>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - AMY ADAMS,
BILLY CRUDUP A PERFORMANCE FROM "SIX, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1516 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY -- THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR RIGHT THERE. THAT'S A HOT CROWD
THANK YOU! WELCOME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELCOME! YOU SOUND AND YOU LOOK SO GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, PRESIDENT BIDEN
JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE U.S. AND THE UK ARE GOING HELP AUSTRALIA GET NUCLEAR POWERED
SUBMARINES IT'S PART OF AN HISTORIC NEW DEFENSE PARTNERSHIP.
YEAH, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. WE GIVE AUSTRALIA NUCLEAR SUBMARINES AND IN RETURN THEY
LET US KEEP THE HEMSWORTH BROTHERS [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A GOOD DEAL I'LL TAKE IT [ APPLAUSE ]
IT WAS A GOOD DEAL AND NOW FRANCE IS NOT HAPPY, BECAUSE THEY ORIGINALLY HAD THE
DEAL WITH AUSTRALIA, AND THEN THEY GOT CUT OUT BY THE U.S. FRANCE IS SO UPSET THEY
ACTUALLY ACCUSED BIDEN OF -- THIS IS REAL -- ACTING LIKE TRUMP.
[ LAUGHTER ] FRANCE MIGHT BE ON TO SOMETHING, BECAUSE IN RESPONSE,
BIDEN TWEETED OUT IN ALL CAPS, "SAD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YEP, IT WAS A THREE-WAY DEAL BETWEEN THE U.S., THE UK, AND AUSTRALIA.
NO WONDER FRANCE IS MAD, THEY GOT CUT OUT OF A MENAGE A TROIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE INVENTED THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE NEWS FROM OVERSEAS I SAW THAT POPE FRANCIS SAID THAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY
PEOPLE REFUSE TO GET VACCINATED YEAH
THE POPE ISN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES, HE'S LIKE, "I'M VACCINATED AND I RIDE AROUND IN
A PLEXIGLASS BOX ALL DAY, COME ON." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, POPE FRANCIS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE REFUSE TO GET VACCINATED
I THOUGHT WHAT HE SAID WAS PRETTY INTERESTING TAKE A LOOK.
>> Translator: EVERYONE SHOULD GET VACCINATED SO THE WORLD CAN
RETURN TO NORMAL WHEN I GO SEE MACHINE GUN KELLY NEXT MONTH, I WANT TO MOSH MY
FACE OFF YOUR BOY HASN'T BEEN TO A CONCERT SINCE THE
2019 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS AND YOUR HOLINESS IS READY TO GET TURNT.
SO GET THE SHOT OR I'LL MESS YOU UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING >> Steve: RIGHT? I DIDN'T KNOW HE LOVED THE
JUGGALOS WOW. >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE IN CANADA,
THE MODERNA VACCINE HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN RENAMED SPIKEVAX
IT'S ALREADY WORKING BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "NO WAY I'M TAKING MODERNA, BUT I'M
DEFINITELY TAKING SPIKEVAX." [ LAUGHTER ] I GUESS WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS,
JUST MAKE THE NAME COOLER. SOON PFIZER IS GOING TO BE LIKE, "YEAH, THIS IS OUR NEW
VACCINE, THUNDERSERUM. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, THIS IS EXCITING,
LAST NIGHT SPACEX MADE HISTORY WHEN IT LAUNCHED THE FIRST ALL TOURIST CREW INTO ORBIT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SADLY ONE OF THEM FORGOT TO TELL VERIZON HE'S TRAVELING SO
NOW HE'S UP THERE LIKE, "DAMN IT, I'VE BEEN ROAMING THIS WHOLE TIME
OH, MY --" [ LAUGHTER ] THE ROCKET THAT CARRIED THEM IS
NAMED FALCON 9 DON'T CONFUSE THAT WITH THE JEFF BEZOS ROCKET, PHALLIC 1
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: HEY! [ APPLAUSE ]
ROCKET [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY I READ
THAT MEXICO IS HOLDING A A NATIONAL LOTTERY AND THE PRIZE IS THE FORMER HOUSE OF EL
CHAPO. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THE HOUSE SOUNDS NICE.
IT HAS FIVE BEDROOMS, FOUR BATHROOMS, AND A CLOSET WITH A A SIGN THAT SAYS, "DO NOT LOOK
INSIDE THIS CLOSET." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WHOA, WHAT A SHOW. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "DEAR EVAN HANSEN," WHICH IS IN
THEATERS NEXT FRIDAY AMY ADAMS IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE APPLE TV PLUS SERIES, "THE MORNING SHOW," WHICH RETURNS
FOR A NEW SEASON TOMORROW. MY MAN, BILLY CRUDUP IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HE'S GOOD IN THIS, MAN HE'S GOOD IN EVERYTHING, MAN I LOVE THAT GUY.
AND BROADWAY WEEK CONTINUES HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. WE LOVE BROADWAY
BROADWAY IS BACK MAKING THEIR NATIONAL TV DEBUT, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM THE
CAST OF THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON, "SIX." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TONIGHT. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: I SAW REHEARSALS
THEY'RE -- IT'S UNBELIEVABLE IT'S SO GOOD WELL, THIS IS INCREDIBLE
I SAW THAT MICROSOFT WILL NO LONGER REQUIRE USERS TO ENTER A PASSWORD TO ACCESS THEIR
ACCOUNTS SO INSTEAD YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO USE EITHER AN APP, OR A
A VERIFICATION CODE, OR FACIAL RECOGNITION. LIKE NEW TECHNOL -
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW THIS THING WORKS. IT'S VERY SIMPLE
ALL RIGHT. SO I'M GOING TO GO ON TO THE MICROSOFT HOMEPAGE
SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] CLICK LOG IN
I GET THIS NOTIFICATION. [ DING ] "A VERIFICATION CODE HAS BEEN
SENT TO YOUR EMAIL." GREAT, SO LET ME GO TO MY GMAIL AND LOG IN
[ LAUGHTER ] PASSWORD HERE. AND IT SAYS, "CHECK THE GOOGLE
AUTHENTICATOR APP FOR VERIFICATION CODE. THAT'S RIGHT
I HAVE THE TWO-STEP VERIFICATION ON, SO LET ME GET TO THE APP AND GET THAT.
SO EASY. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO THIS APP SAYS -- [ DING ]
"IN ORDER TO PROCEED, PLEASE IDENTIFY WHICH OF THESE IMAGES CONTAIN TRAFFIC LIGHTS."
