>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS ANTHONY ANDERSON
THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME, MUSICAL GUEST CHARLI XCX AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1530 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC
WELCOME, EVERYBODY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE "THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
ANTHONY ANDERSON IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CHARLI XCX IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FROM THE BIGGEST TV SHOW IN
THE WORLD, WE HAVE THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME" HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND LET ME JUST SAY I'M GLAD TO HAVE THEM ON MY SHOW, RATHER THAN ME GOING ON THEIR SHOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW WHICH NETFLIX SHOWS ARE GOING TO TAKE
OFF. LAST YEAR, PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "WE LOVE CHESS."
NOW EVERYONE'S LIKE, "WE LOVE BRUTAL MURDER GAMES. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND NOW ALL THE MAJOR NETWORKS ARE TRYING TO CREATE THE NEXT "SQUID GAME.
AS WE SPEAK, THERE'S AN NBC EXECUTIVE THINKING, "LET'S DRAIN THE POOLS ON 'AMERICAN
NINJA WARRIOR.' [ LAUGHTER ] JUST SAYING. WHAT A TIME THIS IS FOR TV
BETWEEN "SQUID GAME" AND "TED LASSO," WE'RE TRULY LIVING THROUGH THE GOLDEN AGE OF TRACK
SUITS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I REALLY FEEL THAT
WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE THE "SQUID GAME" CAST ON THE SHOW. BUT GET THIS, PEOPLE HAVE
POINTED OUT THAT THE SHOW'S SUBTITLES AREN'T TOTALLY ACCURATE
YEP, SOMETIMES THEY'RE A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN WHAT'S ACTUALLY BEING SAID
FOR EXAMPLE, HERE'S A CLIP WITH NETFLIX SUBTITLES.
EXTEND A HEARTY WELCOME TO YOU ALL. EVERYONE HERE WILL PARTICIPATE
IN SIX DIFFERENT GAMES OVER SIX DAYS >> Jimmy: AND HERE'S WHAT THE
SUBTITLES SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SAID
THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO GET CRAZIER THAN A "REAL HOUSEWIVES" REUNION.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S WAY DIFFERENT.
YEAH, A LITTLE DIFFERENT LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, TO GET MORE MODERATE
DEMOCRATS ON BOARD, PRESIDENT BIDEN IS SCALING BACK THE SPENDING IN HIS
$3.5 TRILLION ECONOMIC PLAN. BIDEN'S EVERY PERSON ON A HOME RENOVATION SHOW, IT'S LIKE, "I
WANT NEW COUNTERTOPS, A FINISHED BASEMENT AND REMODELED BATHROOM
THAT'S ALL." [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE HOST IS LIKE, "ALL
RIGHT, YOUR BUDGET IS $800." "OKAY, I'LL TAKE A NEW SHOWER HEAD
THAT'S GOOD. WE'RE GOOD WITH THAT, HONEY? YEP, THINGS WITHIN THE PARTY
THERE GETTING UGLY MODERATE DEMOCRATS SAY IF BIDEN WANTS THE MONEY, HE MUST PLAY
A SERIES OF DEADLY CHILDREN'S GAMES. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GET THIS APPARENTLY NEW YORK CITY MAYOR BILL de BLASIO HAS BEEN TELLING
PEOPLE THAT HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK NEXT YEAR
NEW YORKERS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, "PLEASE, ANYONE ELSE." [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN RUDY GIULIANI WAS LIKE, "WHAT ABOUT ME?" AND NEW YORK WAS LIKE, "OKAY,
MAYBE NOT ANYONE ELSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, BILL de BLASIO
MIGHT RUN FOR GOVERNOR HE'S ALREADY TESTING OUT SOME SLOGANS.
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FIRST IS, "GUYS STOP BOOING, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A SPEECH
HERE." NEXT UP, THERE'S "PLEASE TELL ME THE MIDDLE FINGER MEANS
SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN BUFFALO. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY THERE'S "I'LL CUT TAXES WITH THE SAME FORK AND KNIFE I USE TO CUT MY PIZZA.
THEY MIGHT HAVE TO RETHINK THEIR SLOGANS. [ APPLAUSE ]
HEY, I SAW THAT AMAZON ADDED A A NEW FEATURE THAT GIVES YOU MORE TIME TO FINISH YOUR
QUESTIONS BEFORE ALEXA RESPONDS TO YOU IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA, BUT
LET'S TRY IT OUT ALEXA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER WILL BE LIKE TOMORROW?
ALL RIGHT. I GUESS NOT. [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS, UBER IS INTRODUCING -- >> A HIGH OF 76 DEGREES WITH A
A LOW OF 65. >> Jimmy: OKAY, A LITTLE TOO MUCH TIME.
OKAY, AS I WAS SAYING, UBER IS INTRODUCING A NEW FEATURE THAT TRACKS YOUR FLIGHT SO YOUR RIDE
IS READY WHEN YOU LAND AT THE AIRPORT. I DON'T KNOW, THIS SEEMS LIKE
A TALL ORDER FOR A COMPANY THAT CAN'T EVEN FIND WHAT CORNER YOU'RE STANDING ON
[ LAUGHTER ] "I'M HERE. I'M ACTUALLY STANDING HERE
YOU CAN'T BE HERE. AND FINALLY A GUY IN GEORGIA WENT VIRAL ON TIKTOK BECAUSE HE
TRAVELED ACROSS THE ENTIRE COUNTY TO EAT CHIPOTLE IN ALL 50 STATES.
AND IT TOOK HIM A WHILE BECAUSE HE HAD TO MAKE A LOT OF PIT STOPS.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE IS THE STAR OF "BLACK-ISH." AND NOW HE HOSTS THE NEW PRANK SHOW, "HOUSE HAUNTERS," WHICH
PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISCOVERY PLUS WHAT A TALENTED DUDE
I LOVE THIS GUY. ANTHONY ANDERSON IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ANTHONY ANDERSON PLUS, FROM THE NETFLIX SERIES AND NUMBER ONE TELEVISION SHOW
IN THE WORLD, THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME" IS HERE >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE ARE TALKING TO THEM AND PLAYING A FUN, NEW
GAME WITH THEM AND WE HAVE GOT AN IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM CHARLI XCX.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GET READY.
IT'S AWESOME >> Steve: LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: AND OF COURSE, AN
ALL-NEW "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," TONIGHT YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, YOU GUYS I'VE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH THIS WHOLE DEBT
CEILING THING. DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO RAISE IT WHILE REPUBLICANS ARE
PUSHING BACK SO BIDEN IS MEETING WITH SOME OF THE NATION'S BIGGEST BANKS
TO SEE IF THEY CAN HELP OUT. >> Tariq: MAN, I'M TIRED OF THE NEWS
>> Jimmy: TARIQ. >> Tariq: HMM? >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>> Tariq: I SAID MAN, I'M TIRED OF THE NEWS. IT'S ALWAYS SO BORING AND
SERIOUS. LIKE CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NOT IN THE NEWS?
>> Jimmy: FINE WITH ME WHAT DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT >> Tariq: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S SOMETHING EVERYONE ENJOYS HOW ABOUT LIKE FOOD, RIGHT
EVERYONE LOVES EATING FOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SURE
SURE EATING FOOD IS VERY IMPORTANT. IT GIVES YOU ENERGY AND --
* SORRY, TARIQ, WE HAVE A NEWS ALERT.
>> Tariq: WHAT IS IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A NEW STUDY SAYS ONE
IN NINE PEOPLE EXPERIENCE PAIN AFTER EATING [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: WHAT OKAY, FINE LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
ELSE SOMETHING FUN AND UNCONTROVERSIAL.
HOW ABOUT DISNEY PRINCESSES? >> Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT YEAH, GREAT.
THERE'S BELLE, THERE'S JASMINE WHO CAN FORGET CINDERELLA? *
SORRY, TARIQ, WE HAVE ANOTHER NEWS ALERT >> Tariq: PLEASE DON'T READ IT
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO. IF A GRAPHIC COMES UP, I'M REQUIRED TO READ IT.
DISNEY PRINCESS CONCERT TOUR POSTPONED DUE TO COVID [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, MAN. HOW ABOUT VIDEO GAMES?
* >> Jimmy: THE ENTIRETY OF TWITCH HAS REPORTEDLY BEEN
LEAKED [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: THE ARCTIC OCEAN
* >> Jimmy: MELTING PERMAFROST IN THE ARCTIC COULD RELEASE
RADIOACTIVE WASTE AND AWAKEN SLEEPING VIRUSES >> Tariq: LARGE SEA MAMMALS.
* >> Jimmy: NEW SPECIES OF KILLER WHALE DISCOVERED THAT HUNTS
LARGE SEA MAMMALS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: COME ON.
COME ON, MAN YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE. JUST TALK ABOUT THE STUPID DEBT
CEILING OR WHATEVER. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
>> Tariq: LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE NEWS. WHAT'S THE MOST RANDOM STUFF
LIKE HUMPTY DUMPTY, OR SCULPTURES, OR TOILETS, I DON'T KNOW, OR WISCONSIN
* >> Jimmy: SCULPTURE OF HUMPTY DUMPTY ON A TOILET STOLEN IN
WISCONSIN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: THAT'S IT, MAN
CAN WE JUST CUT TO COMMERCIAL, MAN? >> Jimmy: STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU
WELCOME BACK, GUYS IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* HASHTAG HASHTAG * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
ROOTS. SO WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND
WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC THIS WEEK IN HONOR OF THE NEW
JAMES BOND MOVIE, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #MYCRAZYINVENTION AND WE ASKED YOU GUYS TO SEND
IN YOUR FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR GADGETS AND INVENTIONS WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
--ON THE SOCIALS AND THE TWITTERS SO NOW I'D LIKE TO SHARE SOME
OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM
@SHORMLE >> Steve: OH, SHORMLE. >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "HOW ABOUT
AN APP THAT WILL SEND ME A A NOTIFICATION WHEN SOMEONE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO IS WITHIN
500 FEET OF ME." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A GOOD INVENTION.
>> Steve: I GOT SHORMLED >> Jimmy: UH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE APP, SHORMLE. YEAH
THIS ONE'S FROM @SWILSON2002 THINK THE "S" STANDS FOR SHORMLE?
>> Steve: I BET SO OR SWILSON >> OH, COULD BE SWILSON AS
WELL, YEAH SHE SAYS, "WET WIPES ATTACHED TO THE OUTSIDE OF CHEETOS BAGS
TO CLEAN THE ORANGE STUFF. YEAH, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THESE ARE ALL -- THIS ONE'S FROM @MBO31 HE SAYS, "A LARGE WARM HEADBAND
THAT ALLOWS YOU TO EAT ICE CREAM WITHOUT GETTING BRAIN FREEZE."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BRILLIANT. >> Steve: BRILLIANT.
