>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SETH MEYERS,
COBIE SMULDERS MUSICAL GUEST FARRUKO. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW QuestLove: 1528. >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S -- THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL
CROWD. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING AT HOME, THANK YOU.
WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM
WERE HIT BY A MASSIVE OUTAGE AND STOPPED WORKING FOR MILLIONS OF USERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS AMAZING [ AUDIENCE BOOS
GET IT OUT GET IT OUT, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: FACEBOOK WAS ONLY DOWN FOR A DAY AND IN THAT
SHORT TIME EVERYONE GOT THE VACCINE. ISN'T THAT AMAZING
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AMAZING. AMAZING HOW THAT HAPPENED.
I DON'T KNOW YES, FACEBOOK'S ENTIRE SITE CRASHED.
THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST PRESS WE'VE HAD IN MONTHS.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T USE INSTAGRAM SPENT THE DAY
POSTING THEIR WEEKEND PUMPKIN PATCH SELFIES ON LINKEDIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
NO ONE CARES YOU KNOW "ISN'T IT CUTE?"
"KIND OF HE'S 24 NOW, ISN'T HE? " "YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL
LIKE --" >> Steve: "IT'S STILL CUTE." >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF, FACEBOOK
ON "MEET THE PRESS" YESTERDAY A JOURNALIST WHO HAS BEEN COVERING THE SOCIAL IMMEDIATE
COMPANY WAS ON THE SHOW BUT HE WAS WEARING VERY INTERESTING ACCESSORY.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
ON ALL OF THIS IS JEFF HORWITZ
HE'S ONE OF "THE WALL STREET JOURNAL" REPORTERS WHO'S BEEN REPORTING ON FACEBOOK UNDER
THEIR UMBRELLA FACEBOOK FILES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: CHUCK TODD WAS LIKE,
"AND RIGHT NOW, ZOOMING IN FROM HIS KID'S KARATE TOURNAMENT IS JEFF HOROWITZ.
JEFF." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS EXCITING
IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT NEXT WEEK, 90-YEAR-OLD LEGENDARY ACTOR WILLIAM SHATNER, ALSO
KNOWN AS CAPTAIN KIRK, WILL TRAVEL TO SPACE ABOARD JEFF BEZOS' BLUE ORIGIN ROCKET
[ AUDIENCE OOHS [ APPLAUSE ] YOU CAN TELL ELON MUSK IS
JEALOUS OF BEZOS' IDEA 'CAUSE HE JUST YELLED, "GET ME BETTY WHITE ON LINE TWO.
ROSE, YOU'RE GOING TO SPACE. [ LAUGHTER ] ELON MUSK SOUNDS LIKE
RALPH KRAMDEN NOW. >> Steve: "TO THE MOON." >> Jimmy: "TO THE MOON, ROSE."
MEANWHILE, I HEARD ABOUT ANOTHER NEW OPTION FOR SPACE TRAVEL
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS IT'S NOW AVAILABLE WATCH THIS
THIS IS REAL
THIS IS A SLOW RIDE TO THE EDGE
OF SPACE INSIDE A PRESSURIZED CAPSULE HANGING BENEATH A MASSIVE HELIUM BALLOON
THE VIEW WILL BE SPECTACULAR INSIDE A FIRST CLASS CABIN COMPLETE WITH MASSIVE WINDOWS,
WI-FI, EVEN A BAR AND RESTROOM [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A HELIUM BALLOON,
YEAH SOUNDS ALL WELL AND GOOD UNTIL THERE IS A LEAK AND YOU'RE
LIKE, "OKAY, I'M FREAKING OUT. MAYDAY, MAYDAY HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM
PLEASE, -- NO, NO. ALVIN! ALVIN!
[ APPLAUSE ] I ACTUALLY HOPE THEY SEND SHATNER ON THE BALLOON SO IT
WILL FEEL LIKE A LIVE-ACTION REMAKE OF "UP. [ LAUGHTER ]
I THINK THAT'D BE COOL SOME SPORTS NEWS LAST NIGHT WAS TOM BRADY'S BIG
RETURN TO NEW ENGLAND. YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GREAT GAME BRADY FACED HIS OLD COACH BILL BELICHICK
AND YOU CAN TELL THE TWO MEN STILL HAVE A LOT OF LOVE FOR EACH OTHER
CHECK OUT HOW LONG THEY HUGGED AFTER THE GAME
>> WELL, WELL, THERE IT IS, OKAY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: CAN WE THROW A TIMER ON THAT HUG? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> WELL, WELL, THERE IT IS, OKAY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'VE HAD LONGER HUGS WITH STRANGERS ON THE BUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING. THE FUTURE ROYALTIES FROM THE
FOLGER'S JINGLE, "THE BEST PART OF WAKIN' UP" ARE BEING SOLD AT AUCTION.
>> Tariq: AHH, CORRECTION, JIMMY. THEY WERE BEING SOLD AT
AUCTION. THE ROOTS ALL POOLED THEIR MONEY TOGETHER AND SNAPPED THAT
JINGLE UP IMMEDIATELY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND NOW WE JUST WAIT FOR THE
MONEY TO ROLL IN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHOA, YOU GUYS OWN
THE FOLGERS JINGLE * * THE BEST PART
OF BUYING IT IS GETTING PAID TO SAY THESE WORDS *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET FOR THAT
* JUST MADE 11 CENT NOW WE MADE 11 MORE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: DOESN'T SEEM LIKE VERY MUCH. * THE KEY IS TO
SING THIS TUNE TO EVERYTHING WE SAY * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: GOTCHA, GOTCHA SO, HOW DID YOU HAVE TO BID TO WIN THE ROYALTIES?
* WE DROPPED DROPPE $60,00 PLUS TICKETS TO OUR SHOW *
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE, $60,000 OKAY, SO IN ORDER TO BREAK EVEN
YOU NEED TO SING THAT SONG - * 5450 TIME FOLLOWED BY FOUR MORE *
>> Jimmy: GUYS, THIS DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A SMART INVESTMENT * WE REGRET IT DEEPLY
TO OUR COR IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WELL IN THAT CASE -- * I'M GLAD I COUL HELP YOU OUT
NOW LET'S MOVE O WITH THE SHOW * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Tariq: THAT WILL BE -- THAT WILL BE 11 CENTS, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, RIGHT? * PAY THE 11 CENTS OR
WE'LL SEE YOU IN COURT MOTHER[ BLEEP ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME >> Steve: THAT IS RUDE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ORIGINAL
LYRIC? >> Steve: THAT'S THE LYRIC TO THE SONG
>> Jimmy: WELL, WE JUST GOT FINED $60,000. >> Steve: OH, MY GOD
I GUESS THERE'S MORE THAN FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP. >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] HEY, EVERYONE, I SAW THAT TWO SCIENTISTS WERE JUST AWARDED
THE NOBEL PRIZE IN MEDICINE FOR DISCOVERING THE RECEPTORS THAT LET HUMANS FEEL TEMPERATURE AND
TOUCH. MEANWHILE, THE SCIENTISTS WHO SAVED MILLIONS OF LIVES BY
CREATING THE COVID-19 WERE LIKE, "YEAH. [ SLOW CLAP
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT DESERVES A NOBEL PRIZE IF THE STOVE HOT.
WAY TO GO, GUYS. YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, GET THIS THEIR RESEARCH DID FIND ONE HUMAN WITHOUT THE CAPACITY TO
FEEL HERE HE IS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ICE. ICE.
[ LAUGHTER ] 20 YEARS THEY WORKED TOGETHER. YEAH
SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. THIS IS AMAZING. "SQUID GAME" IS NOW ON TRACK TO
BE NETFLIX'S MOST WATCHED SHOW EVER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THEY WILL BE ON OUR SHOW THIS WEEK THAT'S RIGHT
IT'S A TERRIFYING, DYSTOPIAN DRAMA. NOW OTHER TV NETWORKS WANT TO
GET IN ON THE ACTION AND I ALREADY SAW AN AD FOR A SPIN-OFF
WATCH THIS
>> FROM THE CREATORS OF "SQUID
GAME" COMES A NEW AND HORRIFYING SERIES ON NICKELODEON.
[ LAUGHTER ] "SQUIDWARD GAME. >> WHOA, I'VE NEVER PLAYED THIS
GAME BEFORE. WHAT'S IT CALLED >> IT'S CALLED, "SIGN IN BLOOD
OR PATRICK DIES. >> "SQUIDWARD GAME." >> I CAN'T DO IT
I CAN'T DO IT SQUIDWARD. >> CATCH IT AFTER "PAW PATROL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ON AFTER. IT'S ON AFTER "PAW PATROL. YOU GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY.
AND FINALLY, AN OHIO JUDGE RULED THAT A MAN WASN'T ALLOWED TO SUE HIS WIFE AFTER HE
TRIPPED OVER HER SHOES AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. [ LAUGHTER ]
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE JUDGE DID RULE IN FAVOR OF PUTTING A A CAMERA IN THEIR CAR FOR THE
RIDE HOME FROM COURT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT IS MONDAY,
EVERYBODY. HAPPY MONDAY WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK
WE HAVE A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. LIKE I SAID, THE CAST OF "SQUID
GAME" WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S AMAZING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE QUEEN LATIFAH WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANTHONY ANDERSON WILL BE HERE.
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND MADONNA WILL BE
HERE THIS WEEK >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUT FIRST WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS THE HOST OF "LATE NIGHT
WITH SETH MEYERS," WHICH AIRS WEEKNIGHTS RIGHT HERE ON NBC, SETH MEYERS IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES, SETH. PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE
SERIES "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY" TUESDAYS ON FX, COBIE SMULDERS IS HERE AS WELL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE AN IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE FROM FARRUKO
>> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. GREAT SHOW GUYS, IT'S TIME OF COURSE TO
COUNT DOWN THE HOTTEST SONGS AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW.
WE GOT NUMBER THREE. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: NUMBER THREE IS "WAY
2 SEXY" BY DRAKE FEATURING FUTURE AND YOUNG THUG. I LIKE THAT SONG
[ APPLAUSE ] AT NUMBER TWO, WE HAVE "INDUSTRY BABY" BY LIL NAS X
AND JACK HARLOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
>> Jimmy: GOOD AND HOLDING STEADY AT NUMBER ONE, IT'S "STAY" BY THE
KID LAROI AND JUSTIN BIEBER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY MAN
I LOVE BIEBER. THOSE ARE THE TOP THREE SONGS. AND NOW, OF COURSE, IT'S TIME
TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE SONGS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS
* BOTTOM OF THE CHART BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. FIRST UP AT NUMBER 96 WE HAVE "VINCE U BEEN VAUGHN."
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: NOW -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I THINK THIS IS A COVER OF THE KELLY CLARKSON
SMASH "SINCE U BEEN GONE." >> Steve: BUT SUNG - >> Jimmy: THIS IS SUNG BY THE
ACTOR VINCE VAUGHN >> Steve: AND HE RENAMED IT -- >> Jimmy: "VINCE U BEEN
VAUGHN." [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT, 'CAUSE
I ALSO HEARD RUMORS ON THE INTERNET -- I MEAN, IT WAS DOWN TODAY, OBVIOUSLY
>> Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT VINCE WROTE HIS
SONG FIRST >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: "VINCE U BEEN
VAUGHN," AND KELLY - >> Steve: DID A COVER OF VINCENT VAUGHN'S "VINCE U BEEN
VAUGHN?" >> Jimmy: YEAH, KELLY CLARKSON'S "SINCE U BEEN GONE"
IS A COMEDY PARODY VERSION >> Steve: LIKE A WEIRD AL. >> Jimmy: LIKE A WEIRD AL
VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL SONG BY VINCE VAUGHN >> Steve: "VINCE U BEEN
VAUGHN." >> Jimmy: "VINCE U BEEN VAUGHN."
>> Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAW THEY HEARD -
>> Steve: SO NOW PEOPLE -- THE INTERWEBS ARE GOING LIKE CRAZY AND STUFF.
>> Jimmy: I WOULDN'T KNOW. I WOULDN'T KNOW. IT WAS DOWN TODAY.
THE INTERNET WAS DOWN. >> Steve: THE WHOLE THING? >> Jimmy: BUT I'M ASSUMING -
>> Steve: YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, WANT TO HEAR A A LITTLE BIT OF IT
>> Steve: I WOULD LOVE - >> Jimmy: HERE'S VINCE VAUGHN'S "VINCE U BEEN VAUGHN."
* 'CAUSE VINCE U BEEN VAUGHN I CAN'T BREATHE *
>> YOU KNOW, FOR THE TIME, MAYBE IT'S MORE OF A TALKING SONG THAN A SINGING SONG BUT IT
DOESN'T MATTER IT'S MONEY BABY. SOUL MONEY
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S IT. MONEY, BABY.
IT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BOTTOM OF
THE CHARTS HAD A GOOD RUN NEXT UP AT NUMBER 97
>> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: WE'VE GOT "IT IS UNUSUAL" BY TOM JONES.
>> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] USUALLY IT'S THE SONG --
>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, ARE YOU FINDING SOMETHING HUMOROUS >> Steve: NO, "IT'S NOT
UNUSUAL" IS THE TOM JONES SONG I KNOW >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
WELL I GUESS HE WROTE A FOLLOW UP TO THE CLASSIC. >> Steve: OH, "IT IS UNUSUAL."
>> Jimmy: THE SONG THAT YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS - >> Steve: "IT'S NOT UNUSUAL.
>> Jimmy: "IT'S NOT UNUSUAL. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT YEAH, THESE ARE
ABOUT THINGS THAT ACTUALLY ARE UNUSUAL. >> Steve: OH, OKAY
>> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. *
* IT IS UNUSUAL T EAT SOUP IN THE DARK IT IS UNUSUAL TO RUN
NAKED THROUGH A PARK * * IT'S UNUSUAL TO GET ADVICE FROM THE DO
AND IT'S UNUSUAL T CHUG A PINT OF EGGNOG * * IT'S QUIT
A SLOG * * >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, VERY
INTERESTING SONG ALL UNUSUAL THINGS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NUMBER 97 BIG COMEBACK FOR TOM JONES
>> Steve: BIG, BIG >> Jimmy: COMING IN AT NUMBER 98 WE HAVE "DRIVER'S LICENSE"
BY OLIVIA RODRIGO FEATURING LIL JON. [ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE THIS SONG I'VE NEVER REALLY HEARD THE VERSION WITH LIL JON BEFORE.
>> Steve: LIL JON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WITH LIL JON LET'S CHECK IT OUT
* I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE LAST WEE WHAT
LIKE WE ALWAYS * * TALKED ABOU OKAY
YOU WERE SO EXCITE FOR ME * * YEA
TO FINALLY DRIVE U TO YOUR HOUS WHAT *
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT ADDS ANOTHER LAYER.
IT ADDS ANOTHER. >> Steve: YEAH, HUGE >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: I'M HYPED NOW. >> Jimmy: UP NEXT AT 99, I GUESS WE'RE GOING IN ORDER TO
THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS >> Steve: OH, OKAY SO 100 IS THE BOTTOM I'M
ASSUMING >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT YEAH
100 DOESN'T GET LOWER. [ LAUGHTER ] NUMBER 99, THERE'S "I'LL BE
THERE FOR YOU" BY THE REMBRANDTS >> Steve: OH, GREAT.
IN PARENTHESES, "BEFORE THEY FIGURED OUT THE CLAPPING PART. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: BEFORE THEY FIGURED IT OUT >> Jimmy: SO THIS IS A VERSION
UNRELEASED BEFORE THEY FIGURED OUT THE CLAPPING LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO IT.
* SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY * [ CLAP ]
* YOUR JOB'S A JOKE YOU'RE BROKE YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A. *
[ CLAPS * IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR *
[ CLAPS * WHEN IT HASN' BEEN YOUR DA
YOUR WEE YOUR MONTH * * OR EVEN YOUR YEAR
BUT * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: IT WAS OFF [ APPLAUSE ] INTERESTING.
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST.
AND FINALLY, COMING IN AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE CHART, WE HAVE "MONSTER MASH" BY STING
>> Steve: OOH, STING >> Jimmy: THAT'S A CLASSIC SONG FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR AND I
GUESS STING WANTED TO TRY HIS VERSION OF IT. >> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: LET'S LISTEN TO IT HERE WE GO *
* WILL YOU DO THE MAS DO THE MONSTER MAS IN MY LAB LATE ONE NIGHT
WILL YOU DO THE MASH * * COME ON IN AND THRASH AS WE DO THE
MONSTER MASH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: INTERESTING.
THAT'S IT. >> Steve: BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR
"BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS." STICK AROUND, WE'RE PLAYING "CATCHPHRASE" WHEN WE COME BACK
WITH SETH AND COBIE AND TARIQ. COME ON BACK. IT'S AWESOME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE
TONIGHT SHOW." WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME OF "CATCHPHRASE."
TARIQ AND I ARE A TEAM, AND WE'LL BE FACING OFF AGAINST SOME VERY WORTHY OPPONENTS.
HE IS THE HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS", GIVE IT UP FOR SETH MEYERS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** >> Jimmy: WOW, THIS IS IT.
THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT, BUDDY.
LOOKING GOOD. >> RIGHT HERE? >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE HERE.
>> RIGHT, PERFECT. HELLO, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: AND YOU CAN SEE SETH'S PARTNER IN THE FX SERIES
"IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY." PLEASE WELCOME COBIE SMULDERS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** WELCOME.
TARIQ. COBIE. TARIQ, YOU GO THERE.
COBIE, YOU GO HERE. >> I'M HERE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE --
YEAH. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW,
HERE'S -- ALL RIGHT, NOW, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. SETH, YOU'LL START THE ROUND BY
PRESSING START ON THIS BUZZER AND THEN DRAWING A CLUE FROM THE TOP OF THIS PILE.
>> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE CLUE AS
QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, THEN HAND THE BUZZER OFF TO THE PERSON ON YOUR RIGHT, WHICH WOULD BE ME.
YOU CAN MAKE ANY PHYSICAL GESTURE, YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, EXCEPT YOU CAN'T SAY
ANY WORD IN THE ACTUAL CLUE. IF YOU'RE HOLDING THE BUZZER WHEN IT GOES OFF, YOUR TEAM
LOSES THAT ROUND, AND WE PLAY THREE ROUNDS. [ LAUGHTER ]
SETH, WHEN YOU'RE READY, PRESS START. LET'S -- LET'S START A CLUE.
