1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,679 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE 2 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:19,753 HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:22,188 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - SNOOP DOGG 4 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:27,060 CHRIS COLFER MUSICAL GUEST MICKEY GUYTON, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:37,103 ROOTS CREW QuestLove: 1523. >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:41,274 >> Steve: AND NOW HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:48,048 * 8 00:00:48,048 --> 00:01:03,830 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:08,735 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A CROWD RIGHT THERE WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, 10 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:12,405 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,742 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. 12 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:22,182 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, THIS AFTERNOON, PRESIDENT BIDEN RECEIVED HIS 13 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:26,219 COVID BOOSTER SHOT ON CAMERA IN FRONT OF REPORTERS WHEN THEY OFFERED BIDEN THE 14 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:29,289 BOOSTER HE SAID, "I'LL TAKE ONE IN MY ARM AND ANOTHER FOR MY APPROVAL RATING. 15 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:39,399 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BIDEN GETTING THE BOOSTER SHOT WASN'T TOO EXCITING. 16 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:42,202 IT WAS WATCHING THEM TRY TO ROLL UP HIS SLEEVE RIGHT BEFORE - 17 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,804 THAT'S WHERE ALL THE ACTION WAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:47,307 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS REAL 19 00:01:53,446 --> 00:02:00,253 [ LAUGHTER ] [ INDISCERNIBLE ] >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH. 20 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:03,123 [ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE'S GONNA GET ONE BUT SHE'S GONNA GET ONE, YES 21 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:12,265 >> MR. PRESIDENT WHAT, DO YOU SAY TO ALL THE WORLD LEADERS - [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,768 [ INDISCERNIBLE ] >> Jimmy: IT'S LIKE -- >> Steve: COME ONE 23 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,202 >> Jimmy: I CHANGED A DIAPER AND DRESSED A BABY FASTER THAN THAT 24 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:21,207 [ LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS TORTURING HIS ARM FOR 25 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:25,111 INFORMATION. "WHO SENT YOU? [ LAUGHTER ] 26 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:28,081 AFTER THAT ONE SLEEVE LOOKED PERFECTLY IRONED, THE OTHER LOOKED LIKE HE FELL OFF 27 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,884 A MOTORCYCLE GOING 80 MILES AN HOUR [ LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:34,754 LATER BIDEN WAS CHECKED FOR A HERNIA AND TRIED ROLLING HIS PANT LEGS OVER HIS WAIST 29 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:48,201 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE EVENTUALLY THE SECRET SERVICE PULLED THE WOMAN AWAY WHEN 30 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,570 BIDEN'S ARM POPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET "THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH." 31 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:56,876 [ LAUGHTER ] ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVE OVER YOUR SHOULDER IS IMPOSSIBLE 32 00:02:56,876 --> 00:03:00,780 IT'S EASIER TO GET A CASPER MATTRESS BACK IN ITS PACKAGING [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:04,417 "HOW DID THIS ARRIVE IN THIS BOX? SOME COVID NEWS, YESTERDAY THE 34 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:09,055 CEO OF PFIZER SAID THAT HE BELIEVED THAT LIFE WILL RETURN TO NORMAL WITHIN A YEAR. 35 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:16,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S RIGHT 36 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:21,067 BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR AMERICANS CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL ACTIVITIES LIKE STORMING AREA 37 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:26,706 51 AND EATING TIDE PODS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE WERE DOING. 38 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:31,878 THAT WAS OUR NORMAL TWO YEARS AGO. THOSE WERE THE HEADLINES 39 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,515 YEAH, THE CEO OF PFIZER SAID HE EXPECTS LIFE TO RETURN TO NORMAL WITHIN A YEAR 40 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:39,619 AND THAT'S NOT ALL HE SAID CHECK OUT THIS NEWS STORY THAT SHARED HIS FULL QUOTE HERE 41 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:39,652 CHECK OUT THIS NEWS STORY THAT SHARED HIS FULL QUOTE HERE 42 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,089 MORNING IS EXPRESSING SOME OPTIMISM BY SAYING, QUOTE, "I 43 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:47,260 TRULY BELIEVE BY NEXT SEPTEMBER WE'LL BE ABLE TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT 44 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:54,234 GO TO THE MOVIE, GO BOWLING, LET A STRANGER SNEEZE IN YOUR MOUTH, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 45 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,904 I FOR ONE AM GOING TO GET BLITZED ON WHITE CLAW THEN PLAY TONGUE CHICKEN WITH RANDOS AT 46 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:02,475 DAYTONA BEACH. #FALLASLEEP. #SLOPPYSEPTEMBER 47 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:07,247 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TONGUE CHICKEN >> Steve: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF 48 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:11,384 TONGUE CHICKEN >> Jimmy: THAT CAN'T BE REAL >> Steve: WOW, I THINK THAT WAS 49 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:14,387 A COMICAL PIECE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT MUST NOT BE REAL. 50 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,356 YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL GUYS, GET THIS. 51 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,258 THIS IS REAL VLADIMIR PUTIN HAD TO SELF-ISOLATE AFTER BEING 52 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,260 EXPOSED TO COVID RIGHT? SO THE KREMLIN RELEASED SOME 53 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:25,065 PHOTOS OF HIM ON VACATION TO PROVE THAT HE'S FEELING GREAT. AND I THINK IT WORKED. 54 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:31,438 HERE'S A COUPLE PHOTOS HERE. HERE'S ONE OF HIM SITTING ON A A ROCK 55 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:36,376 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF HIM LEANING AGAINST A TREE 56 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:42,082 [ LAUGHTER ] IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN RUSSIA'S NEWEST REALITY SHOW, "BACHELOR 57 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:50,890 IN SIBERIA." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A CATALOG MODEL 58 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:56,363 FOR L.L. BORSCHT [ LAUGHTER ] HE LOOKS LIKE A DAD WHOSE GIFT 59 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:59,733 CARD TO FILSON WAS ABOUT TO EXPIRE "GET ME THE OUTBACK. 60 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:05,205 I'LL TAKE THE WATERPROOF JACKET, TOO. [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,941 GIVE ME -- THROW IN THE CAMOUFLAGE WALLET. I CAN'T LET THE ANIMALS SEE THE 62 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:14,047 REAL WALLET IN THE WOODS [ LAUGHTER ] ONLY PROBLEM WITH CAMOUFLAGE 63 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:17,350 WALLETS IS IF I DROP IT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] 64 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:22,055 I KNOW YOU - [ APPLAUSE ] I'M TAKING TOO MUCH OF YOUR 65 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:26,059 TIME." THOSE LOOK LIKE PHOTOS YOU'D POSE WITH THE CAPTION, "HEY, 66 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:31,331 GUYS, I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM SOCIAL MEDIA FOR AWHILE. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:35,268 THAT'S RIGHT RUSSIA RELEASED THE PICTURES AS SOON AS THEY WERE ABLE TO FIND 68 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:38,204 A PHOTOGRAPHER WILLING TO GO INTO THE SIBERIAN WILDERNESS WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN. 69 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:44,244 "YEAH, I'M BUSY THAT WEEKEND." SPEAKING OF WORLD LEADERS, GERMANY JUST HELD ITS FEDERAL 70 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:48,548 ELECTION, WHICH MEANS THAT AFTER MORE THAN 16 YEARS IN OFFICE GERMAN CHANCELLOR 71 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:52,886 ANGELA MERKEL WILL SOON STEP DOWN YEP. 72 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:56,222 MERKEL'S STAFF LOVED HER UNTIL SHE DEMANDED THEY COME TO HER GOOD-BYE ZOOM HAPPY HOUR 73 00:05:56,222 --> 00:06:00,193 [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE LIKES THAT. MEANWHILE IN HER LAST FEW DAYS 74 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:04,531 BEFORE THE ELECTION, MERKEL, THIS IS REAL, SHE VISITED A PARK AND DECIDED TO FEED SOME 75 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:09,102 BIRDS. HERE'S A PHOTO, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:20,347 AND HERE SHE IS A FEW MINUTES AFTER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 77 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:23,550 THAT'S EVERY KID IN LINE FOR THE HAUNTED HOUSE AND THEN INSIDE THE HAUNTED HOUSE 78 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:27,487 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YEAH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 79 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:30,156 IN HINDSIGHT, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE TO WEAR A A PERFUME CALLED STALE BREAD 80 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:37,397 [ LAUGHTER ] PRONOUNCED STALE.E >> Steve: STALE. 81 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:42,102 >> Jimmy: YEAH "STALE BREAD." SOME MORE NEWS FROM OVERSEAS 82 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:45,071 THIS WEEKEND SOUTH KOREA ASKED NORTH KOREA TO RESTORE THE EMERGENCY 83 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:48,174 HOTLINE BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT, 84 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:54,714 KIM JONG-UN WAS LIKE, "DAMN. EVERYONE WANTS MY DIGITS NOW THAT I GOT A BANGING BOD." 85 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:59,886 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID? >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE QUOTE, 86 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,389 APPARENTLY, YEAH >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NORTH KOREA ACTUALLY 87 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:04,224 WANTS TO RESTORE THE HOTLINE, BUT EVERY TIME THEY PICK UP THE PHONE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY LOSES 88 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:13,900 THE INTERNET [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE 89 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:18,238 SPACEX ALL TOURIST FLIGHT EARLIER, A COUPLE WEEKS AGO? WELL, IT TURNS OUT WHILE THEY 90 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:23,143 WERE IN ORBIT AN ALARM IN THE CAB SOUL WENT OFF DUE TO A A SUCTION PROBLEM WITH THE 91 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:27,313 TOILET [ LAUGHTER ] THEY CALL THEIR SPACE PLUMBER 92 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:30,417 WHO SAID THAT HE'LL BE THERE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SPRING AND WINTER SOLSTICE. 93 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:35,321 [ LAUGHTER ] "CAN YOU NARROW DOWN ANYMORE I GOT TO WORK. 94 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:38,224 YUP, THE CREW HAD TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO FIX IT. SO BASICALLY, IT WAS A BUNCH OF 95 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:42,729 NASA SCIENTISTS SAYING, "THIS IS MISSION CONTROL, HAVE YOU TRIED JIGGLING THE HANDLE 96 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:48,068 MAYBE? [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, YOU KNOW ONE CREW 97 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:52,772 MEMBER KEPT TRYING TO SELL IT LIKE, "I SWEAR IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I WALKED IN THERE." 98 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:56,076 [ LAUGHTER ] "FRANK, THERE'S ONLY FOUR OF US IN SPACE 99 00:07:56,076 --> 00:08:02,182 IT'S ALL RIGHT." [ APPLAUSE ] AND GET THIS, A NEW STUDY FOUND 100 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:06,353 THAT REGULAR SAUNA USE HAS MANY OF THE SAME BENEFITS AS EXERCISE 101 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:10,457 [ AUDIENCE OOHS THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I DON'T HAVE TO SEE EIGHT STRANGERS' 102 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:17,163 TESTICLES WHEN I LIFT WEIGHTS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 103 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:22,736 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, I CHOOSE TO, YEAH 104 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:27,340 AND FINALLY, THIS VIDEO MADE ME -- YOU'LL SEE TWO GIRLS THIS MISSOURI HIT 105 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:32,379 A SQUIRREL WITH THEIR CAR AND THEY WERE SO UPSET THAT THEY TRIED TO TRY AND SAVE IT 106 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,881 THIS IS REAL WATCH THIS 107 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:42,589 >> OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD [ LAUGHTER ] 108 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:54,768 OH MY GOD. [ SCREAMING >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 109 00:08:54,768 --> 00:09:05,545 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE TURNS OUT -- TURNS OUT THE SQUIRREL WASN'T DEAD 110 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,348 HE WAS JUST IN SHOCK AFTER SHE DROVE OVER HIS NUTS. >> Steve: HEY. 111 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:13,053 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 112 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:13,086 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 113 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:28,335 * * 114 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:34,341 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: EVERYONE, IT IS MONDAY 115 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:38,144 WE'RE EXCITED TO BE BACK WE'VE GOT A GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS AHEAD. 116 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:41,047 JERRY SEINFELD WILL BE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JAKE GYLLENHAAL, MALUMA WILL BE 117 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:46,086 JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM THE 118 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:51,324 FLAMING LIPS AND G-EAZY FEATURING DEMI LOVATO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 119 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:57,163 >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: A BIG WEEK BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 120 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,099 FOR YOU TONIGHT. YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW SERIES "BMF" ON STARZ AND HE 121 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,169 VOICES A CHARACTER IN THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE "THE ADDAMS FAMILY 2" IN THEATERS FRIDAY 122 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:10,443 SNOOP DOGG IS JOINING US >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 123 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:14,247 >> Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE I LOVE THAT GUY. PLUS, HE HAS A NEW BOOK CALLED 124 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:18,551 "A TALE OF SORCERY," CHRIS COLFER IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 125 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:24,290 GUY'S AMAZING. FANTASTIC. AND WE HAVE A GREAT IN-STUDIO 126 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,093 PERFORMANCE FROM MICKEY GUYTON TONIGHT. >> Steve: OH 127 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:35,301 WHOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 128 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,871 TARIQ, YOU DID A GREAT JOB AT THE TONY AWARDS LAST NIGHT I SAW YOU THERE. 129 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,373 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Tariq: THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 130 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:45,245 YOU. >> Jimmy: TARIQ, AT THE END OF THE TONY'S AND FREESTYLE LOVE 131 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,381 SUPREME WAS -- I THOUGHT THEY WERE FANTASTIC >> Tariq: YEAH, YEAH 132 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,718 >> Jimmy: THEY SUMMED THE WHOLE TONY AWARD FREESTYLE RAPPING AT THE END. 133 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,787 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: LIKE ALL THOSE BIG MOMENTS. 134 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,756 IT WAS ACTUALLY AWESOME. >> Tariq: YEAH IT WAS PRETTY COOL 135 00:10:56,756 --> 00:11:00,927 >> Jimmy: I HAD TO WATCH -- I NEEDED SOME LAUGHTER AND SOME JOY BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING 136 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:04,264 "SQUID GAME. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS YET [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 137 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,099 >> Tariq: WHAT >> Jimmy: HAVE YOU WATCH THIS YET? 138 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,234 >> Tariq: NO, WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD RECOMMEND TO ME. 139 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,870 >> Tariq: I WOULD RECOMMEND "SQUID GAME? >> Jimmy: YEAH 140 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,073 >> Tariq: OKAY, WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING -- IT'S MESSING WITH 141 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,241 MY BRAIN >> Tariq: WHAT IS IT >> Jimmy: IT'S A DRAMA 142 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:20,080 IT'S ON NETFLIX. IT'S LIKE A KOREAN SHOW OR SOMETHING -- WHATEVER AND IT'S 143 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,615 LIKE PEOPLE THAT ARE DOWN ON THEIR LUCK THEY OWE MONEY OR SOMETHING 144 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,952 LIKE BIG MONEY PEOPLE WANT TO KILL YOU, YOU KNOW 145 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:31,124 SO THEY ARE DOWN ON THEIR LUCK SOME WEIRD DUDE SHOWS UP AND GOES, "WANT TO PLAY A SQUID 146 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,227 GAME?" [ LAUGHTER ] BASICALLY LIKE THAT. 147 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,297 I MIGHT BE GETTING THE DIALOGUE A LITTLE BIT WRONG [ LAUGHTER ] 148 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,400 >> Steve: IS IT REALITY SHOW >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: REALITY SHOW 149 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,303 >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT BASICALLY SAYS, "WANT TO PLAY SQUID GAME?" 150 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:48,541 AND YOU'RE SO DESPERATE YOU GO, "YEAH, I'LL PLAY SQUID GAME. [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,444 MIGHT AS WELL. MAYBE AT THIS LOCATION I'LL PICK YOU UP IN A VAN AND SEE 152 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:55,215 WHAT HAPPENS." >> Steve: ALWAYS GOOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 153 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:59,252 >> Jimmy: WAKE UP IN A A WAREHOUSE WEARING A TRACK SUIT AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT 154 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:04,424 WORKED -- MOST BIZARRE SHOW. AND I'VE NEVER -- SO -- IT'S ULTRA VIOLENT AND BLOOD AND 155 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,260 EVERYTHING >> Tariq: I'LL HAVE CHECK IT OUT, MAN 156 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,795 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:12,165 BUT I CAN'T DO THAT STUFF. >> Steve: I'M NOT GONNA WATCH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT ME. 158 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,668 I GOT TO BALANCE MY BRAIN OUT. >> Tariq: YEAH >> Jimmy: THEN I WATCHED THE 159 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:17,904 TONYS, I SAW TARIQ ON THE TONYS. >> Steve: DELIGHTFUL 160 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,840 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS ACTUALLY FANTASTIC. I COULDN'T -- THAT WAS -- 161 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,910 THAT'S MY REALITY TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYTHING. >> Steve: "SQUID GAME" FIRST, 162 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,713 TARIQ SECOND >> Tariq: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: I'M NOT DONE WITH 163 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:30,617 "SQUID GAME. DOWN NINE EPISODES OF "SQUID GAME." 164 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,585 THAT'S LIKE FIVE TOO MANY EPISODES FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:37,290 >> Steve: IS IT A REALITY SHOW OR IS IT A DRAMA >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 166 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,892 IT COULD NEVER BE A REALITY SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] 167 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,227 IT'S ONE OF THE MOST VIOLENT THINGS TARIQ ALWAYS SENDS ME THESE 168 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:45,298 VIOLENT SHOWS. HE GOES, "WATCH THIS ME AND THE FAMILY LOVE THIS. 169 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,567 [ LAUGHTER ] >> QuestLove: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID 170 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,235 >> Jimmy: AND THEN I CAN'T SLEEP. I CAN'T SLEEP. 171 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,272 YOU KNOW, I DIAL 9-1 THEN I GO TO SLEEP >> Steve: YOU'RE JUST READY TO 172 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,807 GO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST IN CASE 173 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,109 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: JUST IN CASE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 174 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,978 I JUST PRESS THE OTHER 1 AND MAKE SURE I'M ALL READY TO GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:02,916 OH, GUYS, BEFORE WE GO ON I WANT TO THANK SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW. 176 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:07,120 THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAKS. WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT 177 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,657 ALL -- THAT WE MENTION ALL OF THE SPONSORS IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 178 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,891 SPONSORS." HERE WE GO 179 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:17,230 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS * 180 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:22,102 >> Jimmy: FIRST SPONSOR IS KODAK. "YOU KNOW YOUR PHONE CAN DO 181 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,904 THIS, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE RED BULL, "IT MAY TASTE LIKE 182 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:28,274 YOU'RE DRINKING THE INSIDE OF A BATTERY, BUT IT FEELS LIKE THAT TOO." 183 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:35,415 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE KARS 4 KIDS, "A BUSINESS MODEL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, AND 184 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:41,254 A JINGLE THAT WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 185 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:47,293 * 1-877 KARS FOR KIDS* OH, YEAH STOP STOP. 186 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:51,364 * KARS 4 KIDS * >> Jimmy: NO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 187 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:58,204 ALSO SPONSORED BY YAMAHA, "YOUR SOURCE FOR MOTORCYCLES AND, FOR SOME REASON, PIANOS? 188 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:02,642 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HP PRINTERS, "WE DON'T KNOW WHAT 'CYAN' IS EITHER, BUT 189 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:12,752 YOU'RE OUT OF IT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE TROJAN, "THANKS FOR PUTTING US 190 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:18,758 IN YOUR WALLET SEE YOU IN SIX YEARS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 191 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:22,829 SCOTCH, "ENJOY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE TAPE STARTS. NOPE, NOT THERE. 192 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:28,702 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, SWIFFER, "WHY CLEAN UP MESSES WHEN YOU CAN 193 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:32,739 JUST PUSH THEM TO A DIFFERENT PART OF THE ROOM." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 194 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,842 THAT'S ALL FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS." WE LOVE OUR SPONSORS 195 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:39,179 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME." COME ON BACK 196 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:57,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 197 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,633 EVERYBODY. NOW WE ALL LOVE OUR PETS, AND EVERY PET OWNER THINKS THAT 198 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,436 THEIR PET IS THE BEST. WELL, I WANTED TO SEE IF THAT WAS TRUE, SO IT'S TIME FOR, 199 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:08,808 "WHY IS YOUR PET BETTER THAN ME?" HERE WE GO 200 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:08,842 ME?" HERE WE GO 201 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,044 * * WHY IS YOUR PET 202 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,080 BETTER THAN ME BETTER THAN ME * * 203 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,851 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR FIRST PET HELLO THERE. 204 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,686 HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HELLO, I'M FLORIAN AND I'M 205 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:29,195 FROM GERMANY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOA 206 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:32,065 I LOVE THAT ALREADY. I LOVE -- ALL THE WAY FROM GERMANY. 207 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,668 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON OUR SHOW I LOVE THAT. 208 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:38,138 ALREADY, I CAN SEE WHY YOUR PET IS BETTER THAN ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:42,075 WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR DOG WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT >> HE'S A FIVE-YEAR-OLD 210 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,745 AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD. AND, YEAH, HE'S PRETTY AWESOME >> Jimmy: WHAT -- IS THAT HIS 211 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,180 TALENT WHAT IS HIS TALENT >> HIS TALENT IS HE GOT ALL THE 212 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:55,188 TRUST IN THE WORLD FOR ME AND EVEN DOES A TRUST FALL WITH ME [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 213 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,992 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD FLORIAN, WHAT IS YOUR DOG'S NAME AGAIN 214 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,195 >> MORTY >> Jimmy: YEAH, MORTY. ALL RIGHT. 215 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:07,534 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE MORTY -- CAN WE SEE MORTY DO A TRUST FALL WITH YOU 216 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:11,171 THIS IS HILARIOUS. >> SURE. >> Jimmy: MY GOSH. 217 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,240 WOW! RIGHT THERE. THAT'S AMAZING 218 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:25,952 OH, MY GOSH. BE CAREFUL, MORTY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 219 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:30,290 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WOW! 220 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:35,061 WOW! MORTY! GREAT JOB, MORTY 221 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:38,298 YOU SCORED RIGHT THERE, BUDDY. THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW. ALL THE WAY FROM GERMANY, 222 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,100 THAT'S GREAT >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 223 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,769 >> Jimmy: LET'S MEET OUR NEXT PET RIGHT HERE OH, WOW. 224 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,438 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] MUST BE SUNNY WHERE YOU ARE. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 225 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:50,076 WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> MY NAME IS JESS THIS IS COOPER 226 00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:55,615 AND WE'RE FROM MISSION VIEJO, CALIFORNIA >> Jimmy: AH, MISSION VIEJO. 227 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,884 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES >> Jimmy: I LOVE COOPER'S 228 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,652 SUNGLASSES CAN YOU TELL ME WHY IS COOPER BETTER THAN ME 229 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:04,057 >> COOPER CAN MAKE A REALLY GOOD SILLY FACE. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY 230 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:11,164 OH, I'D LOVE TO SEE -- [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S REALLY CUTE 231 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,099 HE'S GOING TO MAKE A SILLY FACE ALL RIGHT, COOPER, LET'S SEE 232 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:17,070 THIS ROOTS, CAN WE GET A DRUM ROLL, PLEASE 233 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,039 [ DRUM ROLL >> OKAY, COOPER, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, DO YOUR BEST SILLY 234 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:28,214 FACE OKAY? ONE, TWO, THREE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 235 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,284 * >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. NO, NO, THAT'S AWESOME 236 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,119 I LOVE YOU, AND I LOVE COOPER. THANK YOU, JESS, FOR BEING ON THE SHOW 237 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:38,058 >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, COOPER. 238 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,795 GOOD DOGGIE. GOOD DOGGIE. HI, BUDDY. 239 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,464 OH, YEAH, GOOD JOB GOOD JOB, BUDDY. LET'S MEET OUR NEXT PET OVER 240 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,133 HERE HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM 241 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,369 >> HEY, MY NAME IS ALLISON FLAKE, AND I'M FROM HOUSTON, TEXAS 242 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:55,241 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: AH, HEY, WELCOME 243 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,978 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE LOVE HOUSTON. ALLISON WHAT IS YOUR PET'S 244 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,547 NAME >> HIS NAME IS ASTRO, FOR THE HOUSTON ASTROS 245 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,483 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO ASTRO. NOW, WHAT IS ASTRO'S TALENT? 246 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,586 >> SO, HE CAN CATCH FOAM GOLF BALLS. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO 247 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,322 SEE THIS GOLF BALL ACTION. I LOVE GOLF. ROOTS, CAN WE GET A LITTLE 248 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:15,929 MUSIC HERE * >> ASTRO, YOU READY? 249 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:22,635 >> Jimmy: KIND OF SITTING THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:33,113 OH AYE-YI-YI. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 251 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:36,616 I LOVE THIS CAT. >> MORE? COME ON! 252 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:44,057 >> Jimmy: READY, BUD YES! THREE FOR THREE. 253 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,426 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ASTRO! 254 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,295 I LOVE THAT. GOOD JOB, ASTRO. ALLISON, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 255 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,132 BRINGING HIM ON. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT GOOD JOB 256 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:56,770 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S MEET OUR LAST PET HERE HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND 257 00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:59,072 WHERE ARE YOU FROM >> HELLO, MY NAME IS LINDSEY WADDEN, AND WE ARE FROM 258 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:05,445 MAPLE RIDGE IN CANADA. >> Jimmy: OH, HEY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 259 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,114 * THANK YOU SO MUCH, LINDSEY I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA WHAT'S 260 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,582 GOING TO HAPPEN BUT WHO IS THERE WITH YOU, AND WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT 261 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:17,057 >> THIS IS OLLIE AND HE IS A A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD BORDER COLLIE SAY HI 262 00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:21,261 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] SAY HI 263 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,063 THAT'S CUTE ALREADY. OH, MY GOSH. NOW, DON'T EVEN TELL ME THE DOG 264 00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:25,498 IS GOING TO PLAY JENGA IS THAT TRUE >> YEAH, HE'S GOING TO TRY 265 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,867 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS IS AMAZING. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS 266 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,070 HAPPEN AND THIS JUST HAPPENED, YOU HAVE GAME NIGHT AND HE JUST 267 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:34,841 COMES OVER AND STARTS PLAYING? >> YEAH. WE DO. 268 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,178 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THIS ALREADY. 269 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:42,549 ROOTS, CAN WE MAYBE GET A DRUM ROLL [ DRUM ROLL 270 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,585 OKAY OKAY, WAIT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 271 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:50,090 SLOW IT DOWN SLOW IT DOWN >> Jimmy: WANT TO -- 272 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,192 >> GENTLE. YEP, THAT ONE. GET IT 273 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:56,229 GET IT GOOD BOY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 274 00:19:56,229 --> 00:20:00,433 * >> Jimmy: YES. YES! 275 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:05,305 YES! GOOD JOB OLLIE, GREAT JOB 276 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:08,274 GREAT JOB TO ALL OUR TALENTED PETS IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A PET 277 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,210 THAT IS BETTER THAN ME, I WANT TO SEE IT. GO TO 278 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:14,280 THETONIGHTSHOW.COM/WHYISYOURPETB TO SUBMIT A VIDEO OF YOUR PET. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 279 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,082 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SNOOP DOGG, EVERYBODY. 280 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:40,206 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 281 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:46,646 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A HIP-HOP LEGEND AND ONE OF THE BIGGEST ENTERTAINERS 282 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:54,187 IN THE WORLD YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW SHOW, "BMF," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS 283 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,990 AT 8:00 P.M. ON STARZ. AND HE LENDS HIS VOICE TO THE NEW ANIMATED MOVIE, "THE ADDAMS 284 00:20:56,990 --> 00:21:01,394 FAMILY 2," WHICH IS IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY. HERE IS SNOOP DOGG, EVERYBODY. 285 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:01,428 ON FRIDAY. HERE IS SNOOP DOGG, EVERYBODY. 286 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,364 * >> Jimmy: THERE'S WHAT I'M 287 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,167 TALKING ABOUT, YEAH. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 288 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:10,070 YOU LOOK GOOD, BUDDY WELCOME. >> WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP, JIMMY 289 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:13,340 WHAT'S HAPPENING >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME BACK TO THE SHOW 290 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:16,176 HAPPY ALMOST 50th BIRTHDAY ARE YOU TURNING 50 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 291 00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:20,347 >> YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO BE 5-0, MAN. >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU'RE ABOUT TO 292 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:24,684 BE 5-0 AND DOING ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR THE BIRTHDAY 293 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,886 I'M ASSUMING >> YEAH, MY WIFE IS THROWING A A PARTY FOR ME 294 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,556 PLAYERS BALL FOR MY 50th BIRTHDAY PARTY, SO, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA BE SUITED AND 295 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:33,360 BOOTED [ LAUGHTER ] THE WAY WE DO, WE DO 296 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:39,666 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- AND HOW -- I WANTED TO ASK YOU THIS 297 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,702 QUESTION BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE. I THINK WHEN PEOPLE HANG OUT WITH YOU, THEY THINK THAT THEY 298 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,372 SHOULD SMOKE WEED WITH YOU OR TRY TO SMOKE OR KEEP UP WITH YOU, I THINK 299 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:48,875 IS THAT TRUE DO PEOPLE JUST GO UP TO YOU AND GO, "LET'S GO FOR IT 300 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:53,646 LET'S SEE IF I CAN KEEP UP WITH SNOOP DOGG?" [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,149 >> I MEAN, I FILLED A LOT OF HOSPITAL BEDS WITH THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE, JIMMY 302 00:21:56,149 --> 00:22:01,054 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS IS A GROWN MAN'S SPORT. 303 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,156 I'M A HEAVYWEIGHT SO - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I KNOW 304 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:06,359 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT >> YOU STEP IN THE RING, YOU GOT TO BE PREPARED FOR ALL 305 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,262 THINGS AND, I MEAN, A LOT OF TIMES PEOPLE WANT TO DO IT BUT UNTIL THEY GET IN THE RING, AND 306 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:12,399 THEY REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE GETTING INTO >> Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULD NEVER 307 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:16,269 EVEN GO NEAR THE RING. [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULD -- YEAH. 308 00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:19,773 I KNOW YOU TOO WELL. I WOULDN'T EVEN REMOTELY GO NEAR THAT. 309 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,741 BUT I -- I -- I KNOW -- I HEARD -- >> YOU KNOW WHEN I COME DOWN TO 310 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,244 YOUR SHOW IN REAL LIFE, WHEN I'M REALLY THERE, I BLOW THE ROOM OUT 311 00:22:24,244 --> 00:22:26,613 YOU BE TRYING TO MOVE ME TO DIFFERENT FLOORS AND MOVE ME FAR AWAY FROM YOU I THINK. 312 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:33,086 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT IS EXACTLY -- 313 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:38,692 THAT IS SO TRUE THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT [ LAUGHTER ] 314 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:41,194 WE -- WE ACTUALLY TRIED TO HAVE YOU ON A DIFFERENT FLOOR BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS TO WORK 315 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:43,863 HERE, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I GET WORRIED. 316 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:48,101 I GET WORRIED ABOUT -- I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT -- YOU JUST JOINED DEF JAM AS AN 317 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:56,710 EXECUTIVE CREATIVE AND STRATEGIC CONSULTANT YOU -- SNOOP DOGG AT DEF JAM 318 00:22:56,710 --> 00:23:03,283 I LOVE THIS IDEA, BUT HOW? AND WHY DID YOU WANT THIS? >> WELL, I WAS A FAN OF DEF JAM 319 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:07,921 RECORDS AS A KID AND, YOU KNOW, NO WONDER THE TALENT THEY HAVE OVER THERE AND THE OPPORTUNITY 320 00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:12,058 THAT WAS WAITING ON ME I WANTED TO GO OVER THERE AND GIVE A LOT OF OPPORTUNITY TO 321 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:16,062 THE ARTISTS OVER THERE TO GIVE SOME INFORMATION, SOME WISDOM AND SOME GUIDANCE FROM ME. 322 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,399 AND ALSO DEVELOP SOME NEW ACTS AND GIVE SOME OPPORTUNITIES. SO DEF JAM WAS THE PERFECT 323 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:24,104 PLACE FOR ME CONSIDERING HOW MUCH I LOVE IT, AND HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO HIP-HOP AND HOW IT 324 00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:28,608 REALLY NEEDED SOMEBODY LIKE ME TO COME AND CHANGE THE ENERGY OF THE BUILDING. 325 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:31,177 SO I'M OVER THERE FOR ONE REASON -- TO GET THE MUSIC BACK POPPING, AND TO MAKE PEOPLE 326 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:33,246 FEEL LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 327 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,883 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE AT DEF JAM. I LOVE DEF JAM 328 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:40,920 I WAS SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF MUSIC. DOES THAT, MAYBE -- MAYBE HINT 329 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:46,559 AT, MAYBE, A NEW SNOOP DOGG ALBUM? >> YEAH, WE GOT AN ALBUM COMING 330 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,928 OUT. IT'S CALLED "ALGORITHM." IT'LL BE OUT IN NOVEMBER - 331 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,864 >> Jimmy: WHOA >> -- AND IT'S FEATURING A LOT OF - 332 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:54,634 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOA THAT WAS MORE INFO THAN I 333 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:58,405 THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GOING TO GO, "YEAH, MAYBE. 334 00:23:58,405 --> 00:24:03,143 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, YEAH. ALSO, JIMMY, I GOT A DEF JAM 335 00:24:03,143 --> 00:24:05,378 KIDS' ALBUM COMING OUT THIS YEAR, TOO. SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS, SO, YOU 336 00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:07,047 KNOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 337 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:08,515 TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S -- THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN 338 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:11,184 WE TALKED LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW WE WERE SAYING, "WHAT WOULD YOU 339 00:24:11,184 --> 00:24:15,221 BE IF YOU WEREN'T A RAPPER?" AND I WAS TRYING TO -- I WAS GUESS -- I GUESSED THAT YOU 340 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:20,694 WOULD BE A GAMER I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU WOULD BE, BUT YOU SAID THAT 341 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:23,363 YOU WOULD BE A PASTOR. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND -- 342 00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:28,935 [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW, HERE'S -- >> SOME OF THE BEST PREACHERS 343 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:33,173 COME FROM THIS -- FROM THE WRONG SIDE TO THE RIGHT SIDE THAT'S WHY I SAY THAT. 344 00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:37,077 BECAUSE WHEN YOU TESTED, YOU GIVE A TESTIMONY, AND MOST PREACHERS THAT ARE VERY GOOD AT 345 00:24:37,077 --> 00:24:41,781 WHAT THEY DO HAVE THE BEST TESTIMONIES BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH THE STORM 346 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,584 THEY BEEN THROUGH THE WORST, AND THEY CAN GIVE YOU UNDERSTANDING AND EXPLANATION 347 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,953 TO WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH AND WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH. 348 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:49,756 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WELL, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU THAT IS ACTUALLY - 349 00:24:49,756 --> 00:24:54,394 [ APPLAUSE ] -- THAT'S CORRECT. BUT IN THIS NEW SHOW, "BMF," 350 00:24:54,394 --> 00:25:00,033 YOU ACTUALLY PLAY A PASTOR AND I WAS LIKE, "HE DID IT HE DREAMED IT. 351 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:03,370 >> I'M A MANIFESTER, JIMMY I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT THEY CALL THE MANIFESTER, SO I'M 352 00:25:03,370 --> 00:25:05,739 MANIFESTING. >> Jimmy: A MANIFESTER, DUDE THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING 353 00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:07,540 >> I SPOKE ON IT AND IT CAME TO LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] 354 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:12,312 >> Jimmy: YES, IT DID. WHAT DOES "BMF" STAND FOR? >> BLACK MAFIA FAMILY. 355 00:25:12,312 --> 00:25:16,649 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT'S AN ORGANIZATION THAT WAS VERY, VERY POPULAR IN 356 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:21,254 ATLANTA IN THE EARLY 2000s AND DETROIT IS WHERE THEY ORIGINATED 357 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:27,160 THERE WERE BROTHERS WHO STARTED IN THE DRUG TRADE AND MADE IT VERY FAMOUS AND LAUNCHED A LOT 358 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:34,067 OF CAREERS AND THEY WERE PART OF CULTURE, STYLE, FASHION AND THEIR STORY 359 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:38,071 IS DAMN SURE WORTH SEEING. IT'S ON THE STARZ NETWORK ON SUNDAY NIGHTS, SO YOU CAN CHECK 360 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:41,941 IT OUT >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL DEFINITELY CHECK IT OUT 361 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:47,414 I LOVE THAT, MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT THEN, HERE'S WHAT 362 00:25:47,414 --> 00:25:50,083 I LOVE ABOUT YOU YOU DO THAT, AND THEN THIS FRIDAY, MY KIDS CANNOT WAIT TO 363 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:52,585 SEE THIS "ADDAMS FAMILY 2" IS COMING OUT IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY. 364 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:54,254 YOU ARE THE VOICE OF COUSIN ITT. [ LAUGHTER ] 365 00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:58,358 NO, YOU GOT TO GIVE -- YOU GOT TO GIVE -- YOU ENTERTAIN EVERYBODY. 366 00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:03,229 ALL AGES >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, JIMMY? I THINK -- I'M A BIG KID 367 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:06,299 I THINK WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF KID IN US, WE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS IT 368 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:12,639 I HAVE A FUN WAY OF DOING IT BY SAYING THAT I'M THE BIGGEST KID IN THE ROOM. 369 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:15,241 AND I DON'T MIND, YOU KNOW, TAPPING INTO MY KID SIDE SO WHEN I DO THINGS LIKE "THE 370 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,811 ADDAMS FAMILY," AMD GET A CHANCE TO TAP INTO DOING VOICES FOR SOMETHING THAT I 371 00:26:17,811 --> 00:26:21,147 KNOW THE KIDS ARE GOING TO BE AFFECTED BY, IT MAKES KNEE FEEL GOOD TO KNOW THAT I CAN ENTER 372 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:24,751 INTO THEIR WORLD AND DO SOMETHING CLEAN ENOUGH FOR THEM TO, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY BE ABLE 373 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:29,055 TO WATCH AND LISTEN TO >> Jimmy: YEP, THERE YOU GO. YOU ALWAYS DO. 374 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:31,591 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S SNOOP DOGG IN "THE 375 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:34,127 ADDAMS FAMILY 2. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 376 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:46,206 THE MAN WE CAME TO SEE [ ENGINE REVVING ] * 377 00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:52,746 * * WHERE THE LADIES AT HE 378 00:26:52,746 --> 00:26:55,548 LADIES WHERE THE LADIES AT HEY * * LADIES WHERE THE LADIES A 379 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:58,752 HE YEAH DOG WE GOT YOUR BACK * * WHERE THE HOMIES AT 380 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:01,721 HOMIES WHERE THE GANGSTERS AT * * GANGSTERS 381 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:05,358 WHERE THE GANGSTERS AT YEAH DOG WE GOT YOUR BACK * * WE OWN IT LIKE WE WANT IT 382 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:08,294 AND WE BEAT IT TILL WE BEAT IT * * AND ONLY YOU CA 383 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:12,198 GIVE IT TO U 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WE NEED IT * * 384 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:16,536 >> GOOD TO SEE YOU, MY BEWHISKERED COUSIN YOU MADE IT! 385 00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:21,041 [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SNOOP DOGG, 386 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:24,344 EVERYBODY. "THE ADDAMS FAMILY 2" IS IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY 387 00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:31,651 AND "BMF" AIRS SUNDAY NIGHTS AT 8:00 P.M. ON STARZ I'M CHALLENGING SNOOP TO A 388 00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:36,089 A ONE-SECOND RAP QUIZ WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 389 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:54,474 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 390 00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:57,377 SNOOP, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST RAPPERS OF ALL TIME 391 00:27:57,377 --> 00:28:00,313 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO PUT YOUR RAP KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST 392 00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:04,250 YOU READY FOR THIS >> YES, SIR. >> Jimmy: IT IS TIME FOR "ONE 393 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,219 SECOND RAP SONGS." HERE WE GO 394 00:28:07,287 --> 00:28:15,161 * ONE SECOND RAP SONGS * >> Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. 395 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:20,166 WE'RE GOING TO HEAR A CLIP OF A RAP SONG, AND IF YOU CAN GUESS THE SONG, YOU GET 396 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,168 A POINT. BUT IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE ONE SECOND LONG. 397 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:24,270 YOU READY TO PLAY? [ LAUGHTER ] >> WE'RE PART OF THE DAMN SHOW 398 00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:29,175 RIGHT HERE, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU 399 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:33,480 DO WHAT I DO, ONE SECOND JUST MAY NOT BE ENOUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,283 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN. I THINK YOU CAN -- I THINK YOU 401 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,352 CAN DO THIS, BUDDY ALL RIGHT, READY >> LET'S GO. 402 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:44,124 >> Jimmy: LET'S HEAR THE FIRST SONG * 403 00:28:44,124 --> 00:28:49,295 >> DAMN, THAT WAS ONE SECOND [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 404 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,831 >> Jimmy: I KNOW THIS. >> I'MMA SAY, "CASH, WHOSE EVERYTHING AROUND ME 405 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:54,167 C.R.E.A.M., GET THE MONEY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND 406 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:56,302 APPLAUSE ] THAT'S EXACTLY - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 407 00:28:56,302 --> 00:29:00,206 LET'S HEAR OUR NEXT SONG YOU'RE 1 FOR 1 * 408 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:04,577 OH, COME ON. >> "O.P.P. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 409 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:09,282 THERE YOU GO [ DING ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 410 00:29:09,282 --> 00:29:12,819 "NAUGHTY BY NATURE." OKAY, LET'S -- LET'S HEAR THE NEXT SONG. 411 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:17,023 * IT WAS A CLEAR BLACK -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> COME ON, MAN. 412 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,125 THAT'S MY HOME BOY, WARREN G >> Jimmy: I KNOW THESE ARE EASY 413 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:24,297 I GUESS WARREN IS EASY [ DING ] * [ APPLAUSE ] 414 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:26,666 THANK YOU. LATE, I KNOW SO THIS FINAL ROUND, LET'S TAKE 415 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,768 THE STAKES UP A BIT. WE'RE ONLY GOING TO PLAY A A QUARTER OF A SECOND OF THE 416 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:32,806 SONG [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IT WAS TOO LONG IS WHAT 417 00:29:32,806 --> 00:29:36,142 WAS HAPPENING. THAT'S WHY IT WAS EASY [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:38,111 IT WAS TOO LONG. [ LAUGHTER ] >> HOW DO YOU GET TO A QUARTER 419 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,646 OF A SECOND -- >> Jimmy: A QUARTER OF A A SECOND 420 00:29:39,646 --> 00:29:42,182 THIS IS THE FUTURE OF MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE A TIKTOK FOR MUSIC 421 00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:45,051 THIS IS WHAT IT IS PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR IT THEY JUST WANT TO HEAR A 422 00:29:45,051 --> 00:29:48,321 A QUARTER OF A SECOND OF THE SONG THEY GO, "THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE 423 00:29:48,321 --> 00:29:52,392 SONG ON THE CHART, BLIP. THAT WAS IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 424 00:29:52,392 --> 00:29:54,194 "BLIP. IT'S BLIP BY BLIMEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 425 00:29:54,194 --> 00:29:55,862 ALL RIGHT. SO - [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:59,132 SO HERE WE GO. WE'RE GOING TO HEAR ONE-QUARTER OF A SECOND. 427 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:08,108 HERE WE GO FOR A SONG. * [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,744 WOW. WAIT, CAN WE HEAR IT AGAIN * 429 00:30:10,744 --> 00:30:13,246 * THERE'S SO MUCH DRAMA IN THE LBC IT'S KINDA HARD BEING SNOO 430 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:15,915 D-O DOUBLE G * * [ DING ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS -- 431 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,751 THAT'S IT. THAT'S "GIN AND JUICE. THAT'S SNOOP DOGG. 432 00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:23,023 COME ON. YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL, RIGHT THERE. 433 00:30:23,023 --> 00:30:25,692 SNOOP DOGG, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRIS COLFER 434 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:29,162 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 435 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:51,685 * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A A "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING 436 00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:55,922 AUTHOR AND A GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR HIS LATEST BOOK IS "A TALE OF 437 00:30:55,922 --> 00:31:02,495 SORCERY. IT'S AVAILABLE NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 438 00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:05,832 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME CHRIS COLFER 439 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:18,144 * 440 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:24,984 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHOO! 441 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:29,089 >> Jimmy: CHRIS. >> OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO BE OUT OF MY HOUSE. 442 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:33,360 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I MEAN, WITH A FULL AUDIENCE 443 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,328 HOW'S THAT FEEL? COME ON. >> YEAH, OH, MY GOD. 444 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,430 IT FEELS SO GOOD >> Jimmy: IT DOES, RIGHT >> I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH I 445 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:39,299 NEEDED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WE NEED IT 446 00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:41,267 I WANT TO GET INTO THE BOOK BUT I HAVE A BIGGER THING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 447 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:42,736 THIS IS VERY EXCITING FOR ME BECAUSE I -- THIS IS REAL 448 00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:49,743 YOU -- >> OH, WE'RE GOING IN. >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO GO IN 449 00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,978 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAD AN EXPERIENCE WITH A A UFO. 450 00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:55,181 >> YES, I DID. I DID. YES. 451 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:58,618 SO - >> Jimmy: WALK ME THROUGH IT WHAT -- DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU 452 00:31:58,618 --> 00:32:00,520 WERE GOING TO HAVE THIS EXPERIENCE >> I DID NOT KNOW, AS MANY 453 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,856 PEOPLE DON'T [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, YEAH, SO I AM A HUGE 454 00:32:02,856 --> 00:32:08,194 ALIEN, PARANORMAL CONSPIRACIST IT'S MY HOBBY. I LOVE THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING 455 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:11,865 IN THE WORLD >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I WAS JUST -- I WAS IN 456 00:32:11,865 --> 00:32:13,333 THE MIDDLE OF HOLLYWOOD AND I WAS WALKING DOWN SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD. 457 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:17,737 >> Jimmy: NIGHTTIME, DAYTIME >> DAYTIME MIDDLE -- MIDDLE OF THE DAY. 458 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:20,774 >> Jimmy: DAYTIME UFO? >> DAYTIME UFO, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 459 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:23,076 AND SO I JUST SAW THIS THING HOVERING IN THE SKY AND I REMEMBER LOOKING UP THINKING, 460 00:32:23,076 --> 00:32:26,680 LIKE, "THIS CAN'T BE REAL. LIKE, "I WANT THIS TOO MUCH. YOU KNOW 461 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:31,117 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW, LIKE -- 462 00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,687 >> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON, YEAH. >> THERE'S NO -- I WHIPPED OUT MY CAMERA AND IT WAS LIKE 463 00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:39,092 A CYLINDER SHAPE AND IT WAS NOT MOVING WITH THE WIND IT WAS MOVING KIND OF LIKE -- 464 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:42,095 KIND OF LIKE -- ALMOST LIKE A DOG'S TAIL JUST LIKE THIS, JUST HOVERING, 465 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:45,131 YOU KNOW, SEVERAL HUNDRED -- ABOVE ME >> Jimmy: THIS IS A UFO. 466 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:50,103 >> YEAH, SO IT WAS -- OKAY, I'M TRYING TO DO THIS -- THIS IS GONNA LOOK PHALLIC 467 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:54,908 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> BASICALLY LIKE THIS 468 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:57,744 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AM I TURNING YOU ON >> Jimmy: YEAH 469 00:32:57,744 --> 00:33:00,413 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, WAIT, IT'S NOT THIS WAY. >> IT WAS NOT THIS WAY 470 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:04,317 NO, NO IT WAS - [ LAUGHTER ] 471 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:07,153 >> Jimmy: GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE -- >> IT WAS HAPPY TO SEE ME. 472 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:10,190 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT UFOs HERE. 473 00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:13,827 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: SO LIKE ALMOST MISSILE LIKE 474 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:18,264 >> MISSILE -- YES, THAT'S A GREAT WAY OF PUTTING - YEAH 475 00:33:18,264 --> 00:33:20,233 AND IT WAS VERY -- IT WASN'T A A BALLOON BECAUSE IT WAS VERY BOTTOM HEAVY LIKE MYSELF 476 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:25,171 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO - >> Jimmy: GIVE ME THAT 477 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:28,508 >> SO ANYWAYS -- YEAH, SO I CAUGHT A VIDEO OF IT AND, YEAH, I THINK WE HAVE IT. 478 00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:30,610 >> Jimmy: CHRIS BROUGHT THE VIDEO. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE 479 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:33,613 THIS IS REAL FOOTAGE OF CHRIS COLFER'S UFO SIGHTING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 480 00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:33,646 CHRIS COLFER'S UFO SIGHTING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 481 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:43,223 >> Jimmy: I SEE IT WAIT 482 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:48,128 I SEE -- >> I MEAN -- VERY CREEPY. 483 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:53,166 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH SO I THINK -- YEAH 484 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,668 THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] YEAH 485 00:33:54,668 --> 00:33:57,337 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD THAT YOU SAW IT, AND YOU THOUGHT ENOUGH TO BRING YOUR PHONE OUT. 486 00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:59,305 >> RIGHT, RIGHT. AND I SENT IT TO EVERYONE I KNEW AND, LIKE, YOU WOULD HAVE 487 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:01,041 THOUGHT I WON LIKE A PULITZER, BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "OH, CHRIS, CONGRATULATIONS 488 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,677 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE BEEN WORKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG. 489 00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:07,547 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IT FINALLY HAPPENED! >> GOD HAS A PLAN. 490 00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:14,387 GOD HAS A PLAN [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "GOD HAS A PLAN. 491 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:18,391 AND I BELIEVE IT I BELIEVE IT WAS A UFO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK, 492 00:34:18,391 --> 00:34:22,529 "A TALE OF SORCERY." THIS IS YOUR 18th BOOK >> MH-HMM. 493 00:34:22,529 --> 00:34:24,364 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THESE. HOW MUCH TIME -- THEY TAKE UP ALL YOUR -- THIS IS YEARS OF 494 00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:28,835 WORK >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND DO YOU HAVE, 495 00:34:28,835 --> 00:34:31,204 LIKE, DEADLINES YOU HAVE TO GET TO >> LOT OF DEADLINES, YEAH. 496 00:34:31,204 --> 00:34:34,240 AND YEAH, NO, IT IS A LOT OF WORK AND IT REQUIRES SO MUCH SELF-DISCIPLINE. 497 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,142 AND I THINK -- I'M WRAPPING UP -- IT'S A TRILOGY, AND I'M WRAPPING UP THE TRILOGY AND I 498 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:37,444 THINK I'M ENDING IT ON A NICE SPOT I THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE 499 00:34:37,444 --> 00:34:39,212 A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK FROM WRITING AND JUST, YOU KNOW, LET THE MUSCLE KIND OF RELAX A 500 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:53,860 A LITTLE BIT AND ALSO, LIKE, THIS WEIRD THING HAPPENED 501 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:57,364 I WAS AT A BAR AND THIS MAN CAME OVER, AND JUST STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME 502 00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:59,733 LIKE AGGRESSIVELY FLIRTING WITH ME AND OFFERED TO GET ME A A DRINK AND ALL THIS STUFF 503 00:34:59,733 --> 00:35:06,172 AND I POLITELY DECLINED BECAUSE I'M TAKEN AND HE'S LIKE, "OH, THAT'S OKAY. 504 00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:13,313 BY THE WAY, I LOVED YOUR BOOKS WHEN I WAS A KID." [ LAUGHTER ] 505 00:35:13,313 --> 00:35:17,217 AND I SAID, I SAID -- I SAID, "OKAY, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE CAME OUT 506 00:35:17,217 --> 00:35:22,689 NINE YEARS AGO AND THAT WOULD HAVE MADE YOU -- AND HE GOES, "11." 507 00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:26,326 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. 508 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,561 >> AND IT WAS REALLY TRAUMATIC SO I THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE A A LITTLE BREAK 509 00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:32,332 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT SPOOKED YOU YOU GO "THAT'S IT. 510 00:35:32,332 --> 00:35:35,101 I'M DONE I GOT TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK." >> YEAH, YEAH. 511 00:35:35,101 --> 00:35:39,172 >> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND I UNDERSTAND >> YEAH, YEAH. 512 00:35:39,172 --> 00:35:41,941 >> Jimmy: BUT THESE ARE GREAT BOOKS, I MEAN, YOU GOT TO BE -- YOU HAVE TO BE PROUD OF WHAT 513 00:35:41,941 --> 00:35:45,445 YOU'VE DONE. >> OH, THANK YOU YEAH, I AM 514 00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:47,280 AND I KNOW, LIKE, A LOT OF PEOPLE TOLD ME I COULD NEVER DO THIS BECAUSE OF WHO AND WHAT I 515 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,115 WAS. SO I AM VERY PROUD THAT I'M ABLE TO SHOW KIDS THAT SOMEONE 516 00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:50,950 LIKE US, SOMEONE LIKE ME CAN -- CAN DO IT, AND I'M REALLY PROUD OF HOW MANY OTHER KIDS I'VE 517 00:35:50,950 --> 00:36:04,064 INSPIRED TO WRITE. BECAUSE I KNOW HOW THERAPEUTIC WRITING WAS FOR ME GROWING UP, 518 00:36:04,064 --> 00:36:09,602 AND IT WAS A CONSTANT ESCAPE WHENEVER YOU NEEDED ONE. SO, YEAH, I'M REALLY HAPPY I'M 519 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:13,907 ENCOURAGING KIDS TO PUT PEN TO PAPER. >> Jimmy: ON BEHALF OF ALL THE 520 00:36:13,907 --> 00:36:16,242 PARENTS, THANKS FOR DOING ALL THIS STUFF WE LOVE THESE BOOKS. 521 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:18,378 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: READ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 522 00:36:18,378 --> 00:36:20,580 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: GET YOUR KIDS OUT THERE READING. 523 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:22,849 CHRIS COLFER, EVERYBODY! "A TALE OF SORCERY" -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 524 00:36:22,849 --> 00:36:27,320 IS AVAILABLE NOW IT'S OUT, TODAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 525 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,055 A PERFORMANCE FROM MICKEY GUYTON. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 526 00:36:29,055 --> 00:36:49,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "LAY IT ON 527 00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:55,081 ME" FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "REMEMBER HER NAME," PLEASE WELCOME MICKEY GUYTON. 528 00:36:55,081 --> 00:36:55,081 "REMEMBER HER NAME," PLEASE WELCOME MICKEY GUYTON. 529 00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:09,796 * * I FEEL IT IN THE AI 530 00:37:09,796 --> 00:37:14,534 I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SMOKE AND MIRROR BABY LET YOUR HEART * 531 00:37:14,534 --> 00:37:23,343 * BE NAKE I'M RIGHT HERE COME MEET ME ON OTHER SIDE 532 00:37:23,343 --> 00:37:28,515 AND MAKE IT RAIN IN * * THIS BURNING HOUS POURING DOWN TIL 533 00:37:28,515 --> 00:37:34,154 THE SUN COMES UP I'M RIGHT HERE * * I WANT YOUR GOO 534 00:37:34,154 --> 00:37:39,325 YOUR BAD YOUR UGLY I WANT THE TRUTH AND ALL YOUR LIES * 535 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:46,466 * I WANT YOUR PERFECTLY IMPERFEC LAY IT ON ME TONIGHT 536 00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:51,471 I WANT THE LIGHT THAT * * FILLS THE DARKNES GIVE ME YOUR HEAVE 537 00:37:51,471 --> 00:37:58,178 AND THEN YOUR HELL I WANNA SHOW YOU THAT * * YOU'RE WORTH IT 538 00:37:58,178 --> 00:38:04,784 LAY IT ON ME TONIGHT SLOW DANCIN' O A TIGHT ROPE * 539 00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:10,190 * I LET YOUR WALL CRASH DOWN NO I AIN'T TRYIN 540 00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:17,897 TO BE YOUR SAVIOR * * BUT I'M RIGHT HER OH I'M RIGHT HER 541 00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:22,535 I WANT YOUR GOOD YOUR BAD YOUR UGLY * * I WANT THE TRUTH AN 542 00:38:22,535 --> 00:38:28,141 ALL YOUR LIE I WANT YOU PERFECTLY IMPERFECT * 543 00:38:28,141 --> 00:38:35,148 * LAY IT ON ME TONIGH I WANT THE LIGHT THA FILLS THE DARKNESS 544 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:40,420 GIVE ME YOUR HEAVEN * * AND THEN YOUR HEL I WANNA SHOW YOU THA 545 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:47,861 YOU'RE WORTH I LAY IT ON ME TONIGHT * * OOH-OOH-OOH 546 00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:52,732 WHOA-WHO OOH-OOH-OO LAY IT ON ME * 547 00:38:52,732 --> 00:39:00,173 * OOH-OOH-OOH WHOA-WHO LAY IT ON ME TONIGHT * 548 00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:14,020 * * JUST LAY IT ON ME 549 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:19,292 I WANT YOUR GOOD * * YOUR BAD, YOUR UGLY I WANT THE TRUTH 550 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:24,064 AND ALL YOUR LIE I WANT YOUR * * PERFECTLY IMPERFECT 551 00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:31,504 LAY IT ON ME TONIGHT OOH-OOH-OO WHOA-WHOA * 552 00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:36,242 * OOH-OOH-OOH LAY IT ON ME OOH-OOH-OO 553 00:39:36,242 --> 00:39:43,817 WHOA-WHOA * * LAY IT ON ME TONIGH I WANT THE LIGHT THA 554 00:39:43,817 --> 00:39:48,855 FILLS THE DARKNESS GIVE ME YOUR HEAVEN * * AND THEN YOUR HEL 555 00:39:48,855 --> 00:39:53,860 I WANNA SHOW YOU THAT YOU'RE WORTH IT LAY IT ON ME TONIGHT * 556 00:39:53,860 --> 00:40:02,936 * LAY IT ON ME TONIGHT * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 557 00:40:02,936 --> 00:40:07,440 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH. 558 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:12,345 MICKEY GUYTON. "REMEMBER HER NAME" LOOK AT THAT, A STANDING O 559 00:40:12,345 --> 00:40:16,950 THAT'S WONDERFUL THAT'S AWESOME OH, MY GOSH. 560 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:20,453 THANK YOU SO MUCH. OH, MY GOSH. "REMEMBER HER NAME" IS OUT NOW 561 00:40:20,453 --> 00:40:26,726 MY THANKS TO SNOOP DOGG, CHRIS COLFER, MICKEY GUYTON, ONCE AGAIN 562 00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:30,130 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT JOB. AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM 563 00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:33,333 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA RIGHT THERE. HEY, ROOTS 564 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:36,002 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY, FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 565 00:40:36,002 --> 00:40:36,002 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.