>> Jimmy: OR A HAT >> Steve: YEAH, SURE >> Jimmy: SKI HAT.
>> Steve: SLOW DOWN. >> Jimmy: SURE >> Steve: JUST SLOW DOWN
>> Jimmy: THIS IS FROM @MSALYSSAROSE. SHE SAYS, "A BED THAT'S
PROGRAMMED TO GET REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THE MORNING ALARM GOES OFF AND ONLY GETS
COMFORTABLE AGAIN WHEN IT'S BEDTIME. [ APPLAUSE ]
I GOT ONE OF THOSE ADJUSTABLE BEDS >> Steve: THE ADJUSTABLE -- THE
ONES THAT GO UP LIKE A - >> Jimmy: THE CRAFT MAT, YEAH. LIKE THE ONES YOU USED TO SEE
ON, LIKE, "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" AND STUFF LIKE THAT. BUT MY MATTRESS ISN'T -- IT
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MATTRESS YOU HAVE >> Steve: WHY?
BECAUSE IT JUST MOVES THE -- >> Jimmy: IT JUST BENDS THE -- YEAH, IT JUST BENDS THE
MATTRESS I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPECIAL MATTRESS
>> Steve: NO >> Jimmy: IT JUST KIND OF CRUNCHES, SO -- BUT IF YOU WANT
TO GO UP AND YOUR WIFE DOESN'T WANT TO -- YOU GOT NO CHOICE >> Steve: WELL, GUESS WHAT
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT GOING UP, YEAH TALKING ABOUT THE BED.
>> Steve: YEAH OH [ LAUGHTER ]
[ RIM SHOT ] HEY. IT'S ALL ADJUSTABLE.
>> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ]
ALL RIGHT, THIS ONE IS FROM -- [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETIMES, THIS GUY -- YOU JUST
WALK INTO THEM CAN'T HELP IT. THIS ONE'S FROM @BESSEBOY.
>> Steve: BESSEBOY >> Jimmy: HE SAYS -- I LIKE THIS ONE
"THE SPINNY THING ON THE BOTTOM OF DEODORANT THAT PUSHES IT UP PUT THAT IN THE BOTTOM OF
A PRINGLES CAN." >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S BRILLIANT THAT'S FANTASTIC OR YOU COULD DO LIKE A PUSHPOP
TYPE OF JAM. >> Steve: YEAH OR DO A CAULKING GUN AND JUST
GO - >> Jimmy: PROBABLY MORE CUMBERSOME, I THINK, THAN
THE -- IT'S ACTUALLY JUST A PUSHY OF THE BOTTOM OF THE PRINGLES
>> Steve: YOU GET SOME KIND OF CAM DRIED THAT YOU COULD PROBABLY HOOK UP TWO OR THREE
CAR BATTERIES TO IT THAT WOULD POWER IT AND AS YOU ATE EACH PRINGLE, A
A WEIGHT WOULD GO HOME WITH THE MERCURY -- >> Jimmy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
OR YOU COULD GET THE ENGINE OF A JACKHAMMER - >> Steve: SURE
>> Jimmy: AND TAKE IT DOWN PROBABLY -- YOU KNOW -- MANY, MANY -- TAKE THE POWER DOWN TO
A WEE, WEE TINY AMOUNT >> Steve: OR YOU COULD ALSO GET INTO LIKE A SEALED ROOM AND
MAKE THE BAROMETRIC PRESSURE JUST A LITTLE BIT LOWER AND AS THE PRINGLES -- EACH ON IS -
>> Jimmy: IT'S THE PERFECT IDEA >> Steve: AND THERE'S
A BLADDER, LET'S SAY, IN THERE THAT'LL ADJUST - >> Jimmy: OR YOU COULD MAYBE
EVEN HIRE A SMALL CHILD TO PUT HIS FIST IN THE BOTTOM - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: IN THE CAN PULL OUT A PRINGLE, HAND IT TO YOU, PUT IN YOUR MOUTH, MAKE
YOU CHEW WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING >> Jimmy: THAT'S STRANGE WELL, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER ON
TONIGHT. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
WAIT, I HAVE TO ADJUST MY BED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM
@CHRISGADLAGE. HE SAYS, "A THIRD TURN SIGNAL THAT MEANS 'WARNING, I'M ABOUT
TO DO SOMETHING STUPID.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YES!
THIS ONE'S GOING TO FREAK YOU GUYS OUT WHAT
>> Steve: WOAH >> Jimmy: I'M JUST GOING TO
PARK IN THE STREET THIS ONE IS FROM @MIAGEEZ. >> Steve: GEEZ
>> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "A DEVICE THAT WOULD ROUTE A PHONE SCAMMER TO ANOTHER PHONE
SCAMMER SO THEY CAN HAVE A VERY CONFUSING CONVERSATION WITH EACH OTHER."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "HELLO "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR --"
"WHAT? "NO. >> Steve: "YOUR WARRANTIES
ABOUT TO RUN OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@NEILFOBRIEN HE SAYS, "BLUETOOTH ENABLED GOLF BALLS YOU CAN FIND IN THE
ROUGH, WOODS OR WATER WITH A A PHONE APP. >> Steve: OOH, LIKE A TIRE
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @DDANCER42 SHE SAYS, "A BUSHEL OF BANANAS
THAT INDIVIDUALLY GET RIPE, ONE BY ONE." [ APPLAUSE ]
HOW COULD WE DO THAT >> Steve: GENETICS
>> Jimmy: MAYBE YOU INJECT WHAT BANANA YOU WANT TO EAT TOMORROW
>> Steve: YOU INJECT IT WITH SOME RADIATION, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT'LL --
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NOT RADIATION. BUT LIKE A NEEDLE.
YOU KNOW, YOU GET YOUR HYPODERMIC NEEDLE. >> Steve: SURE
EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE. >> Jimmy: WIPE IT DOWN WITH A LITTLE ALCOHOL -
>> Steve: SURE, YEAH >> Jimmy: SAY, "THIS IS GOING TO HURT A LITTLE BIT."
BUT, YOU KNOW. >> Steve: ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, ORANGE YOU GLAD
THIS ONE IS FROM @JACQUELOVESYOU. >> Steve: AW
>> Jimmy: SHE SAYS -- OH, MAYBE JACQU-AY LOVES YOU >> Steve: HMM.
>> Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "A VOICE-ACTIVATED FIRE ALARM THAT TURNS OFF WHEN SOMEONE YELLS,
'I'M COOKING!'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM @KITAWNY24
SHE SAYS, "MOVIE TRAILERS ABOUT SOMEONE YOU JUST MET SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
YOURSELF INTO FIRST. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: HE JUST RAN
A MARATHON >> Jimmy: OH, THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @REIIIIDDDD. HE SAYS, "BAREFOOT FRIENDLY
LEGOS. [ APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU GO
THAT'S A GREAT INVENTION THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY.
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE 11-TIME EMMY-NOMINATED STAR OF THE VERY POPULAR SERIES,
"BLACK-ISH." HE ALSO HOSTS A NEW PRANK SHOW CALLED "HOUSE HAUNTERS," WHICH
PREMIERES TOMORROW ON DISCOVERY PLUS PLEASE WELCOME
ANTHONY ANDERSON
*
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: COME ON.
ANTHONY, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU,
BUD. YOU LOOK GREAT >> THANK YOU
ALWAYS -- ALWAYS A PLEASURE BEING HERE WITH YOU, JIMMY >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN NEW YORK
AND I HEARD THAT YOU GOT TO DO A LITTLE GOLF WHICH I'M EXCITED ABOUT.
>> I DID >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE I -- YOU'RE A A GOOD -- YOU'RE A GREAT
GOLFER >> I'M A DECENT GOLFER >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE FUN TO
PLAY WITH. >> THAT I AM >> Jimmy: YES, AND HOW DID YOU
DO >> WE TOOK THIRD PLACE >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD
>> YEAH, I PLAYED IN CC -- CC SABATHIA'S GOLF TOURNAMENT THIS PAST MONDAY -
>> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE WHAT HE DOES >> YEAH, UP AT ALPINE COUNTRY
CLUB IT RAINED ON US. POURED ON US
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> SO WE ONLY GOT TO FINISH 14 HOLES, BUT WE WERE 9 UNDER.
AND WE THOUGHT, "9 UNDER COULD ACTUALLY WIN IT. WELL, WE FOUND OUT 9 UNDER TOOK
THIRD PLACE, WHICH ISN'T BAD SO THE AWARDS CEREMONY, AT THE END OF THE DAY IN THE RAIN
UNDER A TENT, THEY ANNOUNCED SEVENTH PLACE WINNER SIXTH PLACE WINNER, FIFTH PLACE
WINNER, FOURTH PLACE WINNER, BUT WHEN THEY -- BEFORE THEY GOT THAT -- THEY GOT TO WORST
GOLFER WORST GOLFER WENT TO MY BOY, EBRO, WHO IS A RADIO
PERSONALITY HERE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WORST GOLFER GOT AN ALL
EXPENSE TRIP -- ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WAIT, WORST GOLFER >> WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GIVE THE WORST GOLFER A FREE TRIP -
[ LAUGHTER ] -- TO THE BAHAMAS TO STAY AT BAHA MAR
>> Jimmy: WHAT >> WHERE DO YOU DO THAT AT >> Jimmy: WHAT
>> AND $500 SPA CREDITS A DAY FOR A FOUR DAY TRIP. >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT
>> WORST GOLFER SHOULD GET GOLF LESSONS, AM I CORRECT? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT >> THEY GAVE EBRO A FOUR DAY
VACATION TO THE BAHAMAS AND $500 CREDIT A DAY. >> Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT DID THE
THIRD PLACE GET? >> AN UMBRELLA >> Jimmy: ALL DAY, THIS IS -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SEVENTH PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA
SIXTH PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA. FIFTH PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA. FOURTH PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA
>> Jimmy: IN THE RAIN. >> THIRD PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA SECOND PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA
FIRST PLACE GOT AN UMBRELLA. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND IT RAINED THAT
DAY. YOU COULD'VE USED THE UMBRELLA EARLIER.
>> COULD'VE USED THE DAY -- I -- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY GOT A DEAL ON THE UMBRELLAS THAT
DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "WE'RE JUST GONNA
GIVE THIS TO EVERYBODY, BUT WHAT WE REALLY GONNA GIVE IS THE WORST GOLFER A TRIP TO THE
BAHAMAS. >> Jimmy: THE BAHAMAS. GOSH
CAN HE BRING US? >> I HOPE SO [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. >> I'M TAGGING ALONG >> Jimmy: HOW'S -- DUDE,
REMEMBER LAST TIME WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND FINISHING
YOUR DEGREE. >> YES >> Jimmy: AND YOU WENT TO -- IS
IT HOWARD? >> HOWARD UNIVERSITY >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
>> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: HOW IS THAT GOING? ARE YOU STILL DOING THAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, IT'S -- IT'S GOING WELL
I GOT A CALL ABOUT A MONTH OR SO AGO THAT I HAD FULFILLED MY REQUIREMENTS
>> Jimmy: NO WAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: HEY, BUD >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY >> I HAVE FULFILLED MY REQUIREMENTS
I THINK I HAVE ONE CLASS TO TAKE IN THE SPRING, BUT I WILL BE WALKING SPRING 2022 TO GET
MY DEGREE. I STARTED -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AH - >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: CONGRATS BUDDY
>> I STARTED HOWARD UNIVERSITY AS A FRESHMAN, 1988. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> YEAH, 1988. I AM GETTING MY DEGREE FROM
HOWARD, 2022 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE BEST
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU DO THE MATH >> Jimmy: YOU DO THE -
>> YOU DO THE MATH I DON'T WANT -- I DON'T KNOW, CARRY THE ONE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. >> IF YOU DO THE MATH, YOU ADD
THIS OVER HERE I DON'T KNOW IT'S A LOT
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DID IT, THOUGH YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU'RE
LIKE, "OH, I'M GOING TO DO IT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU DID IT.
>> YES, 30 -- I THINK 34 YEARS, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SOME PEOPLE NEVER GO BACK BUT, YOU KNOW, MY CHILDREN INSPIRED ME ONCE THEY -- THEY
WENT TO COLLEGE AND I WAS LIKE, "YO, I'M -- I'M GOING TO GO BACK AND GET MY DEGREE."
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS, ALSO, ON "BLACK-ISH. THIS IS THE FINAL SEASON -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'VE BEEN NOMINATED 11 TIMES AND -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU AH
ASK ME HOW MANY TIMES I'VE WON [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET AN
UMBRELLA >> I'M THE BLACK SUSAN LUCCI >> Jimmy: DID YOU --
[ LAUGHTER ] SUSAN LUCCI, I LOVE IT >> Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU WHY --
I'LL TELL YOU WHY THAT YOU'RE SO GOOD AND YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR THE EMMYS.
BECAUSE YOU DO SOMETHING THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES YOU -- YOU'RE -- YOU'RE FUNNY.
YOU'RE SO FUNNY IN THE SHOW BUT THEN YOU CAN ALSO TURN IT AND MAKE IT EMOTIONAL IN -- IN,
LIKE, A DROP OF A HAT. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: AND IT'S AMAZING THE
TALENT YOU HAVE AND I -- OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S NO ONE OUT THERE DOING THAT LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE FANTASTIC >> OH, THANK YOU, JIMMY. I APPRECIATE THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I -- I MEAN -
>> THANK YOU, BROTHER, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I -- YOU -- NO ONE ELSE -- IT'S AMAZING
BUT THE -- THE -- THE -- THE FINAL -- THE FINAL SEASON, THIS IS -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S EMOTIONAL, HUH? >> IT'S EMOTIONAL.
IT -- IT'S BITTERSWEET RIGHT NOW. WE'RE -- WE'RE A LITTLE MORE
THAN HALFWAY DONE WITH THE SEASON NOW SADNESS IS STARTING TO
CREEP IN, BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE GO TO WORK, IT'S ONE DAY CLOSER TO BRINGING THAT -- THAT
CHAPTER OF ALL OF OUR LIVES TO AN END SO, YEAH, IT'S GETTING SAD NOW
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE -- YOU'VE DONE SUCH GREAT WORK AND THERE'S, LIKE, IMPORTANT SHOWS,
AS WELL. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ANY HINTS ON THE
FINAL SHOW OR YOU CAN'T DO GIVE IT AWAY? >> I -- I -- I CAN'T TELL YOU
THAT, BUT IT IS PRESIDENTIAL I'LL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT >> Jimmy: WOW --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- THAT'S GOOD THAT'S A GOOD HINT
>> YEAH, I'LL -- I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
PRESIDENT, THOUGH, BUT IT'S PRESIDENTIAL >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT IT'S INTERESTING, SOMETIMES PEOPLE COME ON, I GO, "CAN YOU
GIVE US A HINT?" AND THEY GO, "YEAH, I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING."
>> NO. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST GAVE US A A LITTLE SOMETHING
>> I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE THAT. >> YEAH, DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT, BUT OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GOT TO FINALLY -- OH, I MET -- MET -- BUT I GOT
TO SEE YOUR MOM BACKSTAGE -- >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DORIS, WHO I LOVE --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- WHO I THINK IS, YOU KNOW, WELL -
>> SHE'S A STAR IN HER OWN RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SHE IS THE STAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] COME ON. SHE IS UNBELIEVABLE.
>> JIMMY -- JIMMY, DON'T -- DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO THAT YOU'RE THROWING GASOLINE ON THE
MONSTER FIRE - [ LAUGHTER ] -- THAT -- THAT I'VE CREATED
WITH MY MOM. >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU CREATED IT WITH YOUR MOTHER
YOUR MOM IS UN - >> SHE'S A MONSTER >> Jimmy: DORIS, IS -- IS
THIS -- WHERE -- DORIS IS HERE, RIGHT? >> MOM, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> Jimmy: IS SHE IN THE -- THAT'S DORIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LOOK AT THIS THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. GORGEOUS
AND NEXT TO THAT -- NEXT TO YOUR MOM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> NEXT TO MY MOM IS MY SON. TAKE YOUR MASK OFF, SON. LET THE WORLD SEE YOUR PRETTY
FACE SON, THEY PUT CAMERAS ON YOU SON, SAY WHAT'S UP
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M ALL RIGHT I'M WHATEVER
>> MY GRANDBABY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT
DORIS, I HAVE TO SAY -- OH, OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE PROUD OF YOUR SON, BUT, MAN,
OH, MAN, WE HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING AMAZING IN -- IN YOU I KNOW -
>> ME TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ME TOO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DORIS, I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE A A NEW -- A NEW BOYFRIEND
IS THAT TRUE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW IS THAT
GOING? [ LAUGHTER ] >> HIS NAME IS IRVING THEO
HE'S A PILOT >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY [ AUDIENCE OOHS
>> 33 YEARS AT AMERICAN AIRLINES >> Jimmy: HEY!
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT BAD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> IT DON'T WORK IT DON'T WORK. [ LAUGHTER ]
SORRY, IRVING. IT DON'T WORK. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT MY MAMA SAY. >> Jimmy: DON'T SAY -- NOW, THAT'S --
>> MY MAMA SAY IT DON'T WORK >> Jimmy: THAT WAS BETWEEN US. THAT WAS BETWEEN -
[ CYMBAL CRASH ] [ LAUGHTER ] NOW I WANNA --
>> WHEN IT CAME TO IT, YOU GOING TO CALL ME DADDY NO, I AIN'T.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING TO TELL THE WORLD. IT DON'T WORK.
>> Jimmy: EVERYTHING IS ADJUSTABLE EVERYTHING IS ADJUSTABLE
[ LAUGHTER ] WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW --
YOUR NEW SHOW. IT'S A PRANK SHOW CALLED "HOUSE HAUNTERS."
>> YES >> Jimmy: IT'S ON DISCOVERY PLUS AND I THINK IT'S A GREAT
IDEA HOW DID THE IDEA COME ABOUT TO WORK WITH YOUR MOM ON THIS
>> YOU KNOW, DISCOVERY PLUS CAME TO ME SAID, "WE GOT THIS IDEA.
WE WANT TO DO OUR VERSION OF A A PRANK SHOW, "HOUSE HAUNTERS," AND WE WANT YOU AND YOUR MOTHER
TO DO IT I SAID, "LET ME CALL MY MOM AND SEE IF SHE'S AVAILABLE," BEFORE
I COULD GET A -- SHE SAID, "YEAH, WHERE WE GOING? WHEN WE DOING IT
WHEN WE GOING? [ LAUGHTER ] I SAID -- I SAID, "OKAY, MAMA,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. YOU ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT GETTING PAID OR ANYTHING?"
"YEAH, YOU GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME. YOU GOING TO MAKE SURE I GET
PAID WHEN DO WE GO? [ LAUGHTER ]
SO - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WE SHOT IT HERE IN NEW YORK
EARLIER THIS SUMMER. SIX FANTASTIC HOMES THAT THEY -- THEY RIGGED WITH
CAMERAS. AND BOOBY-TRAPPED WITH A LOT OF EXCITEMENT AND JUST INVITED
PROSPECTIVE BUYERS, INTERIOR DECORATORS [ LAUGHTER ]
REALTORS IN WHO HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON. AND WE SURPRISED THEM WITH
PRANKS WITH SNAKES, 14, 15-FOOT-LONG PYTHONS IT WAS -- IT WAS AMAZING
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF THAT, IT DON'T WORK [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT DISCOVERY PLUS, I THINK WHAT THEY DO IS THEY -- THEY MAKE,
LIKE, APPOINTMENT TELEVISION >> YES >> Jimmy: LIKE, I MEAN, YOU --
YOU -- SO IT'S PERFECT FOR NOW IT'S OCTOBER PEOPLE WANT TO GET SCARED.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE. IT'S VERY FUNNY. HERE'S ANTHONY ANDERSON AND HIS
BEAUTIFUL MOM, DORIS, IN "HOUSE HAUNTERS." TAKE A LOOK.
>> YOU LOST MY DAUGHTER? >> GIRL, IF YOU DON'T COME
HOME - >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> BRING IN THE GIRL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> COME HERE >> NO.
[ SCREAMING [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND WHAT THE HELL
IT'S CRAZY IT'S CREEPY. *
[ SCREAMING [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WATCH YOU SLEEP
>> WHAT DO WE DO >> JUST FIGHT IT, I GUESS? >> LET'S GO, MAMA.
LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FIGHT IT
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> SOMETIMES THEY DIDN'T WORK.
>> Jimmy: IT'S THAT LAUGH THAT IS THE BEST. >> SOMETIMES IT DIDN'T WORK.
>> Jimmy: ANTHONY ANDERSON, EVERYBODY. "HOUSE HAUNTERS" PREMIERES
TOMORROW ON DISCOVERY PLUS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME" JOINS
US AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. *
>> IRVING, I LOVE YOU BROTHER. I LOVE YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE IRVIN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IT DON'T WORK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUESTS ARE THE STARS OF THE BIGGEST
TELEVISION SHOW IN THE WORLD, "SQUID GAME. IT IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
HERE ARE LEE JUNG-JAE, PARK HAE SOO, WI HA-JOON, AND JUNG HO-YEON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WELCOME!
YES, YES WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE >> THANK YOU
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING US >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL
I JUST WANT TO START, JUNG-JAE, YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE WE MEET IN THE SHOW, AND YOU'RE SO
CHARMING AND, LIKE, LOVABLE. WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE FAMOUS IN
KOREA FOR MOSTLY PLAYING VILLAINS IN A MOVIE. HOW CAN THAT FACE BE A VILLAIN
YOU'RE SO FRIENDLY AND LIKABLE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE WHAT
"SQUID GAME" IS ABOUT?
>> Jimmy: IT'S FRIGHTENING
IT IS SHOCKING BUT IT'S ALSO BEAUTIFUL, AND RIGHT NOW IT IS NUMBER ONE ON
NETFLIX IN 90 COUNTRIES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT IS BIGGER THAN --
HAE-SOO, WHEN DID YOU REALIZE THE SHOW BECAME SO BIG >> RIGHT NOW
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW?
>> YEAH, RIGHT NOW
[ AUDIENCE AWS ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU COME ON.
I'M SO HAPPY HA-JOON, WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ARE
CONNECTING TO?
BIZARRE HOW -- THE COMBO OF
THAT THE CHILDREN'S GAME, BUT ALSO PEOPLE DESPERATE, KIND OF, TO
JUST CHANGE THEIR LIFE AND GET MONEY. AND THEY'LL DO -- AND IT STARTS
WITH THE CREEPIEST DOLL I'VE -- AND I HAVE TO SHOW YOU FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN.
I GOT THIS SENT OVER TO US THIS CAME IN THE MAIL. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS CAME IN THE MAIL FOR ME YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
WAIT NO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS
WAIT WATCH THIS SO THIS IS WHAT THEY PLAYED RED
LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, BUT THIS GIANT DOLL LOOKS AT THEM, OKAY AND SHE SAYS, "GREEN LIGHT,"
AND HER HEAD IS TURNED AROUND. WHEN SHE SAYS, "RED LIGHT," SHE TURNS AROUND AND HER EYES ARE
CAMERAS. AND IF YOU MOVE, YOU GET SHOT. BUT --
[ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW BUT ALSO THIS ROBOT IS BASED ON
A CHARACTER, RIGHT FROM KOREAN TEXTBOOKS. LIKE WHEN KIDS ARE GROWING UP,
YOU KNOW WHO THIS -- WHO IS THIS WHO IS THIS PSYCHO ROBOT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHEN WE WERE AT THE SCHOOL, THERE WERE, LIKE, CHARACTERS
ONE IS A BOY AND ONE IS A GIRL THE BOY'S NAME WAS CHULSOO, AND THE GIRL'S NAME WAS YOUNGHEE
AND SHE'S THE ONE. >> Jimmy: JUNG-JAE, THIS SHOW IS PRETTY DARK, BUT YOUR
CHARACTER IS OPTIMISTIC AND FUNNY. AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IS
THERE ANYTHING THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE SHOW THAT WAS -- OR MAYBE THINGS THAT WERE IN THE
SHOW, THAT WERE IMPROVISED [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I REMEMBER THAT SCENE. THE -- IT'S IN THE FIRST
EPISODE. NO SPOILERS. I'M NOT GIVING ANY SPOILERS
TONIGHT, SO EVERYONE KNOWS HAE-SOO, YOU BECAME A DAD THE DAY "SQUID GAME" PREMIERED
IS THAT CORRECT? [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH LITTLE BABY SQUID.
HOW CUTE COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
FROM THE SHOW. THIS IS "SQUID GAME. TAKE A LOOK.
* IN OTHER WORD DARLING, KISS ME *
* FILL MY HEART WITH SONG AND LET ME SIN FOREVER MORE *
* YOU ARE ALL I LONG FO ALL I WORSHIP AND ADORE * * IN OTHER WORD
PLEASE BE TRUE * * IN OTHER WORD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU! I LOVE IT!
THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME," EVERYBODY. THE SHOW IS STREAMING NOW ON
NETFLIX. WE'RE PLAYING A GAME WITH THE CAST WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND CONGRATS, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
I'M HERE WITH THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME," RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME. "SQUID GAME" IS ALL ABOUT PLAYING CHILDHOOD GAMES, SO I
THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE SOME FUN WITH THAT. YOU'RE ABOUT TO FACE OFF
AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE "TONIGHT SHOW SCHOOL YARD GAMES.
HERE WE GO
*
* SCHOOLYARD GAMES * >> Jimmy: NOW, THE GAMES WILL NOW BEGIN.
ALL WILL PLAY, BUT ONLY ONE CAN WIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ROUND ONE, SLAPSIES. * [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE GAME WHERE YOU DO THIS OVER EACH OTHER'S HANDS.
AND YOU CAN KIND OF FAKE OUT, BUT IF YOU FAKE OUT AND YOU FLINCH AND MOVE ALL THE WAY
BACK, YOU SLAP THE HAND. BUT IF YOU CAN DO IT FAST ENOUGH, AND JUST GO LIKE -
THAT'S SLAPSIES, YEAH. IT MIGHT NOT BE CALLED THAT. WE MIGHT HAVE MADE UP THE NAME
"SLAPSIES. BUT, THAT'S THE GAME JUNG-JAE, HAE-SOO, YOU'RE UP
FIRST. ON YOUR MARK GET SET.
GO WOW! >> OW.
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] [ DING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HAE-SOO, YOU WON THAT ONE.
NOT AT THE WHOLE GAME. NOT AT THE WHOLE GAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY HA-JOON AND HO-YEON, YOU'RE UP NEXT
* [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> OKAY.
[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE. YEAH
OH MY GOD, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FIRST TRY.
* ALL RIGHT. THAT MEANS YOU GO TO THE FINAL
ROUND RIGHT HERE HAE-SOO, HO-YEON, YOU ARE UP AGAINST EACH OTHER
YEAH GOOD -- BEST OF LUCK, YEAH THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ONE, TWO,
THREE. YES! [ DING ]
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONGRATULATIONS.
IT IS TIME FOR THE NEXT ROUND. AND THINGS AREN'T GOING TO GET ANY EASIER
BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES OF ALL, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * JUNG-JAE, HAE-SOO, YOU ARE UP
FIRST. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, YOU CAN
GO [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ DING ]
>> Jimmy: JUNG-JAE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
JUNG-JAE IS THE WINNER OF THAT ONE. HA-JOON, HO-YEON, YOU'RE UP
NOW. >> ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR. >> Jimmy: THERE'S TWO SCISSORS
>> ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: JUNG-JAE, HA-JOON, YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO
HEAD-TO-HEAD ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS TO SEE WHO THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH IS
HERE WE GO I KNOW, LOVING THIS. WHOO
GEAR UP. MENTALLY FOCUS WHEN YOU'RE READY.
YEAH [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ DING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
HA-JOON, CONGRATULATIONS, BUD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT.
WE'VE NOW REACHED THE FINAL ROUND. THIS DETERMINES THE WINNER OF
EVERYTHING BUT BEFORE WE PLAY, EACH OF YOU MUST PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE
AND FOUR [ LAUGHTER ] >> I WILL GO, NUMBER TWO
>> THREE >> OKAY. >> FOUR.
>> ONE >> ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE NO
CHOICE YOU HAVE NO CHOICE YOU'RE ONE
OKAY, HERE WE GO NOW THAT YOUR NUMBERS ARE LOCKED IN, THE GAME MAY BEGIN.
IT IS TIME FOR EGG AND SPOON RACE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* BUT NOT ALL SPOONS ARE CREATED EQUAL.
THE NUMBER YOU CHOOSE DETERMINES YOUR SPOON. PLEASE TAKE THE SPOON THAT
MATCHES YOUR NUMBER. >> NUMBER TWO. >> THREE
>> NUMBER TWO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> FOUR. >> ONE >> Jimmy: OH, NO
OH, NO ONE, YOU GOT -- YOU HAVE A A TOUGH ONE.
OH, MY GOSH. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> Jimmy: OH, NO
OH, NO, OKAY OH, NO ALL RIGHT.
WHEN YOU'RE READY, TAKE YOUR PLACES, AND GET READY TO RACE. THE FIRST PERSON TO CROSS THE
FINISH LINE WITH AN INTACT EGG IS THE WINNER. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
>> Jimmy: ON YOUR MARK, GET SET -- >> ON MY MARK.
>> Jimmy: GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DING ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT THERE JUNG-JAE -- JUNG-JAE, YOU GOT
IT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ALL WINNERS
I WANT TO THANK THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME. THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX,
STREAMING RIGHT NOW. STICK AROUND WE'VE GOT MORE "TONIGHT SHOW"
WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HER NEW
SONG, "GOOD ONES," GIVE IT UP FOR CHARLI XCX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * I WISH YO
GAVE ME A REASON THAT YOU WER BETTER AT LEAVING *
* THAT YOU GOT YOUR KICKS FROM SEEING ME LOW I ALL WAYS LET
THE GOOD ONES GO * * DON'T WANT THE KISSES UNLESS THEY'RE BITTE
I'M HOOKED ON TOUCHE THAT LEAVE ME WEAKER * * I SWEAR THAT I LOVE
NOTHING MORE THAN BROK I ALL WAYS LET THE GOOD ONES GO *
* AND BABY YOU COULDN'T HAVE LOVED ME ANY BETTER BUT DOING THIS IS AL
THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN EVER * * I WANT THE BAD ONES CAUSE THEY'RE ALL I KNOW
I ALL WAYS LET THE GOOD ONES GO * * I ALL WAYS LE
THE GOOD ONES GO OOH OOH OOH OO OOH OOH OOH OOH *
* I LET THE GOOD ONES G OOH OOH OOH OO OOH OOH OO
I LET THE GOOD ONES GO * * LET YOU DOWN EASY I'M TRYING
CAUSE YOU'RE EVERYTHIN I'VE SPENT MY * * WHOLE LIFE FIGHTING
SO WHEN I WALK AWA IT'S NOT YOUR FAUL I ALL WAYS LET *
* THE GOOD ONES ONES G AND BABY YOU COULDN'
HAVE LOVED * * ME ANY BETTER BUT DOING THIS IS AL
THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN EVE I WANT THE BAD ONES * * CAUSE THEY'RE ALL I KNO
I ALL WAYS LET THE GOOD ONES GO I ALL WAYS LET *
* THE GOOD ONES G OOH OOH OOH OO OOH OOH OOH OO
I LET THE GOOD ONES GO * * OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OO
YEAH YEAH YEAH I LET THE GOOD ONES GO * * OOH OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH OO I LET IT I LET IT *
* I LET I I LET THE GOOD ONES GO OOH OOH OOH OO
OOH OOH OOH OOH * * I LET THE GOOD ONES GO *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHARLI XCX
"GOOD ONES" IS OUT NOW MY THANKS TO ANTHONY ANDERSON, THE CAST OF "SQUID GAME,"
CHARLI XCX, THIS GREAT AUDIENCE RIGHT HERE I LOVE YOU GUYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE