1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:13,847 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:19,986 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:23,189 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SETH MEYERS, 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:29,362 COBIE SMULDERS MUSICAL GUEST FARRUKO. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:37,203 ROOTS CREW QuestLove: 1528. >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,304 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,682 * 8 00:00:48,682 --> 00:01:06,766 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S -- THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL 9 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:10,937 CROWD. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME 10 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:14,074 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:19,879 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME, THANK YOU. 12 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:23,116 WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM 13 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:27,320 WERE HIT BY A MASSIVE OUTAGE AND STOPPED WORKING FOR MILLIONS OF USERS. 14 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:33,460 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS AMAZING [ AUDIENCE BOOS 15 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,962 GET IT OUT GET IT OUT, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:39,466 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: FACEBOOK WAS ONLY DOWN FOR A DAY AND IN THAT 17 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,835 SHORT TIME EVERYONE GOT THE VACCINE. ISN'T THAT AMAZING 18 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,536 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AMAZING. AMAZING HOW THAT HAPPENED. 19 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:50,510 I DON'T KNOW YES, FACEBOOK'S ENTIRE SITE CRASHED. 20 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:53,013 THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST PRESS WE'VE HAD IN MONTHS. 21 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:58,351 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T USE INSTAGRAM SPENT THE DAY 22 00:01:58,351 --> 00:02:02,088 POSTING THEIR WEEKEND PUMPKIN PATCH SELFIES ON LINKEDIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:06,059 NO ONE CARES YOU KNOW "ISN'T IT CUTE?" 24 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:09,362 "KIND OF HE'S 24 NOW, ISN'T HE? " "YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL 25 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:15,135 LIKE --" >> Steve: "IT'S STILL CUTE." >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF, FACEBOOK 26 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,638 ON "MEET THE PRESS" YESTERDAY A JOURNALIST WHO HAS BEEN COVERING THE SOCIAL IMMEDIATE 27 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,141 COMPANY WAS ON THE SHOW BUT HE WAS WEARING VERY INTERESTING ACCESSORY. 28 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:21,708 ACCESSORY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 29 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,811 ON ALL OF THIS IS JEFF HORWITZ 30 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,847 HE'S ONE OF "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL" REPORTERS WHO'S BEEN REPORTING ON FACEBOOK UNDER 31 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:34,287 THEIR UMBRELLA FACEBOOK FILES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CHUCK TODD WAS LIKE, 32 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:37,123 "AND RIGHT NOW, ZOOMING IN FROM HIS KID'S KARATE TOURNAMENT IS JEFF HOROWITZ. 33 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,492 JEFF." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS EXCITING 34 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:43,396 IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT NEXT WEEK, 90-YEAR-OLD LEGENDARY ACTOR WILLIAM SHATNER, ALSO 35 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:48,301 KNOWN AS CAPTAIN KIRK, WILL TRAVEL TO SPACE ABOARD JEFF BEZOS' BLUE ORIGIN ROCKET 36 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:57,911 [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ] YOU CAN TELL ELON MUSK IS 37 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:03,383 JEALOUS OF BEZOS' IDEA 'CAUSE HE JUST YELLED, "GET ME BETTY WHITE ON LINE TWO. 38 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:07,320 ROSE, YOU'RE GOING TO SPACE. [ LAUGHTER ] ELON MUSK SOUNDS LIKE 39 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:12,192 RALPH KRAMDEN NOW. >> Steve: "TO THE MOON." >> Jimmy: "TO THE MOON, ROSE." 40 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:16,529 MEANWHILE, I HEARD ABOUT ANOTHER NEW OPTION FOR SPACE TRAVEL 41 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,665 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS IT'S NOW AVAILABLE WATCH THIS 42 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:19,065 WATCH THIS THIS IS REAL 43 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,136 THIS IS A SLOW RIDE TO THE EDGE 44 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:28,308 OF SPACE INSIDE A PRESSURIZED CAPSULE HANGING BENEATH A MASSIVE HELIUM BALLOON 45 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:33,646 THE VIEW WILL BE SPECTACULAR INSIDE A FIRST CLASS CABIN COMPLETE WITH MASSIVE WINDOWS, 46 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:38,118 WI-FI, EVEN A BAR AND RESTROOM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A HELIUM BALLOON, 47 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:43,289 YEAH SOUNDS ALL WELL AND GOOD UNTIL THERE IS A LEAK AND YOU'RE 48 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:46,326 LIKE, "OKAY, I'M FREAKING OUT. MAYDAY, MAYDAY HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM 49 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:49,295 PLEASE, -- NO, NO. ALVIN! ALVIN! 50 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:57,137 [ APPLAUSE ] I ACTUALLY HOPE THEY SEND SHATNER ON THE BALLOON SO IT 51 00:03:57,137 --> 00:04:03,309 WILL FEEL LIKE A LIVE-ACTION REMAKE OF "UP. [ LAUGHTER ] 52 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:08,148 I THINK THAT'D BE COOL SOME SPORTS NEWS LAST NIGHT WAS TOM BRADY'S BIG 53 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:11,117 RETURN TO NEW ENGLAND. YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 54 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:15,288 GREAT GAME BRADY FACED HIS OLD COACH BILL BELICHICK 55 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,123 AND YOU CAN TELL THE TWO MEN STILL HAVE A LOT OF LOVE FOR EACH OTHER 56 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,192 CHECK OUT HOW LONG THEY HUGGED AFTER THE GAME 57 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:26,266 >> WELL, WELL, THERE IT IS, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,535 >> Jimmy: CAN WE THROW A TIMER ON THAT HUG? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 59 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:28,568 ON THAT HUG? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,671 >> WELL, WELL, THERE IT IS, OKAY 61 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:35,875 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'VE HAD LONGER HUGS WITH STRANGERS ON THE BUS. 62 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:41,381 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. THE FUTURE ROYALTIES FROM THE 63 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:45,819 FOLGER'S JINGLE, "THE BEST PART OF WAKIN' UP" ARE BEING SOLD AT AUCTION. 64 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,855 >> Tariq: AHH, CORRECTION, JIMMY. THEY WERE BEING SOLD AT 65 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:55,628 AUCTION. THE ROOTS ALL POOLED THEIR MONEY TOGETHER AND SNAPPED THAT 66 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,698 JINGLE UP IMMEDIATELY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND NOW WE JUST WAIT FOR THE 67 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:02,302 MONEY TO ROLL IN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHOA, YOU GUYS OWN 68 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:07,040 THE FOLGERS JINGLE * * THE BEST PART 69 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,309 OF BUYING IT IS GETTING PAID TO SAY THESE WORDS * 70 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:20,787 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET FOR THAT 71 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:32,132 * JUST MADE 11 CENT NOW WE MADE 11 MORE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 72 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:36,870 >> Jimmy: DOESN'T SEEM LIKE VERY MUCH. * THE KEY IS TO 73 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:44,711 SING THIS TUNE TO EVERYTHING WE SAY * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:48,782 >> Jimmy: GOTCHA, GOTCHA SO, HOW DID YOU HAVE TO BID TO WIN THE ROYALTIES? 75 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:54,087 * WE DROPPED DROPPE $60,00 PLUS TICKETS TO OUR SHOW * 76 00:05:54,087 --> 00:06:04,931 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE, $60,000 OKAY, SO IN ORDER TO BREAK EVEN 77 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:12,672 YOU NEED TO SING THAT SONG - * 5450 TIME FOLLOWED BY FOUR MORE * 78 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:17,043 >> Jimmy: GUYS, THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A SMART INVESTMENT * WE REGRET IT DEEPLY 79 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:30,190 TO OUR COR IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 80 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:33,960 >> Jimmy: WELL IN THAT CASE -- * I'M GLAD I COUL HELP YOU OUT 81 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:39,432 NOW LET'S MOVE O WITH THE SHOW * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 82 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:44,070 >> Tariq: THAT WILL BE -- THAT WILL BE 11 CENTS, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:50,610 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, RIGHT? * PAY THE 11 CENTS OR 84 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:56,182 WE'LL SEE YOU IN COURT MOTHER[ BLEEP ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 85 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:59,886 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> Steve: THAT IS RUDE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ORIGINAL 86 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,322 LYRIC? >> Steve: THAT'S THE LYRIC TO THE SONG 87 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:06,226 >> Jimmy: WELL, WE JUST GOT FINED $60,000. >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 88 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:08,328 I GUESS THERE'S MORE THAN FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP. >> Jimmy: YEAH 89 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,764 [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, EVERYONE, I SAW THAT TWO SCIENTISTS WERE JUST AWARDED 90 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,632 THE NOBEL PRIZE IN MEDICINE FOR DISCOVERING THE RECEPTORS THAT LET HUMANS FEEL TEMPERATURE AND 91 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:23,076 TOUCH. MEANWHILE, THE SCIENTISTS WHO SAVED MILLIONS OF LIVES BY 92 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:26,579 CREATING THE COVID-19 WERE LIKE, "YEAH. [ SLOW CLAP 93 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,349 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT DESERVES A NOBEL PRIZE IF THE STOVE HOT. 94 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,851 WAY TO GO, GUYS. YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:33,720 WELL, GET THIS THEIR RESEARCH DID FIND ONE HUMAN WITHOUT THE CAPACITY TO 96 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,355 FEEL HERE HE IS 97 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,796 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ICE. ICE. 98 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:56,209 [ LAUGHTER ] 20 YEARS THEY WORKED TOGETHER. YEAH 99 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:59,079 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. THIS IS AMAZING. "SQUID GAME" IS NOW ON TRACK TO 100 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:04,484 BE NETFLIX'S MOST WATCHED SHOW EVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,820 THEY WILL BE ON OUR SHOW THIS WEEK THAT'S RIGHT 102 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:10,924 IT'S A TERRIFYING, DYSTOPIAN DRAMA. NOW OTHER TV NETWORKS WANT TO 103 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,892 GET IN ON THE ACTION AND I ALREADY SAW AN AD FOR A SPIN-OFF 104 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,027 A SPIN-OFF WATCH THIS 105 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:17,397 >> FROM THE CREATORS OF "SQUID 106 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:20,300 GAME" COMES A NEW AND HORRIFYING SERIES ON NICKELODEON. 107 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:25,939 [ LAUGHTER ] "SQUIDWARD GAME. >> WHOA, I'VE NEVER PLAYED THIS 108 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:31,511 GAME BEFORE. WHAT'S IT CALLED >> IT'S CALLED, "SIGN IN BLOOD 109 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:37,083 OR PATRICK DIES. >> "SQUIDWARD GAME." >> I CAN'T DO IT 110 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:41,421 I CAN'T DO IT SQUIDWARD. >> CATCH IT AFTER "PAW PATROL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 111 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:47,827 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ON AFTER. IT'S ON AFTER "PAW PATROL. YOU GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY. 112 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,596 AND FINALLY, AN OHIO JUDGE RULED THAT A MAN WASN'T ALLOWED TO SUE HIS WIFE AFTER HE 113 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:58,171 TRIPPED OVER HER SHOES AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,273 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE JUDGE DID RULE IN FAVOR OF PUTTING A A CAMERA IN THEIR CAR FOR THE 115 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:05,311 RIDE HOME FROM COURT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 116 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:05,845 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 117 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:08,682 * 118 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:25,265 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT IS MONDAY, 119 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,834 EVERYBODY. HAPPY MONDAY WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK 120 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:31,271 WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. LIKE I SAID, THE CAST OF "SQUID 121 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:35,809 GAME" WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S AMAZING 122 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,045 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE QUEEN LATIFAH WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OH 123 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:40,613 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANTHONY ANDERSON WILL BE HERE. 124 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,582 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND MADONNA WILL BE 125 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:47,287 HERE THIS WEEK >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 126 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:50,690 BUT FIRST WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS THE HOST OF "LATE NIGHT 127 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:57,197 WITH SETH MEYERS," WHICH AIRS WEEKNIGHTS RIGHT HERE ON NBC, SETH MEYERS IS HERE. 128 00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:03,937 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, SETH. PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE 129 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:08,842 SERIES "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY" TUESDAYS ON FX, COBIE SMULDERS IS HERE AS WELL 130 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:16,950 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE AN IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM FARRUKO 131 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:24,491 >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 132 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,159 TALKING ABOUT. GREAT SHOW GUYS, IT'S TIME OF COURSE TO 133 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,561 COUNT DOWN THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW. 134 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,663 WE GOT NUMBER THREE. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: NUMBER THREE IS "WAY 135 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:37,370 2 SEXY" BY DRAKE FEATURING FUTURE AND YOUNG THUG. I LIKE THAT SONG 136 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,606 [ APPLAUSE ] AT NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE "INDUSTRY BABY" BY LIL NAS X 137 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:44,744 AND JACK HARLOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 138 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,647 >> Jimmy: GOOD AND HOLDING STEADY AT NUMBER ONE, IT'S "STAY" BY THE 139 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:52,185 KID LAROI AND JUSTIN BIEBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY MAN 140 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:57,357 I LOVE BIEBER. THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS. AND NOW, OF COURSE, IT'S TIME 141 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,126 TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE SONGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS 142 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,266 * BOTTOM OF THE CHART BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 143 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:10,136 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. FIRST UP AT NUMBER 96 WE HAVE "VINCE U BEEN VAUGHN." 144 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,306 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: NOW -- [ LAUGHTER ] 145 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,810 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS A COVER OF THE KELLY CLARKSON 146 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:20,613 SMASH "SINCE U BEEN GONE." >> Steve: BUT SUNG - >> Jimmy: THIS IS SUNG BY THE 147 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,349 ACTOR VINCE VAUGHN >> Steve: AND HE RENAMED IT -- >> Jimmy: "VINCE U BEEN 148 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:27,520 VAUGHN." [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT, 'CAUSE 149 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,589 I ALSO HEARD RUMORS ON THE INTERNET -- I MEAN, IT WAS DOWN TODAY, OBVIOUSLY 150 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:35,128 >> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT VINCE WROTE HIS 151 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,565 SONG FIRST >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: "VINCE U BEEN 152 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:42,002 VAUGHN," AND KELLY - >> Steve: DID A COVER OF VINCENT VAUGHN'S "VINCE U BEEN 153 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,570 VAUGHN?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, KELLY CLARKSON'S "SINCE U BEEN GONE" 154 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,205 IS A COMEDY PARODY VERSION >> Steve: LIKE A WEIRD AL. >> Jimmy: LIKE A WEIRD AL 155 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,007 VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL SONG BY VINCE VAUGHN >> Steve: "VINCE U BEEN 156 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,975 VAUGHN." >> Jimmy: "VINCE U BEEN VAUGHN." 157 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:52,879 >> Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAW THEY HEARD - 158 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,315 >> Steve: SO NOW PEOPLE -- THE INTERWEBS ARE GOING LIKE CRAZY AND STUFF. 159 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,351 >> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T KNOW. I WOULDN'T KNOW. IT WAS DOWN TODAY. 160 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,054 THE INTERNET WAS DOWN. >> Steve: THE WHOLE THING? >> Jimmy: BUT I'M ASSUMING - 161 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,655 >> Steve: YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, WANT TO HEAR A A LITTLE BIT OF IT 162 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,691 >> Steve: I WOULD LOVE - >> Jimmy: HERE'S VINCE VAUGHN'S "VINCE U BEEN VAUGHN." 163 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,726 * 'CAUSE VINCE U BEEN VAUGHN I CAN'T BREATHE * 164 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,795 >> YOU KNOW, FOR THE TIME, MAYBE IT'S MORE OF A TALKING SONG THAN A SINGING SONG BUT IT 165 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:13,500 DOESN'T MATTER IT'S MONEY BABY. SOUL MONEY 166 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,468 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. MONEY, BABY. 167 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:19,072 IT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BOTTOM OF 168 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:26,179 THE CHARTS HAD A GOOD RUN NEXT UP AT NUMBER 97 169 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:30,283 >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT "IT IS UNUSUAL" BY TOM JONES. 170 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,652 >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] USUALLY IT'S THE SONG -- 171 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,387 >> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, ARE YOU FINDING SOMETHING HUMOROUS >> Steve: NO, "IT'S NOT 172 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:39,659 UNUSUAL" IS THE TOM JONES SONG I KNOW >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 173 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,327 WELL I GUESS HE WROTE A FOLLOW UP TO THE CLASSIC. >> Steve: OH, "IT IS UNUSUAL." 174 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:44,664 >> Jimmy: THE SONG THAT YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS - >> Steve: "IT'S NOT UNUSUAL. 175 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,934 >> Jimmy: "IT'S NOT UNUSUAL. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT YEAH, THESE ARE 176 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,703 ABOUT THINGS THAT ACTUALLY ARE UNUSUAL. >> Steve: OH, OKAY 177 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:57,410 >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. * 178 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:04,250 * IT IS UNUSUAL T EAT SOUP IN THE DARK IT IS UNUSUAL TO RUN 179 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:15,762 NAKED THROUGH A PARK * * IT'S UNUSUAL TO GET ADVICE FROM THE DO 180 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,665 AND IT'S UNUSUAL T CHUG A PINT OF EGGNOG * * IT'S QUIT 181 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,667 A SLOG * * >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, VERY 182 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,069 INTERESTING SONG ALL UNUSUAL THINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 183 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:26,106 >> Steve: SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NUMBER 97 BIG COMEBACK FOR TOM JONES 184 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,641 >> Steve: BIG, BIG >> Jimmy: COMING IN AT NUMBER 98 WE HAVE "DRIVER'S LICENSE" 185 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:34,080 BY OLIVIA RODRIGO FEATURING LIL JON. [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,984 I LOVE THIS SONG I'VE NEVER REALLY HEARD THE VERSION WITH LIL JON BEFORE. 187 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,721 >> Steve: LIL JON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WITH LIL JON LET'S CHECK IT OUT 188 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,224 * I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE LAST WEE WHAT 189 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:48,628 LIKE WE ALWAYS * * TALKED ABOU OKAY 190 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,098 YOU WERE SO EXCITE FOR ME * * YEA 191 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,200 TO FINALLY DRIVE U TO YOUR HOUS WHAT * 192 00:13:54,200 --> 00:14:01,174 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT ADDS ANOTHER LAYER. 193 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,843 IT ADDS ANOTHER. >> Steve: YEAH, HUGE >> Jimmy: YEAH 194 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,346 >> Steve: I'M HYPED NOW. >> Jimmy: UP NEXT AT 99, I GUESS WE'RE GOING IN ORDER TO 195 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,050 THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS >> Steve: OH, OKAY SO 100 IS THE BOTTOM I'M 196 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,118 ASSUMING >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT YEAH 197 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:15,055 100 DOESN'T GET LOWER. [ LAUGHTER ] NUMBER 99, THERE'S "I'LL BE 198 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:19,092 THERE FOR YOU" BY THE REMBRANDTS >> Steve: OH, GREAT. 199 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,061 IN PARENTHESES, "BEFORE THEY FIGURED OUT THE CLAPPING PART. [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,762 >> Steve: BEFORE THEY FIGURED IT OUT >> Jimmy: SO THIS IS A VERSION 201 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:28,335 UNRELEASED BEFORE THEY FIGURED OUT THE CLAPPING LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO IT. 202 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:32,272 * SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY * [ CLAP ] 203 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:36,476 * YOUR JOB'S A JOKE YOU'RE BROKE YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A. * 204 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:40,547 [ CLAPS * IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR * 205 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,615 [ CLAPS * WHEN IT HASN' BEEN YOUR DA 206 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,385 YOUR WEE YOUR MONTH * * OR EVEN YOUR YEAR 207 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,788 BUT * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> Steve: OH 208 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,557 >> Jimmy: IT WAS OFF [ APPLAUSE ] INTERESTING. 209 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:55,628 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST. 210 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,132 AND FINALLY, COMING IN AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE CHART, WE HAVE "MONSTER MASH" BY STING 211 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,335 >> Steve: OOH, STING >> Jimmy: THAT'S A CLASSIC SONG FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR AND I 212 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,038 GUESS STING WANTED TO TRY HIS VERSION OF IT. >> Steve: OH 213 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:09,609 >> Jimmy: LET'S LISTEN TO IT HERE WE GO * 214 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:16,916 * WILL YOU DO THE MAS DO THE MONSTER MAS IN MY LAB LATE ONE NIGHT 215 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:23,323 WILL YOU DO THE MASH * * COME ON IN AND THRASH AS WE DO THE 216 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,426 MONSTER MASH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: INTERESTING. 217 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,062 THAT'S IT. >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR 218 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,697 "BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS." STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING "CATCHPHRASE" WHEN WE COME BACK 219 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,965 WITH SETH AND COBIE AND TARIQ. COME ON BACK. IT'S AWESOME. 220 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:59,125 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 221 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:07,300 TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF "CATCHPHRASE." 222 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,936 TARIQ AND I ARE A TEAM, AND WE'LL BE FACING OFF AGAINST SOME VERY WORTHY OPPONENTS. 223 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:14,174 HE IS THE HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS", GIVE IT UP FOR SETH MEYERS. 224 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:19,446 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** >> Jimmy: WOW, THIS IS IT. 225 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,348 THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT, BUDDY. 226 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:30,090 LOOKING GOOD. >> RIGHT HERE? >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE HERE. 227 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,659 >> RIGHT, PERFECT. HELLO, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. 228 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,327 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU CAN SEE SETH'S PARTNER IN THE FX SERIES 229 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,498 "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY." PLEASE WELCOME COBIE SMULDERS. 230 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,535 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** WELCOME. 231 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:48,875 TARIQ. COBIE. TARIQ, YOU GO THERE. 232 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,177 COBIE, YOU GO HERE. >> I'M HERE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE -- 233 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,579 YEAH. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW, 234 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,914 HERE'S -- ALL RIGHT, NOW, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. SETH, YOU'LL START THE ROUND BY 235 00:16:54,914 --> 00:17:00,020 PRESSING START ON THIS BUZZER AND THEN DRAWING A CLUE FROM THE TOP OF THIS PILE. 236 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:04,224 >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE CLUE AS 237 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,526 QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, THEN HAND THE BUZZER OFF TO THE PERSON ON YOUR RIGHT, WHICH WOULD BE ME. 238 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,929 YOU CAN MAKE ANY PHYSICAL GESTURE, YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, EXCEPT YOU CAN'T SAY 239 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:14,067 ANY WORD IN THE ACTUAL CLUE. IF YOU'RE HOLDING THE BUZZER WHEN IT GOES OFF, YOUR TEAM 240 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,536 LOSES THAT ROUND, AND WE PLAY THREE ROUNDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,471 SETH, WHEN YOU'RE READY, PRESS START. LET'S -- LET'S START A CLUE. 242 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,440 COME ON, TARIQ. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> SO I HOLD IT IN MY HAND -- 243 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,575 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> UNTIL SHE GUESSES IT? >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT. 244 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,578 >> ALL RIGHT, GREAT. [ BEEPING ] WHERE GERMANS DRINK BEER, 245 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,748 ANNUALLY. IT'S -- >> OH, OH -- THE -- THE -- 246 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,351 >> NAMED AFTER A MONTH THAT HALLOWEEN IS IN. >> OH, MY GOD. 247 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,586 THE -- THE -- >> WHAT MONTH IS HALLOWEEN IN? >> NOVEMBER -- NOVEMBER -- OH, 248 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:37,357 OKTOBERFEST. OKTOBERFEST. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 249 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,393 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. [ BEEPING ] JAMES BOND. 250 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,063 WHEN HE ORDERS A MARTINI -- >> Tariq: SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT. 251 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:47,067 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> OKAY, IT'S IN ITALY, AND IT GOES THIS THIS WAY -- 252 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,202 >> THE BOOT. >> AND IT'S GIANT. [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,371 >> THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA. >> YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 254 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,407 [ BEEPING ] >> Tariq: YOUR FAVORITE SHOW -- YOU JUST PUT THE WHOLE WORLD ON 255 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,509 TO IT. >> Jimmy: SQUID GAME. >> Tariq: YES. 256 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,379 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT SOMEBODY BACK. 257 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,514 >> HAUNTED. >> OH. >> A HAUNTED -- 258 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,451 >> GHOST -- GHOSTED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: VIDEO GAME. 259 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,386 KIDS PLAY IT. BLOCKS. [ BUZZER ] 260 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:11,725 >> Tariq: OH, MY GOD. >> AH! >> AND HE CRACKS. 261 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:17,464 AH! >> SWEATING -- >> YES, I MEAN -- 262 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,533 >> FULL BODY SWEAT. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> BUT IT WAS THE TIME. 263 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,902 >> WE WON THE ROUND. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. >> JUST TO BE CLEAR. 264 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,238 >> BUT, LET'S NOT FORGET. COBIE SAID, "WHAT MONTH IS HALLOWEEN IN?" 265 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:29,843 >> Tariq: RIGHT, RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK SHE SAID "NOVEMBERFEST." 266 00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:32,045 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> NOVEMBER. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS -- ALL RIGHT, 267 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,880 HERE WE GO. NOW, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY ONE MORE ROUND. 268 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,583 THIS ONE IS WORTH 10,000 POINTS. >> ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S ANYONE'S GAME, 269 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,085 NOW THAT WE KNOW THE RULES. >> GREAT. SURE, SURE, SURE. 270 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,622 [ LAUGHTER ] >> JEEZ LOUISE. >> Jimmy: YEP, THIS IS THE WAY 271 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,424 IT WORKS. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. COBIE, DO YOU WANT TO START US 272 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,326 OFF. >> OKAY, SURE. >> Jimmy: PRESS THE BUTTON AND 273 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,229 GO FOR IT. >> OKAY. [ BEEPING ] 274 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,332 WE'RE -- WE'RE A BRITISH SINGING GIRL GROUP. FROM BACK IN THE DAY. 275 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,834 >> YEAH. >> SPORTY. >> THE SPICE GIRLS. 276 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,370 >> YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAD THAT. 277 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,373 YOU HAD THAT. >> Tariq: OKAY, THIS IS WHAT YOU DO IF YOU'RE IN THE WATER, 278 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,009 YOU'RE SWIMMING, BUT YOU'RE NOT MOVING. OH, YEAH, YOU'RE SWIMMING BUT 279 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,744 YOU'RE NOT -- >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Tariq: WITH YOUR ARMS. 280 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,247 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOGGIE PADDLE >> YEAH. >> Tariq: YES. 281 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,349 YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BEEPING ] 282 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,618 >> OH, GOSH. UM -- THIS IS WHEN -- WOW. 283 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,453 >> NO. >> OH. [ LAUGHTER ] 284 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,723 >> OKTOBERFEST! [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, THIS IS WHEN YOU YELL 285 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:20,126 YOU ARE -- >> SCREAMING. >> LIKE SOMEBODY WHO HAS A LOT 286 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,529 OF -- I MEAN -- THERE'S JUST NO WAY -- >> HELP, HELP. 287 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,364 >> Tariq: ANGER. >> WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GET THAT? 288 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,900 >> Jimmy: NO. [ BUZZER ] >> I AM SO SORRY. 289 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,902 [ APPLAUSE ] >> WHOA, WHOA. >> I'M SORRY. 290 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:32,205 >> Jimmy: NO. I DON'T KNOW. I THINK -- 291 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,407 >> I MEAN, IT WAS -- IT WAS CLOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,676 I MEAN, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: THE GUESSES GOT EXTREMELY HARDER. 293 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,511 >> YEAH. >> Tariq: I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT JUMPED FROM 294 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,580 "MINECRAFT" TO "CLOUT." >> I MEAN, WOW. >> Jimmy: I THINK WE GO ONE MORE 295 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,716 ROUND. >> YEAH, I THINK WE'RE TIED. WE'RE TIED. 296 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:48,221 >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Tariq: GOT TO DO IT. 297 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,856 >> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT, WE'RE TIED. >> Tariq: OKAY. 298 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,558 >> Jimmy: CLOUT. >> YEAH, CLOUT. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT SOMETHING, 299 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,259 YOU'VE GOT -- I DON'T KNOW. >> YEAH, I KNOW. 300 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,794 I'M TRYING TO THINK OF WHAT I WOULD DO. >> I COULDN'T -- YEAH. 301 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,262 I APOLOGIZE. >> NO. NO. 302 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,165 >> I FEEL LIKE THAT LANDED ON ME AFTER I -- >> I APOLOGIZE. 303 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,034 >> -- GAVE YOU SHADE FOR "OKTOBERFEST." >> ON BEHALF OF -- 304 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,535 >> Jimmy: NO, I APOLOGIZE ON ALL OF US. >> Tariq: IT'S OKAY. 305 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,237 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WE'RE -- IT'S A TIE. LIKE, THIS IS THE ONE THAT 306 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,672 MATTERS. >> OKAY. >> THANK YOU. 307 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,340 THANK YOU. >> Tariq: OKAY. >> Tariq: LET'S DO IT. 308 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,708 YOU READY? >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE -- >> YEAH. 309 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,443 YOU BROUGHT US BACK. >> Tariq: COOL. >> Jimmy: -- YOUR CLOUT. 310 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,878 >> YOU BROUGHT US BACK. >> Tariq: VOICE OF REASON. YES. 311 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,713 >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THANK YOU. >> Tariq: CLOUT -- CLOUT MAN. 312 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,516 >> Jimmy: GOT SOME CLOUT. >> Tariq: OKAY. [ BEEPING ] 313 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,018 CLEAR OUT THE -- YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS. THEY'RE -- 314 00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:19,519 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: COBWEBS. >> Tariq: YES. 315 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,954 >> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> WHEN YOU GO TO BED -- 316 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,188 >> YEAH. >> I'M GOING TO GO -- >> SLEEP. 317 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,823 >> IN BASEBALL YOU GET A -- >> HOME RUN. >> WHEN IT'S ONLY ONE BASE, IT'S 318 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,958 A -- >> FIRST BASE. [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,426 >> I USE MY BOXERS -- >> GLOVE. >> I'M GOING TO GO TO BED -- 320 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,728 I'M GOING TO -- >> KNOCKOUT -- A KNOCKOUT. KNOCKOUT 321 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,231 >> SOMETHING THE BAG. >> I'M GONNA PUNCH THE -- PUNCH THE BAG. 322 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,466 WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR "BAG?" >> HIT THE BAG. HIT THE BAG. 323 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,468 HITTING THE BAG. >> HIT THE -- HIT THE -- IT'S A BED. 324 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,470 >> WHEN I'M GOING TO SLEEP. >> HITTING THE HAY. >> NO. 325 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,673 >> NO. >> HACKY -- >> AAGH! 326 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,375 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] >> Tariq: GET OUT OF HERE. 327 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:48,081 [ BEEPING ] >> Jimmy: THE WINNERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 328 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,849 >> Jimmy: THE WINNERS -- ** COBIE SMULDERS. 329 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:55,388 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A HEART 330 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,590 ATTACK. OH, MY GOD. >> OH. 331 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,726 >> Jimmy: "HIT THE HAY." >> "HIT THE HAY." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD. 332 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,430 >> "HIT THE HAY" IS REAL. >> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME, RIGHT THERE. 333 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:08,401 THAT IS SETH MEYERS, COBIE SMULDERS, TARIQ TROTTER. WE'RE TALKING TO SETH, AFTER THE 334 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,904 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOSH. 335 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:30,824 THAT WAS SO FUNNY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE 336 00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:35,795 HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS," WHICH AIRS WEEKNIGHTS ON NBC, RIGHT AFTER 337 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:41,201 OUR SHOW IT'S ALSO AVAILABLE ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME, SETH MEYERS. 338 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:41,234 IT'S ALSO AVAILABLE ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME, SETH MEYERS. 339 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:54,814 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 340 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,884 >> Jimmy: THE CLOSER I GET TO YOU, SETH MEYERS >> VERY NICE TO BE HERE. 341 00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:00,153 >> Jimmy: SETH, IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU 342 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:04,324 I KNOW - >> IT'S GREAT TO -- IT'S GREAT TO BE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE. 343 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,826 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I -- I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME AND YOU -- 344 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,662 YOU -- YOU - YOU DON'T HAVE -- YOU HAVEN'T HAD AN AUDIENCE SINCE -- 345 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,933 >> NO. >> Jimmy: -- THE PANDEMIC >> A WEEK FROM TODAY, THEY'RE 346 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:19,072 COMING BACK. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 347 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,707 >> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY EXCITING. >> Jimmy: NOW, ARE YOU -- ARE -- IS IT GOING TO THROW 348 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,108 YOU? ARE YOU -- >> WELL, I -- HERE'S WHAT I 349 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,877 THINK. IT'LL BE NICE TO WRITE A JOKE, AND THEN IF THE AUDIENCE 350 00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:26,413 LAUGHS, I WILL THINK I WAS RIGHT -- [ CHEERS ] 351 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,916 >> -- AND THEN IT WILL ALSO BE NICE IF I WRITE A JOKE, AND THE AUDIENCE DOESN'T LAUGH, TO BE 352 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,285 ABLE TO THINK THEY WERE WRONG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 353 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,521 YEAH >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S, I THINK, WHERE I'M 354 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,922 GOING TO BE AT >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE GREAT, YEAH 355 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,490 YEAH, I THINK THE GUESTS WILL ENJOY IT AS WELL >> I THINK THE GUESTS -- IT -- 356 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:42,629 YOU KNOW, I GOT USED TO NOT BEING IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE, BUT I THINK THE GUESTS WHEN 357 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,297 THEY WALK OUT, THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN SCAMMED - [ LAUGHTER ] 358 00:22:44,297 --> 00:22:46,099 -- LIKE THEY WALK OUT AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, NO, I GAVE THEM MY SOCIAL SECURITY 359 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,935 NUMBER." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "THERE'S NO ONE 360 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:52,572 HERE." >> "THERE IS NO ONE HERE." >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "WAVING 361 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,641 DID NOTHING. >> YOU KNOW WHAT BACKFIRED FOR US 362 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:58,578 >> Jimmy: HUH? >> YOU KNOW, WALLY CUE CARD WALLY 363 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:04,217 >> Jimmy: WELL, WE LOVE WALLY. >> WALLY FERESTEN. >> Jimmy: WALLY FERESTEN 364 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,885 >> DOES THE CUE CARDS FOR "SNL." >> Jimmy: YES. 365 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,688 >> YOU KNOW, WE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THERE YOU GO 366 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,457 AND -- YOU KNOW, HE -- YOU KNOW, OUT OF NECESSITY, HE'S JUST BEEN ON CAMERA A LOT, 367 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,058 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: OH, NO 368 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,860 >> STRAIGHT TO HIS HEAD, JIMMY >> Jimmy: OH, YOU CREATED A MONSTER. 369 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,363 >> Jimmy: YOU CREATED A MONSTER. >> HALF THE TIME -- HALF THE 370 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:18,565 TIME THE CUE CARDS DON'T HAVE THE SCRIPT IT JUST SAYS, "PEOPLE WANT 371 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,934 WALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST GIVING OUT 372 00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:22,535 HIS AGENT'S NUMBER YEAH - >> YEAH. 373 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:25,572 >> Jimmy: -- SO HE CAN GET BOOKED FOR PARTIES AND STUFF JEEZ 374 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,073 >> IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A NIGHTMARE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, I'LL HAVE 375 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,842 TO TALK -- I'LL HAVE TO TALK WITH WALLY >> THANK YOU 376 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,910 IF YOU WOULD, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 377 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,079 >> Jimmy: I WOULD TOTALLY. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID SEE THAT YOU -- THAT YOU DID -- YOU 378 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,481 BROUGHT BACK, BECAUSE NOW BARS ARE OPEN, BUT YOU'RE DAY DRINKING SEGMENT 379 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,783 >> YEAH, I WENT DAY DRINKING >> Jimmy: YOU WENT DAY DRINKING WITH LORDE 380 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,918 >> I DID >> Jimmy: IT WAS VERY FUNNY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 381 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,554 HOW -- HOW WAS THAT TO GET BACK OUT THERE? >> IT WAS GOOD 382 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,090 I -- I HATE TO BREAK CELEBRITY GOSSIP - >> Jimmy: OH 383 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,092 >> -- BECAUSE THAT'S NEVER BEEN WHAT I'M ABOUT, BUT LORDE IS YOUNGER THAN ME. 384 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,261 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 385 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:53,433 >> LORDE IS YOUNGER THAN ME. AND WHEN DAY DRINKING STARTED, I WAS ACUTELY AWARE OF THAT. 386 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,102 >> Jimmy: MM-HMM >> AND THEN THE MORE I DRANK, THE MORE I THOUGHT, "WE'RE JUST 387 00:23:56,102 --> 00:24:00,140 YOUNG PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ] LORDE AND I ARE TWO YOUNG 388 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:03,176 PEOPLE" -- >> Jimmy: "WE'RE THE SAME AGE. >> -- "AND WE CAN DRINK WHAT WE 389 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:05,512 WANT [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE -- IT WON'T MATTER THAT 390 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:10,750 I HAVE KIDS AT HOME WHO ARE GONNA WAKE UP AT THE SAME TIME, THEY ALWAYS WAKE UP. 391 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,720 >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 392 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,155 >> Jimmy: WELL, MAYBE THEY'LL SLEEP IN OUT OF NOWHERE. >> YEAH. 393 00:24:15,155 --> 00:24:16,823 I CAME HOME LATE AND WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS GOT TO SLEEP IN TOMORROW." 394 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,892 >> Jimmy: THEY GO, "NO PROBLEM, DAD. YEAH 395 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:21,561 OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW ARE OLD ARE THEY 396 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:25,198 HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS >> 3 1/2 AND 5 1/2 >> Jimmy: YEAH 397 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:29,069 OH, MY GOSH. >> THE BEST, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CUTEST 398 00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:31,204 AGE, YEAH. >> IT'S SO GREAT THAT IT'S JUST, LIKE, THAT IS WHY BEING 399 00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:34,274 A KID IS GREAT JUST TO BE THOSE AGES -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 400 00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:37,610 >> -- GETS AN AW [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, DID YOU KNOW -- LIKE, IF 401 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:41,548 I'M LIKE, "47," NO ONE'S LIKE, "AW. >> Jimmy: "AW. 402 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:44,084 YEAH, EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID GET AN 403 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:45,585 "AW. THEY ACTUALLY -- YEAH, YOU SOLD IT 404 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:48,188 YOU SOLD IT VERY WELL. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT YOU -- WE 405 00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:49,789 TALKED ABOUT THIS THE LAST TIME, YOU ANNOUNCED YOU'RE WRITING A CHILDREN'S BOOK. 406 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,458 >> I WROTE -- WE GOT -- THE COVER CAME OUT TODAY LOOK AT THAT 407 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,892 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LOOK AT THAT. 408 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,561 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "I'M NOT SCARED, YOU'RE SCARED! 409 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,529 >> YUP >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE -- I LOVE THE TITLE. 410 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:58,365 WAS THAT THE ORIGINAL TITLE? >> ORIGINALLY IT WAS, "I'M NOT DRUNK, YOU'RE DRUNK. 411 00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:01,868 >> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT TRUE [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, IT WAS. 412 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,636 AND THEN THEY SAID -- "IT WAS FUNNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 413 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,238 THAT WAS A FUNNY IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOUR -- DID YOU USE YOUR -- 414 00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:06,906 YOUR -- YOUR -- YOUR KIDS AS A A SOUNDING BOARD >> I DID 415 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:13,179 I READ IT. I -- WELL, FIRST, AS I WAS PERCOLATING THE IDEA, I WOULD 416 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:18,918 TELL IT TO THEM LIKE A BEDTIME STORY, ABOUT THIS BEAR WHO WAS SCARED AND A RABBIT WHO WASN'T 417 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:23,690 AND -- I TOLD IT THE FIRST TIME, I WAS FEELING REALLY GOOD ABOUT THE STORY I HAD. 418 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:28,061 AND MY 5 1/2-YEAR-OLD SAID, "THAT PART IS TOO SCARY. ONE PART IS TOO SCARY. 419 00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:29,696 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD TO HEAR. AND THEN THE 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD, 420 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,131 WHO ECHOES EVERYTHING HE SAID -- SAID, "YEAH, THAT PART IS TOO SCARY." 421 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:33,066 AND I'M LIKE, "YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR OWN IDEAS." [ LAUGHTER ] 422 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:34,868 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST HEARD HIM SAY THAT >> YEAH, I DON'T NEED IT -- I 423 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,369 DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT TWICE. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T NEED THE NEGATIVE 424 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,204 FEEDBACK TWICE [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S GOT A SMITHERS TO HIS 425 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:42,709 MR. BURNS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOES. >> -- JUST BEING A YES MAN 426 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,911 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES HE -- WHAT ARE THE KIDS GOING TO BE FOR 427 00:25:44,911 --> 00:25:48,948 HALLOWEEN? HAVE THEY DECIDED? >> THE 5 -- THE 5-YEAR-OLD 428 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,751 WANTS TO BE A SEA CAPTAIN AND THE 3-YEAR-OLD WANTS TO BE A A PIRATE, WHICH IS GOOD. 429 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:55,088 IT'S THEMATICALLY GOOD - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 430 00:25:55,088 --> 00:25:57,323 >> -- BUT THEN THE 5-YEAR-OLD KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE THE 3-YEAR-OLD'S COSTUME MORE 431 00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:02,028 COMPLICATED. [ LAUGHTER ] SO THE 3-YEAR-OLD WILL BE LIKE, 432 00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,030 "I WANT TO BE A PIRATE." AND HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO BE A PIRATE OR DO YOU WANT TO 433 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,633 BE A PIRATE ON A SHIP SO YOU CAN HAVE A BOAT? AND I'M LIKE, "DON'T UP-SELL 434 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:11,237 HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S HAPPY 435 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,640 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, HE'S HAPPY. LIKE, "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 436 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,043 BUILD THE BOAT CUT IT OUT." [ LAUGHTER ] 437 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:20,046 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH WE'RE PUTTING AN EYEPATCH -- >> YEAH. 438 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:21,848 >> Jimmy: AND THAT'S - >> LIKE A GUY AT AN AUDI DEALERSHIP BEING LIKE, "WE CAN 439 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:28,054 GET YOU SNOW TIRES [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'D LOVE IT. 440 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,824 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "HEY, BUTT OUT, BUDDY. 441 00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:34,627 >> "HE WANTS THE CAR." >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT AREN'T YOU -- AREN'T YOU 442 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:37,931 GUYS -- ARE -- ARE -- ARE YOU BOTH -- OR BEACH PEOPLE? AREN'T YOU A FAMILY? 443 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,899 >> MY -- MY WIFE AND HER FAMILY ARE BEACH PEOPLE >> Jimmy: YES. 444 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,568 >> I'M NOT A BEACH PERSON AT ALL. I -- I DISLIKE THE BEACH 445 00:26:41,568 --> 00:26:43,269 GREATLY. AND MY KIDS LOVE IT, WHICH IS A BUMMER, BECAUSE I GO -- I 446 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,971 WOULD DO ANYTHING MY KIDS LOVE >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> YOU KNOW? 447 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:46,840 BUT I -- AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S SOMETHING TRAUMATIC WOULD HAPPEN THAT WOULD MAKE THEM NOT 448 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,074 GO OR NOT WANT TO GO, I'D BE ALL FOR THAT AND -- 449 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:51,077 [ LAUGHTER ] MY 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD HAS A BAGEL -- THIS IS A TRUE STORY 450 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:54,581 THAT HAPPENED THIS SUMMER. I WASN'T THERE TO SEE IT I'M SO DEEPLY BUMMED THAT I 451 00:26:54,581 --> 00:26:58,651 WASN'T THERE TO SEE IT [ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE HE WAS WALKING WITH A 452 00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:00,186 A BAGEL -- AND FROM WHAT I HEAR, HE WAS - TO PUT IT IN NAUTICAL TERMS, 453 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:03,256 "ASKING FOR IT." HE - [ LAUGHTER ] 454 00:27:03,256 --> 00:27:06,793 >> Jimmy: NAUTICAL >> HE WAS HOLDING A BAGEL UP LIKE THIS AND A SEAGULL CAME 455 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,462 DOWN AND, LIKE -- LIKE -- LIKE IT WAS A FALCONRY SHOW AT A WREN FAIR. 456 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:13,900 [ LAUGHTER ] -- JUST, LIKE, CAME DOWN AND GRABBED THE BAGEL AND I GUESS 457 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:19,039 HE JUST, LIKE, BURST INTO TEARS AS YOU WOULD IF YOU'RE A A 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD 458 00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:21,241 I MEAN, YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE BEA -- I MEAN, IT DID SEEM LIKE HE WAS, MAYBE, BEING A LITTLE 459 00:27:21,241 --> 00:27:22,842 SHOW-OFFY, LIKE, "I GOT THE BAGEL. >> Jimmy: "I GOT THE BAGEL." 460 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:26,046 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW THAT, YEAH. 461 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:29,716 >> AND -- BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT IT, IS NOW, HE THINKS THERE'S JUST ONE SEAGULL 462 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:31,351 LIKE, HE DOESN'T REALIZE THERE'S DIFFERENT SEA -- SO EVERY SEAGULL HE SEES, HE'S 463 00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:36,856 LIKE, "DON'T TAKE MY BAGEL." [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND - 464 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:41,227 >> Jimmy: SEE? THAT'S HOW YOU - >> YEAH. 465 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:44,064 >> Jimmy: SO ONE KID SAW >> YEAH, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 466 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:46,666 SETH, I'M ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN YOU COME ON THE SHOW YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB 467 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,368 WITH THE SHOW, BUDDY >> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, BUDDY. 468 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:50,570 ALWAYS A PLEASURE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CONGRATS 469 00:27:50,570 --> 00:27:52,839 "I'M NOT SCARED, YOU'RE SCARED!" CHECK THIS OUT, EVERYBODY. 470 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:55,475 SETH MEYERS. CHECK OUT HIS SHOW, "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS," AFTER US, 471 00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:57,277 TONIGHT. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 472 00:27:57,277 --> 00:28:01,348 COBIE SMULDERS COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 473 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:18,531 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTRESS, WHO YOU CAN 474 00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,266 SEE IN THE FX SHOW "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY," WHICH AIRS TUESDAYS AT 475 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:27,707 10:00 P.M. PLEASE WELCOME COBIE SMULDERS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 476 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:27,741 PLEASE WELCOME COBIE SMULDERS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 477 00:28:29,109 --> 00:28:44,858 * >> Jimmy: COME ON. 478 00:28:44,858 --> 00:28:46,526 WELCOME BACK >> OH, BOY >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. 479 00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:49,162 >> OH, BOY >> Jimmy: OH, BOY. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 480 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:52,098 WELCOME BACK - THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: -- TO THE SHOW 481 00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:58,705 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR PLAYING 482 00:28:58,705 --> 00:29:03,176 "CATCHPHRASE." I WANTED TO ASK YOU -- I HAVE A TON OF QUESTIONS 483 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:05,545 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE, LAST TIME I BELIEVE WE TALKED, WE DISCUSSED 484 00:29:05,545 --> 00:29:07,714 AN RV TRIP >> OH, YEAH, FROM NEW YORK TO -- I SOUND SO CANADIAN, ALL 485 00:29:07,714 --> 00:29:10,483 OF A SUDDEN. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YOU DO >> "OH, YEAH." 486 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:12,118 >> Jimmy: "OH, YEAH. OR WISCONSIN, OR SOMETHING >> "OH, YEAH 487 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:19,125 OH, GOD, YEAH. OH, MY GOD." >> Jimmy: "SORRY." 488 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:23,329 >> "SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. BUT, YES, WE DROVE FROM NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES. 489 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:24,698 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S RIGHT >> YES 490 00:29:24,698 --> 00:29:26,666 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A MAJOR DEAL. >> THOSE ARE BOTH CITIES YES. 491 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,501 >> Jimmy: AND WAS IT AS AMAZING AS YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE >> IT WAS -- IT WAS INTENSE, 492 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,303 'CAUSE WE DID IT IN AN RV IN, YOU KNOW, 11 DAYS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 493 00:29:30,303 --> 00:29:31,838 >> SO THAT WAS -- YOU KNOW, WE SURVIVED [ LAUGHTER ] 494 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:39,846 >> Jimmy: WE SURVIVED. >> WE SURVIVED >> Jimmy: WAS -- IS IT JUST 495 00:29:39,846 --> 00:29:42,215 GREAT MEMORIES THOUGH? IS IT LIKE - >> YEAH. 496 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:48,355 IT IS -- IT IS, NOW, REFLECTING - >> Jimmy: YEAH 497 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:53,093 >> -- BACK ON IT BUT WE'RE A BIG, LIKE, ROAD TRIP FAMILY. 498 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:55,328 WE DROVE UP TO CANADA, JUST THIS PAST SUMMER, IN AUGUST. >> Jimmy: WOW. 499 00:29:55,328 --> 00:29:57,197 >> AND THAT WAS ALSO ENJOYABLE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 500 00:29:57,197 --> 00:29:59,099 THAT WAS REALLY -- YOU REALLY TRIED TO SELL THAT >> YOU KNOW, IT -- IT -- IT'S 501 00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:00,700 GREAT. IT'S GREAT I MEAN, THIS IS THE TIME TO BE 502 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:03,470 DOING ROAD TRIPS, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> THIS IS THE TIME. 503 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:07,107 IT'S JUST THAT WE DECIDED TO, LIKE, DO 11 HOURS AND 11 HOURS LIKE, A 20-HOUR JOURNEY. 504 00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:11,311 >> Jimmy: NO AND THE KIDS ARE WHAT AGE? >> THEY'RE 12 AND 6. 505 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:14,381 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY >> YEAH, YOUNG >> Jimmy: YOUNG. 506 00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:16,783 >> YOUNG >> Jimmy: BUT STILL THAT'S TOUGH. 507 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:18,785 12 IS, LIKE, OKAY -- >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE THAT WOULD BE THE AGE THAT YOU'D BE 508 00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:21,221 ROCKING THE GAMEBOY IF YOUR PARENTS LET YOU HAVE A GAMEBOY [ LAUGHTER ] 509 00:30:21,221 --> 00:30:23,490 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH WE DON'T. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE A 510 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,158 A GAMEBOY? >> NO. NO 511 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:28,194 NO >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU WERE 12 512 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:32,699 >> I -- WHOA, I WAS -- GOSH, SO, SO, SO BAD [ LAUGHTER ] 513 00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:36,536 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE A BAD KID >> I WAS A BAD KID AND SO IT'S REALLY WEIRD HAVING 514 00:30:36,536 --> 00:30:38,304 A CHILD WHO'S, SORT OF, APPROACHING THAT AGE OF, LIKE, DOING BAD THINGS AND LIKE SHE'S 515 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:46,980 AN ANGEL BUT I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY -- I WAS -- REALLY CARED 516 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:49,949 ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT ABOUT ME AND I WAS REALLY GRUNGY, AND I 517 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:53,420 WAS LIKE SUPER INTO AEROSMITH MUSIC VIDEOS [ LAUGHTER ] 518 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:56,222 >> Jimmy: YEAH, REALLY >> I MEAN, WHO WASN'T? LET'S BE HONEST. 519 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,625 ALICIA SILVERSTONE AND LIV TYLER -- >> Jimmy: THE COOLEST KIDS IN 520 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,094 SCHOOL >> LIKE, THE COOLEST - >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH 521 00:31:01,094 --> 00:31:03,096 >> THE COOLEST FREAKING KIDS >> Jimmy: THAT WAS SO INTERESTING. 522 00:31:03,096 --> 00:31:05,165 THEY WERE IN, LIKE, THREE VIDEOS >> THEY WERE -- YEAH, THEY 523 00:31:05,165 --> 00:31:09,202 WERE - I REMEMBER TOO IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE, BUT IT 524 00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:12,706 WAS "CRAZY" WAS BOTH OF THEM AND THEN "CRYING" -- SORRY, "CRYIN'" THERE'S AN "N." 525 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:15,508 >> Jimmy: "CRYIN'", YEAH * CRYIN' * >> "CRYIN'." 526 00:31:15,508 --> 00:31:18,311 >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND ALICIA SILVERSTONE WAS, LIKE, THE STAR OF THAT AND SHE 527 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:22,649 GOT LIKE BROKEN UP WITH AND THEN WENT ON THIS, LIKE, JOURNEY -- 528 00:31:22,649 --> 00:31:24,517 >> Jimmy: YES. >> -- AND MET THIS GUY, AND THEN HE STOLE HER PURSE AND SHE 529 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:30,790 KARATE KICKED HIM. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> IT WAS WONDERFUL. 530 00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:32,992 AND I LOVED IT SO -- I LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT I WOULD LIKE RE-CREATE IT 531 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:35,395 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IN YOUR BEDROOM OR SOMETHING? 532 00:31:35,395 --> 00:31:43,203 >> NO, IN OUR BASEMENT WITH A PUNCHING BAG. >> Jimmy: WOW. 533 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:47,240 >> 'CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT THAT MOVE, THAT KICK WAS SO COOL. AND I DID IT AND I KICKED IT, 534 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,376 AND I FELL AND I BROKE MY ELBOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 535 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:53,179 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] AND -- >> Jimmy: SHE'S OKAY 536 00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:56,116 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: SHE'S OKAY >> Jimmy: NO, EVERYONE WAS 537 00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,785 LIKE, "AW.." [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND IT WAS -- THIS IS LIKE 538 00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:00,520 END OF SUMMER, GOING BACK INTO THE SEVENTH GRADE, WHICH IS A BIG DEAL IN CANADA, 'CAUSE 539 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:05,759 YOU'RE, LIKE, LAST YEAR OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, SO YOU'RE LIKE TOP DOG 540 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,827 AND I WAS LIKE, "I CANNOT GO TO SCHOOL WITH A -- WITH A CAST ON." 541 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:12,599 >> Jimmy: NO OF COURSE NOT. >> I REFUSED 542 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:14,501 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, MY PLAN WAS, I WAS NOT GOING TO TELL MY MOTHER 543 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:21,141 ANYTHING AND I WAS JUST GOING TO HIDE IT 544 00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:22,842 AND I GOT THROUGH IT FOR A A COUPLE OF HOURS, AND THEN AS SOON AS SHE CAME HOME, I WAS 545 00:32:22,842 --> 00:32:24,778 LIKE, "MOMMY, I HURT MYSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AW 546 00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:27,313 >> "I THINK I'M REALLY HURT. >> Jimmy: SEE, MOM WAS THERE FOR YOU, RIGHT 547 00:32:27,313 --> 00:32:30,216 SHE WAS FINE >> SHE WAS FINE. AND WE GOT A CAST. 548 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:34,554 AND IT WAS FINE. I TOLD EVERYBODY I HURT MYSELF SKATEBOARDING, TO BE COOL. 549 00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:37,223 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU WEREN'T KICKING A PUNCHING 550 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,626 BAG PRETENDING YOU'RE ALICIA SILVERSTONE >> NO, I WASN'T. 551 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,295 >> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. >> NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 552 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:44,898 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COBIE, I TOLD YOU THIS BACKSTAGE, BUT I'LL SAY IT 553 00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:53,173 IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. "IMPEACHMENT." I'M WATCHING THE SHOW. 554 00:32:53,173 --> 00:32:56,109 I THINK BEANIE WAS ON THE SHOW >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: WHO'S AMAZING. 555 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:58,111 >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: PLAYS MONICA LEWINSKY. 556 00:32:58,111 --> 00:32:59,479 AND IT'S ABOUT THE BILL CLINTON, MONICA LEWINSKY, THE WHOLE SCANDAL. 557 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:03,116 >> MM-HMM. ANN COULTER, SOMEONE'S PLAYING ANN COULTER ON THE SHOW. 558 00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:05,185 >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "SHE'S PHENOMENAL 559 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:09,122 SHE'S GREAT. IT'S YOU >> IT IS, YEAH 560 00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:13,293 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YES, THAT WAS ME. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE 561 00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:15,128 PHENOMENAL, BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU WERE IN THIS AND I GO, "WAIT, THIS IS -- I 562 00:33:15,128 --> 00:33:18,098 CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS." >> YEAH. 563 00:33:18,098 --> 00:33:20,600 >> Jimmy: YOU DOVE RIGHT IN. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE >> I JUMPED IN 564 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:26,306 I JUMPED IN BLOND WIG AND ALL. >> Jimmy: WELL, DID YOU -- HOW DID IT WORK OUT? 565 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:27,774 WHEN DID YOU SHOOT THIS? >> WELL, WE SHOT IT -- I SHOT MY PORTION OF IT 566 00:33:27,774 --> 00:33:30,944 IT'S BEEN A LONG RUNNING SERIES PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WORKING 567 00:33:30,944 --> 00:33:33,179 REALLY, REALLY HARD ON IT, BUT I JUMPED IN, LIKE JANUARY OF THIS YEAR. 568 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:37,117 AND I'M IN ABOUT SIX EPISODES. AND IT'S BEEN -- IT'S BEEN SUPER FUN. 569 00:33:37,117 --> 00:33:41,988 >> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET THE 570 00:33:41,988 --> 00:33:45,558 VOICE DOWN AND EVERYTHING? DID YOU, LIKE, STUDY >> YEAH, I LISTENED TO -- SHE 571 00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:47,861 WROTE A LOT OF BOOKS >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE DID. AND I LISTENED TO A LOT OF 572 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:51,965 THEM, CAUSE SHE READ THEM OUT LOUD SO, I LISTENED TO HER VOICE AND 573 00:33:51,965 --> 00:33:54,567 I -- THERE'S A LOT OF INTERVIEWS SHE DOES -- GIRLFRIEND LIKES 574 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:59,472 TO, LIKE, INTERVIEW. >> Jimmy: YEAH OF COURSE. 575 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:02,575 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE PUTS HERSELF OUT THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH 576 00:34:02,575 --> 00:34:04,477 >> AND SO SHE -- SHE LIKES TO PUT HERSELF OUT THERE, SO YOU CAN WATCH A LOT OF FOOTAGE OF 577 00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:06,179 HER IN THOSE MOMENTS >> Jimmy: IS THERE A WORD OR SOMETHING THAT GETS YOU INTO 578 00:34:06,179 --> 00:34:15,288 THE CHARACTER. >> THERE WAS A FEW IT SORT OF STARTED WITH 579 00:34:15,288 --> 00:34:17,957 "AMERICAN REPUBLICANS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "AMERICAN" - 580 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:22,295 >> "WAIT -- SHE DOESN'T OPEN HER MOUTH VERY WIDE. AND THEN IT, KIND OF, WENT TO 581 00:34:22,295 --> 00:34:24,264 JUST A SOUND, WHICH WOULD BE LIKE, UM, UM [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:29,536 UM." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WOW. 583 00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:33,640 >> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] BECAUSE I THINK SHE IS ALWAYS 584 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,142 IN A POSITION WHERE SHE THINKS SHE'S SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU KNOW 585 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:38,211 AND SO IT'S JUST, LIKE, "SHE CAN'T -- NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 586 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:41,448 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "LIKE, SHE JUST CAN'T." >> Jimmy: "NO. 587 00:34:41,448 --> 00:34:43,350 JUST CAN'T." >> "NO." >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 588 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:45,385 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S COBIE SMULDERS IN "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME 589 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:46,219 STORY. TAKE A LOOK. 590 00:34:50,190 --> 00:34:54,094 THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU REPUBLICANS. >> YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN 591 00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:58,665 >> I'M A CONSERVATIVE. YOU'RE ALL TOO NICE. WHAT DOES THAT GET YOU 592 00:34:58,665 --> 00:35:04,270 IT GETS YOU DOLE >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOLE? >> HE LOST 593 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:09,843 IDIOTIC AMERICAN FEMALES COULDN'T WAIT TO RE-ELECT THEIR FAT BOYFRIEND. 594 00:35:09,843 --> 00:35:18,818 >> BE THAT AS IT MAY, THIS CASE IS ALL WE HAVE NOW >> RIGHT 595 00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:22,856 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO >> WHAT YOU DO BEST. STIR THE POT 596 00:35:22,856 --> 00:35:30,830 HELP US GET JUSTICE FOR PAULA. >> THIS ISN'T ABOUT JUSTICE. >> THEN WHAT IS IT ABOUT 597 00:35:30,830 --> 00:35:33,767 >> IMPEACHMENT, JEROME >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO 598 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:46,112 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COBIE SMULDERS, "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY," AIRS 599 00:35:46,112 --> 00:35:49,315 TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM FARRUKO 600 00:35:49,315 --> 00:36:03,196 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 601 00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:08,101 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NUMBER ONE HIT, "PEPAS," FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "LA UNA SEIS SIETE," 602 00:36:08,101 --> 00:36:09,302 GIVE IT UP FOR FARRUKO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 603 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:33,126 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> NOW WE'RE GOING TO SAY 604 00:36:33,126 --> 00:36:38,298 SIETE. ARE YOU READY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 605 00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:55,915 LET'S GO * 606 00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:41,061 * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 607 00:37:41,061 --> 00:37:51,171 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE >> COME ON ARE YOU READY? 608 00:37:51,171 --> 00:38:13,860 * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 609 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:32,178 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 610 00:38:32,178 --> 00:38:48,828 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 611 00:38:48,828 --> 00:39:12,485 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 612 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:28,668 * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 613 00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:42,048 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 614 00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:43,950 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE * 615 00:39:43,950 --> 00:39:51,624 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FARRUKO. "LA UNA SEIS SIETE," IS OUT 616 00:39:51,624 --> 00:39:54,060 NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 617 00:39:54,060 --> 00:40:16,282 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 618 00:40:16,282 --> 00:40:22,188 SETH MEYERS, COBIE SMULDERS, FARRUKO ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 619 00:40:22,188 --> 00:40:25,525 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 620 00:40:25,525 --> 00:40:28,728 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY