1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,944 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:18,451 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:22,122 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT, 4 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:25,625 MARGARET QUALLEY DR. JANE GOODALL MUSICAL GUEST CYNTHIA ERIVO, 5 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:33,867 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1520 6 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:40,540 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:54,721 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:54,721 --> 00:01:02,562 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AHA, THANK YOU SO MUCH 9 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:07,167 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT, ENJOY 10 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:10,236 YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:15,608 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT A SHOW. YOU GUYS, TODAY IS OFFICIALLY 12 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:22,549 THE FIRST DAY OF FALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OF COURSE, SOME PEOPLE ARE SAD 13 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:25,618 THAT SUMMER'S OVER BUT GOOD NEWS, THANKS TO CLIMATE CHANGE IT'S NOT 14 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:30,690 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE ENTERING THAT MAGICAL 15 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:36,396 TIME OF YEAR WHERE WE PUT ON OLD JACKETS HOPING TO FIND CASH IN THE POCKETS 16 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:39,599 [ LAUGHTER ] "SOME GUM. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 17 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,569 AFTER SPEAKING HERE IN NEW YORK CITY AT THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY, 18 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,638 PRESIDENT BIDEN IS BACK IN WASHINGTON AND TODAY HE HOSTED WORLD LEADERS FOR A VIRTUAL 19 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:50,243 SUMMIT ABOUT COVID YEP. WORLD LEADERS TRAVELED 4,000 20 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:55,882 MILES TO NEW YORK JUST SO THEY COULD ZOOM FROM THEIR ROOMS AT THE BEST WESTERN 21 00:01:55,882 --> 00:02:03,556 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THE SUMMIT LASTED MORE THAN FOUR HOURS, FOUR HOURS. 22 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,325 BY THE END EVERYONE WAS FATIGUED EVERYONE HAD BODY ACHES, SORE 23 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,595 THROATS. THEY WE LIKE, "WAIT, DO WE HAVE COVID? 24 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:11,898 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THE BIG TAKEAWAY FROM THE SUMMIT IS THAT BIDEN WANTS 25 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,099 WORLD LEADERS TO FULLY VACCINATE 70% OF THEIR POPULATION 26 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:21,741 AND WORLD LEADERS WERE LIKE, "OKAY, YOU FIRST." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 27 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:28,281 DEAL BUT THIS IS GOOD AT THE SUMMIT BIDEN ANNOUNCED THE U.S. IS 28 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,983 BUYING AN ADDITIONAL 500 MILLION DOSES OF THE PFIZER VACCINE TO SHARE WITH COUNTRIES 29 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:36,289 AROUND THE WORLD EACH COUNTRY WILL RECEIVE A BASKET WITH AN INJECTABLE 30 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:42,595 ARRANGEMENT WHICH IS INTERESTING. [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:46,232 THAT'S RIGHT, THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS THEY'RE GONNA TO START SENDING THE DOSES IN JANUARY 32 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:50,537 SERIOUSLY, JANUARY [ LAUGHTER ] COUNTRIES ARE LIKE, "IF I SIGN 33 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,473 UP FOR GOVERNMENT PRIME, CAN I GET THAT TOMORROW? [ LAUGHTER ] 34 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:57,844 JANUARY, WOW THIS IS AMAZING. LAST NIGHT THE WINNING TICKET 35 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,646 FOR THE $432 MILLION MEGA MILLIONS JACKPOT WAS SOLD A BLOCK AWAY FROM OUR STUDIO AT 36 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:08,121 PRONTO PIZZA [ AUDIENCE OHs ] WHEN ASKED WHAT THEY'LL DO WITH 37 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,757 $432 MILLION, THE WINNER SIAD, "HEY, IT'S NEW YORK CITY, I'M GONNA MOVE FROM MY STUDIO TO A 38 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:14,194 A ONE BEDROOM. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 39 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:19,499 YEAH PRONTO PIZZA [ APPLAUSE ] 40 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,101 AND FINALLY I SAW THAT ASTON MARTIN IS SELLING A JAMES BOND CAR FOR KIDS AND 41 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:27,674 IT COSTS $123,000. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE KID WHO GETS ONE IS GOING 42 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:32,245 TO BE LIKE, "I'M A BRAT. SPOILED, BRAT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 43 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:36,383 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS TONIGHT. 44 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:36,416 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS TONIGHT. 45 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:47,227 * * 46 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:55,135 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. JUST A REMINDER TO TUNE IN 47 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,903 TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'RE PARTNERING WITH SAMSUNG TO DO A VERY SPECIAL SHOW FROM ALL 48 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:03,610 FIVE BOROUGHS OF NEW YORK CITY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MANHATTAN, QUEENS, BROOKLYN, 49 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:08,481 STATEN ISLAND AND THE BRONX. THERE'S LOTS OF SURPRISES, THE KILLERS ARE GOING TO 50 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:15,255 PERFORM AT THE TOP OF THE ROCK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU'LL GET TO SEE ME THROW 51 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,857 OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT A A YANKEES GAME >> Steve: OH 52 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:23,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TOMORROW NIGHT >> Steve: TOMORROW NIGHT 53 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,265 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT, BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO MISS IT. 54 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,667 >> Steve: YEAH, IT'S OKAY. >> Jimmy: DUDE, I GOT TO BE HONEST, MAN, THROWING OUT THE 55 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,869 FIRST PITCH, IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE I NEVER WANTED TO DO THIS 56 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:31,538 THING. AND NOW I APOLOGIZE TO QUESTLOVE BECAUSE I MADE FUN OF 57 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,607 HIS FIRST PITCH. >> Steve: YOU DID A LOT. >> Jimmy: NO, NOT REALLY 58 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,876 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST PLAYED IT >> YOU JUST PLAYED IT A LITTLE 59 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,112 >> Jimmy: I JUST PLAYED IT AND THE AUDIENCE LAUGHED I LAUGHED WITH HIM 60 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,583 >> Steve: NOT AT HIM. >> Jimmy: NOT AT HIM I LAUGHED WITH THE VIDEO. 61 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,552 I JUST PLAYED IT AND THE AUDIENCE CLAPPED >> Tariq: BUT YOU DID. 62 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,355 YOU TOOK KAMAL'S ADVICE. KAMAL SAID JUST THROW IT INTO THE STANDS 63 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:51,424 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO -- NO, I DIDN'T THROW IT INTO THE STANDS 64 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:52,959 >> Tariq: OBVIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: THE CATCHER CAUGHT IT 65 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:58,098 >> Tariq: YEAH >> Steve: WAS HE AT HOME BASE WHEN HE CAUGHT IT OR DID HE -- 66 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,100 >> Jimmy: HE WAS DEFINITELY AT HOME BASE. HE MIGHT HAVE EVEN JUMPED UP A 67 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,136 A LITTLE >> Tariq: YEAH, HE JUMPED. [ LAUGHTER ] 68 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,571 >> Tariq: THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WAS DOING BETTER THAN QUEST RIGHT. 69 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:07,507 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS THE WHOLE GOAL YEAH, SO I DID THAT BUT IT WAS 70 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:12,679 DEFINTELY -- [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S DEFINITELY A LOT OF 71 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,514 PRESSURE DID YOU THROW FROM THE MOUND OR THROW FROM IN FRONT OF THE 72 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:18,852 MOUND? >> Questlove: I THREW IT FROM THE MOUND. 73 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,654 >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I WAS ON THE MOUND I WENT ALL THE WAY UP ON THE 74 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,590 MOUND. [ LAUGHTER ] I DIDN'T HAVE ANY REHEARSAL AT 75 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,725 ALL. >> Steve: NO REHEARSAL WITH THE SPORTS 76 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:31,264 NO [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I MEAN - 77 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:35,769 WHAT I - [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: THAT'S GREAT 78 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,171 >> Jimmy: YOU START SHAKING -- I WAS LIKE, MARIANO RIVERA, WHOSE AMAZING, THE GREATEST 79 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:41,508 PITCHER OF ALL TIME. GREATEST RELIEF PITCHER OF ALL TIME, WAS THERE AND HE KIND OF 80 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:45,078 HELPED ME OUT. YOU'LL SEE TOMORROW. HE WAS A GREAT GUY -- I'LL TALK 81 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,980 MORE ABOUT MARIO ON FRIDAY BUT I KEPT THINKING ABOUT QUEST BECAUSE IT'S A LOT -- I JUST 82 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:51,718 KIND OF STARTED SHAKING BECAUSE I HAD NEVER BEEN THAT NERVOUS IN A WHILE 83 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:56,723 AND THERE WASN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE IN THE STANDS STILL YET >> Questlove: YEAH 84 00:05:56,723 --> 00:06:00,260 >> Jimmy: AND SO I WAS KIND OF HAPPY NOT THAT MANY -- THEN I FORGOT IT'S BROADCASTED TO 85 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:03,063 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND SO I GET UP THERE AND I GO, "ALL RIGHT, SO DON'T -- DON'T 86 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,166 HIT THE DIRT." THAT'S THE ONE THING AND WHEN YOU THROW OUT A FIRST 87 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:10,637 PITCH PEOPLE THAT KNOW YOU'RE THROWING IT OUT START SENDING YOU CLIPS OF BAD PITCHES, AND 88 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:13,673 THEY GO, "DON'T DO THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T DO THIS ONE OR DON'T DO 89 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:18,178 THAT ONE," AND I GOT 25 CLIPS OF QUESTLOVE THROWING THE BALL AND I GO - 90 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,713 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES 91 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,815 >> Jimmy: I'M JOKING I'M JOKING I'M JOKING 92 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,683 DEFINITELY NO. I'M JOKING YEAH, SO I GET -- I DO IT AND I 93 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:30,890 GO, JUST AND THEN I GO UP TO THE MOUND AND IT SEEMS FURTHER AWAY THAN POSSIBLE 94 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,694 LIKE WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU THREW ANYTHING 60 FEET >> Steve: NEVER. 95 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:37,597 >> Jimmy: WELL - [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: I CAN'T EVEN WALK 60 96 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:41,835 FEET WITHOUT RUNNING OUT OF -- >> Jimmy: I HAD TO THROW A BALL 60 FEET. 97 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:45,171 AND I'M NOT AN ATHLETE THESE GUYS ARE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES 98 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:48,775 A LOT OF CREDIT TO THE BASEBALL PLAYERS BUT I THREW IT AND I WAS JUST KIND OF NERVOUS EVEN 99 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:55,215 DOING THAT I EVEN LIKE WHEN I WENT BACK, I KIND OF ROCKED INTO IT 100 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,783 >> Steve: MM-HMM [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S GOOD. 101 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:59,119 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN -- >> Questlove: WAIT, DO IT AGAIN. 102 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,087 DO IT AGAIN. >> Jimmy: I DID LIKE A - * HONEY BUNCH 103 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:07,694 YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I CAN'T HELP -- * 104 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,562 >> Jimmy: I WAS DOING -- YOU KNOW, SO I ROCKED -- I ROCKED INTO IT TOO MUCH TO KICK IT 105 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:15,669 OUT. >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: SO WHAT I WAS DOING, 106 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:20,140 I WAS CHOREOGRAPHING -- WAY OVERTHINKING, I'M LIKE - * 107 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:27,547 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TERRIBLE 108 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:30,650 AND THEN I RELEASED IT OH, I KICKED - >> Questlove: WHAT 109 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:32,886 >> Jimmy: I RELEASED [ LAUGHTER ] FOLLOWED THROUGH 110 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:36,890 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND IT WAS ALMOST LIKE A COMBINATION OF LIKE 111 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:41,094 BRET SABERHAGEN -- >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND DR. FAUCI. 112 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:45,598 [ LAUGHTER ] ONE OF THOSE TWO - >> Steve: YEAH 113 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,534 >> Jimmy: DIDN'T QUITE WORK BUT IT DID WORK AND THEN I JUST KIND OF SAID, "YEAH, ALL RIGHT, 114 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:52,439 GOOD." [ LAUGHTER ] AND I JUST SAID, "OKAY," AND I 115 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:55,542 DIDN'T EVEN TEXT QUEST BECAUSE I JUST GO, "HOPEFULLY HE DIDN'T SEE IT." 116 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:59,079 >> Questlove: I WAS WATCHING >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU DID YOU'LL SEE IT TOMORROW AND 117 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,682 AGAIN THANK YOU TO THE YANKEES IT'S AN HONOR TO DO IT >> Steve: YEAH 118 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:06,886 >> Jimmy: SO MUCH PRESSURE I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH." QUEST, I APOLOGIZE 119 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:12,025 IT'S A TOUGH THING TO DO [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'LL SEE IT TOMORROW NIGHT ON 120 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:16,029 OUR SHOW AND YOU'LL SEE EXACTLY WHAT WENT DOWN BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR SHOW 121 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:20,166 TONIGHT. THEY STAR IN THE NEW HULU SERIES, "ONLY MURDERS IN THE 122 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:25,905 BUILDING," STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT ARE HERE. >> Steve: OH, COME ON. 123 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:28,842 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IN STUDIO. "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. 124 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:33,413 >> Steve: SO GREAT >> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER IN THE NEW LIMITED SERIES 125 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:37,650 "MAID" PREMIERING OCTOBER 1st ON NETFLIX, MARGARET QUALLEY IS HERE 126 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:43,356 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MY PARTNER, MY PAL AND WE HAVE AN IN-STUDIO 127 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,893 PERFORMANCE FROM CYNTHIA ERIVO >> Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 128 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:51,364 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS, SOUNDS GREAT GET READY. 129 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,567 WHAT A SHOW TONIGHT. ALSO, THIS IS A SPECIAL NIGHT TO BE HERE BECAUSE IT IS 130 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:58,104 CLIMATE NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TONIGHT WE'RE JOINING UP WITH 131 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:02,409 ALL THE OTHER LATE NIGHT SHOWS TO RAISE AWARENESS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE 132 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:06,312 AND TONIGHT WE HAVE OUR SPECIAL GUEST, DR. JANE GOODALL ON >> Steve: OH 133 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:09,683 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR FAVORITE I LOVE HER 134 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:13,086 >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: SHE IS UNBELIEVABLE. SHE'S GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW 135 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:18,692 TO TALK ABOUT A NEW CAMPAIGN TREES FOR JANE IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT 136 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,493 HOW TO HELP GO TO THE CLIMATEGROUP.ORG AND FOLLOW ALONG TONIGHT BY USING THE THE 137 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:24,798 HASHTAG CLIMATENIGHT IT'S A COOL THING AND WE'RE VERY HAPPY TO BE A PART OF IT. 138 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:31,805 [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT A SHOW. WE HAVE STEVE MARTIN AND 139 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,407 MARTIN SHORT >> Steve: YOU COULD END IT THERE BUT, NO, IT GOES ON. 140 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:38,078 >> Jimmy: YEAH STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT ARE ON TONIGHT 141 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,314 THEN IT'S ALWAYS GREAT HAVING THEM HERE. THE THREE OF US ACTUALLY CAUGHT 142 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,517 UP BACKSTAGE BEFORE THE SHOW >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH 143 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,586 >> Jimmy: YEAH CHECK THIS OUT 144 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:50,824 YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE 145 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,059 SHOW >> OUR PLEASURE. WE LOVE IT 146 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,061 >> IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO BE ON THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: IT MEANS A LOT THAT 147 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:59,599 YOU CAME BACK. ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU TWO WERE ON. 148 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:04,104 >> OH, YEAH. >> WELL, JIMMY, NOT ALL IDEAS CAN BE WINNERS 149 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:10,377 >> WHY DID WE THINK THAT WOULD BE AN EXCITING GAME TO WATCH >> Jimmy: I -- 150 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:17,951 PICK IT UP FROM LAST NIGHT IT'S MORE OF "TONIGHT SHOW CHESS. * TONIGHT SHOW CHESS * 151 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:24,391 MARTY, I BELIEVE IT'S STILL YOUR TURN. >> YEAH, I KNOW. 152 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:41,441 >> YEAH, I KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,244 >> PASS. 154 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:49,816 [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THAT FOR THE ENTIRE SHOW. 155 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,786 >> WE REALLY BUMP MICHELLE OBAMA FOR THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, SHE WAS NOT 156 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,888 HAPPY. ALTHOUGH, IT WASN'T AS BAD AS THE TIME BEFORE THOUGH 157 00:10:54,888 --> 00:11:06,499 * >> JIMMY, I'M GOING TO SAY YOU ARE 98.3 158 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:12,072 >> I'M GOING TO SAY 97.9 >> Jimmy: OOH, 97.6. [ BUZZER ] 159 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:18,545 [ BOOING ] WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING? WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING? 160 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:21,781 THAT WAS OUR SHOW'S LEAST WATCHED VIDEO OF ALL TIME. >> DIDN'T YOUTUBE TAKE IT DOWN 161 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:25,385 OUT OF PITY? >> Jimmy: YES, THEY DID. AS QWFUL AS THAT WAS, THOUGH, 162 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:31,391 IT STILL WASN'T AS BAD AS -- RAT TRAP HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, MARTIN, 163 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,094 STEVE AND I ARE GOING TO PUT 40 MINUTES ON THE CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY RAT TRAPS WE CAN FIT 164 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:38,631 ON OUR FACES [ GRUNTING IN PAIN ] WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED 165 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:43,570 MAN, PEOPLE REALLY DIDN'T LIKE THAT ONE THE AUDIENCE THREW TRASH AT US 166 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,405 >> WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE THE PANDEMIC AND THAT'S WHEN THE AUDIENCE COULD BRING THEIR OWN 167 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:49,409 TRASH TO THROW AT YOU IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE YOU. I GET THAT 168 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:55,582 >> Jimmy: I MISS THOSE DAYS. >> STILL WASN'T AS BAD AS "TONIGHT SHOW COCKFIGHTS." 169 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,717 >> Jimmy: THAT INVOLVED ROOSTERS >> NO, IT DID NOT. 170 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,920 [ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S IT. NO MORE GAMES. 171 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,823 >> YEAH, WHO NEEDS THEM? LET'S HAVE JUST A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED CONVERSATION 172 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:15,502 >> Jimmy: AGREED [ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY KIND OF WORK 173 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:19,072 >> Jimmy: STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 174 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,609 "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING" AVAILABLE NOW ON HULU. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 175 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:26,613 "TONIGHT SHOW. COME ON BACK OH, MY GOSH. 176 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:46,166 OH, OH, OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 177 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,435 >> Steve: HELLO, WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 178 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,503 EVERYBODY. IT'S TIME TO PLAY "PASSWORD. 179 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:58,345 >> Steve: OUR FIRST TEAM 180 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,246 TONIGHT -- SHE'S THE STAR OF THE NETFLIX SERIES "MAID," AND HER TEAMMATE 181 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,282 IS THE HOST OF NBC'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AND SAUGERTIES' SWEETHEART 182 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:08,054 IT'S MARGARET QUALLEY AND JIMMY FALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 183 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,124 * WOW! >> Steve: AND THEIR OPPONENTS ARE THE STARS OF THE 184 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:16,062 HULU SERIES, "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING." IT'S STEVE MARTIN AND 185 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:22,602 MARTIN SHORT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 186 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,671 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. >> THAT'S A BOOKING. >> Steve: YEAH 187 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,606 >> YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE WERE HERE >> NO, I HAD NO IDEA 188 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,742 >> THAT'S A MARQUEE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING A TV 189 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,510 SHOW >> Steve: WOW. WELL THE RULES OF THE GAME ARE 190 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,479 VERY SIMPLE. >> Jimmy: THEY ARE >> Steve: YES. 191 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,080 I WILL GIVE EACH OF YOU A PASSWORD >> Jimmy: OKAY 192 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,882 >> Steve: AND THEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GIVE A ONE-WORD CLUE, THAT'S ONE WORD ONLY, TO 193 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,485 GET YOUR PARTNER TO GUESS THE PASSWORD THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS 194 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:44,724 AFTER FOUR WORDS WINS. >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO START OFF WITH JIMMY 195 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,627 AND -- >> WHY AM I SO SCARED? [ LAUGHTER ] 196 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,363 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO >> Steve: JIMMY AND MARTY. 197 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,664 >> Steve: JIMMY AND MARTY. THE PASSWORD IS -- 198 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,970 START. 199 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,938 >> Jimmy: WHO'S -- WHO'S - >> Steve: MARTIN IS GOING TO START. 200 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,641 MARTIN SHORT WILL START US OFF MARTIN SHORT WILL START THE GAME IN ONE-WORD CLUES TO GIVE 201 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:09,149 TO STEVE AS OF ONE, TWO, NOW >> STEVE - >> MARTIN. 202 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,785 >> YEAH. NO, HOLD ON. >> Jimmy: NO, NO, THIS IS THE 203 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:17,691 PASSWORD [ LAUGHTER ] >> ELECTRIC -- 204 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,959 >> ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO GESTURES [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,595 >> Steve: SURE, WHY NOT. WHY NOT. >> BECAUSE IT'S CLEARLY A LAWN 206 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,231 MOWER. [ BUZZER ] >> Steve: NO 207 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:29,736 JIMMY, GO. YOU GOT IT >> Jimmy: ROOMBA 208 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,639 >> VACUUM. >> Jimmy: WHOA [ DING ] 209 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,743 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, MY GOODNESS. 210 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,647 MARGARET, WOW. >> THIS IS A MAN WHO HAS NEVER VACUUMED IN HIS LIFE 211 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,982 YOU DON'T GO LIKE THAT WITH A VACUUM [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:46,653 THAT'S A LAWN MOWER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A TWO-HANDED VACUUM, YEAH 213 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:50,190 >> THAT WAS A DISASTER, STEVE. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. >> THE PASSWORD IS - 214 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:50,223 YOU'RE AN IDIOT. >> THE PASSWORD IS - 215 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,161 >> I LOVE THAT WORD. >> PARTNER 216 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:58,365 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MARGARET, YOU'RE UP. >> Jimmy: MARGARET GOES FIRST. 217 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:05,672 >> OH. >> OOH UM - 218 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:14,481 UH, BLUEBERRY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: A LOT OF OPTIONS 219 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:20,186 THERE. >> BLUEBERRY [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 220 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,590 >> Jimmy: BLUEBERRY -- MUFFIN >> YES 221 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,693 [ DING ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 222 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:30,764 >> OH. OH, MY GOD >> I'M SORRY 223 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,565 >> Jimmy: NOT ONLY DID WE SAY BLUEBERRY MUFFIN, BUT THEN ALSO, I DID THIS, AND YOU 224 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:38,838 GRABBED ME LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S PART OF IT 225 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,941 >> SHE WAS ACTING OUT A BLUEBERRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 226 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:46,680 >> Jimmy: BLUEBERRY MUFFIN >> THE PASSWORD IS - 227 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:56,089 DON'T YOU START US OFF >> Jimmy: OKAY OKAY 228 00:15:56,089 --> 00:16:00,360 >> TRICKY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, I'M GOING TO SAY, 229 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:06,800 OH, WOW, OKAY. UM - [ CRICKETS ] 230 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:13,273 >> ARE THOSE CRICKETS? >> Jimmy: INTERNET >> Steve: WHAT 231 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:18,545 WHAT >> INTERNET? >> WI-FI 232 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:24,451 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO [ BUZZER ] 233 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,519 >> BY THE WAY, I KNOW THIS LOOK IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. 234 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:30,724 [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY. "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. 235 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,693 >> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] 236 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,730 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? >> Steve: HE'S PLUGGING HIS SHOW 237 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,865 HE CAN'T HELP IT >> OKAY. ONLY 238 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:42,736 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, YOU GO 239 00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:46,973 YOU GO >> Jimmy: UH - DOWNLOAD 240 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,942 >> WHAT DID HE SAY >> Steve: DOWNLOAD >> DOWNLOAD. 241 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,711 >> Jimmy: DOWNLOAD >> OH! [ LAUGHTER ] 242 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:56,883 >> I'M THINKING WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF - >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 243 00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:01,755 >> WE NEED TO -- >> Jimmy: WE'RE IN THAT WORLD. >> LIKE BLUE - 244 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:04,691 >> Jimmy: YES. >> BLUETOOTH >> Jimmy: NO 245 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:09,195 [ BUZZER ] >> NO. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 246 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,164 >> Steve: I HAVE NO IDEA LAST ONE ONE POINT. 247 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,699 ONE POINT, THIS IS THE LAST ONE. >> STEVE, LOOK AT ME 248 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,768 FOCUS. READY? >> Jimmy: WHERE DID YOU THINK 249 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:18,271 HE WAS LOOKING BEFORE? >> 97 WORDS, I'M GETTING AN ESSAY. 250 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,939 >> OKAY, READY [ LAUGHTER ] PODCAST. 251 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:24,611 [ BUZZER ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE WORD 252 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,280 >> Steve: OH, THAT'S THE WORD. >> OH. >> OH, THAT IS THE WORD. 253 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:33,687 >> I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. >> Steve: GLAD TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE STILL THINKING OF IT. 254 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:36,322 COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF, YEAH OKAY >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU GOING 255 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,826 TO SAY >> WHEN YOU TELL ME TO FOCUS, YOU GOT TO PLAN. 256 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:43,730 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: MARGARET >> Jimmy: MARGARET 257 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,131 >> THIS IS THE LAST ONE. >> THE PASSWORD IS - 258 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,870 >> Steve: STEVE, YOU'RE HERE TO START US OFF YEP, THIS IS WORTH ONE BILLION 259 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:56,476 POINTS >> WOW, OKAY FEMUR. 260 00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:01,214 >> LEG [ LAUGHTER ] [ BUZZER ] 261 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:04,751 >> CHEATING ALREADY. CHEATING, CHEATING >> UM, OKAY. 262 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,387 UM - >> THE CHEATING TWINS. [ LAUGHTER ] 263 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,923 >> Jimmy: WE'RE NOT THE CHEATING TWINS >> AH, DUH, YOU ARE. 264 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,460 >> SO HE SAID FEMUR AND LEG. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID, AND THEN, I'M GOING TO GO IN A DIFFERENT 265 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:20,834 DIRECTION AND I'M GOING TO SAY, "FUNNY." >> Jimmy: OH, THERE'S ONLY ONE 266 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,770 WORD, MAN. I'M GOING TO SAY THIS ON THE COUNT OF THREE 267 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:28,808 ONE, TWO, THREE, BONE. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 268 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,778 * >> Steve: WOW. 16 POINTS. 269 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,813 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. MARGARET QUALLEY, THE CHAMP, 270 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:41,654 STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 271 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,724 WE'RE TALKING WITH STEVE AND MARTY AFTER THE BREAK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 272 00:18:44,724 --> 00:19:03,476 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE TRUE COMEDY LEGENDS STARRING IN 273 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:09,683 THE HIT SERIES, "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. NEW EPISODES STREAM TUESDAYS ON 274 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:15,488 HULU PLEASE WELCOME STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT 275 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:15,522 PLEASE WELCOME STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT 276 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:33,306 * * 277 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,408 >> Jimmy: THAT IS EXACTLY CORRECT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 278 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:42,115 THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. THE AUDIENCE LOVES YOU 279 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:46,052 >> THANKS FOR REMEMBERING. >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY -- WELCOME. 280 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,121 >> THAT'S WHAT WE WANT >> I'M STILL HURTING OVER THAT PASSWORD LOSS. 281 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:51,224 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH MY GOSH I GOT TO SAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH 282 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,460 FOR COMING BACK TO MY SHOW, I APPRECIATE IT. >> WELL, LET ME JUST SAY 283 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:58,932 SOMETHING TO YOU, TRUTHFULLY AND JUST BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO ALL YOUR PREPARED NOTES, I WAS 284 00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:00,667 GOING TO SAY THAT REALLY OF ALL THE NBC LATE NIGHT SHOWS CURRENTLY ON THE AIR, THIS IS 285 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:10,777 IN MY TOP TWO. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 286 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,213 >> AND YOU KNOW, I WOULD DO THE SHOW WAY MORE OFTEN BUT, YOU KNOW, PRIDE. 287 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:17,317 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, NO, SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, I JUST -- SERIOUSLY, 288 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:24,924 I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE BEEN HERE EVERY NIGHT DURING THIS INCREDIBLE CRISIS. 289 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:29,262 YOU'VE BEEN DOING GREAT WORK, HILARIOUSLY FUNNY AND IT'S VERY COMFORTING TO HAVE YOU, SO 290 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:38,905 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY, NOW DO ME. 291 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:43,410 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS. 292 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:47,747 STEVE MARTIN, I THINK YOU ARE A GENIUS >> I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT 293 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,084 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WOW 294 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,587 >> HEY, WHEN DID YOU REMOVE YOUR ROBERT E. LEE STATUE? [ LAUGHTER ] 295 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,758 THAT'S A TRADITION TO SEE THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, AND I MOVED IT 296 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,593 THAT MUST HAVE THROWN YOU OFF BACKSTAGE. WELL, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST, 297 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:04,397 YOU GUYS BOTH LOOK FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU THANK YOU. 298 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:07,067 >> COME ON >> THE PANDEMIC IS A CHALLENGE BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, IT 299 00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:10,403 WAS GREAT TO GO AROUND THE HOUSE FOR A YEAR AND A HALF WEARING NO BRA 300 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:15,075 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I LET MY HAIR GO GRAY. AND I'M GOING TO KEEP IT 301 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:19,079 >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY. 302 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:22,182 YOU REALLY -- IS IT THE HORSE DEWORMING MEDICATION YOU'RE TAKING 303 00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:27,587 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. 304 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,723 THIS IS THE MOST WATCHED COMEDY PREMIERE IN THE HISTORY OF HULU 305 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:34,894 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE A MAJOR HIT. IT'S A MAJOR HIT 306 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,530 YOU'RE GREAT IN IT I WILL TELL YOU WHO IS FANTASTIC. 307 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,100 SELENA GOMEZ >> UNBELIEVABLE. >> Jimmy: SELENA GOMEZ IS 308 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,768 FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 309 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:47,307 >> I'M ALSO IN IT. STEVE'S IN IT -- LET'S GO BACK >> STEVE'S IN IT, SELENA IS 310 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,275 GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 311 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:52,412 >> SHE IS FANTASTIC. SHE CAME IN OUR TRAILER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE SAID, "GEE, 312 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,914 IT SMELLS LIKE GRANDMA'S HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:59,119 >> Jimmy: AW, THAT'S SWEET YOU KNOW >> YEAH. 314 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,454 >> NO, SHE IS AN AMAZING ACTRESS. AND THIS IS HOW I KNOW SHE'S A 315 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,289 A GREAT ACTRESS. BECAUSE WHEN SHE MET US SHE ACTED LIKE SHE KNEW US 316 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,925 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH >> YOU KNOW THE NICE THING 317 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,927 ABOUT SELENA >> Jimmy: WHAT >> SHE LAYS OUT OUR PILLS FOR 318 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,764 US IN THE MORNING. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW THIS IS WHY I CAN 319 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,466 FEEL THE CHEMISTRY >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: NOW, I'M ABOUT TO 320 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:16,670 SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE HERE? 321 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:20,073 >> YEAH. WELL, WE CHOSE THIS CLIP BECAUSE YOU'RE IN IT 322 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:23,810 YOU DID US A FAVOR TINA FEY IS IN IT. NATHAN LANE IS IN IT 323 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,913 AND MARTY AND I ARE IN IT. >> Jimmy: STING IS IN IT >> WHAT? 324 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,282 >> Jimmy: STING. >> HE'S MENTIONED. >> Jimmy: YEAH 325 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:31,518 >> HE'S NOT IN THE CLIP. >> Jimmy: OH, NO, SORRY. >> YEAH. 326 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:34,087 THAT'S OKAY, I THINK I CAN DO THIS I CAN HANDLE IT. 327 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:39,626 [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIM SHOT ] I THINK -- 328 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:42,162 >> YEAH. >> ANYBODY ELSE, YOU WANT TO BE IN THE CLIP? 329 00:22:42,162 --> 00:22:46,933 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HEY, SPRINGSTEEN IS IN IT >> Jimmy: BEYONCE'S IN IT. 330 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,969 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER >> MARLON BRANDO >> Jimmy: MARLON BRANDO'S IN 331 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,105 IT HE SAYS HE'S STILL IN IT OKAY, I'M SORRY. 332 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,773 I'M GOING TO STOP NOW. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SHOW THE CLIP 333 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,843 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH. >> LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF >> Jimmy: IT'S YOUR SHOW 334 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,145 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. 335 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:00,647 MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. TAKE A LOOK. 336 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,217 IS "DIMAS CHICKEN WRAPS 337 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:14,761 PRESENTS, COLON, ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. [ LAUGHTER ] 338 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:20,934 >> I DO LOVE DIMAS CHICKEN WRAPS. >> TEDDY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW 339 00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:28,174 HUGE FALLON IS IN GREECE [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY COUSINS 340 00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:32,946 BACK ON NISYROS ARE GOING TO DO WHEN THEY SEE THIS THEY'RE GOING TO [ BLEEP ] 341 00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:36,216 THEMSELVES, OLI! THEY'RE GOING TO SQUAT RIGHT DOWN ON THEIR GOAT FIELDS AND 342 00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:45,525 [ BLEEP ] THEMSELVES IN ENVY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 343 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,395 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC >> THERE'S NO ONE FUNNIER AND NO ONE MORE PERFECT IN 344 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:52,665 EVERYTHING HE DOES THAN NATHAN LANE. >> NATHAN LANE WAS SPECTACULAR 345 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,602 AND YOU WERE, TOO. BUT NATHAN LANE IS A A PROFESSIONAL AND - 346 00:23:55,602 --> 00:24:02,075 [ LAUGHTER ] >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN >> IT WAS A STRETCH FOR JIMMY. 347 00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:06,246 HE WAS PLAYING A TALK SHOW HOST [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:09,315 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU AGAIN ON THIS IT'S A BIG, GIANT HIT ON HULU. 349 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:12,819 CHECK IT OUT "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING. BEFORE YOU GUYS GO, I WOULD 350 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:16,322 JUST LIKE TO - >> OH, WE'RE GOING [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 351 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:19,659 >> THAT'S US >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO. >> I GET THAT A LOT AT PARTIES 352 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:21,761 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: HEY, BEFORE YOU GO >> BEFORE YOU GO - 353 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,897 >> Jimmy: I JUST GOT HERE. I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT OUR 354 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:28,335 FRIEND NORM MacDONALD WHO PASSED AWAY. >> SO FUNNY. 355 00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:31,271 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THERE WAS NO ONE FUNNIER. 356 00:24:31,271 --> 00:24:34,341 BRILLIANT CANADIAN >> YOU KNOW, WE DO -- IN OUR SHOW, WE DO A TRIBUTE TO 357 00:24:34,341 --> 00:24:38,845 COMEDIANS. I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS AND WE NAME DIFFERENT 358 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:42,082 COMEDIANS, LIKE BOB NEWHART AND DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND DO A TRIBUTE TO 359 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:46,653 NORM MacDONALD AND WE USE ONE OF HIS LINES WE SAY -- AND THIS IS ONE OF 360 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,388 HIS LINES -- HE SAID, "THERE'S ONLY TWO CATEGORIES OF CLIFF DIVING - GRAND CHAMPION AND 361 00:24:48,388 --> 00:24:58,965 STUFF ON A ROCK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT I REALLY THINK THAT IN 362 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:01,901 COMEDY, PARTICULARLY, THE ORIGINALS STAND OUT THE MOST, AND THEY STAY WITH US LONG 363 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:07,774 AFTER THEY'RE GONE AND THERE WAS NO ONE MORE ORIGINAL THAN NORM MacDONALD 364 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:10,043 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THERE WAS NO ONE WHO DID HIS 365 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:12,312 STYLE -- [ APPLAUSE ] THERE WAS NO ONE THAT HAD HIS 366 00:25:12,312 --> 00:25:16,082 RHYTHM HE WAS REMARKABLE AND SO KIND AND FUNNY. 367 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:18,718 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST FIGURED I'D GET YOUR THOUGHTS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 368 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,921 HERE YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST. STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT 369 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:24,457 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING" ON HULU. 370 00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:26,826 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 371 00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:45,211 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 372 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,080 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW LIMITED SERIES, 373 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:52,152 "MAID," WHICH PREMIERES OCTOBER 1st ON NETFLIX EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 374 00:25:52,152 --> 00:25:52,719 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MARGARET QUALLEY 375 00:25:59,693 --> 00:26:05,398 * 376 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:11,237 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON. 377 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:16,810 PARTNER! MY PART -- PARTNER >> BLUEBERRY 378 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:19,612 >> Jimmy: BLUEBERRY MUFFIN ALL THE WAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT THAT 379 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:22,682 THAT'S BIZARRE >> I FELT REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: I FEEL REALLY, REALLY 380 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:24,951 GOOD ABOUT IT. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THANK YOU FOR BEING IN STUDIO 381 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,654 BY THE WAY >> THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: IT MEANS A LOT TO OUR 382 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:30,657 AUDIENCE, AND TO ME AND THE BAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 383 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:33,193 YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY. YOU LIVED HERE FOR TEN YEARS NOW. 384 00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:36,062 >> I -- MM-HMM I MOVED HERE WHEN I WAS 16, YEAH 385 00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:40,467 >> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE A NEW YORKER >> UM, I DON'T WANT TO, LIKE, 386 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:43,670 ADOPT THAT WITHOUT LIKE HAVING PERMISSION TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW 387 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:47,073 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LIVE - >> I CERTAINLY LOVE THE CITY SO 388 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:50,810 MUCH, BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LOT ABOUT ME THAT SAYS THAT I'M NOT FROM HERE. 389 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,780 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LIVE IN A STUDIO APARTMENT, WHICH IS VERY 390 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,282 NEW YORK >> MH-HMM. >> Jimmy: YEAH - 391 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,651 [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU FROM ONE PERSON. [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:26:58,651 --> 00:27:01,021 THAT'S WHAT YOU NORMALLY HEAR IN A STUDIO APARTMENT, ONE PERSON LIKE, "YEAH!" 393 00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:07,027 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU -- BUT YOU RECENTLY GOT FURNITURE. 394 00:27:07,027 --> 00:27:11,898 >> IT'S TAKEN TEN YEARS, BUT I FINALLY BUCKLED DOWN AND I BOUGHT SOME FURNITURE. 395 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:18,071 FOR A VERY LONG TIME, I'VE HAD A MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR AND A LIGHT FROM IKEA. 396 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:23,043 AND THEN, I JUST FELT LIKE MAYBE THAT -- IT WASN'T A GOOD LOOK FOR ME ANYMORE AND I -- 397 00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:26,880 >> Jimmy: NO YEAH, I MEAN, AFTER A WHILE, YEAH, IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT, 398 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:33,186 FURNITURE IS FANTASTIC YEAH, IT'S GREAT >> I WILL SAY IF YOU HAVE 399 00:27:33,186 --> 00:27:37,090 A MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR FOR A VERY LONG TIME, AND THEN YOU UPGRADE TO HAVING A BEDFRAME, 400 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:40,326 THE PROCESS OF GETTING IN AND OUT OF BED BECOMES SIGNIFICANTLY EASIER 401 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,429 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LESS OF LIKE A, LIKE -- HUH! 402 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:45,498 AH AND MORE OF LIKE A, "I'M GETTING OUT OF BED NOW." [ LAUGHTER ] 403 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:49,602 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S CORRECT YOU DON'T HAVE TO, LIKE, HUAH! >> YEAH, YEAH. 404 00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:51,671 >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR SETUP IN YOUR HOUSE YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU 405 00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:54,341 HAVING BREAKFAST THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IN YOUR APARTMENT 406 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:57,977 >> I LOVE BREAKFAST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 407 00:27:57,977 --> 00:28:03,149 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S YOUR WHOLE SETUP. >> MM-HMM. 408 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,018 >> Jimmy: SO YOU HAVE YOUR EGGS >> YEAH, YOU SCROLL IN THOUGH, 409 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:06,653 LIKE SOME REALLY WELL MADE EGGS [ LAUGHTER ] 410 00:28:06,653 --> 00:28:08,722 >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT HOW A A PHOTO WORKS, MARGARET. [ LAUGHTER ] 411 00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:13,626 YOU CAN'T -- YOU CAN'T ZOOM IN [ LAUGHTER ] I DO LOVE THAT THOUGH. 412 00:28:13,626 --> 00:28:16,830 IT'S KIND OF COOL THAT'S WHAT YOU DID. >> THANK YOU 413 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:19,032 >> Jimmy: AND NOW -- >> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THAT. 414 00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:23,169 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "MAID. 415 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:24,938 IT'S M-A-I-D, BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE LISTENING AND DON'T -- BECAUSE IT COULD BE, "OH, IT'S 416 00:28:24,938 --> 00:28:28,341 CALLED 'MADE,'" AND THEY DON'T FIND IT. M-A-I-D. 417 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:31,378 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY, A MEMOIR. 418 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,613 >> IT CERTAINLY IS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> I'VE SAID CERTAINLY THREE 419 00:28:33,613 --> 00:28:35,715 TIMES NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH, CERTAINLY -- WHY? 420 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:39,219 >> I'M NERVOUS, JIMMY. I'M REALLY NERVOUS >> Jimmy: DON'T BE NERVOUS 421 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:43,156 YOU'RE WINNING SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU'RE WINNING 422 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:45,392 >> OKAY, HERE WE ARE "MAID. WITH AN I. 423 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:47,727 >> Jimmy: "MAID. YOUR MOM IS ANDIE MacDOWELL, WHO I LOVE 424 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:50,130 >> ME TOO. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE YOU LOVE MOM 425 00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:53,266 SHE'S ACTING WITH YOU. >> I ALREADY SAID, "I LOVE YOU DAD. 426 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:56,069 AND NOW, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD SAY, "I LOVE YOU MOM." YES, SHE'S ACTING WITH ME. 427 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:57,971 >> Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE YOU, MOM, TOO AND DAD. 428 00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:02,042 I LOVE YOU DAD TOO >> HE'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW 429 00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:04,544 HIM BUT I'M ASSUMING >> YOU'D LOVE HIM. >> Jimmy: I WOULD, RIGHT 430 00:29:04,544 --> 00:29:06,379 >> YOU WOULD CERTAINLY. >> Jimmy: CERTAINLY. 431 00:29:06,379 --> 00:29:11,818 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND NOW, HE PROBABLY HAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, LAMP, TABLES 432 00:29:11,818 --> 00:29:16,723 >> ACTUALLY, NO -- I -- HE DOESN'T. [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:20,794 >> Jimmy: YOUR DAD DOESN'T HAVE FURNITURE? [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:22,729 >> HE LIVES IN PANAMA ON A A CONSTRUCTION SITE. HE HAS NO FURNITURE. 435 00:29:22,729 --> 00:29:24,831 OKAY, BACK TO THE POINT, "MAID. M-A-I-D. 436 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,900 >> Jimmy: WOW. OKAY, SORRY, THIS IS SO INTERESTING. 437 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:29,169 >> MY MOM IS IN THERE. >> Jimmy: YES, MOM'S IN THERE, YES, YES 438 00:29:29,169 --> 00:29:31,137 >> THE SHOW. >> Jimmy: THE SHOW, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW, IT'S ON 439 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:34,741 NETFLIX. OKAY, YEAH, DO YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WHO YOU PLAY? 440 00:29:34,741 --> 00:29:38,078 >> I DO. I PLAY ALEX -- >> Jimmy: YEAH 441 00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:42,182 >> SHE IS A YOUNG MOTHER WHO IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF -- THIS IS SERIOUS. 442 00:29:42,182 --> 00:29:43,750 SHE'S TRYING TO GET OUT OF AN EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP AND SHE HAS A 443 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:47,754 A CHILD. AND SHE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE POVERTY AND SHE STARTS CLEANING 444 00:29:47,754 --> 00:29:54,794 HOMES TO TAKE CARE OF HER KID. AND IT'S ABOUT THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 445 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,596 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S MARGARET QUALLEY IN "MAID. 446 00:29:56,596 --> 00:29:59,065 "MAID. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 447 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,501 >> I'M WORKING ON IT 448 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:03,470 >> AND YOU'VE BEEN OUT ALL DAY BIKING >> SO? 449 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:05,171 >> SO MADDIE HAS JUST BEEN STUCK WITH YOUR MOM SITTING ON THE COUCH, WATCHING 450 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,374 "JEOPARDY!"? >> NO, NO, NO, THEY WATCH "WHEEL OF FORTUNE. 451 00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:12,112 >> OH, THIS IS FUNNY TO YOU? WHAT IF SHE GOT SICK >> OKAY, WHY DON'T I - 452 00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:13,980 >> WHAT IF SHE GOT HURT? WHAT IF SHE NEEDED TO GO TO THE ER 453 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:17,017 >> MY MOM WOULD TAKE HER >> YOUR MOM. YOUR MOM, WHO SPENT HALF YOUR 454 00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:19,986 CHILDHOOD ADDICTED TO OXY? >> WILL YOU CHILL? >> I'M NOT GOING TO CHILL, 455 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:21,888 SEAN YOU HAVE A RAGE PROBLEM. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SAY IT 456 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:24,257 WITH A STRAIGHT FACE >> YOU HAVE A RAGE PROBLEM AND YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM AND 457 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:29,162 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CUSTODY OF OUR KID IF YOU'RE GOING TO LET YOUR MOMMY DO IT FOR YOU 458 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:33,066 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MARGARET QUALLEY, EVERYBODY. 459 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:36,036 "MAID" PREMIERES ON OCTOBER 1st ON NETFLIX WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DR. 460 00:30:36,036 --> 00:30:38,004 JANE GOODALL HI, MOM. HI, DAD. 461 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:58,291 WE WON'T TALK ABOUT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 462 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:02,462 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST HAS SPENT THE LAST 60 YEARS STUDYING AND ADVOCATING FOR THE 463 00:31:02,462 --> 00:31:04,698 ENVIRONMENT. FOR CLIMATE WEEK SHE LAUNCHED A BRAND-NEW CAMPAIGN CALLED 464 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:08,735 TREES FOR JANE HERE TO TELL US ABOUT IT, PLEASE WELCOME 465 00:31:08,735 --> 00:31:12,072 PLEASE WELCOME DR. JANE GOODALL 466 00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:14,507 * 467 00:31:14,507 --> 00:31:17,277 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, IT IS CLIMATE WEEK NOW 468 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:18,812 AND I KNOW YOU DO SO MUCH TO EDUCATE PEOPLE - WHAT ARE WE FOCUSING ON RIGHT 469 00:31:18,812 --> 00:31:28,888 NOW? >> WELL, WE'RE FOCUSING ON THIS CAMPAIGN, TREES FOR JANE, WHICH 470 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:37,564 MEANS EVERY SINGLE PERSON CAN GET INVOLVED IN PLANTING A TREE OR SUPPORTING PEOPLE WHO ARE 471 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:44,170 PLANTING TREES OR SUPPORTING PEOPLE WHO VERY, VERY IMPORTANTLY ARE PROTECTING OUR 472 00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:47,774 LAST FANTASTIC RAIN FORESTS. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THAT'S MAYBE THE MOST 473 00:31:47,774 --> 00:31:52,912 IMPORTANT THING BECAUSE THESE TREES ARE HOTBEDS OF BIODIVERSITY 474 00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:58,952 THEY STORE MASSES OF CARBON DIOXIDE FROM THE ATMOSPHERE. THEY GIVE US OXYGEN WE BREATHE 475 00:31:58,952 --> 00:32:03,289 THEY HELP TO MAKE RAIN THEY ARE REALLY THE MOST AMAZING ECOSYSTEMS, IN MY 476 00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:08,061 OPINION. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT NEXT MONTH CALLED 477 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:13,767 "THE BOOK OF HOPE. WHAT IS GIVING YOU HOPE RIGHT NOW? 478 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:19,105 >> YOUNG PEOPLE UNBELIEVABLE, OUR PROGRAM FOR YOUNG PEOPLE, ROOTS AND SHOOTS 65 COUNTRIES. 479 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:21,074 AND THEY'RE TAKING ACTION AND THEY'RE SAYING, THIS IS OUR FUTURE AND WE'RE GOING TO DO 480 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:26,279 SOMETHING ABOUT IT >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 481 00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,314 >> AND THEY ARE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 482 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:32,686 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I HAVE FAITH I HAVE HOPE. 483 00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:36,089 PART OF THE CAMPAIGN IS A CHALLENGE CALLED A TRILLION TREES. 484 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:42,095 WE WANT PEOPLE TO POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA, WHAT CAN THEY DO FOR A TRILLION TREES 485 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:48,768 >> WELL, THE TREES FOR JANE IS PART OF THE TRILLION TREES, WHICH IS A U.N. INITIATIVE AND 486 00:32:48,768 --> 00:32:54,507 THE ONE THING THAT'S MISSING FROM THE TRILLION TREES IS THE KIND OF GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT. 487 00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:59,946 A WAY FOR EVERY SINGLE PERSON TO FEEL INVOLVED AND THAT'S WHAT TREES FOR JANE CAN DO 488 00:32:59,946 --> 00:33:05,285 WITH OUR NEW WEBSITE YOU CLICK ON A BUTTON AND YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY BECOME PART OF A 489 00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:11,958 A GLOBAL COMMUNITY, WHICH IS TAKING ACTION TO HELP ABSORB CARBON DIOXIDE FROM THE 490 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:15,662 ATMOSPHERE BY HELPING TREES. >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'VE MADE A SHORT FILM TO GO 491 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:18,698 WITH THE CAMPAIGN AND I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A LITTLE BIT OF THIS 492 00:33:18,698 --> 00:33:20,767 THIS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 493 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:22,469 >> IF WE PROTECT FORESTS AND 494 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:28,074 PLANT TREES, WE WILL TRULY HELP SOLVE THE CLIMATE CRISIS IT'S THAT SIMPLE 495 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:32,312 SO HERE'S THE CHALLENGE. CAN WE WORK TOGETHER TO PLANT A TRILLION TREES BY THE END OF 496 00:33:32,312 --> 00:33:40,387 THIS DECADE? WE NEED EVERYONE, NOT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF CLIMATE, BUT THE 497 00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:50,597 SAKE OF ALL LIVING CREATURES JOIN THE TRILLION TREE CHALLENGE. 498 00:33:50,597 --> 00:34:00,106 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: TREESFORJANE.ORG DR. JANE GOODALL 499 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:02,208 YOU KNOW, WE LOVE YOU HERE ON THE SHOW YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A FRIEND OF 500 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:05,412 OUR SHOW I LOVE YOU WE WANTED TO HELP. 501 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:09,182 SO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" IS PLANTING THIS TREE FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 502 00:34:09,182 --> 00:34:13,953 AND NOW IT IS YOUR TURN OUT THERE. PLEASE PLANT A TREE, DO IT FOR 503 00:34:13,953 --> 00:34:17,057 JANE, DO IT FOR ALL OF US, PLEASE DR. JANE GOODALL 504 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:23,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FOR MORE INFORMATION GO TO TREESFORJANE.ORG 505 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:29,703 SAY HI TO MR H FOR ME, PLEASE. IS HE THERE? YEAH, THERE HE IS! [ CHEERS AND 506 00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:33,406 APPLAUSE ] I LOVE HIM I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD HIM. 507 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:35,108 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE PERFORMANCE FROM CYNTHIA ERIVO, STICK AROUND 508 00:34:35,108 --> 00:35:02,235 HI, MR. H. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 509 00:35:02,235 --> 00:35:06,706 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING "YOU'RE NOT HERE" FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "CHAPTER ONE, VERSE ONE," 510 00:35:06,706 --> 00:35:10,377 HERE'S EMMY, GRAMMY AND TONY AWARD WINNER CYNTHIA ERIVO 511 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:28,695 * * I WISH YOU KNEW THE PERSON I A 512 00:35:28,695 --> 00:35:37,904 THE WAY I HOLD MY HEART IN MY HANDS * * THE WAY I SIN 513 00:35:37,904 --> 00:35:42,242 LIKE IT'S THE AI THAT I BREATHE PEOPLE SAY * 514 00:35:42,242 --> 00:35:54,120 * IT'S EVERYTHING I WHISTLE STIL CRACK MY KNUCKLES TO 515 00:35:54,120 --> 00:36:00,860 CAUSE THESE ARE THE * * TWO THINGS YO YOU TAUGHT ME TO D 516 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:04,364 THEY GET ON MY MOTHER'S NERVES * * MAYBE CAUSE I 517 00:36:04,364 --> 00:36:08,868 LEARNED IT FROM YO I HOPE ONE DAY THERE'S MORE * 518 00:36:08,868 --> 00:36:18,345 * FOR ME TO CHOOS UNTIL THAT DAY I WISH THIS TO BE TRUE 519 00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:28,421 WHEN I RUN * * I'M RUNNING TO YOUR ARM AND WHEN I SIN 520 00:36:28,421 --> 00:36:37,831 I'M SINGING TO YOUR HEAR I FEEL YOU NEAR * * IN MY MOMENTS OF FEAR 521 00:36:37,831 --> 00:36:46,873 BUT WHEN I OPEN UP MY EYES I SEE IT CLEAR IT'S ONLY IN MY DREAMS 522 00:36:46,873 --> 00:37:02,155 THAT YOU ARE HERE * * YOU'RE NOT HERE DID YOU KNOW 523 00:37:02,155 --> 00:37:13,800 I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOO NINETEEN YEARS OLD * * WITH A WHOLE LOT TO PROVE 524 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:25,045 CARRIED ON THROUGH MY DOUBTS ALL TO FIGURE OU WHO I WAS MEANT TO BE * 525 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:34,888 * TEN YEARS LATER TWENTY NINE YEARS OL GOT MY POOR HEART BROKEN 526 00:37:34,888 --> 00:37:44,531 DID IT OVER THE PHONE * * WAS IN A HOTEL ROOM AND I WAS ALL ALON 527 00:37:44,531 --> 00:37:55,742 I WAS ALON I WANTED TO RUN * * RUN INTO YOUR ARM 528 00:37:55,742 --> 00:38:06,086 AND CRY AS YOU HELD ME TO YOUR HEART * * FEEL YOU NEAR 529 00:38:06,086 --> 00:38:15,729 IN MY MOMENT OF FEAR BUT I OPENED UP MY EYE AND WIPED THE TEARS * 530 00:38:15,729 --> 00:38:24,704 * IT WAS ONLY IN MY DREAMS THAT YOU WERE HER AND NOW YOU'RE MISSING OUT 531 00:38:24,704 --> 00:38:30,276 ON HOW I GET TO * * LIVE THE LIFE THAT I FOREVER AND 532 00:38:30,276 --> 00:38:37,283 A DAY HAD DREAMED ABOU AND IT'S A SHAME * * YOU WON'T BE THER 533 00:38:37,283 --> 00:38:42,288 FOR THE JO I'VE YET TO SHAR BECAUSE IN SPITE OF YOU * 534 00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:48,461 * I'M HERE OH YES I'M HERE AND I'M IN LOV 535 00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:53,900 AND IT'S FOR REAL * * AND YOU'LL NEVE GET TO MEET THEM 536 00:38:53,900 --> 00:39:02,042 BUT I TRULY HOPE YOU'R HAPPY WHERE YOU ARE * * IT'S UNFORTUNAT 537 00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:13,086 WE END BEFORE WE START I HOPE YOU KNOW I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FROM AFAR * 538 00:39:13,086 --> 00:39:26,099 * BUT I CAN'T IGNORE THE PAR CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE HERE 539 00:39:26,099 --> 00:39:45,251 NEVER BE HERE * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 540 00:39:45,251 --> 00:39:48,321 >> Jimmy: WOW. BEAUTIFUL. JUST BEAUTIFUL 541 00:39:48,321 --> 00:39:53,960 OH, GOSH CYNTHIA ERIVO. CYNTHIA ERIVO. 542 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:58,832 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HER NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK, "REMEMBER TO DREAM, EBERE" IS 543 00:39:58,832 --> 00:40:03,870 OUT SEPTEMBER 28th MY THANKS TO STEVE MARTIN, MARTIN SHORT, MARGARET QUALLEY, 544 00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:10,176 DR. JANE GOODALL CYNTHIA ERIVO ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 545 00:40:10,176 --> 00:40:13,913 WOW, THAT WAS JUST UNBELIEVABLE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 546 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:17,851 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA GIVE IT UP FOR THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 547 00:40:17,851 --> 00:40:19,786 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.