1 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,546 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN 2 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,546 ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 3 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:20,120 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 4 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:20,120 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:20,120 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,290 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,290 GUESTS - 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,290 NICOLE KIDMAN -- 9 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:28,528 AMANDA GORMAN -- 10 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:28,528 COMEDIAN NORE DAVIS -- 11 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:28,528 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 12 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:38,271 ROOTS CREW 13 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:38,271 Questlove: 1519 14 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:38,271 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 15 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:39,105 Questlove: 1519 16 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:39,105 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 17 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:39,105 JIMMY FALLON 18 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:52,152 * 19 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:52,152 * 20 00:00:52,152 --> 00:01:04,164 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 21 00:00:52,152 --> 00:01:04,164 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 22 00:00:52,152 --> 00:01:04,164 THAT IS A CROWD, RIGHT THERE 23 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:08,501 WELCOME. 24 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:08,501 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 25 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:08,501 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, PLEASE, 26 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:12,138 ENJOY YOURSELF 27 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:12,138 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 28 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:12,138 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 29 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:18,278 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 30 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:18,278 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 31 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:18,278 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 32 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:22,315 GUYS, IT'S A VERY BUSY TIME IN 33 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:22,315 NEW YORK CITY BECAUSE THE U.N. 34 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:22,315 GENERAL ASSEMBLY IS OFFICIALLY 35 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:26,152 UNDER WAY. 36 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:26,152 YEAH 37 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:26,152 MORE THAN 100 FOREIGN LEADERS 38 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:29,756 ARE IN TOWN TO ADDRESS THE 39 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:29,756 ASSEMBLY, WHILE SOME ARE JUST 40 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:29,756 HERE TO PICK UP A FIANCE FOR 41 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,661 90 DAYS. 42 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,661 [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:34,661 I LOVE WHEN THE U.N. GENERAL 44 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:37,731 ASSEMBLY IS IN SESSION 45 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:37,731 THERE IS NO GREATER JOY THAN 46 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:37,731 WATCHING THE PRESIDENT OF 47 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:43,536 ROMANIA WALK INTO THE M&M 48 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:43,536 STORE. 49 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:43,536 [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,706 SERIOUSLY, WHEN ELSE ARE YOU 51 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,706 GOING TO SPOT THE PRESIDENT OF 52 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,706 LATVIA HOLDING ONE OF THOSE 53 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,309 RESTAURANT BUZZERS OUTSIDE 54 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,309 BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP? 55 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,309 [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,178 LIKE, "OUR TABLE IS READY. 57 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,178 LET'S GO." 58 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,178 [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:55,648 OF COURSE, THE MAIN FOCUS OF 60 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:55,648 THIS YEAR'S GENERAL ASSEMBLY IS 61 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:55,648 FIGHTING COVID 62 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:59,119 YEP. 63 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:59,119 NOTHING LIKE HOLDING A 64 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:59,119 A SUPERSPREADER EVENT TO TACKLE 65 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:03,723 A PANDEMIC 66 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:03,723 [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:03,723 THERE'S ACTUALLY SOME REAL 68 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:08,461 CONCERN ABOUT THE GENERAL 69 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:08,461 ASSEMBLY TURNING INTO 70 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:08,461 A SUPERSPREADER EVENT BECAUSE, 71 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:12,265 AND THIS IS REAL, THE U.N. IS 72 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:12,265 USING THE HONOR SYSTEM TO CHECK 73 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:12,265 VACCINATIONS 74 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:17,203 [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:17,203 THE HONOR SYSTEM 76 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:17,203 I DON'T EVEN TRUST THE HONOR 77 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,706 SYSTEM WHEN THEY GIVE OUT CANDY 78 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,706 ON HALLOWEEN 79 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,706 IT'S LIKE, "PLEASE TAKE ONE. 80 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,442 OH, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO 81 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,442 TAKE - 82 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,442 HONEY, THEY TOOK THE BOWL. 83 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:26,713 [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:26,713 WE DON'T HAVE A BOWL ANYMORE." 85 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:26,713 NEXT, THE U.N. IS GOING TO BE 86 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,849 LIKE, "WE BELIEVE FURTHER 87 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,849 CONFLICT WITH THE TALIBAN WILL 88 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,849 BE AVOIDED THANKS TO OUR LATEST 89 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:36,556 PINKIE PROMISE." 90 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:36,556 [ LAUGHTER ] 91 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:36,556 THE FIRST LEADER TO SPEAK THIS 92 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:40,927 MORNING, AND ADDRESS THE 93 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:40,927 PANDEMIC WAS NONE OTHER THAN 94 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:40,927 THE UNVACCINATED PRESIDENT OF 95 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:45,732 BRAZIL, JAIR BOLSONARO 96 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:45,732 THAT'S LIKE ATTENDING A WEIGHT 97 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:45,732 LOSS CONFERENCE AND HEARING, 98 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:50,537 "PLEASE WELCOME OUR FIRST 99 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:50,537 SPEAKER, COLONEL SANDERS." 100 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:50,537 [ LAUGHTER ] 101 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:54,174 AFTER BOLSONARO SPOKE, 102 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:54,174 PRESIDENT BIDEN THEN MADE HIS 103 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:54,174 ADDRESS TO THE U.N. GENERAL 104 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:58,411 ASSEMBLY 105 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:58,411 THE FIRST TIME HE SPOKE TO A 106 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:58,411 A ROOM OF FULL OF WORLD LEADERS 107 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:04,751 CONFIDENTLY KNOWING THAT THEY 108 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:04,751 DIDN'T HAVE HIM ON MUTE. 109 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:04,751 [ LAUGHTER ] 110 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:08,999 YEAH, BIDEN TALKED ABOUT THE 111 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:08,999 PANDEMIC, CLIMATE CHANGE, AND 112 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:08,999 THE WITHDRAWAL FROM 113 00:03:08,999 --> 00:03:12,392 AFGHANISTAN. 114 00:03:08,999 --> 00:03:12,392 WHEN HE WATCHED FORMER 115 00:03:08,999 --> 00:03:12,392 PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS LIKE, "I 116 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:17,530 GOT WAY MORE LAUGHS THAN HIM 117 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:17,530 WAY MORE LAUGHS. 118 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:17,530 [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:22,235 PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. 120 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:22,235 TODAY THE U.S. SPACE FORCE 121 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:22,235 UNVEILED A UNIFORM PROTOTYPE 122 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,505 FOR ITS MEMBERS. 123 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,505 FINALLY, LOOK AT THIS. 124 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,505 HMM. 125 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:30,977 [ LAUGHTER ] 126 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:30,977 RIGHT NOW EVERY NEW YORK CITY 127 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:30,977 DOORMAN IS LIKE, "ARE WE IN THE 128 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:38,184 SPACE FORCE? 129 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:38,184 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE WEARING. 130 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:38,184 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 131 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:44,999 CAN WE SEE IT AGAIN? 132 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:44,999 IT LOOKS LIKE A LINE COOK BEING 133 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:44,999 YELLED AT BY GORDON RAMSAY 134 00:03:44,999 --> 00:03:47,927 "GO TO SPACE WITH YOU DONKEY 135 00:03:44,999 --> 00:03:47,927 GO TO SPACE. 136 00:03:44,999 --> 00:03:47,927 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 137 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:50,997 SERIOUSLY, BY THE TIME YOU 138 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:50,997 BUTTON UP THAT JACKET THE SPACE 139 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:50,997 WAR IS GOING TO BE OVER, YOU 140 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:55,802 KNOW 141 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:55,802 YEP, THAT IS THE NEW UNIFORM, 142 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:55,802 UNTIL JEFF BEZOS BUYS THE SPACE 143 00:03:55,802 --> 00:04:00,273 FORCE AND TURNS IT INTO THIS 144 00:03:55,802 --> 00:04:00,273 [ LAUGHTER ] 145 00:03:55,802 --> 00:04:00,273 YEAH, I LOVE THAT. 146 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:05,999 HE LOOKS -- HE LOOKS LIKE 147 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:05,999 A MASH-UP OF BUZZ LIGHTYEAR AND 148 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:05,999 WOODY. 149 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:09,749 DOESN'T HE 150 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:09,749 HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS. 151 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:09,749 JOHNSON & JOHNSON ANNOUNCED ITS 152 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:16,222 COVID BOOSTER SHOT IS 94% 153 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:16,222 EFFECTIVE WHEN GIVEN TWO MONTHS 154 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:16,222 AFTER THE FIRST DOSE 155 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:19,225 PEOPLE WHO GOT THE J AND J WERE 156 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:19,225 LIKE, "YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE 157 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:19,225 BEEN NICE TO KNOW ABOUT THREE 158 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:23,897 MONTHS AGO." 159 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:23,897 [ LAUGHTER ] 160 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:23,897 ACTUALLY, EVERYONE WHO GOT THE 161 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,299 J AND J WAS LIKE, "WE ALREADY 162 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,299 GOT BOOSTERS 163 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,299 THEY'RE CALLED MODERNA." 164 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:34,999 [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:34,999 WELL, THIS IS GREAT. 166 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:34,999 I SAW THAT GOOGLE MEET -- 167 00:04:34,999 --> 00:04:38,978 GOOGLE MEET IS GOING TO START 168 00:04:34,999 --> 00:04:38,978 AUTOMATICALLY ADJUSTING WEBCAM 169 00:04:34,999 --> 00:04:38,978 BRIGHTNESS IN USERS' BROWSERS. 170 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,114 AND IT'S NOT THE ONLY NEW 171 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,114 FEATURE THEY'RE ADDING 172 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,114 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 173 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:46,419 WE HERE AT GOOGLE MEET ARE 174 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:46,419 EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE A BRAND NEW 175 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:46,419 FEATURE TO MAKE YOUR EXPERIENCE 176 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:51,324 BETTER THAN EVEER. 177 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:51,324 THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN YOU CLICK 178 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:51,324 NEW MEETING IT WILL TAKE YOU 179 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:55,161 DIRECTLY TO ZOOM 180 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:55,161 GOOGLE MEET, AT LEAST WE'RE NOT 181 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:55,161 SKYPE. 182 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,696 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 183 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,696 Jimmy: YEAH, ISN'T THAT 184 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,696 AMAZING? 185 00:04:56,696 --> 00:05:07,273 THAT'S AMAZING 186 00:04:56,696 --> 00:05:07,273 AND FINALLY, A PAIR OF 187 00:04:56,696 --> 00:05:07,273 107-YEAR-OLD SISTERS IN JAPAN 188 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:11,444 JUST CLAIMED THE TITLE OF 189 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:11,444 WORLD'S OLDEST IDENTICAL TWINS 190 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:11,444 YEAH, AND JUST TO CREEP PEOPLE 191 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:15,382 OUT, THEY STAND IN THE HALLWAY 192 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:15,382 OF THE RETIREMENT HOME AND SAY, 193 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:15,382 "COME PLAY WITH US." 194 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,784 [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,784 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 196 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,784 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 197 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:18,284 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 198 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:18,284 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 199 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:18,284 EVERYBODY. 