COME ON, TARIQ. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> SO I HOLD IT IN MY HAND --
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> UNTIL SHE GUESSES IT? >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT.
>> ALL RIGHT, GREAT. [ BEEPING ] WHERE GERMANS DRINK BEER,
ANNUALLY. IT'S -- >> OH, OH -- THE -- THE --
>> NAMED AFTER A MONTH THAT HALLOWEEN IS IN. >> OH, MY GOD.
THE -- THE -- >> WHAT MONTH IS HALLOWEEN IN? >> NOVEMBER -- NOVEMBER -- OH,
OKTOBERFEST. OKTOBERFEST. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. [ BEEPING ] JAMES BOND.
WHEN HE ORDERS A MARTINI -- >> Tariq: SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> OKAY, IT'S IN ITALY, AND IT GOES THIS THIS WAY --
>> THE BOOT. >> AND IT'S GIANT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA. >> YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ BEEPING ] >> Tariq: YOUR FAVORITE SHOW -- YOU JUST PUT THE WHOLE WORLD ON
TO IT. >> Jimmy: SQUID GAME. >> Tariq: YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> IT'S WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT SOMEBODY BACK.
>> HAUNTED. >> OH. >> A HAUNTED --
>> GHOST -- GHOSTED. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: VIDEO GAME.
KIDS PLAY IT. BLOCKS. [ BUZZER ]
>> Tariq: OH, MY GOD. >> AH! >> AND HE CRACKS.
AH! >> SWEATING -- >> YES, I MEAN --
>> FULL BODY SWEAT. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> BUT IT WAS THE TIME.
>> WE WON THE ROUND. >> Jimmy: UH-HUH. >> JUST TO BE CLEAR.
>> BUT, LET'S NOT FORGET. COBIE SAID, "WHAT MONTH IS HALLOWEEN IN?"
>> Tariq: RIGHT, RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK SHE SAID "NOVEMBERFEST."
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER ] >> NOVEMBER. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS -- ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO. NOW, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY ONE MORE ROUND.
THIS ONE IS WORTH 10,000 POINTS. >> ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO IT'S ANYONE'S GAME,
NOW THAT WE KNOW THE RULES. >> GREAT. SURE, SURE, SURE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> JEEZ LOUISE. >> Jimmy: YEP, THIS IS THE WAY
IT WORKS. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. COBIE, DO YOU WANT TO START US
OFF. >> OKAY, SURE. >> Jimmy: PRESS THE BUTTON AND
GO FOR IT. >> OKAY. [ BEEPING ]
WE'RE -- WE'RE A BRITISH SINGING GIRL GROUP. FROM BACK IN THE DAY.
>> YEAH. >> SPORTY. >> THE SPICE GIRLS.
>> YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU HAD THAT.
YOU HAD THAT. >> Tariq: OKAY, THIS IS WHAT YOU DO IF YOU'RE IN THE WATER,
YOU'RE SWIMMING, BUT YOU'RE NOT MOVING. OH, YEAH, YOU'RE SWIMMING BUT
YOU'RE NOT -- >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Tariq: WITH YOUR ARMS.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DOGGIE PADDLE >> YEAH. >> Tariq: YES.
YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BEEPING ]
>> OH, GOSH. UM -- THIS IS WHEN -- WOW.
>> NO. >> OH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKTOBERFEST! [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, THIS IS WHEN YOU YELL
YOU ARE -- >> SCREAMING. >> LIKE SOMEBODY WHO HAS A LOT
OF -- I MEAN -- THERE'S JUST NO WAY -- >> HELP, HELP.
>> Tariq: ANGER. >> WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO GET THAT?
>> Jimmy: NO. [ BUZZER ] >> I AM SO SORRY.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WHOA, WHOA. >> I'M SORRY.
>> Jimmy: NO. I DON'T KNOW. I THINK --
>> I MEAN, IT WAS -- IT WAS CLOUT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, I'M SORRY. >> Jimmy: THE GUESSES GOT EXTREMELY HARDER.
>> YEAH. >> Tariq: I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT JUMPED FROM
"MINECRAFT" TO "CLOUT." >> I MEAN, WOW. >> Jimmy: I THINK WE GO ONE MORE
ROUND. >> YEAH, I THINK WE'RE TIED. WE'RE TIED.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Tariq: GOT TO DO IT.
>> Jimmy: AT THIS POINT, WE'RE TIED. >> Tariq: OKAY.
>> Jimmy: CLOUT. >> YEAH, CLOUT. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT SOMETHING,
YOU'VE GOT -- I DON'T KNOW. >> YEAH, I KNOW.
I'M TRYING TO THINK OF WHAT I WOULD DO. >> I COULDN'T -- YEAH.
I APOLOGIZE. >> NO. NO.
>> I FEEL LIKE THAT LANDED ON ME AFTER I -- >> I APOLOGIZE.
>> -- GAVE YOU SHADE FOR "OKTOBERFEST." >> ON BEHALF OF --
>> Jimmy: NO, I APOLOGIZE ON ALL OF US. >> Tariq: IT'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: WE'RE -- IT'S A TIE. LIKE, THIS IS THE ONE THAT
MATTERS. >> OKAY. >> THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. >> Tariq: OKAY. >> Tariq: LET'S DO IT.
YOU READY? >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE -- >> YEAH.
YOU BROUGHT US BACK. >> Tariq: COOL. >> Jimmy: -- YOUR CLOUT.
>> YOU BROUGHT US BACK. >> Tariq: VOICE OF REASON. YES.
>> Jimmy: YEAH. >> THANK YOU. >> Tariq: CLOUT -- CLOUT MAN.
>> Jimmy: GOT SOME CLOUT. >> Tariq: OKAY. [ BEEPING ]
CLEAR OUT THE -- YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS. THEY'RE --
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: COBWEBS. >> Tariq: YES.
>> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] >> WHEN YOU GO TO BED --
>> YEAH. >> I'M GOING TO GO -- >> SLEEP.
>> IN BASEBALL YOU GET A -- >> HOME RUN. >> WHEN IT'S ONLY ONE BASE, IT'S
A -- >> FIRST BASE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I USE MY BOXERS -- >> GLOVE. >> I'M GOING TO GO TO BED --
I'M GOING TO -- >> KNOCKOUT -- A KNOCKOUT. KNOCKOUT
>> SOMETHING THE BAG. >> I'M GONNA PUNCH THE -- PUNCH THE BAG.
WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR "BAG?" >> HIT THE BAG. HIT THE BAG.
HITTING THE BAG. >> HIT THE -- HIT THE -- IT'S A BED.
>> WHEN I'M GOING TO SLEEP. >> HITTING THE HAY. >> NO.
>> HACKY -- >> AAGH!
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] >> Tariq: GET OUT OF HERE.
[ BEEPING ] >> Jimmy: THE WINNERS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THE WINNERS -- ** COBIE SMULDERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A HEART
ATTACK. OH, MY GOD. >> OH.
>> Jimmy: "HIT THE HAY." >> "HIT THE HAY." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD.
>> "HIT THE HAY" IS REAL. >> Jimmy: THAT IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME, RIGHT THERE.
THAT IS SETH MEYERS, COBIE SMULDERS, TARIQ TROTTER. WE'RE TALKING TO SETH, AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. OH, MY GOSH.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS THE
HOST OF "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS," WHICH AIRS WEEKNIGHTS ON NBC, RIGHT AFTER
OUR SHOW IT'S ALSO AVAILABLE ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME, SETH MEYERS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: THE CLOSER I GET TO YOU, SETH MEYERS >> VERY NICE TO BE HERE.
>> Jimmy: SETH, IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU
I KNOW - >> IT'S GREAT TO -- IT'S GREAT TO BE IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I -- I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME AND YOU --
YOU -- YOU - YOU DON'T HAVE -- YOU HAVEN'T HAD AN AUDIENCE SINCE --
>> NO. >> Jimmy: -- THE PANDEMIC >> A WEEK FROM TODAY, THEY'RE
COMING BACK. >> Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH, IT'S PRETTY EXCITING. >> Jimmy: NOW, ARE YOU -- ARE -- IS IT GOING TO THROW
YOU? ARE YOU -- >> WELL, I -- HERE'S WHAT I
THINK. IT'LL BE NICE TO WRITE A JOKE, AND THEN IF THE AUDIENCE
LAUGHS, I WILL THINK I WAS RIGHT -- [ CHEERS ]
>> -- AND THEN IT WILL ALSO BE NICE IF I WRITE A JOKE, AND THE AUDIENCE DOESN'T LAUGH, TO BE
ABLE TO THINK THEY WERE WRONG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
YEAH >> YEAH, YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- THAT'S, I THINK, WHERE I'M
GOING TO BE AT >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE GREAT, YEAH
YEAH, I THINK THE GUESTS WILL ENJOY IT AS WELL >> I THINK THE GUESTS -- IT --
YOU KNOW, I GOT USED TO NOT BEING IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE, BUT I THINK THE GUESTS WHEN
THEY WALK OUT, THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN SCAMMED - [ LAUGHTER ]
-- LIKE THEY WALK OUT AND THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, NO, I GAVE THEM MY SOCIAL SECURITY
NUMBER." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "THERE'S NO ONE
HERE." >> "THERE IS NO ONE HERE." >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "WAVING
DID NOTHING. >> YOU KNOW WHAT BACKFIRED FOR US
>> Jimmy: HUH? >> YOU KNOW, WALLY CUE CARD WALLY
>> Jimmy: WELL, WE LOVE WALLY. >> WALLY FERESTEN. >> Jimmy: WALLY FERESTEN
>> DOES THE CUE CARDS FOR "SNL." >> Jimmy: YES.
>> YOU KNOW, WE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THERE YOU GO
AND -- YOU KNOW, HE -- YOU KNOW, OUT OF NECESSITY, HE'S JUST BEEN ON CAMERA A LOT,
'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE >> Jimmy: OH, NO
>> STRAIGHT TO HIS HEAD, JIMMY >> Jimmy: OH, YOU CREATED A MONSTER.
>> Jimmy: YOU CREATED A MONSTER. >> HALF THE TIME -- HALF THE
TIME THE CUE CARDS DON'T HAVE THE SCRIPT IT JUST SAYS, "PEOPLE WANT
WALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST GIVING OUT
HIS AGENT'S NUMBER YEAH - >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- SO HE CAN GET BOOKED FOR PARTIES AND STUFF JEEZ
>> IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A NIGHTMARE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, I'LL HAVE
TO TALK -- I'LL HAVE TO TALK WITH WALLY >> THANK YOU
IF YOU WOULD, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WOULD TOTALLY. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID SEE THAT YOU -- THAT YOU DID -- YOU
BROUGHT BACK, BECAUSE NOW BARS ARE OPEN, BUT YOU'RE DAY DRINKING SEGMENT
>> YEAH, I WENT DAY DRINKING >> Jimmy: YOU WENT DAY DRINKING WITH LORDE
>> I DID >> Jimmy: IT WAS VERY FUNNY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW -- HOW WAS THAT TO GET BACK OUT THERE? >> IT WAS GOOD
I -- I HATE TO BREAK CELEBRITY GOSSIP - >> Jimmy: OH
>> -- BECAUSE THAT'S NEVER BEEN WHAT I'M ABOUT, BUT LORDE IS YOUNGER THAN ME.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
>> LORDE IS YOUNGER THAN ME. AND WHEN DAY DRINKING STARTED, I WAS ACUTELY AWARE OF THAT.
>> Jimmy: MM-HMM >> AND THEN THE MORE I DRANK, THE MORE I THOUGHT, "WE'RE JUST
YOUNG PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ] LORDE AND I ARE TWO YOUNG
PEOPLE" -- >> Jimmy: "WE'RE THE SAME AGE. >> -- "AND WE CAN DRINK WHAT WE
WANT [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE -- IT WON'T MATTER THAT
I HAVE KIDS AT HOME WHO ARE GONNA WAKE UP AT THE SAME TIME, THEY ALWAYS WAKE UP.
>> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, MAYBE THEY'LL SLEEP IN OUT OF NOWHERE. >> YEAH.
I CAME HOME LATE AND WAS LIKE, "YOU GUYS GOT TO SLEEP IN TOMORROW."
>> Jimmy: THEY GO, "NO PROBLEM, DAD. YEAH
OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HOW ARE OLD ARE THEY
HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS >> 3 1/2 AND 5 1/2 >> Jimmy: YEAH
OH, MY GOSH. >> THE BEST, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE CUTEST
AGE, YEAH. >> IT'S SO GREAT THAT IT'S JUST, LIKE, THAT IS WHY BEING
A KID IS GREAT JUST TO BE THOSE AGES -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- GETS AN AW [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, DID YOU KNOW -- LIKE, IF
I'M LIKE, "47," NO ONE'S LIKE, "AW. >> Jimmy: "AW.
YEAH, EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID GET AN
"AW. THEY ACTUALLY -- YEAH, YOU SOLD IT
YOU SOLD IT VERY WELL. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW THAT YOU -- WE
TALKED ABOUT THIS THE LAST TIME, YOU ANNOUNCED YOU'RE WRITING A CHILDREN'S BOOK.
>> I WROTE -- WE GOT -- THE COVER CAME OUT TODAY LOOK AT THAT
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> LOOK AT THAT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "I'M NOT SCARED, YOU'RE SCARED!
>> YUP >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE -- I LOVE THE TITLE.
WAS THAT THE ORIGINAL TITLE? >> ORIGINALLY IT WAS, "I'M NOT DRUNK, YOU'RE DRUNK.
>> Jimmy: THAT IS NOT TRUE [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, IT WAS.
AND THEN THEY SAID -- "IT WAS FUNNY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
THAT WAS A FUNNY IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOUR -- DID YOU USE YOUR --
YOUR -- YOUR -- YOUR KIDS AS A A SOUNDING BOARD >> I DID
I READ IT. I -- WELL, FIRST, AS I WAS PERCOLATING THE IDEA, I WOULD
TELL IT TO THEM LIKE A BEDTIME STORY, ABOUT THIS BEAR WHO WAS SCARED AND A RABBIT WHO WASN'T
AND -- I TOLD IT THE FIRST TIME, I WAS FEELING REALLY GOOD ABOUT THE STORY I HAD.
AND MY 5 1/2-YEAR-OLD SAID, "THAT PART IS TOO SCARY. ONE PART IS TOO SCARY.
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD TO HEAR. AND THEN THE 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD,
WHO ECHOES EVERYTHING HE SAID -- SAID, "YEAH, THAT PART IS TOO SCARY."
AND I'M LIKE, "YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR OWN IDEAS." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST HEARD HIM SAY THAT >> YEAH, I DON'T NEED IT -- I
DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT TWICE. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T NEED THE NEGATIVE
FEEDBACK TWICE [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S GOT A SMITHERS TO HIS
MR. BURNS -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOES. >> -- JUST BEING A YES MAN
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES HE -- WHAT ARE THE KIDS GOING TO BE FOR
HALLOWEEN? HAVE THEY DECIDED? >> THE 5 -- THE 5-YEAR-OLD
WANTS TO BE A SEA CAPTAIN AND THE 3-YEAR-OLD WANTS TO BE A A PIRATE, WHICH IS GOOD.
IT'S THEMATICALLY GOOD - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- BUT THEN THE 5-YEAR-OLD KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE THE 3-YEAR-OLD'S COSTUME MORE
COMPLICATED. [ LAUGHTER ] SO THE 3-YEAR-OLD WILL BE LIKE,
"I WANT TO BE A PIRATE." AND HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO BE A PIRATE OR DO YOU WANT TO
BE A PIRATE ON A SHIP SO YOU CAN HAVE A BOAT? AND I'M LIKE, "DON'T UP-SELL
HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S HAPPY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, HE'S HAPPY. LIKE, "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
BUILD THE BOAT CUT IT OUT." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH WE'RE PUTTING AN EYEPATCH -- >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THAT'S - >> LIKE A GUY AT AN AUDI DEALERSHIP BEING LIKE, "WE CAN
GET YOU SNOW TIRES [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'D LOVE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "HEY, BUTT OUT, BUDDY.
>> "HE WANTS THE CAR." >> Jimmy: YEAH BUT AREN'T YOU -- AREN'T YOU
GUYS -- ARE -- ARE -- ARE YOU BOTH -- OR BEACH PEOPLE? AREN'T YOU A FAMILY?
>> MY -- MY WIFE AND HER FAMILY ARE BEACH PEOPLE >> Jimmy: YES.
>> I'M NOT A BEACH PERSON AT ALL. I -- I DISLIKE THE BEACH
GREATLY. AND MY KIDS LOVE IT, WHICH IS A BUMMER, BECAUSE I GO -- I
WOULD DO ANYTHING MY KIDS LOVE >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> YOU KNOW?
BUT I -- AT THE SAME TIME, IT'S SOMETHING TRAUMATIC WOULD HAPPEN THAT WOULD MAKE THEM NOT
GO OR NOT WANT TO GO, I'D BE ALL FOR THAT AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] MY 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD HAS A BAGEL -- THIS IS A TRUE STORY
THAT HAPPENED THIS SUMMER. I WASN'T THERE TO SEE IT I'M SO DEEPLY BUMMED THAT I
WASN'T THERE TO SEE IT [ LAUGHTER ] 'CAUSE HE WAS WALKING WITH A
A BAGEL -- AND FROM WHAT I HEAR, HE WAS - TO PUT IT IN NAUTICAL TERMS,
"ASKING FOR IT." HE - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: NAUTICAL >> HE WAS HOLDING A BAGEL UP LIKE THIS AND A SEAGULL CAME
DOWN AND, LIKE -- LIKE -- LIKE IT WAS A FALCONRY SHOW AT A WREN FAIR.
[ LAUGHTER ] -- JUST, LIKE, CAME DOWN AND GRABBED THE BAGEL AND I GUESS
HE JUST, LIKE, BURST INTO TEARS AS YOU WOULD IF YOU'RE A A 3 1/2-YEAR-OLD
I MEAN, YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE BEA -- I MEAN, IT DID SEEM LIKE HE WAS, MAYBE, BEING A LITTLE
SHOW-OFFY, LIKE, "I GOT THE BAGEL. >> Jimmy: "I GOT THE BAGEL."
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW THAT, YEAH.
>> AND -- BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT IT, IS NOW, HE THINKS THERE'S JUST ONE SEAGULL
LIKE, HE DOESN'T REALIZE THERE'S DIFFERENT SEA -- SO EVERY SEAGULL HE SEES, HE'S
LIKE, "DON'T TAKE MY BAGEL." [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND -
>> Jimmy: SEE? THAT'S HOW YOU - >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO ONE KID SAW >> YEAH, EXACTLY >> Jimmy: YEAH
SETH, I'M ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN YOU COME ON THE SHOW YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB
WITH THE SHOW, BUDDY >> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, BUDDY.
ALWAYS A PLEASURE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CONGRATS
"I'M NOT SCARED, YOU'RE SCARED!" CHECK THIS OUT, EVERYBODY.
SETH MEYERS. CHECK OUT HIS SHOW, "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS," AFTER US,
TONIGHT. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
COBIE SMULDERS COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTRESS, WHO YOU CAN
SEE IN THE FX SHOW "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY," WHICH AIRS TUESDAYS AT
10:00 P.M. PLEASE WELCOME COBIE SMULDERS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
* >> Jimmy: COME ON.
WELCOME BACK >> OH, BOY >> Jimmy: OH, BOY.
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
WELCOME BACK - THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: -- TO THE SHOW
>> THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: THANKS FOR PLAYING
"CATCHPHRASE." I WANTED TO ASK YOU -- I HAVE A TON OF QUESTIONS
>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE, LAST TIME I BELIEVE WE TALKED, WE DISCUSSED
AN RV TRIP >> OH, YEAH, FROM NEW YORK TO -- I SOUND SO CANADIAN, ALL
OF A SUDDEN. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YOU DO >> "OH, YEAH."
>> Jimmy: "OH, YEAH. OR WISCONSIN, OR SOMETHING >> "OH, YEAH
OH, GOD, YEAH. OH, MY GOD." >> Jimmy: "SORRY."
>> "SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. BUT, YES, WE DROVE FROM NEW YORK TO LOS ANGELES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S RIGHT >> YES
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A MAJOR DEAL. >> THOSE ARE BOTH CITIES YES.
>> Jimmy: AND WAS IT AS AMAZING AS YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE >> IT WAS -- IT WAS INTENSE,
'CAUSE WE DID IT IN AN RV IN, YOU KNOW, 11 DAYS. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO THAT WAS -- YOU KNOW, WE SURVIVED [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE SURVIVED. >> WE SURVIVED >> Jimmy: WAS -- IS IT JUST
GREAT MEMORIES THOUGH? IS IT LIKE - >> YEAH.
IT IS -- IT IS, NOW, REFLECTING - >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> -- BACK ON IT BUT WE'RE A BIG, LIKE, ROAD TRIP FAMILY.
WE DROVE UP TO CANADA, JUST THIS PAST SUMMER, IN AUGUST. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND THAT WAS ALSO ENJOYABLE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW.
THAT WAS REALLY -- YOU REALLY TRIED TO SELL THAT >> YOU KNOW, IT -- IT -- IT'S
GREAT. IT'S GREAT I MEAN, THIS IS THE TIME TO BE
DOING ROAD TRIPS, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> THIS IS THE TIME.
IT'S JUST THAT WE DECIDED TO, LIKE, DO 11 HOURS AND 11 HOURS LIKE, A 20-HOUR JOURNEY.
>> Jimmy: NO AND THE KIDS ARE WHAT AGE? >> THEY'RE 12 AND 6.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY >> YEAH, YOUNG >> Jimmy: YOUNG.
>> YOUNG >> Jimmy: BUT STILL THAT'S TOUGH.
12 IS, LIKE, OKAY -- >> YEAH, IT'S LIKE THAT WOULD BE THE AGE THAT YOU'D BE
ROCKING THE GAMEBOY IF YOUR PARENTS LET YOU HAVE A GAMEBOY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH WE DON'T. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE A
A GAMEBOY? >> NO. NO
>> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU LIKE WHEN YOU WERE 12
>> I -- WHOA, I WAS -- GOSH, SO, SO, SO BAD [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU WERE A BAD KID >> I WAS A BAD KID AND SO IT'S REALLY WEIRD HAVING
A CHILD WHO'S, SORT OF, APPROACHING THAT AGE OF, LIKE, DOING BAD THINGS AND LIKE SHE'S
AN ANGEL BUT I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY -- I WAS -- REALLY CARED
ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT ABOUT ME AND I WAS REALLY GRUNGY, AND I
WAS LIKE SUPER INTO AEROSMITH MUSIC VIDEOS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, REALLY >> I MEAN, WHO WASN'T? LET'S BE HONEST.
ALICIA SILVERSTONE AND LIV TYLER -- >> Jimmy: THE COOLEST KIDS IN
SCHOOL >> LIKE, THE COOLEST - >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
>> THE COOLEST FREAKING KIDS >> Jimmy: THAT WAS SO INTERESTING.
THEY WERE IN, LIKE, THREE VIDEOS >> THEY WERE -- YEAH, THEY
WERE - I REMEMBER TOO IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE, BUT IT
WAS "CRAZY" WAS BOTH OF THEM AND THEN "CRYING" -- SORRY, "CRYIN'" THERE'S AN "N."
>> Jimmy: "CRYIN'", YEAH * CRYIN' * >> "CRYIN'."
>> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND ALICIA SILVERSTONE WAS, LIKE, THE STAR OF THAT AND SHE
GOT LIKE BROKEN UP WITH AND THEN WENT ON THIS, LIKE, JOURNEY --
>> Jimmy: YES. >> -- AND MET THIS GUY, AND THEN HE STOLE HER PURSE AND SHE
KARATE KICKED HIM. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> IT WAS WONDERFUL.
AND I LOVED IT SO -- I LOVED IT SO MUCH THAT I WOULD LIKE RE-CREATE IT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IN YOUR BEDROOM OR SOMETHING?
>> NO, IN OUR BASEMENT WITH A PUNCHING BAG. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> 'CAUSE I THOUGHT THAT THAT MOVE, THAT KICK WAS SO COOL. AND I DID IT AND I KICKED IT,
AND I FELL AND I BROKE MY ELBOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] AND -- >> Jimmy: SHE'S OKAY
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: SHE'S OKAY >> Jimmy: NO, EVERYONE WAS
LIKE, "AW.." [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND IT WAS -- THIS IS LIKE
END OF SUMMER, GOING BACK INTO THE SEVENTH GRADE, WHICH IS A BIG DEAL IN CANADA, 'CAUSE
YOU'RE, LIKE, LAST YEAR OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, SO YOU'RE LIKE TOP DOG
AND I WAS LIKE, "I CANNOT GO TO SCHOOL WITH A -- WITH A CAST ON."
>> Jimmy: NO OF COURSE NOT. >> I REFUSED
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO, MY PLAN WAS, I WAS NOT GOING TO TELL MY MOTHER
ANYTHING AND I WAS JUST GOING TO HIDE IT
AND I GOT THROUGH IT FOR A A COUPLE OF HOURS, AND THEN AS SOON AS SHE CAME HOME, I WAS
LIKE, "MOMMY, I HURT MYSELF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AW
>> "I THINK I'M REALLY HURT. >> Jimmy: SEE, MOM WAS THERE FOR YOU, RIGHT
SHE WAS FINE >> SHE WAS FINE. AND WE GOT A CAST.
AND IT WAS FINE. I TOLD EVERYBODY I HURT MYSELF SKATEBOARDING, TO BE COOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU WEREN'T KICKING A PUNCHING
BAG PRETENDING YOU'RE ALICIA SILVERSTONE >> NO, I WASN'T.
>> Jimmy: NO, OF COURSE NOT. >> NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: COBIE, I TOLD YOU THIS BACKSTAGE, BUT I'LL SAY IT
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. "IMPEACHMENT." I'M WATCHING THE SHOW.
I THINK BEANIE WAS ON THE SHOW >> MM-HMM. >> Jimmy: WHO'S AMAZING.
>> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: PLAYS MONICA LEWINSKY.
AND IT'S ABOUT THE BILL CLINTON, MONICA LEWINSKY, THE WHOLE SCANDAL.
>> MM-HMM. ANN COULTER, SOMEONE'S PLAYING ANN COULTER ON THE SHOW.
>> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "SHE'S PHENOMENAL
SHE'S GREAT. IT'S YOU >> IT IS, YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> YES, THAT WAS ME. >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE
PHENOMENAL, BUT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU WERE IN THIS AND I GO, "WAIT, THIS IS -- I
CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS." >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU DOVE RIGHT IN. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE >> I JUMPED IN
I JUMPED IN BLOND WIG AND ALL. >> Jimmy: WELL, DID YOU -- HOW DID IT WORK OUT?
WHEN DID YOU SHOOT THIS? >> WELL, WE SHOT IT -- I SHOT MY PORTION OF IT
IT'S BEEN A LONG RUNNING SERIES PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WORKING
REALLY, REALLY HARD ON IT, BUT I JUMPED IN, LIKE JANUARY OF THIS YEAR.
AND I'M IN ABOUT SIX EPISODES. AND IT'S BEEN -- IT'S BEEN SUPER FUN.
>> Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET THE
VOICE DOWN AND EVERYTHING? DID YOU, LIKE, STUDY >> YEAH, I LISTENED TO -- SHE
WROTE A LOT OF BOOKS >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE DID. AND I LISTENED TO A LOT OF
THEM, CAUSE SHE READ THEM OUT LOUD SO, I LISTENED TO HER VOICE AND
I -- THERE'S A LOT OF INTERVIEWS SHE DOES -- GIRLFRIEND LIKES
TO, LIKE, INTERVIEW. >> Jimmy: YEAH OF COURSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE PUTS HERSELF OUT THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO SHE -- SHE LIKES TO PUT HERSELF OUT THERE, SO YOU CAN WATCH A LOT OF FOOTAGE OF
HER IN THOSE MOMENTS >> Jimmy: IS THERE A WORD OR SOMETHING THAT GETS YOU INTO
THE CHARACTER. >> THERE WAS A FEW IT SORT OF STARTED WITH
"AMERICAN REPUBLICANS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "AMERICAN" -
>> "WAIT -- SHE DOESN'T OPEN HER MOUTH VERY WIDE. AND THEN IT, KIND OF, WENT TO
JUST A SOUND, WHICH WOULD BE LIKE, UM, UM [ LAUGHTER ]
UM." >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WOW.
>> YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] BECAUSE I THINK SHE IS ALWAYS
IN A POSITION WHERE SHE THINKS SHE'S SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU KNOW
AND SO IT'S JUST, LIKE, "SHE CAN'T -- NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> "LIKE, SHE JUST CAN'T." >> Jimmy: "NO.
JUST CAN'T." >> "NO." >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S COBIE SMULDERS IN "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME
STORY. TAKE A LOOK.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU REPUBLICANS. >> YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN
>> I'M A CONSERVATIVE. YOU'RE ALL TOO NICE. WHAT DOES THAT GET YOU
IT GETS YOU DOLE >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOLE? >> HE LOST
IDIOTIC AMERICAN FEMALES COULDN'T WAIT TO RE-ELECT THEIR FAT BOYFRIEND.
>> BE THAT AS IT MAY, THIS CASE IS ALL WE HAVE NOW >> RIGHT
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO >> WHAT YOU DO BEST. STIR THE POT
HELP US GET JUSTICE FOR PAULA. >> THIS ISN'T ABOUT JUSTICE. >> THEN WHAT IS IT ABOUT
>> IMPEACHMENT, JEROME >> Jimmy: YEAH THERE YOU GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COBIE SMULDERS, "IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY," AIRS
TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON FX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM FARRUKO
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NUMBER ONE HIT, "PEPAS," FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "LA UNA SEIS SIETE,"
GIVE IT UP FOR FARRUKO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> NOW WE'RE GOING TO SAY
SIETE. ARE YOU READY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: FARRUKO. "LA UNA SEIS SIETE," IS OUT
NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
SETH MEYERS, COBIE SMULDERS, FARRUKO ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY