1 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:14,047 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:19,619 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:23,890 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ANDY COHEN 4 00:00:23,890 --> 00:00:32,298 ALESSIA CARA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:39,539 >> Questlove: 1522 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:39,572 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:51,951 * * 8 00:00:51,951 --> 00:01:07,267 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT IS IT FEEL THAT ENERGY RIGHT THERE 9 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:12,072 COMING THROUGH THE TV. WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU! 10 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:17,210 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SIT DOWN, ENJOY YOURSELF, RELAX. 11 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,279 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. WOW. 12 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:24,417 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOLY MOLY. WELL GUYS, TODAY 13 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:29,689 PRESIDENT BIDEN HOSTED A WHITE HOUSE SUMMIT WITH THE LEADERS OF INDIA, AUSTRALIA, AND JAPAN 14 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:34,260 THEY TALKED ABOUT THE WORLD'S MOST PRESSING ISSUES, LIKE THE PANDEMIC, CYBERSECURITY, AND 15 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,664 CHRIS PRATT BEING CAST AS MARIO. [ LAUGHTER ] 16 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:42,235 THE LEADERS ALSO DISCUSSED CLIMATE CHANGE AND SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES 17 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:45,205 WHICH MEANS IN ONE MEETING THEY COVERED THE FUTURE OF THE EARTH AND COSTCO'S TOILET PAPER 18 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:48,608 SHORTAGE [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE MEETING HIT A ROUGH 19 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:53,513 PATCH WHEN THE AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER TOLD BIDEN, "DO YOU KNOW THAT WHERE I'M FROM YOUR 20 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,915 PRESIDENCY IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. 21 00:01:55,915 --> 00:02:01,588 [ LAUGHTER ] AUSTRALIA, INDIA, AND JAPAN. MEANWHILE THE FRENCH PRIME 22 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:13,833 MINISTER WAS ACROSS THE STREET LIKE -- "THOSE BETCHES." [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:27,947 SOME MORE NEWS - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THOSE BETCHES. 24 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:32,419 MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON, REPUBLICAN SENATOR CHUCK GRASSLEY, WHO IS 25 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:37,557 88-YEARS-OLD, ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S RUNNING FOR ANOTHER SIX-YEAR TERM IN 2022. 26 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:40,627 LATER, WHEN HE SAW THE NEWS COVERAGE, HE SAID, "WOW, GOOD FOR CHUCK GRASSLEY." 27 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:46,533 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN A REPORTER ASKED IF HE'S TOO OLD, HE SAID "OH, PLEASE, 28 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:50,670 YOU SOUND LIKE MY GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,972 88, AT THAT AGE, YOU DON'T RUN FOR SENATE, YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT. 30 00:02:52,972 --> 00:03:07,087 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GOOD FOR CHUCK GRASSLEY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 31 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:10,256 THIS IS FUN. I SAW THAT PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE ARE HERE IN 32 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,960 NEW YORK - [ CHEERS ] THEY STARTED OFF THEIR TRIP BY 33 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,364 MEETING WITH GOVERNOR KATHY HOCHUL AT THE MEETING, PRINCE HARRY 34 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,834 TOLD NEW YORK GOVERNOR, "I WON'T ASK ABOUT YOUR ANDREW IF YOU DON'T ASK ABOUT MINE." 35 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:26,306 [ LAUGHTER ] SOME COVID NEWS. THE M.T.A. SAID THAT THEY WILL 36 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:31,611 START ISSUING $50 FINES TO RIDERS NOT WEARING MASKS YEP, IT'S $50 FOR NOT WEARING 37 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:35,815 A MASK, AND $100 FOR NOT MUTING YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD WHEN YOU TYPE 38 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:58,772 [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE BITCHES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 39 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:03,043 NEVER HEARD OF THAT. THAT'S UNBELIEVEABLE WELL GUYS, THE F.D.A. HAS 40 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:07,047 OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED PFIZER BOOSTER SHOTS FOR SENIORS AND PEOPLE AT HIGH RISK. 41 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,716 AND LISTEN, IF IT'S EVER AUTHORIZED FOR ME, I'LL GET THE BOOSTER. 42 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:12,652 I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I'M VAXXED, MASKED, AND RELAXED. 43 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:17,257 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Tariq: OH, YEAH, WHAT ELSE? >> Jimmy: I PAY MY TAX 44 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,860 I WEAR MY SLACKS [ LAUGHTER ] SOMETIMES I WAX. 45 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:24,698 [ LAUGHTER ] I'VE USED A FAX. KICKED HACKY SACKS, AND EATEN 46 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:29,703 CRACKER JACKS IN AN IMAX WATCHING "MAD MAX. I'VE DRANK COGNAC, A SIX-PACK, 47 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,105 GOT A BUY BACK, AND DRIVEN HOME IN A CADILLAC. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 48 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:37,377 >> Tariq: THAT'S IT? >> Jimmy: I'VE ALSO FLIPPED A FLAPJACK, USED A COAT RACK, 49 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:41,948 CUT BACK ON SHAKE SHACK, SNAPPED A HUMPBACK WITH A KODAK. 50 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:45,885 POPPED A TIC TAC AFTER OUTBACK SAT ON A HAYSTACK LISTENING TO THE "MEN IN BLACK" SOUNDTRACK. 51 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:55,095 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'VE SMELLED A LILAC IN A CUL-DE-SAC, HAD A PANIC 52 00:04:55,095 --> 00:05:00,533 ATTACK, TALKED SMACK, SAID, "NO," TO CRACK, READ KEROUAC, BEEN AN INSOMNIAC, AND 53 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:11,378 MEMORIZED THE ZODIAC BACK WHEN I WAS A PYROMANIAC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 54 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:15,315 >> Tariq: DAMN, YOU REALLY HAVE DONE IT ALL. EXCEPT FOR ONE THING 55 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:23,490 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SAXED! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 56 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:48,915 * * 57 00:05:49,249 --> 00:06:03,296 * * >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO, WE'RE 58 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:08,435 DONE, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 59 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:11,037 THAT'S SOME HOT SAX. >> Tariq: THE SOUND OF THE SAX DROP 60 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,440 >> Steve: YEAH DO IT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO DROP 61 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:18,712 IT AGAIN [ MIC DROP ] >> Steve: HE HAD HIS OWN MICROPHONE 62 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:22,749 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER NOW, YOU HAVE THE CIGARETTE. YOU'VE GOT THE SAX 63 00:06:22,749 --> 00:06:24,417 COME ON. >> Jimmy: LOT OF SPACE WORKING IN TONIGHT'S SHOW. 64 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:28,655 I'M TAKING ACTING CLASS. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: I SAID I'VE BEEN 65 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:31,057 TAKING ACTING -- >> Steve: OH MY GOD. THERE'S A WINDOW 66 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:38,365 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH, HE'S 67 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:44,504 MIMING IT'S A TIGHT ROPE. [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:49,075 >> Jimmy: WELL, AS I MENTIONED, NINTENDO JUST ANNOUNCED THAT UPCOMING SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 69 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:52,579 MOVIE, CHRIS PRATT WILL DO THE VOICE OF MARIO AFTER THE NEWS CAME OUT, SOME 70 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:56,182 PEOPLE SAID MARIO SHOULD BE PLAYED BY AN ITALIAN ACTOR TO WHICH ITALIANS SAID, "YOU 71 00:06:56,182 --> 00:07:00,353 KNOW MARIO ISN'T REAL PERSON, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,723 YEP, CHRIS PRATT VOICING MARIO IS AN INTERESTING CHOICE, BUT TURNS OUT THEY CONSIDERED A LOT 73 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,893 OF OTHER PEOPLE FIRST. AND WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON THE AUDITION REEL 74 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,695 >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 75 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:08,728 >> Jimmy: YEAH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS 76 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,901 IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN FAMILY 77 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:19,472 [ LAUGHTER ] LUIGI IS MY FAMILY, SO IS TOAD JUST CAUSE TOAD DOESN'T LOOK 78 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:24,177 LIKE ME, DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:28,448 >> WHAT'S UP, I'M MARIO. MY BAD, MY NAME IS MARIO WAIT, WAIT, THAT'S NOT RIGHT 80 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:32,819 EITHER I MEANT TO SAY IT'S AME, MARIO [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:37,957 THAT WAS AWESOME >> IT'S A-ME, MARIO, I'M LOOKING FOR YOU. 82 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:41,061 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M WILL A-FIND YOU AND I'M WILL-A KILL YOU. 83 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:50,403 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YES, IT'S ME MARIO. [ MUMBLING ] 84 00:07:50,403 --> 00:08:00,246 >> OH, YEAH, MAMMA MIA [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 85 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:03,216 >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T GET IT >> Steve: THEY DIDN'T GET IT >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T GET THE 86 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:08,822 PART SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS I READ THAT "TIGER KING 2" IS 87 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:14,461 COMING TO NETFLIX LATER THIS YEAR MORE "TIGER KING"? 88 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:18,631 I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO CALL IT A SEQUEL OR A VARIANT. [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:26,172 [ APPLAUSE ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, UBER EATS JUST INTRODUCED A NEW FEATURE 90 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:31,311 THAT LETS CUSTOMERS USE EMOJIS TO SEARCH FOR THE FOOD THEY WANT 91 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,047 THE ONLY TIME YOU CAN TEXT AN EGGPLANT, AND ACTUALLY WIND UP WITH AN EGGPLANT 92 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:44,290 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH EGG PLANT. 93 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:49,329 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THOSE BETCHES. [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:52,298 THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK IT UP, AND 95 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,701 NOW YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TYPE ACTUAL WORDS PRETTY SOON THEY'RE JUST GOING 96 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,203 TO SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE, AND BABY BIRD THE FOOD INTO YOUR MOUTH. 97 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:03,443 [ LAUGHTER ] FINALLY, ON SUNDAY NIGHT THE GREEN BAY PACKERS FACE OFF 98 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:07,147 AGAINST THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ers. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 99 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,549 NOW AS YOU KNOW, AT THE END OF EVERY SEASON THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE 100 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,719 PLAYER BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON 101 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,455 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. IT'S TIME FOR "THE TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." 102 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:19,025 SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 103 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:21,361 * TONIGHT SHO 104 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:28,668 SUPERLATIVES * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS FROM THE 49ers, JAKE BRENDEL 105 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,204 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE PRINCE HARRY'S COUSIN WHO WORKS AT AUTOZONE. 106 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:38,645 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE PACKERS IS ROBERT TONYAN. 107 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:43,650 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY THE WORD SICK IN HIS WEDDING VOWS 108 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:49,456 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU LOOK SICK." NEXT UP, FROM THE PACKERS IS 109 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:54,060 QUARTERBACK AARON RODGERS. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE A COOL YOUTH PASTOR WHO SAYS, 110 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,463 "YOU KNOW WHO THE REAL ROCKSTAR IS?" AND THEN POINT UP. 111 00:09:56,463 --> 00:10:04,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, FROM THE PACKERS IS DEAN LOWRY 112 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:07,941 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO SAY, "OH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE," WHEN SOMEONE POINTS 113 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:14,914 A LASER POINTER AT THE WALL. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS DOT. 114 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:21,921 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT FROM THE 49ers, IS MITCH WISHNOWSKY 115 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,157 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO HAVE APPEARED IN EVERY SEASON OF "THE BACHELORETTE" WITHOUT 116 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:30,897 ANYONE NOTICING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I THINK I KNOW THAT GUY." 117 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:37,003 NEXT UP, FROM THE PACKERS IS BILLY TURNER HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO GET 118 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:44,878 WHIPLASH FROM A LOW DOORFRAME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM PACKERS IS 119 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,715 ISAIAH McDUFFIE. HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE DRAKE'S WARIO. 120 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:55,055 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, FROM PACKERS IS MASON CROSBY 121 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:58,658 HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO PLAY A SINGLE DAD IN A HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE CALLED "ALONE 122 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:05,965 FOR THE HOLIDAYS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE TABLE FOR ONE. 123 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:10,770 AND FINALLY FROM THE 49ers, WE HAVE GEORGE KITTLE HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO 124 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,506 THROW HIS BONG WATER OVER THE COACH AFTER HE WINS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 125 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,909 THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE THE SUPERLATIVES WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 126 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,410 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 127 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:55,615 * *O DKP U>el [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 128 00:11:55,615 --> 00:12:00,186 WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO HER WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "WHEEL OF MUSICAL IMPRESSIONS. 129 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,923 AND THEN ALESSIA IS PERFORMING LATER IN THE SHOW. THIS ALBUM IS AWESOME, BY THE 130 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:08,595 WAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "SHAPE SHIFTER," I KNOW. 131 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,664 SHE'S DOING "BEST DAYS," FOR THE SHOW TONIGHT TRACK NUMBER 12, WHICH IS 132 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:17,237 AWESOME. MY JAM ALSO IS -- THE UNBOXING INTRO IS AWESOME 133 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,306 I'M GOING TO NAME ALL OF THE SONGS. "BLUEBIRD" IS MY SECRET JAM IN 134 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,777 THIS ONE >> Steve: BLUE BIRD? >> Jimmy: YEAH, ALESSIA CARA IS 135 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:29,282 HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE IS AWESOME 136 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,118 GUYS, TODAY'S FRIDAY THAT'S USUALLY, WHEN I CATCH UP WITH PERSONAL STUFF. 137 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:35,722 YOU KNOW, I CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN SOME EMAILS, AND, OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU 138 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:39,659 NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WAS RUNNING A BIT BEHIND 139 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,829 I THOUGHT I COULD WRITE SOME OUT RIGHT NOW. ROOTS, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 140 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:54,641 NOTE WRITING MUSIC PLEASE. * THANK YOU, ARIANA GRANDE 141 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:58,345 JOINING THE "VOICE." ALTHOUGH IT WAS SCARY THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN HER CHAIR SPUN 142 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:02,048 AROUND SO FAST THAT HER PONYTAIL ALMOST TOOK OUT JOHN LEGEND. 143 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:12,325 [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE BITCHES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 144 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,161 >> Steve: YOU GOT A BAG WITH BAGUETTE IN IT TOO DIDN'T YOU -- WHEN YOU WERE DOING 145 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,364 THAT I SAW THE WHOLE THING. >> Jimmy: WHEN I DID THAT, I 146 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,099 HAD STRIPED SHIRT. >> Steve: YEP. BERET. 147 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,534 >> Jimmy: A BERET. >> Steve: A LITTLE MUSTACHE. >> Jimmy: DRAWN ON 148 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,571 >> Steve: YEP. >> Jimmy: DRAWN ON MUSTACHE. >> Steve: CIGARETTE. 149 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,307 >> Jimmy: CIGATETTE. >> Steve: AND A BERET -- I MEAN A BAGUETTE OUT OF YOUR BACK 150 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,143 POCKET >> Jimmy: YES, AND A BERET IN THE OTHER POCKET 151 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,445 >> Steve: IN CASE THIS ONE FELL OFF. >> Jimmy: AS A GIFT. 152 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,514 >> Steve: ACTING >> Jimmy: YOU SAW THAT IN THE ACTING 153 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,716 >> Steve: YEAH, I SAW THAT JUST FROM THE MOVEMENT. I COULD TELL 154 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:46,659 OH, MY GOSH. WAIT, ARE YOU WEARING A BERET OR NOT 155 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:51,131 YOU PUT IT OUT IN A CUP OF ESPRESSO >> Jimmy: CORRECT. 156 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:57,137 >> Steve: OH, MY GOSH, HE'S GOT SOME BUTTER -- JAM, HAM, NUTELLA? 157 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:01,041 WHAT IS IT PEANUT BUTTER, YOU'RE FRENCH OH, YOU'RE SPREADING SOMETHING 158 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:06,346 IT'S FRENCH BREAD. FRENCH FRIES MAYONNAISE 159 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:11,685 CHEESE CHEESE >> Jimmy: CLOSE. 160 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:15,955 GUYS, GUYS STOP >> Steve: YOU'RE A FRENCHMAN, 161 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:19,359 YOU'RE SPREADING - >> Jimmy: DIJON. [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:26,766 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: I FEEL LIKE A FOOL I FEEL LIKE A FOOL 163 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:32,806 YOU'RE PREPPING THE SANDWICH >> Jimmy: I WAS CORRECTING THE SANDWICH 164 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,442 >> Steve: YEAH, YOU WERE JUST GETTING READY TO EAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE CREATING 165 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,244 A SANDWICH >> Jimmy: I WAS JUST CORRECTING THE SANDWICH 166 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:41,081 >> Steve: YOU WERE CORRECTING IT BY PUTTING DIJON. >> Jimmy: I DON'T WORK AT 167 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,516 SUBWAY I'M A SANDWICH CORRECTOR >> Steve: RIGHT. 168 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:49,522 "HEY, THAT'S WRONG." * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, APPLEBEE'S 169 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:53,793 NEW SPOOKY HALLOWEEN COCKTAILS OR AS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE PUT IT, "UH, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO MY 170 00:14:53,793 --> 00:15:05,372 OWN RESEARCH BEFORE I PUT THAT INTO MY BODY." [ LAUGHTER ] 171 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:11,378 >> Steve: "I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO MY OWN RESEARCH BEFORE I DO THAT." 172 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:15,315 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, SWEATER WEATHER, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL 173 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:26,126 IT, CHRIS EVANS' SEASON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 174 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,062 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU OUTDOOR MOVIE NIGHTS - FOR COMBINING THE FUN OF GOING 175 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,132 TO THE MOVIES WITH THE EXCITEMENT OF GETTING 600 MOSQUITO BITES 176 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:43,510 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: [ BUZZING >> Jimmy: HIGGINS, CAN YOU NOT 177 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,712 DO THAT? SOUNDS LIKE MOSQUITO >> Steve: OH, I'M SORRY. 178 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:52,686 I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY THROAT. * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, LAPTOP 179 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:56,289 CHARGERS, FOR ONLY EVER COMING IN TWO LENGTHS SIX INCHES TOO SHORT, OR SIX 180 00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:03,730 FEET TOO LONG. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A LONG CHARGER. 181 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:08,435 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PUSH PINS, FOR BEING THUMB TACKS THAT WEAR 182 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,403 TOP HATS THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 183 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:14,574 THOSE ARE MY THANK YOUS. WE'LL BE BACK WITH "WHEEL OF MUSICAL IMPRESSIONS" WITH 184 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,044 ALESSIA CARA COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 185 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:37,330 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 186 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,600 WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME, BUT I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEBODY TO PLAY IT WITH 187 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,902 [ DRUMROLL ] SHE'S A GRAMMY WINNING ARTIST AND HER NEW ALBUM "IN THE 188 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:46,306 MEANTIME" IS OUT TODAY PLEASE, WELCOME MY GUEST ALESSIA CARA 189 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:50,877 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 190 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:58,118 YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. ALESSIA CARA LOOK AT THAT 191 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,753 COME ON, HOW GREAT IS THAT HERE >> PEOPLE! 192 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,155 >> Jimmy: PEOPLE >> THIS IS SO AMAZING. >> Jimmy: ACTUAL PEOPLE, YEAH. 193 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,525 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEY LOVE YOU. THEY LOVE YOU. 194 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,494 >> THANK YOU, GUYS >> Jimmy: NOW ALESSIA, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A GREAT 195 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,463 SINGER AND WHENEVER YOU'RE ON THIS SHOW, I LIKE TO CHALLENGE YOU 196 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,833 TO DO IMPRESSIONS. SO, WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME FOR "WHEEL OF MUSICAL 197 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,102 IMPRESSIONS. HERE WE GO 198 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,174 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: NOW, HOW IT WORKS IS 199 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,244 WE'RE GONNA TAKE TURNS HITTING THIS BUTTON HERE WHICH ACTIVATES THE MUSICAL 200 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:28,148 IMPRESSIONS GENERATOR. AND IT WILL LAND ON A RANDOM SINGER THAT ONE OF US CAN DO AN 201 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,250 IMPRESSION OF. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND ONE RANDOM SONG 202 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,053 TITLE. SO, WHOEVER'S TURN IT IS HAS TO DO AN IMPRESSION OF THAT 203 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:37,223 MUSICIAN SINGING THAT SONG ALESSIA, SINCE YOU'RE MY GUEST, WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST 204 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,827 >> OKAY. I LOVE THIS OFFICIAL NEW SETUP BY THE WAY 205 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,129 >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE MOVED IT AWAY FROM THE DESK >> I LOVE IT 206 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,898 I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: IT'S FREER >> VERY -- 207 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,866 [ BEEPING >> Jimmy: WE HAVE ROOM NOW >> YEAH, EXACTLY 208 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,935 TO LIKE MOVE AROUND. >> Jimmy: WAIT [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:52,205 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WAIT, KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN? 210 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,275 >> KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN >> Jimmy: THAT'S A - >> IT'S VERY NICHE 211 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,143 >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S NICHE THAT'S DEEP CUT. [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,879 >> YEAH, IT'S A DEEP CUT >> Jimmy: A KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN IMPRESSION - 213 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,715 >> YES >> Jimmy: -- SINGING "GOOD FOR YOU. 214 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:05,552 OKAY, ROOTS. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. * 215 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:11,658 >> ALL RIGHTY. WELL GOOD FOR YOU. YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY 216 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:16,262 NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK GOOD FOR YOU 217 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:20,033 YOU'RE DOING GREAT . OUT THERE. WITHOUT ME BABY. 218 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:24,571 I LITERALLY WISH THAT I COULD DO THAT. I HAVE LOST MY MIND. 219 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:27,741 I SPENT THE NIGHT LITERALLY CRYING ON THE FLOOR OF MY BATHROOM 220 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:32,879 * YOU'RE SO UNAFFECTED I LITERALLY DON'T GET IT 221 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,182 I GUESS, GOOD FOR YOU KIMBERLY * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 222 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:40,320 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD YO, I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT! THAT IS AMAZING! 223 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,823 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 224 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,326 NOT VERY MUSICAL BUT YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT WAS FANTASTIC 225 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,294 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I WOULD BUY THAT ALBUM. 226 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,163 >> THANKS! >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 227 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,598 [ LAUGHTER ] IT IS MY TURN. HERE WE GO 228 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:55,735 LET'S SEE WHAT I GOT >> ALL RIGHTY. [ BEEPING 229 00:18:55,735 --> 00:19:01,307 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ROOTS, YOU GOT TO GIVE ME SOME NOTES. 230 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,610 >> THIS IS A HARD ONE, HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A HARD ONE. 231 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:08,014 >> YEAH. * * HUSH LITTLE BAB 232 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:14,654 DON'T GO NOWHERE * * PAPA'S GOING TO BUY YOU A MOCKINGBIR 233 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:20,894 YOU A MOCKINGBIRD * * IF IT DON'T SIN PAPA'S GOING TO BUY YO 234 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:28,101 A DIAMOND RING * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I POPPED A BLOOD 235 00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,170 VESSEL >> THE REST OF THE SHOW IS GETTING CANCELLED. 236 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,672 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK. THAT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 237 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,441 THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> YEAH, GOODBYE, EVERYONE [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,609 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALESSIA, YOU ARE UP >> ALL RIGHTY. 239 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,712 >> Jimmy: PRESS THE BUTTON WHEN YOU'RE READY >> OKAY. 240 00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:43,717 >> Jimmy: SEE WHAT YOU GOT [ BEEPING [ LAUGHTER ] 241 00:19:43,717 --> 00:19:46,052 >> Jimmy: WAIT I'M LOVING THIS ALREADY. [ APPLAUSE ] 242 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,755 JENNIFER COOLIDGE DOING CARDI B. >> UH, YEAH. 243 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,359 >> Jimmy: OKAY >> OKAY. I HAVE TO GET INTO THE MODE. 244 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:56,529 HOLD ON. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET HER GET INTO CHARACTER 245 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,798 HERE WE GO >> YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S TAKING OVER MY BODY. 246 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:03,636 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. NOW I LIKE DOLLARS I LIKE DIAMONDS. 247 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:07,440 I LIKE STRUTTIN' I LIKE SHINING I LIKE MILLION DOLLAR DEALS. 248 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:12,045 WHERE'S MY PEN I'M SHINING. I LIKE THOSE BALENCIAGAS 249 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:17,617 THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE SHARKS I LIKE GOING TO THE JEWELER. I PUT ROCKS ON ALL MY WATCH. 250 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:21,988 YEAH BABY. GOD, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 251 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:28,528 >> Jimmy: THAT IS -- >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO HERE WE GO 252 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:34,334 [ BEEPING OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] 253 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:43,076 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. * 254 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:48,982 * CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED * * CALL ME IN THE MORNIN 255 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:55,221 I'LL BE ON MY WAY * * CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED * 256 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,591 * CALL ME ON FRIDAY AND I'LL BE ON THE WAY YEAH * 257 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:05,265 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> I LOVE THAT >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 258 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,335 ALESSIA! >> THAT WAS SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: LAST ONE, YOU'RE THE 259 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,203 BEST WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. >> ALL RIGHT 260 00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:14,074 [ BEEPING LAST -- OH, MY GOD I JUST TOPPLED THE TABLE OVER. 261 00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:18,812 OKAY >> Jimmy: WAIT "IT'S RAINING AND THE OLD MAN 262 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:21,081 IS SNORING." >> IS SNORING. >> Jimmy: OKAY 263 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,083 >> GREAT >> Jimmy: CELINE DION DOING "IT'S RAINING, IT'S POURING, 264 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,152 THE OLD MAN IS SNORING." ROOTS, WHENEVER -- >> YOU GAVE ME HARD ONES 265 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:29,522 * ALL RIGHTY * IT'S RAININ 266 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:36,096 IT'S POURING * THE OLD MAN IS SNORING * 267 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:52,112 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * PRAY FO 268 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:59,586 THE OLD MAN HE SNORES * * AND MY LOVE LET IT HAPPEN * 269 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:05,291 * HE LEFT GOING ON AND ON * * 270 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,461 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW THAT IS IT 271 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:14,901 >> I LOVE YOU NEW YORK >> Jimmy: ALESSIA CARA COME ON, YOU CAN'T TOP THAT. 272 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:18,838 GIVE IT UP THAT'S ALL THE TIME FOR WHEEL OF MUSICAL IMPRESSIONS 273 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,474 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE TALKING TO ANDY COHEN AFTER THE BREAK 274 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:42,195 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 275 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:48,201 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING PRODUCER, A A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR, AND THE 276 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:52,572 HOST OF "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE," WHICH YOU CAN SEE SUNDAY THROUGH THURSDAY ON BRAVO. 277 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,841 YEAH, WE LOVE HIM. PLEASE WELCOME ANDY COHEN! 278 00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:18,932 WE LOVE YOU. ANDY COHEN 279 00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:22,635 ANDY, WELCOME BACK >> HEY, ROOTS. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING 280 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,905 IN STUDIO. I APPRECIATE THIS. >> I LOVE BEING HERE 281 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:30,276 IT'S SO EXCITING, THE MAGIC OF "30 ROCK." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 282 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:33,346 FULL AUDIENCE, YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. >> Jimmy: HOW DOES YOUR SHOW 283 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:38,084 FEEL HAVING AN AUDIENCE BACK >> FEELS GREAT WE'VE GOT -- YOU KNOW, OUR 284 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,086 MAXIMUM CAPACITY, 24 PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT [ LAUGHTER ] 285 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,655 >> AND WE'RE GIVING THEM WHITE CLAWS. WE'RE NOT ONTO THE MIXED DRINKS 286 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:46,359 YET. >> Jimmy: WHITE CLAW IS GOOD THAT WORKS 287 00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:49,095 >> SO YEAH THEY'RE MAKING DO WITH CANNED. >> Jimmy: YEAH, CANNED GOODS, 288 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,964 AND THAT'S FINE. >> YEAH, YEAH. IT'S FINE. 289 00:23:50,964 --> 00:23:53,466 >> Jimmy: WHY NOT? >> YEAH, IT'S THRILLING. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A LOT TO GET 290 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:55,769 INTO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: HOW IS BEN, YOUR 291 00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:57,937 BEAUTIFUL BABY >> BEN IS GREAT, THANK YOU FOR ASKING 292 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,140 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT KID. >> THANK YOU FOR THE APPLAUSE. 293 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:04,511 >> Jimmy: HE IS THE CUTEST THING. >> HE'S A CUTE GUY 294 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:08,214 YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY GOOD WE PLAY A LOT OF GRATEFUL DEAD IN THE HOUSE 295 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:11,051 >> Jimmy: YEP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I HAVE BANNED "BABY SHARK" 296 00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:13,453 FROM THE HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ] NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY "BABY 297 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,455 SHARK" - >> Jimmy: GOOD >> BECAUSE IT'S SUCH AN EAR 298 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:18,925 WORM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, THANK YOU 299 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:22,862 HOWEVER, THE OTHER DAY, I GO IN, AND WHEN I WAKE HIM UP IN THE MORNING, EVERY MORNING, I 300 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,699 HAVE MY TEA. I DON'T DRINK COFFEE, I DRINK TEA. 301 00:24:25,699 --> 00:24:28,234 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'M A TEA DRINKER AND HE'S ALWAYS LIKE "DADDY'S 302 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:30,737 TEA? DADDY'S TEA? "YEAH, DADDY'S TEA." 303 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:33,807 "HOT?" "IT'S HOT, YES." >> Jimmy: BE CAREFUL." 304 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:38,278 >> THE OTHER MORNING, I'M SITTING THERE, AND HE GOES - * DADDY'S TEA TEA 305 00:24:38,278 --> 00:24:41,081 TEA TEA TEA TE DADDY'S TEA TE TEA * 306 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:43,516 [ LAUGHTER ] I GO, "WAIT A MINUTE HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?" 307 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:47,253 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> LIKE, DID YOU JUST -- ANYWAY, I TOOK HIM TO SCHOOL 308 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:53,693 LATER THAT DAY I SAID, "ARE YOU PLAYING 'BABY SHARK' AT THE SCHOOL?" 309 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:56,629 THEY SAID, "YEAH, WE PLAY IT ALL THE TIME." I'M LIKE, "GREAT, YOU'RE 310 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:58,832 KILLING ME HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I'M ON A MISSION 311 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:01,334 I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE GOOD FOR THE WORLD >> YEAH, EXACTLY 312 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,036 YES. >> Jimmy: YOU REALIZE, YEAH, PRESCHOOL, YEAH. 313 00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:05,505 THEY'RE OUT OF YOUR HANDS NOW. THEY LEARN THINGS THAT YOU DON'T TEACH THEM 314 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,474 >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> YEAH. 315 00:25:07,474 --> 00:25:12,946 >> Jimmy: WELL, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "HOUSEWIVES. >> OKAY. 316 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:15,348 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE, GOSH, IT'S BEEN ON 15 YEARS NOW >> YES, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT. 317 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:18,385 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. I MEAN, WE'RE NOW -- WE'VE GOT 318 00:25:18,385 --> 00:25:21,354 EIGHT GOING. WE LAUNCHED "SALT LAKE CITY" LAST YEAR. 319 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:23,656 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHICH IS GREAT >> PEOPLE LOVE - 320 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,725 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT BUT TOLD ME THOUGH - >> YES 321 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:30,964 >> Jimmy: -- YOU TOLD ME WHEN THIS LAST ONE STARTED FILMING, I SAID, "DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU, 322 00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:35,135 'BEVERLY HILLS.' >> OH, MY GOD. WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF PROBABLY 323 00:25:35,135 --> 00:25:37,303 BEST SEASON OF "BEVERLY HILLS" IN MANY YEARS. >> Jimmy: YEAH 324 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:42,242 >> VERY EXCITING >> Jimmy: IF YOU GUYS WANT TO GET INTO A SHOW RIGHT NOW, GET 325 00:25:42,242 --> 00:25:44,310 INTO "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS. >> YES 326 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,079 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE IT'S -- THE REUNION -- I CANNOT - 327 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:49,983 >> WELL, GUESS WHAT? I HAVE NEWS ABOUT THE REUNION. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 328 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:52,519 OH, I LIKE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 329 00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:57,424 THIS IS THE WAY -- >> THE REUNION ISN'T ONE PART, IT'S NOT TWO PARTS, JAMES. 330 00:25:57,424 --> 00:26:03,329 >> Jimmy: WHAT >> IT'S NOT THREE PARTS, JAMES >> Jimmy: WHAT 331 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,632 >> IT'S A FOUR PART REUNION! >> Jimmy: FOUR PART REUNION! OH, MY GOSH. 332 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:12,405 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * IT'S NOT ONE PART. 333 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,708 >> NO. >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT TWO PARTS >> NO. 334 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:17,043 NO >> Jimmy: A FOUR PART REUNION. >> YES 335 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,745 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> YES YEAH 336 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,147 >> Jimmy: IT'S THAT JUICY. >> IT'S THAT JUICY >> Jimmy: WOW. 337 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:25,185 >> YES IT'S INCREDIBLE. WE'VE GOT -- WE DON'T WANT TO 338 00:26:25,185 --> 00:26:29,356 LEAVE ANY CONTENT ON THE FLOOR >> Jimmy: WELL, HERE'S GOOD NEWS ABOUT YOU, 'CAUSE AFTER 339 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:31,057 ALL THESE YEARS OF YOU DOING THESE REUNIONS, THEY TRUST YOU TO GO FOR IT AND ASK THE 340 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:35,128 QUESTIONS THAT WE ALL WANT TO HEAR, AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT >> I HOPE SO 341 00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:36,896 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU -- >> THANK YOU 342 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,631 >> Jimmy: -- BECAUSE YOU DON'T HOLD BACK. YOU GO, "YEAH. 343 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,600 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: "NO, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU. 344 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,637 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: RESPECTFULLY - >> BY THE WAY, WE'VE GOT THE 345 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:48,375 DEFINITIVE BOOK ABOUT "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES" COMING OUT FROM ANDY COHEN BOOKS IN OCTOBER. 346 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:52,612 IT'S AN ORAL HISTORY OF "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES," EVERY CITY, OVER 100 PEOPLE INTERVIEWED. 347 00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:57,984 IT'S A GREAT BOOK. IT'S CALLED "NOT ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE." 348 00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:01,688 >> Jimmy: "NOT ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE." >> YES 349 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:03,790 AND IT'S AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER NOW, I SHOULD MENTION THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH 350 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,292 >> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: "NOT ALL DIAMONDS AND 351 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,694 ROSE." >> YES READ THIS UP 352 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:10,864 YES. >> Jimmy: DOES IT BLOW YOUR MIND WHEN PEOPLE JUST COME UP 353 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:12,832 TO YOU AND BE LIKE, "YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME THE SCOOP." LIKE, DO YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE 354 00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:18,538 ARE A FAN OF YOU -- OF - >> YOU KNOW WHAT THERE'S A -- THERE'S A FAMILIAL 355 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:22,475 FEELING THAT I SEE IN PEOPLE'S EYES WHEN THEY COME UP, YEAH >> Jimmy: I JUST SAW SOMEWHERE 356 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:27,380 RIHANNA IS A BIG FAN >> RIHANNA IS A BIG FAN. YEAH, I REMEMBER MEETING HER AT 357 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,249 THE MET BALL A FEW YEARS AGO, AND SHE JUST HAD THIS LOOK IN HER EYE, AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, 358 00:27:29,249 --> 00:27:37,657 YEAH, RIHANNA. SHE'S AWESOME. >> Jimmy: SHE'S A FAN. 359 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,959 >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. 360 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,796 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO PLAY A NEW GAME WITH YOU. >> OH, I CAN'T WAIT. 361 00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:44,664 >> Jimmy: BECAUSE I -- FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR CONTINUING TO DO YOUR SHOW. 362 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:46,499 I DON'T KNOW IF I SAID THIS OUT LOUD, BUT DURING THE PANDEMIC WE ALL NEEDED YOU TO DO IT AND 363 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:47,934 YOU DID IT FROM HOME AND I LOVE IT AND - >> THANK YOU, AND YOU. 364 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:50,904 >> Jimmy: THE SHOTSKI -- THE SHOTSKI REMAINS. >> YES 365 00:27:50,904 --> 00:27:52,672 WE WERE DOING THE VIRTUAL SHOTSKI, WHICH WAS ODD BUT NOW WE ARE BACK TO DOING 366 00:27:52,672 --> 00:28:02,148 THE SHOTSKI IN THE STUDIO. >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 367 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:04,551 "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE" IS A A GREAT SHOW >> THANK YOU 368 00:28:04,551 --> 00:28:07,020 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A NEW GAME CALLED "WHO SAID IT?" WITH ANDY COHEN WHEN WE 369 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,155 COME BACK. STICK AROUND COME ON BACK 370 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:28,174 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 371 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,410 EVERYBODY. I'M HANGING OUT WITH ANDY COHEN NOW. 372 00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:37,417 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANDY, NOBODY KNOWS "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES" FRANCHISE LIKE YOU 373 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,819 THE NAME OF THE BOOK IS IT'S "NOT ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE"? >> CORRECT 374 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:42,889 >> Jimmy: THERE YOU GO PREORDER RIGHT NOW BUT LOOK -- THERE'S A VERY -- 375 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:46,826 THERE'S A LOT OF ICONIC LINES OUT THERE ON THESE SHOWS, AND WE WANT TO PUT YOU TO THE TEST 376 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,928 THIS IS A GAME CALLED "WHO SAID IT?" HERE WE GO 377 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:48,962 IT?" HERE WE GO 378 00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:52,732 * TELL 'EM WHO SAID IT TELL 'EM WHO SAID I 379 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:58,171 YEAH * >> Jimmy: NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. 380 00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:00,573 I'M GOING TO READ YOU REAL QUOTES FROM ANY "REAL HOUSEWIVES" SHOW, ANY ONE. 381 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,876 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHO SAID IT 382 00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:06,279 >> OKAY. IS THERE A PRIZE [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:29:06,279 --> 00:29:09,349 >> Jimmy: PRIDE. >> PRIDE >> Jimmy: PRIDE, YEAH. 384 00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:14,921 >> YEAH, I WILL SAY IF I MESS THIS GAME UP, I WILL DO A MAJOR WALK OF SHAME HOME TO MY PLACE 385 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,756 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> YEAH. IT'D BE TERRIBLE 386 00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:19,826 >> Jimmy: ALMOST LIKE ME WHEN I WENT ON YOUR SHOW AND YOU DID THIS WITH GRATEFUL DEAD SONGS. 387 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:21,895 >> AND YOU ACED IT [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WAS PRESSURED. 388 00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,763 >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT. 389 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:27,167 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY THE FIRST QUOTE IS, "YOU SMELL 390 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:33,606 LIKE HOSPITAL. >> YES, THAT WAS SAID BY MARY M. COSBY FROM THE "REAL 391 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:37,043 HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY." SUNDAY NIGHTS ON BRAVO >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID 392 00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:38,144 IT LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT. 393 00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:41,481 HOSPITAL." [ DING ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. 394 00:29:41,481 --> 00:29:48,788 THAT IS CORRECT. [ APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT, ONE FOR ONE 395 00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:54,060 ALL RIGHT, QUOTE, "WHO IS HUNKYDORY? >> "WHO IS HUNKYDORY?" SAID 396 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:56,896 KATHY HILTON ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS. >> Jimmy: LET'S SHOW IT. 397 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:57,397 >> Jimmy: LET'S SHOW IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 398 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,267 LIKE EVERYTHING IS GREAT AND 399 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:04,137 HUNKYDORY WHEN IT'S NOT. >> WHO IS HUNKYDORY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 400 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:09,576 [ DING ] * >> IT'S SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: "WHO IS HUNKYDORY? 401 00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:11,978 KATHY HILTON >> IT'S SO GOOD. >> Jimmy: SHE IS BRILLIANT 402 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:14,914 >> HOW DARE ANYONE THINK THIS SHOW IS SCRIPTED >> Jimmy: NO, EXACTLY. 403 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,850 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHO COULD -- WHAT WRITER'S ROOM COULD COME UP WITH THIS 404 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:20,320 BRILLIANCE >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT THIS ONE I THINK YOU'RE GOING 405 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,456 TO GET, BUT I LOVE HER AND I LOVE THIS. HERE'S THE QUOTE 406 00:30:23,456 --> 00:30:27,260 "YOU'RE MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A HOLE MILL." [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,163 >> WELL, I DO KNOW THAT THAT IS RAMONA SINGER. >> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. 408 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:30,196 RAMONA SINGER. >> Jimmy: THERE WE GO. 409 00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:32,732 >> I'M THINKING YOU'RE MAKING A BIGGER MOLE -- 410 00:30:32,732 --> 00:30:38,204 NO, NOT A BIGGER MOLE. >> MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLE HILL >> YEAH, YOU'RE MAKING A 411 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:41,808 A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A HOLE MILL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOLE MILL. 412 00:30:41,808 --> 00:30:43,877 * >> MOUNTAIN OUT OF A HOLE MILL YES. 413 00:30:43,877 --> 00:30:46,179 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THE LAST QUOTE IS, "I 414 00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:48,481 FELT THE NEED TO TUG ON HER WIG. I DID NOT TRY TO PULL IT OFF 415 00:30:48,481 --> 00:30:50,450 I DID NOT WANT TO PULL IT OFF. I JUST WANTED TO SHIFT IT A LITTLE BIT." 416 00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:58,858 [ LAUGHTER ] >> ONE OF THE ALL-TIME GREATS FROM "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF 417 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,727 ATLANTA," SHEREE WHITFIELD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT IS CORRECT. 418 00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:02,062 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. YOU DID IT 419 00:31:02,562 --> 00:31:05,198 >> I FELT THE NEED TO TUG ON HER WIG. I DID NOT TRY TO PULL IT OFF 420 00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:08,168 I DID NOT WANT TO PULL IT OFF. I JUST WANTED TO SHIFT IT A LITTLE BIT 421 00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:12,205 [ DING ] >> AND SHIFT IT SHE DID. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 422 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:18,211 >> Jimmy: UNDISPUTED CHAMPION ANDY COHEN, EVERYBODY. HIS SHOW "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS 423 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:21,614 LIVE" IS ON BRAVO. WE'RE TALKING TO ALESSIA CARA AFTER THE BREAK. 424 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:36,763 STICK AROUND EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 425 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:41,468 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GRAMMY WINNING AND MULTIPLATINUM SELLING ARTIST 426 00:31:41,468 --> 00:31:45,171 HER NEWEST ALBUM "IN THE MEANTIME" IS OUT TODAY EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, 427 00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:45,805 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, ALESSIA CARA 428 00:31:47,941 --> 00:31:48,908 * 429 00:31:48,908 --> 00:32:06,493 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ALESSIA CARA >> SORRY 430 00:32:06,493 --> 00:32:09,329 NOT USED TO THE HEELS. I ALMOST TRIPPED ON THE -- >> Jimmy: I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT 431 00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:11,197 YOU. I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT YOU. >> THANK YOU 432 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,066 >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY ABOUT. THE ALBUM IS OUT >> I KNOW. 433 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,135 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. >> IT'S CRAZY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 434 00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:19,072 >> Jimmy: "IN THE MEANTIME," IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM. IT'S BEAUTIFUL 435 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:22,776 I WAS TELLING YOU, I LOVE THE UNBOXING INTRO AND YOU TOLD ME THAT'S YOU 436 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:25,311 PLAYING DRUMS IN IT? >> IT IS YEAH, YEAH, IT'S ME PLAYING THE 437 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,914 DRUMS. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SO GOOD >> MY FRIEND JOHN LEVINE WAS 438 00:32:27,914 --> 00:32:29,983 LIKE "YOU SHOULD PLAY ON THIS. AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY. SO I DID 439 00:32:29,983 --> 00:32:32,085 >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC I LOVE IT. [ CHEERS ] 440 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:34,821 >> MY DRUMMING DEBUT >> Jimmy: I WAS COMPLIMENTING THE DRUMS. 441 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:37,424 I LIKE HOW IT GOT FASTER AND YOU'RE LIKE, "ACTUALLY, THAT'S ME. 442 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,959 >> THAT'S ACTUALLY ME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YOU'RE - >> IF THE ROOTS EVER NEED AN 443 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,228 EXTRA -- >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE CAN ALWAYS GET YOU IN THERE 444 00:32:42,228 --> 00:32:44,197 [ LAUGHTER ] ALWAYS "SHAPESHIFTER," YOU RELEASED, 445 00:32:44,197 --> 00:32:46,833 HAS AN INTERESTING STORY BEHIND THAT WHERE DID YOU RECORD THAT? 446 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:52,305 >> SO I RECORDED "SHAPESHIFTER" -- WELL, FOR ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME, 447 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:54,374 PERSONALLY, OR EVEN NOT. I MEAN, I SAY THIS EVERY INTERVIEW. 448 00:32:54,374 --> 00:33:00,947 I LOVE AMY WINEHOUSE AND SO, I WAS IN THIS PRODUCER, HE'S A LEGEND. 449 00:33:00,947 --> 00:33:03,450 I MEAN, NOT THIS PRODUCER, HE'S SALAAM REMI. HE'S LEGENDARY 450 00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:06,519 AND I WAS IN HIS HOUSE I HAD ONE DAY OFF IN MIAMI TO GO AND WORK WITH HIM 451 00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:09,789 AND I WENT TO GO TO HIS HOUSE. AND HE HAS, LIKE, A LITTLE HOME STUDIO, AND HE, LIKE, PLAYED IT 452 00:33:09,789 --> 00:33:12,726 DOWN, WHATEVER AND THEN, WHEN WE GO THERE, HE STARTS SHOWING ME AROUND HIS 453 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:18,531 STUDIO AND I KNEW HE WAS COLLABORATOR OF AMY'S BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT 454 00:33:18,531 --> 00:33:21,468 THEY HAD WRITTEN, LIKE, ALL THE MUSIC IN THAT HOUSE. SO, HE'S SHOWING ME AROUND 455 00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:23,303 AND HE'S LIKE, "SO THIS IS WHERE SHE WROTE, LIKE, 'BACK TO BLACK'" AND "THIS TREE IS WHERE 456 00:33:23,303 --> 00:33:28,074 SHE WROTE 'TEARS DRY.' AND I'M, LIKE, TRYING TO LIKE ACT NORMAL, LIKE, YES! 457 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:30,777 I'M A PEER I'M A PEER WONDERFUL. 458 00:33:30,777 --> 00:33:32,946 >> Jimmy: "YEAH, I'M A PEER. WHAT?" >> I WAS FREAKING OUT. 459 00:33:32,946 --> 00:33:36,116 >> Jimmy: LIKE, "CAN I CLIMB THAT TREE? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." 460 00:33:36,116 --> 00:33:40,620 >> YEAH, LITERALLY I TOOK A PHOTO BESIDE IT OF COURSE 461 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:46,393 >> Jimmy: YOU HAD TO >> IT WAS -- THIS WAS THE CRAZIEST THING 462 00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:48,828 I MEAN, NOT ONLY DO I LOVE HIM WHICH IS, LIKE, SUCH A HUGE DEAL TO WORK WITH HIM. 463 00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:51,564 BUT, THEN KNOWING THAT IT WAS IN THE ENVIRONMENT WHERE THEY MADE THOSE PHENOMENAL, YOU 464 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:53,533 KNOW, SONGS. >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY COOL >> YEAH. 465 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:55,735 >> Jimmy: IT STARTS WITH NOTHING. IT'S A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER. 466 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:57,904 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND IT ENDS UP A SONG WE ARE ALL SINGING 467 00:33:57,904 --> 00:34:00,306 WE ALL KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO >> IT'S CRAZY. >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST A BIZARRE 468 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,042 THING. IT'S SO -- WELL, IT'S SUCH A A TALENT 469 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:04,678 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST -- DO YOU REMEMBER THE 470 00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:07,213 FIRST TIME YOU WERE AT A SHOW AND SOMEONE WAS SINGING YOUR WORDS BACK TO YOU? 471 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,516 >> YEAH, ACTUALLY. FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT WAS IN NEW YORK 472 00:34:09,516 --> 00:34:13,553 YEAH, I DID A LITTLE SHOW AT THE KNITTING FACTORY IT WAS, LIKE, 200 PEOPLE 473 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:18,358 MAYBE JUST UNDER 200 PEOPLE. AND IT WAS LIKE MY FIRST SOLD-OUT SHOW, AND I WAS LIKE 474 00:34:18,358 --> 00:34:20,527 FREAKING OUT I WAS LIKE, "WOW," LIKE, "I'VE MADE IT. 475 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:23,596 ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE HERE TO SEE ME. AND I SANG "HERE", MY FIRST 476 00:34:23,596 --> 00:34:25,565 SONG >> Jimmy: YEP. >> AND THEY WERE LIKE THE 477 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:29,302 SINGING WORDS BACK AND IT WAS LIKE SUCH A BIZARRE THING THAT PEOPLE LEFT WHATEVER 478 00:34:29,302 --> 00:34:32,906 THEY WERE DOING IN THEIR DAY TO LIKE SEE ME PLAY AND THEN ALSO, LIKE, THAT THEY 479 00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:35,408 KNEW THE WORDS IT WAS LIKE THE CRAZIEST -- IT WAS SUCH A TRIP. 480 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:37,911 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO COOL >> THAT'S SUCH A COOL -- YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU KNOW 481 00:34:37,911 --> 00:34:40,080 WHAT'S -- YOU KEEP GOING UP AND UP AND UP. >> THANK YOU 482 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,283 >> Jimmy: I ALSO GET TO HEAR YOUR VOICE ON THE -- IT'S "THE BLADE RUNNER", THE 483 00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:46,553 NEW SHOW ON ADULT SWIM >> YEAH, YEAH. "BLACK LOTUS", IT'S CRAZY. 484 00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:49,289 >> Jimmy: YES. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 485 00:34:49,289 --> 00:34:52,092 >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY WILD >> THAT'S SO AWESOME, YEAH SUPER EXCITING 486 00:34:52,092 --> 00:34:54,427 >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU HAVE DONE SOUNDTRACKS, BUT I MEAN, TO DO THE ACTUAL THEME - 487 00:34:54,427 --> 00:34:56,396 >> YEAH, IT'S A -- IT'S A LOT OF MY VOICE. I'M SORRY. 488 00:34:56,396 --> 00:34:58,365 ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE ME IS GOING TO HAVE TO, LIKE, "SKIP, SKIP." 489 00:34:58,365 --> 00:35:01,301 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THE TOUGH THING IS THAT WE, ACTUALLY, ALL LOVE 490 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:03,269 YOUR VOICE >> OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: SO YEAH, SO YEAH 491 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,138 >> THANKS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALSO ACTUALLY 492 00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:08,308 IN IT AS WELL. >> YES I AM, YES SO, THEY -- I GUESS THEY MIGHT 493 00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:10,810 HAVE SEEN WHAT I DID WITH "THE WILLOUGHBY'S." LIKE, MY FIRST LIKE, YOU KNOW, 494 00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:14,447 ANIMATED DEBUT AND THEY ASKED IF I WANTED TO PLAY A CHARACTER 495 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:17,484 SO SHE'S LIKE A JAZZ SINGER ROBOT WOMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 496 00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:20,887 VERY DIFFERENT FROM JANE IN "THE WILLOUGHBY'S. LIKE TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS. 497 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:24,157 BUT YEAH, THEY ASKED IF I WANTED TO PLAY HER SO I GET TO BE ON EPISODE, WHICH IS SO 498 00:35:24,157 --> 00:35:26,126 COOL, TOO. YEAH >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 499 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:29,095 EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S ALESSIA CARA IN THE NEW SHOW "BLADE RUNNER: BLACK 500 00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:30,230 LOTUS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 501 00:35:31,898 --> 00:35:38,805 >> YOU DIDN'T RUN. >> REPLICANTS DON'T LIVE VERY LONG 502 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:45,679 AND SOMETIMES I GET IMPATIENT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT >> IF LIFE'S SO SHORT, WHY 503 00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:50,717 SPEND IT SINGING ABOUT EMOTIONS YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND >> WHAT BETTER USE FOR A LIFE 504 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:56,956 THAN TO EXPLORE THE ESSENTIAL MYSTERIES? ISN'T THAT WHY YOU DO WHAT YOU 505 00:35:56,956 --> 00:36:00,660 DO >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 506 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:03,296 ALESSIA CARA, EVERYBODY. "BLADE RUNNER: BLACK LOTUS" WILL BE ON ADULT SWIM LATER 507 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:11,371 THIS FALL. AND ALESSIA'S ALBUM "IN THE MEANTIME" IS OUT NOW 508 00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:14,040 ALESSIA'S PERFORMING WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND EVERYBODY 509 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:32,559 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "BEST 510 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:35,462 DAYS" FROM HER NEW ALBUM "IN THE MEANTIME," ONCE AGAIN, ALESSIA CARA 511 00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:35,495 THE MEANTIME," ONCE AGAIN, ALESSIA CARA 512 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:47,107 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 513 00:36:47,107 --> 00:36:58,818 * SO MUCH HARDE TO BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF A TWENTY SOMETHING * 514 00:36:58,818 --> 00:37:07,027 * WISH I KNEW WHAT I'M BECOMIN AND FELT THE GROUND * 515 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:18,805 * WHILE I WAS ON IT HOPING WAITING ON A MOMENT NOT KNOWING IF IT'S * 516 00:37:18,805 --> 00:37:31,284 * COMING OR IT'S GOING OO WHAT IF MY BEST DAYS ARE THE DAYS I'VE LEFT BEHIND * 517 00:37:31,284 --> 00:37:39,259 * AND WHAT IF THE REST STAY THE SAME FOR ALL MY LIFE I'M RUNNING WITH MY EYES * 518 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:46,466 * CLOSED SO IT GOES YOU LIVE AND THEN YOU DI BUT THE HARDEST PILL TO * 519 00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:57,510 * SWALLOW IS THE MEANTIME ARE THE BEST DAYS JUST THE ONES THAT WE SURVIVE * 520 00:37:57,510 --> 00:38:09,522 * OOH-OOH-OOH OOH-OOH-OO OOH-OOH * 521 00:38:09,522 --> 00:38:11,391 * AH, A OOH-OOH-OO OOH-OOH-OOH * 522 00:38:11,391 --> 00:38:16,429 * OOH-OOH IF I HAD KNOWN T FUEL THE FIRE * 523 00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:24,304 * I WOULD'VE THROWN M ARMS UP HIGHER WOULD'VE HELD ON * 524 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:30,076 * A LITTLE TIGHTE CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW A THING YOU MISS TIL * 525 00:38:30,076 --> 00:38:42,055 * IT'S BEHIND YOU YEA OOH, WHAT IF MY BEST DAYS AR THE DAYS I'VE LEFT BEHIND * 526 00:38:42,055 --> 00:38:50,964 * AND WHAT IF THE REST STAY THE SAME FOR ALL MY LIFE I'M RUNNING WITH MY * 527 00:38:50,964 --> 00:38:57,203 * EYES CLOSED SO IT GOE YOU LIVE AND THEN YOU DI BUT THE HARDEST PILL TO * 528 00:38:57,203 --> 00:39:07,347 * SWALLOW IS THE MEANTIME ARE THE BEST DAYS JUST THE ONES THAT WE SURVIVE * 529 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:12,152 * OOH-OOH-OOH OOH-OOH-OO OOH-OOH * 530 00:39:12,152 --> 00:39:15,789 * AH, A OOH-OOH-OO OOH-OOH-OOH * 531 00:39:15,789 --> 00:39:33,373 * OOH-OOH YEAH, YEAH WHAT IF MY BEST DAYS ARE 532 00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:44,050 THE DAYS I'VE LEFT BEHIND * * AND WHAT IF THE REST STAY THE SAME FOR ALL MY LIFE 533 00:39:44,050 --> 00:39:51,958 WHAT IF THE BEST DAYS ARE * * THE DAYS I'VE LEFT BEHIND AND WHAT IF THE REST STAYS 534 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:59,399 THE SAME FOR ALL MY LIFE * * OOH-OOH-OOH OOH-OOH-OO 535 00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:12,512 OOH-OOH * YEAH, YEAH, OOH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:40:12,512 --> 00:40:20,820 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS! THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. ALESSIA CARA 537 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:24,858 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CATCH HER PERFORMING TOMORROW IN CENTRAL PARK AT GLOBAL 538 00:40:24,858 --> 00:40:30,330 CITIZEN LIVE MY THANKS TO ANDY COHEN, ALESSIA CARA ONCE AGAIN. 539 00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:34,267 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "IN THE MEANTIMES" OUT NOW THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, STAY 540 00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:36,569 TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 541 00:40:36,569 --> 00:40:37,804 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 542 00:40:37,804 --> 00:40:37,837 * *