1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:11,044 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:16,783 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:20,286 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS ANTHONY ANDERSON 4 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:25,492 THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME, MUSICAL GUEST CHARLI XCX AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:32,999 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1530 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:37,871 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:45,478 * 8 00:00:45,478 --> 00:01:01,961 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC 9 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:06,166 WELCOME, EVERYBODY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 10 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:09,269 PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE "THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES 11 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:12,605 AND GENTLEMEN. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:15,875 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 13 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:20,880 ANTHONY ANDERSON IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 14 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:27,987 CHARLI XCX IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FROM THE BIGGEST TV SHOW IN 15 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:37,097 THE WORLD, WE HAVE THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME" HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,300 AND LET ME JUST SAY I'M GLAD TO HAVE THEM ON MY SHOW, RATHER THAN ME GOING ON THEIR SHOW. 17 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,803 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW WHICH NETFLIX SHOWS ARE GOING TO TAKE 18 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,306 OFF. LAST YEAR, PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "WE LOVE CHESS." 19 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:50,243 NOW EVERYONE'S LIKE, "WE LOVE BRUTAL MURDER GAMES. [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:52,345 AND NOW ALL THE MAJOR NETWORKS ARE TRYING TO CREATE THE NEXT "SQUID GAME. 21 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:56,983 AS WE SPEAK, THERE'S AN NBC EXECUTIVE THINKING, "LET'S DRAIN THE POOLS ON 'AMERICAN 22 00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:03,056 NINJA WARRIOR.' [ LAUGHTER ] JUST SAYING. WHAT A TIME THIS IS FOR TV 23 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,791 BETWEEN "SQUID GAME" AND "TED LASSO," WE'RE TRULY LIVING THROUGH THE GOLDEN AGE OF TRACK 24 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:14,067 SUITS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I REALLY FEEL THAT 25 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,337 WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE THE "SQUID GAME" CAST ON THE SHOW. BUT GET THIS, PEOPLE HAVE 26 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:21,441 POINTED OUT THAT THE SHOW'S SUBTITLES AREN'T TOTALLY ACCURATE 27 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:24,944 YEP, SOMETIMES THEY'RE A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN WHAT'S ACTUALLY BEING SAID 28 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,313 FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S A CLIP WITH NETFLIX SUBTITLES. 29 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,685 EXTEND A HEARTY WELCOME TO YOU ALL. EVERYONE HERE WILL PARTICIPATE 30 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:36,189 IN SIX DIFFERENT GAMES OVER SIX DAYS >> Jimmy: AND HERE'S WHAT THE 31 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:38,191 SUBTITLES SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SAID 32 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:44,497 THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO GET CRAZIER THAN A "REAL HOUSEWIVES" REUNION. 33 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:47,600 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S WAY DIFFERENT. 34 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,804 YEAH, A LITTLE DIFFERENT LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, TO GET MORE MODERATE 35 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,305 DEMOCRATS ON BOARD, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS SCALING BACK THE SPENDING IN HIS 36 00:02:52,305 --> 00:03:00,380 $3.5 TRILLION ECONOMIC PLAN. BIDEN'S EVERY PERSON ON A HOME RENOVATION SHOW, IT'S LIKE, "I 37 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:04,517 WANT NEW COUNTERTOPS, A FINISHED BASEMENT AND REMODELED BATHROOM 38 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:09,723 THAT'S ALL." [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE HOST IS LIKE, "ALL 39 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,124 RIGHT, YOUR BUDGET IS $800." "OKAY, I'LL TAKE A NEW SHOWER HEAD 40 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:14,060 THAT'S GOOD. WE'RE GOOD WITH THAT, HONEY? YEP, THINGS WITHIN THE PARTY 41 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:17,697 THERE GETTING UGLY MODERATE DEMOCRATS SAY IF BIDEN WANTS THE MONEY, HE MUST PLAY 42 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:22,302 A SERIES OF DEADLY CHILDREN'S GAMES. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,772 WELL, GET THIS APPARENTLY NEW YORK CITY MAYOR BILL de BLASIO HAS BEEN TELLING 44 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:29,709 PEOPLE THAT HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK NEXT YEAR 45 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:34,614 NEW YORKERS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, "PLEASE, ANYONE ELSE." [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,716 THEN RUDY GIULIANI WAS LIKE, "WHAT ABOUT ME?" AND NEW YORK WAS LIKE, "OKAY, 47 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:40,487 MAYBE NOT ANYONE ELSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, BILL de BLASIO 48 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,889 MIGHT RUN FOR GOVERNOR HE'S ALREADY TESTING OUT SOME SLOGANS. 49 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,959 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FIRST IS, "GUYS STOP BOOING, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A SPEECH 50 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:50,363 HERE." NEXT UP, THERE'S "PLEASE TELL ME THE MIDDLE FINGER MEANS 51 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:54,100 SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN BUFFALO. [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:59,939 AND FINALLY THERE'S "I'LL CUT TAXES WITH THE SAME FORK AND KNIFE I USE TO CUT MY PIZZA. 53 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:04,811 THEY MIGHT HAVE TO RETHINK THEIR SLOGANS. [ APPLAUSE ] 54 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,414 HEY, I SAW THAT AMAZON ADDED A A NEW FEATURE THAT GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO FINISH YOUR 55 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:11,851 QUESTIONS BEFORE ALEXA RESPONDS TO YOU IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, BUT 56 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:17,857 LET'S TRY IT OUT ALEXA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER WILL BE LIKE TOMORROW? 57 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:20,760 ALL RIGHT. I GUESS NOT. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,362 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, UBER IS INTRODUCING -- >> A HIGH OF 76 DEGREES WITH A 59 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:28,468 A LOW OF 65. >> Jimmy: OKAY, A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME. 60 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,937 OKAY, AS I WAS SAYING, UBER IS INTRODUCING A NEW FEATURE THAT TRACKS YOUR FLIGHT SO YOUR RIDE 61 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:36,576 IS READY WHEN YOU LAND AT THE AIRPORT. I DON'T KNOW, THIS SEEMS LIKE 62 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:39,245 A TALL ORDER FOR A COMPANY THAT CAN'T EVEN FIND WHAT CORNER YOU'RE STANDING ON 63 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:44,417 [ LAUGHTER ] "I'M HERE. I'M ACTUALLY STANDING HERE 64 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,152 YOU CAN'T BE HERE. AND FINALLY A GUY IN GEORGIA WENT VIRAL ON TIKTOK BECAUSE HE 65 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:52,125 TRAVELED ACROSS THE ENTIRE COUNTY TO EAT CHIPOTLE IN ALL 50 STATES. 66 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,627 AND IT TOOK HIM A WHILE BECAUSE HE HAD TO MAKE A LOT OF PIT STOPS. 