESS HAS AGREED TO RAISE IT FOR TWO MONTHS BY POURING
$80 BILLION, WHICH IS ALMOST HOW MUCH YOU NEED TO PAY ME TO TRY GREY POUPON WINE
[ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE WANTS TO PAY FOR MUSTARD THAT GETS YOU DRUNK.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE NO ONE WANTS TO PAY FOR RAISING THE DEBT CEILING
[ LAUGHTER ] AGAIN, BUT HEY, CONGRESS IF YOU'RE STILL STRAPPED FOR
CASH, THERE'S ALWAYS "SQUID GAME." [ LAUGHTER ]
IN CONCLUSION, HERE WE GO, NEED MORE DOUGH, AWESOME SHOW, JUST, NO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH. *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.
AS I MENTIONED, CONGRESS HAS REACHED A DEAL TO RAISE THE DEBT CEILING FOR TWO MONTHS.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK, JUST DO WHAT NETFLIX DOES AND RAISE THE CEILING A LITTLE BIT
EACH MONTH SO NOBODY NOTICES [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, IT WAS CHUCK SCHUMER AND
MITCH McCONNELL WHO WORKED OUT THE DEAL CAN WE SEE THE TWO OF THEM
YEAH EASY, LADIES THEY'RE BOTH TAKEN
[ LAUGHTER ] SOME COVID NEWS, RECENT STUDY FOUND THAT AFTER GETTING THE
PFIZER VACCINE, WOMEN ARE PROTECTED LONGER THAN MEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH, THE PFIZER VACCINE IS VERY HELPFUL FOR WOMEN, SO IT'S ABOUT A WEEK BEFORE IT GETS
BANNED IN TEXAS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* YEAH, I SAW THAT TWITTER IS TESTING OUT SOME NEW PROMPTS
THAT WILL WARN YOU BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO A POTENTIAL FIGHT OR ARGUMENT
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH TO AVOID FIGHTING, YOU JUST
CLICK THE PROMPT THAT SAYS "LOG OFF FOREVER. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT TWITTER PROMPTS YOU WITH
WARNINGS LIKE, "THAT MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE," WHILE FACEBOOK PROMPTS YOU WITH WARNINGS LIKE,
"THAT MIGHT NOT BE OFFENSIVE ENOUGH." [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, GET THIS. APPARENTLY APPLE IS WORKING ON NEW CAR TECHNOLOGY THAT WILL
ALLOW YOUR iPHONE TO CONTROL THE A.C., RADIO, SEATS, AND SPEEDOMETER.
THAT'S GREAT WE CRACKED THAT TECHNOLOGY, BUT WE STILL CAN'T MAKE MY PHONE
STOP SAYING "NO DUCKING WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
FINALLY, HALLOWEEN IS ONLY A A FEW WEEKS AWAY, BUT SOME STORES ARE FACING SHORTAGES OF
DECORATIONS AND COSTUMES IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD WHEN YOU END UP HAVING TO REWEAR
LAST YEAR'S CAROLE BASKIN COSTUME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I LOVE THAT JOKE I LOVE THAT JOKE THAT'S MY FAVORITE JOKE.
[ LAUGHTER ] CAROLE BASKIN REFERENCE, THAT'S NOT BAD.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, THINGS ARE SO BAD RIGHT NOW THE ONLY COSTUME LEFT IS SEXY
BOB ROSS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE IS A POP SUPERSTAR AND A
A MUSIC LEGEND HER NEW MOVIE, "MADAME X," IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW ON PARAMOUNT
PLUS MADONNA IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* MADONNA IS HERE. "MADAME X.
I'M EXCITED. I'M NERVOUS. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MADONNA HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW MANY TIMES
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND SHE NEVER DOES ANYTHING THAT WE PLAN.
>> Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE CAN GO THROUGH ALL
THE QUESTIONS, AND SHE COMES OUT AND SHE SAYS SOMETHING ELSE AND TAKES OVER THE SHOW AND
IT'S NERVE-RACKING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I JUST SAW HER AND SHE MADE
ME NERVOUS EVEN WHEN I SAW HER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: DID YOU SEE HER OR
DID YOU SEE MADAME X >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS TALKING TO MADONNA.
I GO -- THE FIRST TIME I MET MADONNA, I GO -- I INTERVIEWED HER AND I GO, "IT'S AN HONOR TO
MEET YOU." AND SHE GOES, "IS IT?" AND LEFT
[ LAUGHTER ] WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM I GO, "DID I SAY SOMETHING?"
SHE'S THE BEST IT'S MADONNA YOU CAN'T MESS AROUND, MAN
IT'S LIKE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY.
SHE'S THE GREATEST LEGEND ALSO WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO
RECKER EANS, YOUNG DYLAN, MYKAL MICHELLE HARRIS, OLIVIA PEREZ, THE TALENTED
YOUNG HOSTS OF "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PREMIERES NEXT THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14th ON PEACOCK.
