1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,245 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:20,453 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:23,857 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MADONNA, 4 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,894 THE "KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" HOSTS, MUSICAL GUEST REBA McENTIRE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:35,969 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1531 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:40,640 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:47,580 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:47,580 --> 00:01:01,327 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:04,397 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HELLO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:08,768 AH, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU LOVE THAT SOUND. LOVE THAT SOUND. 11 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:14,074 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LOVE THAT SOUND. LOVE YOU GUYS. 12 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,743 ENJOY YOURSELVES RELAX. WELCOME EVERYBODY. 13 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:21,348 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 14 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:25,385 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO 15 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,555 MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. "SQUID GAME. [ CHEERS ] 16 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:31,624 "SQUID GAME" IS THE NUMBER ONE SHOW IN THE WORLD. CONGRESS HAS BEEN GOING BACK 17 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:35,228 AND FORTH WITH THE DEBT CEILING, RIGHT SO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 18 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:40,467 ADELE HAS NEW MUSIC OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH 19 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:44,637 AND GREY POUPON JUST RELEASED THEIR OWN WINE [ CHEERS ] 20 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:47,140 THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER, SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. 21 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,408 ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH. 22 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:53,680 * 23 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,750 >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, "SQUID GAME." NETFLIX SAYS IT'S ON TRACK TO 24 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,486 BE THEIR BIGGEST SHOW EVER IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT, THOUGH IT 25 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,355 MIGHT BE HARD TO UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T HAVE SUBTITLES ON. SPEAKING OF THINGS THAT ARE 26 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:04,391 HARD TO UNDERSTAND - THE DEBT CEILING [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:07,460 ARE WE RAISING IT, ARE WE LOWERING IT? WHAT'S GOING ON? 28 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:12,265 IT'S DOMINATED THE NEWS CYCLE ALL WEEK, AND IT'S GOT EVERYONE STRESSED OUT 29 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,367 IT ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO JUST CURL UP IN A BALL AND LISTEN TO ADELE. 30 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:19,272 [ LAUGHTER ] HER FIRST SONG IN SIX YEARS COMES OUT NEXT WEEK. 31 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:22,242 SHE RELEASED A TEASER FOR THE SONG, AND EVERYONE IS REALLY EXCITED FOR IT 32 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:24,744 YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE IS EXCITED FOR? GREY POUPON WINE 33 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:28,782 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S MADE WITH GRAPES AND MUSTARD SEEDS. 34 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,917 I'M NOT SURE WHO THIS APPEALS TO I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO DRINK 35 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:34,087 IT TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER JUST SIGN UP TO PLAY "SQUID GAME. 36 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,090 IT'S INTENSE [ LAUGHTER ] HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE FIGHTING TO 37 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,292 THE DEATH TO PAY OFF THEIR DEBTS. THEY'RE CRYING 38 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,561 THEY'RE SCREAMING. THEY'RE A TOTAL WRECK. KIND OF LIKE EVERYONE WHEN THEY 39 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:45,532 LISTEN TO ADELE. [ LAUGHTER ] THE TEASER FOR HER SONG IS ONLY 40 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:50,103 20 SECONDS LONG, BUT IT HAS OVER 8 MILLION VIEWS IT'S CALLED "EASY ON ME. 41 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,273 AND YOU KNOW WHAT HASN'T BEEN EASY ON ME UNDERSTANDING THE DEBT CEILING 42 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:58,411 [ LAUGHTER ] CONGRESS HAS AGREED TO RAISE IT FOR TWO MONTHS BY POURING 43 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:02,349 $80 BILLION, WHICH IS ALMOST HOW MUCH YOU NEED TO PAY ME TO TRY GREY POUPON WINE 44 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,719 [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE WANTS TO PAY FOR MUSTARD THAT GETS YOU DRUNK. 45 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,588 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE NO ONE WANTS TO PAY FOR RAISING THE DEBT CEILING 46 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,757 [ LAUGHTER ] AGAIN, BUT HEY, CONGRESS IF YOU'RE STILL STRAPPED FOR 47 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:13,727 CASH, THERE'S ALWAYS "SQUID GAME." [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:19,733 IN CONCLUSION, HERE WE GO, NEED MORE DOUGH, AWESOME SHOW, JUST, NO 49 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:24,204 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH. * 50 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:30,443 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 51 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:35,715 AS I MENTIONED, CONGRESS HAS REACHED A DEAL TO RAISE THE DEBT CEILING FOR TWO MONTHS. 52 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,852 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK, JUST DO WHAT NETFLIX DOES AND RAISE THE CEILING A LITTLE BIT 53 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,254 EACH MONTH SO NOBODY NOTICES [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, IT WAS CHUCK SCHUMER AND 54 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:45,725 MITCH McCONNELL WHO WORKED OUT THE DEAL CAN WE SEE THE TWO OF THEM 55 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:49,996 YEAH EASY, LADIES THEY'RE BOTH TAKEN 56 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:54,100 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME COVID NEWS, RECENT STUDY FOUND THAT AFTER GETTING THE 57 00:03:54,100 --> 00:04:01,041 PFIZER VACCINE, WOMEN ARE PROTECTED LONGER THAN MEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 58 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:04,644 YEAH, THE PFIZER VACCINE IS VERY HELPFUL FOR WOMEN, SO IT'S ABOUT A WEEK BEFORE IT GETS 59 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:09,683 BANNED IN TEXAS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 60 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:23,329 * YEAH, I SAW THAT TWITTER IS TESTING OUT SOME NEW PROMPTS 61 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:26,833 THAT WILL WARN YOU BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO A POTENTIAL FIGHT OR ARGUMENT 62 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:30,437 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH TO AVOID FIGHTING, YOU JUST 63 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,539 CLICK THE PROMPT THAT SAYS "LOG OFF FOREVER. [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:34,507 YEAH THAT'S RIGHT TWITTER PROMPTS YOU WITH 65 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:38,545 WARNINGS LIKE, "THAT MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE," WHILE FACEBOOK PROMPTS YOU WITH WARNINGS LIKE, 66 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:41,281 "THAT MIGHT NOT BE OFFENSIVE ENOUGH." [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:45,652 HEY, GET THIS. APPARENTLY APPLE IS WORKING ON NEW CAR TECHNOLOGY THAT WILL 68 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:49,356 ALLOW YOUR iPHONE TO CONTROL THE A.C., RADIO, SEATS, AND SPEEDOMETER. 69 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:53,293 THAT'S GREAT WE CRACKED THAT TECHNOLOGY, BUT WE STILL CAN'T MAKE MY PHONE 70 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:59,399 STOP SAYING "NO DUCKING WAY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 71 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,469 FINALLY, HALLOWEEN IS ONLY A A FEW WEEKS AWAY, BUT SOME STORES ARE FACING SHORTAGES OF 72 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:07,640 DECORATIONS AND COSTUMES IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD WHEN YOU END UP HAVING TO REWEAR 73 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,577 LAST YEAR'S CAROLE BASKIN COSTUME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:18,651 I LOVE THAT JOKE I LOVE THAT JOKE THAT'S MY FAVORITE JOKE. 75 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,154 [ LAUGHTER ] CAROLE BASKIN REFERENCE, THAT'S NOT BAD. 76 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:29,062 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, THINGS ARE SO BAD RIGHT NOW THE ONLY COSTUME LEFT IS SEXY 77 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:33,400 BOB ROSS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE 78 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,436 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 79 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:39,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:51,885 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 81 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:55,288 >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE IS A POP SUPERSTAR AND A 82 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:59,526 A MUSIC LEGEND HER NEW MOVIE, "MADAME X," IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW ON PARAMOUNT 83 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:03,129 PLUS MADONNA IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 84 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:10,370 * MADONNA IS HERE. "MADAME X. 85 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,306 I'M EXCITED. I'M NERVOUS. >> Steve: YEAH 86 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:16,142 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MADONNA HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW MANY TIMES 87 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,678 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND SHE NEVER DOES ANYTHING THAT WE PLAN. 88 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:21,414 >> Steve: NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE CAN GO THROUGH ALL 89 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:23,283 THE QUESTIONS, AND SHE COMES OUT AND SHE SAYS SOMETHING ELSE AND TAKES OVER THE SHOW AND 90 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:29,489 IT'S NERVE-RACKING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I JUST SAW HER AND SHE MADE 91 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,892 ME NERVOUS EVEN WHEN I SAW HER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: DID YOU SEE HER OR 92 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:37,697 DID YOU SEE MADAME X >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS TALKING TO MADONNA. 93 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:41,601 I GO -- THE FIRST TIME I MET MADONNA, I GO -- I INTERVIEWED HER AND I GO, "IT'S AN HONOR TO 94 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:45,672 MEET YOU." AND SHE GOES, "IS IT?" AND LEFT 95 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:50,143 [ LAUGHTER ] WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM I GO, "DID I SAY SOMETHING?" 96 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:54,748 SHE'S THE BEST IT'S MADONNA YOU CAN'T MESS AROUND, MAN 97 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,817 IT'S LIKE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY. 98 00:06:57,817 --> 00:07:01,421 SHE'S THE GREATEST LEGEND ALSO WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO 99 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:05,358 RECKER EANS, YOUNG DYLAN, MYKAL MICHELLE HARRIS, OLIVIA PEREZ, THE TALENTED 100 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:12,665 YOUNG HOSTS OF "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" ARE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. 101 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:17,037 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PREMIERES NEXT THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14th ON PEACOCK. 102 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:21,307 ALSO, REBA McENTIRE IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU, REBA 103 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:28,314 COME ON. >> Steve: REBA >> Steve: DID I MENTION MADONNA 104 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:35,522 IS ON THE SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE DOING A 105 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,691 A LITTLE ACTING LATER, TOO, ME AND MADONNA. YOU KNOW, A LOT OF GOSSIP SITES 106 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,693 HAVE BEEN -- THEY HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A BLIND ITEM, YOU KNOW, WHERE THEY POST 107 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:42,629 CELEBRITY RUMORS BUT THEY LEAVE OUT THE NAMES SO THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO GUESS WHO 108 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:49,169 THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. THE ANSWERS CAN BE A LITTLE SURPRISING 109 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,771 LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "HOT GOSS. 110 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:58,478 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HOT GOSS * >> Steve: WOW. 111 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,313 THAT WAS POWERFUL. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A THEME SONG THERE. 112 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:03,483 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO, NO * HOT GOS 113 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,854 HOT GOSS GOSS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:12,692 >> Jimmy: THERE'S ACTUALLY A A LITTLE -- EXTRA LITTLE JAB IN THERE. 115 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:16,296 LET'S GET STARTED. THIS FIRST GOSSIP STORY SAYS, "SOURCES CLAIM THIS BELOVED 116 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:19,332 FIGURE IS TIRED OF RISKING HIS LIFE EVERY TIME HE PUTS ON THE SUIT 117 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:23,036 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS ABOUT DANIEL CRAIG AS 118 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,673 JAMES BOND, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ABOUT ANDY COHEN DURING A "HOUSEWIVES" REUNION 119 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,042 SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S HOT 120 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:33,213 GOSS >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, "FRIENDS SAY THAT DESPITE THE AGE GAP, THESE 121 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,315 TWO ARE DETERMINED TO MAKE IT WORK." PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT 122 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:38,585 MEGAN FOX AND MACHINE GUN KELLY. IT REALLY WAS ABOUT YOUR DAD 123 00:08:38,585 --> 00:08:44,391 AND HIS ANDROID PHONE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HOT GOSS 124 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,493 >> Jimmy: NEXT -- THESE ARE HOT GOSS NEXT STORY SAYS, "THIS 125 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:51,064 SO-CALLED GAME QUICKLY ESCALATES INTO OBSCENE VIOLENCE." 126 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,566 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT REFERRING TO "SQUID GAME." 127 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,735 TURNS OUT IT WAS REFERRING TO PLAYING MONOPOLY WITH YOUR FAMILY 128 00:08:55,735 --> 00:09:03,610 >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "IT WAS A HORRIFYING 129 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,745 EXPERIENCE FROM START TO FINISH." PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS 130 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,114 REFERRING TO THE NEW "HALLOWEEN" MOVIE. IT TURNS OUT IT REALLY WAS 131 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:12,052 ABOUT FLYING ON FRONTIER AIRLINES [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 132 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,655 THEY'VE GOT ALL THE DUCT TAPE YOU NEED ALL THE DUCT TAPE YOU NEED 133 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:20,560 NEXT ONE SAYS, "IT WAS NOTED PERIOD IN HISTORY WHEN KNOWLEDGE AND REASON FLOURISHED 134 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,196 ALONG WITH THE CONCEPT OF HAPPINESS, TOLERANCE, SHARED RECOGNITION OF OUR COMMON 135 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:27,133 HUMANITY." PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS ABOUT THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT 136 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,636 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: REALLY IS THAT WHAT THEY THOUGHT? 137 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:35,208 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY THOUGHT THAT WAS ABOUT THE AGE OF THE HOT GOSS PEOPLE 138 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,277 THE PEOPLE READING THE HOT GOSS - >> Jimmy: THE GOSSIP MAGAZINE. 139 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,379 >> Steve: THEY WENT, "OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT 140 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,314 THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT HOLY MOLY. OH, MY GOSH. 141 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:48,321 WOWZERS. >> Steve: HOT GOSS >> Jimmy: YEP, THEY WERE REALLY 142 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:53,460 TALKING ABOUT THE SIX HOURS FACEBOOK WAS DOWN. THAT'S IT. 143 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:57,831 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY THIS LAST GOSSIP STORY SAYS, "INSIDERS SAY TO EXPECT 144 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,233 SOME REALLY HARD TRUTHS TO BE REVEALED PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT WAS 145 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,902 REFERRING TO FIONA HILL'S NEW TRUMP NEW TELL-ALL TURNS OUT IT WAS ABOUT THE 146 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,705 INGREDIENTS OF THE McRIB >> Steve: HEY! >> Jimmy: "HOT GOSS. 147 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:09,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN WE COME BACK, MADONNA JOINS US FOR "KID THEATER. 148 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:15,081 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 149 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:30,697 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M ABOUT TO PERFORM SOME KID 150 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,733 THEATER, BUT FIRST I NEED AN ACTING PARTNER AND I COULDN'T ASK FOR A BETTER 151 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,803 ONE. SHE'S A LEGENDARY POP ICON AND MUSIC SUPERSTAR. 152 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:44,244 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, MADAME X * 153 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:53,520 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING? 154 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:59,426 I BOW. I BOW. I BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN. 155 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:04,364 I LOVE YOU OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 156 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,067 YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 157 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:12,439 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT ALL RIGHT. WELCOME. 158 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:17,911 WELCOME TO THE SHOW, MADAME X. THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 159 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:22,716 >> Jimmy: NOW, YOU HAVE A NEW MOVIE OUT TOMORROW ON PARAMOUNT PLUS CALLED "MADAME X. 160 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,352 AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO PREVIEW SOME SCENES FOR OUR AUDIENCE BY ACTING THEM OUT 161 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,388 TOGETHER BUT HERE'S THE CATCH, THE SCENES WE'LL BE READING ARE NOT 162 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,459 FROM THE ACTUAL FILM INSTEAD THEY ARE WRITTEN BY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS 163 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,729 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHICH IS WHY I'M WEARING AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DRESS. 164 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,697 >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE I KNOW, I KNOW OF COURSE. 165 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,432 I GOT IT I GOT IT I TOTALLY GOT IT 166 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:44,137 WE GAVE THE KIDS NO DIRECTION. WE JUST SAID, "MADAME X," IS ALL WE TOLD THEM, AND LET DO 167 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,140 THE REST SO IT'S TIME FOR "KID THEATER. HERE WE GO 168 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:47,173 SO IT'S TIME FOR "KID THEATER. HERE WE GO 169 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,943 * * KID THEATER 170 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:53,546 KID THEATER * * >> Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE IS 171 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,584 FROM JESS. SHE'S SEVEN YEARS OLD. MADAME X, YOU'LL BE PLAYING THE 172 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,653 ROLE OF MADAME X I'LL BE PLAYING THE ROLE OF DENNY. 173 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:04,157 HIGGINS WILL READ THE SCENE DESCRIPTIONS HIGGINS, SET UP THE SCENE, 174 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,659 PLEASE >> Steve: DENNY AND MADAME X ARE AT THE ICE CREAM PLACE 175 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:11,297 * >> Jimmy: WHEN IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU GET FREE ICE 176 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:17,370 CREAM. >> IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. >> Steve: THE ICE CREAM WAITER 177 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:21,741 THROWS MADAME X FREE ICE CREAM, AND SHE CATCHES IT WITH ONE HAND -- THEN WITH TWO HANDS. 178 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:27,981 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR ICE CREAM 179 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,150 >> OH. >> Jimmy: SORRY. >> OH, [ BLEEP ] 180 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,686 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT 181 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,320 THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT AT ALL. [ LAUGHTER ] 182 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:39,659 >> I KNOW, BUT I'M HOLDING TWO ICE CREAM CONES. [ LAUGHTER ] 183 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:43,730 IT'S -- UM, WELL, MAYBE I'LL GIVE YOU SOME ICE CREAM IF YOU DANCE FOR ME 184 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:48,101 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: DENNY DOES A SLOW DANCE. 185 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:53,440 [ LAUGHTER ] >> COME ON, BABY >> Steve: IT IS VERY, VERY 186 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,609 SLOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> HURRY UP. 187 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,547 IT'S MELTING * [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:08,121 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THIS DANCE YOU'RE DOING RIGHT 189 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,491 NOW, IT'S TOO SLOW >> Jimmy: MM-HMM >> DO YOU DANCE FASTER 190 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,527 AND CAN YOU DANCE FASTER AND MORE NORMAL? AND USE YOUR HANDS 191 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,831 AND YOUR SHOULDERS, AND YOUR CHIN * 192 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,799 >> Jimmy: CHIN >> CHIN. * 193 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,437 [ CHEERS ] * >> Steve: DENNY PRETENDS TO BE 194 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:29,209 NORMAL, AND DANCES USING HIS HANDS, HIS SHOULDERS, AND HIS CHIN 195 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:35,115 * >> THAT'S A NORMAL DANCE WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT 196 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:39,352 WHEN YOU'RE DOING A NORMAL DANCE? [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:43,723 >> Jimmy: NORMAL STUFF PANTS, BREAD, NUMBERS, YOU KNOW 198 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,994 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU >> YES, YOU DO DON'T TALK BACK TO ME. 199 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,598 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT AT ALL. 200 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:57,103 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I THINK THAT YOU DO HAVE TO TELL ME, BECAUSE I'M NOT 201 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:01,207 NORMAL [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S IN THE SCRIPT 202 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:05,812 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS ACTUALLY, YEAH HOW CAN WE TELL? 203 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:09,749 >> BY MY DANCE >> Steve: MADAME X DOES A DANCE THAT'S NOT NORMAL, AND SHE'S 204 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:16,756 EATING HER FREE ICE CREAM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 205 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:23,396 * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. 206 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:29,436 HOLD ON NOW. NO, NO, NO * 207 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:33,673 [ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT. OKAY 208 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,844 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M NOT DONE WITH MY DANCE. YOU'RE CENSORING ME. 209 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:41,648 >> Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT. NEVER. I WOULD NEVER. 210 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:45,318 * ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY ALL RIGHT, HIGGINS, WHOSE LINE IS 211 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:51,925 IT WHOSE LINE IS IT OKAY 212 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:55,428 >> Steve: IT'S YOUR LINE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH 213 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,630 >> Steve: MADAME TRIPLE X. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:02,035 >> IT MELTED HERE, LICK MY HAND [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 215 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:07,140 >> Steve: AND SCENE. * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 216 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,109 HERE WE GO ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ONE. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 217 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:13,246 NOW, LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE. THIS WAS SENT BY THEODORE. THIS STARS TWO CHARACTERS, 218 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:19,486 MADAME X AND STUPID FOX. [ LAUGHTER ] DO I PLAY -- 219 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:25,558 OKAY, HERE WE GO HIGGINS, SET IT UP >> Steve: THIS IS THE STORY OF 220 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:29,696 MADAME X AND HER STUPID FOX. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MADAME X LOOKS OUT OVER THE 221 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:33,166 CASTLE, WAITING FOR THE STUPID FOX. * 222 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:40,373 * I AM MADAME X MY CASTLE IS A WRECK * >> Jimmy: COME ON. 223 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:47,280 * IT WAS SO DESTROYED BY THIS OLD STUPID FOX * [ LAUGHTER ] 224 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:54,154 * I WILL PUT HI IN A TIMEOUT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 225 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:58,425 >> Jimmy: GREETINGS, MADAME X. IT IS I, YOUR TRUSTY FRIEND, STUPID FOX 226 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:04,631 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M VERY MAD AT YOU, STUPID FOX. 227 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:09,769 YOU LEFT ALL YOUR STUPID TOYS ALL OVER MY BEAUTIFUL CASTLE >> Jimmy: I DID NOT. 228 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,740 >> YES, YOU DID. SHUT UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 229 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,675 >> Jimmy: I DID NOT. >> SHUT UP >> Jimmy: I DID NOT. 230 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,545 >> SHUT UP YOU DID. SHUT UP. 231 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:22,048 >> Jimmy: LET US NOT -- LET US NOT ARGUE. >> I AGREE 232 00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:32,092 ARGUING IS NOT FUN I WANT TO HAVE FUN, STUPID FOX [ LAUGHTER ] 233 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:37,864 FUN I SAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH * I WILL PUT MY TOYS AWAY 234 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:45,638 I'M SORRY I MADE A MES I'M JUST A STUPID FO I'M SORRY MADAME X * 235 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,708 >> THAT'S KIND OF GOOD >> Jimmy: NOT BAD? >> THAT'S NOT BAD, ACTUALLY. 236 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,778 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S KIND OF -- YEAH. 237 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:55,382 THAT SONG WAS BEAUTIFUL, STUPID FOX. SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I'M GOING TO 238 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,853 CHANGE YOUR NAME >> Jimmy: IS MY NAME NOW BEAUTIFUL FOX? 239 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:04,457 >> NO. IT'S LESS STUPID FOX >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 240 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:11,331 THERE WE GO, AND SCENE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 241 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,299 THANK YOU, MADAME X. STICK AROUND WE'RE TALKING TO MADONNA -- I MEAN MADAME X -- 242 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:18,204 AFTER THE BREAK. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 243 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:31,618 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A MUSIC ICON 244 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,555 SHE HAS SOLD OVER 300 MILLION RECORDS -- HOLY MOLY -- WORLDWIDE, MAKING HER THE 245 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,725 BEST-SELLING FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 246 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,661 HER NEW DOCUMENTARY -- YEAH, GIVE IT UP YEAH 247 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:46,800 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER NEW DOCUMENTARY, CONCEPT FILM, "MADAME X," IS AVAILABLE 248 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:51,338 TOMORROW ON PARAMOUNT PLUS PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, MADONNA. 249 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:51,371 PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, MADONNA. 250 00:17:53,306 --> 00:18:03,650 * * 251 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:15,795 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT -- >> I -- I LIKE TO FREAK YOU OUT 252 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,031 AND MAKE YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING -- >> Jimmy: YOU DO 253 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,933 >> -- SUPER CRAZY. >> Jimmy: YOU DO YOU ALWAYS - 254 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,435 >> I -- AND I -- AND I WANT TO >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHY THOUGH WHY DO YOU DO THAT TO ME 255 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,305 >> I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE THIS -- A PERVERSE, LIKE, THING I HAVE IN ME 256 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,374 >> Jimmy: BUT I -- I - >> LIKE, THIS DESK LOOKS TOO NORMAL 257 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,744 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE I JUST WANT TO SHOVE EVERYTHING OFF OF IT 258 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:33,279 AND LIKE, LAY ON TOP OF IT >> Jimmy: I MEAN, SHOVE -- SHOVE -- 259 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:37,550 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SERIOUSLY I'LL DO IT 260 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,619 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW TRUST ME 261 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,889 NO, I'M NOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I -- 262 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,191 >> MAYBE LATER >> Jimmy: OKAY >> YOU'RE EXPECTING IT NOW 263 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,061 >> Jimmy: NOW -- YOU'RE RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU LOVE TO THROW ME OFF. 264 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:51,097 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- WHEN -- I SAW YOU IN BROOKLYN, BY THE WAY, 265 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,500 PERFORMING YOUR -- YOUR -- YOUR CONCERT AND I WAS -- >> IT WAS "MADAME X. 266 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,568 >> Jimmy: "MADAME X. >> UH-HUH. >> Jimmy: IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 267 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:59,105 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND I -- WHAT I LOVED ABOUT IT WAS THAT YOU CHOSE 268 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,908 THESE SMALLER ARENAS YOU ALWAYS DO STUFF THAT NO ONE IS DOING 269 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:05,011 YOU ZIG WHEN PEOPLE ARE ZAGGING. >> RIGHT 270 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:09,382 >> Jimmy: AND THEN, PEOPLE -- YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,852 AND -- BUT HERE'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU DO - 272 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,587 >> DID I MAKE ANY MONEY? >> Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,222 NO, I WASN'T GOING TO ASK YOU THAT >> I DO. 274 00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:19,292 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, WHEN PEOPLE TAKE YOUR 275 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,361 IDEAS, YOU DO ALL THESE THINGS FIRST -- >> MH-HMM. 276 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,030 >> Jimmy: -- AND THEN PEOPLE TAKE YOUR IDEAS AND THEY DON'T GIVE YOU CREDIT AND I GO, "NO, 277 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,367 MADONNA DID THAT ALL READY." >> YEAH, AND THEY ALSO DON'T DO IT AS GOOD 278 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:31,204 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I MEAN - >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S 279 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,174 EXACTLY RIGHT. >> THAT SOUNDS REALLY, UM, ARROGANT - 280 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,776 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- BUT IT'S KIND OF TRUE. >> Jimmy: NO 281 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,746 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: "MADAME X," THIS IS 282 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:44,117 ON PARAMOUNT PLUS TOMORROW WHAT -- WHAT DO YOU HOPE PEOPLE TAKE AWAY FROM THIS? 283 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:47,387 FROM WATCHING THIS DOCUMENTARY >> THAT ART IS IMPORTANT IN OUR LIVES. 284 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:54,627 I DON'T THINK PEOPLE EMPHASIZE THAT ENOUGH. >> Jimmy: YEAH 285 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:58,064 >> I -- I'M REALLY INSPIRED BY JAMES BALDWIN, THE WRITER. >> Jimmy: YEAH 286 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:02,035 >> HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> DON'T LIE 287 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,871 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAVE HEARD OF JAMES BALDWIN. 288 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,508 >> OKAY, YEAH. HE'S -- WAS A GREAT SOURCE OF INSPIRATION FOR ME GROWING UP, 289 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:13,179 AND HE WAS A GREAT SOURCE OF INSPIRATION FOR THE SHOW AND ONE OF THE THINGS I QUOTE 290 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,016 OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE SHOW IS THAT ARTISTS ARE HERE TO DISTURB THE PEACE. 291 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:21,588 AND SO - >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND SO I HOPE THAT I HAVE 292 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,790 DISTURBED NOT ONLY YOUR PEACE THIS AFTERNOON BUT - [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,626 >> Jimmy: YOU ALWAYS DISTURB MY PEACE. >> PEOPLE'S PEACE WHILE THEY 294 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,696 WATCH THE SHOW, BUT IN -- I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY. >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 295 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:35,802 YOU GET IN GOOD TROUBLE. >> GOOD TROUBLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY DO. 296 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:39,305 NO, NO, NO, NOW, WHY WOULD YOU -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 297 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,508 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP STOP IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 298 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,476 OH, MY GOODNESS. STOP IT. STOP IT. 299 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:47,414 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 300 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:53,753 THIS IS -- [ CHEERS ] OH, MY GOSH. 301 00:20:53,753 --> 00:21:03,463 EVERY -- LOOK AT THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- I DON'T 302 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,966 WHAT TO -- I DON'T WHAT -- >> SEE LIFE IS NOT JUST ABOUT INTERVIEWING KIDDIES 303 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,236 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 304 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,439 >> DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK TO AN ADULT? >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 305 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,741 YEAH >> HAVE AN ADULT CONVERSATION. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU TALKING TO AN 306 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:18,878 ADULT RIGHT NOW? >> I'M NOT SURE. [ LAUGHTER ] 307 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,382 I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO IS -- I FEEL, LIKE, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE IN SOME, KIND OF, 308 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,218 CONFLICT RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: OH, INTERESTING. >> YEAH, HAVE YOU BEEN TO 309 00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:28,722 A THERAPIST? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WENT A -- I WENT 310 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:31,458 ONCE OR TWICE. I DIDN'T - >> YEAH, IF YOU COULD JUST - 311 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,093 >> Jimmy: -- IT WASN'T MY THING. >> NO. 312 00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:37,697 >> Jimmy: DO YOU GO TO THERAPY >> UM, I JUST -- I WRITE [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:41,401 I WRITE. >> Jimmy: SO -- SO, NO >> IT'S A FORM OF THERAPY. 314 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:45,438 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, I WRITE AND I ALSO HOPE THAT I HAVE GOOD FRIENDS AND I 315 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:50,110 TALK MY [ BLEEP ] OUT WITH PEOPLE AND, YOU KNOW - >> Jimmy: YEAH 316 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:53,413 >> -- THAT'S A KIND OF THERAPY, DON'T YOU THINK? >> Jimmy: I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND 317 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,815 >> YOU THINK >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SHOULD CALL ME 318 00:21:55,815 --> 00:22:00,420 >> YOU SHOULD'VE -- YOU KNOW, YOU CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE ONCE >> Jimmy: I DID. 319 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,489 I HAD A GREAT TIME >> AND - >> Jimmy: AND YOU -- AND YOU 320 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,557 INTRODUCED ME TO LADYBUG WHATEVER IT'S CALLED "MIRACULOUS. 321 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,093 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS. >> DO YOUR KIDS WATCH IT >> Jimmy: NOW, BECAUSE OF YOU. 322 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,696 I DO EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF YOU OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 323 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:13,066 THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO TO THERAPY. IT GETS -- IT GETS -- IT GETS 324 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:15,835 NOWHERE. >> YOU GET -- YEP, AND IT'S GONNA -- 325 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:19,105 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- JUST TALK TO ME. >> Jimmy: DO YOU SMOKE 326 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,740 >> NO. >> Jimmy: ME NEITHER >> I DON'T 327 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,276 I SMOKE FOR PHOTO SHOOTS >> Jimmy: BUT YOU NEVER SMOKED >> NO. 328 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,278 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE OF YOUR VOICE. >> YEAH, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT. 329 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:29,382 >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME NEITHER YOU VAPE >> I'D RATHER -- I LIKE 330 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:34,954 OPIATES. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 331 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:38,992 >> Jimmy: RIDICULOUS I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE IS MADONNA IN "MADAME X." 332 00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:42,896 [ LAUGHTER ] TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 333 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:58,578 * * * IT'S NOT GYPSY BLOO 334 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:08,955 WE LIVE BETWEE LIFE AND DEATH WAITING TO MOVE ON * 335 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:14,427 * AND IN THE EN WE ACCEPT IT WE SHAKE HANDS 336 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:21,735 WITH OUR FATE * * AND WE WALK PAS THERE'S NO REST FOR US 337 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:29,175 IN THIS WORL FINALLY A LOST LOVE * * 338 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,144 >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 339 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:33,546 MORE WITH MADONNA AFTER THE BREAK. "MADAME X," EVERYBODY. 340 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:52,732 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 341 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:58,104 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY, MADONNA IS HERE MADONNA! 342 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:05,845 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AH, I'M TRYING TO THINK OF A A QUESTION TO ASK YOU THAT'S 343 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:08,481 NEVER BEEN ASKED >> GOOD LUCK >> Jimmy: I KNOW 344 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,751 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOW ABOUT THIS ONE, READY FOR THIS 345 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:15,889 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST QUESTION I'VE EVER ASKED. 346 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:19,392 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: HAS ANY REVIEW OF ANYTHING YOU'VE DONE GOTTEN IT 347 00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:25,532 RIGHT? IS THAT A GOOD QUESTION? >> I MEAN, OCCASIONALLY. 348 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:28,702 IT'S RARE. >> Jimmy: SO THEY DON'T, REALLY 349 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:30,904 >> IN THE 40 YEARS THAT I'VE BEEN DOING WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING -- 350 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,939 >> Jimmy: 40 YEARS >> 40 YEARS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT 351 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,241 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S INSANE. >> IT IS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 352 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:40,180 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU ARE MADONNA. 353 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,582 >> I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE 354 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:46,619 UNBELIEVABLE I MEAN, THE FIRST SINGLE WAS WHAT, "EVERYBODY?" 355 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:51,424 >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? 356 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:55,261 LIKE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO -- DO YOU REMEMBER HEARING YOURSELF ON THE RADIO, AND 357 00:24:55,261 --> 00:25:02,268 GOING, "WOW" >> I REMEMBER LIVING ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE, ON 99th AND 358 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,437 RIVERSIDE DRIVE, AND WAS JUST BROKE. AND WONDERING IF THINGS WERE 359 00:25:04,437 --> 00:25:08,041 EVER GOING TO WORK OUT FOR ME. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND I SIGNED MY RECORD DEAL, 360 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:13,713 AND I WAS TOLD THAT THEY WERE GOING TO START PLAYING MY SONG ON THE RADIO, "EVERYBODY." 361 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:18,051 AND THEN SUDDENLY, MY ROOMMATE HAD HER RADIO ON DOWN THE HALL, AND I HEARD IT DRIFTING DOWN 362 00:25:18,051 --> 00:25:21,054 THE HALLWAY. AND I WAS LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT IS THAT 363 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:25,859 WHAT IS THAT?" AND I RAN DOWN THE HALL, AND SHE'S LIKE, "THEY'RE PLAYING 364 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:30,663 YOUR SONG ON THE RADIO YOUR SONG ON THE RADIO." AND I JUST STOOD THERE LIKE, 365 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:35,468 "WOW, IT HAPPENED. IT WORKS." IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. 366 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:38,204 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING MOMENT 367 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,073 >> Jimmy: IS THIS GOING TO BE -- I HEARD THERE'S A RUMOR THAT - 368 00:25:40,073 --> 00:25:43,777 >> A VISUAL AUTOBIOGRAPHY. >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE >> DON'T CALL IT A BIOPIC. 369 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:47,714 >> Jimmy: NOPE, BUT, I WOULD NEVER CALL IT A BIOPIC >> HOW DARE YOU? 370 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:51,451 >> Jimmy: BUT, NO, HOW DARE YOU? I THINK IT'S COOL. 371 00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:55,588 ONCE AGAIN, NO ONE'S DONE THIS >> WELL, THE REASON I'M DOING IT IS BECAUSE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 372 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:59,759 HAVE TRIED TO WRITE MOVIES ABOUT ME, BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS MEN. 373 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:02,696 UGH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WAIT 374 00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:05,765 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO 375 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:10,136 MEN ARE GOOD SOME MEN >> SOME MEN ARE GOOD 376 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:13,740 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> MEN, GOOD MEN ARE -- IS PRETTY MUCH AN OXYMORON BUT, 377 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:17,577 UM - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MY GOSH. 378 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:22,048 >> ANYWAYS, BECAUSE -- NO, BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE WRITING -- I READ UNIVERSAL WAS DOING -- 379 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,351 LIKE, THEY SENT ME THE SCRIPT BECAUSE THEY WANTED MY BLESSING 380 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:27,954 AND I READ IT, AND IT WAS THE MOST HIDEOUS SUPERFICIAL CRAP I EVER READ. 381 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:33,626 AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT SOME -- I FOUND OUT, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY HIS NAME 382 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:37,664 BUT HE'S A TOTAL MISOGYNIST, WAS DIRECTING. AND I'M THINKING, "WHY WOULD 383 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,666 THESE PEOPLE MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT MY LIFE? THERE'S NOTHING TRUE IN THE 384 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:43,570 SCRIPT THE GUY WHO IS MAKING IT HAS NO UNDERSTANDING OF WOMEN 385 00:26:43,570 --> 00:26:47,640 NO APPRECIATION OF WOMEN NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN SO, LIKE, THIS HAPPENED 386 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:54,080 A COUPLE OF TIMES, AND I HAD TO LIKE CALL PEOPLE UP. CALL UP THE HEADS OF STUDIOS 387 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,785 CALL UP MY AGENTS THREATEN THEM, AND SAY THAT I WILL, LIKE, STAND IN FRONT OF THE 388 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:02,022 BUILDING AND MAKE -- AND PROTEST. AND MAKE EVERYBODY'S LIFE 389 00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:05,025 A MISERY IF THEY GO THROUGH WITH IT. AND THEY STILL DID NOT TAKE ME 390 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:09,929 SERIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO, FINALLY, I JUST THREW 391 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:15,035 DOWN THE GAUNTLET. HAVE YOU EVER THROWN DOWN THE GAUNTLET 392 00:27:15,035 --> 00:27:17,671 >> Jimmy: I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:20,306 >> THEREIN LIES THE RUB. YOU HAVE TO THROW DOWN THE GAUNTLET 394 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:25,545 >> Jimmy: THEREIN LIES THE RUB [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> YOU HAVE TO DO THIS 395 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:34,888 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> NEVER MIND, I'LL PICK IT UP 396 00:27:34,888 --> 00:27:37,257 MYSELF >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I'LL PICK IT UP MYSELF 397 00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:40,326 OH, MY GOD >> SOMETIMES THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO IN LIFE. 398 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:46,433 YOU'VE GOT TO PICK IT UP YOURSELF ANYWAYS, NO, I JUST SAID, "YOU 399 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:49,936 KNOW WHAT? THERE'S NOBODY ON THIS PLANET THAT CAN WRITE, OR DIRECT, AND 400 00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,072 MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT ME BETTER THAN ME. AND THAT IS JUST THE TRUTH 401 00:27:52,072 --> 00:27:55,508 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT 402 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:58,678 AND, HONESTLY, NO ONE HAS -- >> KEEP TALKING WHILE I UNDO MY GLOVE. 403 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,747 >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> SAY INTERESTING THINGS, 404 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:02,816 PLEASE >> Jimmy: I HAVE AN INTERESTING THING TO SAY 405 00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:06,019 THESE ARE MYTHS AND RUMORS ABOUT YOU. AND I WANT TO KNOW IF SOME 406 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:08,188 THINGS ARE TRUE AND SOME THINGS ARE FALSE. DO YOU MIND ME GOING THROUGH 407 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,824 THESE, AND TELL ME >> GO AHEAD. >> Jimmy: DO I BELIEVE YOU 408 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:17,597 WILL YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH [ LAUGHTER ] HONESTLY, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU 409 00:28:17,597 --> 00:28:23,370 HOW NERVOUS I FEEL RIGHT NOW YOU MAKE ME SO -- YOU MAKE ME SO - 410 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:27,640 * GOOD INSIDE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY DO. 411 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,378 OKAY >> COME ON, YOU GUYS LIKE A - 412 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:37,917 * VIRGI TOUCHED FOR TH VERY FIRST TIME * 413 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:44,157 >> LIKE A -- * VIRGI WHEN YOUR HEART BEAT 414 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:49,195 NEXT TO MINE * >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW THAT'S WHAT -- 415 00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:53,433 LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 416 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:59,339 ALL RIGHT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT >> TRYING TO GET MY -- 417 00:28:59,339 --> 00:29:01,741 >> Jimmy: THESE ARE MYTHS AND RUMORS ABOUT YOU AND IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE. 418 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:04,477 YOUR FIRST JOB WAS AT DUNKIN' DONUTS, AND YOU WERE FIRED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 419 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:10,650 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST JOBS I 420 00:29:10,650 --> 00:29:12,585 HAD WORKING WHEN I MOVED TO MANHATTAN, AND I DID GET FIRED BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING WITH THE 421 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:20,760 JELLY SQUIRTER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 422 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,029 >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A JELLY SQUIRTER >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 423 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:27,033 HERE YOU GO. [ LAUGHTER ] * 424 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:29,035 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO STOP, STOP. STOP 425 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:31,371 HERE WE GO * >> EVERYTHING IS A SEXUAL 426 00:29:31,371 --> 00:29:33,673 INNUENDO >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS HOW ABOUT THIS 427 00:29:33,673 --> 00:29:38,044 "VOGUE" WAS ORIGINALLY ONLY GOING TO BE A "B" SIDE BECAUSE IT WASN'T CONSIDERED STRONG 428 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:41,448 ENOUGH TO BE RELEASED AS A A SINGLE >> YEAH, IT'S TRUE 429 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,950 >> Jimmy: WHAT BUT "VOGUE" IS THE BIGGEST SONG EVER 430 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,353 IT WAS THE "B" SIDE. WHAT WAS THE "A" SIDE? >> THERE WERE A LOT OF 431 00:29:46,353 --> 00:29:50,623 UNENLIGHTENED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THEY CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE 432 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:55,428 >> Jimmy: DID YOU WRITE "JIMMY, JIMMY" THINKING OF ME? [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:29:55,428 --> 00:30:01,434 >> NOPE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HERE'S A MYTH OR 434 00:30:01,434 --> 00:30:03,837 RUMOR. YOU TURNED DOWN THE ROLE OF CATWOMAN IN THE FILM "BATMAN 435 00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:06,239 RETURNS," AND THE LEAD IN "SHOWGIRLS" YOU TURNED DOWN. DID YOU EVER SEE THOSE MOVIES, 436 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:09,976 AND WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THEM >> I SAW THEM BOTH AND I WAS -- I REGRET THAT I 437 00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:20,987 TURNED DOWN CATWOMAN THAT WAS PRETTY SERIOUS. "SHOWGIRLS" NO 438 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:24,157 BUT I ALSO TURNED DOWN THE ROLE IN "THE MATRIX." CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT 439 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:28,094 >> Jimmy: YOU DID? >> I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF >> Jimmy: OH, STOP IT. 440 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:31,164 YOU'RE MADONNA >> THAT'S LIKE ONE THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE 441 00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:33,233 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T REGRET ANYTHING LOOK AT YOU. 442 00:30:33,233 --> 00:30:34,668 >> A TEENY TINY PART OF ME REGRETS THAT JUST ONE MOMENT IN MY LIFE. 443 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:41,341 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: MADONNA -- WOW YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. 444 00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:43,510 WHY? WHY? WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TROUBLE 445 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,612 MAKER? WHY? >> BECAUSE - 446 00:30:45,612 --> 00:30:47,580 >> Jimmy: JUST STOP. >> BECAUSE ARTISTS ARE JUST HERE TO DISTURB THE PEACE. 447 00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:52,485 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST STOP. JUST BE GOOD 448 00:30:52,485 --> 00:30:56,523 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BE -- BEHAVE >> I WILL. 449 00:30:56,523 --> 00:30:59,359 >> Jimmy: PLEASE BEHAVE. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: MADONNA, I CAN'T EVEN 450 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:01,161 TELL YOU -- I REALLY DO MEAN THIS I LOVE YOU, AND I'M HONORED TO 451 00:31:01,161 --> 00:31:06,066 HAVE YOU HERE. AND I JUST LOVE YOU. YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION. 452 00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:09,903 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MADONNA! "MADAME X" IS AVAILABLE ON 453 00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:13,707 PARAMOUNT PLUS TOMORROW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 454 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:31,424 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 455 00:31:31,424 --> 00:31:35,662 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, ROOTS MY NEXT GUEST ARE THE VERY TALENTED HOSTS OF "THE KIDS 456 00:31:35,662 --> 00:31:40,200 TONIGHT SHOW," WHICH PREMIERES ON PEACOCK ON OCTOBER 14th LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 457 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,237 WELCOME "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" HOSTS -- RECKER EANS, YOUNG DYLAN, 458 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:51,544 MYKAL-MICHELLE HARRIS AND OLIVIA PEREZ 459 00:31:53,179 --> 00:32:04,891 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 460 00:32:04,891 --> 00:32:09,729 >> Jimmy: COME ON NOW. LOOK AT YOU. IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. 461 00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:12,565 I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS. "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW," IT'S HAPPENING. 462 00:32:12,565 --> 00:32:15,502 >> All: YES! >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS -- I MEAN -- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LET'S 463 00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:18,805 JUST GO. OLIVIA, MAYBE YOU START IT OFF TELL EVERYONE WHAT "THE KIDS 464 00:32:18,805 --> 00:32:23,943 TONIGHT SHOW" IS -- IS ABOUT >> SO, IT'S A TALK SHOW HOST LIKE "THE TONIGHT SHOW" BUT 465 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:26,780 MORE KID-IFIED SO IT'S FOUR HOSTS -- FOUR KID HOSTS. 466 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:32,452 WE'VE GOT DYLAN, MYKAL-MICHELLE, ME AND RECKER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 467 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:34,854 >> AND IT'S, LIKE, REALLY MESSY. THERE'S A BUNCH OF GAMES, AND I 468 00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:37,691 THINK YOU ALL WOULD LOVE IT. IT'S SO MUCH FUN >> Jimmy: YEAH -- I MEAN, LIKE, 469 00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:39,659 COME ON. >> YEAH, OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW CUTE ARE THESE 470 00:32:39,659 --> 00:32:41,561 KIDS ARE YOU JOKING ME? I MEAN, EVERY -- 471 00:32:41,561 --> 00:32:43,697 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERY SINGLE ONE >> THANK YOU 472 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:46,099 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, DYLAN >> YEAH? >> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT WAS YOUR 473 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:49,102 REACTION WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU GOT THE JOB? WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU FIRST 474 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:51,371 FOUND OUT THAT YOU'RE GOING BE THE HOST OF "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW"? 475 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:54,107 >> SO I WAS DOING ANOTHER -- ANOTHER JOB WHILE I HEARD THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 476 00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:56,843 AND I WAS LIKE -- SO I WAS IN THE DRESSING ROOM LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH 477 00:32:56,843 --> 00:32:59,245 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT LIKE REALLY? PRODUCED BY JIMMY FALLON 478 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:02,749 HIMSELF? LIKE REALLY? [ LAUGHTER ] 479 00:33:02,749 --> 00:33:05,251 AND MY GRANDMOTHER BE GOING TO SLEEP, LIKE, AT, LIKE, 9:00 P.M 480 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:07,754 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH >> AND SHE STAYS UP JUST TO WATCH THE SHOW 481 00:33:07,754 --> 00:33:10,290 SHE STAYS UP TO 11:00 P.M. JUST TO WATCH YOUR SHOW, MAN. >> Jimmy: SHE DOES 482 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:11,791 >> YES >> Jimmy: TELL HER, "THANK YOU. 483 00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,326 I -- I LOVE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 484 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,428 >> SHOUT OUT TO GRANDMA. >> Jimmy: BUT SHOUT OUT TO GRANDMA. 485 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:18,264 SHOUT OUT TO GRANDMA MYKAL-MICHELLE, HOW -- HOW -- BE HONEST, WHAT'S IT LIKE 486 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:23,069 WORKING WITH ME? [ LAUGHTER ] >> I MEAN, YOU ARE OKAY. 487 00:33:23,069 --> 00:33:26,139 >> Jimmy: STOP, STOP, STOP >> I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M JUST KIDDING 488 00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:29,743 I'M JUST KIDDING YOU WERE AWESOME I MEAN, MR. JIMMY. 489 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:33,346 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] TAKE NO OFFENSE TO THIS YOU'RE LIKE A BIG KID 490 00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:37,817 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE AWESOME [ LAUGHTER ] 491 00:33:37,817 --> 00:33:40,553 >> Jimmy: NO, I -- I LOVE TO SEE -- WE ALL LOVED YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE -- WE SHOT THE SHOW 492 00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:42,956 ACROSS THE HALL, AND - >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- IT JUST MADE 493 00:33:42,956 --> 00:33:44,924 EVERYONE SO HAPPY TO JUST SEE YOU GUYS [ LAUGHTER ] 494 00:33:44,924 --> 00:33:48,528 YOU'RE SO TALENTED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. >> THANK YOU 495 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:50,930 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: RECKER -- DUDE, RECKER, YOU PLAY THE DRUMS ON 496 00:33:50,930 --> 00:33:53,233 THIS SHOW, SO YOU'RE KIND OF A A BAND LEADER AS WELL AS A A HOST 497 00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:56,836 DID YOU GET ANY ADVICE FROM QUESTLOVE? >> I DID 498 00:33:56,836 --> 00:33:59,139 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, HE'S SO TALL [ LAUGHTER ] 499 00:33:59,139 --> 00:34:02,208 LIKE, HE'S SO TALL BUT -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU? 500 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:04,711 YEAH, HE IS FAIRLY TALL. >> Questlove: YEAH, I'M KIND OF TALL 501 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,780 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE TALL YEAH, INTERESTING, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 502 00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:08,882 >> BUT - >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU TOOK AWAY FROM QUESTLOVE? 503 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:10,583 THAT HE'S TALL >> NO, NOT THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 504 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,919 BUT, I MEAN, YEAH, HE'S TALL BUT HE, LIKE -- HE TOLD ME HOW HE GOT STARTED BUSKING ON THE 505 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:16,956 STREET WITH TARIQ. BUT THAT'S KIND OF THE SAME WAY I STARTED TOO, LIKE, BUSKING ON 506 00:34:16,956 --> 00:34:20,894 THE STREET WITH MY BAND. AND THEN NOW, LIKE, WE'RE HERE IT'S CRAZY 507 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:26,132 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GUYS INTERVIEW THE GUESTS, WERE YOU 508 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:31,705 NERVOUS AT ALL I MEAN, BECAUSE YOU TALK TO, I MEAN, JOJO SIWA. 509 00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:33,606 YOU TALK TO -- YOU TALKED TO AN ASTRONAUT. >> All: YEAH 510 00:34:33,606 --> 00:34:35,975 >> OH, MY GOSH >> I WAS GLOWING >> SO AWESOME. 511 00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:39,813 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S COOL, RIGHT >> YOU KNOW, LIKE, ONCE WE GOT 512 00:34:39,813 --> 00:34:44,617 TO INTERVIEW A KID WHO HAD, LIKE, OVER, LIKE, 200 MILLION FOLLOWERS, WE WERE LIKE, 513 00:34:44,617 --> 00:34:47,554 "WHAT?!" SO I MEAN -- [ LAUGHTER ] 514 00:34:47,554 --> 00:34:50,523 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A NOTE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN HIT EVER ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," BY THE WAY. 515 00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,492 >> "WHAT?" "WHAT? >> Jimmy: I CAN'T SAY MORE 516 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:56,429 COMPLIMENTS ABOUT YOU AND HOW PROFESSIONAL AND HOW AWESOME YOU GUYS WERE TO WORK WITH 517 00:34:56,429 --> 00:35:00,033 >> THANK YOU >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: I LOVED YOU SO MUCH 518 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:01,768 TOP TO BOTTOM. EVERYONE LOVES YOU THANK YOU. 519 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:05,605 CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S HAPPENING, GUYS 520 00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:08,341 >> All: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 521 00:35:08,341 --> 00:35:10,643 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S A PEEK AT "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW." 522 00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:11,911 TONIGHT SHOW." TAKE A LOOK. 523 00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:16,750 "JEFF," AND HE LOVED WEARING 524 00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:22,055 SUNGLASSES AND A BASEBALL HAT. >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT >> JIM JIM 525 00:35:22,055 --> 00:35:25,925 >> I KNOW WHO THAT IS. >> Jimmy: JIM JIM. WHO IS JIM JIM 526 00:35:25,925 --> 00:35:32,932 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> All: YES! >> YES 527 00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:37,203 >> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 528 00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:46,613 >> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT DYLAN, 529 00:35:46,613 --> 00:35:50,950 MYKAL-MICHELLE, OLIVIA, RECKER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW" 530 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:54,120 STARTS -- STARTING OCTOBER 14th, NEXT THURSDAY ON PEACOCK. 531 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,989 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM REBA McENTIRE. 532 00:35:55,989 --> 00:36:14,908 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 533 00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:21,481 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "TAKE IT BACK" AND "WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU" FROM HER NEW "REVIVED 534 00:36:21,481 --> 00:36:25,585 REMIXED REVISITED" BOX SET, HERE IS REBA McENTIRE! 535 00:36:26,586 --> 00:36:37,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YOU TALKED ME 536 00:36:37,664 --> 00:36:41,368 INTO MOVING IN AND GIVING YOU MY KEY * * YOU SAID YOU' 537 00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:45,071 BE A MESS NO IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ME * * YOU SAID I STOL 538 00:36:45,071 --> 00:36:49,342 YOUR HEART AWA BY LOOKING IN YOUR EYES * * I WONDER NO 539 00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:53,847 HOW MANY TIMES YOU SOLD THAT PACK OF LIES * * IF THIS IS HOW YOU AC 540 00:36:53,847 --> 00:37:00,387 WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR HEART AWA WELL TAKE IT BAC TAKE IT BACK * 541 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:03,790 * YOU TOLD ME I WAS EVERYTHING YOU WANTE AND MORE * 542 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:07,027 * SO TELL M WHAT YOU'RE DOIN NOW SNEAKING OUT 543 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:12,098 THE BACK DOOR * * YOU'RE BRINGING HOME FLOWER AND A BOTTLE OF CHABLIS * 544 00:37:12,098 --> 00:37:14,601 * YOU FORGO I DON'T DRINK WINE I KNOW THAT BOTTLE'S 545 00:37:14,601 --> 00:37:20,173 NOT FOR ME * * IF THIS IS HOW YOU AC WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR HEART AWA 546 00:37:20,173 --> 00:37:30,350 WELL TAKE IT BAC TAKE IT BACK * * 547 00:37:30,350 --> 00:37:49,069 * * * WELL NOW YOU MUST 548 00:37:49,069 --> 00:37:51,871 THINK I'M BLIN AND I DON'T SMEL YOUR NEW COLOGNE * 549 00:37:51,871 --> 00:37:58,878 * AND YOU DON'T EVEN NOTIC ALL THE NIGHTS 550 00:37:58,878 --> 00:38:06,186 I SPEND ALONE * * TELL 'EM JEFF * * 551 00:38:06,186 --> 00:38:11,891 * WELL BACK IN 1876 AN OL' BOY NAMED BEL INVENTED A CONTRAPTION 552 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:18,131 THAT WE KNOW SO WELL * * BY THE 1950s THEY WER IN EVERYBODY'S HOM 553 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:23,036 THERE'S A CRAZY LITTLE THING THEY CALL THE TELEPHONE * * NOW THERE'S ONE 554 00:38:23,036 --> 00:38:27,040 ON EVERY CORNE IN THE BACK OF EVERY BAR * * YOU CAN GET ONE 555 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,044 IN YOUR BRIEFCAS ON A PLANE OR IN YOUR CAR * * SO TELL ME WH 556 00:38:31,044 --> 00:38:36,616 HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU * * WHY HAVEN'T I 557 00:38:36,616 --> 00:38:41,721 HEARD FROM YOU * * TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T 558 00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:44,924 HEARD FROM YOU * * WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU * 559 00:38:44,924 --> 00:38:49,929 * I SAID NOW DARLIN HONE WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE * 560 00:38:49,929 --> 00:38:55,935 * WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU * * THERE BETTER BEEN A FLOOD 561 00:38:55,935 --> 00:39:02,509 A LANDSLIDE OF MUD A FIRE THAT BURN UP THE WIRES * 562 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:07,747 * AND THUNDER SO LOUD WITH A BLACK FUNNEL CLOU A NATURAL DISASTER 563 00:39:07,747 --> 00:39:14,087 I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT * * TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T 564 00:39:14,087 --> 00:39:20,226 HEARD FROM YOU * * TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T 565 00:39:20,226 --> 00:39:28,301 HEARD FROM YOU * * I SAID NOW DARLIN HONE 566 00:39:28,301 --> 00:39:34,441 WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE * * WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU * 567 00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:39,346 * TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU * 568 00:39:39,346 --> 00:39:43,049 * WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU * * TELL ME WHY 569 00:39:43,049 --> 00:39:51,057 HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU * * WHY HAVEN'T I 570 00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:53,059 HEARD FROM YOU * * I SAID NOW DARLIN HONE 571 00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:59,666 WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE * * WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD FROM YOU * 572 00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:09,175 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: JOIN US TOMORROW 573 00:40:09,175 --> 00:40:12,846 NIGHT. JASON MOMOA AND ANA de ARMAS WILL BE HERE 574 00:40:12,846 --> 00:40:15,415 PLUS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM BIG RED MACHINE. MY THANKS TO MADONNA, THE HOSTS 575 00:40:15,415 --> 00:40:17,217 OF "THE KIDS TONIGHT SHOW," REBA McENTIRE, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 576 00:40:17,217 --> 00:40:25,358 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 577 00:40:25,358 --> 00:40:27,994 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.