67 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:59,199 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN 68 00:04:59,199 --> 00:04:59,232 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN 69 00:05:04,371 --> 00:05:08,208 * * 70 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:19,419 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 71 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:24,591 HE IS THE STAR OF "BLACK-ISH." AND NOW HE HOSTS THE NEW PRANK SHOW, "HOUSE HAUNTERS," WHICH 72 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:26,860 PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISCOVERY PLUS WHAT A TALENTED DUDE 73 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:32,565 I LOVE THIS GUY. ANTHONY ANDERSON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:37,871 ANTHONY ANDERSON PLUS, FROM THE NETFLIX SERIES AND NUMBER ONE TELEVISION SHOW 75 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:43,076 IN THE WORLD, THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME" IS HERE >> Steve: OH 76 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,812 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE ARE TALKING TO THEM AND PLAYING A FUN, NEW 77 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:51,718 GAME WITH THEM AND WE HAVE GOT AN IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM CHARLI XCX. 78 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:54,487 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GET READY. 79 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,090 IT'S AWESOME >> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: AND OF COURSE, AN 80 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,125 ALL-NEW "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," TONIGHT YEAH 81 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:04,297 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, YOU GUYS I'VE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH THIS WHOLE DEBT 82 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:08,501 CEILING THING. DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO RAISE IT WHILE REPUBLICANS ARE 83 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:12,172 PUSHING BACK SO BIDEN IS MEETING WITH SOME OF THE NATION'S BIGGEST BANKS 84 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:16,743 TO SEE IF THEY CAN HELP OUT. >> Tariq: MAN, I'M TIRED OF THE NEWS 85 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:21,247 >> Jimmy: TARIQ. >> Tariq: HMM? >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 86 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:25,885 >> Tariq: I SAID MAN, I'M TIRED OF THE NEWS. IT'S ALWAYS SO BORING AND 87 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:29,222 SERIOUS. LIKE CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NOT IN THE NEWS? 88 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:33,259 >> Jimmy: FINE WITH ME WHAT DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW 89 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:36,896 WHAT'S SOMETHING EVERYONE ENJOYS HOW ABOUT LIKE FOOD, RIGHT 90 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:40,967 EVERYONE LOVES EATING FOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SURE 91 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:44,070 SURE EATING FOOD IS VERY IMPORTANT. IT GIVES YOU ENERGY AND -- 92 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,540 * SORRY, TARIQ, WE HAVE A NEWS ALERT. 93 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:51,878 >> Tariq: WHAT IS IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A NEW STUDY SAYS ONE 94 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:53,713 IN NINE PEOPLE EXPERIENCE PAIN AFTER EATING [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:56,583 >> Tariq: WHAT OKAY, FINE LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING 96 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:00,420 ELSE SOMETHING FUN AND UNCONTROVERSIAL. 97 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:04,157 HOW ABOUT DISNEY PRINCESSES? >> Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT YEAH, GREAT. 98 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:09,362 THERE'S BELLE, THERE'S JASMINE WHO CAN FORGET CINDERELLA? * 99 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,032 SORRY, TARIQ, WE HAVE ANOTHER NEWS ALERT >> Tariq: PLEASE DON'T READ IT 100 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:16,903 >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO. IF A GRAPHIC COMES UP, I'M REQUIRED TO READ IT. 101 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:21,541 DISNEY PRINCESS CONCERT TOUR POSTPONED DUE TO COVID [ LAUGHTER ] 102 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:25,045 >> Tariq: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, MAN. HOW ABOUT VIDEO GAMES? 103 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:28,948 * >> Jimmy: THE ENTIRETY OF TWITCH HAS REPORTEDLY BEEN 104 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:32,585 LEAKED [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THE ARCTIC OCEAN 105 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:37,057 * >> Jimmy: MELTING PERMAFROST IN THE ARCTIC COULD RELEASE 106 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:41,528 RADIOACTIVE WASTE AND AWAKEN SLEEPING VIRUSES >> Tariq: LARGE SEA MAMMALS. 107 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:45,899 * >> Jimmy: NEW SPECIES OF KILLER WHALE DISCOVERED THAT HUNTS 108 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:50,236 LARGE SEA MAMMALS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: COME ON. 109 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:53,873 COME ON, MAN YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE. JUST TALK ABOUT THE STUPID DEBT 110 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:57,911 CEILING OR WHATEVER. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT 111 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:03,016 >> Tariq: LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE NEWS. WHAT'S THE MOST RANDOM STUFF 112 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:08,254 LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY, OR SCULPTURES, OR TOILETS, I DON'T KNOW, OR WISCONSIN 113 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:11,891 * >> Jimmy: SCULPTURE OF HUMPTY DUMPTY ON A TOILET STOLEN IN 114 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:16,930 WISCONSIN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: THAT'S IT, MAN 115 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,599 CAN WE JUST CUT TO COMMERCIAL, MAN? >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND 116 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,402 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," EVERYBODY. 117 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:45,125 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU 118 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:47,761 WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 119 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,728 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 120 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,398 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 121 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:58,672 * HASHTAG HASHTAG * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, 122 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,775 ROOTS. SO WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND 123 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:05,679 WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC THIS WEEK IN HONOR OF THE NEW 124 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:10,417 JAMES BOND MOVIE, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #MYCRAZYINVENTION AND WE ASKED YOU GUYS TO SEND 125 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:13,486 IN YOUR FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR GADGETS AND INVENTIONS WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS 126 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,756 A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 127 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:20,660 --ON THE SOCIALS AND THE TWITTERS SO NOW I'D LIKE TO SHARE SOME 128 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:23,430 OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 129 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:29,436 @SHORMLE >> Steve: OH, SHORMLE. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "HOW ABOUT 130 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,038 AN APP THAT WILL SEND ME A A NOTIFICATION WHEN SOMEONE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO IS WITHIN 131 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:37,577 500 FEET OF ME." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GOOD INVENTION. 132 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,713 >> Steve: I GOT SHORMLED >> Jimmy: UH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 133 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,749 THAT'S THE NAME OF THE APP, SHORMLE. YEAH 134 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,953 THIS ONE'S FROM @SWILSON2002 THINK THE "S" STANDS FOR SHORMLE? 135 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:50,590 >> Steve: I BET SO OR SWILSON >> OH, COULD BE SWILSON AS 136 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:55,328 WELL, YEAH SHE SAYS, "WET WIPES ATTACHED TO THE OUTSIDE OF CHEETOS BAGS 137 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,832 TO CLEAN THE ORANGE STUFF. YEAH, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 138 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:06,306 THESE ARE ALL -- THIS ONE'S FROM @MBO31 HE SAYS, "A LARGE WARM HEADBAND 139 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,743 THAT ALLOWS YOU TO EAT ICE CREAM WITHOUT GETTING BRAIN FREEZE." 140 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:14,614 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BRILLIANT. >> Steve: BRILLIANT. 141 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,150 >> Jimmy: OR A HAT >> Steve: YEAH, SURE >> Jimmy: SKI HAT. 142 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,519 >> Steve: SLOW DOWN. >> Jimmy: SURE >> Steve: JUST SLOW DOWN 143 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:23,023 >> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @MSALYSSAROSE. SHE SAYS, "A BED THAT'S 144 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,592 PROGRAMMED TO GET REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THE MORNING ALARM GOES OFF AND ONLY GETS 145 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:31,731 COMFORTABLE AGAIN WHEN IT'S BEDTIME. [ APPLAUSE ] 146 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:36,603 I GOT ONE OF THOSE ADJUSTABLE BEDS >> Steve: THE ADJUSTABLE -- THE 147 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:39,139 ONES THAT GO UP LIKE A - >> Jimmy: THE CRAFT MAT, YEAH. LIKE THE ONES YOU USED TO SEE 148 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,909 ON, LIKE, "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" AND STUFF LIKE THAT. BUT MY MATTRESS ISN'T -- IT 149 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,412 DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MATTRESS YOU HAVE >> Steve: WHY? 150 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,647 BECAUSE IT JUST MOVES THE -- >> Jimmy: IT JUST BENDS THE -- YEAH, IT JUST BENDS THE 151 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,616 MATTRESS I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPECIAL MATTRESS 152 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,719 >> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: IT JUST KIND OF CRUNCHES, SO -- BUT IF YOU WANT 153 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:57,624 TO GO UP AND YOUR WIFE DOESN'T WANT TO -- YOU GOT NO CHOICE >> Steve: WELL, GUESS WHAT 154 00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:00,393 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING UP, YEAH TALKING ABOUT THE BED. 155 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,762 >> Steve: YEAH OH [ LAUGHTER ] 156 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:08,935 [ RIM SHOT ] HEY. IT'S ALL ADJUSTABLE. 157 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:14,641 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] 158 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:20,413 ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE IS FROM -- [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETIMES, THIS GUY -- YOU JUST 159 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:24,084 WALK INTO THEM CAN'T HELP IT. THIS ONE'S FROM @BESSEBOY. 160 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,686 >> Steve: BESSEBOY >> Jimmy: HE SAYS -- I LIKE THIS ONE 161 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:30,190 "THE SPINNY THING ON THE BOTTOM OF DEODORANT THAT PUSHES IT UP PUT THAT IN THE BOTTOM OF 162 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,859 A PRINGLES CAN." >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:38,198 >> Jimmy: THAT'S BRILLIANT THAT'S FANTASTIC OR YOU COULD DO LIKE A PUSHPOP 164 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,533 TYPE OF JAM. >> Steve: YEAH OR DO A CAULKING GUN AND JUST 165 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,437 GO - >> Jimmy: PROBABLY MORE CUMBERSOME, I THINK, THAN 166 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:48,375 THE -- IT'S ACTUALLY JUST A PUSHY OF THE BOTTOM OF THE PRINGLES 167 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,745 >> Steve: YOU GET SOME KIND OF CAM DRIED THAT YOU COULD PROBABLY HOOK UP TWO OR THREE 168 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:54,814 CAR BATTERIES TO IT THAT WOULD POWER IT AND AS YOU ATE EACH PRINGLE, A 169 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:58,718 A WEIGHT WOULD GO HOME WITH THE MERCURY -- >> Jimmy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA 170 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,587 OR YOU COULD GET THE ENGINE OF A JACKHAMMER - >> Steve: SURE 171 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,756 >> Jimmy: AND TAKE IT DOWN PROBABLY -- YOU KNOW -- MANY, MANY -- TAKE THE POWER DOWN TO 172 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:09,929 A WEE, WEE TINY AMOUNT >> Steve: OR YOU COULD ALSO GET INTO LIKE A SEALED ROOM AND 173 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:13,967 MAKE THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE JUST A LITTLE BIT LOWER AND AS THE PRINGLES -- EACH ON IS - 174 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,637 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE PERFECT IDEA >> Steve: AND THERE'S 175 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,739 A BLADDER, LET'S SAY, IN THERE THAT'LL ADJUST - >> Jimmy: OR YOU COULD MAYBE 176 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,777 EVEN HIRE A SMALL CHILD TO PUT HIS FIST IN THE BOTTOM - [ LAUGHTER ] 177 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,445 >> Steve: IN THE CAN PULL OUT A PRINGLE, HAND IT TO YOU, PUT IN YOUR MOUTH, MAKE 178 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:29,516 YOU CHEW WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING >> Jimmy: THAT'S STRANGE WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER ON 179 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,618 TONIGHT. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 180 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:34,954 WAIT, I HAVE TO ADJUST MY BED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM 181 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:39,726 @CHRISGADLAGE. HE SAYS, "A THIRD TURN SIGNAL THAT MEANS 'WARNING, I'M ABOUT 182 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:45,765 TO DO SOMETHING STUPID.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES! 183 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,268 THIS ONE'S GOING TO FREAK YOU GUYS OUT WHAT 184 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,236 WHAT >> Steve: WOAH >> Jimmy: I'M JUST GOING TO 185 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:54,808 PARK IN THE STREET THIS ONE IS FROM @MIAGEEZ. >> Steve: GEEZ 186 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,643 >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "A DEVICE THAT WOULD ROUTE A PHONE SCAMMER TO ANOTHER PHONE 187 00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,880 SCAMMER SO THEY CAN HAVE A VERY CONFUSING CONVERSATION WITH EACH OTHER." 188 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:06,252 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HELLO "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR --" 189 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,554 "WHAT? "NO. >> Steve: "YOUR WARRANTIES 190 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:11,458 ABOUT TO RUN OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 191 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,728 @NEILFOBRIEN HE SAYS, "BLUETOOTH ENABLED GOLF BALLS YOU CAN FIND IN THE 192 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:19,299 ROUGH, WOODS OR WATER WITH A A PHONE APP. >> Steve: OOH, LIKE A TIRE 193 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,569 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA >> Steve: YEAH 194 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,605 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @DDANCER42 SHE SAYS, "A BUSHEL OF BANANAS 195 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:37,217 THAT INDIVIDUALLY GET RIPE, ONE BY ONE." [ APPLAUSE ] 196 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,719 [ APPLAUSE ] HOW COULD WE DO THAT >> Steve: GENETICS 197 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,287 >> Jimmy: MAYBE YOU INJECT WHAT BANANA YOU WANT TO EAT TOMORROW 198 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,822 >> Steve: YOU INJECT IT WITH SOME RADIATION, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT'LL -- 199 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,092 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NOT RADIATION. BUT LIKE A NEEDLE. 200 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,861 YOU KNOW, YOU GET YOUR HYPODERMIC NEEDLE. >> Steve: SURE 201 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,230 EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE. >> Jimmy: WIPE IT DOWN WITH A LITTLE ALCOHOL - 202 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,732 >> Steve: SURE, YEAH >> Jimmy: SAY, "THIS IS GOING TO HURT A LITTLE BIT." 203 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,567 BUT, YOU KNOW. >> Steve: ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA. 204 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,703 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, ORANGE YOU GLAD 205 00:13:56,703 --> 00:14:00,874 THIS ONE IS FROM @JACQUELOVESYOU. >> Steve: AW 206 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:05,211 >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS -- OH, MAYBE JACQU-AY LOVES YOU >> Steve: HMM. 207 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,180 >> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "A VOICE-ACTIVATED FIRE ALARM THAT TURNS OFF WHEN SOMEONE YELLS, 208 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:16,823 'I'M COOKING!'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM @KITAWNY24 209 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,758 SHE SAYS, "MOVIE TRAILERS ABOUT SOMEONE YOU JUST MET SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING 210 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:23,630 YOURSELF INTO FIRST. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: HE JUST RAN 211 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,268 A MARATHON >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS A GREAT IDEA 212 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,671 THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @REIIIIDDDD. HE SAYS, "BAREFOOT FRIENDLY 213 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,907 LEGOS. [ APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU GO 214 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,810 THAT'S A GREAT INVENTION THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW 215 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,078 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 216 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:42,582 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY. 217 00:14:42,582 --> 00:15:03,136 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 218 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:08,041 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE 11-TIME EMMY-NOMINATED STAR OF THE VERY POPULAR SERIES, 219 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,946 "BLACK-ISH." HE ALSO HOSTS A NEW PRANK SHOW CALLED "HOUSE HAUNTERS," WHICH 220 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:16,049 PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISCOVERY PLUS PLEASE WELCOME 221 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,952 PLEASE WELCOME ANTHONY ANDERSON 222 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:37,070 * 223 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:42,075 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: COME ON. 224 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,977 ANTHONY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU, 225 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,812 BUD. YOU LOOK GREAT >> THANK YOU 226 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:49,616 ALWAYS -- ALWAYS A PLEASURE BEING HERE WITH YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN NEW YORK 227 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,818 AND I HEARD THAT YOU GOT TO DO A LITTLE GOLF WHICH I'M EXCITED ABOUT. 228 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,653 >> I DID >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE I -- YOU'RE A A GOOD -- YOU'RE A GREAT 229 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,089 GOLFER >> I'M A DECENT GOLFER >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE FUN TO 230 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,824 PLAY WITH. >> THAT I AM >> Jimmy: YES, AND HOW DID YOU 231 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:02,062 DO >> WE TOOK THIRD PLACE >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD 232 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,098 >> YEAH, I PLAYED IN CC -- CC SABATHIA'S GOLF TOURNAMENT THIS PAST MONDAY - 233 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,534 >> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE WHAT HE DOES >> YEAH, UP AT ALPINE COUNTRY 234 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:12,038 CLUB IT RAINED ON US. POURED ON US 235 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:16,343 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> SO WE ONLY GOT TO FINISH 14 HOLES, BUT WE WERE 9 UNDER. 236 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:20,380 AND WE THOUGHT, "9 UNDER COULD ACTUALLY WIN IT. WELL, WE FOUND OUT 9 UNDER TOOK 237 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:25,051 THIRD PLACE, WHICH ISN'T BAD SO THE AWARDS CEREMONY, AT THE END OF THE DAY IN THE RAIN 238 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:29,456 UNDER A TENT, THEY ANNOUNCED SEVENTH PLACE WINNER SIXTH PLACE WINNER, FIFTH PLACE 239 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,559 WINNER, FOURTH PLACE WINNER, BUT WHEN THEY -- BEFORE THEY GOT THAT -- THEY GOT TO WORST 240 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,196 GOLFER WORST GOLFER WENT TO MY BOY, EBRO, WHO IS A RADIO 241 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:40,266 PERSONALITY HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WORST GOLFER GOT AN ALL 242 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:45,271 EXPENSE TRIP -- ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:49,376 >> Jimmy: WAIT, WORST GOLFER >> WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GIVE THE WORST GOLFER A FREE TRIP - 244 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,412 [ LAUGHTER ] -- TO THE BAHAMAS TO STAY AT BAHA MAR 245 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,647 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> WHERE DO YOU DO THAT AT >> Jimmy: WHAT 246 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:59,419 >> AND $500 SPA CREDITS A DAY FOR A FOUR DAY TRIP. >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT 247 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,489 >> WORST GOLFER SHOULD GET GOLF LESSONS, AM I CORRECT? [ LAUGHTER ] 248 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:07,527 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT >> THEY GAVE EBRO A FOUR DAY 249 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:12,165 VACATION TO THE BAHAMAS AND $500 CREDIT A DAY. >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT DID THE 250 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,834 THIRD PLACE GET? >> AN UMBRELLA >> Jimmy: ALL DAY, THIS IS - 251 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,903 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SEVENTH PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA 252 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:20,540 SIXTH PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA. FIFTH PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA. FOURTH PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA 253 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,044 >> Jimmy: IN THE RAIN. >> THIRD PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA SECOND PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA 254 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:28,248 FIRST PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND IT RAINED THAT 255 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,216 DAY. YOU COULD'VE USED THE UMBRELLA EARLIER. 256 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,952 >> COULD'VE USED THE DAY -- I -- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY GOT A DEAL ON THE UMBRELLAS THAT 257 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,921 DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "WE'RE JUST GONNA 258 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,057 GIVE THIS TO EVERYBODY, BUT WHAT WE REALLY GONNA GIVE IS THE WORST GOLFER A TRIP TO THE 259 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:41,094 BAHAMAS. >> Jimmy: THE BAHAMAS. GOSH 260 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,762 CAN HE BRING US? >> I HOPE SO [ LAUGHTER ] 261 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,698 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. >> I'M TAGGING ALONG >> Jimmy: HOW'S -- DUDE, 262 00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:46,700 REMEMBER LAST TIME WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND FINISHING 263 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,203 YOUR DEGREE. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU WENT TO -- IS 264 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,072 IT HOWARD? >> HOWARD UNIVERSITY >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 265 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,274 >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: HOW IS THAT GOING? ARE YOU STILL DOING THAT 266 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, IT'S -- IT'S GOING WELL 267 00:17:56,209 --> 00:18:02,248 I GOT A CALL ABOUT A MONTH OR SO AGO THAT I HAD FULFILLED MY REQUIREMENTS 268 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,151 >> Jimmy: NO WAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 269 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:08,021 >> Jimmy: HEY, BUD >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M 270 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,923 TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY >> I HAVE FULFILLED MY REQUIREMENTS 271 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,791 I THINK I HAVE ONE CLASS TO TAKE IN THE SPRING, BUT I WILL BE WALKING SPRING 2022 TO GET 272 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:18,164 MY DEGREE. I STARTED -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 273 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,733 >> Jimmy: AH - >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATS BUDDY 274 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:23,770 >> I STARTED HOWARD UNIVERSITY AS A FRESHMAN, 1988. [ LAUGHTER ] 275 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,039 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH, 1988. I AM GETTING MY DEGREE FROM 276 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:29,242 HOWARD, 2022 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE BEST 277 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,177 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU DO THE MATH >> Jimmy: YOU DO THE - 278 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,113 >> YOU DO THE MATH I DON'T WANT -- I DON'T KNOW, CARRY THE ONE. 279 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,948 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. >> IF YOU DO THE MATH, YOU ADD 280 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,083 THIS OVER HERE I DON'T KNOW IT'S A LOT 281 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,119 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID IT, THOUGH YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU'RE 282 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,554 LIKE, "OH, I'M GOING TO DO IT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU DID IT. 283 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,523 >> YES, 30 -- I THINK 34 YEARS, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH 284 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,325 >> SOME PEOPLE NEVER GO BACK BUT, YOU KNOW, MY CHILDREN INSPIRED ME ONCE THEY -- THEY 285 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,561 WENT TO COLLEGE AND I WAS LIKE, "YO, I'M -- I'M GOING TO GO BACK AND GET MY DEGREE." 286 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:53,433 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS, ALSO, ON "BLACK-ISH. THIS IS THE FINAL SEASON - 287 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,069 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'VE BEEN NOMINATED 11 TIMES AND - 288 00:18:56,069 --> 00:19:00,273 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU AH 289 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,076 ASK ME HOW MANY TIMES I'VE WON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET AN 290 00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:07,180 UMBRELLA >> I'M THE BLACK SUSAN LUCCI >> Jimmy: DID YOU -- 291 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:11,051 [ LAUGHTER ] SUSAN LUCCI, I LOVE IT >> Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU WHY -- 292 00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:12,752 I'LL TELL YOU WHY THAT YOU'RE SO GOOD AND YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR THE EMMYS. 293 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:19,025 BECAUSE YOU DO SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES YOU -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE FUNNY. 294 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,827 YOU'RE SO FUNNY IN THE SHOW BUT THEN YOU CAN ALSO TURN IT AND MAKE IT EMOTIONAL IN -- IN, 295 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:27,167 LIKE, A DROP OF A HAT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND IT'S AMAZING THE 296 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,102 TALENT YOU HAVE AND I -- OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S NO ONE OUT THERE DOING THAT LIKE YOU. 297 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:32,872 YOU'RE FANTASTIC >> OH, THANK YOU, JIMMY. I APPRECIATE THAT. 298 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I -- I MEAN - 299 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,376 >> THANK YOU, BROTHER, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- YOU -- NO ONE ELSE -- IT'S AMAZING 300 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,045 BUT THE -- THE -- THE -- THE FINAL -- THE FINAL SEASON, THIS IS - 301 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,548 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S EMOTIONAL, HUH? >> IT'S EMOTIONAL. 302 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,216 IT -- IT'S BITTERSWEET RIGHT NOW. WE'RE -- WE'RE A LITTLE MORE 303 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,151 THAN HALFWAY DONE WITH THE SEASON NOW SADNESS IS STARTING TO 304 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:49,089 CREEP IN, BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE GO TO WORK, IT'S ONE DAY CLOSER TO BRINGING THAT -- THAT 305 00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:55,562 CHAPTER OF ALL OF OUR LIVES TO AN END SO, YEAH, IT'S GETTING SAD NOW 306 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,364 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE -- YOU'VE DONE SUCH GREAT WORK AND THERE'S, LIKE, IMPORTANT SHOWS, 307 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,667 AS WELL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ANY HINTS ON THE 308 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,236 FINAL SHOW OR YOU CAN'T DO GIVE IT AWAY? >> I -- I -- I CAN'T TELL YOU 309 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:07,874 THAT, BUT IT IS PRESIDENTIAL I'LL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT >> Jimmy: WOW -- 310 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,542 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- THAT'S GOOD THAT'S A GOOD HINT 311 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,478 >> YEAH, I'LL -- I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS 312 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,147 PRESIDENT, THOUGH, BUT IT'S PRESIDENTIAL >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 313 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,149 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S INTERESTING, SOMETIMES PEOPLE COME ON, I GO, "CAN YOU 314 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,984 GIVE US A HINT?" AND THEY GO, "YEAH, I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING." 315 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,186 >> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST GAVE US A A LITTLE SOMETHING 316 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,022 >> I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 317 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:24,090 I APPRECIATE THAT. >> YEAH, DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT, BUT OKAY. 318 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,259 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GOT TO FINALLY -- OH, I MET -- MET -- BUT I GOT 319 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,295 TO SEE YOUR MOM BACKSTAGE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DORIS, WHO I LOVE -- 320 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,097 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- WHO I THINK IS, YOU KNOW, WELL - 321 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,434 >> SHE'S A STAR IN HER OWN RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SHE IS THE STAR. 322 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,370 [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON. SHE IS UNBELIEVABLE. 323 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,606 >> JIMMY -- JIMMY, DON'T -- DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO THAT YOU'RE THROWING GASOLINE ON THE 324 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,575 MONSTER FIRE - [ LAUGHTER ] -- THAT -- THAT I'VE CREATED 325 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,244 WITH MY MOM. >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU CREATED IT WITH YOUR MOTHER 326 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,579 YOUR MOM IS UN - >> SHE'S A MONSTER >> Jimmy: DORIS, IS -- IS 327 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,550 THIS -- WHERE -- DORIS IS HERE, RIGHT? >> MOM, WHERE ARE YOU? 328 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,886 >> Jimmy: IS SHE IN THE -- THAT'S DORIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 329 00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:55,722 LOOK AT THIS THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. GORGEOUS 330 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,091 AND NEXT TO THAT -- NEXT TO YOUR MOM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 331 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,794 >> NEXT TO MY MOM IS MY SON. TAKE YOUR MASK OFF, SON. LET THE WORLD SEE YOUR PRETTY 332 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:03,530 FACE SON, THEY PUT CAMERAS ON YOU SON, SAY WHAT'S UP 333 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,366 [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M ALL RIGHT I'M WHATEVER 334 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:10,837 >> MY GRANDBABY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 335 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,539 DORIS, I HAVE TO SAY -- OH, OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE PROUD OF YOUR SON, BUT, MAN, 336 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:20,880 OH, MAN, WE HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING AMAZING IN -- IN YOU I KNOW - 337 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,084 >> ME TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ME TOO 338 00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:26,753 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DORIS, I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE A A NEW -- A NEW BOYFRIEND 339 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:29,689 IS THAT TRUE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW IS THAT 340 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:33,193 GOING? [ LAUGHTER ] >> HIS NAME IS IRVING THEO 341 00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:37,097 HE'S A PILOT >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY [ AUDIENCE OOHS 342 00:21:37,097 --> 00:21:41,167 >> 33 YEARS AT AMERICAN AIRLINES >> Jimmy: HEY! 343 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,104 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 344 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:53,880 >> IT DON'T WORK IT DON'T WORK. [ LAUGHTER ] 345 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,784 SORRY, IRVING. IT DON'T WORK. [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,620 THAT'S WHAT MY MAMA SAY. >> Jimmy: DON'T SAY -- NOW, THAT'S -- 347 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:04,557 >> MY MAMA SAY IT DON'T WORK >> Jimmy: THAT WAS BETWEEN US. THAT WAS BETWEEN - 348 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:09,696 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] [ LAUGHTER ] NOW I WANNA -- 349 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:13,233 >> WHEN IT CAME TO IT, YOU GOING TO CALL ME DADDY NO, I AIN'T. 350 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:18,405 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO TELL THE WORLD. IT DON'T WORK. 351 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,206 >> Jimmy: EVERYTHING IS ADJUSTABLE EVERYTHING IS ADJUSTABLE 352 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:24,344 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW -- 353 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,913 YOUR NEW SHOW. IT'S A PRANK SHOW CALLED "HOUSE HAUNTERS." 354 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,215 >> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S ON DISCOVERY PLUS AND I THINK IT'S A GREAT 355 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:32,919 IDEA HOW DID THE IDEA COME ABOUT TO WORK WITH YOUR MOM ON THIS 356 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:36,156 >> YOU KNOW, DISCOVERY PLUS CAME TO ME SAID, "WE GOT THIS IDEA. 357 00:22:36,156 --> 00:22:38,391 WE WANT TO DO OUR VERSION OF A A PRANK SHOW, "HOUSE HAUNTERS," AND WE WANT YOU AND YOUR MOTHER 358 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:42,729 TO DO IT I SAID, "LET ME CALL MY MOM AND SEE IF SHE'S AVAILABLE," BEFORE 359 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:46,099 I COULD GET A -- SHE SAID, "YEAH, WHERE WE GOING? WHEN WE DOING IT 360 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,368 WHEN WE GOING? [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID -- I SAID, "OKAY, MAMA, 361 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,104 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. YOU ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT GETTING PAID OR ANYTHING?" 362 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:53,173 "YEAH, YOU GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME. YOU GOING TO MAKE SURE I GET 363 00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:55,008 PAID WHEN DO WE GO? [ LAUGHTER ] 364 00:22:55,008 --> 00:22:56,576 SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE SHOT IT HERE IN NEW YORK 365 00:22:56,576 --> 00:23:00,347 EARLIER THIS SUMMER. SIX FANTASTIC HOMES THAT THEY -- THEY RIGGED WITH 366 00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:06,086 CAMERAS. AND BOOBY-TRAPPED WITH A LOT OF EXCITEMENT AND JUST INVITED 367 00:23:06,086 --> 00:23:10,290 PROSPECTIVE BUYERS, INTERIOR DECORATORS [ LAUGHTER ] 368 00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:13,226 REALTORS IN WHO HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON. AND WE SURPRISED THEM WITH 369 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:20,767 PRANKS WITH SNAKES, 14, 15-FOOT-LONG PYTHONS IT WAS -- IT WAS AMAZING 370 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:29,442 >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF THAT, IT DON'T WORK [ LAUGHTER ] 371 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,311 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT DISCOVERY PLUS, I THINK WHAT THEY DO IS THEY -- THEY MAKE, 372 00:23:31,311 --> 00:23:37,317 LIKE, APPOINTMENT TELEVISION >> YES >> Jimmy: LIKE, I MEAN, YOU -- 373 00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:40,220 YOU -- SO IT'S PERFECT FOR NOW IT'S OCTOBER PEOPLE WANT TO GET SCARED. 374 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:42,522 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE. IT'S VERY FUNNY. HERE'S ANTHONY ANDERSON AND HIS 375 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:46,593 BEAUTIFUL MOM, DORIS, IN "HOUSE HAUNTERS." TAKE A LOOK. 376 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:46,626 HAUNTERS." TAKE A LOOK. 377 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:49,596 >> YOU LOST MY DAUGHTER? >> GIRL, IF YOU DON'T COME 378 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,799 HOME - >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> BRING IN THE GIRL 379 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,168 [ LAUGHTER ] >> COME HERE >> NO. 380 00:23:55,168 --> 00:24:02,142 [ SCREAMING [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND WHAT THE HELL 381 00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:06,780 IT'S CRAZY IT'S CREEPY. * 382 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:18,858 [ SCREAMING [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WATCH YOU SLEEP 383 00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:23,430 >> WHAT DO WE DO >> JUST FIGHT IT, I GUESS? >> LET'S GO, MAMA. 384 00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:25,065 LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO 385 00:24:25,065 --> 00:24:26,933 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIGHT IT 386 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:30,303 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SOMETIMES THEY DIDN'T WORK. 387 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,939 >> Jimmy: IT'S THAT LAUGH THAT IS THE BEST. >> SOMETIMES IT DIDN'T WORK. 388 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:35,208 >> Jimmy: ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY. "HOUSE HAUNTERS" PREMIERES 389 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:38,845 TOMORROW ON DISCOVERY PLUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME" JOINS 390 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:41,614 US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. * 391 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,717 >> IRVING, I LOVE YOU BROTHER. I LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE IRVIN 392 00:24:43,717 --> 00:24:47,620 [ LAUGHTER ] >> IT DON'T WORK * 393 00:24:47,620 --> 00:25:06,606 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUESTS ARE THE STARS OF THE BIGGEST 394 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:12,612 TELEVISION SHOW IN THE WORLD, "SQUID GAME. IT IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 395 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:20,053 HERE ARE LEE JUNG-JAE, PARK HAE SOO, WI HA-JOON, AND JUNG HO-YEON 396 00:25:20,053 --> 00:25:22,522 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WELCOME! 397 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:30,196 YES, YES WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 398 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:34,534 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE >> THANK YOU 399 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:38,571 >> THANK YOU >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING US >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL 400 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:43,476 I JUST WANT TO START, JUNG-JAE, YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE WE MEET IN THE SHOW, AND YOU'RE SO 401 00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:48,682 CHARMING AND, LIKE, LOVABLE. WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE FAMOUS IN 402 00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:55,221 KOREA FOR MOSTLY PLAYING VILLAINS IN A MOVIE. HOW CAN THAT FACE BE A VILLAIN 403 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:59,159 YOU'RE SO FRIENDLY AND LIKABLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT 404 00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:00,093 CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT "SQUID GAME" IS ABOUT? 405 00:26:20,213 --> 00:26:22,382 >> Jimmy: IT'S FRIGHTENING 406 00:26:22,382 --> 00:26:28,688 IT IS SHOCKING BUT IT'S ALSO BEAUTIFUL, AND RIGHT NOW IT IS NUMBER ONE ON 407 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:38,631 NETFLIX IN 90 COUNTRIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS BIGGER THAN -- 408 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:43,903 HAE-SOO, WHEN DID YOU REALIZE THE SHOW BECAME SO BIG >> RIGHT NOW 409 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:50,810 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW? 410 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,979 >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW? >> YEAH, RIGHT NOW 411 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:08,928 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 412 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:13,166 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 413 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,701 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU COME ON. 414 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:18,338 I'M SO HAPPY HA-JOON, WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ARE 415 00:27:18,338 --> 00:27:19,039 PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ARE CONNECTING TO? 416 00:27:44,698 --> 00:27:45,732 BIZARRE HOW -- THE COMBO OF 417 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:51,604 THAT THE CHILDREN'S GAME, BUT ALSO PEOPLE DESPERATE, KIND OF, TO 418 00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:54,708 JUST CHANGE THEIR LIFE AND GET MONEY. AND THEY'LL DO -- AND IT STARTS 419 00:27:54,708 --> 00:28:02,515 WITH THE CREEPIEST DOLL I'VE -- AND I HAVE TO SHOW YOU FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN. 420 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:07,687 I GOT THIS SENT OVER TO US THIS CAME IN THE MAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] 421 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:10,824 THIS CAME IN THE MAIL FOR ME YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 422 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:12,592 WAIT NO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS 423 00:28:12,592 --> 00:28:16,229 WAIT WATCH THIS SO THIS IS WHAT THEY PLAYED RED 424 00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:22,669 LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, BUT THIS GIANT DOLL LOOKS AT THEM, OKAY AND SHE SAYS, "GREEN LIGHT," 425 00:28:22,669 --> 00:28:26,172 AND HER HEAD IS TURNED AROUND. WHEN SHE SAYS, "RED LIGHT," SHE TURNS AROUND AND HER EYES ARE 426 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:31,611 CAMERAS. AND IF YOU MOVE, YOU GET SHOT. BUT -- 427 00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:35,949 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW BUT ALSO THIS ROBOT IS BASED ON 428 00:28:35,949 --> 00:28:41,121 A CHARACTER, RIGHT FROM KOREAN TEXTBOOKS. LIKE WHEN KIDS ARE GROWING UP, 429 00:28:41,121 --> 00:28:46,593 YOU KNOW WHO THIS -- WHO IS THIS WHO IS THIS PSYCHO ROBOT 430 00:28:46,593 --> 00:28:54,701 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHEN WE WERE AT THE SCHOOL, THERE WERE, LIKE, CHARACTERS 431 00:28:54,701 --> 00:29:04,210 ONE IS A BOY AND ONE IS A GIRL THE BOY'S NAME WAS CHULSOO, AND THE GIRL'S NAME WAS YOUNGHEE 432 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:11,217 AND SHE'S THE ONE. >> Jimmy: JUNG-JAE, THIS SHOW IS PRETTY DARK, BUT YOUR 433 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:16,256 CHARACTER IS OPTIMISTIC AND FUNNY. AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IS 434 00:29:16,256 --> 00:29:19,659 THERE ANYTHING THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE SHOW THAT WAS -- OR MAYBE THINGS THAT WERE IN THE 435 00:29:19,659 --> 00:29:22,395 SHOW, THAT WERE IMPROVISED [ LAUGHTER ] 436 00:29:58,598 --> 00:30:01,568 >> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THAT SCENE. THE -- IT'S IN THE FIRST 437 00:30:01,568 --> 00:30:03,970 EPISODE. NO SPOILERS. I'M NOT GIVING ANY SPOILERS 438 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:10,677 TONIGHT, SO EVERYONE KNOWS HAE-SOO, YOU BECAME A DAD THE DAY "SQUID GAME" PREMIERED 439 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:14,280 IS THAT CORRECT? [ APPLAUSE ] 440 00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:54,287 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YEAH LITTLE BABY SQUID. 441 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:58,792 HOW CUTE COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 442 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:02,095 FROM THE SHOW. THIS IS "SQUID GAME. TAKE A LOOK. 443 00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:02,128 THIS IS "SQUID GAME. TAKE A LOOK. 444 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:10,403 * IN OTHER WORD DARLING, KISS ME * 445 00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:18,378 * FILL MY HEART WITH SONG AND LET ME SIN FOREVER MORE * 446 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:27,487 * YOU ARE ALL I LONG FO ALL I WORSHIP AND ADORE * * IN OTHER WORD 447 00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:42,736 PLEASE BE TRUE * * IN OTHER WORD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 448 00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:47,507 >> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU! I LOVE IT! 449 00:31:47,507 --> 00:31:50,010 THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME," EVERYBODY. THE SHOW IS STREAMING NOW ON 450 00:31:50,010 --> 00:31:52,245 NETFLIX. WE'RE PLAYING A GAME WITH THE CAST WHEN WE COME BACK 451 00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:55,749 STICK AROUND CONGRATS, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 452 00:31:55,749 --> 00:32:09,662 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 453 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:13,566 I'M HERE WITH THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME," RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 454 00:32:13,566 --> 00:32:18,338 WELCOME. "SQUID GAME" IS ALL ABOUT PLAYING CHILDHOOD GAMES, SO I 455 00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:21,074 THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE SOME FUN WITH THAT. YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF 456 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:25,311 AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE "TONIGHT SHOW SCHOOL YARD GAMES. 457 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:25,979 GAMES. HERE WE GO 458 00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:26,980 * 459 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:33,553 * SCHOOLYARD GAMES * >> Jimmy: NOW, THE GAMES WILL NOW BEGIN. 460 00:32:33,553 --> 00:32:37,490 ALL WILL PLAY, BUT ONLY ONE CAN WIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 461 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:44,097 ROUND ONE, SLAPSIES. * [ APPLAUSE ] 462 00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:47,434 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE GAME WHERE YOU DO THIS OVER EACH OTHER'S HANDS. 463 00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:51,938 AND YOU CAN KIND OF FAKE OUT, BUT IF YOU FAKE OUT AND YOU FLINCH AND MOVE ALL THE WAY 464 00:32:51,938 --> 00:32:56,276 BACK, YOU SLAP THE HAND. BUT IF YOU CAN DO IT FAST ENOUGH, AND JUST GO LIKE - 465 00:32:56,276 --> 00:33:00,180 THAT'S SLAPSIES, YEAH. IT MIGHT NOT BE CALLED THAT. WE MIGHT HAVE MADE UP THE NAME 466 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:04,484 "SLAPSIES. BUT, THAT'S THE GAME JUNG-JAE, HAE-SOO, YOU'RE UP 467 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:11,624 FIRST. ON YOUR MARK GET SET. 468 00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:16,963 GO WOW! >> OW. 469 00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:20,567 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ] 470 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:25,205 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAE-SOO, YOU WON THAT ONE. 471 00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:27,841 NOT AT THE WHOLE GAME. NOT AT THE WHOLE GAME. [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:32,879 OKAY HA-JOON AND HO-YEON, YOU'RE UP NEXT 473 00:33:32,879 --> 00:33:35,248 * [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> OKAY. 474 00:33:35,248 --> 00:33:42,522 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE. YEAH 475 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:44,657 OH MY GOD, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FIRST TRY. 476 00:33:44,657 --> 00:33:48,828 * ALL RIGHT. THAT MEANS YOU GO TO THE FINAL 477 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:54,000 ROUND RIGHT HERE HAE-SOO, HO-YEON, YOU ARE UP AGAINST EACH OTHER 478 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,804 YEAH GOOD -- BEST OF LUCK, YEAH THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 479 00:33:57,804 --> 00:34:01,441 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO, 480 00:34:01,441 --> 00:34:05,345 THREE. YES! [ DING ] 481 00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:09,816 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS. 482 00:34:09,816 --> 00:34:14,154 IT IS TIME FOR THE NEXT ROUND. AND THINGS AREN'T GOING TO GET ANY EASIER 483 00:34:14,154 --> 00:34:18,792 BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES OF ALL, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. 484 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:24,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * JUNG-JAE, HAE-SOO, YOU ARE UP 485 00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:27,167 FIRST. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, YOU CAN 486 00:34:27,167 --> 00:34:35,842 GO [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ DING ] 487 00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:38,078 >> Jimmy: JUNG-JAE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 488 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:42,148 JUNG-JAE IS THE WINNER OF THAT ONE. HA-JOON, HO-YEON, YOU'RE UP 489 00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:48,988 NOW. >> ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR. >> Jimmy: THERE'S TWO SCISSORS 490 00:34:48,988 --> 00:34:53,493 >> ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 491 00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:59,632 * >> Jimmy: JUNG-JAE, HA-JOON, YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO 492 00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:03,269 HEAD-TO-HEAD ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TO SEE WHO THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH IS 493 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:06,206 HERE WE GO I KNOW, LOVING THIS. WHOO 494 00:35:06,206 --> 00:35:08,608 GEAR UP. MENTALLY FOCUS WHEN YOU'RE READY. 495 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:14,147 YEAH [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ DING ] 496 00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:16,149 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 497 00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:18,051 TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 498 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:22,455 HA-JOON, CONGRATULATIONS, BUD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. 499 00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:24,724 WE'VE NOW REACHED THE FINAL ROUND. THIS DETERMINES THE WINNER OF 500 00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:29,129 EVERYTHING BUT BEFORE WE PLAY, EACH OF YOU MUST PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE 501 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:39,506 AND FOUR [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WILL GO, NUMBER TWO 502 00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:42,542 >> THREE >> OKAY. >> FOUR. 503 00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:46,246 >> ONE >> ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE NO 504 00:35:46,246 --> 00:35:48,081 CHOICE YOU HAVE NO CHOICE YOU'RE ONE 505 00:35:48,081 --> 00:35:52,118 OKAY, HERE WE GO NOW THAT YOUR NUMBERS ARE LOCKED IN, THE GAME MAY BEGIN. 506 00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:55,321 IT IS TIME FOR EGG AND SPOON RACE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 507 00:35:55,321 --> 00:36:02,595 * BUT NOT ALL SPOONS ARE CREATED EQUAL. 508 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:05,665 THE NUMBER YOU CHOOSE DETERMINES YOUR SPOON. PLEASE TAKE THE SPOON THAT 509 00:36:05,665 --> 00:36:12,939 MATCHES YOUR NUMBER. >> NUMBER TWO. >> THREE 510 00:36:12,939 --> 00:36:16,843 >> NUMBER TWO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 511 00:36:16,843 --> 00:36:19,512 >> FOUR. >> ONE >> Jimmy: OH, NO 512 00:36:19,512 --> 00:36:21,715 OH, NO ONE, YOU GOT -- YOU HAVE A A TOUGH ONE. 513 00:36:21,715 --> 00:36:28,188 OH, MY GOSH. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: OH, NO 514 00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:32,525 OH, NO, OKAY OH, NO ALL RIGHT. 515 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:36,463 WHEN YOU'RE READY, TAKE YOUR PLACES, AND GET READY TO RACE. THE FIRST PERSON TO CROSS THE 516 00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:44,137 FINISH LINE WITH AN INTACT EGG IS THE WINNER. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE 517 00:36:44,137 --> 00:36:47,774 >> Jimmy: ON YOUR MARK, GET SET -- >> ON MY MARK. 518 00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:53,780 >> Jimmy: GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DING ] 519 00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:56,216 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT THERE JUNG-JAE -- JUNG-JAE, YOU GOT 520 00:36:56,216 --> 00:37:00,253 IT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ALL WINNERS 521 00:37:00,253 --> 00:37:03,456 I WANT TO THANK THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME. THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX, 522 00:37:03,456 --> 00:37:07,193 STREAMING RIGHT NOW. STICK AROUND WE'VE GOT MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" 523 00:37:07,193 --> 00:37:10,597 WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 524 00:37:10,597 --> 00:37:33,053 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW 525 00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:36,956 SONG, "GOOD ONES," GIVE IT UP FOR CHARLI XCX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 526 00:37:36,956 --> 00:37:37,057 FOR CHARLI XCX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 527 00:37:51,071 --> 00:38:02,048 * * I WISH YO 528 00:38:02,048 --> 00:38:08,455 GAVE ME A REASON THAT YOU WER BETTER AT LEAVING * 529 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:12,692 * THAT YOU GOT YOUR KICKS FROM SEEING ME LOW I ALL WAYS LET 530 00:38:12,692 --> 00:38:19,632 THE GOOD ONES GO * * DON'T WANT THE KISSES UNLESS THEY'RE BITTE 531 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:24,571 I'M HOOKED ON TOUCHE THAT LEAVE ME WEAKER * * I SWEAR THAT I LOVE 532 00:38:24,571 --> 00:38:30,310 NOTHING MORE THAN BROK I ALL WAYS LET THE GOOD ONES GO * 533 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:36,449 * AND BABY YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOVED ME ANY BETTER BUT DOING THIS IS AL 534 00:38:36,449 --> 00:38:41,221 THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN EVER * * I WANT THE BAD ONES CAUSE THEY'RE ALL I KNOW 535 00:38:41,221 --> 00:38:45,558 I ALL WAYS LET THE GOOD ONES GO * * I ALL WAYS LE 536 00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:55,168 THE GOOD ONES GO OOH OOH OOH OO OOH OOH OOH OOH * 537 00:38:55,168 --> 00:39:02,475 * I LET THE GOOD ONES G OOH OOH OOH OO OOH OOH OO 538 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:08,181 I LET THE GOOD ONES GO * * LET YOU DOWN EASY I'M TRYING 539 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:11,584 CAUSE YOU'RE EVERYTHIN I'VE SPENT MY * * WHOLE LIFE FIGHTING 540 00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:15,088 SO WHEN I WALK AWA IT'S NOT YOUR FAUL I ALL WAYS LET * 541 00:39:15,088 --> 00:39:19,259 * THE GOOD ONES ONES G AND BABY YOU COULDN' 542 00:39:19,259 --> 00:39:24,264 HAVE LOVED * * ME ANY BETTER BUT DOING THIS IS AL 543 00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:29,336 THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN EVE I WANT THE BAD ONES * * CAUSE THEY'RE ALL I KNO 544 00:39:29,336 --> 00:39:34,374 I ALL WAYS LET THE GOOD ONES GO I ALL WAYS LET * 545 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:43,149 * THE GOOD ONES G OOH OOH OOH OO OOH OOH OOH OO 546 00:39:43,149 --> 00:39:49,622 I LET THE GOOD ONES GO * * OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OO 547 00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:54,394 YEAH YEAH YEAH I LET THE GOOD ONES GO * * OOH OOH OOH OOH 548 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,896 OOH OOH OOH OO I LET IT I LET IT * 549 00:39:56,896 --> 00:40:02,235 * I LET I I LET THE GOOD ONES GO OOH OOH OOH OO 550 00:40:02,235 --> 00:40:08,108 OOH OOH OOH OOH * * I LET THE GOOD ONES GO * 551 00:40:08,108 --> 00:40:17,283 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHARLI XCX 552 00:40:17,283 --> 00:40:21,254 "GOOD ONES" IS OUT NOW MY THANKS TO ANTHONY ANDERSON, THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME," 553 00:40:21,254 --> 00:40:25,692 CHARLI XCX, THIS GREAT AUDIENCE RIGHT HERE I LOVE YOU GUYS. 554 00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:28,094 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 555 00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:30,864 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 556 00:40:30,864 --> 00:40:30,864 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE