>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT,
MARGARET QUALLEY DR. JANE GOODALL MUSICAL GUEST CYNTHIA ERIVO,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1520
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AHA, THANK YOU SO MUCH
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT, ENJOY
YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW. YOU GUYS, TODAY IS OFFICIALLY
THE FIRST DAY OF FALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OF COURSE, SOME PEOPLE ARE SAD
THAT SUMMER'S OVER BUT GOOD NEWS, THANKS TO CLIMATE CHANGE IT'S NOT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE ENTERING THAT MAGICAL
TIME OF YEAR WHERE WE PUT ON OLD JACKETS HOPING TO FIND CASH IN THE POCKETS
[ LAUGHTER ] "SOME GUM. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
AFTER SPEAKING HERE IN NEW YORK CITY AT THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY,
PRESIDENT BIDEN IS BACK IN WASHINGTON AND TODAY HE HOSTED WORLD LEADERS FOR A VIRTUAL
SUMMIT ABOUT COVID YEP. WORLD LEADERS TRAVELED 4,000
MILES TO NEW YORK JUST SO THEY COULD ZOOM FROM THEIR ROOMS AT THE BEST WESTERN
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE SUMMIT LASTED MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, FOUR HOURS.
BY THE END EVERYONE WAS FATIGUED EVERYONE HAD BODY ACHES, SORE
THROATS. THEY WE LIKE, "WAIT, DO WE HAVE COVID?
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE BIG TAKEAWAY FROM THE SUMMIT IS THAT BIDEN WANTS
WORLD LEADERS TO FULLY VACCINATE 70% OF THEIR POPULATION
AND WORLD LEADERS WERE LIKE, "OKAY, YOU FIRST." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
DEAL BUT THIS IS GOOD AT THE SUMMIT BIDEN ANNOUNCED THE U.S. IS
BUYING AN ADDITIONAL 500 MILLION DOSES OF THE PFIZER VACCINE TO SHARE WITH COUNTRIES
AROUND THE WORLD EACH COUNTRY WILL RECEIVE A BASKET WITH AN INJECTABLE
ARRANGEMENT WHICH IS INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS THEY'RE GONNA TO START SENDING THE DOSES IN JANUARY
SERIOUSLY, JANUARY [ LAUGHTER ] COUNTRIES ARE LIKE, "IF I SIGN
UP FOR GOVERNMENT PRIME, CAN I GET THAT TOMORROW? [ LAUGHTER ]
JANUARY, WOW THIS IS AMAZING. LAST NIGHT THE WINNING TICKET
FOR THE $432 MILLION MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT WAS SOLD A BLOCK AWAY FROM OUR STUDIO AT
PRONTO PIZZA [ AUDIENCE OHs ] WHEN ASKED WHAT THEY'LL DO WITH
$432 MILLION, THE WINNER SIAD, "HEY, IT'S NEW YORK CITY, I'M GONNA MOVE FROM MY STUDIO TO A
A ONE BEDROOM. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
YEAH PRONTO PIZZA [ APPLAUSE ]
AND FINALLY I SAW THAT ASTON MARTIN IS SELLING A JAMES BOND CAR FOR KIDS AND
IT COSTS $123,000. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE KID WHO GETS ONE IS GOING
TO BE LIKE, "I'M A BRAT. SPOILED, BRAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS TONIGHT.
* *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. JUST A REMINDER TO TUNE IN
TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'RE PARTNERING WITH SAMSUNG TO DO A VERY SPECIAL SHOW FROM ALL
FIVE BOROUGHS OF NEW YORK CITY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MANHATTAN, QUEENS, BROOKLYN,
STATEN ISLAND AND THE BRONX. THERE'S LOTS OF SURPRISES, THE KILLERS ARE GOING TO
PERFORM AT THE TOP OF THE ROCK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU'LL GET TO SEE ME THROW
OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT A A YANKEES GAME >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TOMORROW NIGHT >> Steve: TOMORROW NIGHT
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT, BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO MISS IT.
>> Steve: YEAH, IT'S OKAY. >> Jimmy: DUDE, I GOT TO BE HONEST, MAN, THROWING OUT THE
FIRST PITCH, IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE I NEVER WANTED TO DO THIS
THING. AND NOW I APOLOGIZE TO QUESTLOVE BECAUSE I MADE FUN OF
HIS FIRST PITCH. >> Steve: YOU DID A LOT. >> Jimmy: NO, NOT REALLY
[ LAUGHTER ] I JUST PLAYED IT >> YOU JUST PLAYED IT A LITTLE
>> Jimmy: I JUST PLAYED IT AND THE AUDIENCE LAUGHED I LAUGHED WITH HIM
>> Steve: NOT AT HIM. >> Jimmy: NOT AT HIM I LAUGHED WITH THE VIDEO.
I JUST PLAYED IT AND THE AUDIENCE CLAPPED >> Tariq: BUT YOU DID.
YOU TOOK KAMAL'S ADVICE. KAMAL SAID JUST THROW IT INTO THE STANDS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO -- NO, I DIDN'T THROW IT INTO THE STANDS
>> Tariq: OBVIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: THE CATCHER CAUGHT IT
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Steve: WAS HE AT HOME BASE WHEN HE CAUGHT IT OR DID HE --
>> Jimmy: HE WAS DEFINITELY AT HOME BASE. HE MIGHT HAVE EVEN JUMPED UP A
A LITTLE >> Tariq: YEAH, HE JUMPED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WAS DOING BETTER THAN QUEST RIGHT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS THE WHOLE GOAL YEAH, SO I DID THAT BUT IT WAS
DEFINTELY -- [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S DEFINITELY A LOT OF
PRESSURE DID YOU THROW FROM THE MOUND OR THROW FROM IN FRONT OF THE
MOUND? >> Questlove: I THREW IT FROM THE MOUND.
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I WAS ON THE MOUND I WENT ALL THE WAY UP ON THE
MOUND. [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T HAVE ANY REHEARSAL AT
ALL. >> Steve: NO REHEARSAL WITH THE SPORTS
NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN -
WHAT I - [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: THAT'S GREAT
>> Jimmy: YOU START SHAKING -- I WAS LIKE, MARIANO RIVERA, WHOSE AMAZING, THE GREATEST
PITCHER OF ALL TIME. GREATEST RELIEF PITCHER OF ALL TIME, WAS THERE AND HE KIND OF
HELPED ME OUT. YOU'LL SEE TOMORROW. HE WAS A GREAT GUY -- I'LL TALK
MORE ABOUT MARIO ON FRIDAY BUT I KEPT THINKING ABOUT QUEST BECAUSE IT'S A LOT -- I JUST
KIND OF STARTED SHAKING BECAUSE I HAD NEVER BEEN THAT NERVOUS IN A WHILE
AND THERE WASN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE IN THE STANDS STILL YET >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND SO I WAS KIND OF HAPPY NOT THAT MANY -- THEN I FORGOT IT'S BROADCASTED TO
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND SO I GET UP THERE AND I GO, "ALL RIGHT, SO DON'T -- DON'T
HIT THE DIRT." THAT'S THE ONE THING AND WHEN YOU THROW OUT A FIRST
PITCH PEOPLE THAT KNOW YOU'RE THROWING IT OUT START SENDING YOU CLIPS OF BAD PITCHES, AND
THEY GO, "DON'T DO THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T DO THIS ONE OR DON'T DO
THAT ONE," AND I GOT 25 CLIPS OF QUESTLOVE THROWING THE BALL AND I GO -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES
>> Jimmy: I'M JOKING I'M JOKING I'M JOKING
DEFINITELY NO. I'M JOKING YEAH, SO I GET -- I DO IT AND I
GO, JUST AND THEN I GO UP TO THE MOUND AND IT SEEMS FURTHER AWAY THAN POSSIBLE
LIKE WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU THREW ANYTHING 60 FEET >> Steve: NEVER.
>> Jimmy: WELL - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I CAN'T EVEN WALK 60
FEET WITHOUT RUNNING OUT OF -- >> Jimmy: I HAD TO THROW A BALL 60 FEET.
AND I'M NOT AN ATHLETE THESE GUYS ARE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES
A LOT OF CREDIT TO THE BASEBALL PLAYERS BUT I THREW IT AND I WAS JUST KIND OF NERVOUS EVEN
DOING THAT I EVEN LIKE WHEN I WENT BACK, I KIND OF ROCKED INTO IT
>> Steve: MM-HMM [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S GOOD.
>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN -- >> Questlove: WAIT, DO IT AGAIN.
DO IT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: I DID LIKE A - * HONEY BUNCH
YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I CAN'T HELP -- *
>> Jimmy: I WAS DOING -- YOU KNOW, SO I ROCKED -- I ROCKED INTO IT TOO MUCH TO KICK IT
OUT. >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO WHAT I WAS DOING,
I WAS CHOREOGRAPHING -- WAY OVERTHINKING, I'M LIKE - *
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TERRIBLE
AND THEN I RELEASED IT OH, I KICKED - >> Questlove: WHAT
>> Jimmy: I RELEASED [ LAUGHTER ] FOLLOWED THROUGH
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND IT WAS ALMOST LIKE A COMBINATION OF LIKE
BRET SABERHAGEN -- >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND DR. FAUCI.
[ LAUGHTER ] ONE OF THOSE TWO - >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: DIDN'T QUITE WORK BUT IT DID WORK AND THEN I JUST KIND OF SAID, "YEAH, ALL RIGHT,
GOOD." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I JUST SAID, "OKAY," AND I
DIDN'T EVEN TEXT QUEST BECAUSE I JUST GO, "HOPEFULLY HE DIDN'T SEE IT."
>> Questlove: I WAS WATCHING >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU DID YOU'LL SEE IT TOMORROW AND
AGAIN THANK YOU TO THE YANKEES IT'S AN HONOR TO DO IT >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: SO MUCH PRESSURE I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH." QUEST, I APOLOGIZE
IT'S A TOUGH THING TO DO [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'LL SEE IT TOMORROW NIGHT ON
OUR SHOW AND YOU'LL SEE EXACTLY WHAT WENT DOWN BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR SHOW
TONIGHT. THEY STAR IN THE NEW HULU SERIES, "ONLY MURDERS IN THE
BUILDING," STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT ARE HERE. >> Steve: OH, COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IN STUDIO. "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING.
>> Steve: SO GREAT >> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW LIMITED SERIES
"MAID" PREMIERING OCTOBER 1st ON NETFLIX, MARGARET QUALLEY IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY PARTNER, MY PAL AND WE HAVE AN IN-STUDIO
PERFORMANCE FROM CYNTHIA ERIVO >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS, SOUNDS GREAT GET READY.
WHAT A SHOW TONIGHT. ALSO, THIS IS A SPECIAL NIGHT TO BE HERE BECAUSE IT IS
CLIMATE NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE JOINING UP WITH
ALL THE OTHER LATE NIGHT SHOWS TO RAISE AWARENESS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE
AND TONIGHT WE HAVE OUR SPECIAL GUEST, DR. JANE GOODALL ON >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR FAVORITE I LOVE HER
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: SHE IS UNBELIEVABLE. SHE'S GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW
TO TALK ABOUT A NEW CAMPAIGN TREES FOR JANE IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT
HOW TO HELP GO TO THE CLIMATEGROUP.ORG AND FOLLOW ALONG TONIGHT BY USING THE THE
HASHTAG CLIMATENIGHT IT'S A COOL THING AND WE'RE VERY HAPPY TO BE A PART OF IT.
[ APPLAUSE ] WHAT A SHOW. WE HAVE STEVE MARTIN AND
MARTIN SHORT >> Steve: YOU COULD END IT THERE BUT, NO, IT GOES ON.
>> Jimmy: YEAH STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT ARE ON TONIGHT
THEN IT'S ALWAYS GREAT HAVING THEM HERE. THE THREE OF US ACTUALLY CAUGHT
UP BACKSTAGE BEFORE THE SHOW >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH
CHECK THIS OUT
YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE
SHOW >> OUR PLEASURE. WE LOVE IT
>> IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO BE ON THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: IT MEANS A LOT THAT
YOU CAME BACK. ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU TWO WERE ON.
>> OH, YEAH. >> WELL, JIMMY, NOT ALL IDEAS CAN BE WINNERS
>> WHY DID WE THINK THAT WOULD BE AN EXCITING GAME TO WATCH >> Jimmy: I --
PICK IT UP FROM LAST NIGHT IT'S MORE OF "TONIGHT SHOW CHESS. * TONIGHT SHOW CHESS *
MARTY, I BELIEVE IT'S STILL YOUR TURN. >> YEAH, I KNOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> PASS.
[ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THAT FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW.
>> WE REALLY BUMP MICHELLE OBAMA FOR THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE WAS NOT
HAPPY. ALTHOUGH, IT WASN'T AS BAD AS THE TIME BEFORE THOUGH
* >> JIMMY, I'M GOING TO SAY YOU ARE 98.3
>> I'M GOING TO SAY 97.9 >> Jimmy: OOH, 97.6. [ BUZZER ]
[ BOOING ] WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING? WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING?
THAT WAS OUR SHOW'S LEAST WATCHED VIDEO OF ALL TIME. >> DIDN'T YOUTUBE TAKE IT DOWN
OUT OF PITY? >> Jimmy: YES, THEY DID. AS QWFUL AS THAT WAS, THOUGH,
IT STILL WASN'T AS BAD AS -- RAT TRAP HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, MARTIN,
STEVE AND I ARE GOING TO PUT 40 MINUTES ON THE CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY RAT TRAPS WE CAN FIT
ON OUR FACES [ GRUNTING IN PAIN ] WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED
MAN, PEOPLE REALLY DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE THE AUDIENCE THREW TRASH AT US
>> WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE THE PANDEMIC AND THAT'S WHEN THE AUDIENCE COULD BRING THEIR OWN
TRASH TO THROW AT YOU IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE YOU. I GET THAT
>> Jimmy: I MISS THOSE DAYS. >> STILL WASN'T AS BAD AS "TONIGHT SHOW COCKFIGHTS."
>> Jimmy: THAT INVOLVED ROOSTERS >> NO, IT DID NOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S IT. NO MORE GAMES.
>> YEAH, WHO NEEDS THEM? LET'S HAVE JUST A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED CONVERSATION
>> Jimmy: AGREED [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY KIND OF WORK
>> Jimmy: STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING" AVAILABLE NOW ON HULU. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK OH, MY GOSH.
OH, OH, OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Steve: HELLO, WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY "PASSWORD.
>> Steve: OUR FIRST TEAM
TONIGHT -- SHE'S THE STAR OF THE NETFLIX SERIES "MAID," AND HER TEAMMATE
IS THE HOST OF NBC'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AND SAUGERTIES' SWEETHEART
IT'S MARGARET QUALLEY AND JIMMY FALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WOW! >> Steve: AND THEIR OPPONENTS ARE THE STARS OF THE
HULU SERIES, "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING." IT'S STEVE MARTIN AND
MARTIN SHORT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. >> THAT'S A BOOKING. >> Steve: YEAH
>> YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE WERE HERE >> NO, I HAD NO IDEA
>> THAT'S A MARQUEE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING A TV
SHOW >> Steve: WOW. WELL THE RULES OF THE GAME ARE
VERY SIMPLE. >> Jimmy: THEY ARE >> Steve: YES.
I WILL GIVE EACH OF YOU A PASSWORD >> Jimmy: OKAY
>> Steve: AND THEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GIVE A ONE-WORD CLUE, THAT'S ONE WORD ONLY, TO
GET YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE PASSWORD THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS
AFTER FOUR WORDS WINS. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO START OFF WITH JIMMY
AND -- >> WHY AM I SO SCARED? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO >> Steve: JIMMY AND MARTY.
THE PASSWORD IS --
START.
>> Jimmy: WHO'S -- WHO'S - >> Steve: MARTIN IS GOING TO START.
MARTIN SHORT WILL START US OFF MARTIN SHORT WILL START THE GAME IN ONE-WORD CLUES TO GIVE
TO STEVE AS OF ONE, TWO, NOW >> STEVE - >> MARTIN.
>> YEAH. NO, HOLD ON. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THIS IS THE
PASSWORD [ LAUGHTER ] >> ELECTRIC --
>> ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO GESTURES [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Steve: SURE, WHY NOT. WHY NOT. >> BECAUSE IT'S CLEARLY A LAWN
MOWER. [ BUZZER ] >> Steve: NO
JIMMY, GO. YOU GOT IT >> Jimmy: ROOMBA
>> VACUUM. >> Jimmy: WHOA [ DING ]
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, MY GOODNESS.
MARGARET, WOW. >> THIS IS A MAN WHO HAS NEVER VACUUMED IN HIS LIFE
YOU DON'T GO LIKE THAT WITH A VACUUM [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A LAWN MOWER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A TWO-HANDED VACUUM, YEAH
>> THAT WAS A DISASTER, STEVE. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. >> THE PASSWORD IS -
>> I LOVE THAT WORD. >> PARTNER
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MARGARET, YOU'RE UP. >> Jimmy: MARGARET GOES FIRST.
>> OH. >> OOH UM -
UH, BLUEBERRY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A LOT OF OPTIONS
THERE. >> BLUEBERRY [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
>> Jimmy: BLUEBERRY -- MUFFIN >> YES
[ DING ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OH. OH, MY GOD >> I'M SORRY
>> Jimmy: NOT ONLY DID WE SAY BLUEBERRY MUFFIN, BUT THEN ALSO, I DID THIS, AND YOU
GRABBED ME LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S PART OF IT
>> SHE WAS ACTING OUT A BLUEBERRY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BLUEBERRY MUFFIN >> THE PASSWORD IS -
DON'T YOU START US OFF >> Jimmy: OKAY OKAY
>> TRICKY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, I'M GOING TO SAY,
OH, WOW, OKAY. UM - [ CRICKETS ]
>> ARE THOSE CRICKETS? >> Jimmy: INTERNET >> Steve: WHAT
WHAT >> INTERNET? >> WI-FI
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO [ BUZZER ]
>> BY THE WAY, I KNOW THIS LOOK IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING.
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? >> Steve: HE'S PLUGGING HIS SHOW
HE CAN'T HELP IT >> OKAY. ONLY
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, YOU GO
YOU GO >> Jimmy: UH - DOWNLOAD
>> WHAT DID HE SAY >> Steve: DOWNLOAD >> DOWNLOAD.
>> Jimmy: DOWNLOAD >> OH! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M THINKING WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
>> WE NEED TO -- >> Jimmy: WE'RE IN THAT WORLD. >> LIKE BLUE -
>> Jimmy: YES. >> BLUETOOTH >> Jimmy: NO
[ BUZZER ] >> NO. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
>> Steve: I HAVE NO IDEA LAST ONE ONE POINT.
ONE POINT, THIS IS THE LAST ONE. >> STEVE, LOOK AT ME
FOCUS. READY? >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU THINK
HE WAS LOOKING BEFORE? >> 97 WORDS, I'M GETTING AN ESSAY.
>> OKAY, READY [ LAUGHTER ] PODCAST.
[ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE WORD
>> Steve: OH, THAT'S THE WORD. >> OH. >> OH, THAT IS THE WORD.
>> I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. >> Steve: GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE STILL THINKING OF IT.
COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF, YEAH OKAY >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU GOING
TO SAY >> WHEN YOU TELL ME TO FOCUS, YOU GOT TO PLAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MARGARET >> Jimmy: MARGARET
>> THIS IS THE LAST ONE. >> THE PASSWORD IS -
>> Steve: STEVE, YOU'RE HERE TO START US OFF YEP, THIS IS WORTH ONE BILLION
POINTS >> WOW, OKAY FEMUR.
>> LEG [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ]
>> CHEATING ALREADY. CHEATING, CHEATING >> UM, OKAY.
UM - >> THE CHEATING TWINS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE'RE NOT THE CHEATING TWINS >> AH, DUH, YOU ARE.
>> SO HE SAID FEMUR AND LEG. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, AND THEN, I'M GOING TO GO IN A DIFFERENT
DIRECTION AND I'M GOING TO SAY, "FUNNY." >> Jimmy: OH, THERE'S ONLY ONE
WORD, MAN. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS ON THE COUNT OF THREE
ONE, TWO, THREE, BONE. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Steve: WOW. 16 POINTS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. MARGARET QUALLEY, THE CHAMP,
STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WE'RE TALKING WITH STEVE AND MARTY AFTER THE BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE TRUE COMEDY LEGENDS STARRING IN
THE HIT SERIES, "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. NEW EPISODES STREAM TUESDAYS ON
HULU PLEASE WELCOME STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT
* *
>> Jimmy: THAT IS EXACTLY CORRECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU
>> THANKS FOR REMEMBERING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY -- WELCOME.
>> THAT'S WHAT WE WANT >> I'M STILL HURTING OVER THAT PASSWORD LOSS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH I GOT TO SAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING BACK TO MY SHOW, I APPRECIATE IT. >> WELL, LET ME JUST SAY
SOMETHING TO YOU, TRUTHFULLY AND JUST BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO ALL YOUR PREPARED NOTES, I WAS
GOING TO SAY THAT REALLY OF ALL THE NBC LATE NIGHT SHOWS CURRENTLY ON THE AIR, THIS IS
IN MY TOP TWO. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> AND YOU KNOW, I WOULD DO THE SHOW WAY MORE OFTEN BUT, YOU KNOW, PRIDE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, NO, SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, I JUST -- SERIOUSLY,
I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE BEEN HERE EVERY NIGHT DURING THIS INCREDIBLE CRISIS.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING GREAT WORK, HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AND IT'S VERY COMFORTING TO HAVE YOU, SO
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY, NOW DO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS.
STEVE MARTIN, I THINK YOU ARE A GENIUS >> I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW
>> HEY, WHEN DID YOU REMOVE YOUR ROBERT E. LEE STATUE? [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A TRADITION TO SEE THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, AND I MOVED IT
THAT MUST HAVE THROWN YOU OFF BACKSTAGE. WELL, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST,
YOU GUYS BOTH LOOK FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU THANK YOU.
>> COME ON >> THE PANDEMIC IS A CHALLENGE BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, IT
WAS GREAT TO GO AROUND THE HOUSE FOR A YEAR AND A HALF WEARING NO BRA
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I LET MY HAIR GO GRAY. AND I'M GOING TO KEEP IT
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY.
YOU REALLY -- IS IT THE HORSE DEWORMING MEDICATION YOU'RE TAKING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING.
THIS IS THE MOST WATCHED COMEDY PREMIERE IN THE HISTORY OF HULU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A MAJOR HIT. IT'S A MAJOR HIT
YOU'RE GREAT IN IT I WILL TELL YOU WHO IS FANTASTIC.
SELENA GOMEZ >> UNBELIEVABLE. >> Jimmy: SELENA GOMEZ IS
FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
>> I'M ALSO IN IT. STEVE'S IN IT -- LET'S GO BACK >> STEVE'S IN IT, SELENA IS
GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> SHE IS FANTASTIC. SHE CAME IN OUR TRAILER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE SAID, "GEE,
IT SMELLS LIKE GRANDMA'S HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AW, THAT'S SWEET YOU KNOW >> YEAH.
>> NO, SHE IS AN AMAZING ACTRESS. AND THIS IS HOW I KNOW SHE'S A
A GREAT ACTRESS. BECAUSE WHEN SHE MET US SHE ACTED LIKE SHE KNEW US
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH >> YOU KNOW THE NICE THING
ABOUT SELENA >> Jimmy: WHAT >> SHE LAYS OUT OUR PILLS FOR
US IN THE MORNING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW THIS IS WHY I CAN
FEEL THE CHEMISTRY >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOW, I'M ABOUT TO
SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE HERE?
>> YEAH. WELL, WE CHOSE THIS CLIP BECAUSE YOU'RE IN IT
YOU DID US A FAVOR TINA FEY IS IN IT. NATHAN LANE IS IN IT
AND MARTY AND I ARE IN IT. >> Jimmy: STING IS IN IT >> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: STING. >> HE'S MENTIONED. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> HE'S NOT IN THE CLIP. >> Jimmy: OH, NO, SORRY. >> YEAH.
THAT'S OKAY, I THINK I CAN DO THIS I CAN HANDLE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] I THINK --
>> YEAH. >> ANYBODY ELSE, YOU WANT TO BE IN THE CLIP?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, SPRINGSTEEN IS IN IT >> Jimmy: BEYONCE'S IN IT.
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> MARLON BRANDO >> Jimmy: MARLON BRANDO'S IN
IT HE SAYS HE'S STILL IN IT OKAY, I'M SORRY.
I'M GOING TO STOP NOW. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SHOW THE CLIP
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH. >> LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF >> Jimmy: IT'S YOUR SHOW
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING.
TAKE A LOOK.
IS "DIMAS CHICKEN WRAPS
PRESENTS, COLON, ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I DO LOVE DIMAS CHICKEN WRAPS. >> TEDDY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW
HUGE FALLON IS IN GREECE [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY COUSINS
BACK ON NISYROS ARE GOING TO DO WHEN THEY SEE THIS THEY'RE GOING TO [ BLEEP ]
THEMSELVES, OLI! THEY'RE GOING TO SQUAT RIGHT DOWN ON THEIR GOAT FIELDS AND
[ BLEEP ] THEMSELVES IN ENVY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC >> THERE'S NO ONE FUNNIER AND NO ONE MORE PERFECT IN
EVERYTHING HE DOES THAN NATHAN LANE. >> NATHAN LANE WAS SPECTACULAR
AND YOU WERE, TOO. BUT NATHAN LANE IS A A PROFESSIONAL AND -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN >> IT WAS A STRETCH FOR JIMMY.
HE WAS PLAYING A TALK SHOW HOST [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU AGAIN ON THIS IT'S A BIG, GIANT HIT ON HULU.
CHECK IT OUT "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. BEFORE YOU GUYS GO, I WOULD
JUST LIKE TO - >> OH, WE'RE GOING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S US >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO. >> I GET THAT A LOT AT PARTIES
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY, BEFORE YOU GO >> BEFORE YOU GO -
>> Jimmy: I JUST GOT HERE. I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT OUR
FRIEND NORM MacDONALD WHO PASSED AWAY. >> SO FUNNY.
>> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THERE WAS NO ONE FUNNIER.
BRILLIANT CANADIAN >> YOU KNOW, WE DO -- IN OUR SHOW, WE DO A TRIBUTE TO
COMEDIANS. I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS AND WE NAME DIFFERENT
COMEDIANS, LIKE BOB NEWHART AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND DO A TRIBUTE TO
NORM MacDONALD AND WE USE ONE OF HIS LINES WE SAY -- AND THIS IS ONE OF
HIS LINES -- HE SAID, "THERE'S ONLY TWO CATEGORIES OF CLIFF DIVING - GRAND CHAMPION AND
STUFF ON A ROCK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I REALLY THINK THAT IN
COMEDY, PARTICULARLY, THE ORIGINALS STAND OUT THE MOST, AND THEY STAY WITH US LONG
AFTER THEY'RE GONE AND THERE WAS NO ONE MORE ORIGINAL THAN NORM MacDONALD
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THERE WAS NO ONE WHO DID HIS
STYLE -- [ APPLAUSE ] THERE WAS NO ONE THAT HAD HIS
RHYTHM HE WAS REMARKABLE AND SO KIND AND FUNNY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST FIGURED I'D GET YOUR THOUGHTS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST. STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING" ON HULU.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW LIMITED SERIES,
"MAID," WHICH PREMIERES OCTOBER 1st ON NETFLIX EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
MARGARET QUALLEY
*
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON.
PARTNER! MY PART -- PARTNER >> BLUEBERRY
>> Jimmy: BLUEBERRY MUFFIN ALL THE WAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT THAT
THAT'S BIZARRE >> I FELT REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: I FEEL REALLY, REALLY
GOOD ABOUT IT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR BEING IN STUDIO
BY THE WAY >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: IT MEANS A LOT TO OUR
AUDIENCE, AND TO ME AND THE BAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY. YOU LIVED HERE FOR TEN YEARS NOW.
>> I -- MM-HMM I MOVED HERE WHEN I WAS 16, YEAH
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE A NEW YORKER >> UM, I DON'T WANT TO, LIKE,
ADOPT THAT WITHOUT LIKE HAVING PERMISSION TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LIVE - >> I CERTAINLY LOVE THE CITY SO
MUCH, BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LOT ABOUT ME THAT SAYS THAT I'M NOT FROM HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LIVE IN A STUDIO APARTMENT, WHICH IS VERY
NEW YORK >> MH-HMM. >> Jimmy: YEAH -
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU FROM ONE PERSON. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT YOU NORMALLY HEAR IN A STUDIO APARTMENT, ONE PERSON LIKE, "YEAH!"
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU -- BUT YOU RECENTLY GOT FURNITURE.
>> IT'S TAKEN TEN YEARS, BUT I FINALLY BUCKLED DOWN AND I BOUGHT SOME FURNITURE.
FOR A VERY LONG TIME, I'VE HAD A MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR AND A LIGHT FROM IKEA.
AND THEN, I JUST FELT LIKE MAYBE THAT -- IT WASN'T A GOOD LOOK FOR ME ANYMORE AND I --
>> Jimmy: NO YEAH, I MEAN, AFTER A WHILE, YEAH, IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT,
FURNITURE IS FANTASTIC YEAH, IT'S GREAT >> I WILL SAY IF YOU HAVE
A MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR FOR A VERY LONG TIME, AND THEN YOU UPGRADE TO HAVING A BEDFRAME,
THE PROCESS OF GETTING IN AND OUT OF BED BECOMES SIGNIFICANTLY EASIER
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LESS OF LIKE A, LIKE -- HUH!
AH AND MORE OF LIKE A, "I'M GETTING OUT OF BED NOW." [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT YOU DON'T HAVE TO, LIKE, HUAH! >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR SETUP IN YOUR HOUSE YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU
HAVING BREAKFAST THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IN YOUR APARTMENT
>> I LOVE BREAKFAST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S YOUR WHOLE SETUP. >> MM-HMM.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU HAVE YOUR EGGS >> YEAH, YOU SCROLL IN THOUGH,
LIKE SOME REALLY WELL MADE EGGS [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT HOW A A PHOTO WORKS, MARGARET. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T ZOOM IN [ LAUGHTER ] I DO LOVE THAT THOUGH.
IT'S KIND OF COOL THAT'S WHAT YOU DID. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: AND NOW -- >> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "MAID.
IT'S M-A-I-D, BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE LISTENING AND DON'T -- BECAUSE IT COULD BE, "OH, IT'S
CALLED 'MADE,'" AND THEY DON'T FIND IT. M-A-I-D.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY, A MEMOIR.
>> IT CERTAINLY IS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'VE SAID CERTAINLY THREE
TIMES NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, CERTAINLY -- WHY?
>> I'M NERVOUS, JIMMY. I'M REALLY NERVOUS >> Jimmy: DON'T BE NERVOUS
YOU'RE WINNING SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU'RE WINNING
>> OKAY, HERE WE ARE "MAID. WITH AN I.
>> Jimmy: "MAID. YOUR MOM IS ANDIE MacDOWELL, WHO I LOVE
>> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE YOU LOVE MOM
SHE'S ACTING WITH YOU. >> I ALREADY SAID, "I LOVE YOU DAD.
AND NOW, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD SAY, "I LOVE YOU MOM." YES, SHE'S ACTING WITH ME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE YOU, MOM, TOO AND DAD.
I LOVE YOU DAD TOO >> HE'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
HIM BUT I'M ASSUMING >> YOU'D LOVE HIM. >> Jimmy: I WOULD, RIGHT
>> YOU WOULD CERTAINLY. >> Jimmy: CERTAINLY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND NOW, HE PROBABLY HAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, LAMP, TABLES
>> ACTUALLY, NO -- I -- HE DOESN'T. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOUR DAD DOESN'T HAVE FURNITURE? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE LIVES IN PANAMA ON A A CONSTRUCTION SITE. HE HAS NO FURNITURE.
OKAY, BACK TO THE POINT, "MAID. M-A-I-D.
>> Jimmy: WOW. OKAY, SORRY, THIS IS SO INTERESTING.
>> MY MOM IS IN THERE. >> Jimmy: YES, MOM'S IN THERE, YES, YES
>> THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: THE SHOW, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW, IT'S ON
NETFLIX. OKAY, YEAH, DO YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WHO YOU PLAY?
>> I DO. I PLAY ALEX -- >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SHE IS A YOUNG MOTHER WHO IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF -- THIS IS SERIOUS.
SHE'S TRYING TO GET OUT OF AN EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP AND SHE HAS A
A CHILD. AND SHE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE POVERTY AND SHE STARTS CLEANING
HOMES TO TAKE CARE OF HER KID. AND IT'S ABOUT THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S MARGARET QUALLEY IN "MAID.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> I'M WORKING ON IT
>> AND YOU'VE BEEN OUT ALL DAY BIKING >> SO?
>> SO MADDIE HAS JUST BEEN STUCK WITH YOUR MOM SITTING ON THE COUCH, WATCHING
"JEOPARDY!"? >> NO, NO, NO, THEY WATCH "WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
>> OH, THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU? WHAT IF SHE GOT SICK >> OKAY, WHY DON'T I -
>> WHAT IF SHE GOT HURT? WHAT IF SHE NEEDED TO GO TO THE ER
>> MY MOM WOULD TAKE HER >> YOUR MOM. YOUR MOM, WHO SPENT HALF YOUR
CHILDHOOD ADDICTED TO OXY? >> WILL YOU CHILL? >> I'M NOT GOING TO CHILL,
SEAN YOU HAVE A RAGE PROBLEM. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SAY IT
WITH A STRAIGHT FACE >> YOU HAVE A RAGE PROBLEM AND YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM AND
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CUSTODY OF OUR KID IF YOU'RE GOING TO LET YOUR MOMMY DO IT FOR YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MARGARET QUALLEY, EVERYBODY.
"MAID" PREMIERES ON OCTOBER 1st ON NETFLIX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DR.
JANE GOODALL HI, MOM. HI, DAD.
WE WON'T TALK ABOUT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST HAS SPENT THE LAST 60 YEARS STUDYING AND ADVOCATING FOR THE
ENVIRONMENT. FOR CLIMATE WEEK SHE LAUNCHED A BRAND-NEW CAMPAIGN CALLED
TREES FOR JANE HERE TO TELL US ABOUT IT, PLEASE WELCOME
DR. JANE GOODALL
*
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, IT IS CLIMATE WEEK NOW
AND I KNOW YOU DO SO MUCH TO EDUCATE PEOPLE - WHAT ARE WE FOCUSING ON RIGHT
NOW? >> WELL, WE'RE FOCUSING ON THIS CAMPAIGN, TREES FOR JANE, WHICH
MEANS EVERY SINGLE PERSON CAN GET INVOLVED IN PLANTING A TREE OR SUPPORTING PEOPLE WHO ARE
PLANTING TREES OR SUPPORTING PEOPLE WHO VERY, VERY IMPORTANTLY ARE PROTECTING OUR
LAST FANTASTIC RAIN FORESTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THAT'S MAYBE THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING BECAUSE THESE TREES ARE HOTBEDS OF BIODIVERSITY
THEY STORE MASSES OF CARBON DIOXIDE FROM THE ATMOSPHERE. THEY GIVE US OXYGEN WE BREATHE
THEY HELP TO MAKE RAIN THEY ARE REALLY THE MOST AMAZING ECOSYSTEMS, IN MY
OPINION. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT NEXT MONTH CALLED
"THE BOOK OF HOPE. WHAT IS GIVING YOU HOPE RIGHT NOW?
>> YOUNG PEOPLE UNBELIEVABLE, OUR PROGRAM FOR YOUNG PEOPLE, ROOTS AND SHOOTS 65 COUNTRIES.
AND THEY'RE TAKING ACTION AND THEY'RE SAYING, THIS IS OUR FUTURE AND WE'RE GOING TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> AND THEY ARE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I HAVE FAITH I HAVE HOPE.
PART OF THE CAMPAIGN IS A CHALLENGE CALLED A TRILLION TREES.
WE WANT PEOPLE TO POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA, WHAT CAN THEY DO FOR A TRILLION TREES
>> WELL, THE TREES FOR JANE IS PART OF THE TRILLION TREES, WHICH IS A U.N. INITIATIVE AND
THE ONE THING THAT'S MISSING FROM THE TRILLION TREES IS THE KIND OF GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT.
A WAY FOR EVERY SINGLE PERSON TO FEEL INVOLVED AND THAT'S WHAT TREES FOR JANE CAN DO
WITH OUR NEW WEBSITE YOU CLICK ON A BUTTON AND YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY BECOME PART OF A
A GLOBAL COMMUNITY, WHICH IS TAKING ACTION TO HELP ABSORB CARBON DIOXIDE FROM THE
ATMOSPHERE BY HELPING TREES. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'VE MADE A SHORT FILM TO GO
WITH THE CAMPAIGN AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A LITTLE BIT OF THIS
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
>> IF WE PROTECT FORESTS AND
PLANT TREES, WE WILL TRULY HELP SOLVE THE CLIMATE CRISIS IT'S THAT SIMPLE
SO HERE'S THE CHALLENGE. CAN WE WORK TOGETHER TO PLANT A TRILLION TREES BY THE END OF
THIS DECADE? WE NEED EVERYONE, NOT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF CLIMATE, BUT THE
SAKE OF ALL LIVING CREATURES JOIN THE TRILLION TREE CHALLENGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TREESFORJANE.ORG DR. JANE GOODALL
YOU KNOW, WE LOVE YOU HERE ON THE SHOW YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A FRIEND OF
OUR SHOW I LOVE YOU WE WANTED TO HELP.
SO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" IS PLANTING THIS TREE FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND NOW IT IS YOUR TURN OUT THERE. PLEASE PLANT A TREE, DO IT FOR
JANE, DO IT FOR ALL OF US, PLEASE DR. JANE GOODALL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO TREESFORJANE.ORG
SAY HI TO MR H FOR ME, PLEASE. IS HE THERE? YEAH, THERE HE IS! [ CHEERS AND
APPLAUSE ] I LOVE HIM I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD HIM.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE PERFORMANCE FROM CYNTHIA ERIVO, STICK AROUND
HI, MR. H. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "YOU'RE NOT HERE" FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "CHAPTER ONE, VERSE ONE,"
HERE'S EMMY, GRAMMY AND TONY AWARD WINNER CYNTHIA ERIVO
* * I WISH YOU KNEW THE PERSON I A
THE WAY I HOLD MY HEART IN MY HANDS * * THE WAY I SIN
LIKE IT'S THE AI THAT I BREATHE PEOPLE SAY *
* IT'S EVERYTHING I WHISTLE STIL CRACK MY KNUCKLES TO
CAUSE THESE ARE THE * * TWO THINGS YO YOU TAUGHT ME TO D
THEY GET ON MY MOTHER'S NERVES * * MAYBE CAUSE I
LEARNED IT FROM YO I HOPE ONE DAY THERE'S MORE *
* FOR ME TO CHOOS UNTIL THAT DAY I WISH THIS TO BE TRUE
WHEN I RUN * * I'M RUNNING TO YOUR ARM AND WHEN I SIN
I'M SINGING TO YOUR HEAR I FEEL YOU NEAR * * IN MY MOMENTS OF FEAR
BUT WHEN I OPEN UP MY EYES I SEE IT CLEAR IT'S ONLY IN MY DREAMS
THAT YOU ARE HERE * * YOU'RE NOT HERE DID YOU KNOW
I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOO NINETEEN YEARS OLD * * WITH A WHOLE LOT TO PROVE
CARRIED ON THROUGH MY DOUBTS ALL TO FIGURE OU WHO I WAS MEANT TO BE *
* TEN YEARS LATER TWENTY NINE YEARS OL GOT MY POOR HEART BROKEN
DID IT OVER THE PHONE * * WAS IN A HOTEL ROOM AND I WAS ALL ALON
I WAS ALON I WANTED TO RUN * * RUN INTO YOUR ARM
AND CRY AS YOU HELD ME TO YOUR HEART * * FEEL YOU NEAR
IN MY MOMENT OF FEAR BUT I OPENED UP MY EYE AND WIPED THE TEARS *
* IT WAS ONLY IN MY DREAMS THAT YOU WERE HER AND NOW YOU'RE MISSING OUT
ON HOW I GET TO * * LIVE THE LIFE THAT I FOREVER AND
A DAY HAD DREAMED ABOU AND IT'S A SHAME * * YOU WON'T BE THER
FOR THE JO I'VE YET TO SHAR BECAUSE IN SPITE OF YOU *
* I'M HERE OH YES I'M HERE AND I'M IN LOV
AND IT'S FOR REAL * * AND YOU'LL NEVE GET TO MEET THEM
BUT I TRULY HOPE YOU'R HAPPY WHERE YOU ARE * * IT'S UNFORTUNAT
WE END BEFORE WE START I HOPE YOU KNOW I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FROM AFAR *
* BUT I CAN'T IGNORE THE PAR CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE HERE
NEVER BE HERE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WOW. BEAUTIFUL. JUST BEAUTIFUL
OH, GOSH CYNTHIA ERIVO. CYNTHIA ERIVO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "REMEMBER TO DREAM, EBERE" IS
OUT SEPTEMBER 28th MY THANKS TO STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT, MARGARET QUALLEY,
DR. JANE GOODALL CYNTHIA ERIVO ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WOW, THAT WAS JUST UNBELIEVABLE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA GIVE IT UP FOR THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.