1 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:12,145 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:19,252 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:23,189 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - JAKE GYLLENHALL, 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:29,529 KARAMO MUSICAL GUEST, G-EAZY FEATURING DEMI LOVATO, 5 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,401 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1524 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:38,672 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:48,214 * 8 00:00:48,214 --> 00:01:01,661 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,297 WELCOME EVERYBODY. WELCOME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:08,868 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU ARE HERE YOU MADE IT. 11 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,404 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HAVE A SEAT. ENJOY YOURSELF 12 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,073 WELL, GUYS, EARLIER TODAY, AMAZON HELD A BIG EVENT WHERE IT ANNOUNCED A TON OF NEW 13 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:19,245 PRODUCTS BUT THIS IS THE ONE THAT EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT. 14 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:27,253 IT'S A $999 ROBOT NAMED ASTRO THAT ROAMS AROUND YOUR HOUSE CHECK THIS THING OUT 15 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,422 YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE AN iPAD AND HP PRINTER AND A ROOMBA HAD A 16 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:33,460 A THREESOME. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CALLED ASTRO, AS IN, 17 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:38,164 "REMEMBER GRANDPA? HE BROKE HIS HIP WHEN HE TRIPPED OVER ASTRO." 18 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:41,968 [ LAUGHTER ] AMAZON ALSO SAID YOU CAN ASK ASTRO TO DO SILLY THINGS LIKE 19 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:47,807 DANCE. WHICH IS FUN UNTIL ASTRO IS LIKE, "NOW YOU DANCE OR I'LL 20 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:51,978 LEAK YOUR SEARCH HISTORY." [ LAUGHTER ] HERE IS A VIDEO OF ASTRO IN 21 00:01:51,978 --> 00:02:02,055 ACTION TAKE A LOOK. * 22 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:08,128 >> WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: IS THAT A BEER 23 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:12,265 >> Jimmy: YEP, FOR $1,000 THEY MADE A CUP HOLDER WITH WHEELS. IT'S AMAZING 24 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:16,336 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT >> Steve: WHAT 25 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,938 WHAT IS THAT >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR REACTION >> Steve: YEAH, WHAT 26 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:22,776 >> Jimmy: WHAT IT'S VERY SIMPLE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO IN THE 27 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:26,279 KITCHEN, GET A BEER AND PUT IT ON THE ROBOT [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:29,549 GO BACK ON THE COUCH, WAIT 30 SECONDS FOR THE ROBOT TO ROLL OVER WITH YOUR BEER 29 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:35,555 AND THEN GO -- >> Both: WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,691 >> Jimmy: WELL, GET THIS I SAW THAT THE U.S. POST OFFICE ANNOUNCED THAT ITS MAIL 31 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:42,762 DELIVERY IS ABOUT TO GET SLOWER AND MORE EXPENSIVE >> Steve: WHAT 32 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:45,498 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: IT SEEM LIKE THE 33 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,500 CHANGES HAVE ALREADY GONE IN TO AFFECT 'CAUSE THEY MAILED OUT THAT ANNOUNCEMENT TWO MONTHS 34 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:52,272 AGO. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, AT&T IS FURIOUS 35 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,908 THEY'RE LIKE, "HEY SLOWER AND MORE EXPENSIVE IS OUR SLOGAN." 36 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:59,245 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH THE POST OFFICE IS IMPLEMENTING 37 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:04,317 NEW SERVICE STANDARDS FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL AND PERIODICALS THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THE POST 38 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:07,053 OFFICE IS ANTIQUATED THEY CALL MAGAZINES PERIODICALS. 39 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:09,622 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, THERE'S A LOT OF DRAMA IN WASHINGTON D.C. RIGHT 40 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:11,191 NOW, BECAUSE IF CONGRESS DOESN'T PASS A FUNDING BILL BY MIDNIGHT THURSDAY, THE 41 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:21,368 GOVERNMENT WILL SHUT DOWN. YOU CAN TELL BIDEN'S STRESSED. TODAY, ASTRO WAS BRINGING HIM 42 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,437 SHOTS OF JAMESON [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT 43 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:27,140 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IF THERE'S A SHUT DOWN, THAT MEANS TSA AGENTS WILL PROBABLY 44 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:31,644 HAVE TO WORK WITHOUT PAY IT WILL BE WEIRD WHEN THE TSA AGENT IS PATTING YOU DOWN LIKE, 45 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:39,953 "I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY." [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT TOMORROW CONGRESS IS 46 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:45,525 DRAFTING A BILL TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA. YEP. 47 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,594 THAT IS HOW BAD THE COUNTRY NEEDS MONEY RIGHT NOW. WE'RE LIKE, "I GUESS WE GOTTA 48 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:53,166 START SELLING DRUGS. [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS 49 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:57,871 THERE'S A NEW TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP. IT'S A NEW ONE NOW 50 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,439 IT'S WRITTEN BY HIS FORMER PRESS SECRETARY STEPHANIE GRISHAM, AND IT'S 51 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:07,614 FULL OF WEIRD REVELATIONS. LIKE APPARENTLY BACK IN 2019, TRUMP'S SECRET TRIP TO 52 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:11,418 THE HOSPITAL WAS SO THAT HE CAN GET A COLONOSCOPY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,287 YEAH COLONOSCOPY WAS NO BIG DEAL. THEY ONLY FOUND THREE POLYPS 54 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:24,664 AND RUDY GIULIANI. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE COMING RIGHT UP. 55 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,499 THE BOOK ALSO SAYS A WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL KNOWN AS "THE MUSIC MAN" WOULD PLAY TRUMP HIS 56 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:34,708 FAVORITE SHOW TUNES LIKE "MEMORY" FROM "CATS" TO PULL HIM FROM THE BRINK OF RAGE 57 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:40,947 [ LAUGHTER ] IT MAKES SENSE 'CAUSE TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY IS EXACTLY LIKE 58 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,683 "CATS. AWKWARD, BIZARRE AND NO ONE HAD ANY IDEA WHAT THE HELL WAS 59 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:48,488 GOING ON [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP LISTENED TO "CATS" 60 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:52,625 TO CHEER HIMSELF UP WHILE THE REST OF THE STAFF REMAINED "LES MISERABLES." 61 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,862 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS. ACCORDING TO NEW DATA RELEASED 62 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,530 BY NETFLIX, PEOPLE SPENT 625 MILLION HOURS WATCHING "BRIDGERTON" IN THE FIRST MONTH 63 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:06,206 IT WAS RELEASED. [ CHEERS ] WHAT'S EVEN CRAZIER IS ONE AUNT 64 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:09,042 IN DAYTON, OHIO ACCOUNTED FOR 600 MILLION OF THOSE HOURS BY HERSELF. 65 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,878 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, A MAN IN THE UK LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE 66 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:17,684 ED SHEERHAN, HE HAS TO GO AROUND IN DISGUISE TO ESCAPE FANS 67 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:21,821 HERE'S A PHOTO OF THE MAN ON THE RIGHT. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 68 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:25,525 ONE THING YOU CAN DO, NOT STYLE YOUR HAIR EXACTLY LIKE ED SHEERHAN. 69 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,961 [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW, THAT GUY'S GIRLFRIEND OF TWO YEARS IS 70 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,663 LIKE, "WAIT, YOU'RE NOT ED SHEERAN? [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,133 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 72 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:33,166 UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 73 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:41,274 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 74 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:51,551 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 75 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:56,256 FOR YOU TONIGHT. ONE OF OUR FAVORITES, HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE GUILTY." 76 00:05:56,256 --> 00:06:03,363 JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A CLASSIC ACTOR. 77 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:07,033 PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE FINAL SEASON OF "DEAR WHITE PEOPLE" ON NETFLIX 78 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,370 HE'S ALSO ONE OF THE STARS OF "QUEER EYE." KARAMO IS HERE 79 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:17,143 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE HAVE AN IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE TONIGHT, 80 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:21,414 UNBELIEVABLE PERFORMANCE TONIGHT. TWO OF OUR PALS. 81 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:24,250 TWO OF THE GREATEST OUT THERE. >> Steve: EVER >> Jimmy: G-EAZY AND 82 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:34,627 DEMI LOVATO ARE HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE SO PSYCHED, THAT IS ALL 83 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:37,797 I'M SO EXCITED I LOVE FALL TV SEASON 'CAUSE THERE'S SO MANY GREAT NEW SHOWS 84 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:43,470 TO CHECK OUT >> QuestLove: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING RIGHT NOW, MAN? 85 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:46,206 >> Jimmy: LATELY I'VE BEEN ENJOYING "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING." 86 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:49,075 >> QuestLove: OOH. AHH, THAT'S GOOD YEAH 87 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,444 >> Jimmy: YEAH I ALSO LIKE "RESERVATION DOGS. THAT'S VERY FUNNY, VERY 88 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:54,614 ORIGINAL >> QuestLove: AHH, ALL RIGHT GOT TO CHECK IT OUT. 89 00:06:54,614 --> 00:07:00,320 >> Jimmy: THEN THERE'S THE SHOW CALLED "SQUID GAME." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 90 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,823 IT'S THIS SUPER-VIOLENT KOREAN SHOW ON NETFLIX. [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:08,294 IT'S GOOD, IT JUST -- IT JUST GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN SORT OF A "HUNGER GAMES" THING, 92 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:13,867 ABOUT PEOPLE FORCED TO PLAY DEADLY CHILDREN'S GAMES IN ORDER TO GET OUT OF DEBT 93 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:17,904 NONE OF THEM REALLY WANT TO BE THERE, BUT THEY CAN'T BRING THEMSELVES TO LEAVE EITHER 94 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:22,075 THAT MAKES YOU WONDER, MAYBE THE GREATEST MONSTER OF ALL IS MAN. 95 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:27,213 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ANYWAY, QUEST, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING 96 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:30,150 [ LAUGHTER ] >> QuestLove: UH, LET'S SEE, THE NEW SEASON OF "SURVIVOR. 97 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,553 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHOW YOU KNOW I LOVE JEFF PROBST. THAT'S MY MAN. 98 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,855 >> QuestLove: YEAH, YEAH OH, "WU-TANG." I LIKE "WU-TANG: AMERICAN 99 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,924 SAGA." >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH THAT'S NICE. 100 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:39,926 THAT'S GOOD STUFF. >> QuestLove: AND OF COURSE, I TOO HAVE BEEN WATCHING "SQUID 101 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:46,566 GAME." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE IF "AMERICA NINJA 102 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:50,704 WARRIOR" WAS A "SAW" MOVIE AND I KEEP HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT GUYS IN PINK PAJAMAS WITH 103 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:58,345 SQUARES ON THEIR FACES I WAKE UP SWEATING THEN I START THINKING THAT THE 104 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:03,383 NIGHTMARE IS REAL AND WE'LL NEVER WAKE UP. >> Jimmy: COOL 105 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:08,521 [ LAUGHTER ] HIGGINS, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT YOU WATCHING? 106 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,358 >> Steve: WELL, THAT MARVEL SHOW "WHAT IF" IS VERY COOL. >> Jimmy: OH YEAH, THAT IS 107 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,893 NICE I LIKE IT. >> AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS 108 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:18,698 FOREIGN SHOW >> Jimmy: "SQUID GAMES." >> NO. 109 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:22,502 "THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW." [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,573 THE NEW SEASON JUST STARTED. ALL THOSE COOKIES, CAKES, TARTS AND TORTES, EVEN IF THEY GOT A 111 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:35,749 A SOGGY BOTTOM, I DON'T MIND THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:40,787 MEANWHILE, MY DOCTOR SAYS I NEED TO LAY OFF THE PASTRIES [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:48,094 AND THAT MAY TRULY BE THE GREATEST TERROR OF ALL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 114 00:08:48,094 --> 00:08:52,065 BUT THAT SQUID SHOW -- THAT SQUID SHOW SOUNDS FUN. IT'S IN KOREAN YOU SAID? 115 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,534 >> Jimmy: UH, YEAH, IT'S KOREAN YEAH 116 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,503 >> Steve: DOES IT GOT SUBTITLES? >> Jimmy: YEP. 117 00:08:56,503 --> 00:09:03,009 >> Steve: THEN I WILL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO READ. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 118 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:06,813 >> Jimmy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS TIME FOR "BAD SIGNS. HERE WE GO 119 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:06,846 IT IS TIME FOR "BAD SIGNS. HERE WE GO 120 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:17,924 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 121 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,626 >> Jimmy: NOW, THESE ARE PICTURES OF FUNNY OR WEIRD SIGNS THAT YOU SAW AND SENT IN 122 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:26,566 TO US. BUT THESE ARE ALL REAL SIGNS THE FIRST ONE WAS SENT IN BY 123 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,170 JACKIE AVERY IN HOLLISTON, MASSACHUSETTS. HEY, WE LOVE MASSACHUSETTS 124 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:34,441 SHE WAS TRYING TO FIND A QUIET PLACE TO EAT HER LUNCH AT WORK >> Steve: OH, OKAY 125 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,077 >> Jimmy: AND SPOTTED THIS SIGN HERE IT SAYS, "NOTICE: THIS BREAK 126 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:43,049 ROOM IS CURRENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT'S CLOSED. [ LAUGHTER ] 127 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,919 >> Steve: THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: COULD HAVE SAID, "IT'S CLOSED." 128 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,054 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE WAS SENT IN BY BOB RIGGINS IN 129 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:55,095 BOISE, IDAHO HE SPOTTED THIS GREAT DEAL AT HIS LOCAL GAS STATION HERE 130 00:09:55,095 --> 00:10:01,334 "FRESH COOKED BREAKFAST SANDWICHES, CONTAINS 10% ETHANOL. 131 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,437 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT BAD >> Steve: THAT'S NOT BAD, JUST 132 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,805 10%. >> Jimmy: IT'S ONLY 10%. YEAH 133 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,674 >> Steve: 90% GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NEXT IS FROM 134 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,876 ROBIN ROSENTHAL IN STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT. STAMFORD 135 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,579 >> Steve: YEAH HEY, WHAT'S UP >> Jimmy: SHE WAS SHOPPING FOR 136 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:17,283 HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS AND SPOTTED THIS I THINK THIS IS FUNNY. 137 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:25,725 IT SAYS, "REAL SKULLS, $3.94 FAUX SKULLS ARE ALSO $3.94." [ LAUGHTER ] 138 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,527 >> Steve: I WANT TO GET THE REAL SKULLS. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, YOU WANT THE 139 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,763 FAUX SKULLS. >> Steve: YEAH, THOSE THE FAUX ONES 140 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,931 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE THE SAME PRICE >> Steve: YEAH 141 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,134 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE LASTS YOU LONGER THAN THE REAL - >> Steve: YEAH, 'CAUSE THE REAL 142 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,002 ONE IS DETERIORATING >> Jimmy: REASON FOR WAS FOR LIKE -- THIS ONE IS FOR LIKE 143 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:39,172 "HAMLET" OR SOMETHING. >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IF YOU'RE DOING 144 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,907 SHAKESPEARE. >> Steve: YEAH, THIS ONE'S FOR LIKE GOOFY KIDS STUFF. 145 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:43,543 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEN YOU PUT LIKE CANDY IN THIS ONE >> Steve: RIGHT. 146 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,545 >> Jimmy: LOOK, IT'S SELLING MORE THAN THE REAL SKULL >> Steve: WOW, IT'S ALMOST ALL 147 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:47,914 GONE IT'S A REAL HUMAN SKULL IN THERE. 148 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,883 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM JASON RILEY IN ANAHEIM, 149 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:54,354 CALIFORNIA HE SPOTTED THIS WHILE DRIVING. IT SAYS, "HOT N' JUICY CRAWFISH 150 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:58,291 MASSAGE. THAT'S NOT BAD [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,859 THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF MASSAGE. >> Steve: I LOVE THE CRAWFISH 152 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:04,964 MASSAGE. >> Jimmy: I GUARANTEE IT >> Steve: YEAH, I GUARANTEE IT 153 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:08,902 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S HOT AND JUICY >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 154 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:13,139 RUBY JONES IN PHOENIX. THAT'S A GOOD NAME >> Steve: YEAH, RUBY JONES 155 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,874 >> Jimmy: RUBY JONES, PHOENIX ARIZONA. SHE PARKED HER CAR IN A PARKING 156 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:18,712 GARAGE AND WAS TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT AND SHE FOUND -- LOOK AT THIS. 157 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:23,316 "ELEVATOR. >> Steve: OH, CLOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 158 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,819 >> Jimmy: YEAH, CLOSE ENOUGH >> Steve: CLOSE ENOUGH >> Jimmy: CLOSE ENOUGH 159 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,355 >> Steve: STAIRS, ELEVATOR >> Jimmy: STAIRS, ELEVATOR, WHAT THE BIG DIFFERENCE? 160 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,291 >> Steve: WANT A SKULL [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 161 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,493 JOE COLLINS IN BILOXI, MISSISSIPPI. HE WAS OUT FOR A WALK AND 162 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:39,499 SPOTTED THIS SIGN HERE IT SAYS -- CAN WE ZOOM IN ON THE SIGN THERE 163 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:43,003 "INVISIBLE FENCE." >> Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:47,107 >> Jimmy: LOOKS PRETTY VISIBLE TO ME. BUT I'M GLAD THE SIGN IS THERE 165 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:52,112 >> Jimmy: NEXT ONE IS FROM BETH JACKSON IN WASHINGTON, D.C. 166 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:57,751 SHE WAS GOING TO PICK SOMETHING UP AND SPOTTED THIS SIGN HERE. "NOTICE THIS IS THE BACKDOOR 167 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:03,890 THE FRONT DOOR IS AROUND THE BACK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 168 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,260 >> Jimmy: WHERE DO WE FIND THIS SIGN >> Steve: THAT HAD SHOULD BE 169 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,763 SPECIAL MADE RIGHT? NOBODY HAS THAT SIGN IN STOCK. 170 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,499 >> Jimmy: IT LOOKS LIKE -- YEAH, NO ONE MADE THIS THIS IS A SIGN THAT YOU CAN 171 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,467 BUY. >> Steve: I NEED A SIGN THAT SAYS "THE FRONT DOOR IS AROUND 172 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:19,272 THE BACK DOOR. >> Jimmy: YEAH NO THE BACK DOOR IS THE FRONT. 173 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,241 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BACK DOOR 174 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,343 THE FRONT DOOR IS AROUND THE BACK [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,512 INVISIBLE FENCE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: SO JUST BE CAREFUL 176 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,147 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I CAN'T SEE THE FEN -- OH WAIT, IT'S RIGHT 177 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,715 THERE. >> Jimmy: OH, THERE'S A FLOATING SIGN THAT SAYS 178 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:32,952 "INVISIBLE FENCE." WHAT IS IT -- IT'S FLOATING? [ LAUGHTER ] 179 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,654 >> Steve: WAIT, THERE'S A FENCE HERE >> Jimmy: OH, THIS ONE'S 180 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:38,191 AWESOME. THIS IS GREAT. I ALWAYS LIKE LOOKING AT THE 181 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,161 TECHNOLOGY NEW TOILET TECHNOLOGY. >> Steve: YOU LOVE NEW TOILET 182 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,329 TECHNOLOGY >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS FROM CINDY KLEIN IN 183 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,732 NAPERVILLE, ILLINOIS SHE WAS SHOPPING FOR A TOILET IN HOME DEPOT. 184 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:50,337 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: AND SAW THIS SIGN. LOOK AT THIS 185 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:55,575 "FLUSHES SEVEN BILLIARD BALLS IN A SINGLE FLUSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:12:55,575 --> 00:13:00,947 WHAT SITUATION - >> Steve: I DON'T -- >> Jimmy: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT 187 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:05,952 THE BOSS CAN'T FIND OUT. >> Steve: SWALLOW ALL THE BILLIARD BALLS 188 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,588 >> Jimmy: DON'T SWALLOW THE BILLIARD BALLS FLUSH THEM 189 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,224 >> Steve: I GOT TO SWALLOW SEVEN OF THEM, NO TOILET CAN HANDLE THAT. 190 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:16,229 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH CUE BALL? 191 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,765 CAN'T HANDLE THE CUE BALL. >> Steve: YEAH CAN'T GET THE EIGHT BALL EITHER. 192 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:22,569 >> Jimmy: NO >> Steve: IT'S ONLY SEVEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 193 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:26,306 [ RIM SHOT ] >> Jimmy: FLUSHES SEVEN BILLIARD BALLS 194 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,074 >> Steve: YEAH, SEVEN BILLIARD BALLS. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT TO CHOOSE 195 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,343 WHICH ONE, MAN >> Steve: YEAH --- BALL, I DON'T KNOW 196 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,179 >> Jimmy: THAT "SQUID GAME" DUDE >> Steve: STRIPE, SOLID? 197 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,382 WHATEVER YOU WANT. >> Jimmy: YOU FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET 198 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,450 >> Steve: YOU BETTER HOPE IT'S A SOLID. >> Jimmy: YEAH 199 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:45,658 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * >> Steve: OH, MAN, I ATE A 200 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,695 A BILLIARD BALL. I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT >> Jimmy: NO 201 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:52,098 >> Steve: I ATE SEVEN OF THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU 202 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:55,368 SHOULD FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. WHAT IS THE FIRST NUMBER BALL THAT CAME OUT? 203 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:59,739 >> Steve: OH, LET'S SEE, OH, LOTTERY. [ LAUGHTER ] 204 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,909 NUMBER SIX >> Jimmy: NUMBER TWO HEY! 205 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:11,451 >> Steve: NUMBER TWO CAME OUT. >> Jimmy: IT'S A LOTTERY [ POPPING 206 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,621 >> Steve: SEVEN, SIX 49 >> Jimmy: DON'T TOUCH IT 207 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,791 DON'T TOUCH IT >> Steve: WAIT A SECOND, 53. SORRY. 208 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:24,564 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT'S AN EIGHT. >> Steve: SORRY. 209 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:28,268 I APOLOGIZE, IT'S A THREE. >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,236 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, SORRY, I WENT TOO FAR. >> Steve: AWFUL. 211 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:33,206 >> Jimmy: WENT TOO FAR THAT'S DISGUSTING. >> Steve: AWFUL. 212 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,841 AWFUL. AWFUL. >> Jimmy: TYPE OF HUMOR, I 213 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:38,111 APOLOGIZE. THAT IS BENEATH ME >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH AND ABOVE 214 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,948 YOU. >> Jimmy: AND ABOVE ME AS WELL [ LAUGHTER ] 215 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:45,552 LAST ONE IS FROM RODNEY AMES IN WHITE PLAINS, NEW YORK HE STOPPED AT HIS FAVORITE 216 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:51,324 COFFEE SHOP TO GET SOME LUNCH AND SAW THIS IN THE WINDOW "OPEN DAILY, CLOSED TUESDAYS." 217 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,928 THERE YOU GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR 218 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,396 "BAD SIGNS." IF YOU SEE A FUNNY SIGN, E-MAIL US TO AT 219 00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,300 BADSIGNS@TONIGHTSHOW.COM AND WE MIGHT PUT IT ON THE SHOW STICK AROUND 220 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,136 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAKE GYLLENHAAL. YEAH 221 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:25,625 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 222 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:31,064 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN ON OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE 223 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,800 GUILTY," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. 224 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,370 PLEASE WELCOME JAKE GYLLENHAAL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 225 00:15:40,974 --> 00:16:09,235 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 226 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:13,606 >> Jimmy: JAKE GYLLENHAAL! JAKE GYLLENHAAL. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUDDY. 227 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:19,379 YOU SEEM KIND OF DOWN. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT >> YEAH, NO, EVERYTHING IS 228 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,348 OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 229 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,650 OH, MY GOODNESS. >> IT'S KIND OF BEEN A TOUGH WEEK 230 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,153 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> HAD TO CUT MY DOG'S BALLS OFF. 231 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:34,461 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU, YOU -- YOU, YOURSELF 232 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:40,066 YOU -- >> I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO, PROBABLY 233 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,669 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU LOVE YOUR DOG. >> I HAD A PROFESSIONAL DO IT. 234 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,738 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD A PROFESSIONAL DO IT >> YEAH, NO -- 235 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:47,140 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A TOUGH THING TO DO. >> YEAH. 236 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,442 SORRY TO BRING IT DOWN IT'S JUST -- [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,511 >> Jimmy: NO, THEY WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME. THEY ARE LAUGHING. 238 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,147 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH IT 239 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,117 >> MAYBE SOME OF YOU EMPATHIZE -- I MEAN, WITH YOUR DOGS 240 00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:01,154 WITH YOUR DOGS >> Jimmy: IS IT A PUPPY? >> NO, HE'S ACTUALLY 7 YEARS 241 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:07,160 OLD. YEAH, I KNOW I SHOULD EXPLAIN 242 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,865 YOU KNOW, HE HAD HIP PROBLEMS WHEN HE WAS A BABY, SO THEY TOLD ME INSTEAD OF GIVING HIM 243 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,467 SURGERY, AND HAVE HIM GO THROUGH PAIN WHEN HE WAS A A LITTLE PUPPY, THAT I SHOULD 244 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:20,507 KEEP HIM INTACT. AND THAT THE MUSCLES THAT THE TESTOSTERONE WOULD -- THE 245 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:24,044 MUSCLE AROUND HIS HIPS, THE TESTOSTERONE WOULD HELP BUILD STRONGER 246 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,413 IT'S A HOLISTIC APPROACH, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 247 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,516 >> AND I SAID, "OKAY." SO, BUT THEN, AS HE'S GOTTEN A A LITTLE BIT OLDER, HE'S 248 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:35,255 7 YEARS OLD NOW, HIS PROSTATE HAS BECOME A PROBLEM SO, THEY SUGGESTED THAT I GET 249 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:40,160 HIM NEUTERED FOR HEALTH REASONS. AND SO, I SAID, "OKAY, GOOD. 250 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,896 THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN." >> Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THE DOG. 251 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:51,204 >> YEAH, SO, I WAS ABOUT TO, AND THEN I WAS LOOKING AT SOME PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE INTERNET OF 252 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:55,141 NEUTERED DOGS OF AN OLDER AGE. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE THIS FOR YEARS. 253 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:58,878 >> WELL, YEAH, MY DOCTOR HAD SUGGESTED THAT MAYBE HE SHOULD GET NEUTICLES. 254 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:03,450 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE >> Jimmy: NO, I COULD GUESS, 255 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,286 MAYBE. >> THEY'RE PROSTHETIC TESTICLES. 256 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:10,890 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, I SAID, "NO. >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 257 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:14,027 >> OF COURSE AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?" 258 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:17,897 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU CAN GET IN TROUBLE FOR GOOGLING THAT 259 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,167 STUFF. >> WELL, WHAT I SAW WAS, "WHAT HAPPENS WITH A DOG WHEN THEY 260 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,104 DON'T HAVE THEM. AND IT'S JUST AN EMPTY SACK OF - 261 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:27,841 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, JAKE, THANKS [ LAUGHTER ] 262 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:33,179 >> SO I ENDED UP CALLING MY DOCTOR THE NIGHT BEFORE SURGERY AND SAYING, "CAN WE GET THESE 263 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:37,117 THINGS -- THESE NEUTICLES. CAN WE GET 'EM STAT. LIKE THEY SAY ON "E.R. 264 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,419 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU DID NOT SAY STAT >> I DID 265 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,489 I CALLED HER IMMEDIATELY I SAID, "CAN WE GET THEM STAT. AND SHE SAID, "YOU'RE GOING TO 266 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,425 HAVE TO WAIT." SO I WAITED. >> Jimmy: EVEN THOUGH YOU USED 267 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,494 THE CORRECT MEDICAL TERM >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU CANNOT GET THEM 268 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,563 STAT >> STAT. AND I HAD TO FIGURE OUT WHAT 269 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,300 SIZE THEY WERE >> Jimmy: NO, THIS IS INSANE NOW. 270 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,569 NO, THIS IS INSANE NO [ LAUGHTER ] 271 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,739 WELL YOU LET THE DOG CHOOSE. >> THE DOG HAS -- HE IS A GERMAN SHEPHERD, HE HAS 272 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:05,445 GERMAN SHEPHERD SIZE TESTICLES [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT, HE 273 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:09,683 HAS NEUTICLES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND ARE THE 274 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:16,022 NEUTICLES -- WHAT DOG -- WHAT BREED DID YOU GO WITH FOR THE NEUTICLES? 275 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:20,727 >> WELL, OBVIOUSLY THE CHIHUAHUA'S. [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:24,564 NO, COME ON. GORILLA. GORILLA. 277 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:28,401 >> Jimmy: GORILLA. [ LAUGHTER ] UNBELIEVABLE 278 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,771 WELL, THE DOG IS HEALTHY >> HE IS GREAT HE IS FINE 279 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,440 HE IS HEALTHY. HE IS HAPPY. HE HAS NO RECOLLECTION 280 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,142 WHATSOEVER >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL WE WANTED TO HEAR. 281 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,345 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M SORRY. 282 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,879 I DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:44,351 YEAH YEAH >> Jimmy: I LOVE SEEING YOU. 284 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,119 I DO WANT TO SAY BEFORE WE GET IN TO ANYTHING, BECAUSE I WAS WITH MY FRIEND MAYBE ABOUT A 285 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:53,093 A MONTH AGO, WE WERE JUST PLAYING SONG FOR SONG. JUST GOING SONG FOR -- YOU GET 286 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:56,629 A SONG, I GET A SONG DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING. AND HE PLAYED ME THIS SONG, 287 00:19:56,629 --> 00:20:01,501 "SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE." I THINK THE NAME OF THE SONG 288 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,904 WAS "SUNDAY. AND HE PLAYED IT AND I WAS LIKE, "LOVE THIS." 289 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,274 I GO, "WHO IS THIS?" AND HE GOES, "IT'S JAKE GYLLENHAAL. 290 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:12,345 AND I WAS LIKE, DUDE, YOU ARE PHENOMENAL IN THAT PLAY. >> OH, COME ON 291 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:16,149 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT A VOICE OH, MY GOSH. NOT JUST GOOD, GREAT 292 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,752 FANTASTIC. AND I KNOW THAT YOU CAN SING, AND WE'VE DONE BITS ON THE SHOW 293 00:20:18,752 --> 00:20:23,590 SO MANY TIMES. BUT MAN, OH, MAN, YOU KNOCKED THAT ONE OUT OF THE PARK 294 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,092 >> WELL, IT'S A PRETTY INCREDIBLE SHOW. WE DID IT ON BROADWAY, AND THEN 295 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:30,597 WE WERE ABOUT TO GO DO IT IN LONDON, AND THEN THE WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC HIT 296 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,767 YOU KNOW, AND THEN WE HAD TO CANCEL >> Jimmy: DOES IT FEEL GOOD 297 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:36,069 THAT YOU'RE ON -- I MEAN, YOU'RE ON SPOTIFY? I MEAN - 298 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,138 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S COOL. >> NO, IT IS SUPER COOL. 299 00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:42,509 MY NAME DOESN'T EVEN FIT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT SCROLLS PAST. 300 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:46,546 >> IT WAS A WHOLE CAST, THEY JUST, LIKE -- LET'S JUST LEAVE HIS NAME OFF 301 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,383 >> Jimmy: BUT I SAW YOU AT THE TONYS BY THE WAY YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR A TONY 302 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:54,521 LOOK AT THIS COME ON, IT'S JAKE GYLLENHAAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 303 00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:58,024 YOU LOOK GREAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU, THAT YOU HAD A BABY PINK TUX 304 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:03,063 THAT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT >> BABY PINK >> Jimmy: BABY PINK. 305 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:05,065 PEOPLE LOVED IT. >> IT WAS A REALLY, NICE, SOFT THING. 306 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:09,069 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "GQ" SAID YOU WON THE NIGHT. 307 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:12,072 >> OH. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 308 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,541 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S NICE >> Jimmy: IT'S NICE TO SEE 309 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:18,144 BROADWAY IS BACK >> OH, IT'S SO GREAT >> Jimmy: HOW DID IT FEEL? 310 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,647 WHAT WAS THE ENERGY LIKE >> IT'S SO GREAT IT'S WONDERFUL 311 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,515 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE -- TO THINK OF EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, PARTICULARLY BROADWAY, 312 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,317 AND EVERYONE WHO WORKS ON BROADWAY, TO COME BACK. TO FEEL LIKE WE ACTUALLY, PROBABLY, ARE 313 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:32,125 GOING TO LAST THIS THROUGH AND STAY AND TO SEE AN AUDIENCE HERE -- 314 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:38,465 JUST A LIVE AUDIENCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S THE BEST. 315 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,301 >> Jimmy: I WANT GET INTO YOUR NEW MOVIE. I WANT TO GET INTO "THE 316 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,503 GUILTY." MORE WITH JAKE GYLLENHAAL WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY. 317 00:21:43,503 --> 00:22:03,656 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: JAKE GYLLENHAAL, 318 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,593 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 319 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:10,630 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT -- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR 320 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,367 DOING OUR SHOW WHEN WE WERE STUCK AT HOME IN THE PANDEMIC. WE DID -- YOU DID A REALLY 321 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:19,272 FUNNY BIT WITH KRISTEN WIIG AND WILL FERREL, AND YOU WERE FANTASTIC IN IT. 322 00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:21,541 THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT, IT MEANT A LOT TO US. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING 323 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,343 ME ARE YOU KIDDING? >> Jimmy: YOU MADE YOUR FILM 324 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:27,380 "THE GUILTY" DURING THAT, RIGHT? OR RIGHT AFTER THAT? 325 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,083 >> YEAH, IT WAS JUST RIGHT AFTER THAT OCTOBER, 2020. 326 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:35,355 >> Jimmy: HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE A FILM DURING A PANDEMIC? >> IT WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 327 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:39,392 RIGHT IN THAT, SORT OF, SECOND WAVE OF US. EVERYONE TRYING GO BACK ON LOCKDOWN, AND WE WERE 328 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:45,732 SHOOTING IN LOS ANGELES. WHEN I HAD -- I DEVELOPED THE MOVIE AS AN IDEA THAT I REALLY 329 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,801 LOVED. AND I SENT IT TO ANTOINE FUQUA, WHO DIRECTED IT. 330 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:50,203 WE MADE THIS MOVIE, "SOUTHPAW," TOGETHER >> Jimmy: YEAH 331 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:53,373 >> AND I SENT IT TO HIM, AND I SAID, "WE CAN SHOOT THIS MOVIE IN 48 HOURS. 332 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:58,945 YOU KNOW IT TAKES PLACE, PRETTY MUCH, IN ONE PLACE. 333 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,481 ONE CHARACTER YOU FOLLOW THE WHOLE THING. AND THEN, WHEN I SENT IT TO 334 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,550 HIM, REALLY, I SAID, "FIVE DAYS FIVE DAYS. 335 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:08,054 SHOOT IT IN FIVE DAYS. CAUSE NO ONE KNEW AT THAT POINT -- THE SHORTER WE SHOOT 336 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,090 THE SAFER IT WOULD BE. YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. 337 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,525 >> AND WE ENDED UP SHOOTING THE MOVIE IN 11 DAYS >> Jimmy: WOW. 338 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:16,229 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLY SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME TO SHOOT A MOVIE. 339 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:19,833 >> BUT IT WAS SAFE, YOU KNOW AS SAFE AS IT CAN BE SO, IT WAS DIFFICULT IN CERTAIN 340 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,902 WAYS I MEAN, LIKE, FRIDAY BEFORE THE MONDAY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO 341 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:27,173 START SHOOTING, SOMEONE NEAR ANTOINE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID. 342 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:30,076 >> Jimmy: SURE >> AND HE HAD TO GO IN TO QUARANTINE 343 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,078 AND WE ONLY HAD AN 11 DAY SHOOT. SO IT MEANS 12 DAYS HE HAD TO 344 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,581 BE AWAY. WHICH MEANT BECAUSE IT WAS SO SHORT -- WE HAD ALL THESE GREAT 345 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,117 ACTORS WE HAVE ETHAN HAWKE IN IT. WE HAVE PAUL DANO, 346 00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:40,387 PETER SARSGAARD, RILEY KEOUGH -- ALL THESE INCREDIBLE ACTORS THAT MEANT 347 00:23:40,387 --> 00:23:44,991 THEY WERE DOING A FAVOR. THEY'D HAVE TO RECAST. IT WAS GOING FALL APART. 348 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:51,431 AND WE BASICALLY FOUND THIS VAN WITH MONITORS IN IT. AND WE HARDWIRED THE VAN TO THE 349 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:55,468 STAGE, AND ANTOINE DIRECTED THE ENTIRE MOVIE FROM A VAN FROM A A BLOCK A WAY FROM THE STAGE 350 00:23:55,468 --> 00:24:01,474 WHERE WE SHOT. YEAH AND THE ONLY TIME -- 351 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,644 >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE >> SO WE WOULD TALK ON THE PHONE IN BETWEEN THESE TAKES 352 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,947 AND WHEN WE WERE CHANGING SET UPS, AND WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF TIME 353 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:11,851 THEY PUT A LADDER OVER THE WALL OF THE STAGE, AND I WOULD CLIMB UP THE LADDER, AND HE WOULD 354 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:15,055 COME OUT OF HIS VAN AND WE WOULD TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET 355 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:18,324 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HE BROUGHT IN THIS PHOTO. 356 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,927 HERE'S YOU TALKING TO ANTOINE FUQUA. LOOK AT THIS 357 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:25,098 [ LAUGHTER ] JAKE, THIS IS CRAZY. >> LITERALLY, I WOULD CLIMB 358 00:24:25,098 --> 00:24:29,235 A LADDER, AND WE WOULD JUST, LIKE, YELL AT EACH OTHER HE WOULD BE LIKE, "GOOD TAKE!" 359 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:33,940 >> Jimmy: HERE IS ANTOINE. HIS VIEW FROM -- THAT'S YOU TALKING TO HIM 360 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:37,544 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS WILD >> YEAH. 361 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,746 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS IS CRAZY THAT YOU GUYS EVEN PULLED THIS OFF. 362 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:43,083 >> IT WAS SO AMAZING I MEAN, WE KNOW EACH OTHER WELL 363 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:47,387 WE'RE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. SO WE WERE ABLE TO TRUST EACH OTHER FROM AFAR, YOU KNOW. 364 00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:51,758 BUT I'VE NEVER MADE ANYTHING WHERE I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO BE IN PHYSICAL PROXIMITY -- I 365 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:56,363 MEAN, ALL THE ACTORS WERE ALL OVER THE WORLD BASICALLY THE MOVIE IS CALLS 366 00:24:56,363 --> 00:25:01,501 COMING IN. SO, ALL THE ACTORS WERE CALLING IN, BUT THEY WERE ALL ON ZOOM. 367 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:06,039 IN AUSTRALIA AND NEW YORK, LOS ANGELES, AND IT WAS JUST -- OUR DIRECTOR IN A VAN. 368 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:09,142 DOWN THE BLOCK >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS HE LIKE WAS HE FREAKING OUT LIKE, "I 369 00:25:09,142 --> 00:25:13,179 HAVE NEVER DIRECTED FROM A VAN WHAT DO I DO?" >> HE'S A CHAMP. 370 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:16,149 HE'S A CHAMP >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S BRILLIANT >> YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THOSE 371 00:25:16,149 --> 00:25:18,318 KIND OF THINGS AT A CERTAIN POINT -- THAT PRESSURE AND THAT TENSION. 372 00:25:18,318 --> 00:25:20,720 I MEAN, IT WAS HARD THAT HE DID IT, BUT -- >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU WOULD 373 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,822 HAVE NO CLUE WATCHING THE MOVIE. IT'S FANTASTIC 374 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:26,426 IT'S LIKE THIS IS -- I MEAN, EDGE OF YOUR SEAT. I'M, LIKE, GOING, "WHAT? 375 00:25:26,426 --> 00:25:32,632 I WOULD HAVE NO IDEA THAT YOU SHOT THIS IN 11 DAYS IT'S A CRAZY THRILLER. 376 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:36,903 YOU PLAY A 9-1-1 OPERATOR. CAN YOU SET IT UP? >> YEAH, I PLAY A 377 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:41,174 9-1-1 OPERATOR HIS NAME IS JOE BAILER AND HE GETS THIS CALL, AND 378 00:25:41,174 --> 00:25:45,545 BASICALLY -- I DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY, BECAUSE LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT YOU SAY 379 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:49,082 ABOUT THE MOVIE GIVES SOMETHING AWAY >> Jimmy: YOU KIND OF DID. 380 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:52,318 >> HE GETS THIS CALL, AND IT CHANGES HIS ENTIRE NIGHT AND ULTIMATELY CHANGES HIS 381 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:57,357 ENTIRE LIFE. AND IT'S JUST A CRAZY RIDE IT'S JUST LIKE A - 382 00:25:57,357 --> 00:25:59,926 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> CRAZY 90 MINUTE RIDE. >> Jimmy: YOU DO SUCH A GREAT 383 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:03,463 JOB WITH IT TOO. ARE YOU ACTING WITH THE ACTORS WHEN YOU'RE ACTING, OR JUST -- 384 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:06,332 NO TALKING TO - >> OH, YEAH, NO, EVERYTHING'S 385 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,935 LIVE WE WOULD DO -- WE BROKE THE MOVIE UP INTO FIVE PARTS 386 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:14,074 SO, IT'S 20 MINUTES. WE DID 20 PAGES A DAY. 20 MINUTE TAKES. 387 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:17,344 WE DO 20, 30 MINUTES -- WE DO THE WHOLE THING. THEY'D ALL CALL IN, AND THERE 388 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:21,948 WOULD ACTUALLY PHONE CALLS AND EVERYTHING YOU SEE IN THE MOVIE IS LIVE. 389 00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:24,451 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S JAKE GYLLENHAAL IN "THE 390 00:26:24,451 --> 00:26:26,486 GUILTY." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 391 00:26:27,487 --> 00:26:30,357 >> I NEED THE COLOR OF THE CAR OKAY, WHEN I SAY THE RIGHT ONE, SAY, "IT'S FINE. 392 00:26:30,357 --> 00:26:37,263 RED, BLUE, BLACK, WHITE. >> IT'S FINE >> WHITE 393 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:42,836 >> YES >> IS IT A CAR >> NO. 394 00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:46,773 >> TRUCK >> VAN >> NO, JUST YES OR NO ANSWERS, 395 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,609 EMILY. >> I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO HANG UP 396 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:52,445 >> EMILY >> I HAVE TO HANG UP >> EMILY, DON'T HANG UP, OKAY? 397 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,849 PUT THE PHONE ON THE FLOOR, OR IN YOUR POCKET ANYWHERE THAT HE CAN'T SEE IT, 398 00:26:55,849 --> 00:26:59,085 ALL RIGHT? JUST KEEP IT ON SO WE CAN TRACK YOU, AND IF YOU CAN'T JUST CALL 399 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:02,489 ME BACK. MY NAME IS JOE, I'LL BE WAITING EMILY, DO YOU HEAR ME? 400 00:27:02,489 --> 00:27:05,658 I WILL BE WAITING. >> OKAY, I'M SORRY >> MY NAME IS -- 401 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:08,194 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 402 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:10,730 JAKE GYLLENHAAL, EVERYBODY "THE GUILTY" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW, AND ON NETFLIX 403 00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:15,735 FRIDAY KARAMO JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 404 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:38,858 STICK AROUND, LOVE YOU BUDDY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 405 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,660 >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST AS THE CULTURE EXPERT ON "QUEER EYE," NOW YOU 406 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,495 CAN SEE HIM IN THE FINAL SEASON OF "DEAR WHITE PEOPLE" WHICH IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX, PLEASE 407 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:49,436 STREAMING ON NETFLIX, PLEASE WELCOME KARAMO 408 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:55,375 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 409 00:27:55,375 --> 00:28:13,526 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HOW ARE YOU DOING, BROTHER? 410 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,695 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL 411 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,664 AUDIENCE THE ENERGY >> Jimmy: COME ON. 412 00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:20,633 YOU FEEL THAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 413 00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:24,237 YOU ALL LOOK GOOD. >> Jimmy: WE NEED IT, RIGHT? WE NEED THAT -- THE RECHARGE 414 00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:25,772 OUR BATTERIES. YES. >> FEELS NICE TO BE AROUND 415 00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:27,941 PEOPLE AGAIN >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU, BY THE WAY, YOU DID A GREAT JOB AT 416 00:28:27,941 --> 00:28:32,545 THE EMMYS. YOU ARE ON "E!'S ON THE RED CARPET" NOW. 417 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:34,514 >> YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I'M TRYING TO GET IN MY LITTLE RYAN SEACREST GIG RIGHT 418 00:28:34,514 --> 00:28:39,052 QUICK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] STEP IN. 419 00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:41,421 >> Jimmy: YOU ARE FANTASTIC AT IT DO YOU ENJOY DOING IT? 420 00:28:41,421 --> 00:28:43,456 >> LISTEN, IT WAS A DREAM OF MINE I USED TO WORK IN SOCIAL 421 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:46,059 SERVICES AND I LIVED IN TEXAS AND I WAS A SINGLE FATHER FOR ANYBODY WHO 422 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:49,596 DOESN'T KNOW I COULD NOT AFFORD HOSTING CLASSES. 423 00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:54,634 AND SO, I WOULD MUTE MY TV AND WHEN RYAN SEACREST, JOAN RIVERS, GIULIANA RANCIC, 424 00:28:54,634 --> 00:29:01,741 YOU KNOW, THE E! HOSTS WERE ON, AND I WOULD PRETEND, LIKE, USING CAPTIONS THAT I WAS THEM 425 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:05,211 AND TO BE THERE NOW -- >> Jimmy: LIKE, READING? LIKE A TELEPROMPTER? 426 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:08,014 >> I WAS READING A A TELEPROMPTER IT WAS LIKE ME BEING AT HOME, 427 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:11,551 THE KIDS WERE DOING HOMEWORK AND I'M LIKE, "TODAY ON E!, WE'RE GONNA -- 428 00:29:11,551 --> 00:29:15,021 LIKE -- AND NOW HERE IT IS I TELL THIS STORY, BECAUSE ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS 429 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:16,923 A DREAM, LITERALLY, YOU MIGHT BE IN A CIRCUMSTANCE RIGHT NOW WHERE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU CAN'T 430 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:22,595 MAKE IT. JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF KEEP PRACTICING. 431 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,432 KEEP DOING WHAT YOU GOTTA TO DO AND YOU CAN MAKE IT. 432 00:29:25,432 --> 00:29:29,602 IT'S THE TRUTH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 433 00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:32,238 >> IT'S THE TRUTH. YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S A CRAZY STORY 434 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,773 >> YEAH, IT IS >> Jimmy: DID YOU BRING ANYONE WITH YOU 435 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,141 >> I DID, I BROUGHT MY BEST FRIEND OF 25 YEARS, HIS NAME IS TRE. 436 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:38,244 BEST FRIEND TRE. AND IT WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME TO GET HIM 437 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,213 BUT WE HAVE BEEN HOMIES SINCE LIKE 18 YEARS OLD, COLLEGE DAYS AND I WAS LIKE, "IF I'M HAVING 438 00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:45,452 THIS EXPERIENCE, I WANT HIM TO BE THERE." YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 439 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:47,554 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I BROUGHT HIM AND GOT HIM AND I SAID, "YOU GOT TO 440 00:29:47,554 --> 00:29:50,490 LOOK LIKE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING. SO I'M GIVING YOU ONE JOB, TAKE 441 00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:54,627 PHOTOS OF ME WITH THESE CELEBRITIES, THESE ARE SOME OF THE ICONS OF THE ICONS." 442 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:56,830 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "AND I NEED YOU TO STAY CLOSE TO ME. 443 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:59,666 >> Jimmy: GET TO HANG OUT, GO TO THE EMMYS >> YEAH. 444 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:02,068 >> Jimmy: ALL HIS JOB WAS TO DO, JUST TAKE PHOTOS OF YOU AND THE CELEBRITIES. 445 00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:03,937 >> TAKE PHOTOS OF ME AND THE CELEBRITIES. >> Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT US SOME 446 00:30:03,937 --> 00:30:06,106 PHOTOS >> I DID I MEAN, AMAZING PHOTOS 447 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:09,175 >> Jimmy: TAKEN BY TRE >> BY TRE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS A GREAT 448 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:12,012 PICTURE OF YOU WITH ANGELA BASSETT >> ANGELA BASSETT, THE QUEEN 449 00:30:12,012 --> 00:30:14,247 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IF YOU CAN SEE, TRE CLEARLY DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE 450 00:30:14,247 --> 00:30:19,219 ASSIGNMENT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU, AND 451 00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:21,321 THAT'S ANGELA BASSETT. >> THE BALD HEAD >> Jimmy: YEP. 452 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:23,923 >> ANGELA BASSETT. >> Jimmy: ANGELA BASSETT AND THERE IS TRE 453 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,892 >> THAT IS TRE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS A GOOD SHOT 454 00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:29,596 HERE THAT IS YOU AND CEDRIC >> CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER. 455 00:30:29,596 --> 00:30:32,032 Y'ALL KNOW CEDRIC. >> Jimmy: CED, HE'S THE BEST >> THE BEST. 456 00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:33,867 >> Jimmy: YOU AND CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER. HERE'S JUST A GREAT PHOTO OF 457 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:38,138 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE ENTERTAINER. 458 00:30:38,138 --> 00:30:41,207 THERE YOU GO [ APPLAUSE ] >> I TOLD TRE, "ALL YOUR JOB 459 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:45,679 IS, IS TO TAKE PHOTOS OF ME AND THE CELEBRITIES. >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS MY 460 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:52,352 FAVORITE ONE BECAUSE THIS IS A A PICTURE OF YOU AND TARAJI P. HENSON 461 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:56,923 >> HE DIDN'T EVEN GET ME [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE'S LITERALLY, I APPRECIATE 462 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:59,225 THAT THERE'S LITERALLY A POINT AT THE DAY, JIMMY, THAT LITERALLY 463 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:00,860 HE JUST SAID, "FORGET IT, I'M JUST GOING TO START TAKING PHOTOS OF MYSELF AND THE 464 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:05,131 CELEBRITIES. LIKE, HE HAD 98 PHOTOS, NO JOKE, BECAUSE I COUNTED ON HIS 465 00:31:05,131 --> 00:31:11,471 PHONE, AND ONLY TWO WERE OF ME IN IT. TWO. 466 00:31:11,471 --> 00:31:13,707 >> Jimmy: TRE. >> THAT WAS IT >> Jimmy: HE'S GOT A SENSE OF 467 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:15,508 HUMOR, HE'S FUNNY, MAN >> YEAH, HE IS, HE IS. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT 468 00:31:15,508 --> 00:31:18,578 TO TRE YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING THAT I THINK IS EVEN A COOLER THING 469 00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:21,114 WHICH I APPRECIATE YOU SAVED FOR OUR SHOW BECAUSE I WAS TALKING TO YOU 470 00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:25,151 ABOUT THE E! RED CARPET AND YOU WERE HOSTING AND YOU GO, "YEAH. 471 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:28,755 I GO, "WHEN DID YOU GET STARTED DOING THIS?" AND YOU GOT A WEIRD 472 00:31:28,755 --> 00:31:32,592 OPPORTUNITY, RIGHT YOU GOT IN TO, WHAT? MODELING 473 00:31:32,592 --> 00:31:36,096 >> YEAH, SO WHEN I WAS LEAVING SOCIAL SERVICES I STARTED TO MODEL AND TRY TO HOST AS WELL. 474 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:37,964 AND I GOT THIS CALL, AND THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU'RE WORKING WITH, LIKE, A BIG CELEBRITY 475 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:44,504 THAT'S GOING TO BE, LIKE, A BIG JOB. AND I WAS, LIKE, FREAKING OUT. 476 00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:47,207 THEY WOULDN'T TELL ME WHO IT WAS. WHAT IT WAS. 477 00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:49,142 THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP, AND YOU KNOW, JUST GET HAIR AND MAKE UP READY AND 478 00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:52,479 YOU'RE GOING TO WORK WITH THIS BIG CELEBRITY," AND I'M FREAKING OUT 479 00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:55,648 GET THERE. THEY START PUTTING MAKE UP ON ME AND THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU'RE A 480 00:31:55,648 --> 00:32:00,220 A ZOMBIE." AND I WAS LIKE, "SERIOUSLY, A ZOMBIE?" 481 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:03,723 [ LAUGHTER ] I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T GET IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" 482 00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:06,459 THEY'RE LIKE, "DON'T WORRY, THE CELEBRITY WANTS YOU TO BE A ZOMBIE 483 00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:08,862 THEY WANT YOU TO BE A ZOMBIE." >> Jimmy: LIKE, "WE NEED SOME GOOD LOOKING ZOMBIES." 484 00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:10,930 >> "WE NEED SOME GOOD LOOKING ZOMBIES. AND I WAS LIKE - 485 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:13,800 I'M LOOKING AT THE GIRL WITH ME, SHE WAS 5'10" AND GORGEOUS, I'M LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS WE'RE 486 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,737 GONNA BE CUTE ZOMBIES. OKAY, GIRL YEAH 487 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:22,208 WE GET THERE AND IT'S LITERALLY JOAN RIVERS. THE ICON 488 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:24,511 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOU. >> NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN THESE PHOTOS 489 00:32:24,511 --> 00:32:30,717 I TOOK SELFIES WHERE I'M A A ZOMBIE WITH JOAN RIVERS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 490 00:32:30,717 --> 00:32:34,554 EATING MEAT. >> Jimmy: DUDE, THAT IS INSANE >> THIS IS ONE OF MY FIRST 491 00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:38,825 HOLLYWOOD JOBS AGAIN >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU -- >> LOOK AT THIS, JOAN RIVERS 492 00:32:38,825 --> 00:32:43,196 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND HOW WAS JOAN WHAT WAS THIS FOR? 493 00:32:43,196 --> 00:32:45,699 >> I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS FOR, BECAUSE I NEVER SAW IT ANYWHERE. 494 00:32:45,699 --> 00:32:48,101 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> LIKE, LITERALLY WE SHOWED UP AT HER HOUSE, WE TOOK PHOTOS, 495 00:32:48,101 --> 00:32:51,104 SHE GAVE ME A COUPLE OF KISSES ON THE MOUTH LIKE, THE BEST KISS EVER, WHILE 496 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:55,108 LOOKING LIKE THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS LIKE, "GIRL, ARE 497 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:57,177 YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?" >> Jimmy: A ZOMBIE, YEAH >> YEAH. 498 00:32:57,177 --> 00:32:59,145 AND -- >> Jimmy: DID SHE TALK TO YOU OR GIVE YOU ANY ADVICE 499 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:01,414 >> SHE DID SHE ACTUALLY PULLED ME TO THE SIDE AND SHE WAS LIKE, "FOR YOU 500 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:03,183 TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR TO COME HERE AND DO THIS, YOU HAVE A HUMILITY ABOUT YOU, KEEP 501 00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:08,655 THAT, KEEP GOING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TRY TO BREAK YOU DOWN IN THIS 502 00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:12,258 BUSINESS DO NOT LET THEM BREAK YOU DOWN DON'T LET 'NO' STOP YOU, LET 503 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:16,863 THEM PROPEL YOU. I MEAN, SHE WAS JUST DROPPING KNOWLEDGE AFTER KNOWLEDGE. 504 00:33:16,863 --> 00:33:19,466 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> YEAH AND I'M SITTING THERE IN ZOMBIE MAKE UP AND I'M LIKE, 505 00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:20,900 "OKAY, JOAN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WHATEVER YOU WANT 506 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,535 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: JOAN RIVERS, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. 507 00:33:22,535 --> 00:33:27,340 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE HER, MAN, I 508 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,576 MISS HER >> I DO TOO. >> Jimmy: I DO WANT TO TALK 509 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:33,480 ABOUT YOUR ACTING ROLE IN "DEAR WHITE PEOPLE." >> YEAH. 510 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:38,084 >> Jimmy: YOU JOIN THE CAST FOR THE SEASON -- THE FINAL SEASON >> YEAH. 511 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:41,788 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET THE GIG AND DID YOU ALWAYS -- I MEAN, YOU'RE A GOOD ACTOR. 512 00:33:41,788 --> 00:33:48,094 I THINK THIS IS -- >> MAMA, WE MADE IT! >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 513 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:50,697 YOU WILL SEE SOON, IN THE CLIP >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S GREAT, I 514 00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:55,568 MEAN YOU JUST AUDITIONED OR -- >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, I DID AUDITION, BUT IT WAS SOMETHING 515 00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:59,105 THAT IN THE BACK OF MY MIND I WANTED TO DO BUT I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE 516 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:02,676 BECAUSE SOMETIMES PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES HAVE THIS UNCONSCIOUS FEAR OF STOPPING US -- 517 00:34:02,676 --> 00:34:04,811 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> FROM GOING AFTER WHAT WE WANT BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID TO 518 00:34:04,811 --> 00:34:08,348 GO AFTER THEIR OWN LIVES SO I SECRETLY STUDIED, DID WHAT I NEEDED TO DO 519 00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:11,785 AND THEN, JUSTIN SIMIEN, WHO'S THE CREATOR OF "DEAR WHITE PEOPLE" WAS LIKE, "IF YOU WANT 520 00:34:11,785 --> 00:34:16,222 TO AUDITION AND TRY IT, HERE IT GOES." I AUDITIONED JUST LIKE EVERYONE 521 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:21,695 ELSE AND GOT THE ROLE AND LUCKILY IT WASN'T TOO FAR AWAY FROM WHAT I DO NATURALLY 522 00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:25,398 I'M PLAYING A COLLEGE COUNSELOR. SO I'M STILL GUIDING PEOPLE AND 523 00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:27,467 COUNSELING THEM. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT, YOU KNOW 524 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,769 >> Jimmy: DUDE, YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 525 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:32,205 HERE'S KARAMO IN "DEAR WHITE PEOPLE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 526 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:32,238 PEOPLE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 527 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:37,544 WITHIN YOUR REACH. >> PATHOBIOLOGY DIDN'T RUIN 528 00:34:37,544 --> 00:34:41,581 ANYTHING >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE "A-", YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT 529 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:46,720 YOU BROUGHT THE CLASS AVERAGE UP TO A -- A "D+." YEAH, I GOT TO GET A LOT MORE 530 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,722 PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR PSYCH THIS YEAR. >> YEAH, WELL, I WAS THINKING 531 00:34:48,722 --> 00:34:55,095 OF ADDING SOMETHING. >> JOELLE, YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE ANCIENT ART OF 532 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:57,597 SLEEPING >> YES, BUT I GUESS I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING ON MY 533 00:34:57,597 --> 00:35:01,468 SCHEDULE WORTH WAKING UP FOR >> LISTEN, YOU'RE NO GOOD TO ANYONE ELSE, ESPECIALLY 534 00:35:01,468 --> 00:35:08,141 YOURSELF, IF YOU'RE BURNED OUT IF YOU HAVE TO ADD SOMETHING, GO AHEAD AND ADD SOMETHING 535 00:35:08,141 --> 00:35:12,712 THAT'S FUN WE ALL HAVE A LOT OF NEEDS BUT JOELLE, BEING PRODUCTIVE IS 536 00:35:12,712 --> 00:35:17,650 JUST ONE OF THEM >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE NEED -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 537 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:22,555 I NEED MORE KARAMO ON MY TV. I WANT KARAMO IN THE MOVIE KARAMO, EVERYBODY! 538 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:25,325 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE FINAL SEASON OF "DEAR WHITE PEOPLE" IS STREAMING NOW ON 539 00:35:25,325 --> 00:35:28,461 NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FROM A A PERFORMANCE FROM G-EAZY 540 00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:33,833 FEATURING DEMI LOVATO. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 541 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:52,819 * >> Jimmy: TWO OF THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS 542 00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:57,957 PERFORMING "BREAKDOWN," FEATURING DEMI LOVATO, FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "THESE THINGS HAPPEN 543 00:35:57,957 --> 00:36:01,428 NEW ALBUM, "THESE THINGS HAPPEN TOO," GIVE IT UP FOR G-EAZY! 544 00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:06,366 * 545 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:11,504 * I GOT BIG PLANS BUT NONE OF THEM FEEL LIKE MINE 546 00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:17,043 AND I MISS DAYS * * WHERE I USED TO FEEL LIKE ME 547 00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:19,045 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN ALL THE FREEDOM * * THROW MY HEAR 548 00:36:19,045 --> 00:36:21,448 UP AT THE CEILIN I TAKE ANOTHER DRINK SO I CAN KILL * 549 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:24,851 * THE VOICE OF REASON I GOT BIG PLAN BUT NONE OF THEM 550 00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:29,889 FEEL LIKE MINE * * YOU KNOW UH BEEN FIGHTIN' MY DEMON 551 00:36:29,889 --> 00:36:32,826 BUT THEY AIN'T FIGHTIN' FAIR BUT I KEEP SAYING THAT * * EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT 552 00:36:32,826 --> 00:36:36,663 I SWEA ALL ALONE IN A DARK SPAC AIN'T NO LIGHT IN THERE * 553 00:36:36,663 --> 00:36:40,700 * WHAT'S MESSED UP IS I MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE IT THERE POURING EVERYTHING ON THIS 554 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:44,104 PAPER MY PEN IS ON * * FEEL LIKE I'M BREAKIN' IN PLACES THEY PU 555 00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:47,240 THE PRESSURE O I'M THE ONE IN MY CIRCLE * * THEY ALL DEPENDIN' ON 556 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,310 TO DO IT THOUG I NEED SOME STUF I'VE BECOME DEPENDENT ON * 557 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:52,946 * SOMEONE TRIED T CONFRONT ME NO WE DON'T GET ALONG 558 00:36:52,946 --> 00:36:56,082 IN MY BUSINESS THEY * * TRIPPIN' ON WHA I'M SIPPIN' ON 559 00:36:56,082 --> 00:36:58,184 THEY CAN'T REACH THE PEDESTAL THAT * * MY HEAD IS ON 560 00:36:58,184 --> 00:37:01,021 BUT TRUTHFULLY I'V BEEN BREAKING DOWN JUST FINALLY LETTIN' ON * 561 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:06,059 * OH I'M IN THE MIDDL OF A BREAKDOWN BAB I NEED YOU I NEED YO 562 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:10,096 OH I'M IN THE MIDDLE * * OF A STORM NOW BABY I NEED YOU I NEED YO 563 00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:17,103 TO COME OVER TELL ME THIS'LL BE OVER * * OVER SOON NOW 564 00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:22,342 OH I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BREAKDOWN BAB I NEED YOU I NEED YOU * 565 00:37:22,342 --> 00:37:26,079 * CROWDED SPACE BUT I FEEL ALONE EYES ON ME AT ALL TIME 566 00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:29,249 IN THE JUDGEMENT ZONE * * SOMEWHERE ON THE ROAD MESSED U 567 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:32,085 BUT I'M MISSIN' HOME NO REST FOR THE WICKED * * WHERE COULD I 568 00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:36,322 PUT A PILLOW O ANYWHERE FEEL MISUNDERSTOO THEY TRY TO PATRONIZE * 569 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:39,959 * THEY JUDGING MY WAY BUT WON'T EMPATHIZ YOU COULDN'T WAL 570 00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:42,896 IN MY SHOES * * I'M NOT TELLING LIE SINCE 21 I'VE BEEN 571 00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:45,398 RUNNING WHOLE ENTERPRISE * * PROVIDE FOR TOO 572 00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:48,134 MANY PEOPL I CAN'T JEOPARDIZE BUT I'VE BEEN BREAKING * 573 00:37:48,134 --> 00:37:51,438 * IN HALF T TWO SEPARATE LIVES MR. HYDE JUST DIED 574 00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:55,475 LOOKING IN JEKYLL'S EYES * * I START BECOMIN SOMEBODY I CAN'T RECOGNIZE 575 00:37:55,475 --> 00:38:00,714 * OH I'M IN THE MIDDL OF A BREAKDOWN BAB I NEED YOU I NEED YO 576 00:38:00,714 --> 00:38:05,318 OH I'M IN THE MIDDLE * * OF A STORM NOW BABY I NEED YOU I NEED YO 577 00:38:05,318 --> 00:38:11,858 TO COME OVER TELL ME THIS'LL BE OVER * * OVER SOON NOW 578 00:38:11,858 --> 00:38:17,864 OH I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BREAKDOWN BAB I NEED YOU I NEED YOU * 579 00:38:17,864 --> 00:38:39,419 * WOAH, OH-WOAH-A OH-WOAH OH-WOAH-AH BREAKDOW 580 00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:44,224 I GOT BIG PLANS * * BUT NONE OF THE FEEL LIKE MINE 581 00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:53,933 AND I MISS DAYS WHER I USED TO FEEL LIKE ME * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 582 00:38:53,933 --> 00:38:58,538 >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW HOW DO YOU DO IT COME ON. 583 00:38:58,538 --> 00:39:04,878 >> I LOVE YOU. >> Jimmy: HOW? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 584 00:39:04,878 --> 00:39:09,249 G-EAZY, DEMI LOVATO! THERE YOU GO, THAT'S RIGHT "THESE THINGS HAPPEN TOO" IS 585 00:39:09,249 --> 00:39:12,218 OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 586 00:39:12,218 --> 00:39:30,370 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 587 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:38,778 JAKE GYLLENHAAL, KARAMO, G-EAZY, DEMI LOVATO, ONCE AGAIN. 588 00:39:38,778 --> 00:39:42,282 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 589 00:39:42,282 --> 00:39:47,187 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 590 00:39:47,187 --> 00:39:49,923 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. 591 00:39:49,923 --> 00:39:55,795 THANK YOU. *