1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,078 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:13,813 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:21,087 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JERRY SEINFELD 4 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:27,127 LEA SEYDOUX, MUSICAL GUEST, TWICE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:35,235 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1527 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:36,336 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,242 * 8 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:49,182 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 9 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:58,291 OH, MY GOODNESS! OH YES! 10 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:06,533 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU -- THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE. 11 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:12,138 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. 12 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:19,145 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:22,382 YOU'RE -- TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT TONIGHT IS ELECTRIC. OH 14 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:23,917 IT'S EXCITING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S REMARKABLE! 15 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,752 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S MEMORABLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:29,389 IT'S UNBEATABLE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JERRY SEINFELD IS HERE TONIGHT 17 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,624 ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. * 18 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:37,464 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LEA SEYDOUX IS ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" TONIGHT. 19 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:44,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * AND MUSIC BY TWICE ON "THE 20 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:52,579 TONIGHT SHOW" TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT ONCE -- NO, IT'S ACTUALLY 21 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,114 THEIR FIRST TIME [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: OH, REALLY 22 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,916 >> Jimmy: GUYS, ACTUALLY, IT IS A BIG WEEKEND FOR THE NFL. EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS 23 00:01:56,916 --> 00:02:00,120 FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE HE LEFT FOR TAMPA BAY, TOM BRADY IS RETURNING TO NEW ENGLAND TO 24 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:05,058 FACE THE PATRIOTS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] THEN -- THEN AFTER THE GAME, 25 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,560 HE'LL WALK OUT OF THE STADIUM WHILE PATRIOTS FANS CLING TO HIS LEGS LIKE LITTLE KIDS. 26 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:13,967 [ LAUGHTER ] "DON'T GO, PLEASE! BRADY HAS BEEN PLAYING FOR A 27 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,802 A LONG TIME. YEAH, BRADY IS SO OLD. WHEN THEY DO THE COIN TOSS, 28 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:24,310 HE'S GOING TO PRETEND THAT HE FOUND IT IN THE REF'S EAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:32,085 BRADY IS SO OLD, HE'S THE ONLY PERSON ON THE FIELD WHO'S ABLE TO GET THE PFIZER BOOSTER. 30 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,388 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ISN'T IT AMAZING 31 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,158 >> Steve: WOW! >> Jimmy: YEAH HE'S SO OLD, HE CALLS PEEING 32 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,426 THE "TWO-MINUTE DRILL. I DON'T KNOW WHY [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,561 >> Steve: OH, WHAT >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 34 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,396 BRADY HAS BEEN AROUND SO LONG THAT DURING HIS CAREER, "THE SOPRANOS" STARTED, ENDED 35 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:47,567 AND CAME BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YET, IT'S AMAZING. 36 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,502 [ APPLAUSE ] YUP, BRADY WILL RETURN TO HIS OLD STADIUM TO FACE THE 37 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:53,606 PATRIOTS IT'S GONNA BE AN EMOTIONAL NIGHT FOR THE FANS AND THEY'VE 38 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:58,478 ALL READY MADE SOME SIGNS FOR THE GAME CHECK THESE OUT. 39 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,815 THIS ONE SAYS, "WHY DID I PAY $1,000 TO SEE MY EX? [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:05,618 THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "YOU LEFT US FOR FLORIDA THAT'S LIKE LEAVING TARGET FOR 41 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:08,421 WALMART. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, THIS ONE SAYS, "AT 42 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:13,460 LEAST GIVE US JOINT CUSTODY OF GRONK. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:18,965 A VERY EMOTIONAL WEEKEND CHANGING GEARS, THERE'S SOME BIG NEWS IN THE FIGHT AGAINST 44 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:21,568 COVID. RESEARCHERS ARE DEVELOPING VACCINE PATCHES THAT COULD 45 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:25,071 REPLACE SHOTS. PATCHES. PERFECT. 46 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,974 YOU LITERALLY GET VAXED AND WAXED. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:31,644 >> Steve: OW >> Jimmy: SERIOUSLY, A PATCH IS GREAT. 48 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:36,416 IT'S GOING TO BE FUN WHEN EVERYONE THINKS YOUR 8-YEAR-OLD IS TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING. 49 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,218 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, WHEN YOUR CRAZY UNCLE COMES OVER FOR THANKSGIVING, 50 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,153 YOU COULD JUST SLAP IT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK IT'S LIKE, "GOOD TO SEE YOU. 51 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:43,490 [ LAUGHTER ] KEEP DOING YOUR RESEARCH KEEP DOING YOUR RESEARCH 52 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:51,097 [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] GOING WELL?" 53 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,433 MEANWHILE, DRUGMAKER, MERCK, ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT IT HAS CREATED THE FIRST PILL TO TREAT 54 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:58,605 THE COVID SYMPTOMS YUP. AND TO GET ANTI-VAXXERS TO TAKE 55 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,040 IT, EACH PILL'S GOT A LITTLE PICTURE OF A HORSE ON IT >> Steve: OH 56 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,510 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, AS WE SPEAK, MERCK IS THROWING THE PILLS AT 57 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:07,580 PEOPLE ON CARNIVAL CRUISES LIKE IT'S MARDI GRAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,551 OH, I SAW THAT THIS WEEK FORMER VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE WAS ON A PODCAST 59 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:15,855 AND HE SAID THAT HE HAS SPOKEN TO TRUMP ABOUT A DOZEN TIMES SINCE BIDEN TOOK OFFICE. 60 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:18,091 I'M SURPRISED THEY SPEAK THAT MUCH I MEAN, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, 61 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,360 THEY -- THEY BOTH SEE THE CALL COMING IN AND BE LIKE, "UGH, THIS FREAKING GUY. 62 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,698 [ LAUGHTER ] "HELLO." BUT THE REAL HIGHLIGHT OF THE 63 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:28,668 PODCAST CAME LATER LISTEN TO WHAT PENCE SAID ABOUT ASKING WHAT HIS FAVORITE MEAL 64 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:28,935 ASKING WHAT HIS FAVORITE MEAL COULD BE 65 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,440 >> IF YOU COULD CHOOSE YOUR 66 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,742 LAST MEAL ON EARTH - >> COME ON >> -- WHAT WOULD IT BE 67 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,244 >> SUPREME PIZZA, AND O'DOULS. THAT WOULD SEND ME TO HEAVEN SMILING. 68 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:43,249 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: INDIANA PIZZA AND NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER 69 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:48,288 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I -- I'D BE READY FOR DEATH, TOO, I THINK 70 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,791 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT 71 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,594 >> Jimmy: I GUESS? YEAH, I HAVE A FEELING MIKE PENCE'S BACHELOR PARTY WAS 72 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:59,332 DOING A JIGSAW PUZZLE ON A A WEDNESDAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 73 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:05,238 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, THE CEO AND CO-FOUNDER OF WHOLE FOODS IS STEPPING DOWN AFTER 41 YEARS 74 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,040 YEAH, HE FINALLY SAVED UP ENOUGH TO BUY A BEACH HOUSE IN MIAMI OR ONE SLICE GRAPEFRUIT 75 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:13,513 AT WHOLE FOODS [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, GET THIS. 76 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:18,251 SOMEONE JUST PAID $3,000 AT AN AUCTION FOR UNDERWEAR THAT WAS WORN BY MICHAEL JORDAN 77 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:22,889 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] YOU CAN HEAR MORE ABOUT JORDAN'S UNDERWEAR IN THE NEW 78 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:26,393 ESPN DOCUMENTARY, "THE LAST PANTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:29,629 AND FINALLY, A MAN IN TEXAS WAS PULLED OVER BECAUSE HE WAS DRIVING IN A CARPOOL LANE WITH 80 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:38,538 A HALLOWEEN SKELETON - [ LAUGHTER ] IN THE PASSENGER SEAT. 81 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,473 AND TO AVOID THE TICKET, THE DRIVER TOLD THE SKELETON, "QUICK, QUICK, CHANGE SEATS 82 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,742 WITH ME. GO." [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,378 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 84 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,448 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 85 00:05:48,448 --> 00:06:01,161 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 86 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:08,068 TONIGHT! HE IS THE CREATOR AND STAR OF "SEINFELD," AND STARTING 87 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:14,341 TONIGHT, ALL 180 EPISODES ARE STREAMING ON NETFLIX JERRY SEINFELD IS HERE TONIGHT 88 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:17,544 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: HE'S THE GREATEST. 89 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:21,915 >> Steve: THE BEST >> Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST STAND-UP THEN HE HAD -- DID THE 90 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:26,386 BEST SITCOM, THEN HE'S DOING "COMEDIANS IN CARS." HE'S GOT A MOVIE AND OTHER 91 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,422 STAND-UP HE'S THE GREATEST. I LOVE JERRY SEINFELD. 92 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:33,526 PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW JAMES BOND FILM, "NO TIME TO DIE," IN THEATERS AND IMAX, 93 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:37,430 OCTOBER 8th. LEA SEYDOUX IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 94 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,933 I SAW IT >> Steve: YEAH DID YOU SEE IT 95 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,068 >> Jimmy: I SAW THE BOND MOVIE YEAH >> Steve: I CAN'T WAIT 96 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:45,405 >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE >> Steve: DID YOU BELIEVE IT 97 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,475 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I BELIEVED IT. [ LAUGHTER ] AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM 98 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:56,282 TWICE. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: "THE FEELS." 99 00:06:56,282 --> 00:07:01,221 AND THEN LATER IN THE SHOW, AN ALL NEW "THANK YOU NOTES." THAT SHOULD BE FUN, SO STICK 100 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:04,124 AROUND FOR THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A BIG FRIDAY SHOW 101 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,092 GUYS, AS I SAID EARLIER, THE BIGGEST FOOTBALL GAME OF THE SEASON IS HAPPENING ON SUNDAY 102 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,827 NIGHT WHEN TOM BRADY AND THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS HEAD TO FOXBOROUGH TO TAKE ON HIS OLD 103 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:15,669 TEAM, THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS NOW, AS YOU KNOW, THEY END EVERY SEASON WITH AWARDS LIKE 104 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:19,239 "MOST VALUABLE PLAYER. SOMETHING THAT -- BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS DURING THE 105 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,342 SEASON DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> Steve: NO, I DID NOT. 106 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:24,044 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 107 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:24,644 SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 108 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:35,522 SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER, FROM THE BUCS, IS GRANT STUARD 109 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,290 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO HAVE FACE SWAPPED WITH A PHOTO OF JULIA ROBERTS FROM THE SET 110 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:43,363 OF "PRETTY WOMAN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S A RARE AWARD. 111 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,865 >> Steve: YEAH, THAT IS VERY RARE >> Jimmy: YEAH 112 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:50,136 NEXT UP, FROM THE BUCS, IS ROB GRONKOWSKI HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 113 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,406 BREAK A MIRROR BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE GUY INSIDE STOLE HIS SHIRT. 114 00:07:53,406 --> 00:08:00,013 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, FROM THE PATRIOTS, IS ROOKIE QUARTERBACK MAC JONES 115 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:07,020 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO CALL 2% MILK, "THE HARD STUFF. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 116 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,155 >> Steve: GIVE ME A PEN. >> Jimmy: "GIVE ME ANOTHER LINE DRIVING. 117 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:14,027 NEXT UP, FROM THE BUCS, IS RYAN JENSEN. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 118 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:17,497 WALK INTO A BAR AND GO STRAIGHT TO THAT VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU SHOOT DEER 119 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:24,170 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] 120 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,406 >> Steve: WHAT IS THAT ONE >> Jimmy: WOW. NEXT UP, FROM THE PATRIOTS, IS 121 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:31,077 HARVEY LANGI [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 122 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:36,916 LOOK AT A HELMET AND SAY, "NAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT AIN'T GOING TO WORK." 123 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:40,687 NEXT, FROM THE PATRIOTS, IS DAVID ANDREWS. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 124 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:47,527 STAR IN A DREAMWORKS ANIMATION MOVIE CALLED, "THE BEARD BABY. [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:53,533 NEXT UP, FROM THE PATRIOTS, IS MATTHEW SLATER HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 126 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,535 PLAY WAYNE BRADY IN AN OFF-BROADWAY PRODUCTION OF "WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" 127 00:08:55,535 --> 00:09:00,006 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS GOING TO BROADWAY 128 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,574 >> Steve: I HOPE IT GOES TO BROADWAY >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, FROM THE 129 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,144 BUCS, WE HAVE QUARTERBACK TOM BRADY. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 130 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,713 SUCCEED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 131 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:09,082 THERE YOU GO THOSE ARE YOUR "NFL SUPERLATIVES." 132 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,317 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES. BIG SHOW TONIGHT 133 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:31,438 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 134 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:34,240 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE TODAY IS FRIDAY. 135 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,043 HAPPY FRIDAY I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. 136 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:40,046 FRIDAY IS USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP ON SOME PERSONAL STUFF. YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, I 137 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:45,285 RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 138 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:48,054 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND TODAY, SO I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS 139 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,856 WOULDN'T MIND, I'D JUST LIKE TO WRITE OUT MY WEEKLY THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW IF THAT'S ALL 140 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:56,896 RIGHT WITH YOU GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST IN THE 141 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,132 BIZ. JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE 142 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:05,405 * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: NOT THAT'S A STILL 143 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:09,476 PHOTO. * [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,578 >> Jimmy: DID I TELL YOU MY NEW THING I'M GOING TO SAY >> Steve: NO 145 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,947 WHAT'S THAT? >> Jimmy: PEOPLE SAY, "OH, MY GOD. 146 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,916 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: OR "OMG. >> Steve: YEP, OMG, SURE 147 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,419 >> Jimmy: I SAY O-M NOW. >> Steve: OH OH, MY 148 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,254 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] O-M? 149 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:27,560 >> Steve: O-M. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: I'M GOING TO START 150 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,763 SAYING FIGURATIVELY INSTEAD OF LITERALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,465 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN PEOPLE WILL GO, "HE LITERALLY 152 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,068 BLEW MY BRAINS OUT." YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 153 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,203 HE FIGUATIVELY - >> Steve: NO, HE FIGURATIVELY BLEW MY BRAINS, IT WAS CRAZY 154 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,606 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: O-M! >> Steve: O-M! 155 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,408 >> Jimmy: O-M. >> Steve: OMMM >> Jimmy: MMM. 156 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,209 HELLO. >> Steve: HELLO. HI 157 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:51,584 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THE PHRASE DOING MY OWN RESEARCH, FOR 158 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,254 BEING A FANCY WAY OF SAYING I'M CHECKING MY AUNT'S FACEBOOK WALL 159 00:10:54,254 --> 00:11:05,432 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,966 THANK YOU, IHOP'S NOW REESE'S PIECES PANCAKES. LOOKS GOOD, BUT SHOULD WE 161 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,637 REALLY BE ADDING CANDY TO A PERFECTLY HEALTHY PILE OF CAKE, BUTTER, AND SYRUP? 162 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:15,809 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: COME ON. OVERKILL 163 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,178 COME ON. * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 164 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,913 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SEVENTH INNING STRETCH, FOR CORRECTLY ASSUMING I HAVEN'T GOTTEN UP 165 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:28,288 ONCE IN THE LAST THREE HOURS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: O-M. 166 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,357 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, 167 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:37,497 PUMPKIN-FLAVORED BEER COMING OUT ONCE A YEAR, FOR BEING JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO 168 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:41,401 FORGET THAT PUMPKIN- FLAVORED BEER TASTES TERRIBLE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 169 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,371 IT'S LIKE -- YEAH. THAT'S WHY WE DON'T -- THAT'S WHY THERE'S NOTHING -- 170 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,273 ALL YEAR YEAH, IT'S NOT THAT GOOD >> Steve: ZUCCHINI-FLAVORED 171 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,709 BEER >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ONLY HAVE ZUCCHINI FLAVORED BEER, RIGHT? 172 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,112 >> Steve: REALLY, WELL, YEAH, THAT'S ALL I DRINK I USUALLY DO ZUCCHINI, EGG 173 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:59,219 PLANT, OR SOMETIMES BEEF [ LAUGHTER ] * 174 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:05,158 THANK YOU, HAY RIDES, FOR MAKING ME ASK CUTE QUESTIONS WHY DID WE GET ON THIS AND WHEN 175 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:12,599 DO WE GET OFF? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: HAY RIDE 176 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,068 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, TUMS, FOR BEING SIDEWALK CHALK THAT WENT 177 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:20,273 TO MED SCHOOL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU LIKE THAT ONE? 178 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:29,082 * THANK YOU, FRAPPUCCINOS, FOR ANSWERING THE QUESTION, "WHAT 179 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,084 IF A MILKSHAKE COULD GIVE YOU A PANIC ATTACK?" THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 180 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,787 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 181 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,790 JERRY SEINFELD COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:57,344 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS THE EMMY-WINNING CREATOR AND 183 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:04,451 STAR OF THE ICONIC TELEVISION SERIES "SEINFELD." AND STARTING TONIGHT, YOU CAN 184 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:08,321 SEE ALL 180 EPISODES STREAMING ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME, JERRY SEINFELD 185 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:08,355 ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME, JERRY SEINFELD 186 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:14,961 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 187 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:28,675 * >> Jimmy: COME ON! TO BE -- 188 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,877 >> THAT'S THE ENTRANCE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE ENTRANCE. >> YOU GOT TO HAVE AN ENTRANCE 189 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:34,080 IN OUR BUSINESS. >> Jimmy: YES. AND TO BE -- TO ENTER AS 190 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:39,319 JERRY SEINFELD, WHAT A TREAT >> IT IS A TREAT >> Jimmy: YEAH 191 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,087 TO BE -- YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH. 192 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,389 IT IS. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> IT IS 193 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,357 IT FEELS GOOD. >> Jimmy: IT FEELS GREAT >> YEAH. 194 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,226 WHEN PEOPLE APPLAUD, I -- I GO, "YEAH. IT IS EXCITING TO BE ME. 195 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,095 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I GET IT >> YEAH, I -- I GET IT 196 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,498 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK -- YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY. >> OH, THANK YOU 197 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,000 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FAN -- YOU -- YOU GO TO THE GYM ALL THE TIME 198 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,103 OR I'M ASSUMING YOU -- >> YEAH, I GO TO THE GYM YOU -- YOU AND I HAVE HAD THESE 199 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,439 CONVERSATIONS MANY TIMES >> Jimmy: I HAVE DONE -- YES I'VE ASKED YOU 200 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,408 >> AND I DON'T LIKE HAVING THE CONVERSATION WITH YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 201 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,210 >> Jimmy: I STOPPED BRINGING IT UP, REALLY >> I KNOW, 'CAUSE JIMMY WOULD 202 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:09,949 SAY, "YOU KNOW, "I -- I -- I WANT TO START GOING TO THE GYM. 203 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:14,287 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT TO ME >> Jimmy: UH-HUH 204 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,389 >> YEAH. "HOW DO YOU GET IN SHAPE I WANT TO START GOING TO THE 205 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,058 GYM. I GO, "WELL, GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,093 YOU KNOW AND HE GOES, "I -- I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO. 207 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,961 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> "BUT YOU WANT TO GO?" 208 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,496 HE SAYS, "YES. I WANT TO GO." >> Jimmy: YEAH 209 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,331 SO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SAYING, IS YOU WANT TO WANT TO GO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 210 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,834 RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT YOU WANT TO WANT TO GO 211 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,669 >> Jimmy: OH THAT'S CORRECT >> RIGHT 212 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:34,708 SO GO. "I DON'T WANT TO GO. HE SAYS, "I DON'T WANT TO. 213 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,242 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO GO >> YEAH. 214 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,078 >> Jimmy: BUT I WANT TO WANT TO GO >> YOU WANT TO WANT TO GO. 215 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:42,982 >> Jimmy: I -- I SHOULD GO >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I ACTUALLY - 216 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,185 >> HAVE YOU EVER GONE? NO >> Jimmy: NO 217 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,153 >> NOT ONE TIME. NO, I DON'T DO THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 218 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:48,688 I HAVE -- I HAVE A THING, I HAVE EQUIPMENT >> YOU HAVE A THING. 219 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,357 EVERYBODY'S GOT A THING. >> Jimmy: YEAH I GOT A THING. 220 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,092 BUT, I ACTUALLY -- I GO, "IS THERE -- MAYBE THERE IS A TRICK. 221 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,094 MAYBE THERE'S A PILL MAYBE THERE'S A" - >> NO. 222 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,096 NOT GOING TO THE GYM IS THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD THERE IS TO DO 223 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,897 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO YOU LET TIME GO BY, YOU GO, "WELL, I CAN'T GO NOW. 224 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,101 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS GOING TO GO, BUT I CAN'T I -- I CAN'T GO. 225 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:06,172 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL OH, MY GOD 226 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,541 WELL, YOU -- I HEARD YOU RECENTLY HAD A BIRTHDAY. >> NO. 227 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,810 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I SAW -- I THOUGHT I SAW YOU TURNED 67. 228 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:16,049 >> NO, I AM 67 >> Jimmy: OH, WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY 229 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,051 >> AND I KNOW THAT'S, I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHOCK VALUE OF THE NUMBER. 230 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,720 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT, YOU KNOW, IT JUST TOOK 231 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:27,060 A LONG TIME -- SHOW BIZ IS HARD, YOU KNOW IT ALWAYS TAKES LONGER THAN 232 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:33,566 PEOPLE THINK - >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- YOU KNOW, TO BE 233 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,402 A COMEDIAN, AND TO GO ON -- I HAD TO GO ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AND LETTERMAN LIKE 80 TIMES. 234 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,970 AND THEN I HAD TO ROAST MY NUTS DOING A TV SERIES FOR NINE YEARS. 235 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,639 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I HAD TO GET MARRIED. I GOT MARRIED AT 45. 236 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,542 THAT -- IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO FIND A GREAT PERSON. >> Jimmy: YEAH 237 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,712 YOU DID. >> AND THEN I HAD THREE KIDS I HAD TO STRAIGHTEN THEIR 238 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,148 INSANE ASSES OUT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 239 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:53,186 AND THEN I HAD TO MAKE A MOVIE WITH A BEE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 240 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:58,792 YOU KNOW, ALL THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME AND I APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT SEEMS 241 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:04,197 TO BE A CERTAIN UNCOMFORTABLE, SUBTLE, SEXUAL ASPECT OF "THE BEE MOVIE," WITH - 242 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:10,036 [ LAUGHTER ] REALLY WAS NOT INTENTIONAL [ LAUGHTER ] 243 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,772 BUT AFTER IT CAME OUT, I REALIZED, THIS IS REALLY NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN 244 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:16,676 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YEAH NO 245 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,311 NO, NO IT'S NOT. INTERESTING. >> CAUSE THE BEE SEEMED TO HAVE 246 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,682 A THING FOR THE GIRL >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, AND WE DON'T 247 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,885 REALLY WANT TO PURSUE THAT AS AN IDEA IN CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINMENT. 248 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,855 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO OF COURSE NOT. 249 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,057 >> YEAH. YEAH SO ANYWAY -- BUT THOSE THINGS 250 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:34,060 TAKE TIME. AND THAT'S WHY I'M 67. >> Jimmy: YEAH -- WELL - 251 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,429 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHENEVER YOUR BIRTHDAY COMES UP -- 252 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,964 >> YEAH. WELL, IT'LL COME AROUND. >> Jimmy: FIRST. 253 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,200 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 254 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,268 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: FIRST, YEAH. >> SO, YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE 255 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,970 REMEMBER SOME OLD, OUT OF IT, THING? OLD PEOPLE DO THIS 256 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,638 THEY REMEMBER SOME OLD, OUT OF IT, THING. AND THEY GO, "I DON'T WANT TO 257 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:52,746 DATE MYSELF. I DON'T WANT TO DATE MY -- YEAH 258 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:56,816 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DON'T DATE YOURSELF WE CAN'T TELL WITH YOUR 259 00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:02,322 TRIPLE-X WIDE, LIGHT GRAY NEW BALANCE AND THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:05,091 YOU KNOW, THE GUY WITH THE PADDLES GOING, "CLEAR. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 261 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:10,530 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE 28 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M SO SORRY 262 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,032 I HEARD THAT YOU -- THAT YOU HAD A BURGLARY >> I DIDN'T. 263 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,602 I DID NOT. NO [ LAUGHTER ] 264 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,805 >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIZARRE PIECE OF PAPER >> YEAH, THAT'S WEIRD. 265 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,474 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT STUFF FROM >> Jimmy: MAYBE THAT'S FOR THE 266 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,110 NEXT GUESS >> BUT I SEE THAT -- I SEE THAT THE RING DOORBELL COMMERCIAL, 267 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:29,315 AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND - DON'T THE -- AREN'T THE CROOKS WATCHING THESE COMMERCIALS, 268 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,117 TOO? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 269 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:35,455 >> SO THEY KNOW THE TRICK. I MEAN, WHY AM I PRETENDING I'M THERE? 270 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:39,059 THE CROOK KNOWS, I'M NOT THERE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 271 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,861 >> SO, I'M JUST USING THE PHONE. SO THEY'RE GOING TO GO, "OKAY, 272 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,532 WE'LL RING THE BELL. THEY SAY THEY'RE THERE WE SAY, 'OKAY. 273 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,734 COME ON OUT. YOU COME OUT, WE'LL LEAVE. YOU'RE NOT, WE ROB YOU.' 274 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,136 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY 275 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,906 CORRECT. >> "YOU ENJOY YOUR VACATION. WE LIKE ROBBING. 276 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,976 LET'S STAY OUT OF EACH OTHER'S WAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 277 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,512 I WANT TO -- I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "SEINFELD" ON NETFLIX. 278 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:05,085 >> YEAH, THIS IS A BIG EXCITING THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 279 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,220 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. I -- I WANT TO TALK A LOT ABOUT IT, SO LET'S TALK ABOUT IT 280 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,155 AFTER THE BREAK. OKAY >> OKAY. 281 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,691 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO MORE WITH JERRY SEINFELD, WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. 282 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,927 GONNA TALK ABOUT "SEINFELD" ON NETFLIX. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 283 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:31,344 * >> Jimmy: SO FUNNY WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT 284 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,547 SHOW." WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH JERRY SEINFELD 285 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:41,955 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS VERY EXCITING. AS OF TODAY, 180 EPISODES OF 286 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,790 "SEINFELD" AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX. >> YEAH. 287 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:48,261 SO THAT'S 200 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS THAT THEY HAVE THE SHOW HAS NEVER BEEN OUT TO 288 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:52,899 THAT MANY PEOPLE BEFORE. IT'S REALLY -- SO, LIKE, DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, DIFFERENT 289 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,701 PLACES THAT HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM IT'S KIND OF COOL. 290 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,237 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S BIZARRE >> YEAH. I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC 291 00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:02,008 >> YEAH. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT. IT'S WEIRD TO ME THAT THE 292 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:06,112 SHOW -- IT'S LIKE YOU DID THAT "SOPRANOS" SHOW. LIKE, IT'S TRUE THAT THESE SHOW 293 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,581 GOES AWAY, AND THEN WE BREED A A NEW AUDIENCE, AND THEN IT'S A NEW SHOW 294 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,084 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND THIS -- BUT NOW IT'S INTERNATIONAL, 'CAUSE NETFLIX 295 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:17,524 KNOWS HOW TO DO IT >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID THEY DUB IT, AND 296 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,192 THEY -- THEY HAVE IT ALL >> YEAH, SO URUGUAY OR WHEREVER YOU ARE. 297 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:22,028 >> Jimmy: HOW EXCITING >> THERE IT IS VERY EXCITING. 298 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:26,332 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I ALSO -- I -- WHEN THE SHOW WAS ON -- RERAN LOCALLY. 299 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,101 I DIDN'T WATCH, BECAUSE I WAS SUCH A SUPER FAN, THAT I WAS LIKE, "NANCY, MY WIFE WATCHES 300 00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,704 YOU ALL THE TIME." >> RIGHT >> Jimmy: AND I GO, "I'VE GOT 301 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:34,407 TO TAKE A BREAK. BECAUSE -- >> WHY 302 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,676 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELL, BECAUSE I -- I STARTED TALKING -- I STARTING 303 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,447 LIKE YOU AND I -- YOU KNOW? >> YEAH. 304 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,315 >> Jimmy: AND I DO THAT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND I TALK LIKE YOU. 305 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,784 AND I DO THAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I GO, "I CAN'T BE -- I HAVE 306 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,453 TO BE ME FOR ONCE. YOU KNOW >> YEAH. 307 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,254 >> Jimmy: AND SO I -- I WAS ME FOR THE LAST COUPLE YEARS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 308 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,190 AND NOW I FEEL WITH NETFLIX, I'M GOING TO BE YOU AGAIN. >> NOW YOU CAN GO BACK TO BEING 309 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,624 ME >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. 310 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,294 >> Jimmy: BUT 180 EPISODES IS A LOT OF TV. >> YEAH IT'S A LOT 311 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:58,631 WE MADE NINE YEARS WORTH OF SHOWS. IN THOSE DAYS, YOU'D YOU MAKE 312 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,134 22, 24 A YEAR. >> Jimmy: WOW! AND GREAT SHOWS. 313 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,937 >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. YEAH 314 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:07,340 >> Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE WAS A BAD ONE. IT WAS LIKE EVERYTHING WAS - 315 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,009 >> WELL, EVERYTHING VARIES IN LIFE >> Jimmy: YEAH 316 00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:10,677 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT I -- I HEARD THAT 317 00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:17,650 YOU DID A SEINFELD PROMO ON NETFLIX, WHERE YOU ARE A LEGO. >> WELL, WHAT HAPPENED IS THE 318 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:22,422 LEGO COMPANY CAME OUT WITH A A MODEL OF THE SET -- OF THE APARTMENT SET FROM THE SERIES. 319 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,091 >> Jimmy: YEAH AND NETFLIX SAYING, "HEY, WE NEED TO DO A PROMO FOR YOUR 320 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:32,766 SHOW COMING ON THE PLATFORM. AND I THOUGHT, "WHAT IF I COULD GET IN THAT TOY? 321 00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:39,506 I WANT TO GET IN THERE SOMEHOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH 322 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:43,243 OF COURSE. >> CAN YOU GET ME IN THERE?" AND THEY SAID, "YES. 323 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,079 WE'RE NETFLIX. WE CAN GET YOU IN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,581 SO THEY DID IT THEY GOT ME IN THERE AND HERE IT IS 325 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,182 AND HERE IT IS >> Jimmy: LET'S CHECK IT OUT 326 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:50,684 >> IT'S LEGO SEINFELD! 327 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,352 [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S BLOCKY. 328 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,753 HE'S STOPPY. HE'S ONE HALF REAL ORGANIC MATTER 329 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,690 HE HAS SEA HANDS AND HE'S EVERY BIT AS FUNNY AS HIS HUMAN COUNTERPART. 330 00:20:56,690 --> 00:21:00,760 >> I AM THE HUMAN COUNTERPART. THEY SHRUNK ME DOWN. >> QUIET 331 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:13,073 * >> I GUESS I'LL HAVE CEREAL. >> HIS MILK NEVER SPOILS 332 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:19,079 HIS BANDS CLEAN IN ONE WIPE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS WHAT ARE WE SELLING HERE 333 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:23,116 >> OH, SORRY, JERRY. YOU HAVE NO SAY. WE BOUGHT THE SERIES, AND WE 334 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:26,086 CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT WITH IT, AND YOU. >> BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE 335 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:34,494 A LEGO [ BLOCKS CRASHING * 336 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:38,531 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I'M WORKING FOR, AT THIS POINT HELLO? 337 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:44,104 HELLO? THIS PHONE IS NOT REAL >> LEGO PUTTY, SOLD SEPARATELY 338 00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:48,608 >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. >> LEGO WHATLEY, NOT AVAILABLE >> WHAT HAPPENED TO WHATLEY? 339 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,177 >> HE DID, LIKE, FIVE EPISODES >> SIX >> I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS 340 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:55,181 HAPPENED, BUT I AM NOT A TOY >> ALL 180 EPISODES, ONLY ON NETFLIX. 341 00:21:55,181 --> 00:22:01,621 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT THERE 342 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,857 THAT IS UN -- THAT LOOKED -- THAT LOOKED GREAT. >> IT WAS FUN. 343 00:22:03,857 --> 00:22:06,659 THAT WAS REALLY FUN. >> Jimmy: YOU WERE A LEGO. >> YES 344 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,162 I BECAME A LEGO. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. >> YEAH. 345 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:12,065 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO -- THAT WAS PERFECT IT WAS GREAT 346 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,800 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU, JUST -- YOU WENT ON A SUMMER 347 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,303 VACATION >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:22,475 NO, I DID NOT. >> I DON'T REALLY LIKE GOING ON VACATIONS. 349 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:26,079 I DON'T LIKE THAT SOMEBODY ELSE THINKS I'M GOING TO LIKE SOMETHING. 350 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,181 JUST -- JUST THE -- YOU GO TO THESE PLACES "HERE'S SOME THINGS YOU'LL 351 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,251 LOVE." >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, THE STAND-UP 352 00:22:31,251 --> 00:22:33,219 PADDLE BOARD >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A 353 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:35,488 A GOLDFISH COMES UP AND GOES, "IS THAT YOUR TOP SPEED? [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:41,294 I GO, "YEAH, I'M WIDE OPEN THIS IS IT >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I CAN'T GET 355 00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:44,698 THAT -- THAT LEGO THING OUT OF MY HEAD. >> YEAH. 356 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,232 IT'S KIND OF A YOU BIT, ISN'T IT >> Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE -- I 357 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:49,202 FEEL THAT -- I WOULD LOVE TO BE A LEGO >> YEAH, I KNOW, YOU PROBABLY 358 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,238 WOULD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT REALLY 359 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,809 SEEMS LIKE MY KIND OF THING. >> IT IS, KIND OF, YOUR KIND OF THING, BUT I ALREADY DID IT. 360 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:58,411 >> Jimmy: YEAH YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 361 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,780 I WANT TO BE A LEGO. PLEASE >> YOU WANT TO BE A LEGO 362 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:05,385 >> Jimmy: PLEASE >> YOU WANT TO BE A LEGO >> Jimmy: PLEASE 363 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,654 >> OKAY. IF YOU WANT, I CAN TAKE YOU INTO THE LEGO WORLD, IF YOU 364 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,456 WANT TO. >> Jimmy: WE CAN DO THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 365 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,858 >> YES >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO 366 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:16,329 >> COME OVER HERE. >> Jimmy: OKAY ALL RIGHT. 367 00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:20,133 WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO? >> ALL RIGHT I WANT YOU TO SAY -- YOU HAVE 368 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:26,673 TO SAY, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEGO." BUT YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE I 369 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,641 SAID IT ON THE SERIES. REMEMBER, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE." 370 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:32,245 >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. >> WHICH IS -- NOW, THAT DELIVERY IS KIND OF, LIKE, A 371 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:35,515 A KID WHO'S BEEN TOLD, "THIS IS YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME." >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT 372 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:44,591 AND HE DOESN'T LIKE IT >> Jimmy: OKAY I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEGO. 373 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,559 >> YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO GET UP THERE YOU KNOW, COMEDY, YOU'VE GOT TO 374 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,895 HIT THOSE NOTES. >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE A A LEGO 375 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,564 >> I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEGO HIGHER >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE A 376 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,833 A LEGO [ LAUGHTER ] >> NO, NO, NO. 377 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,202 IS THAT TOO HIGH >> NO, THAT'S TOO HIGH IT'S GOT TO DOWN AND THEN UP 378 00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,539 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU? >> Jimmy: YEAH 379 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,207 >> I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEGO >> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE A A LEGO 380 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,343 >> THAT'S IT OKAY, YOU'VE GOT IT. ALL RIGHT, HOLD MY HAND. 381 00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:09,049 >> Jimmy: UH-HUH I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEGO. I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEGO. 382 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:16,489 I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEGO. I DON'T WANT TO BE A LEGO. >> Jimmy: WOW! 383 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:21,661 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, MY GOD! >> Jimmy: THIS IS AMAZING BEING 384 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:26,666 A LEGO >> THIS IS GREAT >> Jimmy: WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 385 00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:30,637 >> WELL, LET'S CONTINUE THE SHOW >> Jimmy: OKAY 386 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,706 HAVE A SEAT. PLEASE >> OH, SURE. 387 00:24:32,706 --> 00:24:37,077 DON'T YOU NEED YOUR DESK >> Jimmy: I DO NEED MY DESK. >> OKAY, WELL, LET ME HELP YOU 388 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:49,889 UP ON THE DESK [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE TO -- 389 00:24:49,889 --> 00:25:08,808 YOU'VE GOT TO ROLL OVER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ANYWAY, YOU WERE 390 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:13,613 SAYING >> YEAH. I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT, YOU 391 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:18,451 KNOW, I DON'T REALLY ENJOY GOING ON VACATIONS THAT MUCH >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET A CHANCE 392 00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:23,056 TO GET AWAY THIS SUMMER? >> I DID WE WENT ON A LITTLE TRIP 393 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:27,861 AND I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST, YOU KNOW, THE THINGS 394 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:32,132 THEY HAVE THERE, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE ZIP LINES. IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, LET'S RISK 395 00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:37,337 DECAPITATION TO FIND OUT WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE DRY CLEANED. 396 00:25:37,337 --> 00:25:40,240 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE POINT? >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE POINT. 397 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:48,982 YEAH AND I'M SURE IF WE DID GET SERIOUSLY HURT ON THIS THING, 398 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:50,884 WE'LL DO VERY WELL NAVIGATING THE COURT SYSTEM IN THIS FIFTH WORLD ISLAND NATION THAT'S 399 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:53,253 BEING RUN BY A KOMODO DRAGONS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO FUNNY 400 00:25:53,253 --> 00:26:05,331 >> OH, THANK YOU THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:08,601 JERRY, COULD YOU HAVE EVER IMAGINED THAT WHEN "SEINFELD" FIRST PREMIERED, WE WOULD HAVE 402 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:12,472 NETFLIX? YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO WATCH YOUR SHOW, LIKE, ON YOUR PHONE? 403 00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:16,643 >> NO. I COULD NEVER HAVE IMAGINED SUCH A THING 404 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:20,046 TO ME, THE PHONE -- I KIND OF FEEL BAD SOMETIMES FOR GOOGLE AND SIRI 405 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:24,484 THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO NICE YOU KNOW "ON IT!" 406 00:26:24,484 --> 00:26:31,491 "I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T GET THAT. JUST ONCE IN A WHILE THEY SHOULD GO, "REALLY 407 00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:34,527 YOU DON'T KNOW?" [ LAUGHTER ] "NO, NO. 408 00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:39,065 YOU REST I'LL GET IT. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT." 409 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:42,736 JUST ONCE I WANT TO HEAR SIRI GO, "WHY DON'T YOU LEARN HOW TO ENUNCIATE, AND MAYBE WE DON'T 410 00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:45,472 HAVE TO DO THIS -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S NOT ALWAYS MY FAULT, YOU 411 00:26:45,472 --> 00:27:04,891 KNOW." >> Jimmy: ENOUGH WATER ENOUGH WATER FOR ME. 412 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:09,229 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS HAS BEEN FUN, BUT I HAVE OTHER GUESTS TO INTERVIEW. 