1 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:13,780 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:20,220 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:23,957 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KENDALL JENNER 4 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:29,963 ANTONI POROWSKI. MUSICAL PERFORMANCE FROM "TINA: THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL. 5 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:35,301 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1514 6 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:39,105 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:41,741 --> 00:01:03,863 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:06,900 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AN AUDIENCE RIGHT THERE. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 9 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:10,203 WELCOME! I LOVE YOU THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD. 10 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:13,373 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WELCOME, EVERYBODY. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF. 11 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:16,543 WELCOME. AND THANK YOU FOR WATCHING "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY 12 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:22,315 HERE WE ARE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 13 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:25,518 WELL, GUYS, TODAY CALIFORNIA VOTED ON WHETHER OR NOT TO RECALL THEIR GOVERNOR, 14 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:30,290 GAVIN NEWSOM NEWSOM WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN'T JUST GET RID OF YOUR GOVERNOR. 15 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,259 THAT'S CRAZY." [ LAUGHTER ] THEN NEW YORKERS WERE LIKE, 16 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:37,964 "IT'S NOT AS CRAZY AS YOU THINK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 17 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:43,536 CLICK THE LINK, YEAH THE RECALL COMES AFTER MAJOR CRITICISM OF NEWSOM'S HANDLING 18 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:47,574 OF THE PANDEMIC. MEANWHILE, FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS IS GOING, "WE 19 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:51,611 DON'T HAVE RECALLS HERE, DO WE [ LAUGHTER ] WE DON'T 20 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:55,348 WHOO!" AS OF RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE GAVIN NEWSOM WILL REMAIN 21 00:01:55,348 --> 00:02:01,888 GOVERNOR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEWSOM SPENT THE DAY THANKING 22 00:02:01,888 --> 00:02:04,958 HIS STAFF AND SUPPORTERS AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WELL, YOU SHOULD REALLY THANK 23 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,227 DWAYNE JOHNSON FOR NOT RUNNING AGAINST YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:12,399 BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU, BUT WE WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM." NEWSOM'S MAIN OPPONENT WAS A 25 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:16,636 A CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOW HOST NAMED LARRY ELDER. AND I THINK HE KNEW THAT HE WAS 26 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:21,474 IN TROUBLE BECAUSE LAST NIGHT, AND THIS IS TRUE, ELDER ACTUALLY POSTED ON HIS WEBSITE 27 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:25,278 ASKING SUPPORTERS TO REPORT FRAUD THAT RESULTED IN NEWSOM WINNING. 28 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:28,448 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS BEFORE PEOPLE STARTED VOTING 29 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:31,751 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NOTHING SAYS 30 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:34,688 CONFIDENCE LIKE THROWING IN THE TOWEL BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO THE RING 31 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:39,492 YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE WRONG CALL ON THIS." 32 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:42,228 BASICALLY LARRY ELDER IS THE FRIEND WHO UNPLUGS A NINTENDO RIGHT BEFORE YOU BEAT HIM IN 33 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:46,499 MARIO KART "TECHNICALLY IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A WIN." 34 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:50,103 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP ALSO WEIGHED IN BY 35 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:54,107 RELEASING STATEMENT AFTER STATEMENT CLAIMING THAT THE RECALL ELECTION IN CALIFORNIA 36 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:58,511 WOULD BE RIGGED. [ LAUGHTER ] WITHOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, TRUMP IS 37 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,481 DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO GET THE MESSAGE OUT. HE EVEN WORE IT ON A DRESS TO 38 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:05,285 LAST NIGHT'S MET GALA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 39 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:13,159 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE -- A A NIGHT OUT LIKE THAT. SOME NEWS FROM RUSSIA. 40 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:17,964 VLADIMIR PUTIN IS NOW SELF-ISOLATING AFTER SEVERAL MEMBERS OF HIS INNER CIRCLE 41 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:24,070 TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID. IT'S WEIRD, I BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME PUTIN HAS EVER 42 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:29,342 MADE HIMSELF DISAPPEAR [ LAUGHTER ] RUSSIA IS A LITTLE STRANGE 43 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:32,512 IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL SO GOOD AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEW, IT'S ONLY COVID." 44 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:40,920 [ LAUGHTER ] I HAD TEA WITH PUTIN THE OTHER DAY AND I THOUGHT -- 45 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,790 YOU CAN TELL PUTIN IS NERVOUS ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE KREMLIN JUST RELEASED A PHOTO OF HIM 46 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:47,927 STEALING DEWORMER PILLS FROM HIS HORSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:55,101 "SPIT OUT. SPIT OUT." WELL, LAST NIGHT THE MET GALA 48 00:03:55,101 --> 00:04:01,708 WAS HELD HERE IN NEW YORK CITY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 49 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:07,380 AND THERE WAS SOME WILD LOOKS. ONE OF MY FAVORITES WAS KIM KARDASHIAN WHO SHOWED UP 50 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,216 WEARING THIS FULL BODY BLACK SHROUD LOOK AT THIS 51 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:12,852 YEAH, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A A MASSIVE CELEBRITY WHEN YOU SHOW UP IN THAT AND PEOPLE ARE 52 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:17,557 LIKE, "OH, IT'S KIM KARDASHIAN." [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:21,828 MEANWHILE, RAPPER NICKI MINAJ MADE HEADLINES LAST NIGHT WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WOULDN'T 54 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:26,399 GET VACCINATED FOR THE EVENT BUT HER REASONING FOR NOT GETTING THE SHOT WAS PRETTY 55 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:27,367 STRANGE. LISTEN TO THIS 56 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:36,910 HER COUSIN'S FRIEND, AND SHE PUT THIS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, SHE HAS 22 MILLION FOLLOWERS 57 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:40,180 SHE SAID, "HE HAS SWOLLEN TESTICLES AFTER TAKING THE VACCINE. 58 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:48,922 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DOES THAT GUY KNOW -- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE SHOT 59 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:53,393 IN YOUR ARM. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL SEND HER A TEXT LATER 60 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:58,765 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: SHE DIDN'T GO TO THE MET BALL 61 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:07,941 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TOO CLOSE. GUYS LISTEN TO THIS. 62 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:13,847 FIREBALL IS RELEASING THEIR OWN KEGS THAT CONTAIN FIVE LITERS OF WHISKEY CALLED FIREKEGS 63 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:18,318 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, NO [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 64 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,921 >> Jimmy: I'M ACTUALLY RELIEVED BECAUSE WHEN I SAW FIREBALL TRENDING I THOUGHT SOMETHING 65 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:29,162 ELSE HAPPENED TO NICKI MINAJ'S COUSIN'S FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ] 66 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,866 GET THIS, I READ ABOUT A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS WHO ARE TRYING TO BRING BACK THE LONG EXTINCT 67 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:37,570 WOOLLY MAMMOTH HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. THE WOOLLY MAMMOTH WILL COME 68 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,073 BACK, AND IMMEDIATELY START DOING SPONSORED POSTS FOR GILLETTE 69 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:44,678 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, AFTER THEY BRING BACK A A BEAST FROM THE ICE AGE 70 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:51,217 THEY'RE GONNA WORK ON BRINGING BACK ICE [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:58,324 BRING BACK ICE AND FINALLY A COMPANY IN BERLIN, YOU GUYS LIKE ICE? 72 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:05,231 [ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER ICE FINALLY, A COMPANY IN BERLIN 73 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:10,570 JUST SECURED $50 MILLION IN FUNDING TO EXPAND THEIR LAB GROWN CHEESE BUSINESS. 74 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:14,407 MEANWHILE, IN AMERICA WE'VE HAD LAB GROWN CHEESE FOR YEARS IT'S CALLED VELVEETA 75 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,443 HEY, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS 76 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:29,055 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 77 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:37,697 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 78 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:41,835 SHE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SUPERMODELS IN THE WORLD, AND SHE'S GOT A NEW TEQUILA CALLED 79 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:46,539 818 AVAILABLE NOW. KENDALL JENNER IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 80 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:52,445 OW >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: PLUS, HIS NEW 81 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:57,150 COOKBOOK, "ANTONI: LET'S DO DINNER" IS OUT TODAY ANTONI POROWSKI IS HERE. 82 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:04,357 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANTONI POROWSKI. OW 83 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:08,528 I LOVE THIS DUDE AND IT'S BROADWAY WEEK HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 84 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:11,464 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BROADWAY COMING BACK IT IS BACK 85 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,634 AND EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK WE'VE HAVE IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCES FROM SOME OF THE BIGGEST SHOWS 86 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:19,439 ON BROADWAY. WE LOVE BROADWAY SO MUCH TONIGHT, WE HAVE TONY NOMINEE 87 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:24,377 ADRIENNE WARREN FROM "TINA: THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 88 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:31,251 GET READY. TONIGHT. I WAS AT THE MET GALA LAST 89 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,219 NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS -- 90 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:36,489 I WAS INVITED. THANK YOU. I WAS TABLE 22 91 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:40,060 THIS IS MY TABLE CARD, JUST SAYING THIS IS THE PROOF I WAS THERE. 92 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,962 TABLE 22 WAS -- THIS WAS THE PARTY TABLE. >> Steve: WOW. 93 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:47,100 >> Jimmy: I WAS AT - >> Steve: WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU? 94 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:52,472 >> Jimmy: MY CORNER OF THE TABLE WAS PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 95 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:57,077 AMANDLA STENBERG LITTLE UZI VERT. [ CHEERS ] 96 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:03,049 VERY FUNNY BY THE WAY. HE'S A TRICKSTER, THAT GUY BUT IT WAS AMAZING 97 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:10,056 SERENA WILLIAMS WAS BY ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUST SAW EVERY SINGLE PERSON 98 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:13,460 AND ERYKAH BADU WAS THERE AT MY TABLE. [ CHEERS ] 99 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,930 AND, YEAH, SO WE WENT, I GOT VERY -- I WAS AT THOM BROWNE'S TABLE. 100 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:21,868 THOM BROWNE, AMAZING DESIGNER, I LOVE THAT GUY. AND VERY LUCKY TO -- HERE'S ME 101 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:24,270 IN THE THOM BROWNE TUX IT WAS INSANE. >> Steve: OOH-LA-LA. 102 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:32,145 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THEY -- HE TOOK CARE OF ME AND THEY -- IT'S 103 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:36,750 EXTRA COVID SAFE IT WAS LIKE FOUR -- I HAD TO DO THIS GIANT APP WHERE THEY 104 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:40,453 SCANNED MY FACE, AND HAD TO RE-SCAN MY FACE. AND THEN HAD TO TAKE A SELFIE 105 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,623 TO PROVE THAT MY FACE WAS SCANNING MY FACE BUT IT WAS GOOD. 106 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:50,530 I FELT SAFE. AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, I WAS LEAVING, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE IS 107 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:55,435 GOING HOME AND I GO, "YEAH." AND THERE'S LIKE THESE BARRIERS OF BUSHES AND STUFF SO THAT, 108 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,971 YOU KNOW, EVERYONE STAYS IN LINE AND THERE WAS FANS, KIND OF, 109 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:04,611 ACROSS THE STREET TAKING PHOTOS AND STUFF. AND I JUMPED OVER ONE OF THE 110 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:09,115 FENCES JUST TO - [ LAUGHTER ] TO GO SAY, "HI," TO THE FANS 111 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:12,919 ACROSS THE STREET. SO I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I GOT OVER THERE 112 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:17,023 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: GET SOME ICE >> Jimmy: I WAS SITTING 113 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:24,397 THERE -- SO I'M AT THE TABLE I'M TALKING TO PETE DAVIDSON, AND WE'RE TALKING, AND HE GOES, 114 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,134 THEY GO, "PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS, THE ENTERTAINMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN." 115 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:31,838 I GO, "OKAY, GREAT." AND IT COULD BE ANYTHING, SOMETIMES IT'S A CIRCUS. 116 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:35,775 WHO KNOWS WHAT IS IT IS. SOMETIMES IT'S A SINGER, WHATEVER 117 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:39,279 AND THEY GO, "PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS, THE ENTERTAINMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN." 118 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:45,385 AND PETE GOES, "I GOT TO GO THE BATHROOM." YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T DO IT NOW 119 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,787 SAID THE ENTERTAINMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN HE GOES, "YEAH, I GOT TO GO, 120 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:53,259 MAN. I GO, "I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD I WOULD STAY HERE. 121 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,229 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WAIT TO THE END OF THE ENTERTAINMENT. 122 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,932 HE GOES, "I'M JUST GOING TO DO IT NOW BECAUSE THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO ANNOUNCE IT AGAIN." 123 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,668 SO I GO, "ALL RIGHT GO FOR IT. SO HE GETS UP AND LEAVES, HE WAS -- YOU KNOW, HE WAS 124 00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:10,310 FASHIONABLE AND LOOKED GREAT HE LEAVES. I GO, "ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER." 125 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:16,016 AS HE LEAVES MAYBE 30 SECONDS LATER I HEAR - * 126 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,717 A MARCHING BAND COMES THROUGH THE EXIT THAT HE WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND THERE'S 127 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:23,857 PETE DAVIDSON STANDING THERE 6'8" WITH LIKE WHITE HAIR GOING -- 128 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:31,297 [ LAUGHTER ] MIDDLE OF A MARCHING BAND. OH, MY GOD 129 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,933 THE ULTIMATE BUST OF ALL TIME. HE GOES, "WELL, I GUESS THAT WAS A BAD IDEA." 130 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:37,871 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I WANT TO THANK ANNA WINTOUR 131 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:42,008 I WANT TO THANK THOM BROWNE FOR INVITING ME AND HAVING ME. IT WAS A BIG NIGHT FOR ME, AND 132 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:45,078 IT WAS A BIG NIGHT FOR NEW YORK I LOVED IT 133 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:50,116 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LIKE I SAID EARLIER EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT TODAY'S RECALL 134 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:54,054 ELECTION IN CALIFORNIA THERE ARE A LOT OF CANDIDATES TRYING TO REPLACE GOVERNORER 135 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,991 GAVIN NEWSOM SO WE WANTED TO BREAK IT ALL DOWN FOR YOU. IT'S TIME FOR "FAST STATS. 136 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,391 IT'S TIME FOR "FAST STATS. HERE WE GO 137 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:04,097 FAST STATS * 138 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:07,934 >> Jimmy: WE HAVE LARRY ELDER. HIS JOB -- CONSERVATIVE RADIO HOST 139 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:11,738 PARTY TRICK -- EATING AN ENTIRE APPLE IN TWO BITES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 140 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:14,808 PREVIOUS JOB -- PLAYING THE PRINCIPAL ON THE NICKELODEON SHOW WHERE HE GETS SLIMED EVERY 141 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:21,081 EPISODE. [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT, WE HAVE RHONDA FURIN 142 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:25,418 JOB -- SELF-EMPLOYED FORMER JOB -- BACKGROUND EXERCISER IN EVERY '80s WORKOUT 143 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:29,889 VIDEO. OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR A WOMAN ON "DATELINE" EPISODE WHO 144 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:36,129 DEFINITELY KILLED HER HUSBAND. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, IS KEVIN FAULCONER. 145 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,399 JOB -- FORMER MAYOR OF SAN DIEGO. WANTS TO KNOW, "WHAT'S GOING TO 146 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:43,870 GET YOU IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT OF THIS 2005 HYENDAI ELANTRA TODAY? 147 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,607 FIRST THING HE'LL DO IN THE OFFICE -- EVEN OUT HIS SPRAY TAN. 148 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:53,513 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN WE HAVE ROBERT NEWMAN JOB OF FARMER. 149 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,016 CURRENTLY FACETIMING HIS GRANDCHILDREN TOO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA 150 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:59,853 [ LAUGHTER ] LAST SEEN AS A SIGNED HEAD SHOT ON THE WALL OF AN ITALIAN 151 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:05,058 RESTAURANT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY IT'S DAVID MOORE 152 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:10,897 JOB -- TEACHER LAST PERSON HE UPSET -- HIS BARBER 153 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:14,167 CATALOG MODEL FOR -- CLIP ON TIES [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:18,538 CAMPAIGN SLOGAN -- DON'T CALL THEM COMIC BOOKS, THEY'RE GRAPHIC NOVELS 155 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,407 THIS HAS BEEN "FAST FACTS," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 156 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:28,815 [ APPLAUSE ] HEY, WE HAD SOME SHOCKING -- SOME SAD NEWS TODAY. 157 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:33,620 IT WAS TOLD US THAT NORM MacDONALD, A GREAT COMEDIAN PASSED AWAY TODAY AT 158 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:37,557 THE AGE OF 61. AND, GOSH, YOU KNOW HIM. YOU LOVE HIM 159 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:41,828 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEDIANS EVER, AND -- 160 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:45,331 GOD, WE'RE GOING TO MISS HIM HE WAS A FRIEND OF THE SHOW -- FAMILY, REALLY, TO US. 161 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:51,237 WE'VE KNOWN HIM FOREVER. I REMEMBER NORM, I WOULD DO IMPRESSIONS OF NORM IN, LIKE, 162 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:55,108 THE LATE '80s I WOULD VIDEOTAPE EVERY COMEDIAN THEY HAD ALL THESE COMEDY SHOWS 163 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,111 ON ALL THE TIME. LIKE, IT WAS ON EVERY CHANNEL, AND I WOULD KNOW EVERYONE'S 164 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:04,451 ACT. JUDY TENUTA, JANN KAREM. EVERYONE'S ACT I WOULD KNOW. 165 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:11,057 AND THIS GUY COMES ON, NORM MacDONALD, THIS GUY -- HEY, CRAZY ACCENT. 166 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:15,195 HE'S SO FUNNY, AND HE WAS SO COOL LOOKING, AND SO CONFIDENT AND HE TOLD THIS BIT ABOUT A 167 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:23,470 A WIENER DOG -- HE'S LIKE, "HEY, TRYING TO GET A DOG -- DOG MARKET 168 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,740 IT'S CRAZY DOG MARKET, REALLY EXPENSIVE TO BUY A DOG I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING 169 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,876 YOU DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] DOG MARKET, A LOT OF MONEY FOR 170 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:34,280 A DOG. PAY LIKE 500 BUCKS FOR A DOG AND I WAS THINKING, IF I WAS TO 171 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:43,089 GET A DOG, PROBABLY GET LIKE ONE BUCK, MAYBE TWO BUCKS MAX. DOG, OH, YOU'RE GOING TO GET 172 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:49,162 THIS DOG, GET A PIT BULL [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GET A PIT BULLDOG, YOU 173 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,532 KNOW, 500 BUCKS FOR A PIT BULLDOG. YOU GET A PIT BULL, TAKE CARE 174 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:59,105 OF YOUR VALUABLES. I WAS LIKE, 'I DON'T OWN ANY VALUABLES.' IF I GET A PIT BULL 175 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:04,244 PROBABLY THE MOST VALUABLE THING I'LL OWN IS A PIT BULL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 176 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,514 GET ANOTHER DOG TO TAKE CARE OF THE PIT BULL WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, YOU 177 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:12,118 KNOW, WE HAD A DOBERMAN. THAT WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS DOG. 178 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:16,589 DOBERMAN WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS DOG. IT'D RIP YOUR THROAT OUT 179 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:21,394 GET A DOBERMAN YEAH, IF I WANT A DOG I WANT A A DOG I CAN TAKE OUT THAT WON'T 180 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:28,501 MESS WITH -- IF I GET A DOG GET LIKE A WIENER DOG. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 181 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,872 A WIENER DOG WON'T RIP YOUR THROAT OUT LAYING ON THE GROUND SLEEPING 182 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:38,345 OR SOMETHING WIENER DOG COME OVER AND START NIBBLING ON YOUR THROAT. 183 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:42,816 WAKE UP, 'HEY, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU WIENER DOG [ LAUGHTER ] 184 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:47,754 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, A PIT BULL?" ANYWAYS THAT WAS ONE OF THE 185 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:51,558 BITS I MEMORIZED HIS WHOLE ACT. I LOVED HIM. 186 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:56,262 AND THEN I GOT -- OBVIOUSLY, "WEEKEND UPDATE," HE CHANGED THE WHOLE GAME 187 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,866 AND I REMEMBER JUST GETTING ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." AND I WAS IN L.A. AND I WENT TO 188 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,169 SOME HOTEL AND I'M WALKING PAST THE LOBBY, AND WHO IS HAVING BREAKFAST? 189 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:08,308 NORM MacDONALD I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." SO I GO, I'M FREAKING OUT. 190 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:13,446 HE'S ONE OF MY COMEDY IDOLS. AND I GO OVER TO HIM, I GO, "NORM --" I GO, "HI, MY NAME IS 191 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:19,352 JIMMY FALLON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE THE BEST. 192 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:24,257 AND HE WAS EATING BREAKFAST WITH BOB NEWHART, AND HE LOOKED AT ME HE GOES, "THE BEST 193 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:31,798 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS BOB NEWHART. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 194 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:35,201 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS BOB NEWHART. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE EATING 195 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:38,371 BREAKFAST WITH BOB YES, YOU ARE THE BEST. SORRY, MR.NEWHART, YOU ACTUALLY 196 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,141 ARE THE BEST, BUT NORM, YOU ARE --" BUT THAT'S SO -- HE DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TAKE THE 197 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:49,849 THING THAT HE WAS THE BEST BUT HE WAS A COMIC'S COMIC AND EVERYONE ABSOLUTELY LOVED 198 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:55,522 HIM -- TOP TO BOTTOM AND HE WILL BE MISSED. YEAH 199 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:59,092 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 200 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:14,407 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 201 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,510 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 202 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:17,544 HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 203 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:26,052 * HASHTAG HASHTAGS * 204 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:30,390 >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO 205 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:35,195 THAT TOPIC SO SINCE SO MANY COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE RETURNING TO 206 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:39,466 CAMPUS, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #MYWEIRDROOMMATE [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:44,270 I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SEND US FUNNY OR WEIRD STORIES ABOUT A A ROOMMATE YOU'VE HAD. 208 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:47,107 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG WITH US -- 209 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:50,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON TWITTER WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND 210 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:53,546 LOVE THAT. SO TONIGHT I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES 211 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,383 FROM YOU GUYS. DID YOU GUYS HAVE ANY WEIRD ROOMMATES? 212 00:16:56,383 --> 00:17:02,022 >> Steve: I HAD A ROOMMATE ONE TIME WHERE I WAS OUT -- IT WAS AFTER I GOT KICKED OUT OF MY 213 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,357 APARTMENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: AND I WENT TO SLEEP 214 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:10,263 ON FLOOR TO FLOOR TO FLOOR >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: AND SO I FINALLY GOT 215 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,099 A ROOM WITH THIS GUY AND I GO, "OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT GUY. "OKAY, GREAT, NICE TO MEET 216 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:17,504 YOU. I FORGET, YOU KNOW, HIS NAME AND GOING DOWN TO THE BARS AND 217 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:21,307 I SUDDENLY GO, "OH, MAYBE I'LL SEE THIS GUY AND I SEE A DUDE WITH GIANT 218 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,811 WAFFLE STOMPER BOOTS, LIKE, POUNDING ON SOME GUY'S HEAD. AND I GO, "OH, THAT'S MY 219 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:31,051 ROOMMATE DOWN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 220 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:37,490 >> Steve: I WILL MAKE MY BED [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAD SOME ODD 221 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,661 ROOMMATES BUT I REMEMBER ONE KID, WASN'T MY ROOMMATE, BUT I WENT INTO MY FRIEND'S DORM AND 222 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,597 HE WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MY ROOMMATE SLEEPS THIS GUY'S SO WEIRD. 223 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:48,635 AND I WALKED IN AND HE WAS ASLEEP HIS HANDS WERE LIKE THIS 224 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:53,907 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: LIKE DRACULA >> Jimmy: AND HE WAS TUCKED IN 225 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:58,278 COMPLETELY ALL AROUND, ALL AROUND HIS BODY AND HIS FEET WERE UP LIKE THIS. 226 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,748 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, HOW IS THAT EVEN - 227 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,050 >> Steve: HOW DID HE SLEEP >> Jimmy: HOW DO HE DO IT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 228 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,787 I GO -- WE DIDN'T HAVE HIDDEN CAMERAS OR ANYTHING BUT I WOULD HAVE LOVE TO SEE HOW HE -- 229 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,290 >> Steve: YOU THINK HE HAVE SOME SOIL FROM HIS HOMELAND WITH HIM SO HE DIDN'T -- 230 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,825 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED 231 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:15,028 THAT'S THE WAY HE SLEPT. I WAS LIKE, "THAT IS WEIRD, MAN. 232 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,764 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S WEIRD >> Jimmy: THIS ONE -- HERE WE 233 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,868 GO IT'S FROM @KERZDAY SHE SAYS, "MY ROOMMATE BOUGHT 234 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,138 A CERAMIC OWL LAMP THAT HAD THREE OWLS ON IT AT NIGHT, THE OWLS' EYES WOULD 235 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,208 GLOW IN THE DARK [ LAUGHTER ] SHE SAID IT HELPED HER SLEEP 236 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:35,215 KNOWING SOMETHING WAS WATCHING HER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 237 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:43,289 [ SNOORING ] MY GOSH. THIS ONE'S FROM @ELLELLJAYTOO. 238 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:47,894 SHE SAYS, "I'D HAVE TO LEAVE NOTES LIKE THIS, 'DEAR, EVAN, MY PARENTS ARE COMING TODAY. 239 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:51,064 CAN YOU PLEASE WEAR PANTS ALL DAY, THANKS.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 240 00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:57,404 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: IT'S HOT >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM 241 00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:01,675 @JOHNTHEKKU. HE SAYS, "MY ROOMMATE WOULD BEATBOX RIGHT AFTER HE SNEEZED 242 00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:06,913 LIKE A FOLLOW-UP TO THE SNEEZE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 243 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:11,384 "ACHOO --" [ BEATBOXING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:15,121 THAT IS WEIRD. >> Steve: WHY? >> Jimmy: THAT IS WEIRD. 245 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:20,694 THIS ONE IS FROM @HEJONES57. SHE SAYS, "MY COLLEGE ROOMMATE WAS NEXT LEVEL PASSIVE 246 00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:24,197 AGGRESSIVE WHEN SHE WOULD GO HOME ON THE WEEKENDS, SHE WOULD TAKE THE TV 247 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:30,537 REMOTE WITH HER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I PAY FOR CABLE, OKAY?" 248 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,373 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "NO ONE WATCHES" >> Steve: THAT'S ACTIVE 249 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:37,077 AGGRESSIVE >> Jimmy: WOW, REALLY IS YEAH 250 00:19:37,077 --> 00:19:42,449 THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @ITSTHELAWSONN SHE SAYS, "I HAD A ROOMMATE 251 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:46,152 THAT COULDN'T STAND WHEN I HAD MULTIPLE GATORADES IN THE FRIDGE SO SHE COMBINED THEM ALL 252 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:51,191 IN ONE CONTAINER AND SAID, THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 253 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,828 NOT TRUE IT'S NOT TRUE. THIS ONE IS FROM 254 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:59,599 @BELLEOFBABBLE SHE SAID, "I HAD A ROOMMATE ONCE TELL ME, 'YOU KNOW, MOST 255 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,235 PEOPLE WAKE UP WHEN SOMEONE IS WATCHING THEM SLEEP, BUT YOU DON'T.'" 256 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:10,643 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OOOH GET THE OWLS IN THERE. 257 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,612 >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T IT'S WEIRD, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WATCH YOU SLEEP. 258 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,814 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "SOMETIMES I'LL BE 259 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,951 OUTSIDE THE WINDOW AND JUST POKING IN, LOOKING AT YOU, YOU STAY RIGHT ASLEEP. 260 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,253 IT'S WEIRD." >> Jimmy: "SOMETIMES I STROKE YOUR HAIR A LITTLE BIT." 261 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,222 >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "YOU DON'T EVEN FLINCH." 262 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,090 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "I'LL SMELL YOUR SHOES WHILE YOU SLEEP. 263 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,859 YOU DON'T WAKE UP THEN." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "WEAR YOUR CLOTHES 264 00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:28,361 AND I HAVE A WIG THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,831 ANYWAYS, HAVE A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP. [ LAUGHTER ] 266 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:36,970 "LET ME TURN MY OWL LAMP OFF." [ LAUGHTER ] THIS LAST ONE IS FROM 267 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:41,908 @MATTHEWDIETZ7 HE SAYS, "MY ROOMMATE BROUGHT A SHOPPING CART UP THREE 268 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,978 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS INTO OUR APARTMENT IN CASE WE NEEDED ONE LATER. 269 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,480 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GOOD THINKING THERE YOU HAVE IT. 270 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,783 THOSE ARE YOU ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 271 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:52,819 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 272 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:57,090 KENDALL JENNER COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 273 00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:17,911 * >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL 274 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:23,717 SUPERMODELS IN THE WORLD SHE ALSO HAS A BRAND-NEW TEQUILA OUT NOW CALLED 818 275 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:24,884 TEQUILA OUT NOW CALLED 818 PLEASE WELCOME KENDALL JENNER. 276 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,786 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 277 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:43,169 * * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 278 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:48,975 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KENDALL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO OUR SHOW. 279 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,378 >> YEAH, THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, OH, MY GOSH. 280 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:54,214 >> THIS IS SO NICE >> Jimmy: YEAH, FEELS GOOD WITH AN AUDIENCE, RIGHT 281 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:57,917 >> YEAH, IT DOES >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO SOME COOL STUFF HERE 282 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,320 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I WANT TO SAY FIRST, YOUR SISTER KYLIE IS 283 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,722 EXPECTING HER SECOND CHILD >> SHE IS, SHE IS. IT'S REALLY EXCTING. 284 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,892 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU 285 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,561 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS >> SHE CALLED ME, UM, AND I 286 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:14,100 ANSWERED THE PHONE, AND SHE JUST HAD HER LITTLE SONOGRAM, LIKE A PICTURE OF HER SONOGRAM 287 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:17,504 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. I WASN'T REALLY SHOCKED 'CAUSE I LIKE FELT IT COULD HAPPEN 288 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:22,742 SOMEDAY SOON, BUT I WAS EXCITED. I WAS VERY EXCITED, AND -- IT'S 289 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:26,112 JUST A BLESSING, IT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A GOOD BABY-SITTER? 290 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:29,749 >> I'M ALL RIGHT I ALWAYS WANT TO BE LIKE THE COOL AUNT AND LIKE, LIKED I 291 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:34,120 GUESS BY ALL OF THEM SO IT'S FUN. IT'S REALLY FUN. 292 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,157 I TRY AND BE CHILL >> Jimmy: YEAH DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND HELP OUT AT 293 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:39,959 ALL? >> HE LOVES THEM HIM AND STORMI HAVE AN AMAZING 294 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,862 RELATIONSHIP [ AUDIENCE AW'S SHE HAS THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON 295 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,931 HIM AND I'M LIKE JEALOUS SOMETIMES. I'M LIKE, "STOP. 296 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,100 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, "COME ON," YEAH. >> I'M LIKE, "CAN YOU GUYS 297 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,768 NOT? >> Jimmy: "I'M THE COOL ONE. YEAH 298 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,503 >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEVIN BOOKER IS ON 299 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,006 THE PHOENIX SUNS, HE'S AMAZING, JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL. >> HE DID, YEAH. 300 00:22:53,006 --> 00:22:58,278 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S AWESOME >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU LAST NIGHT 301 00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:00,447 AT THE MET GALA. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU LOOKED 302 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,949 STUNNING >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 303 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:07,654 >> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HOLY MOLY. 304 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:13,126 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY FOR THESE 305 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:17,297 EVENTS >> THAT TOOK PROBABLY LIKE TWO HOURS. 306 00:23:17,297 --> 00:23:20,767 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH AND IT WAS LIKE CALM. >> Jimmy: YEAH 307 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,069 >> LIKE I WASN'T USUALLY -- I FEEL LIKE I'M A LITTLE MORE NERVOUS -- 308 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,573 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- MOST YEARS AND I WAS ACTUALLY REALLY JUST LIKE CALM 309 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:30,343 I TOLD MYSELF BEFORE, LIKE, "WHY STRESS YOURSELF OUT WITH UNNECESSARY NERVES, JUST LIKE 310 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:33,580 BE CHILL." >> Jimmy: YEAH I FELT SAFE WITH ALL THE COVID. 311 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,416 I THINK THEY DID A GOOD JOB. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I THOUGHT THEY DID A REALLY GOOD JOB WITH 312 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,718 EVERYTHING YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON I SAW WHEN I WALKED IN WITH MY MOM 313 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,887 >> Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I GREETED EVERYONE >> YEAH. 314 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,523 WELL, BY THE WAY - >> Jimmy: OJN THE WAY IN THEY'RE LIKE, "GET TO YOUR 315 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,158 TABLE, MR. FALLON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY MOM 316 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:47,660 DOES SHE'LL STAND AT THE TOP -- EVERY YEAR, SHE STANDS AT THE 317 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,463 TOP OF THE CARPET AND SECURITY IS LIKE, "COME ON, MA'AM YOU HAVE TO KIND OF GO INSIDE 318 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:52,799 NOW. YOU CAN'T JUST STAND HERE AND WAIT AROUND. 319 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,669 [ LAUGHTER ] ABSOLUTELY NOT, I'M STANDING HERE AND WATCHING ALL MY 320 00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,837 DAUGHTERS WALK IN. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] AND SHE'S JUST SO CUTE AND SHE 321 00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:02,208 TAKES VIDEOS OF US THE SMILE ON HER FACE IS JUST EVERYTHING 322 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,711 >> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST >> SHE'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE SEEING 323 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:07,247 HER AS WELL. YOU'RE STEPPING INTO A A DIFFERENT ROLE IN THE FASHION 324 00:24:07,247 --> 00:24:10,183 WORLD. YOU'RE THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF THIS BRAND FORWARD 325 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:14,454 >> YES >> Jimmy: HOW -- WHEN DID YOU START THAT AND WHAT DOES THAT 326 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,756 ENTAIL WHAT IS THAT >> SO, FORWARD IS A LUXURY 327 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:23,730 ONLINE RETAILER SO THEY -- YEAH, THEY SELL A BUNCH OF LIKE LUXURY BRANDS ONLINE AND I 328 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:27,467 ACTUALLY HAD MY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB THE OTHER DAY HERE IN NEW YORK AND I GOT TO LIKE GO 329 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:31,604 AROUND TO A COUPLE DESIGNERS AND PICK THINGS FOR THE WEBSITE, SO IT'S ACTUALLY 330 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:35,442 REALLY, REALLY FUN I GET TO, YOU KNOW, SHOP A A LITTLE 331 00:24:35,442 --> 00:24:37,310 >> Jimmy: YOU INFLUENCE A LOT OF PEOPLE. THERE WAS A GIANT HEADLINE 332 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:45,819 BECAUSE YOU HAD THE FASHION WORLD GOING CRAZY BECAUSE -- >> OH, NO. 333 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,487 >> Jimmy: VERY CONTROVERSIAL YOU WORE CROCS >> OH, MY GOSH 334 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,656 >> Jimmy: YOU WORE CROCS [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] 335 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:56,863 >> I - >> Jimmy: NOW THE AUDIENCE IS ON YOUR SIDE HERE. 336 00:24:56,863 --> 00:25:00,133 >> YEAH, YEAH. RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT I'VE NEVER WORN 337 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:03,737 CROCS, QUESTLOVE, SWEARS, BUY CROCS. YEAH 338 00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:05,638 >> THEY'RE GREAT I AM NOT ASHAMED WHATSOEVER. >> Jimmy: SO SOMETHING LIKE 339 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,674 THIS COULD MAYBE END UP ON FORWARD IF YOU FEEL. >> YEAH. 340 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,609 >> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> YEAH, AS FORWARD'S CREATIVE DIRECTOR, I APPROVE. 341 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,444 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> I APPROVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 342 00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:13,713 I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I APPROVE OF AND THAT IS >> OH, MY GOSH 343 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:18,184 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOO, DOGGIE. >> YES 344 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,254 >> Jimmy: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IT'S DELICIOUS. >> THANK YOU 345 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:25,392 >> Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU GET INTO THE SPIRITS BUSINESS? >> SO ACTUALLY, MY PARENTS WERE 346 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:29,863 LONGTIME LOVERS. I GREW UP HEARING ABOUT IT AROUND THE HOUSE ALL THE TIME. 347 00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:36,970 AND SO, KIND AS I'VE GOT OLDER AND, YOU KNOW, DRANK, I WAS ALWAYS A TEQUILA LOVER 348 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:41,908 IT'S ALWAYS MY GO TO DRINK AND ME AND MY FRIENDS, IT'S ALL WE DRINK. 349 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,877 AND I, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF -- WAS KIND OF THE FRIEND THAT WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO FIND NEW 350 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,645 TEQUILAS, TEQUILAS THAT NOT EVERYONE MIGHT KNOW AND JUST LOVED ALWAYS EXPERIMENTING WITH 351 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:50,750 IT YOU KNOW, I CAME INTO THIS AS A CONSUMER, AND SO, WHEN I KIND 352 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:54,487 OF DOVE INTO IT AND DID A LITTLE BIT OF RESEARCH, I FOUND THAT IT WAS PREDOMINANTLY 353 00:25:54,487 --> 00:26:00,593 A MALE DOMINATED SPACE AND THAT KIND OF COMING FROM A REALLY STRONG FEMALE FAMILY, IT JUST 354 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:06,266 DROVE ME EVEN HARDER INTO THE SPACE AND MADE ME REALLY EXCITED TO GET INTO IT 355 00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:12,305 AND THEN, EVEN DIVING EVEN FURTHER INTO IT, I FOUND THAT, YOU KNOW, NOT A LOT OF BRANDS 356 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:16,910 THAT I SAW WERE AS, YOU KNOW, FRIENDLY TO THE PLANET AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY BE SO I TOOK 357 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:21,481 THAT UPON MYSELF TO MAKE THAT A REALLY BIG PART OF US AS A A BRAND. 358 00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:23,783 >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU >> SO WE'VE ACTUALLY PARTNERED WITH ONE PERCENT FOR THE PLANET 359 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,685 TO DONATE 1% OF OUR REVENUE TO PLANET SAVING INITIATIVES, AND THEN ALONG WITH THAT -- YEAH, 360 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:29,556 IT'S COOL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALONG WITH THAT -- SORRY, THIS 361 00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:39,499 IS A MOUTHFUL. >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU 362 00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:41,134 I LIKE THAT. >> WE ACTUALLY -- AT OUR DISTILLERY, WHICH I WAS JUST AT 363 00:26:41,134 --> 00:26:43,069 THE OTHER DAY, WE FOUND A WAY TO TAKE THE AGAVE WASTE, AND THE AGAVE FIBERS IN THE 364 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,704 WATERWAYS AND BUILD THE SUSTAINABLE BRICK, BUT WE ARE ACTUALLY DONATING BACK TO THE 365 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,506 COMMUNITY OF JALISCO, SO IT'S ALONG WITH SAVING THE PLANET, IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE FRIENDLY 366 00:26:46,506 --> 00:26:57,217 TO THE COMMUNITY AS WELL [ APPLAUS ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE 367 00:26:57,217 --> 00:26:59,085 GOING TO SAY YOU'RE GOING TO TURN THEM INTO CROCS >> NO, NO. 368 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:02,589 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE DONATING THEM AND BUILDING HOMES FOR PEOPLE WHO 369 00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:05,025 NEED HOMES AND THERE'S HALF-BUILT HOSPITAL. >> Jimmy: ACTUAL BRICKS? 370 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:07,260 >> YEAH, BUT THEY'RE ALL SUSTAINABLE. THEY'RE MADE FROM THE WASTE 371 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,562 THAT COMES FROM MAKING TEQUILA >> Jimmy: CONGRATS, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU 372 00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:12,098 >> Jimmy: 818 RIGHT HERE >> YEAH. TRY IT OUT 373 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,167 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MORE WITH KENDALL JENNER WHEN WE COME 374 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:16,469 BACK, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 375 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:34,187 * >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. 376 00:27:34,187 --> 00:27:40,193 I'M HANGING OUT WITH KENDALL JENNER RIGHT HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 377 00:27:40,193 --> 00:27:44,431 NOW KENDALL, WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND THEY'VE SAID SOME THINGS OVER THE YEARS THAT 378 00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:48,101 HAVE BECOME ICONIC QUOTES. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND SO, WE WANTED TO 379 00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:51,237 PUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IN A NEW GAME CALLED "WHO SAID IT." 380 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:51,638 IT." >> PERFECT 381 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:52,672 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 382 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:57,243 * WHO SAID IT WHO SAID I YEAH * 383 00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:00,413 >> WHY AM I NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: HOW IT WORKS - HOW IT WORKS IS I'M GOING TO 384 00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:02,182 READ YOU REAL QUOTES THAT YOU -- YOUR SISTERS OR YOUR MOM KRIS HAVE SAID AND YOU HAVE TO 385 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:08,154 TELL ME WHO SAID IT. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 386 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:13,426 >> I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO BE GOOD AT THIS. >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, HERE WE GO 387 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,695 WHO SAID, "WOULD YOU STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF. YOUR SISTER IS GOING TO JAIL." 388 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:18,865 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS SO I KNOW EXACTLY WHO 389 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:22,936 THIS IS. IT WAS MY MOM. [ LAUGHTER ] 390 00:28:22,936 --> 00:28:27,507 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT 391 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:28,041 IT HERE WE GO 392 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:29,376 >> KIM, WOULD YOU STOP TAKING 393 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:32,445 PICTURES OF YOURSELF YOUR SISTER IS GOING TO JAIL [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:37,851 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHO SAID, "HONEY, WOULD YOU PUT A BUMPER STICKER 395 00:28:37,851 --> 00:28:42,822 ON A BENTLEY?" >> KIM THAT WAS HER THING 396 00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,591 SHE WOULD ALWAYS SAY >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT 397 00:28:44,591 --> 00:28:44,624 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT 398 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:49,362 A BUMPER STICKER ON A BENTLEY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY 399 00:28:49,362 --> 00:28:54,734 RIGHT. GOOD, YOU GOT TWO. [ APPLAUSE ] 400 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:57,971 THIS ONE MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE ONE. WHO SAID, QUOTE, "YOU'RE CUTE 401 00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:01,841 JEANS. >> ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 402 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,643 >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT. 403 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,647 >> YOU'RE CUTE JEANS [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 404 00:29:07,647 --> 00:29:13,420 * >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW LIKE WHAT THAT WAS 405 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,822 >> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS JUST SAYING TO YOUR MOM THAT YOU LOVE HER, YEAH 406 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:18,224 SHE'S CUTE THOSE ARE CUTE JEANS YOU'RE CUTE JEANS. 407 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:21,194 >> YEAH, EXACTLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 408 00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:25,031 THAT'S MY FAVORITE QUOTE WHO SAID, "BUT JUST KNOWING YOU'RE A BADASS BITCH IS JUST 409 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:32,772 ALL ABOUT WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT." >> I REALLY DON'T KNOW THIS ONE. 410 00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,441 OH, NO >> Jimmy: "JUST KNOWING YOU'RE A BADASS BITCH IS JUST ALL 411 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:39,245 ABOUT WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT." >> KHLOE, I'LL GUESS KHLOE >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID 412 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:39,612 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT 413 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:41,948 A BADASS BITCH IS JUST ALL WHAT 414 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,351 LIFE IS ABOUT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 415 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,785 IT WAS KHLOE [ APPLAUSE ] * 416 00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:50,056 >> OF COURSE IT WAS. OH, NO >> Jimmy: THIS MIGHT BE THE MY 417 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:56,062 FAVORITE YOUR CUTE JEANS IS MY OTHER, BUT THIS ONE IS A GREAT QUOTE. 418 00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:59,899 "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I HAVE TO GO." >> IT'S KOURTNEY AND IT'S SO 419 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:03,203 GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WATCH THIS - 420 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:03,236 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WATCH THIS - 421 00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:07,741 TO GO. >> WHAT THE HECK IS A, B, C, D, 422 00:30:07,741 --> 00:30:10,477 E, F, G? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 423 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:13,546 >> THAT'S REALLY GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO -- 424 00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:15,615 >> SCOTT'S REACTION IS EVERYTHING - >> Jimmy: SCOTT IS LIKE, 425 00:30:15,615 --> 00:30:18,785 "WHAT'S A, B, C -- >> BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE TO FIND LIKE THE EXTENDED CLIPS OF ALL 426 00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:21,621 THESE BECAUSE THEY END UP GETTING INTO FUNNY MOMENTS AFTERWARDS 427 00:30:21,621 --> 00:30:26,760 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID SHE FORGET "H. IS THAT THE WAY IT WORKS 428 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:31,598 I MEAN, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I HAVE TO GO. >> OH, YEAH, I FEEL LIKE SHE 429 00:30:31,598 --> 00:30:34,200 DID SAID IT WRONG BY THE WAY BECAUSE I THINK IT WAS A MEME OR A QUOTE 430 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,603 >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I LOVE IT >> AND SHE TRIED TO USED IT AND 431 00:30:36,603 --> 00:30:40,774 KIND OF BOTCHED IT, BUT IT BECAME A WHOLE THING, IT'S LIKE ALL OVER TIKTOK I GUESS. 432 00:30:40,774 --> 00:30:42,609 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALL OVER TIKTOK, YEAH I LOVE THAT ONE, THOUGH. 433 00:30:42,609 --> 00:30:48,948 THAT AND YOU'RE CUTE -- WHO SAID, "RISE AND SHINE. [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:30:48,948 --> 00:30:50,717 >> OH, THIS ONE'S KYLIE, OBVIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO 435 00:30:50,717 --> 00:30:51,985 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO TO - 436 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,288 [ APPLAUSE ] 437 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:59,025 >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. KENDALL JENNER 438 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:01,861 HER NEW TEQUILA 818 IS AVAILABLE NOW. WE'RE TALKING TO 439 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:04,364 ANTONI POROWSKI AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 440 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:28,888 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE 441 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,292 FOOD AND WINE EXPERT ON THE HIT SHOW, "QUEER EYE." HE'S ALSO A "NEW YORK TIMES" 442 00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:37,197 BEST-SELLING AUTHOR. THIS IS HIS NEW COOKBOOK, "ANTONI: LET'S DO DINNER," 443 00:31:37,197 --> 00:31:40,133 WHICH CAME OUT TODAY PLEASE WELCOME ANTONI POROWSKI 444 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:59,119 * >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BUDDY. 445 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:03,323 THAT'S A STUD. LOOKING GREAT, BUD WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 446 00:32:03,323 --> 00:32:07,260 I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE IN PERSON 447 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:11,064 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S LIKE WEARING A SUIT AND LIKE HARD CLOTHING 448 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:13,066 IT'S ACTUALLY SO NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT WOULD 449 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,135 BE BUT IT'S REALLY NICE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT ZOOMING. 450 00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:17,237 YEAH YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY I LIKE THAT SUIT 451 00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:19,739 >> THANKS, YOU TOO I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON -- YOU JUST WON AN EMMY LIKE 452 00:32:19,739 --> 00:32:21,608 YESTERDAY. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 453 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:26,079 >> Jimmy: "QUEER EYE." CONGRATULATIONS. >> AND WHAT'S SO EXCITING IT'S 454 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:31,885 REALLY AN AWARD FOR -- 'CAUSE IT WAS BEST UNSCRIPTED SERIES SO IT'S -- IT'S AN AWARD FOR 455 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:34,487 EVERYBODY. RIGHT? IT'S LIKE EVERY SINGLE PERSON 456 00:32:34,487 --> 00:32:37,757 OF PRODUCTION REALLY GOT LIKE TO ENJOY IT WHICH IS REALLY NICE 457 00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:40,393 >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S SO WELL DONE >> FOUR YEARS RUNNING. 458 00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:42,262 >> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHICH IS LIKE CRAZY 459 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:45,298 >> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS, RIGHT? CONGRATS ON THAT YOU HAVE ALL SORTS OF GOOD TIPS 460 00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:49,569 IN THIS BOOK JUST LOOKING AT SOME OF THESE PHOTOS, YOU GO, "OH, MY GOSH." 461 00:32:49,569 --> 00:32:52,105 [ AUDIENCE OOHS I WOULD JUST EAT EVERY SINGLE THING IN THIS HERE 462 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:54,174 OH, MY GOD IT'S SO GOOD I JUST, LIKE - 463 00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:57,344 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I GAIN 20 POUNDS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT BUT - 464 00:32:57,344 --> 00:32:59,412 [ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT IT'S ALL HEALTHY-ISH. >> Jimmy: IT IS HEALTHY BY THE 465 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:01,348 WAY. >> MOST OF IT. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE -- WHAT'S 466 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:04,784 THE REASON FOR -- THIS IS YOUR SECOND COOKBOOK. THE FIRST ONE WAS JUST - 467 00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:06,853 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- RECIPES THAT YOU LEARNED GROWING UP 468 00:33:06,853 --> 00:33:09,055 >> PRETTY MUCH LIKE I THINK - >> Jimmy: I HAVE THAT ONE AS 469 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:12,192 WELL >> "ANTONI IN THE KITCHEN" WAS BASICALLY A CULINARY MEMOIR OF, 470 00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:15,929 LIKE, DISHES THAT SHAPED ME, MY POLISH HERITAGE DISHES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT ONTO "QUEER EYE" 471 00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:18,531 THAT I WAS SALTY ABOUT SO WANTED TO THROW THEM ON A BOOK [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:33:18,531 --> 00:33:21,267 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> AND WITH "LET'S DO DINNER" IT'S REALLY, YOU KNOW, THE 473 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:25,438 IRONY OF THE LIFE THAT I HAVE NOW IS I DON'T, PANDEMIC ASIDE, I DON'T HAVE AS MUCH TIME IN 474 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:29,576 THE KITCHEN BUT WANT TO HAVE MEANINGFUL, GOOD FOOD BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE AS MUCH TIME TO 475 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:31,778 MAKE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO THIS BOOK IS A REFLECTION 476 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:33,847 OF THAT. >> Jimmy: I FOLLOW YOU ON ALL THE SOCIAL AND STUFF 477 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:38,752 YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN OF YOU AND I SAW A LOT OF BOOK STORES REALLY GETTING BEHIND YOU AND 478 00:33:38,752 --> 00:33:44,991 SUPPORTING "LET'S DO DINNER" AND THIS ONE BOOK STORE, I GUESS YOU SENT OUT CARDBOARD 479 00:33:44,991 --> 00:33:48,728 CUTOUTS OF YOU TO THESE -- >> OKAY, I NEED TO CLARIFY [ LAUGHTER ] 480 00:33:48,728 --> 00:33:52,432 I DID NOT SEND OUT LIFE-SIZE CUTOUTS OF MYSELF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT SOMEONE 481 00:33:52,432 --> 00:33:54,401 MUST HAVE. >> THE PUBLISHER >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 482 00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:58,004 [ LAUGHTER ] >> MY PUBLISHER DECIDED IT WAS A THING THAT WAS GOING TO 483 00:33:58,004 --> 00:34:01,408 HAPPEN AND I WENT WITH IT BECAUSE I'M CANADIAN AND WE ARE NOT COMBATIVE AND -- 484 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:08,515 [ LAUGHTER ] WE JUST SAY -- WE YES AND -- >> Jimmy: YES AND, OBVIOUSLY 485 00:34:08,515 --> 00:34:13,086 THIS IS AT THE BLUE WILLOW BOOK SHOP IN HOUSTON, TEXAS THIS IS YOU HANGING OUT 486 00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:15,488 WITH --- IN FRONT THE BOOK STORE THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 487 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:17,891 JUST HANGING OUT >> I REMEMBER THAT DAY WITH GREAT FONDNESS 488 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:21,394 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE OUTSIDE ALL DAY. >> I SHOWED UP WITH MY SMOKED 489 00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:26,966 TROUT NICOISE AND PERFECT JAMMY EGGS IN A MOHAIR SWEATER AND JEANS AND I JUST WAITED OUTSIDE 490 00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:30,704 BLUE WILLOW BOOK SHOP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 491 00:34:30,704 --> 00:34:33,306 >> AS ONE DOES >> Jimmy: AND THEN HERE'S YOU AT THE COUNTRY BOOK SHOP IN 492 00:34:33,306 --> 00:34:37,477 BOZEMAN, MONTANA >> OH, THAT WAS MY TWO FRIENDS >> Jimmy: YEAH 493 00:34:37,477 --> 00:34:39,646 YOU REMEMBER MEETING THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I TOTALLY REMEMBER, YEAH. 494 00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:45,218 >> Jimmy: WELL, I WAS THINKING, WHY -- IT'S FUN TO HAVE ONE ANTONI HERE BUT WHY NOT HAVE 495 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:48,822 TWO ANTONIS OUT HERE I THOUGHT IF WE HAVE - DO WE HAVE THE OTHER ANTONI? 496 00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:59,866 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HOW DOES IT COMPARE TO THE 497 00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:02,068 REAL -- CAN YOU -- I MEAN, IT'S REALLY LEGIT IT'S REAL. 498 00:35:02,068 --> 00:35:04,804 IT'S BIZARRE >> IT'S TERRIFYING >> Jimmy: NO, IT IS NOT. 499 00:35:04,804 --> 00:35:06,639 [ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE IS NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT IT 500 00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:10,910 >> Jimmy: NOW, I WAS WONDERING WOULD YOU LIKE TO AUTOGRAPH IT, MAYBE WE'LL GIVE IT TO A FAN 501 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:16,716 >> I WOULD LOVE TO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 502 00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:24,691 DO I SIGN ON MY CHEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. [ CHEERS ] 503 00:35:24,691 --> 00:35:36,703 ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH 504 00:35:36,703 --> 00:35:41,975 SHE WANTS ANTONI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE YOU GO. 505 00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:43,810 DO YOU SEE ONE DO YOU KNOW -- HERE. FOR YOU. 506 00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:46,079 >> GOOD LUCK >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT GOOD LUCK GETTING IT HOME. 507 00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:48,615 GOOD LUCK. >> I'LL GET YOU AN UBER. I'LL GET YOU AN UBER 508 00:35:48,615 --> 00:35:50,717 >> Jimmy: I WAG GONNA SAY, GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT ON THE SUBWAY 509 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:54,954 GUYS - [ LAUGHTER ] THE BOOK IS "LET'S DO DINNER." 510 00:35:54,954 --> 00:36:00,326 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANTONI POROWSKI, EVERYBODY IT'S AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW 511 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:03,029 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ADRIENNE WARREN IN "TINA: THE 512 00:36:03,029 --> 00:36:07,100 TINA TURNER MUSICAL. STICK AROUND CHECK THIS BOOK OUT. 513 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:24,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * "PRIVATE DANCER" FROM "TINA: 514 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:29,656 THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL," PLEASE WELCOME TWO TIME TONY NOMINEE, ADRIENNE WARREN 515 00:36:29,656 --> 00:36:30,156 NOMINEE, ADRIENNE WARREN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:36:43,903 --> 00:36:46,606 PLACES AND THE MEN 517 00:36:46,606 --> 00:36:56,116 ARE ALL THE SAME * * YOU DON'T LOO AT THEIR FACES 518 00:36:56,116 --> 00:37:03,523 AND YOU DON'T * * ASK THEIR NAMES I'M YOUR PRIVATE DANCE 519 00:37:03,523 --> 00:37:11,031 DANCER FOR MONEY * * I'LL DO WHAT YO WANT ME TO D 520 00:37:11,031 --> 00:37:25,712 JUST A PRIVATE DANCER * * A DANCER FOR MONE AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL D 521 00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:33,720 I WANT TO MAKE A MILLION * * DOLLARS, I WANT T LIVE OUT BY THE SE 522 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:42,128 HAVE A HUSBAND * * AND SOME CHILDREN YES, I GUESS I WAN 523 00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:48,668 A FAMILY ALL THE * * MEN COME IN THESE PLACES AND THE MEN 524 00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:56,109 ARE ALL THE SAME * * YOU DON'T LOO AT THEIR FACES 525 00:37:56,109 --> 00:38:01,915 AND YOU DON'T ASK * * THEIR NAMES I'M YOU PRIVATE DANCER 526 00:38:01,915 --> 00:38:08,355 DANCER FOR MONEY * * I'LL DO WHAT YO WANT ME TO D 527 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:20,700 JUST YOUR PRIVATE DANCER * * A DANCER FOR MONE AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL D 528 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:28,475 DEUTSCHE MARKS OR DOLLARS * * AMERICAN EXPRESS WILL DO NICELY THANK YO 529 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:32,045 LET ME LOOSE UP YOUR COLLAR * * TELL ME DO YO 530 00:38:32,045 --> 00:38:37,450 WANT TO SEE ME DO THE SHIMMY AGAIN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 531 00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:56,870 * * 532 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:09,149 IN THESE PLACE AND THEY ARE ALL THE SAME * * YOU DON'T LOO 533 00:39:09,149 --> 00:39:16,890 AT THEIR FACES AND YOU DON'T * * ASK THEIR NAMES 534 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:22,128 I'M YOUR PRIVATE DANCE A DANCER FOR MONEY * * I'LL DO WHAT YO 535 00:39:22,128 --> 00:39:31,338 WANT ME TO D JUST A PRIVATE DANCER * * DANCER FOR MONE 536 00:39:31,338 --> 00:39:43,116 AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL D I'LL DO WHAT YOU * * WANT ME TO DO 537 00:39:43,116 --> 00:39:50,457 JUST YOUR PRIVATE DANCER DANCER FOR MONEY * * AND ANY OLD MUSIC 538 00:39:50,457 --> 00:39:57,630 WILL DO ANY OL MUSIC WILL DO * 539 00:39:58,732 --> 00:40:04,004 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOODNESS. 540 00:40:04,004 --> 00:40:08,174 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT ADRIENNE WARREN. OH, MY GOSH. 541 00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:12,979 OH, MY GOODNESS. ADRIENNE WARREN. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. 542 00:40:12,979 --> 00:40:17,851 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STANDING 'O,' WELL DESERVED. GO SEE 12 TIME TONY NOMINATED 543 00:40:17,851 --> 00:40:24,557 "TINA: THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL" RE-OPENING ON BROADWAY OCTOBER 8th. 544 00:40:24,557 --> 00:40:28,828 FOR TICKETS GO TO TINAONBROADWAY.COM MY THANKS TO KENDALL JENNER, 545 00:40:28,828 --> 00:40:36,703 ANTONI POROWSKI, ADRIENNE WARREN, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 546 00:40:36,703 --> 00:40:38,938 FROM "TINA: THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL. AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM 547 00:40:38,938 --> 00:40:43,677 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 548 00:40:43,677 --> 00:40:46,312 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 549 00:40:46,312 --> 00:40:46,312 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. 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