ALSO, REBA McENTIRE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU, REBA
COME ON. >> Steve: REBA >> Steve: DID I MENTION MADONNA
IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE DOING A
A LITTLE ACTING LATER, TOO, ME AND MADONNA. YOU KNOW, A LOT OF GOSSIP SITES
HAVE BEEN -- THEY HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A BLIND ITEM, YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY POST
CELEBRITY RUMORS BUT THEY LEAVE OUT THE NAMES SO THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO GUESS WHO
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. THE ANSWERS CAN BE A LITTLE SURPRISING
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "HOT GOSS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HOT GOSS * >> Steve: WOW.
THAT WAS POWERFUL. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A THEME SONG THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO * HOT GOS
HOT GOSS GOSS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THERE'S ACTUALLY A A LITTLE -- EXTRA LITTLE JAB IN THERE.
LET'S GET STARTED. THIS FIRST GOSSIP STORY SAYS, "SOURCES CLAIM THIS BELOVED
FIGURE IS TIRED OF RISKING HIS LIFE EVERY TIME HE PUTS ON THE SUIT
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS ABOUT DANIEL CRAIG AS
JAMES BOND, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ABOUT ANDY COHEN DURING A "HOUSEWIVES" REUNION
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S HOT
GOSS >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, "FRIENDS SAY THAT DESPITE THE AGE GAP, THESE
TWO ARE DETERMINED TO MAKE IT WORK." PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT
MEGAN FOX AND MACHINE GUN KELLY. IT REALLY WAS ABOUT YOUR DAD
AND HIS ANDROID PHONE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HOT GOSS
>> Jimmy: NEXT -- THESE ARE HOT GOSS NEXT STORY SAYS, "THIS
SO-CALLED GAME QUICKLY ESCALATES INTO OBSCENE VIOLENCE."
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT REFERRING TO "SQUID GAME."
TURNS OUT IT WAS REFERRING TO PLAYING MONOPOLY WITH YOUR FAMILY
>> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "IT WAS A HORRIFYING
EXPERIENCE FROM START TO FINISH." PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS
REFERRING TO THE NEW "HALLOWEEN" MOVIE. IT TURNS OUT IT REALLY WAS
ABOUT FLYING ON FRONTIER AIRLINES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THEY'VE GOT ALL THE DUCT TAPE YOU NEED ALL THE DUCT TAPE YOU NEED
NEXT ONE SAYS, "IT WAS NOTED PERIOD IN HISTORY WHEN KNOWLEDGE AND REASON FLOURISHED
ALONG WITH THE CONCEPT OF HAPPINESS, TOLERANCE, SHARED RECOGNITION OF OUR COMMON
HUMANITY." PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS ABOUT THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY IS THAT WHAT THEY THOUGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY THOUGHT THAT WAS ABOUT THE AGE OF THE HOT GOSS PEOPLE
THE PEOPLE READING THE HOT GOSS - >> Jimmy: THE GOSSIP MAGAZINE.
>> Steve: THEY WENT, "OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT
THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT HOLY MOLY. OH, MY GOSH.
WOWZERS. >> Steve: HOT GOSS >> Jimmy: YEP, THEY WERE REALLY
TALKING ABOUT THE SIX HOURS FACEBOOK WAS DOWN. THAT'S IT.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY THIS LAST GOSSIP STORY SAYS, "INSIDERS SAY TO EXPECT
SOME REALLY HARD TRUTHS TO BE REVEALED PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS
REFERRING TO FIONA HILL'S NEW TRUMP NEW TELL-ALL TURNS OUT IT WAS ABOUT THE
INGREDIENTS OF THE McRIB >> Steve: HEY! >> Jimmy: "HOT GOSS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN WE COME BACK, MADONNA JOINS US FOR "KID THEATER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M ABOUT TO PERFORM SOME KID
THEATER, BUT FIRST I NEED AN ACTING PARTNER AND I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER
ONE. SHE'S A LEGENDARY POP ICON AND MUSIC SUPERSTAR.
PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, MADAME X *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?
I BOW. I BOW. I BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN.
I LOVE YOU OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
ALL RIGHT. WELCOME.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW, MADAME X. THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
>> Jimmy: NOW, YOU HAVE A NEW MOVIE OUT TOMORROW ON PARAMOUNT PLUS CALLED "MADAME X.
AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO PREVIEW SOME SCENES FOR OUR AUDIENCE BY ACTING THEM OUT
TOGETHER BUT HERE'S THE CATCH, THE SCENES WE'LL BE READING ARE NOT
FROM THE ACTUAL FILM INSTEAD THEY ARE WRITTEN BY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHICH IS WHY I'M WEARING AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DRESS.
>> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE I KNOW, I KNOW OF COURSE.
I GOT IT I GOT IT I TOTALLY GOT IT
WE GAVE THE KIDS NO DIRECTION. WE JUST SAID, "MADAME X," IS ALL WE TOLD THEM, AND LET DO
THE REST SO IT'S TIME FOR "KID THEATER. HERE WE GO
* * KID THEATER
KID THEATER * * >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE IS
FROM JESS. SHE'S SEVEN YEARS OLD. MADAME X, YOU'LL BE PLAYING THE
ROLE OF MADAME X I'LL BE PLAYING THE ROLE OF DENNY.
HIGGINS WILL READ THE SCENE DESCRIPTIONS HIGGINS, SET UP THE SCENE,
PLEASE >> Steve: DENNY AND MADAME X ARE AT THE ICE CREAM PLACE
* >> Jimmy: WHEN IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU GET FREE ICE
CREAM. >> IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. >> Steve: THE ICE CREAM WAITER
THROWS MADAME X FREE ICE CREAM, AND SHE CATCHES IT WITH ONE HAND -- THEN WITH TWO HANDS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR ICE CREAM
>> OH. >> Jimmy: SORRY. >> OH, [ BLEEP ]
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT
THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I KNOW, BUT I'M HOLDING TWO ICE CREAM CONES. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S -- UM, WELL, MAYBE I'LL GIVE YOU SOME ICE CREAM IF YOU DANCE FOR ME
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: DENNY DOES A SLOW DANCE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> COME ON, BABY >> Steve: IT IS VERY, VERY
SLOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> HURRY UP.
IT'S MELTING * [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THIS DANCE YOU'RE DOING RIGHT
NOW, IT'S TOO SLOW >> Jimmy: MM-HMM >> DO YOU DANCE FASTER
AND CAN YOU DANCE FASTER AND MORE NORMAL? AND USE YOUR HANDS
AND YOUR SHOULDERS, AND YOUR CHIN *
>> Jimmy: CHIN >> CHIN. *
[ CHEERS ] * >> Steve: DENNY PRETENDS TO BE
NORMAL, AND DANCES USING HIS HANDS, HIS SHOULDERS, AND HIS CHIN
* >> THAT'S A NORMAL DANCE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
WHEN YOU'RE DOING A NORMAL DANCE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NORMAL STUFF PANTS, BREAD, NUMBERS, YOU KNOW
I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU >> YES, YOU DO DON'T TALK BACK TO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT AT ALL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I THINK THAT YOU DO HAVE TO TELL ME, BECAUSE I'M NOT
NORMAL [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S IN THE SCRIPT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS ACTUALLY, YEAH HOW CAN WE TELL?
>> BY MY DANCE >> Steve: MADAME X DOES A DANCE THAT'S NOT NORMAL, AND SHE'S
EATING HER FREE ICE CREAM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.
HOLD ON NOW. NO, NO, NO *
[ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT. OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M NOT DONE WITH MY DANCE. YOU'RE CENSORING ME.
>> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT. NEVER. I WOULD NEVER.
* ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY ALL RIGHT, HIGGINS, WHOSE LINE IS
IT WHOSE LINE IS IT OKAY
>> Steve: IT'S YOUR LINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH
>> Steve: MADAME TRIPLE X. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT MELTED HERE, LICK MY HAND [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: AND SCENE. * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ONE. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
NOW, LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE. THIS WAS SENT BY THEODORE. THIS STARS TWO CHARACTERS,
MADAME X AND STUPID FOX. [ LAUGHTER ] DO I PLAY --
OKAY, HERE WE GO HIGGINS, SET IT UP >> Steve: THIS IS THE STORY OF
MADAME X AND HER STUPID FOX. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MADAME X LOOKS OUT OVER THE
CASTLE, WAITING FOR THE STUPID FOX. *
* I AM MADAME X MY CASTLE IS A WRECK * >> Jimmy: COME ON.
* IT WAS SO DESTROYED BY THIS OLD STUPID FOX * [ LAUGHTER ]
* I WILL PUT HI IN A TIMEOUT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: GREETINGS, MADAME X. IT IS I, YOUR TRUSTY FRIEND, STUPID FOX
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M VERY MAD AT YOU, STUPID FOX.
YOU LEFT ALL YOUR STUPID TOYS ALL OVER MY BEAUTIFUL CASTLE >> Jimmy: I DID NOT.
>> YES, YOU DID. SHUT UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I DID NOT. >> SHUT UP >> Jimmy: I DID NOT.
>> SHUT UP YOU DID. SHUT UP.
>> Jimmy: LET US NOT -- LET US NOT ARGUE. >> I AGREE
ARGUING IS NOT FUN I WANT TO HAVE FUN, STUPID FOX [ LAUGHTER ]
FUN I SAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH * I WILL PUT MY TOYS AWAY
I'M SORRY I MADE A MES I'M JUST A STUPID FO I'M SORRY MADAME X *
>> THAT'S KIND OF GOOD >> Jimmy: NOT BAD? >> THAT'S NOT BAD, ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S KIND OF -- YEAH.
THAT SONG WAS BEAUTIFUL, STUPID FOX. SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I'M GOING TO
CHANGE YOUR NAME >> Jimmy: IS MY NAME NOW BEAUTIFUL FOX?
>> NO. IT'S LESS STUPID FOX >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THERE WE GO, AND SCENE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
THANK YOU, MADAME X. STICK AROUND WE'RE TALKING TO MADONNA -- I MEAN MADAME X --
AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A MUSIC ICON
SHE HAS SOLD OVER 300 MILLION RECORDS -- HOLY MOLY -- WORLDWIDE, MAKING HER THE
BEST-SELLING FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HER NEW DOCUMENTARY -- YEAH, GIVE IT UP YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER NEW DOCUMENTARY, CONCEPT FILM, "MADAME X," IS AVAILABLE
TOMORROW ON PARAMOUNT PLUS PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, MADONNA.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT -- >> I -- I LIKE TO FREAK YOU OUT
AND MAKE YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING -- >> Jimmy: YOU DO
>> -- SUPER CRAZY. >> Jimmy: YOU DO YOU ALWAYS -
>> I -- AND I -- AND I WANT TO >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY THOUGH WHY DO YOU DO THAT TO ME
>> I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE THIS -- A PERVERSE, LIKE, THING I HAVE IN ME
>> Jimmy: BUT I -- I - >> LIKE, THIS DESK LOOKS TOO NORMAL
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE I JUST WANT TO SHOVE EVERYTHING OFF OF IT
AND LIKE, LAY ON TOP OF IT >> Jimmy: I MEAN, SHOVE -- SHOVE --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SERIOUSLY I'LL DO IT
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW TRUST ME
NO, I'M NOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I --
>> MAYBE LATER >> Jimmy: OKAY >> YOU'RE EXPECTING IT NOW
>> Jimmy: NOW -- YOU'RE RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU LOVE TO THROW ME OFF.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- WHEN -- I SAW YOU IN BROOKLYN, BY THE WAY,
PERFORMING YOUR -- YOUR -- YOUR CONCERT AND I WAS -- >> IT WAS "MADAME X.
>> Jimmy: "MADAME X. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND I -- WHAT I LOVED ABOUT IT WAS THAT YOU CHOSE
THESE SMALLER ARENAS YOU ALWAYS DO STUFF THAT NO ONE IS DOING
YOU ZIG WHEN PEOPLE ARE ZAGGING. >> RIGHT
>> Jimmy: AND THEN, PEOPLE -- YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT [ LAUGHTER ]
AND -- BUT HERE'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU DO -
>> DID I MAKE ANY MONEY? >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ]
NO, I WASN'T GOING TO ASK YOU THAT >> I DO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, WHEN PEOPLE TAKE YOUR
IDEAS, YOU DO ALL THESE THINGS FIRST -- >> MH-HMM.
>> Jimmy: -- AND THEN PEOPLE TAKE YOUR IDEAS AND THEY DON'T GIVE YOU CREDIT AND I GO, "NO,
MADONNA DID THAT ALL READY." >> YEAH, AND THEY ALSO DON'T DO IT AS GOOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN - >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S
EXACTLY RIGHT. >> THAT SOUNDS REALLY, UM, ARROGANT -
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- BUT IT'S KIND OF TRUE. >> Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "MADAME X," THIS IS
ON PARAMOUNT PLUS TOMORROW WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU HOPE PEOPLE TAKE AWAY FROM THIS?
FROM WATCHING THIS DOCUMENTARY >> THAT ART IS IMPORTANT IN OUR LIVES.
I DON'T THINK PEOPLE EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I -- I'M REALLY INSPIRED BY JAMES BALDWIN, THE WRITER. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> DON'T LIE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE HEARD OF JAMES BALDWIN.
>> OKAY, YEAH. HE'S -- WAS A GREAT SOURCE OF INSPIRATION FOR ME GROWING UP,
AND HE WAS A GREAT SOURCE OF INSPIRATION FOR THE SHOW AND ONE OF THE THINGS I QUOTE
OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE SHOW IS THAT ARTISTS ARE HERE TO DISTURB THE PEACE.
AND SO - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND SO I HOPE THAT I HAVE
DISTURBED NOT ONLY YOUR PEACE THIS AFTERNOON BUT - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS DISTURB MY PEACE. >> PEOPLE'S PEACE WHILE THEY
WATCH THE SHOW, BUT IN -- I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
YOU GET IN GOOD TROUBLE. >> GOOD TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY DO.
NO, NO, NO, NOW, WHY WOULD YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP STOP IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OH, MY GOODNESS. STOP IT. STOP IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS IS -- [ CHEERS ] OH, MY GOSH.
EVERY -- LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- I DON'T
WHAT TO -- I DON'T WHAT -- >> SEE LIFE IS NOT JUST ABOUT INTERVIEWING KIDDIES
[ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
>> DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK TO AN ADULT? >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
YEAH >> HAVE AN ADULT CONVERSATION. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU TALKING TO AN
ADULT RIGHT NOW? >> I'M NOT SURE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS -- I FEEL, LIKE, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE IN SOME, KIND OF,
CONFLICT RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING. >> YEAH, HAVE YOU BEEN TO
A THERAPIST? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WENT A -- I WENT
ONCE OR TWICE. I DIDN'T - >> YEAH, IF YOU COULD JUST -
>> Jimmy: -- IT WASN'T MY THING. >> NO.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU GO TO THERAPY >> UM, I JUST -- I WRITE [ LAUGHTER ]
I WRITE. >> Jimmy: SO -- SO, NO >> IT'S A FORM OF THERAPY.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, I WRITE AND I ALSO HOPE THAT I HAVE GOOD FRIENDS AND I
TALK MY [ BLEEP ] OUT WITH PEOPLE AND, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- THAT'S A KIND OF THERAPY, DON'T YOU THINK? >> Jimmy: I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND
>> YOU THINK >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SHOULD CALL ME
>> YOU SHOULD'VE -- YOU KNOW, YOU CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE ONCE >> Jimmy: I DID.
I HAD A GREAT TIME >> AND - >> Jimmy: AND YOU -- AND YOU
INTRODUCED ME TO LADYBUG WHATEVER IT'S CALLED "MIRACULOUS.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS. >> DO YOUR KIDS WATCH IT >> Jimmy: NOW, BECAUSE OF YOU.
I DO EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF YOU OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO TO THERAPY. IT GETS -- IT GETS -- IT GETS
NOWHERE. >> YOU GET -- YEP, AND IT'S GONNA --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- JUST TALK TO ME. >> Jimmy: DO YOU SMOKE
>> NO. >> Jimmy: ME NEITHER >> I DON'T
I SMOKE FOR PHOTO SHOOTS >> Jimmy: BUT YOU NEVER SMOKED >> NO.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF YOUR VOICE. >> YEAH, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, ME NEITHER YOU VAPE >> I'D RATHER -- I LIKE
OPIATES. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: RIDICULOUS I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE IS MADONNA IN "MADAME X."
[ LAUGHTER ] TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
* * * IT'S NOT GYPSY BLOO
WE LIVE BETWEE LIFE AND DEATH WAITING TO MOVE ON *
* AND IN THE EN WE ACCEPT IT WE SHAKE HANDS
WITH OUR FATE * * AND WE WALK PAS THERE'S NO REST FOR US
IN THIS WORL FINALLY A LOST LOVE * *
>> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MORE WITH MADONNA AFTER THE BREAK. "MADAME X," EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY, MADONNA IS HERE MADONNA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AH, I'M TRYING TO THINK OF A A QUESTION TO ASK YOU THAT'S
NEVER BEEN ASKED >> GOOD LUCK >> Jimmy: I KNOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, READY FOR THIS
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST QUESTION I'VE EVER ASKED.
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: HAS ANY REVIEW OF ANYTHING YOU'VE DONE GOTTEN IT
RIGHT? IS THAT A GOOD QUESTION? >> I MEAN, OCCASIONALLY.
IT'S RARE. >> Jimmy: SO THEY DON'T, REALLY
>> IN THE 40 YEARS THAT I'VE BEEN DOING WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING --
>> Jimmy: 40 YEARS >> 40 YEARS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S INSANE. >> IT IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU ARE MADONNA.
>> I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE
UNBELIEVABLE I MEAN, THE FIRST SINGLE WAS WHAT, "EVERYBODY?"
>> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
LIKE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO -- DO YOU REMEMBER HEARING YOURSELF ON THE RADIO, AND
GOING, "WOW" >> I REMEMBER LIVING ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE, ON 99th AND
RIVERSIDE DRIVE, AND WAS JUST BROKE. AND WONDERING IF THINGS WERE
EVER GOING TO WORK OUT FOR ME. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I SIGNED MY RECORD DEAL,
AND I WAS TOLD THAT THEY WERE GOING TO START PLAYING MY SONG ON THE RADIO, "EVERYBODY."
AND THEN SUDDENLY, MY ROOMMATE HAD HER RADIO ON DOWN THE HALL, AND I HEARD IT DRIFTING DOWN
THE HALLWAY. AND I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT IS THAT
WHAT IS THAT?" AND I RAN DOWN THE HALL, AND SHE'S LIKE, "THEY'RE PLAYING
YOUR SONG ON THE RADIO YOUR SONG ON THE RADIO." AND I JUST STOOD THERE LIKE,
"WOW, IT HAPPENED. IT WORKS." IT WAS LIKE MAGIC.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING MOMENT
>> Jimmy: IS THIS GOING TO BE -- I HEARD THERE'S A RUMOR THAT -
>> A VISUAL AUTOBIOGRAPHY. >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE >> DON'T CALL IT A BIOPIC.
>> Jimmy: NOPE, BUT, I WOULD NEVER CALL IT A BIOPIC >> HOW DARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: BUT, NO, HOW DARE YOU? I THINK IT'S COOL.
ONCE AGAIN, NO ONE'S DONE THIS >> WELL, THE REASON I'M DOING IT IS BECAUSE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
HAVE TRIED TO WRITE MOVIES ABOUT ME, BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS MEN.
UGH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO
MEN ARE GOOD SOME MEN >> SOME MEN ARE GOOD
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> MEN, GOOD MEN ARE -- IS PRETTY MUCH AN OXYMORON BUT,
UM - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY GOSH.
>> ANYWAYS, BECAUSE -- NO, BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE WRITING -- I READ UNIVERSAL WAS DOING --
LIKE, THEY SENT ME THE SCRIPT BECAUSE THEY WANTED MY BLESSING
AND I READ IT, AND IT WAS THE MOST HIDEOUS SUPERFICIAL CRAP I EVER READ.
AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT SOME -- I FOUND OUT, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY HIS NAME
BUT HE'S A TOTAL MISOGYNIST, WAS DIRECTING. AND I'M THINKING, "WHY WOULD
THESE PEOPLE MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT MY LIFE? THERE'S NOTHING TRUE IN THE
SCRIPT THE GUY WHO IS MAKING IT HAS NO UNDERSTANDING OF WOMEN
NO APPRECIATION OF WOMEN NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN SO, LIKE, THIS HAPPENED
A COUPLE OF TIMES, AND I HAD TO LIKE CALL PEOPLE UP. CALL UP THE HEADS OF STUDIOS
CALL UP MY AGENTS THREATEN THEM, AND SAY THAT I WILL, LIKE, STAND IN FRONT OF THE
BUILDING AND MAKE -- AND PROTEST. AND MAKE EVERYBODY'S LIFE
A MISERY IF THEY GO THROUGH WITH IT. AND THEY STILL DID NOT TAKE ME
SERIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, FINALLY, I JUST THREW
DOWN THE GAUNTLET. HAVE YOU EVER THROWN DOWN THE GAUNTLET
>> Jimmy: I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEREIN LIES THE RUB. YOU HAVE TO THROW DOWN THE GAUNTLET
>> Jimmy: THEREIN LIES THE RUB [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> NEVER MIND, I'LL PICK IT UP
MYSELF >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I'LL PICK IT UP MYSELF
OH, MY GOD >> SOMETIMES THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO IN LIFE.
YOU'VE GOT TO PICK IT UP YOURSELF ANYWAYS, NO, I JUST SAID, "YOU
KNOW WHAT? THERE'S NOBODY ON THIS PLANET THAT CAN WRITE, OR DIRECT, AND
MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT ME BETTER THAN ME. AND THAT IS JUST THE TRUTH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT
AND, HONESTLY, NO ONE HAS -- >> KEEP TALKING WHILE I UNDO MY GLOVE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> SAY INTERESTING THINGS,
PLEASE >> Jimmy: I HAVE AN INTERESTING THING TO SAY
THESE ARE MYTHS AND RUMORS ABOUT YOU. AND I WANT TO KNOW IF SOME
THINGS ARE TRUE AND SOME THINGS ARE FALSE. DO YOU MIND ME GOING THROUGH
THESE, AND TELL ME >> GO AHEAD. >> Jimmy: DO I BELIEVE YOU
WILL YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH [ LAUGHTER ] HONESTLY, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
HOW NERVOUS I FEEL RIGHT NOW YOU MAKE ME SO -- YOU MAKE ME SO -
* GOOD INSIDE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY DO.
OKAY >> COME ON, YOU GUYS LIKE A -
* VIRGI TOUCHED FOR TH VERY FIRST TIME *
>> LIKE A -- * VIRGI WHEN YOUR HEART BEAT
NEXT TO MINE * >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW THAT'S WHAT --
LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
ALL RIGHT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT >> TRYING TO GET MY --
>> Jimmy: THESE ARE MYTHS AND RUMORS ABOUT YOU AND IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE.
YOUR FIRST JOB WAS AT DUNKIN' DONUTS, AND YOU WERE FIRED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST JOBS I
HAD WORKING WHEN I MOVED TO MANHATTAN, AND I DID GET FIRED BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING WITH THE
JELLY SQUIRTER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
>> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A JELLY SQUIRTER >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
HERE YOU GO. [ LAUGHTER ] *
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO STOP, STOP. STOP
HERE WE GO * >> EVERYTHING IS A SEXUAL
INNUENDO >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS HOW ABOUT THIS
"VOGUE" WAS ORIGINALLY ONLY GOING TO BE A "B" SIDE BECAUSE IT WASN'T CONSIDERED STRONG
ENOUGH TO BE RELEASED AS A A SINGLE >> YEAH, IT'S TRUE
>> Jimmy: WHAT BUT "VOGUE" IS THE BIGGEST SONG EVER
IT WAS THE "B" SIDE. WHAT WAS THE "A" SIDE? >> THERE WERE A LOT OF
UNENLIGHTENED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THEY CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE
>> Jimmy: DID YOU WRITE "JIMMY, JIMMY" THINKING OF ME? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HERE'S A MYTH OR
RUMOR. YOU TURNED DOWN THE ROLE OF CATWOMAN IN THE FILM "BATMAN
RETURNS," AND THE LEAD IN "SHOWGIRLS" YOU TURNED DOWN. DID YOU EVER SEE THOSE MOVIES,
AND WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THEM >> I SAW THEM BOTH AND I WAS -- I REGRET THAT I
TURNED DOWN CATWOMAN THAT WAS PRETTY SERIOUS. "SHOWGIRLS" NO
BUT I ALSO TURNED DOWN THE ROLE IN "THE MATRIX." CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT
>> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF >> Jimmy: OH, STOP IT.
YOU'RE MADONNA >> THAT'S LIKE ONE THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T REGRET ANYTHING LOOK AT YOU.
>> A TEENY TINY PART OF ME REGRETS THAT JUST ONE MOMENT IN MY LIFE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MADONNA -- WOW YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
WHY? WHY? WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TROUBLE
MAKER? WHY? >> BECAUSE -
>> Jimmy: JUST STOP. >> BECAUSE ARTISTS ARE JUST HERE TO DISTURB THE PEACE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST STOP. JUST BE GOOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BE -- BEHAVE >> I WILL.
>> Jimmy: PLEASE BEHAVE. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: MADONNA, I CAN'T EVEN
TELL YOU -- I REALLY DO MEAN THIS I LOVE YOU, AND I'M HONORED TO
HAVE YOU HERE. AND I JUST LOVE YOU. YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MADONNA! "MADAME X" IS AVAILABLE ON
PARAMOUNT PLUS TOMORROW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS MY NEXT GUEST ARE THE VERY TALENTED HOSTS OF "THE KIDS
TONIGHT SHOW," WHICH PREMIERES ON PEACOCK ON OCTOBER 14th LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE
WELCOME "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" HOSTS -- RECKER EANS, YOUNG DYLAN,
MYKAL-MICHELLE HARRIS AND OLIVIA PEREZ
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON NOW. LOOK AT YOU. IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS. "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW," IT'S HAPPENING.
>> All: YES! >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS -- I MEAN -- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LET'S
JUST GO. OLIVIA, MAYBE YOU START IT OFF TELL EVERYONE WHAT "THE KIDS
TONIGHT SHOW" IS -- IS ABOUT >> SO, IT'S A TALK SHOW HOST LIKE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" BUT
MORE KID-IFIED SO IT'S FOUR HOSTS -- FOUR KID HOSTS.
WE'VE GOT DYLAN, MYKAL-MICHELLE, ME AND RECKER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> AND IT'S, LIKE, REALLY MESSY. THERE'S A BUNCH OF GAMES, AND I
THINK YOU ALL WOULD LOVE IT. IT'S SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: YEAH -- I MEAN, LIKE,
COME ON. >> YEAH, OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW CUTE ARE THESE
KIDS ARE YOU JOKING ME? I MEAN, EVERY --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERY SINGLE ONE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, DYLAN >> YEAH? >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT WAS YOUR
REACTION WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU GOT THE JOB? WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU FIRST
FOUND OUT THAT YOU'RE GOING BE THE HOST OF "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW"?
>> SO I WAS DOING ANOTHER -- ANOTHER JOB WHILE I HEARD THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I WAS LIKE -- SO I WAS IN THE DRESSING ROOM LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT LIKE REALLY? PRODUCED BY JIMMY FALLON
HIMSELF? LIKE REALLY? [ LAUGHTER ]
AND MY GRANDMOTHER BE GOING TO SLEEP, LIKE, AT, LIKE, 9:00 P.M
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND SHE STAYS UP JUST TO WATCH THE SHOW
SHE STAYS UP TO 11:00 P.M. JUST TO WATCH YOUR SHOW, MAN. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES
>> YES >> Jimmy: TELL HER, "THANK YOU.
I -- I LOVE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
>> SHOUT OUT TO GRANDMA. >> Jimmy: BUT SHOUT OUT TO GRANDMA.
SHOUT OUT TO GRANDMA MYKAL-MICHELLE, HOW -- HOW -- BE HONEST, WHAT'S IT LIKE
WORKING WITH ME? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, YOU ARE OKAY.
>> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP >> I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M JUST KIDDING
YOU WERE AWESOME I MEAN, MR. JIMMY.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] TAKE NO OFFENSE TO THIS YOU'RE LIKE A BIG KID
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE AWESOME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NO, I -- I LOVE TO SEE -- WE ALL LOVED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE -- WE SHOT THE SHOW
ACROSS THE HALL, AND - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- IT JUST MADE
EVERYONE SO HAPPY TO JUST SEE YOU GUYS [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE SO TALENTED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: RECKER -- DUDE, RECKER, YOU PLAY THE DRUMS ON
THIS SHOW, SO YOU'RE KIND OF A A BAND LEADER AS WELL AS A A HOST
DID YOU GET ANY ADVICE FROM QUESTLOVE? >> I DID
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, HE'S SO TALL [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, HE'S SO TALL BUT -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU?
YEAH, HE IS FAIRLY TALL. >> Questlove: YEAH, I'M KIND OF TALL
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE TALL YEAH, INTERESTING, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> BUT - >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU TOOK AWAY FROM QUESTLOVE?
THAT HE'S TALL >> NO, NOT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT, I MEAN, YEAH, HE'S TALL BUT HE, LIKE -- HE TOLD ME HOW HE GOT STARTED BUSKING ON THE
STREET WITH TARIQ. BUT THAT'S KIND OF THE SAME WAY I STARTED TOO, LIKE, BUSKING ON
THE STREET WITH MY BAND. AND THEN NOW, LIKE, WE'RE HERE IT'S CRAZY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GUYS INTERVIEW THE GUESTS, WERE YOU
NERVOUS AT ALL I MEAN, BECAUSE YOU TALK TO, I MEAN, JOJO SIWA.
YOU TALK TO -- YOU TALKED TO AN ASTRONAUT. >> All: YEAH
>> OH, MY GOSH >> I WAS GLOWING >> SO AWESOME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S COOL, RIGHT >> YOU KNOW, LIKE, ONCE WE GOT
TO INTERVIEW A KID WHO HAD, LIKE, OVER, LIKE, 200 MILLION FOLLOWERS, WE WERE LIKE,
"WHAT?!" SO I MEAN -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A NOTE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN HIT EVER ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," BY THE WAY.
>> "WHAT?" "WHAT? >> Jimmy: I CAN'T SAY MORE
COMPLIMENTS ABOUT YOU AND HOW PROFESSIONAL AND HOW AWESOME YOU GUYS WERE TO WORK WITH
>> THANK YOU >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: I LOVED YOU SO MUCH
TOP TO BOTTOM. EVERYONE LOVES YOU THANK YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S HAPPENING, GUYS
>> All: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S A PEEK AT "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW."
TAKE A LOOK.
"JEFF," AND HE LOVED WEARING
SUNGLASSES AND A BASEBALL HAT. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT >> JIM JIM
>> I KNOW WHO THAT IS. >> Jimmy: JIM JIM. WHO IS JIM JIM
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> All: YES! >> YES
>> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES
>> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT DYLAN,
MYKAL-MICHELLE, OLIVIA, RECKER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW"
STARTS -- STARTING OCTOBER 14th, NEXT THURSDAY ON PEACOCK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM REBA McENTIRE.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "TAKE IT BACK" AND "WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU" FROM HER NEW "REVIVED
REMIXED REVISITED" BOX SET, HERE IS REBA McENTIRE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YOU TALKED ME
INTO MOVING IN AND GIVING YOU MY KEY * * YOU SAID YOU'
BE A MESS NO IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ME * * YOU SAID I STOL
YOUR HEART AWA BY LOOKING IN YOUR EYES * * I WONDER NO
HOW MANY TIMES YOU SOLD THAT PACK OF LIES * * IF THIS IS HOW YOU AC
WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR HEART AWA WELL TAKE IT BAC TAKE IT BACK *
* YOU TOLD ME I WAS EVERYTHING YOU WANTE AND MORE *
* SO TELL M WHAT YOU'RE DOIN NOW SNEAKING OUT
THE BACK DOOR * * YOU'RE BRINGING HOME FLOWER AND A BOTTLE OF CHABLIS *
* YOU FORGO I DON'T DRINK WINE I KNOW THAT BOTTLE'S
NOT FOR ME * * IF THIS IS HOW YOU AC WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR HEART AWA
WELL TAKE IT BAC TAKE IT BACK * *
* * WELL NOW YOU MUST
THINK I'M BLIN AND I DON'T SMEL YOUR NEW COLOGNE *
* AND YOU DON'T EVEN NOTIC ALL THE NIGHTS
I SPEND ALONE * * TELL 'EM JEFF * *
* WELL BACK IN 1876 AN OL' BOY NAMED BEL INVENTED A CONTRAPTION
THAT WE KNOW SO WELL * * BY THE 1950s THEY WER IN EVERYBODY'S HOM
THERE'S A CRAZY LITTLE THING THEY CALL THE TELEPHONE * * NOW THERE'S ONE
ON EVERY CORNE IN THE BACK OF EVERY BAR * * YOU CAN GET ONE
IN YOUR BRIEFCAS ON A PLANE OR IN YOUR CAR * * SO TELL ME WH
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU * * WHY HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU * * TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T
HEARD FROM YOU * * WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU *
* I SAID NOW DARLIN HONE WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE *
* WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU * * THERE BETTER BEEN A FLOOD
A LANDSLIDE OF MUD A FIRE THAT BURN UP THE WIRES *
* AND THUNDER SO LOUD WITH A BLACK FUNNEL CLOU A NATURAL DISASTER
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT * * TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T
HEARD FROM YOU * * TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T
HEARD FROM YOU * * I SAID NOW DARLIN HONE
WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE * * WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU *
* TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU *
* WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU * * TELL ME WHY
HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU * * WHY HAVEN'T I
HEARD FROM YOU * * I SAID NOW DARLIN HONE
WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE * * WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW
NIGHT. JASON MOMOA AND ANA de ARMAS WILL BE HERE
PLUS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM BIG RED MACHINE. MY THANKS TO MADONNA, THE HOSTS
OF "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW," REBA McENTIRE, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.