413 00:27:09,229 --> 00:27:12,198 >> OH. >> Jimmy: SO I THINK WE SHOULD GET BACK 414 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:14,701 HOW DO WE GET BACK >> YOU WANT TO GET BACK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HOW DO WE DO 415 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:25,612 IT >> UM, I KNOW HOW. LET'S STAND UP 416 00:27:25,612 --> 00:27:34,120 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT? >> THAT WAS A PART OF YOUR CUP >> Jimmy: OKAY 417 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:39,192 THANK YOU. THE WORST THING IS WHEN YOU STEP ON A LEGO BARE FOOT 418 00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:47,734 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> OH MY GOD 419 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:54,574 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WOULD USE THE PIECE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 420 00:27:54,574 --> 00:27:59,446 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HOW DO WE GET BACK >> HOLD MY HAND. 421 00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:05,352 JUST SAY, "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE 6B. THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE 6B. 422 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:11,057 THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE 6B. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 423 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:17,931 AND THAT'S WHY YOUR SPOUSE IS LIKE A RESCUE PET. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 424 00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:20,166 JIMMY, JIMMY, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, SORRY. 425 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:25,605 JUST -- NEVER MIND THANKS TO JERRY SEINFELD, EVERYBODY. 426 00:28:25,605 --> 00:28:27,741 ALL EPISODES OF "SEINFELD" ARE AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 427 00:28:27,741 --> 00:28:29,409 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. 428 00:28:29,409 --> 00:28:58,405 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ANTICIPATED NEW JAMES BOND 429 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,006 FILM, "NO TIME TO DIE," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS AND IMAX OCTOBER 8th. 430 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:02,575 OCTOBER 8th. PLEASE WELCOME LEA SEYDOUX 431 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:04,411 * 432 00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:17,724 OH, I AM SO HAPPY. >> I AM SO HAPPY >> Jimmy: I AM A GIANT -- I'M 433 00:29:17,724 --> 00:29:22,762 A BIG FAN AND I LOVE YOU, SO I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE IN PERSON 434 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:27,467 OH, MY GOSH. THANK YOU FOR BEING -- >> I KNOW. 435 00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:29,202 I'M SO HAPPY, JIMMY, TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. 436 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:31,571 "NO TIME TO DIE" IS FINALLY OUT. >> YES 437 00:29:31,571 --> 00:29:34,240 >> Jimmy: I THINK DANIEL CRAIG WAS ON OUR SHOW TWICE PROMOTING IT, AND IT KEPT GETTING -- 438 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:39,646 >> I'M A BIT JEALOUS >> Jimmy: -- PUSHED. NO, OH, MY GOSH. 439 00:29:39,646 --> 00:29:42,816 PLEASE COME BACK BUT I MEAN -- NOW IT'S FINALLY OUT, AND I GOT TO SEE IT, AND 440 00:29:42,816 --> 00:29:46,686 YOU WERE FANTASTIC IN THIS FILM >> WELL, THANK YOU 441 00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:48,254 >> Jimmy: IT IS A -- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL -- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S A JAMES BOND 442 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:57,330 FILM, SO THERE'S ACTION. IT'S A THRILLER. IT'S SPY 443 00:29:57,330 --> 00:30:00,400 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. IT'S JUST GORGEOUSLY SHOT. AND THEN IT'S JUST -- IT'S JUST 444 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,335 EVERYTHING IT'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE I DON'T THINK THEY MAKE MOVIES 445 00:30:02,335 --> 00:30:04,204 LIKE THIS ANYMORE. I MEAN THERE'S -- NOTHING AGAINST MOVIES WITH CGI AND ALL 446 00:30:04,204 --> 00:30:05,538 THAT BUT, YOU COULD TELL THESE ARE REAL STUNTS AND REAL PEOPLE 447 00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:07,273 DOING THESE STUNTS, AND IT'S LIKE, IF YOU DO TWO TAKES OF THIS, LIKE, "OH, THIS IS GOING 448 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:13,847 TO COST US." OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] 449 00:30:13,847 --> 00:30:18,718 IT'S LIKE, "LET'S JUST PLEASE DO ONE TAKE OF THIS. DO YOU GET NERVOUS IF YOU HAVE 450 00:30:18,718 --> 00:30:23,590 A BIG EXPLOSION OR SOMETHING LIKE IF YOU MESS UP A LINE OR SOMETHING? 451 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:28,628 >> OH, YEAH. I'M VERY NERVOUS >> Jimmy: YOU ARE? 452 00:30:28,628 --> 00:30:31,865 >> YEAH, ALWAYS. >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH. 453 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,700 YOU CAN TELL, NO LOOK, I'M SO RED >> Jimmy: NO 454 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,635 YOU DON'T -- I HEAR YOU. YOU'RE GORGEOUS. >> THANK YOU 455 00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:37,570 >> Jimmy: HERE'S YOU ON THE RED CARPET THIS IS AT THE LONDON PREMIERE 456 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,539 OF "NO TIME TO DIE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THAT'S HYPE. 457 00:30:39,539 --> 00:30:41,074 COME ON. NOW AT THE PREMIERE, THE ROYAL FAMILY WERE THERE. 458 00:30:41,074 --> 00:30:44,177 >> YEAH, YEAH. WE WERE IN THE BOX WITH THEM >> Jimmy: AND WHAT DID IT FEEL 459 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:48,148 LIKE >> IT WAS REALLY NICE, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, FINALLY THE FILM CAME 460 00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:54,654 OUT AND WE HAD TO POSTPONE SEVERAL TIMES. SO, TO FEEL THE EXCITEMENT IN 461 00:30:54,654 --> 00:30:59,693 THE -- IN THE THEATER WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: I -- YEAH. 462 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:01,761 >> IT WAS JUST -- YEAH >> Jimmy: AND HAD YOU SEEN ANY CUTS OF THE FILM AND STUFF 463 00:31:01,761 --> 00:31:04,197 LIKE - OR THE FINAL FILM BEFORE THAT OR - 464 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:08,501 >> SO I SAW BITS OF IT, BUT IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I REALLY SAW THE FILM, YOU KNOW. 465 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:14,074 >> Jimmy: IN THE THEATER >> YEAH, YEAH, IT WAS GREAT. >> Jimmy: JUST EVEN AT THE 466 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:16,910 BEGINNING WHEN THE - I ALMOST STARTED CRYING RIGHT THERE. 467 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:22,215 I WAS LIKE, "OH! I WAS SO EXCITED >> YOU'VE SEEN THE FILM. 468 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:26,586 YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT, RIGHT >> Jimmy: I CAN'T ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING 469 00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:30,190 >> YEAH. AND I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. I WOULD NEVER -- 470 00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:32,726 >> YEAH. THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: NO SPOILER 471 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:35,795 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, NO SPOILER. PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 472 00:31:35,795 --> 00:31:37,464 >> Jimmy: YEAH, DON'T SAY ANYTHING BUT I MEAN -- CAN YOU MAYBE 473 00:31:37,464 --> 00:31:39,099 TELL US A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT THE -- >> I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN THE 474 00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:42,635 FILM, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO YEAH, I CAN TELL YOU A 475 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:55,648 A FEW THINGS LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, YOU KNOW WHEN -- [ SPEAKING FRENCH 476 00:31:55,648 --> 00:32:07,827 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I DO REMEMBER THAT, YEAH 477 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:12,565 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, OF COURSE. I DO REMEMBER THAT PART, YEAH. 478 00:32:12,565 --> 00:32:15,335 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. YEAH, YOU DIDN'T GIVE TOO MUCH 479 00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:17,937 AWAY >> A LOT OF ACTION [ LAUGHTER ] 480 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:21,107 >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU SUM IT UP RIGHT THERE. YOU'RE PHENOMENAL. 481 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:25,578 AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SO INTERESTING, TOO, TO BE JAMES BOND - 482 00:32:25,578 --> 00:32:32,085 OBVIOUSLY ALL OF THESE MOVIES, BUT TO BE HIS LOVE INTEREST IN TWO MOVIES 483 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:34,120 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S RARE. YOU DON'T SEE THAT 484 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:40,260 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE COMING BACK? 485 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:43,530 >> I MEAN, SHE'S -- THIS TIME, SHE'S A MORE COMPLEX WOMAN, YOU KNOW 486 00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:50,470 BUT SHE'S A REAL WOMAN LIKE A SIMPLE WOMAN. SHE HAS -- SHE HAD A DIFFICULT 487 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:59,112 UPBRINGING HER MOTHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC HER FATHER IS AN ASSASSIN. 488 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:03,750 SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A A KILLER BUT SHE'S A NORMAL WOMAN, YOU 489 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:05,352 KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYONE CAN RELATE, 490 00:33:05,352 --> 00:33:10,623 YEAH A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE >> YOU CAN RELATE TO HER 491 00:33:10,623 --> 00:33:12,592 EASILY >> Jimmy: BUT IT IS TRICKY, YOUR ROLE. 492 00:33:12,592 --> 00:33:16,096 AND IT'S -- AND WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU GO LIKE -- BECAUSE I SAW "SPECTRE," TOO 493 00:33:16,096 --> 00:33:18,465 I GO, "OOH, THAT WAS GOOD AND IT WAS TRICKY. BUT THIS ONE - 494 00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:22,569 >> YEAH, BUT "SPECTRE," WE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HER SHE WAS MORE MYSTERIOUS. 495 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:24,938 THIS TIME WE REALLY GET TO KNOW HER. >> Jimmy: YOU DIVE IN AND -- 496 00:33:24,938 --> 00:33:29,409 OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE JUST PHENOMENAL I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. 497 00:33:29,409 --> 00:33:32,612 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S LEA SEYDOUX AND DANIEL CRAIG IN "NO TIME TO 498 00:33:32,612 --> 00:33:34,147 DIE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 499 00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:49,562 >> OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR! DON'T. 500 00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:56,803 >> WHAT IS IT? >> JAMES, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 501 00:33:56,803 --> 00:34:00,607 TO BRING ME TO THIS. PLEASE >> ALL RIGHT, OPEN THE DOORS 502 00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:09,416 >> OPEN THE DOOR >> OPEN IT >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING 503 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:18,658 >> HOME. >> Jimmy: OOH! LEA SEYDOUX, EVERYBODY 504 00:34:18,658 --> 00:34:24,397 "NO TIME TO DIE" OPENS IN THEATERS AND IMAX OCTOBER 8th! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 505 00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:26,900 A PERFORMANCE FROM TWICE CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU. 506 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:57,297 COME BACK. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE * 507 00:34:57,297 --> 00:35:00,400 A BIG TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON PERFORMING THEIR NEW SONG, "THE 508 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,869 FEELS," GIVE IT UP FOR TWICE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 509 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:13,513 * BOY I BOY I BOY I KNO I KNOW YOU GOT THE FEELS BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW 510 00:35:13,513 --> 00:35:16,316 UH I'M SO CURIOUS * * 'BOUT YA BO WANNA KEEP IT COOL 511 00:35:16,316 --> 00:35:21,921 BUT I KNOW EVERY TIME YOU MOVE * * GOT ME FROZEN 512 00:35:21,921 --> 00:35:24,457 I GET SO SHY IT'S OBVIOUS YEAH YEAH * 513 00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,960 * CATCHING FEEL LIKE BUTTERFLIES IF I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND 514 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:32,132 WOULD I HIT BULLSEYE * * SHOOT I'M READY AIM AND FIRE 515 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:41,107 BABY I WOA FEEL LIKE CUPID'S ALIVE * * ALI-I-IVE TONIGHT 516 00:35:41,107 --> 00:35:43,309 YEAH TONIGHT IF YOUR HEART BEAT THE SAME WAY * 517 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:49,315 * LET ME KNOW YEAH LET ME KNOW 'CAUSE I'M BOOM BOOM BOO 518 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:58,992 FROM HEAD TO TOE * * AND I FROM HEAD TO TOE 519 00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:01,061 I KNOW LOV IT IS SUCH A FUNNY THING * * A MYSTERY ALLUR 520 00:36:01,061 --> 00:36:04,898 GOTTA GET TO KNOW YOU MORE 'CAUSE I I CAN FEEL * 521 00:36:04,898 --> 00:36:07,400 * A REAL CONNECTION A SUPERNATURAL ATTRACTION AH I GOT THE FEELS FOR YO 522 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,036 YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH * * YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEAR OH YEA 523 00:36:10,036 --> 00:36:12,138 NEVER LET IT GO OH O NO NEVER LET IT GO OH * * OH OH OH OH O 524 00:36:12,138 --> 00:36:14,107 LIGHTNING STRAIGHT TO MY HEAR OH YEAH * 525 00:36:14,107 --> 00:36:16,910 * OH YEAH I GOT ALL THE FEELS FOR SURE YEAH I GOT ALL 526 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:22,082 THE FEELS FOR YA * * BOY I BOY I BOY I KNO I KNOW I GET THE FEELS 527 00:36:22,082 --> 00:36:27,420 BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW I KNOW YOU FEEL IT TOO * * SWAY IN THE MOONLIGHT 528 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:30,890 DANCE IN THE DARK I KNOW THAT CAUGHT YOUR EYE * 529 00:36:30,890 --> 00:36:33,426 * ARE WE ON THE SAME VIBE SAME VIB I WONDER WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND 530 00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:37,897 GOT ME GOOD * * AND I WANNA BE YA BOO IF IT'S DUMB 531 00:36:37,897 --> 00:36:41,634 WELL I WANNA BE A FOOL UNDERNEATH THE NEON LIGHTS * * BAB 532 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:45,872 ELECTRICITY TONIGHT BABY I KNOW LOV IT IS SUCH A FUNNY THING * 533 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:50,076 * A MYSTERY ALLUR GOTTA GET TO KNOW YOU MORE NO 534 00:36:50,076 --> 00:36:52,979 'CAUSE I * * I CAN FEE A REAL CONNECTIO 535 00:36:52,979 --> 00:36:58,151 A SUPERNATURAL ATTRACTION AH I GOT THE FEELS FOR YOU * * YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH A 536 00:36:58,151 --> 00:37:02,389 YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART OH YEAH OH YEA NEVER LET IT GO OH OH * 537 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:05,892 * NO NO NEVER LET IT GO OH OH OH OH OH OH 538 00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:08,928 LIGHTNING STRAIGHT * * TO MY HEART OH YEAH OH YEA 539 00:37:08,928 --> 00:37:11,064 I GOT ALL TH FEELS FOR SURE * * YEAH I GOT AL 540 00:37:11,064 --> 00:37:20,040 THE FEELS FOR YA OH YEA BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW * 541 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,642 * I KNOW I GET THE FEEL BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW I KNOW YOU FEEL IT TOO 542 00:37:22,642 --> 00:37:29,916 BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW * * I KNOW I GET THE FEEL BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW 543 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,585 I KNOW YOU FEEL IT TOO FEEL IT TOO * * YOU GOT MY ATTENTION OH 544 00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:40,060 SO WHAT'S YOUR INTENTION O YEAH TELL ME BAB WHAT'S THE DEAL * 545 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:43,096 * OH ONE LOOK AND I KNOW I BABY MY EYES REVEA 546 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:47,067 THAT YOU * * YOU YOU GIVE ME THE FEEL 547 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:50,937 OH YEA YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART * * OH YEAH OH YEAH 548 00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:55,942 NEVER LET IT GO OH O NO N NO NEVER LET IT * 549 00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:58,845 * GO OH OH OH OH OH LIGHTNING STRAIGHT TO MY HEART OH YEA 550 00:37:58,845 --> 00:38:03,016 I GOT ALL THE * * FEELS FOR SUR YEAH I GOT ALL THE 551 00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:07,287 FEELS FOR YA BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW * * THE FEELS 552 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:09,656 I KNOW I GET THE FEELS THE FEEL BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW * 553 00:38:09,656 --> 00:38:12,325 * YEAH YEAH YEA I KNOW YOU FEEL IT TOO YEAH YEAH YEAH 554 00:38:12,325 --> 00:38:17,063 BOY I BOY I BOY I KNOW * * THE FEELS THE FEELS COME O 555 00:38:17,063 --> 00:38:19,032 I KNOW I GET THE FEELS THE FEELS * * BOY I BOY I BOY I KNO 556 00:38:19,032 --> 00:38:23,503 I KNOW YOU FEEL IT TOO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 557 00:38:23,503 --> 00:38:35,648 >> Jimmy: JOIN US NEXT WEEK. QUEEN LATIFAH, ANTHONY ANDERSON AND MADONNA WILL ALL BE HERE 558 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:37,617 MY THANKS TO JERRY SEINFELD, LEA SEYDOUX, TWICE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 559 00:38:37,617 --> 00:38:41,421 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 560 00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:45,058 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, EVERYBODY 561 00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:50,797 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 562 00:38:50,797 --> 00:39:08,014 * *