200 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:28,928 * 201 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:28,928 * 202 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:40,640 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 203 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:40,640 Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, BE SURE TO 204 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:40,640 TUNE IN THURSDAY NIGHT 205 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,275 WE'RE DOING SOMETHING VERY 206 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,275 COOL 207 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,275 WE'RE PARTNERING UP WITH 208 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:47,847 SAMSUNG TO DO A SPECIAL EPISODE 209 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:47,847 FROM ALL FIVE BOROUGHS IN 210 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:47,847 NEW YORK CITY. 211 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,784 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 212 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,784 YEAH 213 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,784 WE HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS 214 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,186 CELEBRATING HOW MUCH WE LOVE 215 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,186 THE CITY 216 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:53,186 A BUNCH OF SURPRISES 217 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,999 IT'S ALL HAPPENING THURSDAY 218 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,999 NIGHT, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS 219 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,999 IT 220 00:05:56,999 --> 00:05:58,324 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 221 00:05:56,999 --> 00:05:58,324 GREAT BIG PERFORMANCE. 222 00:05:56,999 --> 00:05:58,324 Steve: BIG. 223 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:02,262 Jimmy: NICE 224 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:02,262 BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 225 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:02,262 FOR YOU TONIGHT. 226 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:06,733 SHE STARS IN THE HULU SERIES, 227 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:06,733 "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS," 228 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:06,733 NICOLE KIDMAN IS JOINING US. 229 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:17,344 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 230 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:17,344 NICOLE KIDMAN. 231 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:17,344 PLUS, HER NEW BOOK "CHANGE 232 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:21,281 SINGS: A CHILDREN'S ANTHEM" IS 233 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:21,281 AVAILABLE TODAY. 234 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:21,281 POET AMANDA GORMAN IS HERE 235 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:27,520 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 236 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:27,520 HOW COOL IS SHE. 237 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:27,520 OH, MY GOODNESS. 238 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,224 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STAND-UP IN 239 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,224 STUDIO FROM NORE DAVIS, LADIES 240 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,224 AND GENTLEMEN. 241 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:38,198 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 242 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:38,198 AND LATER IN THE SHOW, ALL NEW 243 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:38,198 "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 244 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,634 SO STAY TUNED FOR THAT 245 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,634 IT'S GOOD. 246 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,634 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 247 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:48,408 GUYS, AS I SAID BEFORE, THIS 248 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:48,408 WEEK THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY 249 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:48,408 IS WITH LEADERS COMING IN FROM 250 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,677 ALL OVER THE WORLD IS 251 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,677 HAPPENING. 252 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,677 THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE SPEECHES 253 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,779 THEY'RE GOING TO MEET EACH 254 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,779 OTHER. 255 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,779 BUT SOMETIMES WHEN YOU MEET NEW 256 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,382 PEOPLE IT CAN BE HARD TO BREAK 257 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,382 THE ICE. WHICH IS WHY A LOT OF 258 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:55,382 LEADERS COME PREPARED WITH 259 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,917 THEIR VERY OWN 'GETTING TO KNOW 260 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,917 YOU' ICEBREAKERS 261 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,917 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 262 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,386 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 263 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,386 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 264 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,386 ICEBREAKERS. 265 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,855 * TONIGHT SHO 266 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:07,761 ICE BRAKERS * 267 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:07,761 Jimmy: FIRST UP, WE HAVE 268 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:07,761 BRITISH PRIME MINISTER 269 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:12,766 BORIS JOHNSON. 270 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:12,766 HIS ICEBREAKER IS, "WHICH FORK 271 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:12,766 DO YOU USE TO COMB YOUR HAIR?" 272 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,136 [ LAUGHTER ] 273 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,136 NICE ICEBREAKER. 274 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:16,136 GET'S YOU INTO THE 275 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:22,509 CONVERSATION 276 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:22,509 NEXT UP, WE HAVE LATVIAN 277 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:22,509 PRESIDENT EGILS LEVITS 278 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:25,578 HIS ICEBREAKER IS, "HI, MY 279 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:25,578 FRIENDS CALL MY LATVIAN 280 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:25,578 WOLF BLITZER." 281 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,999 [ LAUGHTER ] 282 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,999 Steve: GOOD ONE 283 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:28,999 Jimmy: IT'S JUST 284 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:30,250 ICEBREAKERS. 285 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:30,250 Steve: YEAH, JUST TO BREAK 286 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:30,250 THE ICE. 287 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:36,589 Jimmy: NEXT UP, IS FINNISH 288 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:36,589 PRESIDENT NIINISTO 289 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:36,589 HIS ICEBREAKER IS, "SORRY, YOU 290 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:40,527 MIGHT NOT RECOGNIZE ME WITHOUT 291 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:40,527 MY JOKER MAKEUP. 292 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:40,527 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 293 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:44,464 IT'S AN ICEBREAKER 294 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:44,464 Steve: YEAH 295 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:44,464 Jimmy: HERE IS PRIME 296 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:50,170 MINISTER BENNETT OF ISRAEL 297 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:50,170 HIS ICEBREAKER IS, "DO YOU LIKE 298 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:50,170 MY RESTING KISSY FACE? 299 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:59,346 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 300 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:59,346 UP NEXT, HERE IS U.S. PRESIDENT 301 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:59,346 JOE BIDEN. 302 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,282 Steve: OH 303 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,282 Jimmy: HIS ICEBREAKER IS, 304 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,282 "YOU REMIND ME OF MY BUDDY, 305 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,885 JASPER, HE INVENTED THE WHEEL. 306 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,885 [ APPLAUSE ] 307 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,885 Steve: THAT'S HIS 308 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:11,999 ICEBREAKER 309 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:11,999 WOW. 310 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:11,999 Jimmy: UP NEXT, IS ESTONIAN 311 00:08:11,999 --> 00:08:15,999 PRESIDENT KALJULAID. 312 00:08:11,999 --> 00:08:15,999 HER ICEBREAKER IS, "YOU APPEAR 313 00:08:11,999 --> 00:08:15,999 WEAK 314 00:08:15,999 --> 00:08:21,434 I BORE OF THIS." 315 00:08:15,999 --> 00:08:21,434 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 316 00:08:15,999 --> 00:08:21,434 NEXT UP, WE HAVE PRIME MINISTER 317 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,672 MODI OF INDIA. 318 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,672 HIS ICEBREAKER IS, "WHY DOES 319 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,672 MACY'S KEEP OFFERING ME 320 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,409 A PART-TIME JOB FOR THE 321 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,409 HOLIDAYS?" 322 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,409 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 323 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:35,415 Steve: THAT'S A GOOD 324 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:35,415 ICEBREAKER 325 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:35,415 AND FINALLY HERE IS BRAZILIAN 326 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:39,552 PRESIDENT JAIR BOLSONARO 327 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:39,552 HIS ICEBREAKER IS, "I'M 328 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:39,552 UNVAXED, SASHED, AND READY TO 329 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:42,188 GET TRASHED. 330 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:42,188 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 331 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:42,188 THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT 332 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,924 SHOW ICEBREAKERS." 333 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,924 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 334 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,924 "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 335 00:08:44,924 --> 00:09:05,545 COME ON BACK, NOW. 336 00:08:44,924 --> 00:09:05,545 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:08:44,924 --> 00:09:05,545 * 338 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,999 >>> WELCOME BACK, GUYS 339 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,999 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 340 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,999 HASHTAGS." 341 00:09:09,999 --> 00:09:09,999 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 342 00:09:09,999 --> 00:09:09,999 HASHTAGS." 343 00:09:09,999 --> 00:09:10,550 HERE WE GO 344 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:19,626 * HASHTAG 345 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:19,626 HASHTAGS * 346 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:23,363 Jimmy: NOW WE DO THIS THING 347 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:23,363 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 348 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:23,363 A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO 349 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,866 RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. 350 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,866 SINCE BLOCKBUSTER MOVIES ARE 351 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,866 BACK IN THEATERS, I SENT OUT 352 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:30,804 THE HASHTAG, 353 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:30,804 #DESCRIBEAMOVIEBADLY WHERE I 354 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:30,804 ASKED YOU GUYS TO DESCRIBE A 355 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:35,275 A MOVIE IN A WEIRD OR FUNNY 356 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:35,275 WAY. 357 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:35,275 WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS THE 358 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:39,646 NUMBER ONE TRENDING TOPIC IN 359 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:39,646 THE COUNTRY. 360 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:39,646 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 361 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:42,282 SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG 362 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:42,282 I LOVE THAT. 363 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:42,282 NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF 364 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,552 MY FAVORITE RESPONSES FROM YOU 365 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,552 GUYS 366 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,552 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 367 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:49,689 @PUNCHINGCAT 368 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:49,689 [ LAUGHTER ] 369 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:49,689 Steve: OH, PUNCHING CAT 370 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:53,626 Jimmy: YEAH, THEY SAY, 371 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:53,626 "AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR," SOME 372 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:53,626 GUY WANTS TO BEDAZZLE HIS GLOVE 373 00:09:53,626 --> 00:10:00,867 BUT EVERYONE KEEPS TRYING TO 374 00:09:53,626 --> 00:10:00,867 STOP HIM 375 00:09:53,626 --> 00:10:00,867 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 376 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:06,539 Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 377 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:06,539 @MARISAROSIE22 378 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:06,539 SHE SAYS, "TITANIC," EVERYONE 379 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:10,477 TAKES THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE 380 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:10,477 [ LAUGHTER ] 381 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:10,477 Steve: OH 382 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,847 Jimmy: YEAH 383 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,847 Steve: WELL, THEY DO. 384 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,847 ROSE WINS. 385 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:20,186 Jimmy: THIS IS -- 386 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:20,186 [ LAUGHTER ] 387 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:20,186 THIS ONE'S FROM @RYEANDFISH. 388 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,489 HE SAYS, "SHREK," "BEAUTY AND 389 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,489 THE BEAST," BUT WITH MORE SMASH 390 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,489 MOUTH. 391 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,658 THERE YOU GO 392 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,658 [ APPLAUSE ] 393 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,658 HEY. 394 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,999 Steve: HEY MPW. 395 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,999 Jimmy: I LIKE THAT. 396 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,999 HEY NOW. 397 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:33,867 THIS ONE'S FROM @RENEEJORDAN78 398 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:33,867 SHE SAYS, "RAIDERS OF THE LOST 399 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:33,867 ARK," GUY CHASES ROCKS WHILE 400 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:40,206 BEING CHASED BY ROCK 401 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:40,206 [ LAUGHTER ] 402 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:40,206 [ APPLAUSE ] 403 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,476 Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE'S FROM 404 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,476 @ROCKGOLF. 405 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,476 Steve: OOH. 406 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,446 Jimmy: HE SAYS, "UP," 407 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,446 INFLATION CAUSES HOUSING 408 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,446 CRISIS 409 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:51,151 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 410 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:51,151 Jimmy: I GET IT 411 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:51,151 I LOVE THAT ONE. 412 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:59,225 THANK YOU, ROCKGOLF. 413 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:59,225 THIS ONE IS FROM 414 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:59,225 @IJASONALEXANDER 415 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,162 THE REAL JASON ALEXANDER 416 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,162 WE LOVE HIM. 417 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,162 WE LOVE JASON ALEXANDER. 418 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:08,835 [ APPLAUSE ] 419 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:08,835 HE SAYS, "THE SOUND OF MUSIC," 420 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:08,835 SOME KIDS SING A FEW SHOW TUNES 421 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,138 WHILE ESCAPING FROM THE NAZIS. 422 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,138 [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,138 [ AUDIENCE OH'S 424 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,973 [ APPLAUSE ] 425 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,973 IT'S TRUE. 426 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,973 IT IS TRUE, YEAH 427 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:20,880 THAT'S THE MOVIE 428 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:20,880 THIS ONE IS FROM @BAKEROSS1988 429 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:20,880 HE SAYS, "SNOW WHITE," COAL 430 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:29,289 MINERS DEAL WITH SQUATTER. 431 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:29,289 [ LAUGHTER ] 432 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:29,289 Jimmy: YEAH 433 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,992 THIS ONE IS FROM @BBCSELECT. 434 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,992 Steve: OOH. 435 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:32,992 Jimmy: OFFICIALLY YEAH, BBC 436 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,930 THEY SAY, "BEND IT LIKE 437 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,930 BECKHAM," TEENAGE GIRL ASPIRES 438 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,930 TO SCORE GOALS LIKE THE HUSBAND 439 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:43,269 OF A SPICE GIRL. 440 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:43,269 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 441 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:43,269 I LOVE THAT. 442 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,838 THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE NAME SO 443 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,838 FAR. 444 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,838 THIS ONE IS FROM 445 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:49,275 @EDDIELOVESTOAST 446 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:49,275 [ LAUGHTER ] 447 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:49,275 Steve: DOES HE LIKE IT? 448 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:53,546 Jimmy: HE LOVES IT. 449 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:53,546 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 450 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:53,546 HE SAYS, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL," GUY 451 00:11:53,546 --> 00:12:01,221 AND GIRL CHECK THEIR EMAIL FOR 452 00:11:53,546 --> 00:12:01,221 TWO HOURS. 453 00:11:53,546 --> 00:12:01,221 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 454 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,692 THIS ONE IS FROM @IGORSIRENE88 455 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,692 HE SAYS, "AVATAR," BLUE MAN 456 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:05,692 GROUP ORIGIN STORY 457 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:16,236 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 458 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:16,236 Steve: COME ON. 459 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:16,236 Jimmy "STILL THE BEST EVER, 460 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:22,742 IN 1998, FOR A 'WIZARD OF OZ' 461 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:22,742 LISTING ON TCM, WRITER 462 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:22,742 RICK POLITO WROTE, 'TRANSPORTED 463 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,611 TO A SURREAL LANDSCAPE, A YOUNG 464 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,611 GIRL KILLS THE FIRST PERSON SHE 465 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,611 MEETS, AND THEN, TEAMS UP WITH 466 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:31,818 THREE STRANGERS TO KILL AGAIN. 467 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:31,818 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 468 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:31,818 THAT'S REAL. 469 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:35,755 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 470 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:35,755 THAT'S AMAZING 471 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:35,755 THERE YOU HAVE IT, THOSE ARE 472 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,999 OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 473 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,999 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 474 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,999 FAVORITES, GO TO 475 00:12:39,999 --> 00:12:42,295 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 476 00:12:39,999 --> 00:12:42,295 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 477 00:12:39,999 --> 00:12:42,295 NICOLE KIDMAN, EVERYBODY 478 00:12:42,295 --> 00:13:02,415 COME ON BACK 479 00:12:42,295 --> 00:13:02,415 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 480 00:12:42,295 --> 00:13:02,415 * 481 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:07,554 Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN 482 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:07,554 OSCAR WINNING ACTRESS WHO STARS 483 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:07,554 IN THE HULU SERIES "NINE 484 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:11,491 PERFECT STRANGERS. 485 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:11,491 THE FINALE BEGINS STREAMING 486 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:11,491 TOMORROW 487 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,999 TOMORROW 488 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,999 HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY 489 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,999 NICOLE KIDMAN. 490 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:23,503 Jimmy: MY GOODNESS. 491 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:23,503 COME ON NOW. 492 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:23,503 SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU, NICOLE. 493 00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:23,503 * 494 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,705 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, PAL 495 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,705 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO 496 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,705 SEE US 497 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:29,999 I APPRECIATE THIS. 498 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:29,999 I WISH I WAS THERE IN 499 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:29,999 PERSON 500 00:13:29,999 --> 00:13:32,479 Jimmy: I KNOW 501 00:13:29,999 --> 00:13:32,479 WELL, NEXT TIME. 502 00:13:29,999 --> 00:13:32,479 NEXT TIME, YOU'RE GOING TO BE, 503 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,347 I KNOW IT. 504 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,347 I KNOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN SOO 505 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,347 I WILL COME IN. 506 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,750 YES, I WILL. 507 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,750 Jimmy: I KNOW YOU LOVE 508 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,750 NEW YORK AND IT'S A VERY 509 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,453 SPECIAL PLACE FOR YOU. 510 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,453 THIS IS -- YOU GOT ENGAGED 511 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:40,453 HERE, I KNOW THAT. 512 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,422 I KNOW -- DIDN'T YOU 513 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,422 YEAH 514 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,422 DO I KNOW THAT 515 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,999 YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO KNOW 516 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,999 THAT 517 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,999 [ LAUGHTER ] 518 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,527 Jimmy: YEAH, I'M ALLOWED TO 519 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,527 KNOW ALL THIS STUFF. 520 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,527 I KNOW ALL SORTS OF STUFF ABOUT 521 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:51,931 YOU. 522 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:51,931 WHEN DID YOU FIRST -- WHEN DID 523 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:51,931 YOU FIRST -- DID KEITH URBAN 524 00:13:51,931 --> 00:14:00,340 JUST SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET 525 00:13:51,931 --> 00:14:00,340 WHEN DID YOU KNOW? 526 00:13:51,931 --> 00:14:00,340 HE SAT ON THE STOOP OF MY 527 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,511 NEW YORK APARTMENT, I CAME OUT 528 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,511 5:00 A.M. IN THE MORNING AND IT 529 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,511 WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND HE HAD 530 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,247 FLOWERS. 531 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,247 [ AUDIENCE AW'S 532 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,247 AND THAT WAS IT. 533 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,816 Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU - 534 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,816 I WAS A GONER 535 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,816 Jimmy: -- THAT'S HOW YOU DO 536 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,518 IT 537 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,518 I'M LIKE, "YES, I'LL MARRY 538 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,518 YOU. 539 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,999 Jimmy: YEAH 540 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,999 [ LAUGHTER ] 541 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,999 AND YOU CELEBRATED 15 YEARS, 542 00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:16,999 RIGHT? 543 00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:16,999 YOUR 15TH ANNIVERSARY. 544 00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:16,999 CONGRATULATIONS. 545 00:14:16,999 --> 00:14:21,127 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 546 00:14:16,999 --> 00:14:21,127 FOR A SECOND THERE, I 547 00:14:16,999 --> 00:14:21,127 THOUGHT YOU SAID 50 YEARS. 548 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,196 Jimmy: YEAH 549 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,196 BEEN MARRIED FOR - 550 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,196 AND I'M LIKE, NO. 551 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,466 Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING BACK IN 552 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,466 TIME, YEAH 553 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,466 HOPEFULLY, ONE DAY. 554 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,999 Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY 555 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,999 BUT, YEAH, 15 YEARS, WHICH 556 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,999 IS PRETTY AMAZING, RIGHT 557 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:34,474 Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST. 558 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:34,474 YEAH. 559 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:34,474 Jimmy: DID YOU DO ANY PARTY 560 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,643 OR ANY SURPRISES -- YOU DON'T 561 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,643 LIKE SURPRISES 562 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,643 I KNOW THIS. 563 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,279 NO. 564 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,279 Jimmy: I KNOW THIS. 565 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,279 I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES EITHER. 566 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,247 NO, I DO NOT. 567 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,247 Jimmy: WHY NOT? 568 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,247 YOU DON'T 569 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:45,485 Jimmy: NO, I REALLY DO 570 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:45,485 NOT -- 571 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:45,485 I MEAN, I DON'T MIND 572 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:49,322 A SURPRISE, LIKE SOMETHING KIND 573 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:49,322 OF SWEET, BUT I DON'T LIKE A 574 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:49,322 A SURPRISE PARTY 575 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:53,493 IT'S TOO -- I HAD A SURPRISE 576 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:53,493 PARTY ONCE AND I BROKE OUT IN 577 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:53,493 A COLD SORE ON THE SPOT. 578 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:59,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 579 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:59,833 I LITERALLY DID. 580 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:59,833 IT WAS TOO STRESSFUL 581 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,203 IT WAS LIKE I WAS SEEING -- IT 582 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,203 WAS APPARITIONS. 583 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:03,203 IT WAS BIZARRE 584 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,806 I DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 585 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,806 Jimmy: I LIKED IT EVERY NOW 586 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:06,806 AND THEN, I LIKE A SURPRISE, 587 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,743 BUT NOT A BIG -- IT HAS TO BE 588 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,743 A SMALL ONE. 589 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,743 I FEEL LIKE IT'S LIKE I'M 590 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:14,147 TRICKING SOMEONE OR SOMETHING 591 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:14,147 AND I DON'T LIKE TO DO THAT, SO 592 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:14,147 I FEEL WEIRD -- I DON'T LIKE 593 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,116 SURPRISES. 594 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,116 I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S 595 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,116 HAPPENING. 596 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,852 I'LL ACT SURPRISED 597 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,852 YES 598 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,852 YES, WE KNOW THAT. 599 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:30,230 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 600 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:30,230 DID I JUST BURN YOU? 601 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:30,230 Jimmy: WOULD YOU EVER -- 602 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,367 BECAUSE I'VE SEEN YOU SING WITH 603 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,367 KEITH BEFORE 604 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,367 WOULD YOU GUYS EVER DO A DUET 605 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,999 ALBUM? 606 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,999 NO. 607 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:37,999 NO, NO 608 00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:39,839 [ LAUGHTER ] 609 00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:39,839 Jimmy: WHY? 610 00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:39,839 WHY? 611 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,777 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO -- I 612 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,777 MEAN, I HAVE THIS THING WHERE 613 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,777 JUST STAY IN YOUR LANE, RIGHT? 614 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,946 [ LAUGHTER ] 615 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,946 I SHOULDN'T BE TRYING TO GET 616 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,946 INTO HIS LANE. 617 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,215 Jimmy: NO, BUT YOU'RE - 618 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,215 I'M FINE WHERE I AM 619 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,215 Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH 620 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,418 OKAY, YEAH 621 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,418 SO YEAH 622 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,418 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO IT 623 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:56,222 WOULD NEVER HAPPEN 624 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:56,222 AND ALSO I JUST -- I DON'T 625 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:56,222 FEEL COMFORTABLE SINGING LIKE I 626 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,826 HAVE SUNG BUT IT'S NOT REALLY 627 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,826 WHAT I -- WHAT I FEEL 628 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,826 COMFORTABLE DOING. 629 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:04,197 I'M -- 630 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:04,197 Jimmy: SO YOU WOULDN'T 631 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:04,197 PERFORM IN FRONT OF CROWDS LIKE 632 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:07,500 KEITH PLAYS ARENAS AND STUFF 633 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:07,500 YEAH, HE GOES ON TOUR AND HE IS 634 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:07,500 AMAZING. 635 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,537 YES, HE'S PLAYING VEGAS 636 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,537 RIGHT NOW. 637 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,537 Jimmy: IS HE REALLY 638 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:13,173 YEAH. 639 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:13,173 Jimmy: THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 640 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:13,173 WHICH IS WHY I COULDN'T BE 641 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,808 WITH YOU BECAUSE I CHOSE HIM 642 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,808 [ APPLAUSE ] 643 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,808 Jimmy: YEAH 644 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,511 YEAH, I MEAN, IN TERMS OF 645 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,511 THE VEGAS AND IT'S -- YEAH, TO 646 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,511 BE HERE. 647 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:23,216 Jimmy: WOULD YOU -- 648 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:23,216 [ LAUGHTER ] 649 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:23,216 SHUT UP, NICOLE 650 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,999 Jimmy: DUDE, I CAN'T EVEN 651 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,999 WRITE THIS, I SWEAR. 652 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,999 I CAN'T WRITE THIS 653 00:16:26,999 --> 00:16:29,122 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 654 00:16:26,999 --> 00:16:29,122 HEY -- 655 00:16:26,999 --> 00:16:29,122 WHAT ARE WE DOING 656 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,292 [ LAUGHTER ] 657 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,292 ASK ME SOMETHING GOOD. 658 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,292 Jimmy: I WILL 659 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,999 SORRY 660 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,999 Jimmy: COME ON. 661 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,999 I AM 662 00:16:34,999 --> 00:16:36,563 I WILL 663 00:16:34,999 --> 00:16:36,563 [ LAUGHTER ] 664 00:16:34,999 --> 00:16:36,563 JUST STOP IT 665 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:42,569 [ LAUGHTER ] 666 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:42,569 NOW I'M LIKE, "WHAT?" 667 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:42,569 OKAY >> Jimmy: JUST CHILL. 668 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,972 JUST CHILL OUT 669 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,972 JUST CALM DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS 670 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,972 GOSH 671 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:50,543 [ LAUGHTER ] 672 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:50,543 NICOLE, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 673 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:50,543 ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE AMAZING AT, 674 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:58,518 WHICH IS ACTING, AND YOU'RE 675 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:58,518 ALSO PRODUCING "NINE - 676 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:58,518 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 677 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,876 -- NO, REALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY 678 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,876 YOU COME OUT WITH -- IT'S LIKE 679 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,876 YOU JUST KEEP PROVING YOURSELF, 680 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,257 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, OKAY, 681 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,257 SHE'S THE GREATEST." 682 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,257 IT'S ANOTHER ONE, IT'S A SLAM 683 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,494 DUNK 684 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,494 "NINE PERFECT STRANGERS," IT'S 685 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,494 THE NEW "IT" SHOW RIGHT NOW. 686 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:11,999 IT'S ON HULU 687 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:11,999 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 688 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:11,999 PEOPLE LOVE IT 689 00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:15,999 EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT. 690 00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:15,999 YES 691 00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:15,999 Jimmy: THE FINALE STREAMS 692 00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:20,940 TOMORROW 693 00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:20,940 CAN YOU SET UP WHAT THE SHOW IS 694 00:17:15,999 --> 00:17:20,940 ABOUT? 695 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,878 THIS SHOW IS SUCH A TRIPPY 696 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,878 RIDE 697 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,878 Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS. 698 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:29,349 NINE STRANGERS CHECK INTO A 699 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:29,349 A WELLNESS RETREAT, WHICH IS 700 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:29,349 RUN BY ME. 701 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:34,487 Jimmy: YEAH 702 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:34,487 I PLAY A RUSSIAN-AMERICAN 703 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:34,487 WOMAN WHO IS AND HER NAME IS 704 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:39,626 MASHA. 705 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:39,626 Jimmy: YEAH 706 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:39,626 AND WE TREAT THE PEOPLE FOR 707 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:45,999 THEIR DEPRESSION OR THEIR 708 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:45,999 TRAUMA OR ANY OF THE THINGS 709 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:45,999 THAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH, AND 710 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:50,470 IT'S SORT OF THIS CRAZY RIDE 711 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:50,470 AND THE FINALE IS -- HAPPENS TO 712 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:50,470 BE MY FAVORITE EPISODE 713 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,740 Jimmy: OH, REALLY 714 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,740 AND THAT'S -- YEAH, SO 715 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,740 THAT'S KIND OF GOOD. 716 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:58,311 AND IT GETS CRAZY. 717 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:58,311 IT ALL GOES DOWN IN EPISODE 718 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:58,311 EIGHT. 719 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:02,816 Jimmy: I HEARD THAT YOU 720 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:02,816 STAYED IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE 721 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:02,816 TIME, BY THE WAY 722 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:06,319 I DID ACTUALLY, WHICH WAS 723 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:06,319 REALLY WEIRD BECAUSE THE OTHER 724 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:06,319 ACTORS I ONLY MET THEM ON THE 725 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:16,262 FIRST DAY AND I HAD MET MELISSA 726 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:16,262 PREVIOUSLY AND BOBBY, BUT I HAD 727 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:16,262 NEVER REALLY GOTTEN TO KNOW 728 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:22,268 ANYBODY IN THE CAST, WHICH WAS 729 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:22,268 KIND OF GREAT, SO I JUST STAYED 730 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:22,268 IN -- AS THIS RUSSIAN WOMAN AND 731 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:26,740 RELATED TO EVERYBODY THROUGH MY 732 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:26,740 CHARACTER. 733 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:26,740 Jimmy: WOW. 734 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:31,344 AND IT WAS ACTUALLY WEIRD 735 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:31,344 BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET TO REALLY 736 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:31,344 KNOW THEM AS NICOLE, I GOT TO 737 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:38,551 KNOW THEM AS MASHA, AND ON THE 738 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:38,551 FINAL DAY, A NUMBER OF THE 739 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:38,551 PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "GOSH, WE'VE 740 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,721 NEVER EVEN HEARD YOU SPEAK IN 741 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,721 YOUR AUSTRALIAN ACCENT." 742 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,721 Jimmy: WOW. 743 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,425 I WOULD GO UP AND HUG THEM AND 744 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,425 I WOULD STROKE THEM AND I 745 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,425 WOULD -- 746 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:49,696 [ LAUGHTER ] 747 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:49,696 -- STROKE THEIR HAIR AND LISTEN 748 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:49,696 TO THEIR STORIES, YEAH 749 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:53,633 Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 750 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:53,633 EVERYONE A CLIP. 751 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:53,633 HERE'S NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE 752 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,335 FINALE OF "NINE PERFECT 753 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,335 STRANGERS. 754 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,335 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 755 00:18:59,999 --> 00:19:09,482 WHO AM I, HEATHER 756 00:18:59,999 --> 00:19:09,482 I AM A PERSON WHO HAS SOMEBODY 757 00:18:59,999 --> 00:19:09,482 WHO WAS AT THEIR CENTER AND 758 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:18,124 WHEN I LOST HER, I LOST ME 759 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:18,124 I AM A PERSON WHO IS LIVING HER 760 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:18,124 LIFE DEFINED BY GRIEF AND PAIN 761 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:30,270 AND LOSS 762 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:30,270 I AM YOU 763 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:30,270 I AM YOU 764 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:35,508 I AM YOU 765 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:35,508 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 766 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:35,508 Jimmy: COME ON. 767 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:41,314 EVERY SINGLE TIME, YOU ARE 768 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:41,314 PHENOMENAL 769 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:41,314 THE FINALE OF "NINE PERFECT 770 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:45,218 STRANGERS" BEGINS STREAMING 771 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:45,218 TOMORROW 772 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:45,218 WHEN WE COME BACK, NICOLE AND I 773 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,188 ARE GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A NEW 774 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,188 COMPETITION CALLED THE NEVERWED 775 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,188 GAME 776 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,590 STICK AROUND 777 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,590 OH, MY GOSH. 778 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,590 IT'S GOING TO BE FUN 779 00:19:50,590 --> 00:20:10,810 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 780 00:19:50,590 --> 00:20:10,810 * 781 00:19:50,590 --> 00:20:10,810 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK 782 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:18,251 I AM HERE WITH NICOLE KIDMAN 783 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:18,251 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 784 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:18,251 NICOLE, I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN 785 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,521 TO PLAY A GAME TO SEE HOW WELL 786 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,521 WE KNOW EACH OTHER 787 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,521 YOU IN 788 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,823 OKAY, GOOD 789 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,823 NOW -- 790 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,823 YES, I'M DEFINITELY IN. 791 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,394 I'M EXCITED. 792 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,394 Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD 793 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,394 [ LAUGHTER ] 794 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,364 HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. 795 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,364 [ LAUGHTER ] 796 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,364 IT'S JUST LIKE "THE NEWLYWED 797 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:34,868 GAME" WHERE WE TRY TO MATCH 798 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:34,868 EACH OTHER'S ANSWERS BUT WE'VE 799 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:34,868 NEVER EVEN DATED SO -- 800 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:39,105 [ LAUGHTER ] 801 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:39,105 SO IT MIGHT BE -- IT MIGHT BE 802 00:20:34,868 --> 00:20:39,105 HARDER 803 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,676 IT MIGHT BE A BIT HARDER 804 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,676 THIS IS "THE NEVERWED GAME." 805 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,676 HERE WE GO 806 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:50,150 * THE NEVERWED GAME * 807 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:50,150 Jimmy: NICOLE THIS IS GOING 808 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:50,150 TO BE FUN, I THINK 809 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,786 YEAH. 810 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,786 Jimmy: SOME OF THESE 811 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,786 QUESTIONS WILL BE ABOUT ME 812 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:55,722 SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE 813 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:55,722 ABOUT YOU AND WE'LL BOTH WRITE 814 00:20:52,786 --> 00:20:55,722 DOWN OUR ANSWERS IN SECRET 815 00:20:55,722 --> 00:21:00,226 IF THE ANSWERS MATCH WE'LL GET 816 00:20:55,722 --> 00:21:00,226 A POINT. 817 00:20:55,722 --> 00:21:00,226 OKAY. 818 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:04,164 YES. 819 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:04,164 Jimmy: NICOLE, THIS FIRST 820 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:04,164 QUESTION IS ABOUT YOU. 821 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,166 NICOLE KIDMAN -- 822 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,166 OKAY. 823 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,166 Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST 824 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:10,270 FEAR 825 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:10,270 MY BIGGEST FEAR BECAUSE I 826 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:10,270 HAVE A LOT 827 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,572 Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 828 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,572 I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THEM. 829 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,572 YOU CAN WRITE THREE OF THEM IF 830 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:17,177 YOU WANT 831 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:17,177 I HAVE ONE OF THEM, I THINK. 832 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:17,177 OKAY, JUST HOLD ON. 833 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:20,980 HOLD ON, HOLD ON 834 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:20,980 Jimmy: MY GOSH. 835 00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:20,980 OH, GOSH. 836 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:25,251 YOU'RE TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY 837 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:25,251 Jimmy: ME 838 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:25,251 [ LAUGHTER ] 839 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:30,724 I'M HAVING FUN HERE. 840 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:30,724 YOU ARE 841 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:30,724 Jimmy: YEAH 842 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:34,227 DON'T - 843 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:34,227 [ LAUGHTER ] 844 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:34,227 OH, GOSH 845 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:37,163 OKAY 846 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:37,163 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 847 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:37,163 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY FOR 848 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,667 THIS 849 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,667 I'VE PUT NOTHING. 850 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,667 [ LAUGHTER ] 851 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:46,172 NOTHING. 852 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:46,172 [ APPLAUSE ] 853 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:46,172 Jimmy: THE GAME WORKS LIKE 854 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,674 THIS, YOU HAVE TO PUT 855 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,674 SOMETHING. 856 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,674 WHAT IS ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST 857 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:53,446 FEARS, JUST YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? 858 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:53,446 I HAVE NO FEAR. 859 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:53,446 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 860 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,982 NONE.]E >> Jimmy: HOW 861 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,982 ABOUT -- 862 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,982 [ APPLAUSE ] 863 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,252 ZERO. 864 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,252 Jimmy: SHARKS 865 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,252 SHARKS 866 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,755 NO, THAT IS SO WRONG. 867 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,755 [ LAUGHTER ] 868 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,755 YOU ARE SO WRONG 869 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:07,127 [ BUZZER ] 870 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:07,127 Jimmy: YOU LIVE -- YOU'RE 871 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:07,127 FROM AUSTRALIA - 872 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,999 I LOVE SHARKS 873 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,999 I LOVE SHARKS. 874 00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,999 I'VE SCUBA DIVED WITH SHARKS 875 00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:12,565 AND I LOVE SHARKS. 876 00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:12,565 Jimmy: NO, YOU SAID, "I LOVE 877 00:22:09,999 --> 00:22:12,565 SHARKS." 878 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,101 [ LAUGHTER ] 879 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,101 AND YOUR REAL ACCENT IS 880 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,101 "SHAWKS. 881 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,736 [ LAUGHTER ] 882 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,736 "I LOVE SHAWKS." 883 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,736 SHAWKS. 884 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,806 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SAY SHARKS 885 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,806 YEAH, YEAH, SOMETIMES I ROLL 886 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,806 MY Rs -- 887 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,441 Jimmy: YEAH 888 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,441 BECAUSE I HAVE TO PLAY 889 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,441 AMERICAN BUT I AM NOW 890 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,710 AUSTRALIAN 891 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,710 [ LAUGHTER ] 892 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,710 Jimmy: YOU MIGHT LOVE SHARKS 893 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:27,313 BUT YOU DON'T LIKE SHAWKS. 894 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:27,313 OKAY ALL RIGHT 895 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:27,313 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 896 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:30,183 NO. 897 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:30,183 Jimmy: SO WE'RE 0 FOR 1 898 00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:30,183 COME ON 899 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,252 NO FEAR. 900 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,252 Jimmy: COME ON, THAT'S HOW 901 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,252 YOU PLAY 902 00:22:32,252 --> 00:22:34,654 NO FEAR. 903 00:22:32,252 --> 00:22:34,654 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 904 00:22:32,252 --> 00:22:34,654 [ DINGING 905 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:38,825 Jimmy: THAT'S A MEME RIGHT 906 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:38,825 THERE. 907 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:38,825 OKAY 908 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:42,999 THIS NEXT ONE IS, NICOLE, THIS 909 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:42,999 NEXT ONE IS ABOUT ME, READY? 910 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:42,999 WHICH -- 911 00:22:42,999 --> 00:22:45,598 YEAH. 912 00:22:42,999 --> 00:22:45,598 Jimmy: WHICH DISNEY 913 00:22:42,999 --> 00:22:45,598 CHARACTER AM I THE MOST LIKE 914 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:57,610 [ LAUGHTER ] 915 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:57,610 I HAVE NO IDEA 916 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:57,610 WHICH DISNEY CHARACTER - 917 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:02,999 * 918 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:02,999 WAIT 919 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:02,999 HOLD ON. 920 00:23:02,999 --> 00:23:06,920 [ LAUGHTER ] 921 00:23:02,999 --> 00:23:06,920 ARE YOU SHOWING IT 922 00:23:02,999 --> 00:23:06,920 ARE YOU SHOWING IT 923 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,190 ARE YOU SHOWING IT RIGHT NOW 924 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,190 DON'T -- 925 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,190 [ APPLAUSE ] 926 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:13,593 DON'T SHOW IT YET. 927 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:13,593 DON'T SHOW IT YET. 928 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:13,593 I CAN'T HELP IT 929 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:17,197 [ LAUGHTER ] 930 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:17,197 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I SAID -- 931 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:17,197 I'M EXCITED BY IT 932 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:20,800 Jimmy: I SAID MICKEY MOUSE. 933 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:20,800 DON'T SAY -- 934 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:20,800 I SAID LITTLE MERMAID 935 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:28,241 [ LAUGHTER ] 936 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:28,241 [ BUZZER ] 937 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:28,241 [ APPLAUSE ] 938 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:32,879 LITTLE MERMAID 939 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:32,879 [ LAUGHTER ] 940 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:32,879 Jimmy: I REMIND YOU OF THE 941 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:35,315 LITTLE MERMAID 942 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:35,315 YEAH. 943 00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:35,315 Jimmy: OH, MY 944 00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:39,386 SO CUTE 945 00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:39,386 Jimmy: AH 946 00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:39,386 STOP IT. 947 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:44,858 [ LAUGHTER ] 948 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:44,858 YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE, MAN. 949 00:23:39,386 --> 00:23:44,858 OH, MY GOSH. 950 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,694 ALL RIGHT. 951 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,694 ALL RIGHT. 952 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,694 HERE WE GO 953 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,164 THIS ONE -- THIS ONE IS ABOUT 954 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,164 YOU, OKAY. 955 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:51,164 HERE WE GO 956 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:52,966 IS YOUR GO TO KARAOKE SONG, 957 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:52,966 "MAMMA MIA" BY ABBA OR "YOU 958 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:52,966 SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG" BY 959 00:23:52,966 --> 00:24:01,775 AC/DC. 960 00:23:52,966 --> 00:24:01,775 OH. 961 00:23:52,966 --> 00:24:01,775 Jimmy: IS YOUR GO TO KARAOKE 962 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,678 SONG - 963 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,678 IT'S ONE OF THESE TWO, I GUESS 964 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:04,678 DO I HAVE TO ANSWER ONE OF 965 00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:09,883 THOSE TWO? 966 00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:09,883 Jimmy: YES, YOU HAVE TO PLAY 967 00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:09,883 THE GAME AT ONE POINT. 968 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:15,455 [ LAUGHTER ] 969 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:15,455 GOSH 970 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:15,455 I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO 971 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:22,328 THIS ONE 972 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:22,328 * 973 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:22,328 MAYBE NOT. 974 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:25,598 NO, READY? 975 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:25,598 ONE, TWO, THREE. 976 00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:25,598 GO 977 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:29,502 OKAY. 978 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:29,502 MY WRITING IS SO BAD 979 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:29,502 Jimmy: YES, I THINK WE GOT 980 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,999 ONE. 981 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,999 [ DING ] 982 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,999 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 983 00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:32,405 * 984 00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:32,405 AC/C 985 00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:32,405 YES 986 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:40,146 I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN "MAMMA MIA" 987 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:40,146 BUT I ACTUALLY PREFER "YOU 988 00:24:32,405 --> 00:24:40,146 SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG. 989 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,115 Jimmy: YEAH, I -- 990 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,115 YEAH. 991 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,115 Jimmy: I GOT THAT AND - 992 00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:44,999 I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD ROCK 993 00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:44,999 AC/C 994 00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:44,999 I LOVE AC/C 995 00:24:44,999 --> 00:24:46,920 Jimmy: ME TOO 996 00:24:44,999 --> 00:24:46,920 ME TOO, I LOVE AC/DC 997 00:24:44,999 --> 00:24:46,920 I LOVE AC/DC. 998 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,122 Jimmy: I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, 999 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,122 I KNEW IT. 1000 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,122 WE GOT ONE RIGHT 1001 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:52,726 THIS IS BIG. 1002 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:52,726 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1003 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:52,726 BUT I LOVE AC/DC. 1004 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:55,462 Jimmy: THIS ONE IS WEIRD. 1005 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:55,462 THIS ONE IS ABOUT ME - 1006 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:55,462 YOU'RE IGNORING ME. 1007 00:24:55,462 --> 00:24:59,999 [ LAUGHTER ] 1008 00:24:55,462 --> 00:24:59,999 Jimmy: NO, I HEARD YOU. 1009 00:24:55,462 --> 00:24:59,999 YOU SAID YOU LOVE AC/DC. 1010 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,135 OKAY. 1011 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,135 [ LAUGHTER ] 1012 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,135 I MEAN LIKE REALLY KIND OF TAKE 1013 00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:06,606 THAT AND RUN WITH IT 1014 00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:06,606 Jimmy: NO, I DID TAKE IT AND 1015 00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:06,606 RUN WITH IT. 1016 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:11,644 THE WHOLE REASON I DIDN'T 1017 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:11,644 ELABORATE IS BECAUSE I KNOW -- 1018 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:11,644 WHO CARES 1019 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,914 Jimmy: NO, I -- 1020 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,914 [ LAUGHTER ] 1021 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,914 I LOVE - 1022 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,150 I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE THAT. 1023 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,150 I THINK PEOPLE WOULD THINK 1024 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,150 "MAMMA MIA" BUT I KNOW YOU AND 1025 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:22,922 I THINK AUSTRALIA AND AC/DC, 1026 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:22,922 THEY'RE LIKE ROYALTY THERE 1027 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:22,922 YEAH. 1028 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,658 Jimmy: THEY'RE AUSTRALIAN 1029 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,658 YES, ABSOLUTELY 1030 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,658 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 1031 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:28,361 GO 1032 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:28,361 THIS NEXT ONE IS - 1033 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:28,361 YEAH. 1034 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:32,532 Jimmy: WHICH ONE OF US IS 1035 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:32,532 MOST LIKELY TO GET A TATTOO? 1036 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:32,532 ME OR YOU? 1037 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:40,173 * 1038 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:40,173 YEAH, I GOT THIS 1039 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:40,173 ME 1040 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:41,708 [ DING ] 1041 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:41,708 * 1042 00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:41,708 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1043 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,444 I KNOW THAT. 1044 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,444 YEAH 1045 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,444 I WOULD NEVER GET ONE. 1046 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:48,648 I WOULD NEVER GET A TATTOO 1047 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:48,648 BUT I KNOW THAT YOU -- I FEEL 1048 00:25:44,444 --> 00:25:48,648 LIKE YOU WOULD NEVER GET A 1049 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:52,986 A TATTOO 1050 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:52,986 YEAH, I WOULD NEVER, NEVER. 1051 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:52,986 Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO 1052 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,822 BECAUSE WE BOTH NEVER, 1053 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,822 SOMEBODY HAS TO BE NEVER, 1054 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,822 NEVER. 1055 00:25:55,822 --> 00:26:01,999 Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE 1056 00:25:55,822 --> 00:26:01,999 NEVER, NEVER -- YEAH 1057 00:25:55,822 --> 00:26:01,999 I COULD MAYBE BE TRICKED 1058 00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:04,764 YOU'RE LIKE MAYBE TEN SHOTS 1059 00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:04,764 AND -- 1060 00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:04,764 [ LAUGHTER ] 1061 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,533 AND A MILLION BUCKS. 1062 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,533 Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS JUST 1063 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,533 THINKING, I WAS MAYBE IF I GOT 1064 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:12,305 A TATTOO I'D GET A FRECKLE 1065 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:12,305 [ LAUGHTER ] 1066 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:12,305 A FRECKLE 1067 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:15,709 OH 1068 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:15,709 Jimmy: YEAH 1069 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:15,709 WELL, THEN I WOULD GET 1070 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:20,999 A FRECKLE. 1071 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:20,999 I ACTUALLY, IF THAT WAS 1072 00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:20,999 A CHOICE I'D GET A FRECKLE 1073 00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:24,217 Jimmy: WOULD YOU? 1074 00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:24,217 YEAH, A MOLE. 1075 00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:24,217 A MOLE 1076 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:31,324 [ LAUGHTER ] 1077 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:31,324 YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT?" 1078 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:31,324 Jimmy: A MOLE 1079 00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:33,860 I LOVE THAT, THAT 1080 00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:33,860 CINDY CRAWFORD MOLE. 1081 00:26:31,324 --> 00:26:33,860 Jimmy: YES, I KNOW, I LOVE 1082 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,999 THAT ONE 1083 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,999 MARILYN, CINDY, YEAH 1084 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,999 YOU WOULD DO THAT IN THE FACE? 1085 00:26:37,999 --> 00:26:39,432 YEAH, I WOULD GET IT. 1086 00:26:37,999 --> 00:26:39,432 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS 1087 00:26:37,999 --> 00:26:39,432 FOR THE WHOLE WIN. 1088 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:43,703 SO FAR WE'VE DONE WELL 1089 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:43,703 RIGHT 1090 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:43,703 SO FAR WHO IS WINNING? 1091 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,539 IT'S VERY, VERY CONFUSING. 1092 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,539 Jimmy: IT TURNS OUT THIS IS 1093 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,539 A TEAM GAME. 1094 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:49,609 [ LAUGHTER ] 1095 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:49,609 I DIDN'T THINK WE WERE PLAYING 1096 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:49,609 TOGETHER AT ALL. 1097 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:52,879 Jimmy: SO WE'RE PLAYING WITH 1098 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:52,879 EACH OTHER 1099 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:52,879 [ LAUGHTER ] 1100 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:54,948 I LIKE IT 1101 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:54,948 IT'S FUN 1102 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:54,948 Jimmy: YEAH THIS IS FUN 1103 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:57,450 MORE. 1104 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:57,450 Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS A 1105 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:57,450 A TWO-PARTER 1106 00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:01,254 MORE! 1107 00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:01,254 [ LAUGHTER ] 1108 00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:01,254 Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO ANSWER 1109 00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:04,557 FOR YOU AND THEN WE'LL ANSWER 1110 00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:04,557 FOR ME 1111 00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:04,557 MM-HMM. 1112 00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:08,928 Jimmy: WHICH EMOJI DO YOU 1113 00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:08,928 USE THE MOST 1114 00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:08,928 SO PUT TWO EMOJIS ON YOUR THING 1115 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,231 FOR YOU. 1116 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,231 PUT ONE FOR YOU FIRST AND THEN 1117 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,231 ONE FOR ME 1118 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:21,408 OH, RIGHT 1119 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:21,408 Jimmy: I KNOW THE ANSWER. 1120 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:21,408 OH, I WOULDN'T HAVE A CLUE 1121 00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:27,947 WHAT EMOJI YOU USE BUT I'M 1122 00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:27,947 GOING TO DO MINE BUT I DON'T 1123 00:27:21,408 --> 00:27:27,947 HAVE THE RIGHT PEN 1124 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:37,999 I DO THAT. 1125 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:37,999 OH, I'LL DO YOURS. 1126 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:37,999 [ LAUGHTER ] 1127 00:27:37,999 --> 00:27:44,464 Jimmy: ARE YOU READY? 1128 00:27:37,999 --> 00:27:44,464 WE DID IT. 1129 00:27:37,999 --> 00:27:44,464 DID WE DO IT 1130 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:45,565 [ DING ] 1131 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:45,565 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1132 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:45,565 * 1133 00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:50,603 NO, NO. 1134 00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:50,603 IT'S YOU'RE BLOWING A KISS 1135 00:27:45,565 --> 00:27:50,603 [ LAUGHTER ] 1136 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:52,339 Jimmy: OH, I'M BLOWING 1137 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:52,339 A KISS 1138 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:52,339 I THOUGHT I WAS HAPPY. 1139 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:54,541 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 1140 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:54,541 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO BOTH. 1141 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:54,541 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 1142 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:57,477 THAT'S OUR PAL RIGHT THERE 1143 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:57,477 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1144 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:57,477 THAT IS NICOLE KIDMAN. 1145 00:27:57,477 --> 00:28:00,113 WOW, THAT'S PHENOMENAL. 1146 00:27:57,477 --> 00:28:00,113 WE WERE VERY - 1147 00:27:57,477 --> 00:28:00,113 Jimmy: ARE YOU STAYING FOR 1148 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,816 THE WHOLE SHOW 1149 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,816 CHECK OUT THE FINALE OF "NINE 1150 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,816 PERFECT STRANGERS" TOMORROW ON 1151 00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:06,453 HULU 1152 00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:06,453 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1153 00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:06,453 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 1154 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:08,722 AMANDA GORMAN. 1155 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:08,722 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 1156 00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:08,722 BYE, PAL 1157 00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:29,209 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1158 00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:29,209 * 1159 00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:29,209 Jimmy: EARLIER THIS YEAR MY 1160 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:33,780 NEXT GUEST BECAME THE YOUNGEST 1161 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:33,780 POET IN U.S. HISTORY TO EVER 1162 00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:33,780 RECITE A POEM AT THE 1163 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:39,352 PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION. 1164 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:39,352 HER NEW BOOK, "CHANGE SINGS: A 1165 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:39,352 A CHILDREN'S ANTHEM," IS 1166 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:42,288 A CHILDREN'S ANTHEM," IS 1167 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:42,288 AVAILABLE STARTING TODAY 1168 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:42,288 PLEASE WELCOME AMANDA GORMAN 1169 00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:59,372 * 1170 00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:04,999 WOW 1171 00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:04,999 Jimmy: AMANDA GORMAN, I'M SO 1172 00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:04,999 EXCITED TO HAVE YOU HERE 1173 00:29:04,999 --> 00:29:07,914 I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE 1174 00:29:04,999 --> 00:29:07,914 YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY FIRST 1175 00:29:04,999 --> 00:29:07,914 IN-PERSON NIGHT TALK SHOW EVER 1176 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,749 SO - 1177 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,749 Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 1178 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,749 YES 1179 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:12,385 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1180 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:12,385 Jimmy: I'M HONORED. 1181 00:29:09,749 --> 00:29:12,385 I'M HONORED. 1182 00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:14,788 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 1183 00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:14,788 THANK YOU 1184 00:29:12,385 --> 00:29:14,788 Jimmy: AND I GOT TO SEE YOU 1185 00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:18,391 THE OTHER NIGHT AT THE MET 1186 00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:18,391 GALA 1187 00:29:14,788 --> 00:29:18,391 AND YOU LOOKED GORGEOUS THAT 1188 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:20,260 NIGHT AS WELL BY THE WAY 1189 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:20,260 THANK YOU 1190 00:29:18,391 --> 00:29:20,260 OH WOW 1191 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,430 Jimmy: HERE'S A PHOTO OF 1192 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,430 YOU. 1193 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:23,430 CAN YOU TALK ME THROUGH IT 1194 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:29,436 OF COURSE 1195 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:29,436 WELL, THE THEME OF THE NIGHT 1196 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:29,436 WAS BASICALLY AMERICAN FASHION 1197 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:33,999 AND SO I CAME TO MY TEAM WITH 1198 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:33,999 THIS IDEA OF BEING A REIMAGINED 1199 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:33,999 STATUE OF LIBERTY BUT I REALLY 1200 00:29:33,999 --> 00:29:37,410 WANTED TO LEANING INTO KIND OF 1201 00:29:33,999 --> 00:29:37,410 THE POETRY OF THE STATUE 1202 00:29:33,999 --> 00:29:37,410 SO, FOR EXAMPLE, HAVING 1203 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:41,348 A LAUREL CROWN WHICH POETS 1204 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:41,348 WOULD WEAR IN ANCIENT GREECE 1205 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:41,348 THAT'S ALSO WHERE THE TITLE 1206 00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:45,819 "POET LAUREATE" COMES FROM AND 1207 00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:45,819 I WAS HONORED TO BE A POET 1208 00:29:41,348 --> 00:29:45,819 LAUREATE IN MY LIFE. 1209 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:51,191 ALSO BRINGING A BAG WITH BOOKS 1210 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:51,191 BECAUSE I LOVE READING WHEREVER 1211 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:51,191 I GO AND MAKING SURE THAT I 1212 00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:55,895 HAD, YOU KNOW, A LINE FROM THE 1213 00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:55,895 POEM AT THE BASE OF THE STATUE 1214 00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:55,895 SO TRULY LIKE, TRY TO WALK IN 1215 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,398 THE WORDS OF WHAT IT MEANS TO 1216 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,398 WELCOME THE WORLD TO THE 1217 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,398 UNITED STATES. 1218 00:29:58,398 --> 00:30:00,900 Jimmy: I LOVED THAT 1219 00:29:58,398 --> 00:30:00,900 I THOUGHT IT WAS SO -- 1220 00:29:58,398 --> 00:30:00,900 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1221 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,669 THANK YOU 1222 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,669 Jimmy: -- SO MUCH THOUGHT 1223 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,669 INTO 1224 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:06,806 THANK YOU 1225 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:06,806 Jimmy: I WAS TELLING YOU 1226 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:06,806 BACKSTAGE I WAS WATCHING THE 1227 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,999 INAUGURATION 1228 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,999 YOU BLEW US ALL AWAY 1229 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,999 THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST 1230 00:30:09,999 --> 00:30:11,611 IMPRESSIVE THINGS I'VE EVER 1231 00:30:09,999 --> 00:30:11,611 SEEN 1232 00:30:09,999 --> 00:30:11,611 THANK YOU 1233 00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:13,813 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1234 00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:13,813 Jimmy: KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE 1235 00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:13,813 PARK 1236 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:20,687 THANK YOU 1237 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:20,687 Jimmy: IT WAS SUCH AN 1238 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:20,687 AMAZING JOB AND I KNOW THAT YOU 1239 00:30:20,687 --> 00:30:22,355 GOT TO MEET EVENTUALLY 1240 00:30:20,687 --> 00:30:22,355 LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA WHO YOU KIND 1241 00:30:20,687 --> 00:30:22,355 OF LOOSELY BASED A COUPLE OF 1242 00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:29,329 THE LINES IN THE POEM BASED OFF 1243 00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:29,329 "HAMILTON. 1244 00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:29,329 DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO MEET 1245 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:31,865 HIM? 1246 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:31,865 YEAH, SO THE INCREDIBLE 1247 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:31,865 THING IS I ACTUALLY MET LIN 1248 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:35,135 SEVERAL YEARS AGO AND I WAS SO 1249 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:35,135 NERVOUS I ALMOST THREW UP ON 1250 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:35,135 HIM. 1251 00:30:35,135 --> 00:30:40,974 HE DOES NOT KNOW THIS. 1252 00:30:35,135 --> 00:30:40,974 [ LAUGHTER ] 1253 00:30:35,135 --> 00:30:40,974 BUT I WROTE HIM A POEM OF WHAT 1254 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:47,914 I WOULD SAY IF I COULD 1255 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:47,914 ARTICULATE WORDS TO HIM IN 1256 00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:47,914 PERSON AND HE SAID, "I'M GOING 1257 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:52,719 TO KEEP THIS FOR, YOU KNOW, I 1258 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:52,719 CAN SAY 'I KNEW YOU WHEN.' 1259 00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:52,719 AND, YOU KNOW, BASICALLY WE'RE 1260 00:30:52,719 --> 00:30:55,121 AT THE POINT, "I KNEW YOU 1261 00:30:52,719 --> 00:30:55,121 WHEN." 1262 00:30:52,719 --> 00:30:55,121 WE'VE ARRIVED THERE. 1263 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,524 LIKE, HE'S BEEN SO GREAT 1264 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,524 Jimmy: SEE? 1265 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,524 HE'S A MAGICAL GUY 1266 00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,426 I LOVE THAT HE DID THAT. 1267 00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,426 YEAH. 1268 00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,426 Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GOING TO 1269 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:02,796 KEEP THIS 'CAUSE ONE DAY I'M 1270 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:02,796 GOING TO SAY "I KNEW YOU WHEN. 1271 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:02,796 YEAH, HE'S LIKE, "THREE 1272 00:31:02,796 --> 00:31:05,832 YEARS LATER" ON THE DOT. 1273 00:31:02,796 --> 00:31:05,832 Jimmy: I KNEW YOU WHEN. 1274 00:31:02,796 --> 00:31:05,832 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GREAT. 1275 00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:10,103 [ APPLAUSE ] 1276 00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:10,103 I READ SOMEWHERE -- YEAH 1277 00:31:05,832 --> 00:31:10,103 I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU 1278 00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:14,474 DECIDED THAT YOU'RE GOING TO 1279 00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:14,474 RUN FOR PRESIDENT. 1280 00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:14,474 YES 1281 00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:17,999 Jimmy: IN 2030 -- 1282 00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:17,999 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1283 00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:17,999 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 1284 00:31:17,999 --> 00:31:20,280 Jimmy: IN 2036. 1285 00:31:17,999 --> 00:31:20,280 YES 1286 00:31:17,999 --> 00:31:20,280 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO WE HAVE 1287 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,984 SOME TIME BUT YOU ALWAYS KNEW 1288 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,984 THAT YOU WANTED TO RUN FOR 1289 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,984 PRESIDENT. 1290 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:29,122 YES, SO IF YOU DON'T KNOW 1291 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:29,122 2036 IS A YEAR IN WHICH I WILL 1292 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:29,122 BE OLD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY RUN 1293 00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:32,425 FOR PRESIDENT, BUT I'VE KNOWN 1294 00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:32,425 THAT FOR QUITE SOME TIME 1295 00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:32,425 I WAS LIKE 9 OR 10 AND CAME 1296 00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:34,194 HOME, "YOU KNOW, MOM, I WANT TO 1297 00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:34,194 CHANGE SOME THINGS IN THIS 1298 00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:34,194 WORLD SO I'M GOING TO RUN FOR 1299 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:42,469 PRESIDENT. 1300 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:42,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1301 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:42,469 Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC 1302 00:31:42,469 --> 00:31:46,940 AND I HAVE SUCH AN 1303 00:31:42,469 --> 00:31:46,940 INCREDIBLE MOM THAT SHE KNEW 1304 00:31:42,469 --> 00:31:46,940 THIS WASN'T A JOKE 1305 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:52,112 SHE KNEW IT WASN'T AN IDLE WORD 1306 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:52,112 THAT I KIND OF TOSSED OUT JUST 1307 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:52,112 FOR GIGGLES. 1308 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:58,218 AND SO, YOU KNOW, MY FAMILY HAS 1309 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:58,218 BEEN SO DEDICATED TO IT. 1310 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:58,218 FOR EXAMPLE, IF I'M EVER AT 1311 00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:01,488 A PARTY WITH MY TWIN SISTER AND 1312 00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:01,488 PEOPLE ARE TAKING PHOTOS, SHE'S 1313 00:31:58,218 --> 00:32:01,488 LIKE, "UH-UH-UH, MY SISTER IS 1314 00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:04,424 RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 1315 00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:04,424 PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN. 1316 00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:04,424 [ LAUGHTER ] 1317 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:08,695 SO THEY KNOW THE CAMPAIGN IS 1318 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:08,695 REAL AND YOU KNOW WE JUST 1319 00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:08,695 REALLY ORIENT OUR LIVES LIVING 1320 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:13,999 TOWARD THOSE VALUES BECAUSE WE 1321 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:13,999 KNOW AT ONE POINT IN TIME I 1322 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:13,999 WILL ASPIRE TO THE HIGHEST SEAT 1323 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:17,103 OF POWER IN THE COUNTRY SO GOT 1324 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:17,103 TO BE PREPARED 1325 00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:17,103 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1326 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,305 Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE GOING 1327 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,305 TO DO IT 1328 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:19,305 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GO ALL 1329 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:24,999 THE WAY. 1330 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:24,999 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK, 1331 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:24,999 "CHANGE SINGS. 1332 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,179 WHAT -- FIRST OF ALL, 1333 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,179 CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. 1334 00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,179 THIS WENT TO - 1335 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:27,814 THANK YOU 1336 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:27,814 [ APPLAUSE ] 1337 00:32:26,179 --> 00:32:27,814 Jimmy: THIS SHOT UP ON 1338 00:32:27,814 --> 00:32:31,651 AMAZON RIGHT AFTER YOU DID - 1339 00:32:27,814 --> 00:32:31,651 IT WASN'T EVEN OUT 1340 00:32:27,814 --> 00:32:31,651 YEAH. 1341 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:33,620 Jimmy: THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, 1342 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:33,620 AND SHE MIGHT PUT THIS BOOK 1343 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:33,620 OUT. 1344 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:39,192 IT WAS LIKE -- NUMBER ONE. 1345 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:39,192 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1346 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:39,192 BUT ANYWAYS, IT IS -- I HAVE 1347 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:43,697 TWO -- I HAVE TWO LITTLE GIRLS 1348 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:43,697 BUT -- AND THEY HAVE SCHOOL AND 1349 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:43,697 I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE THE 1350 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:49,369 BEST BOOK IN THEIR SCHOOL. 1351 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:49,369 THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS 1352 00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:49,369 IT IS SUCH A GREAT MESSAGE AND 1353 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:52,739 TO EVERY KID OUT THERE AND I 1354 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:52,739 ALSO LOVE THE ILLUSTRATIONS AND 1355 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:52,739 WHAT HAPPENS WITH THIS POEM. 1356 00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:55,375 YEAH 1357 00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:55,375 [ SNAPPING FINGERS ] 1358 00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:55,375 YES, YES, YES. 1359 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,577 I'M A POET SO I DO THIS ALL 1360 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,577 THE TIME 1361 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,577 Jimmy: YEAH 1362 00:32:57,577 --> 00:33:01,999 YEAH, I LOVE IT. 1363 00:32:57,577 --> 00:33:01,999 YOU GO, SNAP, SNAP, SNAP 1364 00:32:57,577 --> 00:33:01,999 WE ALL SNAP. 1365 00:33:01,999 --> 00:33:04,999 [ AUDIENCE SNAPPING FINGERS 1366 00:33:01,999 --> 00:33:04,999 THAT SOUNDS GOOD 1367 00:33:01,999 --> 00:33:04,999 THAT MEANS YOU'RE DESTROYING IT 1368 00:33:04,999 --> 00:33:08,388 RIGHT NOW. 1369 00:33:04,999 --> 00:33:08,388 [ LAUGHTER ] 1370 00:33:04,999 --> 00:33:08,388 SO BUT I LOVE HOW IT'S ONE 1371 00:33:08,388 --> 00:33:13,193 PERSON STARTING CHANGE AND THEN 1372 00:33:08,388 --> 00:33:13,193 THE BAND SLOWLY GROWS AND 1373 00:33:08,388 --> 00:33:13,193 THERE'S DOUBTERS ALONG THE WAY 1374 00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:18,865 AND THERE'S HATERS 1375 00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:18,865 AND THEY -- YOU CHANGE THEM 1376 00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:18,865 AROUND, SWITCH THEM AROUND 1377 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:21,267 BY THE END, YOU HAVE THIS 1378 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:21,267 BEAUTIFUL BAND OF KIDS ALL 1379 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:21,267 SINGING AND MAKING CHANGE 1380 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:26,306 TOGETHER 1381 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:26,306 THEY'RE LIKE THE ROOTS. 1382 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:26,306 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1383 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:30,143 Jimmy: THEY'RE KIND OF 1384 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:30,143 LIKE -- YEAH 1385 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:30,143 THEY ARE LIKE THE ROOTS. 1386 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:34,948 YEAH, THEY ARE LIKE THE ROOTS. 1387 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:34,948 WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I ASKED YOU 1388 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:34,948 TO READ SOME OF THE BOOK TO US 1389 00:33:34,948 --> 00:33:37,584 YES, OF COURSE. 1390 00:33:34,948 --> 00:33:37,584 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHERE 1391 00:33:34,948 --> 00:33:37,584 YOU -- 1392 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:41,388 THANK YOU 1393 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:41,388 [ APPLAUSE ] 1394 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:41,388 I'LL START 1395 00:33:41,388 --> 00:33:43,790 Jimmy: YEAH, TELL ME WHERE 1396 00:33:41,388 --> 00:33:43,790 YOU WANT TO START. 1397 00:33:41,388 --> 00:33:43,790 THIS IS KIND OF THE MIDDLE. 1398 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:49,696 Jimmy: OKAY 1399 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:49,696 "THOUGH SOME DON'T 1400 00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:49,696 UNDERSTAND IT, THOSE WINDMILLS 1401 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:55,835 OF MYSTERIES, I SING WITH ALL 1402 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:55,835 THE PLANET IN ITS HILLS OF 1403 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:55,835 HISTORIES. 1404 00:33:55,835 --> 00:34:00,840 I'M BRIGHT AS THE LIGHT EACH 1405 00:33:55,835 --> 00:34:00,840 DAY BRINGS, THERE IS LOVE WHERE 1406 00:33:55,835 --> 00:34:00,840 MY CHANGE SINGS. 1407 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:07,313 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1408 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:07,313 Jimmy: EVERY LIBRARY, EVERY 1409 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:07,313 SCHOOL, EVERY KID GET THIS 1410 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:09,382 BOOK 1411 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:09,382 AMANDA GORMAN. 1412 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:09,382 THANK YOU 1413 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:13,253 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1414 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:13,253 "CHANGE SINGS: A CHILDREN'S 1415 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:13,253 ANTHEM," IS AVAILABLE RIGHT 1416 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:16,589 NOW. 1417 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:16,589 AND SHE WILL BE PRESIDENT ONE 1418 00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:16,589 DAY. 1419 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:20,527 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 1420 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:20,527 STAND-UP FROM NORE DAVIS 1421 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:20,527 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 1422 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:41,999 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1423 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:41,999 * 1424 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:41,999 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS A 1425 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,918 A COMEDY ALBUM, "LIVE FROM THE 1426 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,918 COMEDY TRAP HOUSE. 1427 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,918 AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY, MAKING 1428 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:48,488 HIS "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT 1429 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:48,488 PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY 1430 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:48,488 NORE DAVIS 1431 00:34:50,256 --> 00:35:01,301 * 1432 00:34:50,256 --> 00:35:01,301 ALL RIGHT 1433 00:34:50,256 --> 00:35:01,301 THANK YOU. 1434 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:03,999 THANK YOU, THANK YOU 1435 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:03,999 THANK YOU. 1436 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:03,999 ALL RIGHT. 1437 00:35:03,999 --> 00:35:04,571 TIME OUT - 1438 00:35:03,999 --> 00:35:04,571 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1439 00:35:03,999 --> 00:35:04,571 OKAY 1440 00:35:04,571 --> 00:35:08,174 OKAY 1441 00:35:04,571 --> 00:35:08,174 THANK YOU. 1442 00:35:04,571 --> 00:35:08,174 THANK YOU. 1443 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:11,344 I'VE BEEN IN THERAPY FOR ONE 1444 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:11,344 YEAR NOW 1445 00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:11,344 [ LAUGHTER ] 1446 00:35:11,344 --> 00:35:15,515 WHOO, AND I'M EXCITED MAN. 1447 00:35:11,344 --> 00:35:15,515 I'M TRYING TO GET MY HOMIES TO 1448 00:35:11,344 --> 00:35:15,515 GO TO THERAPY TOO, BUT EVERY 1449 00:35:15,515 --> 00:35:22,389 TIME I TELL THEM THEY, LIKE, 1450 00:35:15,515 --> 00:35:22,389 "NAH MAN, JUST DO PUSH-UPS." 1451 00:35:15,515 --> 00:35:22,389 [ LAUGHTER ] 1452 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:26,760 WHICH IS COOL BUT, LIKE, AFTER 1453 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:26,760 I'M DONE I'M STILL CRYING. 1454 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:26,760 [ LAUGHTER ] 1455 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:31,264 I JUST HAVE A BIGGER CHEST 1456 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:31,264 [ LAUGHTER ] 1457 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:31,264 I GOT TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY 1458 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:40,106 CHEST LIKE SAD D'ANGELO VIDEO. 1459 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:40,106 [ LAUGHTER ] 1460 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:40,106 * HOW DOES IT FEEL * 1461 00:35:40,106 --> 00:35:44,811 YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT 1462 00:35:40,106 --> 00:35:44,811 THERAPY'S GREAT, THOUGH. 1463 00:35:40,106 --> 00:35:44,811 EVERY TIME I TELL MY THERAPISTS 1464 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:48,848 MY ISSUES, SHE GIVES ME AN 1465 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:48,848 UNDERSTANDING MOAN LIKE, 1466 00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:48,848 "MM-HMM. 1467 00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:53,119 MM-HMM." 1468 00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:53,119 [ LAUGHTER ] 1469 00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:53,119 LIKE MY ISSUES ARE DESSERT 1470 00:35:53,119 --> 00:36:02,629 [ LAUGHTER ] 1471 00:35:53,119 --> 00:36:02,629 "HERE IS MY APPLE ANXIETY PIE. 1472 00:35:53,119 --> 00:36:02,629 "MMMM, THAT'S GOOD." 1473 00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:09,602 "HERE'S MY DEPRESSION BLUEBERRY 1474 00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:09,602 MUFFIN." 1475 00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:09,602 "MM, WHY YOU SO SAD? 1476 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:14,441 YOU'RE DEPRESSION JUST NEEDED 1477 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:14,441 SUGAR. 1478 00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:14,441 OF COURSE, I'M DEPRESSED 1479 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:17,610 I'M A MILLENNIAL 1480 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:17,610 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1481 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:17,610 I'M GOING TO BE RENTING 1482 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:24,718 FOREVER. 1483 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:24,718 FOREVER. 1484 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:24,718 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT MAD AT BABY 1485 00:36:24,718 --> 00:36:26,953 BOOMERS. 1486 00:36:24,718 --> 00:36:26,953 I'M JUST JEALOUS THAT THEY GOT 1487 00:36:24,718 --> 00:36:26,953 HERE FIRST, AND BOUGHT ALL THE 1488 00:36:26,953 --> 00:36:32,892 LAND FOR $40 1489 00:36:26,953 --> 00:36:32,892 [ LAUGHTER ] 1490 00:36:26,953 --> 00:36:32,892 LIKE THERE'S NOTHING FOR US. 1491 00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:35,195 NOTHING. 1492 00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:35,195 I CHECKED AMAZON 1493 00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:35,195 WE AIN'T GOT NOTHING 1494 00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:40,133 [ LAUGHTER ] 1495 00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:40,133 BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT THOUGH. 1496 00:36:35,195 --> 00:36:40,133 I FEEL LIKE THERE'S GOING TO BE 1497 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:43,169 CHANGE, BECAUSE A LOT OF BABY 1498 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:43,169 BOOMERS THEY IN THE BACK OF THE 1499 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:43,169 COMPUTER STORE ASKING FOR OUR 1500 00:36:43,169 --> 00:36:48,742 HELP 1501 00:36:43,169 --> 00:36:48,742 [ LAUGHTER ] 1502 00:36:43,169 --> 00:36:48,742 THAT'S WHERE WE GET CHANGE 1503 00:36:48,742 --> 00:36:53,246 THEY ALL BACK THERE, "CAN YOU 1504 00:36:48,742 --> 00:36:53,246 HELP ME RESET MY PASSWORD? 1505 00:36:48,742 --> 00:36:53,246 [ LAUGHTER ] 1506 00:36:53,246 --> 00:37:03,623 YOU GOING TO HELP ME WITH 1507 00:36:53,246 --> 00:37:03,623 A HOUSE? 1508 00:36:53,246 --> 00:37:03,623 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1509 00:37:03,623 --> 00:37:06,760 "SOMEONE GOT TO GET IT, 1510 00:37:03,623 --> 00:37:06,760 GRANDMA. 1511 00:37:03,623 --> 00:37:06,760 YOU GOING TO COSIGN THIS 1512 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,497 MORTGAGE 1513 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,497 NO 1514 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,497 WELL, I DON'T KNOW PASSWORDS 1515 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:13,900 I DON'T KNOW 1516 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:13,900 I ONLY WORK HERE 1517 00:37:10,497 --> 00:37:13,900 NEXT." 1518 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:22,208 [ LAUGHTER ] 1519 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:22,208 PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THIS -- 1520 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:22,208 LIKE, ARE ANYBODY THAT'S 21 AND 1521 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:27,247 OLDER, YOU EVER REALIZE THIS, 1522 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:27,247 LIKE, WE WERE ALL BORN IN THE 1523 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:27,247 1900s. 1524 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:31,818 [ LAUGHTER ] 1525 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:31,818 LIKE THE PEOPLE IN THE 1 1526 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:31,818 1800s ARE ALL DEAD 1527 00:37:31,818 --> 00:37:41,861 [ LAUGHTER ] 1528 00:37:31,818 --> 00:37:41,861 IT'S JUST US 1529 00:37:31,818 --> 00:37:41,861 [ LAUGHTER ] 1530 00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:45,165 LIKE, I FEEL LIKE I'M STARTING 1531 00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:45,165 TO SOUND LIKE MY MOM 1532 00:37:41,861 --> 00:37:45,165 LIKE, I REMEMBER ANYTHING IN 1533 00:37:45,165 --> 00:37:48,234 THE NEWS WITH MICHAEL JACKSON, 1534 00:37:45,165 --> 00:37:48,234 SHE WOULD DEFEND HIM LIKE, 1535 00:37:45,165 --> 00:37:48,234 "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT 1536 00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:51,838 I LIKE MICHAEL WITH THE BIG 1537 00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:51,838 NOSE 1538 00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:51,838 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1539 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:55,108 MICHAEL WITH THE BIG NOSE, AND 1540 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:55,108 THE AFRO, AND THE BELL BOTTOMS 1541 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:55,108 THAT'S THE ONLY MICHAEL JACKSON 1542 00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:59,245 I KNOW." 1543 00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:59,245 [ LAUGHTER ] 1544 00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:59,245 I SAY THE SAME THING JUST FOR 1545 00:37:59,245 --> 00:38:11,999 KANYE WEST 1546 00:37:59,245 --> 00:38:11,999 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1547 00:37:59,245 --> 00:38:11,999 YOU KNOW YEZZY WITH THE LOUIS 1548 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:14,127 VUITTON BOOK BAG - 1549 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:14,127 [ LAUGHTER ] 1550 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:14,127 AND THE BRACES 1551 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:20,133 THAT'S MY YEEZY. 1552 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:20,133 [ LAUGHTER ] 1553 00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:20,133 THAT'S THE ONLY YEEZY I KNOW 1554 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:26,906 NO, I LOVE KANYE 1555 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:26,906 AND THEN WE MISS TRAVELING, AND 1556 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:26,906 TWO YEARS AGO I WAS IN PARIS, 1557 00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:30,999 AND I'M NOT BRAGGING, I JUST 1558 00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:30,999 HAVE TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO MY 1559 00:38:26,906 --> 00:38:30,999 CREDIT CARD LIMIT FOR EXTENDING 1560 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:34,347 ITSELF 1561 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:34,347 [ LAUGHTER ] 1562 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:34,347 YOU EVER HAD THAT? 1563 00:38:34,347 --> 00:38:36,649 LIKE, WHY ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE 1564 00:38:34,347 --> 00:38:36,649 ME MORE MONEY OFF THE MONEY I 1565 00:38:34,347 --> 00:38:36,649 STILL OWE YOU? 1566 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:43,757 TURN UP. 1567 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:43,757 WE OUT 1568 00:38:36,649 --> 00:38:43,757 I DON'T GET TO HAVE A RAPPERS 1569 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:45,825 LIKE, "GET MONEY 1570 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:45,825 GET MONEY. 1571 00:38:43,757 --> 00:38:45,825 NO, GET CREDIT 1572 00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:52,999 [ LAUGHTER ] 1573 00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:52,999 GET CREDIT, USE IT, THEN DIE 1574 00:38:45,825 --> 00:38:52,999 [ LAUGHTER ] 1575 00:38:52,999 --> 00:39:00,999 GET OUT OF THERE 1576 00:38:52,999 --> 00:39:00,999 [ APPLAUSE ] 1577 00:38:52,999 --> 00:39:00,999 I'M A MILLENNIAL 1578 00:39:00,999 --> 00:39:06,813 ALL I'M PASSING DOWN TO MY 1579 00:39:00,999 --> 00:39:06,813 KIDS, IS KNOWLEDGE AND DEBT. 1580 00:39:00,999 --> 00:39:06,813 HERE'S MY STUDENT LOANS. 1581 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:16,999 AND THE PEOPLE IN THE FAMILY 1582 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:16,999 THAT I OWE 1583 00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:16,999 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1584 00:39:16,999 --> 00:39:22,228 MINIMAL PAYMENTS BABY. 1585 00:39:16,999 --> 00:39:22,228 MINIMAL PAYMENT. 1586 00:39:16,999 --> 00:39:22,228 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1587 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:25,165 I'M NORE DAVIS 1588 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:25,165 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1589 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:25,165 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1590 00:39:25,165 --> 00:39:32,999 * 1591 00:39:25,165 --> 00:39:32,999 Jimmy: NORE DAVIS, HIS ALBUM 1592 00:39:25,165 --> 00:39:32,999 "LIVE FROM THE COMEDY TRAP 1593 00:39:32,999 --> 00:39:37,844 HOUSE" IS AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY 1594 00:39:32,999 --> 00:39:37,844 MY THANKS TO NICOLE KIDMAN, 1595 00:39:32,999 --> 00:39:37,844 AMANDA GORMAN, NORE DAVIS ONCE 1596 00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:42,115 AGAIN. 1597 00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:42,115 AND THE ROOTS FROM 1598 00:39:37,844 --> 00:39:42,115 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 1599 00:39:42,115 --> 00:39:44,851 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 1600 00:39:42,115 --> 00:39:44,851 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1601 00:39:42,115 --> 00:39:44,851 SETH MEYERS. 1602 00:39:44,851 --> 00:39:47,354 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 1603 00:39:44,851 --> 00:39:47,354 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1604 00:39:44,851 --> 00:39:47,354 * 1605 00:39:47,354 --> 00:39:48,999 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1606 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