THAT'S EASY. I MEAN, I'M NOT A ROBOT SO, GREAT, NOW I HAVE THE
VERIFICATION CODE AND I CAN GO BACK TO GMAIL WHICH SAYS - [ DING ]
"A NEW DEVICE JUST SIGNED INTO YOUR GOOGLE ACCOUNT. PLEASE ANSWER A SECURITY
QUESTION TO PROCEED. OH, THAT MAKES SENSE, THIS IS A NEW PHONE, SO I DIDN'T EVEN
THINK ABOUT THAT LET ME SEE WHAT THE SECURITY QUESTION IS.
"WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF THE ROOTS? [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
LET'S SEE IF THERE'S A A DIFFERENT QUESTION >> Tariq: YOU SET THAT AS YOUR
QUESTION THAT MEANS YOU MUST HAVE AN ANSWER
>> Questlove: YEAH, WAIT, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE I BET IT'S MARK.
>> Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T SET THAT UP IT MUST BE THE DEFAULT
QUESTION I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE. LET ME JUST ASK IT FOR A NEW
QUESTION [ DING ] "WHAT IS YOUR TALLEST MIDDLE
SCHOOL TEACHER'S MIDDLE NAME?" HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
LET ME ASK FOR A THIRD QUESTION [ DING ]
"YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS A VERIFICATION CODE HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR EMERGENCY
CONTACT. [ DING ] >> OH, HEY, I GOT YOUR
VERIFICATION CODE. >> Questlove: AH, I KNEW IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY, FINE, FINE,
FINE MARK IS MY FAVORITE. WHAT'S THE CODE, MARK?
>> ONE SECOND. I HAVE TO LOG IN TO MY ACCOUNT TO SEE WHAT IT SAYS.
[ DING ] "IN ORDER TO PROCEED, PLEASE ANSWER THE RIDDLE.
IF YOU WANT TO USE ME, I MUST BE BROKEN. YOU MUST ABUSE ME BEFORE I CAN
OPEN WHAT AM I? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AN EGG >> THAT'S IT GOOD ONE, BESTIE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANKS, BESTIE >> OKAY, OKAY, THE CODE
IS 146589. >> Jimmy: GREAT. NOW I'M IN MY GMAIL.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND MY VERIFICATION CODE FOR MICROSOFT AND WE'RE GOOD TO GO
HERE IT IS IT SAYS -- [ DING ]
"YOUR VERIFICATION CODE HAS EXPIRED, PLEASE TRY -- I'LL DO IT LATER
EITHER WAY, TECHNOLOGY IS AWESOME. >> Steve: GREAT.
>> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
"TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS." COME ON BACK THIS IS SO EXCITING.
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE >> Steve: WHAT
>> Jimmy: I LOVE PODCASTS. >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: PODCASTS ARE A GREAT
WAY TO PASS THE TIME ON YOUR WAY TO WORK, GOING FOR A WALK, WORKING OUT AT THE GYM,
WHEREVER YOU WANT TO DO, WHEREVER I LISTEN TO PODCASTS 24/7.
>> Steve: YEAH, YOU LOVE PODCASTS >> Jimmy: I DO
I LISTEN TO VERBIGLIA, I LOVE THAT ONE WORKING OUT, IT'S A GOOD ONE
THE "NEW YORK TIMES" HAS ONE, THAT'S GREAT >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: I HAVE -- HOW DO YOU LISTEN TO YOUR PODCASTS, LIKE WHAT APP
>> Steve: THE PODCAST APP. [ LAUGHTER ] ON THE APPLE
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HAVE A A DIFFERENT APP.
>> Steve: WHAT DO YOU HAVE WHAT APP DO YOU HAVE >> Jimmy: IT'S CALLED LIKE
CASTING SHADOWS OR SOMETHING >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE APP
ANYWAYS, I LISTEN TO IT ALL THE TIME AND THERE'S SO MANY PODCASTS
OUT HERE, BUT THERE'S A LOT OF OBSCURE ONES THAT I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE
SO I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD CHECK A FEW OF THEM OUT TONIGHT.
IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS." HERE WE GO
* * TONIGHT SHO
PODCASTS YEAH * * >> Steve: WOW.
CAN YOU HEAR >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: CAN YOU HEAR
>> Jimmy: NO, I WAS DOING NOISE CANCELING. >> Steve: THEY'RE CUTE
ARE THOSE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HEADPHONES THOSE ARE CUTE
>> Jimmy: NO, THESE ARE MINE >> Steve: OH, REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THESE ARE -- THE FIRST PODCAST IS CALLED -- IT'S CALLED
"SHINING TIME STATHAM. IT'S A PODCAST FOR KIDS WHERE ACTOR JASON STATHAM READS
STORIES ABOUT THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE >> Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER ] FROM "SHINING TIME STATION." >> Jimmy: LET'S LISTEN TO THIS,
YEAH >> THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE, CHEEKY LITTLE TRAIN.
RAN ON STEAM, ISN'T HE BUT LITTLE DID THIS TANK ENGINE KNOW HE HAD A RUTHLESS
HUNGARIAN ASSASSIN ON BOARD. BUT I'VE BEEN HIRED TO TAKE HIM OUT.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING >> Steve: VERY SPECIFIC
PODCAST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S VERY SPECIFIC PODCAST
AGAIN, THESE ARE ALL FUN AND OBSCURE. >> Steve: THESE ARE GREAT.
THESE ARE -- THERE YOU GO >> Jimmy: AND WHY WOULD HE HAVE
TO DO IT, YOU KNOW >> Steve: I THINK HE PROBABLY DID IT FOR FUN
HE LOVES THOMAS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S COOL. >> Steve: LOVES "SHINING TIME
STATION. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE --
>> Steve: OH, THOSE ARE BEARD PHONES I LOVE THEM.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT'S MORE SUBTLE
>> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: -- WHEN I'M ON THE TRAIN.
>> Steve: YEAH, AND THEN ALSO, IF YOU RUN INTO SOMETHING, YOU'RE PROTECTED
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO THIS ONE -- THIS ONE SOUNDS PRETTY SIMPLE.
IT'S JUST A PODCAST WHERE THE HOST EXPLAINS THE MARVEL UNIVERSE
>> Steve: OH WHAT'S IT CALLED >> Jimmy: CHECK THIS ONE OUT
>> WELCOME TO EPISODE 2,308 OF "EXPLAINING THE MARVEL UNIVERSE."
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW, WHEN WE LEFT OFF, WE WERE DISCUSSING HOW LOKI -- NOT THE
LOKI WHO DIED, BUT AN ALTERNATE LOKI CALLED A VARIANT -- WAS DISPLACED IN TIME CREATING
INFINITE BRANCHES OF THE MULTIVERSE THAT ARE BRANCHING INTO INFINITE OTHER BRANCHES,
INFINITELY NOW, LET'S TAKE A LISTENER QUESTION FROM TOM IN IDAHO
TOM SAYS, "I'M LOST. CAN YOU START AT THE BEGINNING?
[ LAUGHTER ] UGH! [ BLEEP ], GUYS!
SURE, OKAY SO BACK IN 2008, WE HAD TONY STARK, BASICALLY THE MC'S
ANALOG OF EARTH 616 TONY STARK [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: WOW.
616. >> Jimmy: YEAH, 616. THIS NEXT PODCAST IS CALLED "A
PILOT AND A SUBWAY DRIVER -- A NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY ANNOUNCER ORDERING FAST FOOD."
>> Steve: THE WHOLE PODCAST IS THAT >> Jimmy: THERE'S NUMEROUS
EPISODES I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE THIS IS, BUT YEAH
IT SEEMS SELF-EXPLANATORY. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. >> WELCOME TO THE "PILOT AND
SUBWAY DRIVER ORDERING FAST FOOD PODCAST." THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING
AND IF YOU LOOK TO THE LEFT, YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THE MENU >> WELCOME TO BURGER KING, CAN
I TAKE YOUR ORDER? >> THIS IS THE SOUTHBOUND ORDERING A MEAL NUMBER 446 -
>> I'LL HAVE, UHH -- A WHOPPER WITH CHEESE. >> ALL RIGHT
I HAVE A - [ UNINTELLIGIBLE ] TO THE WINDOW.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE. >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS THE BEST. >> Steve: OH, I LISTEN TO IT ALL THE TIME
I LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH THIS NEXT ONE IS CALLED -- IT'S
A TRUE CRIME PODCAST I LOVE TRUE CRIME PODCASTS THIS ONE IS CALLED "WHATEVER'S
LEFT." [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT FOCUSES ON CRIMES THAT
HAVEN'T BEEN COVERED ON OTHER PODCASTS YET >> Steve: OH, WOW.
>> Jimmy: I THINK THEY'RE RUNNING LOW ON MATERIAL. LET'S TAKE A LISTEN.
THIS WEEK, WE WERE GOING TO DISCUSS THE KILLER LONG ISLAND
PLASTIC SURGEON, BUT ANOTHER PODCAST SWOOPED IT UP YESTERDAY SO I GUESS WE'LL TALK ABOUT --
OH, I DON'T KNOW I SAW A GUY SHOPLIFT POWERADE AT RITE AID LAST WEEK.
* IT WAS JUST ANOTHER CLOUDY TUESDAY AT THE RITE AID ON
WESTERN BOULEVARD. [ PHONE ALERT OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME
SPOTIFY ALREADY DID POWERADE GUY? LITERALLY, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO
SAW THAT HAPPEN. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: YOU GOT TO ACT QUICK
ACT QUICK. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO ACT QUICK, YEAH.
YOU HAVE TO. >> Steve: YOU GOT TO SCOOP IT UP
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT PODCAST IS CALLED "BUILD" -- IT'S CALLED "BUILDING --
>> Steve: OH, IT'S WIRELESS. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT? >> Steve: YEAH, THAT'S YOUR
ANTENNA. YOUR BLUETOOTH WIRE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS HOOKS IN -- >> Steve: THERE YOU GO
>> Jimmy: IF YOU LOOP IT -- YOU LOOP IT INTO YOUR -- WHATEVER DEVICE YOU'RE LISTENING TO
>> Steve: OH, I SEE IT, AND THEN IT JUST TAKES - >> Jimmy: IT STREAMS IT.
>> Steve: YEAH, STREAMS IT THROUGH THAT CORD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IF YOU JUST
FLIP IT, IF YOU GOT A PHONE THERE, WHATEVER -- >> Steve: JUST WHIP IT AROUND.
>> Jimmy: WHIP IT AROUND >> Steve: LIKE A LASSO >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> Steve: WOW, GOOD SIGNAL >> Jimmy: -- AROUND THE SIGNAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THIS ONE -- THIS ONE IS CALLED -- THIS PODCAST IS CALLED -
>> Steve: OH, IT'S AN EYE ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] GOES STRAIGHT TO THE BRAIN,
THAT'S GREAT >> Jimmy: GOES TO THE SKULL. >> Steve: RIGHT, LIKE A PHONE
BONE OR WHATEVER >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A PHONE BONE
YEAH, IT VIBRATES THE SKULL BONE AND THAT'S HOW YOU HEAR IT
EARDRUMS >> Steve: YEAH, VERY HELPFUL FOR THE EARDRUMS, BAD ON THE
BRAIN. >> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT THIS PODCAST IS CALLED
"BUILDING BUZZER BLITZ." AND THIS IS A GAME SHOW WHERE THE HOST GOES TO RANDOM
NEW YORK CITY BUILDINGS AND BUZZES DIFFERENT APARTMENTS TO HAVE THEM ANSWER TRIVIA
QUESTIONS. >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: CHECK THIS THING OUT
[ BUZZER ] >> HELLO
* >> HI, YOU'RE ON "BUILDING BUZZER BLITZ."
FOR $50, DAN LEVY IS THE SON OF THIS COMIC ACTOR >> UH, WRONG APARTMENT
>> COMMON MISTAKE. THIS IS A GAME SHOW. >> I DON'T WANT ANY MAGAZINES,
THANKS [ BUZZER ] >> HELLO
>> FOR $50, DAN LEVY IS THE SON OF THIS COMIC ACTOR? >> DID YOU ORDER FOOD?
>> NOPE. [ BUZZER ] >> FOR $50, DAN LEVY IS THE SON
OF THIS COMIC ACTOR? >> OH, EUGENE LEVY [ DING ]
>> THAT IS CORRECT COME DOWNSTAIRS AND GET YOUR $50.
>> CAN'T YOU COME UPSTAIRS >> COME ON, MAN. YOU'RE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR.
>> Jimmy: YEAH VERY INTERESTING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ANYWAY, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW PODCASTS," EVERYBODY
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH AMY ADAMS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A SIX-TIME OSCAR NOMINEE
STARRING IN THE NEW FILM, "DEAR EVAN HANSEN," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS FRIDAY,
SEPTEMBER 24th HERE IS AMY ADAMS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU HI, AMY.
>> HI, GOOD TO SEE YOU >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT WELCOME BACK
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
I WISH I WAS THERE IN PERSON I MISS YOU GUYS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, YEAH, I KNOW
WE MISS YOU TOO. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MISS SEEING YOUR
DAUGHTER AS WELL >> SHE -- YEAH, SHE WAS REALLY BUMMED WE WEREN'T GOING TO BE
THERE IN PERSON. SHE LOVES TO GO BACKSTAGE AND EAT ALL THE TREATS
SO -- I MEAN, SHE LOVES YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME AT
ALL. YEAH SHE JUST WANTS THE TREATS.
>> NO, SHE DOESN'T [ LAUGHTER ] SHE JUST WANTS THAT TONIGHT
DOUGH EVER SINCE YOU GUYS GAVE HER THAT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THAT'S IT >> Jimmy: OUR ICE CREAM, "THE TONIGHT DOUGH", WHICH IS THE
GREATEST DO WE HAVE ANY USUALLY WE HAVE A FAKE PINT.
HERE'S A FAKE ONE. YEAH THAT'S OUR -- SHE LOVES TONIGHT
DOUGH? THIS IS IT >> IT IS SO GOOD
>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE BEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> IT IS THE BEST.
THE BEST >> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS SHE NOW >> SHE'S 11.
>> Jimmy: NO >> SHE IS 11, YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
>> YEAH, 11 GOING ON LIKE 45, SO - [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SURE I'M GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR SAYING THAT ACTUALLY
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> WELL, SHE'S AT THAT AGE WHERE EVERYTHING I DO
EMBARRASSES HER, WHICH IS FUN FOR ME I'M SURE IT'S VERY PAINFUL FOR
HER, BUT IT'S FUN FOR ME >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD THAT I'VE KNOWN HER HER WHOLE LIFE THEN,
HUH? >> YOU HAVE, YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
THAT'S AMAZING WELL, PLEASE TELL HER I SAID HELLO OR I CAN JUST SAY HI IF
SHE'S WATCHING >> I WILL. >> Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE
I'M GOING TO SEND A CASE OF THIS, BY THE WAY SO SHE GETS IT -
>> OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: YEAH SO, YEAH
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EYE-ROLL THAT I'M DOING THAT BECAUSE, YEAH,
TELL HER I LOVE HER. ALL RIGHT. YOU HAD A VERY EXCITING SUMMER
BECAUSE YOU FILMED THE SEQUEL TO "ENCHANTED" AND I KNEW THAT -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT
THE FIRST ONE WAS GIANT AND EVERYONE IS BACK FOR THIS ONE. WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE
SEQUEL >> IT WAS A LOT OF FUN TO FILM WE FILMED IT IN IRELAND.
THERE IS -- EVERYONE'S BACK. WE ALSO HAVE GREAT ADDITIONS TO THE CAST
WE HAVE MAYA RUDOLPH >> Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> A BUNCH OF OTHER GREAT PEOPLE YEAH
>> Jimmy: MAYA OH, HOW WAS MAYA SHE'S THE BEST
>> SHE'S AMAZING >> Jimmy: SHE'S SO FUN, RIGHT? >> SHE TOTALLY -- SHE'S SO
GREAT IN IT. SHE PLAYS THE BADDIE SO WE GET TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.
THERE'S A LOT MORE SINGING AND A LOT MORE DANCING >> Jimmy: YEAH
GREAT. >> WHICH WAS HUMBLING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HUMBLING, FOR YOU? >> WELL, YEAH, THE LAST TIME I REALLY DANCED AS MUCH AS I'M
REQUIRED TO DANCE IN THIS, I WAS LIKE IN MY 20's AND NOW I'M NOT IN MY 20'S
>> Jimmy: OH, PLEASE >> AND IT FEELS DIFFERENT IN YOUR 40's.
>> Jimmy: IT REALLY DOES YEAH >> OH, YEAH.
IN MY HEART I LOOK LIKE I'M IN MY 20's WHEN I'M DANCING AND THEN I WOULD WATCH PLAYBACK
AND BE LIKE, "WHOA, THAT'S -- NOT THE SAME [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING IT IS BROADWAY WEEK HERE ON OUR
SHOW AND I KNOW YOU LOVE BROADWAY >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I MEAN HOW HAPPY ARE YOU THAT BROADWAY IS BACK? THIS IS A GIANT THING.
>> IT'S AMAZING. I'M -- I START TALKING REALLY FAST WHEN I TALK ABOUT BROADWAY
BECAUSE I TOTALLY TURN INTO THAT HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT WHO IT WAS HER WHOLE LIFE IS MUSICALS
IF YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THINGS IN THE WORLD, JUST WATCH THE CASTS RETURNING BECAUSE
IT'S THE MOST JOYFUL THING I'VE BEEN ON LIKE A DEEP DIVE OF WATCHING EVERYBODY CELEBRATE
THE RETURN >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S SO UPLIFTING
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO -- >> AND I'M SO EXCITED AND I SAW BEN LAST NIGHT ON THE SHOW
HE WAS BRILLIANT I COULD KEEP GOING AND THEN I START GETTING REAL
FAST TALK -- >> Jimmy: NO, I LIKE WHEN YOU GETTING CHATTY
GOOD IT'S FUN BECAUSE WE HAVE A A REHEARSAL HERE AND EVERYONE'S
LIKE TRYING TO NO GET CHOKED UP OF HOW MUCH WE MISSED THESE TALENTED PEOPLE FOR ALMOST TWO
YEARS. IT'S LIKE, GOSH. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND MAN, OH MAN, SUPPORT -- PLEASE GO GET TICKETS TO ANY BROADWAY SHOW
YOU CAN POSSIBLY SEE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S JUST THE GREATEST
BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR DEBUT IN THE WEST END IN LONDON
AT THE GLASS MENAGERIE >> I AM. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THIS IS EXCITING >> IT'S REALLY EXCITING. I THINK, YOU KNOW, DURING THIS
TIME WE DIDN'T HAVE LIVE THEATER I REALLY REALIZED HOW MUCH I MISSED IT
NOT JUST BEING AN AUDIENCE MEMBER BUT THAT EXCHANGE OF ENERGY THAT HAPPENS IN THEATER
AND LIVE AUDIENCES LIKE YOU HAVE THERE THAT IS JUST SO UNIQUE AND IT'S JUST SOMETHING
I WANT TO BE A PART OF >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU GOT A LITTLE WHOO FROM
SOMEONE. >> WHOO. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A FULL
AUDIENCE HERE, YEAH. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> MISS IT >> Jimmy: DO YOU REHEARSE NOW OR HOW DOES IT GO INTO IT --
SCHEDULE WISE, HOW DO YOU DO IT >> YEAH, YEAH.
WE WILL REHEARSE AND WE OPEN IN MAY. >> Jimmy: WOW.
>> YEAH, I'M NERVOUS I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE CRAFT OF STAGE ACTING AND
MUSICALS AND THE EIGHT SHOWS A A WEEK AND I JUST -- I LOOK FORWARD TO THE
CHALLENGE. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE "DEAR
EVAN HANSEN" WHEN WE COME BACK MORE WITH AMY ADAMS WHEN WE COME BACK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE ARE TALKING WITH AMY ADAMS.
OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "DEAR EVAN HANSEN." BASED ON THE BROADWAY MUSICAL.
I'M ASSUMING YOU MUST HAVE SEEN THE MUSICAL ON BROADWAY, CORRECT?
>> I DID, YEAH I SAW IT LATER I DIDN'T SEE IT 'TIL 2019.
AND OF COURSE I WAS TELLING EVERYONE, "OH, MY GOSH, DO YOU GUYS KNOW 'DEAR EVAN HANSEN'?"
THEY'RE LIKE, "AMY, THAT'S BEEN AROUND FOR LIKE FOUR YEARS." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT I IMMEDIATELY WENT HOME, GOT THE SOUNDTRACK AND THEN BROUGHT MY HUSBAND AND MY
DAUGHTER TO IT AND WENT BACKSTAGE BOTH TIMES, SO I'M SURE I SCARED THEM ALL
WITH MY, YOU KNOW, ENTHUSIASM. >> Jimmy: I'M BACK HI, GUYS
>> HEY, GUYS >> Jimmy: I MEAN, WHAT AN EMOTIONAL PLAY
I FELT BAD GOING BACKSTAGE -- I WENT AND SAW IT, OBVIOUSLY, 'CAUSE I JUST HEARD SO MANY
GREAT THINGS ABOUT IT. AND, GOSH, BEN PLATT -- THE WHOLE CAST WAS AMAZING
THE SONGS WERE GREAT, AND JUST, GOSH, HE IS JUST CRYING, AND SO MUCH EMOTION THROUGH THE WHOLE
SHOW I'M LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO GO BACKSTAGE BECAUSE HE'S GOT TO
BE EXHAUSTED LAST THING HE WANTS TO DO TAKE A SELFIE WITH SOME IDIOT WHO
HOSTS A TALK SHOW. IT'S LIKE, "HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
CAN I TAKE A PICTURE?" >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: DIDN'T I WORK ENOUGH
FOR YOU, JIMMY WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? [ LAUGHTER ]
I JUST ACTED FOR TWO HOURS, BUD. >> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I WANTED TO GO BACKSTAGE AND GIVE HIM A HUG >> I KNOW, SO MANY -- I MEAN,
WORKING WITH HIM AND SEEING THAT UP CLOSE, I MEAN I HAD MORE THAN A FRONT ROW SEAT TO
THE BRILLIANT BEN PLATT, AND I WAS A DISASTER LIKE FOR WEEKS ON END I FELT --
JUST CRYING ON SET CONSTANTLY AND -- WHEN THE CAMERA WASN'T ON ME.
LIKE JUST LITERALLY EVERY TIME HE WOULD OPEN HIS MOUTH AND START SINGING, I'M SURE HE'S
LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SAVE IT IT'S OKAY.
>> Jimmy: NO, HE JUST DOES IT TO YOU I DID HEAR THOSE STORIES THAT
ON SET, LIKE -- BECAUSE I GUESS THE CREW DIDN'T REALLY KNOW THE PLAY, DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY
WERE GETTING INTO. SO THEY'RE JUST LIKE HOLDING THE BOOM AND WATCHING HIM SING
AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE, OH, MY GOSH, LIKE WOW >> YES
WELL, HE SANG LIVE >> Jimmy: OH, DID HE REALLY? >> WHEN IT WAS POSSIBLE, HE
SANG LIVE ON SET, SO WHAT YOU'RE SEEING IN THE MOVIE IS A LIVE PERFORMANCE FROM
BEN PLATT AND IT'S AMAZING YEAH, HE'S PHENOMENAL. >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL
EVERYBODY WHO YOU PLAY IN THE MOVIE? >> YEAH, I PLAY CYNTHIA MURPHY
WHO IS CONNOR'S MOM, AND SHE'S RECENTLY LOST HER SON CONNOR AND SORT OF HER MISTAKING THAT
THE LETTER WAS WRITTEN FOR EVAN, SORT OF STARTS THE WHOLE STORY ROLLING.
AND SO SHE KIND OF GETS TO KNOW EVAN AND HE REALLY HELPS HER HEAL
>> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S AMY ADAMS AND BEN PLATT
IN "DEAR EVAN HANSEN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
WEAR THIS TO THE MEMORIAL. FOR YOUR SPEECH. >> OH, I'M NOT -- I --
I WASN'T -- I'M NOT SPEAKING >> WHY NOT >> WELL, I -- I JUST DON'T
THINK -- I MEAN, MOST PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M NOT THAT COOL OF A PERSON.
SO NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR FROM ME >> WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT MOST
PEOPLE THINK, IT SOUNDS LIKE MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW YOU VERY WELL
THEY DIDN'T KNOW CONNOR EITHER THEY NEVER BOTHERED. >> Jimmy: AH
AMY ADAMS, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "DEAR EVAN HANSEN" OPENS IN
THEATERS SEPTEMBER 24th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BILLY CRUDUP
STICK AROUND AMY, THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN. >> THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN
EMMY AND TONY-WINNING ACTOR. HE STARS IN "THE MORNING SHOW," WHICH RETURNS FOR A NEW SEASON
TOMORROW ON APPLE TV PLUS. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME BILLY CRUDUP
* *
>> Jimmy: BILLY -- BILLY, IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE
SHOW, I APPRECIATE THIS. >> JIMMY, I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE
THIS IS THE MOST IMMERSIVE ZOOM I'VE BEEN A PART OF. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT FEELS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE REALLY THERE >> Jimmy: THESE ARE REAL
PEOPLE >> ALL OF THIS STUFF >> Jimmy: THIS IS ALL REAL
YEAH, WE'RE HAPPENING. >> THIS IS INCREDIBLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: I ALWAYS LOVE TALKING TO YOU, AND I WAS TALKING TO YOU BACKSTAGE AND YOU SAID THAT
YOU HAD SOME DENTAL WORK >> THERE WAS -- I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY -- WELL, I GUESS
EVERYBODY HAS EXPERIENCED THE LAST YEAR OR TWO YEARS DIFFERENTLY.
I'VE EXPERIENCED A LITTLE STRESS DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME
AND APPARENTLY, THE WAY THAT I'VE GONE ABOUT MANAGING THAT STRESS IS TRYING TO GRIND MY
TEETH INTO POWDER AT NIGHT AND SO, I GO TO THE DENTIST AND MY DENTIST SAYS, SHE SAYS,
"WELL, I THINK THERE'S -- MAYBE A LITTLE SOMETHING GOING ON DOWN THERE."
WHICH DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A VERY TECHNICAL THING TO ME. SO I THOUGHT, WELL, THERE IS,
YEAH IT'S MY TEETH. AND SHE SAYS, "NO, NO, THE BONE
RIGHT THERE. I SEE A LITTLE BIT OF A SHADOW."
SO I SAID, "OKAY, WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THAT? LIKE MAYBE TAKE A DIFFERENT
PICTURE OR TOUCH UP THE PICTURE? >> Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE THE
SHADOW WILL GO AWAY. >> YOU TOUCH IT UP, YOU GOT PHOTOSHOP, ANY OF THAT STUFF
WILL WORK. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH
>> SHE DOESN'T HAVE PHOTOSHOP SO SHE SENDS ME TO HER BROTHER, IT'S A FAMILY DENTISTRY
PRACTICE, RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER BY THE WAY, IF YOU NEED A REFERRAL, I'LL STAY
AFTERWARDS [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
WALKING DISTANCE FROOM HERE. >> Jimmy: WE'RE DOING A PODCAST AFTERWARDS TALKING ABOUT -
>> AND THE GUY LOOKED AT THE PHOTO WITH THE LITTLE SHADOW AND HE SAYS, "I THINK THERE MAY
HAVE TO BE AN EXTRACTION." NOW, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT WORD AT THE DENTIST
>> Jimmy: AN EXTRACTION. >> AN EXTRACTION >> Jimmy: I THINK THE WORST
I'VE DONE IS ROOT CANAL. >> YEAH, I'VE DONE A ROOT -- AND THIS TOOTH ALREADY HAD A
A ROOT CANAL ON IT SO -- IT WAS DEEP TERRITORY. >> Jimmy: SO, AN EXTRACTION.
>> BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD THE WORD EXTRACTION -- WELL, I -- PERHAPS WHEN I DID THE MOVIE
"CHARLOTTE GRAY. I'M DOING A PLUG FOR ALL MY FILMS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUT ON BLURAY, RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> CATE BLANCHETT. THAT'S RIGHT SHE WAS AT -
>> Jimmy: THE CRITERION COLLECTION IS COMING OUT [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE BEEN EXTRACTED FROM FRANCE AND OCCUPY FRANCE.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT >> NO, THAT WAS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
SO HE SAYS, "YOU'RE GOING TO NEED AN EXTRACTION." AND I SAID, "ALL RIGHT, WELL,
CAN WE DO THAT NEXT WEEK?" AND HE SAID, "SURE." I COME IN AND HE STARTS TO NUMB
ME UP AND HE -- I WAS LIKE, "HOW MANY NEEDLES YOU GOT OVER THERE, BOSS?
LIKE, IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT. HE GOES, "WELL, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL YOUR TOOTH OUT AND
THEN SCRAPE OUT ANY INFECTED BONE, SO I'M GOING TO NUMB YOU UP FOR ABOUT NINE HOURS.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS AND IN ORDER TO NUMB YOU UP FOR NINE HOURS, IT COULD TAKE ABOUT
45 MINUTES FOR ME TO STICK NEEDLES IN THERE TO SHOOT YOUR FACE FULL OF WHAT DO THEY --
NOVOCAIN >> Jimmy: SURE >> NOVOCAIN.
SO I SAID, "ALL RIGHT. WELL, THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY, I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOU OUT.
HE DIDN'T SAY I'LL KNOCK YOU HE SAID, "WOULD YOU LIKE A A LITTLE NITROUS OXIDE?"
AND I SAID, "WELL, I HAVE NEVER HAD NITROUS OXIDE. AND HE SAID, "OKAY, IT'S FINE.
YOU JUST PUT THIS THING ON YOUR NOSE, BREATHE INTO IT AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL
SOME PEOPLE FEEL A LITTLE CLAUSTROPHOBIC, HE SAYS. >> Jimmy: NEVER HAD NITROUS?
>> NEVER HAD NITROUS OXIDE BEFORE BIG MISTAKE, ERROR ON JUDGMENT
IN MY PART IN LIFE [ LAUGHTER ] SO HE PULLS OUT THIS
CONTRAPTION, PUTS IT ON MY THING, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT LIKE THE BANE MASK BUT IT'S ON YOUR
NOSE LIKE IT'S THE WORST D.C. VILLAIN EVERYWHERE
IT'S LIKE, "BATMAN, IT IS MY TIME." [ LAUGHTER ]
BANE KNOWS, HE'S LIKE "BATMAN, IT'S MY TIME." SO I GET THIS THING ON MY NOSE
AND HE GOES, "DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING?" AND I GO, "NO.
AND HE GOES, ALL RIGHT AND I SEE HIM TURN THE LITTLE KNOB AND HE GOES, "ALL RIGHT,
TAKE A SLOW, DEEP BREATH IN. AND I'M LIKE - AND HE GOES, "DO YOU FEEL
ANYTHING?" AND I'M LIKE -- WELL, THIS SWEET CARIBBEAN AIR.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ON VACATION,
BUDDY. >> I'M LIKE, IS THAT A STEEL DRUM I HEAR IN THE BACKGROUND?
LET'S GET A PINA COLADA AND GET THIS PARTY STARTED >> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU LIKE
>> I WAS CHATTY. SO HE AND I TALKED A LOT BECAUSE IT TOOK THE 45 MINUTES
TO GET MY MOUTH ALL NUMB, AND I LEARNED THAT HE WAS A WRESTLER IN COLLEGE
[ LAUGHTER ] WHICH I ACTUALLY TOOK GREAT COMFORT IN BECAUSE I WRESTLED
IN HIGH SCHOOL AND IT WAS REALLY HARD SO I THOUGHT IF YOU DID IT IN COLLEGE, YOU MUST BE
ACCOMPLISHED IT CAME IN HANDY 45 MINUTES LATER WHEN HE'S GOT HIS FOOT ON
MY CHEST TRYING TO RIP OUT MY TOOTH. THE FUNNY THING, THIS IS THE
FUNNY THING ABOUT GETTING A TOOTH OUT. WELL, WITH ME ANYWAY
MINE DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN IN THERE 48 YEARS OR HOWEVER LONG
IT WAS STUBBORN AND I GOT TO SEE HIM TRYING TO WORK ON IT, AND I'M ON THE NITROUS, SO
EVERYTHING IS FUN, YOU KNOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M LIKE, YOU'RE HAVING
TROUBLE, AREN'T YOU NOW? SUCKA. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND HE'S LIKE, NO, YOU'RE THE - [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE'S LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN IT HE SHOULD HAVE JUST TURNED OFF
THE NITROUS AT THAT POINT. SO HE PULLS IT OUT AND THAT WAS NOT THE END OF THE PROCEDURE
>> Jimmy: NO >> OKAY. IT TURNED OUT WHEN THEY PULL IT
OUT, YOUR WHOLE LIKE SKULL, THAT'S A RESONANT CHAMBER, SO YOU DON'T JUST FEEL IT BUT YOU
HEAR SO YOU HEAR -- [ AUDIENCE GROANS
ANY OF THE VOCALISTS OVER THERE, THEY KNOW YOUR SKULL IS A RESONANT CHAMBER
SO I HAVE THAT REVERBERATING THROUGH MY EARS WHILE HE STARTS THEN DRILLING WITH HIS HANDS
>> Jimmy: WHOO >> SO I'M NOW A BIONIC MAN I'VE GOT A METAL -- I'LL SHOW
THE CAMERA RIGHT OVER HERE ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ AUDIENCE GROANS
>> Jimmy: WOW. WAIT WHAT IS THAT
>> THAT'S A TITANIUM IMPLANT AT THE MOMENT OH, YOU MEAN -- YOU MEAN BEHIND
THAT THAT'S A GOLD TOOTH, JIMMY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GOLD TEETH?
>> Jimmy: WOW. DUDE, YOU ARE LIKE YOU'RE LIKE JOHNNY DEPP.
YOU'RE LIKE "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. >> GET YOURSELF A GOLD TOOTH
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> THIS WILL STAY IN HERE BECAUSE ALSO, THEY HAVE TO DO
A BONE GRAFT WHERE DOES IT COME FROM, THAT'S MY QUESTION.
>> Jimmy: BONE GRAFT MATERIAL? >> YEAH, I GOT IT IN MY JAW NOW, AND IT ONLY OCCURRED TO ME
AFTERWARDS THAT I'VE GOT SOMEBODY ELSE'S BONE IN MY JAW NOW.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> YEAH, LIKE, COULD IT BE ANIMAL OR --
>> Jimmy: IT COULD BE. >> YEAH, WELL, SO ANYWAY, I GOT TO GO BACK TO HIM.
HE'S GOING TO PULL OUT THAT PART OF IT THAT'S EXACTLY THE LOOK I HAD
ON MY FACE >> Jimmy: I HAD A BONE GRAFT OF A --
>> SO, WHAT KIND OF BONE >> Jimmy: LIKE A PIT BULL. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE WHO KNOWS BETTER. >> Jimmy: NO, IT REALLY IS
>> IT WAS A PIT BULL WE GOT A PIT BULL? >> Jimmy: RUFF
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, I'M JUST KIDDING [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HOOK, LINE AND SINKER RIGHT THERE, BUDDY HOOK, LINE AND SINKER.
[ LAUGHTER ] HOOK, LINE AND SINKER, BUDDY HEY, YOU WON THE EMMY LAST
YEAR CONGRATULATIONS, BY THE WAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I WOULD GIVE YOU EVERY AWARD IF I COULD. >> NO NEED TO MENTION IT
I FEEL PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT'S WHAT MOST OF US WILL REMEMBER 2024.
>> Jimmy: THIS IS -- YOU DID WIN THE EMMY YOU ARE PHENOMENAL IN THIS AND
I LOVE THE WHOLE SHOW. >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I LOVE THE WHOLE PLOT
OF IT. I LOVE THE WHOLE STORY LINE OF IT, BUT WHEN YOU CAME ON, YOU
JUST -- YOUR ACTING IS SO GOOD, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN READING LINES, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE
MAKING THESE LINES UP. I GO, DID HE WRITE THIS? I MEAN, YOU'RE PHENOMENAL.
>> IT'S THE CRAZIEST PART I EVER READ. IT WAS SO EXCITING AND I FEEL
SO GRATEFUL TO KERRY EHRIN AND MIMI LEDER AND JEN AND REESE AND EVERYBODY WHO ALLOWED ME TO
DO IT. IT WAS A REALLY ONCE IN A LIFETIME -- I'M OLD ENOUGH TO
KNOW HOW LUCKY I AM WHEN YOU GET A PART LIKE THAT AND I KNEW I WAS --
I DO MY BEST NOT TO SCREW IT UP >> Jimmy: YOU ARE SO GOOD.
I LOVE THE -- MY FAVORITE SCENE WAS YOU AND ALEX, JENNIFER ANISTON SINGING -
NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU - >> BECAUSE YOU'RE SONG AND DANCE MAN YOURSELF, AREN'T YA?
>> Jimmy: WHEN I'M AROUND -- IT WAS JUST GOOD AND, JUST, I LOVED IT, MAN, YOU'RE GREAT.
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN SEASON TWO >> WELL, SEASON TWO, I THINK BASICALLY, WE STARTED TO SHOOT,
AND THEN, WE HAD TO SHUT DOWN BECAUSE WE STARTED SHOOTING IN FEBRUARY OUT IN LOS ANGELES.
>> Jimmy: OH, WOW. >> AND THEN, THINGS GOT PRETTY SERIOUS, AND SO, THEY SHUT DOWN
PRODUCTION I FLEW BACK TO NEW YORK. AND THEY REWROTE THE ENTIRE
SEASON TO TRY TO, YOU KNOW, WRITE ABOUT WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN REAL TIME
AND THE SEASON TAKES PLACE RIGHT AFTER ALEX AND BRADLEY HAVE DISRUPTED THE NETWORK AND
SAID WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. WE NEED A CHANGE IN THE POWER STRUCTURE, AND SO, SEASON TWO
IS ABOUT HOW THEY PUT THE PIECES BACK TOGETHER DURING A PANDEMIC
>> Jimmy: YEP. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S BILLY CRUDUP IN THE NEW
SEASON OF "THE MORNING SHOW. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
AND IT HAS NO PLACE ON OUR NETWORK. >> THIS REALLY IS THE LAND THAT
TIME FORGOT. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I DID MY BEST BUT I CANNOT DRAG YOU IDIOTS
KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO THE 21st CENTURY YOU'RE JUST SO CAUGHT UP IN
RULING OVER YOUR ROTTEN LITTLE FIEFDOM THAT YOU DON'T EVEN SEE THE WORLD THAT IS SPROUTED UP
ALL AROUND YOU WELL, ENJOY BROADCASTING YOUR CAVE PAINTINGS TO THE LAST
REMAINING SAVAGES WHO ARE STILL WATCHING OVER THE AIR BROADCASTING
THE REST OF THE WORLD, THEY'VE MOVED TO THE CLOUD AND IT IS [ BLEEP ] GORGEOUS UP THERE.
>> CORY, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE HAVE A TELEVISION NETWORK WE NEED TO FIX.
>> WELL GET OUT THAT SUPERGLUE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
BILLY CRUDUP, EVERYBODY. THE NEW SEASON OF "THE MORNING SHOW" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON
APPLE TV PLUS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM THE NEW
MUSICAL "SIX." STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: WE ARE SO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS MAKING THEIR NATIONAL TV DEBUT, HERE TO PERFORM "EX-WIVES," THE
CAST OF "SIX."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * DIVORCE BEHEADED
DIED * * * DIVORCE
BEHEADED SURVIVED * *
* AND TONIGHT WE AR LIVE LISTEN U
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY * * A STORY THAT YOU THIN YOU'VE HEARD BEFOR
WE KNOW YOU KNOW OUR NAMES AND OUR FAME AND OUR FACES * * KNOW ALL ABOUT THE GLORIE
AND THE DISGRACE I'M DONE 'CAUS ALL THIS TIME *
* I'VE BEEN JUST ONE WORD IN A STUPID RHYM SO I PICKED UP A
PEN AND A MICROPHONE * * HISTORY'S ABOUT TO GE OVERTHROWN *
* DIVORCE BEHEADED DIED *
* * DIVORCE BEHEADED
SURVIVED * * * BUT JUST FOR YOU TONIGH
WE'RE DIVORCED BEHEADE LIVE * * WELCOME TO THE SHOW
TO THE HISTORY MIX SWITCHING UP THE FLO AS WE ADD THE PREFIX *
* EVERYBODY KNOWS THA WE USED TO BE SIX WIVE RAISING UP THE ROO
TILL WE HIT THE CEILING * * GET READY FOR THE TRUTH THAT WE'LL BE REVEALIN
EVERYBODY KNOW THAT WE USED TO BE * * SIX WIVES
BUT NOW WE'R EX-WIVES * >> "TONIGHT SHOW," MAKE SOME
NOISE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* DIVORCE MY NAME IS CATHERINE OF ARAGO
WAS MARRIED 24 YEARS * * I'M A PARAGON OF ROYALTY MY LOYALT
IS TO THE VATICA SO IF YOU TRY TO DUMP ME * * YOU WON'T TRY THAT AGAI
BEHEADED I'M THAT BOLEYN GIRL * * AND I'M UP NEXT SEE
I BROKE ENGLAN FROM THE CHURC YEAH I'M THAT SEXY *
* WHY DID I LOSE MY HEA WELL MY SLEEVE MAY BE GREEN
BUT MY LIPSTICK'S RED * * DIE JANE SEYMOUR
THE ONLY ONE HE TRULY LOVE RUDE WHEN MY SON WAS NEWLY BORN *
* I DIED BUT I'M NO WHAT I SEEM OR AM STICK AROUND AND YOU'L
SUDDENLY SEE MORE * * DIVORCE ICH BIN ANNA OF CLEVES
JA WHEN HE SAW MY PORTRAIT * * HE WAS LIKE
JA BUT I DIDN'T LOOK AS GOO AS I DID IN MY PIC *
* FUNNY HOW WE AL DISCUSS THAT BUT NEVER HENRY'S LITTLE
PRICK UP YOUR EARS * * I'M THE KATHERINE WHO LOST HER HEA
BEHEADED FOR MY PROMISCUITY * * OUTSIDE OF WE
LOCK UP YOUR HUSBAND LOCK UP YOUR SON K HOWARD IS HERE *
* AND THE FUN'S BEGUN SURVIVED FIVE DOW
I'M THE FINAL WIFE * * I SAW HIM TO THE EN OF HIS LIF
I'M THE SURVIVOR CATHERINE PARR * * I BET YOU WANNA KNO
HOW I GOT THIS FAR I SAID I BET YOU WANNA KNOW *
* HOW I GOT THIS FA DO YOU WANNA KNO HOW WE GOT THIS FA
THEN WELCOME TO THE SHOW * * TO THE HISTORY MI SWITCHING UP THE FLO
AS WE ADD THE PREFIX EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT * * WE USED TO BE SIX WIVES
TURN THE BEAT UP GET THIS PARTY BUZZING YOU WANT A QUEEN BEE *
* WELL THERE'S HALF A DOZEN EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE SIX WIVE
BUT NOW WE'RE * * ONE TW
THRE FOUR * * FIV
SIX * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON, NOW COME ON, NOW ABSOLUTELY
I CAN'T STAND UP MORE THAN WE'RE STANDING RIGHT NOW "SIX"!
THE CAST OF "SIX"! GO SEE IT ON BROADWAY STARTING TOMORROW AT THE BROOKS ATKINSON
THEATRE. FOR TICKETS GO TO SIXONBROADWAY.COM.
MY THANKS TO AMY ADAMS, BILLY CRUDUP, THE CAST OF "SIX."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *