>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KENDALL JENNER
ANTONI POROWSKI. MUSICAL PERFORMANCE FROM "TINA: THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL.
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1514
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S AN AUDIENCE RIGHT THERE. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WELCOME! I LOVE YOU THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WELCOME, EVERYBODY. PLEASE ENJOY YOURSELF.
WELCOME. AND THANK YOU FOR WATCHING "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY
HERE WE ARE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
WELL, GUYS, TODAY CALIFORNIA VOTED ON WHETHER OR NOT TO RECALL THEIR GOVERNOR,
GAVIN NEWSOM NEWSOM WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN'T JUST GET RID OF YOUR GOVERNOR.
THAT'S CRAZY." [ LAUGHTER ] THEN NEW YORKERS WERE LIKE,
"IT'S NOT AS CRAZY AS YOU THINK. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
CLICK THE LINK, YEAH THE RECALL COMES AFTER MAJOR CRITICISM OF NEWSOM'S HANDLING
OF THE PANDEMIC. MEANWHILE, FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS IS GOING, "WE
DON'T HAVE RECALLS HERE, DO WE [ LAUGHTER ] WE DON'T
WHOO!" AS OF RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE GAVIN NEWSOM WILL REMAIN
GOVERNOR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NEWSOM SPENT THE DAY THANKING
HIS STAFF AND SUPPORTERS AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WELL, YOU SHOULD REALLY THANK
DWAYNE JOHNSON FOR NOT RUNNING AGAINST YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU, BUT WE WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HIM." NEWSOM'S MAIN OPPONENT WAS A
A CONSERVATIVE TALK SHOW HOST NAMED LARRY ELDER. AND I THINK HE KNEW THAT HE WAS
IN TROUBLE BECAUSE LAST NIGHT, AND THIS IS TRUE, ELDER ACTUALLY POSTED ON HIS WEBSITE
ASKING SUPPORTERS TO REPORT FRAUD THAT RESULTED IN NEWSOM WINNING.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS BEFORE PEOPLE STARTED VOTING
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NOTHING SAYS
CONFIDENCE LIKE THROWING IN THE TOWEL BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO THE RING
YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE WRONG CALL ON THIS."
BASICALLY LARRY ELDER IS THE FRIEND WHO UNPLUGS A NINTENDO RIGHT BEFORE YOU BEAT HIM IN
MARIO KART "TECHNICALLY IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A WIN."
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP ALSO WEIGHED IN BY
RELEASING STATEMENT AFTER STATEMENT CLAIMING THAT THE RECALL ELECTION IN CALIFORNIA
WOULD BE RIGGED. [ LAUGHTER ] WITHOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, TRUMP IS
DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO GET THE MESSAGE OUT. HE EVEN WORE IT ON A DRESS TO
LAST NIGHT'S MET GALA. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE -- A A NIGHT OUT LIKE THAT. SOME NEWS FROM RUSSIA.
VLADIMIR PUTIN IS NOW SELF-ISOLATING AFTER SEVERAL MEMBERS OF HIS INNER CIRCLE
TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID. IT'S WEIRD, I BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME PUTIN HAS EVER
MADE HIMSELF DISAPPEAR [ LAUGHTER ] RUSSIA IS A LITTLE STRANGE
IT'S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL SO GOOD AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHEW, IT'S ONLY COVID."
[ LAUGHTER ] I HAD TEA WITH PUTIN THE OTHER DAY AND I THOUGHT --
YOU CAN TELL PUTIN IS NERVOUS ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE KREMLIN JUST RELEASED A PHOTO OF HIM
STEALING DEWORMER PILLS FROM HIS HORSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
"SPIT OUT. SPIT OUT." WELL, LAST NIGHT THE MET GALA
WAS HELD HERE IN NEW YORK CITY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
AND THERE WAS SOME WILD LOOKS. ONE OF MY FAVORITES WAS KIM KARDASHIAN WHO SHOWED UP
WEARING THIS FULL BODY BLACK SHROUD LOOK AT THIS
YEAH, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A A MASSIVE CELEBRITY WHEN YOU SHOW UP IN THAT AND PEOPLE ARE
LIKE, "OH, IT'S KIM KARDASHIAN." [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE, RAPPER NICKI MINAJ MADE HEADLINES LAST NIGHT WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WOULDN'T
GET VACCINATED FOR THE EVENT BUT HER REASONING FOR NOT GETTING THE SHOT WAS PRETTY
STRANGE. LISTEN TO THIS
HER COUSIN'S FRIEND, AND SHE PUT THIS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, SHE HAS 22 MILLION FOLLOWERS
SHE SAID, "HE HAS SWOLLEN TESTICLES AFTER TAKING THE VACCINE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DOES THAT GUY KNOW -- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE SHOT
IN YOUR ARM. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL SEND HER A TEXT LATER
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: SHE DIDN'T GO TO THE MET BALL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TOO CLOSE. GUYS LISTEN TO THIS.
FIREBALL IS RELEASING THEIR OWN KEGS THAT CONTAIN FIVE LITERS OF WHISKEY CALLED FIREKEGS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OH, NO [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
>> Jimmy: I'M ACTUALLY RELIEVED BECAUSE WHEN I SAW FIREBALL TRENDING I THOUGHT SOMETHING
ELSE HAPPENED TO NICKI MINAJ'S COUSIN'S FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ]
GET THIS, I READ ABOUT A GROUP OF SCIENTISTS WHO ARE TRYING TO BRING BACK THE LONG EXTINCT
WOOLLY MAMMOTH HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. THE WOOLLY MAMMOTH WILL COME
BACK, AND IMMEDIATELY START DOING SPONSORED POSTS FOR GILLETTE
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, AFTER THEY BRING BACK A A BEAST FROM THE ICE AGE
THEY'RE GONNA WORK ON BRINGING BACK ICE [ LAUGHTER ]
BRING BACK ICE AND FINALLY A COMPANY IN BERLIN, YOU GUYS LIKE ICE?
[ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER ICE FINALLY, A COMPANY IN BERLIN
JUST SECURED $50 MILLION IN FUNDING TO EXPAND THEIR LAB GROWN CHEESE BUSINESS.
MEANWHILE, IN AMERICA WE'VE HAD LAB GROWN CHEESE FOR YEARS IT'S CALLED VELVEETA
HEY, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST SUPERMODELS IN THE WORLD, AND SHE'S GOT A NEW TEQUILA CALLED
818 AVAILABLE NOW. KENDALL JENNER IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OW >> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: PLUS, HIS NEW
COOKBOOK, "ANTONI: LET'S DO DINNER" IS OUT TODAY ANTONI POROWSKI IS HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANTONI POROWSKI. OW
I LOVE THIS DUDE AND IT'S BROADWAY WEEK HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BROADWAY COMING BACK IT IS BACK
AND EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK WE'VE HAVE IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCES FROM SOME OF THE BIGGEST SHOWS
ON BROADWAY. WE LOVE BROADWAY SO MUCH TONIGHT, WE HAVE TONY NOMINEE
ADRIENNE WARREN FROM "TINA: THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GET READY. TONIGHT. I WAS AT THE MET GALA LAST
NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS --
I WAS INVITED. THANK YOU. I WAS TABLE 22
THIS IS MY TABLE CARD, JUST SAYING THIS IS THE PROOF I WAS THERE.
TABLE 22 WAS -- THIS WAS THE PARTY TABLE. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: I WAS AT - >> Steve: WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU?
>> Jimmy: MY CORNER OF THE TABLE WAS PETE DAVIDSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AMANDLA STENBERG LITTLE UZI VERT. [ CHEERS ]
VERY FUNNY BY THE WAY. HE'S A TRICKSTER, THAT GUY BUT IT WAS AMAZING
SERENA WILLIAMS WAS BY ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JUST SAW EVERY SINGLE PERSON
AND ERYKAH BADU WAS THERE AT MY TABLE. [ CHEERS ]
AND, YEAH, SO WE WENT, I GOT VERY -- I WAS AT THOM BROWNE'S TABLE.
THOM BROWNE, AMAZING DESIGNER, I LOVE THAT GUY. AND VERY LUCKY TO -- HERE'S ME
IN THE THOM BROWNE TUX IT WAS INSANE. >> Steve: OOH-LA-LA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THEY -- HE TOOK CARE OF ME AND THEY -- IT'S
EXTRA COVID SAFE IT WAS LIKE FOUR -- I HAD TO DO THIS GIANT APP WHERE THEY
SCANNED MY FACE, AND HAD TO RE-SCAN MY FACE. AND THEN HAD TO TAKE A SELFIE
TO PROVE THAT MY FACE WAS SCANNING MY FACE BUT IT WAS GOOD.
I FELT SAFE. AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, I WAS LEAVING, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE IS
GOING HOME AND I GO, "YEAH." AND THERE'S LIKE THESE BARRIERS OF BUSHES AND STUFF SO THAT,
YOU KNOW, EVERYONE STAYS IN LINE AND THERE WAS FANS, KIND OF,
ACROSS THE STREET TAKING PHOTOS AND STUFF. AND I JUMPED OVER ONE OF THE
FENCES JUST TO - [ LAUGHTER ] TO GO SAY, "HI," TO THE FANS
ACROSS THE STREET. SO I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I GOT OVER THERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: GET SOME ICE >> Jimmy: I WAS SITTING
THERE -- SO I'M AT THE TABLE I'M TALKING TO PETE DAVIDSON, AND WE'RE TALKING, AND HE GOES,
THEY GO, "PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS, THE ENTERTAINMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN."
I GO, "OKAY, GREAT." AND IT COULD BE ANYTHING, SOMETIMES IT'S A CIRCUS.
WHO KNOWS WHAT IS IT IS. SOMETIMES IT'S A SINGER, WHATEVER
AND THEY GO, "PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS, THE ENTERTAINMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN."
AND PETE GOES, "I GOT TO GO THE BATHROOM." YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T DO IT NOW
SAID THE ENTERTAINMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN HE GOES, "YEAH, I GOT TO GO,
MAN. I GO, "I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD I WOULD STAY HERE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WAIT TO THE END OF THE ENTERTAINMENT.
HE GOES, "I'M JUST GOING TO DO IT NOW BECAUSE THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO ANNOUNCE IT AGAIN."
SO I GO, "ALL RIGHT GO FOR IT. SO HE GETS UP AND LEAVES, HE WAS -- YOU KNOW, HE WAS
FASHIONABLE AND LOOKED GREAT HE LEAVES. I GO, "ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER."
AS HE LEAVES MAYBE 30 SECONDS LATER I HEAR - *
A MARCHING BAND COMES THROUGH THE EXIT THAT HE WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND THERE'S
PETE DAVIDSON STANDING THERE 6'8" WITH LIKE WHITE HAIR GOING --
[ LAUGHTER ] MIDDLE OF A MARCHING BAND. OH, MY GOD
THE ULTIMATE BUST OF ALL TIME. HE GOES, "WELL, I GUESS THAT WAS A BAD IDEA."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I WANT TO THANK ANNA WINTOUR
I WANT TO THANK THOM BROWNE FOR INVITING ME AND HAVING ME. IT WAS A BIG NIGHT FOR ME, AND
IT WAS A BIG NIGHT FOR NEW YORK I LOVED IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LIKE I SAID EARLIER EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT TODAY'S RECALL
ELECTION IN CALIFORNIA THERE ARE A LOT OF CANDIDATES TRYING TO REPLACE GOVERNORER
GAVIN NEWSOM SO WE WANTED TO BREAK IT ALL DOWN FOR YOU. IT'S TIME FOR "FAST STATS.
HERE WE GO
FAST STATS *
>> Jimmy: WE HAVE LARRY ELDER. HIS JOB -- CONSERVATIVE RADIO HOST
PARTY TRICK -- EATING AN ENTIRE APPLE IN TWO BITES [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
PREVIOUS JOB -- PLAYING THE PRINCIPAL ON THE NICKELODEON SHOW WHERE HE GETS SLIMED EVERY
EPISODE. [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT, WE HAVE RHONDA FURIN
JOB -- SELF-EMPLOYED FORMER JOB -- BACKGROUND EXERCISER IN EVERY '80s WORKOUT
VIDEO. OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR A WOMAN ON "DATELINE" EPISODE WHO
DEFINITELY KILLED HER HUSBAND. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP, IS KEVIN FAULCONER.
JOB -- FORMER MAYOR OF SAN DIEGO. WANTS TO KNOW, "WHAT'S GOING TO
GET YOU IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT OF THIS 2005 HYENDAI ELANTRA TODAY?
FIRST THING HE'LL DO IN THE OFFICE -- EVEN OUT HIS SPRAY TAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THEN WE HAVE ROBERT NEWMAN JOB OF FARMER.
CURRENTLY FACETIMING HIS GRANDCHILDREN TOO CLOSE TO THE CAMERA
[ LAUGHTER ] LAST SEEN AS A SIGNED HEAD SHOT ON THE WALL OF AN ITALIAN
RESTAURANT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY IT'S DAVID MOORE
JOB -- TEACHER LAST PERSON HE UPSET -- HIS BARBER
CATALOG MODEL FOR -- CLIP ON TIES [ LAUGHTER ]
CAMPAIGN SLOGAN -- DON'T CALL THEM COMIC BOOKS, THEY'RE GRAPHIC NOVELS
THIS HAS BEEN "FAST FACTS," EVERYBODY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ APPLAUSE ] HEY, WE HAD SOME SHOCKING -- SOME SAD NEWS TODAY.
IT WAS TOLD US THAT NORM MacDONALD, A GREAT COMEDIAN PASSED AWAY TODAY AT
THE AGE OF 61. AND, GOSH, YOU KNOW HIM. YOU LOVE HIM
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: HE'S JUST ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEDIANS EVER, AND --
GOD, WE'RE GOING TO MISS HIM HE WAS A FRIEND OF THE SHOW -- FAMILY, REALLY, TO US.
WE'VE KNOWN HIM FOREVER. I REMEMBER NORM, I WOULD DO IMPRESSIONS OF NORM IN, LIKE,
THE LATE '80s I WOULD VIDEOTAPE EVERY COMEDIAN THEY HAD ALL THESE COMEDY SHOWS
ON ALL THE TIME. LIKE, IT WAS ON EVERY CHANNEL, AND I WOULD KNOW EVERYONE'S
ACT. JUDY TENUTA, JANN KAREM. EVERYONE'S ACT I WOULD KNOW.
AND THIS GUY COMES ON, NORM MacDONALD, THIS GUY -- HEY, CRAZY ACCENT.
HE'S SO FUNNY, AND HE WAS SO COOL LOOKING, AND SO CONFIDENT AND HE TOLD THIS BIT ABOUT A
A WIENER DOG -- HE'S LIKE, "HEY, TRYING TO GET A DOG -- DOG MARKET
IT'S CRAZY DOG MARKET, REALLY EXPENSIVE TO BUY A DOG I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING
YOU DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] DOG MARKET, A LOT OF MONEY FOR
A DOG. PAY LIKE 500 BUCKS FOR A DOG AND I WAS THINKING, IF I WAS TO
GET A DOG, PROBABLY GET LIKE ONE BUCK, MAYBE TWO BUCKS MAX. DOG, OH, YOU'RE GOING TO GET
THIS DOG, GET A PIT BULL [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GET A PIT BULLDOG, YOU
KNOW, 500 BUCKS FOR A PIT BULLDOG. YOU GET A PIT BULL, TAKE CARE
OF YOUR VALUABLES. I WAS LIKE, 'I DON'T OWN ANY VALUABLES.' IF I GET A PIT BULL
PROBABLY THE MOST VALUABLE THING I'LL OWN IS A PIT BULL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
GET ANOTHER DOG TO TAKE CARE OF THE PIT BULL WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, YOU
KNOW, WE HAD A DOBERMAN. THAT WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS DOG.
DOBERMAN WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS DOG. IT'D RIP YOUR THROAT OUT
GET A DOBERMAN YEAH, IF I WANT A DOG I WANT A A DOG I CAN TAKE OUT THAT WON'T
MESS WITH -- IF I GET A DOG GET LIKE A WIENER DOG. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
A WIENER DOG WON'T RIP YOUR THROAT OUT LAYING ON THE GROUND SLEEPING
OR SOMETHING WIENER DOG COME OVER AND START NIBBLING ON YOUR THROAT.
WAKE UP, 'HEY, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU WIENER DOG [ LAUGHTER ]
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, A PIT BULL?" ANYWAYS THAT WAS ONE OF THE
BITS I MEMORIZED HIS WHOLE ACT. I LOVED HIM.
AND THEN I GOT -- OBVIOUSLY, "WEEKEND UPDATE," HE CHANGED THE WHOLE GAME
AND I REMEMBER JUST GETTING ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." AND I WAS IN L.A. AND I WENT TO
SOME HOTEL AND I'M WALKING PAST THE LOBBY, AND WHO IS HAVING BREAKFAST?
NORM MacDONALD I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." SO I GO, I'M FREAKING OUT.
HE'S ONE OF MY COMEDY IDOLS. AND I GO OVER TO HIM, I GO, "NORM --" I GO, "HI, MY NAME IS
JIMMY FALLON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE THE BEST.
AND HE WAS EATING BREAKFAST WITH BOB NEWHART, AND HE LOOKED AT ME HE GOES, "THE BEST
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS BOB NEWHART. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS BOB NEWHART. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE EATING
BREAKFAST WITH BOB YES, YOU ARE THE BEST. SORRY, MR.NEWHART, YOU ACTUALLY
ARE THE BEST, BUT NORM, YOU ARE --" BUT THAT'S SO -- HE DIDN'T WANT HIM TO TAKE THE
THING THAT HE WAS THE BEST BUT HE WAS A COMIC'S COMIC AND EVERYONE ABSOLUTELY LOVED
HIM -- TOP TO BOTTOM AND HE WILL BE MISSED. YEAH
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO
* HASHTAG HASHTAGS *
>> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO
THAT TOPIC SO SINCE SO MANY COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE RETURNING TO
CAMPUS, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, #MYWEIRDROOMMATE [ LAUGHTER ]
I ASKED YOU GUYS TO SEND US FUNNY OR WEIRD STORIES ABOUT A A ROOMMATE YOU'VE HAD.
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC, SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG WITH US --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ON TWITTER WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND
LOVE THAT. SO TONIGHT I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE RESPONSES
FROM YOU GUYS. DID YOU GUYS HAVE ANY WEIRD ROOMMATES?
>> Steve: I HAD A ROOMMATE ONE TIME WHERE I WAS OUT -- IT WAS AFTER I GOT KICKED OUT OF MY
APARTMENT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: AND I WENT TO SLEEP
ON FLOOR TO FLOOR TO FLOOR >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: AND SO I FINALLY GOT
A ROOM WITH THIS GUY AND I GO, "OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT GUY. "OKAY, GREAT, NICE TO MEET
YOU. I FORGET, YOU KNOW, HIS NAME AND GOING DOWN TO THE BARS AND
I SUDDENLY GO, "OH, MAYBE I'LL SEE THIS GUY AND I SEE A DUDE WITH GIANT
WAFFLE STOMPER BOOTS, LIKE, POUNDING ON SOME GUY'S HEAD. AND I GO, "OH, THAT'S MY
ROOMMATE DOWN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
>> Steve: I WILL MAKE MY BED [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I HAD SOME ODD
ROOMMATES BUT I REMEMBER ONE KID, WASN'T MY ROOMMATE, BUT I WENT INTO MY FRIEND'S DORM AND
HE WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MY ROOMMATE SLEEPS THIS GUY'S SO WEIRD.
AND I WALKED IN AND HE WAS ASLEEP HIS HANDS WERE LIKE THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: LIKE DRACULA >> Jimmy: AND HE WAS TUCKED IN
COMPLETELY ALL AROUND, ALL AROUND HIS BODY AND HIS FEET WERE UP LIKE THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, HOW IS THAT EVEN -
>> Steve: HOW DID HE SLEEP >> Jimmy: HOW DO HE DO IT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I GO -- WE DIDN'T HAVE HIDDEN CAMERAS OR ANYTHING BUT I WOULD HAVE LOVE TO SEE HOW HE --
>> Steve: YOU THINK HE HAVE SOME SOIL FROM HIS HOMELAND WITH HIM SO HE DIDN'T --
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
THAT'S THE WAY HE SLEPT. I WAS LIKE, "THAT IS WEIRD, MAN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: THAT'S WEIRD >> Jimmy: THIS ONE -- HERE WE
GO IT'S FROM @KERZDAY SHE SAYS, "MY ROOMMATE BOUGHT
A CERAMIC OWL LAMP THAT HAD THREE OWLS ON IT AT NIGHT, THE OWLS' EYES WOULD
GLOW IN THE DARK [ LAUGHTER ] SHE SAID IT HELPED HER SLEEP
KNOWING SOMETHING WAS WATCHING HER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ SNOORING ] MY GOSH. THIS ONE'S FROM @ELLELLJAYTOO.
SHE SAYS, "I'D HAVE TO LEAVE NOTES LIKE THIS, 'DEAR, EVAN, MY PARENTS ARE COMING TODAY.
CAN YOU PLEASE WEAR PANTS ALL DAY, THANKS.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: IT'S HOT >> Jimmy: THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM
@JOHNTHEKKU. HE SAYS, "MY ROOMMATE WOULD BEATBOX RIGHT AFTER HE SNEEZED
LIKE A FOLLOW-UP TO THE SNEEZE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"ACHOO --" [ BEATBOXING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS WEIRD. >> Steve: WHY? >> Jimmy: THAT IS WEIRD.
THIS ONE IS FROM @HEJONES57. SHE SAYS, "MY COLLEGE ROOMMATE WAS NEXT LEVEL PASSIVE
AGGRESSIVE WHEN SHE WOULD GO HOME ON THE WEEKENDS, SHE WOULD TAKE THE TV
REMOTE WITH HER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "I PAY FOR CABLE, OKAY?"
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "NO ONE WATCHES" >> Steve: THAT'S ACTIVE
AGGRESSIVE >> Jimmy: WOW, REALLY IS YEAH
THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM @ITSTHELAWSONN SHE SAYS, "I HAD A ROOMMATE
THAT COULDN'T STAND WHEN I HAD MULTIPLE GATORADES IN THE FRIDGE SO SHE COMBINED THEM ALL
IN ONE CONTAINER AND SAID, THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NOT TRUE IT'S NOT TRUE. THIS ONE IS FROM
@BELLEOFBABBLE SHE SAID, "I HAD A ROOMMATE ONCE TELL ME, 'YOU KNOW, MOST
PEOPLE WAKE UP WHEN SOMEONE IS WATCHING THEM SLEEP, BUT YOU DON'T.'"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: OOOH GET THE OWLS IN THERE.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T IT'S WEIRD, YOU KNOW, WHEN I WATCH YOU SLEEP.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "SOMETIMES I'LL BE
OUTSIDE THE WINDOW AND JUST POKING IN, LOOKING AT YOU, YOU STAY RIGHT ASLEEP.
IT'S WEIRD." >> Jimmy: "SOMETIMES I STROKE YOUR HAIR A LITTLE BIT."
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: "YOU DON'T EVEN FLINCH."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: "I'LL SMELL YOUR SHOES WHILE YOU SLEEP.
YOU DON'T WAKE UP THEN." [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "WEAR YOUR CLOTHES
AND I HAVE A WIG THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYWAYS, HAVE A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP. [ LAUGHTER ]
"LET ME TURN MY OWL LAMP OFF." [ LAUGHTER ] THIS LAST ONE IS FROM
@MATTHEWDIETZ7 HE SAYS, "MY ROOMMATE BROUGHT A SHOPPING CART UP THREE
FLIGHTS OF STAIRS INTO OUR APARTMENT IN CASE WE NEEDED ONE LATER.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GOOD THINKING THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE YOU ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KENDALL JENNER COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
SUPERMODELS IN THE WORLD SHE ALSO HAS A BRAND-NEW TEQUILA OUT NOW CALLED 818
PLEASE WELCOME KENDALL JENNER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KENDALL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK TO OUR SHOW.
>> YEAH, THANKS FOR HAVING ME. >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, OH, MY GOSH.
>> THIS IS SO NICE >> Jimmy: YEAH, FEELS GOOD WITH AN AUDIENCE, RIGHT
>> YEAH, IT DOES >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET INTO SOME COOL STUFF HERE
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: BUT I WANT TO SAY FIRST, YOUR SISTER KYLIE IS
EXPECTING HER SECOND CHILD >> SHE IS, SHE IS. IT'S REALLY EXCTING.
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS >> SHE CALLED ME, UM, AND I
ANSWERED THE PHONE, AND SHE JUST HAD HER LITTLE SONOGRAM, LIKE A PICTURE OF HER SONOGRAM
AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. I WASN'T REALLY SHOCKED 'CAUSE I LIKE FELT IT COULD HAPPEN
SOMEDAY SOON, BUT I WAS EXCITED. I WAS VERY EXCITED, AND -- IT'S
JUST A BLESSING, IT'S AMAZING. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU A GOOD BABY-SITTER?
>> I'M ALL RIGHT I ALWAYS WANT TO BE LIKE THE COOL AUNT AND LIKE, LIKED I
GUESS BY ALL OF THEM SO IT'S FUN. IT'S REALLY FUN.
I TRY AND BE CHILL >> Jimmy: YEAH DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND HELP OUT AT
ALL? >> HE LOVES THEM HIM AND STORMI HAVE AN AMAZING
RELATIONSHIP [ AUDIENCE AW'S SHE HAS THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON
HIM AND I'M LIKE JEALOUS SOMETIMES. I'M LIKE, "STOP.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, "COME ON," YEAH. >> I'M LIKE, "CAN YOU GUYS
NOT? >> Jimmy: "I'M THE COOL ONE. YEAH
>> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DEVIN BOOKER IS ON
THE PHOENIX SUNS, HE'S AMAZING, JUST WON A GOLD MEDAL. >> HE DID, YEAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S AWESOME >> Jimmy: I SAW YOU LAST NIGHT
AT THE MET GALA. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU LOOKED
STUNNING >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
>> THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I MEAN, HOLY MOLY.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY FOR THESE
EVENTS >> THAT TOOK PROBABLY LIKE TWO HOURS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> WHICH AND IT WAS LIKE CALM. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> LIKE I WASN'T USUALLY -- I FEEL LIKE I'M A LITTLE MORE NERVOUS --
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- MOST YEARS AND I WAS ACTUALLY REALLY JUST LIKE CALM
I TOLD MYSELF BEFORE, LIKE, "WHY STRESS YOURSELF OUT WITH UNNECESSARY NERVES, JUST LIKE
BE CHILL." >> Jimmy: YEAH I FELT SAFE WITH ALL THE COVID.
I THINK THEY DID A GOOD JOB. >> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I THOUGHT THEY DID A REALLY GOOD JOB WITH
EVERYTHING YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON I SAW WHEN I WALKED IN WITH MY MOM
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I GREETED EVERYONE >> YEAH.
WELL, BY THE WAY - >> Jimmy: OJN THE WAY IN THEY'RE LIKE, "GET TO YOUR
TABLE, MR. FALLON. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY MOM
DOES SHE'LL STAND AT THE TOP -- EVERY YEAR, SHE STANDS AT THE
TOP OF THE CARPET AND SECURITY IS LIKE, "COME ON, MA'AM YOU HAVE TO KIND OF GO INSIDE
NOW. YOU CAN'T JUST STAND HERE AND WAIT AROUND.
[ LAUGHTER ] ABSOLUTELY NOT, I'M STANDING HERE AND WATCHING ALL MY
DAUGHTERS WALK IN. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] AND SHE'S JUST SO CUTE AND SHE
TAKES VIDEOS OF US THE SMILE ON HER FACE IS JUST EVERYTHING
>> Jimmy: SHE'S THE GREATEST >> SHE'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE SEEING
HER AS WELL. YOU'RE STEPPING INTO A A DIFFERENT ROLE IN THE FASHION
WORLD. YOU'RE THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR OF THIS BRAND FORWARD
>> YES >> Jimmy: HOW -- WHEN DID YOU START THAT AND WHAT DOES THAT
ENTAIL WHAT IS THAT >> SO, FORWARD IS A LUXURY
ONLINE RETAILER SO THEY -- YEAH, THEY SELL A BUNCH OF LIKE LUXURY BRANDS ONLINE AND I
ACTUALLY HAD MY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB THE OTHER DAY HERE IN NEW YORK AND I GOT TO LIKE GO
AROUND TO A COUPLE DESIGNERS AND PICK THINGS FOR THE WEBSITE, SO IT'S ACTUALLY
REALLY, REALLY FUN I GET TO, YOU KNOW, SHOP A A LITTLE
>> Jimmy: YOU INFLUENCE A LOT OF PEOPLE. THERE WAS A GIANT HEADLINE
BECAUSE YOU HAD THE FASHION WORLD GOING CRAZY BECAUSE -- >> OH, NO.
>> Jimmy: VERY CONTROVERSIAL YOU WORE CROCS >> OH, MY GOSH
>> Jimmy: YOU WORE CROCS [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ]
>> I - >> Jimmy: NOW THE AUDIENCE IS ON YOUR SIDE HERE.
>> YEAH, YEAH. RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT I'VE NEVER WORN
CROCS, QUESTLOVE, SWEARS, BUY CROCS. YEAH
>> THEY'RE GREAT I AM NOT ASHAMED WHATSOEVER. >> Jimmy: SO SOMETHING LIKE
THIS COULD MAYBE END UP ON FORWARD IF YOU FEEL. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH >> YEAH, AS FORWARD'S CREATIVE DIRECTOR, I APPROVE.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> I APPROVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I APPROVE OF AND THAT IS >> OH, MY GOSH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOO, DOGGIE. >> YES
>> Jimmy: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, IT'S DELICIOUS. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU GET INTO THE SPIRITS BUSINESS? >> SO ACTUALLY, MY PARENTS WERE
LONGTIME LOVERS. I GREW UP HEARING ABOUT IT AROUND THE HOUSE ALL THE TIME.
AND SO, KIND AS I'VE GOT OLDER AND, YOU KNOW, DRANK, I WAS ALWAYS A TEQUILA LOVER
IT'S ALWAYS MY GO TO DRINK AND ME AND MY FRIENDS, IT'S ALL WE DRINK.
AND I, YOU KNOW, I KIND OF -- WAS KIND OF THE FRIEND THAT WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO FIND NEW
TEQUILAS, TEQUILAS THAT NOT EVERYONE MIGHT KNOW AND JUST LOVED ALWAYS EXPERIMENTING WITH
IT YOU KNOW, I CAME INTO THIS AS A CONSUMER, AND SO, WHEN I KIND
OF DOVE INTO IT AND DID A LITTLE BIT OF RESEARCH, I FOUND THAT IT WAS PREDOMINANTLY
A MALE DOMINATED SPACE AND THAT KIND OF COMING FROM A REALLY STRONG FEMALE FAMILY, IT JUST
DROVE ME EVEN HARDER INTO THE SPACE AND MADE ME REALLY EXCITED TO GET INTO IT
AND THEN, EVEN DIVING EVEN FURTHER INTO IT, I FOUND THAT, YOU KNOW, NOT A LOT OF BRANDS
THAT I SAW WERE AS, YOU KNOW, FRIENDLY TO THE PLANET AS THEY COULD POSSIBLY BE SO I TOOK
THAT UPON MYSELF TO MAKE THAT A REALLY BIG PART OF US AS A A BRAND.
>> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU >> SO WE'VE ACTUALLY PARTNERED WITH ONE PERCENT FOR THE PLANET
TO DONATE 1% OF OUR REVENUE TO PLANET SAVING INITIATIVES, AND THEN ALONG WITH THAT -- YEAH,
IT'S COOL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALONG WITH THAT -- SORRY, THIS
IS A MOUTHFUL. >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU
I LIKE THAT. >> WE ACTUALLY -- AT OUR DISTILLERY, WHICH I WAS JUST AT
THE OTHER DAY, WE FOUND A WAY TO TAKE THE AGAVE WASTE, AND THE AGAVE FIBERS IN THE
WATERWAYS AND BUILD THE SUSTAINABLE BRICK, BUT WE ARE ACTUALLY DONATING BACK TO THE
COMMUNITY OF JALISCO, SO IT'S ALONG WITH SAVING THE PLANET, IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE FRIENDLY
TO THE COMMUNITY AS WELL [ APPLAUS ] >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO SAY YOU'RE GOING TO TURN THEM INTO CROCS >> NO, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE DONATING THEM AND BUILDING HOMES FOR PEOPLE WHO
NEED HOMES AND THERE'S HALF-BUILT HOSPITAL. >> Jimmy: ACTUAL BRICKS?
>> YEAH, BUT THEY'RE ALL SUSTAINABLE. THEY'RE MADE FROM THE WASTE
THAT COMES FROM MAKING TEQUILA >> Jimmy: CONGRATS, BUDDY. >> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: 818 RIGHT HERE >> YEAH. TRY IT OUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MORE WITH KENDALL JENNER WHEN WE COME
BACK, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH KENDALL JENNER RIGHT HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NOW KENDALL, WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND THEY'VE SAID SOME THINGS OVER THE YEARS THAT
HAVE BECOME ICONIC QUOTES. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND SO, WE WANTED TO
PUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE TO THE TEST IN A NEW GAME CALLED "WHO SAID IT."
>> PERFECT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WHO SAID IT WHO SAID I YEAH *
>> WHY AM I NERVOUS. >> Jimmy: HOW IT WORKS - HOW IT WORKS IS I'M GOING TO
READ YOU REAL QUOTES THAT YOU -- YOUR SISTERS OR YOUR MOM KRIS HAVE SAID AND YOU HAVE TO
TELL ME WHO SAID IT. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT GOING TO BE GOOD AT THIS. >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, HERE WE GO
WHO SAID, "WOULD YOU STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF. YOUR SISTER IS GOING TO JAIL."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS SO I KNOW EXACTLY WHO
THIS IS. IT WAS MY MOM. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT
HERE WE GO
>> KIM, WOULD YOU STOP TAKING
PICTURES OF YOURSELF YOUR SISTER IS GOING TO JAIL [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: WHO SAID, "HONEY, WOULD YOU PUT A BUMPER STICKER
ON A BENTLEY?" >> KIM THAT WAS HER THING
SHE WOULD ALWAYS SAY >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT
A BUMPER STICKER ON A BENTLEY? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY
RIGHT. GOOD, YOU GOT TWO. [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS ONE MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE ONE. WHO SAID, QUOTE, "YOU'RE CUTE
JEANS. >> ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT LET'S SEE WHO SAID IT.
>> YOU'RE CUTE JEANS [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
* >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW LIKE WHAT THAT WAS
>> Jimmy: DUDE, I WAS JUST SAYING TO YOUR MOM THAT YOU LOVE HER, YEAH
SHE'S CUTE THOSE ARE CUTE JEANS YOU'RE CUTE JEANS.
>> YEAH, EXACTLY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE QUOTE WHO SAID, "BUT JUST KNOWING YOU'RE A BADASS BITCH IS JUST
ALL ABOUT WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT." >> I REALLY DON'T KNOW THIS ONE.
OH, NO >> Jimmy: "JUST KNOWING YOU'RE A BADASS BITCH IS JUST ALL
ABOUT WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT." >> KHLOE, I'LL GUESS KHLOE >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE WHO SAID
IT
A BADASS BITCH IS JUST ALL WHAT
LIFE IS ABOUT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
IT WAS KHLOE [ APPLAUSE ] *
>> OF COURSE IT WAS. OH, NO >> Jimmy: THIS MIGHT BE THE MY
FAVORITE YOUR CUTE JEANS IS MY OTHER, BUT THIS ONE IS A GREAT QUOTE.
"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I HAVE TO GO." >> IT'S KOURTNEY AND IT'S SO
GOOD [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WATCH THIS -
TO GO. >> WHAT THE HECK IS A, B, C, D,
E, F, G? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S REALLY GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO --
>> SCOTT'S REACTION IS EVERYTHING - >> Jimmy: SCOTT IS LIKE,
"WHAT'S A, B, C -- >> BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE TO FIND LIKE THE EXTENDED CLIPS OF ALL
THESE BECAUSE THEY END UP GETTING INTO FUNNY MOMENTS AFTERWARDS
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID SHE FORGET "H. IS THAT THE WAY IT WORKS
I MEAN, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I HAVE TO GO. >> OH, YEAH, I FEEL LIKE SHE
DID SAID IT WRONG BY THE WAY BECAUSE I THINK IT WAS A MEME OR A QUOTE
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I LOVE IT >> AND SHE TRIED TO USED IT AND
KIND OF BOTCHED IT, BUT IT BECAME A WHOLE THING, IT'S LIKE ALL OVER TIKTOK I GUESS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALL OVER TIKTOK, YEAH I LOVE THAT ONE, THOUGH.
THAT AND YOU'RE CUTE -- WHO SAID, "RISE AND SHINE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, THIS ONE'S KYLIE, OBVIOUSLY. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HERE WE GO
TO -
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. KENDALL JENNER
HER NEW TEQUILA 818 IS AVAILABLE NOW. WE'RE TALKING TO
ANTONI POROWSKI AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE
FOOD AND WINE EXPERT ON THE HIT SHOW, "QUEER EYE." HE'S ALSO A "NEW YORK TIMES"
BEST-SELLING AUTHOR. THIS IS HIS NEW COOKBOOK, "ANTONI: LET'S DO DINNER,"
WHICH CAME OUT TODAY PLEASE WELCOME ANTONI POROWSKI
* >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, BUDDY.
THAT'S A STUD. LOOKING GREAT, BUD WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON >> I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE IN PERSON
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S LIKE WEARING A SUIT AND LIKE HARD CLOTHING
IT'S ACTUALLY SO NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT WOULD
BE BUT IT'S REALLY NICE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT ZOOMING.
YEAH YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY I LIKE THAT SUIT
>> THANKS, YOU TOO I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON -- YOU JUST WON AN EMMY LIKE
YESTERDAY. >> YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: "QUEER EYE." CONGRATULATIONS. >> AND WHAT'S SO EXCITING IT'S
REALLY AN AWARD FOR -- 'CAUSE IT WAS BEST UNSCRIPTED SERIES SO IT'S -- IT'S AN AWARD FOR
EVERYBODY. RIGHT? IT'S LIKE EVERY SINGLE PERSON
OF PRODUCTION REALLY GOT LIKE TO ENJOY IT WHICH IS REALLY NICE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S SO WELL DONE >> FOUR YEARS RUNNING.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHICH IS LIKE CRAZY
>> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS, RIGHT? CONGRATS ON THAT YOU HAVE ALL SORTS OF GOOD TIPS
IN THIS BOOK JUST LOOKING AT SOME OF THESE PHOTOS, YOU GO, "OH, MY GOSH."
[ AUDIENCE OOHS I WOULD JUST EAT EVERY SINGLE THING IN THIS HERE
OH, MY GOD IT'S SO GOOD I JUST, LIKE -
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I GAIN 20 POUNDS JUST BY LOOKING AT IT BUT -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> BUT IT'S ALL HEALTHY-ISH. >> Jimmy: IT IS HEALTHY BY THE
WAY. >> MOST OF IT. >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE -- WHAT'S
THE REASON FOR -- THIS IS YOUR SECOND COOKBOOK. THE FIRST ONE WAS JUST -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- RECIPES THAT YOU LEARNED GROWING UP
>> PRETTY MUCH LIKE I THINK - >> Jimmy: I HAVE THAT ONE AS
WELL >> "ANTONI IN THE KITCHEN" WAS BASICALLY A CULINARY MEMOIR OF,
LIKE, DISHES THAT SHAPED ME, MY POLISH HERITAGE DISHES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT ONTO "QUEER EYE"
THAT I WAS SALTY ABOUT SO WANTED TO THROW THEM ON A BOOK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> AND WITH "LET'S DO DINNER" IT'S REALLY, YOU KNOW, THE
IRONY OF THE LIFE THAT I HAVE NOW IS I DON'T, PANDEMIC ASIDE, I DON'T HAVE AS MUCH TIME IN
THE KITCHEN BUT WANT TO HAVE MEANINGFUL, GOOD FOOD BUT I JUST DON'T HAVE AS MUCH TIME TO
MAKE IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH >> SO THIS BOOK IS A REFLECTION
OF THAT. >> Jimmy: I FOLLOW YOU ON ALL THE SOCIAL AND STUFF
YOU KNOW I'M A BIG FAN OF YOU AND I SAW A LOT OF BOOK STORES REALLY GETTING BEHIND YOU AND
SUPPORTING "LET'S DO DINNER" AND THIS ONE BOOK STORE, I GUESS YOU SENT OUT CARDBOARD
CUTOUTS OF YOU TO THESE -- >> OKAY, I NEED TO CLARIFY [ LAUGHTER ]
I DID NOT SEND OUT LIFE-SIZE CUTOUTS OF MYSELF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT SOMEONE
MUST HAVE. >> THE PUBLISHER >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> MY PUBLISHER DECIDED IT WAS A THING THAT WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN AND I WENT WITH IT BECAUSE I'M CANADIAN AND WE ARE NOT COMBATIVE AND --
[ LAUGHTER ] WE JUST SAY -- WE YES AND -- >> Jimmy: YES AND, OBVIOUSLY
THIS IS AT THE BLUE WILLOW BOOK SHOP IN HOUSTON, TEXAS THIS IS YOU HANGING OUT
WITH --- IN FRONT THE BOOK STORE THERE. [ LAUGHTER ]
JUST HANGING OUT >> I REMEMBER THAT DAY WITH GREAT FONDNESS
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE OUTSIDE ALL DAY. >> I SHOWED UP WITH MY SMOKED
TROUT NICOISE AND PERFECT JAMMY EGGS IN A MOHAIR SWEATER AND JEANS AND I JUST WAITED OUTSIDE
BLUE WILLOW BOOK SHOP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AS ONE DOES >> Jimmy: AND THEN HERE'S YOU AT THE COUNTRY BOOK SHOP IN
BOZEMAN, MONTANA >> OH, THAT WAS MY TWO FRIENDS >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU REMEMBER MEETING THEM. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I TOTALLY REMEMBER, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WELL, I WAS THINKING, WHY -- IT'S FUN TO HAVE ONE ANTONI HERE BUT WHY NOT HAVE
TWO ANTONIS OUT HERE I THOUGHT IF WE HAVE - DO WE HAVE THE OTHER ANTONI?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * HOW DOES IT COMPARE TO THE
REAL -- CAN YOU -- I MEAN, IT'S REALLY LEGIT IT'S REAL.
IT'S BIZARRE >> IT'S TERRIFYING >> Jimmy: NO, IT IS NOT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THERE IS NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT IT
>> Jimmy: NOW, I WAS WONDERING WOULD YOU LIKE TO AUTOGRAPH IT, MAYBE WE'LL GIVE IT TO A FAN
>> I WOULD LOVE TO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU.
DO I SIGN ON MY CHEST. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. [ CHEERS ]
ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH
SHE WANTS ANTONI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE YOU GO.
DO YOU SEE ONE DO YOU KNOW -- HERE. FOR YOU.
>> GOOD LUCK >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT GOOD LUCK GETTING IT HOME.
GOOD LUCK. >> I'LL GET YOU AN UBER. I'LL GET YOU AN UBER
>> Jimmy: I WAG GONNA SAY, GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT ON THE SUBWAY
GUYS - [ LAUGHTER ] THE BOOK IS "LET'S DO DINNER."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANTONI POROWSKI, EVERYBODY IT'S AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ADRIENNE WARREN IN "TINA: THE
TINA TURNER MUSICAL. STICK AROUND CHECK THIS BOOK OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * "PRIVATE DANCER" FROM "TINA:
THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL," PLEASE WELCOME TWO TIME TONY NOMINEE, ADRIENNE WARREN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLACES AND THE MEN
ARE ALL THE SAME * * YOU DON'T LOO AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON'T * * ASK THEIR NAMES I'M YOUR PRIVATE DANCE
DANCER FOR MONEY * * I'LL DO WHAT YO WANT ME TO D
JUST A PRIVATE DANCER * * A DANCER FOR MONE AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL D
I WANT TO MAKE A MILLION * * DOLLARS, I WANT T LIVE OUT BY THE SE
HAVE A HUSBAND * * AND SOME CHILDREN YES, I GUESS I WAN
A FAMILY ALL THE * * MEN COME IN THESE PLACES AND THE MEN
ARE ALL THE SAME * * YOU DON'T LOO AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON'T ASK * * THEIR NAMES I'M YOU PRIVATE DANCER
DANCER FOR MONEY * * I'LL DO WHAT YO WANT ME TO D
JUST YOUR PRIVATE DANCER * * A DANCER FOR MONE AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL D
DEUTSCHE MARKS OR DOLLARS * * AMERICAN EXPRESS WILL DO NICELY THANK YO
LET ME LOOSE UP YOUR COLLAR * * TELL ME DO YO
WANT TO SEE ME DO THE SHIMMY AGAIN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* *
IN THESE PLACE AND THEY ARE ALL THE SAME * * YOU DON'T LOO
AT THEIR FACES AND YOU DON'T * * ASK THEIR NAMES
I'M YOUR PRIVATE DANCE A DANCER FOR MONEY * * I'LL DO WHAT YO
WANT ME TO D JUST A PRIVATE DANCER * * DANCER FOR MONE
AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL D I'LL DO WHAT YOU * * WANT ME TO DO
JUST YOUR PRIVATE DANCER DANCER FOR MONEY * * AND ANY OLD MUSIC
WILL DO ANY OL MUSIC WILL DO *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT ADRIENNE WARREN. OH, MY GOSH.
OH, MY GOODNESS. ADRIENNE WARREN. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STANDING 'O,' WELL DESERVED. GO SEE 12 TIME TONY NOMINATED
"TINA: THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL" RE-OPENING ON BROADWAY OCTOBER 8th.
FOR TICKETS GO TO TINAONBROADWAY.COM MY THANKS TO KENDALL JENNER,
ANTONI POROWSKI, ADRIENNE WARREN, ONCE AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FROM "TINA: THE TINA TURNER MUSICAL. AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE